100% Eat - We have a Roach - Jack in the Box Ride Along

Episode Date: May 22, 2025

Our Heroes are on their way to Jack in the Box before their live episode and they talk about not being car guys. Eric orders from a worker who sort of doesn't know what's going on and they're trapped in the Backrooms kind of? 3D printed chandeliers, a locked bathroom, and a code needed for the coke machine? Enjoy this jumbo jack sized episode of Ride Along. Hope you like Huckleberry Hound talk. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let's get it net a net we'll get a net Oh to catch the the radroach Yeah, that is a radroach and then we cross promotion for the new fallout. Yeah, yeah, it's season two Well, they just renewed for season three. So we started we're already promoting that we're running season three. Well, we do Yeah, we catch it in the net. Okay, then we transfer it from the net, uh-huh To the bonkers board. Oh, okay. We should have put it on the bonkers board. Right, in the, that's its habitat?

Yeah, like we like, I don't know, tape the net to the board so it can't get out. That's its habitat. Yeah, like usually we write stuff on the bonkers board, but let's actually just put it there. Let's just put the cockroach there. That's where the bug goes. That is a green car. That is a super green there. Let's just put the cockroach there. That's where the bug goes. That is a green car.

That is a super green car. It's crazy. Imagine having the money to afford a car like that and then go like- Green! They've removed all badging. Yes. So I don't know what kind of car it is.

Me either. It's green. It's green car. It's green car. My favorite manufacturer. What's my favorite movie? What make and model? Green car. Green car. Green car goes green. It's green car. It's green car. Green car, my favorite manufacturer. What's my favorite movie? What make and model? Green car.

Green car. Green car goes green. Hubcaps, long way. Okay. It's sticking out. That way. Yeah, they're like sticking out. They're also, yeah, look at how little tire there is to rip.

Were you guys ever into like, Yeah, what's up with that? You guys ever into cars? No. Like, I like when they take me places. The movie? The movie. I movie. Aw. Dude.

I only like planes. For as much auto racing that I enjoy, I could not care less about the car I drive. Yeah. Or like, find interest in different types of cars. I had friends who were like, oh yeah, I bought like these hubcaps or whatever. Yeah, especially after markets stuff.

Like that kind of shit. And you're just like, dude, I don't, I don't know, man. Like I've never had that interest at all. It's never been in my wheelhouse. It's also so expensive. Yeah. It doesn't do anything. No, no it doesn't. You're just putting your expensive,

but cars are on the beat. Yeah. You're tacking on more money to something that's continuing to depreciate. Right. The more you use it. Yeah. And like I already-

It's a big trick Henry Ford played on everyone. To like, take interest in their cars. Trick them all. Guys, get into it. Yeah, it's a thing where like, I get it. When people are into it, it's like, that's cool. It's a very young man hobby and a very old man hobby. Yes.

That is like, that's it. So you are into it? No, I'm medium man, in between man. He will be in your- Is that why you were able to do all that stuff to your car on your own? Next anniversary. No, that's just that's just the only way sometimes you can pay for stuff is you know like I can fix that. My uh my old friend who was actually my roommate from the story I've told before. He's not the guy that shot the family. The one you gave 50 bucks to. No, no, no, no, no.

My homie. That guy wasn't a roommate. This is a different guy. This is a different guy. Anyway, that was a neighbor I gave the money to. Anyway, so. I would never give money to my friend. Only strangers.

Only if they asked and wrote me a bad check. Looking to leave their families. Yeah, and writing bad checks. Look at that. So he was in auto shop and he had a 1967, four, what was that, a Mercury Cougar. Uh-huh. And I just remember being like, why did you get that?

He's like, I love it and I can repair my own car now. And then it was like, hey, it's a hundred degrees out. You know, I'm AC, how's that? Yeah. Not great. Not bad. How about the heat in the winter? Not great Yep, yeah, but look at it. Yeah, that's all it is. Look at it

I'm gonna bring the packs and you can't even see it when you're driving. Yep. I know you don't get to like Enjoy Actually, we'll never see them. I don't know why you said that. We don't see them. No, but they see us. They see us. Yeah, they see us.

It's good to be back. I feel like we've been to this track and block so many times. Good to be back. Was the last time we were here when I gasped. I don't think that was the last time. That was the best time. Hello.

Is that me or is it different in here? It's more red. Yeah, it's blocked in. I'll be in the middle. I'm gonna be in the middle. I'll sit here. Chicken big box combos, Nashville hot. Going Nashville hot.

Something strange about standing in between Eric and the cashier. Hello, I'm the meteor. I just leaned in and went hello. He did not look at me. From this angle, it's so weird. It feels like we're looking at the side of a set. Oh yeah.

You guys want anything specific to drink or does it matter? No. Just two four cups. Yeah. I was gonna ask if they have that Mountain Dew, but we should go to Little Caesar's and pick it up. Yeah, get another pizza too.

Do you think Eric would like that idea? I think Nick would think it's cool. I think it's interesting. I think it'd be cool to try. It's cool and it'd be surprised. I'm actually gonna take a picture. Oh shit, good catch. It probably sucked until now.

Oh, maybe. I mean, definitely. The microphone was upside down. Let me take one step back, Nick. Thanks. No wait, do it again real quick. Do it again, I wanna see. Yes, maybe. I mean, definitely. Your microphone was upside down. Take one step back, Nick. Thanks. No, wait, do it again real quick. Do it again. I want to see.

Yes, perfect. Okay, thank you. Hey, thank you. Somebody in reference in the video. Actually, now you've taken that, will you clap? Did you get it? Yeah. I have to clap.

I have to clap. This is actually great because you're covering up the work or we don't want to take a picture of it. This looks so weird. It's a weird angle. Just my microphone was upside down. It was. I watched a bunch of AI videos yesterday on YouTube, a guy who's selling you.

This is so weird. Yeah, it looks like a playset. It looks like it's totally split. Like that's like a perfectly centered photo. Good job. I was watching a bunch of AI videos yesterday of a guy trying to sell everyone on like hormone replacement or whatever,

but like in like your sixties, cause you're like a man. And it's him placing himself. So it's like all the AI shit in like the background, but then him on like a little green screen, but you can tell he just got this microphone because it's halfway down his chest and sideways. And I just kept going, why does this guy sound like shit?

He has one of these, oh, oh, that's not the right way. I was looking at going, that's not the right way. That's not the right way. It is just, it's here and pointing that way. And he's like, so many people are misinformed. And you're like, yeah. Me included. Yeah.

Dude, I found this channel. I think AI videos are like Huckleberry Hound cartoons for like boomers. Where they're like. It started with the image generator where it would be like the sad veteran who hits his birthday and no one will wish him a happy birthday and it's clearly AI.

Yeah. Like it's not even like convincing but everyone's just like, I'll wish you a happy birthday. I'm on Facebook and I'm 80. It's like these videos that are like, everything's like hyper literal. So like, you know, like you put something into like an image generator, like a video generator,

and it gives it in like a hyper literal doctors that are clowns because it's like, yeah, we're taking it to doctors. And so it's a bunch of clown doctors with like clown, and like their hands are moving all fucking weird. Yeah, it's like, yeah, we're taking it to doctors. And so it's a bunch of doctors with like clown, and like their hands are moving all fucking weird. Yeah, it's like that stuff. And you just go, this is cartoons.

Like this is just, it's like the brain. Why aren't they using them to just be brain? They see it and they go, perfect. That's, dude, this is exactly what I wanted. That's exactly, it is, there's no, it's not like this isn't quite what I meant. That's exactly, it is, there's no- It's unironical. Not like this isn't quite what I meant. There's zero imagination. It's just, this is exactly what I wrote

and it gave it to me. And it worked. And it's just like, my wife is blonde and she has big boobs. And you think that's so good, don't you? And it's just like, oh my God. Oh my God. No.

I just saw someone, it was a TikTok where he was like, he just got his yearbook and he was like, they used chat GBT on the yearbook. Oh, I saw that. And it's like this big paragraph, like explaining the club or whatever. And then it's dash dash, let me know if you need any more information.

Feel free to change any of this or enter a new prompt. And it's like, my year- Maybe the person who wrote it was just asking. My year- Yeah, it was like, what would that look like? Yeah. It'd be like this, cool, copy, copy everything. My yearbook, I think my senior year

was supposed to say La Mirada, and it said La Mirda, like they didn't, they printed them all and they went, that's wrong. Nobody's proofreading anything all the time. It's yearbook club. All the way back to 1980 or whenever you graduated. Yearbook was a thing where it was like, it felt so important when you're like a senior,

like a junior, a senior in high school, where it's like, dude, I gotta get a yearbook. And you look back and you're like, why do I have this? This is such a waste. I'm barely in it. It's good for when you have kids. So you can be like, look at me. But I have internet. I got one. Look at me. Yeah, it's good for when I have kids so you can be like look at me Yeah, I don't but I have internet I got

Yeah, me. Yeah, but look at you now Yeah, this is not how you want to be looking maybe 30 40 years ago. I got a senior yearbook I've seen your book just just to further the bit that I did not go to set so single day That's your year. So I went cuz seniors got their picture taken in the summer before school started. So I showed up to that. People were like, why are you here? Got my picture taken, never went the entire year. Bought a yearbook and I went, there I am.

And any of the kids I went to school with were like, why are you in the yearbook? I was like, well, cause I went for yearbook picture. Honestly, awesome. That's why I bought a yearbook. That rocks. That's perfect. That's so cool. That's perfect. Gotcha, there I am. why I bought a yearbook. That rocks. That's perfect. That's so cool. That's perfect.

That's so cool. Gotcha, there I am. Nothing to do with school. You didn't go to school. I picked a different. Suck on that. Gotcha. I think there's a dead bird in the drive-through.

Oh, what happened to, there was a rat last time. Was it? Can we get a rat? Maybe to take care of the cockroach. We'll send it home.ach yeah but they'll have a rat problem yeah we should buy a cat yeah but then Eric can take it home as a pet yeah I love a cat problem I think people who keep rats as pets that's like

beyond the pale to me that's like that's like that that's just behavior I don't condone I like you like what if it's a really like I like the idea of the rat if you get a baby rat and raise it right, he'll be like Remi. He's wearing like a suit and a tie, like he's going to like, job. You help him when he's doing it, he helps you cook later. Yeah. You raise him when he can't go like...

You raise him right, and then he helps you cook later. I remember I told you guys this. By controlling your hair. I remember I told you this or somebody else, but it was like a week or two ago, I saw a sudden stick from him real else but it was like a week or two ago I saw a son into the room real it was just like it's just like a slow-mo video of a guy and I think it had text on it because you couldn't understand it was like it was like when Remy makes you cum in the food and it's just like a first person perspective of him going,

no. Good job. Dude, the internet's good. How is that? How is that, how is this the first time I'm hearing about the joke about Rebby making you go to the bathroom? I don't know, that's what was so funny about it.

It's been years too. That's what's so funny about it. I suspect it was back, she probably didn't say. That's what was so funny about it. Right? That's what was so funny about it. I suspect it was back. She probably didn't say right. He probably was just going, no. Yeah. When someone just repurposed the video and she put the text on it.

And I was like, that's funny. Alvin never thought about that before. It was good. You couldn't stop him. I know, right? You already got it up control. Never thought about it that way. Hey, can we stop at Little Caesar's on the way back

and get the Mountain Dew? That's interesting. Mucho mango. He's saying it's interesting. I think it's cool. I think it'd be cool to try. It's interesting to look at. Interesting to think about.

Cool to try, interesting looking. Describing it as cool and interesting. It's so funny. It could be more efficient. We go down here, it's all about a little Caesars. I'm sure they'll have it. While we're over there.

Dude, this guy's trying to get to go to ZZ's. I tried to help you, Nick. What? And for Little Caesars or ZZ's? Yes. I can live without the soda. Which one and why not both I get blood scrap I'm sorry. I thought it was an anniversary

Time crunch yeah, can we go to little scissors and see what the fuck? No, you don't say it say it Say it. Say it to my face. Look at me. Say it in the microphone. I bet you can't. Look at me. Say it in the microphone. I dare you to say it. Say it in the microphone. Say it in the microphone. Say it in the microphone. Before God himself say you don't want macaroni and cheese pizza. Say it. Before our American Pope declare. Yeah, and then taco pizza. Or Chicago Pope. Oh my God. Chicago Pope. Say it, I dare you.

Say it. Say it. Say it. What do they call me? No, it's just, say it. Dude, macaroni and cheese pizza. Say it to me. Aaron Eckhart really in that scene,

he went from zero to 11. Yeah. It's like, oh no, I don't want to, it's all right. Oh dude, macaroni and cheese pizza. That's good. That's the selling. It's good.

Eric. Yeah, go ahead. You didn't look at me to say it. Why you keep looking down on it. He's talking to you. He's talking to you by the way. You didn't say it. He can't, he can't do it.

I know. Where's Remy? Yeah, where's Remy? Get Remy in that hat. Remy, make him say it. Then can't do it. I know where's Remy? Yeah, where's my name? Yeah, I mean that had me make him say They make them make him sauce. Oh My god, oh This is insane. Oh Man, I'm Charlie even weirder Jordan. Talk about the angle. I'm looking right at that guy. I'm gonna drive

Great shot against the shot. Straight shot. I can see the man's whole head and everything. Wave to him. Allow. Handle him. He's okay. Oh look, they fixed the cantalobras. Remember the one was like snapped in the middle.

Thank God. Yeah. Hey look, they 3D printed a new one. I was gonna say, they look 3D printed. They absolutely look 3D printed. So lame. I like that they could have put up like, they have like these covers, like here's drops.

Do you want plugs? No. Fuck you, no. Yeah, I only know, get the fuck out of here. Dude, no lord, no charging your phone. 3D print the fixtures and shut the hell up. You know who has to pay for that? Jack in the box. Yeah. That's electricity. Yeah.

There are electricity bill going up. Yeah, I gotta charge my phone. Yeah Only worth like a billion dollars. Like yeah, what do you want? I wonder if anyone would stop me if I if we came here and open them up like broader and I brought a receptacle Start I mean like electrician like if the wires are there I could do it ten minutes I never I never thought about that doing rogue electrician work and stuff like that. Would they stop me? Very funny.

Because here's the thing, I just put a tool belt on, they're just assuming someone hired me. Sure, put on a high vis vest. No, seriously, they don't know. That's a, I did that all the time. Management doesn't tell me. But that's how it actually works.

You don't ever speak to employees. The people there, they don't know that you're coming. You just come in and they do shit. What would be really funny is you start tinkering in your, like, with your belt and your vest and all that stuff. And then you go up, you order some food and bring it back over here.

You just eat, you do a little bit of work. A little bit, do a little bit more work. What we're describing is a TikTok account that I would follow today. It's like that guy who just like sneaks into stadiums. Yeah, have you seen the guy who tests if outdoor water faucets work? He just puts his phone down

and it's about like a six foot distance and he just goes, outdoor faucet, let's check it. And he turns it on. Like water comes out. He closes it and he goes, great. No, like just out. Oh, like around here?

Like just out. Commercial areas? Yeah. Oh, okay. Commercial, not like residential. And that's it. It's shocking. But like the bit could be,

I will do it until somebody asks me what I'm doing. Yes, exactly. And then it'd be like, oh no, I'm actually it until somebody asks me what I'm doing. And then be like, oh no, I'm actually not supposed to be doing this. No, in most cases no one wants it. But nobody, yeah, how far can you go? I worked at so many like diners. And if I hadn't known like we were hired

and someone sent us there, you don't usually see that person there. Right. You just show up, you walk into the kitchen and no one looks at you, no one talks to you. And you just walk past them and then you just do what you're doing unless someone's there. And then you go, Hey, I got to do this thing.

And they'll be like, Oh, okay. And they move. Fucking wild. It's just, it's so good. That is how it works. So I've always thought like, the success rate has to be through the roof. It feels like something you can do in like

a Breaking Bad scene. It's like how are we going to infiltrate the restaurant, like Gus's restaurant. It's like, I'll just pretend I'm an electrician. Right. Have you seen like, was it the Super Bowl? The guys that walked in with like a ladder, they just put on like high vis vest and they were carrying a ladder. And they were just like, we got and then the guy went, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And just waved them through. Because if you're just a guy with a ladder,

like no one's gonna stop a guy with a ladder. You have a place to be, and you have the big tool to do it that no one else has. If it's just like a regular place, and not like you need identification, no one will ask you. No, no. Because there's people everywhere doing shit all the time.

Exactly. Wasn't there one where it was a sporting event, and like two guys were pretending to be ice delivery dudes and they just brought in like a giant trough of ice? That's so smart. Hey, we got all the ice. Pushing it through. Ice delivery for Jerry Jones.

Oh cool, the regular ice delivery. Yeah. The thing we get. Yeah, the thing we definitely get. I mean, we don't make it here, obviously. Yeah. Also, why aren't they in we ready ice bags? Yeah? Even even if even if at a restaurant right come in someone's probably not gonna talk to they do

Oh, so it's I was sent me the the manager's name is on the bill. Yep. Yeah, just say that name Yeah, like at the Olive Garden. Oh great grace. Yeah By Deborah Flynn. Oh yeah. Just go ahead. Incredible. Incredible. That's how you do it.

That's how you do it. That's how you sneak in everywhere. Our caraba's Johnny Caraba. Oh, I know. Yeah, I know. I know Jimmy. Jimmy. Jimmy Caraba.

Huh? The heir to the Caraba's fortress? Yeah. Can you get him out here to change the light bulbs on our sign so it says Carrabba's instead of Carrabba? Carrabba. Carrabba. Kind of sad you don't know your own company's history.

Well, even in that regard too, right? You go, who hired you? Like, I don't know, talking to my boss. I don't know. Yeah, right. I don't own the company. I just got told to show up. I got the ticket and I'm here to do the job.

If you don't want me to do it, I'm not gonna do it. But. Outlets. And then they go, oh shit, I don't wanna the company. I just got told to show up. I got the ticket and I'm here to do the job. Yeah, if you don't want me to do it, I'm not gonna do it. But I notice the outlets. And then they go, oh shit, I don't wanna get in trouble. Work fine. Oh cool. Yeah, well you can charge your phone. Yeah.

That's why you gotta show up with a light. Yeah, you have to hold it. Exactly, like here. Yeah. Just if you're listening to this, the outlets on the ceiling. No. But there are, there's drops at the end of all these rooms.

And the thing too is like, it's drops at the end of all these rooms. And the thing too is like, it's not like it makes no sense. There could be a reason, but every time we ever see that, they're never used. No. They're never ever ever used. I would imagine it's for like a sign to hang in the window, like closed. You know what I mean? Oh yeah, something that plugs in out there, yeah. Yeah, but then you're just gonna see it dangling. Yep.

Which is probably why they don't use them. Exactly. No one's plugging shit into the ceiling. I think in like, you know, 2002, when this was built, they were like, oh yeah. Did you order 10,000 things? No, it's just Jack in the Box. Yeah, but those people who were here before us

were here forever. No, I know. Ordered six things. They're posted up big time. Yeah. She would have gone a little Caesar's and come back. And maybe more. Maybe more.

He can't help it. Stuck by the, swung by the pet shop, pick up a rat. You still have our Congress problem. Makes me fucking come on. I'm saying, dude. Yeah. You buy the rat. Will it, can this rat make me cum?

I have a question. How trained is this rat? Has it been raised? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nothing sexual. He'll be controlling me for it. Right, right, right, right, right, right. It's pulling air.

Yeah, I'll be doing it. Yeah, but he'll be making it. But yeah. One rat, please. Don't worry, I brought my own hat. What's, what, what? Bald guys hate- I don't need a container. I have my own hat.

Bald guys hate rats. Bald headed behaviors. Hey, what about us? Yep. What about us? I hate that movie. Sorry, sorry, this isn't gonna work. It's just his little hands rubbing over a bald head

going, nothing we can do. Drinks. Oh, controlling him now. He was very on top of it. He's like, drink, drink, drink. Dude, he spotted it. Yeah, he clocked it. Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink.

The food's coming. I hope. Yeah, just drinks, guys. Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, You're not looking. I just touched this and I have to go to the bathroom. Uh oh. What did you touch? Something sticky that I already deposited. Who knows what it is? Has Remy been here? Oh nevermind, it's locked. Either it's in use or I would imagine it's just locked. I'm gonna freak out. Run your hands under the water receptacle.

Ooh, regular Coke. Maybe there's an outdoor faucet. Yes, they asked me what, oh my God. They asked me what drink I wanted and they just said, what? I assume they give you cups for that. Yeah. Is it cause we're getting it to go?

I guess. Jordan, as I was walking over to do the thing you said to do, I was already doing it. It's locked. There's a code and it says, this is locked. What the hell is going on? And you have to type in a code to unlock the soda machine. Oh, that's why they gave us the code.

You can go see if there's an outlet on the outside. I will. I will. I sat here the whole time, and just to the last second, it's like one little drop of like Remy juice or something. Oh no, oh no. Oh no. Maybe I'll have the cockroach lick it off of me.

Jesus H Christ. I don't think we talked about it. We might've brought it up before we started. You see, Max is rebranding. Yeah, they're going back to HBO. They're renaming it HBO Max. I'm not joking. Are they renaming the app

or do we have to go with the old app again? Right, you switch back. No, you have to re-deploy. Does HBO now still work? Did anyone ever stop calling it HBO? Exactly. No. No, it's still HBO. Which is what's so great about it.

It's like, I never stopped. So I'm writing it. It sounds like they're abandoning their extended programming outside of HBO stuff. But here's the thing. What were they thinking? Here's the thing. I don't fucking know.

You have to consider how many meetings and how much money that costs for people to go back and forth. I saw that announcement and I was like, I feel like I'm working there. I feel like, I feel like that probably cost us the company. That probably, yeah, honestly. They never changed it from HBO Max to Max.

I think it really, it was the nail in the coffin for us. I think it was, dude. Because we were thriving. Yeah. We were thriving. Did you see how good FaceJam was? Did you see all the ads we had? Yeah, we had ads before they knew we existed. We had a lot and then none and then a lot and then too many and then none enough.

And then we talked too much on them and then. Very strange. It all it was the long game. I finished the video yesterday. Excellent. Oh, how did it turn out? I'm pretty happy with it. Sweet.

I'm gonna I even like as it was like exporting or like started playing it just to listen. I was like, this is funny. I'm excited to hear it. I haven't heard that stuff in so long. Yeah. I'll tell you what, when I went back through the back catalog to add dynamic ad insertion, which is if you're listening to this,

what those auto ads that are like nationally recorded. Thank you. When I did that, I had to go back and time out our ad breaks. Sure. And find out where it ended so that it would replace it automatically Well, I kind of went through the same thing. We're like I was bouncing around You look like crazy ads to cut him out I'm gonna take a picture double kick. I would end up listening to long portions of the episode be like this is a good show

It's a good show We make a pretty decent show. It's pretty good. Not to brag. Listen, I'm bragging. I got your head in this one. What? Is that a brag? Get reme'd. That was cool. See how fast that was?

Good catch, Reme. It looked like he dropped his phone as he threw it into his pocket intentionally. Yeah, it's like... Yeah, yeah. You dropped it into your own hand? Yeah, that's what it looked like. Yeah, he needed to do that. Yeah!

Ah! Oh, fuck! to do that. Yeah. Oh, fuck. That woman was very helpful. Oh yeah? She gave us so much ranch. Yeah, she sweet the drawer. Looks happy. And so is Michael. And so is Gracie, probably.

Is it good ranch, though? Famous buttermilk ranch? We'll find out. I'm sorry, you don't know? I don't remember. Whoa. He out you wait I'm sorry you don't know I don't remember whoa I'm slipping he's slipping he's supposed to be the guy over here damn dude you let him take the mask off look at him now has Nick's run its course dude check this out No! What the hell?

Jack in the Box is falling. So they put it in and went, fuck it. Yeah. I feel like it came out and they just were like, just put it back in, who cares? Give us a fucking shit. Yeah. Put it in, who cares?

Upside down is the funniest direction it could be. Yeah. Like on its side, it's just like, eh. Probably the most appropriate too. Jack in the Box is falling. Yeah. Ding a dangle. Whoa. Uh-oh. But on its side, it's just like yeah, I'm the most appropriate to Guys excited about Nashville hot. Yeah, that what this is. Yeah, I'm glad it's working as usual What are you talking to yeah that clip. I've watched it 100 times. Everyone's face is stellar.

You rolled your eyes so hard, I don't think they're ever coming back. Going back and just watching Gracie, and she's like, you can see she's confused and she wants to chime in. She wants to so bad. She's just waiting and she goes, what are you talking about? Well you just started talking without explaining anything. wants to chime in. She wants to so bad. She's just waiting and she goes, what are you talking about? Well, you just started talking without explaining anything. Oh guys, by the way, I don't know if we're going to be able to get this,

but that's where the Herbie, the love bug is. Oh really? It's over there? Yeah, we won't be able to share that. It's one of our friends apparently. Sweet. You think they have roaches? They're about to.

No, no sticker car. Yeah, no cars are getting horny over here, dude. I wonder- Gracie didn't understand what you were talking about, but then she's like, I don't know, you were talking about like doing like two movies. And you went, right, yeah, I've only made two movies. It was like, no, like what the fuck?

I thought I did a pretty decent job of setting it up. Not for Gracie, but for anyone listening. For everyone. That didn't know what I was talking about. So when she chimed in and goes, no one understands. Yeah, but you forgot that she wasn't paying attention. Right. I don't really expect anyone to get the full context.

That's why I gave a brief setup. I think that's a great point, Nick, is that it's not even that she's not paying attention right she doesn't care right yeah she just sort of she doesn't care at all that you were in this movie movie did I bring up a reference and then she goes what is that and we explain it she goes I'm not gonna miss you I watched that one what's that episode was it really oh yeah no you were, you mentioned, you mentioned, you mentioned, yeah, Ethan Hine.

And she's like, I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is. And I went to Mission Impossible. She's like, what? And then I was like, it's Tom Cruise. And she went, oh, I'm not gonna watch it. I'm not gonna watch it. The final Mission Impossible movie is finally coming out.

That was another me being nice to her. I still haven't seen like the last two Mission Impossible movies. I watched- Well, there's only one more, buddy. Fallout was haven't seen like the last two Mission Impossible movies. Well, there's only one more, buddy. Fallout was cool and then the one after that was like eh. You mean part one? Yeah, this one looks like it's gonna be eh. That part one movie I did not enjoy very much.

It was two and a half hours of them like setting up an ending for another movie. Cockroach is still there. Alright. Oh, same spot. Yeah, yeah. Let's go look. Oh, it hasn still there. All right. Oh, same spot. You gonna film it? Yeah, yeah. Let's give it a look. Yuck. Oh, it hasn't moved.

Should we name it? Nick. What are you talking about? What? Filming the cockroach. You said the cockroach. Cockroach is still there. Five seconds later.

Oh, it hasn't moved. Yeah, that's what I said. Do you want to film it? This is pretty exciting. I'm right. Gracie's not here. I'll film it. Sorry, did you just say I'm right?

Is that what you said? I'm right. Why are you arguing? I'm right. Okay. We got a lot of rants. Here's some napkins. Okay, so this is the Nashville hot mozzarella sticks.

Good. Oh, looks hot. Take a smell. They don't look hot. They gave us 900 branches, but I'm seeing no marinara. We might have some in the drawer. The ranch is also for the mozzarella sticks. No, I know there's enough.

I'm just saying, how do you not get marinara? Let me see what we can dig up. Be careful over there. I'm just saying, how do you not get marinara? Let me see what we have. Be careful over there. Be careful. I'm not looking at it. He's ready to attack. I'm not looking at it. While you were going through the sauce drawer,

he was filming me taking the sauces out. That thing is huge. Holy shit. I told you, it's why I filmed it. Anyway, I'm right. I don't see any Marnars. Wow, Nick fails us again. Hold on. Okay. No Marnars, any marnars. Wow. Nick fails us again.

Hold on. Okay. No marnars, no marnars. She asked Eric what kind of size we could try. I'm talking about your drawer. Okay, well I just want to be clear. Ready to add some ketchup and some chalula? Would that work? No, I don't want any of that shit.

So, oh, they're nice and soft. Yeah, they should be. Ooh, get the air fryer. Try some other ranches maybe. No, I'll drop that. Mm-hmm. We got the Curly's. We got the Nashville Hot.

Why are you taking my chicken? You can have one of mine. Oh! Ha ha ha ha ha. We all have, doesn't matter. Who gets the shit? Who fucking cares? Why'd you get four of these?

We're never gonna eat all this. I know, that's pretty crazy. Nick wants some. I'll be honest, that's why he took your chicken. I also took some of your fries, but he didn't say anything about that. We're never gonna eat four of these. Monkey money!

Mm-hmm. Okay, well. I got it. Okay, so he's pissed about 30 Chick-fil-A nuggets, but he's excited about. I didn't eat anything today. Yeah, he didn't eat anything. He didn't eat anything.

And I can eat it tomorrow. Slop in the box. There was no leftover Chick-fil-A. We're about to do a live episode. If you joined us, thank eat it tomorrow. Slop in the box. There was no leftover Chick-fil-A. We're about to do a live episode. If you joined us, thank you. Patreon.com slash 100% eat. We really appreciate it.

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