100% Eat - Voodoo Ranger Road Trip Meetup Saturday October 9, 1-4pm MT!

Episode Date: October 4, 2021

Face Jam is grabbing the van and hitting the road to make their way to the New Belgium Brewery in Ft Collins, Colorado. Join Our Heroes for some food and drinks as their road trip culminates at the home of Voodoo Ranger. 1-4pm MT for Meetup on Saturday, 10/9 at the below location:  New Belgium Brewing Home of Voodoo Ranger 500 Linden St, Fort Collins CO 80524 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. Beep, beep. Get in, loser. We're going to Colorado. Wow! Mama! Incredible. That's right, losers. He was talking to you, the audience, not us. We're heroes. Get in, subjects. Yes, we are piling into the face jam van. You're not actually in the van with us, but we're piling into the van and time to get on that ye olde road trip.

What the hell? What do you mean? Isn't that what people say? You sound like you were withering away at the end there. Well, I am at the thought of doing this. What do you mean? This gonna be good we are braving the mean streets of texas uh-huh in the van which i hope turns on at least we're going we're going all the way to fort collins colorado baby that's right we're going to uh the new bel Brewing Factory, home of Voodoo Ranger

because we need to get this Face Jam van all the way there. They love it. It needs to go home. Probably. Yeah, it does. It needs to go home. We need to take... Send it home. We need to take the van home to Voodoo Ranger. It's dad. That's where it was born. Is this a scenario

where we get it there and we put it in a basket and we ring the doorbell and run away on a stormy night? Is that what we're doing? It's the foster home. Yeah, but we'll watch from across the street from the bushes as they open the door and welcome the van with open arms. Just to make sure. And then the monkey nods knowingly. He wipes away a tear.

But it was coming out of his mask. How did that happen? We're going to be at the home of Voodoo Ranger. That's 500 Linden St. Fort Collins. Oh, I'm sorry. Linden Street. Fort Collins, Colorado. Yeah.

805-24. That is going to be this Saturday, October 9th, from 1 to 4 p.m. Mountain Time. 2021, depending on when you're listening. If it's just conveniently like, oh, my God, it's October 7th. I'll go right now, but it's 2022. You've missed it. If it's October 7th of 2021, you can still go to this.

You can still go. You have time. If it's October 7th of 2022, you can still go to this. You can still go. If it's October 7th of 2022, you just missed it. You missed out. You got excited until you heard the year. That was almost a good coincidence. Right. You were getting your jacket and walking towards the door, and then you heard the year.

Well, I don't know why you would be getting ready to go two days early. Well, they're two days away away i didn't say they were close so you can come see us come see the uh face jam van which will be there and make it and be there for sure and you can you can touch the van but you will not touch us yeah you can look at us from afar yeah it is yeah you will see us it's a safety thing and but also like a status thing that's true but you know we'll get some pictures we'll use the magic of force perspective to make it look like we're right next to each other uh-huh yep i'll be gandalf yeah you are the frodo's and we are the Gandalf's. Damn, he's tall.

It's a bunch of Gandalf's and then everyone who comes up to take pictures is Frodo's? Yeah, we will tower over them like kings of bugs. Yeah, again, it's a status thing. Incredible. Incredible. This, let me tell you, the thing that we're talking about, the come to St. Fort Collins on Saturday.

It's a street. It's just street. Yeah, it's Linden Street. Oh, is it Linden Street St. Fort Collins? Can we still call it that? Is it confusing? There's no St. Well, look, that's the fun part. You get to come to the brewery, right? We'll be there. The van

will be there. We'll have food trucks. It's going to be awful before that. Then you don't have to do that. The drive there in this van with these people that we have to do. Are we taking on that burden? How long does van? It won't make it out of Texas. It'll make it all the way.

What are you talking about? It won't make it. I, I'm going to tell you, I'm not going to, you know, name names because who cares about these people? They're not on this podcast.

So as far as I'm concerned, they don't exist, but there's some people on the crew that don't think it's going to make it out of the lot. Oh, that's that's a bold statement given how much money they've put into this. It's probably a pretty intelligent statement. The conversation of will it make it there is realistically, will it make it to the highway near the office it sits i i was thinking like round rock but and then if it makes it there can it go from 25 to 65 that i think that'll be

the man right there if we all lean forward it'll be fine we're going downhill it's fine it's all down it's all downhill to the colorado right there's no uphill colorado notoriously a pit it's below sea level right yeah as long as we start at higher altitude so no to wrap up this saturday october 9th of 2021 from 1 to 4 p.m come out to the home of voodoo ranger the new belgium brewing facility 500 linden street fort collins colorado 80524 we're gonna have food trucks we're gonna. Who knows? The sauce monkey will be there. You can look at him. Who knows what other crazy limited stuff you might be able to see or participate in

while we're there. Can the monkey do a cartwheel? Come see the monkey do a cartwheel. One cartwheel. One cartwheel. We'll all gather around distance and we will all everyone will clap we'll all go uh-huh and then one i don't know if you did more than one i did i did a bunch of claps okay and then um and then the monkey he'll get he'll get really juiced up he'll get

excited and he'll do a car oh yeah can we say no flinging poop out the window on the drive? We haven't said it, but we're not going to do it. I was going to say, if you see us on the road, like be on the lookout for the face jam van and give us a honk

and maybe the sauce monkey will throw some packets at you. Wow. Not the window. I mean, I mean, he won't because because he's not going to want

to part with them. Right. I mean, he might give you some used packets, but even then I imagine... Some empty packets. I imagine there's some reason he can't do that. Like, oh, but there's still some juice in there.

If there's an emergency, I can just put the whole packet on the sandwich and eat that. There's some sauce in there somewhere. Yeah. That was the laugh that told me, yeah, ha ha. Oh, no, my plan. Damn. All right. that was the laugh that told me yeah haha oh no my plan damn alright so get excited October 9th baby

Eric you alright I'm just I'm excited for you guys I thought we lost you you kind of fizzled out yeah but that's your job I did it and then we kept going about a cartwheel so now it's time for the rewrap. Listen to the podcast where we eat the food and then rate the food.

Oh, yeah. I hope someone listens to this and doesn't know what's happening or who we are, and they still show up. That would be cool. Oh, yeah. I don't know who these guys are, but St. Fort Collins is right around the block. Again, it's a street. Bring your grandkids. Fun for the whole family. Yeah, bring your grandkids fun for the whole family

yeah bring your grandkids let them run around but please leash them eric that's it that's the end of it you did it i thought you'd have a better no i liked it i think i think only children are only permitted on leashes thank you see you on saturday Of 2021. From a distance.