100% Eat - Wendy's: FIGURE IT OUT %% Wendy's Jalapeno Ranch Burger and Sweet & Sour Sauce

Episode Date: May 19, 2026

Our Heroes know the Pretzel Pub isn't back yet but the first thing eliminated in the Bring It Back Bracket is back so we have to try it. Oh they didn't give us any Sweet & Sour? And the chickens burned? But is the jalapeno ranch burger good at least? Hmmm... we see. We see how Wendy's is now. This is no holds barred. 25% off EVERYTHING at the 100% Eat Store through Memorial Day?! https://100percenteat.store If you become a 100% Fan at ANY POINT in May, you may win the chance to be a cuck! Sign up now at Patreon.com/100percenteat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host. Jordan Swears, Jordan, how are you? I'm so hot. Just give it a second. Okay. You got pop-ups?

Pop-ups? Yeah, you said so much popped up. That's what you just said. Oh, when I opened the app, it was like, confirm your address. Yeah, one of those. Confirm your utility number. Would you like to take the tour now? Skip, skip, skip, skip.

I haven't used the Google Home app since. I see. When did we install the nest? When was that episode? Not today. It's been a little while. It wasn't today. Dude, I feel it immediately.

Wow, it's blowing right on me. It beautifully kicked on. Wow. And you started the episode on your phone and nobody cared. He was, man. Hang on. Whoa. I thought I was going to hit you in the face.

I thought I was going to hit you. And then if I tried to grab it, I would punch you in the face by accident. So I just let. I found it. Wow. That would have been some great slapsed. It was in the garage. I was it in the garage

I have a clean garage It's okay I'm not worried about it Why was it in the garage? Yeah Why do I put it down? No no no no I know she did Why did she do it?

Is that just like she puts yourself? She just took it out of the car She's like what's this? I said I think that's Michael's Okay and she just put it down And she went to you The car was in the garage Yeah I parked the one car in the garage

Yeah Than saying I'm gonna take this to the garage Yeah Oh no Right well you never said that I didn't think about it Dude I want to take a nap Go for it

I'm over ready I know if it's been washed. Can I use that when you're done? Baby, you're not going to need that. We're getting you a casket. Oh, finally. You do them permanently. It's a good one, right?

Damn. Can you turn on the white noise? Yeah. Yeah, I switched from thunderstorms to white noise. Oh, thunderstorms. Is it because it's been so stormy? You're sick of it? Yeah.

Sometimes you just get too, you do it too much, and then it loses its efficacy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I understand. I understand. Soon you're not sleeping at all. Yeah. I'm like sleepy sleepy Michael

sleeping all the time Sometimes you're having sleep paralysis With your eyes open Sometimes you wake up but not fully I had sleep paralysis the other day And you get it I had sleep paralysis the other day And I was waking up

And I was like And I fell asleep holding my phone Okay Well I was in the middle It was the middle of night I woke up in the middle of night And I was just like fiddling on my phone And trying to go back to sleep

I dozed off and like super strong grip And I'm just like I was like this So I'm having I'm dreaming I had sleep I mean, I had sleep paralysis, and I'm waking up. And I can see this, right? But I'm still like dream stay. I'm like doing shit, my dream.

I'm trying to, like, move and stuff. Right. Imagine I'm just going, and I'm going to put my phone down. And I'm putting my phone down. Right. And I'm putting my phone down. Like I could feel like this, like 100%. That would be like, so scary.

And I was like, am I still dreaming or not? I had to be like, to like move. And then like literally woke I was like, oh God. No, I was, my eyes were open. Wow. I never had them open before during me. Me neither. Like people see like the.

the demons and stuff, like the hallucinations. Right, I saw real life. Yeah. But it was like squinty vision, you know, whatever. But I fully finally woke up and I literally just came down, holy shit, that was real. Like my eyes were really open.

For me, it's always just like, I'm going to get up. Yeah, I'm going to get up now. I'm going to get up now. It's just like I'm like frozen. Yeah. And it gets, I see when that happens. And I think with some people too, well, first of all, they get the demons, which I guess is like extra scary.

I've never had that before. I'm thankful. But like, I think it's like the sense of like dread or like panic. Panic because you can't get up. I get fucking mad. I think it makes me so angry just because I know my body's not moving and it should be. And so I wake up and I'm fucking so pissed off. I love it.

I used to get it so often that, yeah, it would become like a routine thing where it's like, oh, now this is happening. I just have to wait. I would love to get up. God, damn. That sucks. See, I'm just like banging my head against the wall and try the move. And I can't. It's so frustrating.

Is it because you've been so excited that we've made it two years making doing the show? That's what it is. That you can't like. No, it was the Wendy's. Well, I think what it is is my body is like, you don't have any stress. Yeah. So we're just going to do this. We're going to create a new thing for you.

You got, you got to be stressed out about something. And there's just nothing. Yeah. Um, tell you what, I don't get it from this guy. He's a stress relief for me. Oh, really? You're welcome. he is. I mean, he really is. I look at him and then I look at you and I feel so much better.

Yeah, you need to chill, man. He does need to fucking chill. Well, actually, no, because then I might get stressed. Yeah. Yeah, careful. You're doing a great job. Can you get stressed for all of us? Yeah, no problem. I'm carrying plenty. Don't worry about it. He carries so much. Yeah. All of it. And even sometimes I'm like, you don't have to you. And he's like, you offering to take stress off me is stressing me out. It's the thing of like, well, what if you just, because my wife will do this where she'll be like, well, what if you, you just don't do this right now and you do it later. And I'm like, cool. Then I just have to stress about thinking about the thing that I still have to do.

Just me taking time doesn't stop the thing from having to get done. It does. You don't mean you don't go, boop. And then you just forget about it. And then it's just everyone else's problem. It's that easy. Which, by the way, when you do it later and it's like, let them deal with it. And the them will never deal with it.

And it's just more that you're going to have to deal with. Exactly. So you're already, you're annoyed about it. But then you're annoyed about it. going, bro, if you, if you had the day where he's went, fuck it. Yeah. That's it. I ain't my problem. It's just creating such a bigger problem

for me and my own self later. That's the difference. He chills me out. I mean, that's truly the difference between what we're doing now, which is such like a shoestring operation, which I love, like this is like, definitely like the wheelhouse of like where I feel like I work the best. Fun house. Inside Gaming.

And then it's that versus what rooster teeth was where it's like, yes, had less individual stress because I could like delegate to like, hey, stab, I need you to do this or whatever. Stab's a person. Stab is a person. He's a human man. Hey, I just stab. And he works with Big Ray, Galactic Arboray. Yeah, that's true. Very cool. I could delegate that stuff. And then that that sort of stress, there was like a higher level, but then the delegation was there. There's no delegation here. It's just sort of like, this is what it is. I mean, it's a, I got a lot of stuff going on. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Jordan has been such a help with just the way we operate.

rate and run 100% eat now. It's been fantastic. Listen, we got to rely on the star power. Someone's got to clean the toilets. That's true. Now that's true. Michael takes care of the house. You've really do. It's been nice.

I was working on the, we're recording this like before recording it early. So I'm still working on the puzzles and pluffles episode that's already come out. But I was working on it last night. And there's the part where you show up and you're on your way out and go, don't forget to take out of the recycling. It's Thursday. You were on top of it. Yeah.

Because it was full, too. It was, well, I've checked it. It was very full. Dude, I never got to, like, working at Roos Dutty was never also, like, house tours have to get done. Yeah. House stores have to get done. We are renting a house.

Yeah. And I think everyone likes a neat house. It's like, oh, bro, I've been doing a house chores forever. Dude, your great job. This is fantastic. It's so clean in this house is beautiful. I love it. Jordan talking about puzzles and pluffles.

Last week was our anniversary, and we put out something every day on the Patreon. Plus one other video, which is on YouTube. where we made a steak in a dishwasher. Yeah. That's part of delayed justice. You can see the other part of delayed justice on Patreon. Patreon.com slash 100% E,

which was an awesome week of stuff where it was just like a culmination of ideas, things that we'd been talking about like throughout the year. I loved not spreading those out. I loved not doing like, oh, what if we just did like one of these a month? I loved that we did mommy pictures

and then saw that through. Yeah. What do you know? I mean, I'm not saying, was bad. No, right. It was probably the weakest. We didn't know what it was going to be and we did it.

Of the anniversary celebration. But it was like, you know, money pictures, it fills a slot. It does. Yeah. But it was fun to like, hey, car captives. It's like car captives. We're just going to do it. Puzzles and pluffles.

We're just going to do it. Delayed justice. We're just going to do it. And not to have to feel like, dude, now we have to make like a whole series out of this stuff or whatever, but trying some stuff and going, I can do more of that one and more of this other one. and seeing sort of where it goes. So we could do more steak.

Did you make that steak by the way? Oh, fuck yeah. Was it good? So it was. Did you finish it off of the dishwasher? So I suvited it. What? Why was he getting excited?

You got the room? I was saying if you find out how we liked the other one. Oh, I don't know. I'm not going to talk about it. I know. He didn't want us to spoil the steak thing. I wasn't. I was talking about your steak.

Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah. I know. I was going to say, did you do a job like Nick did? So I was very happy. I followed Nick's technique. I finished it in the suvite. Crank and twist.

There you go. I put it at like a hundred. It was probably like 95% Coke. Why would you double suvias? Yeah, it was 95% cut. Why would you suvied twice? We already suvied it. Yeah.

He just needed to get it across the finish line. So I put it like, did it till like 125 degrees, took it out, padded it dry and everything. And then in a stainless steel pan, I did olive oil and butter. And usually like you wait for butter and then butter base or whatever. Nick went butter with the oil. Let's just do it. I did the same thing. I've never had.

I'm doing it from now on. I've never had a better sear on a steak. It was fantastic. Dude, for a steak that was cooked in a dishwasher about most of the time. I don't want to spoil it, by the way, but he tried to stop you from the way you were doing it.

Listen, Nick had all of his notes while we were cooking it in the dishwasher. It's true. I had notes when he was doing it the other way. Look, it all worked out. Maybe Nick was right the whole time. Could be. He always is.

It's true. Wow. A little fucking smile on his face. He was like, he was blasted. It's happening. It turned out pretty good. It turned out pretty good.

Why is he on the table? I gotta ask. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do I mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What does he mean? Looks like poop. Dick has his.

Hey, do you think today that we're reviewing Wendy's jalopinia, ranch, cheeseburger and sweet and sour sauce? No. Oh, what? Why not? It was 50-50. We got 50. 50% is what we got.

I was right. Again. This, he hates it when they don't have the thing. He hates it. I think it's funny See Someone takes all the stress Yep

Went to Wendy's again The show is so high High pressure Where only one person is The high pressure Is when you're ordering the fucking food Because that is That's a fucking shell game

Trying to figure out How like It's always fun Four cheese burgers I always I always stick it out. Almost always.

Sometimes it's like real crazy. I do usually help. Yeah. I stand by, don't it off me. He is the most helpful. I absolutely just help. He waits until it's done. And then he goes, I've pocketed

two or three jokes. I'm going to throw at you now. But it's on the other side of it. Right, not in the middle of it. Or when I cut in, it's only because it's necessary. Uh-huh. It's true. I wouldn't eat mayo.

And then you'd scrape it off. Didn't have mayo, turns out. No. So we wanted to pick it off. The jalapeno. Cheeseburger, walked up. Wendy's, not very busy. People taking work calls on the inside. With baby.

With baby. Getting tapped at from the outside. Clicked that. Come on. Wrap that. Ratatatatat. Sauce monkey was rapping at the baby? Let's wrap the Wendy's?

Wrapping at the baby's door. A phone your baby Wendy's, never more. Who was rapping at the chamber door? Quote the monkey. Who says we're not cultured? There you go. We walked up. Hey, I want four jalapeno ranch cheeseburgers.

Do you want the meal or the sandwich? Just the sandwich. One? And I think that's what Jordan went. I'm going to go sit down. And I went, it was pretty quick. Jordan almost leaves immediately. And then I went, but can I get one of the four without mayo?

And she went, okay. May, okay. Oh, this is ranch. And we went, oh, okay, then never mind. Yeah, you just went, never mind. Then never mind. Just, that's it, fine. Okay, so you want one?

Okay, so one? Yeah. No, four, four. And then she goes, okay, okay, just the sandwiches are me? I get it. They want to be specific. Yeah. They want you to get what you're ordering.

Yeah. But we talked about it on the ride along. It really is for the dumbest people. in the world to make it like idiot proof. Yeah. So when you have to be in that system and you're just going, okay, and again, four. It's like when I hate having to call the technical support for something where they're like,

okay, let's try this first. Let's do a power cycle. I've already done. Well, you know what it is too. Can we skip it? It'd be less infuriating. I'm okay with double checking. Uh-huh.

Double check by repeating the information and just give a yes or no. Yep. That's true. It's like, instead of asking for a second time, you just having to go back through this low chart conversation. And so you didn't want the meal, right? Yeah. Then I feel good like, oh, you heard me. I didn't waste my time.

You're double checking, but you heard what I said and I don't have to repeat myself. This didn't feel like double checking. And sometimes it might be. But if you're double checking, you're just asking me again. It's like, well, it doesn't ask me 10 times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There'll never be a point where I know you know what the hell I want. Right.

Right. And then we got the four piece tender with sweet and sour sauce. Is that what those were? Yep. And then we got two of the cookie dough fusion process. Why is this called fusion? I don't understand.

Because it's not a frosty at that at this point. Yeah, I guess. I guess it's like it's a frosty with cookie dough in it. Cookie dough frozen. It's a fusion. It's a fusion. It's a fusion. Yeah.

I'll tell you it's sure not because it was like soup. It was like soup. Dude, it was so. It was so. It was like soup poop. And I mean, that's... There's like Grogoose. And this would never come out of Grogoose.

A frost is not even a milkshake. It's like an ice cream. You should have it with a fucking spoon. You did not need a spoon for that. No. Well, you did because there was cookie dough. But like, it was just like pure liquid. Too little.

Needs more cookie dough. Then we sat down and I just sort of had like my head in my hands going, I don't, why is this like the situation? Like, how is it for? Just four. My favorite part was looking at the ticket you set it down. the name just said why. It's just the letter why.

Let me ask a question. Why? So then we sat there, looked at the price, just kind of like, and then our order was called. Very quickly. It was so fast.

You got up and I went, no way. That's, yeah. I kept sitting. I got up to, I was like, surely not. And I went,

no shot. I stood up when I saw him walk over and not immediately turn around. I was like, really? Because then it was order for wall. Order for why.

It was going to be stuff to carry. Because then it would, But then it would have been Eric going... Some help? Because he would have had all the stuff and we'd all be sitting down. And then Michael was going to take some of the signage. It was like an ice-d-sand-john. Yeah, you got like even it up, you know?

I wanted to take it. So we got our money back, you said. So we got... That's what he said. We got all the food exactly the right way. Michael said, hey, make sure that sauce is in there. And I said absolutely, I saw it. So as I was, yeah, as I was walking up to help carry shit, he already had the bags.

And I'm going to put it down. And I was like, oh, let's make the sauce. And then he goes, It's good. I saw it. I went, okay. And so that I didn't open the bag. Yep.

And then we got here. So this, and we got the sweet, sweet chili sauce. Chili sauce. It's the same. It's the exact same packaging. It's the exact same packaging.

It's the same first word. It says sweet. So it's not even a situation where it's like, dude, how'd they fuck this up? The woman saw the color. The word sweet like me. Yeah.

She saw it. And I went, it's gone through so much clearance. It must be right. It wasn't even like, he took it out. It wasn't even like a, I stop listening kind of thing. It was like, no, this is there.

This is like simple mistake. The glance was like, yep, it passed the glance test. It said sweet and it was that purple color. The comedy is just me going, I'll check it. It's going, don't even bother. You don't have to for sure. And I went right on, brother. This guy won't make that.

So sweet and sour is back. Before we left today, before we left today, Michael said, what are we eating again today? And Wendy's Halapini Ranch Burger and he went, no. And I went, I was like, I'm not reviewing sweet and sour sauce that we've all had before. Turns out I was right.

I manifested. You did, you did? I was like, I'm not putting this into review. When we get to the end, I'm not going to rate on the sandwich that we've never had before and the sweet and sour sauce we've had a million times that they for some reason got rid of and then brought back, but then we didn't get it in it. It was in the bracket.

They were trying to bring it back. They were trying to bring it back. We got a bunch. We got a bunch left over. There's a lot I want to get into about this. This was the one thing. But also, before we move on, there's a sweet chill if you ask him what to put down. And going back to Jordan's, why? Taking all the sandwiches out.

Three sandwiches. Why? Why? Why? And one was like, chuh or something. P-U-W. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was poor.

And we were like, what the fuck? And it's labeled like Junior Bacon Cheeseburg. And it looks small. It looked small. And it said it was something else. And I was like, how the fuck did they fuck that up? Like they put three of one burger in and that burger from a different order in?

We were this close to being like, let's not just see a different episode. Yeah. The reason I knew we wouldn't is because he's been crowing about this since yesterday. But it also worked out because we opened up that, yeah, that Pua burger. And it was right. It was fine. It was just the same as the other ones.

It was so bizarre. We were like, I went, we were sitting there. Oh, and then also we looked at the chicken. Oh, yeah. And I went. And I went. So what do you guys want to eat today? Yeah.

And I went, we'll just read the, we'll just do this on whatever food. Dude, because he was really excited about it. That chicken was like, burned. It was worse than Taco Bell. We didn't even have like the luxury of like falling back on the chicken. I know. Which it was funny when we were there. He was already getting dealing with the order.

And I was thinking about it. I didn't say it because I'm nice. But I just went, we only got one, huh? We got the chicken and we got one tender each. Yeah. Kind of glad we didn't get more. How was you say you want to eat more of those? Well, I want to.

wanted us on a fallback in case the Pua burger wasn't good. And then I went, hmm. Yeah. I bet there would have been eight that looked like that. Yeah. You mentioned going to P. Terry's this morning. Oh, yeah. Unrelated.

Like, as we were walking in. Yeah, after I took my kids to school, I went to Peteries. I had a double cheeseburger. I was looking at all right at 8.30 in the morning. Fuck, yeah. I was looking at all that food. I go, how good was that cheeseburger for P. Terry's, though? It was so good.

It was so seasoned. I was like, great. Oh, so it's like the opposite of what we ate today. Cool. That's exciting. So happy for you. Wendy's in general. You guys,

you guys been going to go back to Wendy's? I haven't been there in ages, dude. Yeah, I have no reason to go like at all now. Like, it was becoming a problem even when it was like a regular rotation thing. And then I slowly started tapering off. And then the last few times we've had it for the show, it just hasn't been worth going back. Yep.

I would go and get spicy chicken sandwiches even before the pretzel burger. Yeah. If I want one now, I make an effort even at the further. I just go to Chick-fil-A. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, at this point, yeah. Yeah. And we've talked about it, I think on another episode, but Wendy's has changed the chicken sandwich sandwich. Yeah, I didn't know that.

Yeah. They had a big poster on it. They put pickles on it and change the bun. I'll probably try it. It's fucked. It's fucked. But try it. Let us know.

Every now and then I'm like, you know what I really go for it. Let the council of chicken sandwich sandwich. I'll be like, I really go for a spicy chicken sandwich today. Of course it's Sunday. Yep. That's about the way it works. The way it always goes.

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Bet-M-GEMGEM. operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming Ontario All right, let's see here Okay Our last Wendy's episode was on December 9th 2025 where we ate Wendy's 10D and six sauces

It received an average rating of 37.5 Not good. Yep, sweet and sour was one of them More sauces, huh? Yeah, it was? We've had it sweet. It's desperate to make it a thing they are. That'll save them Mm-hmm. Wendy's committing deceit Has made a post on Instagram saying, quote, save sweet and sour by engaging with the post and buying the sauce in store.

It was knocked out in the first round of the Bring It Back bracket and it's the first thing back? Sauce Monkey is about to make Wendy's engage with a gun. They have made-Fast-food gun violence. They have made this post where they are leaning on, hey, sweet and sour's gone. But it's in the store. We listen to you And you, if you want it Look at the lame app.

This is the picture. It looks just like the sauce we got. It does. Fucking terrible. And it's this. Sweet and sour sauce is back. But only for a limited time. Unless y'all get loud.

Yeah. Go get the sauce in restaurant. Plus like, like, comment and share this post to save it. Sweet and sour army, do your thing. This is some like, Remember when Wendy's is one of the first, like, like, whoa, Wendy's social media is like, they're sassy. They're on fire, dude. There's like getting people.

And it's like funny. That person's dead. Yep. There's a, the top comment is just somebody saying, Wendy's, don't piss me off. Take it off again and you're going to need a new wig. And it's like, yeah, we're engaging. The second comment that comes up is somebody saying, bring back ghost pepper ranch. These are the people who rise up.

Who need the conversation reset every time. Something changes. Dude, there's so many people on here. Almost any comment is not going to be about the sweet and sour. Ghost Pepper Ranch, Ghost Pepper Ranch, Ghost Pepper Ranch, Ghost Pepper Ranch. Holy shit. Right, but also, but to be fair, guess what? If they, if that exact same post exists about Ghost Pepper Ranch, no of those people will be posting that.

Sweet sour. Sweet sour. All it would be. Bring back Sweet sour. Bring back hot dog. Yep. Bring back hot dog. No, you get that burger.

Burger hot dog. I got a hot dog. Dude, it's like, Wendy sucks, but also people suck too. That's like the equivalent of like you go live on Twitch You're streaming and someone's like Can't watch today when are you streaming next Hey I'm playing this game I want to see you by this game

That's great I'm not playing that Shut the fuck up and watch what's on or go away I like streaming and people go Well you stream? No No I don't know I honestly I don't even know what this is Yeah how did we both get here I'm your sleep parole

I'm your sleep parole It's me and a playing Halo. You're imagining this whole thing. How'd you do this? Bring it back. In the bracket, lost. Yeah, first round. No word on what actually won, which they tried to fake and cheat. We know that whole story.

They tried to cheat with the pretzel pub and bullshit to a yellow packaging one. Then it won. Radio silence, decided to bring back the sauce, but even with their campaign is like, it's back, but, but we're taking away again, little bitches. Yep. Unless you

unless y'all get loud just it's fucking sauce it's so lame it's so it's sauce like again I can understand any other thing that's like different than like the like the cook line right of like this this is different

therefore it takes longer or it's special ingredients that we do not order and da da da da da da da it's sauce you keep in a box yep you could just buy it and always have it like you always have fucking crazy but they have sweet chili this is not this is not

Sweet sour, not their thing that, like, I don't even know how you get away with the lie of being like, you got to tell us how much you wanted. Get out. Sound off. Prove to us that it's worth bringing back. I don't. Fuck you. Shut the fuck up.

It lost. In the first round, it lost. Why did you get rid of it? It's sauce. Fucking crazy. Hey. Insane. After being slapped by a customer at McDonald's, Ice Spice has joined forces with Wendy's to launch a new humorous

campaign for the spicy chicken sandwich, where she changes her name to Ice Spicy. The incident at the McDonald's is still being investigated with Ice Spice's attorney saying they may hold the location responsible due to a lack of security. It sucks that the slap happened, but honestly, it's refreshing that there's customer on customer violence

instead of employees attacking coworkers over and over. Just make the sandwich and put the fries in the bag. Stop stabbing each other. Why do they keep doing, shooting, slapping? Stop attacking your coworker. Attack Ice Spice? How do you say, I mean, I saw that. by the way.

Yeah. Oh, really? There's a video. Yeah. But it's like, they didn't have enough security. At the McDonald's. Right.

They're trying to go after the big billion dollar company. Right. Holding them responsible instead of the person who like made the citizens just slant. But like, even if McDonald's has a security guard, sometimes they do. Yeah. There's just a security guard working there. He's not going to read their mind. How do you prevent someone just walks up to her and slaps her?

Yeah. It's like, I'm going to slap her unless somebody stops me right now. Bring back sweet and sour! Like, I don't Why? I'm sure there's something you could do That's not phrased, like framed that way. Yeah.

Well, I think that's just their argument Due to lack of security. I don't, that's how they get money out of McDonald. Yes. Could you, could you sue us if I just slapped you in the face right now? And then you'd be like, I would sue the company for lack of security. Yeah.

For lack of security. Guys, we can't keep having co-worker, co-worker violence, please. Yeah, the fact said. the fuck man we gotta now we have a zero tolerance gun policy we need to start attacking

the fast food restaurant yes yeah yep yep we need to start rushing them like the like their kids are rushing the Scientology bill yeah hell yeah why the pivot from

so McDonald's incident with Ice Spice and then she's like I'll go to Wendy's they'll take care of me I don't know if it's related but I like how he phrased that bitch I'm going to Wednesday

I think that that's the way that they're playing it where it's like, oh, look at, she's at Wendy's. Isn't that interesting other fast food restaurants? And it's like, this is already in the works. They would take some balls if Wendy's was like straight up like actually landed into it. Yeah. And they're like, come to Wendy's. We won't slap you.

If McDonald's is going to beat your ass, she'll come here. We'll protect you. Yeah. Don't worry. I spice all the security you need is that Wendy's. Yeah, no one's there. Yeah. There's only one baby and he's being wrapped at.

Yeah. Rap a tap tap. A man was arrested Friday after police say he fatally stabbed his roommate and then his co-worker out of Wendy's on Long Island. That didn't take long. Roney Alvarenga, 22, was charged Saturday with two counts of murder after he turned himself in following the killings of the 42-year-old coworker and 32-year-old roommate.

These are insane age ranges, actually. Why is everyone 10 years older than the last? guy. Colombo sauce monkey may have to investigate and question a 52 year old neighbor and a 62 year old landlord so we can get to the bottom of this. Sauce Monkey says, throw the book at him and forget about it. It's Chinatown.

Bang. That's him shooting you. He's been using the gun a lot. Just one more thing. Yeah. Sorry, I can't help notice it. Your woman was 10 years older than you. And then you killed your co-orgas. 10 years. Could you imagine

could you imagine episode of Colombo, it's the same thing, but he's wearing the sauce monkey mask the whole time. I'm gonna do a fan edit now and just slap them slap them at all right. He was in that Nicholas Gage movie Next. It was like one of the last movies he was in. Really? I remember the trailers for next.

I did not see it. Does he like, you gotta run from the police. You're coming to next. Next, faster. We're just doing one word titles for really cool movies. And we're watching faster. I have no idea what's going on. And the final fast fact. Yeah. On the skids, Wendy's has shuttered 42 Florida restaurant locations just in 2026 alone.

This comes on the heels of 25 closing in Q4 of 2025 and 140 closed in 2024. Don't worry, Wendy's has opened five new stores around the state. So that should stop the hemorrhaging, right? If you get stabbed by your coworker roommate, just put a band-aid on it and call it a Florida win and strut around in your lifted cowboy boots. Meatball Ron style. Oh, meatball run. Good old meatball run. I haven't thought about Meatball Ron in a while.

No. I assume he tries to... He just faded away. You gotta think he tries to make a run in 2028 and everyone just goes, Meatball Ron. Dude, that'd be crazy. He's just like, all right, bye. No way.

Yeah. I don't think he has the guts for it. I think he tried and then he realized, uh-oh. I'll just say in Florida. It was just like a botched job. Yeah. It was bad. He just botched it.

He sure did. The whole way. Like, so awesome. Like, he was like... Yep, and then Yep. Well, he opened his mouth. Yeah, that's, I mean, shockingly.

That's what he sounds like. Yeah. Uh-oh. Walking like this. Everyone was like, is he wearing, is he wearing body armor? He's wearing, he would just, he would walk like this. And his inserts. Hello, human. It's because he's trying to be taller.

And he wears, like, the big, like, lifted cowboy boot heel. It's so awesome. I have a shirt for him. There you got, he. Oh, tall shirt on some. Yeah. And then even, like, everybody in Florida, like, even like Florida Republicans are like after that,

we're like, fuck this guy. They're like all like going against him. It's pretty exciting. Yeah, he really got fucked. Yeah, yeah. But Wendy's, or guy. Wendy's shutting down that many restaurants

just in Florida is like so crazy. Was this mentioned in the article? Michael shared with us. No, what was, no, what was that article? It was just something.

It was on like Apple News or something you sent us a screenshot. It was just like the, the remarkable decline of Wendy's. Yeah, and it was the Wendy's logo which he was crying. Yeah. She was just sad and she had tears

coming out of her out. Dude, I've been saying. for such a long time now. I want to check the by line and be like, was this written by us? Yeah, it was written by Eric. Dude, I've just been talking, Wendy's fell off and it's been falling off and it won't stop. Inside the studding downfall of Wendy's.

There you go. It's brutal. Oh, she crying. She's so sad. She cry. You can't see it, but she cried. I mean, it's crazy what is happening. And they won't accept help at all.

No. It's not even like. We're trying our best. It's not even won't accept it. They're like going out of their way to refuse it. Yeah, it's like fighting it's like, we know you, you hear it. It's like we're trying to hold you down and give you your medicine. Stop.

At this point, I'm not convinced that when the pretzel pub does come back, if it does, if they follow through, that it'll be any good. I wouldn't be shocked at all if they didn't follow through. And I totally agree with you. They'll probably fuck it up. Yeah. It's because Wendy's has replied to us once. On the Instagram, on the Instagram, bring it back, bracket. All you?

100% eat commenting. You're welcome. And then Wendy's. And then Wendy's replying all you and then it's all of the bugs out there going yeah, yeah, yes.

We were the swing votes they got it where it needed to be. Yeah, and then you still try to cheat. And then you still try to cheat. And then you still trying to insert yellow packaging, you fuckers. Dude, like they are they are trying to,

I don't know if you've seen their Instagram lately or whatever. Repost if you low-key want Wendy. Like they're trying to like meme their way from the shit. I low-key want to destroy Dude, they are... My goal this year is to get hotter and more spicy.

It's trying, like, they are trying to recapture what they feel like what they had, but this is not... It wasn't that. It wasn't that at all. Try making the food good. Yeah. No deal. Yeah. Funny meme.

Yeah, anything but making the food better. Meme. Simply meme. Also, it's not a meme. No. Image. Jay Pet. We're Wendy's.

peg. They are, they've fallen off so hard. Their food sucks. By the way, I was half expecting us to like open the bag in yellow packaging. Yeah,

I said, the sweet and sour sauce will come in the yellow packaging. Which if it did, we would have seen it. Yeah. It's, oh yeah.

I think the yellow packaging, like we talked about this, it's going to come back, but they're going to make a big deal about it and they're going to have a whole campaign and just know. I mean, look, they already did it with the fucking

sweet and sour sauce. Exactly. Yeah. Clearly the bracket didn't matter. No. And we beat the bracket They got what they wanted. Exactly.

And we made sure they didn't. Instead, we got what we wanted. All you? Yes. It didn't even warrant a response from us. I know. I mean, we already gave the response pre all you. Yeah.

When we made our victory video. Yeah. They definitely saw that. And they definitely saw our application to be the chief tasting officer. Yeah. Which we haven't heard back from yet. You fucked up.

You fucked up. Not only haven't we heard back, I don't think they've hired anyone. I don't think so. Maybe they hired a. Ice Spice. Oh, maybe that's Yeah, she changed her name to Ice Spicy. So funny. It's so

funny. This place sucks. Wendy's used to be a thing that we really liked. Yeah, it was really on top. And it's so bad. If we were to like... Yeah, but I don't care like Alamo. That I can. Yes, I agree with that. Yeah, I mean, I... It's they suck and it's like, hey, you fucked up. I loved Wendy's. Wendy's was my favorite fast food restaurant. But their decline has not affected me emotionally. I just don't go.

Yeah, I just don't go. Whereas just like, I've just been slowly disappointed over time and been like, I guess you're dead to me now. Yeah. He makes us go every now and then. Like today. Every six months we have to go check in. Get what we want.

Yeah. Don't even check it. Anyway, I guess I'll read about this food, huh? Those are the facts. Wow. We learned a lot. Let's learn about the jalapeno ranch cheeseburger. We need a security camera in this room, so let me get slapped.

No, because then I can't sue the company. You can. You can. It's security. You have to put it there to make sure Nick's in it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Although, I'd be honest.

Get the nook. Nick would have maybe, maybe like an argument for a lawsuit because you would have half. You would see them coming to get all the way over there. The striking distance. He's well out of striking distance. Yeah, he is. You could argue like, your honor, no one who has to close that. I mean, you were dreaming about hitting me at the beginning of the episode.

I could have sued for that. Think about it. You hit me with, you hit me with the paper. Dude, he almost hit you with this. Yeah. Fucking whip that thing at you so overhand style. It was like a,

it looked like a battering. Yeah, it was, it was a battering. Yeah, it was a battering. It's pretty cool. Well, he is, whoa, he's the night. He wishes. Oh my God.

He's just, he's the monkey. Night. He's worse. Radiant. The monk night? I can fly. Monk Night. He's the monk night,

but he's also the Joker. He's everything. Whatever you want me and need me to be. And he's a lumbonbo. He's Missborn, baby. He's got, yeah. Oh, shit. This is good.

Alapainan ranch cheeseburger. Pairs Wendy's Fresh, never frozen beef, three asterisks with creamy jalapeno slices and melted American cheese, balancing heat forward flavor with cool taking ranch notes. I think this is really funny because last episode, I was reading this about the Burger King Whopper and the like fresh beef or whatever had one asterisk. Yeah. I feel like when you have more than one, it's like we're really.

serious about caveating. It seems like you're just censoring it. Need you to know. Yeah. Maybe there are a lot of stipulations with this phrase. Fresh never frozen beef ass. Three asteris looks great. But that just means that in the article

that this was taken from. If you just saw that, you were reading you'd be like beef. What? Oh, dude, it might be beef fucking. It might be UCK. It might be beef fuck. Fresh never frozen beef fuck.

That just means that The caveats in the rest of the article come before this and you have to go way down to the bottom. Yeah, but out of context it's just like y'all, it looks like we're not. Y'all, I loki want beef fuck. Wendy's, we're telling you, we can save you. Now that will be a funny post.

They posted, y'all, I loki want beef fuck. It's like a, it's like, just beef with three like asteris. And so people are going. It's a selfie style point of view. It's like the really low angle, but it's broke. It's broken. He says you want beef fuck.

50. He's 50. Holy cow. Also, don't forget sweet and sour. Okay. Sweet and sour sauce spares perfectly with Wendy's Tendee's trademark. Chicken nuggets or hot and crispy fries. Order as an add-on to any meal and get to dipping.

So not really a description of the food there. No. Do you know why? Because they don't have it. Because it's just a ubiquitous fucking thing. Yeah. every other restaurant has. It could be just the sweet chili.

They just forgot to rebrand it. Right. Label it. Maybe that is it. And they were just writing on it with marketing it with marketing. Insane. Did you get a picture of the banners hanging in the Wendy's restaurant? That was crazy.

There were, there were these three. Well, we start, like, I looked at it. I was getting my phone out. And then it was like, wait,

they all say 2026. And like I lost my train of thought. Like it fucked me up. Oh, the dunk thing? Yeah. Yeah. The dunk champion. Banners hung.

Cardboard banners hung. Like they do in stadiums. Like championship banners. And you expected to say 2024, 2025, 2026. Like, hey, we've been on a run of dunk champions. But instead just this year, we won it three times.

So it was three different images of like a fry and a frosty and like a nugget and a sauce. It was a nugget and it was a chicken tender. It was two chickens. Yeah. So it wasn't even like you're repeating yourself. So it was three different league

and the chicken tender league and the chicken nugget league. Yeah. And then like, so there's three of them. And then it just, they all say 2026. And it was like, why do they raise three banners for this? Yeah. What is this?

They didn't think this through. Also, the art looked very AI generated. Oh, fuck. It was the most AI generated looking. It was pretty lazy. If you weren't at Wendy's... Was anyone driving a shoe? If you work at Wendy's and you made those signs,

like, and they aren't AI, can you just let us know? If they are AI, you don't say anything. And we'll know. Okay. But if you do say something and you say you made it, we're going to shit on here. Let us know.

Hey, step up. Step up. Don't champion. That Wendy's, it's the usual Wendy's that we go to. Watch the ride along so you can see a litany of near-Miss car accidents as we are trying to leave that parking lot. The placement of the Wendy's in like that area, the driveway to enter, is it such a bad spot. It's so angled. Up.

Yeah. So you have to slow down a lot, but you can't because it's right next to the light and you have to shoot across three lanes if you're making the U-turn. Yeah, the U-turn. So, like, it's the frontage road for the freeway and there's the U-turn there and there's an intersection. Brutal. So there's people constantly piling through and it's an intersection with another busy road. So people are always turning on to that street. It's 50 feet from the light, which makes it 30 feet from where you can get on from like that round, like the turnaround.

And then it's just cars stopped. Some cars are like sideways. It was fucking wild. It was wild. I didn't notice. I just pan into you yelling at Nick the whole day. You were yelling at Nick and telling Jordan, press his leg down, press his leg down, let's go.

I wasn't yelling at Nick. No. You were asking Eric questions and Nick was answering. Yeah, and then Eric started yelling at him. That was most of the car ride. Yeah. And you just kept talking about yesterday. Most of every car ride.

Most of every car ride. Most of every car ride. Hey, how, what would you say about this? I liked it fine. I liked it though. He did like it. It's different than just fine. That's the sound of your argument blowing up.

It's good. Okay. It's good. But it could use more... It could just use more cookie in it. That's all. What do you think they're made of money? No.

50-50. Yeah. And it was good. Is it 50-50? Are you going to bad? But I liked it. Fine. I liked it.

I liked it. It's fine. It's fine. It's different than I liked it fine. Right. I liked it fine. He liked it fine. I liked it just fine.

He didn't say ma'am, which I think is an improvement. Which means it's better than the banana shake? Yeah, absolutely. Orderable? Oh, absolutely. Yeah, that goes without saying, idiot. Yeah, if you like something, you're going to order it. The banana shake is an orderable.

Unorderable. Why? Why don't you understand the system? If he likes it. You're just doing the ride along again. Here's the thing. It's not that I don't understand the system. I love the system.

I'm such a big fan. He's coming around. He's like, he doesn't understand it. I trust the system. Like trust the process but he's trust the system. Yeah, dude.

And it's the soft monkey giving you a scale. He's got no trust. He's got no trust. Just wait until my Appendectomy game. But what's that? Nick is going to come in. He's going to be hobbling. And then you record the podcast the next day.

Yeah. He's going to crush it. Shouldn't do that. And then we're going to sweep the Celtics. I'm not going to be there for any of that. He doesn't know what any of that. Me. I don't want to know. Is that a basketball play?

Yep. Appendectomy. Yeah. Oh, here comes the appendectomy. It's an alley-oop with- Rob Rob-James with the appendectomy. It's good. See, it's when you, it's when you do an alley-oop, but you're like,

you're also grabbing a guy by his, like, insides and ripping out his... That seems like you're grabbing by the outside. Yeah. It's when you go up for a dunk, and Draymond just grabs you in the middle. My kids want to see Moral Kombat, too. Really? Yeah, I was like, probably not.

Yeah, I would think. Well, they got a C, Mortal Kombat 1 first. How old are they're like? Seven and nine. Oh. Like, people are going to get like ripped in half. People cut. And this is the one that's going to be people get more ripped at half.

Yeah, yeah, for sure. The first one had people getting like ripped at half. This one's going to be like. Yeah. This one's going to be pretty intense. And it's a lot of raise the stakes. Rip them all in half. And it's a lot of people, too.

Not like monsters. No. There's some monsters, but there's a lot of people with masks. There's going to be baracasas that get ripped in. half, but you know it's gonna be mostly people. Even he's mostly a guy. He is mostly a guy. All of them see monsters get ripped in half.

Reptile? Reptiles are reptile. He's not a guy. But sometimes? But sometimes he's a guy. Reptiles, sometimes a guy. Original guy, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. And then they made him like a iguana man or something. Well, that's the thing. He took off that mask. Oh my God, under that mask? Libsard.

He was a Libsard? He's a Libsard the whole time. Whoa. Democrat? That's what I was getting at. Does he play well with others? Hell no. No. Never. Get over here Hey, hey, get in the comments about that one. Sound off. Why is he so evil?

Because he's a reptile. Got it done. Yep. Presbyterial. Let's do it. With spring comes warmer weather. It's sprung, bitch. And refreshing changes in routines.

And we are seeing an appetite for bold flavors. Shut off. What are you talking about? Guys, do you ever get hungry during spring? but only for bold flavors yeah you know after after be hibernating all winter I wake up hungry for bold flavors other than

for us to make fun to make fun of in this show what is the point what is the point right what is this it's just to pat out like an article and it's great it's the worst yeah yeah like if we if we have fresh material I'm gonna stop reading it

the next time bold flavor is possible If we ever had press material, it better start like, hey, bitch. Yeah. Well, again, that would be us. I know. That's a press material. That would be if they ever let us help them. Do you want to be fuck with us?

Enter the cuckchair contest. Whoa. Hey, it's going on right now. Patreon.com slash 100% eat now. You sign up, become, hey, you can gift yourself a 100% fan. If you happen to be an annual subscriber. You can gift it to yourself and it bumps you up. Yep.

And then you're in. or you can give to anyone else and you're in, but they're not in because you cut them. Yeah, you got cucked. Anyway. Bold flavor. That was the bold flavor of us. Yeah.

Be fucking cuck is a bold flavor. They got an appetite for bold flavors that makes comfort and discovery. What are you talking about? Now, what is your favorite discovery flavor? Well, it has to be comforting as well. What are you talking about?

It has to be something familiar but new. Look, I'm not going to expand my horizons Come on. But only like the same old, same old. Yeah, the immediate area around me. Give me sweet sour back. No. Come on, y'all.

Whether it's something nostalgic, like cookie dough, or a bold kick of spicy jalapeno, guests are seeking out, oh wait, I forgot. This is Lindsay Redkowski, Chief Marketing Officer. Kick of spicy. Guests are seeking out menu items that simply feel fun. No, they're not. We're committed to delivering fresh flavors for every fan with the quality they expect farm Wendy.

You know what I say, hey, I got the quality I expect for Wendy's. When I get hungry sometimes, I go I say, guys, I'm getting a little hungry. You want to seek out some fun? Look at it. Well, only if it's a mix of bold flavors that are combined comfort and discovery. Yeah. I mean,

these are normal conversations we have all the time. I assume that's what it is. I know we're hungry, but I'm feeling nostalgic. Yeah, and it is spring. So you know it's time for some bold flavor. Is there anywhere out there delivering fresh flavors for us? I couldn't tell you.

It's not Wendy's. They're delivering something. I certainly got the quality, I expect. To announce to the return, Wendy's partnered with sweet and sour sauce superfan and social media creator Jazz Smith at Just Jazzy IDK. Quote, no dream is too big, said Jazz Smith. We asked for sweet and sour sauce and Wendy's delivered. Eric didn't.

What's his Instagram look like? Also, what's a super fan? I like their sauce. I like, yeah. I really like the sweet and sour sauce. You don't even know Wendy's. Yeah. I really like sweet and sour sauce.

You're not a real fan! Only the real fans love Wendy's. Do you ever blow sweet and sour sauce drunk at 3 a.m.? You're not a super fan. You're a super fan? Name three sauces. And it better be sweeten sour, sweeten sour, sweeten sour. I don't know who just jazzy IDK is.

Yeah, that's in the name. Yeah, that's right there. I don't know. Stupid. When you look up just Jazzy, it's a different person. It's not Jasmine. You put it in the fact sheet. Who's that?

I've known. I looked up Jasmine. No one knows. IDK. IDK. Wait, so they included a handle for Jasmine that isn't Jasmine.

Okay, here we go. Oh, that's her. Oh, it's, wait. What? What's wrong? He's adding confusion with no words. He's going, what? This is, so just jazzy IDK has 173,000 followers on, on Instagram.

But what they spelled here is not what her handle is. Her handle has three Zs. Nice. And this has two. Nice. In their press release, they fucked it up. Wendy's. Good job.

Gotta love it. Iris! It is her. Don't hire her. That's a mistake we would take. A video with Wendy's. Oh. The super fan herself.

Wow. That's, I cannot believe they fucked it up that bad. And she just got married? Wow. Congratulations. I don't know. Was it to sweet and sour sauce? That's a super fan.

Did she have bold flavors? If you like sweet and sour sauce so much better put a ring on it. Before it gets away. My writing is being sponsored by Wendy's. And we got your handle wrong. They love me. I cannot... What a miss!

That's fucking awesome. That rocks. Not for just Jazzy. This is like when Eric worked at rooster teeth. This... Oh, we're my last... Yeah, but at least that...

I mean, my last name was spelled wrong all the time, but they never bothered to put my social media handle in anything, so it didn't matter. It was just my name. So it was like, fuck it. I guess that's close.

Yeah, ballpark it. Yeah, Eric ballpark. Oh, I love Eric ballpark. That's pretty much how it got. And not... And this isn't like... Look, broadcast fucked it up. No, no, no.

No. fucked it up. How were they to know? How could they keep track of all of their employees? Have you ever written it down for them? How could Roos Your Teeth keep track of all their employees at once? I was in the credits for like a Red versus Blue season. I showed up twice.

My name was spelled different both times. Because you could just copy and paste it. Do you still the banner? Yeah. No, the banner. When we moved to stage four, when we moved out of stage five, the banner got lost. Yeah. It's because I wasn't there to like swoop in and get it.

Yeah. I think Jeb even slacked me was like, do you want to say this? It's like, yeah, put it somewhere. Yeah, I think gone. He did. He put it in his garage. Yeah, it's probably.

I hope he has it. It's hanging some, it's hanging somewhere at Game On. I just, yeah, it's a bad. It's all the employees going, I don't know who the fuck this guy is, but he's been hanging to the back. That's awesome.

Well, we have our review of Wendy's, but we need to hear from you in a segment we call you review. Only three this time. Yeah, three, but it looks, it's about as long as the five of last time. I think I might even longer. These are some long ones. I just, whoever does the first one should do the last one.

The second one can be it's on standalone. Let's see. Let me do the longest one or do you want to do the first and three. There's a lot yelling in the second one. I'll do the second one. All right. All right. This one's from Bud B.

I tell you why. First one, a lot of bullet points. Yeah. I love it. All right. Worst, most disgusting Wendy's I've ever been to. While it would be easy to just write paragraphs about how bad this place was, I'd rather

bullet point the worst part. I didn't actually read that part. Okay, here we go. I saw as a bullet point, but I didn't think he would announce it. And then he numbers them. Numbers them. One, no AC in the building at all. It was so humid and hot in there. Two, it smelled awful. Like, God awful. Three, many

bugs on the floor. Hey, those are just listening to all the podcast. How dare you, sir? They want lunch too. Four, trash cans left out of their storage bins. The trash juice was tripped all over the floor. causing it to smell awful. Five, the employee who helped us at the counter

was a young gentleman who seemed to be high on some substance. His inability to take our simple order was mind-numbing. That might not be the drug. Yeah, we got that too. Six, the bathrooms smelt and felt like a port-a-john. Seven.

What do you mean it felt like where you felt like you touched it? Yeah. What do you mean it felt like? It feels like I've been a porta-potty in here. Yeah, they were small. It's so plastic. When handing me my drinks to the employee stuck his hand.

His whole hand. Black painted fingernails with gunk under his nails. Inside of my cup. Eight, they supposedly limit the amount of sauces you can get. I need three ranges to dunk my nuggets. Nine. It was so, so hot. Ten.

It was already a point. I felt like I needed to shower after being there for 30 minutes. This could be bundled in with nine. Thank you for taking the time to read by review. I hope you have a wonderful thing. The only thing that's needed was food was pretty good. Can't wait to go back. Yeah.

Funny, didn't mention the food. No, not at all. It was just a gross restaurant. Thanks for reading my review. Leave five stars. Right and subscribe. We got to leave a review on that review. Oh, guys.

10 bad points about your review. I found this helpful. It really was like, it was like eight. This, he did not have, yeah. Also, the bathroom one kind of goes with God awful, but so does the trash can one, because he talks about the awful smell twice. And the trash juice.

Yeah, the trash juice. Also, his whole hand, black painted fingernails with gunk under his nails. His whole hand. How can you see under his black painted fingernails? There's gunk. And his whole hand. How was he holding it?

How is he holding it? I don't even understand. Well, it's the cup. The cup's here and he just goes, and then he opens his hand a little bit so he can lift the cup. And he closes his hand. He's like,

here you go. Take it from me. Okay. Well, that's just Bud B, but that's not where we saw. That was not necessary to be that long. Sometimes the long ones are like rambling and they're fun and it's like the person's an idiot or crazy, whatever.

That was boring as shit. And it took forever. Thanks for reading my review. I rate this one story. And I hate how he numbered it, but, like, didn't put any, like, spacing. No, no formatting. There's no formatting at all. It's just, also not a bullet point.

Uh-huh. It was just a long-ass paragraph. Unnecessary. All right. Let's see. This one is from N.E. Don't want to give their name. New England.

Wow. Okay. This Wendy's is the absolute worst. The manager Abel is extremely rude and racist. Uh-oh. He threatened to call the police on me after I asked, for, quote, extra crispy fries three times, well, I don't think there's, oh, there is an end quote. Oh, no, that's what you think.

Okay, but I'm not going to mention the quotes because there's quotes all over the place. I asked for, quote, extra three, extra crispy fries three times while ordering and once at the window after waiting over 30 minutes with several cars in front of me, he came to the window with an attitude and told me, quote, they couldn't burn or cook my food to my expectations, quote. I simple asked for quote, extra crispy fries and no tomatoes as I am allergic. He told me that he was no magician. I asked for my money back and he refused. Threat me and told me he was contacting the police as, quote, that's what black people like. Excuse me.

This is very inappropriate and unacceptable behavior. I was baffled and asked him why. He said, quote, I was trespassing. How was I trespassing? And I had ordered and paid for services. Adriana came to the window and was going to refund the money. But he told her, quote, no. I continued waiting as he was on the phone.

I couldn't hear what he was discussing. But at this time I had my, but at this time I had my phone recording. He came back to the window and threw my money. I asked him if he wanted his food back and he said, no, I don't want your COVID food. And you can take that COVID somewhere else. His attitude and demeanor was totally unacceptable. I asked when the general manager would be there and he told me the next day.

Please don't go to Wendy's. I would upload the audio of this rude manager, but it only allows pictures. That was crazy. That was crazy. Usually ones like this are like, and then like things went crazy and this happened. Even if like there's a little bit of exaggeration, this is pretty intent. Oh yeah. This is insane.

Yeah. So much. Also, I'm not even sure what I just read. I don't. Well, I don't know who said what because the quotes are all over the world. The quotes were everywhere. Who's ordering extra crispy fries at a Wendy's? Who has a big ask?

That's a big... What is COVID food? The guy of the Wendy's was telling the guy he had COVID food? Take it... Do take your little COVID food. But oh, here comes COVID food. But they got the food from you? Yeah, he's COVID food.

Yeah, COVID food. Wendy's gave you COVID food and then he was telling you it was COVID food? What does that mean? Take your COVID food somewhere else. The low-hanging fruit of the manager's name being able and him being pretty unable to help is pretty good. Did not factor into this review whatsoever. That's crazy. I asked...

I simple asked for extra crispy fries and no tomatoes. I am allergic. He told me that he was no magician. I gotta say that. At first, that's a pretty funny response. And then he gets racist real quick. Well, and for my next trick. But also...

For my next trick, I'm calling it the cops. But also, is the magic required for extra crispy fries and no tomato? Look, he only knows how to cook him to windy standard. He's got to pull a beef fuck out of his hat. I'm no magic. I don't even understand even like the race is like that's what black people like. What is that? What are you talking about?

Yep. They like not getting their food to order? Crazy. Crazy. I'm going to start saying, I'm sorry. I'm no magician if somebody asks me anything. I'm going to start saying that's what black people like. I'm going to.

I think I'm not going to do that. I'll say I'm no magician and you say that. No, I think I'll stick with the magician one. If you insist, I mean, there's things to choose from from this. I'm just picking things out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna start using quotes and not ending the quotes. There's so many.

They're all so many. The next time there's a quote is like him starting a quote for someone else. Yeah, yeah. Also, did he throw the money at him or just through the money? Through the money. Said through the money. Well, he is a magician. What happened was he had nothing.

He showed him his hands and then he went, the money kind of flew in the air. He pulled it out for his ear. He didn't. He's no magician. He did. He can't do that. He did this and there was nothing there because he can't do that.

Evercadabra. Take your pockets. Oh, it's nothing. Yeah, I'm no magician. All right. The last one is from Blake M. Okay. Bunch of lazy kids who don't care.

Wait in line for 10 minutes. It was 1259 and they said they were closed. And I'm like, hey, I waited in line for 10 minutes. Took him 10 minutes to do two cars, three plus people working 10 minutes, dot, dot. then they yelled foo but actually before words what screw screw this place i i take that review just for that one sentence they yelled foo but actually before words if they close at one and you're waiting in line and by the time you get there it's one they're closed they're closed that that is a standing thing i mean i mean that's not even there even they took too long it's closed

Yeah, but also this isn't even like, that doesn't even apply here. Because that's usually like you roll up and they're just being late. Right. This guy's stripping, well, let's, well, you're only close because I'd wait in line 10 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. We're closed because we're closed. What is it?

If the line was an hour long, they just worked forever. Yeah, right. Like, this isn't if you're in. What? If you're still in line, stay in line. Right. What are you talking about? Bro, I complain at Wendy's when the fucking, it's like open to one and they don't want to serve me at 12.35.

It was 12. 59. But have you considered Foo? Foo. Well, that's what I yelled before words. Well, but actually before words. I think what Blake is trying to say is they said, fuck you.

Right. But they wrote Foo, capital F F or his you. Right. But actually before words. I don't know what that means. But actually before words.

What were the before words? Right. What are the after? letters. Maybe he means, but actually put into words. We know what he's trying to fucking say. He's trying to say fuck you, but then explain it. But that, but the explanation. But actually before words. But, but like what?

He wasn't speaking. Hey, what happened afterwards? I'm not talking about afterwards. I'm talking about before words. Do you think maybe he went then yelled food, but actually swear words and misspelled the word swear to before? Yeah. Okay. I think, I think it's, but actually the swear words. But I really like before words. because that's... I'll take swords for 200. That's the most mega-64 thing

where it's just like, is this afterwards? No, this is before words? Where it would be like, oh, is this a reenactment? And then Mega-64 and go, no, this is an acment. Yeah, this is an actment.

So enjoy this. Before words is awesome. I'm saying that. I'm working that into my vocabulary. I think that's what black people like. No, that's yours. I'm no magician. Yeah.

Well, hey, foo. Are you saying before? Four words? Third base. Well, those are your reviews of Wendy's, but we have our reviews of Wendy's Halapino Ranch Cheeseburger. Whatever it is.

What the fuck did you just say? Whatever the fuck it is. I was going to keep going sweet and sour sauce. I was going to say sweet and sour sauce, but we didn't have that. He stopped the afterwards. Yeah. Let's put a fucking fork in this food.

Yeah. There's not really much to say. Wendy's is swollen off and their food is unappetizing, bad to look at and burnt. The chicken was black. It was burnt as fuck. The tenders were terrible. I don't know.

They can't do extra crispy fries, but they give us that. They can't do extra crispy fries, but they can't do it. A bunch of magicians. Maybe there's a reason why the guy said they can't do it. We can't. We've tried. We overcorrect.

We undercorrect. It was shitty. And then he wouldn't get us a sauce. This is the epitome of Wendy's falloff for me. Like, I opened the rapper and looked at the food and was just like, I gotta eat this. It's like gray meat. It was very gray.

Except the inside of your burger, which was pink. The chicken wasn't gray. Mine was pretty pink. No, the chicken was like blackened. The chicken was fucked. Yeah. The chicken looked greased burned all the way. That was some salmon or catfish.

It was grease burn. It was bad. It was definitely grease burn. And I'm just like, man, they made that and went, fuck it. And put it in the box. I think it's time to punish Wendy's. I think they've been ignoring us. They've been falling off.

I give this food a nine. Wow. Okay, that is a punishment. I'm done with him. It sucked. I'm not going to Jordan them, but 27. 27. That's fine.

Punish him. 18. Yeah. I ate my whole burger. Did you eat the whole burger? I didn't eat the whole burger. I did. You know that.

Thank you, Nick. I'm excited. I feel like this could be good on if another restaurant did it. Yeah. Like that, that ranch. It's a jalapeno ranch burger. Yeah.

Straight on everyone else does it. ranch had potential. The ranch sauce itself had, had like something to it. There was flavor. I don't disagree. But it doesn't have jalapeno flavor. The jalapeno. Also, they gave us the wrong sauce.

So it's like... No, it was not spicy at all. No, zero. Zero spice. It had the jalapeno flavor from the jalapinos, but those went away fast. Well, we're definitely not going back anytime soon. So we're not going to try the chicken. I'll try the new chicken.

Okay. You can do a little... I don't want, I'm not even like, I don't want to go back for the chicken. You can do a little aside for us. Yeah. Let us know. They don't deserve another episode. Yeah.

I mean, until they bring back the pretzel pub, I have no interest in going back. I think they have to be on restriction. Yeah. Or if it's something that is, if that chicken, if that chicken ends up being good and they come up with a chicken thing.

Time out. Or if they come up with a food that isn't currently on their meal. Or they make the packaging yellow again. Not even then. Especially not that. Do you look you want yellow package? Rolf.

Ralph. Ralph. Robb. Dude, when he's posing, my raffle copter takes me to Wendy's. And it goes Nob, knob, knob.

They should do like a meat spin meme. Whoa. That's what beef fucking is. Now we're talking. That's beef fucking. Indeed. I can ask Preckleburger. That's a brutal.

It's a brutal score for Wendy's. That's a brutal score for Wendy's. They do deserve it. They really do deserve it. Dude, I mean, they're a jack in the box. Dude, we came Burger King of 50. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I think Wendy's is on punishment. What is, what does this come to? Brutal. Oh my God. Brutal. Well, that's our review of Wendy's. Maybe skip this one.

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