100% Eat - Why Bother, Wendy's? %% Wendy's Krabby Patty Kollab

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

Our Heroes head to a pineapple under the sea to check out Wendy's x Spongebob Krabby Patty Kollab. Wendy's has been on a decline since ditching the Pretzel Pub and now they're relying on brand crossovers for new audience. Does this burger have what it takes to get back in our good graces or is this another failed attempt to get you in and take your cash. WHY is it square? Are they going for it or not??? And don't forget to check out our merch at 100percenteat.store now. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey, guys, it's Eric. Go to 100%eat.store right now to check out all of our new designs and a new hat. That's 100%eat.store. But for now, enjoy the show. I'm ready. Okay. And... I didn't mean it was an action. Oh. Just kidding, I was. Whoa!

Welcome to 100%eat, where I'm always 100% ready to show where we try every fast food restaurant. Not really true. To let you know if you need it, you probably do. I'm your host Michael Jones alongside my co-host Jordan Sweers. Jordan, are you ready? I'm ready. I'm also ready to maybe get E. coli because Breaking news for us today Is that McDonald's McDonald's quarter pounders Beef patties might have E. Coli in them. Yeah, and the only time I've ever had one was at the stream the other day

Same me too. Yeah I've doubled my chances because I just had a double quarter pounder yesterday. Well my question to you is why why are you trying to kill me? Look, it was there. You were asking for it. It's true. That was when you get equalized, they say you were asking for it. You were crowing for that. You were a grackle looking at a chip. But it makes you wonder, did Michael really engineer a whole scenario in which he made the stream not work and then make it run longer and then I get hungry. Yeah. Not only did I know that they had an E. Coli outbreak, I caused it.

Wow. Oopsie. Yeah. But but not. No. It is pretty good. Speaking of E. Coli outbreak, I had it in the facts and then I took it out

because I had other facts. Well, Wendy's had one too. In 2022, there was an E. Coli outbreak. We talked about it in previous episodes. And they are still in the middle of lawsuits from it because more people are like I got sick over a hundred people Whatever we say we got sick too. We can try my stomach hurts From eating specifically the romaine lettuce, oh my god

Dude there were so much in it Why did I ask for that? Hi, excuse me, can we hold the tomato and give me extra lettuce? And then they still give you tomato. Right. Isn't that great? Yes.

At least you got a double. At least I got this sick ass cinnamon. Yeah! West and a queen. West and a queen. Cinnamon is dead, but the shirt lives. Yup. This is it. We finally got it a week late.

100% each dot store. What day did it fight? Friday. Oh boy. Yup. That's still like a week after it was supposed to go. Oh yeah, no. He was saying we were gonna get it like that week. Yup. And then it was like we should get it Friday. And then we didn't have long Saturday. Yeah, you're right. We should get it Friday. And then we didn't have long Saturday. Yeah, you're right.

We should get it Friday. I meant the week previous right before the stream and not the Friday when it came. Wrong Friday. It was funny watching some of the things that we make in whatever order they were filmed in. I don't know sometimes if it's, what show is this exactly? I don't know.

But you were like, how do you think the stream went? And I went, what are the odds that the merch went on sale? And you went, probably 50-50. And, and they did go on sale merch went on sale Just no problem the stream itself watch the bonus stream on page. I've watched it I haven't watched the regular stream yet, but I watched the bonus stream. It was a real twice Yeah, oh no listening is the best part. Yeah. Oh man a real reversal of how things used to go Oh absolutely everything production wise would go smoothly when we do those streams and then the merch at the back end would get put up early.

I didn't mess up anything. Sorry. No I'm not saying it's your fault. He made a weird noise. He went, huuuuuh. That is pretty good. This new shirt celebrates Cinnamon and Gracie. And us.

Yeah, celebrates us. Oh this is also a new shirt? The and Gracie, I guess. And us. Yeah, celebrates us. Giving us your money. Oh, this is also a new shirt, the Rat and Crackle. Well, it's a re-release. Yeah, and it is, I think I like this printing better than the Richie Teeth one. I love this shirt.

Yeah? Yeah, I love this shirt. Yeah? They're all in comfort. I wore that shirt this weekend. Yes! Kansas City. Oh, you went to that Comic Con.

I did go to that Comic Con. Did you eat good foods? It was good, I did eat good foods. I thought that was I thought that was in Kyle, Texas He's just trying to throw you off his scent. It's a different thing. Someone commented like you're not fooling me. This is Flugerville See this fan base is so like they get it. They fucking get it. Yeah, but this is the you know Someone's looking up Jack stack barbecue in Kyle. I can't't find it. I keep searching but it's just Kansas City. I don't care. Closer.

Is this close enough? Yeah. Stop saying it like that. We have this new one. We have this new one. We also have the Monkey Intimidator shirt. I saw someone wearing that. Get that in white and it'll look really good.

It's over there. The Monkey Intimidator is in white over there. I know it's in white over there You're wearing the hat and then we also have the new women's crop cop They fit great great yeah, yeah How many What how many what's the size option on the crowd? It's like extra small small and then like either like medium large or large extra large There's there's two options and they are both small like I got this small

It's a small for my size It's like small medium large extra large. Yeah, I think I think that's like what it is. So there's just two sizes Yeah, it's just it's just like small medium and then large extra large I think it's what it is. So and I will say though it runs a little big. It runs big? Yeah, so you should get a size under what you think you need. Is that what you thought? That's what I think, that's what I know. I put it on and I went, mmm, we should let people know. It didn't really look like it was running large on you.

If you think, if you think you're gonna get the large, they run a little big, you might want to get the small. You looked like you were wearing a regular sized shirt and then went into a washer, and then a dryer, and it shrunk on you. Yeah dude, that's what I want. I just wish I was more vascular because I was eating barbecue for three days and I'd been drinking water and I had a Krabby Patty. So now I look like shit.

You look like a 90s like Nickelodeon TV show where a kid makes a wish to be an adult. Oh hell yeah. And then you like, what ha? And then like your clothes like stay the same. You were from like- I wish the audience could see that somewhere. Yeah, I mean you can watch it tomorrow on our new shows Appetizers. So it was appetizers, right? I mean it was literally no time of like workshopping it. You guys said a word and then I walked in and you saw me wearing this shirt and you were gobsmacked.

I didn't know we were doing a thing and then a thing happened, right? Well, you were maybe doing a thing. Oh Yeah, oh the thing is there so it's our patreon standing next to you and he didn't notice Oh several seconds. Well, I was watching the video of SpongeBob saying what the order of the ingredients are there I'd be patty so I can make sure that they did it right which is what we're eating Wendy's Krabby Patty Collab with a K with a K Wow Yeah, that's funny. That's the way it's been branded on everything even these stickers that Nick's kid can have

the hell he can Yeah, that's fine. You want a nice one for your kids. No, I don't want they're not for them. They're for me. Oh, yeah We actually like my style. I don't give a fuck about sponge ball. I love stickers though I don't know if I'm gonna put them on my tummy. Oh nice I Don't know if I've ever the house is a frosty Do you see that the by the apple is a chocolate? No, I would be chocolate That's yeah, that sounds you're, dude. Why would they do that?

I don't think I've ever seen an episode of Spongebob. Oh, really? No, I don't think so. How? How old were you in 1999? He was 14. Like 13? 12?

Yeah, 13. How'd you miss it? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You don't have to like it. I remember watching the very first episode because it aired on New Year's or something. Yeah, it was something weird. And it was like like special new show coming out. I went, huh? I Just I wasn't watching crazy. Yeah, I just wasn't watching that. I guess weird first episode. It's still going Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it really is 25 years later. It's like on Paramount or something. It's on Nickelodeon

Oh, it's still on the load. Yeah, okay. I don't think they do like a season a year though. No There have been some pretty large gaps, but they're still producing it and it's crazy like all the meme worthy and like great episodes that everyone references and likes are all from like the first two and a half Oh, is that right? There's like no yeah, no episode after Movies were pretty good like apparently the first movie But yeah, but I didn't but it's still going sponge Bob. I will say though It's like a character. We're like they he'll be around forever even if they don't make the show. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like it's already like he's permeated the doesn't exist anywhere in order to be around

It's infiltrated like football and stuff like they they have the play-by-play of like Patrick Yeah, remember Patrick watch Russell Wilson's for that intersection. You're not Roscoe Pretty good. It's like fucking dude the longest time like Samus there wasn't a Metroid game for like nine years Yes, but it's like every smash Samus was in everything and I was like Did they make those games? They're back now though. Yeah, they're back dude. I'm playing Dino crisis one. Oh, that's awesome I played Dino crisis one when it came out and now that is now we're talking with this

We're going right from Tomb Raider to Dino crisis hell. Yeah Dino crisis Resident Evil with dinosaurs. It's so good. Yeah, it's so good. It is good. It is unreal They've made like three of them. I think it's unreal that they have three of them in a year and a half. Yes They haven't done any new sequels suck it here it It is they don't talk about dino. It's dinosaurs Yeah, it's just your eyes and there's dinosaurs Raptors What it is Raptors are like the first dinosaurs you experience in that game. Yeah, and you shoot the shit out of it So crazy Dino crisis might be my cultural blind spot whereas spongebob is yours I don't think Dino crisis is so much of a cultural thing Oh, okay, so it's not really an indictment on me

No, I don't think Resident Evil is close to SpongeBob. Yeah, and that's about Four and that's up there. Yeah, Resident Evil 4 maybe yeah, but like but like Resident Evil 4 is a video game thing You still got to like know SpongeBob's like Mario, dude. You know like parents don't Like parents don't watch it, don't know what it is, and they're like, oh, I know SpongeBob. I gotta put the SpongeBob on. They're not going to the store going, I don't play the game, but I know Leon S. Kennedy.

I recognize that jacket anywhere. Like my grandma would be like, are you playing Mario, and it's just any video game? I would love for her to say like, are you playing Claire? What? Are you doing her A story or B story? Grandma comes in and goes, is this Wesker? You're like, grandma, no, it's Astrobot.

Did you get the special closet key from Brad? Yeah, whoa! Umbrella Corporation. Nice. The thing about SpongeBob is, it is definitely a thing that I've missed but I know all about it. The first thing that I feel like I'm out of the zeitgeist on and I've never seen anything and I don't have like enough touchstone to it is Bluey and Bluey feels like the same thing to me.

Dude, I just watched an episode today. Yeah, I feel like- I think SpongeBob is way funnier than Bluey. Oh yeah. But that's just my personal opinion I don't I don't even is bluey fun. I don't yeah, I don't necessarily disagree bluey can be funny But it's more good than funny right. It's a great show. It's heartfelt It's like more family very realistic portrayal of like a family and not a family that sucks right and also like it's just like whoa

This is like real like stuff that actually happens like this is like actually like that's plankton. Yeah, that's him Okay, how'd you figure that one out? You guys said his name earlier, and I think I've seen him before He said he has got a computer. He said he has a what I might have to watch this show I love her so I'm really Head you know what I mean yeah I love her so I'm really There's one point where I tried to watch the new spongebob episode somewhere in the middle like 2010 2011 there were all plankton episodes what it like became the plankton show Nintendo's like the year Luigi

Tom Kenny's got really busy that yeah, so much has had a bunch of plankton ideas, and they're like mr.. Lawrence ain't going anywhere What are you around who plays playing? Oh got it? What do you guys he sounds like that now just his voice which is crazy He just way that's crazy cuz then he's just like Vaughn's like getting groceries. Yeah like My groceries, please I can't even do it. Where's your computer wife? Yeah, uh did you guys have any opinions on? When they announced that this crossover was happening wind opinions. I do have I didn't because I found out about about an hour ago. Oh, you didn't know about this. No. Oh really? I thought we were going somewhere else. Yes because I found out about it about an hour ago. Oh, you didn't know about this? No. Oh, really? Remember when I thought we were going somewhere else today? Yes.

I'm doing it. Michael's like, Michael came in, he let us out, it would be a couple minutes late, don't worry about it, he walked in, he's like, all right, here's what I think we should do. And then he laid out like this whole game plan and we're like, oh, that's crazy. We gotta order the food early,

because sometimes it takes like 30 minutes. And I went, oh, at the Wendy's? We're like, that's fucking nuts. And I went, do you have the ad? You didn't say that at the Wendy's right away though. It was like a comical situation where everyone's like, wow, really? I'm like, yeah. And he's like, wow, that's you have you didn't say that the way to right away though It's like a comical situation where I was like wow really I'm like yeah, and he's like wow it's crazy I didn't know that this place. I'm like yeah this place that we're going to that we both know We're talking about the same thing and then I asked do you have the app?

Yeah, I'm like I don't I don't know if there is and at some point someone said Wendy's I went Everything did a little mixy move Confused never mind um so you didn't know about this collab. No, I had no idea. And I think that's the problem with this whole thing. We just ate it and I feel like I still don't know about it. Yes. Where is it?

Well, we'll learn about it. I see the stickers. What was it? The stickers is the collab. Yeah. The thing about this whole thing is that it feels like it really is like a come and go thing when it should have like hung out and bit. What a fucking thing!

Again, cultural touchstone. Yes. In the modern era, these things are hard to come by. Yep. You don't get a SpongeBob. Especially with how fast everything moves now. Exactly. Nick should not...

No! He's not camera, he's all excited. No, Nick's great because he's the only one wearing headphones. So, anytime you guys say hard on camera, he's all excited. No, Nick's great, cause he's the only one who aren't headphones. So anytime you guys say hard or calm or anything like that. I just say Akatar. I said Akatar one time. And then he just got them going. But when you finally get the opportunity to make- When you get to the cock of it.

When you make the Krabby Patty and you can eat the Krabby Patty, you gotta make it a bigger deal. And it's not. And they did nothing. Well, I feel like they did nothing because it's not the Krabby Patty right you gotta make it a bigger deal, and it's and they did nothing It well I feel like they did nothing because it's not a crappy Patty and they didn't make it It's is it the only reason this fucking crazy the only reason this collaboration with a K Exists is because the patties are square and so is spongebob it it that's how they came, but the Krabby Patty isn't is it exactly?

It is not it no the Krabby Patty has never been square no? Exactly! It is not! It, no. I don't think so. The Krabby Patty has never been square. No, so I don't understand... There's a square on the sticker. Wouldn't it have been crazy if they, for the month... Look, it's square right there. Yeah, because he's holding the Krabby Patty collab. Yeah. Wouldn't it be crazy if...

Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formioly. Is that what SpongeBob says? Yeah. No, it's what Mr. Krabs says every time uh wouldn't it be crazy if like the month they have this they changed it to the round patty and like they're going full yeah then I would be what they're making an effort exactly this feels like so because then they can call attention to that wait hang on 30-day free trial paramount plus. Yeah, I'm so it's a commercial sold

That makes so much more sense Why wouldn't you make the QR code a sticker we we would we we want to I think we should we've been saying Yeah, I've been talking about doing QR codes that people can go slap around on things and people could be like what's this? Anywhere you want like slap them on your headboard Akitar I was waiting for it I just I'm I don't know anything about spongebob. I Lives in a pineapple. Well if you were looking to get any information through this the collaboration

There's no information to clean for me. Here's what you need to know. His house is a Frosty. Okay. That's what the burger looks like. It's definitely square. And he has these sponge W's in his house. Oh, the sponge that you're drawing upside down. It's McDonald's.

Ba-da-ba-ba-ba! Well, no, you had it set to W. He's coming in. You had it set to M for Minnie. It was supposed to be set to W for Wombo. Yeah. He gets it. He doesn't get it at all. Wombo. This is also maybe the biggest. I Wombo, you Wombo. He likes this too much. This is maybe

the most egregious thing of you talking about this. There's literally a sticker that says Spongebob approved Krabby Patty. He would never approve this. He would never. He would never approve this. Jordan was on YouTube looking up the order of operations for the This is spongebob approved Krabby patty. He would never ever never never Was on YouTube looking up the order of operations for the same thing I got to be fair and to be fair to give Jordan credit wasn't looking it up. It was double-checking He was double-checking new he decided to make sure and then you did watch it, and then you went That's fine. Well they they did it a little backwards. Yeah, well there you go. It's tough They did they did bottom bun cheese patty cheese And then they put the secret sauce on top and also there's no mustard and ketchup which is called out specifically secret sauce

Thousand Island, it's what everyone's chicken sauce is is that oh don't tell plankton He's after it. Yeah I'm here and I'm not like that No, dude you mentioned Clancy it. Yeah, he's always trying to get this. It's me. I'm here. I don't know not like that No, dude, you mentioned Clancy Brown. Yeah voice of mr. Krabs also Salvatore yeah, you're goddamn right. He is in the penguin It's mr. Krabs grab second. I saw him. He's mr. Krabs. Are you watching the penguin? No, not yet. What? He's one of the crime families. Yeah. yeah No, the names is he in Deadwood Could be Clancy Brown yeah, no more loss. I don't think so he's in a lot of things in bit parts

Yeah, he's in Detroit. He's usually a bad guy Starship Troopers Starship Troopers. Oh yeah, is he in that yeah? I haven't watched it forever into the dude's hand Yeah, yeah, I know I think I think he was like I Mean the movie came out what 94 95 96 something like that and like he's older there He's I don't know how he's all shit now gets his voice to go from me glancy brown to you son of a bitch to mr. Krabs, which is Glancy Brown to you son of a bitch to mr. Krabs, which is What you guys did that at this hour is crazy. No the three of us know we're all

one Nick Okay, there we go that's Popeye that's that That was totally pop I Shawshank Redemption. Oh, yeah Yeah, Shawshank. Yeah. Yeah, speaking of Shawshank Redemption! Oh yeah, he was in that. Shawshank. Yeah. Speaking of Shawshank, did you see that episode this week? No, I haven't watched it yet. Oh shit. Dude, I saw that one last week that's not this week.

That was a great one. Dude, that one was great. That was the best episode. That was cool shit. So like the best part about The Penguin is the penguin, and as we told you that, just watching Colin Farrell, that episode four, he wasn't in it at all, and it was awesome. It was like wow Like all the backstory for one of the other characters. Yeah, she's fucking cool. They really fucked her over man. They sure did

You know I really also specifically specifically Oswald. Yeah, dad Yeah, okay kind of a jerk penguin. Yeah kind of a jerk turns out he might be a bad guy Yeah, kind of a jerk. He might be a bad guy We'll get Batman to sort it out. We'll see. We'll get the Batman to sort it out. Part two in 2026 I hope it also has like four acts. I hope it just keeps going you just go, oh this is fucking long. 2026 Did they make another one? Yes. I think so. That Batman part two. That's what it's called. Oh weird. Really? Yeah, just part two. It was supposed to come out in 2025, but it got delayed because of the rider strike. Oh I've only been brushing up because of Penguin. Right. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh uh I've only been brushing up because of Penguin. I'm going now that I care again.

Yeah, where's that collab? Toe. Now we're talking. Well, let's learn about Wendy's and our Wendy's. I was drinking water. I know, I was filling the time. I'm not Spongebob. I don't just exist in water. I have to drink it. It's okay. I'm like a sand...

I've seen him be dry. I'm a Sandy Cheeks situation. I saw him be dry inside with the squirrel. Inside with the squirrel. Yeah, he was inside with the squirrel. And then he went... I need it. Yeah, he was inside with the squirrel, and then he went I need it Yeah again episode what?

She's from Texas Our last Wendy's episode was not about spongeBob, but it was June 18th 2024 which is not very long ago at all. Nope. Where we ate the saucy nugs Yep, it received an average rating of 78.5. I remember those saucy nugs. That was a hot day Rating it did and I think that that had a lot to do less with like the nugs which were good and More about Jack in the Box can't be so high on this list Yeah, it was it was we talked about it before and in the episode. Because then right after it was 78.5,

Jordan yelled, does that make it higher than Jack in the Box? It was good. I mentioned I went to Planet Anime in Kansas City. Had a lot of eaters. Nice. They were saying hi, people just going. You sent us a couple pictures. I'm a compliment's crackle.

I sent you a couple pictures. Someone came up to me and just said Can't believe you went back to Jack in the Box Was that our first repeat in 100% eat Jack in the Box? Yeah, yes it was it shouldn't have exactly no It's not all it does Shouldn't been the first episode it shouldn't have been that highly rated for so long It shouldn't have been our first repeat, but let's get to this next fact Okay, who lives in an upside-down pineapple under the sea Nick sauce monkey. That's all I wrote

Dude you could have done that you could have done the whole song going. I didn't look up the song That's just I know the first line. That's what it is, but that's I thought about the upside down. Hi captain Oh, take me to the store Why does he want to go to the upside down pineapple in the car Why does that why is it in the cart because it's how you get people's attention At the store. Yeah, the supermarket. Yeah, we talked about this. I don't it's like you gotta pass by. That's right. That's right I wasn't thinking. Oh, I remember something because I wasn't for some reason I'm looking at the pineapple the cheese at pineapple That's in there

Maybe like think about oh like you see it like on cruise ships and like like places where you don't see the pineapple And he starts talking about the grocery store. I'm like why the grocery store? You buy them? I don't right it could not for some reason those those synapses were just missing. Check this out, Nick. Yep. Hell yeah! Put it in the bowl! Put it in the bowl, we're gonna put it right there. I'm living that cheese at life size.

If I hadn't finished my frosty, I would have turned it upside down. Yeah, I turned mine upside down and there was cars. It's true. Watch right along. I think it's fine. I went out there. I think it's good. Let me know if there's a little bit of a stain Thanks, man. I don't think there is though. I think it's good cuz unfortunately we it wasn't a chocolate You just made made the rest of the backseat white Dude chocolate frosty is weird um strap in for this next one, okay? Claw Frosty is weird. Strap in for this next one.

SpongeBob SquarePants and Patchy the Pirate share the same actor. Everyone knows that. And it's like actually him. Yeah, it's him in live action. It's not just like some guy in his voice. It is Tom Kenny. So obviously everyone knows that. Emmy award winner Tom Kenny.

Tom Kenny was on HBO's sketch comedy show Mr show Mr Show but was not at January 6th Jay Johnston was at January 6th and on Mr Show Johnston pled guilty to a felony offense of obstructing officers during a civil disorder after handing handing a stolen police riot shield to rioters then texted his friend got maced and tear gassed and I found it quite Untastic whoa a sad end to the story of Everest mr. Show deep cut for the mr. Show heads out there Why are you doing mr. Show deep cuts on the spongebob episode? I gotta say I don't take the walk you know what I mean dude jay johnston real bald-headed behavior Yeah, that is bald-headed behavior and frankly untastic. Yeah The reason I paused and as I'm making sure I read this I could see Eric go

Untastic imagine getting that text from your friend who stormed the capital. Um, it was a pretty cromulently It was truly a fuck crustable of a day it was bummed a she's I wish somebody who left one of the longer more Jordan level Yelp reviews. Yeah Texted about stormy during the capital One star would give zero stars if I could I can't I forget that the guy from mr. Show who's in so many fucking awesome sketches lost apparently

Capital on june you were oh, I would I would have called the cops on him the moment he started saying untastic yeah absolutely You're like the first sign well. I heard there was a lot of love going on there. Oh, yeah There's a day of love. I heard it was a day of love. Yeah, nobody died Love going on there. Oh, yeah, there's a day of love. I heard it was a day of love. Yeah, nobody died Case Close it's so it's just so brazen and it's like dad come on voting for this You've got how you are you falling for it? Like what are you doing?

Like take one step back, moron. Oh, yay. Everyone's dads. Yeah. Well, not your mom. I didn't know if your dad was one of us. I wasn't sure where that was going. A lot of these things now I've moved on.

We do the episode. We say it a bunch because we film a lot in like one day. I move on. But then weeks later, I watch the episode now and it's right back into my brain. Like I just watched Nick's gasp the other day and I just keep doing it again. I go, oh!

I watched that so many times of Eric parking the car and then going back what the fuck What the fuck are you are you fucking for real? He just goes while I'm driving Dude, it's even fucking funnier watching the video because as Nick filming it in the car I didn't get the the photographers lens of'm going, as he punches it off the sign. You can even see it completely oblivious. Imagine in the car, we didn't even see that.

It's even fucking funnier. He's back there making his own little narratives. Spitting his own yarns. We weren't filming, but he did it. He's back there making his own little, like, narratives. Spinning his own yarns. Oh! We weren't filming, but he did it as we were leaving our office today. Yes, someone was saying something about food or something, and you made the big gasping sound, and I didn't even bother to bring it up. We weren't moving yet, and I just went. He totally noticed.

In the car? Yes! Me? moving yet and I just went he totally noticed yes I think that was Gracie actually let's find out Gracie did you gasp in the car go listen to the Michael Jordan podcast where Nick just hurts our Gracie under the bus Gracie doesn't take it for a second if Gracie could have teleported. If I called her she would have answered. I think she absolutely would have. I don't think she would have said hello.

She would have said what's Nick saying. Nick who do you think you are? Alright, more facts? Okay. A closely guarded secret. Spongebob never reveals the best-selling burger patties recipe Some fans theorize that the Krabby Patty involves the use of crab meat because of its name and the fact that the Krusty Krabs building looks like a crab trap insane cannibalistic disgusting however Steven Hillenburg stated in peace that the Krabby Patty is vegetarian and does not use any form of meat then what the fuck did we just eat? What is it?

He said it he made it. What is it looks like it's meat It does look like it's me, but it could be some sort of bottom of the sea like I don't know Yeah, you don't know round up kelp. Which is it kelp's not that color. Well, it goes through a process. Maybe Yeah, he convinced me they extract they extract a certain protein, you know like for impossible triggers. Yeah Crazy that that's what he said Specifically about the Krabby Patty and then they're like we got a collab and we're gonna do everything wrong about it. Great. Cool. I mean You know once once he passed away. They were like now. We can do anything. Oh is that did he die? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Ls. What I'm not I'm just just so you know I'm not ready really bad

I read ahead and was reacting to the first First you got just wait back. I'm a way most of us are related to this conversation I'm also not entirely sure how long he was really involved. Oh really with SpongeBob SquarePants I kind of get the feeling that three seasons that when it probably all the good episode And then they were like let's commercialize the hell out of this. It's kind of like a camp camp situation, but without all the last part I Have no comment Son of a bitch! Who said that?

Hey, in the last fact There's a SpongeBob SquarePants musical on Broadway And the guy who played SpongeBob Left his pregnant wife Who he had been with since high school To date Ariana Grande Who co-starred in the new Wicked movie with him That's interesting writing there.

He was excited. This is what we expect from theater kids. They're either doing this weird relationship stuff or singing chorus line in a Denny's and giving back rubs. Thanks for nothing, Adele Dazeem. Adele Dazeem. I knew that one was going to get Jordan. Yeah, that was pretty good the woman that was in wicked The original that like made it like really popular turn a pop you are not it's not that no

It's it's like it's a Dean of Mizzell no hang on I you I know what it was and you've taken it out of my brain. It's L. Dizzy because that's Elsa, bro Yes, yeah, yeah, a, Adina Menzel there you go Thank you, and then John Travolta didn't say her name Adele I is the only way that's ready to say her right and I got to this and I've said it again. I was like Adele does It's so it's so funny every time I say Moscow I'll never like thing you can call it might have been ever now. Yeah It's so funny every time. Was that the same Oscars as the Moonlight thing?

You've confused me forever now. Or was it not even the Oscars? Let it go! That SpongeBob actor guy, that's crazy. Tom Kenny? No, Broadway SpongeBob actor guy. Oh, that actually was Tom Kenny. Are they still together or did he get dumped and look like a fool?

They are still together That's them. Yeah, the craziest part of this yes I want to find this Who co-star in the new wicked movie with? Oh, yeah, oh yeah, he's the guy he's that's the guy that's the guy he does the face is he uh That's that's a screenshot from like a tick-tock where he like you thought she thinks for a second. Yeah makes that face He goes I think You guys stop it

He was making faces of going how's that guy dating Ariana Grande? I said huge long and then he went flat on the desk And you know who else got got schlonged who's that Harvey Weinstein? Yeah, he really got schlonged thinking thinking might have done that to himself. I think he's longed himself what Trump said What you didn't hear that no? Trump quote was Harvey Weinstein got schlonged. What does that mean you guys got to keep up? I think I'm saying this shit long dude What yeah, I said that like over the weekend or something is that what gave him the bone cancer. I think so I think it's the shlonging What the fuck I can't believe they shlonged him. Yeah, he was surprised dude. That's so fantastic. Oh, yeah

I'm like... That's good. That's just... We're creating some new fucking languages here. I'll be honest, it's not often I throw out a, you know, like a current political reference and I get crickets from everyone. Yeah, I'm sorry, that... you lobbed it out there. I lobbed it out there like... We watched it go... Yeah, I'm going, you got schlonged.

And you guys are both going, why is he talking about Harvard Weinstein? It was a bum cancer? B Bone cancer? I don't know. Dude you know that episode of Spongebob when fine dining and breathing is all he knows and he needs to find his name that was me like inside my mind all the little Spongebob scrambling around like schlong schlong I got nothing on schlong I remember mentioning that episode, and you were gonna say you got bone cancer. Yeah. And that time, I was like, I don't remember that. The McDonald's episode came out today, or last episode. Uh-huh. Uh-huh, oh, those are all the facts, by the way.

Yeah, those are all the facts. Idina Menzel, I got it back. Adele Dizine, you got it. I kinda stopped, Adele Dizine. I can't read that, I can't read that again. The McDonald's episode came out, and it was just comments of people going, if they would've waited like one day,

it would've been nothing but Trumpet McDonald's jokes. Oh, jeez. And I'm like you're absolutely right. We have episodes. Absolutely. We probably would have avoided going to McDonald's. Oh, absolutely. Trumpet McDonald's? Get it. He got schlonged. I was you. You got schlonged. I was you. Are you schlonging us? Yeah. Fuck. Fuck! Oh, we got small ones. It's like a Rick and Morty joke now. Yeah, I, the Trump and McDonald's thing is great because I don't know who it's for. It's for me.

I just don't, like, my- Right, it's like- Like, I don't know who would be impressed by it. I don't know who would be like, that's my guy. Did you see Barbara's post? No, what was it? She had a post on Instagram and she's like, yeah, but have either of them worked at a Burger King in a movie theater That's pretty good that is good

But that's all the facts like we still I feel like I unlearned things what do you mean? I feel like I know less than when we started. No, Idina Mazzell! Shut up! I had definitely forgotten about the guy leaving his wife. Oh yeah, no, I did learn about that. No, that's a good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And, and, I forgot what he looked like until you showed me that picture, now he's stuck in my head. Oh dude. A fucking dweeby looking theater kid. With the huge long. Yeah, probably. Also up there with Arnold Palmer. Yeah, what? fucking dweeby looking theater kid with the huge long yeah probably also up there with Arnold Palmer yeah what now that I heard where I do all right you gotta keep up but I'm a lush long time this is all gonna be able to date

people by the time I'm not gonna get to a people people walked out of the locker room and they'd say wow yeah believe unbelievable. Yeah. He's a man. Did you see the town hall thing where the guy was talking about like his utility? It's a coin flip. His utility bill went up from like $290 when he started to like $15,000 a month under Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. And it was so like, it's like the most insane lie I've ever heard that Trump was there. And he just went what?

But even even he was like, I don't know Jordan that's what happened. I don't believe it tell JD Vance have him say that I'll believe If JD Vance says it on TV, then I'm allowed to say it on TV Also, it doesn't matter what it said and then I could just say I saw it on TV That is the craziest like what are you talking about? I'm also too tired to do this interview. So this is over Just through the top head line Donald Trump shares candid thoughts on Harvey Weinstein. He got schlong Candid thoughts boy. What a nice way of he's finally being candid What a nice way to put that here are my candid thoughts my brains melting

What a nice way to put that here are my candid thoughts my brain's melting Too tired to do this interview what? But did you see him cancel the interview like in the middle of the interview? Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, and he said it was a live interview and he said hey off the record. Yep We got to wrap it up you're okay when he went I can't keep up when he was in India or whatever and he just like the other one was just like let's listen to some music and there was 40 minutes what really sucks is that awesome like Bobby Maria twice he's yep twice because very traditional he told them to play it because it was the instrumental. His favorite Christian song. But he told them to play it again. It was instrumental but then he wanted the... Uh...

Pavarotti. Pavarotti version. Yep. And they played it again. And he kept saying, someone get me a Krabby Patty. Did you see the uh... That's how we tie back together. Okay good good.

We're back. Did you see his teleprompter that said like, spent two more minutes? No. Like, he spent two more minutes on... Or answer two more questions and then do the music. And he didn't do two more questions. No, he's like spent two more minutes on or answer two more questions and then do the music And he didn't do two more questions. He just went to the music Why was the music part of the plan? Well, because people kept like dying in the audience. Yes. Well people just left in there

Well, there was like two people that had medical attention because there was like a thousand degrees Yeah, it was in it was like Coachella. So then something left the second person needed medical attention went fuck it. Yeah And that's what Maria the other one For 40 minutes you got schlong 40 minutes you got schlong. I think we're about to get schlong what all right I feel like we did all let's learn about the food You want to learn about the Wendy's Krabby Patty collab? I do! Krabby Patty! A quarter pound asterisk of fresh never frozen beef. It's not what I heard it was.

American cheese, crisp lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion, and a super special secret sauce served on a toasted bun with of course love. Both Dave Thomas and Eugene Krabs would be proud you Fresh beef available in the contiguous United States Alaska and Canada He died for this and yeah, I think I got out I think Dave Thomas and Stephen Hillenburg are both I think I got a I think Dave Thomas and Steven Hillenburg are both But you only read the one thing here's pineapple under the sea frosty Our classic vanilla frosty with a pineapple puree bottom now half of us got that Yeah, you got the pineapple you got the pineapple

Chocolate which to be fair the woman working the register said she liked it. She said I like it. She said she liked it. She was saying we're out of the vanilla. And I was like oh man I guess we'll just get drinks. And then she's like well we can do chocolate. And I said yeah let's do chocolate. Like whatever who gives a shit. And then she just kept selling.

She's like I like it. I already said okay. When she said chocolate I thought just like I like it and I went I already said she said chocolate I thought just like chocolate And she goes we'll put the pineapple yeah, we do that She went I like it And then I like sure okay, then she gave us two she's like I got two with vanilla and we went great I look at her and I went oh, I guess we need And we went great. I look at it. Oh, I guess we need

Nick had the chocolate ones Chocolate and pineapple your car had some too my car had plenty some fun some vanilla Chocolate and pineapple that flavor together what I didn't enjoy it at all go back there and ask her some questions It was I'm sorry ma'am ma'am you liked it. It was Weird and kind of gross. You walk up to the counter, holding it in your hand, slide it across the door and go, explain yourself. Yeah. Hey, you drink it. Hey, lady. You shlong me? Also, you mixed the hell out of yours didn't seem to make a difference. No, it didn't. All of the pineapple stuff. Which is how the tiny spill did happen in your car. Yep. Because it all sat, I mixed the hell out of it in the restaurant.

I didn't realize it was a puree at the bottom. I thought it was just throughout. Then we were sitting in the car and I looked at it like, fuck it's still all at the bottom. But because it's a Frosty and seven seconds had went by, I opened it went, oh shit! And then spilled it. And you're like, oh it's not on my car.

Fuck, it's on my new car. Yep. I felt a little bad. It's okay, you did a good job. You did a good job cleaning it. But here's the thing. At least we recorded it and it made good content. It is, I don't know if it's good content,

but it is content. Of all the things that I liked to upset Eric about, that wasn't one of them. Yeah, it's true. That's why it hurts me. I guess that's true. I didn't even do it on purpose. I like to hurt him on purpose.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Maliciously. Or I like to help him when other people's hurting him by making fun of him, but somehow I'm still on his side. And so he still accepts the help even though it's rude. Because at least something's moving along. The rest of it is falling apart.

Or Michael is in the back just fucking around. It's like when Nick goes, you wish I was your mom. And I go, yeah, bitch! And Eric knows I'm on his side? That's when I like to do it. Not, oh man, I spilled, I'm sorry. I spilled in your car and I'm sticky. I hate that.

I go, yeah, bitch! I wish you were my mom? All right. He's still adamant about it. Is that what you think I wish? Again, I just watched it again. Your mom's weird. We started putting, if you don't want to watch the ride-alongs,

we started putting them on the RSS feed. So if you notice a thing that's there on Thursdays now, it's that. Listen to it, or I mean, skip it if you want to, but it's there. You're missing out on important lore, though. I'm going to be honest, because we don't care. So much Lara Croft lore. If you're not, if you're not. Oh, that's where all of it is. care if you're not- If you're not-

Oh, that's- we're all of it anyway. If you're not watching it- It's a 15 minute Lara Croft conversation. If you were just ignoring it on YouTube and not watching it at all, you have no excuse now. You need this lore. Just listen to it. So just listen to it. You'll be fine. You think maybe we were like a smart business or something where

we know a lot of people may not watch it or listen to it as the main show, so we keep it separate? We don't. No, it's all a tangle. We're bad at this it separate. We don't. No, it's all tangled. We're bad at this. We're good at this. We're creating a cinematic universe. Oh, god damn right. You gotta watch the TV shows before you can watch the movie. But the TV show comes out after the movie. And if it doesn't make any sense, fuck you. Get schlonged.

Oh, this is based on the comic book. Where's the comic book? It's not out yet. It didn't even get greenlit yet. They're still drawing it. It's like a prequel situation. Maybe we should start putting the ride alongs up first. The first thing we film is the ride along. We talk about shit. And then we continue those jokes

into the show knowing they might not watch it. Or even if they do, they being you, it's two days later. they being you it's two days later to me It's just get over it. You're warm. We're warming up. We're warming up. We gotta warm up Yep, so we got it We got to let the gas out a little bit so stay tuned for the alternate feed on your on your podcast On your podcast subscription feeds where it is a commentary of the episode where we are explaining the jokes to you Oh, yeah, because you don't watch the whole on it and then we write you need it

Yeah, you are every positive little record scratch should correct We should do that one time for people in Patreon. It should be it should be a familiar with the episode I mean come out a day early And Michael just we listen to it Michael pause it explain just keep going. It's not even do that It's it's something and some of them are even jokes No, it's just explaining. What are you talking? Right? It doesn't make any sense like Eric was a bad mood Okay, so yeah, so okay before we start earlier before we started recording Eric came by and he tapped your shoe and

So when the episode starts them off and so the episode starts and we keep talking about getting your shoe tapped We will explain it later, but not until the thing that comes out two days from now So if you're just watching this now, it will never be explained and you're wondering why because it already happened for us Just not for you Okay, now we play and then six more seconds So six episodes ago this guy in the Yelp review said bald head behavior and we didn't know what it meant but we loved it so we kept there's there's levels of bald head behavior in an episode something I just watched where we're

talking about Avatar and we mentioned bald head behavior but make like an Avatar joke but it's like it's referencing the blue Avatar we're right not that avatar because we already made the ball and behavior joke about the air bender avatar it's impossible to keep up with it's impossible there are so many times we're all gonna watch an episode of our show and I'm reading the comments and I go what the fuck are they talking about and then I start playing I go that's what I forgot this week It's for people saying they're just leaving comments and say I have a score I forgot that we told people to leave a comment. Yeah, I have a score Well, thank you

We're moving so fast, okay? It's true. We're moving fast. We're throwing this shit out of a speeding train, okay? And you're catching it, but we're gone! We're in the next city getting schlonged! Before you can even pick it up off the truck, we're already in the next town. We throw it out some things and it goes, hey, we go, what are you talking about, idiot?

Yeah, we're like, what the fuck is that? Look you're explaining. Here's the thing you're explaining the show perfectly and it's fucking For some people they finally get it yeah The shows like way funnier now other other people are going to I know this right and you're the real fan we call it we call them the truthers it's a Macmillan's joke someone's asked like about this show because especially like a friend of mine not knowing about like Rooster Teeth so we did face jam forever and then this and they're like what are like people jump in I go oh they started the beginning or they're fucked Yeah, how are you supposed to do? I don't give a shit you either accept

You don't know or you go to the back of the line. Yep, right I'm not catching you up you either dive in and you're confused and you eventually figure it out And you accept it and you start from there or you keep going back. There's no like I wish they would explain No, I love not explaining things on this show great. It's so good. Oh my god. It's for the it's it's for the truth It's you know what it's for it is for the sickos Big-time quote in a world of people cutting corners Wendy's is known for quality and everything we do From our fresh, famous food to collaborations with brands that our fans love,

said Lindsay Rogoski, U.S. Chief Marketing Officer for the Wendy's Company. So it makes sense that two of the most iconic squares in pop culture are teaming up to bring a taste of this unique, limited time experience to life... to life for fans of all ages. They're time experience to life... To life, for fan-ful of reasons. They're bringing it to life!

What an experience! Yeah, this is... Wow, wow, I got a burger. This is her explaining a way that they have a square patty. Right, I mean... He's square! They're trying to make it more than... Yeah.

Than Paramount... Butt, butt. Ehh... Mm-hmm. They're trying to make it seem... Why in a store?! Yeah. You couldn't connect the dots.

They're trying to make it seem like a bigger deal. Yes! Then Paramount came to them and was like, here's a buttload of money, do something. And they were like- But they did nothing! And they were like, I'm square patties.

But remember, they did the Rick and Morty thing also. They had the two Rick and Morty drinks that we never fucking got. There was like, they were in like the Coke freestyle machines or whatever. But like, even that's pretty low effort though. Oh no, it was low effort. It's very low effort.

That's what I'm saying. It's not like they had a Rick and Morty schlong burger. No, just. Schlong and Morty? What was that? He went, he's thinking about going to the grocery store. You like that a little too much. I think that Michael should read the first two for you review and Jordan should read the last two. Holy shit!

Oh my god! That's a good idea. That's a great idea. It was also, Jordan by the way, the first line is holy cow. It's not oh My god, that's awesome All right, let me just knock this out real quick Yeah, autumn are says every time I go here and order my ten nuggets

They always forget them or give me five price. They never give me my ten piece like y'all out here robbing people for nuggets damn Okay, okay autumn. That's crazy. That was great in no punctuation No, no here's the thing the next review I that was the it was the first one that I found and I went this will be my crown jewel for this whole thing Oh great. Just know that what we're going to read after that. I liked more but this one had my wife dying laughing too. Okay. Mm-hmm. From Balaji S. Uh-huh. There is beef.

Also, I did not get my Indian food and my Beto was hungry, but he is now fat since I feed it to him every day. And also he has mommy-be-ities. It's like diabetes, but for sons Hold on hold on. I feel like I just started listening to a podcast That has a bunch of lower, and I just came into the middle of it Yeah, he there's lore through his yelp review Yeah, we're gonna go back to his account read the very first review right you got to read His better gets mama BD You can take a crack at it if you want

You want to if you want to Mommy BDs it is like diabetes, but for sons Sons sons Mommy BDs can we message this person? Can you explain the also even what's even confusing is he spells BDs differently from mommy? Mommy be mommy be ID's it it is like diabetes, but for sons Oh, sorry dot dot does he think that mommy BD is like dad- does he think it's daddy beaties? I don't know, but he wrote diabetes. Yeah, that got- that's the only thing that's spelled right in this review, honestly.

There is beef. His beta? Is that like a beta fish? Is that how you spell beta? Was he talking about a fish? Either way, he didn't get any food. He didn't get Indian food and my beta was hungry, but he is now fat. Yeah feed it to him every day Uh-huh, I know so I think better is like a Is that what you call your kid I have no idea I forget it's either like it's either a grandfather or your kid We got mommy beaties though. I don't know and now Jordan It is this novel. Yeah for you review

Yeah, all right that what we just read are two excellent you reviews. I got so excited about getting right into it It is a fish. Is it oh good You spell it. Yeah, that's how you spell it cool I think that's a beta the yeah, pronounced beta could be talking about his beta fish that could be I don't know if he feeds Them beef or Indian food, but either way he didn't get it Well, that's that's some of the you reviews, but now it's time to hear from you in the segment We call you review Jordan. Okay, cool. And then you put that yeah started reading them. Yeah, he's gonna and here's Jimmy G It's funnier that you did put those flags in though

That was for you. All right. This is Jimmy G. Jimmy with an ie So you already know he's like weird Yeah, holy cow. I love Wendy's Hey, George that was the end of the same I I thought this guy wasn't gonna use any more No, I love Wendy's and all and Dave is a great guy, but I don't think I can ever come back to this Wendy's again. I have been to this location on over ten different occasions, and I have the same issue. I guess that's insanity, right? Doing the same thing and expecting a different result. I mean, I get it. I get it! And I do respect the hustle, but sheesh, you get

bombarded with pain handlers from time from the time you enter their parking lot. They literally approach your vehicle from the time you enter the lot and all the way up to your departure when you are waiting to order. They are asking while you order, they are asking. After you order, after you order, they are asking. And even after you pay and get your food and are leaving the drive through, they are still asking. Just ignore man. We're halfway through. I understand that. I understand that the struggle is real. And I have even gotten some of them a burger or two because they were very respectful and polite when they asked for some food. I do have sympathy for them because on any

given day on any given day that could be me needing a bite to eat and most of us are only one paycheck away from being on the street. But God God damn I was in the drive through this last time and the person panhandling for money got upset with the driver in front of me because I'm guessing that they declined his request for some food and the guy flipped out and started swearing and yelling at the car. Then he goes and takes his shoe off and starts smacking the car with it. I wish we could have seen that The driver got upset or scared and pulled out of the drive-thru line before they got their food and took off Out of the parking lot while the man is chasing after the car with his shoe in the air This will be my last visit to this location I don't know how I would have handled that situation if I was that driver being flipped out on like I said I get it And I respect the hustle and I know that the struggle is real these are all things I've said but to get upset

with the person because they simply declined your request to do you a favor and then to start hitting their car is unacceptable and insane I'm glad that they're leaving a one-star review to get this porn across huh but I guess after all I was partly insane also for continuing to go to the beginning time and time again and expecting a different result. Unfortunately is time to switch it up and find a different one needs to go to. This could have been three sentences. He wrote a novel about nothing happening to him. This is a Seinfeld episode. Also He wrote it about nothing. He also um if it's people outside asking for food. Yeah, that's not hustling

God I respect the grind. I'm only one paycheck away from being in your situation. So I get it about I Was half expecting him to go on some sort of diatribe but capitalism not it He when he keeps saying that like I get it. I also think I get it. I get it again I respect the hustle. I know it's hard out there, but jeez Louise. Yeah one star when When you opened it up with I guess that's insanity right doing the same thing That's the guy I wanted leaving review on January 6th. Yeah, I want this person like From what them explaining explain it in your words what what you did there all right? It's exactly what I was talking about.

God damn it was a peaceful protest. None of us had guns. The thing that got me about this, it's not just the length. The length is awful and absurd. And you're right, it could have been three sentences. Nothing happened to him. Right, he witnessed this and was like, that's enough for me. After ten times in saying, oh yeah, I've seen this a bunch before. He didn't seem to be too bothered by it, by the

other ten times, because he would buy them burgers. You did not get stopped five times. Yup. Right, they're not following you through the parking lot. There's not... Generally most, there's one. Yep. Right. Because they have territory. It does not, like this whole thing is just like, what? You go somewhere else. When did you go to McDonald's or something?

They're not lined up throughout. To leave a one-star review on a Wendy's, it's like nothing is about the food or anything, it's just stuff that happens to other people. It's not even about your fish or sun. No. Hahaha. And where's the Indian food? Nothing is about the food or anything, it's just stuff that happens to other people. It's not even about your fish or son. No. And where's the Indian food?

I did not get my Indian food. Does this guy have mommy beaties or not? Tell me now. He's got a shoe of beaties in his car. But that's the review that you left. Now it's time. Remember when we ate this? Yeah, yeah, and now it's time for us to It's 7 p.m. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's a long episode. Yeah, it's not actually it's actually shorter

Yeah, you think we're gonna get done in the next 10 minutes. Yeah. Yes, absolutely I think we fire out some scores and wrap this shit up. All right, exactly what I fired It's fine. Let's exactly what I let's shlong out Yeah, we'll shlong it out because I feel like we've been talking about in general the disappointment Yeah, absolutely with this meal and we were talking about spongebob. Yeah So yeah, that's that's the main thing it is literally just one of their hamburgers and and even cheeseburger even the thing I was most excited about it was like it's a burger, but like I'm sure this pineapple frosty is gonna be pretty good He's a sweet tooth guy. Yeah loves his milkshake. It was also it fell flat again again same lazy thing

Where's this like we'll put some pineapple? It's like we'll put some pineapple in it. It's on the bottom too! And they say it! It's like they know, like people are going to call us out on it. They're just trying to make it sound like it's like in a pineapple under the sea so we'll put it under the milkshake. And then you're like, yeah, but won't that taste bad?

Fuck you! Shut up! Won't you spill it all over your friend's car? God damn right I will! We also just had milkshakes that are so good. we not spilly everywhere Yeah, that's they were from Jack in the box. Yes. They were very good. That's what I'm saying Like I thought about getting another one I prefer a chocolate frosty or vanilla frosty and I do agree that this is probably disgusting

I can't imagine how bad it was It was really bad but it being the right way of the pineapple in The vanilla I would much rather just have a regular chocolate frosty. Yeah. Yeah, no pineapple. Well see They had been doing over the summer a lot of like you need actual flavor actual flavors It's not just like we'll throw some stuff in the vanilla one No, no, no, it's different flavors actually and they were actually good like the orange creamsicle one was great. Yeah They did some other ones I didn't get to try but I'm sure they were also good and you know creamsicle one was great. Yeah They did some other ones I didn't get to try but I'm sure they were also good and you know points for at least the effort and the creativity

And then they were just like I don't know Square yeah This whole thing oops, that's mustard. Oh, well, they give you stickers and that is the highlight of the really is Yeah, the stickers are the best part. They are but But they didn't make the QR code a sticker, so. No, yeah. Yeah. This is a low effort thing. And frankly, because of the QR code sticker,

no sticker situation, that's what's gonna ding them the hardest. Nice. In my score. Get them. Get it. Also their burgers are just bad. Like, no, I never want a burger.

Before we took a bite, we were saying, there's a reason we don't get the burgers Yeah from Wendy's it's always the burgers are never good The burgers are never and there was nothing there was nothing to turn to for reprieve in this It was the burger was disappointing the fries unsalted unsalted again Yep, and then salt in this room and then the Wendy's the the frosty was bad. So it's a pretty relentless meal Even though it's just regular. I'm all the negative points are coming from okay from the lack of creativity 41 yeah, okay. I thought you're really absolutely. I thought you're really gonna hit their car with a shoe

Maybe 35 you know what I'll go 35 35 I was waiting for like a 13 or something. God damn! No. I was preparing though. I wasn't gonna go that low. Maybe 35. You know what? I'll go 35. 35! 35%. I'm sorry Wendy's, I helped him ding you. He's swinging the chute. That chute came flying in. Yeah, I mean it's Wendy's burger. I don't despise their burgers nearly as much as you,

but also they're not good. They're not great. When I go and I get like a big chicken sandwich, usually a spicy chicken sandwich of some kind, and I'm like, I know I'm hungrier, I won't get two, because that's too much. I'll be like, I'll get like a junior, a junior bacon cheeseburger or something. So my palate is used to just consuming it on the car ride back to my house where I can have the good chicken. Nice! This was, I just can't believe it's nothing. It's just a cheeseburger. Like, like, the sauce is it. That's it. And even that is not, that's not a thing from the show.

No, I just can't believe, like, usually when they do a thing like this, this is like SpongeBob thing, but whatever, like, even if it's not anything new, it's's like we got jalapenos and crispy onions and whatever like none of those things are original It's like I guess you've never assembled all of those at one time before right this is nothing. It's just their cheeseburger Yes, it's just a fucking cheeseburger. That's it. So that's crazy Like so sad fucking sticker pack for it You couldn't fucking figure something out and I bet they there's so much effort and they just got sent you know 10,000 boxes of them that just stick inside the thing right but like I just can't believe there's nothing to it um yeah right it's it's so crazy that like

shameful from Wendy's 40 40 I'm gonna give 40 I agree with Jordan you should be ashamed of yourself especially after such a good showing with those saucy nugs. It's an average score average score 37.5 bring back the spicy pub sandwich. Yeah, it's crazy that we still have a pretzel pub We saw that had the pretzel pub. I'm concerned. We've had it back like a bunch of times, but yeah, yeah It's the last exactly that's what I'm saying. I'm starting to get concerned that Wendy's is Trailing I brought it up the edge. I brought it up on the last episode. Why, we're eating McDonald's.

I feel like Wendy's is falling off. I feel like I don't- I know you kept saying that before we started. I don't eat there nearly as much as I used to. Their stuff is like really lacking. He's making it go long. Yeah, Nick. And then-

It's all part of my plan. Do you feel in charge? That was Bane. And I just feel like, I just feel like Wendy's is like really not together. Yeah. Yeah. I feel great. Evan Bane's just like, Oh, okay. Time to go mobile. But that's our review of the Krabby Patty collab. Krabby sandwich. Yeah, it really was.

So disappointing. SpongeBob deserves better. Yep. Hey, you can- Oh, I don't know if he does, but... The first three seasons of SpongeBob deserves better. The guy who played SpongeBob on Broadway deserves better than Ariana Grande. Right.

He needs Adele Dazeem. Adele Dazeem. Oh, god. He's going to be able to get it. He can't do it. No! Hey, if you like this, there's even more over at the Michael Jordan podcast.

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Honestly, I saw that, it was funny, and also I remember they pissed me off. Yeah. Yeah, the one- Wait, who did this? He has one that just says jalapenos, and I just went, fuck, come on. That was good.

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Drop the bullet. Oh! That's a good one. That's why I don't usually throw them. I don't want to embarrass you.