100% Eat - We Didn't Get the Food? %% Shake Shack Dog Days

Episode Date: September 2, 2025

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eat the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it you probably do I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my coach Jordan Swiris Jordan how are you? I'm good he didn't mean that I meant it he's just he's riled up I'm riled up Eric got me riled up we're all fired up you can say that stuff

in the first 10 seconds on YouTube I know It's true when I saw it when I saw that news I immediately sent it to either a group text or on Slack and was like Nick's stoked. Yeah, he did. Yeah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. You can call Eric a short bitch in no time flat. That's right, bitch.

Tried to help him out of the car earlier. You did, thank you. Yeah, thanks, bitch. It was a non-bitchable offense. And what did you do? He said it like six times. Immediately. He said it over and.

Peer permission. Well, it wasn't really. I mean, it was zero. It feels pretty good. It wasn't. Being bad, always feels good. Okay,

that's what people do bad things. It feels good. Okay. Saying it felt good is not a defense. It felt good when I put you down.

Don't you understand? It made me feel big and you feel small. Don't you understand? Pay attention. Guys, it costs zero dollars. It's fucking cheaper

to be mean. It's a lot easier, too. Short bitch. And you were like, I was helping you. Oh, you're right. I'm sorry, regular bitch. Or something like tall bitch.

He's like, uh, tall bitch. No, it's an unbitchable offense. But you see. Forget it. What? Can't hit. No. If it's an unbitchable offense, you called him bitch like four times.

He took it back with more bitches. He never, words were already out. Yeah, he was, never. It canceled out. Oh, I see. I see. If he makes them even. I hadn't considered how they cancel each other out.

Like, listen. Guys, Nick's in the middle of stuff. His hot dog room is empty. His hot dog room will remain empty. Hey, this episode's a little empty on hot dogs too. Considering we're reviewing the Shake Shack Dogs Days. Yep. Dog days.

Yep. Hot dogs for days. It's the dog days of summer at Shake Shack. They got a million hot dogs. Late August, early September. It's the dog days. They'll definitely have them, right? They did yesterday when I went online to make sure that they

They were still on the menu. Is this yesterday? This is when I looked. This is today. Yep. How to look today? I hadn't considered today. No, should I look today.

Didn't have them. No dog. Well, they had regular dogs. To quote Florence and her machine. Uh-huh. The dog days are over. Nick said he was going to sing the song. Nick said he was going to sing it.

Nick said he was going to sing the song first. I'm not, I'm not going to sing it. I've got to give credit to Eric for the number of times he looked through that digital menu. He's like, I went every way that you could to see if you could find magic hot dogs. There were four hot dogs on the menu. He swam like a million times. We went all the way back out.

We like canceled the order. Yeah, you exit the menu and went back into the menu. I'm like, maybe because we went into the menu. It's just they're uploading the dogs right now. But the dog days back on? No. No, they weren't. So we got the, uh, we got like their Carolina barbecue burgers, something.

Yeah, you know what it is. It's not going to find it there. It's not on the sheet. Yeah, it's certainly not on the sheet. We can look it up. I totally forgot. It had fried pickles. It had fried pickles, bacon.

Good bacon. I think that's it. Uh, yeah, the barbecue. The sauce was crazy. Yeah. It was like a Carolina gold barbecue sauce. that was just, it was the messiest food. It was the hummy nuster game ever had.

It was the sweet, it was the sweetest cheeseburger that was so messy. So you had to go take a shower in the bathroom. But don't worry, because if you wanted to make a new friend in the bathroom, shake shack has made it so easy to meet friends in the bathroom. Shake hands. Shake hands, lock eyes. Say hello. Make eye contact through the crowd.

When we were done eating, we all had to go fucking take a bath because we were so soaked with grease and barbecue sauce, sticky it sucked. It was horrible. My goal went first and came back and didn't say anything. I didn't, but I thought it. I went next. I'm like, I was clean up. You walk in, there's two stalls on the right.

You walk in this way. Yes. And then the stalls are there. Stalls are there. The sinks right in front. You wash your hands. You look to the right of the sink. Where are the paper towels?

You would think right next to the sink where there's a huge, empty wall. Big wall. Oh, wait, here they are. Here's the paper towels. Here's the two stall doors. The two stall doors are here. You're looking at the paper towel

without trying, you're looking through the crack on the door. Yeah, you're immediately looking through. You have no choice. It's like you're like there. The door might as well. I just want a paper towel. What are you doing in there? It's also...

Why can't every bathroom be like the Bucky's bathroom? Right. Where you can buy paintings. That's why. Dude, there are rooms like sealed rooms with doors. It's like Alamo Mueller, dude.

I love that shit. Yeah. That's a great setup. The gender neutral bathroom and it's just like a million little rooms. It's a million rooms, like a long sink and then like if you don't, if you're just peeing

and there's a urinal room. Yep. There is. I've never been in there once. I've never been in there once I see it and I go, why would I not want the comfort of my own little room? That's crazy. And also, it's great for small businesses. You can just go in there. It's like, I work here now. There you go. What are they going to do? You lock the door and then it's just like,

oh, work from home. Buy, sell, cut up meth, do whatever, boil it. I don't know what you do with it. The thing about the paper towels, paper people make cretum. I'm going to say that. We're going to do that. We're going to do it. That's where they were going to make it. And then do it. Then we'll go into the urinal room. and start selling

the paper towels also has it hanging once I'm crate them are like you have to pull pretty hard it's okay it's not even automatic no you gotta pull no

but it's like I pulled the first time and it ripped and then I'm just like not staring staring at a guy trying to get a paper towel my hands are dripping wet

and it's just like this is insane this is the craziest thing Eric's a bathroom paper I absolutely I came back and I went that's the craziest set up

went sliding across the floor at the old place Jesus Never here Here we have webcams I came back I came back And I just said like

That's the craziest setup In that bathroom And Michael said They should make Fear Factor For people who are afraid To take a shit in public And that's where they have to do it

Right People just keep washing They'll die It is It'll be like when you die There's a gap In every Everyone can see

It's you can't avoid it Dude You cannot avoid it It is the craziest I've ever said Also, it didn't used to be like that. I don't know. I've been to that shake-check before.

I can't imagine. We call that an upgrade. Right. Why do they change in shit? We upgraded the bathrooms. I can only say I had zero. Crazy. Like, I got a free pass because I was washing my hands when an employee walked in.

And he went into the stall. And so, like, the second he went into the stall, I was turning to get the paper towels. And that's when it dawned on me what was happening. Yeah. Could fully see the guy. Right. But why are you so close to this dude? Thankfully, he was just standing there on his phone doing this

because he just walked in and was clearly waiting for me to leave so he could take a dump. He knows the drone. That's crazy that I could see that guy. Oh, he's wearing a fair towel. Maybe he was looking at American Dad Clips. Dude, probably. Then you came out and you were like, that was insane.

What a wild thing. You could have said, what a wild thing? And you were telling Jordan, as he was. I feel like I didn't get the full experience. Jordan just came back and went, I knew to clock it. Yeah. Jordan just came back and went, I don't like that.

I knew it like it So it was the first thing I noticed And I was just like That is weird It really Like in the truest sense of the word There's nobody else in there So I didn't really get the awkward interaction

Dude it would have been awkward as shit If that guy was already in the toilet When I had turned Yes I would have been like Yeah Instead I just went Oh my God

You would have just see that guy standing It was really Yeah I'm looking at him He's looking at me Like stunning And you're this far apart There's just the door

Yeah the ring is small You're this far from this person I can hear you breathing I can hear you shitting and also I can see you shitting but door might as well not be there for as like you know they don't cover anything like why are there so many cracks

cracks is important so cover the cracks I've just never been in my life I've never been in a situation quite like that it was unique incredibly unique they did not have hot dogs that we were going to get

right oh yeah um they were screaming the american dad theme song one guy was he was yelling the american dad theme song and then uh recreate it nick no i don't remember i mean i don't know what it is either awesome he was screaming the american death i'm not going to fault him then i'm not going to fault him for not knowing the american dad theme song all right now sing dog days all right that's enough that's better yeah so when i went to doing it in the car which is is why I thought he would remember. When we watched the ride along,

it's very, watch, please watch the ride along this week. It's really good. I think that was, you were on an episode of a podcast with me and Alfredo. Yeah, called it the haters ball. That was,

this is the closest that I got. It was pretty hatery. Yeah, yeah, I was pretty heatery. It was pretty good. You set me off. I liked it. Can we talk about my favorite part of the audience?

The ones who know. Everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The ones who crack the code. Yeah. So one guy is screaming the American Dad theme song. An employee. And then, yes.

Behind, where everyone at Shakechak now, Jordan pointed this out, everyone at Chechakak is chefs now. Yeah. No one is, no one is not cooking food. It's been quite interesting to see it change over time. Because when they first started opening Shake Shacks in Austin, it was, there was a line and you would go up to the Caddra's order. There were actually like two lines. Like one for if you just wanted dessert.

Right. I only remember that because of you. Yeah. I say right, knowing like, oh yeah, you've experienced. explained this to me before. Oh, dessert man. Jordan's like, sometimes I want an ice cream. Yeah.

But, uh, and then they used to like, take your order. They would bring it out to you. And now it's like, you're doing everything yourself. And the prices haven't gone down, which is very interesting. Price has gone up. It was pretty cheap. Woo! Man, it was pricey.

But like... Shakedown Shack. But everyone is... Oh. Hey, this guy's a band. It's pretty good, dude. This guy's dad. American?

Whoa. I don't know. Can you do the theme song? Nope. There you go. So that guy is screaming that song. I go to grab our food because I see it on the counter. As I'm getting it, I'm closer now to them.

And he's just going, American Dad. You guys know American Dad, right? Like, to the other employees. You guys know American Dad. Like, that's a theme song. American Dad, you guys know that. And then one of the other employees just said, you need to shut up.

You're going to get fired. By me. Your manager. I will fire you. Shut the hell up. you need to shut up is awesome that's fucking awesome sometimes people need to be told

that guy definitely you know it's probably just stuck in his head and he probably's doing it at home and then like it slipped up at work and then we're trying to say face like oh but it's so like we all know everyone's always saying it in here it's 2008 guys

it's that post-COVID world where like remember Roger he's the alien right they have a fish they have an alien. He's like a German fish. Yeah, he's got a German made It's different.

It's funny. And the alien wears funny, funny, funny costume. So funny, dude. It's crazy. They don't even have a baby on that show. That's the other one. There's no baby.

Yeah, the baby's on the other one. What the deuce? You're not watching family guy. This is American dad. Whoa! I think it's a post-COVID world where like you have like vocal stems that like you're doing

around your house like you're saying and now it's just easier for them to like slip out and that's where he's at and he's gonna get fired from the shake shack he's got a stim-easy yeah but I have a thing like that where you might think that it's always intentional yeah

sure someone goes well Michael's slipping out again Jordan is there to go no he's not no he's not just doing this this is scientific what he's doing right now he's been thinking about this all night he's drilling down on something, we'll learn soon.

He's conducting a test and I don't think you're passing it. You see me with goggles on. So we ate this hamburger but we're going to learn a lot about the hot dogs. We won't learn about the hot dogs we didn't get. We won't learn much about the hamburger we did eat.

We're going to learn about Shake Shack. We were ordering the food and said I just glanced down. It said Bobbys, no. No. It didn't. Good job. Yep.

I was going to say monkey never sleeps. Yeah, hell yeah. This is the word that leapt off the page. I just wait for it. I just looked down. The. And Popeyes. Again?

So I looked. I looked yesterday. I was in fact two episodes. I know. Listen, about a rough couple weeks. Nick didn't help. No, I tried to help him.

Nick didn't help. Every time you call him a bitch, his hair gets a little more gray. Oh, just like Michael's hair at Jeff's part. Because of the stress. Look, I had to cover up the gray, okay? You could tell the last couple episodes there was really turning white. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I finally got it done. I had to get it done for the next Gracie episode. Oh, that's right. You got to look good. Got to look good. Went online to see if they had this food yesterday. They did. It's tomorrow.

Went there today. Tomorrow's the next crazy episode for us. Went there today, didn't have the food. And Michael just went, oh, this is Eric's Worst Nightmare. I know it because you've told us that. Yeah. Yeah, I was like, oh, this is like your worst nightmare. And you said pretty much.

And I was like, no, no, no, it is. Because you tell us all the time. You've been telling us for five years. This is your worst nightmare. I've seen it happen like three times. Yeah, why is it your worst nightmare? I know, but that's the fun. It happens.

It happens. He knows it. It is fine. And it's still going to eat away. Yeah, I've prepared a whole thing. Every time they don't have the food, is there turns a little more great. Now, think about this. If this was a, yeah, if this was a Gracie episode and we didn't eat the food,

we could not rebuke, let's throw out the format. There's no way, she would say we have to throw out the format. Yeah, she would say that. Dude. But there are shake shack facts on here. Yeah, there are shake facts. She'll kill you if the food isn't available tomorrow. Yes, she will.

Yeah. And I'll help. Yeah. That I understand. Okay. And I'll turn a blind eye. Whoa. And Nick will watch.

Through the soul. Yeah. I was going to say, Jordan, we'll go to the bathroom and not look. Do you guys want to learn a little bit about Shake Shack? Okay. Or Popeyes? Yeah, don't worry about that. Dude, come on.

Hard living. You can change it for tomorrow? I'm going to try. Okay. If it says Popeyes again, just know that it was... We're going to be eating at Popeyes for like a month. I'll know if it says Popeyes again. It's still not on purpose.

He will have accident. done it three episodes in a row. Yeah, you can't. You can't wait. There's no way he walked in and goes, I played a joke. It's impossible. I will have forgotten by the end of this episode. All right. Our last Popeye's episode was on December 10th, 2024, where we ate the Shake Shack

Black Truffel Burger and Holiday Shakes. It received an average rating of 77. I remember that. Yeah, I remember that too. It was very cold. It was at the old studio. We ate there, like we ate at the Shake Shack and everything, and there were a bunch of shakes. We had a bunch of little shakes. I remember getting real sleepy after eating there.

That was, I think that's a common thing at Shake Shack. It was just, I remember the review was like, this burger is so rich. And then to, and then to like cut it, you're just like, I'll have some of these shakes, which are the richest flavors I've ever tasted in my life. Those troubles were intense. Yeah, the umami was like all over. It was a really, really, really rich episode. Wasn't there something with the fries too?

Uh, I don't remember. There might have been, maybe. Uh, there were fries today. There were fries today. We did eat them. Yep. Uh, on the 21st of all. is 2025 only

which is two days from now which is after this episode's already coming out. Yeah yeah yeah don't worry about it. Burger lovers can double up on their favorites with a you. Mm-hmm. Next mad. As we're serving up buy one burger, get one free at

UK shake shacks excluding Gatwick. Get fucked Gatwick. Fuck you Gatwick. If you're in Gatwick and you want a hamburger, it's full price. Actually it's double now. Do a British accent now. Keep it up. Keep running your mouth, You think we won't keep raising the course, love.

Cause you an arm and a leg when we're free with you. Oye. Thank you very much. He did a great job. You said it was like Matt Smith in that new movie. Is there like, what was the little Dennis the Menace guy that we did? It was like Chippley? Chumley.

No, I think it was Chimley. No, it was Chimley. I wouldn't go chumley with the camera like that. But that's what the voice was. It was just higher. It was just a dad. Well, that's how you know he was a kid. If you do like Sheriff of Nottingham.

Yeah. Right. Uh, you go. Keep it up. Keep running your mouth, yeah. You think we won't keep raising the course, love. Cause you and arm and a leg when we're through with you. That is more like it.

That was pretty good. Now you're in a guy, Ritchie movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. All right. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, never. That is the funniest ending to a movie.

These characters will return in rock and rolla two. And the movie came out like 2003. Yeah, it'll come out. So, huh, okay. That's like a fun movie, too. They'll come back, they'll all be retired. It'll be them playing like dominoes. So what's up with Gatwick where they don't let you have half-price brokers?

I don't know. The only context I ever getwick as a non-UK person is that there's an airport. Oh, is there? And that they probably don't do the promotion. It's probably one in the airport and they're not doing the promotion there. Fuck you. But also I think Gatwick is a place as well. So.

If they got a shake shack over there, then. Yeah, if it's not in the airport, they call it hate check. Then it doesn't make sense. Slam. Spolely the U. With beef prices on the rise, ShakeShack has been struggling to keep up with costs and saw their stock tumble 14%.

If the stock market was real, this would be really concerning, but it's actually all made up. Shake Shack, so don't even worry about your stock price. Bear market? Bull market? Honestly, it's a monkey market, and you're buying what we're selling, baby. Wall Street.

Monkey never sleeps. Yeah. Now, that's monkey money. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think Zan on the Discord is about to Photoshop the fuck out of Money Never Sleep with the monkey mask on it. You just put the monkey mask, like, cut out on Michael Douglas. Yeah, is the way to do it.

That's good. That guy got cancer, right? We've talked about it. Yeah, it's pretty cool. I think we've made some jokes about how he got the cancer as well. It's pretty exciting. Hang on. He's easy.

I was having thoughts rolling around. Wolf of Law Street Margo Robbie Nick there with Leonardo Gabbas had monkey mask on When she She opens her legs And he starts diving in

She kicks his head back And he's just got the monkey back on That's what was rolling around in my head I was watching it first I was telling you It's Leo It's Leo on the phone Selling the stock to that guy

When everyone's around him And he's like he's pretending to like Bend him over and fuck him. Then he's doing that, this face. Then you zoom out and it's the other Leo watching it with him with the head on. And he's going, that's me. That's me. I know that guy and that's me.

At dinner with Matthew McCona. They're both wearing the mask there. I don't know. I just remembered how I remember how that goes is because of going to Austin. Yeah, Austin FC games. That's the chain at the beginning. I forgot about that.

God damn. All right. More facts. Almost done. While their stock may not be rising at home, Shake Shack is turning their eyes to international opportunities with its first store in Vietnam

opening next year and 14 more by 2035. Oh, that's forever for now. If Shakeshack opens 15 stores in Vietnam, the sauce monkey will eat his hat. Any hat you want, even the kind of. of hat, Raiden wears Immortal Combat. It feels racist, but it's not. Raiden is the god

of thunder so he can wear any hat he wants. Your racist actually. Checkmate. Put that on the sub-reddit. Check out the ride-along. Oh, my God. Jordan, you can Alex Mac now. Yeah, right? I just want to confirm

Raiden is wearing like the rice the rice paddy hat? He's the one with that Yeah, it's Rayden. I don't know the character He's the god of thunder and and lightning. Uh, and he wears the hat because of that. He's, he can wear he wearing hat he wants. He's the fucking Highlander. He's there.

Yeah, he's clever. Yeah. He can be wearing how he wants to. Does he wear that hat in the movie? He must. He absolutely must. That's crazy. He's telling me it's an Asian man No, no. No, it's the guy who played Highlander. Okay, that's right. You said that. Yeah.

Yeah. The movie where Sean Connery, I think, is supposed to be a Spaniard. Oh, yeah. And he's... Are you talking about... Zorro? No. No.

No. In Highland... Yeah. In Highlander, he's supposed to be a Spaniard. Dude. What? It's exciting. The guy from Short Circuit, right?

The guy who's... When Anthony Hopkins is... Catherine's Heda Jones's father? Yes. Yeah. What? Huh? That makes perfect sense.

So is Michael Douglas in that movie or no? No, you're talking about Mickey Rooney in our... No, but that's how he got his cancer. He wasn't in the movie, but he's on set a lot. Got this one more. Where are we? Where are we at? Jordan, how are you doing?

This is the last one. Last fair. We're free. He's peeking through the crack in the door. A squatter who tried to use. a shake shack receipt to prove legal rights to a queen's house was indicted on charges including burglary and

identity theft. The squatter who entered the home illegally, then set up shopping there and just kind of took the place over, was hit with an 18-count indictment that could put him behind bars for 15 years if he's convicted. The proof that he owned the home, a shake shack receipt from Uber Eats. Honestly, maybe this guy

is on to something and we should take this house over. Monkey Squatters writes if we punch enough holes in the walls, there's no way they'll want it back. Go ahead, Nick. Let's get it started in here. That's the black eyed peas radio version. Someone just saw a naked gun.

Can you say that? You can't in my club. There you have it. I'm going to make sure I'm understanding this whole situation, correct? Okay. Squatter, who used a receipt to prove legal rights to a queen's house, was indicted. So it's not a shake-shack location. in Queens. No, no, it's a home

in Queens. And he said I got Uber Eats from Shake Shack once. It's my house. Right. I live here. He, in court evidence did you save the receipt from today? That's right. Oh no. God fuck. We would have owned that Shake Shack. God damn it.

We could have just started running. And then we would have been like, we could have. Hey, American Dad guys. He knew. He watched you. You watched it. You're American dad. You're Roger. You're the fish. You need to shut up.

Shut up. You need to. It's the fish, right? Something like that. Yeah, it's something like that. You're about to get fired. No, but when we run it, we're hiring that guy back. Oh, that guy's, yeah.

And he's the greeter. Yeah, he's going to be the greeter, and he'll provide the in-house music. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We were listening to music. Which also sucked to that. I didn't even think about that. The music at the Shake Shack was just like garbage country, whatever.

And I went, it sounds like AI music. 100%. And Michael went, it does. I've heard so many, like, AI songs, and it sounds just like that. It was exactly like AI music. It was wild. I've heard a lot of, like, Trump Cowboy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Gracie keeps sending me and Jordan the weirdest AI videos. Yeah. She's like, check it out. This is Hamburger Mountain. And then, like, what the fuck? It makes me a little word that maybe she doesn't know it's AI. Guys, we should go to Hamburger Mountain.

Can we go? That's what I'm worried about. There's one that she sent that... Like, it was already easy enough to trick people. Yeah, yeah. Like, it was easy enough to trick them on Reddit. You could just make stuff up. But now there's AI video.

You could trick people way before AI. Okay, it was like shitty, like, rotoscoping. Yeah, you could just say the Alphredo heard that Jeremy said something. Remember when Obama kicked the door open? And people were like, you did that! He did that! That's the same black guy! He's the one that kicked the door.

Gracie. Terrible president. That tan suit. Gracie sent us a video of... Make Zelenskyy wear a suit. No, we don't have to both sides anymore. We do. Oh, no.

Make JD Vance wear a suit. Al Franken, what's up with that? Yeah. Oh, good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make J.D. Vance take more vacations. That's all. He's the vacation vice president.

I was doing great. I was saying he brought up on the roof again. Yeah. He was getting a frisbee. And you're like, J.D. through a frisbee up here. Don't worry. I'm getting it. him i say like the south park stuff yeah mostly been like yeah there's your cool callbacks

stuff i love j d vans is the little man oh yeah yeah yeah it's perfect is that tattoo from uh no he's tattoo from fantasy island yeah there you go yeah yeah the plane the plane yeah he's been that's been really good um i also love how they're like oh i've made it i'm on south park when it's like clearly yeah yeah yeah they are it's great it's fun yeah and on this podcast except we do both sides. No. Both ways. Yeah, we do both ways.

Actually, that's, yeah, that's right. This podcast goes both ways. This podcast goes both ways. Both sides. All directions. Cardinal directions. Any way that you want it. Is Cardinal?

Is Cardinal? Is it the way you need it? Is Cardinals still diagonal? It's a bird. No, I think Cardinals is just the four. What's the eight? Stop saying the bird. What's the eight called? The eight?

Well, it's when you'd count like northwest. Yeah. Like north northeast. Oh, I don't know. As opposed to. Northeast, southwest. South west. True.

True. We fuck every way, is what I'm saying. All eight. And if you can find a ninth, I'll fill it up. Three hundred and sixty-threes, baby. Bill the fucking Z-axis, I dare you. Whoa. Now we go three ways.

I'll give you a control stick. You'll feel the rumble. Yeah. It's hot. I'm going to juice your batteries. The guy who originally messaged us and was complaining about us not doing both sides of, like, political arguments. message dust again and said, you guys are going too far with the

both sides thing. I'm just like, you told us to, we've been making fun of you the whole time. We're doing what we were told. I will just continue doing both sides in every which way, but loose. Where's the monkey? Those are all the facts, by the way.

Yeah, thank you. Gracie sent us AI video of what trampoline would you want to jump on and one is slime and one is honeycomb. Oh my God, I saw that one. I actually didn't watch it. I didn't watch it. Remember when I said, I'm glad that I'm not in the screen.

I saw the first one, and it was like bubble gum, and it was also like ASMR content. So it was going like, how do we live in the same world? It's really, I don't know that it's the same world at all. It doesn't feel like the same world. Dude, like the Gracie vision that comes down. There's just like shit floating everywhere. There's like just like fairies flying. It's just, it's augmented reality.

Like it's just things to do and see. And subway. And Subway Surfer in the corner There's just coins everywhere Subway Servers is constantly in the corner So I can write my paper But We do have a little movement on the trampoline

Yeah, a little bit Keep it on the low We got some trampoline action coming your way It's gonna be a surprise No shit She's not in it She won't see this She doesn't watch the ones she's in

Yeah She'll watch clips Is this posted somewhere? Can I look Can I watch this somewhere? Oh, shit. You guys are recording this? Oh, I didn't agree to that.

Eat another pretzel. Okay. Michael sent a picture to our group text over the weekend of a pretzel he got. Oh, yeah. Gracie got so excited. And she was like, I must know where. Where?

Yeah. So quickly, the follow-up is where. Tell me. Tell me where it is. She just wants to know. She wants one. Because she clocked it last time. when I was at Easy Tiger.

Right. I sent up pictures of pretzel when she went, Easy Tiger pretzel? Got it. Got it. I was like, damn. So that's why I was just,

I sent this one. She was like, name it. Where is it? Name it. Give it to me. Yeah. That's all it is.

Central Machine Works. Oh, nice. Yeah. Hell yeah. Next to Coco's. Yeah. Not anymore. Cokos.

Bavarian rocked. Yeah, did. There's one Coco's Bavarian left. Inside the Moody Center. Yeah, exactly. That's the only place you can get those pretzels.

And I've never gone. yep oh we did oh yeah yeah we went to a spurs game and i got a pretzel there you have it's exactly what you're like welcome jordan oh oh i ain't no idea where that was going well uh thank you very much nicholas sorry i had to shoot i saved you uh am i'm alive great bullet went that great thanks ever see wanted yeah i'm curving i'm curving the bullet. It's going here and then, oh the way around. It actually

doesn't go around you. It goes through you. I regret to inform you. It's bouncing off the inside of your skull. And then coming back out. Hey, Jordan, do you want to learn about the food? Yeah. Let's learn about these hot dogs. Okay. Learn about what we didn't get.

Which one do you guys think you would have liked the best? High heat dog. This one's 100% Vienna beef hot dog. Tothed with melted cheddar, American cheese. a hot pepper blend of cayenne, garlic, and paprika, papeepa, and chopped cherry peppers on a toasted potato bun. Sounds like a pretty good. Sounds like a real nose itcher to me. Yeah.

Especially, especially, I see, I see, I see cay and garlic and paprika, and I go, it could be one of you. Okay, so then we got fried pickle dog, which is definitely not Michael's favorite. And we had the fried pickles on our burger. It's definitely not my favorite? I like pickles. You like fried pickle dog? I don't know. Let's find out.

100% Vienna beef hot dog topped with shake shacks fried pickles. Chopped apple would smoke bacon and melted cheddar and American cheese on a toasted potato bun. It's pretty close to what we ate. I was going to say, oh, it's pretty. It's almost the sandwich. Yeah. Oh, interesting.

Yeah. The bacon and the pickles. So they could have made this dog is what I'm here. Apparently. Crisp onion cheese dog. 100% Vienna beef hot dog topped with melted cheddar and American cheese and crispy onions on a toasted potato bun. Okay.

Tangas beef chili cheese dog. 100% Viena beef hot dog topped with shake checks 100% Angus beef chili, melted cheddar and American cheese, and crispy onions on a toasted potato bun. It's the same hot dog as the last one, but with chili on it. Uh-huh. So those were the four hot dogs, and they had none of them.

They had... I don't think we didn't miss out on much. No, we did not. Nope. I'd try maybe a bite of the high heat. I don't know that we not miss out, but we got to watch Eric live his worst fear. Yep. So I'd say we'd definitely gained more than we lost. They ate hamburgers. Nice to see every now and then. Yeah, thanks, man.

So they didn't have the hot dogs. They had the, yep, no, they had the Dubai, sorry, Eric. They had the Dubai, did you hear him? Yeah, I heard him. Yeah. He said he was sorry. He said it. I heard him.

They had the Dubai chocolate shake. We did not get it. But there were like, there were like notices everywhere that's like, this has pistachios. That's how it's green. Right. I thought that's what the, I thought everyone knew that's really the whole thing is. Well, it's because people come in and they just want the Dubai chocolate. They don't know how it is that it is that.

But the Dubai chocolate. They just want the thing. Oh, they just, oh, I see. They don't know that it's pistachio that makes it green. They just know it's a viral green drink. Right. And then they drink it and they go, by the way. They die. By the way.

I'm like really allergic to nuts. And then they like explode. Yeah. And then you say, what a nut. And they go. Good morning. And then they die. The other thing that they had, we had the war for like the CIA or something

crap like that. American Dagby. Yeah. He looks like a gears of war person too. He does look at just like, yeah. He's like six feet wide. His chin was like weird too. You got to have silhouettes.

Everyone's got to have a silhouette. It was Jay Lenoey. Yeah, but no one else had that silhouette. No, no one else. Like everyone else was a regular looking family guy character. Well, it's like, uh, when you play like Bioshock Infinite and then you put like Elizabeth next to anyone else in that game and you just go, well, they don't exist in the same world here.

Her eye is multiverse. She looks like an anime character with like huge eyes. Yeah, like so we like her. Yeah. And then you put her next to any other character. It's so that you feel sympathy towards her. and want to help her. Why do you think people want to fuck

Avatar people? Because they got big eyes. Oh, I have avatar sickness. I'm sad. I'm depression that I don't, I can't be on Avatar world anymore. Pandora. I want to go on Pandora.

Take me back. Take me. That's Borderlands. They talk about Borderlands. Oh, is Pandora. Pandora is the name of that level, the world, huh? The next one doesn't take place on Pandora, does it?

What's the next one? You mean the new one? Borderlands, fire and out about? No, no, no. I'm going to play it stolen out yet? Did you know it's stolen out yet? Yeah. But I'm excited.

Way of water. Sea vodka. They had the... That's a South Park title. South Park Fire and Ass. Fuck. Yeah. It's cool.

The fractured butthole. I never played that one. Played the first one. They had spicy cheese fries. Yeah. Yeah, they weren't very spicy. They weren't spicy at all. Yeah, I got one bite of him and kind of went...

The cheese... I think you just got a lot of them. A lot of the dust. Yeah. That dust was the spice. At least it wasn't... The cheese on it was pretty good. I thought it was fine.

It was better than just like slop nacho cheese. Yes, yeah. But I also just like their fries as they are. I think their fries are just fine. They have, they also had, we didn't get them, but they had like the spicy fries where it's just like the cayenne on top of like the regular fries. That is what we got.

With cheese. Without the cheese. Oh, sorry. They have just the regular. I apologize. You're not going to be playing from over there. I know! We all understand.

I had to look at Michael's fries while I am. Me and Jordan got the drinks that they had. Oh, yeah. They had like 50-50 lemonade. I got the cherry limeade. Yeah. And what did you get? Mango Passionade, which in hindsight was not a good call.

And what did it taste like? I don't like passion. It was so sour. Really? Yeah. It was like just a very sour juice, basically. I would have much liked a something more balanced. Like when you get a 50-50 lemonade, the other half of it is usually tea.

Yeah. And that really splits it up. Right. It makes it refreshing and not too sour. This was nothing but Just sour. Right. It's like 50 water.

I got the cherry lime aid. It was good. It's too. I got like the, we both got like the large or whatever. It was way too much of that drink. By like halfway through drinking that drink, I was like, okay. I felt like mine was mostly ice.

It was a lot of ice. But then Michael took the plunge. Yeah. I got the sweet tea. But on every drink. Every drink, including Nick's Coke. Even when Nick ordered a Coke. There is an option of like, do you want to add

raspberry boba? Uh-huh. Yeah, like poppers. Like, yeah, raspberry boba poppers. It's like in your diet Coke. Yeah. But I threw it in my tea because I like raspberry tea. It wasn't bad.

Yeah. It wasn't great. Was it boba? Yeah. It was like, it was like Boba like like poppers. Like somehow they're different. It's not tapioca. It was just like literally.

Those are much more chewy. Yeah, it was just like little, like, biodegradable medicine balls filled with raspberry. Like, you just, you popped them and got raspberry, but it wasn't yogurt. Oh, that's weird. So, yeah, I don't think it was full boba. I think the poppers is what, like, specified it. I would have preferred just taking them all, popping them into the drink and then drinking a raspberry tea. Yeah.

But it was all right. And they made them small enough because they don't give you another straw because sometimes boba straws will be bigger. I was going to say, yeah. They give you the regular straw, so they're tiny. They're really small. Those ones tend to be smaller than the tiny baby ones. The tapioca ones anyway. And then Nick took the lid off his drink and drank it without the straw.

You didn't fucking need one. Didn't need it. Why bother? Why fucking bother, dude? That guy doesn't suck straws. No, he doesn't. He's made it clear what he does do. Saw straws suck him.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. What? Yeah. Yeah. Straw's like, let me get this Nick out of this cup. And then he went to go get water, but the water thing was broken. So there was just a gatorade jug filled with water.

Yeah. With a shake. sticker on the side of it or whatever that they filled up. Yeah. Don't you dare go over there. That that wasn't like pushed to the other side of the counter. Right. So people you could have reached across. But also it just seems more like, hey, take one. Yeah.

If it's at the edge of the counter, not it was closer to the kitchen. Yeah. It was on the kitchen than it was to the. But clearly that's what it was there for because I too was looking at the triple filter tap water. And then right next to it out of order. Yeah. Do not use. Sorry. It's only double filter. Zero filter. It's only two filters right now. We could not

give you what we promise. More people ended up, like, walking in about the time we were leaving, which was like just after one. But we were there like 1245. Yeah. It was, we, it was us and one other dude. Yeah, it was empty at that shake shack. Not a great economy to be. Yeah, but, very expensive fast food. It was like, we held them over for a little bit. We're $85 order. 85 bucks. Yeah, we did. Four burgers, two cheese fries, four drinks. They need like 15 people a day and they're good. Yeah. Yeah, it's really all you need. Probably. Yeah. Well, maybe fewer when they fired American Dad staff. They probably get him off the books.

Yeah. He doesn't need to be here. I ain't got worried about that. He's got more time to watch American Dad. Yeah. Go watch that robot. Yeah. Austin Robot. Oh, yeah. You get pushed over. Dumbass robot. He should look up. There's this robot. I don't know where that was. It was like down on like Second Street or something.

I mean, it's on some number street. That's where shit happens, right? It's two through seven. Yeah. Probably. there's like a little robot just walking around it was posted by the way that post was like a housewives account what that's weird

did they like it housewives of Austin yeah it was something like that either that was the name of it and it researched too much anyone I didn't care it either was an actual account or someone named that

just for no reason or someone on Reddit will set it straight they'll set it straight did you know that I think Michael joined the Austin Housewives TV show I heard him talking about it

Nicky said he was joining next season. That was his robot. I think he was in the robot. He was controlling it. Was Gavin there? I think he was. I saw a shoot. And I thought it was him.

They were shooting. That's why they were at Jeff's house. Oh, for the party. That was Jeff's front yard. Yeah. Yeah. On second street. It's a new immersion.

Yeah. Finally. It's the immersion camp camp awesome. That's right. That's right. And we're rejoining rooster teeth Guys, and I'm only in one of the episodes We have our

Review in Shake Jack, but we need to hear from you In a segment, we call you Review! We're doing that already? Oh yeah, baby. All right. We are 40 minutes in. I know, but it was too much fun. I know, we're having a good time. Who wants to write the first one? We've got a long one here at the end. I'll do the long one.

Okay, I'll take the first two. How's that? Okay. Share the load. Don't laugh, Nick. Come on. I know. It's so... Come on, dude. So, childish. He loves American Dad. Save that for Camp King.

He was doing some Who's Frodo stuff with me. I don't know how the song goes. Yeah, Claude. Only I know. Dude. That his name is Klaus. The German fish. Remember when in all the episodes when Roger dresses like a lady?

Yeah. Like they do that. Man, you can't get away with that. They do that Lilo and Stitch thing that they didn't do in the limax? Right, yeah, and he's like... I guess you can't get away with that now. No, I don't think so.

You can't. I can. Yeah, that's true. Yep. Robot right! Watch the ride along. Rob H. was so excited to enjoy a nice burger beer and a shake. Sadly, the dining room had no air conditioning and we waited 25 minns

to get our food. When we finally got the food, I went to get some ketchup for my fries, and guess what? What? No. Catch-out. Oh, no. Order that was delivered was wrong. Ate half my burger and left with the beer to drink on my walk home. What? You can't do that. Won't be going back. Bummed because I wanted a shake but decided not to get one.

$70 bucks. I didn't write that. Where should he have gone? Should have gone to Hat Creek. I picked that one. This one's all over the place. Left with the beer to drink on my walk home? Was immediately arrested.

Why? Also, um, okay, so they were in the place, no air conditioning, waited 25 minutes. The food delivered was wrong.

It wasn't delivered. Yeah. If you got something wrong, good, you're in the store. Oh, hey, actually, this is wrong. Also,

there's no way they're out of ketchup. You just didn't ask. Yep. Like, I could see it's out on like the customer side. That's when you go, can I have ketchup? They got ketchup.

back there, let me tell you. Yeah. Let me tell you, Rob. They got fucking 10 trillion packets of ketchup behind the counter. Don't talk to him. He's drinking his beer on his walk home. Weird that they can put ketchup on all these burgers, but no ketchup for my fries? Ah, very interesting to me.

They must be totally out. Very interesting to me, a guy drinking on my walkout. Also, again, in the domain. Who in the flying fuck is getting a milkshake and a beer? Yeah. That's crazy. Gross. What are you doing?

yeah what are you doing and then just combine them but then yeah right okay Nick and then all that said bummed because I wanted the shake but decided not to go

that's on you that's you just changed your mind why are you bummed one star I decided not to get a shake bummed because I wanted a shake reason for not getting shake didn't want one decided not to get one

70 dollars bucks wasted 70 dollars bucks is very funny I don't why didn't you get the shake. That would have probably been great for you. I don't understand. Well, he was just, I mean, he paid $70 bucks.

Uh-huh. They delivered the wrong food. All he had at the end of it was just the beer. He had ketchupless fries. He paid $70 beer. Yeah. And then he walked home. Stuff.

I guess he just lives in the burger. Why would you spend $70 and eat half your burger? Yep. I don't understand. None of this makes sense. He was just so sick of it. I was so, it was so warm. I had to walk out of there.

I'm sure. I could walk home with the beer and the burger, so I had to make a choice. I'm sure Pierre K has a much more level-headed take. They write, what a disappointment that was. Starting with the parking lot full of their trash everywhere, we walk in and the attendant refuses to take our order unless we paid cash. Otherwise, we have to do their job and use the point of sale slash kiosk. The place was so filthy.

The kitchen floor was a pig's trough. Disgusting. The bathroom was even worse. Oh, tell us about the bathroom. The burger was okay. The food was all right. The cheese fries were lumpy and sat under a heat lamp or reheated. All the tables were dirty.

We had to clean our own, including the chairs. Wow. This place used to be outstanding, but I will skip it going forward. A health hazard. Oh. Do you think that he didn't know that they were crinkle cup fries? No idea. Why would you describe them as lumpy?

Because they have all those ridges. And he's like, there's something wrong with all these fries. I have like 30 lumps Yeah, every one of my You give me like lump fries What are these lump fries? Did you get these out of the pig's troth A.k.a. the kitchen floor.

Not much of a trough. I don't know why Yeah, I call it a saint a trough or something. I don't call it the ground of the pig trough. I don't know why he has a problem with the attendant refuses to take our order unless we pay cash. otherwise we have to do their job

and use the point of sale slash kiosk that's not that guy's job I know like we said that's in fact everyone's job not doing it everyone there is cooking food one guy is wiping down tables also do you want to fucking use a card or not

shut up like it's so much easier to order from that kiosk too it is and it's also though but dude like maybe your old fashion is 2025 okay like use a fucking thing even if you're like back in my day

or even like you were saying, like, wow, they used to. Yeah, okay, and now they don't, though. Yeah, and it is what it is. I was still not paying in cash back. This is where you're going. Yep. This is how their establishment works. This is not a one-star review

that you just found out there's a kiosk. Nope. That's just how it operates. It's just looking for something complaint about. That's just how the business operates. This is not like, you're not going to believe what happened. So I went in there, and this is how their business is run. It's crazy. It worked out in our benefit today when the thing that we wanted to get was not there,

so we could just scroll through everything, and be like, okay, this thing is that time. Yeah, so many times. Just to make sure those hot dogs weren't. Make sure they weren't hidden under some other. Maybe the hot dogs got uploaded. They might have been behind the milk. If you go all the way to the right on drinks, milk.

It's just a cup. It's just a cup. They couldn't squeeze it in. And they know people are just going to go right back. Yep. You know. So they wouldn't dare advance one more page to find all the six of hot dogs. Until they update and add more things,

that last arrow should just say milk. Milk. Just so you know. Next page is true. This is the milk arrow. This is the milk page, dude. Yep. Or they should have made the milk bigger.

Oh, you get a big milk. Can I get a large milk? Can I add the raspberry boba? Can you make... We should have seen. I bet you could have. Can you make the milk picture bigger? Yeah.

On your kiosk. And give me raspberry boba. Poppers. Please. On the side. One more review. This is from Josh L. Okay.

When placing an order in the app for four hungry people, so not simple. Okay. Okay. Hold on. It erred out and completely lost the order each time. Once after it took my money. They immediately told me they'd refund via an email, but I had to start the order over.

Both of those were delivery. So I gave up on that and ordered pickup. Finally, it worked. But at no time did it accept the two-for-one coupon on their site, even though I had at least two Shaggburgers in my cart. So I'm paying full price. So that should be the end of it, right? I guess.

Wrong. Kevin Spacey, wrong. What's he up to? Wrong. When I get to the store, all of the drinks and half the fry orders are missing. The employee shows me the paper receipt, which did not have those. I shared her the e-receipt that did. So she went and got the drinks. She didn't get the fries because I didn't go item by item down the very long receipt to check. I was too hungry and rushed. We only found out when we got home and unpacked. And now we are paying for fries we never received. The manager was

kind enough to give me two coupons for free burgers before I realized they forgot the fries. But why Why would I go back now? You're a idiot. One star for the restaurant for this guy who cannot operate the app. I tried to order twice, gave up and decided to do pickup. Insane. Insane. Also, how are you missing food when you're like, we miss the food?

Because I was so hungry. I was so hungry and rushed. That's why you think you would make sure the food is there. Especially after this fiasco, you didn't check to see of all your fucking food was there? She gave me the drinks and didn't give me the fries. Then I realized that there were no fries that she didn't give me the fries. Right. I also didn't point the fries out on the receipt

that you just said she didn't have. What the fuck are you talking about? Why would she give you fries? You saw the receipt with no fries. You mentioned that there are no fries. Hey, they didn't give me fries. I'm exhausted listening to this guy. This guy sucks.

No, hang on, no, not Josh. One star for that. Josh L? More like Josh W. Josh, take the L. Whoa. Get them. Why would I go back now? We're probably using those free burger coupons.

Yeah, you got some coupons. He just got two free burgers. That's like a $47. Right, yeah. You should take advantage of that. What's what I'm talking about? Dude, if you had it... If Nick had two free burgers, he'd have a burger room instead of a hot dog room.

I was going to say, if this guy was moving, it all the problem would be solved. So we should talk about a hot dog room because we did not talk about it in anything. When we were heading to Shake Shack, there are four hot dogs that we were going to get. We were so bright-eyed and wonderful. We were different men at that point. I was the same. I was the same as I am now. They're four hot dogs and we were like, well, do we just get like...

Michael knew they wouldn't have hot dogs. One of each hot dog or a couple of them, we like cut them up and like try a couple bites or whatever. And Michael went four hot dogs each. We each get four hot dogs. And then Nick screamed immediately. We're talking about it. We're wearing 16 hot dogs. Well, Michael's joke was, and then we make Nick eat all the other hot dogs.

Yeah. And then Nick is all about it. So we start laughing. And then he goes, I'm moving so I need them I need them and I went to the first I don't want to cook I think I think you said somebody said something about how like oh yeah I guess it's like

really like energy intensive you need like you need food to be fueled up he goes no no I don't want to cook we don't want to cook I just want food we're showing our house soon yeah we're showing the house so I need to bring home 12 half-eaten hot dogs to my wife I think you'll be holy. My queen.

Or nunning. Yeah. Yeah. We started talking about that and he kept saying, and then we really dialed into this like, why do you need 12 hot dogs? And he kept saying he's moving. Then he was saying he doesn't want to cook. He's like anything.

He's like burger or pizza, whatever. And I was like, but we are talking about hot dogs. And he's like, I don't give a fuck. And then he just kept saying like, I'll be set. I'm. And I went, does anyone else in your family, do you think they would agree if you keep him with 12 hot dogs that they would be set? Or they would just go, right, maybe I'll have one.

Archie might. And then we're going to have different foods. Maybe aren't. So, I've solved all of our problems. I have hot dogs, 12 hot dogs. We did it. So Nick's in the middle of staging the house. And he said that the person, the stager came over.

I love what you've done with this. This looks great. This right here is incredible. Just looking at all the places in the home going, wow, this is awesome. This is so great. Nick's wife, but he heard it. He was an ear. And then they walked into his office and they just said, yeah, you can just clear all this out.

And we went, right, because that's the hot dog room. You get one table, you put down the table, and then you put all your hot dogs. And then when they show the house, you go, now they've converted this office into a hot dog room. And there's just a bunch of hot dog sitting there. Yeah. Right. Gotta get this hot. I didn't even know that was a thing.

Maybe you get also. Gotta get this dog room. We were talking about this before we got there. Yeah. There's an afterthought now. Maybe also you just put up a stall with a big cracking. So you can see the hot dogs. You're just like, you're in the hot dog room, just looking.

They converted it to a shake-shank bathroom slash hot dog room. Yeah, there's no toilet, but they did put up the stalls. That you can very much see through. If you need to wipe your hands? Right on the stall door. It's attached to the door. Imagine going to a house and you're looking at all the rooms. This is the hot dog room.

The owner wants to make sure that whoever buys this house is also a hot dog lover and they keep the hot dog room intact. Yeah, they're not looking to sell to anyone who wants to change the hot dog room. It's just a folding table with 12 hot dogs on. It's an, in my head, it's a stark white room with just a table and 12 hot dogs. And you walk in, you go, hmm. Yeah. And it's in the middle of the room.

Yeah, absolutely. No, it's right in the middle. You can walk all around the hot dogs. Yeah, you just circle them. Yeah, you can have a look. Like a shark. Look, what if we just, like, a hot dog store? We tell them we keep the hot dog room.

And then, like, we move in and we just like, take the hot dogs out. You get haunted. What are they going to do about? You're going to get haunted by the hot dog. Just play cool, like robin a bank. You just got to sit on it for like a year or two. Two years later. Yeah.

Oh, hi. I'm the previous owner and I just wanted to. Look at the hot dog. Get the folding table. This is the most, I think you should leave a sketch idea. You're in a button on the other side of the wall that's like setting alarms. Everyone in the house is like, they're back. They're back.

They're back. They're back. They're back. Convert. Get the hot dogs out. Get the hot dogs out. It is a very thing you should leave sketch. right now, but there's some boiling.

I wouldn't go in there. The hot dog room isn't ready. It's warm right now. It's fortuitous for you to show up. What a coincidence. The hot dogs are cooking right now. Well, we have the same water from two years ago. You'll love it.

We're going with a New York water dog kind of thing. Unfortunately, Nick didn't get a bunch of hot dogs to take home to his wife. No, I kept saying we should take a 12 bag of burgers. Why did you order America? Dude, how much would that? What is it? 12-pack cost. I think it was $110 and something had to be wild. And that's probably

quite a discount. Yeah, I would imagine. And buying per burger. I bet single patty just cheese. You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, those are your reviews, but we have our review. This one flew by. Of Shake Shack Dog Days. I think it was all the hate from the car. Yeah, definitely.

We came in fired up. I felt like the roller coaster just went down the whole time. Super fast. Yeah. We came in fired up. Well, we didn't necessarily eat. shirt, I've worn this in forever. Yeah, it's a great shirt. It does look good.

Good sticker, too. We invented this. Yep. That's us. That's us. Nick peeing. He invented that. Ever peeed before?

You're welcome. So I guess this is our review of, you ever squirt ketchup or piss blood? Fake Nick. You're all gone. So what are we reviewing the dogs we didn't get or are we reviewing the burger that we ate? I didn't look up what it was exactly. The barbecue Carolina thing.

Don't worry, Nick will edit this out. No, he won't. Should edit it in to all the other spots of the spot there. Smokey classic barbecue burger. We had the Carolina barbecue burger with fried pickles. Okay, okay. The menu changed today. Really?

Yeah. The dog days are over. Nope, that's chicken. Where the hell is it? It's that. It did. The menu literally changed today. day. What a funny

prank on you. That's fucking crazy. The Shagg pulled a great prank on you. Yeah, they saw you look. They were going to do it yesterday. He's like, hold on. He's looking. He's looking. Oh, here it is. Do it tomorrow. It'll be hilarious. The Carolina barbecue burger with fried pickles. 100% Angus beef topped with pepper jack cheese, applewood smoke bacon, fried pickles and a tangy sweet Carolina style barbecue sauce on a toasted potato

bun. That is what we ate. The cheese was double. The cheese was immaterial there. Like it should have been like just like American or cheddar because any sort of pepperjack is not going to come through with... It did not. Nothing came through. With how that sauce. Sauce. Dominated. It was a lot of sauce and bacon. Hardy bacon. Yeah. The bacon was a little sweet because it's like the apple would

or whatever, but like that sauce. It was definitely the sauce. Yeah. I was like, this is definitely the sweetest burger. It was good. There was just too much of it. Yeah. I would try. If I ate that again, I would go light sauce. And it was the source of all the mess. Yes, absolutely. Like so fucking messy. Very greasy and like Chick-Shack's burgers are kind of like that already. But when you combine that, with the sauce, it's just like, I took it out of, like, the bag. Yeah, and I was already covered. And I was like, I've lost already.

Yeah, it was a mess. I was like, I don't know how to eat this. And you're like, you just need to commit to being messy. Yeah, yeah, because you just got to embrace it. You have to embrace it. There's no point in wiping your hands off. Just be messy as messy as shit. And then as soon as I finished, I stood up and I said, I'm going to take a shower.

Yep. I'm in the bathroom. I, because I, dude, I had a moment where I almost started cleaning up and what am I doing? Yeah, well, and I just left. It's like, the napkins will not clean me. All right, Jordan, what do you think? So, yeah, their patties are always good. I really like the flavor.

We all got doubles also. Yeah, of the shigshake burger in general. Which is why I don't usually, like, mess with putting other stuff on it. But this one was good. I think the fried pickles don't need to be part of it. I tried one bite where I got the pickle, and that was fine. And then I took the rest of them off. Yeah.

The sauce is a little overpowering for as good as it. is. It's like if they dialed it back, I think it would have helped the balance a little bit more. But the bacon was pretty good. Patty's always good. I think all the flavors worked in good combination. It's going to get a messy penalty. Uh-huh. So I'm, it was very messy. Pumping it down to 64%. 64%. It was good. I wish the fried pickles stayed fried pickles. Every time you took a bite, the pickle just came out. Yeah. Yeah. I just ended up on the second one I encountered was just a pickle. I was like, this is over. I just committed. I just committed I was too lazy because I usually

don't get pickles on my burgers but I was like oh fried pickles I'll try that but it just could not hold up to like everything that was going on the second you bite it the pickle just slid right out I feel like instead of the fried pickles they could have thrown some like crispy onions on there might have been oh that would have been

that would be good but it was good the sauce was good but there was just too much of it and it was because there were pockets where it's like this is the perfect bite yeah and then the next I'd be like that was pretty sweet It was like a triple dose. Also the burger was like unwieldy.

I was trying to pick out the best one. You did it was slip slant. They were all like slanted. The first half of that burger is tough to. There's no way to get it all like stacked up. That's my other problem too is I'll do that when eating. Like I got to push it back together. Yeah.

When it's pushed it at the back and the burger's become like disaligned, I got to fucking fix that shit. I can't. I can't be having it. But you don't want the last bite to be like just the top bun. Dude. Dude. Dude. I got Jersey Mike.

the other day. I got a fucking cheese steak sandwich. It's like an extra in case like my kids wanted some. Fucking later Luna's like, I'm hungry. I'm like, oh, you can have some of this cheese steak. She takes a bite. She's like, oh, that's alright. I'm like, it's fine. It's like, it's steak. You eat steak all the time or whatever. Because I don't think she's had a cheese steak sandwich. Sure. Whatever.

Then she just goes, I want I just like the bread. And I'm like, right. We'll just eat the sandwich. Dude, she takes the bread, rips off half the sandwich. And I was like, no, don't eat it like that. No, because you're not going to finish it. You're not going to go back for the meat. Like, dude, that exact nightmare and just, like, just ripped off, like, half the bread

and we're just eating the bread. And I'm just like, you just fucking ruin this whole sandwich. Come on. And I'm just looking, dude, as she's doing it, I'm quickly, I'm, like, biting the sandwich to, like, try and even it out again. Because it's like, uh, it's like an eight inch sandwich or something, but now, like, four inches of the bread is gone from the top.

And I'm going, no! Brutal. I literally was like, you gotta eat the whole thing now. You can't leave it like this. You've just destroyed this. This sandwich was like $12. $1.000. It's crazy. You'll never reach Sigma level. No, dude.

No. Brutal. She's not worried about being Sigma. No, that's fine. She'll be she's going to be Zodiac. Uh-oh. But I really liked it. It was a really good burger. Um, fucking messy as shit. Yeah. Like, you got to be near a sink when you're eating this thing. We went through a lot of napkins. I mean, there was at one point, too, where the napkins

didn't do anything. Yeah. Like, I wiped my hands off after one bite and it was like, this napkin's done. Yep. And we don't have enough napkins. And then there were napkins that were not used, but just by being near the burger, we softened up. Yeah. It was good though. I'm going to give it a 76. 76. Percent. Whoa. That's important. That's what's different. Yeah. It's an average score of 70. 70. I mean, it's a pretty good. I do think they got like, it would be nice if it was a little messy. Yeah. But I do think the hot dogs would have scored lower. Probably. Probably. Reading about them I mean, don't get...

Hey, I was not upset at all to get a Shick-Shack Burger. We got there. I was curious about saying what their dogs were like because they were like open style. What do they call it? Open face, yeah. When you got to the kiosk, the burgers are right up front and, you know, like, swiped to the hot dogs.

I had a moment of like, man, I wish we were getting the burgers. Yes what? Those burgers are good. And then... Wish Granted monkey pastile. You're just going, hmm. Let me check under desserts. Oh?

Let me check under desserts. Hang on. There's milk. Okay, burgers. Okay, there's hot dogs. There's burgers. Going to hot dogs, hit the right. Nope.

Going to hot dogs, hit the right. No. Going to hot dogs, hit an exit, coming back in. Hitting hot dogs. What do you want to do? I guess I want to eat a fucking cheeseburger. Yep.

So we found the limited time food that they had. So that's our, that's our review of the Carolina barbecue bacon cheeseburger with fried pickles. By the time this comes out, it's probably gone. Can you imagine? Or it's really relevant.

If this was face jam, because then we would have. to do something else. Yeah, we would have to figure something out. That would have been annoying. Yep. That would suck. But guess what?

We rule. Yeah, we rule. Yep. And everything worked out great, great ride along. Okay episode. Yeah. Still got to watch Eric face his worst fears. We hate it.

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Hold on. When this episode come out, it's getting closer and closer to mid-September as we record these. That's actually a great question. Hey, we're not going to have any more pertinent information. No, plenty of time. This one comes out on the second.

Plenty of time. Guys. School's about to start. I think the six. 16th is probably what we're looking at. Wow, it is in the middle of September. Exactly. So keep your eyes peeled.

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You can get a shout out. You get a shout out from Jordan? You get a shout out from all of us. This is definitely an us. Jordan's just like kind of the speaker. Oh, okay. Yeah. I'm the one who opened the sheet.

I'm the one who opens the sheet. Yeah. I don't do anything. This is from Shadow Airplane. I'm very good at it. Another familiar name on the district. Yes. It says, for my small teacher wife's 27th birthday.

Please hammer her for ordering a hamburger as a cheeseburger with no cheese. Come on. Her exact words when order. at a Mexican restaurant or just for ordering a hamburger instead of a taco or anything better I mean look the Mexican restaurant is offering the hamburger

So that's kind of their fault I don't know if you've ever had Unless it's off the menu Have you had the Del Taco Cheeseburger? No Underrated cheeseburger We gotta go They have the best case of it allegedly

Why would you do this? Del Taco? No not Del Taco Sorry I was thinking of Torchise has the best Hang on he's getting there I forgot It's Torchise He forgot immediately when you said the words Del Taco and then he's the thing

tweeted to him. We can hammer her for ordering the cheeseburger no cheese we can hammer her for getting the cheeseburger at the plus we can hammer her for being a teacher. Teacher, yeah. This monkey's about to get on his dirty bike

and go brambrac bain and scare you. He's going to scare you on his dirty bike. Did that scare you? He's going to leave treadmarks on your front lawn. Yeah, that's right. And it's going to say happy birthday. Yeah, it's going to say, yeah, happy birthday.

Monkey's rule. Yeah. Teachers beware We can't make teachers beware We can't make that Yeah we can That is the craziest t-shirt Teachers beware

And then we'll get people to buy them for their kids And they're like, what's up with that? I don't know what's up with that? We only make children sizes Just they wear it with some sunglasses And wherever they go for some reason Bad at the bone point Yeah, they just say I didn't say nothing

Just maybe, you know I'll read the shirt Just maybe chuck yourself Just maybe a little warning It's not a threat It's a warning Unless you make it a threat That's right

It's up to you teacher Yep well happy birthday Happy birthday Good luck dealing with those little mutants Cheeseburger No cheese is fucking crazy That's plain Sunday shit It's called ice cream

We say cheeseburger is the default We don't mean that it is the default That's some bald-headed behavior. Yeah, absolutely. I'm sorry. All right. There you have it. Patreon.com.

Don't fucking do that. You can sign up. Thank you, watch it also. Yep. Jordan? Hold on. I was folding my paper. Okay.

I forget how the end goes. Okay. I know it's like rate, subscribe, tell a friend about this show. Where we eat food and rate the food. Yeah. That's what it says. And then also, I think at the end it said,

make sure you call them a bitch. Because you wanted to bookend it. Oh, okay. Go ahead. I already did. No, I thought you were talking about Eric saying it. No, he said it at the beginning. Oh, I'm sorry.

I like to turn back and forth. You know what, Eric? That's my bad. Well, I just, I like to even it out. I don't want to look one way the whole time. That one's on me. You know, all directions. And then I go this way.

Cardinal directions be damned. We're a compass podcast. Cardinal, Pope, whatever. Yeah, we'll see you next time. Bye. Every which way. Okay. Three, two, one.

That's a different witch witch. I said which way. Saying that after I mentioned the Pope is like. I'm saying which way is a different way. Which which. Which way you want to go? Right. Yeah.

It's like build your own sandwich except build your own holing.