100% Eat - Why Do We Keep Going Here? %% Wienerschnitzel Chili Cheese Fries Burritos

Episode Date: March 4, 2025

Nick has a lot of opinions about what a burrito is and he's howling at Our Heroes about this food. Wienerschnitzel threw some slop in a tortilla and the workers don't know if they can keep up with the demand (just us ordering 12 burritos at once.) Also don't worry, they didn't have the shake, or they did and Nick wouldn't tell us? WHERE'S THE PICOS PETE?????? So much is happening so dive into this week's episode. And don't forget that we're live TODAY at 4pm CT on discord for the Taco Bell Live Mas livestream. Join at Patreon.com/100percenteat now! 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent. Also sponsored by Pretty Litter. Go to Prettylitter.com/eat to save 20% off your first order. Terms and conditions apply. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones alongside Michael, your Dschweers. How are you? I'm great, Michael. Dschweers. No, it's okay Jordan swears. It's okay. We just push through Hey what Michael phoning it in hey watch the ride along it's like I cock a poopy That had like a cultural moment for us where everyone was like dude, this is almighty This is the funniest thing I've ever seen like now. This is a movie

It's 2003 and this is humor like I that was what happened Evan Almighty happened and let me tell you That was a weird one I have to build the art range what uh strange. What? That was a strange sequel. Yes. Really bizarre. Yeah, God talks to me now. What? And it's way more annoying than in the first film. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, I just don't... It just seemed weird that they made Bruce Wayne, they're like, We gotta have... How do we follow that up? Somehow this is so popular. Or, I assume it was like, Jim Carrey doesn't usually do sequels until Sonic. No. No. It is Sonic and then it says. And Steve Carell was skyrocketing.

So they were just like, bang it! Mm-hmm. And I guess they just didn't want to make the same movie, but maybe they should have. Maybe they should have. Probably should have. Yeah. This one was not, I don't think it

had any of the cultural cachet that the first one had, even at all. There were animals. I remember that. Well, yeah. He's like, yeah yeah he's like yeah he's like making Noah's Ark. That's a cultural thing you know. Everyone loves animals. It's got animals! I want to point out I like your sweater. Well we're bringing it back. Yeah I was

like already advertising our new project. The new Achievement Hunter. Mm-hmm. People thought we were kidding kidding what's an achievement just right off the bat dude is gonna be long that fact that I'm sitting here today when you read when you jumped right in I thought we were doing a speedrun thing and I was just gonna get straight to the food no no no no I just want to read as little as possible one I got one foot out. I'm not moving my finger back either a you he's now been my feet are back I'm just saying it get away. I'm gonna change. I'm from the table Because every night back up why is Nick telling me to back up back up back on the Nick?

Thank you Move your mic Telling me to back up. Back up. Back up. Listen to Nick. Thank you. Move your mic. Take your mic with you. I'm just locking in the space now because I start with my feet close to the chair and then every fucking time I go to stretch somebody's foot's there, somebody's leg's there. No, it's you a lot. No, I don't usually hit your foot.

Sometimes I'll touch your knee. Yeah. He's too short. With the new lights and stuff, the room being so much more lit, you can see that I have to kind of straddle one of the legs of the- I do the same thing. Of the table.

And so when I put my legs out, it's right there. I do nothing different. Yeah, you got the best seat. I got the best seat, but I got the worst seat for microphone placement. Yes, because it has to be here, and every time I lower it, Nick's like, Where are you guys? You guys are on the side a little bit. But then you were putting it up, and it was blocking your whole face. Yeah, well, I mean, if you're going to do it, do it. You know what I mean?

Absolutely. I might as well block my whole face and just like the bottom of my face. So we went back to Wienerschnitzel. Yeah, we did. Wait a minute, we didn't go to Cece's? It was years before we had gone back the second time. And now it's been seven months. We do a show.

This is what happens. This is what happens when you have a show. This is what happens. This is what happens when you have a show that's me doing the intro. This is what happens when you have a show that's weekly instead of every other week because when you're like oh it was years before we went back again it's like right we only had to do every other week. Now we have an every week thing

and the last time we went was last year. So... Last year, okay. It's been seven months. Okay, that was last year. okay, it's been seven months Okay, that was last year So was December. Yeah, and I would say it's last year. I don't know why that doesn't make it feel like it No, hang on Nick's agreeing with me. I apologize Hey, I'm sorry. It has been seven months. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're admitting you I started okay. He did this he did this were wrong. I'm feeling like everyone here is wrong. Okay, he did this. He did this and he said, I'm feeling like everyone here is wrong.

Except for me. I just stayed out of it. He went, Professor X does this. This gives me some authority here. Dark impact. So we gotta capitalize on that because he's not gonna stop saying it No, I don't know what that is. He's all about it. He's gonna take it to his D&D Like a poster or like a dark empath or it's like a shirt somebody made his x-men like a dark empath thing and that was great Yeah, it was

I don't know. I have no idea I want to explore that a little bit. Just some sort of artifact Yeah, you know something that we channel our powers through. Oh, like a dark empath stone. We sell a stone that you keep with you. We could do gems, we could do wands, something. If we could become a gems podcast, dark empath stones.

Oh, I can. Got that one behind me. Big ball. I got plenty. I just charged a fuck ton of stones and got some magic moon water. Oh February 12 get the magic. We make it February 12 was the was the full moon of the Leo What's the so I got that I got that bottled up and ready to go? It's the February full moon called they all know I don't know we're in Pisces season though

I don't know but look I don't understand how it works I just read when it tells me Uh-huh, well CoStar tells me and other things and it was like Leo Moon full activation. Yes, February 12th I put a bunch of shit outside. I had this old It's the snow moon. I had this old Skull for vodka, you know those oh, yeah those deals. Yeah empty it out filled it with water. That's cool Now it's super charged crystal school. No, it deals. Yeah empty it out filled it with water. That's cool. Now. It's supercharged No, it was better. Yeah, it was better

You think People that leave comments they go like wow you guys bash conservatives They're gonna they're hating this moonstone talk or whatever, huh? Like they don't they don't want that I mean, I don't let it affect my chakra Yeah, first of all, we're bashing Ted Cruz and I think that's something that everyone that guy there's a guy who sent us a message He's like you only come out of this one side. That's pretty cool You only got one side. It's like you're making fun of Ted Cruz man. Like all my stuff getting charged. Look at that moon You got that's my moon fucker. You got to be able to make fun of Ted Cruz. It's Ted Cruz. Yeah It's Ted Cruz. No one likes that Cruz. Don't even like Ted Cruz.

Ted Cruz's family doesn't like Ted Cruz. Yeah, his evil daughters, his wicked daughters. I was trying to remember the whirlwind of that last Wiener Schnitzel adventure. You like that for some reason. Because it was one that we were homeless for yes and we went down to rain genus frame rate merch warehouse yeah we got about eight minutes of video huh yeah oh yeah I got a camera forgot about that and very specifically on that one made so many visual references and then and then pretty cool play with the little Ray doll. I remember that.

We were pointing stuff. We were like, Ray's here! We were pointing stuff. Oh shit. Oh, the camera died. I don't know why. That was also the day. Great. The day after the Gracie episode at the Olive Garden.

Oh yeah. It was, yeah, that was late at night. And then this was early the next morning. Yeah. We were running ourselves ragged. That was a weird one. But this time we went- And also the food was awful. Oh, yep.

But this time we had the wiener schnitzel chili cheese fries burrito. Yeah, there were three of them. There were three of them. And they will be listed- Did they- None of them had wieners in them. Yeah, and they will be listed. Did they? None of them had wieners. Make burrito? Okay, you were very concerned about their taco or burrito. Nick was howling. There's a difference between tacos and burritos. There is. I mean there is but they also said that they were burritos, so I don't know what your question was other than the size of them. Right.

Okay. That was the question. Right? The very question I asked in the car. How big were these burritos? How big are the burritos? And then for some reason tacos were in them. He kept asking me how big they were. You wrote the facts. I haven't eaten the food and I don't know how big they are. Well the facts about the food He doesn't write them. He copy pastes and all the other facts He does write very rarely has anything to do with the food let alone the restaurant Yeah, I don't think there's ever been a fact about the size of the thing we ate

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He feels. He feels. So he's howling in the car about the size of these and if they were burrito size. Masking like a dog wants to go out. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sometimes you gotta pee. They were burrito size like a dog wants to go out Sometimes you gotta pee Well, you can't do it here He does bad boy bad bad. I catch him in the bathroom. I put his face in it

We should start putting pee pads You know, that's the corner. He figured out. So Nick wanted to know the size of these things, and he kept talking about how their burrito size and taco size, and I said, so like, where does a burrito start for you? And then you said it had to be like a two-hander. Two-hander. And it's got to be closed over, and it's got to be, you know, a little...

That's a very good point. It must be... So, speaking Gracie, so everything he just showed you, if you're watching the video, That's a very good point. Pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop And it's like, bigger! Two hands! It's just that. How did you feel about what we got? They were burritos! Can a taco be two hands? Or is that too big for a taco and by default it's a burrito? Uh oh.

You've stumped the dark end paths. This is why I wasn't sure why tacos got brought into the conversation at all. Because it can be a small burrito. Especially out here, where the tacos are bigger than what I'm used to. Like I'm used like street tacos Mm-hmm. It's fair point No, actually no it isn't those don't require to though. It's a good point. No You don't have to I just can ford with myself and have heard with all the change my mind for

They're always talking to them. It's like a spirit bomb type situation. Give me your thoughts Dark and what is a taco? What is a burrito? They're always talking to them. It's like a spirit bomb type situation. You say, give me your thoughts. Dark impact power. What is a taco? What is a burrito? Get me out of this mess. These were hefty. Yeah. Oh my God.

They were hefty. They were hefty. We got like the whole bag and it was like, oh shit. The burger flavored one especially was giant it had even even Nick's Demands or pre-requisites aside. It's like well. These are big yeah They are it's just it's there's three of them, but they're chili cheese fries in a Tortilla, that's it. It's just they went well. They really rain

They go from just that yeah, we've reconstructed a hamburger in burrito form and put fries in it Like that's that's the spectrum here. That is the cra- that one That's not loved it. That's not loved it. That sucked ass whispering 90 Just this one, 90. That one was like, they just chopped up a whole hamburger. I looked at them, my look at, they were still wrapped, but they were labeled. And I went, this one will surely be the worst. I hope this lasts.

Yep. Wienerschnitzel doesn't have good hot dogs. Uh-huh. Right. Why would you go there for a hamburger? Now there's a burger put into a burrito. Yep. What are we doing? I'm just like I don't know they say don't judge a book by its cover, but I've seen this way judge away I've seen this book before I'm not judging by the cover. I'm judging by the author's previous Also, but yeah, that's absolutely yeah, I read all these guys books and they fucking suck this next one should be really good

This one's called hamburger burrito It can only be good The thing that got us talking about what this was we were on the way is Nick was like so are we getting hot dogs? We're like no. It's just these chili cheese right every day ever gotten hot dogs. No we have I think the first time We have a first time cuz I got hot dogs. I've still never, the last time. Did we? Yup. I've never been to Wienerschnitzel except outside this show.

Or in this show, sorry. I've never been outside this show. Yeah. So that's, how many? Three, four times? Yeah, something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had, this is not hot dog.

We had two, at least, hot dogs. Did we have another non-hot dog time? Or was this the three? I don't remember. Yeah, the last time we went and we'll learn about it in the fact section. Uh, here's a classic look at you. 100. Look nice. That was good. People love that. It really hurts the back of my neck. Oh no. So many years people at conventions like, can we do the neck thing for a picture?

Like, yeah, hang on. Oh God, it hurts. Stop doing it. I'm like, after they need it. I have to perform. I must, I must. You do this and you scream into a phone all day. Would you yell at me? I guess. Can you tell my friend Tyler that he fucking sucks because he didn't come? And you know what, it was a chore because it was a job.

Now I do it out of delight. Yeah. Yeah. I wake up going, I can't wait to yell at Eric today. But then I get here and Nick beats me to it. And now I just don't want to, I don't want to play second fiddle. So I just kind of let him go after me. Otherwise it looks like you're just piling on but it's like it's what you wanted to do. That's what I want to do

I want to start the pile. Oh, you lead next time. I'll follow. I'll do next time. Okay. Okay, you can have today though Cuz you already started All over it today. Do we need to like work out like calendars? I feel like we could just feel it out Okay, you can empath me and oh no Okay, no, I don't know who's whoa. Whoa. I don't know who's in my head right? Whoa. I just I just Got cross-transmission there someone in my head who sounds just like me If I close my eyes That has been going for years and it's still funny. It's still funny to make fun of that.

Who's talking? I get the, like, you just start listening and you can't tell them apart. You don't know who is who. But me and you, the same thing. It may be like in like a screech or like a yell or like an instance. But general speaking, I don't understand. I don't either. I don't get it.

I really don't. I sound taller. What are you showing us? Look at the candy in there. Oh, there's- I thought he was holding up to your camera. I thought he was showing off that he drank it all. I know, yeah.

Because he does do that. Yeah, we're very proud of you, Nia. He does do that. Hey, way to go, buddy! This shake was also like a whole thing. The shake was also a whole thing. Yeah. Because Nick said his wife looked up

that they had a shake. He's gotta run producer work. Yeah. He had a shake. Yeah, he's got her on producer work. Yeah. She's doing research. Yeah, I was like. But then you're gonna get an email from her asking about the Donya. Yep.

And when they can stop by to pick it up. She does like the Donya though. Okay. Well, now she can try the new one. I brought it for Nick to put on his burrito. Oh, did you put the Donya on your burrito? I went Texas Pete, baby. They had one Texas Pete back then.

He was so happy to tell you that. He's out. Are you out? I'm out, maybe. I couldn't find, there's a lot of stuff in there. We need to go back to Rudy's. When we went to Wienerschnitzel, that's right. Oh, maybe Rudy's has some more.

We went to Wienerschnitzel. This is where the original, this is where Pico's Pete. Pico's Pete! This is where it occurred. Which was also seven months ago. This was the Ray episode, I remember. Because again, that was very funny where he pointed at it. And I looked at it and I went,

This doesn't say Pico's Pete. And he went, I fucked up. That was in the middle of that episode. And he's like, oh it says Texas Pete. So this is the same- What the fuck have you been saying? He's like, I thought it was Pico's Pete. So this is the same Wiener schnitzel. They don't have it anymore. I went over and took a a picture we went into order

As I went to the counter you went to the bathroom You went to that down. You went to go get more Pico speed He walked over and he walks back and he goes there anymore Texas Pete fucking bullshit And it was like what what? What the fuck? And then you use the last of your Texas Pete. Yeah, I think so. Well, he also said he needs to organize the sauce drawer. I don't know.

I don't know how he plans to do that. Well, here's the thing. He said we need to organize the sauce drawer. So I'm not sure what he thinks that means. Did you use the bathroom? The restaurant too or no? Okay. So you were the one trying to break in when I was using a check and check shake it I literally went I'm going to the bathroom and I went to the bathroom and then sounds like jiggling the door and Someone has to go in I came out. No one was there. No one was there. I sat down and then Nick left I'm like that was Nick. Uh-huh. I just said I was in the bathroom Basically what I was saying was you remind me he's trying to corner me. Yeah

Basically what I was saying was you're minding me. He's trying to corner me. Yeah He either wanted to fill me or tell you about the big yeah, or you had a cup And a couple bottles of water and like electrolytes today like Not not pedialyte, but like a grown-up version mm-hmm so it was so it was flowing so it would have been good day for piss cup Piss cup piss cup yeah drink a little piss piss cup pissy little piss boy. Here's a little piss boy piss boy piss cup I don't think our opinions on wienersnitzel have changed in the last seven months And I don't think they're going to improve based on what we ate today.

I did want to say when I looked at this, I glanced at this, the only reason I want to reference this is wiener pignons? Mine's okay. Yeah. I just wanted to say that, I thought of it about 15 minutes ago. Things were asking.

I realized that the moment was gonna pass and so I went, stop. I'm wearing long underwear today No, what what you're saying you were in like thermals. Yeah, okay his long long underwear Baby's like boxers that like went past his knees They're either should be regular or down to your ankle. I don't know what long means. You know, like, they cut off at the knee.

I'm wearing my ankle underwear. It is very cold. It's freezing. It's so, so cold. Yeah, it's pretty brutal. Wind chills like 10 degrees outside. Yeah, yeah. And boy, getting to and from it like the

The studio to my car and then my car to the wiener's missile is just like it was Damn, we might have been might as well have been walking across the Siberian wasteland it's it's just freezing went to the doctors this morning and the parking lot is very far from the door. Oh I got out of my car. It snowing it was so fucking good the wind was I was like being stabbed in yeah I was like Jesus Christ is that in B caves, so it's like There's like mountains. Yeah Where it tunnels through and hits you so hard yeah, it was like the It was like the trench at the end of Star Wars. Yeah, hell yeah

Stay on target. Uh, I did I was turn off your targeting computer. Yeah. Yeah He used the force to find his way inside of the doctor. I was like, give me your needles Hi, Michael. Yep. That's what happened. There you go. Hey, do you guys want to learn about wiener schnitzel? Yes, okay, I had to think about it. Hey, I appreciate thank you Oh, yeah, our last wiener sch Schnitzel episode was June 4th, 2024. Last year. Yep. Where we ate the mac and cheese menu. It was an average rating of 11. You gave it like a five.

Yeah, it was pretty bad. And then you went, I think you went like, I mean like, like five is insane. And I think you gave it like a 17 or something. Oh, that was the soup. Yes. It was basically soup. So there was a hot dog.. Oh, that was the soup. Whatever that is. Yes. It was basically the soup. So there was a hot dog.

There was a hot dog there also. Okay. One of the hot dogs with mac and cheese on it. Okay. I vaguely remember that. Mostly I remember the soup. The soup. I remember the soup.

The Ray doll and Tina. Yeah. I remember Tina looking at it and going, okay. And her going in her office right next to where we recorded it, and we were all like, we're sorry. Yeah. I think she asked if we wanted spoons because of the soup.

And I was like, no, I don't think we want to eat this. But it's crazy. We go to Wienerschnitzel now, I guess, once a year, and it's fucking brutal. It's brutal. Like, seven months from now, we'll be going in August. Do you think we'll go again this year? You think we'll go to Wiener-Sitzel again this year?

I can only hope not. I can also only hope not. He is ready for more. He's going to stop on his way home. He was always, he was the one fighting for Wiener-Sitzel. He's going to get the fruit loops shake that he wanted instead of the cotton candy one. He and his wife were like hacking into the Wiener- a website to see like what the food was hacking wiener Gotta hack it up

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The hope with these new launches is to bring Wienerschnitzel and Tasty Freeze back to the top of diners' minds when choosing their meal. That will not happen. Oh wait, this was from 2008. No! Oh, this did not work. Oh no. We need to go back and warn them about this, and maybe about the Chilean miners, but we don't know if they can do anything about that, honestly. I mean, let someone know. Oh no, I've never seen a standalone Tasty Freeze ever. No, Jordan got a little bit excited. I know. In a moment, that's...

Well, I thought this was a great idea. I get the exact same thing. So did they! When I... Why didn't they do it? When I was writing this, I was like, oh wow, dude, honestly, like standalone Tasty Freeze is such a cool thing. When did this article come out? Is this from this year or last year? And I scrolled up and it said dude, it's like August 2008.

And I just went, what the fuck? Well, maybe it's thriving and they just haven't released a new article. And like the the idea that there are two new prototype Wiener Schnitzel concepts. What what was the idea for Wiener Schnitzel? So a lot of the thing was like do away with the A-frame restaurant. And have it be easier, have it be easier to drive through. And it's like, oh, is that okay? So did that work? And then you look at Wienersitzel and you go, uh-uh, there are like no Tasty Freezes. It's like a Midwest thing maybe. There's people that are in like

Nebraska going, yeah, you go to Tasty Freeze all the time that's the Tasty Freeze. They were Nebraska for Tasty Freeze. Yeah! So how about your Nebraska for it? Somebody in the food court that we just did was Alaskan for it. Dude yeah they were Alaskan for it. That's pretty good. Do you think? Never.

Try not to. It hurts. Hey! He's thinking hurt. Hey Hey, you know what? We'll leave it there that settles it okay in 2024 Reiner schnitzel landed at number 170 on the franchise times top 400 this is the fact I feel like we've already read no no this is from To this is from 2024 okay. Yep when we last did the episode yeah notable company around 170 blaze pizza at 171

Cece's pizza at 175 and round table pizza at 163 are these not so notable company around 170 slumberland one spot ahead 169 what the fuck is slumberland we should be on this list How do we franchise this show you want to buy it? Does Rooster Teeth wanna buy it? Brandon Farmeany can review Tasty Freeze or whatever. Sign the check now, please! Jordan wants to review Tasty Freeze. Yeah! Yeah, I'll review Tasty Freeze.

With Brandon! Yeah, I'll review Tasty Freeze. And you guys can be roommates. Oh no! Not again. They do a roommate spinoff. Yeah. What a franchise this would become.

We'll call it Tasty Bros. Wow! Dang, I mean once you get the name it's like it's half done. Ah shit, how do you not make it? Yeah, so it's like, oh no. You're leaving money on the table. Yeah, no we can't. Or ice cream. Now we need to.

Leaving ice cream and money on the table. Don't worry, Nick will lap it up like a dog. Call back. Tasty Bros is better than Nasty Boy. Uh oh. It's pretty good though. It's pretty good. Tasty Bros is better than Nasty Boy. You get that? Uh oh. It's pretty good though. It's pretty good. Look, sometimes you put striking distance on a credit card,

sometimes you put Nasty Boy with a Z. If this wasn't a fact, we definitely talked about this franchise time thing. We did. We had talked about the franchise stuff last year. But what the fuck is Slumberland? I don't know! Should we look it up? Hey! Yeah, look up slumber land

Yeah, their motto is don't sleep on it. Oh That's good. It might be that I mean Yeah, probably it Although although it was food. Oh right that'd be pretty crazy It would be crazy if it was food when you eat here you get knocked up fuck Hope someone's driving you home what is it Jordan slumberland furniture franchise opportunities yeah furniture

store that's probably are there mattresses edible though mmm yeah can you eat them why slumberland our talented teams are ready to help you succeed with support across all facets of your new business six guys guys. I'm signing us up. Oh great Our new our newest business venture is gonna be They want to help us okay That's three these three old white guys that middle guy Mitch McConnell. He does Know he looks too lively to even he looks like he hasn't fallen down. Yeah, two weeks bruised enough. Yep He's fucked up

Like yeah, but you know Couldn't have a new nicer guy Say oh man. He it looked like he stroked out in the middle of talking here. Yep That is somebody just asked him. Do you think anyway never? Try not to oh no stairs but but but but oh Biden go poopoo there's oh probably poopooed his pants Biden also old slam-dog made him that's a Bidenism right there. He's probably been saying, I made since 1920.

He'd rub his belly and go, JB needs to be him. Hey Jack, hey Jack, I made. Right in my pants. In a financial report, Wiener Schnitzel revealed that 75% of sales are generated in their drive-thru, while third-party delivery makes up just 10% of sales Imagine having the choice to order any food you want through an app on your phone And you make a guy drive you over 11 chili dogs from wiener schnitzel Don't forget to order a drink so you can piss in it and you can drink it you deserve the piss cup little piss drinker

freak pathetic It will never not be funny. I'm sorry. sorry I'm sorry I just can't believe that that bald head of behavior the same episode I would like to do like an all time maybe we just do like a short video just like the best yell previews yeah cuz that one would be on there yeah um wipe my inside inside. Wait, what? It's at the front of my brain. You like fell apart. Yeah. What my insides, I'm fit. I've never done this before either. Yeah. So specifically we left and I was like you have to send me that. Yes, oh! Like the actual review, and he sent it in seven seconds. Yeah. Like you had it ready. I was locked in. I was just like I need the whole review because usually I'll just like tell people about it.

I was like I need the exact word this I cannot just quote it cuz it won't sound yeah, it'll sound like I'm exaggerating. I need it exactly There's something about some of these yelp reviews where these people are like accidentally telling Really great jokes like they're giving enough of like a walk right down to like where the Setup is so good. And then the punchline is the story where they reviewed the P of Chang's To say that they went to a different restaurant Ball-headed behaviors up there. I'll have a good one. Yeah, and then What was the other one? I was just thinking of I like the one

I think it was Wendy's where they're talking about seeing a like a person's like a zombie that thought they were a biter biter Like they were rude this fucking four-eyed Man You're really good. Yeah, there was a kind of lengthy discussion in the discord about like the ad lore Uh-huh from the face jam days And how like people's favorite ones and stuff like that? I think we should do a compilation of a couple ad lore compilation actually not a bad idea Wow Yeah, people want the ads these freaks. Yeah, maybe not these freaks

Maybe not the freaks are here. Yeah, but they're not only here. There's many nice freaks They get to Michael Jordan podcast those sickos They'll all want it. They wanted the taco pass video. That's true. They were nuts over Yeah with enough time I could listen to all those and create some sort of Cinematic universe yeah, there really was a line with the arcs We did the heavy lifting yeah on I think we'd go back and listen to them and all pat ourselves on the back. Oh, yeah, like Nick showing his empty cup We did good we did good I made I do also like the idea of not only Releasing a compilation that is literally just ad reads but also doing ad reads for people that are not paying us anymore

Right. Hey, you're welcome. You know, hello. We just released this video for all these sponsors. We don't have anymore Maybe we just bleep them. No never know. No ride ride That could be like goodwill and then they go. Yeah. Oh, I like to We like how your ad reads were seven minutes long most people don't do that We pay for 90 seconds, but you gave us seven minutes. We really just asked you to hit two or three bullet points and you were saying that like this other guy isn't allowed to have the food?

The sponsor never complained. We were told stop doing it. We didn't care. Right. People either got... We were told stop in the company. Didn't care. People either got We were told to stop in the company Didn't care. People listening Hated it because it was long

Which is fair. The other one that made me say They hated it because it was funny And they didn't want to listen to the ad But if they skipped it they're missing out on Content and that's bullshit. We're robbing them Of something that's funny and they want it but they Don't want to listen to it because it's a commercial There you go. Basically, yes. okay. Nundrum we put you in there are people who

Were first members and never heard the yes, so they were like, I didn't know I didn't know this is a thing that you guys were doing. Yeah, so that's why we should just put out all the They're not in the audio version. All right. Do you think we still have them the ads? All right, this is to him every night. Oh, that's a little story to fall asleep We're not in the audio version? Alright, do you think we still have them? The ads? Yeah. Alright. I listen to them every night. That's a good little story to follow. Eric's living in the woods.

Eric doesn't have a house and his internet is not secure. There's a cherry picker outside Jordan's window. He's down in the mines again. I forgot about the mines. There were mines, I know that. I remember how or why, why you were down in the mine Nick Nick right yeah I go I was really in debt yes I had a lot of debt I don't like a ton of debt and I kept going how do I get out of this like

this is like the fifth time we've talked about Nick ran a big tech company company we hated it we didn't like we didn't like big Nick tag We were neighbors. Yeah, always be peeping through each other's windows. I saw you over there Oh shit Eric's here Hide behind the couch They're really good Anyway, we have one more. One more fact in local news Waco residents are waiting with bated breath as Wienerschnitzel is set to return to the buckle of the Bible Belt City A reporter said this welcome by the city and bucks the trend after the closure of Hooters and Applebee's off I-35

We at 100% eat are now coming to understand David Koresh and believe that starting a cult in Waco might be the easiest thing to do in the world, so keep your eyes peeled for the Union of the Dark Empath coming later this year. Praise be to him or he'll read your mind and say his catchphrase, R.I.P. You couldn't wait until I said R.I.P. I'll kill ya. The closure of Hooters. Wait until I said RIP. I'll kill ya. I'll kill ya. The closure of Hooters. He couldn't believe that that Hooters closed on 31 has left the building. I really wanted to hear the rest of that. I choked on the water

And I know how that goes. I know how that goes. So I was just like, you know, I'm just gonna leave Hey, you sound like him now! I'm outta here. Exit this way, ladies. Are you ready to start a cult, Nick? Yeah! Okay. Oh yeah, I hear Waco's great for those.

And they respond very well to them. It's gotta be easy. If they're going, oh my god, they're opening a wiener schnitzel? You can just do anything up there. Look at Magnolia! That's what Magnolia went up and did. That's another great cult. Yeah, that's what I was thinking of. So we can have our own anything up there. Look at Magnolia. That's what Magnolia went up and did. That's another great cult. Yeah. That's what I was thinking of.

So we can have our own cult up there. Waco... Weird city. I think though, just to just kind of keep this in mind, if you think about starting like a dark empath cult up in Waco, you might get some competition because I feel like, especially based on the last food court we did, there's another cult starting to form and it's the cult of bilk.

Dude, what is happening where people are like, they're for bilk and now they're citing it as reference? Yes, even though the reference is, fuck you die. Yes, absolutely. That's not how that works. It's like, well, vis a fie, 100% eat versus bilk, which we ruled against bilk, and they're like, against it! So I'm just saying that Waco could be bilked down by the time you get up there. It is, it's people coming in and going like I just mush up my crackers and have

it with milk or whatever. Well it's kind of like, shut up! And it's like we said that bilk is not okay. Why are you comparing it to bilk? Which we said sucks. Kinda like the cookie sucker, stop talking about the cookie sucker! Stop sucking cook! We need to do the sludge thing. No we don't. Okay fine, I forgot everything was sludge.

Yeah, the cheese. The one cheese in coffee or hot chocolate. Because what did you think when he said the sludge cuz I thought I thought I think cheese its I thought of the cheese. It's in the hot chocolate crackers in water Yeah, I'm like everyone was just doing sludge. It was a really you kept picking sludge though It was not me. It's all that was there. We it was we were down to the sludge. We were down in the drinks We were down to the sludge. We were down in the dranks. We gotta have people send in more cuz it's man you guys are sludge freaks and it's not good stop citing bilk

Dude Spencer's going nuts in the distance. He was going crazy in chat. He's people were like this is like good He's like yeah, it's good. It's good. It's good, it's good. No, it's good. Stop saying it's good. Dude, I had, speaking of Waco, I had some family visiting once and they were gonna take a day and go up to Waco because they were into like the Magnolia thing too. And they were like, oh, let's just see what Waco has to offer. And they came back and I was like, well, how was it?

And they were just like, Waco sucks. Waco sucks. There's nothing there. There's nothing to do there. They closed the Hooters. Yeah. And Applebee's. I'm sorry you wasted your time.

It's a like- You're almost to Dallas. Yeah. You're at like halfway. You're almost to Austin. It's an hour and a half away. Like you're in between two other places that are gotta be better than stop in there.

There's a Rudy's around there, and it fucking sucks. Oh, no. It's like the only consistently bad Rudy's. Because when we'd go more frequently to visit Lindsay's parents, I don't know why every time, it'd usually be the way back. I'm like, oh, stop at Rudy's. Because it's like there's one usually somewhere. Yeah.

And it was like, it was on the way. And I was like, wow, this is like the first bad Rudy's I've ever had. Because usually it's like 80, if not 90, depending on the cut of the day. It was bad. And I was like, wow, that's crazy. Didn't think like, this is a bad Rudy's. I'm like, it must have been off today.

The next time we went there, it was bad. And I was like, fuck this place. Fuck this Rudy's, I'm never coming back here again. Outrageous. We went to Dallas to watch a Cowboys game a couple years ago and Our friend Andrew Andrew Douglas drove us in his beat-up car. Oh that car was For some reason we decided he was the guy to take us three hours driving. Yeah, he loves it

And so we were driving back the next morning and he was just like I don't know if he had drank too much but he was not having a good time and We had to stop and Eric had to drive at a gas station and he threw up and then we got back on the road Yep, somewhere in Waco and he had a pullover We were like what happened like cuz he didn't have like that many beers or whatever like I think I'm allergic to alcohol like I think it's like really fucking me up and I went oh but then have you had me water and he went no but do you have any water yesterday no not really are we starting maybe put together what happened here or no no no he was so fucking going

hydrate it on and all he drank was like blood light Should I be like yeah, just had so many? Yeah, I agree Should I be like then he was like curled up in the passenger seat for a while? Yeah, and then he was like hold on hold on and like cuz we were in Waco Yeah pulls up a song and starts playing it on the stereo. It's called don't let me die in Waco Croy and the boys and it's a song about... It was the perfect song for him to put on. It's like, don't worry, we'll get you back to Austin

and you can die there. It's a song about driving down 35, taking a bus, and somebody dies on the bus, and they're like, don't let me die in Waco. Just get me all the way to Austin. And then, yeah, it's just don't, oh man. Just don't, you don't want to go in Waco. Just get me all the way to Austin and then yeah, it's just don't oh man Just don't you don't want to go in the land of the Baylor Bear. Yeah, I just I just love that Waco so shitty It's the worst. How bad it is

anyway, they got a They get they're really excited cuz the Dutch Bros opened and they're like dude the Wienerschilf was opening near the Dutch Bros Wow, so everyone's just going to congregate there. The two best places a town can get. Well, it's right in front of the AMC that no one goes to is what they just is what they said in the report. The random Dutch brothers that popped up. Yeah. It's like one day appeared tucked away behind like the quick trip or whatever.

Very weird. I was just the windmill. I was. That's what I saw. It was driving by and I was like this I swear was not here yesterday No, it's and then they just like it's like they plot the building down. Mm-hmm. It's still on open Just rose that's rose not very good. Also when have you have you been to Dutch Bros still order like a coffee or anything? I've been there one time somewhat recently for their drive through is like a person that has like the iPad or whatever and they're like, oh, what can we get you? Like they stand outside at a busy Chick-fil-A.

When they do that, they are like, if this is like your car window, they're like, hey, what can I get for you? What can I get started today? And it's like, this sucks. Don't do that. He's just like, does suck. Yeah.

Don't do that. Just just like, does suck. Yeah. Don't do that. Don't do that. Just crack it down a little bit. Yeah, I just, it's like when I get pulled over by a cop, I just go, that's enough room. At least usually when Nick's doing it, you're just behind you. Uh-huh.

Just like lightly touching your face. Just going, hey. Yeah, you were trying to get in the bathroom. Yeah, he was trying to get in the bathroom. I also thought it was like, cause it was shaking, shaking, shaking, and then a phone came sliding under the door. And I was like, oh, what the fuck?

And he kept going, we do this, we do, remember? We do this remember we do this we do it's a video it's a video it's okay It's okay. It's okay. It's funny. It was funny. We do this at the office Me and the boys at the office were just filming each other in the bathroom, and it's fun. We all do it. I wonder what The one guy who was there like yes Sitting there eating his bullshit. That's who I thought was waiting used the bathroom Yeah, and I opened the door no one was standing there and that guy was seated Yeah, I went I thought it was that guy then I came to the table and Nick wandered off and I went He was trying to get in. Yep. He was trying to bust in. I thought it was a multi-use bathroom

so I jammed on the door. It was a high jiggling window. Dude, if I go to a public bathroom, it's not like a bar, right? Because bars almost never are like single use. There's people just like pissing on the floor. But if I ever go to like a public bathroom, just to avoid, it's not like a me thing. It's not me like, oh, I don't know.

It's me thinking of, maybe perhaps empathic, the person in the bathroom that's like, ah, cause it's either like, I'ma be a while and you're jiggling or like I'm almost done like, ah, I better like finish whatever. I will, I will like touch the handle like this. I'll go, oh, it's locked. It's like the lightest.

I don't want them to know I've tried it. Nick was like, I'm in. Hey, who was in there? Michael! Michael! My phone doesn't fit. Open the crack. When we went to the Wiener Schnitzel,

there was signage, one sign, like vinyl sign outside by like the drive-thru that said, hey, we have like these chili cheese fry burritos or whatever, but there was nothing inside that said chili cheese fried burritos. That's true Nothing inside about the Oreo shake that Nick wanted to do and he didn't and he didn't bother looking real wanted So I walked up to the counter Can you be he was coming up with something and still didn't get there and just went fuck Always weaves a tail

You deaf dummy Yeah Jordan can you read say on there's a human heart get through it. Yeah, I got all this stupid bitch There's deaf listeners Hey, hey, hey, be nice. There's deaf listeners, okay? So I went up to the counter and I went, okay, the chili cheese fry burritos, there's three of them, right? And she went, yeah. And I went, this is going to sound crazy.

Can I get four of each of those? And she went yeah and I went this is going to sound crazy can I get four of each of those and she went that's crazy and she just went she walked away um I'll be right back and she walked out drive home she took off her apron and she peeled away I don't get paid enough she had to go talk to people in the back to make sure she's like, whatever. And she rang them up. And that was fine. No, she went to talk to the people in the back and she was like, if these people are

eating here, all hands on deck in the bathroom. Yeah. I'm just going to let you know. Well, they just ordered 12 of these things. We know that one of their group is already in the bathroom and another one is so eager to get in there. Trying to pick his way in. It's going to be trouble.

It's going to be trouble. There might be some gum in the bathroom and another one is so eager to get in there. Trying to break his way in. It's going to be trouble. It's going to be trouble. There might be some gum in the pipes. But then also went to order what we thought this Oreo shake, whatever, no signage, no nothing. And then there was one, it was like cotton candy shake. And it's like, I guess that's what they have. I saw that one there too.

And I was like, it didn't look good. I hope Eric doesn't order that one. We got it. Eric ordered it. And it and Nick saw and he comes over to me because I'm sitting out at this point And he goes oh he ordered the cotton candy one and I go oh man like the big bread one that was there He goes yeah, he's like yeah, and I got a piss No, Texas Pete. This shake makes no sense. It looks like Pepto Bismol. I don't, it's not cotton candy.

The picture in the restaurant, it's red. Yeah. It's as red as like the Wienerschnitzel logo on the cup. I don't know what we got. It was a vanilla shake with like white chocolate. It didn't taste like anything. No. No. It had like candy pieces in it. It tastes like white chocolate. Yeah, right taste like anything. No, no, it had like

Like white chocolate. Yeah, right. It was just that's it. I call it. I called it pink vanilla. It was it was pink vanilla I drank the whole fucking thing. I like us show us Now I have to make he's a big man You don't have any by the way, he's got so many He's got like you got like stacks of them. But that's what we got there where you can hold those cookie crumbs with two hands. Are they burritos?

But there's a different shake we were supposed to get and Jordan's gonna tell us about the food now. That took forever for you to- I know, yeah. What a story. Why didn't you ask? Just get straight to the point next time. Ask them what?

We were all letting you talk. Do you have the- You told me it wasn't there That's not what I said at all you get a lot oh Oh you got called it again the writing Fuck you that. You. That's good. That's good. He went over to his wife, look, look!

She's like, I'll put it in. They're producing. New ultimate chili cheese burger fries burrito. Those are three different things. Four different chili, cheeseburger, fries, burrito. Crisp are three different things. Four different chili cheeseburger fries, burrito, crispy French fries, seasoned chopped beef, world famous chili cheese sauce,

world famous for something, shredded cheddar cheese, tomatoes, mustard, and a pickle spear all wrapped in a warm 10 inch flour tortilla. It's all in there for some reason. You need two hands for this one. It's all in there. Yeah. The mustard sure is. For some reason hands for this one. It's all in there. Yeah The mustard sure is bacon ranch chili cheese fries burrito golden brown french fries Chopped bacon shredded cheddar cheese chili sauce and ranch dressing wrapped in a warm 10 inch flour tortilla was that all in there?

It makes sense that the bacon was chopped Because I was saying I had no bacon I could ever so slightly taste a bacon flavor without feeling like I was eating bacon yeah it was it was like the chili cheese sauce became bacon flavored yes because it was marinated by the bacon yeah somewhere somewhere it was like it was like fake bacon mm-hmm, it fell to the bottom. Oh, see if you would eat the whole thing. Yeah, you have to eat the whole thing. I didn't.

Sure didn't. How much did you eat of all of them? Two of them. Wow. You ate two to completion and how much of the third one? A bite. Okay. Which one was the one you ate the least of?

The original chili cheese. He ate the whole hamburger. Yeah That's very wild I Usually I just eat them at random yeah, I looked at it and went again looked at the word I didn't open it went this one last not that I thought I would like any of them But I was like if by chance I decide to make one or two extra bites It ain't gonna be a don't don't waste it on that. Yep I was going for the pro. You've got a finite amount of by sure you got time in your life

And you don't want to be wasting them you waste them burning bites every day Your life your life energy in your bite There's also the Oreo cookie, oh wait, I didn't read the original chili cheese fries burrito. Golden french fries, cheddar cheese and chili sauce wrapped in a 10 inch flour tortilla. Basically the bacon ranch one without the ranch and the bacon. Right. They made that one and then and then slopped in some shit. Yeah. What if ranch and bacon ranch? Yeah. Yeah. I had the chili cheese one first and I was like okay and then you went to the bacon one next. Because I knew the hamburger would be terrible. Yeah and I had the same reaction when I got around to it

which was just it's the same exact thing but kind of bacon. Right it was ranch and a little taste of bacon barely. You don't even get like the flavor of ranch in it. No it was just wet. Yes. I knew ranch was wet. Unlike the bacon, there was ranch. It was oozing out of it. And I was like that's it's moist it's more wet because of the ranch and somehow tastes like bacon. Also we got the Oreo cookie cinnamon bun shake. Loved it. That sounds so good I would have loved to have tried it. Signature thick and creamy tasty free soft serve blended with cinnamon bun flavoring and Oreo cookies for suggested price of $5.99 That's very exciting suggest the other prices no No, no inconsistent. Well, we have our review of what we ate and wiener schnitzel. We're gonna do it now. No, no No, here's what I because my we're gonna hear from you in a segment we

call You Review. My review is the same as Diana R's. Which is horrible. Chicago-styled hot dogs? Styled. A lie. Period, question mark, question mark. The only truth is the name. This city and its food is utterly... Depressing... So glad I have lived around the nation and no good food. Yuck! What? The nation.

What's the nation? Capital N, nation. Also, I don't, wait, what? I've lived around the nation. Chicago style hot dogs, a lie. The only truth is the name. What does that mean? That they put Chicago on, I don't know's like if it's like not Chicago hot style hot dogs, and that's a lie then the name isn't true. I'm confused

What does that mean? Yeah? What does that mean? Well, she's lived around the nation the only truth is the name which is the lie she doesn't explain Why they're not Chicago style hot dogs? Well, it's utterly depressing Okay, yeah, but so could a Chicago style hot dog. Horrible! Alright. Chicago styled hot dogs. That's my favorite part. Chicago flavored hot dogs. Gotta get that up to styled hot dogs. This is my Chicago styles. Who's this next one? Jessie B. Only reason I'm giving it one star, it's because of they don't put a lot of chili on their hot dogs

I always ask for extra chili and they charge me but don't add it to the hot dog So far it's been six times that has happened Also, very strange spacing. I ordered a cup of chili and they only filled the cup about three-fourths of the way I asked why is that the employee said it's because they have to have room to add cheese and onions I told them oh didn't want onions and cheese She said they can't fill it up all the way regardless. They make it seem like their chili is made of gold The chili dogs are very good But they are super stingy on the chili.

The employees are not very friendly either. So far, I've been there about eight times, and not once have I had a friendly encounter. One star. One star because they don't give you enough of the chili. She loves the chili. She always asks for extra chili. They act on their chili's mid-goal.

So do you. I've been there eight times now. Not enough chili! They act on their chilies made of gold. So do you! I've been there eight times now. Not enough chili! They won't give me more. They're hoarding their chili. Why can't they fill my chili cup to the brim? I want the chili splashing everywhere! Also, and I can't stress this enough, their chili is bad. Yeah! It's so bad. It's got a taste of like dirt that review was I'm giving it one star cuz I love it so And they won't give me more and they act like it's gold I like that I always ask for extra chili They charge me for it and the six times that this has occurred. They have not given me extra chili

I'm holding it. I just keep doing it. I have been eight times. What? And no one's ever nice to me. And that's gotta be in a short amount of time. Yeah, they're not spreading that out. That eight times has gotta be like a month. I think it's probably about eight times in seven days.

Oh my God. Oh, okay. They just want more chili. I just saw that. Yeah. Oh, it's pretty good. Oh, okay. Let's let's check it out. Huh? Okay. Here we go. Last one. Angelica S. Oh geez, I Was seduced by the low-cost items during lunch. No. I get half an hour and I needed something fast and cheap. I whizzed into Weiner Never Again, and I ordered a chili dog. I mean, that's why you go there, right?

How could they get a dog wrong when Weiner is in their name? So I pay for my order and whip back to work. I run upstairs, get to my desk, desk clock in I love the pantomime Mmm time for lunch. I take one bite and I want to punch myself in the side of the head for going here I hate the chili. It tastes so watered down and bland Never never ever again I don't- wah! What?

Oh, did you not- Angelica is a warrior. Waho! Waho! Wow! Weenie never again! Not enough garlic! Ah, I take a one bite and I punch myself in the head. Angelica should give some of that chili to Jesse B.

Oh, I know. Because she's looking for it. The thing that- Angelica hates it. Jesse loves it. Who's. Oh, I know. Because he's looking for it. The thing that- Angelica hates it. Jesse loves it. Who's telling the truth? Well, here's the thing. When you go to Weiner Never again,

you never know what you're gonna get. I really like that they have half an hour for lunch, so they go somewhere to get the food, to bring it back, to clock in, Right. To eat their lunch. That's not how that's supposed to work. Um, it is.

It's how you prevent your work from stealing your time. I have no problem with it. I think it's great. I think it's an insane thing to write in a yellow preview. But you won't review it here. No. Absolutely. No sir.

No sir. You clocked in, right? Yeah. Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nick, you clocked me in? Fuck no. Okay.

Hahaha. Hahaha. Oh shit. Put him on the board didn't clock We got a punch card machine yeah, I cost like $4,000 yeah, yeah, I'll make that shit anymore. We also get a whistle That's pretty cool. We can tie a bird and yes, we go back to surplus Yeah, dude, I bet they go on it probably do We go back to surplus. Yeah, dude. I bet they got one of the

Old-timey where you actually like put the punch card in and like slam the top Just like in the looney tunes come up cartoons. Yep, and we come in real normal. Yeah, you know, we're oh hey Eric Oh, hello. Yeah, and then clock in and then the coyote and the dog And then Nick goes, all right time to go to work and he puts the mask Well then and then Nick goes all right time to go to work and he puts the mask on Bathroom phone bathroom phone bathroom phone It's me You locked it by mistake it's me Michael. It's me, Nick, from work! I'm plugged in! We came here in the car together!

Remember? Dude, that's such a good bit. I'm like, wait, you're taking a piss in the bathroom and a guy's going, hey, it's me. There'll be some mistake! Don't worry, it's me. It's just me. You must have messed up. Well those are all your reviews. It's time for our review of the Wiener Schinzel chili cheese fried burritos. Jordan?

Two out of three of these are okay. Okay. One of them is very bad. Which ones do you think? I don't know who I mean I literally took a bite and said what the fuck whose idea was this yeah And I believe you had a similar reaction when you've got I think it was ah yeah It was oh what not by surprise it was put it this way. It wasn't surprising, but it was still It was uh-huh because I Expected it and it was still... It was, uh-huh, because I expected it, and it was still worse than I expected.

It wasn't... I can't believe it was bad. I've braced myself, but still, it's landed a direct hit. But still, for some reason... It was like a fighting anime when I blocked the blow, but it still hurt me, and I was like, I don't understand. He's so strong. I don't understand, I thought I was prepared for it.

Like, everything kind of slowed down, the background went dark, and you're I thought I was prepared for it Like everything kind of slowed down the background went dark. Yeah, like I was prepared in every year And yet it does such massive damage. How did you get by my unblockable technique? So yeah, the burger one's definitely the worst one I think I think that was the closest to like inedible that we have had that is it's real dog meat It is the burgers on meat. They don't They don't make good hot dogs. No, they're burgers. Don't make good hot dogs. Yeah, their burgers are worse It's in the name. I feel like wow If you have any level of burger

I'm gonna win one five ten. I feel like doing this to the burger Unless you've got some real magic is only gonna make it worse Yes, even if you have like a decent burger, the way you've made this thing is more of like, Ha! Look what we did! And it will just, it at best will be slightly worse than just if I had got the burger and their burger sucks. So it sucks ass. Yeah. I never want to eat a burrito with a pickle.

Dude, I like pickles. A burger burrito, you bite it, burrito with a pickle. Dude, I like pickles. A burger burrito, you bite it, all you get is pickle. All you get is pickle. And mustard. It tastes so much pickle. It got vile, it was awful. He kept saying vile.

That's true. I hated it. I heard him keep saying 90, 90. Does that? You may give it a 90. I'm giving the burger one on its own a 10. A 10? That's twice what you gave the mac and cheese menu

Yeah, well, it's not soup. Yeah. Also. We were displaced so we were a bit Kind of like a richard's the other the other true. Yeah, they're interchangeable They're they're one of your friends. It's all the same. It's one of them. It's almost every time. Yeah, you got cold But I know him. Yeah, right Yeah, so I got all big tall guy Listen Japan Like anime The other two were just like okay, and they're like like

25 okay, so I guess this this all works out to about a 35 For you added it all together. That's a 35 for Wiener Schützel? Oh, you added it all together. That's interesting. Okay. Should I average it out? No, no, I mean you can do whatever you want. The... 35? Okay.

The regular chili cheese burrito was okay. Uh-huh. It wasn't bad. Okay. It was like, oh, this isn't bad, right? Like, it was simple. It just had chili, cheese, fries. Very bland. It was bland. Blanned fries. It was bland. The fries, I forgot they were there as I was eating them.

But it went, okay, like, as a base, not terrible. Then they just got worse. Like, the ranch and bacon one also wasn't bad, but it certainly didn't improve. Like, I guess if you really fucking love ranch, you'd get that one over the regular one, but it wasn't really better or worse. It was all that's the exact same thing. It's so smoky. It's bacon. Yeah, like It's fake bacon. It tastes like uh and then they go bit the burger one was fucking terrible. Yeah, I That I could eat that chili cheese burrito would be good like hangover food, right? It'd be acceptable like that's fine it's not overtly offensive Taco Bell or Jack the Box were closed right it's not yeah good but I

would eat that I could eat a whole burrito if I was hungry and it was that I'd be like that's fine if I was hungry and someone gave me that a hamburger burrito I would not eat it no no it's fucking shit I think I throw it at them I'd rather throw up in I'd rather throw up and die in Waco. Yeah. Burger burrito. I'm gonna, I'm feeling especially like we just came off of, and by that I mean it was yesterday, the surprisingly good not bagel sandwiches from Panera. 35 seems too high for me. I'm gonna give it a 25.

Yeah. That's fair. It's an average score of 30. 30, 30 no matter what is the right answer. Yeah, I mean 30 for this is... A 30 like as a whole, but if you're gonna single them out, that burger ain't no 30. No, no, no, no, no, no. If you gotta try it, just get the regular one.

I mean just consider last time we ate here... And also you don't have to try it. Yeah, no! Last, last please don't try this. What if Hooters is closed? Yeah, last time we ate here Last, please don't try this. What if Hooters is closed? Yeah. Last time we ate here, the average score was an 11. So this isn't necessarily an improvement. And I guess it is.

What was the first time we went there? I remember nobody was there. That was the world tour. Hot dogs around the world. Around the nation. Yeah, yeah. Capital N. The nation.

Yeah. Very weird. Very weird. But that's Wienerschnitzel. And it was also very weird because I'd never been there before. and Nick was like, yeah, it's good. It's good It's good. And then we had that and I went this is good. I think one of them was okay I think even at that point it was like kind of like the Polish you won Yeah, it was like a sauerkraut one or whatever that like I think by my jeans someone kicked my jeans are like nope

My foot hasn't moved You know what happened I marked marked my territory. I pulled my foot back. Now that the under of the desk is illuminated, we can play that back. Don't worry about it. Guys, you can go to 100%eat.store for merch. You can go to burgergauntlet.com for updates. And if you're listening to this, you can go to burgergauntlet.com and then click on the link on the bottom of burgergauntlet.com and then you'll get updates. Maybe though we do like a little test for the true sickos is we put actual pertinent information only on burgergauntlet.com and not on Like the date of like a live stream. Yeah.

Oh, you should. You didn't check burgergauntlet.com for updates. burgergauntlet.com. That's your bad. We said check for updates. Nick, this will come out on the fourth, right? Oh, I thought you were going to have that information a lot already.com for updates. Gotland.com, that's your bad. We said check for updates. Nick, this'll come out on the fourth, right? Oh, I thought you were gonna have that information all up already, I'm sorry.

I apologize. Let him click. Cool. Otherwise he's gonna say some really smart insults. Yeah, it is stupid. Today, if you're listening to this on the day, if you're listening to this on the day it's coming out, you can tune in to the Taco Bell LivMost livestream

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pre-show on on YouTube It did confuse my wife she wanted to watch the food court she should have she should have joined the fucking discord I don't think sorry. I don't I don't think there's a discord Apple TV. I got sorry. I got fired up I'm I'd be of this point also because we're we're live-streaming the Liv moss thing or whatever when we put it up afterwards. It'll probably have to go on. Oh, yeah, patreon Yeah, I'll be able to go on YouTube Taco Bell will copyright claim we're gonna try all the food as they announce it, right? Yeah.

And also I don't wanna give them any more promotion than they deserve. They didn't even invite us to this thing. That's true. I don't know that. We don't know that he just didn't. I checked burgerguntlet.com. Maybe he just didn't RSVP though.

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