100% Eat - Who's Frodo - Tim Hortons Ride Along

Episode Date: January 23, 2025

Our Heroes are on the return journey back to the studio after a second breakfast at Tim Hortons. Eric almost crashes the car. We also don't stop at McDonald's and Nick doesn't know anything about Lord of the Rings. Nick also justifies eating all the scraps. It's Monkey Money. Why'd you stop? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I almost did it. I almost did it. I almost did it. All right, everyone wave bye to the... Bye, allergy alert! All right. I'm did it. I almost did it. All right, everyone wave bye to the. Biology alert. All right. I'm sure that's what was on camera.

That's why you said it. Mm-hmm. He's fine. That's talking to Jeff and Gavin about that. Nick will film something over here. People talking over here. Who liked that with Nick? It's called dynamic.

Yeah. Hey, people wanted this for some reason. People did want this. Remember? This is what we like, we like put it to a vote for people. Yeah. People wanted this for some reason. People did want this, remember? We like put it to a vote for people. Yeah. This is what they wanted. Nick cam all the way. Like we can hang it up.

Nope. Peer into the mind of Nick. We can hang it up and it could fall down a third of the time. Wait. No, that is true. Doesn't do well on modern windshields. Oh, welcome.

Eric's like, I love it. Yeah, I can get enough. Did you ever watch that Knuckles show? Is that a Knuckles show? No, I never watched the Knuckles show. That got interest help out. We're not stopping McDonald's. We can, we just ate.

Yeah, but this is McDonald's. Yeah. Oh. I want an Oreo McFlurry. I want a Reese's McFlurry. Well, to Sonic we go. Chick-fil-A? All right, I could eat a spicy chicken sandwich. Ooh.

Come on, please. Come on. We're going back to work. Let's work. Well, we got to go back to work. Let's review chicken. Looks like we're going back home. We are reviewing chicken.

One of us is going back home. Yeah, Nick. Right? Nick lives there now? Yeah. We are reviewing chicken. One of us is going back home. Yeah, Nick. Right, Nick lives there now? Yeah, you guys are roommates. We're roommates. Yeah. How do you live somewhere you can't use the bathroom? Yeah, there's this stop sign in everything.

Yeah, hey, stop, go outside. There is a new addition to the office. It's nice that it comes in a nice wooden stick too, now that you're trying to get a pole. Makes it really easy to hold. It's nice that it comes on a nice wooden stick too, like a giant metal pole. Makes it really easy to hold. It's like one of those temporary ones when they're doing road work and the guys standing there holding it,

not a road sign. So it's real good for carrying around Gandalf style. Oh! Yeah, you shall not slow. Or wait, no, you should slow. Wait, you should stop. Please slow. Please stop. Stop, you fools!

Yeah. Remember those... Sorry, this is the Balrog crossing. Balrog only. The Balrog can't read that sign. He didn't know shit. Well yeah. It's for the other people to not run the Balrog. It's to help the Balrogs.

They're endangered. They have a temper. There is only one. Oh and that mine. Oh really? Yeah. See, Nick pretends he doesn't know anything about Lord of the Rings.

What are you talking about? He's constantly pretending he doesn't know anything about Lord of the Rings. That's what a Nick's thinks is that he's always pretending it. Yeah. Hey, wait, what? Sometimes I get to the office and I'm like,

hey, what's up? And he just goes, who's Frodo? Yeah. And it's very suspicious. He's going to crash the car. He's going to crash the car. Hey. Bilbo's his uncle? I never knew.

We're so old. We're just talking, and he goes, Frodo. I don't think anyone's talking about Frodo. Yeah, yeah, right, right, but I don't know. Well, good, because I'd be lost. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Because I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I'd be more lost than someone I'm not doing without a guide, whatever that means. Whatever it is. Whatever it is. Yeah. I just read that somewhere. Yeah. Whatever that means. Whatever it is. Whatever it is. Yeah. I just read that somewhere. Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my stomach shit. Yeah. I did let go of the wheels and started sleeping down in his chair. Yeah, that was, that was, uh. Oh, fuck. That was a nice, that was a nice, this red light was very long.

Oh, fuck. Yeah. It's a good thing we're in Round Rock where nobody asks. Yeah. We just come, this is off the toll. We just come into the office, and guys, what's up, who's Frodo?

You guys heard about this Frodo guy? I haven't. Yeah, I know nothing. I surely have not. Oh, fuck, ow, my stomach, shit, oh, fuck. Well, it hurts because you didn't finish your food. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. When we were ordering and I suggested the Timbits, I was like, oh yeah, don't forget, get us some Timbits. Nick, he did what he does to you, Eric. He like leans into me and goes, what did you say? Yeah. I did say that. And then I looked at him and I went, what?

And he was like, I didn't hear you. Yeah, I also didn't make eye contact with him. No, he was making eye contact with a fucking donut. Well, I didn't hear what you said. I was looking at him. He was like, he just kept leaning in and saying, my precious. And he went, what is that?

What is that from? I kept asking him. I don't get the rest of it. It's just something he does. I kept asking, do you guys know what you want? And I like, it didn't. Well, that one was on you because we, I told you what I wanted.

Right, but then he went, maybe you didn't hear. He like, thinking about getting mad, just kept saying, oh, what do we want ourselves? Uh-huh. What do we want ourselves? Yeah, I'm like, you guys can walk up and he didn't want to do it. No. And then you were like, this is what I want. Yeah. That's why he kept asking.

You laid it out and then Nick, Nick was just like, yeah, me too. And it's like, I don't think you know what it is. I think- No, I didn't hear him. Well, you don't get to change, you don't get to change the routine. You always order for all of us. Sometimes.

Who does Nick think he's agreeing with? Nick. Him. I'm always right. They listen to him. Proto. Who's that? Whoever that is.

No, I don't know who that is. I don't know if I agree with this politics. Guys, the fellowship can't continue. I mean, the group can't continue. All right. Fellowship of the food. Dude, I'm gonna- I'm't continue. All right. All right. The fellowship of the food. Dude, I'm being a comedian up here.

Oh, dude. It's got like, later tonight, it's going to hit me out of nowhere. I'm going to think about it. Who's front of us? And I'm going to fucking die. Oh, shit. At least we won't be with you.

You. Like man. At least you won't be driving hopefully. Yeah, exactly. I hope he is. Oh my god. Oh man. Fuck, oh my god.

Never been to a Tim Hortons ever. We weren't, we were at Tim's. Or a little Tim's. That's true, on the side it said Tim's and I was like, oh new logo. And then on the side it said Tim's and I was like Oh new logo and then on the front it had the I Don't know if that's a signature, but it's whatever. I was reading the little bio on the wall. Oh, yeah Yeah, so was I sure quite pissed about it for Stanley Cubs, and then he was acquired by this team almost

Yeah, I was like, what? I reread it over and over again. I kept showing it to Jordan. I was like, Michael, so did I. Almost two full seasons. I was like, I don't care about this part of the story. I want to know more about the first Stanley Cup. Who did he play for when he won four Stanley Cups?

We don't mention them because he didn't end on them. It wasn't Buffalo. Oh, man. Maybe it was a US team. It was also, it was like, it was like, he won four Stanley Cups, then was traded and acquired by Buffalo, where he played almost full two seasons, and he helped them win their first playoff game.

I was like, what happened after that? So no Stanley Cup? Yeah. He was rated one of the 100 best players in the NHL, and I was like, I guess that wasn't on Buffalo. Yeah. We'll learn more about that in the facts section. What?

I'll be honest. Plus some additional information. That's why you kept waving us away from the wall. No, no, I was just not, I was not adding in. No, I think he was waving you away from him. I was like, get away from me. How was I gonna take his fritter without him letting me get close?

Dude. Not finishing his food? What? This guy, what the? Yeah, I don't think I'm done with this. Half a donut left. Oh no, I was more like, what's wrong with it? Jumping down my throat.

What's wrong with it so that I know if I can eat it? What's wrong with it or what's wrong with you? Right, so I can tell you why you're wrong or not. Tell me what's wrong with it so that I know if I can eat it? What's wrong with it or what's wrong with you? Right, so I can tell you why you're wrong or not. Tell me what's wrong with it so I can just say it's not that bad, no matter what you say. And it's not that bad. So Nick, everyone knows by now because they've watched the episode, they know you ate it.

What was wrong with it? It was fine. It was fine. Part of the problem is you got an apple. What the fuck? It was an apple fruit. It was an apple fruit. It was an apple fruit. I told you.

Why would you get apples? It's fruit. Why would you get fruit when there's chocolate in it? When Jordan was talking about the Timbits, which are doughnut holes or munchkins. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, where you're from. I was just like, all right, we'll get some. They're tiny, you get a lot of them.

And I was like, well, I guess we'll get chocolate. We'll get like half and half. Because Jordan's pointing at this one. The honey one. He wants that one. And then Nick goes, But what about birthday cake? And we're both just like, be quiet. Yeah.

Just stop. But we could have had ten more birthday cakes. When he starts leaning into you and telling you what he wants. We're already ordering twenty of these fucking little bucks. And he's like, But what about birthday cake? I'm like, one time. Who the hell?

We also didn't eat all of them. We also didn't eat all of them. I mean, there's two left. And he just grabbed them. Yeah. Nick brought them with us. all of them. I mean there's two left. Uh-huh. Yeah They're in the box. Where's the box? It's about my feet. There it is. Yeah it's down here. You could have just eaten those two. I know right? Well, it's your donut hole. It's gonna be a treat for a job well done. They're not for you. It's gonna be a treat for a job well done. Wait wait wait wait wait. They're not for you is what he just told. I mean, they're not. Jordan the host.

They're monkey donuts. Yeah, they are. Don't touch them. Oh, wait, yeah. He did lick them. No, you can tell. This is monkey donuts. Those are definitely monkey donuts.

Here you go, Nick. Those are for you. Thank you. Did you all see where he's saving them for a job well done? I know. I don't know. I wanted to touch them. I think what he's, in line is-

Because I don't know what that means. When the show is done. When he gets home and he's like, oh, we did it. You're going to eat those way before the show is done. Well, get the fuck out of here. That job well done on ride along. Yeah, there we go. More content in the bag.

More content in the bag. Here, take a look at these. Take a look at these. Oh, it's in the box. Like these. God. My ear pop. What was that?

I don't know what. He's having his own fun in there. He's going on his own Tom Bombadil version. Whoever the fuck that is. Listen, I hear he's OP anyway. Yeah, they gotta keep him in that little area. He can't leave cause he would annihilate anyone. And that's why he didn't help them on the quest.

Cause he couldn't leave and that's where it wouldn't even really make sense to have him in the movie. That's why I'm glad they put him in the show whoever he is He's in the show. I mean what? What show oh my god Game of Thrones? Writers of Roheem In like season two Gandalf's running around looking for his stick. He's like, I need a special stick. And then he gets, and he's hanging out with Bombadil.

And then he's like, how about that tree over there? I'll yank it off that tree. And it's like a, I don't think, it's not an ant, but it's like a live tree. And he starts trying to yank a branch off, and then the tree eats him. What? Kind of absorbs him, which I was like,

how is his bones not broken? Got sucked into a tree But he's like gang in this branch, and then it's alive, and I had to say aloud I was like dude. What if that's the trees dick? Literally any other branch place Quickly see what you'd be willing to sack I don't care about the other one, not that one! Take my arm! Take my arm! Just what are you... You would quickly see what you'd be willing to sacrifice for. I'm just trying to stop you. Okay, I got off a hand, got off a hand!

You're taking too hard. Ah, shit! You're fast booger to peppo again. Oh, fuck off! You gotta stop or keep going. But softer. Oh, shit. Oh, man. I softer. Oh shit. I hope you like sap.

He couldn't film it this time because he was on that side. I caught it. He caught it. Oh good. I reached across. Oh that was close. Well it was for the audience. It was for the audience. They know someone that ate there.

Yeah me. Yeah me. Me. You are all my friends. It was me. It was me. I did it, I did it. I'm guilty. Monkeys and freak monkeys. Oh dude, I missed you guys.

We just saw you. I know, I know, it was a general view guys. Well, I'm recovering from a loss. I'm just happy Eric remembered how to drive. Alright, okay, alright. If anyone ever leaves Allen's house, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm recovering from a loss. I'm just happy Eric remembered how to drive. All right. Okay, all right.

If you ever leave town for three days and get back in your car and say, what's going on with this? Driving. I forgot he was only gone for three days. Fuck off. Nick hasn't seen him in a week and so he's like. Yeah, I thought he was gone for like seven days. So I thought maybe he forgot how to drive a car.

Well, I forgot maybe it would feel, you know, it's like an object for him. It would feel different. Yeah, what did you do when you ceased to exist for one week? When the main character, me, kept doing the things I was doing. Yeah, this NPC was waiting back at that point. Somewhere off camera, I don't know.

I got off the plane and like into my car. It was, were you confused? Yeah, oh yeah. Did you spin around for a little bit trying to figure out those controls? You have to recalibrate for a minute. Yeah. Figure out the controls.

Left is stop, right is go. Oh, oh, it's a wheel, it's a wheel. It's not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You use a thumb stick. You just drive where you're looking. Yeah, I was playing too much Switch, so I thought X was in a different position.

I used tilt controls. Oh, you're a monster. Yo, you're tilted. Yeah, oh. Just like Eric in that parking lot. I was taking pictures of these guys again. In between two parking spaces. Yeah, yeah, get rid of our cars!

They just start going, jaywalking again. Yeah, jaywalking car! They just start going, Jaywalking again. Yeah, Jaywalking again. And then, watch out. Opened his mouth for the picture, went, what, what, what? Why? You can't prove it. And then he kept saying, no, you didn't take the picture.

He didn't take that picture. And he wouldn't use it anyway. If he did, he'd get the cover. I put a mask on you. Right, so what? Yeah, so what? So, what? Wow.

So yeah, think about it, what? Jordan, Jordan, you have to do something. Nothing can be done. Yeah, it's too late. You think I can control him? I don't know. He went off the monkey rails on the stream we did. Are you just starting to calling everyone an asshole? Anytime somebody on Ohio State did anything with the ball, and they got tired, it was like, yeah, take that apple. It's behavior like this that really makes me glad what I did. Oh yeah, yeah. You're an enabler.

Thank you. I think introducing some conflict, because I was just really just like flakating Nick. Yeah, yeah, of course. And being like, don't worry, Nick, I'm sure it'll work out. Yeah, yeah, well, I mean, you were, yeah. It was nice.

But you didn't want to get monkey strong. Oh yeah. Dude, I came in hard. Yeah, you did. Yeah, Michael came in and was just like, oh, yeah. It was nice. But you didn't want to get monkey strong. Yeah. Dude, I came in hard. Yeah, you did. Michael came in and was just like, oh, hi-yo. Jordan was like, man, I was kind of going easy on him. And I go, no, that's not why I'm here.

I also mentioned I was just at Whole Foods and I lost my parking ticket. So it cost me $35. Oh. Yep. And as it happened, I went, I'm going to lay in a nick for this. This is mixed ball. I was like, this is, I'm gonna lay in the nick for this. No! This is Nick's fault.

I was like, this is where I'm taking out all my frustration. You paid it forward, you freak. And I did, dude. Ohio heard my pleas. Oh, God. I left, by the way. They scored.

I left, never looked back. A day later, I was like, I wonder what the score was. Ooh. Ooh. They lost? Nick is like a real sports guy. Yeah, like he cares so deeply about it. Yeah. And I don't blame him for that. I'm also a sports guy. The highs are almost

non-existent. It's like if they're doing well, they're not doing good enough. They're not winning. If they're winning, they could be losing. Right. You broke a phone case because they won, but not winning? They're not winning by enough. They almost lost, but they did win. I broke a phone case because they gave up a two touchdown and two two-point conversion lead.

In the game that they won? Well, they eventually won it. But the case was broken long before that. If he knew, he probably wouldn't have thrown the phone case. No, he would have. He would have. They still gave up those touchdowns and two-point conversions.

Yeah. That's true, and the fun case deserved it. As a result. But Michael's a big Ohio fan. That's pretty cool. That's cool. Congratulations. He's a big fan of the Buckeyes now.

Yeah. You think they have what it takes to take on Notre Dame? Yeah, they'll win. Okay, I was asking Michael. Yeah, they'll win. Okay, I was asking Michael. Yeah, they'll win. Oh, cool. Good, I don't wanna be wrong. I gotta faith them.

You wanna watch it at the office? I might. Oh, God. Oh no, you took me up on my offer? Why he didn't say anything? Why'd you offer him? You didn't want him to say anything. When they started-

He called my bluff. When they started the stream, Jordan was like, Michael couldn't make it, it's Friday and he's got kids, but he's gonna try and pop by later. And I was in the discord, like five people immediately like, well Nick has kids and he's there, Nick has a kid.

And I just, I'd snuck into the discord, but Nick's wife isn't out of town. Yeah. And they were like, oh. Like I just wouldn't show up for right like you know me never something going I got a kid yeah fucking what he's there so lazy yeah yeah seems like Nick here's just a little bit more about this Texas game. Yeah, yeah.

Where's Michael? Ohio's number one supporter. I don't know, I cared a lot too. That was a competitive game until the end. Oh man. I'm buying so much. It was fun. It was, oh that's fun, mostly.

I saw you in the outcome, it was a lot of fun. Yeah, you had a great time. Yeah. You was miserable. I'm walking out of the room. I'm like, I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home.

I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home. I'm going to go home. It was fun. It was fun. Mostly Yeah, you had a great time yeah The gifts he was miserable And he kept telling me to leave Just kept saying you need to go you gotta go then at one point I went before I left which I didn't really leave But I was like, all right leaving now. What are the two times? I just stood out in the hall like watching through a Peak in the door and they got like a good first down and I ran in screaming

And George is going I knew it You didn't say that and the second time you left we were like, okay We gotta listen to him close the door. Uh-huh. Here's you go. Yeah, I went I went I'm leaving now the door and then over here you go step yeah I went I went I'm leaving now stomp stomp stomp then I left for real but didn't yeah I just sat in my car and I turned the headlights off so they didn't go through the windows Jesus I was watching the game from my car come on red team red team You got your 10 bits? Yeah. His hands are so full.

Yeah. More like 10 bits. What the? Whoa, hell yeah. Get him, you tall bitch. Get him Gracie style. You're different and we don't like you. Hahaha.

I don't want a point in laughs. Oh man. You need a resync clap? Yeah, we can do it at the end. Okay. Isn't that this? Works for me. Yeah, I think this would probably be the end. Okay. Isn't that this? Works for me. Yeah, I think this would probably be the end.

We don't have to film the opposite. Yeah, this has been a long one. Because that was a long one. It was quite a drive. That was a long one. So I feel good about that. It wasn't too slow. Duh.

But I do think it's time we stopped. Oh, where'd you get that? Hit you? Hit this. Why did it hurt you? Ow. Keep doing it! It's my perspective.

Now cave his head in, and then use it like a battle ass.