100% Eat - You Have Pretty Feet %% McDonald's Kpop Demon Hunter Meal

Episode Date: April 14, 2026

Our Heroes head to the Golden (heh) Arches to get the new Kpop Demon Hunter meals, which they were scared they were going to run out of, Grinch style. We're talking hamburger positions, food additions, dippin sauces, pretty feet, and MORE! New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm feeling golden. Get it? I'm feeling purple. He has not seen it. Good. I'm gleaning, stop. Here's the thing. Yeah, but you're not gleaning enough.

Here's, you keep going, the purple one is hunters. Here's... No, purple is demons. He goes, I'll never be it. There's the thing about K-pop demon hunters, okay? It's for everyone.

Except him. I think explicitly it's not for Eric. Yeah. Right. Everyone else loves it. Eric, I'm sure you want to. You want to love it.

I do. But you watch it, you just go... He's trying to love it in the worst way. Like, he tried to love that nurse in the pit. Who do you think you are helping me?

I've almost started watching that show. Where am I? It's real good. It's so good. When I started watching it, it was like... But it's one of those, It's just like a long, never-ending one, right?

No, it's pretty long. It's like... What's a season? It's only the second season? No, no, but how many episodes? I think this one is... Is it one of those 10 or one of those like 20 kill-me's? No, it's not 20 kill-mys.

It's about 13. I think I... Aren't they all half hour? I just think they're all one hour long. I just think I thought too much, it's ER. So that's what, 40 episodes of the season? Yeah, no, it's not like that. ER was crazy.

Yeah, ER's crazy. Yeah, ER has crazy and like what they produced, and that... Not ER. And then it got crazy in what they were doing. Yes. I always love the part where... Well, you have that nobody has been actor. George Clooney, yeah.

Get him out of here. Who will eat the fees? I just keep seeing that commercial. I think it's my kids watching YouTube and shit. How's a guy like George Clooney? Like, why do stuff like that? I guess why not? See, that's what I would do.

I'd be like, because it is like, George Clooney doing commercials? I'd be like, fuck yeah, I'm George Clooney. I'm doing commercials. Give me $1 million. Yes. I think there's no, there's way less movies now. And if he wants to do a movie, it has to be a thing that he, like, really wants to do.

And I think he's just at an age where he goes, I don't really want to work that hard. So Nespresso goes, here's a billion dollars. That explains why he did that Jay Kelly movie, because he was like, I don't really want to act. I just show up. I think it's kind of like, there's certain actors, right, like George Clooney. Like, I'm sorry, George Clooney can never be a has been unless he starts making tons of dog shit movie. Yes, yeah. If he doesn't do anything, then he's going.

But like, he's the hit... Nicholas Cage levels. Well, what I'm saying is so... But not doing that. But he's always going to be around. He's like a, he's like a Nintendo character that's like, yeah, we had a game in 20 years. They use you and everything.

It's like, they don't need a game. It's good point. Didn't need Metroid Prime 4. No. Shouldn't have made Metroid Prime 4. But before Prime and Dread, it was like 18 years, 15 years. It's pretty good. This is pretty good.

This is pretty good. No one was going. Your one to one is right. I think you're fucking nailing it right now. Well, I just bested the printer. So I'm feeling good. Oh, yeah. That's right.

You gotta know how to talk to it. And you have a good night's leave. Like Eric talks to that nurse. Where am I? Don't just answer my question. What do you want? It's not that hard. She can't answer because you're choking her.

Yeah. Do you want to know the secret of the printer? Yeah. That I figured out. Just jam it. Please. No. So, well, you got that. But then you unjammed it, but why I went to order for you?

So you know how it's like, oh, it jammed. Let me put in a piece of paper. And it says, I can't read the paper. That printer sucks. You need like 20, 30 pieces of paper. for it to pull it off. Or to pull one. Right.

So like 30 pages, it's like five. Yeah. So I just, I figured it out, I was like, I just put a bunch of more paper in. And then I went, wee! Yeah. I mean, it did it. That was my secret. That's fun.

Yeah. It's on my hand, it's all over my head. It's crazy. Yeah. Your mistake was not feeding it 80 pieces of paper. By the time this is out, this is old news, but Michael hadn't heard it yet. Hadn't heard. News Alert, unearthed photos reveal Christy Nome's husband.

reveal Christy Gnome's husband wearing large fake breasts in skin-tight pink shorts. Oh. With online fetish models. That's awesome. Whoa. Whoa. That's an awesome picture. Okay. Large fake breasts.

That's, come on. It's not, I'm not knocking the like, whoa, it's like, it's like those are ridiculous. That's,

I don't know what, they're like beach balls. It's like a guy with two beach balls and a shirt on. It looks like he's on a boat. I'm going to ask. I'm going to ask. Do you think it's because the dog knew too much? What does the dog know?

I'm nothing anymore. Is it that dog? I don't know. I'm just critiquing the effort. Yeah. I'm like, what I'm like? This is a long. Big time.

What strikes me about these is that he's doing this and he doesn't look to be enjoying. The lighting is so severe. He looks sinister. Yeah. There's something to pick apart. He looks like a bad guy from V for V for Vendetta. Beyond the fact of him doing it.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, oh, go for it. Go nuts. Yeah. But that lighting? Yeah. That shirt doesn't look white.

Like, that's my immediate reaction is like, that goes smaller. Right. And also, like, you got a smize. Yeah. If you're going to look angry, at least smize. Right. Right.

He's looking pissed off and smizing is very different. I have to put these balloons in, my shirt and be hot. I hate. Fuck. Fuck. The dogs, the dog saw. Are you talking? Are you going on?

The hammer was up the guy in the pit. I was going to say, I hope no nurses walk back. We went to one. We went to McDonald's. We did. We stayed at McDonald's. Yeah. McDonald's never left us.

I feel like we got drunk. Like, I feel like we went on and got drunk. Then I came and I sweat on the floor for 10 minutes. Wrestling. The printer. We're recording. this the day after our previous episode. So usually we're just week

to week because we don't like putting a ton of space between it. But Jordan got really excited about the K-pop demon hunter menu at McDonald's and we've wanted to foster that. So we said let's yes, Jordan, let's do it. Yeah, you are. I mean, my main concern with this was the fact that I was interested

in it. My concern is everyone else was going to be so excited about it. Like the Grinch fucking shaking fries. Right. Everyone else, not us. The world. And they were going to be unavailable by the time we were going to do the episode. So I suggested we just do one because it came out yesterday, March 31st.

It was April 1st, gotcha. Yeah. This was all a big prank. And so I was like, there's no way. The joke was on us at McDonald's. It felt like it was April Fool. God damn. I feel like by Friday, they're going to be running out of this stuff.

Like the fact that we got one of each sauce, like, for all of us. We got it. Yeah, we got, yeah. We actually got it. We actually got the first surprise. Yep. And the McFlurdy. It took all day.

It took all day. In all their efforts. What you're saying is... They were probably stealing the Han moon back there. Good, good plan. Yeah. Got it quick. Yep.

How do you feel it his narrative of little little Jordan wanted it so, so bad? And we said he could have it. That's actually what it is. That's what it is. That's what happened. We aren't interested in it. Right. You know what I'll do it for you because you really, really wanted it.

You know what's happened? The tall shirt's going to his head. He came up with this while he just sits at home. He takes pictures of himself in the mirror. We're in a tall shirt. Tall and big. He's tall. He'll let Jordan.

My tall shirt is going to my long brain. I don't believe for a second that like the reason that I like me bringing it up. Yeah. And like it being my idea. It's because you love it so so much. Well I mean, I wanted to go get those chalupas way more and we never got those. Nah, I don't think so.

He didn't have a tall shirt yet. Yeah. Oh, I would have eaten those. You'll eat anything. No shit. Oh yeah. You say all. You got to be there.

The giant mouth from the corner. If only they knew I Nick wanted it It would have changed everything They didn't know It could have They didn't know That's when Nick had too much pull Everything was the Nick pick

Nick Nick Nick showed us a new Torchese taco It kept saying it looks good It looks like dog food It's a fucking it looks like dog food I'm in the middle I'm in the middle there right But I didn't even get to

You guys were talking about it Then you're like Hey Michael let me get your opinion Showed it to me And it's just Nick reinserting his original opinion It's like no I'm telling you shut the fuck It's good And you're like look at shit

And I was like I mean it is it looks like It looks strange to have American cheese on torches. Like, yeah, but it's good. Cheese is good. Now you're just arguing that a cheeseburger is good. Right. I'm just saying it does look strange.

Was taco. I'm not going to say it looks great. It looks like shit. But also, their good tacos look like shit. Yeah, it was good. I didn't say it tastes bad. Nick, don't you say it looks shit. Don't you say it looks bad.

It looks like a fucking mess. Don't say it looks bad. Just don't say. I mean, it doesn't look like a good taco. But I'm willing to accept it might taste like a very good taco. And that's not good enough for me. Yeah, I don't think it looks like it tastes like a very good taco. I don't know.

I mean, I like torches. But here's the thing I will say, though, even if it tastes like shit, even if it looks like shit, I'm excited about that because I'll get that. Like I like all those ingredients. I'm always, I always want to try their taco of the month, but it's like some shrimp shit. Or some like pickled, like, there's like five ingredients I don't want. And I'm like, if I take it all out, then what's the point of getting? So I like anytime I see a thing

I'm like oh shit I'll actually try that I'll try hamburger meat taco Yeah I guess it all just comes down I've been using it I mean no Chris levels But I've probably used it 12 15 times Wow It's pretty good

I guess it all just comes down to If Nick would eat it He would That's really the deciding factor Who could have guessed Yeah What won't he? Uh huh that's the joke

I'll tell you what he doesn't want That fucking stupid McFlurrie Shit I don't want this I was surprised. I was surprised. The fucking levels of him just being like, this book, flurry sounds awful.

Blueberries, blah. Who cares? Wait forever. It's not I'm wanting to be good. It's fruit in it. It's fruit. You took a bite and went, oh!

Dead serious. No, I didn't do that, did I? Yeah, you did. In the car? You did. You were the first noise of extreme jubilation. You know, it was a big sound

because if he doesn't remember doing it, it's because he blacked out it was such a big sound. Oh! It was immediate. I'll give Nick, Nick's like, I was mistaken. I was wrong.

I thought it was the only time Nick will admit being wrong is when he is. It's too of food. No, not a person. I was wrong, McFluoria. I'll always admit when I'm wrong. That's so funny.

Strangely. Strangely. Yeah, when I'm wrong, okay. Oh, man. Nick would never gaslight food. Yeah. No, that's like,

that's like his like refuge. He loves that. that. Oh, man. That's the relationships he cherishes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like purgatory in there too. We were it. So we went into the McDonald's. I was fast. I was like I was literally, my soul was leaving my body. It was literally 30 minutes. It really was. We got out of the car. Also, we went to a different McDonald's. We did. We went to the one that we hadn't been. Yeah. The one we usually go to fucks us. Yeah. So we went to another one. We're like, hey, we're going to mix it up. We got out of the car.

As we're getting out of the car, I told Nick, I get those points ready. Get the phone starts. going through it. It's a dead zone. We're walking up to the door and he just starts going, come on, come on, come on. It's a dead zone.

He's hitting the thing or whatever. He walks up, he has the code. He puts it in. Sorry, this didn't work. And he's like, what the fuck? And he, like, backs out of it. Put it in again. Sorry, it doesn't work.

And he's like, ah, he scans the QR code. Sorry, it doesn't work. And then he walks over. I got these photos of him putting it in and being so dejected. You have his, his heads on the machine. So then he walks over to the other machine. He tried every single,

tried it, didn't work, walked over to the other side of that machine, tried it, didn't work, walked over to the other side of our machine, tried it, didn't work, and Michael went, Michael put in his code, didn't work.

It didn't work. Could not believe it. The system was down, yeah. So something was wrong, but we got the order in. I said in that moment, like, this is the closest

Nick's got to a win. Of like, he still didn't get it to work, but it wasn't only him. Right. That's still better than usual. Yep, yeah. Half win.

So, right. So someone else losing is like me kind of winning. So we got all this order in. We gave Nick the receipt so we could input the points. Which, even that, by the way. We don't know if that worked or not. We didn't talk about it, whatever, whatever.

We were like, fuck it. You just said, fuck it. I'm going to order. You ordered it. And then you got the receipt and went, oh, Nick. And he went, oh. And he grabbed it. It's so fast.

It was like a raptor because I went, I went, I almost got your fingers. Yeah. He was like. You're all right. You're all right. You're fine. He keeps saying no. Like it's something he didn't.

do. No, you're okay. But I appreciate, he's admitting he did it. Yes, but he did it well. Exactly. That's it. Yeah. No fingers were in danger. You're fine. Yeah. Don't insult his technique. Don't insult his snatching technique. And so, so he grabbed it. He put in the code. He snatched it. Um, and then he, uh, nothing's happened. And then we waited for 30 full. Yeah. Minutes. And I, and we're not, this is not a you review exaggeration. Nope. There was a point where I said, how long have we been here? And we had a very easy route to timestamp through our lives of like, I was like, Eric, when was your phone going off nonstop? Because that's when we walked in.

From buying the food at that point, it was like 22 minutes, whatever. It was 30 actual minutes. Yep. To get our food from the time of ordering. So I would say the shenanigans of the machine was at least another five minutes. So we were probably in that store for 35 minutes. Yep. And Michael.

Which is just so long. Yeah. When we're just standing and waiting. Because unlike insane people, there's nothing we can do. It just takes that long. Yeah. It's not 30 minutes of us being like, this is bullshit.

You just sit there and wait until you get your food. That's like we can go behind the counter. Well, you think, you think everyone who goes to a fast food place thinks that. So it's 30 minutes of us just settled in, just going, look at that guy over there. Yeah.

Look at that guy. It went on forever. You guys are seeing guys, man. It turns into a point too where it's like, it's no longer funny that we're waiting and it's just like, we're just still waiting. Yes. I think one point Michael was like,

there's a baby over there. there who's grown up and died. I thought we've been here. Michael, I think, pointed out in like minute 12, he went, Sherer waiting for just chicken nuggets. Well, it was a double thing too, where it's like for us,

that's taking forever. And, you know, a lot of times we do the show, it's like, I'll be honest, it's not, I wonder if the food's going to be good or not. It's usually we know it's going to be bad. But they're still like, what's going to be bad? Or what's this crazy? I'm just like, I mean, we don't have that.

We're getting chicken nuggets. Yeah. And hopefully we get the sauce. And boy, if we don't, it's literally nothing. Yeah. So that was like kind of out. There was no anticipation of like, oh, it's going to be crazy. So I'm just like, oh, man, we're waiting forever for chicken night.

I bought tickets to see Mario while I was there. Like to go with my kids. And Nick's like, oh, shit, I got to get mine. No, no, no. We were standing there every so long. I go, I go, I'm going to have to tell the kids we're not going to make it to Mario. And Harry takes the bait because he both, because it came out today. Oh, what time you're going?

I go, 4.30 tomorrow. It was so good. I've patted myself. It was very good. We were there for a really, really mind-numingly long time. When we got the McFlurries,

oh, dude, we got them in the car. They were the first thing I saw, I was like, okay, how long have they been sitting there? Dude, that's why I've been bitched before about it. Yep. They made those in five minutes.

Absolutely. Yeah. And they're like, now they'll sit those there and wait for their food to come out. So what took so long? I have no idea. And then, like, we got in the car and we all went like, okay, we have to eat some of this down because he's going to spill and splash everywhere.

Top 20% was just liquid. Crazy. Which I, oh, I feel it now, by the way. Oh, yeah. Did you take a lactate? No. I didn't have one on me then. We had to eat them in the car.

I didn't bother bringing it up because we had to eat because of the spill. Dude, I went, fuck. His fate was still. I did. You guys didn't mention it. I didn't bring it up. It's bad. This isn't even my choice.

Yeah. I can't have a spill. Yep. It's got the cat on it. What's the cat all about? Yeah. The derpy cat or whatever, yeah. That's not his name.

That's his name. It's like the nickname for him. Oh, I don't, he's got a name, right? I don't remember it something. I don't remember the name. These guys don't know anything about K-pop demon hunter. I just remember the bird. Cool bird.

Whatever. Dude. Huntrix? The Huntricks? That's their name? I didn't know that was that. It's another time sand situation. It is.

It seems weird that that's the name of their band. That's not a very good band name. It's with a net. tricks. Yeah. No, I understand. That's cool.

X's are cool. Yeah, I just don't think it's like a cool. I just don't think it's like a cool of like band name. Yeah. Hall and Oates. Yeah.

Good band. Yeah. Crazy about haul and Oats. Hall and Oats is what people called them. On every album, it's all, it's their full names. Mm.

Well. I don't think they considered themselves. I don't think Hall and Oats considered themselves haul and oats. I think that they were full name guys. Fine. England, Dan and John Ford Coley. England Dan?

I swear I'll leave. I swear I'll just walk out of here. That's a band. England Dan? Why are you looking at me? I didn't know what the hell are you even talking about. I don't either. I don't know what he's talking about.

Who's England Dan? And John Furbukoli. Yeah, John Furgoly. Who is he making fun of? You, fool. Got him. I think. Who's England Dan?

Are you saying England Dan's in a band or they're in Hall of Notes? What are you saying? No, they're in their own band. It's their own band. And called England Dan and John Fort Colet. You're saying that, so that's a good band name? No, I'm making fun of him. He's saying Hunterx is a bad one.

And it's working. Boy, I got got. I'm going to go back to McDonald's. Michael's going to go back to bed. You're playing. You know who they are. I'm awake now. No, I usually, this is where I live.

There's no going back to bed for me. Once he's up, he's up. This is the cold grip of reality. There they are. There's England. And John Fogaldi. Is he from England? You have them on your playlist.

Cool. All right. You're fucking poser. Yeah, I don't know what he's talking about. Well, now I'm on next side. I've never heard of him. He's got him on his playlist. Who's England Dan?

What's the song? I'd really love to see you tonight. Oh. That's by England Dan. And John Ford Coley. What are you cut? Nick's Red again. Colie?

Yeah, John Ford Coley. Yeah. Is that three names? Yeah. That's too many names in a bang. It's two people and they've got five names. I hear you, man. I'm going to make you guess hamburger positions.

The point being you made fun of Hunt tricks. Is England? Number one, in and out. I was going to say, what does he mean by that? Number two, upside down. Yeah. Guys, forget the commissue trick. Have you read hamburger positions?

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You know all about McDonald's, don't you know all about McDonald's. I say we just, I'm breaking up. in the audience into where I'm at right now. Nick, have you seen? Into the world of England, Dan? Yeah. Have you seen the Cape Huss? Welcome to fucking purgatory, dude.

England, Dan, in the hamburger positions? Oh, my God. Well, that's like, I wish I were drunk right now. That's like a rolled doll story. Where are you going? What are you doing? Oh, you got booze? Yeah.

You got twisted teas. I could do a tweet. Did we ever crack into that mountain deal we got for free? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not yet. Not yet.

Not yet. What do you mean? I mean, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He was screaming. I'm just going on him. Yep, right. Yeah.

You shouldn't do that. That's, that's, that's, that's unreliable narrator. Don't listen to him. Peach is my least favorite. Oh, Palmer, man. Sorry to hear that. Drink two to get through it faster. For him.

Do it for Nick. Two peach? Yeah. I was like, drink two at a time, it's double the gross. Peach is in my favor. That's how let it care. Drink two of them. Right.

Drink the first one, the second one will taste better. I'm saying there's other flavors. There's other flavors in there. Oh. That's what I'm saying. Nice. It was just the one at the top. Just drink all the ones you don't like. Nice.

Well, it takes better out to the first one. I think it's my turn to go. How are you doing it over there, John Focoli? I'm glad at least we're at least 20 minutes into this because this can just be the episode. Like if this were five minutes, we'd have the course correct. But it's now at least one third of it. Yeah.

So people are just, you're in for it, dude. I don't need to get. You're trapped in the McDonald's with us. We're going to get back to the facts, but I'm not turning this around. We're going to be at this level for the, next 40 minutes. This is the boat that we're sailing in. Dude, I can't even see land anymore.

I don't give his shit. It's like, we have to get, fuck it. Who's on this boat with us? Oh, no, it's Captain England, damn.

Oh, no. There was a guy. It's also your fault too because you started me off. I'm trying to compose myself. And you go, hey, welcome the show. Bam,

look at this picture of Christy young husband. It's her hot husband. Yeah, I agree. It's Eric's fault. Oh, I thought he was agreeing that it was her hot. The thing, you set us on this.

chorus. There's also, there was this guy at McDonald's. Oh. Because I was just bored. I was just looking around. Wait, dude. I didn't feel like playing with my phone. I was just life watching. Yeah. This is humanity right here. People watch. This is everyday humanity. Drink it in. Dude, every 30 seconds, probably less.

Mom! Mom! Because there was the adjacent hallway leading to the play place. And I was like, you guys are hearing that, right? I'm just mean. And there's a beep. It was nowhere near the beep It was not dragging the box. But there was like a beep. Yep.

That kid. There was this guy. Because there's tons of people standing around just waiting to pick up like Uber orders and stuff. We were further back away from the counter. And there was this guy at the counter and I look at him and I'm staring. I look at it. And I said to Nick, I was like, that's just like a, it's just an interesting looking human being over there.

Like look at this guy. Like he was just fascinating in that like, that doesn't look like me. We're the same species. We're the same kind of thing. And it was a thing where like. the guy, he was the way he was standing, his back was like weird. He wasn't that big of a man.

He had like a little gut, but his up, his neck and head was huge. Like three times proportionate to his body. And I'm like, how do you get like that? I don't know. And I'm just like, Nick, this guy is like, it looks just like a drawing. And also he was wearing like a bright red shirt

and like shorts. I was just like, whoa, your eye catching. And I'm thinking about it. And I was like, Nick, just take a look at this guy. He looks over and goes, it was like being with my kid like well I hope he's not looking over no no he can't see

I didn't say that I was just like for fuck's sake I'm like hey hey to my no but then we had a short conversation about it and he's like do you think it's around we stand in I'm like he was standing interestingly

it reminded me of like that's just like crazy weird looking people is how I grew up yeah people like here don't look like that and I'm like and I'm like No weird. And I'm like, and I don't look like that.

So yeah, I'm convinced there's a level of like genetic like, like, hey, that's your bone structure and how you're born. But like it absolutely is like how you live your life. I feel like I would look like that guy if I didn't leave New Jersey. Yeah. And it's not just like you're died. It's like, that's probably the way I'm hunched over. Or I'm getting in this tiny car.

It's the way you're carrying yourself. It's the way you live a completely did. Just like a life in New Jersey is so different than a life in Austin. I feel like there's a. branching bath at a character career at some point. There's another manual in a parallel universe. When you're old enough here and built, you can't ever get back to over there.

You know, it's like the Tomogachi, like they go one of two ways. Sure, yeah. And I'm just like, that could have been me. Yep. So many people I knew grew up looked like that. And I'm like, I don't look like that. I broke the cycle. Oh, wow.

I don't know. He was just, he was a, he was a fascinated looking guy. And then you showed me Christy Nome's husband's picture. And I was like, why would he? You're seeing so many interesting people today. Those boobs are too big and that shirt's too small. So many interesting shapes. lately. Yeah, a lot of interesting shapes on people you're seeing. It's exciting.

You know how it's exciting? These facts about McDonald's. You guys ready to learn? There's no way they're excited. Oh, oh, they're pretty exciting. Okay. These are some exciting facts. Dude, then there was that lady that gave us the food. Yeah. I'm not going to comment on. Yeah, I'm not going to comment. Oh, the guy who coughed a shit ton? Oh, there was a cough. Oh, that was after the guy I were talking about. Nick was like, Nick was like a cartoony cop. All right, let's see here. I feel like we just did McDonald's. Weird. Our last McDonald's episode was March 10th, 2026, where we ate the Big Arch,

received an average rating of 89.85. It was a month ago. I don't know why he was, I don't thought he was kidding. That was with our friend Evan. 89.85. Yep, great. It was the first time he had PM McDonald's, remember? Because you gave it a 90.7.

Yeah, I had, I've had that probably six times since. Nick wanted to get it today. We should have. Nick, but this is after we were waiting for like 20 minutes. Nick wanted to do it at the 20 minutes. one minute mark. Well, here's, do some additions. Here's a problem.

I said it as a joke. It was after that we're only getting chicken nuggets. And I was just like, kind of got like a big art. And they went, oh! Then he brought up once or twice. Where he's like,

Nuggets sucked. Nick, do you? I wasn't serious. Do you still? The joke was it's taking forever. Do you still feel like you could use a big arch? I would have curtailed some of the nugget eating for a big arch.

I mean, would you have curtailed the fry and, and, Flurry that you hated salt Licking? The season licking? That's what I'm asking. He was in the shaker bag and he was like, he would have put the seasoning on the big Lurch.

Salt, please. I tried it with one of the nuggets like Eric tried. Because I'm saying it, like you did earlier, saying it is a joke and then it becomes a thing. Jokes can be real. I'm over here. Jokes can be real. Yeah. Sometimes you don't want them to do. I like them as a joke.

Hey, everything's a joke until you do it for real. Think about it. Wise man once said that. Nick. McDonald's on the bleeding edge of tech is making a big push for customers to exclusively use self-checkout machines. Good God.

While moving to an AI-enabled drive-through, quote, experience. The Wall Street Journal reported that the goal is to boost order accuracy and spot equipment problems before they shut down a line. We had 100% Eater excited to order one million cups of water

and a working gun at the AI drive-thru. So the employee has to come on the speaker and ask us what we want. We're saving America. That's right. That's how you do it. You keep employees. Baby.

Yeah. Just pull up to the drive-thru and say representative. This is Texas, though. It might get you a gun. Yeah. I was thinking the way I would be like,

ha-ha, you're so funny. Anyway, pull up and I'll give you a gun. Academy is one mile down the street off their vending machines at Walmart. Check up the gun library at the Bass Pro Shops. The self-check out kiosk, I really don't mind the giant iPad thing. I hate how bad they are.

Yeah, they suck. Yeah. Right, like, exactly. You never take next number. Fast food kiosks are fucking shit. They're slow as fuck. They're unresponsive. Yep.

Makes me feel like a boomer when I'm there because they suck. I am on, I'm fixing shit on my kids' iPads all day every day. You literally have to tap the screen like five fucking times. Like they're terrible. That's what sucks. It's a bad interface. It's a terrible interface. And all of them are like that.

Torches is like that too. It sucks. It sucks ass. When we ordered today. this was the place that had no soda machines out so what you order is the drink that you get which is such a headache. So you had to order all of these individually

so we all got like the right drink or whatever. It lags just like... It lags so much. It lags like a full second. It's like trying to have a fucking conversation or do a podcast on Discord. Yeah. Yes.

We're like... Oh. Fuck! Now it added two. Yep. Like it's like that for us. Imagine people who don't use like interface. Imagine the people that we saw at McDonald's.

That's what I'm saying. That's why everything's so slow. Like, I know I can go in there and go, yep, enter. And I stand there and I get mad, not because I don't know because I go. And those things are going to use, like, constantly. I know. Like the wear and terror on them. It's great.

They suck. They're only getting worse every time you use them. Exactly. I feel like my mother, because, like, I genuinely don't ever want, like, if we're not doing the show, don't want to go in there and use them. And my mother wouldn't because she's scared of computer. This is 20 years ago. But I'm like, no, this suck.

Yeah. Like, just let me use my phone. Do do do do do order. And again, typically, I don't mind the kiosk when it's the ordering thing because we're trying to get something specific for like the limited time thing and it's easier than talking to a person or whatever. But we just did Jack in the box. And the woman who's fucking running in circles going crazy.

We just said, we want this thing and this thing. No problem. And she went, boom, done. And it was like, oh, so I need, we need access at speed that they can have. Yes, exactly. How they get in our order. That's it. You literally can't.

Nope. They're like not designed to do that. Yes. It's like they've done them down for people. No. It's like the biggest iPad in closed system. It sucks. Yeah. Dude, like $120 Amazon fire tablets are more responsive.

Yes. Genuinely. I know. I absolutely agree. They, it really is a bummer where you're hitting it and you wait and I can watch YouTube on those. Yeah. Can't watch YouTube on the ones that become.

How am I supposed to order if I'm, if I can like pay attention because there's no like coin. Yeah. I need the coin run. Come on, dude. What the fuck? Subway surfers. Subway surfers now. Where's the George Clooney at?

That's what I'm saying. Who'll eat the fees? Grubhub will eat the fees. That's what. George Clooney will eat the fees. George Clooney had a grub commercial. That's what it is. I couldn't remember it before.

I just remember there's a guy going, Hey, he'll eat the fees. Yeah. It's a funny commercial. I like it. It makes me laugh. It's funny, but like. They went for it.

It's a bunch of people dressed like fools at a table. George Clooney shouldn't say the words grubhub. Yeah. I don't need it. I don't know, but he says it in a dignant way of like, He's not like, it's grubbub. He's like, I mean, it's grubhub. And I'm like, yeah, get that bag.

Hell yeah, dude. Get bag. That's what George Clooney needs. You convinced your mind to drop out. It was him and his wife. Never forgive him. I mean, she should have done it sooner. Right?

Yeah. Next fact. I don't, I know if there's a time like, like, hey, that didn't work out well. But let's not sit here and be like, ha. I wish that never happened. Because then it would have worked out well. Anyway? No. We were fucked.

No. There was an attempted damage control. Oh, it's gone. Oh, yeah. It fell. He thinks I'm playing. I'm playing with... At a Utica, New York McDonald's... Wait, yep, that's next. At a Utica, New York McDonald's, officers found a 15-year-old boy with a serious cut on his forehead after he was hit in the head with a baseball bat during a fight which started inside and spilled into the parking lot. The fight, which resulted in one arrest, is part of his trend of increased brawls at that particular McDonald's.

When reached for comment, the police said they hope the warriors stick to their turf on Coney Island and stay away from baseball furies altogether. Yeah, it's gonna be tough. Did they say that? Yeah. Yeah, they said that. Yeah, they said that. They were the quotes and didn't need it. Why did they go all the way to Utica? They had to fight the baseball furious at that McDonald's.

Gang violence is spreading. They said that that one McDonald's. That one McDonald's in the park next to it is just, it's like fight central for Utica where it's just people. There's nothing else to do an upstate. People keep fighting each other at that McDonald's.

You want to fight? Meet me at the McDonald's. Meet me at the McDonald's. And they keep fighting. It had me thinking I didn't know where the story was going to go. It was like, who brought a baseball bat into the McDonald's? A gang of the baseball furies. They're swinging for the fences. They're trying to kill this 15-year-old kid.

Imagine getting hit in the head with a fucking baseball bat. 15-year-old, dude. That's, yeah, but maybe I'm not sure I would rebound from that. But maybe he got hit by like an 8-year-old, so it wasn't that hard. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, well, until you get to the majors, you're using aluminum. Well, I mean, yeah, but that's got a really hard. Yeah, but the baseball fairies have like a minor league system.

So they're like using like kids and stuff, you know, so it makes sense to me. Great, more child labor? Yeah. At the McDonald's, they welcome it. Is that where Karen went? Utica? Yeah, I think so, yeah. In the office?

Yeah. How do you think I know geography? School? I learned a lot about. Stanford? Stanford? I learned a lot about Northeastern cities. Like I figured out where. Yeah.

Yeah, I was like, Pennsylvania is real? Scranton, yeah. That's how I found out Pennsylvania existed. That's how I learned where Joe Biden was from. It all comes back to Joe. Was he in the show? He was not in the show. He was in Parks and Rec.

Oh, that's right. Yeah. He had a lot more marbles then. He did. Yeah. Speaking of Marbles, hit this next fact. Employees out of McDonald's in Hinsdale, Illinois,

threw a 95th birthday party for Charmaine Blesman, complete with her go-to order and a cake with her pitcher, quote, I love to cook and I love be with people. The non-genarian said of her lifestyle, love to come to McDonald's. Ma'am, you can't cook at McDonald's. It's a restaurant. Also, you're slurring your words.

All right, we've seen enough. Get this woman to Congress. She's already got AI. A-PAC. A-PAC. A-Pack. A-I-Pack. That's how APEC

Where are you screaming? That's how APEC is spelled I'm just letting you I'm just telling you Why are you laughing at the I pack? He was laughing at a AI pack Okay He was like, whoa! I said, why are you Why are you screaming? And he said it's fun I said it's funny Gotta listen. It's funnier than the joke

The joke is pretty funny She's already got APEC backing is pretty good 95th birthday At McDonald's. I'm at McDonald's That was the line who gave us our food today. I said I wasn't going to bring it up. She looked rough for 95. You know what I'm saying.

Do you think that's why it's me being nice? Yeah. It's why her chicken nuggets took a little bit. You're nodding. She was very nice. She was nice. She was nice. I do love, like, I'm at McDonald's because I love cooking.

Dude, I love to cook. The quote, I love to cook, and I love be with people. So that's how she says. That is the direct quote. I didn't want to bring it up to it. I was like either she said this or this is another Eric typo. I don't know sometimes. That is the direct quote.

I love be with people. I love the young people. Ma'am, you're not in Hinsdale. You're in Utica and you're about to be in a fight. You're about to be in D.C. Who do you think brought the bat? Shit. Home run.

That's why he only has a cut on his head. She did. Didn't hit him that hard with the baseball bat. Yeah, absolutely. That was a warning shot. Nick should bring a bat in next time and see if his code works. You should just stand in front of the tablet. Somebody better fucking help me!

And the 95-year-old woman comes out to help. I love cooking. I love be with people. You want to cook me? And the final fact, if that's what we're calling them. Looking to stay competitive in a tough market, McDonald's is launching. Midvalue 2.0.

We do $3 and $4 menus. Some items include a McMuffin, hash brown, and coffee breakfast bundle, and low-priced items such as a sausage biscuit or four-piece chicken McNuggets. Wow, four-piece chicken nuggets. Yeah, dude, this problem is solved. Pack it up for the day, Mr. CEO.

The work here is done. Go film another video of you pretending to eat the food. That should really rise the stock when you bundle it with four chicken nuggets for four bucks. This place is toast. Four chicken nuggets. is the value meal. Yeah, that's pretty, that's pretty bad.

Four, who wants four? That's not even five. Four chicken nuggets. Who's getting four? Four. Four, that's what, crazy would eat four. Four chicken nuggets is, well, yeah. So what do you get with that?

What is, what is the meal? Four chicken nuggets. Are you sure, though? It's not like four chicken nuggets. They don't come with two other things. It might come with a small fry or something. That's the bond. $4.

Yeah, and then I wonder if the four chicken nuggets is part of a meal. That's not the way. it's presented in any or I had to They should really I said some items include Yep The I feel like it's probably like a four chicken

nugget and like a small fry Yeah it is a it's an article posted by I think it's an article posted by The Wall Street Journal that everyone just quoted off the back of so you couldn't get more information you just got people reiterating the information that you already read in the Wall Street Journal so that was really cool

Which makes me think that I don't know if this is happening Yeah, I know journalism's dead. I know that. But four chicken nuggets really throws me for a loop. Because they added, they add, I guess the McValue menu they're talking about

is a thing they did on the app, I don't know, a year ago or something. Uh-huh. Maybe a little bit longer. Because it was kind of like them trying to bring back their like dollar menu type thing. Obviously they can't sell shit for that. We talked about it.

So that McValue thing, because I look at it, I haven't had McDonald's in quite a while, besides the seven archburgers. It's like normal priced three items and then you can get any other of those three items for one more dollar. Oh yeah.

Okay. So it's like cheeseburger's like three bucks but you can get one for three and then another one for a dollar or chicken nuggets like $3.20 and a cheeseburger for a dollar. As the second item. Yeah. As the second item.

So I'm assuming it's something like that. What are you looking at it? That's still not a great value per nugget. No, no, it's not at all. I'm just saying. I think that's what it is. I'm saying to buy one, add one for a dollar. Is that what the thing is now?

No, but the four piece is $259 outright. It's two. Yeah, but that's not the McValue menu 2.0 we're talking about. You're just saying that's how much they cost right now. So that would, I would not pay more

for the four piece. So obviously it's going to come with other items. So I think we figured this out better. We did more investigative journalism than the Wall Street Journal. Four McNuggets for a dollar makes sense to me.

Yeah. And so they're going to do it for like as a second dollar. Yes. It'll be like, something for $3 and then get it for a dollar. It's like as close as they can get to a dollar menu. And to me that makes sense because the value to me for McDonald's most of their food is $1.

Right. So you get Nick to pay the upfront $3. And then I would do the $1. Well, that's beyond $1. That would ever be you doing it to Nick. Yeah, I was going to say. That's called a joke. That's not monkey money.

When the rewards come in. Okay, now he's worried that it's real. The joke you made, he's worried that the joke is real. No, no. Now he's saying he'll treat us. But now he has... Well, don't worry though, but you can't get the McValue menu with rewards.

Those are separate. You're on your own. Say? I know the system. It doesn't take this guy a long time to order on the machine. They're slow, god damn it. I'll get you a kid's meal, little fella. I'm not slow.

Okay. Okay. How many nuggets come in the kids meal? Four to six? You get six. You pick. I'm saying it's like 30 cents more for two more. The kid's meal's like whatever.

Usually it's 25 cents. It's stupid not to do it. It's stupid. A kid's value. A kid's meal, whatever. whatever it is, $6.50, $7.7. It's like 30 cents more for six. Call that value maxing.

My kids will tell me, I only want four. I'm like, fuck you, you're getting six. Motherfucker, for 30 cents. We're paying, the cost is already sunk. Yeah. You're gonna eat, you're gonna fucking eat four chicken nuggets and go, I'm still hungry. Your ass is getting six. Yep.

I tell my kids, don't ever ask for anything you're not going to eat, knowing they're not going to fully be able to stick to that, their children. But that's the one instance where I will tell them they're ordering six. Yeah, because it's 30 cents. I'll get out of here. It's like the filet mignon. It's like, no,

get out of here. Open my eyes to it, man. And then they said no more. Did that other place open it? I was going to say, the Durant's like Durant Sports Bar, right? Don't he own it?

The spider guy? Is it? Spider-Garantula. Yeah, isn't it like his restaurant? I don't know. I believe it was, yeah, it was going to be taken over by a Kevin Durant.

But I believe, it's like Spider-Man. His name is, his name is Kevin Durant and he goes by the Durantula. That's what I just. Which is, right. He hates that name. Yeah, and then the, he gets called it.

I think Spider-Man is an awesome name for him. I think he prefers Slim Reaper. What? I don't think people should be able to come up with their own nickname. I think I think if he says, I would say if he prefers something, I'm not going to call him that. Right now, it's not, it's no longer listed as Vince Young's. It is listed as the real world Austin House. Oh, nice.

That's cool. That's- What are you, sir? Uh, bad TV. fucking drunk fights and maybe in 20 years crazy white people our next secretary of transportation

yeah absolutely hell yeah when was that what year was that real world Austin yeah God that was trying to think what they'd serve mostly white people probably a black guy

maybe one gay person yep that's about right that's what they would serve Leslie man real world Austin was 2005 five that's

seems, I was gonna guess like 2002. Yeah. Wow. Maybe one black person. Hang on. It's 2005 and Austin. Yeah. Crazy.

Man, that's wild. That's a good one. But those are all the facts. So now you know about McDonald's. And real world Austin. Yep. And Durantula. I also, and not similar, but in a big

Lobowski like want to watch that. I want to watch that show now knowing how long I've lived here and how much I love Vince Young's. I just want to be like, I date over there. I will do it the whole show. It will never, like, I won't be like, I got over one episode. I'll be like, that's where the bull would be.

Another thing in the background. He's made of pennies. That isn't there anymore is the convention center. Dude, convention center. Dawn, baby. Yeah, I think it's, I think they, like, they're renovated. They like moved it or something. Yeah, they just took it out of the ground.

Yeah, it's got good bones, so I'm sure some of it's still there, right? Right? They did that fast. It's so fast. They tore it. Dude, they tore it the floor out. Yep. When we were dropping Evan off at the hotel, the Hilton, I was like, I haven't seen it yet.

And I was like, it's right next to it. Nothing to see. I had the car's like, that's just a hole. Yeah. It's like a big hole. That was like me living in New Jersey in September 2001. Where the McDonald's used to be. Yeah.

They moved it. It's crazy. I used to be able to see the McDonald's outside by window. And then after September 11th, I still could. I could still see it outside my window. The South by Southwest just happened. There's no convention. We knew we had legs.

We knew this show had legs. I think that still might be the funniest moment on this book. Yeah, it's really good. I really like it. It was also, certainly, it was a great funnier because it was like, this is fine. Yeah. But like, it was all very clever tongue and cheek. But it was also like, talking around me personally had the thing of like, someone in this company is going to get mad.

Oh, yeah. It was like, we're going to do whatever we want because you don't even know the show exists. You have no idea the show exists. You're telling us to do ads. You're saying we don't understand ads. I'm not going to worry about some fucker somewhere in this building being like I don't know someone we should check that out that's that was all I had running in this show

for the first several months I'd be honest I didn't even if I'd be listened to it or not, no, I felt the same way where it was just like we gotta do something we're not getting any other traction dude I was buying things I was threatening Amazon purchases the show was so much fun to do and it was like one as we talking about this

like the terrible terrible audience I'm gonna make sure they don't watch this or like it or know that they're welcome here Like I mean the terrible terrible Not the entire audience The terrible audience you come in your This is episode one we just started Hey I don't fuck you get the fuck out

Number one fuck off go away I don't care I don't even fucking anybody watch this Because now we have the good audience I don't want annoying shit I don't want stupid shit from every other video Spilling over in this The same assholes I hate over there I don't come over here

Fuck you is a different thing Fuck you fuck you fuck you We don't need you fuck you That was the start And then it worked It worked And everyone that's survived the initial blasts.

Everyone that survived all the carpet bombs were like good people. The second strikes. Yeah. It's either new people came after that or people went, got it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I should stay inside tomorrow. Got it. And then they came outside. And I'm like, hey, welcome. We got the good audience. Yeah. We got the good audience.

It's, they allow us to suddenly push our agenda and hit some time. Yeah. And then sometimes Michael's got like in the at the eunuchamp. McDonald's he's got to hit someone with a baseball bat in the comments of our Patreon. Sometimes it's just got to happen. You know what I mean?

When I got to do it once every year and a half, it's actually really fun. Yeah, it's fun. Every day was fucking. When it's every day, you just don't do it. It's just sort of. It's like, dude, look how bad I got this guy. I never going, yeah. There's getting the job done.

And then there's playing dead rising and going, I'll kill every zombie in the game. It's like, you just can't. You can't. You can't. They keep coming. Now it's like, well, who wandered in here? Yeah. I'm gonna have fun.

Hey, hey, let him in. Absolutely. Don't worry. I got a trap set. That's not a trap. There's signs everywhere. That's so good. That's, I really have no guilt.

I'm like, really? That's true. Yeah. What are you talking about? How'd you fall through the cracks? I thought we weeded all you guys out. Mr. Magoo. Yeah.

That's what it is. How did you make it this far? He's coming through like a, like a. Did you see what they said on lasting this episode? Episode 99? What are you talking about? We present that for 85 episodes. Incredible.

Oh, man. Hey, Jordan, you want to teach you about the food? Yeah, yes. You were like a brother. You were like a brother. You changed the print ring. Yeah, you're welcome. Inspired by K. Bob Demon Hunters,

the Huntrix meal is making its debut. The 10-piece chicken McNuggets meal features the sweet and slightly spicy hunter sauce that blends chili garlic and pepper and demon sauce a purple hot mustard sauce with hints of bold heat and tang plus a savory blend of

soy garlic sesame and spices with the Ramion McShaker fries. It also comes with a medium drink and one of six photo cards of the famous members, Rumi, Mira, and Zoe to collect. This meal will be on the center stage for a limited time.

Let me tell you about these cards real quick. Yeah, pretty disappointing. What do you mean? We all got the same cards. We're all friends and we all got the same cards. Yeah. I think they only have that McDonald's probably only has Zoe. We got the card and had the cat.

I think they all come with at least the cat. Oh, okay. And then we got Zoe's. Yeah, and we all got Zoe. So these are the sauces. And now not to say that Zoe's like the worst one, but like it would have been nice to have some variety. Yeah.

We got four goddamn cars for Zoe's. Give me roomy. Okay, this is the Huntrick sauce. Okay. This one looks like a regular sauce. Yep. Yeah, the hunter sauce. Yeah, that.

It's, it's, it's, you gotta see it looks like a sweet and sour. It's a sweet and sour, a sweet, a sweet, a sweet, a sweet chili, spicy, a little bit, that kind of thing. Look at this, look at this humming mustard sauce. It's so purple. It does not taste. Grimmis helped. Grimmis, grimmis, helped. Grimis helped.

But it makes sense because the demons are purple. No, I get it. I'm just saying. The bands on Roomy. And here's her markings. Here's the thing. Because she's half demon. I like the sauce.

I like both of them. Her dad was a demon. Even knowing it's a car. Not her mom. Great. That's fantastic. That we know of. Well, I think we take an educated guest.

We don't know. I'm with Michael. We don't know. We don't, anything can happen. The text was not explicit. Anything can happen. Think about it. So you look at this and you go, look, I get, it's purple.

Because it's a thing. But you're not. Not expecting, because I didn't know that it was going to be a honey. Had no idea what the flavor was. The thing is, even if you know what it is. Say, hey, look at the color of this. It's crazy. It's ketchup.

Yeah. You know what that tastes like. Well, they did that. They did purple ketchup. I'm just saying, it's still like, whoa, I know it's this thing. But it's crazy because look at it. Now it's that. You don't know what it is and the flavor's wild.

And I was just like, my brain couldn't process. It wasn't the flavor. It's like, this taste, this, look this taste. Look this taste like this. The vision to taste to brain. like communication was like I every bite I took it happened it never got I never got over it I was like this just

makes me feel weird yeah I don't like it like I would that would bother me in normal if it was just like hey man maybe anything is this I'd be like don't please it's a good flavor and this is weird man it's so purple I do think the my favorite was the hunter sauce it was good I think I think both sauces

were good I think both sauces were very good had a little bit of kick to it which was nice, but like, to me, it ended up, like, I feel like it needed to be more viscous. Like, it was like, it was not thick enough. It was like really thin. It was like, this one? Yeah.

The thing that really changed all of it up was that shaker fry stuff made the fries not taste like McDonald's. Yeah, those are totally. Dude. Crazy. Totally. Like, like, I know it's there's so the normal fries, right? They're not different. No.

It's just the shaker. Yep. Even eating it. It coats. feels like the fries are different. I had to, I didn't do it for mine, like, because we just did one back. And I went back and tried the regular, and it was crazy.

Yep. To be like, holy shit, this tastes like that. Yeah, with just like a salt, like, I feel like it changes the, like, the entire texture of the fry. Yeah, everything about it was good. It's not at all just like a dust. No. No, it's not just a sprinkling.

It's crazy how different it tastes. And I know. It clings really well, too. Like, it blew me away. It's also salty. It's very salty. It was good. I liked it a lot. Japan has been doing this for a really long time.

When I went in 2010, I had fries that had this stuff that you put in the bag. Because I want people to know that it's not new. This is just the second time McDonald's has done it. And it's like, I think this is going to be a huge trend at like the end of this year. Yeah, you said that last time though, and you were wrong. Yeah, you said that about the Grinch. That's what I'm saying. This is the other, they're doing it again.

This is going to be the trend. Yeah, but this one makes sense. Also, I don't think anybody had the Grinch one because. They sold out of it so fast. I'm talking about when you went to Japan. And you're like, oh, the first time, I was like, dude, this, this fry technology has changed.

And then I came home and went, they never did it. It was 20. Yeah. Guys, this time. Yeah. It's going to wait. Finally, it's going to click.

Now it's here. It's crossed the sea. And now I think it's going to happen. I think it's going to have it. It's a bag and some season. Yeah. And it made your food take 30 minutes. Yeah.

It will improve, like, if Wendy's did this. Oh, dude. Yeah, they finally season their fries. Fuck, it would be awesome. That would be, it would make Wendy's fries, Burger King's fries. They'd make them good. They give you the fries a bag and salt packets.

Yep. Make it yourself. I need this all. Yep. I'm already doing it. It could be really good if they did that. Yep. Yep. We wish they'd hired us.

Dude, that's what we need to get on the forefront of is because if this takes off, everyone's going to want their own personal, like, shaker bag. We need to make some, like, some shaker bags that you could just always have on here. Oh, that's a good idea. Useable shaker bags? Yeah. Not just the paper shaker bags? At the time of this...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're coming at a 12-pack. At the time of this recording, pretzel pub slammed the Monterey Ranch chicken. Of course. 74%. That's crazy that it wasn't more. Yeah. So we got to keep an eye on it.

We'll let you know. The next round hasn't started? Not yet. Hey. You know what I put up here? Mm-hmm. Oh. What is it?

I can't see. They're little, their little eggs. The little eggs the Iris made. Is she painted? 6-7. It's 6-7. There you go. Today's April Fool's Day.

and six flags posted. They've added a seventh flag because seven flags is better than six. Six, seven. Cool. Hey, Jordan. You want to teach you about more of the food?

Does my kid work there? I wanted to shoot myself. Hey, breakfast gets a remix inspired by K-pop demon hunters with the Saja Boys' breakfast meal. It features a spicy sausage mcmuffin. A sausage McMuffin with egg covered in spicy Saja sauce.

They should not call it that. For that peppery cake. They should call a Saj Muffin. Along with hash browns, a small soft drink, maybe a soda pop. Get it? My little soda pop. Oh, is that them? Oh, I didn't know that.

I've just heard that song a lot. Yeah, okay, cool. I didn't know that's what it was from. And one of eight photo cards of Juno and the rest of the play. It's the ultimate encore to start your day and it's here only for a limited time. Dude, I'm here for everyone. So we got the, so we have the one card in the cat. If we had gone for breakfast, we probably wouldn't have got out until after, after breakfast ended.

We could have got both. Yeah, we probably could have not. No, well, then we would have been here. But Jordan, there's one more. In spite of K-pop demon hunters, the world famous fries is entering a new era with Ramian McShaker fries. They already mentioned these. Think savory soy, garlic, toasted sesame and spices all blended together, creating a max umami remix for the fries you know and love.

Just toss the seasoning into the bag and shake it up and enjoy. Where's the fucking McFlurry? I don't know. Dude, I will say. They didn't mention the McFlore. I'm going to say. for... Nick hated it too much.

For press material that... For press material that sounds like every other press material. Right. Right. Every time we do the show, any other thing we get, it sounds like this. Yeah. They did that. Yeah. Those fries are crazy.

They are... They did change. What they're saying is so accurate where it's like, believe it. I was like, bro, it has crazy. It absolutely has maxed more flavor. It's a, like, like, it's a unbelievable thing. And it's kind of a shame because it sounds like every other piece of lie we ever read. Yeah.

Like, that's the truth. You told the truth. You actually did something. Yep. Every other description cries wolf. And this one's like, well, actually, we did it. Right. And they went about it in a way like, it just goes under the radar.

Speaking of change fries. Instead of going like, guys, we're not shitting you. That would have been my price with league. Yo, I know we lie in this shit all the time. Not this time. It's real. This time for a real belief us. It's so easy to gloss over this if you didn't try the food.

Yep. Alamo draft house changed their fries. They changed everything. They fucking suck. They're like shoes. They suck them. They suck. They sucked all their food, dude.

Go to hell, Sony. Suck a dick. Yeah, no, really. Quote, everything we do at McDonald's is for the fans. And no one can relate to that more than Netflix and K-pop demon hunters, said Alyssa. Whoa, beauticofer. Have I read this name before?

I don't think so. Chief Marketing and Customer Experience Officer at McDonald's, big things happen when you bring two massive fendums together. Okay, K-pop demon hunters and McDonald's. And McDonald's. Yeah, two fandoms. Yep. And this partnership was a natural fit.

We found authentic ways to unite our iconic worlds inviting Huntrix and Saja Boys fans into the rivalry in ways that feel true to the film and unmistakably McDonald's. Why'd you say unmistakably McDonald's? Is Huntricks spelled with an eye or is it spelled with a slash? Both. Yeah.

Oh, really? I thought it was always with a slash, but it did have an eye over here earlier and I was a little confused. Yeah. So I'm not sure what I remember. being true. I think there's no eye.

I think the eye is the slash. I think it is the slash as well. That's weird. Well, and the other... Because that's cool. Yeah. Yeah. McDonald's fucked up.

I mean, that's from McDonald's. So, yeah. They're not weeb. Yeah, it's true. Well, we have our review of the K-pop demon-hunter meal. How long? Oh, we've been, dude, we've been going.

There's a long one. But we need to hear from you to seven we call you review. We'll rip through this. Here's the thing. These are short. But, but, boy, I like them. All right. So Eric's going to read them.

Nope. Go for it. CJJ says, OMG, first of all, why is there only half of my drink in the damn cup? And they have horrible service. I asked for a half tea. Have lemonade. They gave me a half. No, no, they game me.

They gave me half a cup of lime aid. And they take too long with their food. They didn't even give me a straw. Like, what the hell? WTH. He posted a picture. He had asked for an Arnold Palmer. they gave him a cup that was filled to hear with Limeade

and that's it. That's awesome. It's so, it's so funny. That's actually really funny. Is the tea elsewhere? You figure it out. Can I get Arnold Palmer? That I believe they just didn't understand

and thought he asked for half of a drink. He asked for half and half. He gave him half lemonade. It's half lemonade. Half I see. He's like, you want two cups of half? The misspellings are. crazy. Damn, D-A-M, but

the D is capitalized, which makes it a name? Like Van Dam? The damn. Awesome. They have horrible service. I ask for half tea. Have lemonade. They game me. They game me. Dude, they always gaming. Really like that. You really like that. They game me. McDonald's always gaming.

They game a cup of lime. I hate me. They game. I cook here. I love to cook. R. R. Zero stars. But you can't do. employees are rude and unprofessional. Manager Norma, I think, was there.

And I asked for a refill. They only provide refills for the first 30 mins for some reason, question mark. She blankly ignored me and talked to the person behind me instead. I then said, excuse me. And she then ordered the cashier to get me a refill instead of her when she wasn't doing anything. Security Guard on duty here did nothing helpful. What were they going to do? Hang on, slow down.

There was grown men hitting on my and getting extremely close to me whispering, you have pretty feet, you're fine, etc. Which isn't McDonald's fault, but the security guard have encouraged it. What? He also was creepy and was checking out everyone. Worst McDonald's I've ever been to won't be back ever. Also lots of homeless people around this building.

Yeah, definitely don't go back to that. Okay, my favorite part about that is her going, I'm McDonald's fault. She's like, I got good feet. I mean, I got good feet. But like that talk about The raring the crazy thing And in the middle

Being reasonable Yeah Not there fault Right But also also Reasonable complaint Reasonable complaint That he had to stop

You guys I had to get you guys Oh I saw it comment Security didn't help it It's like slow down slow down Slow down you have to hear why She did it in the wrong order She sure did

She did it in the wrong order I thought she wasn't a security guard To help me The manager To When I was reading this for the first time, I'm like, oh, this will be good. She thinks security's supposed to help with the refill.

There's a man hitting on me telling me you have pretty feet. And then the security guard's going, yeah, yeah, yeah. The security guard's going, yeah. You gave me feet. You gave me feet. The security guard encourages it. Oh, my God. Yeah, clearly, don't go back to that McDonald's.

That'll just do the last one quick. Holy moly. And Amber A. Negative stars. The door dashed. that delivered my order was treated very badly when this location forgot one of my meals. I called the location and was also treated poorly.

The manager Chris was very unprofessional. McLeer! They had that one loaded. They couldn't work it in. They just throw it in at the end. What was the line? McLeer! McLean.

He, I can't believe he's McLeon to me about my briefie. I love that. Jim Carrey movie. McLear. McGire. McGire. The sauce is purple. They are, these are like so short and I think they are all so good.

Telling me. There we are. We got through them real fast. Yeah, we're right on time. The one in the middle was crazy. You have pretty feet. Take out the first part. It's like her complaint about what.

No, that's what makes it good. They wouldn't give me a refill except they gave me a refill. Anyway, the security guard was high-fiving the guys he told me I have pretty feet. I'm getting harassed and the security guard was in a good review. I feel like she, she like, that wasn't her main concern. It wasn't. The refill was her main concern. And I guess also why I'm here, I'll tell you about the feet guy.

That also sucked. He was wearing a monkey mask. And then, and then. Yeah, that was the security guard. Yeah. He just kept going, ooh. Yeah. It's fun.

Which is it McDonald's fault? Although her fight on. Just want to be clear. Not just lost over. Also, her final note. Also, lots of homeless people. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Well, because there's a lot of like outrage and outrage and outrage. Not McDonald's fault. All cats. Also homeless people are everywhere. Yeah. Oh, dude. Yeah, that's a great one. They're really.

I give that zero star review five stars. Yeah. Absolutely. And you needed the first half. Yes. Because if it was just the back half, it would have been like, man, this poor woman. Yeah. But now it's, but now she kind of made it funny.

The thing about the refill is she. She knows the specifics about they only give you a refill within 30 minutes. That I've never heard that before. That's crazy. Who's keeping track of that? The guy who's looking at her feet. The security guard, he's checking out all the feet and going, bang, you're 35 minutes. Every time I want to have refill, they have to suck my feet.

Even if it takes 30 minutes for them to make your food like it did us. And you're there eating, it's not going to take you 30 minutes to eat the food. The other most inconvenient thing in the goddamn universe that like fast food places don't have their fucking soda. They don't have the soda is out. I don't know why that became a... just slow you down. That slows, how is that, like, good? Like, that doesn't cost anything.

Nope. Even if people, like, there's no good reason, right? Yeah. It's like wasting or stealing it. That shit is pennies. Yep. It's pennies. Nothing.

People don't do it. That is wasting so much of the employees' time. I don't understand how that's a good business. When everything is, nobody gives a shit about the fans. It's about the bottom dollar of, like, productivity and making it fast and I don't understand how. And we'll put the soda behind the counter. It's just like, because there's a world where it's like,

oh, maybe people won't ask for it. I won't, for sure. Like, I would go get soda and now I'm not going to ask you for it. You saved one cent for me. The majority of the population is not me. They'll go up there and go, hey, I want soda. Like this woman.

They have no problem going. And it's just beautiful feet. She wants her soda. So much time. I don't understand how that's like, why places do that. Yeah. It makes no sense.

And you're right. And it's like mainly like top fast food places do that. Like regular restaurants and shit, like Jersey mics, there's a still on the outside, fucking Chipolets. There's is on the outside. It's like McDonald's, like of all people.

Yeah. You guys should have soda where people cannot bother you. There's like 75 people standing around waiting for Uber food and then five people are in line for a drink. It's crazy. It's true. Yeah. The Uber like epidemic of like. Nobody like sorts the man.

There needs to be like a different room or something. There is no sorting and like it's just people congregate around the counter. Right. And like and people walk through that area to go to the counter. And most places though, like I don't blame like the Uber. drivers. They have nowhere to go. It's just like, hey, your shit will be here when it's ready. So they stand next to it. But it's just like, it's like, dude, they figure out Uber at airports. It's like, go down, go over there, go over there. Figure that out. The designated area.

Just put it over there. So they're not in people's way. Like, I guarantee you there's assholes that are like that people in McDonald's, they get mad. Like the Uber people, it's like, whoa. Yeah, but if I were, if I were driving, I'd like, I would wait for the food. I'm going to go sit across the restaurant. Right. It's like, I got to get this fucking food to this person the second it's ready. You're on a clock. And they just like, leave. And they just like, leave them know where to stand, but all over the place. All over the place. Everywhere.

And that McDonald's that we went to is so strangely laid out. Yes. It has weird pockets. It's just still so far behind how people order food now. Like they know it's drive through and Uber. Yeah. But they still just like it's not at all conducive to it.

The area where the... It's like a tiny section when it's like that's, but that's the majority. Yeah. You guys are treating the majority like a tiny section and it makes no. So we're the fucking minority coming in and ordering for a food podcast. Hey, go sit there. one of the tables. It's like maybe you should take care of the 10 people standing in line.

Like give them somewhere to stand. Doesn't make any fucking sense. But. Well, that McDonald's sucks. But we have our review. Okay. Now of McDonald's. K-pop demon hunter menu. This is the Huntrix meal. Jordan, start with you. The Han moon is sealed. We're all safe. That's good. Huntrix has saved us. Good. Because this food is good. Because they don't miss.

They stop the evil bird. Baby, we're golden. They stop the evil bird. We're going up, up, up. The bird is... Like dynamite. Huh? Is that part of...

Like dynamite? Is that not that song? No. Oh. Hmm. Eric figuring... You can leave. Eric figuring out K-pop demon hunters,

this is what it sounds like. Brum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. I like this a lot. The shaker fries were really cool that they, like, transformed the fries so much. The sauces. were cool and interesting. They are just McNuggets, but I mean,

it was fun to put a McNugget in the shaker. Yeah, I liked it. I mean, I didn't try to make it. They didn't really do anything to it, but it's nice. Maybe try licking it next time. It'll stick. Like Nick, eating all the fucking seasoning. He was looking to season.

If you weren't licking it, you were as close as you could get. No. You were, you were, you were inhaling that bad. That's not, you were like, I think the real star here is the McFlurry. That's tipping. That McFlurry was so good. The Flory was so good.

He wasn't licking. he was tipping. Okay. It's different. Yeah. It's different. Okay. The salt.

The McFlurie was really good. We didn't have. I like salt. I'm not knocking you for doing it. I'm knocking you for saying you did it. And then slowly got to saying, yes, I did. It's not licking. McFlurrie is the best.

We didn't have the press material for it, but that McFlurry under the limited time menu is so good. They were so generous with the portions on everything. It was very different. It was the fact that like, It wasn't just like a couple of the like, their boba ball things. Yeah. Popping pearls.

Yeah. On top. And but it was throughout the whole thing. And so was, yeah, it's different to say like it's Boba, but Bobba's usually like yogurt. Like it's not filling it.

It's like the pearls. It's like, it's like. It's like. Slightly different on the outside and they pop. Yep. Yeah. They're like,

instead of mush. Yeah. They're just a little. Yeah. They don't chew. They pop. Yep. Just so you know.

I want an mixture they knew. Yeah. But I really enjoyed that. I thought it was fun. Very disappointed that we all got the same card though. Yeah, that was bullshit. Yeah, that was pretty lame. The fucking 30 minute wait aside.

83. Oh, nice, 83. Dude, Michael. I'll say, like I said, they were just chicken nuggets. And normally I, like, I'm against these nothing meals. Yeah. It's like you guys just are repackaging of food and not doing anything. It is a little disappointing that it's just being nuggets.

But, like, there's so much stuff. I will say, this is like the one time. They made up for it. Besides the nuggets, every single thing was like different and like reasonably different. Like it wasn't just like, whoa, this sauce is like, oh, that just tastes like this thing. Like those two sauces are very different and they're good. The fries are crazy.

That's like, like there's no way the Grinch fries were close to that. No, they couldn't have been. They're the fries and it's like pickle. These tastes like completely different french fries. If someone had, if I not had this and didn't know about it and someone said, try these fries, you would have no idea. I would never in a hundred million years think McDonald's. No, ever.

Even if I looked at them, they looked just like, like that, that blew me way. And the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the flurry, not only good, so different. Yeah. Like, the blueberry flavor or whatever. Yeah. I don't know. I was getting blueberry. And then, like, because it was like purple, but.

And then both sauces? It was almost like, it almost reminded me of like a, like a cherry ice cream. Mm. Or like, or like a fucking, uh, boisenberry or something. Yeah. But whatever. And it was blueberry. It's just like, it was really flavorful.

The little pops were different. Everything was really different and good. Based around a McNugget, and I think this is the one time, I feel like they've pulled it off. Like, I actually prefer it was a McNugget and not some weird freak thing. I'm with you. They just went, this is the one thing, everything else is different. And it was good. Check it out.

92. Oh. 92. Awesome. I found something that describes it. 87.5. 87.5. Wow, just under the big arch. Yep.

Fair. Yeah. Fair. Very. And that's a lot of just presentation and pulling off like, hey, we're going to do some crazy shit. and their fact, the press release is true. Yeah, I agree. What does it say?

The Derby McFlury blends vanilla softs with popping pearls and a sweet wild berry sauce. Oh, there you go. Creating a dessert that's smooth, bright, and packed with little pops of fun. But be careful, because for a limited time, having one may cause spontaneous tongue-out selfies, Dirty style.

Okay, you could have left that part. Is that what he does? Yeah, it reminded me of like a cherry, of like a black cherry ice cream. Yeah. I think wildberry is a term of like... Well, that makes more sense than... It's anything.

It doesn't taste blueberry. No. That makes more sense. It's definitely a fruit berry. It's good. It's very nice. It's good. I'm going to be fucking screaming real soon over it.

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