100% Eat - Wendy's Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich & Biscuit

Episode Date: February 15, 2022

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Wendy's Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich & Biscuit so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about the how the live show in Chicago went, THE PRETZEL BACON PUB SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH, and bald eagles vs bald people. Sponsored by ExpressVPN (http://expressvpn.com/facejam), Hello Fresh (http://hellofresh.com/facejam16 + code facejam16) and Hawthorne (http://hawthorne.co + promo code facejam). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a Rooster Teeth production. Well, well, welcome to Face Jam. Don't you shake your head at me, you little rat. This is the show where we try every new fast food creation to let you know if you need it, you probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my non-rat co-host, Jordan Sweers. Jordan, how are you? I'm out of the rat category. You're out of the rat category.

I'm out of the ratagory. Dude, when I got here today, I literally, I opened my car door and immediately the scream of a grackle happened. And I just went like, that's a good omen for me. I was greeting you. Yeah. I, by myself, went, whoa. Yeah, I was greeting you. Yeah, I I by myself went whoa

Anyone else in Austin's was like goddamn crackles. I was like nice. Yeah, well, it's gonna be a good day It's like getting pooped on for us And Blippi's friend. Oh, dude You in the butt play? Oh my god. But play as in let me poop on your butt We learned a lot about child entertainment YouTube star Blippi from Michael today. Hey, you know what? What's that? Nick will get there one day.

Not into the child entertainment and into the poopy on other people's poopies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could get into the first part of that. Look, it was a Harlem Shake meme. He's putting the mask back on. He's wearing one of those. Oh, no. The monkey might be the one doing it. Yeah. I mean, you know. It's monkey from mask back on. He's wearing more of this. Oh, no. The monkey might be the one doing it.

Yeah, I mean, it's monkey from the live show. I'm just saying. If any animal is known for poop play, monkeys high up there, right? Anyway, Google blippy controversy. If you want. If you want. Just saying. There's poop.

There's no need is what we're saying, I guess. But you want. Just saying. Yep. There's poop. Yep. There's no need is what we're saying, I guess. But go ahead. Go crazy. Just trust us. Yep. I wouldn't lie to you. Eric would.

No. Yeah. He was shaking his head at the intro. I thought it was a great twist. Thanks. Every week it's a twist now. Yeah, I like it. They're all good.

I'm sorry. I like when it's the regular intro. It's a nice intro. And I make it. They're all good. I'm sorry. I like when it's the regular intro. It's a nice intro. And I make it nicer. If Eric had his way, you'd be like a sportscaster. I know, right? I just think the intro is so nice. It's the only piece that we do that is on the format.

I would say maybe if I didn't do it right, air quotes, the same way every week. But there's always, I try and punch it up in a different way. Maybe that's what he takes offense. Variety is the spice rat of life. the same way every week, but there's always like, you know, I try and punch it up in a different way. You know, variety is- Maybe that's what he takes offense. Variety is the spice rat of life. Speaking of spice rat. Today,

we're reviewing and ate, just to clarify. We'll let you know right off the bat. We got it. Which you think might not be something we should have to say,

but on this show we do. The Wendy's hot honey chicken sandwich and biscuit, but we didn't have the bat. We got it. Which you think might not be something we should have to say, but on this show we do. The Wendy's hot honey chicken sandwich and biscuit, but we didn't have the biscuit. Oh, wait. Yeah. Hold on. They wouldn't serve it to us. They would not allow us to have that. Right. Well, they didn't say, no, that's a breakfast item, and it wasn't breakfast. I felt like she was saying

it in a way where if I really pushed, I probably could have. She reopened the door a little bit. She was a little bit like, do you really? But they were so fucking slam, that drive-thru was like insane. Oh yeah.

They also had some trouble on their hands because we walked in and you could go inside. Right. There's a lot of places still closed inside, but there was a sign on the door that said, like takeout only. Yeah. Like no indoor dining.

We walked in and somebody was eating at a table. Yeah. Oh, after telling his kid, we got to go eat in the car. And then they just sat down and ate. Maybe the table was the car. Do you think they drove the table there? I think they thought

they drove the table there. The guy kept looking around and he said, they're coming for me. It's like get smart. He's got a table car. He kept reaching up for a rear view mirror.

Yeah, he was trying to drive the table and he kept talking into his shoe. He didn't know he was in the cone of silence. He kept saying Anne Hathaway. Oh, that's right. They made that movie. Yeah. I forgot.

I thought you're talking about the original show. I went for the updated one. No, that's good. Although the jammers probably get the old one first. Yeah, that's why I figured you were going with that one. That makes sense. Missed it by that much. That's what he said.

That's pretty good. Is The Rock in that? Yeah. Not the original, no. The Rock is in the remake, not the original. It's probably A-Rock. I get it mixed up. At some point, it's probably A-Rock.

A-Rock, yes. Not The Rock. Maybe A-Rock it. Oh. Maybe they go to A-Rock. I doubt it. Yeah, I doubt it too. I don't think they knew A-Rock existed in the 1960s.

Well, that's Wendy's. This is our first four-peat. Is it? Wow. Or as I like to call it, the double two-peat. He did call it that. You could have called it the two-peat two-peat. You went with double two-peat.

I like that. That's pretty cool. Two-peat squared. We're doing what Michael Jordan could never do. Four in a row, baby. Take that, loser. Go cry some more in an interview. And we're going to Chicago?

Well, I mean, by this point, we'll have already been to Chicago. We're back from Chicago. It's now time to announce the Face Jam Normal Podcast Tour. Yeah. Chicago, February 11th. Be there. We've already come out. You can stop promoting it now. jam normal podcast tour Chicago February 11th be there I'm finally excited to go

if you've been waiting for me to get excited I am excited two days earlier than predicted now do not wait if you listen to this right when it comes out buy your tickets now do anything you listen to this right when it comes out, buy your tickets now.

Now, just do anything you can to get there. It's going to be a hell of a show. I will say that I've been talking to Michael about, you know, because I'll say like, are you guys excited to go? And he says, mind your business. Yeah. Sometimes he texts me in code and I have to decrypt it. But I will say that it was 1.15 a.m. the other day. That's correct. And I got a text from Michael that says, okay, I just got decrypt it. But I will say that it was 1.15 a.m. the other day. That's correct. And I got a text from Michael that says, okay, I just got excited for the show.

That's accurate. Let me tell you. I texted that too, not expecting you to reply, but expecting you to note the time the next day. Absolutely. And that's why I did it. It was 1.11 a.m. And it was just, okay, I'm excited for the show now. And that's it. And then I backed off.

And that was it. I knew there was no reply. It was just him letting me know. That was the moment it happened. Why? Maybe we'll see. All I know is that he's excited now and is promoting it, even though this comes out after. That's up to you to decide.

What? You can put it out tomorrow if you wanted. Let's squeeze this one out real quick That's up to you to decide. What? You can put it out tomorrow if you wanted. Let's squeeze this one out real quick. I'm just saying. I like the cat looked back and went,

what the fuck? I'm just saying. She's like, can he do that? If we record this episode and someone goes, wow, this is the best promotion

I've ever heard. This will surely put the meat in the seats. It's out of my hands and people choose to release it too late. Okay. All right. The schedule will be damned. Nick, cut hands and people choose to release it too late. Okay. All right.

The schedule will be damned. Nick, cut this part so we can release it for the, okay. See how easy that was? You said it, he clapped. There's the,

well, it was a round of applause. It was one clap. Oh. I ate another fry, I'm sorry. That was two. He's practicing for the end of the show

on Friday. Oh, that's right. Wait, were you guys, we're on stage with you. To the side. But yours stood a little bit forward and bowing, and me and Nick are on stage looking at you and clapping.

Clapping with the audience, yes. Do we get, at one point, we're also on stage, do we get to wave, say like that? No, you will receive no acknowledgement for your participation. I think there's some wiggle room there. Oh, you think so? He might come around. We don't necessarily have to bow. We can, like, wave a little bit, but then quickly turn.

I think there might be a brief moment, like, you know, kind of like right before you get hit in a video game. If you block, you get a parry. Whoa. Not just a block. There might be a brief moment where you can parry Jordan and get away with a bow or a wave or something. But I really can't predict that until it happens. That's true. I understand.

Sometimes his attacks are hard to predict because he changes his style frequently. I'm like a Dark Souls boss. Yeah, I don't know if it's going to be an overhead. Oh, no, it's his third form. It's a horizontal slice. Jordan loves the vertical. Jordan falls to the ground and opens up

and it's a giant eyeball that comes out and fights you with two swords well a grackle flies out of him oh no so expect that at the show buy your tickets now but again no

they're already this is already the show already happened this isn't the same promo still that we cut no it's up to him to decide

yeah at this point it's a round of applause. It's two claps. That's his third clap. That's three, but I mean how... There's got to be a window between claps where it's a new first clap.

I don't know. It's him. You can't clap tomorrow and say fourth. It's not a running tally. I'm sorry. The Statue of Limitations have run out on that clap. This is a new clap. It's a rolling thing. Every 24 hours it refreshes. That's what I'm thinking.

24 hours? Well, that's the thing. Because for normal people I think probably you give it a few seconds and then the clap ends. But it's him so I really... So if he texts you at 1.15am andm. and says, I clapped, that counts?

That counts. But that's after a minute. That's the first clap of the day. He's doing a little one now. We're talking about 24 hours or the day. You know what I mean? Like 24 hours from now? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. 24 hours from now. So first clap starts at, oh my God, it's 1.17 p.m. That's too much clap time. What part are we on? Are we talking about today's food still? How do you feel about Wendy's food in general? It's fucking four feet.

Come on. Listen to the show, man. We like Wendy's. They had the hit. They were always solid. They became the best in the world. And then they threw it all away. And now they've done nothing but ruin it for me

because I knew what they had and what they lost. They moved to Canada and then pulled the rug out from under them. Yeah, I ate Wendy's more now than I did before the pretzel pub because now I just cry every time I go there. Everything I put in my mouth at that restaurant and it's not always food is compared to the pretzel

whatever bro whatever it doesn't matter we're not here to talk about it we're just here to mention it's not the pretzel pub sometimes it's food are you dining in? he's always dining in

hey mind your own business you're talking about this is about the pretzel pub not me and what goes in my mouth right

but I'm just saying now I look and I go you still don't have it you son of a bitch it's because you know what they're capable of and what like

what they're turning in is so like it's lame it's also like it's astonishing because you could say it'd be like McDonald's getting rid of the Big Mac. But it's not. The Big Mac is just like, that's their thing. Right. This was good.

I'm not saying it because it's like, I'm the number one. But Dave, it's like, I don't give a fuck. It was the best thing you had. It was like really better than anything else they had on them. It's not like Wendy's was bad. Wendy's is fine. But it was better than anything else they had on the menu. And I would put it up against most other things from like every other fast food place.

It was fucking great. We had a problem. It was just me and Michael. It was bad. It was me and Michael just texting pictures of the sandwich back and forth. And that would just make us go get the sandwich the two of us absolutely made it worse

for each other we were textbook enablers right like I think we got it so much more because I get out oh yeah you guys are both

bad influences on each other I'd see that hot pretzel cross and that good I need it and they just got like it's just gone

they don't even talk about it. They've had the bacon cheddar, the thing we had last time, which we'll talk about in the fact sheet. And then they had, like, another cheddar burger thing. It's uninspired. Someone might say, some jammer might say, oh, they're talking about it again. And it's like, yeah, when a loved one dies, this is how you keep them alive. Through memory. This is how you keep them alive. Through memory.

This is how they live on forever. It's like when someone goes, so-and-so's dead, but in a way they're not. And I say, yes, they are. Just think, it would have been the highest rated thing if Jordan would have just asked for the spicy version. Oh, I forgot. I botched that. Only I have thought about that. I'm too busy thinking about that Frosty Chino.

Thank you for not ordering me a Frosty Chino today. Michael asked for it. He's like, Jordan wants a Frosty. Wait that frosty chino thank you for not ordering me a frosty chino today michael asked for it he's like jordan wants a frosty wait frosty chino and there was no we did get a four-piece nugget though we did and he wanted one he ate one it was cute i was eating a little spice he was like i got one with your name on it wasn't even in my mouth yet lucked out and it was weird it definitely had my name on it. Wasn't even in my mouth yet. Lucked out. And it was weird. It definitely had my name on it. Yeah. It was written in blood.

It wasn't written in the sauce that doesn't get delivered till next week. Oh my God. I'm so, look, I understand that there's supply chain issues. Every fucking restaurant. I live in the human world and I get that that's like a thing. What is it about the people who work in restaurants that just volunteer this information? Because, man, it's the most important thing in the world to them, the person that works there, and not to me, the guy who just wants to eat.

The problem is, now this might not always be the case, but the problem is it's also, I bet there's unhinged people that scream at them. They're preemptively getting ahead of it. Yeah, they're preemptively like, oh, no, this guy was really, you know, going on about how he didn't have the sauce. He was asking a lot of questions to you. He was the furthest away from you of the group, and his ears perked up at the, like, sound of sauce talk. It was.

And then he turned to me, and Michael was like, did you hear what they said about the sauce? He started, like, asking questions about what the sauce was, where they could get the sauce. Was it Thursday or next Thursday? I need to come back. I need to check. Do you think this is just this Wendy's or do you think it's all Wendy's? Do you think they'll have it in Chicago? Do you think Round Rock has this problem?

Do you think Waco has this problem? I think he's going to go home and tell his wife about eating here today and go, hmm, sure would like to try that dipping sauce. He's going to go home and tell his wife about eating here today and go, hmm, sure would like to try that dipping sauce. I think he's going to go home. He's going to go home and go, you know what would be fun? When was the last time we went to

San Antonio? This is not too far. Just a little bit far. Drive to San Antonio for the hot honey dipping sauce We can go see the Alamo What if we lick the sauce out of the inside of this container We can look at six flags

There it is Wow Let's head back Goodbye It's weird that one of those flags is a confederate flag right Is it really Yeah I think it's weird that they display it

I don't think it's weird that it happened No it's I'm not saying it's weird that they display it. I don't think it's weird that it happened. No, it's... I'm not saying it's weird that it fucking happened. It's weird that they're like, this is Six Flags. Confederacy. It's like they're showing it. And then when you go to the state capitol, too, they're like, and this is for... This is a statue to remember all the Confederate soldiers that were lost.

And it's like, what? Why? Is that like all Six Flags or that's and it's like what is that like all six flags or that's here no no that's all that's what six flags is named after the six flags over texas and one of the flags is the confederacy it's like what nick knows what it is it's like germany france nope they don't let me tell you let me just let me just tell you it feels like germany let me just tell you. Feels like Germany. Let me just tell you. Oh, sorry. Confederacy France. You might. It may be what they're named after because I didn't know it was from Six Flags Over Texas. Yeah. And I guarantee you Six Flags Over Texas is like, yeah! Oh, yeah.

In all the other Six Flags, that's not on display. Until it was... In the rest of the country. Yeah. It does not exist in New Jersey. At Six Flags Great Adventure, there are no Confederate flags. The flags are just a bunch of

colors. They're fun carnival flags. They're not actual flags. Until moving here, I didn't know that that's what Six Flags over Texas was. By design, I feel you didn't know. A hundred percent. Because there's a Six Flags in California.

Don't look at that. Look at this old dancing guy. For some reason, for some reason in Texas, they really like to tell you all about old Six Flags. Jesus Christ. Yeah, there's one they stay a long time on. It's fucking crazy. France for some reason. Never, never, even

that did I get, like, until I got to Texas, I was like, oh, it's fucking crazy france for some reason never never even that did i get like until i got to texas i was like oh it's actually named after six flat like who gives a shit yep i just assumed it was a name could be called five flags it's a fucking theme park who cares also why is texas like flaunting the idea of being tossed around they love it texas loves it texas loves itself they love yeah well it's that you grew up here and had to take, like, Texas history. We said the Texas Pledge every morning. That's true. The what the fuck?

There is a second pledge to Texas. Does this microphone work? Can you tell us the Texas Pledge, Kat? Please repeat the statement. Can you? Okay, so Kat just said that they did the Texas Pledge every morning. Kat is our intern. What did the Texas Pledge every morning. Kat is our intern. What is the Texas Pledge?

I'm like 95% sure that it is honor the Texas flag. I pledge allegiance to the Texas, one state, under God. Like something. It's the same fucking thing, and you say it after the Pledge of Allegiance. Does Texas know that they're part of the country? That's the craziest fucking thing I've ever heard. Michael, I don't know if you knew, but they were their own country for about 10 years

before they ran out of money. They'll let you know. It's one of the flags. What? The Texas flag. Jesus Christ. Again, they got tossed around. This state's fucking ridiculous.

I know about the Texas Pledge of Allegiance because my wife told me a story where she grew up here and lived in Illinois for about a year. And her first day at school there, she kept standing after the Pledge of Allegiance. She was like, now we say the Pledge to the Illinois flag, right? Imagine pledging allegiance to the Illinois flag. Oh, fuck. That's crazy.

pledging allegiance to the Illinois flag. Oh, fuck. That's crazy. That's like when my friend Sean went from a private performing arts school to a public school in like seventh grade. On the second day, he raised his hand and he said, hey, we didn't have dance class yesterday. When's dance class? And then he got beat up.

He got danced on. i got a shirt with that with that guy's face on it it says wins dance class imagine being that age and raising your hand you're just like i excuse me can everyone bully me for a while perchance good teacher may i inquire as to when dance class I think the teacher said get him. I'm not one for bullying, but he told us this story and our friend Garrett just said, oh, Sean, I would have been mean to you. Damn.

And that's Wendy's. And that's what we know about Wendy's. Do you feel like your whistle's wet? Soaked. I actually have chapped lips. Oh, no. I'm a little dry, but we should move on. That's just the weather.

I'll save it for spitting silly. Oh, that's good. That's when you get wet. It'll get better when we're in Chicago. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. When it was like 32 degrees here during the freeze, I decided. It was 20.

See, it's a 20. I went out for a walk down to my mailbox. You walked on your mailbox? Down to my mailbox. Because it's like down the street. But I was like, I'm going to bundle up and then I'll use this as a test for, oh, your chapstick just... Hey man,

it happens to everyone. Don't worry about what I put in my mouth. You got that from Wendy's. So your mailbox, how cold was it when you were walking down your mailbox? I think it was about 36 degrees, but it was a little blustery. So I was like, this will be a great practice run to bundle up and get an idea of how cold it will be in Chicago. And how did that go? I learned a lot.

My gloves? No good. No use. Absolutely no use. Thermal underpants? Probably a good idea. I got a good coat, though. That's good.

My body? My body was good. Also, beanie. Gotta have a beanie. You gotta cover your head and your ears. Might just get one of those like california kid moving to texas get one of those uh balaclavas just just i like it my my first time in chicago um i think you should read us a haiku. Oh, okay. Let me... Do you have a Wendy's haiku?

This is the third one. Wow. This is, again, our first four-peat. Double two-peat. Time and time again, victorious or foiled, but we ask for more. Whoa. That could be about war.

Uh-huh. I mean... More Wendy's. What's the difference? Wendy's never changes. I mean, if they keep playing this no more pretzel thing, it could be war. It might be war. It might be war.

Do they want to avoid a war? Who's the Russian? Who's the Ukraine in this situation? I feel like we're Russia and Wendy's is Ukraine. Wendy's is Ukraine. They're releasing public videos of children shooting guns or practicing. Who's going to try to stop us? I don't know.

No one. We were told that like if we just like if we fuck up Wendy's a little bit, no one will do anything. It'll be okay if you get in there and like if we just like knock knock over some shit in their kitchen We'll probably get away with it We have a plan of planting our own people In Wendy's to start fucking shit up To make it look like they really are asking for it We're going to make Nick get a job at the Wendy's Nick probably has a job at the Wendy's already

And then reports Will come out that people at FaceJam Are getting a little concerned about taking over the Wendy's This is a good idea This is concerned about taking over the Wendy's. This is a good idea. This is how we take over the Wendy's. I don't want to really take over the Wendy's. We just need to force their hand. I want to make them make the pretzel pie.

I see. We got to force their hand. We just have to scare them. We won't persuade them. We just have to persuade the Wendy's. With force. Okay. All right.

It's really loud in these headphones. Whoa. That was loud. That was loud everywhere these headphones. Whoa. That was loud everywhere. Uncalled for. That looked bad. She's the only one not facing him. You're actually in the worst position. All right.

Let's learn about Wendy's. Already? We're only 22 minutes in. Hang on. Slow down. Our previous Wendy's episode was released September 15th, 2021, where we ate the Big Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger and Chicken Sandwich. It received an average score of 32.

Wow, it sucked. Yeah, I know. I was angry. Well, that's the thing. I know that for sure. I don't think that it necessarily, like, sucked. It just, I think this was the one that wasn't. Was this recompense?

I feel like we were rating wendy's we were absolutely coming after wendy's attacking them yeah and taking time and time again yeah and it wasn't harsh enough obviously uh the next fact is uh in all caps bring back the pretzel bacon pub spicy chicken sandwich it. Not a fact. That's a fact? You know what? I'm going to agree it's a fact. It's a fact. Do it. That is a fact.

Bring it back. I think the fact would be bring back the Pretzel Bacon Pub Spicy Chicken Sandwich or we'll go all Russia on you. I think it's fine the way it is. We don't want to give away the whole plan. Right, right, right, right, right. As of writing, the Wendy's Hot honey chicken sandwich and biscuit are not on their website nor app, and there is no mention of them on their social media. Did we get the food?

I hope so. I walked in. I walked in, Eric, punching and kicking and slamming chairs going, if they don't have the food, I'm going to get angry. And I said, I think you are angry. It's like what happened last fortnight trying to get the Taco Cabana. And he was like, we need to go into the Little Caesars. I'm about to get angry.

And then I opened my mouth and he said, I don't care. It was like that, Jordan, but worse because that had happened already. So he was feeding off that previous anger as well. It's true. I was really stressed out. I already, from his reaction, I already thought we got the news that it wasn't, he couldn't get it.

And I was like, oh, did they not have it? He's like, I don't know yet. And I was like, oh my God, this is preemptive. Do you know how hard it is to contact? We had a backup restaurant. We did. We actually had two backup restaurants. We had one backup.

We had one backup restaurant. You should talk about his other idea. It's going to actually had two backup restaurants. We had one backup. We had one backup restaurant. We had one backup restaurant. You should talk about his other idea. Why? It's going to get bleeped. It's a good idea. But we can talk about the concept because I have thoughts still. Okay.

Go ahead. You have thoughts about my idea? Yeah, go ahead. Let's slow this down. Go ahead. It's true. 25 minutes in. Go ahead.

So he suggested there is a bleep in the bleep In the shopping center It's a j*** Nacho tiny tacos Blacklisted They're right there They're in the same parking lot So they have another iteration

Of their tiny taco Travesty And this is not This is like the fourth or fifth one Since we did the last one We've slammed them not This is like the fourth or fifth one. Since we did the last one. We've slammed them now. This is like the third time. Yes. And they just What did they even do last time?

I don't even remember. Oh, no, it was It was a In between the tiny tacos, there was a like chicken sandwich or something where I just said, hey guys, something to be aware of. And then everyone got really mad.

Yeah, but there was another tiny taco. There was a red tiny taco. And then there was a regular tiny taco again, but with a different dipping sauce. And now they're doing nacho tiny tacos, and it's different. They're bacon loaded. Yeah, they're bacon loaded. They're loaded with bacon. The gall of this man.

Here's the gall. He told us about it yesterday. Right. And we were all like, we were outraged about it. He does the thing where he just like throws it out there. I'm just letting you know. Hey, look at this. Here's the thing though.

He's just letting us know. He knows what will happen. It was harsh, but warranted. Right. What we said about the tiny tacos. It's like when a kid asks when's Dan's class at your public school. You're going to give it to him. But that happened, right?

Yeah. And then cut to today. And he's like scheming. And he's still freaking out about this. And I say, oh, so if the backup plan, we get that other thing we talked about, which was not this. And he goes, yeah, or we have another one.

And we both kind of go, oh, we do? And he's like, yeah, there's a bleep in the bleep right over here. And we just started screaming at him in the car. It's like if your friend Sean came in the next day and said, through his bruises and lacerations, but really, when's dance class? And they laid into him again. How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man? God damn you.

I'm just saying that they were there, and we were close. You said it the day before and we said no. They will continue to be blacklisted. I feel like every time they come out with a new Tiny Taco iteration. Reset the clock. Six more months. Yeah. Just add on to it.

Can you add time for bad behavior? You're in prison longer now. Yeah. I just couldn't believe that they really, they really just went more tiny tacos. That's insane. I'm telling you, they have too many tiny tacos. Their supply chain works too well. They just keep coming.

Stop delivering them. They don't know where they come from, but they're getting them. They like sprung a leak or something in the ground. Tiny tacos. It's like oil. They struck tiny tacos. Dress them up.

These are red. Anyway, back to the past. Okay. Wendy says they offer salads for, quote, flexitarians, end quote. A term for a semi-vegetarian diet with occasional meat eating. I think Nick sighed. This term is very interesting for Wendy's to use as no one who eats at Wendy's regularly

is either health conscious or flexible. Well, I don't know. I would argue the pictures posted with this episode prove otherwise. That's true. You looked health conscious and he was flexible. You saw how flexible my stomach was when I squeezed it. Yeah, you were flexing it.

I squeezed it into a fun shape. It was getting squozed on. And then he wanted in on this action. Immediately he wanted to rub his belly. Saw pictures were being taken. You go to take a picture. I look at him and he's like fucking jumping around and moving. And I yelled at him immediately, stop moving.

It's a picture. And it was a reflex because it's what I tell my small children when I'm taking a picture. And I'm like, and I was harsher with him than my children. I keep pleading with them. It's great. Stop moving. It's a picture. You have to stand still.

This grown ass man does not get the same niceties. And so I just yelled, it's a picture. Yeah. What an idiot. And then Jordan took a picture, which you can see posted. And so I just yelled, it's a picture! Yeah, what an idiot. And then Jordan took a picture, which you can see posted, and he took my picture, and he just moved his hands

as fast as he could. It's like taking a picture of a dog. Look, he played off his lack of intelligence. Yeah. That makes it funny. He made me angry. All right?

Oh, man. And the final fact, it's a long one. Almost like it's making up for the lack of facts. I don't know about that. We'll see how many sentences just run on. Four is tough. In 2013, Wendy's tried to register its trademark in Belgium.

Some pronounce it Belgium. But has now lost a legal case stating they cannot use the name in Europe. Like Burger King is too hungry, Jack, we at Face Jam believe Wendy's could go by any number of names, a few of which Jordan will give us right now. Redhead Delight.

That sounds... Michael James. Thomas Burbs. Redhead Delight. You started with that. Double stack them. Michael keeps shaking his head. The monkey's putting the mask back on.

Everyone's hiding. Red Head Delight. Should have closed with that one. Don't take your kids to Red Head Delight. And don't eat inside. Don't eat the food to Redhead Delight. And don't eat inside. Don't eat the food at Redhead Delight. You can go there. You can put stuff in your mouth. You can drink the water because it's not in Austin.

But don't eat the food at Redhead Delight. Leave your kids in the car. Dad said he would be out in 20 minutes. It's been two hours. He said he would be out in 20 minutes. It's been two hours. There's a kid's meal and an adult's meal. The adult's meal is behind the curtain.

Yeah. Drive your kids off at the play place. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Redhead Delight. Ohhead delight oh my god oh it's so fucking funny hungry jane that would have been a good one oh god damn well those are the facts those are the facts and now spitting silly oh shit oh. You can't just turn it on. Oh, we can. We got to dip our toes. I got something spilly to slit. Oh, yeah.

Gross. Are you talking about the number one combo or Redhead the Light? I don't like this. This sucks. You know who went to Redhead the Lights a lot? Blippi. Oh, yeah. Both as a patron and a performer.

You use the bathroom there a lot. Well, if you push hard enough, it turns red. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Blippi! Trax, don't worry. Oh, man. Do you think the Chicago live show is this good?

I think it will be. Get your tickets now. Oh, my God. Who will do the pooping? Hey, look, it's Face Gem from the live show. There are people I don't recognize. There are four different people. Someone goes, hi, I'm the Eric.

There are people I don't recognize. There are different people. Hi, I'm the Eric. Oh, man. We should totally do that. I took his clothes. It's not the same clothes. They're his.

That's why you've been stealing his pants and the ads. You know what's even funnier? There's side thing that like Eric and I were doing in our spare time just like off the clock we've done this little like role play wrestling thing that you may have seen it's like you know he's like a piece of shit and I'm like a hero I'm like the good guy

I'm like representing the show but it's a funny thing where it's very much me versus you and it dawned on me that the shirt I'm wearing is your shirt that I borrowed. Oh, yeah. Because I couldn't find mine anymore. Got a text the day before.

Hey, man, you have that Listen to Face Jam shirt? Can you bring that? I just need to borrow it for this shoot. Oh, yeah, man. No problem. It was after hours. It was one o'clock in the morning. And then the whole shoot the whole shoot was i'm gonna kill you asshole thanks for the shirt you deserve it yeah i washed it and gave it back oh man he did it's true

it's true and i gave you a gift oh i don't even know but i did a blippy gift? No. I gave him some shaving products. It's true. I don't think there was a sponsor for this. There was no joke about it. Well, that's why it was vague. Yeah. I know. That's why I'm leaving it vague, too.

Who could it be? No one knows. He also needs a haircut. God, no. Fucking kidding. Hey, I've got a silly to spit. Oh, yeah? Would you like to hear it?

Yeah. It's a little... I think maybe you remember Pasta Pete? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I hung out with Pasta Pete last weekend. We had like a nice. Did you go to Olive Garden? We didn't. We were here.

We were there. A bit of everywhere. And then he was gracious enough to invite me and my ex, which was kind of fucked up because I didn't know they were going to be there. Even though we were in the same car. You were in the same car. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, we were there hanging out, chatting. Oh, wait, you're going to the same, even though we were in the same car. Anyway, we were there, hanging out, chatting.

Oh, wait, you're going to the same place? Like friends do, right? Hours. I'm walking out the door. Bye-bye now. Time to leave now. Bye-bye. Bye, Pete.

Pete's going potty or something, right? And so Pete comes out of the bathroom, which is in front of the exit. And so Pete comes out of the bathroom, which is in front of the exit. And as I'm walking towards the door, he leans over and pulls a bottle of water out near the front door, holds it up to me and goes, boil notice, like shakes his head. And I go, are you fucking serious? And he goes, yeah. And I was like, I've been drinking your tap water the whole time I've been here.

And he goes, you have? And I go, yeah, you gave me the fucking cup. You handed me the glass. And he goes, oh, shit, I've been drinking it too. I forgot. I had like seven glasses of tap water when there's a boil notice. And he goes, yeah, I just found out last night. And I go, the whole time I was talking to you, I had nothing but water.

I didn't have a single other beverage. I filled it up over and over and over again, and so did he. And then he comes out and he goes, that's why I got this bottle of water over here, hidden behind a couch. Anyway, have a good one. And I was just like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

And he goes, oh. Oh, shit. The boil notice was already going on. Oh, yeah. Okay, it didn't just turn on. No, no, day before. Day before it went on. This was like 24 hours later.

And he goes. He drank all the water. Dude, he goes, like, I'm an idiot. Like, you have? Yeah. You gave me a cup. didn't you didn't tell me you knew and he goes oh no me too i forgot un-fucking-believable man i don't feel so bad for like accidentally using like the bathroom sink to like get my toothpaste i was just like

i just kept going i'm dead i'm gonna die and he's he goes he away. I was just like, I just kept going, I'm dead. I'm gonna die. And he goes, no, it's just like, probably maybe at worst like diarrhea. And I go, yeah, really? And he's like, I don't know. Well, no shit you don't know. God damn you.

Unbelievable. I love him telling you, you have been drinking the water and then realizing hey can I get a cup yeah no problem here you go and then he also was drinking it and then him drinking it also is just fucking perfect

you've been drinking poison I've been drinking poison you've been drinking poison why oh wait me too so oh my god that is classic Pete Why? Oh, wait, me too. So. Oh, my God. That is. I'm still here.

Classic Pete. How was your night? Maybe this show saved me. Oh, you think it like. You got iron inside. Yeah, the stomach's like, I've seen this before. This is usually in the food, but now he's just taking it right from the water. Taking it straight in the

liquid form. Alright, alright. Okay, yeah, we'll see how this goes. Crazy. Crazy. Oh my god. What a fucking lunatic. That's awesome. This just teaches me that boil notices are a bunch of crap. Oh, it's fake. Do you think I'll be alive by the time this airs?

Just so you know. Rest in peace. Yeah. I wonder what happened. Oh, wait till Tuesday. You'll find out. Oh, you'll see. Wait till the episode comes out. Oh, man.

Just release it before it gets handed over as evidence. Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they'll just like gum it all up with red tape. Smart. Oh, man. That was a good spit and silly. I feel like that was fucking insane. I've come to terms with it by now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever happens, man. That was a good spit and silly. I feel like that's fucking insane.

I've come to terms with it by now. Whatever happens, happens. I wasn't even angry. I mean, I'll be honest. Tainted water tastes very good. Yeah. I just kept going, like, what's wrong with you? How?

Hours. I mean, that's him. Hours. I made a point to go, I'm just going to drink water. I don't want to get sick. It's just like, a point to go I'm just gonna drink water Uh huh Like you know what I don't wanna get sick It's just like I just

You know what I'm staying hydrated Let me just keep It's empty I'm in his kitchen already Hang on let me just go over To your sink Where the tap water is

Yeah no problem Cheers To tap water Glug glug glug glug glug glug I don't know why people Drink bottle of water Yeah this water is just fine dude it's an old wives tale

fucking great hey what's this swimming around in my water if it helps yesterday when he was on a different podcast he kept talking about wanting to be put into an unmarked grave when he dies that doesn't surprise me I mean he just kept saying it

he just kept saying it yeah he just kept going like put me just kept saying, he's like. Volunteering. Yeah, he just kept going like, put me in an unmarked grave. And then everyone was going, we're not talking about an unmarked grave. And he was like, right, put me in an unmarked grave. We're not talking about graves at all. Yes, do it.

I described him as a piece of clay. Yeah. And that you can mold him into what you need him to be. And it's not quite solid, but he's not a liquid. Like, if you take your hands off of him, he's going to, like, droop a little bit. A little bit. Like, he's good enough, but he still is clay. You know what I mean? He's not rigid, but he's not a cup of tainted water.

No. But he will drink the tainted water. He's a soft clay. I have one more silly to spit. Okay, go ahead. I'm going to set you up for it because you're the one who experienced this. The urban legend we were talking about the other day. I was driving home from somewhere and almost crashed my car on the freeway.

Oh, no. Because I remembered the urban legend of... You can't get it out. No, like, people younger than us don't know it, and I think I feel like I'm even on the tail end of... Rod Stewart drank so much cum, he had to get his stomach pumped. Have you ever heard this urban legend?

I don't think so. Nick knows. Nick knows. Nick has. Yeah, they teach it to you in Texas. Texas history. It's actually one of the flags. It's him on his back with his legs up in the air, just slurping. It was an urban legend thing that I remember hearing when I was a kid, but this

was like before the internet. So how did that happen? And it's like widespread. Like Andrew Rosas knew about it. Other people know about it. I texted my friend. The conversation, Eric texted it out of the blue to be like, guys, crazy, right? And me and the other guy were just like, we have no idea what you're talking about.

No, they didn't. And that's crazy because I just kept thinking about the other guy were just like, we have no idea what you're talking about. No, they didn't. And that's crazy because I just kept thinking about it going, you ever drink like a whole Gatorade and go like, oh man, I'm full. He had more than that. But he didn't. He didn't though because apparently he had to go on TV and finally say that. In 2012, he was like, I have never had to get my stomach pumped for any reason. So he didn't deny drinking his own cum,

just that he drank enough to get his stomach pumped. That's smart. It's like, you know, have you seen people do like the gallon of milk challenge, that kind of thing? Never heard of it. Where you drink like a whole gallon of milk and then it makes people throw up.

Interesting. Imagine that, but it's not milk and he doesn't throw up uh-huh and then and then and then and then somebody says you have to stop and he goes never and then an ambulance come i'm gonna be honest that the most insane part of all that you didn't even mention and that's filling the gallon you left that part out. It's true. Where did he get all of it? I don't know.

Hard work, that's where. This is just an urban legend that I remember from when I was a kid. I don't know if this qualifies as an urban legend. Why Rod Stewart? Two people yelling yeah. All the people who you could probably believe drank too much cum and needed to get their stomach pumped. When I heard it, I was like I was probably like eight. All the people who you could probably believe drank too much cum and needed to get their stomach pumped. I don't know.

When I heard it, I was like... What did Rod Stewart do? I was probably like eight. You know what he did. That's what we're talking about. According to him, he didn't. Right. He had to come out and address it for some reason in 2012. I like the idea of someone for 20 years going,

this guy drank a gallon of his own cum, and then he addressed it and he went, I believe him. I guess he didn't.'t i fuck i gotta call up everybody i told and let them know how do you get wrong what was really getting me is not just the logistics of like how he how did he do this but like before the internet how do you spread a rumor that just gets that it's prevalent like that was everywhere and not it didn't make its way up from San Diego to Los Angeles

everywhere it was everywhere in my house my mom knew about it my brother knew about it people say I started it all the kids in my school I told knew about it guys according to some rumors I'm starting you're never going to believe what happened to Rod Stewart. Other people know about it.

It's crazy. Anyway, that was definitely spitting silly. That was... Sounds like it was swallowing. We swallowed too much silly. I got to go get my stomach popped. I swallowed too much silly. Rod's here again Sucking the silly juice

Oh man His room's in the back He was working hard all day Fire up the pump Jordan you wanna teach us about the food? Yeah in a minute. People know about that urban legend. They do now.

Yeah, they do now. I hadn't, but it's my favorite urban legend now. Eric, we're going to be at the live show when this airs before that. No. And everyone there is going to know, and he's going to go, see, they know. I don't want to ask the live show if they've heard this urban legend, but man, I'm so curious. Well, you can now because that's a live show,

and these little mutants that are listening and not going aren't going to hear it. And so you can really stick it to them by saying the same thing twice, and they'll feel really special hearing it, and they'll go, wow, that was so cool. Yeah. And then this episode will come out and they'll go, oh, he just repeated that question.

But it'll be too late. They'll already be gone. They will already have clapped while Jordan and I bowed. Well, taken the applause and ran. Yeah. It's perfect. Stolen valor. I'm brain for Eric this year.

That's what I'm all about. All right. Hot honey chicken sandwich. The chicken sandwich contains... Go ahead. It doesn't say this chicken sandwich? Nope. The chicken sandwich contains a spicy all-white meat chicken breast,

melted pepper jack cheese, three strips of apple with smoked bacon, and crispy pickle chips topped off with hot honey and served on a toasted bun. It was that. How about the thing we didn't eat? Hot honey chicken biscuit. The chicken biscuit contains an all-white meat

breakfast chicken filet drizzled with honey sauce and served on a buttermilk biscuit. Cut out the bacon and the pickles, but I feel like bacon would have worked fine on a breakfast sandwich. Yeah, I agree. I understand. Also, you didn't need the pickles on either thing feel like bacon would have worked fine on a breakfast sandwich. Yeah. I agree. I understand.

Also, you didn't need the pickles on either thing. No, I mean, that's fine, but I still, it makes sense them knocking it off, but I think you'd take the pickles off and then it's the same sandwich, but it's a biscuit. Yeah. Why did you get rid of the bacon? I don't know. Bacon's a classic breakfast food. Especially on chicken like that. That would be totally fine.

Makes no sense. Either way, we didn't eat it. Apparently you didn't ask harder. They wouldn't give it to us. Keep saying that. It wasn't breakfast. They wouldn't give it to us. Nick's on the same page. I think if we would have asked a little bit harder. So it sounds like it's on you, not them. Nah, Nick's with me.

Yeah. He doesn't know what he's agreeing to. He looks like he's getting ready to have his stomach pumped He just woke up Press material Yeah let's do it Do you think that would work if you go in And you say hey can I get the

Can I get the honey The hot honey chicken biscuit And they go oh sorry it's breakfast only And you go oh it's fine I just woke up It's breakfast for me And you go, oh, it's fine. I just woke up. It's breakfast for me. It's my breakfast time. I haven't eaten today.

Make my sandwich, please. You might get a little sticky after you've eaten the sandwich. And that's okay, said Aaron Bennett, manager, culinary and product innovation. It's not okay. It's never okay. We felt like if your fingers weren't a little bit sticky after eating this, that we truly weren't delivering on the hot honey experience. Do you think Rod's fingers were

sticky? I was going to say, they should just change their name now. This is a press material worthy of a restaurant named Redhead Delight. Oh, were your fingers sticky? Not just my fingers. We're not doing our jobs if your fingers aren't sticky.

Fuck. If you don't leave Redhead Delight going, how did I get sticky there? We're not doing our job. Also, just when you thought there wasn't another way to spell the name Aaron. Right? What? E-R-Y-N. Also, just when you thought there wasn't another way to spell the name Aaron. Right? What? E-R-Y-N.

Seems obvious in hindsight. Made up. First time I've seen it. Me too. Wow. Man. No, you don't have to go out of your way to say, you should get sticky. Don't ever say that.

I'll be honest, I was worried I was going to get sticky. I was surprised how unsticky I was. Yeah, it's even dumber because I'm not sticky at all. You got this fucking sticky fiend over here pleading for people to get sticky. Get sticky, get sticky. I hate it. I hate it. You can tell because I wasn't dipping my fingers in my tainted water.

I hate it. I hate this. You'll be okay. I felt something swimming down my throat. Nick texted me at 118 clap what the fuck and then he did another one how many is that

I don't even know dude that's like 5 or 6 claps that's a round of applause I don't even know but it's pissing me off oh man okay I guess we'll review the food

let's rate and review this food Jordan I really like not having to do it last episode like I feel like oh the rating yeah it was just

sorry bud it was nice It was a nice change. The pickles are the worst part of this. Agreed. Uh, they don't need to be on in any form, but least of all crispy. Uh, but other than that, they put the, the spicy chicken patty, which is great. One of my favorite things to get from any fast food restaurant on this thing. And they put some pepper jack cheese and hot honey, and it was mildly spicy. It was not bad.

And bacon. Yeah, there was bacon on it too. Sorry, I was thinking about breakfast. Yeah. You had the lunch, which means no bacon. Also, I'll say the hallmark of breakfast and going, sorry, we're not serving it as breakfast, is egg. It's not on this.

Why couldn't you serve this? I don't know. The bun? The biscuit? There's no part. I'm sure they have biscuits. Honestly, it's less pieces to do just the breakfast one. It's just chicken on a biscuit and they drizzle honey over it.

My understanding is just like, oh, different food, cook different. We don't do that after this time. And there's no, why can't you just put it on a biscuit? I don't know. Doesn't make any sense. I don't know. Should've asked harder. She would've given it to you. Should've asked harder. Fuck. Should've asked harder. Get in there and ask hard. So what did you think about your

sticky, sticky sandwich? Not that sticky. Just enough honey. Although Michael commented saying he didn't think there was any honey on his. No, that was my first bite. I got the honey. Visually, it did not look like there was much honey. Yeah. No, that was my first bite. I got the honey. Visually, it did not look like there was much honey. Yeah, it was mostly I looked at it. I was worried looking at it because it had soaked into the bun. And I was like, that's the thing I need to touch.

I just didn't know the situation with the sauce. If it was clear that like, I understood. What was the dipping sauce? Right, I understood that I think it was more. But I was worried that it was more, but also it wasn't going to be on the sandwich. Completely understood. And would not have come to that conclusion if not for Nick going,

what does that mean for the sauce? What does that mean for the sauce? Is it here? Do they have it? I think he worried me a little bit. Just because it seemed like... Mind games, you know? Well, I don't really care as much as him.

I'm not so much a deviant, but honey was in the title of the sandwich. Yeah, that would be... Yeah. You know. That would have been insane I didn't want him to maybe get mad you wouldn't want him to say he's about to get mad

when he's already mad when he says I'm about to lose my temper it's too late you should have ran sooner he's telling your ghost but I did enjoy the sandwich um it's you know my tried and true is just the regular spicy chicken i think i would stick with that unless i asked for no pickles maybe this is like a nice little plus up of that uh perfect for spice mouse levels. Pepper jack cheese and their spicy chicken patty in itself are not usually spicy.

I did get a little bit of heat from the last bite. I don't know if it was concentrated in that last bite or what, but there's nothing I can't handle. Whoa. Ooh. Especially after that Arby's one. He's getting bigger. Which is pretty spicy. I think this mouse might be a rat.

He's skirting. No, you said at I think this mouse might be a rat. He's skirting. No, you said at the top of the show, no rats here. Well, a spice rat. He's a regular rat. Thank you so much. Spice rat is something to be revered.

You know? Like a bald eagle versus bald people. You know what I mean? Like the bald eagle is patriotic and heroic. The bald person is not. You don't want to do that.

What if a bald person is a spice rack? I'm going to leave it at there. I'm going to take that win and cash out, please. You got to know when to fold them. I don't want to add on to that. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Bald eagle, bald people.

There's a bald guy just staring. I'll salute a bald eagle. If I see a bald man, fuck you. Well, you imagine a bald man looking at someone looking at a bald eagle going, what the fuck? This fucking sucks. What does he have that I don't? This fucking sucks. Dude, this is stupid. He's waving a flag around.

No one gives a fuck. The eagle soars over into his legs. The eagle's on like murals and portraits of patriotism and the guy's like, I can do that. He's a bald guy going, come on. I can do that. All right, fuck, shit. I can do that. All right. Fuck.

Shit. Number. A number. 68. Pretty good. 68. The pickles drag it down a little bit. Pickles drag it down.

I pretty much agree. It was good. Here's the thing. As we said earlier Everything they make I compare to the pub Obviously this was not as good But usually I'm like Jordan

I go this Like was not as good And I wouldn't bother getting this And I'll just get the regular chicken sandwich And that's what really hurts That like I wouldn't It's like I wouldn't get the cheddar thing sandwich. And that's what really hurts. That like, I wouldn't, it's like, I wouldn't get the cheddar thing, but it's fine. But I, but it's like, eh, I just feel like I'm trying to relive the pub, but it's not.

Yeah. I would get this. If this was like, it's still not as good, but I would get this over the regular sandwich. I didn't have a problem with the pickles. The honey was good. It, to me, was a plus up. It was what I liked, and it added a couple of simple things that I thought made it better.

I enjoyed it thoroughly. And I'm going to have to give it a 77. Okay. 77. I liked it. This was a good sandwich. I'm trying to move past my anger. I understand.

And, you know, I think on the four-peat, I really gave it to him the last time. Right now you can kind of separate from what was so good. I can't, but I know I should. Yes. I guess I think that's what it is. I'm doing what I should do,

not what I want to do. Right. And that's, and that's sort of the first step. But I will say this, I thought this was a pretty good sandwich. The honey actually was honey, like physically.

So it's not just like a dry thing that doesn't really taste. You go, ooh, the honey's in that bite. And honey chicken, pretty good combo. Yeah. That's an average score of 72.5. That's pretty nice. That's a pretty good score. And again, I think that's just,

that's speaking mostly to what Wendy's chicken is, right? Oh, yeah. That's pretty much it. They're so good at that. That's what this was. They are. I think they're probably the best at chicken, like fast food chicken.

What are we snacking at? This is from Emily in Cochrane, Alberta, Canada. Oh, okay. Is that two names? Emily? Well, it's Emma-Lee. L-E-A. Lee. Lee.

Oh. We have this thing. This is the thing that I want us to try. There's a few other snacks in here. Oh, Canadians, can you stop? Cheetos ketchup. Ketchup. Cheetos.

Kat gasped. She gasped and Nick oohed as usual. All right. Unpredictably. These are Cheetos ketchup. I guess I don't even know how you call them. Chips. Are Cheetos chips? They're Cheetos. I don't know. These are Cheetos ketchup chips. I guess I don't even know how you call them. Chips. Are Cheetos chips?

They're Cheetos, right? So Canada loves ketchup flavored chips. Are they shaped like maple leaves? They are leaves. So they're maple leaves, yeah. But there's no maple flavor? No, they're just shaped like it. Okay.

We know when something shaped like macaroni and cheese is shaped like, you know, like a character. It doesn't taste like the character. Oh, man. Keep me away from those blippy flavored mac and cheese. Oh, no. Whoa. He's blasting. The smell of that is so strong.

You want me to dump it? Is that good? This is. You got some Cheeto on there? That does not look like the box I'll say there was an attempt to make it a shape Stop shaking it at me. I'm holding one look you're looking right at me It smells like too much ketchup. I'll be honest Jordan in most situations almost every situation any ketchup is too much

I agree. It's just like I don't care if it's already on something. Ketchup has like... I don't ever find myself dipping ketchup. No, me neither. I don't care for it. Why did I smell it again? So, so, go ahead and you can... Nick didn't like it. It being red makes me think it's gonna be a hot Cheeto.

Yeah, like tiny tacos. Shut the fuck up. It tastes better than it smells. Okay. It does, but not by much. No. I mean, it's... What I will say is the ketchup isn't overpowering.

It still tastes like a Cheeto. It's not just like a disgusting glob of ketchup. Yeah. But I don't know why you'd get this when you cannot get it. I've had the Lay's ketchup, and that's better than these. What do you rate it? 27. 27, Michael?

Not worth it. Not 20. Shape's fun. Fun shape. For some reason, I didn't expect it to be hollow. Yeah. It's just the outline of a maple leaf.

It's 23.5. You think it would be easier to just make it a whole solid shape. So it's 23.5. Now here's the thing. Emma sent us a few other snacks. We're not going to rate them. We can divvy up the rest of the snacks or whatever.

But I just want you to know that ketchup Doritos are also in here. I bet that's worse. Yeah, and then there's also Thrills. It still tastes like soap. Can you stop? Is that soap gum? It's gum that tastes like soap. What? Is that soap? Or like, can you stop?

Is that soap gum? It's gum that tastes like soap. And then there's a few, there's these things called Mr. Big, it's some Cadbury stuff, and then there's a few Hi-Chews and Kit Kats and everything, so Emily, thank you.

He died on the Peloton. He did. He did. And then it went away. Yep. Well, then Peloton went, no, he's fine. He's fine. Check out this funny ad.

Hello? He did what? He died on the Peloton. So thank you, Emma, for sending us snacks. If you want to send us snacks, you can, and we'll rate them. Send them to Face Jam. Care of Eric Bedour, 1901 east 51st street austin texas 78723 um don't send us ketchup chips we've done ketchup chips we've done it i know cat

was very excited about the ketchup chips but we've done it we've done ketchup chips um i don't think we have to have any more of those i'm just saying in general no bugs i'm not going to say hard and fast ketchup chips yelling no i feel like you just did what say hard yeah no no i'm not going to say hard and fast no ketchup chips I feel like you just did say hard and fast I'm not saying hard and fast it's not soft it's a soft if you really if there's a ketchup chips where you go these are outrageous but do you understand the door you've

just opened you can be hard and fast and people are still going to go well he didn't mean me and send it check this out. And now you're saying, well, unless you really think it's good. That's everyone. That's every single person. Hard and fast is bugs. Do not send us

bugs. Well, except the one person listening that's going to send bugs. We don't mean you. I will say, I think, was it the last episode or the episode before we really hammered the oh, he must be talking about everyone else, not me. Yeah. Did not curb the amount of suggestions that I received.

Never will. Insane. I don't say it to fix it. I say it to just point it out. My favorite. There it is. Are the people who listen to it, acknowledge it, and then go, when they suggest something, I know you don't want this but get a

load of this that but just so you know if you do it i assume you know you're doing it but don't know that's you that's you when you say that you're the people we're talking about i don't expect you to stop reading after that i don't expect you to change nor do i want to but i will laugh it's never not funny so send us snacks uh also if you want to uh check I will laugh. It's never not funny. So send us snacks. Also, if you want to check out all of our past episodes, you can go download them where you get this podcast. Shut up. And then you can also visit facejampodstats.com, which was a list compiled by our loyal jammer Tanner C.

I talked to Tanner and he's like, oh my God, I can't believe you found the website. Talking about Jammer Tanner? Jammer Tanner. Jammer Tanner, thank you for compiling that. It was super helpful when I had to quickly find what like date and scores everyone gave the last time I went to Wendy's. I also used the website today to count how many times we went to Wendy's to make sure

it was four. But now what you're saying is he could just make shit up and you won't fact check it. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, because you just basically said thanks for doing my work for me. I just use your thing now. No, Tanner would never, Tanner would never do that to me.

Tanner, please do it. He's talked to Tanner. Tanner, you son of a bitch. Don't you do it. Please just like do it, but don't make it obvious so we can catch this motherfucker. Tanner, you piece of shit.

Thanks for the website. Follow us at FaceJamPod to stay up to date with everything. Thank you for coming to our live show in Chicago. It was a hit. Everyone loved it. Right. We'll promote it. You go to store.roosterteeth.com for all your FaceJam needs. We have a lot of great stuff like the

food trays. I can't believe Michael Jordan showed up at the live show. I can. That was trays. I can't believe Michael Jordan showed up at the live show. That was crazy. It was originally the name of the show. And then we did one-on-one with him with Michael on my shoulders. And he still somehow dunked over and posterized

you. And then he cried. And he took that personally. But where do you get tickets? Bit.ly. RTXevent.com. There you go. Get your tickets to the Face Jam show.

Here's the thing. You're making faces. What are the odds they forget to take down the tickets after the show? What are the odds? We could get people buying tickets. Boy, I want to say zero, but I can't. You know what I mean? Damn.

Someone's like, I can't wait to see this show what a racket I wonder when it is if this tricked you into going to get tickets go buy tickets for one of the other live shows that'll work all right rate and subscribe and tell a friend about the show where we eat food and rate the food

don't blippy your friend though dude here's what you say don't blippy your friend I say who do you want to be in this world? The friend or the Blippi? I'm the Blippi. There are two types of people in this world. There's the Blippi and the Blippi's friend. Eric's Blippi's friend.

The shitters and the shit chat on. This is over. Okay.