100% Eat - What Head Injury? - Buffalo Wild Wings Ride Along

Episode Date: July 24, 2025

Graysie is driving because Eric can't, maybe physically and legally, so Our Heroes are trying to figure out next steps. Graysie has the horn in her car and she says that being particular is fun. Enjoy some cookies while Michael looks around for his keys in the car that they're not in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You can get a beignet. A beignet? Oh, French Quarter roll. Oh, French Quarter beignets? I bet, it's the French Quarter Cafe. Left? Yep, here's the note for sure. Are you rolling?

Yeah. Three, two, one. Roll that. That was great. Thank you. Nice job. Thanks. Hey, it's gonna be okay.

Uh. Wait, this is. Hang on. Hold on, here's the trick. Oh, we're good. We're gonna flip this camera upside down Well, should you just reroll because now you're gonna hang on the left of the light. I think we definitely use this okay It won't be upside down. I'll edit it on the fly You'll edit it on the fly On the fly is oh, yes, no, we made him get a

We made him get a screen mirroring thing so we can see what he filmed, which is a great idea. Unfortunately, his phone is so old and he refuses to get a new one that it's so lagged. It's like a nine second delay. It's so long. This is bad right now. Well, and it's upside down.

Well, that's because that's how he's put it. Don't worry. He'll edit it on the fly. Wait and see. He's going to edit it on the fly. See what happens now. Eric, do you look upside down. Well, that's because that's how he's put it. Don't worry. Don't edit it on the fly. Wait, he's going to edit it on the fly. See what happens when you look upside down. It's going to be a cool transition. Hang on, let me see now.

I'm sorry. It's still upside down. Oh, it flipped to match. Interesting. How come it didn't do that before? Bro, we don't know. You didn't check before you hit record. Eric, are you feeling OK about this?

Yeah, I'm the one who's the problem right now. No, it doesn't magnetize. No, I don't think you're the problem. But I think you have the problem. You should not look at your text right now. No, I'm the one who's the problem right now. No, it doesn't magnetize No, I don't think you have the problem, but I think you have the problem. You should not look at your text right now No, I'm sorry. You should not look at a map right now What are you doing? I do not see that He was good this time. I'm sorry. He like looked away. You're fine. It was just names. I get it. I totally get it

Yeah, you're gonna go left in this light. Well, Eric doesn't add anyone to his contact book so it's a foul. We were on that. It's that America's favorite family. Yeah, you might not that's fine. I don't hold the grudge if he does I'm not concerned Michael. Just is what his number on camera right if he said I got you man You're my contacts. I go that's cool. If he said hell. No, you're just a number and I remember I go I don't give a shit Fuck what I care Why the fuck would I care? What do I have on here? Why the Chick-fil-A app?

Well, hang on. Well, dude, mobile ordering, dude. Welcome, Gracie. Like, mobile drive-throughs. Oh my god, it shows you. Stop going to Matt! No, okay. It's like you're doing it on purpose.

You're trying to dock yourself intentionally. It was just showing the Chick-fil-A's. But like, the solution to the problem is stop touching it Let's see what happens if we hit target just Went up God my head is like she wants the docks is no matter what Styles coming in clutch. No. Yes. I mean he's like intentionally not filming it and also unintentionally not filming it.

No. Oh, this blue car is moving quick. Don't say no and then film it. I'm saying don't look there. Don't look where? Nick, I'm encouraging you to do the thing you always do, but now it's a superpower. It's like the whole movie is like,

this guy sucks, he never fucking does. Never puts in what's happening. And now we're like, this guy sucks. And now we're like like that's gonna save us It's literally didn't look at the secret code off the red-nosed reindeer with your film Like it's you know, we it's too clear and we need someone to not film everything I can't see it cuz the windows tinted. Yeah, I can kind of tell I think I can't see it because the windows tinted. Yeah, I can kind of tell I think

Fuck I don't think they're showing us. I think she's waiting crazy. Do you have any pieces of paper to put up your window? Hey, let me get through my maps. Oh, there's a breakfast bar. Oh, yeah, hold up the oatmeal bars Oh, yeah, hold this has addresses. I don't think this kid was That you know what? That's smart. In case her horn goes out. Crazy. That's really going to come in handy on the side of the road. In case her horn goes out.

Unreal mode. Can you imagine if that happened while you were driving? Oh. Oh. Well, she was driving while he was driving. No, while Eric was driving. Oh, OK. Oh my god.

I forgot that was in here. He would have turned into oncoming traffic. Oh, yeah. He would have taken us off the bridge. Oh my god I forgot that was in here He would have turned into oncoming traffic Oh yeah, he would have taken us off the bridge Kong Kong Kong Kong Oh my god Probably the best thing anyone's ever said A specific person Like if we got that

I'm glad it's in your car and not in our house Minus Gracie would be like whatever We'll play with it a little bit It can come to your house It's like giving. Yeah, it's a nice HGV. It's like a stadium. Sending Gracie that was like giving Link the Master Sword.

Yeah. It was meant for you. This is your thing. Yeah, I try to pick up the horn and it like falls to the ground. Yeah. I can't lift it. You don't have to stand on it. You get some power from it.

Oh yeah, that's the problem. That, I could have not, that was unreal. That was unreal. What's the funniest I've ever seen? Well done, Gracie. Usually you're very, very lovingly unintentionally funny. That was very intentional and very funny. I got so excited when I saw it down in there.

Do me a favor, when we circle back and compliment you for that later, remember it happened. Okay. I'll do my best. Blood horn. You guys never compliment me. I don't think I was there. I will do my best. I don't have a horn. It's streak of Michael nice to Gracie. It continues to.

It's been going on for a really long time. Gracie's earning it. Thank you. It's no longer, you know. Maybe it's just like, Gracie's just nice to me. Oh. I was never mean to you. Yeah, but not being mean doesn't mean nice.

I was nice to you. The other day I was playing one of those card games with my friends and everyone point to the nicest person and I won. Wow. Whoa. You were playing with some mean people. You won, but let me ask, did you point towards me?

You weren't playing the game with me. But you could have guessed where I was. That's true. You're so right, I could have said that. Wherever he is. Did it say point towards the nicest person playing? Yeah. Okay, I'll give you that.

Thank you. In the future, just guess, like, the East? Yeah. I would say. He's probably East of you. I think you are probably East of me. Okay, let's stop there. Yeah, don't, please don't say any more directions. I have you on my map here me. Okay, let's stop there. Yeah, don't please don't say anymore directions.

I have you on my map here. Here's your actual address. Here's your address near Chick-fil-A. That's how I like, you know, that's my north star. That's my reference point. I know where everything is in relation to. Well, I know where you live because like I know where your kids go to school.

It's right over here. I don't know anything about your life Like that's not true. I know about your family. How many kids is he? Yeah Probably more about me about you I'm open to but that's not a strength. I don't know about your life outside of work. That's really we don't hang out. I know Like I don't hang out. No, I know. Like, I don't, why not? Remember we were trying to hang out that one time. Yeah, you didn't want to come. I didn't see it until today.

We learned where Grace's parents live. Let's follow up on that. You what? I said, let's follow up on that. Okay, yeah. Separately, he said something about your parents. We can revisit the hangout. Yeah, I go out still.

That was a long time ago. I was still in college at the time. Or like I was still living in my college apartment at least. I don't know if I was done in school. Well those are two different things but... Who can remember? It was so long ago. I think I was fresh out. I was, at the time, I think I was living in my house,

married, two kids. Dude, who knows? Crazy where we are now. My life is ever changing. Well now she's without a pluffle, so. Hey, okay, not without. It's just remote. Not without, we're just separated.

But also, that thing's dangerous. You gotta be careful with that pluffle. She's in timeout. She's in timeout. Is Jordan ready? We just picked it up. We were like back to the room. We were putting it back. She's a real bad influence.

I closed the door. I closed the door. Oh good. So she can think about what she's done. How bad was the leak? Was the bad influence. What? Oh yeah.

What for what? That's Robin's drive through. Yeah, my wife really likes going there. They have good ice cream. Well, yeah. I mean, she's very particular about her mint chip. Oh, I don't like that. That's her favorite ice cream. Well, yeah. I mean, she's very particular about her mint chip. Oh, I don't like that. That's her favorite ice cream.

You could have just stopped that she's very particular. Yeah, no kidding. God, no kidding. What else is she particular about? I don't know. I drink a lot. She drinks. Not like my very normal wife.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Where'd that couch go? Jesus, dude. To a loving home? Being particular is fun. One would hope. Being particular is fun?

Yeah. It is? Like having something that you're so, like, passionate about. Being like, I need this kind of toilet paper in the bathroom. That's fun? What the fuck? That was a really bad example. I even understand, like, I just, you know.

That was a really bad example. I just like having supposed to be a toilet paper in the bathroom. I need a toilet paper in the bathroom. I need a toilet paper in the bathroom. I need a toilet paper in really bad. I even understand like, I just, you know, I just like having specific things that I like. I like having the thing that I like, I wish I didn't care so much. But it is what it is. Fun! Hey guys, guys!

Who wants to go back to the hotel? Oh, was that on the map? Probably. Hey, we can find out. No! It's new. God. Jesus Christ.

That's a nice one. Yeah. Oh, a nice one. It's a nice one. Much nicer than the one I go to on the map. Dutch Bros has the worst fucking coffee. Yep. I've never.

Have you guys heard the theory about their straws? No, I haven't. You know what, Jordan? I'm excited to find out! No. Apparently,. No. I haven't. You know what you're trying to do? I'm excited to find out. No. Apparently, I mean, I don't go there, so I'm probably going to get this a little wrong. Apparently, there's different colors of straws, and they mean something. And one of them is like, I think you're ugly.

And then one of them is like, are you two? Are they nagging? Nice. They're like, you're attractive. They apparently give you straws. So I see people who would like go there and then they'll make a TikTok and be like, I got the blue straw.

I got the ugly straw. I don't know what they are but you'd have to do some research. Boy, let's fuck with them. Nick doesn't use straws. Yeah. He's gonna suck it right from the heart. They're gonna give him, I think your,

Holy shit. I hate when cars do that. That was crazy. They always think it's like, oh, I think your, uh, Holy shit. I hate when cars do that. That was crazy. Yeah. They always think it's like, oh, I'll just be in the right lane, I'm so far away, and they don't realize how close they get.

No. It was like, It was like, Oh, it wasn't Nick yelling. Oh! Right next to me. It wasn't that level. It was fine.

I gassed my hard drive. You gassed. She gassed my gas. But you're also driving. You did not gasp. I gassed what she gasped. You gapped her're also driving. You did not gasp. I guess Yeah, that's car get over you did not yeah, I know you hollered Oh, I didn't you know what I'll give you that southern hollered. He's siren. Yeah hollered

For my angle I was a little there yet You got a headache no not me I'm pointing to the nicest person playing. Get dressed! Who are you pointing to? I'm pointing to the car with my children. He's pointing to ease. And that's Sal.

Oh my god. This Friday, may I speak freely? I prefer English. The Naked Gun is the most fun you can have in theaters. Yeah, let's go. Without getting arrested. Is he serious? Is he serious? No.

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You're going to write the line. Giggles are good? Yeah, yeah, giggles are good. Gracie found us because she said, I think I'm here, and then she said, oh, I hear the leg. Giggles are good. Yeah, yeah, giggles are good. Gracie found us because she said, I think I'm here. And then she said, oh, I hear the giggles. That is all I knew. That doesn't bode well for how soundproof they are. No.

No, it's not soundproof at all, because I texted you guys. I'm not sure if I'm here. And then I literally heard Eric's giggle, and I said, oh, I'm here. Those weren't giggles. Not only were we in the streets. Upstairs, we were in the middle of the house. Yeah.

Yeah. That was, wait, y'all were upstairs when I heard y'all? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, so that door's really to be upstairs. We were in the middle of the house. Yeah. Yeah. That was, wait y'all were upstairs when I heard y'all? Yeah. Oh, so that door's really not down for us. No. We gotta run some tests. Yeah. I think it's that tree.

Oh, that tree's a problem. You gotta be careful with that tree and it comes out of nowhere. What tree? It's at the bottom of those steps. Oh, you'll, it's a suspicious tree. I'll see it. You'll see.

It's just like that purple man. Yeah, it's unavoidable. Comes alive, drops golden apples. Yeah. I think this house is trying to kill air. I think so. You'll see Yeah, I think this house is trying to kill air I think so So far it's it's over to avoid it's been close Maybe you can come back and haunt it Thanks, Gracie's solutions on this one. Whatever.

Fuck. Finish the job. Jesus. Gracie would actually prefer it because that would be cool for her. I was like, well I know ghosts. I actually know the ghosts that make you. I know a ghost that makes you. Jesus Christ.

The ghosts whispered the door code to me. I can hear her giggling inside. Oh my God. No, I hope you live long and prosperous life. Thanks, Gracie. Thank you so much. You're welcome. She's not trying to speak anything into me.

No, no, no, no. Again. Again. Yeah. Well, she put that bandaid in her purse. And she knew. It was a curse. Oh, she knew.

Wow. My psychic powers told me. Yeah. Why didn't you warn him? She's locked in. Well, you know, they're not that accurate. It just told me I was gonna need it for someone. It didn't say when or who.

Wow. Or that I would be the one to make him do it. Was it my fault? Jordan said 80%. I think it is. Is that accurate? I don't think so. I'd take that. What we're talking about is,

Eric got a boob. Yeah, I'm just gonna leave it at that. talking about is, ever got a booboo? Not yet. I'm just gonna leave it at that. Yeah. Chill down and got a booboo. Don't worry about it. I was just gonna ignore it, but it seems to be the top of the top of the page. It seems to be the thing that everyone's talking about. The thing!

Yeah. Hey, you dead yet, old man? You got one foot in the ground and a hand in through your bitch ass. What happened? We're not talking to that. One button to go to the bathroom. I got a bandaid for your bitch ass. What happened? We're not talking about it. We're not talking about it. That's a bad job.

Oh my god. Oh man. He's fine. You're gonna forget about it by the time we do the episode and everything. That bathroom at the Buffalo Wild Wings once again is a fucking shit show. Last time it was Guy on the phone doing business deals. and everything. That bathroom at the Buffalo Wild Wings, once again, is a fucking shit show. Last time it was guy on the phone doing business calls.

Our favorite guy. This time it was nine people in the men's room with one stall and two urinals. It was fucking insane. That's nuts. It was crazy. Was it like a splice? Was it a one-way stall?

Oh yeah, no, it was just, it was a mass of guys in front of the sinks and like the door. But they didn't wait outside? And then it- They waited inside? They all waited inside. Interesting decision. If I walk in, I see more two people waiting,

I'm walking out. It's like a bar and you're fucked. It was like, this has to be fast. It was fast, it was just the thing where you're like, there's too many people in here. Fucking weird. Really strange. Did anybody drop their pants around their ankles

at the urinal? No, you're right here. Oh, yeah I mean I did. Hmm. How was he supposed to go? I Didn't say it was wrong. Oh, thank you. I was just asking if anybody else did it. Oh I got mingles. Yeah They're at the house they got delivered while we were a little snacks that were a park what what no yes No, yeah, yeah, yes, don't don't listen to them. What I thought she was pointing in the middle. Yeah I thought no Anyway, I thought she was pointing at people playing go past it you don't have to okay

I don't know that they're getting rid of it Those kids are playing. I want to fly. Do I park here? Do I park here and fly? You can just, yeah, go left at the stop sign and just park... Here. Like you're flying. Oh, there? Yeah, yeah. You're flying.

Yeah, that's flying. Okay. I don't think this was open when I first saw it. Yeah, no, it probably wasn't, but it is now, so it's okay. Okay. There you go. I hope I don't hit the curb. You can block my jiggers. Oooh! You hit it, but also... You're good right. You perfect. You perfect. You did it I don't hit the curb. You're blocking my way. Oh! Ooh! You hit it, but also.

You're good right. But also, you hit perfect, you did it. Don't worry about it. What was that? I think that was the curb. What was that? I'll be honest, it feels like it was a setup and you did it on purpose.

I hope I don't hit the curb. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys, how did this happen? What even happened? Hey, hey, who did Guys, how did this happen? What even happened? Hey, hey, who did that? And what is this? No, it's okay. Who are you?

It's okay. You're joking, right? I gotta make sure. Like it was just the- You're fine, it's just your wheel, yeah. It's a little- Oh, hey girl. Look.

She's a little desolate now. Was she talking? Was you talking to your car wheel? Yeah, I got her on the seat. No, I saw it, I was just making sure that's who you're talking to. Oh man. Oh y'all got a neighbor dog Yeah, it's ours She's trying doing a great job Yeah, I

Can't wait to get the trampoline and you come over and we point at it and then I scream we have that Be careful about well, it's true. We're out. This is the death. It just comes after you. Yeah, it's like the Huge box. Yeah, dude. I got mingles Right who knows the door code is a feather Mingles or Pringles, but not Pringles than a little puff thing you should try one. I'm gonna they're good sharp white-tiger and ranch but not Pringles, they're a little puff thing. You should try one. I'm gonna. They're good. They're really funny. Sharp, White-Tarren Ranch? Okay, okay.

Jesus. Jesus. Dude, I thought there was a bomb or something on the door. Come on in, Grazy. Jesus, I'm gonna freak out. To go from me screaming in the back seat. God, it's here. Did I scream?

It was startling. Only like four times. Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry, I'm so excited. In fact, you weren't, because you kept telling me, no, I didn't. I gasped. I gasped. Sorry, I'm so excited. In fact you weren't, cause you kept telling me, no I didn't, I gasped. I gasped.

That's, oh! That's a gasp. Let me cut it open. Yeah, that's a very loud gasp. Jesus Christ. Can I go with you? I, I,

I, I, I, I, I, Oh man. Jordan's doing this like a very official way. I like it.

Like opening it. Right? You could have popped the perforated line. Oh wow. Do you want them or not? I think Madison, Okay. I think you want to get that microphone

just on your shirt seat, talk right into it without having to hold it. I swear to God, I have to check to see if I left my keys in her car. Really? Not a joke. Again. Then you have to take my keys so it'll open.

I'm not gonna take your keys. I don't know where they are and I can't imagine I even know where the restaurant is. Thank you. All right. Okay, this is Mingles. Oh, I've seen these. Really?

I think Madison sent them to us. Yeah. They don't smell good. Really? Cheers. Cheers.'t smell good. Really? Cheers. Cheers. Oh, cheers. Mm, they taste good.

Oh, they're so good. I think- Shark, white cheddar, and ranch. I think Madison sent them, and they're just so good. Did you know Madison? Madison made, I think, the pillow that we have upstairs. Yeah.

They're working on the blanket and everything. They have't made, I think the pillow that we have upstairs. And they're working on like the blanket and everything. They have the dog, we've pictured their dog on the fridge upstairs in the. I'm afraid, yeah. And we busted into them and then somebody didn't clump them. So they got stale after one day. So we had to get six more. What do you think, Michael?

I really like the texture of them. Do we need more mingles? They're puffy. Do you think Michael's skis are in the car?. Do you think Michael's keys are in the car? Or do you think Michael has to go back to Buffalo Wild Wings? We have to. I'm looking at Michael's keys. Are you?

He left them right there. Ooh. They were never in Gracie's car. No. I'll be right back. Oh, here. Did you leave your keys in my car too? No, these are his fucking keys.

Did you leave your keys in my car too? Ooh. He's gonna tear your car apart. They're crunchy. No, these are his fucking keys. Did you leave your keys in my car too? Ooooooo He's gonna tear your car apart. They're crunchy. I'm glad I looked over right when you said that. I'm being like, shit lately. Too many scoots. I found them.

Thank you. And Nick, I thought I had didn't take it with me. He did, he put it on the little scoop there. Oh good, nice job. What happens if you take it with you? It'll fuck up. It'll like lose or anything.

Get too far off. You know, receiver. So there you have it. We went to Buffalo Wild Wings. Where the fuck were they? Do you have mine? On the counter? Oh, your keys?

No, I threw them. Next to your bag? Well, you didn't give them back. Did you see what's on it? There it is. Cinnamon. Don't show it because it has the name of your apartment on it. Soon you get one that says Eric. Has my mom's phone number. Get her, get her, get her, get her.

We opened the mingles and she loved it. I was like, I've had these. No, I've seen them. I've seen the bag. I've never touched or felt or had. Nothing you do with food. Hey, you ever feel that? Have you ever had onion rings? No. She's like I've had these. No, I've seen them. I've seen the bag. I've never touched or felt her hand. Nothing you do with food. Hey, you ever feel bad? Have you ever had onion rings?

Well, I have touched and felt them. Have you ever felt whatever? I've felt these onion rings before, I think. Gracie's leaving. Gracie's gonna go jump on the table. She's leaving, he's leaving, I'm leaving. Gracie brought cookies, how was the cookie? I brought cookies.

Good! Do you want one? Oh, real good. Oh, okay. He doesn't like sweets. He's good. Nah, sweets guy. He's just not being nice to me.

If you knew me better, you'd know the day. No, I know you don't like sweets. I guess she's not nice. And I know you don't like sticky. Incredible. All right, well, we're gonna shoot this thing. We'll see you later, bye. I mean, you're not.

Fuck. No!