100% Eat - We Got Used to the Smell? - Jack in the Box Ride Along

Episode Date: October 8, 2026

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Jordan Sherry on your cool cup. Are we ready? Yeah. We're rolling. See? Boo! What? Oh!

Come on. Just kidding. Whoa. Just kidding. It's March Cat. Hey, we're going to abduct you. Yeah, I got Mars Cat. It's King and Koto.

Shut up your ass. Nick, which one did you get? I didn't get one. What's yours? No, I didn't get one either. They gave us coupons into receipt and said, and they said come back in November. Come back in November.

Come back in November. You'll get the cups and two free tacos. Yeah. Oh. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

Wow. Wow. Wow. It does. Well, two tacos, they used to be a dollar. Yeah. It used to be a dollar. Yeah, they're running low on Jim Manners. Yeah.

With their profit margins. I can't. All that horse meat. Yeah, I'll never escape those tacos, man. They're so good. Yeah. They got you by the ball. Yeah.

You've said that Jack in the Box is like my Burger King and you're like so on the money with that. You're absolutely right. Yeah, but you're not like, you're not brainwashed about it. Exactly. No, you know, you're aware. It's still your Burger King, but you're not delusional. No, it's really good. It's always been good.

It's always been good. It's always good. It's like, it sucks. It's Bill Miller. It's a shitty barbecue. What's Bill Miller? It's a shitty barbecue place. Yeah.

You don't know Bill Miller? No, I never meant. It's really. I've never had their barbecue. It sucks ass. I have had their breakfast. Oh, really? Yeah.

They have cheap breakfast tacos. And they're decent. Yeah, they're serviceable. They're fine. But their barbecue sucks. I grew up on that shit because there was one close to the house I grew up in, and my parents. In Nebraska?

No, that was here. Ever been in San Antonio? No, it was in England. Can we take the long way home? No. Can we just like... Why, what's the problem? Make this take as long as possible?

No. What do you mean? Come on, who did it? Oh, yeah. Somebody fess up. It wasn't me. Somebody fess up. Eric was the first one there.

I was the first one there and I took out the trash so you know that it's bad. Did you walk in and really think it was the trash? Dude, it's the first thing I thought of was just like, I just got to take care of this. Okay. Because if you thought it was the trash, I would have said, who took a shit in the trash? So there's a smell inside of our office.

Right. It's... Yeah, it smells like poop. It's shit. It's fiends. It's sewage for sure. It's not even just poop. Like, poop smell is, poops I've shot my pants.

Yeah. Poop smell is, as Nick would know. Babies. Oh yeah. It's not poop. It's sewage. Yeah. This is like septic.

It's different levels. There's an issue. It's not just been sitting. It's just the strength level of it. Yeah. Like, it's sewage for sure. It's a drain. It's pure power.

It's a culmination of a lot of people's power. Yeah. It was discharged and saved. It's a community. It's effort. Kind of like a spirit bomb. It takes a power. Give me your shit.

It's suddenly a bomb of something. Give me your shittergy. That's what it is. I hope my buddy. Everybody can take it. It can't, it can't go, go, no. I walked in the house and it was eating a poop sandwich. Well, the problem was Nick found Fabriz and...

That explains it. Sprayed it everywhere. And then we were waiting because Michael was like, oh, I'm fixing a toilet. I'll be there a little bit later. Minor fix, nothing to that level. And so by the time Michael got there, me, Jordan, and Nick were all in the office for a while.

And I think we got pretty used to the smell. He was just loving it at that point. And we were like, oh, maybe it went away. Yeah, maybe the free is out. And then Michael walked in and he just went, holy shit. Like, oh, what the fuck? It wasn't even like a second. It was, it was immediately.

Oh, yeah. You get bombarded with it. Yeah, I went, what the fuck happened? Oh, oh. Ah! And that's what you can tell. It's not like from, that's not, that's why I laugh when you're like, who you take the trash out?

It's like, oh, that's everywhere, man. That's air. It's pretty hating. This house is, it's like a blast zone. Yeah. There's no escaping. Turn left. No.

Turn left. No. So yeah, we poked around a little little house adventure. Didn't see any signs of, you know, damage. Everything works. There's no poop leaking from anywhere. You did have a thought about possibly you smelled water heaters get that bad? Yeah, water tanks.

So when we get. Out water heaters. When we get in the garage. Maybe we'll check it. Check it. I went in there. I did a quick sniff, but I didn't think the garage smelled at all because I went in through the garage and I didn't. Granted like, you know, the smell could be emanating through the pipes.

So you wouldn't be- That's the concern. See, because I smelled, this is many years ago, I was working with a plumber and they were taking out a water, an old water heater and they like drilled into it to drain it. Oh, no. To carry it out. And it smelled like that. Oh. And I was just like, holy shit.

Are they not flushing it on a regular base? A lot of people don't. A lot of people don't flush their water heaters. Yeah. And so I think it was like 20-year-old water or something. What? That's the only reason I know that like it can smell like that. Yeah.

Oh, wonderful. Brutal. Wonderful. Brutal. So, you know. You know. So anyway, we're going to go to this house. We had to postpone our...

Right. We already have to do the episode and the Michael Jordan podcast, but then we're going to do a snack stream. Yep. And I'm just... Call me a baby. I don't really want to.

No, I don't want to eat. That's what... We just ate at the jack-in-the-box. Yeah, we never eat inside the fast food restaurant. That's a sensory nightmare jack-in-the-box. Yeah, it was beeping again. It was going. It was chaos.

I was fine with it over the stink. Maybe that was it. I blocked it out. I don't know if it's because we experienced it before, or it's like poop gate. You know, had us distracted. did, it didn't hit like it did last time. Yeah, I think it died down for a little bit.

And then it was beeping again at the end. It was, it was beeping a lot. All I was thinking when we were eating there was how much we were sitting there just going, this food fucking sucks. Out loud just going, what the fuck? It's a shit, this piece of shit, it's who fucking sucks. And I just kept thinking about that one guy sitting in the corner. He chose to come here.

That guy was like, yeah, check on the box. Yeah, but maybe he was just eating the snack tray. And he's like, he's like a pro too because like, He was like UPS or something, right? Well, he came in and like a meet, like, it was like, I'll have the usual. And they had him like pre-rung up, you know? Like, he just got his cop and walked over. That's wild.

Yeah, it was like an instant. Mm-hmm. He was done. Yeah. So that's what I was thinking about. I'm just like, how'd you come here? Yeah. I don't know, man.

It's, that was not. Dang. Yeah. According to our landlord, yeah. The plumber will be there in 15 minutes. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah, dude. We might get this solved pretty quick.

This episode might be crazy. Yeah. Well, here's the thing. Solved is what? I don't know what there is to solve it. He's going to investigate and we'll know what the problem is. If there's something to solve, that means it's something for him to fix. He ain't fixing it today.

No, no. That's not how they work. There's no, I mean, you know, I could be wrong, but I don't think he's going to go, guys, your poop switch was turned on. You got to turn off. Oh, there is. It's like, oh, I thought we turned the, I thought the poop switch on meant, man, like, it was working. Yeah, that means it works right now.

No, no, no, that means the poop is coming. Oh. I think best case in error, he tells us what it is. Yeah. Someone set this doll to evil. It's a real shame, too, because it's kind of stepping on a joyous occasion where we're going to reveal the television in our... Yeah, I know. It was going to be like a whole thing.

We were going to be really excited. And now it stinks. And what if we go back to the house and it doesn't stink anymore? What are we waiting to reveal that? I revealed that already. What do you mean? What? I already told people about it.

Oh, about what? The television. Oh, well, I mean, you could tell people about it, but you don't know what it is until you see it. You know what I mean? Well, it's fine. I mean, I showed pictures. Oh, never mind.

Nick will film it and then we'll, Nick will blur it out. Yeah, I could blur it, whatever. See? I mean, I won't. Different audience. My audience doesn't watch this show, so that's probably no crossover. This is quite a wide turn this guy's making. Yeah, he's a truck.

Dude. I think he overdid it a little bit. Yeah, he didn't even do that. No, watch out. He's trying to be. mindful. That was a little dramatic. He's being demur. Demer. Demer. Yeah, I, yeah, trucks on the road here.

Definitely demure. No, Demer. Demer. No, the show is cars on the road. He's being demur. This road is like... I hate coming this way. I actually went to the post office today and like when I go to the post office is the way I get to the house and I'm like, you know what, today? I'm avoiding this mess. I just went the long way and like went along the front of 290.

I uh Jordan you like this I was streaming the other day Jeff rated me yeah I mean for the first time ever G Jeff yeah yeah no fake Jeff oh and first of all I forgot that was his name I was like oh yeah for Friday he's just used everything fake um well it's because people would steal his name did it for him and then that's why we were the fake age so yeah yeah because we go to make it real Jeff people already took them yeah but like fans yep it's like well thanks for taking the account before we set up we'll sell it to you like no no it's just It's for my tombwork.

Oh. So, so we would just put fake, but then sometimes, but then for the next game, you know, it was on top of it. So they would take fake, so then we put not fake. Yep. We have like not fake age. Not fake, not real. Boy, we were talking about like how nicely pruned and trimmed are 100% it is. And I stream, I was hit with the Roosterchief audience.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, really? Like in five minutes, I was like, guys, Russofese fans are here. Just more than usual. Sure. A lot of people talking about Jack and Gavin and a brother. Somebody kept asking me if I kissed Jack.

What? Yeah. I don't know. To be fair, I don't know that Jeff didn't set them up as they went. Go tell them this. That's all so fast. Because it's very Jeff. That is Jeff.

But I was like, hey, guy, hey, I haven't seen you guys in a couple of years. Thanks for coming by. You can go now. Nice to see you. All right. Now, the reason that the TV is in the garage is because... It's 200 pounds? Yeah, 225 pounds.

Michael and I, mostly, I, could not get it that far. It was heavy. Got it out of the back of your car, which was hard enough because it, like, didn't have a good grip on it. It was, like, just fit, you know? So we didn't have real tight. And so, like, immediately it was like, I don't got this. Yeah, Jordan was like, I don't got it, I don't got it.

And it fell. It actually scraped up my arm. Oh, no. It bruised, it's like yellow right now. Oh, no. And I guess later I discovered that like, we did the same thing where it's like, we're trying to cushion it like, crawling with our knee.

Yeah, I did. And I got a big old bruise on my knee from it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it wagged my knee real good because I instinctively was like, to try not to let it whack the driveway. Yeah. Then I was like, oh, no, it cracked the speaker. And you're like, no, I was over there.

I was like, oh, okay, good. But this is gonna be great for like retro gaming. Oh, yeah. I love retro grooming. Yeah. Nick, Nick really liked that. Holy shit. That tickled me.

Jesus Christ. Oh, that tickled me real good. Oh, it stinks right here actually. It stinks already. Yeah, but that could be a good side. That could be good. Again, it could be good. Good chance it's not us.

Like how it didn't smell inside. No, but it stinks, trust me. It stinks. You left this in his car. Was that on purpose? Oh, I forgot about it. Yeah, right. For God. Don't worry. I didn't forget the coupons. I put it on purpose.

I don't think it's this. No. It smells out here for sure. There's the TV. There's a TV. Look at it. This is exactly as far as we can get it. Wait, why are we doing that? I got to blur it now. Why? You're right. Who cares? Why don't why would you work? You are going to blur it anyway. I don't understand. How could you guys do that too? It's fine. It's fine. It's just cosmetic. It's not actually broken. Yo, it's nice as fuck. And I think it was a trash. Shut up. Smell the trash. Are you serious? Are you serious? What's in there? Do you don't think that smells like what that smell is? Do you think this would permeate all the way into that house? No, I don't think so, but it's, boy, it smelled like that.

I mean, it does smell bad. But are we gonna look like fucking idiots? If the plumber gets here and goes to trash. Well, hold, he doesn't have to- I cannot fathom, that's it. Oh, oh boy. It's- You might want to call the plumber and tell them we're all right. Is it just trash?

What? Well, what was in the trash? I don't know. We have all the windows open in the air going, though. That could be helping. Yeah, but there's no, it doesn't smell. I got nothing in here. I'm telling you that that trash stinks the way that it smelled in.

What's in there? What'd you do? What'd you do? What'd you guys do on Saturday? Right, Eric? Fucking crazy. How could they do this? I'm putting the trash out on the curb.

Well, I guess. He's screaming in the garage. Oh, no. Oh, no. So the solution was to do nothing. Yeah. Well, we haven't, do we cancel everywhere? We did.

We got out to haul all. We'll figure it out. Okay. This is crazy. I think it smells a little bit in here still, but I guess I could just be left over stench. Let me see how it is upstairs. See how it is upstairs. That, like, I'm pretty sure that's what it was, man.

It smells a little bit. A little bit. I guess it's not as bad. But like. How long would it take for the smell to go away? Did someone take a shit in the trash? Oh, brother. Is it smell that bad?

What's it? Does it smell that bad? You didn't smell it? No. Oh, yeah, it's bad, but like, I guess if that was sitting in the house, she's that was, where did he go? He went upstairs to see you.

Where is he? Like, that was sitting in the trash? That's what he took out when he got here? Yeah, but like. Maybe. How long? But I don't know what was in the track. Did you hear like 30 minutes before everyone else?

or like... How... We got... That was like 20. Before you got here? Till the top of the hour. It didn't stink on Saturday. No, I was only here probably 10 minutes before you got here.

Oh, okay. Yeah. So what? It took like an hour for this. Well, now I don't know. I mean, it could. I mean, it was bad. It still smells a little bit in here.

It does. No, no. It does, but there's no air movement. Like, it's just we just opened a couple, like one and a half windows. It definitely stank way more downstairs and upstairs. Yes. Yeah.

It stinks more upstairs than downstairs. now because there's no air movement upstairs. We didn't open any windows. Oh. Hmm. I don't think the plumber needs to come, but I'm fine with him coming. Like, it's up to you guys.

Should we have him sniff the trash can? He can and he can tell us what it is. Absolutely. Are you throwing up? I'm trying to make it smell again. Wow. Yeah, I'm sorry, but here's the thing. Here's the thing.

I'm smelling the smell more now. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I smell it a lot more now since we've been in here. I mean, trash stinks. Right? Like that's... That's ranted. Trash smells.

Even when I don't take the trash out for a little bit, it doesn't, like, destroy the entire house. When we last time we emptied that trash? Oh, it was, like, not full. It was, like, neither were very full. Yeah. So a week ago? Yeah.

And we didn't eat. But, like, I won't leave the trash in the house. Are we going on? Do you want me to go through the trash? You want to rip the trash apart? Take a look what's in the fucking trash? Here's the thing. Here's the thing.

We also ate at the restaurant last week. Yeah, so that's why there's, like, no food in there. Well, there's something. There's got to be food in there. I mean, there's got to be something in there that stinks like that. It's bad. But then again, I keep not smelling it and then smelling it again. Whatever.

We're not experts. Okay, we don't know if it's poop or trash. Poop or trash. We'll figure it out. Poop or trash. It just, it stinks. What could it be? I think we got the 15-minute inbound message 10 minutes ago.

So at this point, we've got five minutes. We're kind of in-point. We'll let the plumber. No. Nick, you want to hit off the geek bar? No. What flavor is it? This is how we're moving the TV. Yeah. We're going to try anyway. You geeking? He's trying. He wants to. He wants you so bad.

What's his flavor? It's banana rasmete's out. It's, is that what it says? No, it's strawberry. Oh, what are you talking about? That's different. Oh, there's the plumber. It was poop. Oh.