100% Eat - Wendy's Roulette Losers - Wendy's Ride Along

Episode Date: December 11, 2025

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There's a Luby's over here and on the marquee it says, forget the diet. It is turkey time. Gobble, gobble, boof. It is turkey time. It is turkey time. When's the last time you went to a Lubies? I've never been. I've never been to a loopie.

I don't know. What about you, Nick? I probably got cheek in there 15 years. Okay. Until tomorrow. Ooh. The last year I did Kirby Lane Thanksgiving. I bet that's pretty good.

It was, it was solid. I went to 24 diner one time. Thanksgiving. It was pretty good. Yeah. They make solid food, so. Most places make solid food. Unless it's liquid only.

Smoothie king. Liquid diet. Jamba juice. Oh, how's that cold brew? It's at most. It's really good and way less sweeter than that fucking frosty. Holy shit.

I couldn't wait to get it to get that taste out of my mouth. So we just filmed... Nick died for that. He did. He did. We just filmed a short... Shirley, it's out.

Patreon YouTube somewhere. I don't know. And it is the... Russian roulette to see who gets the snickerdoodle frosty that nobody wanted and Michael said get it get it we're going to do a thing yeah it was right Michael was plotting along this was the normal time where I go nickel look at that and he goes ooh and then users are getting annoyed and then I'm like let's get it and it's like I know I'm telling god damn it crazy this is what normally happens not that happened should I stop saying that no you should shut the hell up for like 10 more

seconds what's Mingus show it got me there yeah but but And then he goes, oh, I didn't want to say anything. And Eric goes, I don't care what you get. That's what I wanted to happen. And Nick went, I don't want that. I went, yes, you do. He's like, that's snickerdoodle. And I went, all right, well, now we're getting it.

And then I turned to Jordan. I'm like, let's find like a Russian roulette like thing on your phone. And whoever shoots themselves. Couldn't be a wheel. Didn't want to spin a wheel. And Jordan went, there's got to be an app. Immediately found one. As he's looking, I'm like, it won't be called Russian roulette.

And then it's called like revolver. Revolver simulator. Revolver similers. You later. Incredible. And then we got it, and the results were amazing. The results are, you should check out the short. It's great. It's really funny.

We really, really made everyone pull their own trigger. Yeah. And you couldn't see shit, and you just tap around. You go, is that it? And it was the perfect thing to do to kill time while waiting for our food and kill one of us. Yeah. Listen, it worked. It was cool.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I said to Eric, because you guys are sitting down, and I was like, and get that. I don't want that. And I go, just get it. Yeah. We're going to do a thing. We're going to do a thing.

We're going to do a thing. Okay. Surely we made back the $4 that the profit costs. We fucking better have. I'll be honest, though, was not my intent. My own entertainment was my intent.

And that was worth the $4. At no point are we doing something going, I hope it made its money back. I don't know. Well, I mean, I guess I'm saying, I hope it made its money back. At no point are we saying, this will make it money back.

This is a good business decision. This will. This business doesn't make sense on paper, so we should never start doing that. We got here through just sheer bullshit. Shear will to make this happen. Logic is the last thing we need to bring into this. Then it's kind of like when you take a company that's not a real production company, and then real production companies kind of start running it,

and they think it is and they run it like one and it doesn't work out. It's shocking. Let's not do that here. No, no, no, no, who did that? I don't remember. Exxon, I think. How about this? Fuck you.

It's green. Are you stupid? It's green. What could they possibly be? What's the problem? Answering my email! No, I think they were probably going, The lights are off!

That's probably what they were doing. That's exactly what they were doing. Crazy. All the other ones are green. Not this one. Yeah, this one's off. Gray means stay. Yeah.

Use your head. Stay on gray. I'm turning on. in my coffee now that one's green so we uh we already recorded the michael jordan podcast yeah because today's an early ass one and they uh we got the wendy's chicken tenders and they didn't wake up to what 10 30 yeah so we came in and did the mjp mm-hmm which i like when we type that we never really say it uh i just start saying it more mjp sounds cool mjp uh uh so we shot that first and i'm just i'm finally waking up i was real tired and played a lot of yakuza which i

talk about at length in mjp but now i'm getting fired up i got my cream brew whatever crap and we're gonna go get a frost teacher now yeah no no no i did not need a fucking frost that took way less time than waiting at the firehouse subs god yeah this is true yeah maybe it's because we're playing and we're playing russian roulette and the mcdonalds oh also when we were playing i don't know you guys noticed this when we were playing russian roulette and old lady was watching yeah oh yeah and she was laughing she got a kick out of it she was she found it really It's because she's really close to being a listener. The, she's really close.

The gun went off. I like this content. I don't know what content is. The gun went off. Watch the video. The gun went off and we were laughing. We stopped and I heard her keep laughing. I was like, oh, the lady was watching.

That's awesome. She had a fun time. She loved it. She enjoyed it. She had a great time. That app lacks like real blood effects, I know. Gravitas. Just like the fun of it, like you can't actually spin

the revolver. Yeah. Jordan, you got the free trial. You have to tap it. Yeah, you got to pay the $5 a week. If you really want to, they're really banging on people, blow yourself away. $5 a week, dude. And again, even as you got the app, which it's good, it added legitimacy. But as you were looking at it go, and also, I'm sure there's just a website you can go to that has this exact feature. Yep. That probably did more of what we want. But I was looking for something with some cool effects. Yeah. I should have like turned off silent mode of my phone and then a loud bang.

You know, I'll be honest. I said this. I said this. While we were in line, he was like downloading the app. And I went, that, that honestly stresses me out. Like, you haven't even downloaded yet, but like if you accidentally have a gun go off sound effect in Texas, so people will pull out. Yes, that is true is real. Like, specifically here, that's, hell no.

That's like, I'm like, oh, put it away. Give me the red hat. Yeah, put that on my head, dude. I want to you, whatever it takes. I don't care. Jesus Christ. Every one of that Wendy's was probably packing, including Dave Thomas, who walked in, floated in. Floated in.

He was coming in to take that other woman's soul. Yeah. Yeah. He, uh, in addition to founding, you're going to love where you're going. In addition to founding Wendy's, he's also the grim reaper. Absolutely. Oh, wow. Yeah, but you know what?

He ain't that grim. No, uh, he's the nice reaper. Yeah, he took the job. He's a happy reaper. Mm-hmm. Like Joe Black. Yeah. Have you ever, man?

Have you ever, man? speaks patois and he gets hit by a car so it's awesome it's kind of like kelsier whoa whoa he's not really grim reaper why did not really but he did he did but also it doesn't matter if it makes sense it I got it he got it exactly that was just for us whoa people the audience will yeah whoa and a couple will be mad bridge four bridge four bridge for remember uh last night when we recorded the last episode and we were talking about harmonizing and Nick started hitting the high notes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pretty good. That happened? Oh my God.

That was really funny. How many voodoo's inward? I thought that was pretty fun. Was it just one? Yeah. Okay. We were about to start recording and I remember like opening a beer and Nick's like, I'm not sure if I want one. I went, if you're going to drink one, drink it now. Don't forget this is 9.5%. It was the right decision too. It's so close to wine. They're so good. I slept so good. I haven't had one beer. I haven't had beer in a while,

but the last couple of times it's been like grab whatever. Mostly at the office. Yeah. Because we have so many like random beers and I go, ugh. And then I keep drinking it. Yeah. Dude, cracking that fucking tropic force open and I'm like, oh, it's so good. They're almost too easy to drink.

They're way too easy to drink. They're easier than like regular 5% beers and they're 9.5. Yes. And they're 9.5. It's like drinking wine. If you started day drinking with those, You might be in trouble. I don't think you make it tonight.

No, uh. I don't think you stay in day. I don't think you make it to anything ever again. They're really good. Slam him, get back in the van. Yeah. It's 10 in the morning, drink this. Oh, fuck.

All right, you heard him. At least we were full of water burger. Jordan twisted my arm like that once too. Yeah. We have beer. Fine, I'll drink it. Stop insisting. Not fine.

I said. Jordan going, what did you say? Yeah. I'm like upstairs. and you're like, oh. Yeah, that is exactly what happened. Fine. Oh, man.

Are you excited for Wendy's? Yeah, we're full. Exactly. Right. So you're all set? You're full. I thought you were full. Which means you have more room.

Nick's about to embark. The day we're recording is the day before Thanksgiving. Nick is about to embark on the three best days of the year. Yeah, what he calls his three best days. Now, are they all equally three good days? Oh, Friday is better. Okay. The day after.

So Friday's better than Thursday. Yeah, yeah. Oh, so you have them ranked Friday, Thursday, Saturday? Now, why is Friday better than Thursday? College football. Okay. We got leftover so I don't have to make stuff. Yeah, but the Cowboys play on Thursday.

Hang on. Hey, hang on. Yeah, but they're always consistent. Let them explain all of it. Yeah, I want to hear it. Okay, right? And then Thursday, Thanksgiving. I do enjoy cooking, so I get to do that a little bit.

I get to eat all that food, and the Cowboys do play. So that is a good day. So why is Friday? Hang on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, let him keep going, because he has the third day. Now, what's the third day now? Saturday after Thanksgiving, right? And that's because there's more college football rivalry week.

You've got the whole day of games coming up the next day for NFL, and you still have leftovers that day. So, Friday is the first one. And you heard all of his reasons. Right. Also, it's my 10 year anniversary. Okay, and that's the thing he always fucking leaves out. Yeah, but I didn't care about that. But that moves.

That moves. Yeah, exactly. That just happens to be this year. He's just trying to rile it out. Exactly. He's trying to start. Exactly. He's trying to reach us. I think it's insane to leave it out. He's punching up. He's trying to start on Thanksgiving. He always does. My birthday is Thanksgiving all the time because that date moves. So they can't say that.

Right. My birthday was on Mother's Day when I was bored. Oh, you're born on Mother's Day. And when it's Mother's Day, it does. It does fall on Mother's Day sometimes. And I let people know, hey, my birthday's on Mother's Day this year or my birthday is spread around Mother's Day. I, if it's your best day, if it's your best day, of the year and you leave it off that's crazy your best day of the year and it happens to be a day that falls on that day and you don't even give it as a reason you hear about the football though oh my god and the leftovers that's also his first best day and his third best day start with the same reason i do college football there's less leftovers Saturday is somehow like the lowest one that's why I'm trying to ask now now he's got the tier no he's a good reason there's less leftovers on Saturday and so less games left now so it's Friday Thursday Saturday, why is Friday better than

Thursday to you? Because I can just go straight to reheating the food instead of making it from track. And you still a day off of work. And you know what? I would also throw in there too, I assume. You also don't have to deal with anybody. Oh, yeah. I think it's great, but it's a hassle. Right. It is a hassle. It has its moments. Under your own logic, I understand why Friday is the best. Yeah.

This completely makes sense. Thank you. What about Sunday? So, worst day of year. Because the end of the four day. Yeah. Because it's now a whole year until it's The left, the leftover, yeah, exactly. And the leftovers, the leftovers are out. And Red Zone kind of sucks that day

because there's been a lot of NFL games up to that. True. Yeah, now they got the Black Friday games, yeah. Eric's laughing, but it makes total sense. Worst day of the year. Yeah, but I knew exactly why. Because you made a very well-articulated, thoughtful presentation. Thank you.

I understood your logic even if I don't. Agree. That's fine. Right, yeah. But it's not me, it's about you. No, it's your three best days. But I am with Eric in that I do think it's weird that you're not mentioning your anniversary.

It rotates. I mean, it sometimes falls on that Sunday. Exactly. So on the worst day of the year. I don't, are you helping your case? Well, that's why I left it out, because it could hurt my argument. So it wasn't included in the argument. You see?

You silly goose. Fucking crazy. I don't think so. Incredible. I think the difference. Wow. Yeah, I get what you're saying. Yeah, I get it.

Thank you. Don't let him bully you. I won't. Oh, no, they're horse. He can't reach me anyway. Great, don't get him started. Now he's going to start calling you tall bitch. He's going to start picking on Nick again.

Tall bitch, tall bitch. Tall man. Tall man. Yeah, I won't sign. Tall man, tall man, tall man, not as gray as me. The classic Eric's. Tall man. Tall man, tall man.

Tall man, tall man. Not as great as tall man. Tall man. Enough. We're in public. Round him tall man. Tall man. there's kids in this neighborhood they don't want to hear these slurs thank you

let's go upstairs okay grab my water let's get tendie did you see they were going to change their name from wendies to tendies yeah like the taco about hotel They're kind of just like that. Do they still have those Taco Bo hotels? Oh, they got it. What about Kentucky grilled chicken? Did they do that officially ever? An IHob.

Oh, yeah, IHob. Those are all real things that lasted forever. Yeah. All right, here's... Nick's chicken sandwich. Nick, there's your sandwich. Dude, you found that easier than his taco. Thank you.

Yeah. All right. Boom. Boom. Cool. They gave us three. Well, that's what you ordered, right? Three of them.

I thought I ordered four. All right. And so these are all the sauces as well. Hmm, I don't think so. The lineup, ranch, scorching hot, honey barbecue. Wendy's signature, one of those. Honey mustard. Honey mustard.

And one sweet chili. And Wendy's signature. Then you ask for two of each? Definitely. I also asked for four chicken strips. Well, we got nine. Let's go back. They gave you more than you asked for it.

my camera right yeah this is definitely more than four yeah which one which sauce should i try first what is the wendy's signature when how did that come out i don't know i think it's just gonna be like the the raising cane style oh yeah definitely definitely raising canes cool wendy's windy cane I have thoughts. Whoa! It's actually pretty good. It's a pretty good sauce.

Interesting. That's pretty good for a packaged Wendy sauce. I want to try the scorching ranch also. Oh, yeah. They must have got it from someone else. Yeah, it's too good. They're definitely never going to keep it. They should.

Is it hot at all? Is it scorching hot? No. That's a bummer. Dang. Hmm. Not at all. Like, at all. Is it just kind of buffalo-y?

No. Not really. It's so orange. It's a little hot on the tongue now, but not, it's not at all. Like, scorching! My tongue is tingly, but that's it. They should keep that. They're not going to.

That's what I just said. You're totally right now. That's what I just said. It's really good. It is. And they're not gonna because it's like a special thing and it's good. It's their signature sauce, though. It's what they're known for.

I know. You know what? That logic should hold. if it's called signature it should not be temporary right oh you went ranch did you make a mess again are you making he did he did he made oh he's making it now he's eating it no you're not supposed to do that bad dogs you never eat your own supply you share with others crack open that sweet chili all right sweet chili time it's still morning

since it's a little more quiet than you go for it it looks sweet oh that looks so sweet it looks like glisten it looks like jello shit dude it looks sticky as fuck it's so sweet is it chilly

oh my god it is so sweet whoa it's way more sweet than chili that's so weird yeah I find that's usually it's like somebody described what it's supposed to be and they just like

We're like, sweet, yeah, got it. Yeah. Here's some jam. And someone was like, oh, fuck, chili! And they, like, threw it as the truck was driving away. Yeah. Got it in just a time. Well, if you want to know what our review is,

go back and watch the episode. It was yesterday or the day before. So check it out, and Jordan's going to dig into this humming mustard. Got to try that. I mean, in for a penny, in for a pound, right? That's what I'm saying. Nickel wise? Nick is wise, because he said this was going to suck.

Then he was dead on. And he was right. There you go. Yeah. It's the worst one. Dr. Dodmas strikes again.