100% Eat - WTF Where The Feet %% Torchy's Tacos Frontman Taco

Episode Date: June 16, 2026

Our Heroes make sure not to eat the lime as they check out the Best Queso in Austin once again. But it's more than queso, it's nachos, it's taco with too much cucumber, it's 1/2 or 2/3 of a margarita so you don't drink two? Which Quaid are you on the side of? Where's Chris? Let us know if Nick is bad in the comments. We'll be at HomeBrew on Saturday June 27th at 7pm. Full transparency: Sauce Monkey will not be there so we will be doing a Michael, Jordan Podcast and MORE. Get tickets: https://www.eventim.us/event/tickets/687902Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming Ontario. Welcome to 100% Eat the Show where we're We try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my host, Jordan Swears. Jordan, how are you? Not bad.

It's been a good day so far, I think. Okay. He's singing a different too. He always gets frozen. I do. Why? Right. That's the...

And it hurts, though. It tastes so good, you don't finish it. We may have had a cheeky marg with. with our lunch at the restaurant today. Yeah. Which, you know. Which I'll just get right into you. It was Torchies.

Torchies tacos and we had the front man taco. When you're there, you should mark out. We did. They don't make the sucker punch anymore. No. Which is also crazy because I feel like you could just make it. Yeah. So wait.

It's a bar. Wait. So they don't make the sucker punch or whatever you tried to order. They're like, we don't have that. Well, mine was like a peach thing. Yeah. And I would understand you're out of peach. But like the sucker punch.

It was just like it was just ingredients. Yeah. The thing is like, I know there was a menu. You could just. order stuff that's not on the menu. Yeah, yeah, you can it's a full bar. Can I order drink? Here's all the ingredients for suck. You should have done, yeah. You should have like, can I get this drink?

It didn't matter. I was just kind of bewildered. Yeah, we don't, maybe it'll make that anymore. And I'm like, well, the whole bar is still right. What? That was strange to me. So, uh, ended up getting a small margarita. I got Tahit. Then Michael tried to get the sucker punch. We don't have that. And he's like, fine. We don't make it anymore. And he's like, fine, whatever. Just, we hate it. He's like, I'll just get whatever he got. Just don't

put Tahin. And then Jordan tried to get the same thing. Oh no, Nick got his frozen. And then Jordan tried to get a peach thing. And then they were like, no, we don't have that. Sorry, we're out of this thing. And then he might as well have. He's like, fine, just the margarit.

Whatever, it's fine, margarita, fine, fine, fine. Just a good margaritas. They were good. They are, that's a fine, easy margarita. I think Nick was already kind of like on a tilt because even before he was drinking, he was like, guys, don't eat the lime. Oh, yeah. What happened?

It was in the taco. Right. They put a lime with the taco. No, but I mean, mine was already folded over. Oh. So it was in the middle of the top. They put it like... I looked up and he had a chip in his hand and he was like, whoa. I almost scooped this lime.

Same. When he said, don't eat the lime. I thought he was scooping the lime with the chip and he almost ate it and was warning us not to. And I went, no one else was doing that. I think I was going to scoop the tortilla up and I had a chip in my hand already. Like, I'll say this. It's not much better than I almost ate it on accident because it was in the taco. You know?

Well, I'm just glad you just going blindly. I'm just glad you only drink half your margarita. I drink two-thirds. No, you did. Yes, I did. It wasn't two-thirds. There was a lime in it. That's what was taking up the...

And he had to drink it. And he almost ate that. Where the feet? WTF. I squeezed it out and dropped it in. WTF, where the feet? No. And then he couldn't finish it.

So Michael did. He got a brain freeze. He started talking. about how bad of a brain freeze he had. He was like, so anybody who wants the rest of this? I can't drink it. I keep getting this brain freeze. A bad brain freeze.

And I went, rub the roof of your mouth with your tongue. And then he went, Bambor, it was like, why? Why did you get frozen? If you get a brain freeze, he goes, Oh, givore. Yeah, yeah. And then he started reaching for a napkin,

which was next to Jordan. But I guess my hand was in the way, so he had to, like, reach around me. So it just looked like he was reaching to, like, touch Jordan's face. He was like, caress him. Warm me. Cress him. like a water burger.

Don't eat the lime. Famous last words. It's too late for me. What the fuck? But don't eat the lime. Michael has a bad tummy from sweet. It's too sweet tummy. Yeah, it's from the sweet, sweet taco and

Nick's frozen margarita that he loves gets natural sugars. Yeah. It was a pretty sweet talk. He's stabbing me. The terriarchy was quite a bit. It was very sweet. It was just a weird combination.

also sweet. Yeah, this was like out of nowhere. Torchies, they have a taco the month. We don't want to try to do it every month. I usually, I look at it and I'm like, oh, that one thing sounds good. And then everything else sounds like shit. Well, usually they're quite weird. Yeah, they're trying to be a little out there with them. But this one seemed like, I was like, I could eat everything on there. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, it's odd too. Like, it's very unique. And I don't want to take everything off. That's on it. The burger one was good. I think famously Michael hated that one. I don't remember. I have. We didn't have it on the show.

Oh, okay. I think you shared it with us and Michael was like, looks like bad. That's right. Yeah, but it tasted good. It looks disgusting. I do remember that.

It did taste like. We didn't have it on the show. No. He gave him a lot of it. He gave him that gift card for Christmas. He's going on stop. I can use it. We used the taco, the casso card.

Yeah, we did. No, it was good. It would be a great time for a casso card update from Chris. Oh, you think he'll send one? I think he'll send one. No, I don't, but I'm going to ask. I think he'll send it. I'll send it.

I'll think he'll send one immediately. He'll send a picture. I'm there now. I saw you guys earlier. I saw you there. I didn't say hi. Drew style. No, he would.

He would for sure. Chris would have run over Naruto style to send him with us. I'm laughing so much because I can picture it. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, you can picture it because that's how he runs. That's him. That's what he does.

It's close. Yeah. He doesn't do so much this as like this. Yes. he's he's real forward arms to the side he's moving quick he's got places to be he also always dances like this yeah he's having fun he's having fun

he's having a lot of fun geez stanky dragon put out there a two year anniversary video because they launched in like June so it's like a month after us and it's the beginning of the video is just seven people saying two years ago I lost my job and it's just that it's just seven times in a row oh nice it's like does it get happier

after that it's like but now we get do this and that's great. But to what when you get past like the fourth person that says two years ago I lost my job, you're like Jesus Christ man, and then there's three more people to go. You're like oh man, these people lost their fucking jobs. I know the economy's tough. Yeah. Oh, brother. But they're

celebrating their two year anniversary on Patreon right now, so you go check out a sneaky Dragon. They're doing well. They're having fun. I think they're trying to, I think they're trying to do more episodes and stuff. That's good. D&D is always, I feel like no matter who you are in the space of like

podcasts or like video creation or whatever. D&D is a thing where you always get the comments. You guys should do D&D. You guys should freaking do D&D. I can't think of anything I want to do less. And that's why we're doing D&D. No! I can't think of anything I want to do less. 100% Quest.

It's an all Eric cast. Yeah. Yeah, he's the DM and every character. Yeah, and all the characters. Yeah, he's just going to film everything five times. I have to, I also have to set up and move the camera and remember it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

He's doing puzzles. and pluffles, what are you doing? That's about the same? Not bad. Yeah. It's about the same effort. Stick to puzzles and pluffles. He is. We don't know.

You stick to your D&D show. I don't want anything to do with D&D. I don't want. Newton Ratman, unite. He plays four little ratmen. Which each have a very distinct personality. But they all talk like this. No, they all talk different.

They all talk very different. What else you got? There's one Russian. There's the squeaky one. There's the kind of. You kept doing the Chinese one, remember? I was waiting to see where this was going to say, or can you do the Asian one, but here we are.

Well, specifically Chinese. He kept saying, he kept saying, don't confuse it. This is Chinese. I'm being clear. Yeah, you were, you saw, you saw the other from God of War Lafay and you were like, oh, Chinese, Chinese hell over.

They were in Chinese hell. It was fucking weird. I don't understand. Well, no, it's the afterlife for all gods. there are just Chinese gods in it. I only watched part of the trailer. I just watched the Chinese I didn't make it.

He was doing research. I didn't. Pierce campaign. I'm trying to go to Chinese hell. I didn't get to the point where Jack Quaid is a cube. I just saw that later. My problem with the Jack Quaid everywhere

is I feel he's taking rolls from Randy. Give Uncle Randy some rolls. Uncle Randy needs a hand. Oh, boys! And then you're like, yeah, he's a cube. That's your uncle. Come into him. Dennis Quaid is your dad.

Dennis Quaid is your dad. It's not much better. It's a little better. Is his mom? Who is his mom, Michelle Pfeiffer? Uh, is it Michelle Pfeiffer? Or is it Meg Ryan? Hold on.

I think it's Meg Ryan. It's Meg Ryan. Is it Meg Ryan? Yeah. That's crazy. Wow. Who do you think he's closer to? Randy or Dennis?

Or do you think he's equally estranged? I was going to say, I think he's right. I think it's a ball. I didn't ask about Meg. I think I know where he stands with Meg. I think. Dennis Quaid was in the Zachary Levi

Kurt Warner movie He was like the coach of the football team or whatever Dick for Meal? Yeah and it was just like This sucks He was like Ronald Reagan Yes it was like get out there Yeah because he was gonna put together

Like a team of Avengers or whatever Like he shows up at the end as Reagan in the What the fuck was the movie Where he um He shows up as a character at the end In like an Avengers style post credit sequence Is this also played a real person? Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't remember which one it was. And it was just like, what, like, what is this? Why does he keep doing, like, I guess he's really, is he like really Christian? He's trying to save America, damn it. Okay, so he's like really right way. Yeah, I think that's the, he played Reagan. His brother's Randy Quaid and people are still going, dude, that is quaint's weird.

Yeah, exactly. That's crazy. Imagine how much you got to drop the ball. That's crazy. like to take that. But they are weird in different ways at least. So at least they're like, you know, they're kind of.

I bet behind closed doors. I bet they're weird in pretty similar ways. I don't like each other though, do they? I don't know. I don't know. I don't talk to him. We only talk to Jack Quaid. Yeah, he's my buddy.

He's a cute. I call Greg and he calls Jack. Yeah. Oh, man. I call Greg and he calls Keith. Did you see the, did you see the, the motion capture for him is the cube?

He did the motion capture? How did that go? It's, did he just bounce around? It's him in the mocap suit. Off of him, like a homeless 1920s vagabond wearing like a barrel with like straps. He has like a cube around him with like straps.

And he just has like this cube and he just goes on. And he's naked underneath. Jack Quaid. out all cube. Friend or phone. I'm just saying. Randy's doing that anyway. Yeah. Randy's like, I'm doing this in my garage.

You saw footage of that. They're paying you? Yeah. Shitters full. I've been doing Cubo at Christmas for two decades. Right, right. There's one of those plastic. There's going to be like a lawsuit.

Quaid v. Quaid over rights to Cuba. Quaid v. Quaid. Why are we talking about the quades so much? We're quaint. Loving it. Yeah, or big quade heads. No more quaints.

What? Come on. Oh, a lot of chive TV on. Not enough, but a lot of chive TV on at Torchies. Yeah, they could have been getting a phone call. Let's see who it is. What? Is it from Chris?

Is it a quade? Chris couldn't text an update. Did Jack quaid? No, it's from, it's from something boring. Let me see if I'm getting a phone call. Hopefully they'll leave a message. No phone call. Could have been cool.

Sorry. That would have been pretty nuts. I mean, if it was a spam call, I definitely would have answered it. But, like, I know what this call is. And I can't answer it. I bet I could be pretty entertaining. You think so? I bet I could.

I'm not gonna. You got Jack Quaid's number? No. What are you doing? You got Greg mother's number? Are they looking to see if Chris is giving case opinions? What is happening? How did that happen?

Oh, okay. Oh, hey, what's going on? Uh-huh. I'm just hanging out with some dickheads. Wow, don't talk about Nick that way. Don't talk about Jordan that way. He got me. What are you going on?

I'm going through a tunnel. That was crazy. He was going through a tunnel. That's nuts. He went through a tunnel the same time the guy you were talking to. He was going through a tunnel. He's going through a tunnel.

Wow, that's weird. Coincidence. Yeah. This is such a good episode. Can we play N64 yet? Michael is addicted. Look, we had one margarita. This is what you get.

Yeah. This is what you get. We should have had one less or one more. Nick didn't have one either way. Get it normal warm style next time. Fine. Wow. I'll get two. You convinced him.

That's not, that doesn't solve. That's the thing that you're trying to avoid. I'll get one of each. Get one of each. The first one is for him to chug. The second one is for him to enjoy. No, he gets one of each. He starts with the frozen.

But as it becomes getting too much, he pours the regular over the frozen and melt it down. Oh yeah, like you did. It's kind of, yes. He just worked his over your eyes. That's not exactly what happened, but sure. Mine was gone already. I had yours. You would have both at the same time.

Nick told us that he was doing it to avoid drinking too. Now his plan is to have two. Wow, what a great solution. This is slow me down, usually. We went over this. Right, but I'm telling you what my normal thought processes. Yeah. You told us already.

Listen to his normal thought process. Slow me down. I drink too fast. Hey, how often have you been using the Koso card? I haven't used in a while. I try, I go through bursts. Like, I feel really committed to using it. And I use it a bunch in like a short amount of time.

Nick asked me that yesterday, I think. And it's been probably like a month. I'll tell you one thing. The case that we got today was good. That was, like, for order to really just hit the spot. And real. Is it a garage drawing? I'm outside.

I think it's the assort getting poured. Yeah. It's a bear. Eli Roth? Yeah. No, that's the ice cream. That's, no. I want to see that movie.

the queso was so good it was so fucking hot yeah I think that's what makes it good it was really hot like it did not more chips please yeah we went through those chips fast we need more step yeah yeah they're great that's also probably

tummy problems too I didn't tell you like to it is a lot of cheese you ate a lot of cheese you ate a lot of cheese yeah there's a lot of cheese on the taco there was there was quite a bit of yeah and on the loaded notches we got which were also very good. And I poured a bunch of the queso on my taco. Oh my God.

Oh, guys, I think I just too many sweeties slow me down. You wouldn't have two. Yeah. You got cheese freeze. So you wouldn't have two. He didn't have two, though. It's true. There you go. It worked. Problem solved. Problem solved. Torchie's still number one in terms of queso and Austin. Your favorite? Yes.

There you go. I think the case that we had today was my favorite. That was fucking great. That was really good. It's a little better than Alamos. I'll tell you that. You don't like Velvita? God damn, I do.

It's not like that. That's the problem. Not like that. Coming from a guys who likes it. I see, I see. Yeah, I haven't been back to Torchie since the last time we ate there. And I know you gave me that gift card. I have to use it.

I got to go make a night of it. Hey, do you guys want to learn about Torchies? I guess. Whatever. Tell me the last time I went to Torches. Okay. Our last time we went to Torchies was episode October 14th, 2025, where we ate the Ronan and received an average rating of 39.9.

We went with Chris before that. Or after that, sorry. Yeah, but that was MJ podcast. Right. Right. Irrelevant. Well, he said since the last time we went there. I'm just, here's six paragraphs.

Correcting you're wrong. I mean, I'm just reading the fact. Yeah. Edit. I stand corrected. I know. I'm right. Like, you're right, but boy, have you derailed this.

Yeah. For such a low stakes thing. You remember the Ronan? Remember the Ronan at all? No. No. No, I bet it was something. It had peanuts on it.

Okay, that did it. I think it was like a terriaki chicken. An unnecessary addition, I'm sure. Yeah, and then it was the, it was that. Yeah, it wasn't, it was not great. For like a, for like a taco of the month, it was just kind of like a, oh, why did you do this? It was close because it must have sounded good enough or wacky. enough for us to go out and try it.

We were thin on picks. Not a lot of options. Even in the description for the episode, I noted, hey, we don't have like a whole lot of choices right now, so we're kind of defaulting to Torchies here. Because he wanted to get his favorite Koso. Couldn't get enough. And then we went with Chris later. I heard that. That was after. It was after. That was after October 14.

On MTV Podcast. Fact! We got free Koso because we've got a Koso card. Bad Boys for Life. We ain't gone stopped. 2026, bad boys sauce monkey takeover we out here do something we dare you show them what they're in for sauce monkey bunch of emojis it's a knife emoji it's a knife it's an axe

it's two swords cross cross one sword stabbing bomb dynamite yeah the black and white looks like a cigarette go for the color I tried printing in color it printed in black and white oh there's he bought that ink for it I know it's in there I know it's in there I got it all over the carpet

I got it the casso card I think is a thing that will see more fast food places doing over like the next year or so when they're trying to incentivize people just to get them in the door. It's like Wendy's with like the like the frosty thing. Better recession indicator.

Absolutely. A hundred percent. It is what the fuck can we do just to get you here to spend more money. Bucks in seats. Yeah, because I mean we spent with tip, we got free Koso. It's like 120.

It now is like $95. Oh, okay. Yep. Okay. Yeah. So it was quite a bit. It was pretty expensive. It was four drinks.

It was four drinks. It was four drinks. It was nachos, four tacos, four drinks, and then we got the free queso. And it was like... That's why the price went down. That's exactly. I saw it up, blah, blah, and then boom, I saw free casso and the fucking bottom fell out. Not everyone has a queso card.

Not, see, sad. Not everyone's blessed. Sad! I say it. Great. And now you've derailed the episode. In February of this year, Torgyz closed seven locations across five states, including one here in Texas.

the closures are part of a plane to focus more on higher performing restaurants according to a spokesperson. Good idea. Why try to fix something when you can shut it down and just let the good parts keep going without all the baggage? On a side note, happy second anniversary of 100% eat. The show that is a good part

and keeps going without all the baggage. Congratulations, yeah. I thought you were being facetious, but then you made a really good example. That was a good metaphor. Interesting point, right? It's really something to think about. I might be on board, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, it's something to think about for me, I don't know. Speaking of poor performing restaurants, we had options today. Uh-huh. Yes. Yeah. And we were like equidistant to the one we usually go to by the old office right next to

stage five and one in like Flugerville off of like 130. It's near where the Panera bread was that we went to. And Eric was like, what do you want to want to go to? And I was like, I was kind of leaning towards let's try a new one. Yeah. And Nick went, no, don't even think about it. Don't do it. Don't do it.

It's bad. And it costs more. I was like, it costs more. There's a taco tax in Flugerville. He was like, tax restaurants.

He was like running down reasons why we should not. There's a city tax there. There's a good reason. They were, they're building a new downtown. They need to tax. Yeah.

Don't make fun of that. The, the Torchies up there apparently has a city tax. The whole area. Do you even leave your fucking house? More than you fucking bitch. Why you guys suck shit about HB?

So there's attacks in Flugerville. What is it about the quality? That's also bad. It's just not as good. They don't have that attention to detail. They get poopy meat? Yeah, pooping meat. Damn.

But it's a newer place so we're like, oh, maybe we'll try like the newer one. Mix it up because we go to that same torches over and over. It's a nice torches, though. Nick shut it down fully and effectively. Yeah, he did a great job. He gave reasons. There was no room to argue.

It was, I think, just. really stunning because I was expecting everyone to kind of go, yeah, I mean, let's go to the regular one. It's like a little closer or, yeah, let's try the whatever. And then it was like, no. And here are my will thun out reasons suddenly. And it was like, they're all right. You get it like from the stairs.

It was, it was a decree. I was coming up. I know. He was like, stop, stop. No, pump the brakes. You rather make a mistake. Stop watching Hell Baby or whatever was on Tubey. It's Hell Baby.

Yeah. Was it Hell Baby? By the way, I looked it up before we sat down. Oh, thank you. I like all the coordination, like that you went with the color. Hopefully they're winning by this point. Oh, you got your spurs taco polenque hat? Yeah, my spurs hat.

Tocopalankake. Make sure the- I went for the color match. It looks great. It's a little. Creature, what's his name? Yeah, it's the creature. It's the San Antonio creature.

Spurs coyote. The monster man. He does the man. He does the man. He does the man. It was a graveyard man. It was a graveyard man. Graveyard

You know like an ocarina at time The guy who's out there like digging graves It's a graveyard man A dampy? Yeah Yeah No, that's a monster truck Do you know they're coming to town

And they're doing meet and greets There's trucks I can meet the truck They're going all over Austin Around like the same time on like Thursdays They're like outside of the arena There's one in like dripping At the same time there's one like a harbor freight

There's one out in like dripping springs There's one down south. They are like all over like the Austin area. They're sending Gravedigger to like downtown, right? Grave digger is like in Austin, but I don't remember where. They're going to send like the dog one to dripping springs. I forget. The San Antonio Creatures.

That's like doggy. I don't know. I don't know them. Monster trucks. I think Monster Trucks is a cool idea until you're seated and it starts. And then you go. This is the whole thing. Oh, this is it.

It's loud. a lot of setup. They used to have a lot of Monster Jam on Speed TV back in the day, so I, yeah, I used to accidentally watch a lot of Monster Jam. It's loud. It's loud. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's so loud. It's like thousands of horsepower. Isn't that, like, really scary for kids? Yeah, they need headphones mostly. Yeah. Or like, yeah, and I bet a lot of parents don't bring them. Nope. What, are you telling me that the Monster Truck parents aren't protecting their children's ears? I'd say most parents. It's Monster Mutt. His name is Monster Mutt. The monster mutt? He'll lick his graveyard butt.

He's licking his graveyard butt? A little tongue. He's got, is he wearing sunglasses? Is his eyes sunglasses? He might be. Yeah, I think that's just the windshield. Well, I think it's windshield sunglasses. That's pretty cool.

That's pretty cool. That's what it looks like. A monster moth might be better than grave digger. I'll say it. Is that dumb and dumber? Is that what they're driving, mock? Yeah. What were we doing?

Learning about Torch? Torchies. Oh right. Where's Chris? He'll never text back. Where is he, guys? He's too busy losing his job. In May of this year... Oh no, I have filmed another video. In May of this year, Torchis teamed up with Cinemark to give discounts on movie memberships and shows to celebrate Mother's Day. Honestly, a perfect combo. Give mom a deep fried treat before sitting down in the movies with

her so she can have a lot of energy to ask, who is that? Or where are they going? And remarking, oh, I don't like her when she sees an actress that she's confused with a different actress from 2010, but she can't remember the name of. Maybe just stick to the churros and tell her the movies all shut down. There's actually, yeah, they actually close the movies. They don't make movies in the morning. Yeah, yeah, they actually stopped.

If you heard about the movies, that's actually on Netflix. Here, here, here, watch 1923 or whatever. Watch, yeah. Watch the Reagan movie. Check out Dutton Ranch. You're going to like this. Him and his brother Randy. We're always so handsome.

But I don't like that Meg Ryan. He's a hussy. Yeah. He's a hussy. Oh, you don't like Meg Ryan. Okay. This seems weird. It's classic mom stuff.

Who is that? Who's always email? Oh, I remember her. Who's the one with the hair? It's that. And you just go, I don't know. Meg Ryan.

No. No, no, no. The other one. Reese Witherspoon. There's also a lot of you get it right on the first try. Uh-huh. No, I don't think so. I think that's it.

other ones. Oh, no. Actually, I didn't think it was the first one. I know it was the first one. I know that. Anyway, enjoy the movie. In the movie, they tell you what's happening in the movie. If you keep watching the next part...

In the movie. What am I going to do in a submarine? The movie explains what's happening in the movie if you keep watching the movie. Yeah, but who is that? I don't like her. She'd be prettier without all this tattoos. Gotta get on this Yelp review.

Those kind of people are here. Mom, no. Mom, no. Mom, Mom, Mom! Mom! I can use my phone in the theater down. Yeah, yeah. Dude. See Elijah Wood? Oh, yeah. What do you? What do you do? What happened? I retweeted it from the one. Is he ripping them in one? I retweeted it from the 100% eat account.

Good. So Elijah Wood has... We got to team up with him somehow. We're the only one standing for justice. Yep. Us and Elijah Wood. Let me see. Will you wear wigs? He said, he tweeted this yesterday at the time of this recording. For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new Alamo Draft House QR code ordering system. And I can tell you it's truly awful.

Yeah. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process. And if you want to order additional items during the film, you have to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony. in your how-to-alamo video. He booted too. Does it negate how ridiculous this is? Please don't cut corners with your staff

and revert back to physical menus and order cards. We got tagged by so many 100% Eat fans in that post going, heard about this from 100% eat. Yeah, hell yeah, 100% eat was talking about the same thing. Right. So I retweeted it. And he's reached out.

Yeah. I haven't seen it yet. Ask him if he remembers me. We were on the same flight from L.A. to Austin for RTS. He was also going to RTS and we were on the same Southwest flight. I think he remembers me. He probably does. Yeah.

I was standing next to my baggage claim. Yeah. We did voice work for wrist teeth too. I didn't talk to him, but I did text Bernie that I was next to him. Whoa. It has almost 4,000 retweets. Good. 46,000 likes.

Awesome. That's good. Fuck them. I don't think he lives in Austin anymore, but like he was very like ingrained here for plugged in, especially with the film community and like the movie going experience. So like he carries weight.

Yep. So that's good. And such a small body. A little guy on a scooter, scooting around and telling you. Hobbit can do anything. Get off your phone. Unless you're referring to his character in Sin City,

in which case I don't want him to do anything. Don't do anything. Stop. Stop doing anything. Take off your glasses. Yep. Final fact. Are you ready?

Are you fucking ready? Yeah. Got our own Randy over here In November of last year A driver experienced a quote Medical episode Which caused them to floor it And crash their car directly

Through the front of a Denton area torches Reportedly there were no serious injuries And the torches suffered no structural damage The car remained in front of the torches Through most of the day with a lot of patrons saying Um you can't freaking park here Oh brother Oh brother

They didn't say what the medical emergency was So they left the car there For a while, they tried to get it out. It was like an exhibit. I think that the, I think the worry was, it slammed through the front and they were worried, oh, if we pull this car out, is something going to collapse? What did it go through? What was holding this up?

It is Denton. They got it out. Oh. They got it out. Found out the only thing that it had crashed through, crazily enough. Everything that it hit was just, it was just glass and then, like, tables. It didn't fuck up the building. Oh, good.

Like, at all, they just had to replace glass and tables. nuts, fucking nuts. Apparently, people who are watching said, yeah, all of a sudden we watched the car run the red light and it just kept hitting a steady speed right into that torches. So I don't know if somebody had like a heart attack. The middle episode was Need Cheese. Torchies, they had their queso card.

They thought it was a drive-thru. And then you have the... Sorry. Beech-in by one second. Hell yeah, way to go, Jordan, hell yeah. And then you have like the opposite medical episode where Need Less cheese. Get this cheese out of me

Is the problem that the cheese won't get out of you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it builds like pockets of death. That's what it is. Oh, no. It's like, it's like, it's very good. So I'm trying to make another one. Yeah, yeah.

It doesn't process it or something. So there's like, like air bubble that it makes. Goop cheese. Yeah, and it's just like this in your stomach. Oh, it's good. It feels good. So if you take a lactate now, it won't do anything. No.

Too late for, it's too late for him. Yeah, you have to do it when you're like first bite. Go on without me. We're reaching out Nick style. Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, I'm going to press you. You think that's out by now? Double whammy. Who cares?

Why don't even remember what it's from? It doesn't matter. We're always making backwards as references to other things. Was it the treat? Oh, yeah, that's out already. Yeah. Oh, that's so out. That's so out.

so out, it's back in. And people are saying, stop touching. Oh, it might be the taste test, actually. Then I don't know. Then I don't know. Actually, I don't think it is in the tree. You know what we should? Keep doing?

I'm talking about it. That's been. We're zeroing in. Watch our other stuff. Watch our other. Hey, if you don't like this, watch our other stuff. Don't like this and don't like it. If you want to watch something that's not this.

Check a new cheap and other. gnawu. If you want to see us play a video game, you might like gnawoo. Patreon.com slash 100%. And then you can check out everything we have there, but also

you gotta see us play video games. Right, and we're gonna do another one after this. Michael, Michael wants to play N64. Michael feels like shit and wants to play N64 so bad. What do you play next? I think you should do. You should either do

Golden Eye or racing. I think it's got to be GoldenEye. I do GoldenEye. Because he doesn't want to play Mario Kart. But we could just go right to Diddy Kong. But it feels crazy to jump to Diddy Kong. When we have GoldenEye right there? No, to go before Mario Kart. I agree with that. I think I don't, I also don't agree that Mario Card on 64 is not good. I think it's good. Oh, it's good. It's just, it's very dated. He's right on that. Yeah, but we played Super Smash Brothers. It's also true. It's also true. Yeah. But it's fine. We can start with Diddy, but we can just do GoldenEy first. I at least have better memories of Diddy Kong because I don't think I've played it recently. So,

we boot that up, I go, wow, this is just as bad as Mario Kart is going to be. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we're getting the same content. Who are you going to beat timber, tipped up, the mouse, crocodile, badger. Mina, the mouse game. No, that's called Mousa. Moussa. Mousa game.

It's weird that Diddy Kong spun off so many characters. A lot. Yeah. Like, Conquer had its own thing. Banjo, Banjo, Kizui. Like, what the fuck? Was that just rare, like, inserting their own style? I think it's rare.

They're just going on like, I don't know, I don't like these characters. Why not? I would have played a game with like the little tiger kid if he was friends with the mouse and the turtle. Why not? Like, I would have played this. Do a little adventure game. And now Rare just wants.

What's the turtle's name? Tip-tup. Oh, Darren, that's in Banjoozoozooie too. Tip-Tup is? Mm-hmm. Oh, wow. They chucked them in there. Oh, cool.

I don't remember the tiger. Tiger might be timber. Yeah, I think it is timber. I think it might be timber. I don't know. He's in a game. Yeah, I don't think so. Was that in this video or another one?

That's a different one, for sure. Michael, Michael, Michael, who's the badger? Come swuggler. Right. Exactly how you think. Okay? Crate them with a C, backwards are. Watch the red alert.

Jordan, teach us about to fight. It's in your hands now, Jordan. Torchie's taco, the frontman. The chain's June Taco of the month, dubbed the frontman. Features Panko fried chicken topped with champagne vinaigrette slaw grilled pineapple,

gochi jeng terriaki sauce, cotija cheese, cilantro, and a cucumber spear. All served on a flour tortilla with a lime wedge. Do not eat it. Don't eat the lime wedge. You can't if you want.

The champagne vinaigrette slaw was on the bottom of everything, didn't top anything, was on the bottom of the taco. Needs more gorgeous jong. Needs more pineapple. The pineapple definitely is. My favorite part.

Cucumber Spear did the heavy lifting. Yeah. There was a lot of cucumber spear in that thing. Yeah? There was a lot of long, long chicken. There was a lot of, it was so long. I think it was two pieces, wasn't it? I think it was two pieces, yeah.

It was like, and it was, the breading, again, it says Panko bride or whatever. It was definitely different. I feel like it was one ingredient, maybe too many. I agree. And I think it was the cucumber for me. Really? I think if the cucumber was a little bit, like, thinner,

it would have been easier. it's so, like when you're halfway, mixed into the slaw, maybe. Yeah, when you're like halfway through that taco, that's a lot of cucumber. I don't eat that much cucumber ever. A little unevenly distributed because like first couple of bites were like,

whoa, this is great. And then I got into more of like the terriaki sauce. Yeah. And I was like, I need more of the pineapple that is gone now. More pineapple would have been nice. I could have done without the slough if I was going to take out one thing.

I could see that too. But it didn't need it, need it. I was just, as I said, though, it was nice to leave everything in there. You caught me on the cilantro. I wanted to make sure. I didn't know that was in there. Yeah, yeah.

That would have been. Oh, that would have been a little bit yucky for me. When I checked what it was, saw the cilantro and I got to remember that. Michael, no cilantro. Also, we ordered from a guy. Because there were so many people in line who were using iPads and taking salons. Yeah, we ordered from a dude.

Got it right. You got everything right? Mm-hmm. It was easy. Terri-ioc. No sucker punch. Whatever you want, fuck you too. We don't want to make that anymore.

Bar. We forgot how. Yeah. I don't know the ingredients. That's he got me. I'm just like, I used to order a sucker punch. I didn't give you the list of ingredients. I guess not have to look it up.

I can Google it. No. They erased it from the internet. Oh, shit. Being a Texas-born company, this tragedy hits close to home. Do you think this is about the car? Said Paul Macaluso, CEO at Torchie's Tacos. We've always been coming together and taking care of our community in times of need.

We're in this together. taken from the Texas flood relief press release that was like last July. That was not the most recent press release but it was the one that was just before that. So why did you use it? Because it had a quote. Because it was funnier. No, no, there's no press release for this.

I needed a quote. What was the most recent press release? The Bernie Brosky one which we did last time. I feel like if there isn't a press material quote that is relevant I don't think we need one. You don't want it? No. Especially if it's about

Let me read this again. Tragedy? All those people. I'm just saying like this was, it's just press material from Torchies. They're still doing this. They want you to know about this stuff. This is like an ongoing thing.

Their press team says we need people to know about this. We're spreading the word. Yeah, last year. Yeah. Oh, okay, it's not relevant anymore. Oh, you don't have to worry about Texas flood release? That was the last like kind of thing I worked on at PBS before I left was like the floods going on. Yeah, now people know.

doing a big like thing on it and I had to like source footage for it. It's what it's supposed to. Oh, I remember when you were doing that. I did it here. I remember when you were doing that. I do remember that. You don't want people to know about Texas floods? Nick?

I think it's like not important. Wow. So that's not what I said. Hey, hold on a second. Yeah, I think Nick's bad. Yeah. Hey, get in the comments and let us know if you think Nick is bad. Let us know.

Say Nick is bad. We should give another $300. To, Trey? Yeah. No, to the Texas... Yeah, it can be from... This one can be from the three of us. It doesn't have to be from him.

No, not from you. No, it's not from you again. We all chipped in. We all chipped in 100 bucks. Eric kept saying, Wish he got shot more. Which I thought was crazy. Call me when he gets shot 16 times.

Yeah. Let me know when you hit 20, dude. We all... We donated the $300, Jordan screenshot it and put in the Discord, and he said, this is from me, Michael and me. But nobody said anything about you being

because it's expected. Everyone was just like, wow, this is so nice that I was like, well, hold on everybody. They believed it. That's why, dude. It's a real Randy Quaid situation. Now I will say, I feel like everyone was a little too accepting right off the bat of the funny joke.

Everyone kind of took it his fact and I don't know if we need that. Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. Well, we have our review of Torchise tacos. Yeah, let's get to it. This is the long one on the back. I don't worry about that. We have our reviews, Torch's Tacas.

We need to hear from you. And a second we call, You Review! Who wants you? I did not have a bonus one this time. Sheesh. How about I take the first two? Okay. All right.

This one's from Justin I or L. I think it's an I. Hard to tell. If I could give a zero, I would. Oh, no. Flat soda. Flat like the state of Florida. Folks.

Where's that microphone? Now folks, let me tell. Flat like the state of Florida, but without the benefit of waves in the water. The best jokes have to be geographically accurate. Not flat like Texas. Spelling it out. Like waves.

in the water. Right, right, right, right. Took 15 minutes to deliver these gastronomical monuments to indigestion, and they likely spent 14 minutes under a heat lamp. I can't say they were the worst tacos I have ever eaten because I could not bring myself to actually eat them. $17 into the trash, and I felt good about that walking out. Likely saved myself a lot of regret.

This guy could Nick can take a page out of this book. You're not ready for this last part. avoid this place like I assume the pause here is for the drum roll uh huh like you would avoid this place can't think of a metaphor that comes close at the moment

and no he was under the gun and you better come up with something funny now you gotta avoid this place like place you don't want to go what is the complete you ordered them and threw them away I don't even understand he has nothing else to say about how they looked or anything

I don't even understand. They looked bad. I felt great about it walking out. What are you talking about? What the hell are you talking about? I ordered my talegos that I threw. Flat flat. Flat.

Flat like the state of Florida. Took 15 minutes to deliver, which isn't that long. We got our food fast. They weren't sitting under the heat land. Like they make them. They make them when they send around. When they bring them out.

But it took. It took 15 minutes. Probably sitting in our land for 14 minutes. Do you think they finish them in one minute and then put them under a lamp for 14? Like, I don't understand what you're talking about. Once I got him, the wave is up. And I went, you know what? I'm throwing them away.

Pretty expensive too. I felt great about it. I liked that part. I felt great about it. I showed them. I paid them and I didn't eat. Probably saved myself a lot of regret. I wouldn't know I didn't eat it.

Don't go here. What the fuck? If I would have eaten that food, I probably would have felt like, I can't think about it. Like if I would have felt if I'd ate here. Yeah. Yeah, if I had eaten there, I'd feel like that. He showed that to people at work.

You know what I mean? Like, hey, check out this review. I just wrote for Torches. Well, just an IORL. Really had a flat, flat, flat. He had a banger on his yelp. That was something. I'm riding that like the waves in the water in Florida.

Flat. Timpe. Place is weird. Tacos are strange. A million ellipsies. What with pilots? corn tortillas by the handful on every taco and these little things are expensive. I mean, street tacos aren't cuisine? Question mark.

Also curse words apparently. It's an exclamation point. I think you just went down. Exclamation point. Dollar sign. Amper sand at. It's not even a curse. It just went through.

Additionally, you've overfilled them with nonsense, making them impossible to eat properly. I've tried about six of the locations. And it reminds me of stuff I ate in California while they're on business. Where are you going? Just made me miss Texas and great Tex-Mex. What? This really isn't Mexican food? Not sure what it is.

What the fuck are you? This one's more befuddling than Justin. Okay. So it reminds you places you went to in California. Which isn't like this. Which is not like this at all. I know that. I wish it was Tex-Mex.

Where are you? Also, you got street tacos there. What? This might be the weirdest one. This really isn't Mexican. Place is weird. Tacos are strange. I've been to six torches.

What? Waiting for them. I'm waiting for the Mexican food. Wait for them to do something different. This really isn't Mexican. Where's my Tex-Mex? What is happening? None of that makes sense.

I keep going to McDonald's and they won't give me steak. I order the steak on the bagel. It's not what I'm expecting. I'm expecting. And I've been to stinkhouses in California. What? But he wants Tex-Mex? Right.

Yes. That's what he's saying. He's saying that these are bad like the California-Mexican food. He misses Texas and great Tex-Mex. So he's going to the Austin chain. Yeah. From Texas. Uh-huh.

If only they had Tex-Mex there. At the Tex-Mex place. This really isn't Mexican food, not really sure. what it is. It's text mex. It's torches. It's not comp. What's complicated? What is he talking about? He's really confused. And it's

confused me to the point where I'm not even sure what his point was. I feel so fucked up about this review that I feel like you feel like you had two marinas. That's a really good metaphor. That's really good. That might be too good. You know what? I'm shooting you. Oh!

Randy. I'll read the last one from Amanda C. My stomach hurts so bad. All right, power through. I'm gonna. I'm just pointing it out. It's horrible. You can do it.

You can do it, I believe in you. Their tacos aren't that damn good to have waited nearly over an hour to receive a huge order. Then we found out that the orders that were coming in, patrons that were dining in, were getting their orders before we were. And we placed our order way before they did. Not only did we wait over 30 minutes in line to place the damn order. Then we waited another over 40 minutes to try to retrieve it. But after finding out people that ordered after us were getting the orders first, my friend and I decided to cancel.

Then the staff was trying to make us wait to get refunds because the manager was in the back, helping the cooks make food. Probably your food. Well, that's where the problem lied. Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. This place was definitely poorly managed, and I hope upper management has a talk with this. staff. I think the manager needed to step away from helping the cooks and actually manage the restaurant ever so often, then go back to assist where needed.

The bartender this day was absolutely rude, and I get it. It was during an event, and he needed to make his funds, but wouldn't allow me to sit at the bar while I waited for my order without ordering a drink. And I would have ordered a drink, but not after being rude about me sitting there. staff was really not polite at all screaming at everyone when all we were doing was waiting for our to go orders screaming. The only person that was remotely nice was the girl who took our order but you could tell she was very overwhelmed.

This was a shit show to say the least. Also, when we, we trying to ask how much longer it would take to get our order they took our receipt and never returned it which ultimately was the final decision on us canceling management, should have tried to regain some business by offering up some type of discount on a future visit or something for the damn time wasted out of our lives waiting for nothing. I will never go to Torjiz again.

I can make better tacos and casos than this at home anyway. We ain't missing nothing here. So they waited in line to place a huge sheet. What they did was create a horrible situation for everyone in the back and they complained that they were dealing with the horrible situation. It says waited nearly over an hour to receive a huge order. How huge. So coming in, they have placed a huge order. Now they are waiting for their huge order to get made.

The order is so big that the manager needed to help them. But they think what should happen is no single person after them should get their order. Someone came in on one taco. I didn't get my 40 tacos before them. Yeah. What the fuck? Well, I'm just going to have a seat at this bar. And I'm sure the bartender went, oh, actually,

to sit here to order and train. Hey, there was an event going on. Yeah. I'm sure you needed to make your fun. Why are you screaming at me? Dude, just the lack of like... Then they had to wait for a refund.

Can you believe that? I can't believe it. Usually you go like this. Refund. Yeah. And it magically happens. Bro. Like, how are you in public anywhere and you're this way? Like, that's crazy.

And then you go, I'm gonna go put them on blast. Right. You write your review and I don't know how the plate, how you think any of this is the place looking bad. Right, exactly. This is you fumbling and bumbling

around the entire restaurant being told, oh, you have to order a drink if you want to be here. Fuck you! Like the bull leaving a bad review for the China shop. Yeah, yeah, no kidding. God, we placed a huge order.

Why did it take so long? What are you talking? Why was the manager helping you? The manager should be up front. Yeah. dealing with me. And then go back when needed. I think he was needed. No. I needed to

know. The manager was quick on his feet doing where he needed to go. With this level of self-awareness, Amanda went straight to Costco and stood in the middle of every other. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. Arms out, cart off to the side. And also, I can make better tacos anyway. Yeah. Okay. Okay, asshole. I don't even care. Cool. That's why I went to the taco restaurants. Okay, dips shit.

and it sucks and you suck and fuck you we ain't missing nothing these reviews Torch's reviews Torch's reviews are crazy All three of these were infuriating and very unique ways It's quite a good crop here The second one might have been the person who had a medical emergency

and crashed into the building I miss text Mac beep He didn't know where he was I just flat flat like the state of Florida folks boom can we get to our review

just sweating well those are your crowd work those are your reviews of Torchies we have our reviews of Torchies the front man taco Jordan called that what did you think

does there reference I'm not getting it's a soccer thing I see I thought maybe it was soccer but then I was like is it front man like of a band yeah and I'm not but it has the food makes sense as what I'm asking. I couldn't and chicken

couldn't make a connection honestly. Sometimes it makes sense. It looked very soccery World Cup associated with the branding and stuff and then I was like, well. That's exactly what it was.

Torchie's front man is just a thing where I think it's as close as they can get to the branding of the World Cup without doing anything that's World Cup. You can call it FIFA Taco.

Because it's just here's a taco next to a soccer ball. Yeah. That's really it. That's the whole thing. See that, Nick? I see it. Okay. Thoughts?

Just want to make sure he saw it. Soccer. Front. Can't wait. Man. I like this taco. It was pretty good. The pineapple,

even though it's grilled, it's still like bright and fresh. Yeah. And very juicy. It was juicy and sweet. And it brings this like freshness to it. What's up, Eric? I'm finding that they did the front man a year ago.

Okay. Oh, for some. soccer season. What the hell? Interesting. That's not soccer at all. What the fuck? The devil is dancing at a concert.

Here's... Why does it look like Squid Game? That's like, this is the picture. What is this? Is it a totally different... What is this? No, it's the same one. You're killing you.

I'm showing it to me. I don't understand. Okay. What's this? I like it. I like the pineapple. I think it was a little unbalanced with the terriaki sauce and the cucumber. I think it was really close to being like pretty perfect.

It just needed better distribution and maybe like one less thing. But overall, I enjoyed it because a nice fresh, refreshing, like bright taco in the summer is nice. It hit the spot for me. I'm going to give it 83. Wow. Wow, 83. Okay. I really liked it.

It had really good flavor. I really liked the sauce. I liked everything in it, minus the cilantro, which I didn't get in it. Yeah. It was messy. But most Torchy tacos are messy, especially anyone's I get because I get cheese in it anyway. Torches is not a place. And then you dump cheese all over it also.

Yes. Torchis is not a place. Yeah. In that order. Torchis is not a place I go to expecting not to get messed. Yeah. So that's fine at least. It's not like I'm going to eat it in my car while driving taco.

Is this like a sit the fuck down and have like napkins and paper towels ready? Put on a bib. And on top of that, usually I'm getting Diallo sauce. My nose is running. Yeah. I'm just dripping like crazy anyway. It was good. It was a really different flavor with what was in there.

I really liked it. 79. 79. Nice. That's an average score of 81. Well earned. I think it deserves to be right there in that 81 sort of like category. it's really good.

The cucumber is a little, like when you, especially when you're like the end of that taco, you're kind of over the cucumber in every single bite. I like cucumber. I think it's a little much. I feel like it doesn't do well when it's the only thing you get. Yeah. It needs to be with everything in every bite.

If it was a slice of pineapple. Yeah. And a slice. Spear the pineapple. If you have a spear of pineapple with a spear of the cucumber. You could have been gnawn it as you went. Oh, it would be like a rat. I think that would have been a big,

I think that would have been a big improvement. I really like the terriaki. Need some more spice. Yeah, for being a Gochi Zhang terriaki. I didn't get the gojijang. I just thought it was tariaki. Yeah, we didn't get any hot sauces with it

because the terriaki comes on it so they don't give you hot sauce. We did get these loaded naches though. The loaded nachos were also limited time but not part of like what we were reviewing whatever. Those things were great. We got it with the beef, which I don't typically get when I go to tour.

I'm usually just getting chicken. Man, it was fucking good. I thought it was like, the best part of it. I thought those nachos were really good. And with the queso off to the side where you're like, oh, I got a chip that only has like a little bit on it.

You just like, I get a little bit of queso and then put some water in it. And just trying to eat the lime. Yeah. No deal. What, you're not supposed to eat it? I mean, he went for it. Yeah, I'll chow down on it.

I'll get a brain freeze. I'll give Michael half my drink. It'll be everything that I want. Next time I'll get two. A third. Get it right. I'm going to argue it. six pairs of half.

It seemed half. It was half. It was half. It was half. And you can't, you can't say that it was like a tapered glass or anything too. No, it was just weren't.

Boom, they just set it down. That's it. It was also, it was also, we got the smalls too. It was an ice in it. I can't imagine.

It was all frozen. Getting a big margarita like that, I got to be there for all while. I'd have been sleeping on the car on my back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a big margarita.

Because, uh, they're good, it's not, I wouldn't say like, they're exceptionally like, strong, but boy, they got like the right amount of what I'm looking for when I got

one taco and some chips and queso. Like, it's perfect. It's been a while for me since Torchis has hit that good. Yeah. Oh, you know what? That's a really good point. Yeah. It has been a while since I've had something where I go oh yeah, this is like it. Well, even like the chips and queso especially were like good to date. Dude, it ripped. It was so good. Dude, you saved us.

Good location. That's true. And it was cheaper. No, no taco tax. No taco tax. Like a dollar less. for taco. No Flugerville Taco tax. That's a lot more. I'm not gonna fund their downtown. Yeah.

I don't go there. It's true. I don't. Not yet. I only go there to terrorize it. Keep people away. Try to get Eric to leave his house. You evil person. Yeah, it hurts so bad. Hey, well, you got a 100% eat dot store for merch. Grab a shirt, check it out. But you can go to

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It's the best for us. It's certainly not the best value. But during... Yeah, I would say that we'd do $10.00 to be there, probably. During the month of May for our anniversary, we had a cuck chair celebration, where if you became a 100% fan, entered in to potentially win the cuck chair experience.

But because we have so many entries, he's giving a thumbs up to the cuck chair, because we have so many entries, we have so many shoutouts to get through. So, Jordan, how many you thinking today? We got three again. Okay. They're all reasonable.

Okay. Nobody's dead in the... or shot in these ones. I would say that's unreasonable. Okay. We got Will. Okay. Who has a hammering.

I'm hammering myself for buying this tier to enter the raffle. Yeah. What a dumb ass. Get a moron. Ass wipe. Unless I won, in which case I'm a genius.

That's exactly right. Think about it. Think about it. And then we have one for Jay McPherson, aka the cookie sucker, aka the cook sucker. Oh, shit. Who has a Father's Day gift.

Father's Day coming up. It's right around the corner. I want to give a shout out to my dad who absolutely hates the show. Excellent. Oh, cool. I feel like we get a lot of those. You do.

Your dad, like, actively hates? Who do you hate the most? Let us know. Yeah, he hates the monkey. You can tell. No, probably likes him the least. Even so. He probably hates him the least.

Even so he laughs along when I'm being hammered on food court. Oh, okay. And will very occasionally let me force him to watch an episode. Oh, I wouldn't do that. Well, that's why he hates us. He's going to watch this one.

Because he's like, I don't like this. and you keep making him watch it. So he gets home from work and his kids like, Papa, Papa. Look, he's my friends. He's going to force him to watch this one. He's going to watch this part. Hey, happy, hey, happy birthday, Jay's dad.

Happy birthday, father's day. All dads are born on this day. That's right. Thanks for putting up with me in my favorite podcast. That's the end of it. And then we have Andy Toyama, who has a shout out saying, hello, noble kings.

Today is my 30th birthday. Oh, hey. Happy birthday. And I'd like to use this shoutout to thank Michael. That's you. For inspiring me to become an electrician. Oh, wow.

Congratulations. An inspiration. I even got my J-Man's license a couple years ago. Oh, that's nice. Was that the jury license? Yeah, yeah. You can go anywhere and do anything

with that thing, man. It means a lot. Yeah, really good nowadays. Yep. Probably. That job is way more reliable than this piece of shit. Yep.

Also, thanks to... I fucked up. Yeah. Oh, it's my golden eye. Michael inspired me, but you wouldn't know who I was. I inspired you take your job that you left. Congratulations. I heard you quit a good job.

Yeah. You dumb fuck. Also, thanks to you all for giving me laughing while I work, Andy. Oh, thank you, Andy. Happy birthday. Congratulations. Journeyman, great stuff. That's a...

Great job. Yeah, you can... Maybe we should get it. Disappearing skills, man. Yeah. Get into their trade Kind of kind of handy thing would you do, do you think? Handies.

Oh. Hey, there's always a market. He was, what the feet? Is he looking to sell or buy? Cash out. Cash out. That sounds like sell. Oh, he tried.

He tried. I felt like coming a little. Maybe not welding exactly, but maybe like working on like. Yeah. Big skyscrapers? window washing computer bits or something like that learning how old the machinery works

because some of something's got to power all the the robot workers right that's going away yeah let me just hang drywall just hang sheet rock all day it's fine just do that did it before right yeah it's not

listen you just go start fucking let me have one more drink start hitting shit start fucking around there you go that's what we would do what would you do let us know in the comments You can follow us on Twitter screen with Blue Sky at 100% eat to stay up to date on everything.

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Oh my God. I went to the PO Box today. Nick brought up, it was close. Nick brought up QSRs on the other show and they didn't know what the fuck. He was, it was just nothing. Yeah, because no normal person. Exactly.

It made Eric laugh. Yeah, because I went, I can't believe he just said that on this show. I was like, dude, they don't know what the fuck. No one knows what the fuck that is. QSR. We didn't know. We don't want to know. Yeah, I still sometimes don't know.

Quick service. Restaurant. Where the feet? No, God's sicken. No. No. Rate subscribe, tell a friend about the shirt where we eat food. the food. God bless it. God dig it.

That's the sound of the feet clapping together. Stomp that heel. See you next time. Bye. Stomp that heel. Slap those toes. Rub that bridge. Show me toes. I was going to say, he screamed,

no, that's the sound of when the feet go away. Absolutely. Oh, shoes!