100% Eat - We Go the Long Way - Carl's Jr Ride Along

Episode Date: July 30, 2026

Graysie's gotta see this Spongebob painting and Michael's reached a point where he's OVER Nick's Picks. Casey's is here. NOW! This is down here, up here. NOW! This is pre-Heat stream and we were really expecting A LOT of heat. And it's FINE! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uh, well. Well, what? That was quite a drive. It was. It's about to be a game. Yeah, we're halfway done. We need to go the long way over here so we can get a look. So somebody, yeah. Jordan's in the back.

Jordan, do you want to take a picture of this real quick? Yeah, I'll reach across Nick and take a picture. Okay, go for it. What are we taking a picture of? This, uh, let's see. Go on, tell me. Right there. A bull?

Cow. I'm ready. I'm ready. No, we'll start the. Got to take a picture with Gracie. Oh, nice. I was sent to some sponge pop. ice cream. Yeah, I figured.

Dude, they got SpongeBob at Fly Below, dude. It's crazy with, like, how many brand things they have there. I don't know how they do it. They get like tons of Hello Kitty stuff, too for like $2. Damn, bam. The place is great. That's the expensive cat. I love that place, man.

I still haven't been in. By below rules, dude. It really does, man. Like, I really was expecting a bunch of crap. Mm-hmm. When the first time I went, my kids kept talking about it, and I finally took him, and I was, I was impressed and continued to be. And they'd swap shit out.

out too. It's not like the same shit. Okay. You go. Oh, then they started going. Of course. No, of course. I was making the, I was looking to see if they actually did turn. They did. Good. That's great. It is good. Yeah, it's good. You want to throw a reverse at that guy, please? Yeah, just real quick. Mm-hmm. A little tapperooney. Yeah, taparuni. We just ate the chicken sandwich of Carl's Jr. and Michael said it fucked them up because we were sitting across from a chick-fil-a. Yeah, he was looking at the window. And it was just like, we could be eating that. Dude, I think... It was just kind of like...

Here goes. It was pretty close. So the chick flay is very close to the Carl's Jr. Yeah, I think the sandwich was close to the sandwich. Yeah, the sandwich was also close to the chicken. There was a second where I was staring at the chick filet and I forgot and I thought it was in the store eating it. That was weird. That was something.

And Nick was thinking about all the gas station food we could have made. Michael's had enough. I feel like we've had enough. Yeah, I mean, he really had. Michael, Michael has reached upon. Gas station food. Oh, look. Casey's comes highly recommended and we don't have you.

Casey. You're good. Comes highly recommended from who? I don't even have to do this. This is the best part. It's not even me. From the eaters. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Yeah, we trust their opinion. I trust some of them. They like good. Some of them. Immediately qualifying. Oh, of course. Holy hell.

You mean all the people who are very vocal about breakfast pizza? Yeah, good stuff. Exactly. Yeah. Can't be stirred wrong from a comment. Nick, in our, we have a, we have a Slack channel where we put like, oh, here's like, like, flagging, like foods that are coming

out so we keep an eye on stuff. Yeah. And Nick is the most active in that channel. Nah. What do you mean? Yeah. Yeah. It's either me or you. So. Yeah, well, Eric's doing it for the show. Right. You're doing it because you walk by a sign and try. Eric's like, this is what we're eating next week. And I think is like, I was at a gas station. Because I saw this on the bathroom floor. How many facts can this man come up with for the old stuff? I'm just trying to give him something new. Casey's. What's Casey's anyway? It's a gas station.

That's a YouTuber. It's a, Jordan. It's a gas station. It's a gas station with a kitchen. It's got a kitchen. Casey Keter. And then Nick on his own proclaimed after sending a bunch of pictures of food, no one wanted.

Guys, we're entering our gas station era. Right. Yeah. No or not. Writing the blog. Michael, Michael like, put his foot down. He did. He was like, that's enough.

We're not doing, we're not becoming a gas station food podcast. Like, we're not doing this. I believe my reaction was, how do you mute someone? I just don't want to see Nick Messer. Take me off his tweet. No, no, no, no. Dude.

It's all right. At SlackBot, get him out of here. Remember when we'd be like, a day we'd be like, oh, Carl Jr. Now it's like, thank God, Carl's Jr. It is. I'm not sure that that's how I feel right now, but I mean, it's better than going to. of the gas station. How do you say that? How do you go Ibo-Yang? But first off,

we need to go fucking forever away to a place that sucks and was hot. Very hot. It was hot. And the food was not good. You know how cold gas stations are. Usually chilled. I mean, sit down with the family. They got that, while you hop in the back of the freezer like where all the beer is. That's true. That's true, but quick trip also cranked the AC and cases. Where is Casey's? Top 45. Jesus Christ. 45 east. Yeah. Instead of going north, we'll just go, you know.

Further east and then north. No. 45 is down here. It's right down. It's down. It's down here. It's down here. We're about to cross under 45. I know.

Because we're so far north. It's like four exits. Like four exits past 45 is where we go. It's down here. Right, but we're not coming to this part of 45. Oh, actually. Well. It's close.

We're just saying, look, if we started on Carl's Jr., if we just started the Carl's Jr., that's super far away, it'll be so close. Carl's Jr. has ever once been good. This has the potential to be good. The gas station? Yeah, you know. I do know. The pizza was fine from Quick Trip outside of the popper.

You like the regular pizza. Fine isn't good. Fine is fine. Exactly. I actually heard fine as men. Right, but we're still going to bad. We just went to Carl's Jr. That's bad.

It's not mad? No, it sucks shit. Wow. All the way around. I don't think so. It sucks shit all the way around. So this is how far north we would have to come, which is just a few exits shy of where.

So where is? It's closer than this. It's closer than this. It's 45 east, but we would be south. You still have to go north to get to 45. It's angled coming up slightly north and west. It's not that. It is a little angle, by the way, that Taco Polanke over there used to be the Fizzolis we went to.

Oh shit. That's an upgrade. That's a big upgrade. That's awesome. Big upgrade. It is. Tago Polenke, they know how to do it. They know how to do it. Talk about Taka Blankake.

Watch off Fizoleolee. Tago Palanke is coming for you. Let's go back. Taka has an app, Nick. Yeah, no. And they have, oh, do you have the app? Oh, yeah, of course. They have like crazy like breakfast taco.

It's like three breakfast tacos and a drink for like six bucks. I still never tried their breakfast tacos. I bet they're good. I bet they are good. The chorizo potato one looks so fucking good. Don Pancho, Don Pancho, our best friend. Made that promise that if America or Mexico won the World Cup, you would have all that free food.

Well, shockingly. It didn't work out. It didn't work out at all. It's like the dude I used to work with at the radio station who said if the Cowboys win the Super Bowl, he'll walk to Dallas. That's a safe bet. I mean, that's a really safe bet. I mean, Nick, you can make that bet the next couple of seasons.

I'm going to say. That's what I'm saying. He's done that for the past 20 years. He's never going to have to worry. He's going to be okay. Right. That's such a great bit for like a radio station too. That's so smart.

Yeah. It's great. Because you know it's just going to piss off the right people. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. People who listen to the radio. Yeah.

Old people. I'm going to call in. Yeah. What is he talking about? I love that piece of my mind. I just got off the phone with Chick-fil-A and I had, I talked to the manager and now I'm calling you. I got a little. The people I got a call.

That's why the line was busy. Firehouse subs Carol is a real bitch. Dude, I was saying in there, it's like a strange day today. We're doing a full episode. It feels like the starter. Like, because sometimes we do the episode and we have other stuff. You know, we'll do like a side video or like 100% treat. Yeah.

There's something like that. And it's always like this is the main attraction and there's a side thing. But rarely, if not ever, does the main episode not feel like the side attraction? but tonight we're doing our 100% heat. Our wing sauces. Yeah, we've had... Nola sauces. We've had those sauces sitting and they're going to get...

They're going to be so fucking hot. Michael has like the ratings all right now. Yep, I got... As rated by the store. So it's not even like... Some of those bottles, like, have numbers on them themselves. That's like the branding thing. Um, but not all of them.

But the store itself, Nola sauce bar, hand rated every single bottle they sell. Sometimes even like, against bottles that have their own ratings. They're like, now, fuck that. This is what we give me. This one's even crazy. There was one I remember specifically.

I don't remember if it was up or down, like if they rated at higher or lower, but I just remember the contrast. But there was a rating of like a two or like a six and they're like two. Whoa. I was like, damn, you disagree. So all the ratings I have that will be on the bottles

are per Nola sauce bar. Yeah. So if you're watching this, that video is probably out, right? I would think we'd put that out this put that out Saturday. Right, right. So you can go back and watch that and watch us suffer. I think it's Royale Street. How did, um, how did Jordan do it do fine? How are you feeling about it right now? I think Jordan's going to do fine. Um, it's just a bite. I'm definitely going to push through and try to do all of them. Of course. I think I'm going to. I think I'm going to. Um, I think I'm going to. Um, I think I'm going to. Um, I think I'm going to. Um, even the hottest ones. Because there's what, 12, right? What's up? We got 12 of them?

I have nine and then we have three more. Three that somebody sent us. Yeah. Those I have no ratings. What I'll say is even all the ones I got, none of them are like, fuck you poison hot. Yeah. The whole idea was to just rip off hot ones.

And initially I was just gonna buy their sauce because they sell them now every season. You can just try to buy them. But that was back when Gracie was still here and I wanted Gracie to do the questions. Gracie hosts. Because I thought it'd be really funny. We just completely rip it off.

Sorry, we were driving by the Carabas and I thought it was close. It was a different building in between. Caraba's pretty good. In between the hot Ben, IHop. Ely Caraba. Yeah, yeah. Gracie's friend is keeping it going.

Yeah, the idea to do the hot ones rip off was fun and then Gracie moved. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And somehow it's like, well, what are we gonna do for these? Right, exactly. 100% heat. But they've got, like, specifically, you know, their big thing is the bomb, which is disgusting.

It's just like poison. It's supposed to be just acrid? Yeah, I've had it before. None of these are that. They're all like legitimate sauces. Oh! And they taste good. Yeah, like, like, made in a laboratory

to fuck you up? I think. I mean, that must be made in a lab, but like a, like a flavor lab. Nice. Like a good lab. So I don't think any of them are going to be as hot as like, none of them are like a top challenge hot. Okay.

They're like real hot sauce hot. Okay. So like I feel like even the hottest one, I would guess would only be like a six or a seven compared to like hot ones. Okay. But that's my assumption. And I think they'll get pretty hot. I don't think Jordan, they'll get hot.

But I don't think, like I think if Jordan did hot, Jordan did hot ones hot, he'd be dying. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, you see how those people react. Where do you think we're going to get any of those? They did DeKonan. I don't think, yeah.

Jordan, they did nothing. I don't think we're going to get any of that. Except maybe the crack balls. The crack balls are the things that scare me the most. I haven't, I haven't had those. Yeah. And they told me that was the hottest thing they sold in the store. That seems like a fuck you.

Yeah. Hot just to fuck kill you a hot. Yeah. I think I'm going to wear gloves while we do this. Definitely don't be touching your eyes or your pee. Yeah. after touching these. Oh yeah, you gotta be careful.

Big time careful. Yeah, touching your peepee. Both Nick and Eric. We were a contact today. We were contact. Yeah, we both said, oh my God, I'm wearing contacts. I didn't mean to do this today. Why did I do this to myself?

You still have time. Take them out. Throw them in the trash. Go ahead, take him out right now. Here. Jesus take the wheel. Well, Michael take the wheel. Michael take the wheel.

Michael! It's interchangeable. I think that it's good. I think it'll be fun. I think it's going to be fun. I think it'll be hot. They're getting good wings. Yeah.

Yeah, ordered a bunch of dry, 60 dry wings, ready to toss them. It's going to be good. It's going to be good. My name is Peter Parker, but I'm also Spider-Man. This Thursday,

we're faced with a threat. That can be anyone. The world may have forgotten Peter Parker. I'm just a neighbor, friendly neighbor. But he hasn't forgotten them. Sometimes Spider-Man has to do the hard thing. That's my responsibility.

Talk to Banner? I didn't know you could get that big. Spider-Man, brand-new day in theaters Thursday. What does your wife think about this, Jordan? I don't think I told her we were doing this. But this is it, but this is like, her avenue. Is it? She loves spicy.

Oh, really? She eats chicken. But not a chicken. Holy shit. I have to say that. Well, I really, I thought. Let's just be the one thing she would be? Oh, just making sure.

That means, that may be like a tricker. Well, yeah, they do that on Hot On Suit, right? They'll get like cauliflower bites. Yeah, I assume it's like a vegan thing when people do that, I don't know. I just figured this seemed like a thing that you would tell Holly and then Holly would like digging and be like. You still have time to tell it.

You text Holly, I'll text Bering. Yeah. No, you're not supposed to text them. Don't do it. I'll fucking do it. I'll fucking do it. Yeah, I'll let her know she can watch it. And I don't think she's gonna want to watch.

I just think she's, right by a horrible performance. I think she's just gonna be curious about how hot they all are. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like she's gonna do her own research about like the heats. I definitely told her about like the you go in a nulla sauce bar. Yeah, I mean it was last year. Because you had so much, yeah, information about it.

I was like, check what Michael's. I was worried that I deleted the note, not that I would ever do such thing, but I don't know. I couldn't find them. And I was like, oh my god. And then I realized it was last year. Yeah. I was like, oh shit.

It was like, wacking. Were you supposed to go a few years before that too? Yes. Yes, I didn't. I was gonna become a vamp. Yeah. That's right. Didn't become a vampire this time. I think because it was off-season. Yeah. Yeah. You went the wrong time of year. Did a ghost tour though. Well, that was and that was why I didn't eat the crack ball because I went to the sauce bar. I didn't plan on it. I was just walking down the street. It was like, oh shit. There it is. Yeah. And it was like maybe 30, 40 minutes before a ghost tour. Oh. So then I didn't want to eat the crack ball from the ghost store. I didn't know what would happen. Dude, I will say too, even just from that sauce alone, I was like a little drunk going in. Uh-huh. You could just walk. around drinking there it's great yeah it is um dude well because they had samples or

everything they had like those little ice cream spoons and you could try any sauce in the place oh yeah yeah yeah i started taking pictures because i was like it's next heaven yeah um dude i got hot fast and like oh my god i'm so sober yeah oh wow just eating a bunch of like it absorbed everything well first i was trying like just whatever and then i was like all right now i want to try some of the seven some of the eights but i ended up trying like three or four different like eights in a row and it built it built it wasn't just like an initial like whoa bazuga yeah i think that's what's going to get us if anything yeah i think it's just going to be the bill there's going to be like a relentlessness to it yeah yeah in fact that jordan you ever

hear about compounding interest this is compounding heat yeah yeah jordan jordan kept saying he's going to clean every bone yeah jordan jordan said if you have left of meat on that bone suck it here taking one bite of everything yeah it's about it and then two bites and then the bone was I was going to ask her, like, am I expected to clean every? No, I don't think so. No, I think the important thing I'm trying to say. I think I'm expecting Nick to. Yeah.

Not that he's expected to, but I expect he will. Oh, I see. I understand. Oh, like, Nick's like, no. Oh, oh, just my own gluttony. Mine is one. Double check poison. It could be.

Yeah. It could be. We don't know. We ended up getting. Home slice. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah. And got their wings.

Dude, those are good. They were small. It's so good. Nice little kit. What was the spice level of that? Hot. There was just like mild and hot. Yep.

There was like a plus hot. Nope. But they did tell us that hot is hot. It was what they said. Yeah, and it was. But it was hot. It was a joy of a hot. But he was like, no warning.

Yep. He did. It's hot. I'm like, it's homeslice stuff. Yeah. Like I think, I think that's an appropriate warning for the people that quarter. Oh yeah.

The white people. Yep. Yes. It's white people hot. I tried one. I think I eat the whole wing, but like. But just like, just like you're gonna do today. It wasn't, it was hot.

It was like near the limit of my. Okay. Dude, it's been forever since that these sauce. And it does, it does vary because, like, again, these actually have flavor to them. Right. Even the hottest ones, it's not just ow hot. You can taste the flavor.

I would guess ballparking. Like, that wing is probably close to like the fives. Okay. All right. Of these. Okay. Maybe six. That's not that.

Even if it's a four, that's great. Yeah. I can hand you to that. get you up to the three level. Yeah. Sure, I think Jordan will be fine. I think seven or eight, he'll be like, ooh. We ended up getting milk in blue cheese and popsicles.

I did forget to get blue cheese. Oh no. Well, I got, I got blue cheese with the order. Oh, okay. It's funny too, because I almost brought mine because I have an unopened bottle from the house. I'll bring it just the case and I forgot. But we also got beer that won't help us.

Yeah, is that how it was. That's what Nick. That's how it's pitch. Yeah. I got us a Voodoo Ranger pack. Nice. It won't help us, but it might help help us to forget.

I'm gonna try, I'm gonna go though, I will say, and this is anybody to do whatever, I don't care. I'm gonna go no sauce, like blue cheese on the first bite. Oh, yeah, I'll do that. You have to taste the- I wanna taste it without it. Exactly. You gotta know. Yeah. You gotta know.

He went right over- You want to clean your boat. I'm not gonna clean your bone. We went right over to Jordan. He said you gotta know and then whipped over to Jordan. I should have got some range, actually. Oh, I didn't. I mean, we have times.

We can do it after the show. It's true. I can just run out real quick and grab it. It certainly should not be a thing where we're like, oh, we should have got this. Yeah, we're kind of doing a whole to do. It's just annoying because I was literally at the table. Yeah, we know.

We know. And I'm sure you've got some in five below. It does suck. It does suck. It does suck. It must be a lot of ranch. Very cold ranch. Five below.

Ooh. Ranch sickles. Do you think ranch or blue cheese would help you more with the heat? Oh, interesting question. I really don't know if there's a difference. I don't. Maybe a little bit. Maybe blue cheese just because it's like the dairy cheese. Not even that, just like the potency of the flavor.

Yeah, okay. I would probably say blue cheese is more likely that. But I just don't like it. Right. I'm boned. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that you didn't like it. I would have gotten a ranch for you.

You should have got ranched. I'm sorry. Why did you get ranch? Because I thought we were all blue cheese, boys. I didn't realize that Jordan. I'm just not very vocal about it. He's not. That's true.

I don't like ranch, but I play it. Cool. He's a Spice Mouse. He's a Ranch Mouser too. Wow, a Ranch Mouser? Yeah, he's a Ranch Mouser. He's down there eating a three heat with a squeak, squeak. So if you like any of this that we're talking about, go back and watch that video.

As you can see, like this is what we're focused on today. Yeah, this is, go ahead, gun it, slam it. It's at the fourth run of our, fourth front of our thoughts. Fourth wing? Fourth place. Dragon. Fuckers. Did you see that Taylor Farms is exonerated, guys?

I don't know who that is. What? Yeah. They had a... They did nothing wrong. They had the bag lettuce that was giving everyone explosive diarrhea. But then they paid Trump a bunch of money and then they said... Oh, really?

Yeah. And then the FDA said, don't worry about it. That's good. Yeah. That's good news. So that people didn't have diarrhea? Yeah. No, and they were totally fine.

And they were totally fine. And all people were good. And we just bagged it up. I mean like shredded in a lot. bag? It doesn't have to be shredded. It's just like whole leaf whatever, but like, there's like pre-made like salad kit. Okay, so I'm saying. So bag is different than like a wrapped head. They were attacking the reflecting pool. Yeah. And then that's, well, that's the, the Olympians are. Yeah. And then they said that those things are hard to find out the origins of.

Yeah. And then unfortunately they tore, yeah, when they tore up the reflecting pool, they also tore up the evidence. So we'll never get to the bottom of what happened. It's very, it's very shallow. It's like a foot or something. I think it's pretty easy. But we will be keeping those off the shelves for Just a little bit. Just for no reason. Yeah, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Kiss the ring.

Suck it dick. Sean and Garrett, I think, found out in real time, and they were both upset because they both, like the guys were Mega-S64, they both liked the bag lettuce and... That was weird. And then Garrett said that... Garrett said that he had three in his fridge

and he's just going to, like, roll the dice on it. Yeah, that's smart. Yeah. I mean, he paid for him. I mean, you could... You could microwave. I believe. Yeah, I get heat them up and then cool it back down.

Hot salad. I don't know. There's a lot of work to go through. You can grill it. You just said it's fine. So. Well, the government. The president said it's okay.

Exactly. And he knows everything. That's what I've been told. I'm not worried. No, I don't care. Now, you think Nick is being on this. There might be a clear alert out on the all. Yeah, all clear.

Yeah, all clear. Oh, he's fine. Great. We found out that, uh, We found out that clear alert is for adults, like the way in amber alerts for children and silver alert is for like the elderly. A clear alert is for people 18 to 64.

What a gap. Everyone in between. Yeah, like I read it and it was like, it's meant to close the gap between children and seniors. Close the gap. And I go, that's a pretty large gap. That's a chasm.

Most people alive. Yeah. Crazy. 42 year old is missing. That's so weird, right? How'd you make it this far, man? What the hell? They're crazy.

Look. It's probably people just like, the phone died mostly. Right. Yeah. I think it's all clear because odds are they're not missing. Clearly their phone's dead. Yeah. Have you considered they don't like you? Clearly they're at moving. They're on a roller coaster right now.

They must be missing. They probably did it. The authorities. It's the only explanation. You can't even know the reason why they wouldn't take my calls. Out of pocket, never. Patrick wouldn't say that. Patrick Salazar, like, I'm out of pocket on Tuesday from like two to four or whatever.

And I'm like, I don't think that's what that phrase means. So it is what that phrase used to mean. Oh, really? Because I, like, I don't know that. I've never heard that phrase before. Evan Smith. Car behind me, cut off the person. Oh, that's fine.

Yeah, they were pissed. The show I used to work on PBS, the host, he would say that a lot too. You fucking what? When? He was not doing our show. He would use that phrase. I'm just like, that's not what it means anymore. That's not what it means, no.

It's just changed over time. Yeah. Like, acting out of pocket is now, like, going crazy. Yeah, you're like going nuts. Yeah, yeah. So every time he would say it, he's like, I'm going fucking insane for two hours. Yeah, right. Yeah.

I've scheduled it out. Ah! I think he said it. It was like either Cat or Gracie went to me and they went like, is he like okay? Did they really? Yeah. That's awesome.

There's no way that Gracie knew what any of it. No, absolutely. It had to be cats. There's no way Gracie was like. He was like, he's using this phrase wrong. Yeah, definitely what it is. She'd come over and go, yeah, go off. She'd be like, what's a pocket?

Who is that? Can I come? Will I be out of, what did you say? Two. Getting half the phrase. I'm excited for this, the chicken wings, because they're good chicken wings. And we haven't done a Discord stream in a while.

Yeah. I always like them. If the audio fucks up at the nonsense. People are gonna be real riled up. You know it's gonna. You know it's gonna, baby. Eric's gonna get real stressed because we're gonna, he's gonna be mad,

we're not sitting down in time. We'll start it. We can sit down for the audio, not to work for five minutes. We'll start it 10 minutes early so that we can troubleshoot for 10 minutes and then we'll start right on time. Oh, if we do that, there won't be an issue. What's going on here?

What's going on here? What's this truck doing? Park. Oh my God. Park right here. Too many rats. What is that? Yeah, he's creeping.

He's going. Oh, he stopped. Oh, shit, the fuck out of here. Wow. There's a go. Cars driving around. I wonder if a mic's picked that up. What sucks about that.

He's heard. That and Eric running over whatever that was. And his blinkers went on or his hazards. What the fuck was that? I don't know. I didn't even see any. It's not there anymore, though. He's cruising, bro.

It's inside. Here comes another one. Wee. They're doing so much construction on like a neighborhood. Yeah. And the street is so narrow and uneven. Yeah. It's so bad to drive on.

And there's so. So many trucks on it. This just, this used to be a dump. And then they built homes on top of it. Like that. Sleep well. Everything east of I-35 has a real foundation problem. Because the ground is just so crazy.

It just continues to move. It's so goddamn bumpy. Yeah. The ups and downs on these streets are crazy. Dude, that one street, there's a street that it reminds me of. Name it. CLA.

What is, what? That's a UPS? No, all over the fucking ground. Oh, what is that? I can't. There's like shattered car. These babies? Oh.

Michael, have you been driving through here recently? Nope, not me. I got all four tires, baby. Look, come on. Right there. We don't even have to bring any food inside. Wow. I forgot that we ate it.

Yeah, and good thing, we went light too. We only had a half a sandwich each. Yeah, it was a good call. Saving ourselves. There was a thousand calories for the whole thing. You didn't want that? Tommy saved. Fuck, no.

I didn't. I'm gonna be out of pocket saving myself. Oh, no. Sorry, I'm out of pocket. I guess I'd never consider that that phrase had changed. That's like an old man phrase too. Yeah, like just... I'm not even if you're using it right or not.

It's always funny when it's just like... Totally different. Right. Like you shouldn't be saying that to people. I thought these paper towels were an animal. Just now or... Yeah. I don't know.

I just caught a glance of it and I went, we have a dog. What animal would this be? We have a dog. Like a dog, huh? I don't know. I thought that's what it was. I thought it was a sitting dow. Dau.

We got all the acuchamons here. Yep. You shake them up. You can toss some. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gonna be good. So go back and watch it if you're watching this now. Oh.

That's what I'm thinking. Okay. It'll be easier to shake them. Are you worried about sauce contamination? We'll do the low levels together and then we'll get to the higher levels, you know. Yeah. We'll rotate. It's figured out.

Get some paper towels. I took them all down. I don't know if we're going to use them all. Yep. Find out how we do with the hot sauces. Watch that. I guess the stupid episode. Oh, yeah, we got to do the episode about...

This is because Nick's going to get messy. Yeah. Oh, for me, thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Win Waker. Thank you. Oh.

Splo. Spoooo. Caboos. Sploose. Thank you. Thank you. What's wrong? You were playing a fucking video game before?

Somebody edit that just into the... Zand, get to work. Yeah. All right. We'll see you next time. Oh, yeah, yeah. They just got a gossip. I'm not insulted.