100% Eat - We Talk About Bathroom Phone Guy - Buffalo Wild Wings Ride Along

Episode Date: March 20, 2025

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I watched two QA ones in a row. Oh yeah. And I was like, boys, this is content. What's the Taco Bell, I watched two QA ones in a row. That's when I was like, boys, this is content. What's the Taco Bell Livmos video? And the slapping titties ride along. Oh, should I have done that one? Just slapping titties nonstop does not look at Jordan for a second.

It doesn't matter. I didn't know. You didn't know. We didn't know. I couldn't hear, I was busy slapping. Dude, you can hop back, girl. Because I made you. Yeah, you kept saying slap him.

I made you. Slap him. I made him. Oh well. You did, I didn't know I couldn't hear I was busy slapping dude you can hop because I made you Laugh I made him. Well you did I don't wanna I Think I think in the whole whole Chinese barbecue, I think for the description of that video I talk about how it's like It's just like a fucking mess like but Nick Phil almost phones what he's supposed to. I almost got it. So to go 35, wait, we're gonna need to go south. Where am I going? How do you actually go north? How do you go straight?

You went 35 years ago, buddy. Oh yeah, this doesn't let you go northbound or southbound from there. Oh, I guess you gotta. What? There are signs on the street telling you that you gotta turn back around, but. Stay alert!

A little late for us to notice it. What the fuck? I officially hate these uh yeah the round crisscross yeah he's just waiting for someone to put something in his hand yeah I know directions please no what the fuck so why don't we talk about the bathroom yeah I see I See, I'm wondering. It's up to you guys. I want it to be a strategic decision. Should we talk about it on the podcast or should we assume we've already talked about it

on the podcast and this comes out after and we're just like, what the, we're still amazed. We can talk about it on the podcast if you want. That's fine. It was a nice little button at the end of a, pretty normal lunch. Yeah, everything was pretty normal. We walked in, normal waiter, nothing crazy happened.

Nice chat with all of us. Right on the way out. Things got face jammed real quick. Right on the way out. We got jammed. We got bathroom nonsense. We got jammed pretty hard. I did pull down to Eric though, where I was like,

I'm going to go to the bathroom before I drive back. And Nick's like, me too, me too. Dude, how? I thought we'd go too. But then he got it and went, let's all go together. And then got up and ran, and I pointed it out to Eric, and I was like, how is he so far ahead of me? He was, he left you guys in the dog.

And then he ran to the bathroom. He was so far ahead of me. I had to pee. He was like, but I like the idea, would you not have peed if I didn't say it? Because you didn't say anything wrong about it. Me too! I would have waited until the office.

He was doing a pee pee dance. You're not allowed to pee in the office. Dude, he's always breaking the rules. What? Yeah, he was peeing today when Michael walked in. He was. He walked out and was like, uh oh. I just spotted.

And then when you guys walked out of this bathroom, you were also like, uh oh. But it was totally different. It was mostly Jordan and Nick laughing so hard, fumbling all over each other, walking out the front doors. We're like, they couldn't make words. We were already trying so hard to keep it together with that guy in the bathroom, just on the phone.

What the fuck? Talking about it now. We've already talked about it. Yeah. So, so what- So like the thing, I was just trying to about it now. We've already talked about it. Yeah. So what? So like the thing, I was just trying to keep it together. And then I went to wash my hands. And I barely turned on the faucet.

And it just exploded everywhere. It was so loud. And Nick was right next to me at the other faucet. And it did the same thing to mine. Oh my god. At the exact same time. Nick and I lost it there. We couldn't keep it together at that point.

I walked into the bathroom. There's two urinals you guys are using, and there's a guy in a stall, having the loudest conversation ever. A business conversation. A business call, talking about like $20,000 deals and this and that and whatever, and like customer and discounts,

but making zero effort. And in fact, I would say encouraging the person to know he's in a bathroom. As if it was some sort of power play. Right, like you know when you're in a bathroom period just acoustics. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Just go you're in a bathroom right now. Yes, the guys like hitting the toilet paper roll doing it just like I'm in a bathroom. I'm in a bathroom. I'm a Nick they're flushing their toilets and shit. They go they're washing their hands. I go up to use the a bathroom. I'm in a bathroom. Jordan and Nick, they're flushing their toilets and shit. They go, they're washing their hands.

I go up to use the urinal. I didn't know it was the water thing. I just hear you guys giggling, and then I just hear Jordan go, and like run out the door. As soon as you guys go out the door, he's full mid-conversation and just flushes the toilet. It's like, and I was like, you gotta be kiddingtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt I don't make that much noise in a bathroom when I'm not. Yeah, I agree.

You know, you start to be as quiet as possible. You're holding your breath. Exactly. You're peeing on the side of the toilet bowl, not in the water. You're waiting until people leave before pooping water or whatever. Oh, fuck, dude. This guy went, oh, people just came in the bathroom. Let me turn up the volume.

Yeah, whatever. And then, because I had to wait for you guys, and then I washed my hands, I came out and missed it. You guys were outside, and then you said he came in after you. He walked right in. They were telling me about what happened. He did wash his hands. He just walked right by us, and they went, fuck a fuck. Yeah.

We got silent and went just like that. Well, one thing was too, was like, wait, you were leaving the restaurant? Like, you could have had that phone call after the last. Hang on, I'll call you in my car. Yeah, right? It's like, this needs to happen now. Pfft.

Time is money. Time is money. And like, again, he was not peeing. See, he was multi-tap. He was dumping. He was definitely dumping. He was daddy dumping for sure. Oh my God.

The most normal restaurant experience. It really was. Sat down, waitress came over, bro, she came over like four times. Yep. All that's necessary. Hey, you want drinks? Got drinks.

Hey, you ready for food? Got the food, brought the food out. It was right. One time, keep out. You need anything? Nope, check. Here you go, bye, left. Done.

Nothing happened. Nope, nothing weird. The only thing that happened is Nick pitching about the music. The music was bad. No, it was bad. I'm just saying nothing, No, and then I went, I gotta go to the bathroom before you leave. And then everyone went. Everyone experienced the wonder. What an adventure it ended up being. Maybe we need to go to the bathroom at these restaurants more.

Yeah, I mean, that's a whole new layer to this show. That was crazy. Wow. I like that I was just behind enough to like walk into the bathroom where I'm like, oh, this has been going on. Yep, I looked at you and I was just like. Because before that, Jordan and I both made eye contact with the urinal for a split second. You were like, what the fuck? Oh yeah, it was like, it was like high enough. You can only see. Yeah, it was just his eyes and he goes,

are you hearing this? And I looked back at him like, yeah, what the fuck? Which is also funny because just like, right before we walked in, made fun of Nick filming in the bathroom, I immediately took out my audio recording to record a voice memo Oh my god

I turned around and you just showed me your phone that you were recording and I just nodded because I'm still trying to keep it together and then the water thing happened and I'm just like I'm done for I stopped it when I went to the bathroom, so I missed the flush. Oh man. Oh Jesus.

But it was nuts. That was crazy. I don't think he would have picked it up anyway. You played it a little bit for us here in the car. And it was like- It's real hard to hear. The music is so loud. The music is so loud.

It's crazy how in the restroom, crystal clear. This guy could have been behind me. I didn't even realize. We could have been on the phone with him. Yeah, exactly. It was that clear. But yeah, I honestly didn't even realize that music was going on. Yeah.

Because I was just so paying attention to that conversation. He was playing magical beans. Wow. Man. Nick, at one point, did you have an ice cube on like the back of your neck? Yeah. Oh, were you like getting hot or were you getting... I was getting hot.

Okay. Look, my first apartment's over there. Okay. Find the green one. The green one? Yes, the blue one. The blue one? The blue one.

Is that where the cat... Yes. Is that, that's it? Yes, yes, yes. Cat hole. That's it? Yes, that whole cat. Oh, shit.

That whole song that happened there. I said it's that cat hole. He said that whole cat. It wasn't a half cat, it was a whole I said it's that cat hole, and he said that whole cat. It wasn't a half cat, and it was a whole cat, and it was a cat hole. It was a whole cat with a cat hole, spaghetti, and a cat. And that guy abandoned his family. That guy abandoned his family. Well, he went missing. Intentionally. He disappeared himself.

With Nick's money. With Nick's money. And he wrote me a bad check. I think I told that to Jeff, and he was like, what the fuck? What? It's like, yeah, we don't get it either, man. Yeah, Jeff was like, he remembers that? The whole cat, yes.

The cat, the cat hole. Fucking ridiculous. Oh shit. I can't believe that's where that was. Yeah, that's right there. Damn. I think that's the one time you pointed something out we thought it was cool. Yeah.

Spools of fire? I think it's every time. Okay. That's not true. Buffalo Wild Wings used to be right over there. I believe that you think that. Yup. That's some, oh, it's for sale and for lease.

Wow. I would have thought. We could have gone there. We can open our own. Why would we go there open our own buffalo wild wings Nick said while there is combo that was still Buffalo Wild Wings we could have gone there yes that's right yeah but then somebody on the in the bathroom wouldn't been on the phone that's you know what that guy lighting doors that

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We're going to say hi to Bernie. That's gonna say hi to Bernie. Yeah. Can we have our jobs back? That's where Rooster Teeth lives. Is he here? The rooster? Is he the teeter or the rooster?

Can we have our jobs back? Before Gracie crashed her car into that guy and died. I think the opposite happened, but yeah, but anyway. And died to death. This was the, this part here was the closest we came to being in an accident. Oh yeah. With that Nancy Grace looking lady.

Yeah. I forgot. Was that the episode where Nick talked about feet? No. No, this was way back. That's every other episode. No, that's not true, I don't like feet. And you've talked about it again.

I don't like feet. And you've talked about it again. I don't like feet. He's gonna put He's gonna put those 100% eat tattoo stickers on his feet. If they fit, cause it's flat. Oooooh, I don't know, you should follow the instructions. It has to be damn. Yeah, here, let me help. I assume this range of rules is over, but I guess not.

Oh, he's looking at his phone. There is a thing, I experienced this the other day. He did. He got slower. He's reading his phone, I can see him reading it. He did get slower. You can read the body language of a car. Like, just-

We're going dirty. Just instinctively, there was a guy- Slow down! I was on a street. Are you- Which turns into a guy. Slow down. I was on a street. Are you? Which turns into a right turn only lane. And this guy's gonna be great at the roundabout. Oh my God, the roundabout.

Maybe he's gonna take the turn around. We're taking the turn around. No, I wanna wait. I wanna see what he's gonna do. Oh, yeah. Oh, he's undeciding. He's undeciding. Dude.

Pick a fucking lane. Where you going? You fucking idiot. Yeah. Dude! Oh, oh! Pick a fucking lane! Where you going? You fucking- YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E It's got a temporary license, but this could be the first time he's ever driven. Oh my god. Gavin? This is awesome. That would be awesome if it was. I'm going wherever he's going right now.

Yeah, we should just keep following this car. He has the yield, fool! Better slow down. Oh my god. I want to hang out with this guy. This guy's impossible to read because I really don't know what he's going to do next. Because he doesn't know. You can't do next Because he doesn't know cuz I'm telling you about read him if he doesn't yeah, yeah There's one car that I could just tell was like not gonna be in the turn lane. Yeah, Yugi

He waited until the last second to like get over into the other lane So his ass is still in the drifting is still in the yeah He is he's still in the lane I need to be in and there's like construction over here, so there's no for me to get past him. So I'm just sitting there. Is there because this dude, okay? You're right about like being able to read Oh, he'd be roving all over this dude rules just halfway. Oh my god. He's just stopping here I had that today I had to fully like get over an entire lane to get around a car sticking out of an exit like that

Just lost. He doesn't even look like he looks like he's like I'm having a nice drive. I know exactly where I'm going. Yeah, what a nice drive I'm having I saw a car the other day in a parking lot that had two bumper stickers right next to each other And it was like it was like You know student driver, you know like Please be patient. Please be patient, student driver. And then under that sticker was a baby on board sticker. And I was like, A, you shouldn't be driving,

or are you the baby? Yeah. Let's just put up whatever sticker we want on our car. First time driver and baby. First time driver, first time human. Sorry, guys. I was just born. Cut me some slack. What were you born yesterday?

Yes! That's what the car says. That's what the stickers are for. Oh, it's a self-driving car. No it isn't. Is that a car seat? A driver's seat? Is that a baby?

Whoa. A baby driving with a baby on board sticker on rocks. That's so awesome. I want to make a bumper sticker that's kind of a spin on those student driver ones that says, please be patient. I'm three raccoons in a trench coat. Yes!

That's pretty good. I like that. Oh man. Dude, that guy was so cool. And then make sure you say something about your, your rectile functioning. Oh dude, sure. Yeah, that'll be another one.

Dude, my, my rectile function's like crazy. This car, this car's a stick shift, wink. Oh! We meet a lot of fun folks on the road, guys. I don't typically meet fun folks on the road. Maybe it's because when I buy myself, I'm just sort of like in it. Right, and you're just-

You know, I'm like trying to get somewhere. You just do silently. Yeah. Well, it's also not fun when you're by yourself. Exactly. It's just annoying. It's just annoying, yeah. But it's more fun to be bombastic and go,

what are you doing? And there's other people in the car. I definitely do it more often. I do it more often and we have a dash cam, so I'll be like, oh my God. Yeah. Dude, that was like, God, that guy, him being indecisive and then going the same way we were going was awesome.

That was just so great. He really straddled that way. It was just so great. Yeah, he was really thinking about it. He didn't know where to go, but he was going, and he did it, and it was not good. It was great. What fun.

What fun we're having. It is fun. And it's also like, it's's like you go into like commentary mode Yeah, driving we're all do it and I'll be like it's not road rage It's just I can't yes out. Yeah, it's just like I'm furious about everything no matter what this is like not talking about the guy in the bathroom Right. I'm sorry. Are you seeing this? Happening I don't give a fuck that we're in a car

Yeah, I mean like it is a little more concerning cuz you're in it like a two-ton death trap, right? But at least you know what's happening in front of you right like I might be able to avoid this Right in person. It's like maybe that bathroom guy might bump into me, and I wouldn't be killed. Yeah car It's like it's exponentially more dangerous when you're doing these things while driving the car making deals on your phone And like not hiding the flush It's like so insane. It was mid-sentence. In no way did that guy hit the mute button.

He doesn't know he has one. Yeah, he assumes his phone has noise-canceling technology. It's toilet-canceling sounds automatically. AI, don't worry about it. Yeah, this phone has got like AI on it. Yeah, I have an anti-bathroom filter. No, you don't. I don't worry about yeah, this phone. It's got like AI on it. Yeah, yeah bathroom Doing like bathroom AI what is happening here?

That's my stop backing into this why do people love backing I? Don't understand it when I gotta go. I gotta go It is slightly more safe to pull out that way. Yes. But it just takes more time. We're not in a dangerous way to do it. Yeah. I don't. God damn.

It's a parking lot with six cars. It also like certainly, based on that person, look, if you're good and you do it in one try, it certainly takes more time to back it in park. Yeah. That indicates. You can do it wrong a couple times. It indicates the time you save leaving. Exactly. Time to back it in part. Yeah that indicates The time you save exactly it's very easy to back out and just yeah

Go a direction and back out and turn the wheel left and then you put it in drive and turn real right and you're gone I don't get it. Yeah, and I feel like it's more common to more often than not people people doing that It's a giant fucking truck. Yes. It's always a giant truck where it's like, I gotta back into this spot. And it's gonna take me four minutes. I went to the rodeo this last weekend. And that happened. There were like 30 cars lined up.

And then it was like, I'm parking like the dirt field or whatever. They're guiding us in. The one GM, shitty GMC truck. He's like forward, back, forward, back. I gotta do it this way. I walked by him and it was like, he gave me like a nod like, hey, how's it going?

And I just kept fucking staring at him. I was just walking and it's like, we're not friends here. Yeah, we're definitely not friends. You're an idiot. Can you walk that? Do they want to talk to me? Take it to the bathroom. Yeah.

Do they have the barbecue? I don't have conversations out. The barbecue fest thing going on? They just did it. Oh man. I didn't know you wanted to go. Seems like good 100% eat material, I don't know. What happened?

The carnival was open too and my friend- Oh, I'm very glad I didn't go. Yeah, I don't have to go to the carnival, but the barbecue thing is- My friend got really drunk and then- Oh, is it good barbecue thing? Yeah. Oh fuck, man.

It sucks. He bought a wristband and then he went down the slide. Yeah, yeah, I'll bonk him for that. What the fuck? For what? Barbecue. Barbecue bonk. Bonk and barbecue. That's crazy.

Yeah, bonk him up. Or get killed. He gets to be on there for another week. Boy, did he ever. It did not disappoint watching it back. Like I lived it, but watching it, it was going, no, yeah. He went to town over and over. I was never once looked at this. I can't remember the face I was making. It

was a funny face. It was like, yeah, I don't look at him. Look at him. Look at no Jordan. No, look at him. He keeps making me! Fucking crazy. Well, now we have an episode to do. Yeah, where's the food? We already ate it. We already ate it! So, enjoy this regular episode. We won't talk about the bathroom guy.

What the fuck? What's the ride along? What the fuck is the? No! No, you can show the front. No, you know you cannot No, just blur that out or that or end it there. Yeah, just don't just don't look at it. Bye Bye, what were you looking at? Is that? Oh, you can't show the front. Yeah, don't you we got to go to Philly? Or you can show the back oh Oh yeah? Kinda. If I do that.

Kinda. Look at this guy, he's like, what's going on up there? Hey bud.