100% Eat - You Want Puff-Puff? %% Bojangles Chicken Sandwich

Episode Date: February 3, 2026

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Okay, great. I need this. No, you certainly didn't. Hey, two episodes in a row of new places. I just realized that. This one doesn't get much newer. Has that happened before? The first two episodes, maybe?

I would think, I would think recently we've done Hat Creek, do we do Haddy Bees. You're right. You're right. You're right. There's actually like a long, we've been on a run. Since the end of the year to now, we've had more new places than we've had. Good, because I'm not going back to Taco Bell. Okay. Ever.

I don't know, let's not count us out here. It just did. Taco Bell has been on the short list because the boy, they keep adding new shit. Hell yeah! It has been caserito heavy and then all like this other. Now they have like a food hacks. have, yeah, they have like this value menu thing where it's a bunch of stuff under...

Value menu's been around forever, dude. Right, right, but this is... This is new additions. You hear about this value menu thing? Let him talk, let him talk. Kevin, you hear about this volume anything? Kevin, you know about this? Go ahead, Kevin, you know about this?

The value menu, they are... They are doing a bunch of new stuff, but it's all old stuff, and they're like, guys, value menu, under $3. Oh, yeah, I've seen that, actually. I saw an ad for, like, A subway pocket thing? Like a protein pocket thing?

It was like $3.99. And everyone's freaking out about it being $3.99. It was like, that's expensive. Yes. That's on the, that was on the list for Patreon people to vote for us to go eat. And they did not pick it. Good.

He did. I think I saw a comment where somebody definitely did. I didn't. I saw a comment. I picked the KFC slot bowl. Somebody said, they didn't want us to smell like subway. Yeah.

I mean, it wasn't going to go away. And also if we do it, we have to go back to the boss's subway, right? Like we have to. What? But then we're gonna go see the angry guy. I actually think we should because... I don't know. I'm not saying you shouldn't.

I'm saying we don't have to. I think there's somewhere in the odds of like a 60% chance that he's not there anymore. Oh, that's actually... I tell you what, he's not at the close one. I hadn't considered that and you're absolutely right. You're totally right. He's probably not there anymore. Well, because if he's not there, God damn it, there's a way closer one.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. Drive all over to the boss of subway. The boss in there. I'm going to be pissed. Well, we need our ride-alongs to be longer than 10 minutes. Longer than the one we did today. No, it was just long enough.

We almost did it really, really long. Yeah, that's true. Some confusion at this restaurant. Michael, where'd we go? The restaurant is called... It's on the other side. Hang on. You're on the backside.

Hang on. Bojangles. You did it. He found it. He guess it was on this side. Yeah, it is. Somewhere on there was written. And we ate Bojangles food.

Yep. Bojangles. We just got their food. We'd never been before. We figured, hey, we got to try this thing. It literally just opened. We don't know what the thing is. Figured, hey, it's chicken sandwich this thing and see what's up.

Chicken is the thing. Yeah. Jackin. It is so crowded there. It's snowed in Austin. There's black ice on the road. It's a double whammy here. They're saying that.

Yeah. I haven't seen the black ice. I think he's driven over it. I know you have. Where are you driving? Where are you going? You keep bragging about it? Yeah, bragging is so hard about it.

He has. He keeps saying it's there. But, like, I don't. don't see it. Yeah, you should have been there. Should have been there. It was actually, it was actually so cool. The black guy isn't around here? It's by where I am. I don't know where it is, but crazy thing happened. I was driving,

but slippery. What the fuck? I don't know what caused it. God damn it. I was driving yesterday saw a couple accidents. There were there was a car. I saw, I saw that car yesterday. We saw a three-wheel cars today. That was there. That was there since yesterday. It was either Saturday night or Sunday. That situation must have been like

this car like pile drove into the wall, like, with its front left and was like totally like it looked bad. A tilt and it's like you gotta think the person's just like oh I'll like fuck it. Like not right now. Yeah. Yeah. Dude I saw

um fuck was this Sunday or Saturday night. I think it was Saturday night I drove Saturday night right as it started raining. So before the ice was on the road it was getting cold. It was getting cold. That's where I saw like the one strike of lightning. Oh hell yeah. But on the other side

on the other side of the high highway. There was a fender bender and it's people like looking at it. I'm like, bitch, just forget it.

The storm is coming. Like, it's about to get so much. Like there was two cars and the people were outside looking at them clearly like examining it and I couldn't see.

There was no like, whoa, as I drove by. Maybe there was a dent, maybe or whatever. It's like, bro, this is where you just say, forget it and leave. Don't call your insurance.

Don't they're about to get ice to fuck in. It's actually just fucking leave. It's a great, time for that to happen because it's not snowing yet. You can't still get out. It was just like you can't possibly be exchanging information over this. Like I said, there might have been a dent or something, but it was

not like a major accident and the fuck the fucking storm was a coming. Yeah. And they're just like, the amount of times I heard sirens in the distance over the weekend was just like people are out there. It was cold. Causing problems. It was cold and wet. And it was, it's been a little tough to get around. I'll show you guys because this does give information. I went over to Blaine's house

I'll read his license plate Oh shit yeah Yeah I know that place Look at those little steps your take You couldn't fall like any more funny Okay like okay Hang on hang on Hang on

Watch me trying to get up Hang on Hang on He's surfing So that happened like yesterday Dude His whole sidewalk was just like That's like his lawn and his sidewalk and everything.

And I'm like, you gotta do stomp blocks. I can't slide your feet at all. See, now this is smart. I wish I would have known. So I was walking so careful through like the sidewalk. And then I got into his grass and I'm like, all right, I'm got. And then landed so hard on my elbow. And then Blaine was walking out.

And he's like, did you fall? And it was me Looney Tunes on the ground going, no. Yeah. Don't put it in the paper. Then I fell. You're a lunatune student standing up Yeah, so it was It's been snowy and icy

And then they opened a chicken restaurant Yeah They did Everyone already is flocking there You see this one This was blowing up on social media Pullback ticket ticket Yep

All right Hang on We're watching a video Yeah Oh is this Yeah That's so satisfying Punching through the

Yeah Watch I mean window Punching through What The ice window And the And the jeet

shit That's funny It's so hard to Dude, I watch the view It's so hard. It's so hard to walk on the ice. It's at 40 million views. Nice.

So they opened this chicken restaurant We went in the middle of the day In the middle of the week. Yeah, 130. It's confusing. Everyone's still trying to get in there. Well, you didn't think it was confusing when we pulled up

and everyone was in the drive-thru and then we tried to get out and there was a sign that said drive-thru only and then we got back to... Well, I don't think it was confusing. I think they were trying to trick people. The inside was packed.

Yes. Yeah, so what happened is we pull up. The line for the drive-thru is so long, it's out of the parking line. Also, we don't do drive-thrus when we go to these restaurants. Like, we walk in every time. So already hard to find a parking spot. No parking spots except mobile order,

and I just said, fuck this. And then parked the car. And then we saw, the sign. Got out of the car, walked to the door. Door said drive-thru only. And we was only a couple steps in the car. We're like, fuck. So we got in this thing, backed out, go around, get in, got in the line for the drive-thru. When we re-enter on the, on the enter here sign, there was another signposted that they printed out that said dining room closed due to icy ground. Uh-huh. And so they

still had that sign up. And so we got in the drive-thru, and then we watched two people park, get out of their car, walk in. And so, and so, we got in. And so, we got in the drive- go into the dining room and it was just four guys going, well, what's going to happen? What? I was like, we'll see if they come out. We were watching with binoculars. We were like, hold on. And then I saw somebody else sit down in the window

with food. And I was like, there's people in there. So they didn't come out. It's like, oh, we'll go and we go in. It's packed. There's 25 people in there. There were no MCC. Honestly, maybe take the sign down. No, I think the sign's a good deterrent. Clearly it worked for a second. The parking lot's fucking stupid.

It's way too small. It's very small. It's also in Mayer. Yeah. And that's why another reason. and it's so crowded because Mainer's like just on the outskirts of Austin and over the last decade or so there's people have been moving there but it's been popping up so still when a new restaurant opens it's slammed

like immediately because there used to be nothing there's stuff now but it's still like new thing because when you're in Maynard unless you're eating like at a local place yeah which is not that many you either have to come back in the Austin or go up to Flugerville yeah and so anything that opens in Maynard is usually slammed like when it when it first opens and yeah the parking lot's tiny as shit which isn't really necessary because there's so much space out there. Yeah. They just built a small lot.

I guess the lot they bought was like small. But when we came in, parked, had to get in the drive-thru. The drive-thru was so backed out. Like you said, it was on the street. We had to exit and turn down the street to turn around to then get in the back of the drive-thru.

And as we were exiting, we were like, we'll start the ride-along now because we thought we were going to sit in the drive-thru, which there was probably, what, 12 cars in the drive-thru. But they had a double-lane thing. It looked like it was probably going to be easy. But Nick's like, we should start rolling now for the ride-long.

Yeah, Eric's like, Do not hand me anything right now. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I don't fucking hand me. Get me out of this parking lot. Let me turn around. We were on the verge of a meltdown.

But then we parked and we were going back inside and I went, are you happy now? And he went, no. No, because I had to do all the fucking round and around. Yeah, but it was all worth it. He were done. Yeah, but he did it. Have you thought you were done? Why are you shaking your head?

Why were you shaking your head? Why are you sighing? The hard part was over. I'll say this. The hard part's never over when Nick's there. Before. For him. Doing anything with Nick is doing it on hard mode.

He is fun. He is fun. He is fun. See, when you play Dragon Quest, hard mode is with Nick is draconian. That's what it's called. You play draconian. When I'm with Nick, it's dragy mode, which is easy. Oh, nice.

Nice. Dracky, dragon and draconian. Oh, we're on dragy mode. Yeah, I'm on draggy. That's him. Look at him. We're on Drackey mode. He's over there giving you puff puff.

Just call them Zenlong. Yeah. My wish is to be done with this. There's a thing. Well, you didn't do it enough terms, bitch. No! There's a thing in those games where there's like, usually like big-titted women that I always ask if you want puff-puff. Yep, there you go.

And essentially, they never really fully explain it. They can be evil. And they do shit. Like, they shit themselves. Not like that's what I mean that they do shit. They also do shit. They make shit. Please watch.

New Achievement Hunters rage quit this Friday, the Michael Jordan podcast. We recorded it first. So do you give them puff puff? No, no, they give you puff puff. Yeah! And in the older games, it's hard to tell because there's just text in the newer games.

There's like an animation in Dragon Quest. Puff Puff. It'll fade to black. Essentially, it's like a massage slash getting motorboated. They just never show it. But it'll be like, yeah, it'll just be like, would you like a sensual puff puff puff for 10 gold? They say sensual?

They'll say whatever. He's usually at like a spa or like a... That's why Brian Gar plays these games. Oh, that's why he's always asking for puff puff. That's why. That's one of the wishes. It's puff puff. You'll have a tweet out of him right now. The dragon will give you puff.

Puff Puff. What should I tweet at him? Is it just, hey man, you want Puff Puff? Yeah, he might. He might get it. Maybe asking him, have you done any Puff Puff. You've been puff and puff lately? Let me see if there's like extra like spilling.

It's Puff dash Puff like that. Puff. Got it. you know like put put putt put can someone tell me what puff puff is I keep seeing it mentioned in Dragon Quest 11 is it a massage treatment at Brigh Gart Hey man you want puff puff puff that's it

The term puff puff comes from the Japanese Anamonopoeia for a woman rubbing her breasts In someone's face The term can also be used for a woman juggling her own breasts Again the term was originally coined by Kiri Toriyama and featured in chapter 5 of Dragon Ball This is such a Kirritoriama shit

Yeah I know that's why it's in Dragon Quest The guy is originally so horny. That's dead. He was so horny. Horned himself to dead. He died getting puff puff. Whoa.

Hey, what way to go? So it's like, Dragon, I wish for puff puff. Died the way you live, baby. We got to get it. I was like, someone asking. There's so much context in the game. There's also tons of women dressed like Playboy bunnies.

They're into like bunny suits and shit. Another occurrence. Do you want Puff? He's like, can you explain puff up to me? just puts in everything. And maybe they're in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

New Achievement Hunter this Friday. Ragequitts back, film classic style. And, uh, you like crackdown videos? Yeah, to be fair, I don't think rage quip was ever filmed that way,

but it's sent, the precursors were. Yeah, yeah. What got me higher of rage quit was, there's a thing even in Dragon Quest 11 where you go to get puff puff, and it's like, it's like,

it's like, no, we don't. And it's like, something's a miss while the screen is black because they don't show you and they make noise, and it comes back.

and it's like a giant muscular dude. Whoa! He's like, I gave the puff. He gave puff up? Oh my God. You got puff up a big strong man. Hell yeah. So both sides.

That's growth. That's growth. That's growth. Being a feminist is acknowledging that men can puff off too. Yeah, dude. I mean, he had big titties. The guy was like jacked. It's not probably not very soft.

Dude, puff up rocks. I'm about the. Dragon Quest might be good. Yeah, it's pretty good. Why did we just talking about them? Mom likes it so much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nancy, we know.

Puff, puff, magic. Do you see my kids? Did you know, did you turn this on? Or is it because my kids have been using color? No, no, I turned it on. Because we talked about it last time. We talked about it last time.

I said if we do something like that again, I will pray, but we'll get to it in the facts here. There's some fun color on this one. Yeah, there's some real interesting shit. It's like he just learned it was the thing. He did. You guys are about this? Do you know about this?

Can you about this? You're about this color prayer? You got to pay more for the cost you did. You're crazy. Colleen. I went to print this and the printer gelled at me. It was out of paper. There's so much paper next to the machine and the kids are just taking it out of the printer.

They do both. Incredible. No, they don't take it. They take out of the pile to draw. They've used all the printer paper with the printer. Right. Why printing? Right.

Incredible. Have you not seen the signs? around. Oh, I've seen the signs. Yeah, there's signage. There's signage going on. It says, it says, uh, watch out for black ice. Yeah. Don't be like blame. Michael showed us his, uh, group, uh, text with his children. That is 6-7 Sigma. Brain rot.

Brain rot. Uh-huh. Ha, ha, ha, ha. 50 emojis. 50 emojis. I just, I made the group chat. I called it brain rocks. Yeah. And then Irish changed it. I think yesterday. She workshoped. Yeah. Yeah. It really. I'm surprised there wasn't a skibody in there.

Yeah. No. They moved on from Skippy. Yeah, I think Skibbidi's over. I think Skibbty's over, dude. Damn, sorry. The movie's not even out here. She made this, sent this to me. Mm-hmm.

She's just Cap-cut. It's slowed down, we can use this. Yeah, right. 75% right? It's fine. It's seven-second rule! Which he always validated that. He would tell everyone, no, no, guys, it's fine.

Absolutely insane. It's fine. If it's under seven seconds. Oh, yeah, no copyright if it's under seven seconds. That doesn't make any sense. It does. Guys, what else do we know about Bojangles? I don't know shit about Bojangle.

I know it's chicken? How the fuck do you not know? You wrote it, bitch. I know about, and I know that it's chicken. That's true. Mm-hmm. For a while.

It's about right. I know, I know, I know more. I know nothing. I never even heard of it until you guys started talking about it. Yeah. I didn't even like the name. You were like, I'm not comfortable with that. Uh-huh.

No, I was like, you guys should just keep saying. Fuggler, Bojangles. It's a best. Yeah. It is bow time. I mean, I like the slogan. So, uh, Donatello goes there a while.

Stan Lewis, who we used to work with at Rooster Teeth. He's from North Carolina. And he loves Bojangles. And so he would always talk about it at work and stuff. And for a while, I knew that the closest one was in Alabama. And he was like, we should go sometime. I was like, we're not going. It ain't that good.

Why would we go there? They're in Houston now. Yeah. And then they started expanding here. And like, this is the first one in the Austin area. It is. It's the first one. And it took that long.

And it's crazy that they opened it in Mayer. Well, they're not going to open it in Austin. Like there are no fast. It's so long, Stan moved away. All the fast food stuff is not in Austin. It's all outside of it. None of it moves into Austin. It all moves out.

We have to go somewhere else. Austin is not conducive to that, which is crazy because yes, it is. It's just that the rent's so high, I think, to get these places in. I think, yeah, they're getting some financial decisions for sure. Yeah. Over in Maynard, I bet it was real cheap to open that thing up.

So I bet that was real easy. And it's right on that border. It's like the last thing in fucking town. Yeah, it's the last thing in town. Yep, crazy. Stop on your way out. Yep. I know that Bojangles, fried chicken.

They got really good biscuits. They partner with a lot of North Carolina-based companies. Like the Panthers, they're like a big sponsor of the Panthers. Sponsor a lot of NASCAR races. Nick's learning a lot. He's expressing it because everything you said, he went, oh, oh, interesting. I'm fun. There was a picture of.

He is. He's a Dracky mode. There's a picture of Greg Olson. You get 1.5 times experience on Dracky mode. Wow. And you can't die. I'm an experience. You live forever. Hey, he's an experience and a half.

That's true. Yeah, yeah. He might drop down to one HAP, but he'll never die. Hooray. But yeah, that was all I knew about it. And then they finally opened some. I had it one time at the Charlotte Airport. Oh, and I told, I didn't really like it.

It wasn't, it was really disappointing. And then Stan was mad at you? I told Stan, I was like, I don't know, it wasn't that great. He goes, where'd you get it? Yeah. And I was like, I'm at the airport. He goes, no, yeah, you did it wrong.

You can't get it there. Doesn't count. Doesn't fucking count. Also, have some sheer wine. That was the other thing. But also, I feel like if it's a fast food chain and it's at the airport, it's the same. It's pretty close. Okay, he's against that.

I kind of agree that it's not the best version. Because they, they tend to, like, bring in. But when it's fast food, what does the best version, what does that mean? Like, it's fast food. Like, I've had Dunkin' Donuts at the airport, and it's the same. So I don't know where... All the hood has to go through security so it tastes different

because it's been x-rayed. It's true. If you like that extra zing though. You don't have to put any sauce on it. Yeah, because it's radiating. Oh, this is a spicy chicken sandwich? No. No right away for me, please. No, no, no.

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I will deign to learn Hooray! Founded in 1977 As a single location in Charlotte, North Carolina Says Stan Lewis The beloved brand continues to grow Currently and more than 800 company-wide And franchised restaurants bringing its focus on food and folks along with it.

Fact taken from bojangles.com. He always cops out with the first one. I want you guys to learn something. 800 locations. They're a big thing. They focused on food and folks. I felt that. Yeah.

There were a lot of people there. And there were some folksy people. Yeah. There were some folksy people. Everyone who worked there seemed like they were very nice. They were working. And they were go, go, go. Yeah.

There was a lot of people like saying, excuse me, because there was like zipping to the table. There was nowhere for us to stand. So we had to just be in the way. That's fine. You were in the way. I can apologize for you. Their big thing is they have company owned and franchise restaurants. They have a lot of both.

That's an interesting way to expand. And they do, when they do Bojangles like, like there's like a biscuit making contest or whatever, they choose company-owned people and they choose franchise-owned people. And they're in like a different category kind of thing. So that way there's like no favoritism. Yeah, exactly. No favoritism.

You stand over there. Exactly. Guys, there's no favoritism. That's why we're separating you. Don't look this way! Bojangles' employees drove more than 2,000 miles from North Carolina to Santa Clara, California, to deliver sweet tea to the Carolina Panthers before the 2016 Super Bowl. The Panthers lost to the Denver Broncos and is widely considered one of the worst Super Bowels to have ever taken place.

They haven't had a playoff win since. Maybe call this the Bojangles curse, especially someone like Papa John. If you get what we're saying here, brother. I'm not sure I do. Explain it. Nah, Papa John can tell you. Email him. He'll let you know.

Email him. Yeah. Now, why did the employees have to drive them? I don't. I feel like you could have it delivered from like, you know. Could have flown it. Right. Or, you know, like trucks.

Must have been a publicity stunt? Yeah. I can't say that for some of it. But to lose in like the worst Super Bowl and this guys, we drove. That Super Bowl wasn't that bad. That Super Bowl sucked. It certainly wasn't as bad as that Ram's Patriots. It's one where it was like 10 to 6 or whatever.

This was like, what was it 24 to like 10 or something? It was so boring. And it was like them going, hey, we delivered all this sweet tea to the Carolina Panthers. And then they lose. It's like, oh no, do you think it was because of the sweet tea? It's like, well, yeah, you probably shouldn't drink. No, maybe it would have been worse without the sweet tea.

Somebody in the, uh, they would have been so, so tired. They were really energetic in the first half. You thought Cam Newton didn't go for that fumble before? Uh-huh. He had sweet tea. He was the best he could do. Somebody in the restaurant Somebody in the restaurant

Had a half gallon of the sweet tea I guess you can buy it there Nick tried it and was not impressed Nick was fucking His direct quote was It's tea Nick was hitting up The soda fountain

Yeah he was excited We got here and sat down You were getting ready And he went That was the first time I've seen Pepsi Zero Along with Pepsi and Diet Pepsi Whoa is that a big deal

Right But then he still had the tea first But then he started mixing the mountain Then he started going crazy for diet Mountain Dew. Regular and right, you mix both, right? Yeah, well, you start with a little bit of regular. You go diet and then back to regular. I saw him do that too.

It gives you the real taste with the fake taste. What? Yeah. You know when you want the real deal, but also the fake deal? Yeah. Yeah. I watched it, he was going to go nuts. He was like trying the tea.

He was getting the cold. He was getting the meldiv. Oh, you just like do this. He's doing the 80-20 diet. Yeah, it's not. That's what that means, right? I don't. It doesn't make that much.

Why are you shaking your head? You didn't even know that happened. I was like kind of off to the side and I saw some antics going on. I wasn't sure what happened. I was just waiting to get more sweet tea. I was just drinking the sweet tea. I just kept refilled it. I'm blown away.

A little bit. A little bit. Fun. Fun. He's fun. Drackey mode. He's on the fountain. He went dracke mode on the fountain.

He was yelling about the, to diet. He was yelling about the diet. You don't see diet. Every time he was drinking, he went puff, puff, puff. You don't see that. You don't do zero better. Yeah, he was saying, I'm feeling frisky.

You once puff puff puff. I got diet Dr. Pepper in honor of Gracie. Yeah, you did. He did. Yeah, and also you said you hated it. Yeah. Oh, it tastes so weird. It tastes bizarre.

Strange. I should have done, I should have done a little bit of regular Dr. Pepper. Yeah, it evens out. Diet and then regular on top. Yeah. It evens out. You make a Dr.

Pepper sandwich. Yeah. Right. And then what you do, since it's layered you drink from the bottom until you start tasting the dietic and you go, who you pull a song.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then you go, I'm done. He's thrown away. His kid is either going to go counter Nick and so normal or he's going to be worse. Did you hear about the antics that was going on at his house?

I don't know. I heard some news. I heard some news. Noam out is DHS head. What? How did he, how did he know? How do you get the scoop? How the fuck?

What the fuck? Have fun of El Centro. Bojangle's slogan is, it's bow time. Which would have been great if Bo Nix led the Denver Broncos to the Super Bowl this year. Maybe if he's not busy. He can drive some sweet tea over to Santa Clara to provide the Patriots. Sauce Monkey supports the Seattle Seahawks, but he calls them the sauce hawks, and we let him do it because we are kind to him and make a wish sort of way.

I like sauce hawks. See? That's actually a good bit. Yeah, and we allow it. Let's go to Seattle. And do what? What's Santa Clara? Yeah.

Let's go to Seattle. It's not where the Super Bowl is. We're all the Seahawks. Hey, Saucson, where are all those Soss Hawks? Oh, they flew south for the winter. Flying all the way to Seattle, I'm ready for the Super Bowl. What the fuck? It is funny that that was 10 years ago, and now the Super Bowl's back in Santa Clara.

Yeah, it really worked out. Yeah. God, I can't believe this is Super Bowl 60. Yeah. Wow. What's the first one you remember watching? Was that the Chargers one? In 94, that's the one I remember like vividly.

Was that like 25? Probably. And that was in 94, you know. So it was like a long time ago. Crazy. We're old. That's the way it goes. Stop shaking your head.

Michael likes that Andy Milanakis song. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You guys love him. Yeah. A Bojangles in South Carolina was sued last year when an employee opened fire on a customer through the drive-thru window. Even going so far as to lean out

the window and keep blasting as they drove away. What an awesome fact. The lawsuit alleges that Bojangles was grossly negligent in failing to properly train and supervise the employee. What were they supposed to train? Trigger discipline? If anything, give them a raise and send them back onto the front lines. Nobody's going to mess with the Bojangles.

It's Boat Time. It's Go-Time, bitch. Don't know what the altercation was over. Just started blasting. Is he allowed to have that gun at work? Probably. He used it. They took it away from them after that. But gold plated it and returned it.

Oh, wow. Before the Bojangles opened, there were rumblings. Before they opened. There are some brumblings that maybe they're doing a soft opening. Yes. Yeah, yeah. And so Eric and I drove by to make sure, and they

were training. Yep. The employees. How many guns did you see? And I was wondering, is like, do you think they had to add as part of the training. Do not bring your gun. Don't lean out the window and start blasting. Don't just start out. I love that it was the way that they described it in this article was like fired at them through the drive-thru window as they drove away, got other people at like they were like throwing people away and like leaning out the window and just get, get, get, get, get, get, that's fucking awesome. Just going crazy at the bojangles. But you got to ask who is,

who was it in the car? Could have been Papa John. That's what I'm saying. He came in saying that you all have the Bojangles curse. He kept yelling it. But that isn't what he was saying? It turns out that was the day of reckoning. On him. He's saying it out of a truck.

I picture him like a lifted truck and he's yelling to drive through. You have the Bojangles curse. And a guy just starts blasting it. That's what I was going to say too. I was driving Sunday, which like I wait until the middle of the day because the ice started melting a little bit. It was only like 35 degrees, but it is Texas, so that hot, hot sun was still like melt the shit.

The sun was reflecting off everything. So it was like, it was definitely clear enough to drive, but there was still ice and shit on the road. Every single fucking truck I saw was like, blam! Yeah, it was like, idiots, idiots, like, I'm invincible! Yeah, yeah. I was like, I can't imagine how many accidents.

God's dead and I killed him. Borgian. It's Borgheim. It's go time, bitch. All right, the last fact. In 2016, Bojangles launched an iOS app called Bo Moji, which installed a Bojangles keyboard full of Bojangles emojis like biscuits and people eating biscuits. Some emojis included, quote, like a boss and, quote, hangary.

Surely the most millennial thing ever created, and we should all be tried and convicted for this. I can ask cheeseburger, you can ask drive through bullets. And so what I've included. Oh, those are the emojis. The bomojis. The bo mojis. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't like Bojangles. Happy Birthday? Is this a happy birthday? What's in the middle? What is that? Oh, it's just candles and shit. Yeah. Yeah. Happy birthday. That says LOL in the middle is a chicken sandwich. It doesn't look like an O at all. It just looks like LL. It looks like a rectangle. Yeah. Cheers with a biscuit. Someone yelling, hangary, with a person popping through the O.

Frye. Frye with fries in the middle. Win! I think it's more biscuits? I don't know. Yeah, the biscuits are stacked. It looks like win like a slot machine. This one says, I'm back. And I assume that. That's a boberry biscuit? Yeah, it is. There's a little Gracie saying, yeah. That is a little Gracie saying, you holding up a box.

She's in several of these and they all look like Gracie. Yeah, miss you and more biscuits and food. We got to get Gracie to download the Bomoji app. I look and it's not on the iPhone store. However. What? However, amendment. You can hack your iPhone to have the BOMOji.

Okay. There are APKs online that you can. stall on your phone if you want to just start clicking on stuff. This would be very hard to walk crazy through, I imagine. Or very easy. You never know with her. She's like, oh yeah, my phone tag. Oh, I've got like so many keyboards. There's a watch shaking, milk shake.

Like a boss, like a boss with a man and a woman. Yes. It's bow time. I heart you. More biscuits. You make my world bow round. They're making the joke. They are.

All day. Biscuit can't stop, won't stop. And he's just holding a lot. This is Nick. He's got an arm full of fuck. He's in drachy mode and he's been crazy. Can't stop, won't stop. Gracie going hi.

Hi. You're supreme and, but first, coffee. Does Bojangles have coffee? I don't know, I guess so. They're fucking better. Stan mentioned something about their breakfast stuff. Oh, we got back. We have to go!

First of all, he asked us what we got. Okay. And I told him chicken sandwiches and he goes, I've never had those. What? This is a Chris Casso situation? What is he talking? What is he talking about? What is he talking about?

You'll love. his next thing. I've literally only ever had two things there. What? Next time How have you never asked him this? How does this not come up? This is outrageous. Next time He's out of drafty mode, bitch.

Next time get a chicken Supreme dinner with fries. The fries were weird. I asked him. We're flat fries. We'll get into the fries. They're flat. And I said, hey, why are the fries like that? Flat style. And he said, that's how they do them in Bowtown.

From the one thing I've ever ordered. Stan, I'm gonna beat you up. Oh shit, watch out. This is crazy. You better not come to Blaine's house and lay down on the ice. They're gonna fall right on top of you. You'll never get up again. And then he started saying things that don't make sense.

I've had it my whole life and have only ever gotten the chicken Supreme dinner. Why? Tendies. Cajun Filet biscuit or sausage biscuit with bow rounds. Okay, well, that's more than two. I don't know if you can count. Those are two dishes. What?

I don't. Oh. He did say the Cajon sauce was good, but we missed out on that, I think. We have to go back balls. He did say their breakfast biscuit sandwiches are good. We can do another Bojangles episode soon.

We'll do, we'll do breakfast. Yeah. We'll get the goddamn dinner. We'll have to go third time for the end. That is. Stan can be in town. What did you get? We got the chicken sandwich.

I've never had that. I've never had that. I've been eating it my whole life. What? He likes two things from it. And those two things he likes very much. Dude, I get the same thing at Taco Bell, okay? I've been there a thousand times.

I've had everything. That's crazy. That's absolutely insane. It's definitely a, he clearly grew up with this kind of thing, and it has a lot of... Grow up to be allowed to order something else. Did he bring his dog to work a lot? Yeah. His Shiba?

Kevin. The dog's name was Kevin? The dog's name is Kevin. Dog still alive? Yeah, Kevin. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Kevin's living on the beach.

That's cool. Beach, Kevin? Yeah. He's a beach dog, yeah. Kevin's Beach vacation? Kevin's Beach life. Yeah. Going away from the beach?

That's the vacation. Oh, I see. Yeah. I, the chicken sandwich felt like the thing to get. Yeah, it did. That's like, that's like I've never had the Big Mac at McDonald's. Yeah. Which again, that's fine.

If you're like, I don't go there a lot or I only go to your gym. When you say I've grown up with it, I've eaten it my whole life. Never had the Big Mac. Before Popeye. That's crazy. Before Popeye's had their chicken sandwich. Once the go thing get there is just the, right. But your chicken tend.

Right. Right. And so. I agree. I imagine Bo Jangles is very much just chicken tender's kind of place. I think you're right. I think before...

Stop defending him. Before the chillette sandwich, before the chicken sandwich, they were known for a different thing. You can like someone who makes bad decisions. It's a chicken sandwich. It has to be... Wow, yeah.

It has to be known as a chicken sandwich restaurant. Also, we had to order it with cheese. There was no option. We just said, came we get cheese? There never is. That's southern style. Also, that's the smallest piece of cheese. I know. I really couldn't even taste it.

It's mayonnaise and it's... pickles. That's all they put on them. Yeah. And then you can get a deluxe and that's lettuce and tomato. That was insane. Even deluxe is usually cheese. Yes, I agree. That's true. I think Chick-fil-A does that. Yeah, they do. They add cheese. They do. It's lettuce, cheese tomato. Yeah. Yeah, I want to pay 79 cents for a tomato slice. The fuck.

You know, I do appreciate, though, just looking at the menu, that I could very, very subtly tell there was a dribble of mayo on it. And that's what I asked. Is there mayo? And she was like, yeah, I think so, let me check. Yeah, there's mail. Get that shit off. Yeah. So we Hey, and he got it. And I got it. It was a roulette, but he did it.

And he got it with him. It was true. We had to literally open every package. Yeah. Um, yeah. Well, I don't know. Well, I don't know it was a roulette. Yeah.

It was just opened them all. He looked in the chamber. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Can we talk about the fries?

What the fuck? What the fuck is with those fries? Yeah, they're flat. But they're like, they're rectangular. Yeah. In like three dimensions. You know when you get up. They're not like, they're not like chip chip.

Like, you know, like, like. Like, you know when you get a wedge that's like hollow by accident, that's kind of what these tastes like all the way through. And they kind of feel weird biting them in your mouth. Because like a regular fry is so like, its shape is very conducive to just being bit. Yeah. You got to get the right angle on these ones where it feels weird. Yeah.

Yeah, if you bite it flat style, it's strange. Yeah. The surface tension on your mouth is, is. They were very much like fish and chips fries, but not as thick. But also smaller. Smaller and thinner. They were more like regular McDonald's-esque fast food fries.

They weren't like thick fries. They weren't like, they weren't like, square and wavy fries. But yeah. Really weird. But they were, yeah, they were thin and wide. Well, I thought maybe I just got a weird one when we got in the car.

Turn it didn't. Turns out, that's just how they do it in Bowtown. That's how they do it as far as he knows because he did actually eat the fries. He's had the fries. They are in the season. They put something on those I like it too

But boy, that's a salty meal Well, yeah, I mean there was seasoned But it wasn't like You know, it wasn't like Cajun fries No, they had They were like regular salted fries But there was a flavor to them It was almost like like that Lowry's

Like seasoning salt You couldn't see it looking at them They look normal style They're not like red or black But there was some There was something in there Yeah and it's that And then we also got the

The Bowberry biscuit Which again Staying recommended Very The smell Was like just kept Overpowering The smell was crazy

Yeah I opened I opened the little container And it just went Woosh Yeah it was like Whoa Very strong I closed it up

It would be permeating It smelled like cake Like it just smelled like blueberry When we came up here When we were eating it And then I went downstairs And came back up And it's like holy shit

You get to like the last step On the stair It was like chicken And the biscuits You could smell their eyes The uh Got some ice ratting around up there Yeah, I hear that.

Oh, yeah. Trip, drip. Dripp, drip. Drips. Everything's pretty flavorful, but the chicken was kind of like... For me, the chicken was very greatly, like, perfectly fried. Oh, yeah.

So crispy. Yeah, very crunchy. That's what you want. The bite was really nice. I watched like... I don't remember. It's trying to meet the stand through dog. He's doing Kevin shit.

Kevin also a very quiet dog. I don't think I've ever heard that dog bark. Hey, be like Kevin. Yeah. Whoa. I think you're still talking about Leno. Yeah, shut the fuck up. Yeah, you know, he always said that on the show.

Hey, Jay, shut the fuck up. Can we hear about that? That's crazy, Jay. Shut the fuck up. Stop talking. I got to listen to your ass every night. I had it. What the fuck we're talking about?

The chicken is very crispy. I will watch... No, Stan's dog, Kevin. Kevin's dog, Stan. I'll see the chicken in like the Popeye's commercial. I'll be like, man, that looks so like crispy, crunchy.

I want that and I'll like go to Popeyes and get it. It's like... It's not enough. That I feel like hit... It was... It was right super well. Shockingly though. No spicy option.

No, it was... If they had a spicy option, we didn't see it. I didn't see it on the board. I can't imagine the hand with it. People in the comments like, oh, you could have got this. This is the spicy one. Did you get that?

I didn't see it. That's not how they do it in Bo-Tay. If you're gonna leave that comment, you should, but also, fuck you! Get them! Sorry, I'm just also working off from Ridgequit. It's Friday. Nah's back, baby. We're moving to Fridays.

That's crazy. Hey. Thursday. We can get more into that later. You want to talk about the food? Let's look at this food. I wasn't sure what we were going to order, so I put two things. Okay.

This Cajun Filet Biscuit sounds familiar. All white meat chicken breast, marinated with a bold blend of seasonings and served on a made from scratch buttermilk biscuit, served with a served with Bo-Tato rounds, coffee, or medium drink. So that's the thing we didn't get. So that's what Bo-Rounds are. What the fuck is that?

I think there's hash browns. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's like a breakfast thing. Yeah. Bo-Tados. Did they do, they do all-day breakfast. I think so. Yes, their breakfast was up there. I assume to call there was a Bo-Moji about that. Yep, there is all day. Oh, what? All day. All day. Right, Nick, right above first coffee.

I think that's all-day breakfast. There's a BOMOji for that. Well, we can't go back and get the breakfast. Okay, I'm fine to that. Right now. We already did a Michael Jordan podcast. Now. Let's get back in that drive-through line. How long we've been going? All right, we can get it.

The rest of the episode. Oh, yeah. We are sailing. The biscuit, it just, it's the chicken sandwich where they put it on a biscuit. Like that, that's what this seems like, right? Bo's chicken sandwich combo, a juicy chicken breast, marinated in a secret blend of bold spices and hand-bredded with a crispy, crunchy buttermilk coating.

Top with two thick cut dill pickles and creamy mayo. Served on a toasted, buttered, bakery bun, and your choice of fixin and a drink. We mixed it up on the fixings. We did. You got two fries because, you know, baseline. Like, we mixed it up.

We didn't, like, no, it wasn't a mix-up. We also got one of them, we fixed it up. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And one of them dirty rice. The mack and cheese, the noodles are very long. They're long for elbows. They are. Yeah. It's elbow macaroni,

but they're like 1.5 times the size of dragi most time. If you on elbow and like an elbow macaroni maybe they are that length and we're just used to that shape. I don't think so. Very strange. But they like long foods.

They did it with the fry too, with the long white fry. So I also ordered the dirty rice just to be like, oh, let's give it a try. I fucking love the dirty rice. It was so good. It was so good.

You like dirty rice? I love it. You got any fucking puff-po? bro. Yeah. I know a guy. Hey, has you even replied me? It's Brian Gar. Let me check. Brian Gar. He's going to give me a No, let me ask a question. Just reading that that. Is the

blend of seasonings on the Asian flay biscuit not secret? Oh, like it's maybe it's like The Bochengal's chicken combo is a secret blend of both spices. But they only specify it's a secret on that one. We let you know what the filet is. We'll tell you. We'll give you one for free.

I'll tell you if you ask. No, Brian Garh hasn't got back to me about puff puff. Oh man, that's a long puff puff. He probably gives him a guess, I would suspect. Oh, wow. That's, hey, a little simpatico kind of thing. I think that's really nice. Whoa, a little bit of press material. We got some press material here that seems to be

about a different location. What? Opening in New York is a powerful moment for Bo Jengals and a meaningful step in our journey to become a truly national brand, said Jose Armario, CEO of Bo Jangles. We're excited to bring our southern roots, bold flavors, and hospitality to one of the most iconic

markets in the world and to grow alongside a franchise partner who shares our vision for what Bojangles can be. They're moving to the north. That's what I want. They're getting out of the South, baby. They're getting out of the South? Probably expanding from the South. They're leaving the South.

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but we need to hear from you in a segment we call You Review. Dude, look at this. He's got three reviews that are like the same size. That never happens. Wow. Yeah, I will say I had to really dig for these because there were no reviews on ours. In the last week. Had to go to a different area code.

I think these are all Houston. Okay. So, kept it in Texas. Yeah, that's good. Yep. I'll take this first one. I'll take this first one. Okay.

This is from Richard O. Richard says, waited close to an hour for okay tenders, Kalslaw, had peculiar taste, parentheses. Hope I don't regret that choice tonight. Biscuit was no big deal Fries to much spice Only decent side was mac and cheese

Will not be back for the red Ikeulous wait time Dining room does not support the amount of people Coming in going The whole thing reminded me of an S&L skit It was a pure cluster Beat he censored himself It's right it's cluster all caps

And then F underscore underscore underscore underscore, underscore. Exclamation, exclamation, uh-huh. That's ridiculous. Do you think that reads like an S&L skit? Yeah. What does that?

I had to put this one in here. I found other reviews and I'm like, I might bump this one, but I kept reading it going, what? Something tells me Richard O. doesn't like it when they make fun of Trump. What is the idea for an S&L skit

that's Bojangles? I mean, that's this review. What? I mean, like, if it's all to be believed, it was a long wait, and he didn't really like the food. Sinal scy! Classic! Classic, classic, NSL.

Bring back Chris Catan. Mango makes the coleslaw. Mango Bojangle. We're to hire us. Lorne. Lorne. Making Bojangle. Yeah.

So is the long wait in the S&L equipment like waiting a week for the sketch and then being disappointed in it? I have no idea. It's just like watching S&L. I wait all week. Chris Cantean's not there When's he coming back

Mango Bojangles fucking rocks You don't touch of the Bojangle Oh Mango That was the whole character He wore a little hat

What else did he do? That was it No, Roxbury No he did Mr. Peepers Not at the Rocks jangles Okay there's something there Remember Mr. Peepers? He's like a monkey character?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then he would eat an apple, like they would take it and he would eat the apple all crazy. It's very funny. Make a mess. Yeah, yeah.

And so he could do, he's spitting people's face. He could do that with Bojangs. I remember that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he was kind of like Tracy Morgan. Tracy Morgan did it. Like caveman monkey guy.

Yeah. And you just like spit it in someone's face. And that was good. That was funny. I mean, I thought Richard L. I mean, I thought it was funny. In 2002, I don't know that it got funnier. Right.

That might have been. That might have been Chris Catan as the monkey guy. You can Wolframar against Sherry O'Terry. Yep. What more do you need? Hary Shannon? What else do you want?

Why shannon? Hilaramble, put him at the bojangles that Richard A.O. goes to go. I'm so glad I took the first. And I was dude. Jennifer says, this bojangoes is extremely ghetto. They take forever. All of the staff have horrible attitudes and they mess up your order.

When it first opened, it was so good and I loved it. But now it is not the same restaurant and the quality is terrible. I really hope they hire new people because the employees are messing this up. Bojangles was so good when it first opened. Chick-fil-Aid doesn't have this problem. What is the difference

we didn't Chick-Veigh-Vo-Jangles? What? I think Jennifer calls that the Bo-Jangles curse. Bojangles is dead as hell. Not up to the standard of chick filet. I think Jennifer F. uses the Bojangles cars on a regular basis. Holy moly. Dude.

I don't think you can, like, I don't think you can... This is about as subtle as an S&L skit. This is a better S&L skit than the first one. Yeah. Get this. Dude, it's so crazy. To write that. What the most of them.

Take a step back and go, what am I talking about here? I think he knew exactly what you're talking about. She read it and was like, yeah, this is good. Every word. I also like that she's really hammering on that it used to be good. She goes out of twice. Oh, you mean, but she says it. It has two sentences and says it exactly again.

It used to be so good when it opened. I was about to say, getting a lot of these. Getting a lot of Nick energy and then I did not feel that way. It's really, really crazy. Again, it's a Houston one and it's like, I don't, you're nuts to leave a review for

Bojangles. What the fuck? Really something. But there is one more. There is one more. Okay. We can only imagine what it says. Do I mean to read it in case?

You're scared? I'll read it. Okay. I'll do it. There could be a landmark on there. I was gonna. I was gonna. Maria says,

now keep in mind, this could be an SNL skit. I don't know, something to think about. Just keep an open mind. Uh-huh. Now, now mind you, This is a one-star review. Maria S says, the food, maybe two stars at best.

The chicken strips have a lot of breading. You can do better. You can do better in Cookshack or Chick-fil-A. The restaurant, being new, I expected it to be very clean, but it was a complete opposite. No one cleans the table, so I had to clean one myself. The floor had a lot of trash, and no one was cleaning it up. The service.

The people in the counter, especially the tall lady in charge, was very rude and loud. Actually, almost everyone was loud. The wait time is so long. and when asked the head kitchen lady responded in a very rude manner, maybe a cultural thing, but I'm not used to people shouting for simple questions being asked.

I got it. What is Bojangles culture, do you think? And they're not like Chick-fil-A? They got to go to Bojangles on Sunday, unfortunately. Here's the reason. It's probably a lot of people. A lot of people going on Sundays. I think Bojangles being a southern restaurant

and not expanding out of the south, now expanding out of the south, you have a lot of people going, pretty ghetto at this bow jangles, and it's like, dude, what the fuck is happening? Maybe a cultural difference. Oh, buddy. Oh, buddy.

What kind of culture? I think, do you think Murray was referring to? I really like the U.R. Southern culture. Do this where they're, like, like, accidentally profound. Yes. And say something very interesting about,

not only. themselves, but where they're from and their upbringing. Insane. In saying, maybe a cultural thing. What do you mean by that, Maria? Maybe a cultural thing. Fucking, everyone was loud. What the fuck are you talking about?

One, it's a restaurant. Two, what the, who gives this shit? What are you talking? I don't know if like these are the Houston ones. The one we went to was very nice. It was so nice. It was so busy and they had their shit down. It kind of just makes you wonder if like these people are just looking for something to complain about.

That's, now Jordan, that's a very interesting point you bring up. Because you know I feel like even dealing with the service that we had, would these same people go there and think it was ghetto? Hey, you know what? They just... Could be a Maynard thing. They just might. The culture's different in Maynard. The culture's different in Maynor.

Maineer. That's what it is. It's nuts. God. They are what the hell. Again, it's a southern restaurant. I think people are being exposed to a southern restaurant and they can't wrap their head. How come this isn't Chick-fil-A? Chick-fil-A is a different kind. Yeah. Chick-fil-A is white high school kids saying, thank you, sir. And then God bless. They would never say thank you. Yeah. What do they say? Oh, my pleasure. My pleasure, sir. And then your dad leaves and he goes, that's right. They're doing restaurants the right way. Real lunch pale kind of We're gonna ask Bojangles And their cultural differences

And it's really loud Yeah and it's really interesting The way they say Bojangles has like a real bite to it Oh yeah, go to Bojangles Oh yeah I had to go to Bojangles Because Chick-fly was closed Sunday

Fucking crazy They're closed for church I ain't going Of course they're not at church And neither mine Dad you didn't go to church either Yeah that's right look at me

I don't have to it's a cultural thing fucking crazy I think I think you're just gonna see more and more reviews like this I'm right there was a lane line line in there

I think it was near the end I'm really excited to see some New York reviews see some like you know I'd like to see a New York review coming there loud yeah what do you want

any restaurant. Oh, this culture is interesting. I'm from New York. I'm not used to people being so loud. It's huge. These reviews are from Houston. Houston! Wild!

Oh, boy. But they are from like, what's it called? Is it like Bayside or something? Baytown? Baytown. Yeah. And what do you mean? Now, for many people don't know what do you mean by what you keep saying it's from Houston?

Yeah. What do you mean by that? That it should like, uh, As far as a cultural difference Even there's black people in Houston? Yes. I wanted the audience to know what you were saying. As far as a cultural difference, you live in Houston.

That's crazy. Not this part of Houston. When I looked, I'm like, I picked this one. And I didn't realize it. Decided to go to Bojangles today. Yeah, I usually won't go to that part of town. It's a cultural thing. Does you know Houston is like the most diversity in America?

Yes. It's insane. It's crazy. And that's why these reviews are not. They're an S&L skit. It's got like a huge Muslim population. Well, I feel like it's diverse probably by like, by by like just inhabitants. Yes.

I don't think it says diverse socially. Like New Jersey's real diverse. That's kind of the point that was going to. Not going, huh, they let them in. Yeah. It's kind of, hey, in fact, everyone in New Jersey has the culture of being pissed off. Yeah. Yeah, that's true.

It might kind of be like Austin where they just redlined one part of it. It's still trying to get over it. I think when it's Baytown and you go, what are these reviews? You go, well, those what the fuck these reviews are? It's really something. Well, I like it. It's Papa John's kind of Houston. I like for Bojangles.

I'll say it that way, Bojangles. Oh, wow. Brave. I didn't know. We were protesting. I think I like it more than Chick-fil-A. Oh, there you go. Wash your mouth out with soap.

Don't let Jesus hear you say that. Well, Jordan, what is your... review of Bojangles that we just had? Even though we got the wrong food. According to Stan. Of course to Stan. Yeah, sometimes we get the wrong food because it's a restaurant. This time it was Eric's life.

I didn't know there were only two things we could get. No shit. Should I asked. I liked it. I liked the chicken sandwich. Like, it's, you have more of these chicken sandwiches. They kind of are all the same. And the biggest difference is, how do they cook the chicken?

Yeah. This was the crispiest. crunchiest, like most satisfying texture fried chicken. Good size too. Not too big, not too small, right? Like even really, really good chicken places is awesome.

Sometimes they're fucking here. You're right. It's like, it's like, hangs off half of like each side. It's like too big, just like a sandwich. It was a good size, but it wasn't like tiny. I would like to try like the tenders or something. And just to get the chicken on its own and see how that goes.

Nick stole the bojangle sauce. He did. Yeah. I stole that. I don't know. I know we got out of your car and yelled. Oh no, my sauce! And you started shaking your head again.

And that's when I sighed for you. We don't want to leave it in the car. Oops, I accidentally left it into the car. Are you left in my car? In my car. I'm actually not entirely sure what, like, you were supposed to do with the tray of stuff. There was a tray of sauce at the front,

and I think maybe it was examples, but I just had Nick steal it. Yeah, she did say, did you order the sauce? Uh-huh. And we said, no. And she said, oh, okay, and then handed us our food, and then Nick had stolen it. Uh-oh.

Nick is the thief now Well we also Well he is on dracking mode So it's gotta be really easy to steal Well it was weird We also stole that parking stuff Well I heard him take that and then you did the parking And you guys kept saying that's the culture here

And I didn't understand what that meant I get me and Nick kept shaking hands and going This is an S&L skit Yeah They don't let you do this That Chick-fil-A Dear God Um

Joe's looking for the Hey Let me get out of here Great chicken sandwich. Weird fries. But good. But good. They weren't bad weird.

And I'll say this too about the biscuit. Sweet as hell. Oh my God. Usually my problem with like the Southern style like buttermilk biscuits is that they're so dry. Yeah. It's all crumble. It's just you're chewing it forever. It's crumble dry.

Yeah. And you're just like what? It's so filling when they did they do that. They like cook the outside of it perfectly and the inside was like so light and fluffy. The whole thing was really good. It was good. The smell was overwhelming. The taste was really nice. I feel like if we went with a savory option, be even better.

Oh, that's interesting, yeah. I would like to go back and try some other biscuits. Nick's ready. Stan recommended a cheddar bow, which was just a biscuit with a slice of it. But their cheese is so small. It's grilled cheese, but a biscuit is what it is. It looks unappetizing. Yeah, I agree.

The good picture of it is just like that cheese looks a suspect. I very rarely get a biscuit. The only biscuit I ever get is like honey butter chicken biscuit Or if I'm going to like a southern place and it's breakfast I'll get a biscuit I can't fathom eating a biscuit Not for breakfast outside of a chicken sandwich right but it was good Mm-hmm it's a good biscuit yeah I think uh like I said we got the wrong things but we go we got a little taste of like What it is stuff is yep um

I'll give it a 77 77 okay quite a same page here quite enjoy my bojangles experience The chicken was cooked perfectly. It's not like blow your dick off. No. Like good chicken. But it's unique. It is. It doesn't have like a crazy amount of seasoning or spices where it's like, holy shit.

Like the spices make it. And I feel like I'm just so accustomed to spicy chicken. So also not having to be spicy. I'm not going to say it was flavorless. It wasn't. But it wasn't like, oh my God. You got to try the chicken. But it was very well good.

It was cooked amazingly. And everything was good. Eric was fucking gobbin over it. But the dirty. rice was really good. It was fucking great. Like if the chicken had flavor like that where like I took a bite went whoa

like from the flavor and the dirty rice. Yeah. Oh yeah. Really good restaurant. I go at 80. 80. Nice. Like if it if the like seasoning on the chicken

blew me away, it'd been like a 90. 78.5. It was really good. Dude, everything was good that we had. 78.5. And next you know the diet Coke or the diet Pepsi. Yeah.

Whatever the fuck. We had in the Mountain Dew. Yeah. All of it. the drinks. It's just they don't normally do that. They don't have them all. Yeah. Don't get the tea. Yeah, he didn't like the tea. I mean, you can get the tea. The tea was fine. Yeah.

Um, no shit. It's tea. Don't get the tea. It tastes like tea. Don't get it. Don't get it. Don't get it. It's a lot. Why don't you like the tea? It's just tea. Oh, the tea's bad? It's legendary in like North Carolina. It's a cultural thing. Oh, I don't know. No. No. I got the tea. I'm here. Don't worry. I'll read the reviews. I'll go into the ghetto. They liked me there.

I, dude, after that episode of Retro Reeds, where like somebody quoted saying like, the PSP has freed everyone from the ghetto. I was like, what year is it? Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Speaking of Retro reads, it's out now. We have a few episodes that we've recorded.

They're coming out on Saturdays right now. We've recorded four all in all, plus one on Patreon. That was like our test. I'm not in that one. Don't watch it. But we've recorded four, and they're really spanning.

like Game Informer EGM and that we did one that's the official Xbox magazine. It's all fucking ridiculous. Xbox propaganda is what it is. I thought the best comment, we were talking about this before we started, the best comment I saw on this was, oh, like with this intro and what this show is,

this feels like old YouTube. Yeah. It is like, oh, we're just kind of chatting. Not doing that on purpose. This is what we like to do because we like old YouTube. It is like, hey, here's this page. Oh, hey, do you remember this thing? Oh, yeah, dude, what about this?

Oh, and then this happened. Great stories that are just like around this magazine because a lot of the magazine sucks. But some of it is like world exclusive, God of War. And you're like, did you hear about this game? Oh. Yeah, dude, when they keep calling it the Xbox 2 and it's like, doesn't the 360, like at that time the 360 comes out in six months?

Yeah, it was the same year. Yeah, it was like March of 05. It was crazy. I'm like, damn, didn't have a name yet. Nuts. Nuts. It's pretty nuts. So it's very interesting.

You check out on our YouTube channel. It's not on any of the RSS feeds or anything because, I mean, it's a visual show. You really want to watch it. We're looking at a magazine. It's something to put on the background. You need a glance every now. The way that I've been doing it is throw it on your phone and when you're doing other stuff or whatever, it's like a nice. I've been playing Star Wars Outlaws and I have it off to like the side.

And then we'll talk about something and I'll look down at it and I go. Oh, fuck yeah. Which you can't do. But also to his advantage, he also was there? Yeah. Oh, I don't remember fucking shit from this show. I don't even watch it. I don't remember anything from the show.

See, I don't remember anything until I'm watching it. And then I go, oh, yeah. Dude, I don't know what it is about the show. I retain zero. That's great, because you contribute zero. So it even's out. They're zooming. I like when I'm watching something and like a joke pops into my head.

And I say it. And you go, and then I say it in the show. Yep. Nailed that one. Good stuff. So check that out on a YouTube channel. every Saturday for right now. I like when you're pointing something out.

And you go, Nick, go down. Go down. He has to scroll with. He's like, oh, almost got it. I'm glad people like the intro too, because like, that was the first thing I said. Well, the filming it idea was like something we just came up with. And I was like, let's see if we can find a way to make it work.

And then I was like, well, maybe we can come up with a jingle or something. And I just opened garage band and like started like playing with the keyboard and found a jingle. And then like use like, they have a robot film. Yeah. And I just like saying it. Yeah. And then that's how it came out. I was like, cool.

So that's me doing the retro reeds thing. It's great. As you used the filter. You could have done it. Oh, shit. Oh, man. Now they know. I thought Matt made it.

But it's, it's really cool. It's a fun show. We really like doing it. We'll do more. Matt Bowmer. Oh, yeah. Steve Balmer.

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