100% Eat - We Eat Dog Food? %% Arby's Steak Nuggets

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

This is NOT McDonald's and Our Heroes are not thrilled. They believe this is a bait and switch by Eric but Nick is on board so we're eating steak nuggets like hounds. Did you know about the new Popeye's logo? Would you get paid to eat dog food Loomer style? A lot explored here and McDonald's is ordered but you gotta see that on the Michael, Jordan Podcast. We've got a LIVE FOOD COURT this Friday at 7pm CT. Get discord access and be part of the chat! https://Patreon.com/100percenteat Grab a hoodie and a shirt because its cool out now? https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get up to four extra months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When you're with Amex Platinum, you get access to exclusive dining experiences and an annual travel credit. So the best tapas in town might be in a new town altogether. That's the powerful backing of Amex. Terms and conditions apply. Learn more at Amex.ca. It counts. Welcome to 100% eat the show where it counts every week at every fast in the restaurant to let you know if it counts. It probably does. I'm your host, Michael Jones, along as I'm my co-s, Jordan, Jordan, how are you? Does this count? We can get right into it. I'm mad. Why are you mad? Why are you mad? Rugpole. Shitty Eric. Shitty Eric shit person. He stole McDonald's and fortunes from us. We decided well in advance, I feel like. advance. I said it last week.

Early last week. What we were doing for this week's episode. And what are we doing for this week's episode? Well, what we decided we were doing was we were going. Jack in the box. No, that's not what it says. It says RV. You see it how it's crossed out. And it says Arby's on top of it. They clicked on the video. They clicked on the episode. They know what they're listening to.

But what they don't know is what they could have had. Yeah. Yeah. He did it. He did a good job. Look. I looked over. I looked over and I just see C, bra. The Y is a little small. But the S doesn't look like a two Yeah, it's pretty good The R is a little confused

But I'm okay with it I'm forgetting how to write regular It's going to get too good at writing backwards It's disappearing from his brain His kid goes dad I have homework And he goes Let's see Why all these letters look weird

I can't read any of this We got Rby steak nuggets Yeah We were supposed to do Monopoly We were supposed to go to McDonald's and play Monopoly We were going to get so much food and just do the whole episode playing Monopoly.

And I thought that was a really fun idea. I was looking forward to it. At least of all, because McDonald's is actually pretty decent food. But we have Arby's steak nuggets. And I get here, and I'm like, we're talking, we're hanging out, we're about to go. And I say, oh, Nick, get your McDonald's app ready. And Eric goes, going to Arby's. Oh, I didn't hide it.

I just said, we're going to Arby's. He hid it until that moment. Absolutely. Absolutely. So you did hide it. Yeah. Right. Yeah, I didn't hide it.

I didn't say it like it was a weak little, uh-oh. He literally made a decision. Lying through a mission. And knew to hide it was what it was. Also, he knew to high his shame. Also, Nick, on this recording, he's like, yeah, get him, all right. I said Arby's. He got excited.

On board. He's on board for anything. Yeah, he's on board for anything. Go out? I'm on board. Go to the park? Go out? Not the vet.

Not the vet. We say the park. Yeah. No, he tricked me again. No shots! Go out is so funny. But yeah, we went to Arby's. You know, I was legitimately upset about it.

I was really disappointed. We can take it out on the food if you want to. We can get McDonald's for the Michael Jordan podcast. Our last Jack in the Box, Arby's episode was on June 3rd, 2025, where we had the Arby's white cheddar mac and cheese and orange cream shaker received an average rating of 80. Yeah. Damn.

Yeah. Yeah, I remember that shakebing. I just wanted to read that first one. Yeah. I don't remember Jack in the Box having that. Yeah, that might be the fastest I've ever gotten to the first fact. Yes, within three minutes. Can you say yes?

I said yes, within three minutes. Yeah. Arby's last time we had it was a confusing thing where we keep giving it high scores but then think it's going to suck and then give it a high score again. I know. Because previous to this, the score we gave it was like an 84. Yeah, well, Arby's has, I don't know if you know this, there's a reputation. Especially when you're expecting something else and then you go to...

Then you go to Arby's. No side eye on that one. Right, but then... But then the reputation that it's getting through this show is that it keeps scoring high. Because we keep not eating the roast beef. Yeah, that's why. That's true. No, it isn't.

True, they're doing, they have been... You don't care if you like it. They have been on this run of doing like pretty interesting things with their Arby's. We have the meats kind of angle. like we're trying different meats. Right. And sometimes it's white cheddar mac and cheese or whatever. Yeah, the steak nuggets.

And it was good or whatever. The steak nuggets thing. I mean, it got an 80. Yeah. The steak nuggets thing was going to be that episode. But we could like, they hadn't released it wide yet. This is the first release. This is the first release of the widely available steak nuggets.

Where do they usually do their test markets? I think it's like weird, like northern southern states. Like, not like the south-south, but like the north, you know what I mean? The mid-Atlantic. Yeah. And then probably like California. It's, I think it's like that. Honestly, it's probably like one of the Carolinas, part of Kentucky.

Like is Arby's real patriot? Ooh, could be. Other side. This is a red hat. There you go. Oh, red hat. It's the outline of a red hat. I don't know if we ever talked about this before.

We should get a hat like that just as Arby's, though. And white. I thought that this was a fish growing up. Really? The hat? Yeah. How the fuck? Sideways.

I can kind of see it. Sideways. Sideway's fish style. It's got a tail. But it's Arby's. Why the fuck would it be a fish? I don't know. That doesn't make any sense to me either.

The old signs out in California were like the big hat. It was the big hat. And then it was just everything was written on it. It was like Arby's roast beef. It was just like, how many words can we fit on this giant neon hat? It was a lot. Speaking of. And I was like, that's a lot of weird stuff to ride.

on a fish. Speaking of... Speaking of what? Speak on it, brother. The signs and everything, have you seen Long John Silver's... Oh shit. I try not to. I forgot to talk about it. Yeah, I was going to write this down. Do you know... Have you heard about this at all, Michael? No. Long John Silver is...

I don't know if they're struggling. I assume they're struggling. Nobody's going there, that's for sure. Nobody here. They are changing their logo. And they're changing their branding kind of. They're using the crack-a-barrel guy? Okay. Long John Silver's. And in the middle, it's a chicken.

Hold it up for the camera. It's a chicken. It's a chicken seafood. Ar. They, like the seafood is scared? They are trying to. Chickens. They're trying to become a chicken restaurant because it's cheaper.

And they said, well, we already have chicken and we want people to know about it. They're called like, what was the name? Chicken planks? Like, you know, like walk the plant. like pirate thing or whatever. And I think they have like a chicken tender and they're like, yeah, these are chicken planks. So they do also, it looks like have a fish one.

But the chicken one is what threw everyone off. Yeah. So. They got two here. So they are long john silver. Pick your fucking logo. Yeah. So Long John Silver is adding a chicken or having a chicken on their logo.

They can get rid of fish. Yeah. They can change their name to Long John chicken. For all I care. I'm still not going there. Long John chicken. I'm still not going to get some Long John chicken for lunch. now a chicken and long johns might be interesting we're going to what look your chicken

long john chicken you can't believe how long these chickens are yeah long john chicken we got a long long chicken bling yeah and chicken bling yeah and chicken blank hi excuse me five piece chicken plank please chicken plank sounds like something that would be a uh restaurant and like sponge bob yeah i was just going to say it's a blankton yeah it's like the chum bucket they're eating on a Yeah. Oh, I love these chicken blinks. Computer, we need more chicken planks. It's a weird thing, but it made me go, I saw that,

it made me like, oh, maybe we got to do it for the show. And then I went, no. They're not doing, they're not changing anything. Yeah, I got to find another way to read it. Come on, man, what the fuck? Next week, McDonald's or Long John Silver. Fuck you. What?

Someone who were McDonald's now. By the way, Nick giving me a big thumbs up. You can't prove it. He's going to, conveniently, the video will go missing with that. Didn't see it? It'll be the whole time. It'll blank out and come back. I'm just checking it underneath us real quick. Okay, there is no rug, yeah.

Yeah. Because you pulled it. You fucking pulled it. The Arby steak nuggets, much lauded, very hot right now. We could be doing. We can be banging this old guy right now. Finally. Wow.

We're doing what? What is the name? We're looking at. We're looking at the. bags or some shit. Yeah. Because you have to play it on the app now. Yeah, so that's the confusing thing we scanned it.

You guys told me that there's no board anymore, but you still get a physical piece. Thanks Osama. Yeah, and then you scan it. Yeah, it's anti-Osama measures. It happens. What? Entai Osama measures. Yeah, man.

It's fucking awesome. We don't know for sure he's gone. It's true. They're like, uh, we, uh, we took them on a, We took him on a... Have we seen the body? Yeah. We took him on a boat and then we...

The boat's in the ocean. Didn't they put him on a helicopter? Well, then they took him to a boat and then they threw him off. And they threw him in the ocean. Oh, I thought they threw his ass right out of the helicopter. They put him on a boat first? That seems like a waste of resources. I agree.

Yeah. Why take him anywhere? Maybe he's still out there trying to get McMillions. Maybe he's still out there trying to watch... Hoping for a GTA 6, let's play. Dude, he was holding on. Guys, guys, they have to get together for that game, right? Like, there's no way.

Well, you're making it worse for yourself, idiot. You keep playing shit with Ray. You got Ray, you dumb fuck. And they're like, I can't believe these comments. Because people want to get the gang back together. Presees to get the gang back together. I don't even, I don't even mind the comments. The thing that's been killing me lately is that I see people clipping out stuff from our,

from the podcast or whatever, or from like, let's plays. but like the stuff we're doing now and they'll just post it on TikTok of like RT and Achievement Hunter memories but it's stuff from like this year and there's no mention of like 100% eat

or like regulation podcast they're just like yeah check this out and so I just always comment well anyway check out these podcasts that we're doing with these fucking guys like no why why support something new that you could do now when you can make

fabricate migrax fabricate fake memories and then every comment is like, man, I used to watch Michael every week. Too bad he's gone and it's like, what are you talking about? Here's the piece, Michael.

I'm like, what? Every breath is one closer to death. It's true. You're older than you've ever been. Don't hold it. He starts hyperventil. He's like, I want to get there. You've only got my breath till GD6.

You've only got so many until you run out. So you got to be sparse. Make him count. That's why I hold my breath when I sleep. I'm trying to make them count while I'm awake. That would be funny to, like, the only reason to get everyone back together

would be to make fake memories. Yeah. Make it feel like it was, like, 2011. Yeah, classic. And then... Classic Achim and Har, Osama bin Laden style.

You make up stuff, and then people would just be like, I don't remember this happening. You just, you just put it out, like, you just, oh, you don't remember this? Finally surfaced.

Jeff's Magic Belt. No, we just put out, Jeff's Magic Belt part two. Yeah. Yeah. Guys, I can't find part one. There are so many people. It's unlisted.

People who like don't get it. Where the fuck is part one? Wow, it must have been like really bad. They must have done some really bad stuff in part one. It's a peacock. Yeah, you can't say that. You say P-Hen all you want. Peacock, cock, cock.

Yeah. Arby's steak nuggets. Nick decided that they are wet and then he decided they are dry and then he decided they are wet. He went around the world on these things. he uh he was go on i mean i don't want to say he was excited about it but he i will he was

he was trying to get me on board he was trying to get me on board he was trying to get me on board after being disappointed yeah i was trying to help you what did you eat that mozzarella stick eat it i don't want it you do want it look i brought you the merner that's bad mariner

is it worse than no mariner that's where his line is we have we have so much downstairs arby's mariner is bad mariner That's his Watery Watery And sweet That's his line

The sauce So what's The fucking sauce monkey has a line What's better marinare Oh my god I don't know Why'd you ask a question I just wanted to know

I wanted to take a peek inside Nick's mind Jordan's so against this part of the show Hey they're asking I'm asking I want to know Inguer Juan's want to know Both of them I just can't believe that, like,

there was one jalapeno popper left and there was one, uh, cheese stick left. And Nick's like, I'll eat that popper. Yeah. But then he's like, I'm not going to eat the mozzarella stick. No. Why? That's not that good.

None of it. Yeah, they're not that great. I think there are, I think there are mozzarella sticks are just fine. Yeah, they're fine. They're fine. I don't want it. All right. Nick's suddenly too good for Arby's.

That's what's happening right now. It's really throwing me for a loop. Yeah. No. My order normally is two of the roast beef sandwiches. Right. And then the whole thing is that to do with today. Absolute maniac.

No, it's good. You put horsy sauce on it. So you got six packets of horsey sauce. I know, I've lived in life. Six packets. I mean, he's living life. Didn't use any. Right.

Saving it for a rain day. Well, every horsey sauce packet you use is one closer to day. Finite resource. We just got six more. Right. He thought there was only four in the Michael's count. He didn't use it. I heard it.

I'll hoard it. That sounds right. Well, remember when his father-in-law used some of his sauce and it, like, really threw him, like, over the edge. We all remember the dark days. Yeah. And so I guess he just wants, but he won't use. No, he's the dragon. He's a hoard.

He is a dragon. No, this dragon will eat his gold. Trust me. Yeah. Sometimes. Yeah, I saw him curl up on his sauces. I saw it. I saw it.

It did. He's curling up on his sauces like a dragon. Remember when Benedict Cumberbatch did the, uh, The motion capture for Smog? Yeah, it was just like that. That's Nick. He's curling up! He's doing it again!

My sauces. My sauces. Well, yes, we can learn about Arbys. Yeah. Smosses. What's that? Smogsis. Nope, just go.

He's trying, he's trying a couple things. He's having, he's on the show too, so he's having fun. Yeah. Why should write it down? Write him down and you can show us later. A federal court officially rejected Arby's motion to dismiss a lawsuit about misleading customers regarding the quality and amount of their meat. As of now, there is no ruling or settlement in the case, which may mean a full-blown court hearing regarding fast food advertising, which could change the landscape of fast food in America. Sauce monkey is looking to avoid a similar lawsuit regarding the size and quality of his meat, both of which he has downplayed and were letting the world know that this monkey is going whole hogs.

Yeah. Okay, he liked it. That's cool. uh we have talked about this lawsuit in like a few different restaurant like a few different episodes because it's not just arby's it's across a bunch i think wendies is hit by it and subway maybe um it has finally gotten to a point where arby's is like you have to dismiss this this is ridiculous like we advertise whatever our meats are great yeah and then the person nick gets two the person that's how good it is who filed the lawsuit said look at

get my sandwich, look at what they advertise, there is 100% more meat on what they advertise, and the judge went, you're right, this has to go to court. And so now it is up to Arby's to see if they will settle, which I think they have to. Because if they go to court for this, it's going to fuck everybody. I think it's going to be really bad for every fast food place. Oh, you're going to shank Arby's Epstein style. Yeah. It's going to be, it's going be bad for... Arby's committed suicide. Release the Arby's file.

Release the meat! The camera cut out again! One minute of Arby's footage disappeared. One minute of Nick just eating Arby's roast beef sandwiches. It's almost on camera. Nope.

Yeah, there you go. Hagen. Hagen. Hagen does. Maybe they're hogging all the meat. Laura Lumer, National Weirdo, recently sat for a deposition pertaining to her defamation lawsuit against Bill Maher. Is it Bill

Marr? It's Marr, yeah. Yep. The deposition included a quote from Luma regarding Marjorie Taylor Green quote, shoving Arby's down in her pants as the reason for her divorce. It's awesome that she can lie in court and get away with it. Remember when that company paid her to eat dog food on Rumble? It must be

so cool to be insane. Imagine eating dog food on camera and it's not for this dumbest show. Even we wouldn't seem so low. That's what I'm saying. Maybe. The lawsuit is So, it's so fucking funny. It's, it's a deposition that she's in. And if you can like find it to read it, it's so fucking good. It's this lawyer going like, you said that Marjorie Taylor Green had Arby's in her pants.

What do you mean by that? And she's like, well, you know, it's a phrase. And he's like, right, what does the phrase convey? Yeah. And she's like, well, you know. What did you mean when you said those words? And so he's like, okay, so when you said that, what you meant was? that Marjorie Taylor Green shoved Arby's down her pants

and she went, yeah, it's ridiculous. But yeah, that's why she got divorced. She shoved Arvies down her pants and this guy's just going, you're fucking lying, you're lying, you're a liar. And she won't cop to any of it. It's a whole part with Kamala Harris. She's going, all right, well, you tweeted

that she had an infested snatch. What did you mean by that? She really likes talking about... Yes, she does. Can you say snatch on YouTube? Yeah, absolutely. And then, uh, Thank God.

She's like, well, you know, I'm talking about, like, the person. They're like, right, but you're talking about something specific. Right. And she went, yeah, yeah, I'm talking about Kamala Harris. And they're like, right, but you're talking about her in specific. And she's like, well, you know, that remains to be seen whatever. And the lawyer's going, you're a coward. You're a coward because you won't cop to it.

You're a coward. And Lord Lumer on the stand going, I'm not a coward. I'm not a coward. Dude, it's so easy to get those people worked up like that. Awesome. It's so cool. I think it's great. It's having a lot of fun reading this stuff.

I ordered the program. Yeah. Did she eat dog food? That's so great. Speaking of dog food. I don't remember her eating dog food. TikToker Emily Davis ate these steak nuggets and said, now you might be thinking that looks like burnt dog food.

Yeah, that's what it tastes like too. Is everyone but this show eating dog food all of a sudden? We found a brand of food called dog food, but it's human food that's like in a dog food bag, but we might not be dog enough for it. Only one way to find out, dog. It is dog with a W. D-A-W-G and it's a big sack of food.

It was like, it looks like what you would feed to your dog if you fed him like nice food, like not kibble. Right. But it's not for the dog. No, it's for man, it's for dogs. It's for humanoid. So it's for people who would see that type of dog food and be like, wish it were for me.

Why can't I just have that? Why isn't it for me? I think it's for people who, no longer see food as an exciting venture and it's just for like sustenance. I think it might be like for John Candy type dog people. Oh, like barf or whatever?

He's a bog. Don't say it or whatever. Yeah. It's barf. And he's just put it in a bowl and then you can get face down style. Yeah. It's like everybody's everybody's in the white house is bitching about bad bunny. Yeah. They're like I never even heard of this guy. Terrible choice. Yeah. Terrible choice. Right. It's like I don't even

never heard of his music before. Worst choice ever. Just telling all themselves. You need someone going to appeal to a more general audience and Trump called him Bad Bunny Rabbit. Yeah. That's like what he just did

when he's like Barf or whatever. I was like well his name's Barf you got it. Bad Bunny Rabbit or whatever his name is. Well you got his name. Bad Bunny Rabbit. Check out the bad bad bunny rabbit Halftime show. Bad bunny rabbit is his legal name.

Get your Google Translate ready. Yeah. He's like one of the biggest artists in the world and it's a... My favorite thing is when people He's not even American. He's like, he's a Puerto, he's American. Also, why is it every year when the Super Bowl thing's announced?

It's always, hey, we announced this person for the Super Bowl. And then every guy is like, ugh, how come it's not Metallica? Right. Metallica? Are they alive? Move on. Are they alive? Like, why is Metallica the Super Bowl thing?

That's crazy. I don't even think when they were at their height that they would be doing. Dude, last couple of Super, last couple of Super, Super Bowl shows have been cool. I didn't realize, like, because I don't watch football. I didn't realize how, like, fucking elaborate their performance. Oh, so elaborate. Every year, they dial it up. Yeah, they have to.

Yeah, they got a top the last one. Yeah, I really liked the last few. Kendrick was really good. That was really good. Yeah, that was like a live music video. It looked cool as shit. Yeah, the way some of those are shot, like when he was in the one in L.A., the L.A. Super Bowl that had, like, Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre and everybody.

Like, he showed up. The best looking part, like the way it was shot was like his stuff. Yeah. It was so cool. And then he did a whole Super Bowl halftime show that was just that. And it was awesome. And then he called Dr. And then he went.

No, that's not what he meant. It's so awesome. That's not what he did. That's an iconic moment where he looks at the camera. It's him dancing and everyone's waiting. Everyone is he going to say it? Is he going to say it? And he just, hey Drake.

I think it's so cool. Holy shit. Legendary moment. I don't know how people could be mad at that stuff. I don't know, man. You don't? Yeah. Just like Predators aim for the slut.

lowest prey in the wild hackers target people with the weakest security. Are you a snake or a mongoose? There's only one time to decide, and that's now. Decide which animal you are with ExpressVPN. Thanks to ExpressVPN. Today's sponsor, visit ExpressVPN.com slash percent, and you can get four extra months free. Slither through the world protected with ExpressVPN.

Every time you connect to an unencrypted network, when you go to a burger place and go like, oh, I'll just get on the Wi-Fi real quick. When you're in your hotel room, your online data is not secure. Any hacker could go and steal all your passwords, your bank logins, your credit card details. It doesn't take much technical knowledge to have someone hack into your stuff. And your data is valuable because hackers can make up to $1,000 per person. Don't be one of the $1,000 people. ExpressVPN stops hackers, boom, from stealing your data.

By creating a secure, encrypted tunnel between your device and the internet, fire up the app. It's easy and it's why I use it. Boom. One touch. Slam. It's on my phone. Slam.

It's on my laptop. Boom. It's on my work PC. It's everywhere I need it. And it's everywhere you need it as well. It's also super secure. It could take a hacker with a supercomputer over a billion years. That's too many years.

To get past ExpressVPN's encryption, I'm telling you, I use it. I like it. I recommend it. You should check it out, become the snake or the mongoose. The Uroboros eats his own tail, but you can stop the chain here. Secure your online data today by visiting expressvpn.com slash percent. That's E-X-P-R-E-S-V-P-N.com slash percent, P-E-R-C-E-N-T, to find out how you can get four extra months for free, ExpressVPN.com slash percent.

And the final fact, a Plymouth Indiana man was dry, a, uh, a Plymouth, Indiana man for driving under the influence while in an Arby's drive-thru was arrested. After he was arrested, the man slipped the cuffs to the front of his body and kicked the police car door open

slamming a cop. This man was desperate to get his dog food, Loomer-style. Let this big dog eat. Being drunk at the Arby's drive-thru has to be a moment where you reconsider

a lot. Or, let's take it over, go to the jack-in-box and run someone over and drag it around. drag him around a little bit. More like this guy. It's where you double down

on your lifestyle. Let me just get these here and you get a little more, you get a little more super strength from the want of Arby's and your drunkenness. Kicking the door open to hit a cough. Also, it says he slipped the cuffs

to the front of his body and kick the, you don't need to do that. No, your legs are already there. In fact, it probably helps more. Yeah, I don't know with your leverage. I don't understand. He did it though.

And he's very strong apparently. So good for him. Big strong guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he had to get that dog food, baby. Woof, woof. Yeah. This food looked like burnt ends is the way you described it.

Yeah, it looks like brisket burnt ends. Yeah. And I couldn't place quite what it tasted like until you said brisket. And that's exactly what it. Definitely is more brisket than steaky. Yes, it is. It's like brisket beef jerky. Yeah, but then.

It certainly smelled like beef jerky when we pop the lid. Jordan talked about the mouth feel of it and it's so strange. Are we reviewing the food? No, no, no, no. I'm just, I just want to talk about, exactly what he's doing. No, no, no, not reviews. These are all things I was going to say at the end. Right, but you're talking about it now!

He's scooping you! Scooped. Oh. What? Maybe we should talk about the food. You got time. It's not that crazy. Oh, no.

You're fine. Nick's error or Nick's, uh, typo fix is kind of bleeding under the back. Yeah. We're going to read C-Rob. Oh, my God. Read the U-Review. I mean, just like,

just like, Nick's, sign. Look at that fish. There it is. But you're saying like the mouth feel was like. We'll get to the mouthfield later. Let's talk about this fish.

Let's talk about this fish a little bit more. Are there other logos that you didn't really quite get? Like I always thought Chick-fil-A's logo looked weird when I was a kid. Was Blockbuster a movie ticket? Yeah. I think I thought that was a VHS tape for a long time. That's not too bad to get mixed up. Thank you.

They're both rectangles. Yeah, that's a power thing. I wouldn't say a fish and a... Yeah. It's fish ass! There's gonna be some... It's Arby's, you fucking idiot! Here's the problem.

It's the long John Silver's, it's a chicken. Yeah, here's the problem. Someone's gonna agree with me, and it's gonna be like Spencer Bulk guy, and he's gonna be like, I also thought it was a fish, too. Yeah. Oh, that is, yeah. It is a ticket.

Yeah. And I see that now. Definitely thought it was VHS state. My numbers on the back. How old were you when he found the arrow in the Fed? next logo. Did somebody tell you about it? Oh yeah, that was like way later. That was the thing that somebody had to tell me.

Yeah. Same for Amazon. Yeah. Oh, the A to Z thing. Yeah, that's something that was pointed out to me. Did you not know what that's what the line is? No, I didn't know that. Amazon, from A to Z. But now they use it for everything, it doesn't make sense. Yeah. This is an arrow pointing to. It's a prime video when there's just an arrow. Sometimes they make it look like a smile or something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think they used to. It would definitely drive like, I imagine it drives like people crazy or just like, it's off center. Why is it? Why is it? Bad Bunny says, loco. Starting me, loco. Hey, he gave you four months. He gave you four months to get ready.

Four months to get ready. You'll take it, Uno's messes. See? Look at that. He's ready. He's prepared bad bunny style. I know Spanish, but then I put that hat on and it goes away. Then for some reason I get really mad about bad bunny rabbit.

It's like the reversal, like one of those sci-fi things where you can just speak every language. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, do you speak English only, not good, though. Why no country music ever? It's crazy how popular country music is right now because it sucks. It's like the country music that is popular right now. It's fucking terrible.

Well, the country music I'm like hoping makes it come back is old school country music where it was pro-union. Yeah, that ain't happened. Did you hear about it? Well, there's that one guy who is Zach. Zach Bryant was like... Not Zach Brown. Zach Braff.

Zach Braff. Garden State? Garden State. Jack Brath had a country song where he sang about how a shirt match the wallpaper Yeah Michael's gonna match

Michael's gonna match real quick Oh my God More like 27 minutes You got to the first fact so fast Oh Yuck Nick likes it Nick likes it

Nick likes everything You'll clamor out of a car to get some fireball if you want it. Craw on like a little gremlin monster. How are we getting the McDonald's? We ordering it? Because we should order it now. Order in advance and they'll go pick it up. No, we order it to deliver it right now.

And then they just deliver all of the millions of dollars? Yes, correct. Yeah, that's a good idea. I just don't have the credit card on my monopoly. I'll do it in a couple minutes. Okay. I'll probably take a minute. Are you going to do it on your McDonald's app? You do it on whoever has a fucking credit card.

I'm not paying for it. I paid for Gracie's last time. It was like $23. Oh my God! Because it was like a stupid shake or something. It was like the delivery fee, and I tip the guy. Did you do it through the McDonald's app?

Are you going to get more points that we do it to the McDonald's app? Yeah, you should do it. You should do it through the McDonald's app. I just don't want to order it as I'm lazy. Give it to him. Have him do it. Yeah, you want to do it?

He doesn't know what to order. It's going to be a whole thing. Say things with Monopoly tickets. They're highlighted in the app. Add this card to your account. We don't care about this show. We're talking about the next show. You said that, he got nervous.

Sorry, damn it. How many of what? I don't know, we're not going to eat it. We're going to throw the food away. We just want the Monopoly. What can we eat? It was like, is he the fucking thing? He can't, he can't believe what you just said.

What's the least amount of food we can get? You won't eat the mozzarella steak. Serving size-wise. What's up? And still like snack on, because like, I'll eat some fries. Look, what's the smallest amount of fries I can get and still get a monopoly piece? I think it's medium or large. Drink is large, fry might be medium.

Do you get more monopoly pieces if you get more food? Like, no. The size? No. That's bullshit. No, you just get one piece. Wait, you get one piece per order? It's like that animal.

Yeah, yo, yeah, yeah. So like if you get, I think it's medium fries, you get a piece. Okay. Large drink you get a piece. Big Mac and I think quarter pounder. Okay. I don't know what else. Just order those four.

So we get, we get, I'm just saying. We get four of those. Each. Each. Jesus Christ. And we'll be rich. We're guaranteed to win. You got to win.

You got to spend money to make money. Also, on the way here, Michael said that, as we know, if it goes through his app, we put it into his app, he wins. That's his money. Yeah. I think that's fair. That's true. We did talk about that. And then everyone went, no.

And then now you just handed me the credit card and said, you do it. Nick was immediately against it. But then Jordan went, yeah, we should make like a company one. And Nick went, oh. No, I guess I'd split the money with you guys. Thank you. Appreciate it. Fucking annoying.

Thanks, man. We have it on tape. I'm doing it. I can't trust you. Why not? Because you froze in silence for 40 seconds. It was a really long time, Nick. If I would trust anybody with-

Then eat the fucking food. If my life depended on it and I needed either Michael... That the address, right? Yeah. I either needed Michael or Nick to order something from McDonald's. Oh, you'd go with me. Is that where you thought he was... You thought that's where he was going.

Nick's just like, oh, well, obviously. Michael has forgotten stuff about McDonald's that I'll never. alert. Such as his encyclopedic knowledge. I know what I know. I know what I know. I speak up when I know things. He knows what he knows and he knows what happened in that playplace.

That he can't forget. I don't want to forget it. What do you want to forget that? What are we getting? Big Macs or quarterbounders? What's cheaper? Quarter pounder. All right. Buy a dollar.

Let's pound it. Okay. Let's pound it. This is the Arby's Steak Bites episode and so we should learn about the Rby Steak Bites. This is not Arby's steakbite. You were fine with it.

I'll read about the steakbite. He's bad now. He changes mine. And don't worry. He'll change it back. You guys want everything on it? Sure. Yeah, that's fine. Okay. I think the trash will like it. Yeah, I don't care. I'm not going to eat it. Okay, I'll read about...

Yeah, you will. Nick will. I'll read about the bad food. Nick looks legitimately upset every time we joke about throwing the food away. You can take it home. I probably will. You will.

Won't eat the mozzarella stick. It's a stick. Fuck it. One stick. I fuck sticks. Jordan said that. I didn't say anything. We all heard you.

Tender, juicy, hand-cut, bite-sized pieces of steak. Seasoned with garlic and pepper for a bold, smoky flavor. Did you get garlic and pepper on those? I got a lot of stuff that was just all at once. Intense. Very brisket, not super, but also kind of like barbecue-y in the... Very barbecue-y.

We sprayed this with barbecue scent. Yes, yeah. Like, I don't think these were actually barbecue. Because we dipped it in barbecue sauce, and it was like, oh, okay, I kind of see what's happening here. Yeah. But also, if you told me, like, what are the flavors here? Well, definitely pepper.

But I wouldn't say, but I wouldn't say garlic. No. No, I didn't. Like pepper for sure. Yeah. Pepper all over it. The other thing is just... Me thinks no garlic detected.

Mayhaps garlic has escaped the clutches of Arbys. Arbys! Good morrow to you, fine Arby's establishment worker. I can't find that. He's doing it and is excited. Let's do that one. I don't know what that is. Oh, yeah.

Sometimes I don't know either. I know. That's why I gave it to you. Let's roll the dice. You've forgotten what I've never learned. He's forgotten what I've never learned. It's the last part. Yep.

I can't remember if it's which one of the two it is and so I put it in and I go fuck and I have to reenter the whole thing Oh hold on I know It's not this one That's right That's absolutely right

That's pretty good good work good work Sometimes I ask because I'm trying to buy something And Eric then freaks the fuck out Because I can't remember which one it is Because you're in the middle of something But no one asked you to reply I just put it in the group going Hey, does anyone know this?

And you're like, ah, I'm freaking out right now. And I was like, all right. Just don't answer. You having heart attack? No, left side, usually. It's usually left side. It's the left side.

He's being a baby. It's being a baby. What happened? I don't know. It'll be here in 20 to 30 minutes. Perfect timing for the Michael Jordan podcast. I think, I think it's, did he say no? Did he say, wow.

He yelled, wow. Oh, wow. I thought he yelled no. No, wow. Yeah. It's old in the same voice. I'll tell you this, though. So you're supposed to get it because it's,

because it's marked for the quarter pounders. Last time I got a quarter pounder, didn't get it. It was like old box. Dude, now I'm so nervous. We'll get the fries and the drink for sure. Okay, okay. Hopefully we get the quarter pounders, because then that means we'll get 12 pieces.

I got Coke zero. Oh, yeah. I don't think I've ever gotten Coke zero before. Why would you? I like it. I just got Coke. I never get this. I got Coke, by the way.

I went Dr. Pepper today. This was, if you drink this, what's wrong with you? I don't even drink. It's fun! It's better than Diet Coke. I think the people, two houses over her that. I don't even drink soda. This is like, this is like not.

Richard. Is he closer? Is it? No, I don't think. But, yeah, I was saying it's further away. I see. Even he heard that. He's saying that this is better than Diet Coke, but I don't. Diet Coke sucks too, so I don't really care.

Yeah, I mean, it's a real toss-up of- It's all crap compared to regular Coke. Yeah. Well, that's fine. I'm just telling him. That's how I ended up doing it. Anyway, I'm sorry. That's how

That's how I end up doing it Anyway, I'm sorry If you drink To Jordan, that's for Jordan If you drink enough Not you assholes Yeah, fuck you If you drink enough Diet Coke or Coke Zero

That you can tell the difference And have strong opinions On the differences between them I'm not interested Yeah, it's too much He can't find his other babe They're all empty anyway Does it.

Oh, suck it on fumes of everything Going through it Menthol I'm going through I'm going through it now Did you say menthol? Yes. Hmm.

Hmm. Here's the Presbyterian. Hang on, let's slow this thing down. Quote, who doesn't love tender and savory steak? Arby's chief marketing officer, Jeff Baker, asked in a statement. But until now, it's been inconvenient to eat, particularly on the go. You know how, Michael, you're a steak guy. Yeah.

And I know that you love enjoying a nice steak. Yeah. And I also know that you're just on the go all the time. I know. Have you ever wanted to eat steak on your steak on your steak? your one wheel? What I do is I stop by that window

at Vince Young's Yeah and I ask for the fillet to go and then I just kind of I ride back and forth I'm holding it in one hand and I'm tearing it off

with my teeth and I'm biting and I'm biting it and I'm saying this is too difficult if I get the mushroom and blue cheese crumbles on top two everywhere

like it gets everywhere while I'm riding and then it's like I wish that I'm running downtown in the middle of traffic where Jordan wants to join me let me join in

I'll be in the car running you over I'll be fucking flipping over the car looking cool as shit I'm trying to at least do it during a live stream If I'm getting hit by a car I want to be live streaming The idea that the only thing was

It's inconvenient to eat But it's like This is not comparable to a steak No it's not At all What are you talking about? Not even close It's beef jerky

Brisket dog food Yeah that's why we created this new innovative project Don't you love it when it's described as a product? I like this next part. I love eating products. Two of America's favorite foods. Nuggets and steak combined to create R.B. Steak Nuggets.

No knife needed. Fork optional. I did see Eric going in there with his fingers. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. I went fork styles. Of course you did. Yeah, I wasn't surprised by that at all.

That wasn't worth pointing out. Yeah. Guys, you'll never believe what Nick did. Hang on. He's writing. Yeah, hang on. Let's give his hand. He erased it. Oh, no.

Oh, no. He's under, he's under the ghost. He didn't re-thed. All eyes on Nick. Okay. The end is backwards. The end is backwards. He hit the wall next to this camera.

So, shirking. Fusion. Fusion. Yeah. Yeah. Fusion. I saw, I saw this. Really.

I saw this Instagram reel These two guys got They got a Goku and Vegeta tattoo On their shoulders Like fusion lying towards each other All the fucking Like all the replies Was Derek and Rocco

That's awesome Hell yeah Like all the replies were they give And then Rocker getting like a mustache Yeah Fuck Oh that's so funny Fusion with the backers

And it's so good Oh my god Dude that was such a smart idea to do that big. Great job. Great job pulling that out. Oh, man. This episode is brought to you by Peloton. A new era of fitness is here. Introducing the new Peloton cross-training Tread Plus, powered by Peloton IQ, built for breakthroughs with personalized workout plans, real-time insights, and endless ways to move. Live with confidence, while Peloton IQ counts reps, corrects form, and tracks your progress. Let yourself run, lift, flow, and go. Explore the new Peloton Cross-training Treadplus

at OnePeloton.ca. It's the matcha or the three ensemble Cadocephora of the FACETs that I just niche that my energize so much. It's the ensemble. The form of standard and mini-regrouped, what aben? And the embellage, too beau, who is practically pre-a-donned. And I know that I I'd have they offer them. But I guard the Summer Fridays and Rare Beauty

by Selena Gomez. I'm sure. The most ensemble of the fairos desks are atolling Shephora.

Summer Fridays, Rare Beauty, Way, Cephora Collection and other parts of Vite. Procurry

you see form standard and mini, regrouped for a better free. On link on C4

or Magazazazaz Well, we have our own review in the food, but we need to hear from you in a segment we call you

review. We don't need to hear from you. We just choose to. You tell us. be elect to hear from you. You tell us how to... Yeah, who's getting the work?

How to divvy these up. I think Michael should take the first two. Great. I love it. Suck shit, jones. Ted N says, store number 888 on South Lamar should get no stars from me.

This is the third time they have messed up my order. But today takes the cake. They had no ice for drinks and forgot to put the chicken on my chicken sandwich. I got all the way back to my office before realizing there is no chicken.

can't do it anymore, done with RVs. Can't do it anymore. That is an exhausted man. That's a, uh, no chicken on a chicken sandwiches. That's pretty egregious. That's a can't do it anymore. Yeah. He was writing a Yelp review, but it might have been a note to leave to his friends in him.

Can't, it's just scrawled out in his office. Can't do it anymore. Was that his 13th reason? Yeah, absolutely. He goes to bite into the chicken sandwich and he goes, what the fuck, and he opens it up. He's not even mad. It's just like,

I can't, we, that's it. He had it ready to go. He just kind of like, dear family. He added done with Rbies to the, everything else was typed out and ready to go, but he wrote in done with RB's.

He wrote done with RB's in his own blood. He wrote in horsey sauce on the wall. The end was backwards, though. I don't know how that happened. Ashley Vee says, Girl didn't even let me finish ordering. Dang.

Told me to come to. the window with all kinds of attitude. When I pulled up, she yelled, I want to go home. We too. Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. I told her to not even bother making my food after she threw my cup at the drink machine. Send her lazy

ass home. I don't know. She sounds like she's doing a lot. I want to go home. Going to Arbyes to get some jalapeno poppers and the person working there. It's not the marshmallow stick.

It's a stick. One stick. I want to go home Pull up to the window One star, one stick I want to go home Is crazy I'm gonna go home

Yeah, right Who's driving me What Who's taking Michael home today? What did her Throwing the cup At the drink machine Looked like?

Did she yell I want to go home And then throw it At the drink machine Yeah right I want to go home Was the drink machine Keeping her hostage?

Yeah right Like the drink machine Is the thing doing it She's tethered to it She's the That's the real boss. Yeah. This fucking drink machine.

This drink machine won't get off my case. Throwing it at the drink machine. I want to go home. Whip. And then you just sit there and you go, I imagine it was an empty cup and she was trying to do a cool trick. Absolutely cool. Yeah.

We're just like, check this out. Ultimate flip cup. I want to go home. And then it lands perfectly. And then it starts filling up. Yeah. Start's filling up. Just the right amount of Coke Zero.

And then it tips over and empties it. And he's like, you didn't want that. It throws another drink at it. there was another regular Coke there was another review that I didn't put in here but as a woman going I went in order Arby's I asked for this thing they didn't have it I asked for that thing

they didn't have it I asked for a Coke for my soda they gave it to me and it was hot and it was hot it was hot cold hot cola how was it hot I never even tried to imagine could have been sexy

one time whoa like the green Eminem oh put those heels back on baby no sneakers allowed When I fantasize about fucking the green M&M, she's always wearing heels. All right?

Don't ruin this for me. This is all I have. It's melted in my mouth. Not in my hand. She's wearing sneakers. Can't do it anymore. Can't do it with M&Ms. Dude, I traded my M&M subscription

for Blue Chew. Once the sneakers came out. It's getting blood going everywhere but does nothing to my arousal. It does nothing. nothing for my arousal. Put the heels back on now. It doesn't melt until I put my

dick inside it. Give me that warm M&M snatch. That's allowed. Oh my God. That's allowed. What did you mean by that? What do you? Give me the green snatch. It's a phrase.

You know. It's a phrase. God, would you fuck the green Eminem or not? I refuse to say, you can't handle the truth. I ordered the code green. You know what I mean. I get off to her natural beauty, not her footwear.

Her natural beauty. She's so natural. Her minimal makeup look. Everything about her is so natural. I like fucking the green Eminem in heels and the guy on the the one voice by Billy West. The Cracker Barrel. Oh.

The Cracker Barrel. local guy. This are the only things that get me hard anymore. Stop brooding my life. It's like when Conan did hot ones dude he went insane which is exactly how it would do it. He started drinking them all

and he started rubbing sauce in his nipples and he was like he goes, I'm erect for the first time in 15 years. Call the wife! Oh man. Oh shit. more. Anyway, hot coke is weird, right?

Here we go. It's a quick one, Jordan. Yeah, this is from Chuck R. Mm-hmm. And Chuck, in his brief summary, has to say this. I've been eating at Arbys for 30-plus years now. I frequent many of the locations from Georgetown to Austin and the

hill country, and this was by far the worst experience I've ever had at Arby's. For starters, when you walk in, the place is dirty and slimy-looking and smells and the crew has the music as loud as a nightclub. Probably not that loud. I wonder what he's going to be alluding to as we continue

this review. Do you think there's abonics coming? Let's see what kind of dog was. Okay. Hey, hey. Go ahead, Jordan. All right. Laura Lumer is listening. Dog food. I could barely hear the guy at the register welcome me with some

off. Did I miss a word? No, you got it. Nick just read the next word. Register welcome me with some off the wall hood slaying. Yay! Hi. It's like you can see it. Hey, what's up?

It's like you can see it from a fucking mile away. Every goddamn time. Yeah. What's the R stand for? I could barely hear the guy that I did that. No professionalism from the get-go dot, dot, dot. I should have just turned around and left, but I was hungry on my lunch break and limited as to where I could get food.

So, against my better judgment, Sriba. I ordered I literally can't read it I ordered two beef and cheddar two beef and cheddar fries and a soft drink the meat in both sandwiches was cold and full of gristle

that's not their fault the Arby sauce tasted like it had turned the fries were burnt to a crisp and taste less as a matter of fact the only thing that tasted right was the soda

it was hot but you could tell me the machine but you could tell the machine hadn't been cleaned in a while This soda tasted so good. It was so good, but you can tell it was dirty, dirty soda. And you can tell when the guy used off-the-wall hoodsling, for some reason you could tell the soda machine was dirty.

Suddenly, I knew. Uh-huh. Fucking. That's how they do soda. Not my halftime show. You did a really good job. That's the best one you've done, I think. Way to go.

The end especially is very good. It's weird. It's like it came natural to you. My brain's reversed. Now, keeping my mind. I'm halfway through. Yes. Now, keep in mind, this was about 2 p.m.

So no excuse we're not having a clean restaurant. Don't know what that means. Not sure. The entire time I was there eating, the staff weren't doing much other than goofing off, being loud and obnoxious. And having personal phone calls, loud A.F. I'm sorry. I also overheard a couple of other customers complaining about the service. Yeah, and then we all rose up and clout.

Yeah. But the crew But the crew was Lackadaisical at best Lackadaisical is a great $5 word for this guy to bust out On my way out I stopped in the restroom and felt like

I walked into a horror film I won't go into detail but trust me It was bad Even the door handle felt greasy and sticky Now hours later as I sit here And write this review I still Feel I'm from lunch I still feel all from lunch

Maybe ill Auto-corrected him I see yes Ill from lunch And hope it passes soon I will never step foot In this location again And if you're smart

You're reading this That's a reach Not feeling very smart You're reading this If you're smart you're reading this And you'll heed my warning Avoid at all costs There's several other restaurants

Nearby where you can Get crap food that's slightly better than this place but better still come on dude make up your mind horrible horrible horrible experience today my stomach is full of bad food and regret so here's what I like about this

there's so much that I like about this what you wrote it you're Chuck you're chucker who told you I can't believe he was using hood slang hood slang Jesus dude the thing that got me was I'm eating at this RB's

I can't keep doing this I'm on my lunch can I get for you my fellow Sigma I am limited as to where I could get food And then at the end There's several other restaurants nearby To get crap food What are you doing?

You're not limited anywhere in Austin Nope right No anywhere in the city If there is a fast food restaurant You're in a complex of food restaurants There does not exist a single Like fast food restaurant And nothing else is nearby

Yeah might be other crap But like nothing exists on an island end of its own. You have already lost. There were a million places. You've lost by living in Austin and going to a fast food place. You've lost especially hard when you've written a review about a fast food restaurant and go, oh, I can't go anywhere. Food's almost here. All right. Excellent. Like, we can end this early, right? The, it doesn't have to be an hour. Yes. The idea that it is, 30 seconds go. We're going old school. I'm so, I'm so limited in my options, but you have so many options. You shouldn't go to this, Arby's. Could have flicked him, but I didn't.

Did you see his face? Yeah, he went like this. He went, he almost flicked his nipple. He went, oh, they's on with that. Just like boy like wonder.

Oh, Santa? Well, those are your reviews of Arbys. We also went into the Arbys and did not, no one was using off-the-wall hood slang. I didn't encounter off-the-wall hood slang or very loud music.

The people outside the restaurant tried to do is more harm than the people. Oh, my guy, run over by a monster truck. It was a monster drunk. Watch a ride along. Monster truck style almost crushed Eric. And then a guy with no shirt walking me in. We were filming that, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's all Connor cam. That truck was so big. And then Jordan lit a joint. I had leeway because I had the poppers to offer Eric. Dude, I was telling you guys, I watched that. And it's so good, too, because it goes to the still image.

Like, right as it happens, it's just a still image and just car sound. It's just, And there's me muttering going, Oh, you ruined it. And Nick going, you don't hear Eric say anything for about three minutes until I go, Jordan, ask Eric if he wants a bumper. I don't think he wants them for me.

And then today, Michael's like, oh, let me just, let me just roll down this back window here for a second. What's also fucking funny, I forgot. I knew I whipped the sandwich at the wall, but as again today, We forgot what the code word was. And it's why I insisted that Jordan do it today. Because we're talking about, Jordan's like,

well, if you're going to do something, you'll let me know so I can do it. And two seconds later, I throw a sandwich at the wall. And Jordan's goes, I wanted to do it. Boom. Well, I just watched it this morning. Those are your reviews, but we have our review of the Arby's steak nuggets. That he tried to get us to do about 20 minutes ago. Yeah.

Are we doing the review? No, I just want you to describe your experience about the food. Hang on real quick. Playing any games lately? What are you getting into? I'm playing Hades too. Really? Now that it's released,

even though it came out like a year ago. I mean, I didn't want to wait or I wanted to wait for like the actual release. Has anything changed? The game was like 90% done. I don't know. I didn't play the beta.

What was, oh, was there a beta of Hades? Yeah, there was like an open access. It was open access for like a year ago. Oh, wow, really? And then it just launched like a month. Oh, I didn't know that. Wow. How is it?

I like it a lot. It's, it does. Yeah, but you play woman. And, and, and. Can't do it anymore. Don't tell Chuck R. And they made everyone hot. Not just the women.

Even the men are hot. And I'm like, what the hell? Why are they making you feel things? Yeah. It's crazy. This liberal agenda. Getting me hard on all these hot guys in hell. Why did they do this to me?

Let me get my hat. It's like the magneto. helmet, you put that out, like, get the gay thoughts out of your thoughts. You can't get the gay thoughts in me, Charles. Damn it, Eric. My God, he's blocked. I can't see him. I can't see him anymore.

I was going to prank the shit out of him. I was going to make him be so attracted to everyone in Hades, and I mean everyone. Charles is like, I paralyzed myself, so I wouldn't be tempted. Logan, we have to shut down Surrey, bro. It's just not worth.

anymore. Do you think Professor actually sits in the rear when he just swipes? He's like, hot. So Haiti's too good. This food, better than expected. Better than expected. Way better than expected.

Way better. It was wet. I do... Moist. Almost too moist, yes of me. But... Jordan doesn't like the texture. Jordan did not like the texture. The texture was the only thing that threw me off. And it's like usually it's not that

a big a deal if it's like everything else is fine. I think there's just something about this where it was like not actual like the meat. It was like kind of reconstructed or something. It didn't tear apart when you bit into it like... You're talking about like natural steak? Like the reformed like McRibbs. Yeah. Yeah. They like

just turn it to goop and then they form a shape that looks like it. They're very soft. They're very soft. It's like baby food soft. You could squish these. A baby could suck on a baby could suck on this. Birdie could fucking gum this down. Oh yeah. She'd have no problem. No problem. She could, she could, if she's sucked on along enough.

Yeah. You could drink these through a straw. Good name's Bertie. Speaking of, food court this Friday. Maybe Birdie makes it a bit of. Yeah. Bertie, let us know. Let us know if you suck down these steak dins,

steak nuggets. Oh, man. Oh, man. But yeah, the texture was just like the most glaring thing about it. I feel like they executed everything else really well. So I don't want to knock him too hard for that But also But also like it's just not something

For as flavorful as they were I'm probably not gonna go back to Yeah No shit, it's Arbys Have we gone back since we gave it an 80? Hell no That's true, that's true We're giving a good score so we're not going

That's true, in that case, 63. Okay I think that's fair for the steak things We got two nine-piece steak nuggets And then like They ate all but one piece I think And all but one mozzarella roll a stick.

Yeah. Saving room for the quarter pounder. He's got to eat all that food. Somebody's got it. I'm going back to like this last shock in Arby's. I really liked it. I didn't have a weird mouth feeling like Jordan.

They're soft brisket. They're texture based. It's like burnt ends, but burnt ends usually are like a little crispy. They're not crispy. No, no. It's just all soft. Some of them are just dark and burnt.

Yes, but they're all just this soft. They're super soft. It's like, I don't know. in that the way to describe it, it's beef jerky, but like brisket burnt ends. Yeah. It tastes more like beef jerky, but it has the consistency minus the crispiness. They've somehow made a new food. They did.

But I'll be honest, it kind of was good. I was shocked. The fucking poppers were on point. They're good. They were real good. Yeah, but I'm revealing the entire experience. All the food we got was good. Yeah.

That's a fact. It was good. And Nick got a six horsy sauces he didn't use one of. Yeah. Saving them. Save it him. And the mariner that he hates. Yeah, the mariners.

You know, I was ratting around where I wanted to rate these because they're actually, like I said, this would actually probably be pretty good on a sandwich. Because they're so soft. And normally if they were a little bit tougher, a little bit crispier, that would piss me off. It's like pickles on a sandwich where you bite, you bite the whole thing. I think you would be able to actually bite these on a sandwich and have to rip because it's that soft. Did they have like a steak sandwich? You said they did. Yeah.

They have that version with the nuggets. I've had a hankering for a good steak sandwich. I would try it. Certainly not at Arby's. I was gonna say, you might know I have this. That's not what I mean. And here's what I would get. I don't know if it comes with it, but I would add it for sure.

A nice slice of cheese on it. I think they put, they might put like the mac and cheese with it. I'm not opposed to that. That might be... That might be too goofy. I think the shake got me. But like, you know. Yeah, I was gonna say Jordan's 80 came from like the shake.

I was pretty good. Whatever, man. Whatever. Now you put the steak nuggets in that shake. This got an 80. Jordan, what did you give it, a 63? You gave it a 63? You gave it a 63.

I'm going to have to disagree with Jordan on this. I think it was actually quite delicious. 85. I got to bump it up a little bit. It's an average score is 74. Yeah. And that's, I was shocked at how actually, like, good they were. Arbys was.

And their barbecue sauce wasn't bad either. I'm not a huge barbecue sauce person, but it makes sense with this. We got to know. It makes sense with this. Yeah. The thing about Arby's is that at one point, I think it was our lowest rated restaurant. Order complete. Nice.

The food is here. Cool. Because we got the fish sandwich and the shape. and everything. But this time, I mean, Arby's is like... Who loved that fish sandwich? Cole. Remember Cole?

It was Cole. We were all sick. We had to record on the stage. It was all fucked up. Almost. Yep. We gave it to Cole. It was a mint shake and a fish sandwich and

Cole was so stoked. Ran that guy out of this country. Yeah, absolutely. But hey, Arby's scores pretty high on this show at this point. It's crazy. Yeah. Because we just keep not getting the roast beef. Yep.

It's really, it's weird to live. Stop. It's good. In 2025, where Arby's is good and Wendy's is falling off. Yeah, insane. Insane. Wow, that was really close. Dude, and they still have the, um, that pretzel sandwich at Chick-fil-A? Fuck, it's good.

Did you hear that Wendy's is doing like, they're looking to invest in like, um, upping their quality, like, looking at like efficiencies and, like, and like, menu changes. They're toast. Because it's fallen. They're bad toast. Um, well, if you like this, you're going to, Eric said so. You're going to want to watch the Michael Jordan podcast where we do McMillions

because that sounds like it's just about to start. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you? Let's just not go. When the world stopped turning. Wait a minute. That song goes. And you can do that by joining the Patreon

at patreon.com slash 100% eat. And if you join that, you can get on the Discord. Hey, can you fucking send me an invite cock sucker? We'll see. My membership ran out and I don't want to pay again. And all these fuckers here are giving me a hard time. Once Nick takes it out of quality control I can't watch it again

I watch the videos and it says this video is currently in the trash and I go shit I better watch it quick We should have enough space on Google Drive For you to hold on to no No those things are big Well it's in the trash He didn't delete it yet

And you're using the 100% I watched the ride along I was talking about Where I smoked in the car I watched from the trash can Awesome On the Google Drive Because my membership has expired We'll get you back on that

So that way Michael you can watch Food Court this Friday at 7 p.m. Central time. Oh, I'm out of town this Friday. I'm out of town this Friday. This Friday. Not the Friday that this episode comes out. No, the Friday that the episode comes out. No, he's in town. The Friday the episode comes out. Yes. He's out of town. The time the episode comes out. Five terabytes. STB, good oil. SDP. Food court, 7 p.m. Friday. Friday the 24th. DVD.

DVD. Send DVD. Nice. Hell yeah. DMCA. Where do people send in their food crimes? No! No, we got DMCA.

Where do people send in the food crimes? Why did you tell me that? If you are on the Patreon, you get priority submission. There's a Google form that you can use. Uh-huh. And if you're not, a Patreon member, food court at 100% eat.com. That's food court at 100% eat.com.

But remember, get on the Patreon, fill out the form, priority submission that way. that's how I'll choose. We'll send you a subpoena. You can show up to the food court and get... We'll call you a coward. In front of the judges. We have a new set, a new look, a new sound, the whole thing ground up. It's awesome.

I'm really excited for you. You better submit your thing about eating dog food. Get him in now. Hang on. He just wrote green name. Green M&M. He's getting too horny. I love the new logo.

I love the new theme song. And... Oh, food court theme song? From Jen and Pete, Good thing we have them locked in our basement. That's right. We use them once every 18 months. So.

Don't put pretty in the basement. I don't want to talk up this new set too much. No, it's great though. It's a cool set. We should talk it up with people to get their own. No, no, no. We should talk it up for us. It's very cool.

Just look at what we're doing right now. Look at this piece of shit banner we've had up for months. I love this banner so much. Look at banner, Michael. I didn't say I didn't say I didn't love it. I said it's a piece of shit. It looks like a thing your kid made in first grade. And we've added up here for months.

Yeah, it's awesome. That's the level when we go, it's cool. Yep. Trust us. There you go. This is a pretty cool set. Guys, I've been sitting on this, but I have to admit, I like this place better than the piece of shit office we had.

Yeah. That's so brave of you. Can I, can I also, also unrelated to that? Can I also say the same thing? Also, did you know that Nick didn't know it was throwing away my bikes? Yeah. Wait, you're getting rid of those? He thought he was, you were storing them.

Streamling.com slash 100% Eats on those bikes. 100% eat store, 100% eat dot store for merch. Grab a hoodie, grab a shirt. Michael Jordan podcast this Friday where we do McMillions. I don't think so. I think they're sold out. Yeah, dude. We should get more.

Yep. Yeah, maybe we'll put in a reorder for. Not maybe. You know what? We should. Okay. Let's just say, let's do it. And then you can follow us.

Twitter Instagram and Blue Sky at 100% eat. If you want to send in stuff for 100% treat, P.O. Box. 14, 3241, Austin, Texas, 787.14. P.O. Box 14, 3241, Austin, Texas. That's not the red zip code. Correct. Okay, that's the wrong. It is. It's the right one.

That's the right one for the P.O. box. There you go. Hey, rate and subscribe and tell this your dog food eating friends about the show. Tell this your dog eating food friends. He's writing lines like Chris at Campit Trail. Tell your, tell your, I'll tell you my dog food eating friends. Tell your this friend dog eating food friends. Blaine hits women. You're eliminated.

We'll see next time. Bye. Wee.