100% Eat - We're Honking - A&W Ride Along

Episode Date: December 25, 2025

 It's not even rode rage, it's normal after a trip to LJS. It smelled so bad and now we're behind this driver. And don't get too big of a head but we really like you, the audience member on discord. Also take a look at this food. Yuck. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don't touch that. That's what I was saying to you. I didn't hear about it until we got in the car either. Yeah, when she kept saying the lemonade, I got your lemonade, here's your lemonade. And I couldn't you tell because I think the lemonade was already in the couple. Yeah, yeah.

She kept going, who's lemonade? Yes, holding the pineapple. Right, right, right. This bitch is nuts. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. He's nuts, but whatever. Whatever. Fuck.

This bitch is nothing. That's what I was thinking. I didn't say it. I thought of it. Drive! It's fine. They're on their phone. Relax.

They're doing an email. What are they doing? Oh, moron! The light is green. We're not going to make it. This bitch is nuts. Are you hitting your brakes for real? It's going to turn yellow right now.

Oh, man. Mount the curb! We got, I feel insane after getting out of the Long John Silver's A&W. I feel like we went back in time. It's so bad. It's the combination of the burgers and the fried fish. Dude, we walk in. Do not combine those two restaurants.

We walked in and I was like, oh, why is that the- God, it stinks. Right? It's like, it's bad. They're like, I guess we both suck. I don't know. We got... We shitty guys gotta stick together.

Hey, we both stink like shit. Do you want to kind of like do something? Yeah. Yeah, Burger King and Pizza Hot Duh. We can be just as stinky as them. Throw a subway in there and you're just like, you're never getting that smell off. What's the overwhelming smell there? They are like...

Busty! Yeah, baby. There it is. Or by the old office. They are... Do you think anyone's moved in there? Fuck no. Do you think they know that we left?

Stinky Dragon moved in. Sticky Tray has Chris is in there. That restaurant. I do, I did hear that Marshall's living there. Oh, is that right? Yeah, he's not renting it. Wait, the dog? Yeah, my dog.

No. He caused a car accident. Nick was telling his story about his dog Marshall. Oh my God. Okay, this is ridiculous. What are you doing? Oh! Oh!

Holy God! What's crazy is we were supposed to go straight. Eric just couldn't take it for. Yeah, this is just gonna be faster. Get me out of here. Here's on here. Fuck on. What is that?

Get me out of here. Oh my God. So Nick was telling that story about his dog, whose name is Marshall. And I didn't hear the dog part. And you were just talking about like, he's not going in ditches. I go, there's a river?

Which is funny, because you didn't hear me either just before that. He was talking about the dog. And he's like, hey, he caused an accident. And I said, oh, is he sleeping in the middle of the road? Did he live there and make a video about it? And you didn't hear me say that. I didn't, I'm like, that's what I should say.

We did make the same, the same kind of joke. And Nick is just like, I don't know what's going on. He's like, oh no, my dog. Yeah. Oh, man. I knew him, but not well enough to get the joke. That? Oh, like Gracie, he was like, why are you telling me about this guy? I hate, I hate someone named Marshall.

Who? Man or dog. Is he bald? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Can I just say, to the audience, especially, um... A lot of environment. You know, the, the discord, uh, the patrons, yes, specifically, and the people in the discord, uh, today we just put out the, uh, the last Gracie episode.

Yes. Mm-hmm. The reaction has been overwhelming. It's, and I'm very pleased. They're so happy she won't be yelling anymore. Not, not support or any of that crap. Uh-huh. But the, uh...

The getting in the new Achievementer jokes, they've been top tier. Yeah. I was saying earlier, almost still made me angry at how 100% accurate they are to like old comments and shit. They got everything that we were talking about

in the episode and they fucking nailed it. And I was just like, God damn, this is kind of pissing me off. Reading this because it's so good. It's not just them being like, ah, it's funny. Or like, I understood. They are in character.

They, I mean, like, and I, and I, I like it because I know they are cosplaying. They are not those people, uh-huh, because those people don't understand they're those people. Yeah, exactly. 100% awareness. Absolutely. They don't have any self-awareness with the comments they leave. So to make a comment like that knowingly as a joke, therefore negate you from being that person. Right, right.

You're out of it. You're absolved. Dude, I was just scrolling through him today and it's like, they just keep going. Michael was like taking screenshots and texting and it was going, this one's good. This one's good. This one's good. I like it when Gavin does it. Dude, he's like, oh, my God.

They're so, God. I'm so glad she's gone. She just yells all the time. Every episode, she's just yelling and talking over people. Anyway, I'm excited for the next rage quit. That person is real. They just didn't say that in the same comment. Oh, me.

Right, like, like someone who angrily would type that for real would then the next day be like, I love transverse. Scrap. Fiona is too loud. She's just too loud. It's just like, Michael knows what he's doing when he's

doesn't do it right. Well, it's like the pitch, you know what I mean? It's like the, you know, like, yeah, it hurts my ears. Yeah, uh-huh. It's not sexism. I just hate women.

The comments have been so fucking good. We were talking about it to not just be like, funny where it's like, hey, I get the joke. But to punch up and come in and just do those jokes so pitch perfect is like, they really are. Oh, it's fucking incredible. It's so, the Discord fucking rocks.

It's so good. And then Zan is making this art of the, but gray out. Gray out and it's just gray leaping crazy. And we think it's hilarious. Gracie would have no idea. what it's referencing or who it's talking about or anything. If you would like, I could send it to Gracie right now.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do it, do it. Here's a new one I haven't even read yet. This is from Dr. Robot Tomato. When Gracie appears on the Nah Off Topic podcast in five years, can we get Gavin to ask her what she saw when she went through the Do Not Enter Tull? Oh, fuck, dude. God, it's so good. It's so good.

That Gracie episode is awesome. great episode. To not do the facts and just let Gracie open toys. She was so excited. That's all she wanted. I keep re-watching that part. And you steal! Yeah. I can't believe, I can't believe I did that. No more compilations. Somebody was like, honestly, I can't believe he only stole one. Yeah, absolutely. That's what kisses me off. Yeah, that was pretty funny. Should take him more. Then I didn't think they ended that comment. Now clap for my bravery. Yeah. And everyone was giving him claps. I gave him one. I clapped.

Gracie laughed. Yeah. She doesn't know what it is. No, she's absolutely does not know what it is. It's just a funny looking weird. It's a funny image. She's like, they put my face on something. Yeah, exactly. She's wearing the crown too. Yeah, great.

They put my face on something. Yeah, Gracie is like a brain rock queen. So she loves this weird stuff. It's true. She probably thinks this is like, you know, not even referencing. No, no, no. She has no idea that it's a reference. That was made originally for her.

She will send me and Jordan the weirdest AI Slop videos in the world. It is nuts. It's nuts. She really likes the A-I-SLop a lot. She loves... But I, you know, I don't interact with those ones. If you send something SpongeBob-related, I interact. Were you the one who sent the one that was like...

You know, a lot of people say that they would love to hang out with SpongeBob v. I think a lot of people would get tired of them, though. But not me, because I understand Spongebob. And I would be his best friend. Yes. I sent that to you and Gracie because I felt that for Gracie deeply. Oh, yeah. She wrote that.

Yeah. She would be friends with Spongebob. And not get tired of them. No, absolutely. I sent her a picture of the SpongeBob Fuggler. And she was like, I do not like this representation of it. She saw that on TikTok too.

I think that was in our group on TikTok. Yeah, she's pretty frustrated about it. Yeah, fugglers are getting big. That's what they're called. I don't like anything about that. Fugglers. Yeah, it's kind of like. We need to do sauce monkey fuggler.

It's like a. What? Smuggler. It's like a looboo type thing. But they're just like ugly-ass thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But they do IPs as well. So they have, like, Lord of the Rings, fugglers,

and everyone just looks fucking ugly, hence the fuggler. Oh, I just don't. Got it. It's a really fun word to say, but it's also fucking stupid. Dangerous. Oh. Yeah, for you, and your little white mouth.

Who knows what's gonna come creeping out? He's trying to remove it from his vocabulary. Stop saying fuggler around me. You're gonna set me off. I'm trying to keep the beef inside. Guys, we're sorry for Eric's comments. He's no longer on the podcast. If anything, it's just, it's Trump derangement syndrome.

It's sending me down a spiral, guys. Many people think I should die. Dark. Very dark. And yet true and brave. Yeah, very. No, they're digging a hole. I just.

One guy's digging a hole. Three guys are watching. I'm sure we'll talk about it on the podcast a little bit, but we all. all have drinks and then Jordan does not have his drink anymore. Oh, you got rid of it? No, I would say it was like the sugar was coating my teeth. I could already feel it.

I was like, I should just throw this away. Jordan was getting in a fight with it. That's what I was saying. He just threw it out. That's what the cup is contaminated. I just want water. So I'm going to have water at the dog. The water at the car game machine.

Jordan was getting mad at his drink and then fighting with his drink. He wasn't getting mad, but he was fighting. He was the first. I would say he was sparring. The first drink is good. The first drink was like. like whoa this is like super sweet and I took another drink I was like okay it's not that bad and then I because I only got like a little bit so I went back and filled it up and

I kept drinking it and every time I was just like you were chewing it yeah yeah that's what it was like huh yeah I could see it in your cheek but but also like there was also the craving to go back the craving right and that's when I said you're drinking a WMD yeah oh yeah yeah which is why I got rid of it recently oh shit that's a that's a And then I went back for a double tap. A double tap. Perfectly legal. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Oh, man. We were talking about this on the way out here. Our neighborhood is like the wild. It's the wild west. It's a fucking circus. It really is. It really is.

It's about us. The people who live in this neighborhood and drive through this neighborhood. act like they live in a rundown shithole they are ready to die of like crazy meth people thank you that's like what that's what you'd expect when you look up you should be broken down houses yeah and like cars on the front lawn also but it's really nice you're right there's also loose animals there's also roving dogs oh yeah we saw the one and not a lot at once no every day yeah every day I was leaving the other day a couple days ago I was leaving two dogs it's it's just roaming over there

And they're the nicest trash neighborhood I've ever been. It really is. We got, we got our neighborhood cat that walks by the front door and, and kills birds. Yep, let's, uh, go. Okay, kill is an understatement. Four, Nick. No.

We have a neighbor dog who gets out and gets bones. That talk had a bone in its mouth. I don't know whose bone it was. Might have been the bird. Oh, hey, it's Indyerselba. Hey! Bird bone. Oh yeah, we're still watching.

Still Ghost Rider. Ghost Rider part two. Ghost Rider. too. It's just elbow, wasn't that? Yeah. Yeah, who knew? Yeah, we didn't know either. All right. Here we go. That's all. That's why he's drinking it out, boys. He's drinking as he's in this movie. Pickle curds. Dill, oh, he scared the shit out of me. Dill pickle cheese curds. You sounded scared. It scared me. He yelled. That was a real a. Oh, cool, we got fries, too.

And then this is, oh, this is the burger. No, and then. Bacon, Swiss. With aiole. Yeah, I hate Swiss and mayo. Oh, that is. Mmm. Cheezed. I hope it's cheese. There you have it.

Jordan, you want to try one of these cheesecards? Sure, I'll try one of the cheese skirts. They're going pickle again, huh? Oh, man, it's so salty. Is it? Is it pickle? It's not even pickle, it's just salty. It's like no pickle.

Well, a little bit. I think it's only on the outside. I think it's only on the outside. There's a little dill. A little bit. It's mostly very salty, you're right? Kind of a big dill. Oh, ho.

Hmm. Pickle Nick. Pickle Nick likes it. Pickleck! Wee! Pickleneck! I get the joke. Pickle Nick!

Pickleick! That's me.