100% Eat - We Got McDuped %% Mcdonald's Buffalo Ranch & McRib

Episode Date: November 18, 2025

Our Heroes attempt to get the McDonald's Buffalo Ranch menu and they get buffalo, which is different. Ask Nick. He'll tell you. He'll scream about it. The whole time. But fear not, we got the McRib. Did this used to be better? McDonald's might be going the way of Wendy's? Much to discuss. Our Heroes will be doing a Streamily signing Wednesday November 19, 2025 at 5pm CT so check out https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Grab a hoodie and a shirt because its cool out now? https://100percenteat.store Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get up to 4 extra months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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If you smoke, quit. If you don't quit, change. Visit unsmoke.ca. Welcome to 100% eat the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. Nick's ready. I am too. I'm your host Michael Jones. I'll next time Mike goes. Jordan swears Jordan, how are you? I'm scrambling. I'm caught off guard. I'm caught off guard. I was I was also not ready. I was lulled into a false sense of security. I'll give Nick a little credit there. He asked if I was ready. Eric clearly wasn't ready. He said he was looking at me. He's still not ready. He's still not ready. I looked at Nick and I went do it. Go start it. And says I didn't see any of that. With. With. With. With Gleabound, Nick started the music. Classic peer permission, Nick. Peer permission.

And you know what? I'm glad we didn't talk about that on the ride-along for once. It's not a thing we're going to talk about on the show that we already talked about in the ride-along. We didn't talk about his peer permission. Classic Us fashion where we record things out of order and then things that we were to talk about and then happen again. Yeah, we refused to not talk about it even though we already talked about and they're going to see it. But I want to talk about it again. I want to talk about it right now.

I also knew this guy would be ready. By the time that I was done, this guy would be ready. Didn't have to call attention to it. He ruined it. Eric, you want to know what you missed? Hey, we started. We're good. Oh.

It's a quieter version today. Oh, good. Thanks for me. A little lower. I couldn't find the, uh, the cuck chair picture that I wanted to. He was looking at, he was, but I texted it to you. Did you check your hidden folder? Yeah.

That's where, that's where it went. You might not have wanted someone to see it. That's where I went. I shorted myself like McDonald's shorted us. He, uh, Nick, Nick didn't move the chair again. Oh, yeah, well. While we were at McDonald's on the way there, Which, by the way!

Yeah. We're reviewing McDonald's Buffalo Ranch menu. Or are we? Yeah, I'm not sure what we're reviewing, to be honest. On the way there, Nick got the app. Yeah, that's right. He had it. He was showing me the numbers in the car.

He was ready to go. He was death gripping it too. He's like, I'm making sure, I'm making sure. And then we went, we were right. You had it last time, though, and it didn't work. Yeah, it wasn't the problem last time. So we also went to the same McDonald's. We went to the same McDonald's.

They're forever on. There's no good choice for McDonald's in our area. It's either in the part of, like, that road that's impossible to, like, get in and out of, like, where the, the Taco Bell is. And then you're stuck at that light forever and the grackles are swarming. They're swarming. Or the flies. Or the flies today. Holy shit.

There were so many flies inside that fucking McDonald's, dude. Flies in the McDonald's. No, no smores in the McDonald's. No fucking smores. So we got there. We walk in. Nick has his shit fucking ready. Yeah, he did.

He did. He puts in the coat. It worked. Getting it ready, boom, here we go. Cool. We start ordering the menu, boom, we get four of these and four of those, and four of these. McDonald's is reeling with how many things we're putting in a row. You're like, uh-oh, slow them down.

Yeah. Don't they know McMillians is over? The one behind the counter was like, stop! Sir, stop! No more! So we order all the food, and I go to cart to like, all right, let's check it out and make sure we're good. And then Michael goes, uh, Nick, do you want anything? And Nick's like, no.

No, I didn't have, no, no, you asked first. No, you asked first. Well, as usual, Eric asked anybody want anything else. And then I was like, make sure you ask Nick. You really doubled on the last episode of you guys want anything. And Jordan's like specifically asked Nick. I'm not doing that. No.

That counts. No, it's, you passed it to Jordan. And Jordan passed to the Nick. Yeah. That counts. They have that. Okay. That counts.

The man still said no. And then you were like, okay, here we go. And I went, no, no, no. Yeah. Go back. Go back. You were like, are you sure? Stop.

Look at these sweets. And I went, ooh. Let's check the sweets. Don't you want a treat? Yeah, because it says like sweets and treats. And Nick's going, no, I don't want a treat. I don't want anything. No.

And then Michael goes, well, ooh, smores McFlurry. And I went, I'm getting one. And are you getting one? Hmm. Yeah, that sounds pretty good. And then there was a minute. All right, fucking give me one. No hesitation.

I'll get one. Give me two. And then Michael ordered four. Right. You don't ask for it. No. Right. I'm not going to get three.

And then they didn't happen. And then the lady came out a couple minutes later. We don't have that. Yeah, we're out of the smores. Yeah, what do you want instead? It's like, well, I guess we'll get Oreo. But that's fine. At least it's the only thing they got fucked up, the whole order.

Yeah, the only thing. So we ordered the Buffalo Ranch menu, which is the Buffalo chicken sandwich. Right. The Buffalo snack wrap. And then the crispy chicken strips with the Buffalo Ranch sauce. Wow. What a great lineup of things that are going to have Buffalo Ranch sauce. And that's the important thing is Buffalo Ranch.

Normal menu items. It's just pairing it with a new Rant... Buffalo Ranch sauce that they don't normally have. It's a very saucy episode. That's the whole thing. That's what makes it the Buffalo Ranch chicken sandwich is the Buffalo Ranch

and you pay extra. He keeps screaming, we pay for it, we paid for it, we paid for it. He keeps screaming that. That's the deal. That's the deal. I give you money you get you guys out. Bob Barker like pulls on the microphone wire. That's the deal.

He's pulling the wire. Bob Barker's trying to move the show along and Nick is grabbing it and I paid for it and I paid for it. One dollar. Give me a fit ass microphone. One dollar, Drew. This can't sound good.

It's barely over. So we get after some waiting, it takes a little while. Not as long as last time. No, it was not half an hour. We got way more food this time. During the lunch rush, I don't know.

There's nobody in there. He doesn't know. He doesn't know. We order the food. We get it. And Nick keeps crowing about and this better be the right stuff. We better have.

this. Yeah, it was you. You were talking about, like, you had... He's done this before. You had gotten, like, rug pulled. Yeah. By your... He got hot to a crypto rug pulled Buffalo ranch sauce style. I'm gonna go to band. She has no idea what the fuck any of it is. I'm logging on. Just like hope your money comes back or whatever. Permanently.

Well, I'm pretty tired. So, we make our way to the car. A guy asks us what the name of our show is. Because he saw us taking a picture. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we let him know. So, hey, if you're the McDonald's guy, shouts out to you.

Yeah, first episode, I hope you enjoy it. Jordan thought you were an insane man mumbling to himself, but you weren't. You were kind of mumbling at us. You're our number one fan. Still was. Yeah. Yeah, the jury's still out on an insane person.

And then, as we got in the car, we're all getting situated. Nick is still screaming about the sauce. He gets yelling. He kept yelling, we paid for it. We paid for it. In the parking lot, in the car. We paid for it.

That's the deal. They're screwing us. We paid for it. We're getting in the car. We're buckling up and getting ready. And a guy, 50 feet in front of us is getting full on arrested by two sheriffs. They were handcuffing him and putting him in the car. So maybe at the beginning of the ride along, you get to see we're like accessories to something.

Or we have evidence. I think he had the Buffalo Ranch Maybe he was stealing it Oh he's the guy He's the mother fucking guy Lock him up Lock him up Take away his rap

Take away his rap He's been watching a lot of the closer Nick is all about Getting your rights taken away You're not you're not getting taken away You're waving then You're waving your rats You gotta wave your wraps

If you wave your wraps If you have nothing to hide I'm pretty tired Search your house Let them in. Like vampires. If a vampire has to come in and you have nothing to hide, let him in. I don't have any blood in me.

Also wear your special The Vampire Diaries like Magic Ring and they can't kill you. Unless they chop your fingers off and then kill you. Because then you can't put it on. You just have nubs. Well, then you're dead. Oh, then you're left hand. You're not wearing it anymore. Just like casino.

We were watching casino before we left. We watched the part where the guy gets his hand smashed with the hammer. Yeah, it was on Tooby. Dude, Tubey's got the hits, man. We got to get on Tooby. You know what we got to do first? You know what we got to do first? No problem.

The Joe Rogan of Tooby? We got to get Buffalo Ranch. No. Okay. You know what we got to do first? Get on Spotify. Oh, we are on Spotify. Ah, but like our, like our message.

What message? The one you wanted to record. Oh, yeah. He wanted it. Yeah. Michael wants to record it. Do you want to do it right now? If you want to do it in the episode?

Is that what we're trying to do? Okay. We should. And that's not what I was trying to do. Trying to do it's trying to point out the thing he mentioned. What are you talking about? Yeah. Shouldn't it be vertical?

Shouldn't you shut the hell up? Just everyone turn this way. Oh, well, you just, I don't have to turn anyway. I'm in the middle. Right, but it's vertical. Right. Okay, there we go. Right, so this is going to get chopped off.

So when you do Spotify rap, it tells you like your top people listen to. Spotify generously invited us to record a message for our top Spotify listener. And only us. And only us. I think we're the only ones. Yeah. We're the only ones with enough listeners. So Eric earlier today said we should record one and then forgot. No, no, no. I didn't forget.

It's we do it when we're done here. I didn't say do it now. It just seems like a thing you really wanted to do now. What are you talking about? It just seems like a thing you really wanted to do now. Well, it's the thing we're doing now. Hi, wow. This is your Spotify rap.

Unbelievable. And you did it. You're dumb enough to have listened to us the most. Fantastic. You are in the top 1%. Top 1%. You are a 1%. Congratulations.

You're going to get tax. Zornem on Bonnie is going to tax. acts you like crazy. Congratulations. Is that in the wrap? Leave Grovedale while you can. Thanks for listening. Thanks for listening throughout the year.

But if you don't do it next year, it all meant nothing. And we'll know. We have a list. We'll know. We'll know. Spotify lets us know who fell off and we'll find you and we'll come for you. We're going to put you back on. There's a secret message that when assembled throughout the years, only you can

become. We're going to tell Nick that you took his buffalo ranch sauce. Oh, no. And then just let him run. Yep. He's looking it up. I don't know what. he's looking up. He's looking up the list. Thanks for

listening. We'll see you next year. Was this too long? We don't know. That was perfect. And now even if you didn't listen to us on Spotify, you saw the message you're going to see. Yeah. I know. Yeah, but that's good because now the people who get it, they know they are the one percenters. Right. Right. They know.

Well, no, they got the real one. Yeah, that's right. The one we're going to record after this. Everyone else got to see what the one percenters felt, but it's not for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One day, one day you are, right now you're just an embarrassed one percenter. One day you'll be there where you truly belong. Right. Right at the top.

And you'll get taxed again just in time. I can't catch a break. I hope you enjoy your free bus ride, idiot. We were talking. I'm so mad at this free bus. We were talking about the mayoral race and we came up with the name Zordon for Zoron. And I went, wow, we never thought about that. I think we have thought about it because I remember a ride along talking about Zoron.

It was like near the end And I said Zoron Mamdani's name And Michael just goes Yeah, Zordon Oh man I did I just don't If funny or die was still around

We'd be Oh dude That was old spice would be fucking Sponsoring the fuck out of this video Before I fell into the Zordon hole though I've been Zordon holing in the last week I was telling you I admit the actual Zordon

Nothing was like oh this is new Nothing's more satisfying than watching Everything after the results All the debates All of like this smear campaigns and everything And all of the resistance To something that is like now inevitable and futile Yeah

It's pretty good My favorite part is all the people Donating money Get ready for the collapse motherfuckers Andrew Cuomo More money than they would have been taxed Incredible incredible Also how are you looking at Cuomo going

I think my guy right there Fucking wild Yeah he lost once He's got to win the second time though Cool Sounds good Sounds really good Smart

Sounds smart McDonald's has Maybe had some stumbling blocks for us We've been giving them A lot of opportunities recently Like throughout like Not just like Throughout the show

Like the last few weeks Yeah And they've been really like Not repaying us Really falling apart I'm eating this McRib though Yeah You are

This is the day We're recording this Is the first day That you can get the McRib Oh thank God it's back Nick is Well, that's the next review Nick is mumbling in the corner

He's so mad about this buffalo No one else has this problem Everybody else has tried the sauce I haven't tried the sauce Me neither I'd love to try the sauce We're not everyone else We're not everyone else

We're together here We are one We are high by We are the collective We are 100% eat We are We are a handful Can you leave a comment

Like on YouTube or Spotify or whatever? Is this socialism? Yeah, let us know if you tried the sauce And if you haven't, you're one of us, I guess. Right. You're part of the collective week. Yeah, I don't know. Either way, Nick has tried to have this before

And got sauce screwed. Yeah! And now here we are sauce screwed again. And we were joking about how this was going to happen while we were at the restaurant. And then that's... Oh, yeah, that's where we left off. Yeah.

It happened to Nick and now it happened to us. And we were like, they put, like, the wrong one on or, oh, we're not going to get it. And then we got out there. And that's exactly what happened. I'm starting to think they just haven't, like, giving it out to the restaurants. I think they ran out already because it's been out for a little bit. Yeah. But, like, McDonald's should know better.

They should know better, but they don't. They don't. They should. Doesn't mean they do. Yeah. But they've had so many problems with sauces in the past. Yeah. Like, remember?

I think it's like, I think they're like, it's a good problem to have. They couldn't do with a straight face. Remember when they brought back the, the Sejuan sauce? Oh, yeah. Rick and Morty fans, the assaulted McDonald's? Yeah. Like, they should have learned.

Man, supplying the man, dude. Now Nick's going to get them. Nick's going to go Rick and Morty, wubble of a dub on him, dude. He's can go crazy. I'm Pickle Nick. All right. All right.

Zan, get Photoshopping. Hey, you're gonna want to get on the Discord for this one. I think you're gonna see some stuff. Where's the sauce? Okay, what's that? I have never watched the show. Oh, geez, Ronald McDonald. That was Zordon.

So you took it. I've never seen the show, so I took a stab at an impression. Rangers. Got the Buffalo Ranch. Duna-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I sort of. Go, go, power rangers. Oh, my God.

Dude. Where is it? But McDonald's falling apart. I just don't know. Like, does it feel like they have more limited stuff in, like, the last two years and they had in, like, the last, like, five? Defined limited. Because I don't, I don't count sauce as limited.

Okay. But they've been doing, like, the new McFlurries. That'll give them. They didn't have it. And then they were doing the adult happy meal McDonald's stuff. Oh, yeah. And then they were doing. the uh

the shakes because with that McDonald's stuff they've been taking bigger swings with stuff than I remember them like they always had weird stuff here and they had like weird shaker salads like they've done weird stuff like the monkalicious shake it was monkalicious what's that guy doing these days

I just saw nothing I saw him at a TikTok where he was in Japan are you talking about Tony Shaloo? Yeah he's he's on CNN Yeah, he was doing a travel show. It's called Tony and $10, and he spends $10 in whatever city he's in getting food. Yeah. It's not enough money to spend.

He gets a snack. He gets a snack. Yeah. He got Taiaki in Tokyo, and he was like, oh, it's good. He gets a snack and then like a vending machine drink, and he goes, $10 is all you need. And it's like, I don't know about this one, monk. He was actually phenomenal in his character in The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. He plays her dad, and he's so good.

in that. Tony Shloops your right actor. He's in wings. Cars? Seeing cars? I don't like the premise of cars still. He's the French guy. That doesn't make any sense. Italian guy. Yeah, it really doesn't. He's Italian and French. I have a dual citizenship.

It looks the same to me. We, Mama Mia. New York is not a place for immigrants. Unless you're born and raised. It sucks. I can't believe so many people will move there for the tax breaks and now what are they going to do? They're going to have to leave.

All those tax breaks gone to waste. Don't understand. I want to pay for the buff. Hey, Curtis Leewa. Keep the hat on. You're a handsome man with or without the hat, I say. So keep it going. Do we know why he wears that hat? Yeah, he was in the... No, he like co-created the...

The Guardian Angels. Okay. The people that they wear the... And the red hat. And they're like, we're going to be the patrol... We're going to patrol the neighborhood. In the 70s, they would like patrol like... place of the police.

Yeah. We're gonna make sure all. We're gonna make sure all the black people are staying in line. Hey, hey, that's exactly what it was. It was like. They showed up in one of the games in warriors per chance.

Dude, it was like him doing that and like he spoofed on sunny like season three. Oh yeah. When Tennessee went to the ghetto and they had little bats. It was like a whole thing. It was like a really big deal. But it was just like

Curtis Slewa-esque guys on the subway going, I've seen a picture of like the gang all together in their hats. What a wacky. He started that movement. Yeah. Thank God. Yep.

And then he decided to run for the mayor of New York. Several times. And they kept going, get it here. He run the last election too, I think. Hey, Slewa, get it. You're in the debate too. Come on in. Dude.

Every question's for me, right? Dude. Dude, he got like 10% of the questions. because they knew nobody was voting for him, but they had to ask him questions. But it would be like they would skip over him constantly and be like, can I answer, can I answer, or you get real confused and start answering someone else's question.

Or answer the question that wasn't asked. Nobody's letting me talk. This isn't how it is at home, where I always talk. Every time he'd do a thing to my cats. Mom Donnie would say something to counter something Cuomo would say, and Cuomo would start like ranting and raving. And Mom, Donnie would just sit there and be like this.

And every time sleep all, I'd be like, like two boys in the schoolyard. Yeah, you're like schoolyard boys. Here in Bickering, you'll have the engineer and the apprentice. I just kept saying that. I just kept saying that. And the engineer and the apprentice. And Curtis is the guardian angels.

I'll gauge you. Yeah, that's wearing a red beret everywhere he goes in New York City. Normal style. They keep trying to buy me. You can't buy Curtis Lima. They stabbed me, I'm still here Awesome Hell yeah, that's the fucking guy

This is the new Communist 100% Yay Can we get like a hammer and sickle? Yeah, we'll put it right up here Is that communism? Yeah, that's what I voted for Illegally. Yeah

We all went there and we all voted I voted that shit out of it. New Jersey's not a borough? I just wrote you guys not when it was like vote on like prop Q I just wrote, and Mom Donnie. And I wrote Curtis Sliwa and then I sent it away. I said, that's the guy from movie.

It was a big. I'm kidding. Last thing about New York City. Still a city I've never been to. But I think it's hilarious that Staten Island voted overwhelmingly for Andrew Cuomo. Of course they did. Kick them out. They're a barely part.

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I don't think... Zorn? If there's anything else we can learn. Ah! So you're thinking. Our last McDonald's episode was on July 29th, 20205, where we ate the returning snack wraps receives an ad rating of 65.5.

Pretty average those snack wraps. Yep, we had another one today. Did we get the McRib? We were gonna wait to get the McRib, but we thought we could get it today if we didn't, sauce monkey is going ape, but if we did, he is also going ape, but good. No, no, sorry.

I did. Different ape. No, Stradmas Smith, that one. I didn't foresee this particular set of circumstances being the situation we would find ourselves in. I hope not. Well, we still found ourselves here. Let me rewind us real quick to us in the restaurant talking about like looking forward to the sauce and how exciting it is for Nick, somebody who loves sauce, as we all know.

It's like, wow, what a, what a sauce heavy episode. It's a very saucy episode. This is a very Nick episode. He's going to be real slick today. Yeah. Nothing worked out for him. I suggested Nick should sit in my spot because he's going to have so much to say. And Michael said no immediately.

It was like the words didn't even really fully leave your mouth. that Michael was going, I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. Because I knew what would happen. Don't worry. Unlike Eric.

Don't worry. Don't worry. He's got plenty of say over there. Every time McDonald's brings back the McRib, Bitcoin begins to trade higher. In some cases, almost doubling its value

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but doesn't say anything. If you need to invest for real, consider mingus coin mingus coin you're either mingus or against this i think that's a great slogas for mingus coin going we got to get so here's what here's my plan for mingus coin so real quick somebody at the discord had a mingus license plate yes oh dude that was crazy did you see that you think they already had it or they did got it they said they had it before and they said imagine my surprise listening to this episode you guys just keep saying mingis awesome And that's the ground floor on Mingus.

So Mingus coin, we start. I don't know how it works. I don't know how to do it. We start it. We rug, pull-hawk to a style. I'm going to bed. And then Jordan goes to bed. And then Jordan goes to bed.

Eric stays with the... Eric stays with the investors, explains what's going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I say we just sell a Mingus coin. Like an actual Mingus coin. I feel like that's what we know. Uh-huh. We know the Mingus.

We did it with the cat coin. We did. Except we didn't make any money off of it. But now. We could cash the fuck in. I'd say Mingus coin, $100. Wow, $100 Mingus coin. And it's only going to go up and value the Mingus coin.

$200? Wow. Maybe $250. How much would you pay for the Mingus coin? You're either Mingus or against us. You could get it on the ground floor of us selling a coin that says mingus on it. We don't know any of the other details. We just get quarters and scratch Mingis and do it.

Yeah, dude. This is not a bad idea. On the back, it's a commemorative coin for Barack Obama's second term. Baramo combo is going to be on the Mingus coin? Third term. Oh, hell, yeah. Hey. But then we have to scratch on this Mingus is not legal tender.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If we do it on pennies, everyone's getting rid of pennies anyway. That's true, they're out of circulation. They're already useless. McDonald's recently had to start rounding up people paying paying cash. Yep. Because they don't have enough pennies. Wow.

Unbelievable. Mingus. In an effort to cut weight. times in half, UK McDonald's is rolling out tracking software on its app so after you order, the app knows where you are and your order is started when you're within a certain distance of the restaurant. We actually

refuse to give McDonald's our data so you can find us really enjoying the interior of a McDonald's for 35 minutes if you subscribe to the Patreon and watching the Michael Jordan podcast where we go to get more monopoly pieces and get scum fucked by grimace instead. That's patreon.com

slash 100% eat. And that's a fact. And we keep going to the same McDonald's and they keep scum-fucking us. Chick-fil-A does that. That's how Chick-fil-A does their mobile orders. Is that right? They start making it. Wow.

I figure you don't even have to opt into that in the UK. They have CCTV everywhere. Yeah, yeah. They just know. Police stay. They face track you and let you know. It's like slow horses. They got the rejects monitoring people going.

Oh, there he comes to the McDonald's. Soron can monitor me anywhere. I'm too good for them. my grandfather's an agent what do I give a shit and then it's Gary Alden going yo fucking tell McDonald's when they're

coming or else get the fuck out this is a good idea this is a good idea it's slow horses I just want when I order McDonald's and I get close to the restaurant not there but I get close I want to receive a text message

from Zordon Mondami go on saying, rangers, your food is almost ready. Oh, then and only then will I vote for him for King of New York. King of America. Rangers. The commander should name the new stadium. Like, it's such an A to C thing.

I love it. That's like so my shit. I like skip it, skip the middle part. Zorda on my bonnie. you rangers. He might do it, too. He might do it too. The guys got his finger on the polls.

Yeah, no, he knows what the kids are into. He's younger than us. He's younger than me. He's five years younger than me. Oh, man. And that makes me angry. Yeah. I only want people 40 years or older.

That's 40, 4 and 0. Years are older than me running this government. Yeah, you got to be at least like 70 to get out there. I want to make sure they have my dead father's interest in mind. And they're continuing to create and maintain his America with dead people. 50 year mortgage.

50 year mortgage. Finally. You can have a house. Did you think 30 years was inescapable? Did you think even I would never own this after 30 years? You think no more. Yeah.

50. You have 50 years to give the bank. Did you think, man, I really want a house but I don't want to pay $500,000 in interest on top of my 400,000. $700,000 house. How about $700,000?

Yeah, now I can pay $1.4 million for my house. Perfect. You're welcome. This is great. Is there a way we get Nancy Pelosi? I know she's retiring, but is she can run for president? Is there a way we get her there?

That's probably why she's retiring. She's finally of age. I want her to like take a knee and raise a fist again. That was pretty cool. Damn, dude. Yeah. Final last fact for McDonald's. In October of this year, that's 2025, a 72-year-old McDonald's work or

a president. Filed suit. Well, not yet. He's got a couple more years. Give a couple years. A 72-year-old McDonald's work of filed suit claiming age discrimination and wrongful termination after more than four decades on the job. Paul Rice spent 45 years in franchise and corporate roles for the company, claiming the company let him go, not for performance, but because of his age. Not a bad idea on McDonald's part to get some young blood in there. Really, all you need to do is let this one drag out wait for God's plan to take effect.

If they don't want to wait, we know one special. special hit monkey, though, get the job done. Need it to be discreet, no problem. He can nudge this geyser off a curve and watch him turn to dust when he hits the pavement. Grimmis is next, purple bitch. Where's my sauce, purple bitch?

Dude, Grimmis just rubbing him in the crosshairs. He's just rubbing Buffalo Ranch. Oh, he's turning to orange, Nick. He's so orange. He's so orange. He's finally Waterberg. That's how he quits.

He dumps all the Buffalo Ranch on himself. He goes, I'm going to Waterburger. Do you think George R.R. Martin is short for grimace. Yeah. Whoa. Plain sight. Where's the next book, asshole? Put down the Buffalo Ranch and pick up a pen, you piece of shit.

Plain sight. Plainsight is fucking nuts. George R. Martin is grimace hiding in planes. He gave you all the clues. Nick, Nick opens the door, and it's him putting on... It's George R. Martin putting on the grist mask, and he kicks it over. I knew. I'm caught in the act

I'll never finish the book I don't give a fuck give me the buffalo Reds the time of bitch I don't care about the book the sauce monkey and Curtis Sleepwalk beating up George R. Grimmis with a little bat they told have little red berets

oh hey they gotta have those red berets on Amazon right it's Nick just beating him going is this right and then sleepwalk just goes he ain't white Trump Trump tweets that the sauce

Monkees more handsome without the bray. That sauce monkey, you should take that hat off. Dude, put the sauce monkey in a military uniform, put him in front of Trump. It'll be in the cabinet. Trump would go up and salute the sauce monkey. We put him in the Air Force uniform.

It's holding a flight helmet that doesn't fit over. You're the new White House Chief of Fast Food, which they probably have. Yeah. I mean, yeah. I mean, as much as as he loves McDonald's, yeah. It used to be They rebranded agriculture. And now it's just...

Fast food. Yeah, Minister of Fast food. Now it's Agro Culture. That's all Nick. I was going to say, if we want to get Nick one of those Curtis Lewa hats, but we can't find it on Amazon. Maybe we just sign Nick up for the Guardian Angels. Oh, wow.

Nick and Patrol Cat Metro. Well, they're going to need more than ever. Once this communist starts communizing New York. I hope you enjoy your new mosques. Yeah. Me too. I think that's great. Yeah.

Yeah. And that... I think so. And that... And that summarizes Andrew Cuomo's campaign. His whole campaign, his whole campaign was that. Yeah, right. It was...

It's that end. It got thrown out. That investigation found nothing. He's not a creep. He's just a talian. The investigation found nothing. man, holy shit. I resigned over nothing.

Well, just so you guys know, we did not get the Buffalo Ranch on anything, I don't think. Yeah, they just give a spicy buffalo, which they always have. Yeah, we did inspect like every piece, but it's not like they were like, well, we'll hold some on. We'll hold on to some of it. But, but Jordan had a great idea. We have all this spicy buffalo. Nick, why don't we make a buffalo writ before the words were out of your mouth? He was on.

There was a smoke outline of Nick as he shot down the stairs to go get ranch. And I'm so dumb, I was talking to him still. He was outlined up against the wall like Hiroshima. Like his shape got blasted. Jesus Christ. That one really took a step. Holy shit. I just keep watching New York.

But then Nick came back with two different ranches, neither McDonald's. and started mixing ranch with Buffalo by dumping a bunch of the ranch out onto a bag? Who's making a room? You had to make a room in the container. You said you're going about this in the way I did not think you would. No.

It's too full otherwise. What are you eating? It's too full. Candy. Okay. I'm eating some fucking candy. Mine your own business. Sorry.

You want some? I'm good. Do you want some? No, I don't think so. We're doing a podcast. Do you want some? Jingle, jangle, jangle, jangle. Oh, what a coincidence.

What are the odds? Hmm. Oh, that reminds me. Gavin was here the other day. Uh-huh. We did a signing from here. Oh, yeah, regulation. We were filming here. And as I know that we keep talking about

Jesse in the room, whatever. I never really asked as I don't care. I'm sure you don't either. But I just assumed the regulation house was of similar quality. Gavin's like, we're in a shit hole. Dude. He's like, our house is a fucking piece of shit.

He's like, we're doing that guy a favor by renting it so he doesn't have to live there anymore. He kept saying how nice this was. And I just never thought, I just assumed, I just assumed you guys got a decent place as well. They never mentioned it. And he's like, oh, it's a piece of shit. So this just happened.

It got cold in Austin. And so we went to go record the break show. And so right before I got there, Jeff's like, hey, I turned on the heater. And I went, oh, why did you do that? And he went, oh, Emily said the same thing. And I went, is it bad? And he said, this whole house smells like rat piss. I walked into the house

It was over Like I stinging Overwhelming Which animal the piss comes from It was definitely rapid This is definitely rat The heat's off I turned the heat off

We were like opening windows It did not matter That made me feel so good It found that out The hardwood floors Are so soft Everywhere you walk They have good floors

Dude No if you dribble The ball will go all over The waterbed We have a pinball machine in one of like a side room and it shakes the whole time. It's like Earth Shaker.

And when it starts shaking the entire, like the to the foundation everything shakes. This, it's not. So you guys gonna stay there another year? Why? You moved it.

But why? Why didn't you move this to shitty place? Jeff was excited. Okay. I just, that shows doing pretty well. If we can afford this place. I know. That's what.

That was also my assumption. You know, it's funny. I know they're doing well. The rent there is probably higher than the rent here. Oh, absolutely. Yep. Uh-huh. It stinks like rats.

Sometimes you move something and like some of the baseball comes off and then you just see the wall crumble and you go, huh. So it's like our, it's like our last office level, but in a house. Yes. Gavin hung up something on the wall. It's a real air. It's going to buy a used camera situation. Gavin hung up something on the wall and he. hit it he hit like the nail with like the hammer and he's like I just heard pieces inside the

wall but not where I was start to fall onto the floor on the other side of the house something fell he's like something like in between the walls just like the pinball machine didn't like that the windows don't seal yeah oh they're like single pain the whole thing's a mess you should do you should do them a favor and just like demolish that yeah I mean really it's very exciting that Gavin was able to see this and go, huh, because, uh, interesting. Yeah. This is what it could be. This is what it could be. There's a lot of space.

We got sets. We have sets at the other place, too. They all smell like rat piss, but we have sets. They smell like rat piss and cat piss. What about bat piss? No, that would be like in the ceiling and we don't have that. Yeah, we're okay. No bats. Hey Jordan. Do you want to teach us about

the food we didn't get? Well, we sort of got it. No. Okay. There it is. Okay. Buffalo Ranch snack wrap, a crispy juicy McChrispy strip paired with shredded cheese, crisp lettuce, and buffalo ranch sauce. Underlining that. Wrapped up and ready to go for $2.99. Three bucks for that thing. Did the price go up?

Yeah, I think so. What? Well, they have the special sauce sauce. That's not there. You paid for it. You paid for it. We're all suckers. That's the deal.

That's the deal. We're accessories to being suckers. Arrest me. Those cops should have been arresting McDonald's. Preemptively. arrest me. You don't want to know what I'm about to do. Rangers, I need you to go after the McDonald's employees. But first wave, you're right. That's one. Bacon, Buffalo Ranch, Mick Crispy, thick cut, apple, with smoked bacon. That's thick.

It was pretty thick. No, it wasn't. It was girthy. It was. Crinkle cut pickles and buffalo ranch sauce underlined, come together on a Krispy McChisp. That's what it says. It's not just crispy. It's crispy Mcrispy. Yep. And toasted potato roll. That was a potato roll? That's what it says.

It just, it seems like the regular bun, right? It tasted like a bun. Yeah, there was nothing to it. Don't forget about the bacon, Buffalo Ranch, Deluxe McChrispy. Uh-huh. It sounds like a character from like The Simpsons. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Deluxe McCrispy. I'll get you. The deluxe version adds shredded lettuce and Roma tomatoes to the mix for an extra layer of flavor. That's the difference. Those are flavorless things. Uh, no, I think it's like a dollar maybe, something like that. A dollar? It's a fucking tomato.

That's the deal. That's the deal. So we ended up not getting the deluxe because we all looked at it and we went, get fucking real. Waste of time. Yeah. McChrispy strips. With Buffalo Ranch dip cup. Uh-huh.

Perfectly breaded and seasoned to make crispy strips served with a side of Buffalo ranch sauce for dipping. That's not a cup. We got buffalo. Is it really a cup? You wouldn't describe that as a cup? Do you think the measurement, one cup? Yeah, that's not a cup. The sauce pack, I assume is what they're talking about.

Yeah, that's the cup. That's misleading. Nick's out on McDonald's every which way. I want the biggest cup you got. Failed to the brim. If I hand the Mamini's size drink cups, can you fill it? Can you fill this?

I brought my own from 7-Eleven. If you had to add a cup of something to a recipe and you had that amount. That's not what they're talking about. fucking matter. It's not what they're talking about. It invokes a vision in my mind. Give me a full standard cup.

Would you say, would you say this is a cup of water? No, it's more. They don't have s'more. They don't have smore. They don't have Buffalo Ranch. We got Oreo and regular Buffalo. I threw away my sweet treat for nothing. The press release is very short. The press really

sucks. Reeds as such. Cowboys, cowgirls, city slickers, and Fossa Fis Unitedos, oh, that's you. Saddle up. There's a new sauce in town, and it's the ultimate mild meets wild fix for fans who can't quite decide which flavor profile

they want to explore. Well, sometimes your mind gets made up for you, Nick. Who does Buffalo without ranch? Or blue cheese. Who? It needs the creamy. Who?

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Please enjoy responsibly. Product availability varies by region. See app for details. Well, we have our own review of what we ate, whatever the fuck that would be. Mostly the mic rib, which we can talk about. But we have to hear from you. In a segment, we call you review. Review, review, review.

Thanks, Gracie. Yeah, there's a long one in the main. middle. Now, they are all, like, they're decent, but the first and the third should be the same person, the second one can be wrong. Okay, cool. It's up to you guys. I'm going to do, Jordan. I'll take the second one. Okay. I'll take the meat. Okay. SageG

says, worst customer service I've ever had. I waited at the drive-thier line for at least 20 minns. And once we got to order, they put our order in wrong three times. Like, how the hell is that possible question, question, question? And once they got the right order in, they rang

up the wrong price. Almost making it almost making us overpay! Whoa! I'm not ever sure the food is worth this much hassle. It wasn't even that good. Don't go here. It's horrible. And look out for an employee named Lukesar. Like Balbassar.

Lukesor. Lucasor. He was the rudest person I ever had the pleasure of meeting. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk. Boo at the end. Boo. Who's Lukasor? His arms are too short to work the cash register He put the price in wrong three times I watched it make my food and his vines weren't wearing gloves

I don't have any He can't even open a door I don't have enough cash do you take card Lucasaur Lucasaur Oh fucking Lucasaur God damn Lucasaur Luca Luca Luca Lucasar

He's fucking stomping all over the place He's not tall enough to see through the window His tail is too long It's knocking over condiments. Lucasaur. He's so rude. Lucasor is so rude. All he said, Lucasor, Lucasor.

God damn it. He roared it in there. I was reading it, and I'm like, oh, you know, she waited 20 minutes, and it's whatever. And then in all caps, look out for an employee named Lucasor. Watch out he hides in the tall grass. Bole, belly, belly, bill, boon. Whoa, this is a big. Do not go to McDonald's until you see Professor Oak.

It's dangerous out there You'll be attacked You open the door to McDonald's I fought like five zoo bats out there I don't know what the fuck is going No, Lukasor You can choose between Lukasor

Chadmander He knows I picked Squirtle Chadmander They always picked The type that's strong Against you Oh no Lucasor is weak to

Chadmander Oh shit me and my friend Chad Mander were going to McDonald's and Lucasaur was there they got fucking fights fight they were over the counter holy shit I think that McDonald's is my rival yeah who's get the badge before me the elite eight are there they're just fucking elite eight all right the lead four

we got more that's enough almost 40 played the first one when it came out Oh so you remember at Lucasor Yeah oh yeah I picked him

Do I wrote on blue Yeah All right Billy Kay writes The service up here At this McDonald's Is very rude

and unprofessional I ordered the big breakfast steak meal They gave me One syrup For the items I had My meal was $7 and 46 cents

I asked for extra syrup And they said They would have to charge me for more syrup They gave me one serve, which is not enough for my three hotkins, biscuits, and meat that I had. It's a pretty large meal for one syrup, not even two syrups. So I became unhappy. It's a pretty...

Whoops, sorry. So I became unhappy, asked for a refund. They accepted it surprisingly instead of accommodating a small request. Uh-oh. I want my money back. There you go. Okay. Oh, fuck.

Accombinating a spot request from loyal paying rewards customer One of the associates was unprofessional She said you want to cancel your order for extra syrup I say yes so they had me waiting for a very long time at the dining area So I walked up to the counter to motion and signal one of the associates To see if they forgot about my refund period They ignored me the whole time so I walked behind the counter to get their attention

not to escalate but to get their attention they still ignored but says sir you cannot be behind the counter I just spit so much you could not be behind the counter so I step back minutes

later they begin giving me my refund and shortchanged me doing that process I have to waste some more for a dollar and some change that they Oh, me. What? I recommend not going to this place at all if you want to.

Keep your freedom. I have pictures to prove my order. And the person I was dealing with the other person I forgot to take a picture of, but it was the total of two employees. Oh, my God. I tried to go around the counter to plug in my cell phone. What was wrong with people? He wrote a one-star review.

you after going behind the counter out of McDonald's. The syrup packets they give you, there's one is definitely enough. It's huge. So you have like the regular sauce cups. Yeah. It's like a little bit longer and deeper. They are bigger.

Yeah. They're about the size of a cup. Yeah. They're definitely enough for three hotcakes. I guess it's not enough for three hot cakes, the eggs, your biscuit, your meat, and drink it. Yeah. Yeah.

How are you going to? Yeah. I want my syrupy eggs. Plenty of syrup for three hot cakes. I'll give them that. I've never had a problem with that. Yeah. I will say,

like it's bullshit that if you order a six piece nugget, they give you one sauce packet. If you order a 10 piece, they give you two. If you order 20, they give you three. That is bullshit. That's nuts. You should get four. Yeah. If you're giving me two at 10, how the fuck are you giving me a three at 20?

That, I would fight to the death for you, Billy Kay. And you would go behind the counter. And I would go behind the counter. Not to escalate. I'm not to escalate. I'm not escalating. I kept saying, not to escalating. I'm not escalating. But my chadmander on the other one. He comes out smoking a vape.

Not to escalate, but to get their attention. Hello, I'm not escalating. I'm just behind your counter getting your attention. You can't be behind her. You can't be behind her. One syrup! Is that enough syrups? My freedom. If you want to protect your freedom.

Hey, you know what? If you won't give me another syrup, cancel my order. Now what? Okay, we'll cancel your order. Shockingly, they did not. put up a fight and I did not get my food but I'm paying no you're not imagine going there for all of that

over a syrup cup and then waiting for the refund of $7 to get no food and then you walk out of there like you win crazy crazy I would either like at that point if you like wait that long

you've already lost out on like the time it would even if I was Nick level mad I would either I would either pay and get the extra syrup or just take my food and be mad about the one syrup. But right. There's no option of I will now leave, but before that, spend another 15 minutes. Getting behind my $7 back.

Getting behind the counter not to escalate just to get their attention to then go somewhere else to get breakfast. I've never thought, I've never thought at a fast food place, I've got to get behind that counter. Right. I just got to get behind that counter. The problem is they just don't see me. If they knew I was here... It's exactly what it is. If they knew I was here,

they obviously would accommodate me immediately, but they just don't know. They don't see me. And the best way to be seen is to be... To get right in their fucking faces. I love this... Lucasor would have kicked his fucking ass if he was on the ship that now. 100%.

He would have been very rude. He would have vinewhipped his ass right out that fucking door. Do like maybe like a bullet seat or something. Tell it to the B-drills, bitch. Philly K. Fainian. Damn, damn. It's super effective. He went behind the counter.

It's not very effective. Don't worry, though. He took pictures of everything, except the other employee. Except the other employee. But there were two of them. There were two of them. Sounds like a real team rocket situation. Oh, prepare for trouble.

And prepare my order. Oh, man. One more One more you review This is from Javi Havi L Once more

comma I hate doing bad reviews comma But this McDonald's Had such comma Such bad and poor service

They took over 25 minutes Just to make Two Caramel Fraps The person that was doing them With such slow work ethics To do her two inch bales she had on How disgusting it was

watching her grab almost everything with her nails. Not her fingers! When she saw me standing waiting, comma, I asked for my order. Her reply was, hold on, going to get lids. No apologies, no please. Then, watching her use her nails again to grab the lids. God Lord, why would the managers in this place let an employee work with two inches long of nails work in the first place? that's so unsanitary and disgusting

I spoke to one of the managers comma and her response was quote I already told her not to wear them dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot my god really? So you know it's way cleaner than using your nails? Using your finger yeah your regular fingers

so clean all the time are they? Nails equal unsanitary I've never thought that one time I've never heard that before But also, you can't grab stuff unless she's like puncturing the lids. No, I assume. I assume what's happening.

She's not clawing them. I assume what's happening is that this guy's kind of racist. Yes. There's a woman with long nails and he went, I'm going to say that's why I don't like her touching my stuff. Yeah, that's right. Don't touch that. And then she should like,

Sand True style swipe him. Just like a couple of times. Bring it back. Bring it back. Yeah. Or like a sneeze. Slash, I would say. Which one.

Sneezel? It's like a cat? No. It's like a weasel. Oh. I guess I kind of like a idiot. Well, I don't know at all. It's just the name. Yeah. Does it, does it sneeze? Achoo. It's probably like a weasel with like a fucking fat schnauz. Is it? No. Someone. I don't know. You don't remember Sneezle? I, off the top of my head, no. What about Weevile? Is that the same? Yes. Let's say it evolves into Weeviol. Oh, okay. It evolves in, Sneezel evolves into a wee vial? That seems backwards. I just know from the X. A piece of shit. Great card, yeah.

Yeah, great card. When it's on your side. It usually isn't. So what does it look like? It's just like I'll fucking pull it up. I'll come down. Give them a sneeze. Yeah. Does it have two inch long nails? Yeah, they're pretty long. And it says hold on getting lids.

I'm excited to find out, guys. Why do you got to log in? Google's trying to verify what is happening? It's Google. God damn. It's protecting me. That's Sneasel. It's like a... Not a cat.

No, it's like a creature. It's like a... Yeah, it's a Pokemon, idiot. Yeah, it's like some sort of like monster in your pocket. Whoa, Pokemon. It looks kind of like a... It doesn't really look like anything.

Yeah, honestly, I don't know what it's based on. But there's, there's like a... Obviously, it's based on a fucking weasel if it's called Sneezel. Is it? It doesn't have... to look like it like I'm not saying

I think it should look a little bit like it. I'm not saying they did a good job I'm just saying that's what it is I don't know that I just don't think it looks like it enough for me to go that one's obviously based on a weasel Right again could it be based on a weevil No what's a weevil

That's a bug right? Yeah no weevil a bug Yeah so could it be based on a weevil No what's the what does it evolve into Weave weevil or something Yep that's it Weeve weevile Weave weasel

This is all this seems right grandpa i appreciate you being interested but i really don't like talking about this similar they're both long look look okay now that you're looking at it oh um no you haven't second with the tails the three tails just like a weasel i'm learning a lot mich michael making a good argument yeah yeah anyway hobby kind of racist we learned a lot about lucasor and you don't get enough syrups right this is all get enough syrups but That's not what I've heard. But you can't go behind the counter.

That's also not what I've heard. That would be like now in the middle of the podcast. I'd be like, I need to get behind Nick's desk, like right now. Just to get his attention. Yeah. Nick doesn't see me. Nick doesn't see me. Well, those are your reviews, but we need to have our review of, I guess, the Buffalo

Ranch menu, but mostly to review on the McRib. So we ended up. Most of the food we had was this Buffalo stuff. What were we reviewing? Yeah. It wasn't, though. Yeah, and the McRib, you know. It's like the, put the Buffalo Ranch on the McRib, damn it.

Well, I think Nick would have done that if he had enough or any, but he had zero. So we also got the McRibb. So we also got to make a rib on the day that you could actually get it. And I've been complaining because it's been in the app for like five days. Well, they're hyping it up. Right. Like they've added it to the mobile app. Get ready.

But you couldn't order it. Yeah. Any day now. Stupid. Would you just try to add it and would give you nothing? It's like on the main. page next to the buffalo ranch sauce they don't have. And then

you click it, then it's like do you want a single or a meal? And then you click it again and it's like, well, not available. What's going on? And I checked like, I just kept changing locations. So like every McDonald's in Austin and none of them had it. And I was just like, why? McDonald's is falling apart.

Why have it? Yeah, right? What's going on, man? My head is spinning. Yeah, McDonald's is falling apart. So Jordan, what do you rate what we ate today? What do you think? What are we? Give us your Give us your thoughts Yeah Well we didn't get the Buffalo

We've had all this stuff before But now we've had it with Buffalo Instead of Buffalo Ranch So are we reviewing The Buffalo version of it? Yeah Buffalo Ranch, yeah We also got the McRib Do you want me to throw the McRib in there too?

Yeah throw the McRib in there The McRib sucked What are you talking about? The McRib was awful I've had like the McRib three times In my life Including twice on this show Uh-huh. And I remember it being way better the first time we had it.

I took one bite of this and I was like, this is not food. I feel like Jordan is just wrong. You forgot. I'm not saying it's good. I'm saying it always tastes like that. This is just borderline like not food. Like I, that's always been. Like it really like turned my stomach and I was like,

should I try another bite just to make sure? And like I couldn't even do that. You're trying another bite of mine. Oh, oh, geez. There's not really much of a bite left. There you go. So. Mmm, the rib witch.

So we have had all this stuff before. The regular buffalo is whatever, but like Nick mixed it with ranch. It may it taste better. I guess here's what I think you should rate. Rate McDonald's effort and what we got to. Oh, okay. Well, this is getting a fucking five. Okay.

Yeah, get him. Fuck them up. Because the food was not good in what we wanted. About 99% of that is how bad the McRib is. Yeah. Because this one they actually got right. Yeah, this is their best effort Wow, fair point, he's got him

sucks to suck Yeah What I got Nick on my side So I'm totally right Yep Never been more right All right You better counteract that

As best you can Michael I'm gonna counteract Because I'm fucking pissed too Not Nick style pissed But pissed in need Oh but he's there Have you had the Buffalo Ranch No

Okay None of us know Yeah Remember It's we Not they I'm gonna I'm gonna counteract

Not that this is the score But to bring it to more Where I think it should be Uh huh My counteract joins My counteract joins 5 with an 85 Okay

Okay Well that's an average score of 45 It's still too high It needs to be It needs to be in the 30s That's a thing fucking suck This fucking bullshit 45

Um What is you think of the chicken sandwich with the buffalo sauce is actually pretty good that was like five that was the only like good part of it this i thought the snack wrap sucked it's just i didn't even i didn't even eat it's just the snack right yeah it's just what we gave it last yeah i'm sorry we gave it a 65 last it was it was pointless to eat anything else so we were looking at all right fuck these guys i never fucking eating here again jordan i got yours i got it i got no

you worry about it yeah remember when nick paid I'm so mad I took yours. I'm never paying them again. Wait, what? Wait, who paid for this? Jesus Christ. We, not day. I think Michael's paying for it right now.

Jesus Christ. First McRib of the season. 45. Not good. Yep. First McRib of the season. Buffalo Ranch, probably not long for this world. I wanted that fucking McFlurry. Yeah, that the s'mores McFlurry. Yeah.

I was like, I wanted that. What sauce? We complained about that. in the ride-along too, but like the McFlurries now is just like it doesn't, they don't even mix it. No, they don't. They just put it on top. Yeah. What are they doing there? Nothing. What are they

doing there? You have to, I'm begging you to watch the ride-along this week so you can really get the breadth of how upset Nick was when we left McDonald's. It's so much. He's so mad. Also, a man gets arrested. You're under arrest.

It's pretty, it's pretty something. Don't act out at McDonald's. Yeah. But here's the thing. McDonald's, we were going to punt this one, do it next week to be like, oh, maybe they make rib, whatever. And then we're like, no, let's chance it.

What was it? And we chanced it. And we didn't end up getting any of this fucking shit. It was a snack. What a mess. Well, let us know what you get and what you think it is. It's probably not the same as this. Yeah, let's know if you get the actual Buffalo Ranch.

Yeah. But you can go to 100% eat. You can also go to streamly.com slash 100%%-eatheat for signed prints. and letting you know that tomorrow, Wednesday, November 19th, at 5 p.m. Central time, we are doing another signing. Impossible. So go get your signed prints.

We'll be doing it live again. We'll be hanging out, signing stuff, chilling like we did last time. Yeah. So it'll be a lot of fun. What do you want? Buffalo Ranch. He wants what he can't have. I want.

Nick just said I want all of it. But for no cost. There's no. ever a cost to you. The show pays... No, no, no, you're not hearing me. I don't want us to pay anything. He wants it free for the business, too.

Yeah, yeah. He wants a weird sorry from McDonald's. That's right. It's a formal apology. Grovel. He's starting to sound like one of these U reviews. He does. He's about to go behind the counter.

I want them to grovel. I want them to know what they did. Well, streamly.com slash 100-percent. Dash Eat for signed prints. We'll be doing that live signed event. We'll be hanging out, eating food, chilling, signing stuff. Yeah, it'll be a good time. So join us.

I'm sure either on, it'll be on our YouTube or on the streamly site, like we did previously. Somewhere. Yep. I don't remember where we did it last time. It always stays on streamily. Yeah. Like, after.

Well, where did we stream our part of it? We must have done it to our YouTube. I think it was. I think it was. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. That's the deal. You can also watch this.

week's Michael Jordan podcast at Patreon.com slash 100% eat. You can also go back and watch every other Michael Jordan podcast at that $10 tier. You can watch us be at the McDonald's for 35 minutes. It's a very long time. Very long time. So if you can't get enough of us being mad at McDonald's, instead of

just Nick, it's everyone the whole time. So it's... Kind of lose our minds. Yeah. You can also follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Blue Sky at 100% eat. And if you want to send something to the PO box, you can for 100% treat. or whatever else we hung all the art

and everything around the office that looks fucking great I think you'll be able to see it in the ride-along you send it to PO Box 143241 Austin, Texas 78714 that's PO Box 143-3-2-4

Austin Texas 7-8-7-1-4 We don't have any 100% fans Oh, okay if you become a 100% Jesus Christ I couldn't wait

Yeah you become a 100% fan We give you a shout-out on the show with whatever message of hammering or whatever else you want to say But I wanted to highlight some cool stuff going on in our community. Do it.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We hang out on the Discord a lot, and some people have some interesting things going on. And I wanted, so I want to give a shout out to Madison, our good friend. Yeah. On our fridge there. Her 100% eat, like, data blanket was cited in a paper. Yep. An actual research scientific paper called stitching meaning practices of data textile creators.

You're welcome. So it's forever immortalized. in academia. Imagine if we didn't exist, she wouldn't have done that. Wow! And then who would look at her dog? This crazy dog. Exactly. Also, shout out, shout out to Abby who hangs out in the NFL Discord channel all the time. She just got engaged.

Oh, hey, congratulations. That's awesome. And our good friend as well, Brett from Maui, whose house got burned down in the wildfires. He finally has... It's laughing a lot during it too. This took forever, but he finally got approval for his house to get some back. Yeah! That's awesome. So that's a big win for him. Just shame, he's a teacher. I've been, yeah, right.

Watch out for those dirty bikes. Watch out for- Watch out for Curtis's sleep on this. I remember talking to him at Homebrew 2024. And he was like, yeah, I mean, we'll see what happens. And now a year and a half later, they can build his house. Wild. So I'm glad that's finally getting straight now. Yeah. There's a lot of cool stuff. A lot of stuff going on in the Photoshop, like the fan art discord got the van as a transformer.

That's been really cool. Yeah, that one's really been like that's sick. And then also the cuck chair, 100% official cuck chair, getting a lot of photoshop's in it. You guys can't see it. It's there. It's there. It's watching us. Wave to the camera whoever's sitting there. Use both hands, gross.

All right. Well, that's it. Jordan, take us out of here. Get us out. Rate subscribe, tell a friend about the show where you food and rate the food. But we don't always get the food. Yeah, sometimes we get the food. Bye. Bye-bye. All of it.