100% Eat - Where Are We? - Pizza Hut Ride Along

Episode Date: April 24, 2025

Graysie chose where we're going and Our Heroes have no idea where that is. Endure this drive where we drive through neighborhoods into the back of buildings and no one has any idea what's going on. Eventually there's pizza and Graysie tells us about her exciting upcoming trip to Boston. Did Nick film everyone while they talked? Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Okay, flights on Air Canada. How about Prague? Ooh, Paris. Those gardens. Gardens. Um, Amsterdam. Tulip Festival. I see your festival and raise you a carnival in Venice. Or Bermuda has carnaval. Ooh, colorful. You want colorful. Thailand. Lantern Festival. Boom. Book it. Um, how did we get to Thailand from Prague?

Oh, right. Prague. Oh, boy. Choose from a world of destinations, if you can. Air Canada, nice travels. What's going on? What are we saying? What taint? We're tainting.

Stop saying it. What are you doing? The lights. What's wrong? Sorry about your boysenberry. So we are... Wait, did y'all ride any rides at boysenberry? Hi Gracie.

We rode one ride at the Knott's Berry Farm. Yeah. Which was what? The Calico Mine. It was not a roller coaster. No. Do they have a roller coaster? Definitely not a roller coaster.

They have a bunch of roller coasters. They do, oh yeah, they go hard. They look great. They have some crazy asses. We all not like roller coasters? Yeah, well we were kind of there eating food all day. Me? Yeah, we did not have any.

Me and Michael landed and then we went directly. Like there was also one roller coaster that was me. California. Oh, it's in Southern California. It's in Buena Park. It's just out of LA. Where'd you think we went? North of Disney.

I really wasn't sure. Honestly. We went away. That's fine. We went away. We did. We went away. I knew y'all were there because I saw y'all posting,

but I was like, I don't really know where that, where they're doing all this. At what point is away for you, Gracie? If we had gone to Dallas, would that have been away? I think out of sight, out of mind. Yeah, like when Gracie went away from the podcast. Yeah, I can face him. She went away and stopped working.

She stopped working every single day. People stopped growing, stopped aging. But then they come back. Uh-huh. But the only thing that's changing is her hair color. Yeah. Someone noticed it last time I was here,

someone commented on it and I was like, oh, hey. Looks good. Thank you. Yeah. Okay. All right, so Gracie has picked the food and we're going to get it. Yeah, we don't know it.

But Eric has not told us what it is. Oh, we do know. Nick, pure inspiration. Ooh, me? He said pizza, so we do know. You can't see the look on Nick's face when he said that. It was the biggest smile and he sat up all. I mean, of course.

Oh me? If Gracie picks the food, Nick is going to. That looks like something that y'all would like. That's not true at all. This is going to be the best I've ever had. Pick something that you would like. Now what part? The sticker.

Which sticker? The Calvin Hobbs. The one of the kid peeing. Yeah, we made a monkey version. I thought you were talking about my life, my rules. Oh, I like that one. Okay. Well, Gracie already.

I really like that one. Gracie doesn't need to acknowledge that one because she lives in it. I walk out of my car. Sticking the camera, by the way, out the window and bumping the shit out of me like I'm about to step on his drink. You're the guy.

Hey, listen. Is there a drink? My drink! Eric's already had one thing spilled in his backseat. What was it? In the old car. Yeah, we started the Michael Jordan podcast and we were in the Knott's Berry Farm.

And Nick left his drink on the ground. Michael was standing near it and Nick almost tackled him onto the train tracks. I approached its direction. Well what drank was it? I thought it was crucial. It was a boys' merry beer. It was my last tap.

It was certainly not crucial. That's kind of justified. Absolutely justified. Well he couldn't get another one. If it was a boys and Mary's. It was a boys and Mary's. It was my last tab. It was certainly not crucial. That's kind of justified. Absolutely justified. Well, he couldn't get another one. If it was gone, it was gone. No, he could have. Easily got another one. Got back up.

Here we go. Usually, Calvin is peeing on something. Yeah, no, he's just peeing on the truck. He's peeing on the truck. He's just pissing on this truck. This guy hates his truck. Wait, what is he from again? Calvin and Hobbs.

I know that name. Yeah, it's like a little cartoon. Is there a cat involved? There is again? Calvin Hobbs. I know that name. Yeah, he's from Calvin and Hobbs. Is there a cat involved? There is, yeah. Hobbs. Kind of a cat. Yeah, he's a tiger. He's a imaginary tiger that comes alive

sometimes morphed by the imagination of the young boy. Well, not when the parents are around. Or Susie. Yeah. Blonde Lucy. I mean, he's alive. He's just faking it. Oh, we met Snoopy.

We didn't. Wait, like the person is it gonna be Snoopyaking it. Oh, we met Snoopy. We did meet Snoopy. Wait, like a person in a Snoopy suit or a dog? No, actual Snoopy. And Eric got his number. And we met- Like a beagle or a person in a suit? I mean, as a person in a suit. It was Snoopy.

I don't know what else to tell you. Well, of course, of course. And get this, we met Presto and Chain Joe. You what? Yeah, I know, I was shocked too. We were- Wait, what? I didn't even know what you said.

We met Presto and Chain Joe. Nobody was more shocked than those two. Chain Joe? I've been calling them Pixlow and Sneezler. We met, we found out- I love coming up with a name for them every time. Knott's Berry Farm has like their own- Oh, like their own guy.

Characters. That nobody gives a fuck about. And no one knows what they are or what they're doing. Like the McDonald's character. Yeah, they are, it's like that. And they're like, they're like around and doing stuff. And so I'm like, oh shit, we gotta get pictures with them because they're hanging out.

And nobody goes over to them. Yeah. They're like coyotes that are trying to steal the berries. Not like the catawampus. Yeah. I think that's what they're trying to do. I think they look mischievous and cute. Yeah, they were.

Did you take photos with them? Oh, absolutely. Oh yeah, I didn't even know it. Eric drug us over to take photos with them. He did. He drugged every you guys. Wait, okay, so who all was there? Everyone.

It was the four of us. Everyone. Jordan's wife, Holly, went, but then it's because they went early, and then Nick's wife and kid were in. At his dinner. They were in Anaheim. Yeah.

I would've gone with Ben. I did that morning. He did. He went to the- Nick, is that why you were texting me about the pretzel? Yeah. By the way, fucking good. Did you get the big pretzel at Pym's?

Or did you get a different pretzel? No, I wish I'd gotten that one, but I ended up getting the one that was the cheese filled with jalapeno. And that was actually very good. That was probably better. Wait, a cheese filled pretzel? Stop the fucking car.

We gotta go away. Oh, that sounds so good. Why do we go there now? How far is it? Where was it? I don't know. What state was this in? Next year when we go back.

Why don't you come with us? Yeah, no I will. Well she is. She already said she wanted to go to the boysenberry fest, but then already said actually she wants to go to Disney with your family. We're not just, I'm not sure where she's going. If we're gonna go there, we might as well do both. But we're not going to Disneyland, we're just going. But then already said that she wants to go to Disney with your family I'm going to be in Orange County. I am NOT not gonna go to exactly

Why else am I there I'd never been to Disneyland it was great. Do you like this new World or Disneyland better? I like Disneyland better, but I like, but I am. But you like lived there. But he's got bias. I like bias. They're both great. I love, the thing I love about Disneyland is that it has, Weather.

Weirdly, these like little pockets that you can kind of just like hide away in. Yeah. That I don't really find at Magic Kingdom. Not even that, it's just like little like nooks and crannies. Like there's a spot next to the castle with like a, what do you call it? It's like magical carousel or something,

but it's not a ride, it's just like this gazebo. Are we going on my brother's pizza? You can just find a spot to hang out. Turn, turn. This is where you can find those in Orlando. Yeah, but they're not as prominent. You definitely don't have them, even in California's adventure.

California adventure is, they're kind of taking more and more of that stuff away. I do love that roller coaster at Calif. In Credit Coaster? In Credit Coaster? That rules. Have you been on the Guardians of the Galaxy mission breakout? It used to be Tower of Terror.

Oh, oh yes, yes. That's the one that goes like this. I love that one. But I prefer the Tower of Terror condition better. Really? Yeah. Do you like the Guardians of the Galaxy better? So my whole thing was I loved Tower of Terror

and it's a great ride and themed very well. Yes, of course. But the ride itself for Guardians is like all the best parts of Tower of Terror. I mean, I guess I do enjoy the music. Yes, the music is good. And then immediately it's just like, they're throwing you up and down. Do not go through the...

The ride line is the same. Tell me what not to go through, I'm scared. No, but you, okay. Stop the car. You know when you get on Tower, I don't know if it's the same as the California one, because I didn't go on that one. The ride still is. You like go through the hotel way. Like you stop on different floors at first.

Do you do that on the Guardians of the Galaxy or do you get on and you're going? They've re-skinned it to be like the collector's museum kind of thing. So you're going through the structure. Yeah. Is he on Del Toro? Yeah, is he on it?

And then he is. And then there's like, on the. Yeah, the CEO. Is he on it? And then he is. And then there's like, on the original ride, the Tower of Terror, there's a part where you go in this room and there's a video presentation with Rod Serling. But it's an elevator, right? Yeah. No, that's haunted.

You walk in and then you get to the elevator. And then you get to the elevator. Yeah, it's just a holding room. Then there's, Jordan was telling us there's a part where you get off and Chris Pratt takes you to the elevator. It's just a holding room. Then there's, he's telling me, Jordan was telling us there's a part where you get, you get off and Chris Pratt takes you to a sermon. And he tells you about the sins. I wouldn't have thought of all the people

who go like that direction. I didn't think it was going to be Chris Pratt. I think, well, I think you didn't think that because I think he was already in that direction. Just nobody knew. I don't think he went anywhere. Interesting. He just got, he went from like, I think he started hanging around he was already in that direction. I don't think he went anywhere You know he just got you went from like I think he started hanging around people more into that

But then you but you know because he wasn't that way when he was married to on a fair But it also coincided like nobody knew what the fuck he was when he's married to on a fair exactly blowed up And then he got done scrutinized. Yeah, and everyone's like you watch in this guy, and he was like just tell your wife what to do Like I'll get a one commander. I had a Where are we going? Why are we in a neighborhood? Yeah? We're going to Billy's pizza You guys wanna go here it's very little time because this is where Shane's other studio was No, yeah, I think that's about 25 minutes for all the south. Yeah, what are you talking about? That was scary. No, I think that's about 25 minutes further. Oh, south. What are you talking about?

That was a while. That took fucking four hours. It felt like we were driving into the woods to be murdered. There were so many stages. Because we went 20 minutes out of Austin. That's what Texas feels like. It was already so south. And then we left the Olive Garden together. Not the woods, but.

To go into the woods and then came back to the Olive Garden. That was a long fucking... We didn't get back until like 11. It was a long way. That was horrible. Gracie was worried until she saw the trampoline on Broadway. Oh my god, I forgot it! And I never got to go on it.

Damn it! Oh man! Okay, so... Check it out at Moon Tower. Boysenberry next year, Disney with Nick's family, and back to Shane, Steve, the trampoline. Well, only I'm going to Disney with Nick's family. What? No, we know, I'm saying for you. I'm fine with that.

We'll start the trip there, end it there. If you want, you could use the one in my backyard if you ever- Do you have a trampoline? Yes. Wait, I would love to. That's why I'm so much closer. I haven't been on a trampoline

and I couldn't even tell you how long. Wow. But I would love to get on it again. Numbers don't go that high. You know, if you're in the neighborhood, feel free to come by. Well, in fact, you don't have to- You don't have to offline about what neighbors- You don't even have to knock. Yeah, no shit we build. Sure. Dude, you know if you're in the neighborhood feel free to come by

Yeah, no shit She wants to offline that's growth But it's fine you don't have to knock furniture store It looks like one of those places where you'd go inside and there'd be like rock walls What the fuck are you talking about? I'm actually not sure when I pick This is where the food is Furniture market, low star, rustic pickup indoor Pickup that way

Oh, it's Pizza Hut Hey, can we get a large cheese couch? So we're doing the little bite thing. I've never been so relieved. There's a branch light. Ooh. That was what sold me. All right, I'm gonna run in.

Okay, should we hang out here? Did you get the other thing? Yes, of course, Gracie, of course. You got the dog? I got the dog. I got the dog. Nice. You got the dog. We're getting an office dog.

We gotta take care of him. I almost asked you for some reason to bring your dog. I just wanna meet his dog. He just said, Jesus Christ, stormed out. There's no room for the dog. Sounded like cheeses. There is. Where would the dog be right now?

There it goes. Well, that's where we'd name the dog. At the office. Cheese. Like, so when we get back, it can be there. Yeah, and we just leave it there forever. What's his name? Tyson.

I love Tyson. Every Instagram post he posts, I like it a lot. That's an extra button on the race pass. Do you un-like it and then like it again? No, I just do. Yeah, just to let him know. So that all the hearts hop up on the dog. Just for a second, though.

Just for one second. Just for a moment. Super likes. You're so close. Yeah. So close. Yeah, I know. He has no choice. I know he doesn't have a choice. I'm just moment. Super likes. You're so close. Yeah. So close. Yeah, I know. He has no choice.

I know he doesn't have a choice. I'm just saying. Oh, that was so fast. Oh, so fast. Dude, this is like the anti-Little Seaside. Wow. So excited. From early morning workouts that need a boost to late night

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Do we wanna take a picture? No, shut up. He rolled down the window, then almost opened the door, then didn't open the door. Let's take a picture of Grace here. That was awesome. Yeah.

Wow, what? Yeah, she's, yeah. Yeah. That's, this could be just the photo. Yay! Roll down your window. Excuse me. Jordan, peek out your head that way.

Yeah, there you go. Further? Yeah, further. Got it. Oh, we got it. Wow. Smells garlic. Yeah, it does.

The ranch lover's flight. Pepperoni ranch. Oh, serious XM spot. Are you a ranch lover? Crank it up. Are you being true? Yeah, he's asking if you like ranch. Yeah, do you a ranch lover? Crank it up! Yeah, he's asking if you like ranch. Yeah, do you like ranch? I love ranch. Has that not been said on the show? Surely it has. Surely. We don't know everything. Cinnabon. Yeah. Can I look at them? Absolutely. Check it out, Gracie. This is Gracie's demand. No one else can see them.

No, Gracie! That was the extra. That else Gracie's. Oh that was the extra. Dude that was, that's like in Pulitzer. Did you see the gold reflecting in her face? That's gonna be incredible. I let Gracie pick where we ate. I gave her some options. Correct. And then she picked this.

And then a few minutes later went, can we also get this stuff? And then she started. Yeah! I did screenshots from the menu. And then. Just so you know, we don't fuck it up. In the Slack.

Yeah. It was crazy. In the Slack, we were, Eric was updating us and was like, I'm texting Gracie to see where she was. And then immediately, like not even a minute later, it's like Gracie has picked the food. Yeah. I saw ranch flight and I was like,

there's no need to send me lunch. I was a little frightened. And then there was like a flurry activity. Everyone was getting excited and like, tomorrow, tomorrow. And I was like, yeah, I can't wait for tomorrow. Oh, wait a minute. Yeah. Michael, Michael the day before was like,

uh, I can't do the episode. But I know we're Dallas. Yeah. What the fuck were you doing? You knew I was coming to town. You live here. I do. Okay. That's what I thought.

Sorry to Doc soon. But I had I thought. Sorry to dox you. But I had been away, you know? Were you in California too? What happened was, I knew I was going to Dallas. So not that away. Uh-huh. But I'm going away tomorrow. I knew I was going to Dallas.

I actually bought a plane ticket. I kept thinking we were recording on Tuesday. Uh-huh. And I bought my flight like over the weekend, like on Friday or Saturday And then I kept thinking Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday, and then Sunday. I was like, oh, it's not Tuesday. It's Wednesday. That's fine And just for God I kept thinking about both things separately. Oh, I have done me on Tuesday I have done that I went to Dallas to stream with hang time. Oh, hell yeah, you don't know who they are

No, remember last I do. Remember we called them and you said, I don't know who that is? See? So you know that it's the people you don't know who they are. Yeah, I know the names. You still don't know. Hangtime, I still would not.

I don't know how many. I don't know how many. I don't know what their names are. I don't know how many. Yeah, how many. I know what their names aren't. Oh, that's true. We learned that last time.

That's true. We talked about it. I'm going to Boston tomorrow. Are you? Wow. For my first time. Wow. A little trippy trip or? I'm really excited. What are you doing. I'm going to Boston tomorrow. Are you? For my first time. Wow. Wow, that's awesome.

I'm really excited. What are you doing? My friend is running, well, my friend is running the Boston Marathon. Oh, that's so cool. Like you're organizing it or they're running? They're running it. Thanks, Nick.

So you're gonna go out there and support your friend and are you gonna be on the finish line? Probably are you gonna be along the route? Giving I don't I don't know we haven't quite discussed if we're gonna do like the whole checkpoints thing Yeah, we're just gonna just drive start and finish. Yeah, I had doesn't go off I don't know how it works, but he doesn't start until like 10 a.m I thought you started like the crack of dawn. No, no, it's running for yeah Sometimes you do right the Austin Marathon definitely did. Yeah, it does too.

I used to live- That was so early. I used to live on the route for the Austin Marathon. It was annoying. It was annoying, Gracie. I'll do respect to you runners, haven't you? I agree. But when you're going to-

I'll do respect, get a car! I can't drive anywhere. I agree. Yeah. I learned the hard way the first year. Me too. Because I was right on the edge. Yeah.

So if I had just moved my car- Your toe is on the edge. Across the street, I would have been fine. But I couldn't get out of the inner circle of the marathon. The inner circle. My friend ran the Austin on one year

and ran right past my apartment, but I wasn't asleep. I had friends. I felt really bad because when I woke up, she had been calling and texting me so many times and was like, I'm about to run by your apartment, I'm about to run by. Oh no. And I woke up like three hours calling and texting me so many times and was like I got to run by your apartment I'm back to read Sorry, I was hungover sleeping in my dog bed I have friends coming well you felt bad because you're going over you feel bad cuz you missed it

Well, I felt horrible Physically I'm not gonna say it on the recording. I'll say it later We're offlining yeah, we can all fly an incident happened the night before Yeah, technically offline we will I was also quite embarrassed about it. I was having some things I didn't get. We're still in. Yeah, technically offline. We will offline. We are offline. It's funny.

We're not online right now. Is it though? It's not a live show. The more I think about it, I'm like, it's funny to me. But Nick will have to edit stuff. Yeah, so don't do it. Yeah. Just true.

We're on dial-up. Yeah. Someone's going to have to pick up the phone to derail this. Are you doing anything else in Boston, Like stuff that you're looking forward to? How long are you going for? Like three days. Okay, nice. I'm excited to eat a lobster roll.

Hell yeah, they're good. And what else? Oh, we're going to a Red Sox game. Hell yeah. Oh, that's cool. Such a cool stadium. Yeah, I'm excited. And then we're just gonna like bar hop around

that like area around the stadium. We're gonna go there. That's cool. That's probably what we planned. Yeah. But I have, I should preface, I've never met this friend that's running from there. But you're going all the way to Boston.

Actually not live. We've never met them in person. I assume you've met them. Well no, it's one of my boyfriend's teammates from college. Oh, that's not what I thought. I'm tagging along for a vacation as well. Oh, okay. But I know that's not what a friend does.

Technically it's a friend. It's a person you're meeting. That's fantastic. Who maybe would be a friend. Friend Oh, okay. But I will either. That's not what a friend does. That's a person you're meeting. That's fantastic. Who maybe would be a friend. Friend of a boyfriend. But I heard vacation. That's kind of like what Holly did when it was Boysenberry Fest.

She's like, I'll come too. That's gonna be me and Nick's family. Exactly. Nick, we're gonna go to Boysenberry Fest and Grace is gonna hang out with your wife. Really? Also, we actually know Holly. We do know Holly.

It's really not the same thing. Ian, again, Holly, MVP of the whole trip. Oh, MVP. Holly had sunscreen and was like keeping it going. She had like the mom bag. It was really one of those serendipitous things. It's always great to have someone with a mom bag. If we didn't have someone doing that stuff,

we may have like passed out. It was going to be a different day. That's how my roommate is. And I love that I don't have to be that pretty. It is. Oh, at theme parks and stuff? Yeah. No, everywhere. All the time, life. Oh, at theme parks and stuff? Yeah. No, everywhere, all the time, life.

Yeah, she has a big, big bag. You have the anchor. If that's anything you need. Yes, absolutely. I'm the anchor weighed down by other anchors. I'm the only anchor. It's like, we only need one. Stop, stop attaching anchors to me. Gracie, are you excited about the pizza? Yeah, I am. It's smelling, we only need one. Stop. Stop attaching anchors to it.

Gracie, you excited about the pizza? Yeah, I am. It's smelling so delicious. Are you excited about the ranch flight? Dude, yeah. I'm excited about the ranch flight. So I'm curious to see how you feel about ranch flight. There's a pepperoni ranch.

Okay. A pepperoni ranch? Okay. Rancheroni? An ultimate ranch. Pepperoni. And a Chipotle ranch. Okay, those sound pretty good.

And then this, wow, I'm gonna have to like, I'm really gonna have to refrain from eating these early. What does that mean? Like right now? I can see them. Oh, they're mini. Wow. Gracie, you can't eat all of these by yourself.

Oh, they smell so good. Yeah. Wait, what? No, will you? Did you say? I said you can't eat all those by yourself. Gracie, prove him wrong. Do it right now.

I'm not gonna, because you're gonna obviously have them, but I do. That's not true at all. We don't need them. Do it right now. We really got two. If you eat all of them, I will not only not mind, I will congratulate you.

Really? For a second, I thought I misspoke and said something offensive to Gracie. No, but I did. Go for it, Gracie. Start slamming them. If you pop and can't stop, that's fine. Oh.

You have, you have car amnesty. Have what? Car. Car amnesty. Don't worry about it. Didn't we get something Cinnabon not too long ago and it was your first time Cinnabon-ing? We definitely bombed something.

Yeah. But I feel like it probably was long ago with this car. What? Swoski? Like you had never, yeah, you had never had a Cinnabon before. But I, did I get one? Jordan, you're about to get punched in the face. I don't think I have.

I don't know what's going on, but you're pissing her off. Wait, no. Was that my first Cinnabon? The looks Gracie is giving me. It's like, what the fuck? Dude, we're getting everything. What the fuck?

She's getting her first Cinnabon, she's gonna have her first ranch. It's a lot of firsts. I would remember. Known ranch hater Gracie. Was it Slotskis? What else would Cinnabon be she's gonna have her first ranch. It's a lot of firsts. I would remember. Known ranch hater, Gracie. Was it Schlotzky's? What else was Cinnabon? I knew her right there with you.

Oh, wait, wait, wait. Wendy's did it. Or was it Wendy's? It was Wendy's. It was Wendy's. Yeah, the little, it was Wendy's. Wendy's had a pole of bird. What's Wendy's? It was Cat.

Wait, was I there? I think it was Cat. I think it was Cat. Wait, was I there? Now that you say pole of bird, it's sounding more- Wow, now you're going for a different bird. Wow. Wait, wait.

Was it- It was definitely Gracie. Wait, how long ago are we talking? This is why're going for a different person. Wow. Wait, wait. Was it- Wait, how long ago are we talking? This is why I just stay out of it. You guys all sound stupid. This location is an old location. Yeah, you're gonna go, it was the- No, and you were another person. Wait, cool.

And I think I was there, because I do remember that now. So I have had cinema. Well, that's clear. Yeah, now. Yeah, now after this. We just watched you. Oh, there's Wendy's right there.

Is this a good video? Hell yeah.'s right there. Is this a good video? Hell yeah. You watching this? Is this a good video? Let us know. Gracie, is there anything special about the pizza? Or is there- Yo, let's go to Wendy's. Oh yeah, it has the, instead of crust,

it's like little pull apart garlic bread or cheesy bread. Everything about this is fun. There's so many fun things going on. But you think I was going to pick something not bad? I thought you were going to pick something that you wanted. Obviously. I obviously think that I wanted. I would've thought we'd go to a football game.

Right, which is why I questioned 15 minutes ago when you said, I definitely, you know I'd pick something you guys like. And I went, no, you wouldn't. You'd pick something that you like. Is there anything y'all don't like? Long John Silver or Staggans Bars. I would never pick that.

Jack in the Box. Jack in the Box is one of the options. Well, actually, Burger King. I do know pick that. Jack in the Box. Jack in the Box. Well, actually, Burger King. I do know that we don't like Burger King. Yeah. Yeah, Burger King. Although their chicken fries are fine. That's like the only thing they have there.

They're fine. I agree with you. They're fine. And I did like whenever I would go there as a kid, I told you about the road trip incidents and that I always had to go there. I hated the food, but I loved that they sold icee's. And Nick likes the crown. So I would always get really excited about that aspect.

But I would be really hungry when the food's out. Oh, you have the crown. Like you forgot. I did. But you reminded me. Yes, I did. Are you guys hungry? Yeah, I haven't eaten.

I'm kind of fading. I had a Yiddle taco. 20 minutes or so. I had a Yiddle breakfast taco this morning. I saved my appetite. Little breakfast taco. I had a little breakfast taco and 15,000 pounds of pressure. I had a yiddle breakfast taco this morning. I saved my appetite. Little breakfast taco. I had a little breakfast taco. Homemade? And 15,000 pounds of pressure.

Although I did have a diet Dr. Pepper. Yes, homemade. You get a diet Dr. Pepper? Yeah. Very nice. That's all though. Guys, I completed workout 13 today. Known Dr. Pepper.

Nice. Still going baby. What? You already know. DC girl, DP girl. DP girl. Okay, all right. Ah!

Domino's pizza. Domino's pizza. Wait, is that something bad? No, is that Dr. Pepper? No, no. No, no. DP girl. Okay, all right. Ah! Domino's Pizza, Domino's Pizza. Wait, is that something bad? No, is Dr. Pepper. No, no, no. Tell all your friends. You'll all react as if I say something bad. Tell all your friends.

It's not, it's not bad. It's not bad, just don't look it up. Just, you gotta know what you're saying. Well, I didn't. Clearly. Obviously. I'm glad we're still talking about it. Well, cut that out.

I don't know what I just told people I do. Stop, stop. You drink Dr. Pepper. I just let people I do What's funny about this is that I have definitely made this joke to Gracie And apparently didn't get it yeah, no you didn't get it or weren't listening Eric and I heard it and just Here we are again still talking. We're back, baby. We can cut that whole part out.

Nick is not gonna edit this. Well, don't be crazy. We'll continue this. If I'm gonna increment it. We'll continue this IRL. Offline. This is good. We'll get the first look at this fun pizza.

Yay. I'm gonna hit 200 kg this week, dude. That's a lot of kilo-dries. It's a lot, dude. It actually is a lot. Are we gonna do that with the eating? Or is that separate? No, it's separate.

Have you ever been on the show before? Yeah, many times. I didn't know if we were feeling spontaneous. We're not feeling spontaneous. Let's break the rules. We're not breaking the rules. We are getting rid of the fact sheet today. We're not getting rid of the fact sheet.

We're not getting rid of the fact sheet. We're not throwing it out. Yeah. I'm always happy to throw out a fact sheet. No. Michael, will you help her with that? Yes. Thank you. It's quite warm.

I'll help with those sliver rolls. I would hope so. Don't worry. Yeah, I got you. You were. Oh wait, oh. Good? I wasn't going to litter in your car.

Thank you. Oh, thank you. You're welcome. Someone's got to treat it with respect. Oh, thank you. Well, yeah, because Michael's back there smoking in it. Come on. It was vaping.

It was a different. Thank you. Is that not the same thing? I mean, no, it's not. That's why it's called something else. Wait, you need this receipt. That's why it's called something else. Just toss it.

Just ask me if smoking and vaping is the same thing. I was like, well, essentially. It's a different word. I think that's why there's a different word for it. It is the same thing. Okay, so you have your minis. There's boring yucky cancer and fun cancer. All right, Nick.

You're gonna have fun. What do you think of the flights? I'm sorry, do you wanna get cancer in the cigarettes, or do you wanna get cancer on Mexico mangoes? That's called Mexico mango. Ready? Oh yeah. I know.

Whoa! Oh my God. See, the only downside of these pizzas is they're difficult to hold. No, the only downside is- It's also pizza hot. And then also there's no crust and whatever it's fine Is now like it's okay

Dive into the other nine, let's go. I will. I know, I wanna see it. This is a part of the review, right? No. Oh, it's not? Okay, sweet. No, that's just for fun.

It will be sweet. It looks disgustingly sweet. It is. Oh, it's the best thing I've ever had. Oh, they're warm. Oh, that hurts. Maybe I'll have one later. They are.

Definitely have one. Maybe I'll have one later. Because I'm gonna wait, and then you're probably gonna eat them all before I get to them That's fine That's cinnabon. Oh Icing is the best part. Oh, yeah Yum yum

All right, they should put you know where else has this should make them They should make a yeah that has these hey on the next episode., let's convince him to go. Next time you're on. I'm down. All right, good DP. I wouldn't have done it today. Oh, you should leave your microphone. I should. I'm gonna have to look at it.

Okay, I'll tell you offline. All right. That's probably a good, I don't want that on my phone. Okay, pizza time. Oh, he's just digging in. You're back. Oh, you're eating the pizza first, not the polo pizza.

Okay. Do I have to stop? I think we're about to. Are we done? I turned mine off. I think so. Okay. Which one's going on?

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