100% Eat - Water Side Quest - Ride Along Panera Bread

Episode Date: May 28, 2026

Our Heroes make a pit stop to refill their water for the house. Nick has this under control you fool. Don't put him in a corner. Why did you go that way? Why didn't your card work? Don't corner him YOU FOOL. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Okay, you rolling? Yep. Three, two, one. Thank you. That's a good clap. Great clap. Solid clap. Dude, great claps all around. I'd clap for that clap, but it would confuse him.

Yeah, he would know. I wouldn't know where to sink out. I'd be okay. He would be okay. I'm all right. He's fine. Just trying to save you work. Stars at night, big and bright.

We can't do it. His hands are all locked up. Yeah. But he wants to so bad. He's desperate for it. See? He had to find a way. Where the fuck is out?

Is it over here? Left is probably your best bet right here. Oh, don't worry. There's about to be a crash over here. Circle building. So you go left and then, like before the IHOP, you can turn right. Do you want to drive through the arch right here? There's cars blocking it.

Get out of way. What are you doing? Fucking move, dude. This place sucks. We're at the Panera that's up by Typhoon. Texas. Typhoon Texas. It's called the King.

Trouble. Have you taken Archie since the last time you went? No. He's been busy. He's been busy. I've gotten him on a schedule. I keep asking. I asked him the other day, but he was like, I can't. I was to shelter in place.

Whatever that means. Yeah, whatever that means. For some reason. So we're going to go to H.E.B. and get water? Yeah. Is that the plan? We got two empty jugs of water. They're clanging around in your trunk.

Yeah. I hear him. Can't wait for them be clanging. They're not going to move. Well, then they'll be sloshing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And also like the capital come out, I will leak every lawyer. They're going to sit perfectly or spill.

I was told by Nick that they don't do that. They don't leave. They don't my car. Okay, he didn't say that. He definitely didn't say that earlier. Oh, yeah. I thought that was tried. Right.

It should be fine. He doesn't drive your car. Right. He drives his car. Was my sleep mask in your car? Was my sleep mask in your car? Oh, it was in my garage. Wasn't even in his car.

Exactly. It was clean, though. I don't worry. I kept the same. Thank you. Full of rats and spiders. No. That's the regulation house.

That is full. That is full of rats. You got spider rats? That's cool. They make webbing. They have a bunch of legs. But only two eyes. They keep their rat-like features.

Very, very interesting. You guys want to dip by that Zaxby's real click? That's all right. Look at the Walmart on the hill. A shining beacon. To all of it. Fluggerville. Oh, this isn't the left. This is... No, that's the turnaround. Love it. Gotta love it.

So all of this is just new. Like nothing appears nice, right? I mean, this is the newest shit over here, the H-EB, and they're building more stuff. There's a twin liquors going in there. Oh, yeah, hell yeah! Finally, dude! Keep it up there! Yeah. Fuck yeah! Better than specs. You fucking take that back. Yeah, you shut your mouth.

I hate that rabbit. Oh. Well, why is he wearing glasses? Don't even get me started on the questions around the rabbit. It seems like it would be a glasses store. And it's not. It's just old. He's just old.

I thought it was just because rabbits, like, they have good vision. Do you think the rabbit needs to wear glasses because he has a good vision? No, I'm just saying rabbits have good vision. All right, because they eat carrots. Because he eat carrots, like Clive Owen. Oh, in. Shoot him up. Shoot him up.

And he eats the carrot and he gets crazy good into vision. I'm assuming that's like he like eats it. It's like out of focus. Yeah. Focuses. Yeah. And he sees like cat hair on a guy's leg and he's like,

you're the, you're the traitor. Yeah. Is that a stereotype that like still exists? I don't see a lot of carrot to good eyesight. No, it's like a World War II thing. Right. Like I think we need to bring it back. It's also not true.

I need to bring it back. I think we have evidence now that like that isn't the case. I'm honestly kind of with Michael. But just, you know, it's never thought. It's more fun. It's more fun to believe. We live in the world today where everything said is blatantly untrue, but people like believe it and to the death

and murder each other over it. Can we, can we go back to carrots is good? Yeah. Carrots make sea good. I do miss carrots. I'll fucking kill you! Yeah! Like, I hate a point like early on, like early parenthood,

like discovering stuff with like my kids, like trying to like teach them and keep them alive and stuff and you realize it's shit that like your parents told you that they thought was true. Yeah. Like old wives tales type shit. It's like, oh, I knew you thought this was real, but you had no way to fact check this.

I can just look this up in five seconds. And there's a bunch of that shit that we did away. Let's just bring that back. And then we can lower the gas price under $4. That's fine. No deal. Everything's going great. Or I'll fucking kill you.

I'll kill you. You're going to fucking die. I'll kill you. Unless you don't want to. Uh-huh. This could be good. Nick, where am I going? We're going to go to the right entrance.

Okay. By the Juseland. Over by the Juseland. Juiceland. You say that like Eric says Sonic Burger. You're stupid. No, it's Juuland. I just thought it would be funny.

Oh, okay. You can at least admit you're joking around. It's like this guy saying. Unlike that guy. Who's joking? No, it's Sonic Burger. It was a joke. Nick is.

I was talking about Nick. Nick was joking around you or not. Yeah. He's joking. You're a joke. Oh, me. But this is the emptiest I've ever seen in HGB? Yeah.

Well, everybody's over a fucking Panera, dude. That's crazy. They were all on a shit. Sarah weems is. Here. Okay. What? That's her car.

Oh. She's back. Yep. She's back. Anytime I ever see that fucking car anywhere ever, I'm like, there's Sarah. There's the Weemsmobile. The Weemsmobile. I like it.

We'll leave it right there and assume nothing will happen to it. Let's jug ban this. Emmett Otter jug ban Christmas. All right, let's see Nick's jugs. Oh, there they are. Here's. Jugs are touching. Oh.

Whoa. It's cold. Oh, come on. That's how they go. One's up, one's down. You guys carry them in. I'll carry them out. Yeah, okay. Got those big pepperoni's that go easy with. Whoopsy. That's okay. It's just the microphone.

It's fine. Yeah. Where's the magnet? It just cracked. It just cracked. It just cracked. Where is the magnet? Still in my shirt. It did crack, but it should be fine. Hey, now you know which one's mine. Well, we got another pack. It should be fine. It should be fine. I mean, is it still getting levels? Is it still getting level? Is it still getting levels? Let's take a look.

Check, check, check, check. Check, check. Uh-oh. He can't see. Is it getting levels? Okay. See, it's fine. We're fine. Mine's just got character.

Now, I usually get alkaline, but that's 15 cents more. I mean, let's slur. That's fine. Who cares? Okay, put them both there. So you uncap them. Put one under this nozzle and one under that nozzle. Uh-oh.

It's bubbling. Hold on. Oh. Is it supposed to do that? My jugs. Put them both in? Yeah. Two at once, baby.

Yeah. So you start one. I'm gonna aim away from him. You can combo this guy? Yeah. That's cool. Not showing you, don't worry. I'm holding up a mirror.

And I think you can only do one of these at a time. So what's the point of putting two? I'm saying you do the first one and then you make the second transaction after we start filling the first one. Oh, okay. Is it only three bucks? Perfect. There it goes. Whoa.

And then you do a second one? And then you do a second one. Yeah, I just do another transaction. Yep, just another transaction. He's got this down. Nick's the water guy. When finish, press the button. Nick nourishes.

I don't think we take from the body of Nick. Straight from the jug. Oh, was that lined up? I hope that's lined up. It's close enough. Insert money now. Did it not read it? There it goes.

Please try again. What? Processing. Swipe to begin. Card approved. And now he's reading. And here we go. Just mash that part.

There it is. Push it. There it goes. Oh, look at this, Mr. I saw you cross around. Okay, I mean, no one's saying anything. It took you like a hundred tries. I was waiting for it to go. You pressed the button two or three

times. I had to scan the card three or four times. I know. Insert monies. Money's. What fuck is that penguin do? My niece. Where do you think the water's coming from? He's just pissing. Just kidding. Penguins don't... Is that what alkaline means? Penguins don't piss. Oh no. They don't piss. They like excrete, like, slop or something. These are piscuit. Oh, because they have cloacas, they're birds. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, he also says that he wish he could eat food pill. He does. That's a thing. Shut the fuck off.

It's still around, by the way, that makes Andrew, like, legitimately mad. Yeah, so he wants one hole and one food pill to put in the hole. Everything can go in and out of one hole. And he'd still have it right here. Why put the food pill in if it's just going to come out? It's true. Well, it comes out as something else. I think we would solve the problem of the hole in food pill,

and then that would be his next thing. Right. Why in if out? Yeah, why do I got to put this food pill in? It was just going to come out. Well, I wish I could just photosynthesize water or sunlight. Did you do? It's not-

Are you supposed to- Point it at that? Does that- Why is just a no? Wait- It takes a second for it to register. Okay, so we should hit it earlier then next time. Okay.

Well, my question is that these are five-gallon jugs, why doesn't it just stop at five-gaghan? That's, I think that's a great, great question. Okay. This is definitely a five-gallon jug. Yes. I'm going to push it early and we'll test the- Yeah, we'll test the theory.

Yeah. I'm gonna do it. Uh, right about now. Watch it fill right up to the brim. him. I don't think the button does anything. I don't think it just stopped. Stop. Stop. Stop. Okay. We didn't find out. Now we don't know for sure if you're doing it or he's doing.

It's not. It's just the thing. It's gonna fill up. It's gonna fill up another five hours. It recycles back in? Yeah. Well, not that part. Well, not that bit, but the bit that goes down there. They really are off on the five gallons. I agree. Just a little bit. I agree. I agree. Recapping. Is it like this? Was it like this? Yeah. Cap them. Make sure they're nice and sealed. For your car's sake.

Okay. Does that hold them carrying them like that? You get that seal. Okay. I'm asking him. I'm confident in the seal. It's on there. Oh, look at that. All right. Now lift him, Arnold. No. I didn't do it this way. What is it? Farmers carry? I just realized this is here you. Yes. Yes, farmers. Because over, like, your head is meters. Like, oh. Oh, yeah. I was, Williams is leaving. She did Sarah's out of here. Just like Drew. Sarah looks like, she looks at times cruel. Yeah. Dude, that one handle is super comfortable

and one handle is not. Really? One's more organic. One's like jagged plastic. That must be one of the old ones. Got it? Yeah. This one sucks. This one's nice.

Yeah, what the, why is? It's all ridged. Ritched for your display. pleasure. Oh, oh. All right. See, now they won't go anywhere. Yeah.

Well, that would have been interesting. I know, right? I mean, I wasn't going to leave it. I was just waiting. I didn't think all three of us needed to touch, touch it. A little side quest. How fun. Is that fun, Nick?

It's for our house. I had a good time. Did you have fun? It's for us. Nick had some kind of battle with the machine there. No. Not as much as Eric, dude. Well, that's what I'm saying.

Battle with Eric at the machine. That's what I was saying. You were battling. Eric. Oh, not intentionally. Well, it's good to know it wasn't intentional. So that just happens on accident, huh? Yeah, sometimes.

It's kind of an instinct. It's instinctual. Oh, yeah. Sorry, when a- Gondon, when a lashed out, when a feeling going out of you. When a bird of prey sees a worm. Oh, I would go right.

Would have done that. Sounds good, man. When I'm trapped in a corner, I just lash out. No one trapped. Yeah. Oh, he did. He backed me up. I would have gone right. Right. I feel like if anyone was trapped, it was Eric.

He's always trapped at a machine with people standing around. You do find yourself in that situation a lot. He puts himself there. I don't want to be at the machine. Why are you? I don't. I'm going to go on. Because he's the daddy. Only one of us is 40. It's true. Credit cards, I better ask my dad. Also, I forgot my wallet at home today.

Oh, perfect. So thanks for paying. I'll get the water next time. Your wallet's kind of doing like a shelter in place situation. Yeah, that's good. Archie has your wallet. Whoa! He's going to Typhoon, Texas. He's fucking better not.

I can't get that kid to tell me what's going on, man. Come on. He keeps saying, Dad, make your own friends. And then they keep saying they are my friends. They are my friends. And then Archie says, that's not what they say. Hey, it's not what I have. I don't feel like I'm in a corner again.

Oh, watch out, Eric. His monkey's gonna lash out. I put you push another button. I wasn't pressing the button. You were pushing shit. Oh, sorry, sorry. I'm in a corner. I'm in a corner.

I'm sorry. I mean, we're all in a corner. I didn't press a button at all. Figurative corner. Okay. Here, this will help, Nick. Look at me. Oh, I'm centered again.

Here, here I am. I'll put it on pulse. I'm gonna put it on pulse. I can't do it. Why not? Nick is really projecting. It's just all it is. What?

I just want the people to see. This is how it is. Guys, just let the Pino colada smell pass. I'm doing it to calm Nick down. It's working. It's working. Better him. Do a blinker.

Where's my sweet speaking? Woo, nicotine. Do a blinker so I feel something. I don't think there's nicotine in the vapor. I'm gonna assume there is. I don't know. I don't know. Like I know it's in it.

I'm saying when I blow it out, I know if there's any nicotine. in that, but if there is, I just got you really hooked. I'm back. You're cooked. If you get hooked and cooked again, I'll wean you off of this and put you on Creedum. And you're really screwed. I got a TikTok yesterday that was,

it was supposed to be showing a guy getting like, he had like the wax in his ears and his nose and like all over his face and they're like peeling it off or whatever. But in the background, you heard a barber talking to the guy who's getting his hair and he's like, yeah. And so, I mean, like, vaping's actually good for you. And so like all of the comments are just going,

vaping's good for you. And he keeps explaining like, yeah, because it's not cigarettes. And so actually kids are vaping and it's like good for you to do that and it's just him. I saw an article. Oh, it's so cool. 14 years ago.

No, this was like brand new. It was awesome. I saw an article like a week ago. I just read the headline and it was like, is vaping actually bad for you? What? I was like, wait. What?

Who wrote this? Are we still asking that question? Is the science still out? What are you talking? What about that? A vapor? A barber? Does vapor have long-term negative? It's like the first episode of Madman

where they're like, well, the size just came out. Cigarettes, bad for you. Yeah. So like, what? You're just, you're sucking something in that isn't air. Right. You think this is like fine, right? It can only be good for me.

It's only good. Lungs take in smoke vapor, good. Lucky Strike is toasted. Yeah. Oh, that's right. He writes it. Shame on you, son. Shut up.

I really do worry about my kids vaping. It was like, you know, the teenage cigarette thing, and cigarettes were gross. Yes. Yeah. This is awesome. It's awesome. 100%.

I'm worried. Yep. It's awesome. Yep. I agree with you. Yeah, it is scary. Cigarettes stink like cigarettes. I mean, this stinks like slurpy.

Yeah. You don't like pull this and throw up. You pull it and you go like, hmm, that's delicious. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the one reason I never like even entertained smoking was because my dad smoked all the time. And I hated the smell. Yep.

Yeah, if your dad vaped, you would have hopped right off. I probably, I would have like, hey, hey dad, what wacky flavor did you get today? Yeah, what strawberry freeze are all right pops? What flavor are you pulling that cotton with? I'll have to do the responsible thing and get my kids just like, they have like slaked. They have like flavored with nothing in it. Sick rig pops. You gotta do, you gotta do like what other states do where it's like the only flavor you can get is like menthol.

Right. Yeah. I just mean get them like nicotine-less, this flavored air to suck. Yeah. Suck on this. Get them candy cigarettes. They like chewing on stuff. Yeah.

I give them like rubber necklaces to chew on. Nice. I'm serious. They sell those. You know when your dog needs a chew toy. Or kid. I mean, you look at the pencils and you go, you do. Yeah.

No, that's true. Stop eating metal. No deal, father. Chew me. chewing on erasers and like just the wood of like the number two pencil. It's a double whammy of like that's really bad for you. And you have no eraser. Right.

I'm not concerned with microplastic. Stop drawing on top. All the wood I've adjusted. Stop penciling over pencil. I don't make mistakes. Happy accident. Everything I do is for a reason. Boy, I hope those waters aren't still all over my.

No, we would have heard glug, glug, glug. I don't think we would hear. I also don't think. We would have heard them. Maybe there's the executive airport. We would have seen a trail of water behind us. Forget your troubles, Eric. Does your car recycle the water like the machine?

Like what? It does. Not the floor. Obviously, that's the part I'm talking about. That's a little bit. That's not... It was so past five gallons. Oh, yeah, it would definitely pass five gallons.

Why are you defending the water machine? I'm not defending the water machine. This is where you're like, are you putting me in the corner again. I was talking about you. You start talking to Nick and he looks around and he runs over to a corner and starts screaming at you. I'll kill you! It's no waste of that much water. It recycles.

I'm back again. But do you want, like, it recycles the water for what? So it puts it back in so you drink it? Right, I assume that's what he's saying. I don't want the water. I don't want the water that touches the metal where these things have been sitting here. It's fine. This has been on the ground.

I'm sure it purifies it. Yeah. Yeah. That's what the penguin does. Is that what he does? Yeah. Yeah. Well, this is cloaca?

Oh, no. It's filtered. This is penguin filtered water? Yeah. Goes through a penguin. He pisses it out. I, uh, fed penguin. one time at SeaWorld, they stink.

That makes sense. Penguins stink. They stink like fish. They're gross. I got to feed a sea otter once. Whoa, do they stink? No, not really. Good.

This one didn't. Okay. This is actually a good small one. It's like Armani. Again, I only know my experience. The one I met, he was cool. Like, I don't know if it's like Nick's car. Oh, he's like one of the good ones.

Yeah. Well, the jugs don't spill in Nick's car. Are you talking about Nick's jugs? Yeah. up. Oh. My dad did dental work on Shamoo once. Huh? Hold, let's just let that sit. Let me out of the car.

Well, we're back. You said you said the hangman at the SeaWorld. Yeah, I'm asking. I'm bringing it back. I know. I'm asking. Nothing's wrong in the trunk. Right, but what I want you to do is elaborate on what you just said. My dad did dental work on Shamoo at the Sea World. That's not elaborating.

That's just saying it is. Right. Elaborate. Well, why? Apparently it was having some issue. Because my dad is an end of Donists, so he does root canals and shit like that. I might need to call your dad. Okay.

Well, he's retired, but I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I don't know. I'll meet you out back and like, in his shed or something. I'll do it on the trampoline. We go to Chris's shed if you want. Oh, cool.

I want to do it to Chris's shed. I bring tools in and out so they don't know I'm shaking. What? You what? I'm not sure I would do it there. Let's make sure the tools for this already in there so they don't think you're doing illegal dental work. Oh my God. Anyway, so Shamu was having trouble and they had to get a two by four to hold its mouth open while they

My dad did dental work. How many people on the two by four? I don't know I feel like I feel like a pretty could be do it crew of people but like if one got if he Okay like one guy opening it thinks he's got it. Oh yeah you know like don't worry. I got the two by four I've got Shamu covered I mean like think about if you were knocked out and a bunch of mice had to like open your mouth and hold it open like that's like size wise that's probably That's probably about a fucking dream. That's a specialized mice. Imagine a bunch of specialized mice. That's how Cinderella got her dental work done.

Yeah. That's cool. You wake up in the middle of night with a bunch of mice in your teeth. That night and day it's dentorelli. We have all these specialized mice. Denderella. Well, yeah.

One was a dressmaker. You're brushing Cinderella. Yes. One was a dressmaker. One was a probably dental. Endodontist. I don't like these incisers.

How they look. Does Shammo even have teeth? Yeah. He's like a mammal, right? Did he do molars? Did he do molars? I must be just thinking of like blue whales. Oh, where they have like the crazy.

Yeah, orcas have teeth. Okay. They got those rounded teeth. They've rounded teeth. They're like rounded off. You know a lot about shamoo teeth. Like in Pinocchio. My dad worked on them.

He knows a lot about Shamu teeth and cigarettes. Yeah. It's two hobbies. No. You ever seen Shamu smoke a cigarette? Watch. It takes so many mice to make me smoke a cigarette. We had to roll in a two by four.

These specialized mice are making me smoke a cigarette. It's toasted. How do you feel about the inside of your trunk getting cleaned? Oh boy. I'm feeling like it's gonna be wet. I feel like if I just square a little dish soap in there. Yeah, it might as well just take care of it. Just leave it open while we record the episode.

Dry it out. Yeah. Yeah, it's really dried today. Not humid and gross or anything. It's not 90 something degrees and like 80% humidity. Yeah. For how much it's supposed to storm over the next week, there's not a single cloud.

I was just thinking about that. It's coming with the cold front. Is it? Yeah. The cold front's good. There's other hobbies, meteorology. It is. Wow.

Wow. I'll tell you what. It's not leaking because I just got, hit with 10 dollars. I think my back might be broke. Yeah, it's not. They're still full, trust me. Oh.

Also, I can't do the episode. Also, can we go to the doctor? Can we go back up to that Baylor Scott and White? Right after I see your dad, we're gonna have to go somewhere else. Do they have a spinal mouth specialist? They have specialized mice. The specialized gyroids.

Chiropractor mice. Mice only do teeth, the back is birds. Oh, man, not penguins, not flight as birds. Well, no, I bet you an ostrich could do it. They're big enough to crack you back. Are they strong enough though? Oh, yeah, they'll kill you. Oh, okay.

Did your dad work on their teeth? They don't have teeth. They don't have teeth. That's a good point. Who does beaks? Oh. Is that something like your mom does or? Your mom do like bird beaks or something?

It sounded like an insult. Yeah. Yeah, right? Yeah, your fucking mom does it. Does your mom do beaks? Your mom do beaks? You little bit? Nice jugs, bitch.

Did you get those from? Your dad does Shammu and your mom does beek. Nice jugs. For all we know, these could be insults that are like common today, you know? No, she was a math specialist. She was a what? A math specialist. I thought you said a mouse special.

Yeah. No, no, no. She taught the mice how to be specialists in math. For the children. What is a math specialist? She teaches math. Do you teach math? She's a math teacher?

No, but she went around to the kids who were having trouble. Like, it's more like tutoring more than teaching. Well, it is teaching. Yeah, but it's like cleaning up other people's shoddy work. Right. Michael trying to help is always, it's my favorite part of a Nick situation where Michael's like, let me clear this up. They taught.

Nick goes, don't help me. Don't worry. Stay back, Michael. I got this one. Anyway, they're mice. Well, I have an outlet for it now because I don't have Gracie anymore. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

To like swoop in and help. But Nick doesn't, unlike Gracie, isn't like, you're being mean to me. Why are you being nice? Why are you being? She would ask that like you were ever mean to her. I just, I don't. I think she considers Joe to be mean. Suffice to say, my reputation proceeds.

Even though, even though, like, you could ask Gracie, like, oh, did you hear that? I don't know who any of those people are, you just mentioned. Okay, never mind then. I don't know. Bernie, is he the bold one? What? Oh, man, Gracie's son is a text. I guess it was like 1 a.m.?

Yes. Oh, my God. For her. I saw it, like, Sunday morning. She was going up to a Cineabon. And it closed. Well, it was a sit-up on next to an Annie Ann. So I was like, which one is she going to her?

Did they both close on her? Right. And she said, I walked up and they turned the lights out. Yeah. They knew what she was there. It was 1 o'clock in the morning. Well, yeah. And I was like, also, they probably saw you coming.

We're like, we're in trouble. Yeah, they've heard about you. Close down. Close down. She's going to clean us out. What's the damage? Well, it's, um, they're good. Okay. Didn't spill, but your car's destroyed.

Yeah. Yeah. I got worried. It's okay. Your cars destroyed. Michael's back is. Hey, don't forget, Nick. I can grab this stuff.

Yeah, it's slammy real good. Oh, you got the bad one, Jordan. Yeah. You got the hand hurt one. But you can do the two-hand technique. It's true. Baby it. Cradle it. Ooh, we can go plug it in right now.

Ooh. Gather around, everyone. Ooh. This will fill in the spot where usually we look at the food. Yeah. A bag of chips and a cookie to look at. Surprise. watch Nick replace the water joke.

Look at this guy. Doesn't know how the fucking credit car works. What side does it open from? That side. The right side? It's awful. How does it fucking... You gotta keep clawing the shit. No way. Yeah, it's a piece of shit. You feel like Jimmy it open. Well, I mean, it showed up in such good shape. Yeah, no. Every time I do it, you're like...

I'm like, I thought it didn't cool. Because it didn't. Yeah, it didn't. It didn't for a while. And then it just started working. Yeah. Well, the other house was possessed. They were way off on house.

They were way off on five gallons. They're way off on five gallons. See, now he's for it. Yeah, now he knows. Well, now he's not in-quil. I was on that side. The water gets recycled. Okay.

I don't think that's true. Let's just getting your credit card again. Oh, man. Whoa, whoa, old man. You guys back him up into the kitchen again. Yeah, I think. There he is in the corner. Also, also, came after me.

It was mostly Jordan. I don't listen to him. Step white in it. It works. Yay! It's not gonna- It's gonna be warm, but it's okay. It's gonna taste like some of the trunk of my car.

Now that, I do mind. Yeah, what? Come on. Well, we already ate the food. So we got a whole review. Where did we review it? Was it good? Did you like it?

Did we like it? Jordan's gonna drink this whole cup of water now to end the episode. Go on good. Yeah, Jordan's gonna end the episode. Let's get to it. Oh shit. What is this?

Wait, where'd you get a Somi, Wait, did you get a hat from Somi, Somi? Was it free? Wait a second. Now my mic's gonna fall. God bless it. Go on. You sprung this on me, I'm sorry.

Yeah, well that's okay. Wait a second. Oh, this is a bullshit. Oh, come on. No! Yeah. Yeah, we're Tyaki bros now. This is what we do.

And we charge it to the-coons. Oh, the back. Oh, the back looks great. Oh, hey, okay, and he bought it with company- Of course. Of course. Fucker. Well, because we're using it in a video.

God damn it, Gavin. Like, how's the time to tell them we invested in the company? Yeah, no, you didn't. Are you okay? Put it into that bit. Oh, here, I guess what we're doing our own bit. Hey, fuck you. Oh, okay.

No and fuck you. Yes and? No way. Oh, all right, okay. Get dumped. Yep. Fuck. God damn it. They got cool so-me-so-my stuff. Whoa!

Whoa! He stopped on him! He stopped on! God, did you make him do that? God, he was in a corner. He was in a corner and everything.