100% Eat - We Almost Get Run Over | Arby's Ride Along

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

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Jordan. Is the video that you can see on the back of his phone, the thing that we bought and everything? It's upside down, right? Yeah. Okay. I'm just making sure. Always has been.

Okay. Not always, just a lot of time. Most of the time. It's kind of confusing. Well, it doesn't fit the other way. It doesn't fit the other way. And I'm not holding it the other way. Yeah, he would never.

Oh, boy. Oh, cool. Hi there. Oh. That's get crushed. That's cool for you. That's, it's so weird that he couldn't see me, huh? That's so strange.

Does he need more mirrors? How bizarre. More wide mirrors? That dude's never used that tow hitch. Yeah, no shit. That guy's all hat, no cattle. God damn. What about all cattle, no hat?

Well, then you're just a cowboy. Oh. Yeah. And you're getting a cowboy with no sunburned. You're getting, you can't be a cowboy with no hat. Why would you stop directly? Is I going to wear his shirt? I think it's a flesh.

Do you want him to be? It's a flesh-colored shirt. He's wearing a flesh shirt? Why wouldn't the red car pull up? We said this at Torchies, but this is the worst part. What? This and the one at the airport and, like, Lamar. That parking lot also sucks.

Yeah. Yeah. That lady got mad at, like, she got attitude because she stopped. It was like, where do you go? Where am I? I can't. What kind of turn do you think I'm about to make out of control? We're going to try to, we're going to try to a good one.

Sprout wings and fly. God damn. We should try to. Let me roll the windows down. Yeah. Hey, lady. Listen. Isn't it, foos?

Woo! Here we go. Arby's. You're steak nuggets. Yeah, steak nuggets, guys. I have a feeling this episode's going to be a lot about how we could have eaten McDonald's. It already is that because we were supposed to get McDonald's and fucked us. We were going to be rich, you idiot.

Steak nuggets. Right. Monopoly. McMillians. Yeah. Oh, we could have run... They caught that guy. So now...

Now it's our game. So what's the difference now between this McMillians and the old one? I don't know. You can write about it in the fact sheet next week when you... I'm not going to learn about it. When we do Monopoly. Yeah, we can learn about it later when we do it for the Michael Jordan podcast. We get a bunch of food we're not going to eat.

Because I want those goddamn stickers. You only get one for saying two now. You used to get two. You used to get two. You used to get two in this goddamn economy piece of you. shit, C word. Truly is sprinkling. Thank you. I feel like this happening with Monopoly is like...

Yes, it does. Oh, it does? Yeah. Very... Fuck! Thank you. Very apt that, like, the, uh, the capitalism is, uh, squeezing the monopoly. I know.

Yeah. Let me get my... Very funny. Let me get my millions. I got two out of three of the purples. If I get the third one, which I'm surely going to get, it's one million. Sure. It's probably the easiest one.

It's probably the easiest one. I got the two hard ones. Yeah. I got the two hard ones. Give me my one million airline miles, sucka. Yeah. You can go anywhere with that. Go anywhere.

So you guys are sick. There's no board for it. You just put it in the app? I'm guessing there's not. Apparently it's because I just... Help with the security so like people don't go hoarding the... Yeah. What is nice though is you just scan it.

You don't have to actually type shit in. It just captures it, you know, like a credit card. Huh. So what... I yearned for the physical... I know. I do too. I know.

So if... I got free, like, cheeseburger or french fries, and then two pieces. You know, it's funny? The actual physical, like, paper board that they would give you? Actually, it would, like, deter me back in the day, where it's like, I don't want to keep track of that. Right. Now you want them. I know. Well, you're old enough to appreciate it now. It's true.

So you were saying, like, they can't hoard them or something? But, like, if I buy McDonald's, I can just give you the pieces, can I? That's right. Okay. I don't know. I don't know. piece is when you when you peel it or do you just yeah it tells you yeah and in the app i don't know what it helps you get like bonus spins too oh every time you scan a piece it's like you can win a free

thing hey and that's mostly like a medium french fries and stuff yeah is it on any of the burger stuff or is it just fries and drinks again it's fries i think it's medium fries large drink oh i know it's on the big mac i think it's supposed to be on the quarter pounder as well wow it sounds so fun i wish we could be doing it yeah we would We will. We will later. When? Wow. Wow.

Nick said, what? After the episode. For sure. Jordan's egging it on. Because it's going to happen. Wow! Well, that was Nick trying for some reason to agree with you when I would, when I, we showed up and we were about to leave. Yeah.

And I was under the impression the whole time we were doing McDonald's. I was going to drive by the McDonald's. Yeah, there's one over there. That's the very long we've gone to. And I was like, well, I can't wait to play Monopoly. and gets the McMillians. And Eric just goes, oh, we're going to Arby's. And I legitimately went, what?

What a fucking rug pull? It was like, I mean, I was standing on the rug. He could have pulled it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I want Nick to explain his part. Go ahead, Nick. Yeah, I was surprised. And, uh, but at the same time,

immediately on board. By the same time, I thought Arby's! Steadnockets! We were! Eric, we were out of Horsesies on. We were out of Horsesysaws! And now we have four. Now we have four.

Now we have four. You were annoyed. Humanoid. They were. They were humanoid, Nick. I know. It's nice to be right. Yeah, that's what you should get in for one.

I have. Through a straw. I know, this guy's straw on over here. He is strong. Damn. Interesting. I'm not. Whoa. But I didn't put the lid on it and suck through the middle.

Is that a big old piece of sheet metal? Yeah, it's about to hit us. Hit it! It's a rug. It's a rug. Someone pulled it. Yay. That's the rug that was pulled up.

Much like Eric did. Much like Eric did today. Yeah, he's, he's getting it. Jordan already made the joke, but Nick is also trying to make the joke a little bit later. I'm not, I'm not listening to you up there. Yeah, we're not listening. Dad. That was a force sign-night.

How about that? Yeah, dad. Bitch, bitch-ass, dad. Take us to one, oh boy, make us rich. Come on, dad. I'm gonna be taller than you. I will say that, we can all agree though. They're just, yeah, he doesn't. Well, the thing is, I mean, like, Michael is fine.

Like, that's what Michael's gonna do. He's just going to, like, see, he's going to see where it goes. And then Nick is doing anything. I'm talking with my friend. Yeah, dad. He doesn't know what he's in. He's not going for it. We can all agree, though, if we get the things and I scan into my account and I win the million dollars, it's mine.

Okay. Is that who we can all agree? Yeah, it's my account. Maybe we shouldn't do it in your account. Yeah, maybe we should do it in another account. That's fine. Oh, yeah, we could do that. Nick sounded like he was about to pitch that we do it on his account.

And then you came up with another idea. That's what I said. I had said, get your McDonald's app ready, Nick. Uh-huh. And then, there we go. Oh, yeah, that's how it happened. It was like, ugh. Oh, the only thing I said was Arbys.

Because you were an Arbys. That's not the only thing you said. It's an Arby's. He could write it on the board backwards. You started screaming about, you started screaming about steak nuggets. They're getting so good. You decided they were going to be dry when you saw the picture. It was like, was like, do you think they'll be good?

Do you think they'll be. I asked if they were going to be wet or if they're going to be dry. He was like, oh, they're going to be so wet. And then we pulled up and he went, oh, this is going to be dry. He's going to be dry. Based on the picture, it is going to be dry. Based on newly found evidence. Newly found evidence.

Yep. When he knew nothing about it, he was on board. Yeah, he's still on board. Now that I'm learning more about it. The commercial will look good. Okay, so what do you hold more weight for? The commercial or the picture? This picture.

Picture, it's there, it's right there. All the shit. It's there. It's there. It's there. It's there. It's there. They've taken the picture there that morning, who knows?

You think that they took the picture there now? Just think of all the hilarious McMillions jokes we could be making on the ride along back from, if we had gone to McDonald's. It's kind of a joke that we didn't. That's true. Fucking Ardys. Yeah, in and of itself. Good Lord. It said they could have taken the picture there this morning.

But they didn't. I know that. I could have. What they could have? They could have. They could do a lot of things. They could have a 3D printer in there. back. Yeah, you don't know. Nick abandoned it. I know they didn't. You guys started saying

they could have and he was immediately back on board. Yeah, I was never on board. Humanoid Nuggets. I'm right. The humanoid nugget typhoon. Maybe they're human shape. Bro, if these are human shaped steak nuggets, that's crazy. Be really confused about what I'm eating. Can I get the humanoid nuggets? The state nuggets, yes. They have to call them a humanoid because, you know, it's not real human. They have to say that, you know? Legally. Yeah, like the lawyers are making it say it.

You know what it is, though. Yeah, you know. Wink. Yeah. You know. Look, I got steak man. I got steak boy. He's a clone of steak, man.

There were a bunch of people at that armies. Like, there were, what, four or five cars in the drive-thru? And there were probably like another- There's a truck almost in our car. Oh, my God. And there's like another, like, half of the people inside. There's a lot of people at that. at Arby's.

That's like lunch-ish time. Your brains would have got squeezed out. It's all the same type of person. Exactly. All the old man with shirt tuckings. Yes, that's the thing that we found out last time, because last time we went there were like not a lot of people, but it was all the same guy over and over again.

It's like the same guy over and he just copy and paste a guy and they copy him from somewhere else and they paste him at Arbys. They copy him at Harbor Freight and then they paste him at Arby's. Yeah, I try to like get as far away from the guy as I can. while still keeping my camera on him. Yeah, yeah. And then try to get another guy to spawn behind me. And then it's just like, there he is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turn around and there he is. So how do you do that? Yeah, how do you do that? You can't drop too many things on the ground or crash down. Oh yeah, yeah. I'm not trying to like overload the memory or anything. I make that guy drop all of his stuff on the ground

and I tell him you can dupe it by hitting a four and then that guy gets... Whoa. Does he do it? Yeah. He's an idiot. Remember he used to do a thing in Diablo too? where you could...

I was going to mention it. That was it. That's where I learned about that. You could, well, you could do, first of all, people would lie. You'd be like, dude, drop your shit and they just steal it. Oh, yes, absolutely. But another thing you do is when you go to trade, you put the shit in your, like, trade box. Yep.

And then you hit checkmark. And so a thing people would do is, uh, they'd like pick shit up and put it down a million times. And then at the last second, swap it out with something else. Yep. That looks exactly the same. And, and just hit trade. and hope you would trade it and I did that a bunch of times. Did it work?

Yeah, no, I stole shit a bunch of times. It's like, oh, I'm trading this high value ring. And then you just move it around like to waste time. Like, look, I'm picking it up and putting it down. It's the same ring. It's the same ring. Well, a sleight of hand. Yeah, shitty ring.

You just got a shitty ring. Goodbye. And then you guys. Bye. You'll never see me again on this server. Exactly. I think that's how they sold that guy's Cloud Song in World of Warcraft, right? Hmm.

Hmm. Can't do that. But Diablo 2 was where I learned about all F4 and like dupe-trick stuff and everything. Like that was the first game that I played where that was like a whole thing. That seems like a big exploit for Diablo too. Yeah, it was pretty... Dude, don't be caught sleeping, idiot. It's as simple as that.

You got to stay aware's. Yep. There's another house in this neighborhood that has a trampoline. Really? We can see the net. Oh, they're cowards. Yeah. Yeah. They're not brave, I guess.

It's right. Like Chris. Did you post that? No, not yet. What a little idiot. Hey, and if you're watching this tomorrow, we have food court. This is true. What day is that?

On Discord Friday, the next Friday, the 24th. But tomorrow, for the people who are listening. So I will be around for that. Yes. That's why I got nervous earlier when you're telling us. about your weekend plans just get mad and quiet okay i'm always i'm always nervous baby there's a pencil on the ground the bag started disintegrated once they grabbed it you see this pencil on the ground

was there a contractor nearby get a little it's a tiny one it is it is yeah what is it pencil that actually that is a contractor pencil what's up with the alamo pencils now they're like always broken yeah it's like they're all held together with tape yeah it's kind of a shit show yeah thanks so alfredo said they have uh they have chili dogs now what yeah it's uh they have like a seasonal menu and it's that oh is it's a special yeah we can go upstairs oh yeah can we can we can we thank you i don't know eric can we thank you oh we can't We can't go to McDonald's. We are going to McDonald's.

Hang on, I know that there's somewhere we can't go. Hang on, take a clean one. We can either go or we just order it. And then do it from Michael Jordan podcast, and we get rich. I mean, we should do it. We should do it to get rich. We are doing it. Yeah.

I mean, unless you want to do it next week. No. All right. That bag is falling apart. Boom, ranch, boom, Marnar. Marnar. Barbecue. Burbaker? horsey. We got plenty of horses. Barbecue. Ranch.

Jordan, quick. Take the horsey sauce and throw it at the wall. You go, boys. What's the code word? I don't remember. I don't remember either. Whoa, I didn't see that coming. Zag on them. Oh, well, well, I got to say it. They look pretty wet. They are, uh, they're, uh, you just get a cup of this sloth? No, no, no, no, we got two nine pieces. Very, uh, ain't no way. Ain't no way. Ain't no way. It's a pungent aroma yeah emitting from them boom baby not dry the picture lied how could it unbelievable all right well i guess we should end this huh yeah do the episode right watch us tomorrow no save it no no no no no watch us on food court tomorrow 7 p.m.

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