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Episode Date: March 10, 2025

SPONSORS: Head to http://Drinklightstrike.com to learn more! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get 10% off your first month. In this wet and mild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together to catch up on everything that's been going on since the last time they were face to face. They debate who the strongest comedian is, Bert claims it's himself, Tom suggests Godfrey or Carrot Top. Who do you think it is? The bears also talk about how cities kind of blow, Bob Dylan sorta sucks, Mussolini inventing fascism, Bert's big summer plans, Chrissy D performing at MSG on 9/11, plus some Oscars thoughts, some opinions on refrigerated food, and the different flavors of Spanish around the world. Enjoy the show! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 279 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:12 - Strongest Comedian Living 00:09:16 - Medical Emergency In Show 00:17:43 - Georgia's Trip To Spain 00:22:45 - Bert's IG Feed 00:26:28 - Horrible IG Feed 00:31:31 - Mussolini Deep Dive 00:35:42 - Mean Girls 00:39:53 - Fridge Food 00:41:33 - Coffee Drinks 00:46:27 - Top Dog Coffee 00:53:10 - Spanish Accents 00:59:10 - Emilia Perez 01:02:00 - The Oscars Are Over 01:06:24 - Bob Dylan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

100% cute. Welcome to another episode of Two Bears, One Cave. I'm here with my buddy Bertrand. The strongest comedian living. The strongest living comedian. Am I the strongest comedian? Am I the strongest comedian? I don't know.

That's a good question. Top five? Top 10? I think you're probably top ten Well, here's that easy. No, wait, you mean like known comedian? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm sure there's dudes that are Yeah, probably unknown that are powerlifters that are just getting into it juice heads and fucking yeah. Oh care top care top Think he's up there. I don't know. I Don't know. I bet Godfrey Godfrey's probably strong. Oh Godfrey's probably strong. I don't know. I don't know. I bet Godfrey's probably strong as shit.

Oh, Godfrey's probably strong. I don't know, but 325. I mean, let's talk about it. OK, you brought it up. Yeah, yeah. Google, how many people in the world can bench 325 pounds? Let's see. That's a...

How many centimeters and an inch? Wow, less than 10%. Less than 10%. Only a small percentage. Less than 10% can bench 310 per sounds. Yeah. That's so funny. That's not what I got when I Googled it.

It was like 0.01% of the world. I think that's fine. 10% of the world can bench 325 pounds. That's a lot of strong motherfuckers. Well, it is saying less than 10, which is pretty broad. Less than 10%. I think it's.01. I know that if you do 400 pounds bench,

you're in a very small. I got one read out that out this said there you go Of dedicated weightlifters that's not of the population of dedicated weightlifters can do For do you think there's people in the population that could bench 400 pounds that don't lift weights There's a couple freak shows for sure like genetic anomalies, you know Like farmers sons who are just out there hauling hay every day that are like freak shows. Yeah, but most of the time,

this is like somebody really dedicated to doing that. So walk me through how you felt when you saw the video of me benching 325 pounds. Well, I was proud of you. I didn't, it went through a phase where like at first, you know, you were like, I don't know it went through a phase where like at first, you know, you were like, I don't know if I can, I'm doing, this is when you had the first date, which was like, I think New Year's Day.

Yeah. And you were like, I've gotten, I forget, 290 or something. And you were gonna do 305 or 315? Yeah. I did three, I did, right before New Year's, I did 305 twice and then I did 315, but it was like touch and go. Well, I thought before that, when you were like, I've gotten 290 or something, I was like, yeah,

it was like kinda up in the air. Once you told me you were moving it, but upping the weight, I actually thought you were crazy for a second, because you're like, I got this, but now I'm moving the day and I'm raising the the weight. I was like that's pretty crazy because if you're not there you're making it much harder. Yeah. Then when you told me you had done a couple reps of 305 I was pretty I was pretty certain you were going to get it. It's interesting how you can do the math about that, but even still, Arnold kind of fucked me up and he was like, he's like, he's like, it's crazy. Sometimes you get, you get 350 pounds and then they put on two and a halfs and you can't get it off your chest. It's mental. It's fucking mental. And then

you think that's true. I also think there's days like, I tell you, my dad used to track all his lifts and he, in a journal, right? And he was doing Olympic lifting. But he said he also would write down like how he was going into that day. So like I was super tired or energized, thinking there'd be a correlation between like I feel like shit and bad lifts,

or I feel great and good lifts. He was like, they never lined up. I could go in there, feel like I didn't sleep well, whatever, and have a great lift, and then I would have great feeling days and have bad lifts. Do you feel like that was stand up sometimes? Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, kind of. I know, especially, you know, the first time you tour on a big scale, like for me that

would have been, I don't know, probably like 2016 or 17, so I'm like going into theaters and you would clock, like oh, I'm in, I'm just making it up, but like I'm in Madison, the show was great, and then you go, so Madison only has great shows, like that's the, your brain registers it, and you go to Indy, the show sucked, you're like, so Indy sucks.

Then you come through the next time, and you're like, so Madison will be great, and it's not great, and you're like, what the fuck? And then Indy's not, and Indy is great, and you're like, oh, this is totally an inverse of what I thought. And then the more you tour, you realize that every night it can go any which way.

There are certain indicators, like I feel like small indicators, they're not 100%, but for me, I always check out before, like when the show's about to begin, I get on the VOG for the Voice of God mic for the comic that it's gonna go on stage for. And when that thing goes on,

like the lights have been turned off. If the lights turn off and they're just like, silence, you're like, what the fuck? And then you go. They just get quiet like they're about to see a play. Yeah, and then you go like, hey, you know, fucking Memphis, how are you guys feeling tonight? And it's just like a smattering of applause.

You're like, are there people out there? Yeah. And it's just like a smattering of applause. You're like, are there people out there? And it's just like, it's one of those things where you go, oh, that feels like that might inform what this next hour and a half is gonna be like. Conversely, like when you hear lights go off and they go, and you're like, how you guys doing? And they go, you're like, oh shit, we got a live one here. I would say it's pretty, like it pretty much

informs how that night's gonna go to a degree, but it's just not 100%. You can sometimes still have it go, oh I thought it was gonna be shitty because of that and it was good, or I thought they were gonna be great and it was kind of flatter, but I do feel like paying attention to how they react to, like the first time they're hearing, you know, oh, the show is starting.

It's a big indicator. I mean, I don't know if you had it on your last, I also had, I was thinking about this week shows that I was like, man, I don't understand how that was such a bad show. Like I guess you don't go, I don't understand how it's so good on other, cause sometimes it's so good and you go, well, that's the best. Yeah. It's so good that you go, that was the best.

But it's also just the roll of the dice. It's better if I don't care about the show. Yeah. Put less, you have to care, but you can't be like, high pressure on it, right. Well, I get nervous. I get nervous at Red Rocks. I get nervous at the Greek, anything big. L.A. Yeah.

No, no, no. Not like the Gorge. I wasn't nervous, but like Red Rocks is a big one for me. Like I'm really I'm doing I'm doing rather we haven't announced it, but I'm doing Red Rocks again this year. I get nervous at the Greek. Why? I don't know. I think because I, but I'm doing Red Rocks again this year. I get nervous at the Greek. I get nervous. I don't know.

I think because I invest, I put a lot into it. Like the Greek really made me nervous. Red Rocks always, always made me nervous. But that's why I like doing Red Rocks. Cause I don't always get nervous like that. Like, are you going to get nervous doing Madison Square Garden? Maybe a little, but only.

It's like a tent pole. Huh? It's like a tent pole. I? It's like a tent pole. I think only because it's not that it's MSG for me. It's that in New York, I never feel like the, like New York and LA crowds to me are a little more kind of judgy and a little like, like I'm not impressed, just so you know,

like is how they kind of feel. And so that's the part that kind of makes me like, oh are they gonna be, it's not that like, oh I'm in this space, even though I have great admiration for MSG, it's just that like I go, what kind of like, what kind of crowd's showing up? You know, cause I've had New York shows where you're like,

what the fuck was that? And then- Chris, Chris DiStefano's doing Madison Square Garden on 9-11. Yeah. He came with me last weekend. He came with me. I just saw that. That's what made me think about this.

I just saw him with you in Chicago. He got such a pop when he went up there. Really? I told him, I was like, hey, you might have to calm yourself down. He was like, really? I go, well, yeah, because you're a surprise guest and this audience knows you.

So when they hear you get announced and you pop up, I go, they're gonna go crazy. And they did. They went nuts. Yeah, it was awesome to watch. And he had a great set. It was so fun, but it was fucking lit there, dude. It was like, we're about just a hair under 17,000 people

and they were like, I mean, it's Chicago. Like they were energetic and like he, yeah, he had a great set. I had the most fun doing that show. And Lady had a seizure in that show. Someone had a seizure? Yeah. Someone had a seizure at my lucky taping.

Oh really? During the taping, someone had a fucking seizure and I was like great we won't use this fucking unless... I'm like working the round so I'm like working it you know? Like you kind of, you know just stay planted which is like the different thing is you're like you're here and then you walk over here and then you walk. So at first I just see some people standing in this area, but you also see people trying to get to their seats and you can't like acknowledge everything, right? Yeah.

So I make another loop on my second loop around, I go, what's going on? And they're like, she's having a seizure. And I go, oh, Jesus. I go, hey, do you want the lights on? Because that's more important. Turn the lights on and off real quick. Just everyone, click, click, click, click, click, click. I go, you wanna light her up? Because that's more important than what I'm doing. And then the guy goes, no, we're good.

And I go, okay. And then I just see like medical personnel. I'm like, I think I should just hold a beat while you guys do this. It's kind of weird to keep going. And then they like, they personnel. I'm like, I think I should just hold a beat while you guys do this. It's kind of weird to keep going. And then they put her in a stretcher and they wheeled her out. And then I saw the people around her sit down and I go, Hey, do you want to leave with her?

Cause that's kind of, and they're like, Oh, we're not with her. And I was like, Oh, okay. Well, I hope she lives. And then everyone was like, Oh, I'm like, well, I mean, what do you mean to say? Like, I don't... We did a Hail Mary as an arena for her. And then I realized... Oh, the prayer. The prayer, yeah. Yeah. I didn't throw a ball to her. I just...

We just played... I was like, well, you did a whole Mary. You did a Hail Mary. And then I was like, I think I fucked up because I thought... I think she may have had a hijab on. So then I just prayed to Allah also. But fuck yeah. Yeah. But I mean, yeah, I think she's OK.

I don't know. She could not be OK. I didn't understand what happened after. I had an interesting moment when I saw that picture that we have up right now that's you in Chicago. And I haven't been really on social media a ton. I've been trying to stay off it just for mental health because sometimes, I'm being very candid and honest, sometimes I will see a picture like this and I'm not

touring and it'll bum me out. And I'll go, what am I doing with my life? I wish I could do something like this. And I was with Leanne in bed and I saw that, I saw the list of pictures and it was, it looked so fun. It was fun. You got the jerseys. Yeah. You got the fucking, you're with Stefano and it's just so cool. And Tate, Jeff Tate was there.

Yeah, Jeff Tate. And I was in bed with Leanne and I was like, I'm not doing shit with my fucking career. Oh my God, you're crazy. And I was like, I gotta get on the road, I gotta get back on tour. And I was like, I gotta get on the road, I gotta get back on tour. And I was like, I gotta do Chicago, I wanna do the United Center. And she was like, wait, didn't you do it last time

you were in Chicago? I was like, did I? She goes, yeah, and then I look and I have the exact same fucking picture of me in United Center. And I'm like, god damn it, how can you get, how is it that you can get sad when you see someone doing something, but then you've also done the same thing,

and then you, but you, but it reflects on you internally. Like, you know what I mean? It's like such a weird thing to like see someone on vacation and it bums you out, and you're like, wait, I've been to that exact resort. Yeah. Like I see people on vacation and I go, oh man, I wish I could do that.

I was in Spain. I was in Spain looking at people on vacation going, I want to go on vacation. You're like, I'm on vacation. Yeah. What the fuck? Wait, how was Spain? Oh, amazing. Yeah. Amazing.

Amazing. I'll tell you what, we need to incorporate siestas. Siestas are great. And by the way, I was, I think my Spanish is really good. Yeah, for sure. And then, and Georgia speaks Spanish. Yeah. And Georgia was, in doing an impression of me speaking Spanish, and it was like,

me like Campari, me want ice, me want ice, ice, ice. More ice, more ice. Is she loving it there? She loves it. Yeah. She loves it. Yeah, she loves it She is uh, she's speaking Spanish and yeah, I'm having the time of her life and and we went and visited Isla College Isla's fucking Happier than ever just Leanne and I sat as fuck alone in a house Just me and her every fucking day Tom

Fucking day. Well now I see why you want to go on the road. Don't you feel like, you had a much needed break. Don't you think this has been good for you though too? It's been really good for me. It's been really good for me to slow down. I think, can I tell you the biggest thing, and this is maybe a little inside baseball, but like,

I think when you're that busy, sometimes people ask you to do creative stuff and you don't have the bandwidth for it, and so it comes out mediocre. And so like, I'll give you a perfect example, is like promo videos. They would tell me like, we needed on sale video for dot dot dot, and I'd just be like,

I got so many of those, because you know, you have an on sale video for a show, you gotta, I need a promo video for Puro, so I need a for a show, you gotta, I need a promo video for Poor Osos, I need a promo video for our 5K, I need a promo video for your special, you have a movie coming out, we need to do a promo for that. And you have all this stuff that you just, all of a sudden I feel like the fun gets pulled

out of the job. When the job was never intended to be work, it was meant to be fun. It is work, but it should be fun work. And that's when it's at its best. And that's why I think when you see, I'll use Shane as an example, but when you see Shane make tires or Gillian Keeves,

that was all just fun. It wasn't work yet. His calendar wasn't loaded. All he had to do was sit in an apartment with his boys and try to make each other laugh. And that's the beauty of the playfulness of standup. You know? And I think I had subtracted that out of it

and gotten so many plates spinning that I couldn't have fun with anything. I just was like, I looked at everything as another job. And I think I'm glad that I got the opportunity to kind of slow down, because now I'm having fun and trying to, like writing jokes and shooting content that's fun. And I'm enjoying doing podcasts,

that I'm not promoting anything. I'm just going on to do a podcast. Well then, also maybe try not to get yourself in that same place again, right? That's my goal, is my goal is to downsize a little bit and bring it backwards so that I don't have as much shit coming at me and just have fun with stuff. Like you know what I said, I was like,

I miss when you first moved to Austin, I said this to Leanne, I said I miss when you first moved to Austin. Because I missed that that was literally just a day of nothing. I love when you come here. I love when you come here. But when you come here, you get to have the fun of I'm going to stay at a hotel.

I'm going to go work out in the morning. I'm going to take a meeting. I'm going to come to a podcast. But when I went to Austin, I had to get to have that fun. It was like, yo, I'm coming in. I'm going to work out. We're going to go out to dinner that night. We're going to go party.

We're going to do a couple of podcasts. And I was like, I told Leanne, I was like, I gotta start coming out to Austin more. Yeah, come out more. I'm gonna go to, in June, I wanna spend like two weeks out there. And just cause it's like, cause you know the other thing?

It's like, with standup, I know you feel this, but like when you're in Austin and you're doing standup, and you go to the club that night, you've had a full day of the boys, Christine, podcasts, work meetings, script meetings, super, and then all of a sudden you go to the club and you're like, I haven't thought about standup all day

and now I'm supposed to do it. But when you're on the road, you're like, yo, I'm gonna just do standup tonight. That's all I'm thinking about is standup. That's true. And I kinda wanna get back to that. Especially with just standup is like, that's why I was like, I'm gonna just do stand-up tonight. That's all I'm thinking about is stand-up. That's true. And I kinda wanna get back to that. Yeah. Especially with just stand-up is like,

that's why I was like, I totally am. I was like, I think I'm gonna go to Austin for like two weeks. Just do the mothership. Literally just do podcasts with Tom, do the mothership. When he's not there, I'll be fine. I really wanted to do Lauren Compton's podcast. I do Danny Brown's again.

I think his podcast is awesome. So fun, you know but like I think that's what I'm trying to do is downsize a little bit and just Get it a little back to what it was. I like it man. That's a good plan Yeah, I think this time off has been good for me taking on too much is not good for anyone man. I know It's not good for anyone. So how long's not good for anyone so how long will she stay in Spain though Georgia she's coming home in like a week oh yeah she was there 90 days the longest you can have a visa all right it's like 90 days

I'm gonna FaceTime you when she's back and we'll just talk in Spanish in front of you it was weird when the waitress came up for the very first time we saw her. We hadn't seen her, and we haven't seen her work her Spanish. And the waitress comes up and she ordered for us. And I went, I was like, wow. She was like, dad, my Spanish sucks. And I was like, it's better than mine. And I tell everyone I can speak Spanish.

That sounds very you. Oh God. Yeah, it was cool. Both the girls wanted to just kind of chill out with Leanne. Like just hang out with her. Just even look at Instagram videos. Because that's like, Leanne's thread is like innocuous. It's so weird, right? It's the dumbest. It's like cat videos, people scaring people at work, like, boo! And then there's some lady, some fat lady going, eeeh!

And Leanne's crying laughing. Mine's definitely not like that. Dude, have your boys gotten a hold of your phone and seen your algorithm? No. And I refute, by the way, one of their favorite things to do is to take my phone and they go, hey, I'm Tom. They go, I'm Tom.

And then they're like, have your phone. And I always grab, I'm like, don't, if that shit's unlocked, I'm like, fuck no. Do not look at that. Yeah, excuse me. I learned the hard way with the girls that I couldn't let them open my Safari browser because I don't know what I've seen last.

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There's tooth. The first thing she saw was fat and word summer Have you seen fat n-word summer have you seen fat n-word summer Pull up fat n-word summer That was the first thing she saw hold for that that that is don't put fat Bert god damn it fuck off this is why I can't be online fucking line tell me wait does that does that really auto correct stop it does I didn't see it says your name Instagram Instagram Instagram fat n-word summer oh I saw it okay so this is it no hang on okay go to the inst do you fat n-word summer wait do you have to write n-word or the

actual no no I can't say the word that's what I'm asking no you have to write n-word or the actual word? No, no, I can't say the word. That's what I'm asking. No, you got to say any. You got to say any, you say it. Not any. Any. Fat, any summer. You got to say fat, any. I got it.

No, that's the first thing she sees. No, what are you doing? Go to the Google search. Go to the search. Go to the Google search. Okay. That search. Go to the Google search, okay. That one, right? I'm not seeing, I see Rogan talking to fucking Dr. Phil. I'm looking at the search bar, hold on bro.

Okay, fat. There you go, it's right there. The other word, okay. Summer. With an A, with an A, yeah. Okay, okay, with an A. The fun way to say it. And now go to the Instagram.

Go to the Instagram go to the Instagram I'm sure it's the one that says Loading that one. I don't know. I mean, that's why we went to oh It's probably it Can someone over here find it Let me see is it a No, is it a song It's a it. No, it's it's just a white girl saying

White girl saying it but with a black guy and I think it's an AI cuz they're scuba diving together Okay, are you hearing that? So white girl. Yeah, let's just see if that pulls up Look, how about the Said fat n-words need love too. I don't know if that's it. Okay. Let me see if I can find it on my phone. Yeah, this is so...

Yeah, how do you... Well, I just typed the N word into my phone. All right. Well, that's the first thing she sees. I can't believe I can't find this. How old is this niece of yours? Like four. Four, oh four, okay. We were talking about like a teen.

Four, that's the first thing she, and I hear her, I hear her like, yeah, it's a fat N-word summer. Yeah. Yeah. And then it's a white girl going, it is a fat N-word summer. Is it Yeah. And then it's a white girl going, it is a fat n-word summer. Is it not fat n-words with fat pockets? No, fat n-word summer. I can't believe it. It's like a song. It's like a music video, but it's like, I think it's an AI. It feels like it may have been a

dream that you had. You know, I almost sent it to you, but I had to get out of my phone so quick. So you snagged that phone? Oh, no, that's not the one. I heard it and I looked at it. I was like, what are you watching? And then she went to the next video and it was a woman pissing on a knocked out man's head. Oh, I see.

She was like, Uncle Bert, what are you watching? And I was like, Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't look at my algorithm. Yeah, that's that's in my algo too. Yeah, and so my algorithm is fucked. Oh yeah, it's real bad. I'm getting a lot of war videos. A lot of war. Really?

Yeah, a lot of war videos. I think from Ukraine, they're pretty rough, man. Yeah, people falling on their heads, and then I get and then like I get some car stuff and then I don't know. Greek I saw a dude. I saw a dude on a electric bike yesterday. Get hit by a car and wrap his leg around a stop sign. And it broke his leg in a circle and he realized his leg was

probably coming off his body for the rest of his life there was no fixing that leg yeah and his he had in that I saw it on Instagram oh geez I thought you witnessed it in person no no having said that I'm getting a motorcycle oh that's cool yeah Harley-Davidson. You already got it, ordered it? No, I'm gonna go out and pick it out. They're gonna take me through the whole shop, show me all the different bikes, and I get to pick one out.

Dude, that's fucking cool. I'm really excited. I'm so fucking excited. I've never been more excited in my life, and I'll probably drive it four or five times in my entire life. Well, it's fun to know how your friend's gonna die, so that's exciting. You know, I think that about you sometimes.

I go, it's gonna be in the car. Oh yeah, yeah. I could see that, yeah. Hang on, hang on, can I ask you something? Yeah. When you, did you know they had video of you talking to that lady or did that video show up and you found it?

The lady that hit your car. I knew it, I knew it, yeah. You knew they had video. Yeah. Did you know you were being recorded? Not at that moment. Okay. And she also, the moment the video cuts off is the moment the video cuts off. Like it was, I didn't edit because people were like, oh it sounds like you were about to get really aggressive with her. I was like, yeah I did. But they just stopped recording. That's the crazy part is I was like, yeah, I did. But they just stopped recording. That's the crazy part is I was wondering, I was wondering if you were nervous that you might have said something

that you didn't want out there. No, no, I wasn't. I wasn't. I mean, it was an insane series of events to watch somebody hit your car, walk up to them and go, hey, you just backed up into my car and have that person look at you in your face and go, I don't think I did.

And I'm like, I watched you. And then she goes, I don't think I did. I go, I don't, not like do you think you did? You did. Yeah. I don't think I did. And then you're like, yeah your trailer hitch has the paint from my hood on it, you know?

I saw that video of you. And then the next day I saw on like Joke World or something. Yeah, yeah, this. On Instagram. Yeah, this was, I didn't know I was being recorded, but yeah, and then. That's a terrifying feeling when you find out in a heated moment you're being recorded.

Yeah, yeah, well. But the trailer thing, I was like, lady, I not only did I watch it, like there's the trailer hitch and there's the hood of my car. It's like a perfect match. There's the paint on the corner. Yeah, there's the paint.

Yeah, it was just nonsense. Now I'm curious, was there, I wanna know what idiot on the internet blamed you or took her side for it. Oh a bunch. That's crazy That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, so people on the internet was like like Pro you're rich. Oh, yeah, you can just fix it if you can afford this car you can afford to fix it So no culpability on her hitting the car? Yeah no, why would you make this person accountable? And then yeah just like hey man why are you

putting this out there? You're trying to get her in trouble? You're like what? Yeah good thing you can afford it. You know if you're gonna drive that car then just yeah just pay for that. I'm like what? Like I watched somebody hit the car Why wouldn't it be their responsibility? They're like they should flag those accounts by the way I'd interview Putin in a heartbeat interview For sure are you fucking kidding me? I'll brush up on my Russian My god, I think if your Russians anything like your Spanish. We should just have a translator there, but I'll be good The like bear you like bear vodka take it vodka take it in mouth maybe I think he'd be a fun interview I know I wonder if the Kremlin will take

us up on this offer hey by the way I soft pitch Russia you've got a bad rap with the media. I think you have a few jailed journalists. Time to turn that around. Bring us out to Moscow. We interview Putin. We have a good time. We show a good face. But do some fun stuff with him.

Some like archery and shit he probably likes, right? Sure. Paint it good. We'll give him a softball interview. And fucking. That's cool. Yeah, give them a softball interview. And fucking. Okay. That's cool. Yeah, let's see what they say. I'm sure we'll hear back.

Can you guys follow up on that? I told you I've been doing a dive on Mussolini lately. I mean. No, you didn't because do you know what I've been doing a dive on? Yeah. Mussolini. Oh really? Let's Yeah. Mussolini. Oh really?

Let's go. First of all, this guy. You just sent that in a text and I replied back to you. Yeah. We just were texting about this. Yeah, yeah man. This guy was a piece of work dude. Like first of all, he stabbed a classmate

when he was a teen, right? And he got kicked out of boarding school. And then- Are you talking about the memoir he wrote? Dude, his memoir. When he forced himself onto a teen, this is when he's in his 20s. He forced himself onto a teen. This is when he's in his 20s. He forced himself onto a teen girl.

He was a 26, 27 year old man. This girl's 16 years old. He does the unthinkable. He says that when they're done, she's crying and says, you violated my honor. And his words in his journal were, what honor? You're like, what the fuck, man?

He ends up getting, you know, he marries a woman, leaves her, finds another woman that he really likes, but guess what he likes more than that woman? Her 16 year old daughter. So then he marries that girl, and then he is, they assume, I mean there's a lot of stuff, there's so much to talk about with him, but they assume that he had, presume that he had at least a hundred kids with uh, out of wedlock with other women during his reign of power.

So they would bring women into the compound, and he couldn't be bothered to take his pants or shoes off. He was just like, get over here, then get rid of them. And then he would have the secret police follow them, be like, just make sure they don't fucking do anything stupid. And he was wild, dude. He's a real rascal. He was a big-time goofball. Yeah, and he's a goofball He really he really was this is of course

I'm leaving out the tens and of thousands of murders, but he really Yeah, I mean he he put on the he's the blueprint for I mean, he put on the, he's the blueprint for fascist dictator. Like he's the guy. He created fascism. Yeah, he's the grandfather of it. He's the grandfather of fascism. They were called the black shirts were his people.

And they all wore black shirts. But can I tell you what the most fascinating thing about Mussolini in my opinion is? Yeah. The defamation of character that happens after he's killed. So like after, so like they loved him in Italy, they didn't even know all the stuff he was doing, but they loved him in Italy, loved him, loved him.

Il ducce. Yeah. Il ducce, il ducce. And then they, and then what a fucking, but that same pose, right? That same pose you just did? Yeah. That, when they saw that the first time,

they're like, fuck, yeah! And they like went crazy. And then they turned that the first time they're like fuck yeah And they like went crazy and then they turned that after he died to turn him into a fool And then they show that pose a little sped up and he looks like a fucking idiot you know don't know whoa, and so they did the same thing with Nero in in Greece is Nero is not a bad Emperor But like four emperors after him, or four caesars after him or whatever, they kept fucking up and they were like, boom,

couldn't last a year, couldn't last a year, couldn't last a year. And so the fifth one shows up and he's like, in order for me to succeed, I gotta make Nero look like an asshole. So he created the phrase, when Rome burned, Nero played the fiddle. And they did the same thing with Il Duce,

that when he died, they just defamed his character so much. They shared all this stuff so that there was never gonna be a recollection of him being the guy that they thought he was when he was the leader. Because he ran the country and they loved him. For a long time they did. You know what I'm wondering though? Is how come we don't have like an awesome

modern day Mussolini movie? Like shouldn't there be a fucking Oscar level movie about him? There should be. Right? Yeah, but no one's ever done one about Hitler. That's the other thing is everyone, the big, can I tell you, Hitler was like the mean girl of these guys. Yeah. Yeah.

Like he was the mean girl. So like everyone, uh, Mussolini, Stalin, they all wanted to be boys. Even Churchill, like Churchill flew to London or flew to Berlin to meet, uh, Hitler and like sit and talk to him and Hitler's just shined him. I was like, yeah, I'm not coming. I'm not coming to that everyone Everyone wanted to be Hitler's friend, right and he just was a mean girl Yeah, I wonder well, I wonder if he was just paranoid about meeting people like once he knew, you know, because there was So here's some by the way some movies

Last Days of Mussolini is a 74 film about his final days when he tried to flee Milan. Robbing Mussolini is a 2022 Italian action film about plans to steal his treasure. And Tea with Mussolini is a period film that depicts the end of the English expat community in Florence. Yeah, but I'm talking about, you know what I mean?

A Schindler's List level movie about this guy. It feels like there's definitely that story there. It's just a matter of who wants to tell it. Yeah. Wait, can I ask you, I've gotten to a big argument today about refrigeratable foods. Yes, this is a great transition. Okay.

So I'm gonna tell you a food and you tell me if it's definitely refrigeratable, okay? Refrigeratable, like is this, are you meaning, does it require refrigeration? Meaning in your house, do you put it in the refrigerator? Oh, okay. Okay? Yes.

I'm gonna start with the one that started the fight. Okay. Ketchup. I knew that was number one. So I prefer it refrigerated. I liked refrigerated. It doesn't have to be, but I prefer it. If you go to someone's house

and you're like, do you have any ketchup? And they go into their pantry and pull out a old bottle of ketchup from their pantry. I don't want it either. Yeah. I said, want it either. Yeah. I said I knew what. The thing about that condiment is like, let's see, even the, it's not technically required.

Most experts recommend keeping it after opening. I prefer it from the fridge, dude, yeah. The acidity from the vinegar acts as a natural preservative, but storing in the fridge will help maintain its flavor and texture, okay, the things we like the most, for longer. Who did, who disagreed with you? Uh, come on. Yeah, the old lady.

Yeah, the fucking, the fucking mountain woman I live with. She was like, I like it on the table. Okay. Butter. Okay. It's another texture one. on the table. Okay. Butter. Okay, it's another texture one. Here's the thing. How long are we leaving it out?

Because butter is supposed, like, it's gonna last longer, obviously, in the refrigerator, but I like soft butter if I'm gonna use it, you know, as a condiment butter bread or whatever. It's nicer that it's been out. I don't like it like a condiment, butter, bread, or whatever. It's nicer that it's been out. I don't like it like, hey, this has been out for fucking three weeks, but I do like it out and not frozen like a block.

Yeah. Leanne will put it in the refrigerator to hold onto it, but the second she decides to use that butter, it goes out. And it just stays out. And it stays out in a butter tray, like a little, with a top on it. And then it just, in like a week, it looks like the butter's just fucking put its dick everywhere. It's all over the top, all over the sides, squirting out the side.

It's dark because you used a toast knife to cut more butter off with. Yeah, yeah. Just, ugh. Okay. So, fry them Just, ugh, okay. So far I'm on your side. I agree. All right, cheese. Cheese? Soft cheese.

In the fridge, bro, what are you talking about? That people say you don't need to put soft cheeses in the fridge, you leave them out. I think it... Well, here's the thing, if you're like, we're gonna consume this, birds coming over. Leave them out. Leave it out.

Just leave it out? Leave it out? Leave it out. How about eggs? Fridge. You leave those out too? Leanne, when we had chickens, she never put them in the fridge. The eggs were always just out on the counter.

Why? What's the thinking about it? Because she was like, once you put them in the refrigerator, they gotta be in the refrigerator. I'm gonna leave them out. Leave them out the whole time. Store bought eggs should always be kept in the refrigerator. You know they say milk you don't need to leave in the refrigerator. George just said that to me this week.

Look at this one. Yeah. It says, yes, fresh eggs should be kept in the refrigerator, especially if they are washed as refrigeration helps slow down bacterial growth and keeps them fresh for longer. Did you just say milk? Milk. Out? Now, think about it, right?

You go to Starbucks, they leave the milk out all day. No, but they're always reaching into the fridge. Type of milk should be refrigerated. Yeah. Yes. So wait, the girls keep it out? They like it out? They're like, milk can be out. You can leave milk out for a long time. How long? I don't know. And I was like, I don't think that's a like it out? They were like, milk can be out. You can leave milk out for a long time. How long?

I don't know. And I was like, I don't think that's a real thing. And they're like, no, it is, it is. It's just America's so crazy. And I was like, no, that's not real. Well, you know, this reminds me of when I lived in Spain. I lived with an old lady in Madrid. And when, this is what she would do.

And I was like, oh my God. So she would make coffee in the morning, old, you know, traditional style, like the filter, you pour the grinds in, and you press start, and it fills up the pot. So you have your cup of coffee, and she has a cup of coffee, and there's like another exchange student.

You're like, okay. And then at the end of the day, I'm like going back to my room and I walk by and she would leave the coffee from that day in the coffee pot and then the next day brew fresh coffee on the old coffee, right? You're like, this is bitter as shit. And so I bring it up one time,

but I have to do it in a polite way. I'm like, oh, this is the, she's like, yeah, it's fine. You don't need to pour that out. So I used to pour it out in the sink when it was late so that it would be completely empty. And then I was like, oh, I guess we finished it yesterday because I thought it was so bitter.

Because it's old coffee, you know? Does old coffee get bitter? To me, it tasted sour. Because it was sitting and like, it was sitting the rest of that day into the next day, right, it's sitting out for over 24 hours. It's like, why don't we just, well, you're brewing coffee anyway.

Why are you mixing? She didn't want to waste this much coffee that's in the coffee. So then let me ask you, so if you get a nitro cold brew, say you get two nitro cold brews and you bring them home and you have one and you put the other one in the refrigerator, would you drink that the next day? You can, but I do think it doesn't taste as fresh. Really? I think you can, no. Like if you're like, I'd have to have, you'd have it, you'd be

fine. But the preference is always for a fresh one. You wouldn't want a fresh one? I mean, I would just. I'd drink it, I'm just saying. If I also go like. Part of me would say, part of me would be like, I don't know, I'm so obsessed

with my coffee maker right now, I haven't been to Starbucks in, I haven't been to Starbucks in probably a year and a half. Are you doing, Jesus, are you doing espressos or like, what kind of? Espressos. Duplios, two duplios, diplios, espressos. Doplios? Doplios. Maybe? It's a deuce.

Doppio? Doppio. Doppio, that's what it is, yeah. I look at Word, there's a guy that just passed away, his name was Dingo in the Snow. Do you know who that was? No. He's a very sweet guy. A friend with all the skateboarder community.

Dingo in the Snow. He just passed away recently. Oh. Is this the guy that was friends with? Alice and Jason and Tony Hawk. Yes. I did see this. How did he pass away?

I don't know. I don't think they had the cause of death yet. Oh yeah. But he was a very sweet guy I met him a few times and we followed each other on Instagram and Is he's only 38 which is heartbreaking? Yeah But what's so funny is he's such a nice guy I'm I am dyslexic and I read things fast fast and I didn't read it said dingo in the snow

I thought it said Dingo Show. So I kept calling him Dingo Show every time I saw him. And he never corrected me. And then when he passed, I read it, I slowed down and read it and I went, the Dingo in the Snow, not the Dingo Show. Ah, yeah. So I was like, oh Dingo Show.

And he'd be like, ah. He just rolled with it? Rolled with it and I was like, and then I read that and I was like, oh, dingo show. And he'd be like, ah. He just rolled with it? Rolled with it. And then I read that, and I was like, every time I fucking called him by the wrong goddamn name, and he never fucking called me on it. That's super sad, 38. Man, there was a lot of people that loved that guy. Yeah, I could tell.

Wait, so tell me, are you getting fresh beans for your coffee? Is that why it's so interesting are you getting fresh beans for your coffee? Is that why it's so interesting? Yeah, fresh beans. And I go through beans pretty quick in that whatever we pour in there. I don't know what kind of coffee maker we have,

but it's my favorite one I've ever owned in my life. You don't know what it is? I mean, I just, I'm... It's too expensive to... No, no, no, I don't know what it is. I don't know what it's called. I have one in my tour bus and I have one at home. I liked one of my tour bus so much

that I bought one for home. Okay. And so I do two doplios, doplios. Dopios. Whatever. And I'm telling you, man, I love it. And it's, I do them over ice. Yeah.

Oh, it's dopio. Yeah, I read things too fast. That's why I stopped reading comments because I would read comments that were even positive about me and I would misread them and I would get I'd feel bad about myself and then I'd reread them and go oh that guy's an attacking me. Oh right. He's saying something nice and I just misread it. Yeah well this is also another language that you're reading

it in. Wait what was I gonna say to you? Fuck. I don't know. But I'm happy that you're never going out for coffee anymore. No, I haven't gone out for coffee in forever. And although last time I probably went out for coffee is when both the girls were in town. You know, the nice thing is you're saving money. It's nice. You don't have to waste money getting coffee every day. Is that your dad? Yeah. Yeah, that was his financial advice every time I saw him for like 15 years.

Really? Yeah, stop going to get by coffee. Which I mean, it wasn't like bad, it was just like, he was like, do the math. Like, you know, you spend five bucks, whatever, six days a week, multiply. I'm like, just fuck it, I'm just getting a coffee, man.

He's like, no, $30 a week, and times 420 dollars a month, and that's a thousand, I'm like, what the fuck, man? And then you're like, okay, I'll stop buying coffee. I'm not, I'm not gonna stop. But I would just be like, no, I didn't buy one today. So do you make a coffee before you go and get coffee? Sometimes I have an espresso at the house before I leave and I buy the Nitro, yeah.

That was my favorite thing about going to your house and seeing that Push has her own little coffee station in her bedroom. You know why that happened? Why? This was like 10 years ago. We were looking for a house and on a house tour, like the realtor showing us the house,

they were like, oh, and then there's this here in the master. It was a house we didn't end up getting, but they had a coffee station in the bedroom and she was like, what the fuck am I doing? I was like, what? She was like, yeah, why go to the kitchen? She's like, it should be right here in the bed.

And ever since that tour that day, every place we've ever lived, there's a coffee station in the bedroom. So in the mornings, she wakes up, makes two coffees, puts one on my nightstand, sits in bed, drinks coffee, and doesn't have to leave to get it. She loves that it's right there.

Yeah, makes her happy. When we were looking at houses, we were looking at a house in, you know, where did Bob Hope live? Over, not Burbank. Burbank, no? Right in front of Burbank, anyway. It was a nice old house,

like really like a pine inside, like dark wood hints all over the inside. And- Toluca Lake. Toluca Lake, Toluca Lake. It was a great old house. It looked like it had been built in like 1982, right? Those kind of like a banister

and like stairs with carpet on them and Then the same way push saw a coffee Thing and was like god. I need one of those in the guy's office he had What I could only consider a Like he had his is He had his walk-in closet, and right when he walked in, it was a pull-out drawer, and it had little baby bottles. But the way the drawer was set,

it was tilted up a little bit, so they were displayed, and there was a rack here, a rack here, and a rack here, and it was little baby bottles of Jack Daniels all the way across. And he pulled them out and I saw that and I fucking was turned on immediately. And I said to the lady, what's this? She goes, oh, he's a dentist and every morning

when he wakes up he takes a shot of Jack Daniels before he starts his day. No. And I was like, shut the fuck up. That's pretty nice. I could do that. That's pretty nice. I could do that. I mean, I wouldn't stop at one, but he just took one shot

and started his day. You know, was it FDR that did that? FDR would have a shot of whiskey every morning. No, maybe not. Maybe Truman or FDR. The old lady I lived with in Spain. Every time. I don't feel well today.

Same thing was said. Yeah, there's Truman. Harry Truman would start his day with a shot of bourbon in the morning. Essentially a breakfast shot of whiskey. Can I tell you, I've done that before. Yeah. But not like I do on Winston Churchill's day. I do it one time.

I do it every day. I do it every day. I do it every day. I do it every day. I do it every day. I do it every day. I do it every day. I do it every day.

I do it every day. I do it every day. I do it every day. I do it every day. I I've done that, I've done that before. Yeah. But not like, uh, I do, I do it on Winston Churchill's day. I do it one, one drink in the morning. I keep drinking, but I do that one drink in the morning and it's kind of wild. What mood it puts you in for the day. It's a good one.

It's like, yeah. And it goes, you don't feel it really, but it loosens you up and then kind of just starts your day. Yeah, that was, um, this was the Spaniards recommendation for if I was like, I'm not feeling well, she would always say, have a glass of whiskey. I'm like, I don't feel good. She was like, have whiskey and then go take a siesta. I was like, okay. So that was always, yeah. Wait, when you went there, did you speak full Spanish like you do now?

Yeah, yeah, I mean it got so dialed in when I was there. I mean, what I would say is probably pretty proficient, like fluent by a lot of people's scale. But I did six months there and I went to the University of Madrid and I took like comparative economics. You did six months? Yeah, at University of Madrid.

And I'm not in a class for Americans, like Spanish classes. So I had to do term papers, art history, like I said, comparative economics, all these like college level courses. When I got back from there, that was the highest level of fluency that I've ever had. I mean, because you realize with things that, like anything, if you're playing guitars,

if I was like, oh, we're playing three hours a day for six months, you're like, yeah, when that was done, that was the best I was ever, it was like that. Like I'm still fairly proficient in Spanish, but I remember getting back and correcting, like I'd speak to my mom and I'm like, you just misspoke. And I would tell her what she said wrong. You know, because. Really?

Yeah, because you're just, it was, I started, by month three I started to dream in Spanish. And I would no longer answer the phone, hello. You know, everything just became, you're just so immersed. And the truth is like, you know, Spain's a very, it's a modern place, but I mean, a lot of people, a lot of people that I met spoke little to no English. So it just forces you, and that's the best way to get proficient in a language

is to be immersed with people who can't even, you know, accommodate you if you need it. They were just like, yeah, I don't speak English. So like that was- Wait, when you came back from Spain, did you, cause your mom's Peruvian and Peruvian sounds different, I'm sure, than Spanish Spanish.

Yeah, yeah, definitely. Can you hear your mom's accent? Yeah, for sure. I mean, and I have a weird accent because what happened was that I was raised by a Peruvian, I spent the most time in Peru as a kid, then I spent six months of my life, still kind of developed, I mean, like 20 years old,

in Spain, then I get back and I'm with mostly like South American people, but then I moved to LA for 20 years and most of the Spanish that I hear is Mexican. So I have words from all three, like I have slang from all three cultures. So wait, give me an impression, okay, do impressions of these different countries in English, okay? Okay, do impressions of these different countries in English.

Okay? So if English, like I would assume Spanish in Spain sounds like this. It is, it's the England of the Spanish countries. And so then when they're talking, they're like, oh, would you like to go to a bullfight? It's brilliant. It's the official way of speaking the language. Do you wish, and then even when they say this,

can they say Barcelona? Yes, they do. They have a very particular. And that's like, so that's like a real fancy pants way of talking is if. Yeah. Okay, interesting. Okay, so that's the standard.

So then what does Mexican sound like? Ay man, so no, so. No. Mexican sounds like black people. No, that's the Caribbean. So like, I think among Spanish speakers, they, like a lot of Spanish speakers, the way that it works is like, Spain is England, Mexico is actually this region's kind of head of state.

Like the Spanish that is spoken in Mexico, they have like the Spanish laws laws of the way you speak, even though every country will end up doing what they wanna do, have their own slang and everything, there's an official way of speaking that also comes from Mexico. They're also the cultural guide for this part of the world. It's the biggest, most influential economy.

Mexico. Mexico is. Mexico is kind of like, you know how here people go, I'm gonna go to New York to make it. If you're in Latin America, you can go to Mexico to make it. Really? Yeah, because they have the most influence

on this part of the world. Okay, so then what is like Bogota? Is that like red? Where am I getting, like I wanna, I always think Argentina would be like really high end Spanish. Like they'd have like a, It's just like really, it's really

specifically their own thing. So they have, But is there any relation to white? I'm trying to think, so here's the details of it. specifically their own thing. So they have. But is there any relation to white? I'm trying to think. So here's the details of it. Like Argentina has a huge, huge Italian and Spanish population.

They have a much smaller indigenous population than other South American countries. And they have their own way of speaking. Their accent is so distinct that when they speak, it's like when you go, oh, you're from Boston. When they speak, you don't go like, oh, I wonder if you know that they're Argentine. It's very strong.

Yeah, yeah, the whole way of, I mean, they pronounce, everybody in Spanish says, you know, ELLOS is EYOS, right? And then they say EJOS. So they have a completely, you're like, what? It's not water, you know, it's water. So it's like their, it's their whole distinct way of speaking. And, um, and that, so it just really stands out, right? I think if you're looking for like rednecks, the rednecks of Spanish speaking world are Caribbean countries, for sure.

Really? Yeah, yeah. What Caribbean countries speak Spanish? Like Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico, Cuba. Oh, Puerto Ricans are like, well Tony Hinscliffe had some jokes about that. They eat their, yeah. Tony had that, yeah. Well Tony Tony Hinchcliffe had some jokes about that they eat their

They say in Spanish they say it translates to they eat their s's right, huh? So like what's an example like instead of Eos they would they'll be like a oh, but like they're they're saying The s but the it's like not pronounced. They eat their S's. They eat their S's, yeah. Is are all Spanish laughs the same? Like, okay, so like we all speak English, okay? But like, but like.

By the way, this is gonna upset, I just realized how much this is gonna upset so many people that have Caribbean descent who are like we're not rednecks I just want to say yes, you fucking are you are the rednecks of the Spanish-speaking world a hundred percent You guys are the shit-kicking Fucking country bum fucks of the Spanish-speaking world and fucking know it. Cut the bullshit. Alright, keep going. So, um, like, can, do you think you could tell? That sounds very Dominican. Oh yeah? Go ahead, keep going. You saw that lady, that lady, uh, not Zoe Saldana. Who? Zoe Saldana, is that a person?

Yeah, she won an Oscar recently. Okay. Zoe Saldana. Some reporter, I guess she did a movie that was like about Mexico or something, and Mexicans felt offended by Amelia Perez. I don't know why, really. I didn't see it.

She won the Oscar for this? She won the Oscar for, by the way, I didn't see any. She won the Oscar for this she won the Oscar for by the way I didn't see any of the movies that won any of the Oscars. Wait was Zoe Saldana. Was she a Bond girl at once? I don't know. She was in she was in Guardians of the Galaxy, I think Right. She a Bond girl though Oh, I know on a Domers was but I'm talking specifically, was Zoe Saldana in a Bond movie? She wasn't in a Bond movie? Hold on.

Why just type in Zoe Saldana Bond? Just to see if she comes up for Bond. Hold on. I'm just curious. Okay. There must have been another attractive woman. Go ahead. She got, a lot of Mexicans were upset.

I don't know why, I didn't see Amelia Perez. But they like bum rushed her, not bum rushed her on the stage, but they kind of like, they like, you know, challenged her when she was like doing her press after she got an Oscar, and then said he's like, I was like, it's a great movie, but what do you say to all the Mexicans that you offended?

Zora Saldana was like, bitch. She didn't say that, but she was like, she basically was like, I have a different opinion of you than you do. Wait, but what's the scandal? I don't understand. What does that news article say? Like, that you had up first said that,

apologize, okay, so what is the thing here? After taking home the Oscars, for, for, for best supporting actress, Ilya Perestar, Zoe Saldana, responded to criticism of the film's portrayal of Mexico after journalists shared that it had been really hurtful for Mexicans. First of all, I'm very, very sorry that Mexicans felt offended. That was never our intention. We spoke from a place of love. I don't share your opinion. For me, the heart of this movie was not Mexico.

We're making a film about friendship. friendship or making a film about four women. She continued, these women could have been Russian, could have been Dominican, could have been black from Detroit, could have been from Israel, could have been from Gaza, and these women are still very universal women that are struggling every day with trying to survive systemic oppression and trying to find

the most authentic voices. So I will stand by that, but I'm also always open to sit down with all my Mexican brothers and sisters with love and respect to have a conversation about how Amelia Perez could have been done better. I welcome it. I mean, that seems like a pretty diplomatic answer. I thought she said, bitch.

And you said, there she was like, bitch. I don't give a fuck what you think. Okay, so I'm just like, I'm wondering, like just looking at all this stuff, that if is, is it just like, I'm wondering, like just looking at all this stuff, that if is it just me and like my own interests and age changing or do people care less about Oscars now? Like doesn't it feel like it's not as, you live in LA so it's different,

but I just feel like Nobody really registers them that much anymore. Is that my own? Am I wrong? No, I think that I think that the movie experience is changed entirely Used to be a huge deal, but I mean the Oscars were for these blockbuster, crazy, avatar, jaws, Star Wars, you know, those were like the Oscar greatest picture. Now it's the greatest picture. I had not seen any of those greatest pictures.

And I think they're, cause they're all, I mean, I think one of them was done for like $2 million. Really? I mean, I think they're just not making- I mean, it's cool that they can get an Oscar nomination even, but I just feel like the whole thing happens now and I'm like, oh.

Like I feel like, maybe that's like my own interest shifting, but I feel like it used to be like such a big, like in my mind, it was a bigger cultural event. Well, I never really cared about the Oscars ever in my life until I moved to LA and people like, hey, we're gonna watch the Oscars. And I was like, why are we gonna watch the Tony's next? Who gives a fuck about these things? And then, and then when I moved to LA, people like, yo, it's Sunday and I was a reason to drink. I was like, I'll go to an Oscar party. Yeah. And then now I find myself

going, well, we should watch the Oscars. And I watched watched the Oscars I think Conan did a great job I think Kieran Culkin speech was fucking hysterical he was great I think I don't think Adrian Brody was an asshole that's what they're all saying he was despicable for saying hey I've been here before cut the music I'm gonna talk I think Zoe Saldana I think I mean I think it was a bigger deal is like they care what people wore I think that's so though I think it was a bigger deal, it was like they cared what people wore. I think that's so, I think the world has gotten to a place where there's such a disconnect between Hollywood and the rest of our country.

I mean, Hollywood is really- Maybe the gap is so much bigger now. Dude, and you know what? It's like people have an opinion and you can hear their opinions. Yeah. And I'm telling you, the canary in the mine was the pandemic.

And everyone got to assess what their house looked like versus celebrity houses. And when that fucking, that lady that played Wonder Woman did that video, or when any celebrity did a video trying to relate to America, and they showed their garden behind them Yeah, yeah, it was a day It really just pulled Hollywood further and further apart and I gotta tell you there

I think the producers that are wanting to make movies are wanting to make movies about Stories that I don't I'm not certain that all of America cares about well clearly not a lot of them I mean lot of them care about it. I don't think any of those, how much did the top, who won one movie of the year? I'm curious how much, Enora, how much money did Enora box office bring in? Let's see.

It grows 38 million worldwide. 38 million is. On the six million dollar budget. But 38 million is not. No, it's not like holy shit, no for sure. It's not crazy numbers. What were the, all the Oscar nominated best picture, what were the best picture nominations?

Okay, so Enora wins, Emilia Perez was one, a complete unknown, Conclave, Nickel Boys, I'm Still Here, The Substance, Dune Part II, Wicked, The Brutalist. Dune Part II's a badass movie. Right, well that's a big blockbuster type of movie. And so is Wicked. That's a $300 million movie.

Yeah, yeah, that's a big, big, big movie too. The other ones, they're not like huge, huge films, but yeah. I thought The Brutalist was on a boxer. Look at these fucking, seven of the 10 best picture nominees grossed less than 100 million. The only exception being Wicked, which you mentioned,

Dune Part II, and A Complete complete unknown which one is a complete unknown again it's it's the Bob Dylan one right right right oh that's Bob Dylan oh yeah my kids went and saw that I heard he's amazing in it but yeah I like to tell me see Chalamet's just I think he's a fucking I like that kid a lot yeah I like him too I don't give a shit I couldn't give two shits less about anybody than Bob Dylan. So I just have Zero interest in seeing this. I don't give a fuck what he does in this thing. I don't care I have no interest in Bob. Who do you care less about Bob Dylan or Amelia Perez? Bob Dylan because I don't know who Amelia Perez is yet. So yeah, Bob Dylan is the absolute fucking least important human being to me on earth.

Bob Dylan, I know too much about Bob Dylan to start saying stuff because I was a huge fan for a long time. But yeah, I didn't see the movie, I'll tell you that much. I'd rather watch Mussolini take a shit than watch Bob Dylan sing a song. I don't care They should they should do a remake of a clean complete unknown But called a somewhat known person and make it about Mussolini dude. Let's fucking let's pitch this. This is our next pitch I'm in Somewhat known somewhat. Yeah, he does

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