100% Eat - Zesty is Italian for Spicy? %% Panera Bread Asiago Bagel Stacks

Episode Date: February 25, 2025

SSHHHHHHHHH this is a library, maybe. This restaurant was made for grandma's and kids who need to study, but are these "bagels" worth the cash? Come on in, steal a drink, and find out if Joey Wheeler is the Eric of the group? Panera Community Cafe says its fine. Sssocial sssecurity sssnakes beware, the monkey is in for a scare. Is Michael zesty? 100% Eat is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/100Percent Also sponsored by Mando. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code EAT at shopmando.com! #mandopod Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm great. Feeling good? Yeah. Feeling healthy? Good side of the lungs? Yeah. Oh, both my lungs are pneumonia free, so I am thankful for that. I'm blessed is the word I'm looking for. That's good. Hashtag.

You gotta be toxic on the inside. I got like, I'm gonna sludge on the inside. One lung good, one lung definitely light. You only need one anyway. I heard tuberculosis is coming back. I'm trying to get on that. I heard everything is tuberculosis.

I like, John Green told me. I like Red Dead 2 a lot and I'm trying is tuberculosis. I like yeah, John Green told me mm-hmm I like Red Dead 2 a lot, and I'm trying to be Dutch. Was that like does that sound like Arthur? Dutch. Little bit. Thank you now do the coughing fit and like Yeah, and you can't control him and you're passing out and someone on the street. Oh my god. He sees the deer and Did you cry Nick? I knew it a little I knew it Was he doing Dutch that's bill oh

Bill yeah, we all remember bill First guy you kill in red dead. What's the fuck's wrong with you guys? Yeah? What's wrong with you? Jordan what is wrong with that game just came out? Remember he remember redemption just came out remember. He's in the fort yeah, and you're going you get out of there bill And he's like no uh go and replay that now it is Hard to control and ugly to look at it's very funny. Yeah Choke be careful when you make fun of me! Now his lungs are messed up.

You're gonna turn him into the Pope! Now when he kicks the bucket, it's definitely gonna be a conclave situation. No kidding. We have to elect the new monkey pope. No. Oh. He's ascended. I'm, I, look, it would be a loss to no longer have Nick is the monkey, but so anyone can put the hat on

I'm more concerned about all the work. He does yes I've taught nobody all these shows go away We have talked about this on other shows Nick is like the MVP of every show. He's on because the load he does no one else Probably could or would do what it turns No, no, no you stop about this stripper pole What a tease it would be it would be us still meeting here and the that chair over there by the computers It's empty, but you know, we still eat the food and review the food.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You just don't know what it is. Whether you see that or not, that's up to us, but also, no it's not. We're not doing it. Do you think whoever did sit in that chair, short term obviously would be Eric, we'd make him go back and forth like the football game. Do you think he would go, well, maybe I'll actually put the other chair there though. Right, the non-creaky chair.

He's gotta move it when Gracie comes back, guys. I'm so- That conversation was now like three weeks ago. And still, Gracie hasn't been on. I forget. I gotta move it when Gracie comes in, so it's over there. I forget about it.

Like, it's like not even something that I clocked it, whatever. I love that you bring it up during the show it makes me so happy It is it's a it's a thrill to me every time you do it because can you move ever so slightly Nick? Like yeah, yeah, big Creek. Uh-huh big old Creek. Hold on. There it is Also the chairs are so uncomfortable the. It's a terrible chair! That's why we didn't get these for lack of creeks. We got them to be comfortable.

These are comfy chairs. They're cheap ass comfy chairs. We bought four for some reason. And he loves his little shitty dining room table chair. He does love it. We should go shopping again at the surplus store and see what we can... If there's anything we can scrounge up. I'm not going to rent a truck for that, but yeah, sure.

I mean what holiday? Yeah. Oh man, if we had gone yesterday. The truck didn't help last time. It wasn't even a holiday. It was just close for inventory. Yeah, it's like the time that we close. Yeah.

What? Thanks for telling us. Anyway, we'll, we'll get something from Home Depot and then we'll, dude, the things that we missed out on were the chairs that had the animal, like Texas animal control. Ah, the seal, the very official, those were the chairs that were gonna be

our judges chairs for food court. They were big chairs with big padded backs and then like the stamp. Just like super executive style. Like the seal of like Texas state animal control. It was crazy. What's up? Yu-Gi-Oh.

Oh. Everybody's playing that card. I don't- Get married monster 300 like life points or damage or something. Was his thing like- But it was also like Majin Buu style where it was on their heads outside the game.

What? Oh yeah, those weirdos. The cultist people. Yeah, the Seal of Orykalkos. What was the millennium thing? That's what he was trying to say. Didn't he have like a, it was like the pyramid was like a millennium thing or something?

You talking about the puzzle pieces? There was many pieces. Millennium items. Yes. His was the puzzle. Yeah, the eye. What did Kaiba have that fell down? He didn't have shit.

Kaiba didn't do anything. He didn't have shit. Kaiba had money. Yeah. Loads of money. Didn't he have, didn't Egyptian Kaiba have like the staff or something? Maybe. Egyptian Kaiba? Yeah, they something? Oh, maybe. Egyptian Kaiba?

Yeah, they all have parallels to Ancient Egypt. The monsters were real in Egyptian times, and that's how they battled with actual monsters and decided who would be Pharaoh. Even Magic Wizard Girl or whatever? What's his card that he uses? Dark Magician Girl. Dark Magician Girl, yeah. Right?

Yeah. She was real? The card game was invented from ancient hieroglyphics where monsters fought for real lifestyle Eric duh everyone knows that even pot of greed Pegasus went and just stole that culture Yeah, you like a big money off. Yeah, he did Pegasus. He was like 24 Yeah, yeah, well that was the eye I did that Yeah, I see your video get reposted all the time of playing the Yu-Gi-Oh game and Pottery Keeps happening And every time I see it posted on TikTok, I just leave a comment that goes like hey check out 100% eat and people go Yeah, oh, that's great. Hell. Yeah. It's like all right cool good doing that doing that work. Yeah, glad they're still out there

But you know what also like you could you could throw that out there and someone would be like he's still doing stuff Yeah, oh, but that's why you gotta do it. That's why you gotta do it. That's why you gotta do it. Like, man, I miss seeing Michael on the internet. Where Michael, how? Hey man, rest in peace. How did you miss it?

Well, I stopped watching. Yeah. Why stop looking? Yeah, so I unsubscribed and then it just stopped showing up for me and I don't know what happened. I moved. I ran away. I've been in my roommate 30

Nick gave me a hand. I didn't even have to ask it was just like here's a bunch of money get out of here You couldn't wait to pay me 50 bucks to leave my family The $15 of that is your fault The $15 of that is your fault. Who would have known? Anyway, that is a tease for a crazy story that happened right along this week. Very good. It's a good story. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Today we're reviewing Panera Asiago Bagel Stacks. Yup. We went to Panera, we ate the Asiago Bagel Stacks, came back back I didn't know what they were until just now uh-huh oh I said earlier bagels and I thought I pissed you off because they're not bagels same conversation we had last time I remember that conversation yeah but I don't know what was like bagel about them nothing like they weren't bagels they were is bread I just didn't know what they were it was a wholess bagel I also don't think they were bagels they were not bagels they were same conversation We had with they have this at Einstein. I think so we have

They were more pretzel than bagel. They were not bagel in any way they were weirdly soft For something that would be a bagel, but when we cut them weirdly tough Yeah, just like you Sure bitch sometimes you got it. We got our moments. Should I do the facts? Is it? No, what do you guys think about?

So we went to Panera. Are you sure? I don't want to fall behind. No, let me see. Our tempo is pretty good. So we went to- Oh, I don't want to fall behind Yeah, no, let me see our tempo is pretty good. Um So we went to pinion eras, uh-huh What we change it up? How we've you changed it up? That's the thing you've been doing for years No, but usually it would be like Panera pinion

Pinion you changed it up by putting the right restaurant name We ate at the Panera. KFC pinions? Yeah. We ate at the Panera, aka the library. The library. And it's a great place to study for your upcoming college exams. Yeah, in peace.

Or to take grandma. There were grandmas there. There was a grandma there by her lonesome. Yeah, poor granny. Yeah. Or her friends probably died. It's like the last of the Golden Earl situation. Oh man.

Still hanging out. Yeah. But still also talking to them. Oh, absolutely. They're all here, I buy them coffees. I get the cups. That place was huge. It was like a library. It was so quiet. It was so quiet. I felt the cups. That place was huge. It was like a library.

It was so quiet. I felt the need to whisper, but no one was shushing me. I was like, what's going on? I was watching someone order, speak to the woman at the register. They were within earshot. And they were not making any sound at all. But they were talking.

Like they were talking and the woman was pointing at the menu and I was like, I'm not saying I couldn't hear the conversation, like, oh what? No sound. Yeah. It's like, I was just like, the thing that- How were they doing that? It was so fucking quiet in there.

The thing you pointed out was, it's weird that no one's talking, like it's quiet, but the restaurant's not making any noises. There was a low hum right at the front and that's about it. Yeah, there's like always beeps and shuffling and people are talking and people are yelling. Food getting made. There's a hum of a fan in the back. Yep.

The end. It is crazy. They needed some sort of sound so that you didn't hear the silence and start going crazy. It was like a living room. Yeah, oh and Nick pointed out that it was carpeted. It was like it was in someone living room. Yeah. Oh and Nick pointed out. It was like it was like it was in someone's house Yeah, yeah, Nick said that the carpet was doing a lot of the heavy live for yeah, like take take a lot of sound detonators all over Detonator oh, uh the

The weird thing about that place is you order from a kiosk at the front Yeah, you're literally talking to know what took you forever if you're not the client. How do I escape? I was trapped in the drink section got out of beverages. He said I escaped the beverages It doesn't keep like the bar at the top. It's just like some Like not even an iPad. It's like you're at like the Samsung store. I feel like we talked about this before with like Taco Bells where it's like it's just usable enough. Yes. Yeah. Yeah people to use it Yeah, but it's not well designed enough to keep people getting like getting them in and out Yeah, it was a lot more like the technology of when it first came out of having the thing at the table at Chili's

Not like iPad. Yeah, but there's not even any games thing at the table at Chili's. Not like iPad. Yeah, but there's not even any games on it. No, that's true. But it's like mobile, like ordering, not at the counter, but not a good interface at all. We're like tap, tap, tap. It was just like ads everywhere and like you'd have to like go through so many.

It was very old. Yes, and size-wise, really small for a clientele that is very old. Yes and size wise Really small for a clientele that is very old That's if those things were twice the size that This fucking big exactly. Yeah, they're like big They're as tall as us These are like if you go to the Apple Store and there's just like the row of like the small I asked if I could buy one of these. Yeah, I do. Are you are you selling these? It's just like the row of like the small iPads. I asked if I could buy one of these.

Yeah, I do. Are you selling these? It's just tiny tablets. It's very weird. It's like a thing that usually you use just to check into a restaurant. Yeah. Like that's what they have at Cura, where it's like.

Yes, yeah. It was like using a Kindle to order your food. Kind of, yeah. They're really small. It's just weird. I'm really struggling with all the weird shapes. I call them letters. Well, here's the thing. It's just struggling with all the weird shapes. I call them letters Well, here's the thing one went this way soft, yeah, then it was backwards hard s and z that's what I learned. I see. Mm-hmm

I call them hieroglyphics. Yeah, I imagine that they're dual That's what the that's what the dual masters are based on dual masters. You go dual masters So they are he's the king of games baby blue eyes white dragon he's the Charizard of that game not really what's what's what's Kareebo he's like the Pikachu of the game kind of yeah see I know some I know Joey well I mean it what we talking about you talking about like I'm a god of the thing that's more dark magician yeah dark magician girl Yeah, see I know some I know Joey well. I mean it will we talking about you talking about like That's more dark magician. Yeah dark magician girl. No just a dark magician. He's Pikachu

Dark my dark magician girls like the backup It's girl Pikachu Giving Pikachu the heart tail yeah What's hang on? Joe I know Joey yeah Joey Joey's Joey's kind of like the No, I think Joey might be the Michael and Tristan is the Eric of the group Oh, it's Tristan the other guy remember remember the first couple episodes of the dub when he started the day And then they changed the voice actor Literally was like we do when you want and then he became like the tough guy

Yeah, and it was like he became regular guy. What it was such a choice. How weird it is Forget about me. Do you go? What they're doing it was crazy the guy who did the bridge series did that too We're like we're like, oh, I know what you mean. My voice is pretty crazy too. And then I'm thinking about changing it. And then after a couple episodes they had like in the bridge series, they had like a whole memorial service for Tristan's voice and he just sounded normal. But then they, but then he brought it back because it was just a better boy What did his grandpa die you guys know I know

Yeah, it was getting sucked into things Just tape well it was a tube to like kind of like how Nick is trapped in the corner there Oh, that's easy, but he'd be like like this Okay, who's my deck and be like, my grandpa's... Well yeah, be trapped in the TV! I'll be on it! Yup, that was it! It's like, I'm watching Yu-Gi-Oh! Yeah, and he'd use his grandpa's deck.

Yeah. And then, uh, Weevil threw Exodia overboard on the ship. Had to get rid of that power play. Yeah. This card's too strong. Here's the thing that can win every game for you. Drama! I'll throw it in the ocean.

What's the American guy? Oh, Bandit Keith? Yeah, he's cool. He's pretty cool. Yeah, he was. Yeah, I like him. He wore an American bandana. American flag.

That's how you could tell. I know who he voted for. Jill Stein? Whoa! I heard he went back to jail. He got let out. He got let out. . He's a bandit. He can't help himself. And then there was brown hair girl, Taya.

Taya. Okay, and then blonde hair girl. My Valentine? My Valentine was like... What's Joey's sister's? Serenity? Serenity? Yeah, she was blind.

But she was kind of... She was blind, yeah. But then he had to get the surgery for his sister! I gotta win. I gotta win the two million dollars, Yu-Gi-Oh! What?! Yeah. There was something crazy like that. There was like two million dollars you what yeah, it was something crazy There's a million dollars or something was the pot for the first?

For doula's kingdom, but Megasus was rich. He's like welcome. It's my eyes for my must island Yugi boy That was pretty good Pegasus yeah, yeah, that's how you fucker cheated. Oh, I like read cards. Yeah, you can see your cards So then Yugi didn't look at his own hand. Whoa, you can't know what I know the heart of the cards He did also his deck Pegasus deck was so weird like I remember being so excited like to world Yeah for for him to like finally duel Yugi and then he's got the weirdest cards with like toon dragon He turns them into cartoons and he was really mad. He's like, Oh dear, you turned my blue eyes, white dragon to a cartoon.

They're a cartoon. No, but like, no, but they're anime with hard lines. Anime hard lines. So it's like, you know, the S is soft and the Z is hard. Yeah. Then also, okay. Also there was a part part where they were fighting to get up there and Yugi was fighting Kaiba and Yugi was gonna beat him and knock Him out of the tournament and even though they were playing with holographic cards. There was like battle effects and Pegasus stood on a ledge He's like no that was Kaiba. That's what I meant. Kaiba stood on a ledge And he was like strike me if you will Yugi, but I'll be killed The blast would have knocked him off and killed him

Yeah real life and so Yugi forfeited the duel Yeah, he had to win to say Mokuba. There was a big Mokuba And well, we're like Taya runs like no don't do it. He stands on the ledge of a castle But again after Yugi won the duel so then he's like But again it in the abridge series, which is better in every way. Uh-huh They did that and Yugi was like yeah, I'll fucking do it. Let's kill Kaiba and then teya goes don't do it He might survive He's like she's right

So good learning a lot about you yeah, um shoot your facts now mmm. Yes. Yeah Well wait my opinion errors yeah quick yeah I think I went to one other one in Austin yeah like down south I don't remember it being as big as this one this was here I don't remember it being as like everyone sit down and like no this thing I remember because I've been to one other Panera

bread no usually they're more like Starbucks and like no this thing. I remember cuz I've been to one other Panera bread No, usually they're more like Starbucks and like smaller like size Okay, I'm like seating like that, but not like a giant room It's just like they got they got like little foods and coffee more foods than Starbucks, but still like little foods I mean there you go to America for your sandwiches and your yeah I I mean they're good for your sandwiches and your yeah, like I Only really ever went to Panera more so here in Texas because nobody fucking sells soup anywhere Yeah, so I would go to Panera. Yeah, I get like the Broccoli, you got a soup at Ler or Jason's deli. Mm-hmm. I used to go anywhere anywhere

You looked it was soup where I grew up every fucking every fucking convenience store So soup down where they selling it on the corners. Yeah Portable go to quick check was like music get a fucking full deli 24-7 get a sub sandwich get soup They'd have soup of the day. They don't have like four different soups. It was also cold there Oh, so a soup would be good good. Yeah And Panera was like, oh they got broccoli cheddar soup and you can eat the bowl. That's pretty cool. What? Oh, it's a bread bowl. No, it was the depression.

There's a different bowl. Yeah. I put all my crackers in with my milk. Piscup going. That's about it. That's the only reason I ever went to Panera. Yeah. I never said, let's go.

Someone would want to go. And you're like, I guess. And then I'd eat a soup bowl. I would. I went like, I think once, like when I was in college and it was like around UC Irvine. And that was one where people would go and study. Yeah. It was just bring books and you get a soup

or a sandwich or whatever and people would study. And I remember going there one time. I have a perfectly neutral opinion on them. Yeah. It seems all I see is people complaining about the quality declining at Panera. I don't know anyone who goes I don't have any opinions about what the food used to be what it is now. The Panera heads though. But all I see is that. My opinion with that is I'm with Jordan I'd go in it's fine it's not

bad it's not like oh Pan sucks, there's no fazoles. But there were people that were like, it's fucking amazing. Like it's the best. And I feel like those are the people now. I agree, I agree, because that's what you always hear. It was fine, it's good, it wasn't like bad food. I agree with that. But some people fucking loved it.

I don't know anyone who loved it. I don't know anyone who made it their personality to like Panera. They their personality to like they're out there. Yeah, they're out there, man. Yep. I don't know why. But that's what it is. Yeah, that's what we call them. This episode is sponsored by better help therapy online for 10% off your first month, go to better hg lp.com slash 100%. Hey, what do you want to do in 2025? What's your 2025

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Third time's a charm. Now we're off track. All right, I'll get back here. Sorry for wasting your time, everybody. There we go. All right, so in Duelist City. No! Or Battle City.

It was Duelist Kingdom and then Battle City. They decided- When do they go into the Voitrel world? Oh, God. Before the end of that arc They squeeze that entire thing into it in the fucking middle. They're going to the they're going to the semi-finals on their fucking jet We chill world the virtual world. They're going in a computer. Oh I'm saying like like Joey. Oh, I thought it was everybody got put in a matrix pod and put in a fucking boy

It's not that hard keep up what why did they do that? Because they because the bailers came out in the middle of it I got a great idea for they were like they were like we have this 80 episode arc and before the last 20 episodes Let's put a 40 episode arc in the middle of my god So you'll wait every Saturday to watch one episode Panera began in 1987 as a Saint Louis bread company, a humble community bakery founded with a sourdough starter from San Francisco and a dream of putting a loaf of bread in every arm, fact taken from panerabread.com.

Wow, how innocent. What are their dreams now? Do you think their dreams are similar now? A loaf of bread in every arm? I don't know. Put it in your hand, maybe.? A loaf of bread in every arm? I don't, I don't too. Put it in your hand maybe. What do I want it in my arm? I think Nick has a great question.

Why not the stomach? I don't know. I think that's great. A whole loaf? Yeah. Also, the thing- Especially if you put it in water. But okay, but what if I put it in water first

before I eat it? Checkmate. Is it checkmate weird? Checkmate. Checkmate. Yeah. Oh! Is it checkmate weird? Checkmate. Checkmate. Checkmate. Do you want to checkmate? Checkmate.

The thing that they're super into is that the sour dough starter that they had at the beginning. Lives on to this day. Yes, that's their whole thing. That's like, the bread that you eat is from that starter. And I don't believe that for a second. Yeah, there's no way they can like continuously distribute that. like if you go around wherever the original one is me maybe getting that og

How about not not way out here especially they're not baking the bread here get real. They might be you're supposed to bake it Right. I does it. Yeah, they do it somewhere else and then Shuffle it in on they got the ovens. You can see them. You can hear them. You can see them. Don't ask for Italian bread. I said white bread. Sorry. Don't ask for white bread. It's reversed. You did say white bread.

I had white bread. Regardless you were wrong. Then angry guy got angry at you. He got angry. He did. In 2022, Panera introduced the Charged Lemonade, a drink so caffeinated that it is linked to the deaths of a 21-year-old Ivy League student and a 46-year-old Florida man.

Is dying from the Panera Lemonade worse than getting shot for the Popeye's chicken sandwich? If you gave someone who got shot for the Popeye's sandwich a couple sips of your Charged Lemonade, do you think it would expel the bullet from them and bring them back to life? Yeah, it's like a double negative, you know what I mean. I love facts that ask questions Yeah, you got to think about it the charged lemonade how powerful is it? You think maybe try and treat a shot man with poison Someone get me a scorpion! When we give them another problem, maybe you know the first problem the bullet doesn't hurt so much now does it?

Yeah, now that you're poisoned now that you're fucking Vibrating on the ground there, but that could also Die in like 2019 three years. Yeah. Yeah, let's pour this charge lemonade on them and see what happens Hey, why you gotta like maybe there was a world where these two things overlapped Yeah, I don't have any other Toxic thing to give someone, and I come upon a scene of someone being shot,

I got, well, some people have cancer, man. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it doesn't revolve around you. Yeah, pull yourself up. I grab a couple of Nick's old roommate snakes, and I throw them on someone just writhing on the ground. And I go, they'll fix this.

The snakes will do this. They won't hurt you, but they'll fight each other. Oh, yeah. On top of you. That's the problem. That would be... We just created a new problem. But he got shot, you throw two snakes, and the snakes go... They just start fighting.

You guys are like, I'm feeling better. This is helping. Honestly, if this is the way I die, this rocks. Maybe they'll like hit you and knock the bullet out. I don't know. I do think about the guy who got shot for the Popeye's chicken sandwich more than the charge lemonade things.

Yeah. That was like the start of the show. Yeah, it was. So that just lives like kind of at the top of my mind. And then there was a guy who was trying to sell us bootleg chicken sandwiches out of his car. That's how you know humble beginnings of this show and stuff would always happen with this show

Boy, that's one that that's like That's like fucking there one that's up there like what do you think we'll talk about and then somebody trying to scam us We parked the car got out from trying to walk from the car Yeah, the Popeyes a guy coming out of the drive. He was like, you know, you want some chicken sandwiches. They're all out They're all I got some of my call. Let me see. These four marks are walking up to this Popeyes. I bet they'll buy chicken sandwiches. Oh, that. Hey, I just said four marks. Nick held up three fingers. It's before Nick went. Nick wasn't allowed. That is. That's how early it was.

He might've gotten it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We would've walked in and Nick would've been like, hold on now. Now, we did talk about it later. We should have bought the chicken sandwiches from him. Yes, it was totally. I think we didn't know yet. Yeah, we did. We thought it was a regular normal guy show. If this was, yes.

Yes, exactly. If this was episode 30, we would have bought the sandwiches from the guy. Oh, I think, yeah. Yeah, we would have been like, ooh, a story. Yeah. We would have bought chicken sandwiches from a man in a car.

We went inside and went, wow, that almost could have been bad. Did we try? That guy almost interrupted the show. Yeah, exactly. All right, we better get back and make a nice 30-minute episode. This was a 30-minute show. 35 if we're pushing it. Uh-huh.

Yep. Did we try the charged lemonade? No, we never got it. We never did. No, we talked about it. That's the most Panera we talked about. Yeah, that's why I felt like we had done it was like was trying to ride the light I was around it was around a time where things that were like I

Think coming back. Yeah, like bigger things that were limited and also just say we were still scared We were still at risk. You scared so we were only doing it once every other week that's true be most of the show and this was also like we weren't doing the like Actual like supplemental videos like yeah, it was just the podcast. We didn't even have spit and silly yet No, I think I think it's all we did and it was like oh, yeah, we definitely missed out on that I like when we made spit and silly a segment and then made another show and call it spit and silly Yeah, yeah, and then had to clarify every time we talked about it the show But then we also made shows within spit and silly. Yeah, the food court. Yeah, it then I had to clarify every time we talked about it the show But then we also made shows with in spit and silly the food court in spit and silly. Yeah, the show not the segment. Yeah, right

You're welcome Now we just make the show. Yeah, no, you do whatever you want. We also made it easy to go Okay, we should call Michael Jordan podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. Well, once we have our core we win we win We got it man. We're late. Yeah, we've done several quarters It's almost March a hole. How are we gonna know what to make? I? Think we should keep making the podcast. I think every single day. I agree making his pants Do you ever know any kids that call? I heard that it's like make water when I was young

But but like old enough where I was like that. What what are you saying? I'm from where you're from Yeah, so I know it's like a family thing. It's not like a yeah Oh, yeah, it wasn't like that's what people say around here Yeah, one of those things where like you go to someone's house and they do something. Yeah Yeah, I think it was like some younger cousin. Yeah, I was like 10 12 whatever he's like I have to make What? Something yeah, I think it was like someone younger cousin. Yeah, I was like 10 12 whatever he's like I have to make I'm going like what the hell is he talking about? I guess I go to the bathroom I think why would you call it that that and when you like like pee or poop is like right? It's too much right say go to the bathroom. Yeah, I just I hate when someone called BM

It's like what are you a doctor? I always just say the same thing which is I have to go return some video tapes I have to go shit big style. Yeah, all right what? You mean rude in 2010 Panera open on home, okay apologize Please okay, Nick. I'm sorry. I have to go shit big style. Thank you Okay, are we all good apology barely except we gonna cut this out. It's pretty awkward I'm sorry. I have to go shit big style. Thank you Apology barely except we're gonna cut this out. It's pretty awkward. I Hate to air dirty laundry and our dirty and our dirty BMS in the middle of the episode our dirty makes In 2010 Panera opened Panera cares community cafes Cafes with a pay what you can model that served low income individuals in order for them to access nutritious meals.

On November 8th, 2017, Panera announced that founder Ron Shieach was stepping down as CEO and that they were being bought by a restaurant private equity from AMPEX brands Panera cares closed its doors in 2019 What a weird coincidence the dark empath is looking into this coincidence and making a CEO list as we speak Really strange the guy who founded it and he went we should do this community cares thing I'm stepping down here comes private equity and we're shutting this down or maybe they everybody got what they wanted It's like we did it mission accomplished well now now, you know people just walk into the Panera grab a cup We also kind of did that by accident that's a pay what you can my yeah So yeah, I got like two drinks. So when you order, me too.

When you order at the front. On the little iPad thing. Yeah, it tells you. Eric iPad kid. Classic iPad kid. Have a look at me, classic iPad kid. It's the only way I can pay attention. I have to, when I order my food,

if like subway runner isn't happening on the side, I don't know what's happening. When you order, it tells you, hey, pick up your drinks from the counter or whatever. And so we walk over and we're like, oh, maybe it's over. We're like where the drink area is. It's not. And then like, oh, okay. Start looking around. There's a coffee counter. Okay. That's not where the drinks are either. And then I see a guy walk past me and over to where you pick up the food and there's cups. He walks over to the cups. And they're not stacked like behind the counter.

No, no, no, they're just on the counter right there. Cause again, it says, grab a order and then go get your cup from the counter. So I saw him go over, the workers are right there putting the food up and like, whatever. He grabs a cup and I went, oh, okay, cool. So I grabbed my coffee cup and grabbed you guys soda cups.

Like, all right, that must be it. Grab everyone cups, whatever, fill it up. I fill up my coffee. And this guy who is in front of me has filled up his soda. And as I'm filling up my coffee, I watch him walk behind me and just out the door. He didn't pay for anything. He walked in, grabbed a cup, filled it up,

and he went, suckers, and left. I think it's crazy that you caught him doing that for the first time. Yeah, and yeah. That's crazy. There's no way he did it before. And then we got our food and I'm like, oh, here's like all the stacks of food.

And then one specific drink. And I went, oh, were we not supposed to get our drinks? Supposed to, not supposed to. So we just care extra drinks Yeah, which well also cuz Mike Michael's drink was not in the drink. Yeah, right Oh, there was a soda fountain and then there was like the lemonade and such unfortunately not charged But you got like a pomegranate thing that was there. I got like a blueberry thing I figured I'd try that that wasn't there and I was like, I didn't get my fucking drink

Yeah, I had the cup and I'm like, I guess I'll just get raspberry iced tea I got it and then you came by with our drinks. Yeah, I had no idea it was like oh, I didn't get my fucking drink. So I had the cup and I'm like, I guess I'll just get raspberry iced tea. I got it. And then you came by with our drinks. I went, oh. I had no idea. It was like, oh, I guess this is okay. We fleeced them. Yeah.

We don't know how, but we did it. We did it. Money. That's some pretty lucky money. Accidental theft is an accident. We saw we. Oops. How are we, snake?

How was your drop two snakes on your chest? And see if they say they're sorry. They're sorry. They're sorry you got shot. I how was your top two snakes on your chest? Sorry, they're sorry you got shot Each bite that they give to each other and you is one sorry yeah Dude these things are so sorry check this out Another great like Heathcliff comic. It's just like old man nutmeg shirt. It's like the sorry snake apologize That's garbage a turn it down the street. Wow. He was really sorry Dude community cares

There doesn't get potential Panera doesn't give a fuck anymore. Yeah, well again. They're still caring by just letting you take their shit Yeah, they come in and steal. I don't care It lives on in spirit within the Panera itself. He's carrying the torch. Yeah in April of 2018 Panera's website leaked between 7 million and 37 million customer records about the vulnerability Including names physical addresses credit card numbers Panera was notified privately about the vulnerability in August 2017 But failed to fix it until after it was disclosed publicly eight months later Panera said this affected less than 10,000 customers So if you're one of the nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine dipshit's this was detrimental to then tough luck eat your soup little soup, bitch Yeah Yeah, that's cool. Wait, so they went, whoa, take a free drink, shut up.

They basically- They basically- Cry about it. Waited a year to tell- Uh-huh. To tell everyone. Also- They didn't wait any amount of time.

They waited for people to not find out. Yeah. And then, uh-oh. Fight the Cyprus. And we're sorry. Yep. At least the snakes. When you order at the front, a snake bites you.

You're welcome. Seven million to thirty-seven million, like, we're not sure. Yeah. But then they said, listen, it's less than ten thousand people. There's no way that's true. Yeah, but how do they know that? Like they don't, how do they know it's less than 10,000? They don't even know if it's 7 to 37 million.

But we're pretty sure it's pretty sure there's only about 10,000 people who this affected. Well I think which is enough for like a small town. I think, I think probably a lot of the information that leaked is Like dead people because it was probably it was probably dead people and the base of the Panera cares community cafes So they don't have any money anyway, and so well, there's no foul. I mean there there are 187 years old collecting Social Security Voting blue yeah, and they're here to they're here to stop them Social Security. And Voting Blue! Yeah, and they're here to stop them.

Panera has my Social Security number, I mean why not Elon Musk? Panera, SpaceX, whatever! Everyone can have my identity. It's fine dude, everybody's got it. It's never been safer to fly to. Yeah, it's fine dude. It doesn't matter. If I had a nickel for every time I've experienced, got an email from like a company that I've used or subscribed to,

and they're like, oh, we had a data breach. Here's some free credit monitoring and stuff. I pretty much have it nonstop because it happens so often. Like, nothing is not important, but it's also like, it's out again. I guess what? I stole the same number. Yeah, I guess what I stole the same numbers. Yeah It seems more like a problem for people that are getting the information because it's like we got your social it's like well Hey, I'm stealing it. No, I stole it

You guys fight it out. I don't There's a big ring and they each have That's how they that's how they fight it out. Otherwise it's all gummed up with everyone trying to use my social security number to open a new account. It's the social security snakes. And he put them all in a pit. Yep.

Only one snake will survive. And he walks out with your social security number. He just gets all the numbers. I am social security? What's that with your social security number? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I am social security now. Social security now. Do you guys also get like emails about class action lawsuits? So you can- Constantly.

Yeah. And even if you read it, first of all, I'm usually never like valid, right? Right. If you did this, and second of all, if you are, you get like $5. Yes. I just can. Yep. Don't give a shit. I think the most- Guys, Zozo has to pay 80 trillion dollars

You get five bucks or dollars and eight cents. I think the most I've gotten is like 60 bucks nice. That's a lot That's a video game. Yeah, so I don't know yeah get one Comes out video games will be off $100 already 70 never mind PS 5 They're already 70 never mind PS5 GTA is gonna be so expensive. How are we ever gonna be able to afford? Hey? Hey, buddy? You have a lot of fun playing with Gavin Enjoy that he's got a strap into that motherfucker. Let me let me know if you want to come on back Basically he's good

Yeah, you want to you want to go in the desert and take peyote and turn into animals? Try that a couple times. Whee! The final fact! In 2024, in preparation for a public offering, Panera told its restaurants to remove materials promoting things like grass-fed beef and animal welfare. Why? Get that shit out of there.

By relaxing their meat standards and charging you more money The company is looking to save 21 million dollars a year This is fine because once you're downing raw milk you won't make it to 2026 anyway mix it with a charged lemonade Maybe they'll kill the bacteria like you did those two people dark empath take flight. It's time to set these wrongs, right? Why did you guys dispel at the end end I don't know how to activate the dark empath you're just trying shit just trying stuff you know I mean figured this might be how you do it I upset him there's a no no no he has like mind lasers he's reading your mind last time it was last time he was like reading

minds and I was doing like laser he He was. I was putting a laser into your mind. Oh no! That's the power of the dark empath. CEOs beware. You're in for a scare. Okay, did that work? No, that's just goosebumps. Somebody photoshopped the sauce monkey with the yellow eyes like the dog

in the goosebumps theme. Bubble bubble toil and trouble? Arf arf arf arf arf. But have it be Nick's dog with humans eyes. That's good. But the yellow eyes, yeah yeah yeah. Nick didn't want to say anything. But he could hear what the people in the Panera were saying.

That's why I was like, it's so quiet in here. He was like Professor X. Screaming! It's dead silent Just sweating is looking at the old woman. You don't want to know what she's thinking There's a reason she doesn't have any friends with her. She's eating. She's eating their bones. Yeah, I Feel all of it. I Know what she did

last summer every summer so Panera to me is a very What does it mean to you? It's a very weird setup where you order from the Kindle setups or if you're very old you order from the counter Right. I saw people ordering from the counter

Did you see the line start forming behind her of the other old people who were soup plantations out of business, man? You know about soup plantation? No, I don't think it was big enough. Do you know that it was only called soup plantation in California? What was it called everywhere else? Sweet tomato, something like that. What? Yeah. Is that name better or worse? Let's it's better soup better Plantation I I feel awesome. I feel uncomfortable ordering plantains Okay, like you might slip up

Plantation was like I get some plantations. Oh shit It was like like all you can eat kind of like salad bar thing with other stuff soups and things like that or whatever Yeah, it's like that. Yeah, um, but but for old people it was all very old people It's even riskier having something for old people called plantations soup plantations. Just like old days That's why they couldn't change the name. Uh-huh California only He's trapped Just like the little days. That's why they couldn't change the name. Uh-huh. And it's only in California. Only in Cali... He's trapped in the...

You eat! Don't go to plantations! That's true. But they closed it down. I don't know if you guys know the story. I'm sure you don't. No! But they closed it down.

They're out of business. In California at least. I'm sure there's Sweet Tomatoes or whatever the fuck the other name is somewhere else. But the ones in California at least I'm sure there's sweet tomatoes or whatever the fuck the other name is somewhere else but the ones in California are gone. Out of nowhere in San Diego, rising like a phoenix, somebody who does not have the rights to the name or anything went we're opening the soup plantation again back where it was they bought the building, it's still called soup plantation, they went to open it it's across the street from like an assisted living facility so it's like back where it was. They bought the building. It's still called suit plantation. They went to open it. It's across the street from like an assisted living facility. So it's like this is prime. And

they were getting it all set up and all this stuff. And then whoever owned the copyright to suit plantation went like, what are you doing? And they went, we're opening suit plantation. And they went, no, you're not. And they went, that went that's right We're not and then it is an empty building That Rocco was around one day or whatever and they at night and they looked in the windows and People were living in there inside the old abandoned soup plantation kind of Yeah back to the people yeah back to the people soup plantation. So it kind of... It evened out. Back to the people. Yeah.

Back to the people. Soup plantation is gone. I was going to say, across the street from the assisted living home, that's part of that trifecta you get. Assistive living home, soup plantation, funeral home. Yeah, absolutely. Come on in! It's just one!

You drop off at the first one and then they make it to the end of the line. It's just a beltway. It's what? A walkway. One day, it's a straight shot. Yeah. It's just a moving walkway from one place to the other and there's no back. Yeah. Doot doot doot. This is a one-way sky bridge.

There they go. Getting on the train of the afterlife. Oh dude. Suplantation was a place that you would just go to so cheap to eat at yeah, so so so cheap Yeah, it was just filled with oldies. Yep, just like Panera now. They go to Panera now They go to Panera there. It was either students working on an essay. Yeah, or Oldies and we were there 130 yeah Or oldies. And we were there, 1.30? Yeah, lunch time. Imagine that at 8am. Probably crawling with them.

They had to wait for six hours at that point. They have a giant coffee section at the front. You know that is just like a line of people at 7am filling it up, sitting down, and that's where they meet for breakfast. Every day. They just get a breakfast soup and coffee and they're old. Coffee talk. Yep. It's just that. Ugh. Kind of have something to do. Yeah. Uh, but Jordan, I think we should probably learn about the food. Let's see if we can figure out what exactly we ate because I'm still not sure.

They're bagels. Bagels. Panera, Asiago, bagel stacks. Just call them sandwiches. Really? Chicken Roma, Bagels? Panera Asiago Bagel Stacks Just call them sandwiches really. Chicken Roma, grilled chicken, melty fresh mozzarella, vine ripen tomatoes, chopped basil, fresh arugula, green goddess dressing, salt and pepper with a garlic aioli drizzle. What's? Michael you don't like arugula? I hate it. And that one also had the tomato. Yeah, the tomato I can take off. Arugula is annoying because you can't, I'm not gonna pick all of it off. And there was quite a bit. It just sucks.

I just hate it. I don't like the leaf and I also hate the stem. There's no part of the plant I enjoy. It sucks, I hate it. Give me fucking lettuce! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. But you can't elevate a dish with lettuce. I'll take the chunk and then I just deal

with the little scratch Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I wasn't that much of a problem though because these things were pretty flavorful like outside the Like we cut them all in half. Yeah, basically there were a couple bites. Yeah pretty good size They also have the spicy steak not to be confused with the sorry snake Steak. Not to be confused with the sari snake. Tender marinated steak with melty provolone, creamy salsa verde spread, fresh arugula, red onions, and zesty sweet peppers.

The peppers really came through on that. Like big, big, big. Were they sweet or zesty? Because I was led to believe that zesty meant spicy. Now here's the thing. You don't speak Italian like Nick does. As we were leaving, Nick said, ah, zesty, it's Italian for spicy.

And we all went, what? And he went, Italian for spicy. And we all went, huh? And uh... And he went, you don't speak Italian. Yeah. Correction, not we all. Uh-huh.

Michael did not care that the zesty conversation was occurring. Oh, I, listen. You chimed in with listen With I hate zest Mentioned that triggered me. Okay hate zest you guys. I love the zesty ride. Yeah was Questioning your Italianism. Mm-hmm. I went forget about it. That's what I did I was forgetting about it as it was happening and then someone went sassed it. Hey test There was that's on the way. I don't want to eat a fruit rind.

But what was the last one, Jorgun? The zesty Tuscan. This one's got grilled chicken, Soprasada, Melty provolone, chopped basil, fresh arugula, again, zesty sweet peppers, again, and garlic and oily drizzle.

A lot of mixing and matching of these ingredients It really is just like I changed protein and will like this one. I didn't change the protein. Well, they did It's chicken chicken almost take not to be the chicken Roma. Oh, that's it was different though I don't know it was a different meat for sure. Mm-hmm. Well had the so persaud, right? That must have been is that what that like completely? I had the soap risotto right that must have been is that what that like completely? Shadowed the chicken yes in my head. I didn't even realize there was two chickens Yeah, it was like I ate the chicken sandwich first then I had The sappressata and I'm like what the fuck am I eating?

I know and then I had the steak I called them pepperoni Jordan looked at he's like this was got pepperoni on it When I was eating it I was like oh, there's chicken on this. So I had the same thing you did. I didn't even notice it because that meat was much more flavorful than the chicken. I was also expecting the chicken Roma to have a pesto on it, but I guess that's the green goddess dressing. What is green goddess dressing? It says that, like, I don't know what that is. I'll look it up. I don't know what that is. Maybe you should look it up. Thank you, Nick.

I'll look it up. Look it up while I power through this press material. Because we're running, we're running long and I don't, I don't want to waste the audience's time. Yeah, or mine. I have to go buy a birthday cake. Combine yogurt, parsley, mixed herbs, chives, lemon juice, zest, olive oil, capers, garlic, salt and pepper. I almost broke his finger So it's just like so what made it taste like pesto. I don't know was that crazy Nick said you're crazy. There was a bunch of green shit on there, so I was just like it's pesto Yeah, I don't really care for pesto mmm, but I guess I don't even know what pesto tastes like yeah

I was in pesto. Yeah, but basil is good. I like basil But you hate arugula. I hate oh yeah, I do hate arugula. I hate and zest I don't like how arugula tastes and it also gets stuck in your fucking teeth. It's so annoying mm-hmm I Had a bite of that apple it was stuck in my just it's like someone's like you know How you put like shit garnish on the side of the plate yeah, it doesn't make sense And it makes it look nice someone's like put a put a food put on the food Put the arugula on the sandwich take it from the side, I think that's what happens Nick sent us a picture of a spaghetti pizza. He's been yeah yeah, I said put it on your head

He's been really excited about the spaghetti pizza for like full 24 hours. We're going to see here's what all here's what here's what I'll say though I will strike him down Out of anger for just saying let's go to Cece's cuz he always says uh-huh So I say yeah say let's get spaghetti pizza, and I'll get it. I'll hear where it's from because that's good for this show Yeah, stop saying let's go to Cece's because we've been saying that for years fell swoop shut up You keep getting out spaghetti you keep giving him it out. He won't take it and it's just getting away shut up One mouse All right quote there's so much left our

All right. Quote. Oh, there's so much left. Our Osceaga. Yeah, we just got to the backside. Sorry. Is that you? Yeah. Our Osceaga bagel is a signature item that our guests have always loved for its rich, cheesy flavor. And we realized there was room to showcase it far beyond the breakfast menu as part of this new lineup said Mark Shambura, chief market Mark marketing officer Panera Bread. Our guests are going to love the bold zesty flavors these new sandwiches offer with a price that delivers great value for lunch or dinner. We got six sandwiches, four drinks. Yeah. No cookies.

No cookies. It's like 60 bucks. I guess it's a good deal. It's less 60 bucks. I guess it's a good deal. It's less than- We all ate one and a half sandwiches. Yeah. And then you guys, and then we also came with chips, except two of them I picked apple. Thanks for the apple.

Nick loved the apple. Nick was so excited about the apple. He was cutting the apple. He was cutting the apple in half. He was eating the apple halves and he was having a good time. I offered you a half. I told you you could have it. I don't hate it.

Rebuttal? None. Hey, checkmate? Victor. That's right. You tried to look, but he didn't look at the cards. Well, we have a review of Panera, but we need to hear what your review is first

in a segment we call You Review. I'm just taking a cursory glance. What's going on with the second line? We will see when we get there. I haven't cursory glanced. I'm going to surprise myself. I did want to look up just to end the debate. Using zesty in a sentence. You can use the word zesty to describe food, people, or parties.

For example, you might describe a meal as zesty if it has a strong, pleasant, and somewhat spicy flavor. You might describe a party as zesty if the people attending are lively, enthusiastic, and maybe even a little bit loud. Other uses of zesty, an LGBTQ slang, Zesty can also be used to describe a man who's effeminately or flamboyantly gay. What? That's in the dictionary?

That's on Google. Oh, that feels like people in the 90s would use it that way. I've never heard that. They can't do that. Well, I mean... There you go. What? You mean what? That's... We're probably not the ones who would hear it. I am definitely the person. Neither have I. Well, I mean, there you go. What?

You mean what? We're probably not the ones who would hear it. I am definitely the person that would hear it. For sure. Absolutely, I would. You better start calling yourself Zesty. I have heard, I can't call myself Zesty. I'm not Zesty, but I would hear it.

Let us know in the comments. Is Michael Zesty? Do you know who my running crew is? Okay. All right. I've been on 4th Street at 1.30 in the morning many many nights. No one's saying Zesty. That is Zesty though. No one's saying Zesty. They're saying a lot of other things.

And he's Zesty. I think Zesty's old parlance. I think so. I think Zesty, you'd hear that in the original Sex and the City. Yes, yeah yeah yeah. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's pretty good. Mario Cantone is saying Zesty. I think Michael should read the first one. I read the name. Baldi B!

First of all, Thomas at the counter... Okay, hang on. I just gotta explain this here. First of all, comma, Thomas at the counter, comma, needs a bit more, comma, no, comma, needs a lot more cheer in his life, period. It's that time of year and he was no way near jolly. So blah with his attitude, ordered the grilled mac and cheese sandwich and soup, will definitely not order that again, was hardly any mac and cheese between the bread and wasn't very tasty at all. No way indicative of the advertisement side posted in the window!

For the five plus dollars paid for it. Very sad! Things need to change guys. Mac and cheese sandwich? Also two sentences to start, 75 commas about he wasn't jolly. Go fuck yourself. What? Baldi B was probably 95 years old. he wasn't jolly. Go fuck yourself. What? Baldi B was probably 95 years old. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go fuck yourself. Baldi is just a very old,

that's like a name they gave you in the Dust Bowl. Yeah. They just had, you had like a bunch of kids. Things need to change, guys. Also where he could have used a comma, didn't. Yeah. Mac and cheese sandwich? Around Christmas time, too.

Sandwich and soup? I don't know what that means. Merry Christmas, I'm gonna eat this mac and cheese on some bread? I mean, they have mac and cheese bowls. I don't know if that's what he's describing, but I don't know where the soup comes in. No, because he's talking about...

I know that, I'm just saying. Hardly any mac and cheese between the bread. Expecting Thomas to work with the Panera bread. They could do like a bread bowl, like with soup, but hardly any mac and cheese between the bread expecting Thomas Right, I'm just saying they could do like a bread bowl like with soup, but they put mac and cheese in it So you still have like a ball and then you can and then you can eat the bread. I'm just saying That is also a fear grilled mac and cheese. I don't know what the fuck this guy ordered But he wasn't met with holiday cheer now, so it all went down the shitter and Thomas must pay. Yeah Thomas must pay Thomas he's, oh I'm on!

Here. He was so bad. I don't understand Baldi, what he wants. Like what it had made his day better if Thomas- Ho, ho, ho, what the fuck do you want? Thomas behind the counter, like took his order happily. Yeah, I like got a complaint about something, so I guess it's that. I guess so, huh?

My mac and cheese sandwich wasn't good enough. What? Hey, you want to say this name? Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, I do. This next one, it comes from the very normal name. Uh huh. M two, a two, T two, T two, E two, O two W. Um, I think it's Mateo. It is. Oh, are there two? I thought because that is his username. I thought it was another one of Elon Musk's kids. You won't believe what this one told the president. You're not jolly enough. This place was good around a year or two ago.

Now the staff is extremely lazy when I went here recently. Employees are either walking around like zombies doing nothing. They forgot I got two cookies and gave me one. Didn't read directions and put turkey in my sandwich when we put no turkey. The food tastes hell of a lot worse and all of the drinks are extremely watered down. No, they're not. This place has really gone downhill in the last few years and how do they run out of bread? A one star review is being generous. Get better employees that actually give two shits about work. Whoa. Employees are either walking around like zombies doing nothing yeah

or and upset them and they forgot a thing yeah i w- also also zombies don't do nothing they eat brains just so you know yeah zombies are like

just so you know they only do one thing they're on a mission yeah yeah hi can i get the turkey sandwich? no turkey what the fuck

at least i got two cookies to look forward to I can't believe they did empty a to t2 t2 t2 oh to like that w w Who's your favorite droid by the way? Those drinks are not watered down though. They are the sugary-est, sour-est, most overwhelming beverages I've ever had in my life. Like the teas, the lemonades that they made there. When I didn't think we were getting our drinks first, I tried a little drip of the lemonade, and I went,

I told the Jordans, like, how's that? I went, it ain't like Annie Anne's lemonade. Where it's like real palatable, a little bit lemonade, sugary as fuck, but it's not like super duper sour. I was like, how's that? I went, it ain't like Annie Anne's lemonade. Where it's like real palatable, it's like a little bit lemonade, it's sugary as fuck, but it's not like super duper sour. I was like, oh my God. Then I got the drink I actually ordered, drank that, I was like, oh my God.

I poured some out before we left and filled it with water. So when you say it's watered down, you're out of your fucking mind. I did like a 75 25 combination of the tea I got with the lemonade. It tastes like the lemonade. It's so strong, dude. Yeah, it tastes like the lemon. Yeah, so strong dude It's overpowering shit. Their coffee is strong their coffee's you got something wrong with you

If you're drinking anything from there saying it's watered down What more do you want? No, I don't know you had their regular lemonades and teas or whatever Yeah, if that's how strong those are, think about the charged lemonade and what it was doing to you. It would've been invincible. It would've been like Sonic. It would've been like Golden Sonic.

Yeah, you would've gone Super Saiyan and blasted off into space. Yeah. One more you review. That was such a cool fight though, by the way. That looked great. Blasting off into space. When he blasted off into space

and they had that space fight. Was that in the third one? Yeah, did you not see it? Oh, I thought you saw it. Oh my God, it looks so good. It was actually like the animation was actually sick I kind of wanted their space fight. It's real cool. I'll give a shit about Sonic and I was like We almost went to see it when Cole was super saying I wish we had Sonic and Like just fighting robots and aliens. I'll wait for it to hit Paramount Plus I watched the first fuck about any of it and I was like this cool And it just looks good. I like I know stuff that looks good, and I was like this looks awesome

I have animation is stellar I haven't seen any of the Sonic movies, and I heard this one's like like a straight-up action It's action the whole fucking time dude. It's action packed It was fun, and any Jim Carrey scene is awesome because there's two of them. It's fucking entertaining film We can watch it. The only part is stream it the only parts It's just like four kids and they're just like so strange is the backstory of of shadow with this little girl Because he's an animated. Yeah, dog and she's like a ten-year-old like Sonic. Oh six with Sonic Oh, no, the human girl. Oh, no. Yeah, but it's just it's not it's not forbidden love. They're just friends Nick calm down

You can write your own story It's just like it's not forbidden love. They're just friends Nick calm down. You can write your own story It's just like it's just like It's just the emotional attachment to like and this is why shadow right care anymore But it's just so strange because it's like reason hedgehog. Yeah, he's a giant It's like a giant hedgehog, and it's like it's like gonna be friends forever. He's like yeah We'll be friends forever. It's like laying in the grass looking at the stars. And it's Keanu Reeves who has like one note. Yes.

How bizarre. It was bizarre. But I would recommend it, even if you don't get a shit about Sonic. It was pretty entertaining. Who wants to read Big W? I'll do Big W. OK. Do Big W.

All right, Big Dub! You turn that W upside down, it's Big M. Oh shit. Mike? Oh my god, I'll read it like this. Good luck. There you go. Maybe not. Then I just look like Eric trying to order. Big Dub says, usually when I charge my Tesla, I hit, super expensive, Whole Foods.

Last visit I decided to do PB instead. Mistake. Uh oh. I put my order in on the little tablet. It kept asking me if I want to join the reward club or whatever. So I went through typing all my info. So don't do it. Then it asked you to slide a card. What card? I slide my debit card and error. So I do this all again.

Error. So I go up to the counter. No other customers around. I wait 10 minutes until an employee finally comes over. I tell her what happened. She says, I need a Panera card for the last part, so she gives me a new one. I go waste my time again. Swipe the Panera card at the end. Error again! After I get my food, no receipt. I go up to counter because I need

it for work. Seems like an impossible task. I said quote, I need to eat while I can. If you finally can print it for me, I'll be at the table. I would probably never go here again. I couldn't figure- Reward code or whatever. So the ninth time I tried it. Like, it asks you that at the beginning? That's crazy. Hey, are you a rewards member?

Yes. Continue as guest. Continue as guest. Never ask me again. Cause I was wondering, I'm like, oh, I wonder if it's gonna like keep popping up or something. Never ask you again. Yeah, but, but you know, what if he comes back?

This guy's fucking nuts. All you do is say no. Just always never join the rewards group. It wasn't an issue for me when I fake ordered next to Eric. Yeah. And I just started adding things that look terrible. And I kept saying, you want this? And I added it.

I got through that in one second. Can you please finally print my receipt? A thing I've never asked you to do? I'll be at the table. And he's still there to this day. Yeah, never followed up on what happened. I think we saw Big W. He was that skeleton in the corner.

Talking to that old lady. What the fuck? For something you don't know about or care about. He tried it five times That's insane. Let me see. I'm mad about it. Yeah slide your card. All right Well that must car that must mean my debit card try my library card try my blockbuster card none of it work Why would you try to join this thing what the fuck yeah, I, I never go to this place. I'm gonna join the rewards They're just they're just a idiot nice. I love this

That's pretty cool. It's very cool. That that is cool. Yeah I enjoy using it a lot also I bet like it's so funny for someone to watch you pull that out and pay Oh, I know it no one's saying that yet, but I've seen they're looking Fucking fuckbusters. Holy shit. Someone's going, holy shit, you can do that? Did he just use the Buckbuster voice? Eric's been trying it ever since. I keep trying. He keeps trying.

One day. Where's my receipt? Finally! Let me be a reward member. Those are your reviews, but now it's our review of the Panera Osseago Bagel Stacks. I'm gonna say right at the top, not bagels. Definitely not bagels. Definitely not bagels. They're just little sandwiches. They're little sandwiches. That's fine. Why call them a bagel stacks. I'm gonna say right at the top not bagels definitely not bagels definitely not they're just little sandwiches

That's fine. Why don't the bagel don't call them bagels? Yeah, don't understand But I cannot deny They're pretty good. They were pretty tasty. I I enjoy I I ate all three halves of you Not only did I I also enjoyed each one more than the last I ate them in the perfect order for me Oh, did you yes, I would I think I did the reverse I think I started with the best one and then ended with the worst one, but I ate all of them as Not a Panera guy. Yeah, and even if they are going downhill

They might have something good on their hands here I'm not saying stop what you're doing and go try it, but. If you're there with your grandma at 6 a.m., big time. If you got a test to study for, or grandma needs to be. Or you want to just run in and steal a drink. Yeah, or if grandma's got an hour off of the assisted living center. Just got an hour off of the oxygen tank.

Or both. Check out Panera Bread and try these. You can, you could probably get all three. What was your order? Or both. Yeah, um check out Panera Bread and and and try these you can You could probably get all three. What was your what was your I think you probably of enjoyment. I would say the Zesty Tuscan was one okay spicy steak and then chicken Roma interesting or my one two three, okay? Um I Chicken was the least good which was good the chicken Roma, I had that first. I'm like, this is okay. I will say they do do a very good job with like melty cheese. It was very melty.

They do good cheese job at Panera. Also did a good job of staying together. Yes, the bread was great. It held, it was flavorful, not a bagel. That's how you know it's not a bagel. It's not a bagel. That's how you know. It was like arugula, yuck.

I took the tomato off, yuck. It was pretty good. The chicken room was good. I had the The zesty Tuscan next uh I thought that was better I had the steak last and I liked that the most though cuz it was actually spicy It was dark. It had some pretty much flavor. It makes sense why that's probably your second It did have a good kick. Yeah, but the zesty Tuscan was not spicy Nick so that falls apart there Did have a good kick yeah, but the zesty Tuscan was not spicy Nick so that could falls apart there Only one of those sandwiches were spicy steak for sure was the most flavorful for sure as well the This but what I'm telling you is the spicy steak was spicy the zesty Tuscan was not spicy But it says but it says zesty in it so it should have been spicy and it wasn't

So anyway, I'm hitting this one with a 79%. Oh, yeah, it was good. They were, honestly, they were all good. I liked them in that particular order. If I only was given the chicken Roma, I still would have liked it. I'm gonna give it, you know what, Panera? Panera, stay home.

84. Wow. It was good. That was pretty good. How much were they? Were they like crazy expensive? I think our grand total was like 65 bucks something around there for it's not terrible for six sandwiches You gotta give money to your roommate whose fling

Yeah, no, I'll cut you this check cash after I leave so they were only yeah 81.5. It's pretty good. That is that is a while Here's the thing we've been slogging through. It's the closest that we had to like real food in a while. I would say it was it was real food. It was like the chicken was the least flavorful. Yeah, the other meat was much more flavorful, but it was still good chicken and it looked like real food. Yeah, it looked like fast food. That's my favorite. I like the steak. It was really good. Yeah, very spicy. But like only while you're eating it. Not like, oh my god, it's my shit. I like the steak. It was really good. Yeah, very spicy. But like only while you're eating it not like

Oh my god. Oh my god. It's so hot. I was surprised. I thought this is actually spicy and I sucked it down Mm-hmm. It was really good. So go check it out. I mean we ate all the food. Yeah, it was all gone Yeah, yeah, we had the apples. I know we were like we were like, oh, that's why he was sucking on apples Cut up in half and you know, Nick will have have extras. And he was pissed you gave him potato chips. I think with the size that they are, you can get two. Thought it was a cookie. And be pretty good. Yeah.

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