100% Eat - YOLO - Buffalo Wild Wings Ride Along

Episode Date: October 15, 2026

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All right, we're back here. Arrest me. Nick, uh, Nick busted inside the Buffalo Wildlings. I don't like that. Whoa. Whoa. What is that, is that not what happened?

No, he did. No. You busted. I didn't talk about it. I don't hold the puzzle. It only took one. It was a puzzle. Yeah, he had a dollar and he put it in.

That ain't busting. It's a shame. That's fucking up. Well, I can't wait to watch the video because I was in the bathroom all the time. You're doing business? It was probably important. You're closing a deal?

I was taking a phone calls. How many hundreds of thousands on the cam were you Yeah, it's 10,000. The guy who had to yell because the music is so loud in there. It's like louder in the bathroom. It is. Anywhere else in the restaurant. I'm just like, why was there a guy in the, on the can?

Because it's like a shit. What do you mean? That's why. I mean, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Yep. So many good memories at this Buffalo Wild Wings. I remember when Eric crushed his brain. I don't remember that.

We're talking about it. He didn't do it here. Yeah, you don't. He just sat at the table kind of like, dude. Yeah. I don't feel so good. Yeah, we just kept talking about him

every time we left the table. Yeah, you can't. Was it like out of concern? It was a concern for the episode. Yeah, mostly the show. It was the show first. And Gracie, it was a concern that, like, the show wouldn't be good because-

Yeah, that's kind of the hierarchy. Yeah. You know, and then I guess, like... I think Gracie felt guilty. As a byproduct, like, you know, hope you're okay for the continued benefit of the show. Yeah. I'm not writing a fact sheet.

You did continue to drink a... beer mixed with Mountain Dew. Well, it was keeping him awake. Yeah, it was the only thing keeping my brains in. God, that kept him awake and the beer kept it from swelling. Yeah, that's all you can do. That's some real winners here at Buffalo Wildlings. That's what BDubs is all about.

Like today, right. Who comes here? Two other people. Yo, we got beep that. The truck. Dang. Whoa. I wasn't in front of the truck in a bad way.

Yeah, you were your get out of his, get off his road! He's got chemicals to know. He's got some reliant distribution. Yeah, I don't know. You just turned out. Yeah, I don't know. That was... Look at him.

This guy's all over the way. Oh, it's like you're an idiot. Assault! Got to eat shit. Did that bitch? That's what we call. Come up and fuckers. Yeah, that's what it is.

Go make the Joker. Toss the man. toss it in. Buffalo Wild Wings is... Just Daredevil too, right? Yeah. Yeah. Same do.

Ninja turtles and Daredevil was the same one. Oh, it was. Oh, really? Because it's the hand in the foot clan. That's the joke. Now, walka walka. Now, was that agreed upon by like Daredevil people or the Ninja Turtle people just took it?

No. Ninja Turtle people took it in there. It wasn't like a collab, right? They're just like, it's arcanda. They were making fun of Daredevil. Yeah, okay. That's what I thought. Because it was all kind of like, it is a little silly. Yeah, and so they made fun of Deer Devil and they're like,

oh, you got the hand, we have the foot. Right, man? Right, Nick? Nick understands that, what? Eric, you turned around and you're looking at me. If it's not from The Simpsons, he doesn't get it. Yeah, that's right. He watches that now. No. No? No? He watched it. You turned around and looked at me, but I knew,

because, you know, you don't got owl neck. That's only as far as you could turn, and I very intentionally didn't say anything, because I knew. I'm not looking at me. I looked at with my eyes, but I got these cool shades on. Huh. I don't think it was on camera. And they're both. Big surprise.

And it's together. I was on him. He was talking. But your sunglasses, they're still on your face. Not broken? No, I kind of bit the bullet and I threw those away today. Yeah. Oh.

Did you do it today? Did you do it today? Oh. There's a leftover piece. No. Oh. My dim eric. They're biodegradable.

Save that. Save that leaves. Put it on the set. These are sticks and leaves. Put it with the Emmy. Oh, man. Oh. Dude, you know what I didn't realize?

What's that? Talking about Emmys. You know, you guys told me about it and I watched it, and we mentioned it, I don't think it was the last episode and maybe the one before that. We're talking about Widows Bay.

Yeah. A bunch of Emmys. I don't know. Colton won an Emmy for that. Oh, that's right. He's like an executive producer. Yeah, he's a producer. Oh, is he really?

Yeah. I didn't realize. I'm surrounded by people who win Emmys. Yeah. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. I was like, that's like almost my Emmy. Nearly.

That's like, I know how you feel. It's like an Emmy for Laser Team. I really want to stand in between. He got one before Bernie, you know. Burnley got nominated. Oh, that's right. You got one before Bernie. Did you text him?

Yeah, I told him I got one before him. It's weird. He didn't think it was funny. He stopped responding after that. That's the day he finally texted me. What you have to, man. Think about restarting achievement art. Gonna get an Emmy.

All I got to do is get it on TV, baby. Check it out, man. This is why we got new achievement art. You like Minecraft? Nah. Daddy's home. Nah. Daddy's home.

I played a Minecraft for the first time. Did you really? Yeah, well, it was Dungeons. Oh, that's not Minecraft. It's not Minecraft. It's not Minecraft. It's not Minecraft. It's not Minecraft.

It's not Minecraft. It's got a different. If you're not building a city like Mike Tomlin, I'm destroying one. Yeah, if you're not playing Mike. If you're not like, Go build the house. For Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin,

then I don't know. He doesn't play dungeons. Yeah. You don't know that he doesn't play dungeons. You see why they never won anything. Yeah. He did. He did.

Oh, no. He did. Oh, okay. I was talking about Mike Tomlin. Ray is a Pittsburgh. Won an Emmy? Oh. And, uh.

It's pretty funny that like, it was like, he can't escape the comparisons of like Minecraft and stuff. It's so funny. Hey, your coach plays your favorite game. Yeah, he built this whole city. Should he have been scouting quarterbacks? Probably.

Does Rayplay Minecraft? Not anymore. Really? I don't think it's been a few years. I didn't know any point. Why not? I heard he loved it. Is that what you heard?

Yeah, he always seemed like it. Did it? I'm kidding. I didn't watch a human hunter. I don't know what that is. Yolo. Dude, that's a long time. It really was.

It's like 15 years ago. It's crazy to think about at this point. Oh, man. 2012 and 2013. Oh, fuck, man. We're getting close to... Stop, no, no. What?

No, I don't want to hear it. It doesn't want to hear it. When you say stop, don't know while I'm driving, it makes me a little... Oh, sorry. I understand. Maybe you should be aware, huh? Maybe he should do better.

He'd see it coming. See what coming? Exactly. Keep you out of your toes. Yeah. Nice toes. No! You gotta crash the car. No, stop. Yeah, no, stop.

The car this time. You don't take the wheel. Nice. Nice. Tose. Cod. No. You say one thing about out of the flat feet.

You didn't say. say one thing. I did. You did. You started telling us about the delectable parts of the foot. I didn't say delectable? I don't remember enough to wait into this. Who the fuck says delectable?

I don't know, man. I bet the audience will let us know now. Is he likedable? Oh, but is Eric? Let us know in the comments like, if someone once referred to any parts of the fin as delectables, please enlighten us. That's a Jenny Lansman word, delectable.

And source your reference. Yeah, let us know. Let us know which off top of it. Yeah, hit us with the footnotes. Next favorite part. Pun's of lowest fun. Meat, me, you're allowed. He's just trying to get away from it.

Help. Do another punny man. Laugh, funny man. It's really put Nick on his back heel. It should be called gridiron. Not football. Not football. What's your favorite sport?

Basketball. It's like you didn't even want to say. College gridiron. College gridiron. High OI. It's the next big thing. It's really close. It's right around the corner.

That felt like a long-term storyline in Madman? Is that what it was? Yeah, it was in Madman. But it was like a thing where they felt bad for it. for taking the guy's money. Because it was like, he thinks Highlight's gonna be this big thing and they're like, can we in good conscience be taking his money?

And then like Roger and all the other like senior partners are like, yeah, the check's clear. Yeah, who gives a shit? We just advertise Highline, I guess. Whether or not it becomes the next big thing is immaterial to us. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, it's like advertising cigarettes, right?

I think the other thing too is that the guy like didn't like any of their ideas and was like trying to like pitch his own stuff And they were just like, well, brother, this guy's paying us so much money and we have to listen to him. About Iowa. There were people in radio that you'd, when they'd come in to advertise, you'd say, this is the best way to do it. You have an advertisement that runs this time, these hours throughout the day. I think not.

And their thing was, I'd rather have a Saturday morning show. Yeah. Yeah, they want, wait, like a whole hour. Yeah, because they wanted a show. They pay for a block. They want to do like the Sunday morning. programming on like your local station. The thing that nobody listens to.

Yeah, the thing that's like, oh, the news isn't on. Yeah. Oh, the music's off. CBS Countdown hasn't started yet or the Sunday fall show. The sports station is not talking about sports right now. Yeah. Yeah. Switch.

Yeah, but they could pretend like they were. But I'm a radio guy. Exactly. They could just do that. Check it out. They didn't really want to advertise. They just wanted to be on something. I'm jockeying these discs.

Yeah. Isn't that cool? No. Cool. Have you seen this joggies? No. I remember at one point Brave New Books had a show on our station

which was like a... Like a bookstore? Yeah, but like a... What's the word for it? They were a bit crazy on the conspiracy theory. Oh, cool. Oh. They were like,

9-11 was an in that jab. Didn't Alley's Jones start that way to do? Yeah, it was just the local lost thing. Yeah, he did public access. Public access. Yeah. Jeff and Gus would like watch him and like laugh. And then now, I guess not now, but for a while he was a force.

Well, before no, I saw, I heard a rumor that he's dead but not really dead. What does that mean? Well, that's what's what's career is. That's what Tim Heidecker says. Oh, that's true. I have been hearing that. Well, before he, you know, pivoted and did all the shit where he tried to make money off of the suffering of children and become red.

Yeah. And became really red. He actually used to do the thing where he's like, well, the richer against us. You know, people actually used to, well, people. some people who watched public access were like, oh, he's actually a reasonable person. And then he went nuts. Both people who watched public access. Right, exactly. Yeah, he had a big audience.

Two. Two. They doubled their numbers. Somehow, like, how do you mark that, you know? Like, is it really doubling if it was zero? If it's public access, aren't they just based on what kind of money you're bringing in at that point? Yeah, I think that's all they care about, right? Get it paid. When you worked in radio, Nick, did you have DJs who would come in and just get like hammered?

Sometimes, sometimes. Yeah, we had one guy, we had a news guy. He'd be sipping coffee, but it would definitely be strong. Yeah. If you didn't catch my drift. This is fun, by the way. What's going on over here? A lot of construction.

Was this going on our way there? Yeah, I appreciate it. All this just gets torn up. Must have been looking at my phone. This is in the video. We're driving on the wrong side of the road. Yeah. But on purpose.

Right. They're making us. They were making us. We had morning DJs who would bring a bottle of Jack and drink the whole thing in the morning. Two guys, and they would house it by the time it was over. We didn't typically for, because we had the sports talk guys, and they were on the whole morning,

so they really couldn't do it. Mars was a country station. They got to be sharp. To introduce records. I remember there was a guy who he dipped, but he didn't spit it out. Oh, ever? Oh, it's gonna be sick.

He thought it was a little rude, so you just swallow it. Oh. Ah! That is the grossest thing I've ever heard. Whoa. What the- That's hardcore. You got a meeting there and the other people who dipped, you'd be an immediate like, oh, so we're gonna talk about this.

Oh. Oh, God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Absolutely disgusting. It seems like a lot, like as an indoor thing. Yeah, it's a bit. It's a bit.

It's a little gross. It's just, you have, like, you get like a bottle. I just, oh my god. Yeah. I agree. Oh, yeah. I'm just thinking about that RTA I did probably like 12 years ago.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, where he drank out of the wrong cup. Yeah. There's a stringy pulled back. Ugh. Shit to kill myself too. Dude, animating that was, you know, that was rough. Cool.

But with New Achievement Hunter, we won't have that. Like, I guess we can tell us that. No, well, good. We're trying to get Nick hooked on Snus again. Well, all you have to do is get him a free one at a bar, and then he's in, apparently. We can talk about Polymarket there. Dude.

Hey, guys, want to sign up? Fuck, yeah. I could win a lot here, right? Yeah. Oh, Nick, you don't have to carry in any food. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, that's right. That's true.

His two giant wings. He made those the base and nothing else fit. Built upon it. Yeah, I tried to squeeze in where I could otherwise. TV's still here. We're working on it. Well, we didn't want to be here in the stink house last time. Yeah.

And it doesn't think anymore. No more stinky. That is nice. Now it's a nice house. It was so much better. It's back to nice house. I came back the next day last week to bring the trash can in. Only a hint of it.

It was so much better. It was like 90% gone. I was like we need to air it out like a little bit more. Yep. It was fun. Yeah, I was wondering. I assume because no one followed it up, the stink was gone. Yeah.

There you go. Well, thanks for watching. Thanks for hanging out. We already ate the food. Yeah, it was fucking good. Look, I'm making sauce monkey kiss, Snoopy. Whoa! Make him suck him. Yeah! Yeah, get the toast, get those tutsies. No! No, get me out of here! No! See you later. I can't look at it. Not the butt!