2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer - "Dancers" Would Drop Me Off At School w/ That Mexican OT | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Episode Date: June 16, 2025

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100% I am here with the Peruvian OT And that Mexican OT this is awesome you guys want to do some Spanish real quick Como quieres we won't see you see oh fuck he fucked me up Tom Tom's mom's Peruvian that's beautiful. Yeah, man How long you been over you been over here your whole life whole life whole life? But I used to go down there for my summers. So I used to spend summer there

and go to school and stuff, yeah. Is it like you and the sticks over there? Like what kind of, what is it? No, we're in the big city, Lima. So like we're in the city, city, like 20 million people. Okay, sick as fuck. Yeah, big, big, big city. But then we would go, you know, I got to travel a lot.

Like, cause like in Peru you have the jungle, the mountain, the Andes Mountains, you have the beach, cause it's coastal, so you can like travel all over and it's amazing. Does it look new? Like Houston is huge, but it look old. Oh. I feel like Austin look new.

Austin looks new. It does. Houston does look old. It does. You feel like it looks old? Yeah, I mean, yeah, hell yeah. When you're in the city city? Yeah.

It's a chaotic city. Houston? Yeah. Oh, it's too much, bro. I feel like it's chaos. Like I go there. Don't get it fucked up. I love Houston. Yeah, I do too.

But it is chaotic. Oh, bro, it's too much. Yeah. Yeah. I do love my boys out there, though. Shout out to that H, man. Yeah. I just can't do it.

I like being quiet. I like fucking being able to do what I want to do. Houston's. Houston is the rap scene in Texas, correct? Yeah, I want that. I mean we got Dallas too. You know Austin even got some cool shit, but definitely Houston is like.

It's more OG for it, because you have to give like. A lot of OGs come from there. Yeah, I mean like Scarface, right? Like he's a Houston guy. Man Slim, Zero, the whole SUC, the whole ABN, motherfuckin' everybody. Paul.

Paul. Yeah, it's Houston. Yeah, all that shit. You said something on Rogan, when you were on Rogan, which was one of, it's my favorite appearance. I love when people show exactly who they are on Rogan. Yeah. And you can tell, and you know I love Joe,

but Joe sometimes doesn't know how to handle super, super realness, cause he's in control. You walked in and you were like, my dad's a huge fan. And Joe's like, well I'd love to meet your dad. And you go, you just met him. And he's like, I did. And then you went off, you started talking about your mom and what a gangster she was and how you lost her at eight

and how you've been a man. And man, it was so fun to listen to you because you could tell you were a fan of Joe's that you were excited to be there, that you got this persona but you dropped, that you were excited to be there, that you got this persona, but you dropped it and you were just Virgil. Yeah, man. I mean shit. First of all, I don't know what else to be, but I just, I know he's a brilliant mind. And I didn't want to look like a dumbass around him. I don't even know if he knows, but I didn't smoke the whole interview either.

Really? Yeah, I just wanted to be on point with him. I just wanted to, cause like I know he fuck with my music, I didn't want to give him anything that was less to make him be like, oh I don't like this dude. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? I just wanted to be on point. You wanted to be more in control too, right? Yeah, that's all it was.

Yeah, yeah. I fuck with Rogan though, tough man. He got some cool shit, even from Fear Factor. You know what I'm saying? That shit was sick. Fear Factor was fun, dude. Yeah. Yeah, those days, like when he was just on that show, I like the, you know what I'm saying? That shit was sick. Fuel Factor was fun, dude. Yeah.

Yeah, those days, like when he was just on that show, and I think that's probably when he was, that's not long after he, see he used to not fuck with weed. Wow. So people don't know that. He was like. He was what they call a drip.

He was. Square. Like cocaine? Like you'd think he was a cop. Yeah, yeah. He was like not into it. And then, I think when he was really progressing through jujitsu.

He's all mushroom in a tree. Now he's all in. But one of his closest buddies, Eddie Bravo, who's a jujitsu savant, loves weed and actually says that it helps you in jujitsu. And then so Joe got into that, I think in that era, in the Fear Factor era. And you can see footage of him before he smokes weed

and after. Yes. Yeah, no, definitely. Yeah, because I think he would be pretty high in those broadcasts towards the end. Who was hosting it after him? It came back, was it Tracy Morgan? No, no, no, it was him.

It was him and then they had a third return. Yeah, maybe it was a third return. Somebody else. I think it it Tracy Morgan? No, no, no, it was him. It was him, and then they had like a third return. Yeah, maybe it was a third return. I think it was Tracy Morgan, right? Shit, I don't know. Wild. That'd be a perfect host for that fucking show. I think it was Tracy Morgan. It might have been.

Yeah. Dude, let me ask you this because I've been, I think about this shit all the time. Because I lived here 19 years before I moved to Austin. And there is such a difference in Mexican food. Oh yeah, the text bags. And Cali, like here. Well first of all, I think they use goat out here a lot.

Goat? Yeah, we use, we eat it with brisket. Like, berrion shit. Yeah. It is goat. Out here it is. I think I've been cooking it wrong. You use brisket, right?

Yeah, I use brisket. Nah, that's the cool way. Yeah. I mean, to me, that's the right way. Some people like that goat meat, though. Really? It's too something for me. It's too much of something.

Have you done tacos here and then in Texas? I don't think, yeah, of course I have, yeah. They're so distinctly different. Have you had a Jimmy Changa? That's some Tex-Mex-ass shit. That's where it's like the burrito deep fried. Yeah, deep fried, yeah, I have, yeah. They're so distinctly different. Have you had a Jimmy Changa? That's some Tex-Mex ass shit. That's where it's like the burrito deep fried. Yeah, deep fried, yeah I have, yeah. But I think just a Water Burger.

What the fuck? A Jimmy Changa at Water Burger? I fuck with Water Burger. I fuck with Water Beazey too, but a Jimmy Changa? Yeah. That boy's different. You were fucking with Water Burger probably in Tallahassee? Oh, in Tallahassee, yeah.

So I don't drink and drive. No? But I also don't count drinking and driving to Whataburger. Oh, fuck, that's the only exception. Yeah, like if you got pulled over and you were like, I'm just going to Whataburger. He's gonna be like, oh, I'll bet, I'll let you go. Yeah, it's like remember when Charles Barker

got pulled over and he was like, let me explain something. Yes, I am drunk, but I'm going to get my dick sucked. And as if the cops were like, no, I got it, but go ahead. I got it you go. Yeah, it's like when remember when Charles Barker got pulled over and he was like, let me explain something Yes, I am drunk. I'm going to get my dick sucked As if the cops gonna like no, I get it. I got it. Yeah fucking big head. Yeah No, I go like, you know, it's killing water burger to me the water burger and in and out The five guys bro five guys You put them at the top. Mmm, I've definitely put them for me personally Yeah, I smack that shit down. Bask of the fries, the whole bag of fries and shit.

I just like that burger because it melts. Like that shit just, it just tastes and feels like a burger supposed to taste and feel. I'm biased, like I have a lot of love for In-N-Out, but when Shake Shack started with those Smash Burgers, something about Smash, like the simplicity of it and that griddle they use to like, you know what I mean for that meat?

I fucking love a Shake Shack Smash Burger. There's a burger they have at an airport, I think it's in Cincinnati, where they put so much cheese on it, it like hardens, and it falls over the side. Y'all ever have Fudd Rookers? Remember Fudd Rookers? Rockers was the best!

It was. They have like 45 options of burgers There were two places in the world where my dad was like Yeah, my dad would shut it down at Fuddruckers and at Benegans whenever I saw fajitas. He'd like fucking forget about it, buddy Yeah, I think it's oh my god. That's oh my god. No, it's like old school 80s thing It's like the first place to introduce fajitas to white people. Yeah.

And then, but Fuddruckers, they let you build your own burger. Yeah. And man, even as like a 10 year old, I'd be like, I need one pound burger. I need Big Bon. I need extra cheese. My dad's like, buddy, fuck it, you're 100 pounds.

Oh, I know. Can y'all cook? Yeah, fuck yeah. I can't cook for shit. You love to cook. I love cooking. Really? I have a cooking show, yeah. That's why we bought this house to do my cooking show here.

Damn. I love to cook. What's your favorite thing to cook? I mean, honestly, I made fucking lasagna yesterday the other day for Black Eyed Keys. Black Keys. Oh, the Black Keys? Yeah.

You talking about- Oh no, I made them shrimp and grits. It was fucking crazy with caviar on top. I put sugar in in my grits I don't know if I'm tripping or not that's a little spin on it I like it you might be related to my wife no maybe maybe it's just a southern thing that's a southern thing for sure I've always wanted to like I wish I can cook though really yeah I when I was a kid I wish I could cook though. Really? Yeah, when I was a kid, I learned how to make eggs, but then I forgot. Please cut that out and use that as a promo. I forgot how to make eggs.

We gotta do a tutorial today. What's your favorite way, I love eggs. What's your favorite way to have eggs? Man, I gotta have it as an omelet. An omelet? Yeah, I think I gotta have an omelet. We should do an omelet. Hold on, French omelet.

Have you heard of French omelet? No, I haven't. So, French omelet is like have an omelet. An omelet? Yeah, I think I gotta have an omelet. Oh, dude, we should do an omelet. Hold on, French omelet. Have you ever had a French omelet? No, never. So, French omelet is like the perfect omelet, but they make it a certain way, there's a certain way to cook it, just like French scrambled eggs. Soft. Are super soft and super runny.

I don't think I've ever had anything French, besides toast. So, you gotta have a, you gotta try French style. Also, like, you gotta try French style. Also like, you like salmon? Do you like fish? I actually, I do love salmon. My dad, he used to make me salmon and he would like get cranberries

and shove them in the patty and then cook it like that. Dude, the traditional French way of making a salmon filet is so simple. It's the fucking best thing, the best way to have salmon. I ain't gonna lie, like steak, mashed potatoes, any barbecue, I could survive off that shit. Yeah, sure, those things. I love steak, bro.

The only thing I do regularly, bro. And this bacon's got the bacon. Oh yeah, I do steak a lot. I'm a big steak guy. I made Leanne a Wagyu New York strip with mashed potatoes the other night? Yeah.

The thing, dude that- Hey, please tell me you agree with this, bro. So I seen this dude and he had a fuckin' undercover camera on him and he snuck into a cow farm and bro, the way they treated these cows was horrible. Oh, have you ever seen- Like, people like that deserve, like, you need to go to hell.

Yeah, that's bad. You know what I'm saying? Because like, we're doing a human crazy, it's like, all right, like sometimes people deserve to get slapped the shit go to hell. Yeah, that's bad. You know what I'm saying? Because doing a human crazy is like, all right, sometimes people deserve to get slapped the shit out of them. That animal, bro, the fucking animal. Animal abuse, like in some of those, it's gross. Hey, that shit is brutal, bro.

So anyways, that energy is real. I think it goes into your body. And they fucking mass produce, so this fucking animal, full fear, full fucking just being, you know what I'm saying, like anything that's just bad. And then it dies and it has that energy still and then they feed it to us.

I want them, oh you know what I want them to do? I want them to, I mean I kind of like the idea of what Joe does where he hunts his own shit. I wish that you could source that through a group of friends. Like the three of us could go in on an elk Yeah, that's a business. I would do it If you said like the three of us within a year are gonna eat two cows two pigs to help We and we just put our money in for the year and we know it gets shipped to us and we know that it was

Haunted or it was killed humanely like I would be into that. That's why I don't eat octopus anymore. Do you like hunting? I've never hunted. How the, I need to take you hunting. How do they kill, bro, wow. I'll give you, we'll get like five pounds of Tenerite, put dog food on that shit, and then let fucking like a family of 30 pigs get on there.

Boom, all up. We gotta do that. We do. Dude, shooting Tenerite is fun as fuck. I'll have you in a helicopter shooting motherfuckers. Really? Hell yeah. Those are the invasives. We had those in Florida. Those boars. Yeah, man.

They just fucking ruin. Bro, like I mean imagine for five years you and your boy grow in this garden in the night. You know what I'm saying? And one night the whole family of like 50 pigs just take it all out. Holy shit. And they took your dog. If you like to hunt by the way, go to Australia. Australia? What are you catching out there?

Well first of all, there's any time of year you can kill a kangaroo. No shit? Are you serious? Hunt kangaroos a thing? Oh, you can go up to it with a knife and just slit its throat and they're like good. Cause they see it as like a rat infested.

They are overrun with kangaroos. Yeah, yeah, you can just go up and kill it any time. That's insane. For real? Yes. as like a rat infested, they are overrun with kangaroos. Yeah, yeah, you can just go up and kill it anytime. That's insane. For real? Yes. What the fuck? Yes. A kangaroo?

Yeah, it's a problem. How tall does a kangaroo get? Some of them are fucking pretty big. Like fucking seven foot, right? No, I don't think that tall, but can you Google that? Yeah, it's a, well you gotta see. Do you not remember Kangaroo Jack? The movie? Yeah. That was my shit. Yeah, it's a, well you gotta see. Can I remember kangaroo Jack?

In the movie? Yeah, that was my shit. How tall here? With the fucking Twizzlers? Six feet. Six feet. I mean that's still tall. That's pretty big man.

Yeah. You should ever see the shaved kangaroo? See the jacked ones? Yeah. They're jacked as fuck. Yeah, same thing with the bears. Well you know what they'll do too, right? Like a really aggressive one.

They'll sit back on their tail. The tail will hold them up. And then the tail, they can disembowel you. They can split you right open, dude. Yeah. Bro, look at that fucking munch. Looks like Rogan. Ain't no bullshit.

When I went to give him a hug, I was like, bitch, you're fucking stiff. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was like holding a cinder block. Yeah. He's a fucking lunatic. Yeah, he's never been out of shape. That's the thing.

He's just never been out of shape. And then, bro, I saw the interview where you were talking about those narrow gums or the mints, have you tried those? Yeah. I've been wanting to get on them. They're great. Yeah, you fuck with them?

Yeah, yeah. They really work? Yeah, they're great. Man, cause I, bro, cause I'm high all the time and I to get on them. They're great. Yeah, you fuck with them? Yeah, yeah. They really work? Yeah, they're great. Man, cause I'm high all the time and I like being on point. And sometimes I just be high. You know? Do you have a show tonight?

Nah, no sir. Were you just out here partying? Nah, yeah, nah. I don't really party too much. I fucking, I just came out here to promo. Oh really? I got my project recess coming soon. So I just been fucking with that shit.

I love your style because you have, you have like, what you call traditional rap and then you have, what is it, Cowboy Killer? It's a little more fun and you just kinda take. I gotta send you the projects. The new one with Lil Wayne's awesome. Thank you, bro. I got one called Weed Eater, you gotta jam it.

God, man, it's like like the thing I love about comedy is when, you know, look, there's certain guys that have a certain angle and they do it a certain way. And then there's guys who just fuck around. You just have, everything's funny to them. They just wanna laugh. I got an ass tray. Thank you, cousin.

But that's what I love about your style. Thank you, bro. Is it's just what you find fun. And it's exactly what it is. Like I've been meeting up with all of these labels and shit and they're like, well, why are you calling the project Recess? And it's, I still feel like I'm a kid.

I still feel like homeboy beating on the table and we're at the lunchroom and we just going in. My dad's a personal trainer and when he trains people, he tells them all the time, he tells them all the time, excuse me, you stop working out when they took recess out of your life. You know what I'm saying? So when you come in here,

don't look at it like going to the gym. Just be a fucking kid. Just come in here and have fun with it. That's a great perspective. Yeah. That's great. Yeah. And it's great for fitness, health stuff, but it actually is something that as adults,

I feel like we should embrace for our creative shit too like you know I'm saying like man like I it's working for me because I'm still being a kid with this shit you go on that stage and you still being that fucking kid you know I'm saying and I think that's why I work and that's why I feel good I think that's what like when I did the show bad thoughts this year he has a show on Netflix called Bad Thoughts. So nasty. Have you seen it? No, I haven't. It's fucking hysterical and it is just,

it is his sense of humor. Yeah, I've been on trailer park boys lately. They're great. But my thing is that I think I had more fun making that show than almost anything I've ever done. Because it just felt good being a kid. Yeah, it was recess. It was recess.

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I look at what like, I know you're friends with Ralph. Yes. And- Oh, Ralph, shout out to Ralph. Ralph, I mean, did you know Kenny Flores? Uh, the Ken, the one that passed. I didn't know him too much, I definitely was seeing his shit and thought he was fucking funny.

Yeah, he was hysterical. I believe it. He was hysterical, Renee Vaca, and like, I love, I love. Now I fuck with that whole circle. Yeah, I love that whole circle, so fun when I see you guys, cause you guys, and it's it's interesting We were talking about Ralph. I know Ralph doesn't like this being brought up too much, but

White people wanted to put Ralph in a box and be like so you're Mexican comic and then Ralph's like no I'm a comic. Yeah, he's like I'm not like like this Yeah, whatever and white people couldn't understand it and when I see you guys and I see what you guys are doing You're so authentically you and you're not what Hollywood or the music industry wants to put in the box when I saw you fight That fucking bull That was AI I was like bitch no I earned that shit no you sure did yeah But dude that's like you had fucked around like that before cuz yeah No, yeah for sure. I got a matter of fact if y'all can make it February 7th

We got our own with my I threw my my own bull riding in Bay City This one's gonna be in Rosenberg this time month bus and bull riding bull fight You've been doing that your like your whole life. Come on been around it a whole life My little cousin Jack 15 he'd'd be bull riding really my uncle Joe I really I watch my uncle Joe do that shit growing up. It's my theory on your husband bad my fucking white boy He could grew up on the grass pull up me fighting a bull if you could you what you never saw mine Are you fucking shit me being dead fucking serious? Oh no Different than yours. I believe it right

February 7th? I will never get near another fucking bull as long as I live. Well check this out, we're gonna get some pigs and put them in baby oil and let you try and catch them. This is when I was 27 years old. Oh look at me, how young I am. Bird versus bull.

So I'm the, here's the bull. No, so you've been on this shit. That's me and those suspenders dude Wait, do you see I wish you would bring this show. You've been doing shit. Oh, buddy. Here we go Go Broke my ribs and broke my foot. Oh that quick. Oh that quick. I was over. Holy And then they're like,

whatever you do, don't get by the railings. And I go, how do we get out of here? Let's see. So when I saw you do that, first of all, I know how scary that is. I know how, and I know, as soon as I saw you do it, I go, he's been around bulls before. Because there's a certain way to fucking.

So obvious, man. But the most gangster shit is you start on the ground. Yeah, right, you saw that? Oh, I was like, I was like. But I'm not gonna lie, you're a beast though. That was a full-grown bull. The bull I was fighting was about eight months. Really? Yeah.

Yeah, that looked like the, my favorite one is the football one, though. Let me see, let me see, let me see. Dude, football one is fucking awesome. Dude, this, I got fucking. Damn, so what is this? What's this called? This is called Hurt Bert.

Hurt Bert. Hurt Bert. He was just doing it all. You couldn't pay me to bring it back. No shit. Oh buddy, this is. Oh shit. Bro.

My favorite, look how young you are. Just fast forward towards the middle. I like how he's like, what's up guys? And they're like, what's up man? Like, it's a basketball. Look at his dish bag. That's me in the middle. I like how he's like, what's up guys? And they're all like, what's up man? Like, what's up, man? That's me in the red. Nice. And they're just, I mean they're just.

Boom! Hey, but it's crazy, because even the bull, they don't look like they're hitting you hard, but like, they hitting your ass hard. They stepping up too. Scoot to the, you just gotta see the one. Fucking dickhead. Okay, to the, you just gotta see the one. Fucking dickhead. Go back, go back.

Okay, scoot to the one big hump, right there. And these boys really. Where do you see this hit? These boys playing. This hit was the one that fucking, I got a concussion from. Watch this. Oh, blindside?

Oh, he's a ho. That was that. That was some straight ho ass hit, bro. Boom, boom. That's fucked up. And you got a real concussion from that. Yeah, I fought a bear during this. I was a dominatrix gimp.

I swam out of the cage with great white sharks. What's a dominatrix gimp? Just type in dominatrix gimp and you'll see it. I just shot a porn basically. Oh, nice. Yeah, they put like 10 pound weights on my balls and shocked my cock with an electrode and fucking nipple clamps and oh Yeah, they wanted to put Electrodes inside the head of my dick

Yeah, but I wouldn't let them that's probably a good line. Hey, I was a kid I was a kid and I watched this porno and That's probably a good line. Hey, I was a kid and I watched this porno and fucking, it was like they were showing behind the scenes and shit. And this dude, he goes to this dude and he's like, kids, don't smoke. And it goes down to his dick and he has a cigarette in his cock hole.

Shit, fuck me up. It's amazing the stuff you never forget that you saw as a porn. Yeah, I remember we were in like 10th grade. It was, I must have been in college and someone's like, yeah, put in a porn. You know, you just kinda watch it on the side and I remember the one girl put her foot in another girl's pussy and I went,

and I was like, what the fuck? And I was like, why is that turning me on? Hey, no bullshit. When I was watching those porn stars and like the behind the scenes and shit, I was like, I respect that shit, because there was this one scene where Homeboy was hitting the homegirl, and the director was like,

and hold it, hold it, and climax. And they're like, ah, yeah. It was like, damn. Yeah, it's a beast, bro. You really gotta be in there fucking. Yeah, yeah. I can think back to strippers. I have one stripper that I think about. If I ever think back to strippers to I have one stripper

Yeah, that I think about wow if I ever think about strip clubs this one stripper It was Jason Nash's bachelor party. It was in the valley at place called Valley dolls, and she had Cholita tattooed across her stomach fog and I was like she's gonna ruin your life I was like I bet this girl would fucking trash me. Yeah, God I don't know man. I'm strip-closy too much in trouble there I don't usually get you know so funny. I when I was younger I did when I got married and I knew that I was allowed to go

I kind of was like I tried and that I think my wife's older so like we were talking about it I got a lap dance the other day and I was like this doesn't feel like what I'm used to like where her moles Last time I was in the strip ball someone lumps. I was with fucking Ralph and I was talking to this girl I'm so fucking trash. I'm talking to her Pick back up and keep talking to the bitch. I was like, I gotta get the fuck out of here because I thought that was smooth as fuck. Like I thought I couldn't play that off better.

I puked over here, what's up? Yeah, no bullshit. And I mean shit, I got the numbers so it didn't matter. Hey, it worked, man. I gotta ask something about, I wanna ask you about rapping. Because like in comedy, when you're starting out, coming up, we like, starting out, coming up, we bomb sometimes, right? And it's so fucking, you're like,

yeah, I'm good at this, right? And you go and you just eat shit and it sits with you. You're like, fuck, it's like the dirtiest feeling. When you're trying to get started, do you have moments where you were like, whatever, whether it's a freestyle or some shit, and you just eat shit, like as a rapper? I don't think I've had that moment yet.

No. Well, you're not gonna have it now. I meant like when you're like trying to figure it out. No, I don't think so. Damn, so it was always just working for you. Yeah, I mean, well you gotta understand. Well, maybe when I was trying to look like a rapper, it wasn't working.

I threw the J's on, had my jeans, you know, whatever. Trying to look like a rapper. And it just, it didn't even feel comfortable. You know what I'm saying? Because you weren't being yourself. You know? And then one day I just showed up like me and it, pff. Just took off.

Yeah. That's awesome. But as far as like the rap- rap wise, the rapping, fuck no. You gotta understand, the way Mayweather was walking, he was in a boxing gym, as soon as I was talking, I was in the studio. Seriously? Yeah, my mama- He's been rapping since he was like four.

Yes, mama, yes. My mama gave me my first rap name, and she was the one that wanted me to be a rapper. No shit. Hell yeah. And then I would go to see my dad in prison, And she was the one that wanted me to be a rapper. You know what I'm saying? Hell yeah. And then I would go to see my dad in prison and I would go rap to him through the glass and he likes that shit.

So my uncles and my cousins were doing it. So you were training at four. Literally. Not even knowing though. Just doing it. It's just part of life. I was with my kinfolks doing it and I felt grown because they was grown.

And I'm talking about some grown shit Yeah, I'm saying. Yeah, it just felt cool. And I just it just kind of worked out for me man. I'm grateful That's your mom moved to your mom moved to San Francisco I was I can't remember your mom. So your dad went to prison your parents split up, right? My mom my mom my mama tell my dad she was on birth control, I think. Oh, for real? Yeah, I think so. Then she was 18 when she had you, right?

Yeah. And then she moved, he went to prison, she moved, did she just move to where you live now? Nah, she's still in Bay City. Bay City, okay, I heard Bay City and I immediately thought San Francisco. Oh, no, yeah, that's the Bay area. Yeah, yeah, Bay City.

So she moved to Bay City and your mom was a gangster. Yeah, 1000%, like still to this day. Like I remember a lot of, I go back to the hood, a lot of dudes be bringing her up, and like, I don't want to hear that shit, because like in my mind, you was fucking my mama. You know what I'm saying? For real, because like my mama, you know,

man, my mama, you know, she was living. You know what I mean? And so I ain't ever wanna hear that, but one day my buddy Boom sat me down and he was like, bro, these people really respect yo mama. He said, I just don't want it. I see you feel that way and I don't want you to feel that way because you shouldn't.

I ain't trying to tell you this to make you feel good. I would just left it alone. This is the best vodka in the world. You're talking to a man who's put 10,000 hours into a couple things, eating pussy and drinking vodka I'll bring my wife and if you want I'm pretty good the first one too, but this is better than pussy This is the best vodka you're ever gonna have it's clean I sleep court my sleep scores through the roof because of it. It tastes clean everyone

I've given it to loves this vodka Tom. Tell them. It's absolutely fantastic We have a proprietary distillation process and listen we are winning competitions. We have gold medals in various competitions and honestly you the people are the ones telling us how great it is too. This is not just smoke that we're blowing here. We're telling you because you're telling us this is now your favorite vodka. So thank you and if you haven't tried Porosos get out to the store. If they don't carry it tell them you wanted to carry it. Tell them request it. When you go to the bar you say hey do you carry Porosos and if you haven't tried porosos, get out to the store. If they don't carry it, tell them you want them to carry it. Tell them, request it. When you go to the bar, you say,

hey, do you carry porosos? And if they say no, you go, you should. It's pretty freaking awesome. And then walk out. You know what I do? I go, do you carry porosos? And they say no, I bring out a bottle and I give it to them. I go, now you do.

Can I get a bottle of glass of porosos? That's awesome, that's awesome. Right, like your mama was solid and a gangster. They didn't look at my mama, they thought, you know, to them she was black. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Just in the hood every day.

And just with them thugging. Just cool than a bitch, man. I'll show you some pictures of my. I couldn't find a picture of your mom online. Yeah. Cause you describe, you say every time you hear high heels you think of your mom. Yes, man he knows.

I used to be in daycare, and every time I heard them high heels coming, I knew it was my mama. Well, nobody else's mama wearing high heels. It's crazy how those memories sit with you. Yeah. You know, like a sound, a smell, something takes you right back. Yeah.

Man, I wish I remember her perfume. I remember when she passed, I remember her smell for a little bit. About two, three years later, it went away. But I remember I was in Walmart one day and I was in a aisle and I smelled it. I was like, what the fuck is that? And it's fucked me up ever since then.

I've always tried to remember what her scent was. I bet you could figure it out based on the year and what was popular. Right, yeah. Like I know for a fact, I had the same thing with, the girl I lost my virginity to had a very popular, I had a smell. And I smelled, well it gave me an anxiety attack

when I smelled it, so I wasn't really good at having sex. So I smelled it and anytime I smelled it I'd have an anxiety attack. And it was crazy and then I was like, I just need to stay away from that smell. And then I think it was my little sister was like, what smell was it? And I was like I just need to stay away from that smell and then some I think was my little sister was like What smell was it and I was like, I don't know 1987 whatever was popular and they were like

Colors it was it colors Colors, it's a really but man would I smell it? I mean I get pulled back. Yeah, it's funny No, I shouldn't be telling the story because it's all only about me, but when I met my wife, I was allergic to cats and I wouldn't go to her house because I had allergies. She broke up with me and she goes, you know, one of the reasons is I need someone who would be able to live with the cats. I got to live with cats. So I got on allergy medicine for the first time. I'm 26 years old. Yeah, 20, no 29. Damn, she left you for the cat.

Yeah. That's crazy. And we have cats to this day. We have two cats in our house. Sick. And I got on allergy medicine. And for the first time in my life, I could smell things. Yeah.

The first thing I smelled was jasmine. The second thing I smelled was lilies. So now, every time I smell jasmine or lilies, I think of Leanne. Because I never smelled a flower in my life because of my allergies. Really? Yeah.

And so every time. But it smells so fucking wild. I bet you can find your mom's scent. Nah, I'm sure, but remember I was telling you earlier, I already got a fucked up nose. I gotta get some type of surgery to get it fixed. I got into a fight with this kid named Jack Tarr. We used to have the boxing gloves in our locker room,

and we'd just fucking go hard. And Jack Tarr, you know, I was strong, and a lot of people didn't wanna fuck with me, because I was just icing and shit. And this one dude, Jack, he wasn't really good at fighting but just corn-fed ass motherfucker. Talking about fucking legs, like tree stumps, you know? And we're fighting them, going hard, and I'm eating them alive, bro. And he caught me with this lucky ass punch.

Bam! Hit my bitch ass. And I remember I was dazed, you know what I'm saying? If he would have followed up with another one, he would have knocked my ass out. I remember I was dazed, you know what I'm saying, if he would've followed up with another one he would've knocked my ass out. You remember Dante, bro? Dante steps in, he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah, he talks like he's fucking inbred, but you know what I'm saying, he was like,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right now, nah. You know, and he saved my life, but ever since then my nose has been fucked up, so I gotta get that done. That's gonna change the way you feel completely, man. No, I believe it. Even remember I was telling you earlier about the gag and trying to inhale a lot.

And like I think it's cause I just got so much gunk in that. It make my ears feel fucked up. I get bad air infections, you know what I'm saying? Bro, I'll shower and get an air infection. Yeah, that shit's bad. But I think it's cause I'm just already all clogged up. Definitely, it's all connected. Yeah, yeah.

He's captain surgery. Really? You know, he goes to a doctor, if he feels something wrong, he goes to a doctor immediately. You been getting those IVs? I got one yesterday, that's why I'm so bloated. Yeah, I got one yesterday, I love that shit, man. Yeah, stem cells too, I get stem cell injections.

What? Like a stem on black ops? And, dude, this week I got three different kinds. I got stem cell IV, I got direct inject stem cell, and then they put stem cells in like this inhaler. So like the vapors go in, yeah, all three. That sounds good, then. It's great, do it at Ways to Well in Austin.

You can come to Austin, I'll set you up, the place is amazing. Hey, what's up? I've been trying to go to Tony so bad, he wants me there, I just be busy with my bitch ass. Yeah, I bet your schedule's crazy. Yeah, well it is coming up now too, you know what I'm saying? Are you going on a tour right now?

In August, I'm finna drop recess and then follow up with a tour. Oh nice. Yeah. Nationwide? No, not yet. I like, I don't know man, I'm kind of scared leaving. Yeah?

Yeah, I got my passport and everything, I'm ready. I'm supposed to be going to Berlin to do the Wii Cup with my buddies and I really want to go to Japan. Japan, let me tell you something man. I went for the first time last year. Sick. In all, I've been to like, I don't know,

50 countries, everywhere. That's the most amazing place that I've been. Is it true that it's just so clean and nice there? Like I heard a story, somebody was fucked up and he fell asleep in the street and they woke up with a bunch of water bottles around him. I believe it. The Japanese culture's incredible.

It's quiet. It is like, you get on the subway, no one's talking, everyone gets off the subway, no one's talking, and then you go to like Vietnam, totally fucking different. No one's talking and then and then you go to like Vietnam Totally fucking different. Yeah, the it Vietnamese Vietnam is so fucking loud and it's like is Japan No one's touching each other in Vietnam. It's like they're putting their fingers in your mouth Traffic's chaos Japan's out of this world fun. No food is crazy. It's a list dude everything you eat there, everything,

a tomato, a grape, a strawberry, lettuce, crab, whatever you have, I swear to you, you'll be like, this is the best tomato I've ever had in my life. Like everything. They got steak out there? They're not cooking like that. Oh, their steak is outrageously good. It's not horse?

No. No. No. Wait, wait, can I, could you do, could you tour like Mexico and do, and rap in Mexico and would it have the same translation as it does in Texas? Yeah. That's so much fucking money. Have you done, have you performed in Mexico? No.

I did Mexico City. That's hard. It was awesome. Yeah. I was kind of scared to go to Mexico too though, you know what I'm saying? Cause like, it's just, it's, bro, it's, I mean, I love Mexico.

I used to go there as a kid all the time, you know what I'm saying? But like, it's just getting ugly, bro. I feel like it's getting ugly. And you're the guy that like, I mean, I'm not, I'm just saying like, if you're a cartel leader and you're a fucking, you're okay. He's gonna look at my tattoos and be like, that's not us. Yeah. Oh fuck. I'm just saying, if you're a cartel leader and you're a fucking, you're a gangster,

he gonna look at my tattoos and be like, that's not us. Yeah. Oh fuck. Oh shit, I didn't even realize that. Oh yeah. Oh that is crazy. Yeah, it's deeper, you know? Mexico City is so bilingual.

Yeah, now I believe it. Yeah, it's like the show, I did Buenos Aires, I did Argentina, I did Santiago, Chile, and then I did Mexico City. Mexico City was like, it's not like the show like I did I did Buenos Aires I did Argentina I did Santiago Chile and then I did Mexico City Mexico City was like it was just like you're performing in Houston Like it was you you were you wouldn't know you were out of the country. No, I believe it That's just sounds cool as fuck. It was rad I was I had a I got a song with lefty SM and they shot his shit out there and It looked cool and I was like, fuck, I wish I went,

but like I'd just be living in fear with that shit. I feel like I done heard too many stories. There's a lot of crazy stories. Bro, cause that shit is real. That's real, yeah. That shit is completely fucking real. Well, not if you're white like me, it's not real at all. I walked around Mexico City with a Rolex on, like, what's up fellas? Two TNA cigars? Nah, but it can't happen though. Oh I know I mean I you gotta understand you got

motherfuckers that go home and look at their grandma's stomach touch they back every day. Don't give a fuck about that shit. I need what you got you know. I don't even know what you said but it scared the fuck out of me. I was like touch your grandmother's stomach. No I say you got motherfuckers that go home every day and watch their grandmama's stomach touch their bed, like they starving. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. You were in a cold house.

I liked it better the way you said it, the way I heard it. Just dudes going home, touching their grandmother's stomach and then touching their bathroom. I'll be back, grandmama. I'll be back, grandmama. I also had zero understanding of what you said, but I was like, yeah, that does sound scary, man. No, for real though, like these people don't care.

God, your perception of the world is so different than my perception of the world. I look at it, I really am, not just glass half full, but glass overflowing. I see opportunity everywhere, and I think sometimes the problem is you don't realize, yeah, I guess the world doesn't see that way. Not everyone's given just opportunity after opportunity.

Yeah, and then some people, because I've been in this game long enough to where I've said my beliefs and I've had my ways and people don't like it and agree with it. So I feel like I've lost a lot of my Mexicans, but shit, I'm not gonna- Really, they're not Mexicans in general? Some of them are just not fans because of your beliefs? Yeah.

Really? Because of who I like, what I'm into. Who do you like? You know, I mean, shit, it can be anything. They might not like what I think politically. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? it can be anything like they might not like what I think politically Oh, yeah, you know I'm saying and but the other side of that is religiously or anyway There's some people who probably hear what you say and they go. I love this though

Yeah, I mean some people are like I don't agree with them, but I fucking love them right You know I'm saying like I mean just cuz you like to eat or fucking cook or whatever the fuck I'm not gonna not like you cuz you like that shit. It's what you like, it's what you're into, it's your belief. It's so funny, the thing that might rub people wrong is the thing that draws me in. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. I just like that you're really authentically you.

I thank you, bro. I mean, every part about you is like, just, it is not manufactured by an industry. It is just you. It's, you know, that's so interesting. No, I like it, man. I think it's cool, bro. And anybody that's still on my boat, I'm grateful, man, because like I said, these people don't have to like me.

But that's who you want, though, man. You want, like I think, and everybody, you want people who are fans that are fans because you're being yourself. If you're trying to be something else and they're fans, it's not gonna work. And I mean, bro, I keep it real with my members, I keep it real with my people,

and most importantly, I wake up every day and keep it real with myself. I'm not gonna not be me to make you happy. Right. You know what I'm saying? For sure. And I don't know you shit, bitch, in reality. I don't even give a fuck if y'all like my music,

because at the end of the day, I do this shit because Sophie wanted me to do it. I used to be broke and on drugs, laid out in the middle of the street, happy, still doing this shit. I like, that might be cut out, but I like being on drugs. I love acid. I love mushrooms. I love weed. I love sipping drank.

I love getting fucked up and cocaine, I love weed, I love sipping drank, I love getting fucked up and cocaine, I like doing all that shit. You know what I'm saying? So. Tom likes everything you just said too. No, that's what I'm trying to tell you. For real, have you tried DMT? Yeah, I know.

Tom is really in love with DMT. He's been doing it, what I would say, almost too much. Yeah, I ain't gonna just necessarily say I do it too much, but I like it and I'll do it if it's right. I think I've been doing it an excessive amount. Yeah, what are you doing? Before he goes to bed. I love it, yeah, yeah.

Oh shit. Yeah, fully hallucinating. It's fun. Dom's like a low key drug addict. Yeah, no, I like this shit. Everyone goes, oh, Bert's an alcoholic, Bert's fat. It's like, are you not looking at the guy next to me? Yeah, right.

I say all that though, because I was given when I was broke. I'm happy, I'm OK with being broke. You know what I'm saying? I'm cool with being nobody. I like being a nobody. All these motherfuckers coming up to me and won't leave me alone and shit. Yeah.

Don't get it fucked up. I love my fans. And I go above and beyond with making them know that it's obvious that I'm it fucked up. I love my fans and I go above and beyond with making them know that it's obvious that I'm grateful for you, I love you. But some people just won't fuck with me because like they knew me as the dude holding the chicken. You know what I'm saying? Fuck all that bro. Like I want to talk to the people that are the reason why I'm living different. And you also get something we don't get. You walk into a room and you kind of pop. Like when you

walked in a NASCAR, it's like every fucking 50 year old white woman in a sundress turned and was like, who's that? And by the way, I was the first one to come up to you. I was like, oh shit. I know. I flip shit when I seen you. I done this shit of brick. I was like, no way. I didn't think you'd be a NASCAR. And then immediately I was like, of course he's a fucking NASCAR. I was like, there's no way he's gonna be at the Indianapolis 500, he's gonna be a fucking NASCAR. And dude, I came up and I was like,

I'm gonna give you space because I knew you were gonna get inundated. So I was like, dude, I love you, man. I'm a huge fan, you're real as fuck. And then I was like, we gotta podcast together sometime. And then I was like, I'll come find you in a little bit. And I went down and I had come find you in a little bit. And I went down, and I had just shown you

fighting that bull to my whole team at NASCAR. I just showed it to them. And Kyle was behind me, you met Kyle downstairs, and I go, Kyle, he just walked in. She goes, what? I said, I'm asking her, he just walked in. She went, shut the fuck up. And everyone's like, leaned up.

We were in the front row, they're like, where is he? And then I think Kyle came back and maybe introduced himself to you. And then I was like, all right, he's high time, I'm gonna go talk to him. Because I'm bad with celebrities. And so I walked up and then you were gone. I was like, fuck, fuck.

I went to the, I started going booth to booth, going, he's gotta be right next door. He's gotta be right next door. But then I was like, oh, I'll just DM him. But you do pop when you go into a room. So in, listen, if fans see you, they come after you. But then also, you get what I get sometimes is like some annoying older white woman going,

I don't know who you are, but everyone seems to know who you are, who are you? Yeah, and it's like, bitch, move around. Yeah, get outta here. Like, just leave me the fuck alone. And I don't like who you are, but everyone seems to know who you are. Who are you? Yeah, it's like bitch move around. Yeah, get out of here. Like just leave me the fuck alone I don't like that shit man I mean, but I don't like it but I because like already before I was already that type of person Yeah, I used to just be mean man I had a lot of hatred in me felt like everything owed me everything cuz I was just taken away from everything But then you know, I just got older and just realized shit.

Like, man, nobody. That shit is so. You were forced to be a grown up at eight. Yeah. I mean, that's from, when you said, at eight I was a grown up. I remember hearing you say that on Rogan, and I was like, I didn't learn how to jerk off

until I was 10. Yeah. I was like, dude. Yeah, bro, I ain't gonna lie, my mama, she used to have them dope heads around her. I feel like I remember one time, there was these two motherfuckers fucking in mind and my cousin bunk bed I walked in on that shit, you know mom, but you gotta understand my mama was still young Yeah, you know I'm saying like she was still having a lot of shit going on

She still wanted to live her life. So I love my mama. She did great, you know, but she was just too gangster. Yeah. Yeah My mama, she did great, but she was just too gangster. Yeah. Yeah. But nah, yeah, I mean, shit, I remember looking at my teachers in the first grade, like I don't know what fucking is, but I'd fuck you. You know? For real.

So like, it's deeper. Like, I mean, I remember still in blue flags from Walmart, feeling like I was gang banging already by the time I was 10. Really? Yeah, you know, like- And this is all, is this in like Bay City? Bay City area, Lake Jackson, Freeport, all that shit.

My mama was always in Lake Jackson and Freeport, but I stayed in Bay City a lot. Or West Columbia, that's where my grandparents were. And that's still home, right? Yes sir. It's just a bunch of small country towns, Matagorda County, Beech, Basoria County. Basoria was actually supposed to be the capital of Texas.

Really? Yes, and they ended up making it Austin. Stephen F. Austin got land out there. They got a statue of him out there. Yeah, his family used to walk that land. Jones Creek, I think like 1800 acres out there. Texas is pretty fucking badass when you think about it. Yeah.

It really is. It's beautiful, man. We got green land, we got flat land, the desert, we got mountains. You could drive like 18 19 hours Is that area with all those towns is that pretty mixed is it like white folks Mexican foot look like is it all yeah? A lot a lot black motherfuckers a lot of Mexican motherfuckers Love whites. Yeah, pretty much

Nah, I mean it's a, you know, it's a lot. It's a pot of gumbo out there. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. That's cool. I like it though, man. It's quiet, it's slow boogie. I can do what I want. Yeah.

River, you know what I'm saying? Dude, they're gonna fucking love you in Japan. I just realized, have you ever seen Japanese Cholo culture? Yes! It's fucking awesome. Holy, they, I just, bro, it fucked me up when I seen they had lolos and shit out there. Yeah. It's fucking, I mean, it's fucking holy they are you bro. It fucked me up when I seen they had lolos and shit. Yeah, it's Fucking I mean it's like I'm at a I'm at a Jap Chicano over here Japanese Chicano over here one time

Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, sure. It was all white and I had the two flags and was a Japanese flag Mexico flag I was like damn you're hard fool hard cool fucking cool as much. That's crazy No, yeah. There's like such a huge hip hop culture there. Yeah, I was gonna say, my buddy, Ali, he punched me in with a dude named Shoo and he has like a whole DJ screw shop out there. Wow.

Yeah, that shit's fucking sick. They got a slab out there on Swankus. Really? Yeah. You gotta go, man. No, matter of fact, y'all gotta come to Texas cause I wanna put y'all in a helicopter, we need to go shoot some shit. I'd do that. You would definitely do that. I would love to do that. I would love to do that. I don't know if y'all like getting dirty, but I fuck with those ATVs and the four wheelers. Man, we'll go out there to Crosby and get muddy.

That'd be fun, man. I would love to do that. Yeah, you're doing Texas wrong. I know, I need to get out there. Y'all got four wheelers? What's that? Four wheelers? Yeah.

Yes. I got a four wheeler. I got a four wheeler. I got a four wheeler. I got a four wheeler. I got a four wheeler. I got a four wheeler. I got a four wheeler. I got a four wheeler. I got a four wheeler. I got a four wheeler. I got a four, man. I'd love to do that. Yeah, you're doing Texas wrong. I know, I need to get out there.

You got four wheelers? What's that? Four wheelers? Yeah. Yes, I got an Outlander. Fucking bad, motherfucker, dog. It's like the Cadillac of those bitches, and I'd be riding.

And like those Polaris fucking things too? Yeah, but I like the four wheeler because you could dog rip it. You can really, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? The Polaris is just some cool shit to vibe with. Like you got homegirl with you or something. But if you got somebody like who,

like I went in Australia, I went to Daniel Ricardo's ranch, the F1 driver. Nice. And he drives a Polaris like fucking sideways. Like it's nuts. And then also another thing, the turbo on that bitch, when it hits, I feel like I'm breaking it

every time I hit the gas. Like it just sounds ugly. If anyone else had been driving, we for sure would be dead the way he was doing it. But he's like so proficient, you're just like, yeah, I mean like the whole way. Like 60 miles an hour sideways all over this thousand acre ranch.

It was fucking insane. They do it in sand dunes in Michigan. And you go fucking flying. You know what's so funny? A long time ago when I was working on Birth Conqueror, we did four wheelers, it was four wheelers in mud. It was a big contest in Texas. And they had a big fucking mud pit.

And the whole idea was you and a partner got on your four wheeler and you had to make it all the way across. You'd haul ass in, you'd get stuck, you'd be leaning to one side, and I was like, man, this is gonna be redneck as fuck. And there's something about redneck, like there's something about, there's something,

look, I'm not gonna talk shit about my own people. Man, I'm a brownneck, fool. Well, I got out there, there's something about rednecks that make me unnerved, because I know them, my wife's family is the entire thing, and they always think, hey, no one getting hurt today. And I'm gonna really take this city boy for a ride. And I got out there, there were no white people,

it was all Mexican rednecks. And I was like, what the fuck? And man, I was like, same fucking same. I had this dude on my thing, he was as fat as I was, we were both pretty big at the time, and he was like, we get stuck in the mud, and he'd be like, get in there, get in. I was fucking covered in mud, and dude,

and we had, but I was like, there is not one white, they're all Mexican rednecks. Really? Oh, man. Where were you? I want to say like, Katy, Texas? Oh yeah, that's not, yeah, you was in Crosby. Yeah, I forget, you can find it online I'm sure. But there was like parts of Texas, man, I think.

Is El Paso the one right on the border? Yes. El Paso is not really Texas. It's really kind of just a little bit more Mexico. Little more. Oh no, you could be at a house. Like I'll be on the roof of a house and be looking at Mexico. Oh yeah, and El Paso for sure

There is a blast yeah, yeah, it's a really fun stand and then you know, you're in El Paso and you're like So you could spend most the day not speaking English to anybody. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot. It's really a Mexican It's like a Mexican town. Yeah, I've ever been to the valley it's really a Mexican, it's like a Mexican town. Y'all ever been to the Valley? Well I don't even know what that is. The 956 of Texas? Like Laredo, McAllen, Farr and all that? Maybe done a show, I've done so many

smaller town shows in Texas, I may have been there. Mercedes, West Loco, West Loco, there you go. I don't know, I grew up over there too, it's kind of like El Paso though. Really? Yeah, fuck Yeah, I kind of I really dig a border town like so we used to my feel true You should take us to Mexico and they would take it as these bars and shit

And I remember there was this dude and he was I don't know if he was simple-minded or or what the fuck he was But he was some thought off. Yeah, and he couldn't do much But he would you know those old school boom bad Brady Iios with the two speakers and the fucking knobs and shit he would bust that bitch down into screws and fucking in springs and then put it back together really yeah yeah all right what's the best Mexican name? Chewie's pretty fucking great. Chico. Chico? I like I like Guillermo. Guillermo? Guillermo. I love that there was a guy there's a guy that rushed our fraternity when we were in college And they're like ladies and gentlemen this guy's badass names get him all and everyone's like oh And then a fucking Cuban guy in the back goes sound really yeah

It's really just so we're all clear Sound like a fucking warrior guy with an uncircumcised cock who knows how to cum. Right? And then you meet Chilly Willie and you're like, what's up buddy? Damn bro, I ain't gonna lie, so you're a bad motherfucker and you're tough bro.

You've been doing this for a while, you fucked me up with that shit. I think that's cool as fuck bro. Get him old. Chewie's a badass name. Chewie's got it. Lot of Ernie's. Yeah, but you though, like you in general.

What? Like you're just a bad motherfucker. Those videos you were showing me earlier, that shit's cool, bro. No, I was hungry for fame and money. I was a fucking idiot. It worked. I used to do, dude, I've done some stuff.

Like I was the first person to jump off Stratosphere. What is Stratosphere? In Vegas, you know the big spear, the big like, it's the tallest building east, west of the Mississippi. Nice. And so it's like 1,100 feet I think up. Well the crazier thing is that you hate heights. I hate heights.

That's really wild. I got this show called Birth to Conquer where I would do crazy, like jumped off Stratosphere, did a rope swing of like, in New Zealand, like 500 foot free fall, jumped off the tall stadium in Africa. But the whole thing was I fucking hated it. And it was like, and I'm really regular, so like I'm not like a thrill seeker.

So it was. Man, you know it's a big fucking fear of mine, but I've been wanting to do it. You know who Brian Gaffey is? He's in the industry with this music shit. I ain't think so. Anyways, he be fucking instructing scuba diving. And I want to do it so bad,

but I want to do it because it's one of my biggest fears. Yeah. The unknown of the water, you know what I'm saying? Like there's, I don't know, but I think there's aliens in the water. They are, they're called octopus Yeah, right Do you see the hold on did Rogan show you the picture of the octopus with the claws on it? No show me

There's an octopus with claws on it either that or I dreamt it. Okay Why don't you eat it? Because because I really do think it's a life form. I think it's a you were saying that earlier I think it's a different life form. You think it's a life form. I think it's a whole you were saying that earlier I think it's a different life form. You think it's a different life. I think it's yeah Have you ever seen the way octopuses can change into the rock? Yeah. Yeah, I mean octopuses Pusses or octopus octopus with claws do not have I was an octopus with crab claws anyway Scooby-diving is interesting. Have you ever scuba dived? I've never scuba dived. So scuba diving

I've only snorkeled. You know you take the lesson you do in a pool very fun. Very fun. Very I think I got this and then you do an open water dive and you have a moment where you Maybe the weather isn't perfect. Maybe it isn't beautiful. Maybe it's a little way But scuba divers don't give a fuck They're underwater, but if you're a regular person you're like, but it's raining and there's thunder and lightning and they're like we'll be fine We're gonna be 40 feet below and you're like, but it's getting dark and they're like that's when it's the best and you're like Hold on and then there's a moment where you hit your BC and you start to sink and you have to realize Am I excited for the stuff down there or Or the stuff I love, is it all up here?

Because I gotta pick one. And man, that is when panic sets in, when you start sinking. For the average person, just dropping and remembering to breathe. And being cool and it gets dark and dark and then cold and it changes. And it's pitch black and you're just going down

and you're waiting for an animal to come by you and you don't see anything and you're looking for the ship. They tell you, you'll see the mast at 60 feet and you're like, I don't see shit, I don't see shit, I don't see shit, I don't see shit, I see bubbles, I don't see shit and then all of a sudden, a ship.

And you realize this ship, the day those guys left it was the worst day of their life. And now I'm gonna go check out someone's biggest tragedy. The day they were like, fuck it, I love my kids. I wanna just live. And now I'm down there going, ooh, dude. Spooky. And then you see a fish come around the corner

and the fish is like, what the fuck are you doing here? I don't know. Do you like it though? I have liked it. I went swimming with whale sharks in Japan. Man I want to bro but like I just, I feel like I watch too many movies. No, no, no, no.

This is what you do. You gotta be very specific with what you want. Set your intention to the dive instructor and say I don't wanna go deeper than 20 feet. That way you're never gonna run into the problem of getting the bends. You can go around, do it when you're in like the Bahamas and just shallow scuba diving.

It's not the thing that people fucking love. People wanna go down 90 feet. They wanna go down 130 feet. That's where, that's where atmospheres change. That's where all of a sudden it's a different world. That's where the aliens are. Yeah, that's where the aliens are. Bro, I seen a video of this dude,

he was in the water and he was, his hands were like, you know, on the fucking floor and something came out of the sand and wrapped around his hand. And it looked like that, you seen life? Yeah. Yeah. It looked like the fucking alien from life. Remember how I grabbed the old black dude's hand?

It looked just like that. And I don't know if it was real or not but. There's some really fucking, you know, every year they- Bro, there's fish out there that create light. Every year they discover new species at a different depth and every time you see them you're like, that looks like it. It's a fucking amazing thing. Yeah, it definitely looks like it.

You have to go scuba diving. You have to go scuba diving and film it. I'm only doing it to conquer it. You can get certified like at a local YMCA. They teach it at places like that. Or what you can do is indefinitely, in the Bahamas, I've done this in the Bahamas, you can get a day's certification

where you go into the pool and they teach you what you kind of need to know and then you'll swim, an instructor will be by you, which is great, you want that anyway. And you can go scuba diving And you can go scuba diving. You can go scuba diving. It's shallow scuba dive, but it's fun. You seen that pool where they teach you how to scuba dive?

It's like the deepest pool in the world. And it's like a cylinder going down. I want to do that. That's it. Just because I know there's nothing in there. I hope not. How deep is it? It's deep enough to look down and fucking have a panic attack.

Pull up the deepest pool in the world. I know exactly what you're talking about. And you see the dude's free dive? Yeah. And a free dive down in it. Hey, but it's some cool shit though, because like I say, you're going down like this, but there's different shit on the walls you could do.

It's in Dubai? This is in Dubai. Wow. Look at that, click it. How deep you think? Look at that. Holy fuck. What's 148 feet? That's crazy. Dubai man, they just got crazy money.

Yeah, it's stupid money. I bet you'd kill in Dubai. You think so? Fuck yes. I had the drink. What you do is you put on the fucking whole chic outfit, right, and like they don't see any of the tats and you put on the fucking hat

and then you just rip it off and everyone's like, oh shit! Oh shit! I had to do is you put on the fucking whole chic outfit right and like they don't see any of the tats and you put on The fucking hat and then you just rip it off. It was like Damn bro, I don't know though bro, cuz I'd be in the airport like I'll be trying to be incognito And then they just always know it's me. Yeah, it's like oh, I know that I have to anywhere That's wild, dude. That pool is insane. Nah, it's shit sick, bro. And you know what's fucking crazy?

As a kid, I always, like I loved Poseidon, I loved the water, I loved everything about the water. Then I got older and started watching movies. Yeah, I started to fuck with you. Well, the deep ocean is a terrifying place, man. I also think it's the most beautiful place on Earth. Both, yeah. It's both, though. Ocean or think it's the most beautiful place on Earth. Both, yeah.

It's both though. Ocean or mountains? If you had to retire right now and you had to pick one, ocean or mountains? I like mountains more. I'm oceans. My wife will pick mountains. My wife will pick ocean.

I would want to, but like I said, I just, that fear. I don't like sharks either. I don't do that shit. Can I tell you? What? You have to swim with sharks. It's, do you ever remember when you were a kid?

I don't have to. Hey, hey, hey. Pull up, pull up. I did it in the Keys. Oh, you can do it in the Keys out of the cage. They just bring them up to you. You saw the one where the fucking shark went in the cage? Yeah.

See, nah, hell no. No, we did, we did. North Shore, it's North Shore Shark Adventure in Haleiwa in Hawaii, and they bring you out and they have Galapagos sharks. There's probably 40 around the cage. Just see photo. And you're sitting in a cage, and I'll tell you,

it's like going to church and getting it. It's like, remember when you thought you got a chick pregnant you went to church and you were like God Oh, I was gonna say this early off, but we got talking about something else But it made me think when you said that I remember I was a sixth grade just go suck my dick and I thought I got I'm pregnant Just some kid shit, you know, that always sucked me up. I thought the bitch was pregnant. I remember when I was in sixth grade.

That was so far from my sixth grade here. I can't even tell you. I remember the first blowjob I got, she was sucking. And I was like, I think you're doing it wrong. And then I was like, never mind, I like your way better. Oh, fuck. It's a blowjob, you're supposed to be blowing into it. I know a lot of them.

My dad, like I said, he went to prison and when he came out, he had used my computer and it came back with every virus under the sun. And fucking, you know, like, bro, grandma and grandson, neighbor pounds, fucking neighbor while, you know, husband's at work, just stupid shit. So I just was, you know, and like I said, man, you know, I was being a kid walking in on my mama fucking you know, I'm saying my Listening to my dad fuck, you know, like yeah, I just always been around it. So Is it is it like so I'm I was saying to Pete today I go it's gotta be tough being like a rapper and then having to always be

Tough and always be tough and always be on point and be manly. I'm a bitch. Nah, I dig that, but you ain't gotta be that tough. There's different type of tough. Yeah, go fucking fight that bull. It's tough. You know what I'm saying?

It's some cool shit. But my dad always, growing up, tough guys get hurt. They're the first ones to get hurt You know I'm saying you ain't gotta be a tough guy looking for a fight on a fucking smart guy. Yeah I was the dude when that woman college and guys like hey, we're about to get a fight you got my back I'm like, oh, yeah, sure sure sure and I just walked out He looking bad with a fuck is I had I think I still have one of the most plunchable faces Yeah, you ain't cheating. Good luck, Chadwick. You ain't cheating. That boy, he looking mad. Where the fuck is he? I had, I think I still have one of the most

plunchable faces in every fight we ever. Well, your beard got trimmed today. It looks, I like it. Shut up. What? I over trimmed my beard, actually. I had the ones on, I went, oh motherfucker. I like it.

It looks good. Yeah, it looked, I like it. It looks good. Yeah, it looked very cherubic. It's nice. How many fights you been in in your life? A lot. I don't know, rephrase that. How many times have I been beaten up? Oh fuck.

Like, I mean, I fight when you decide you're gonna fight also, right? Damn, so these motherfuckers just be coming up to you? Oh buddy. I also was like- That hasn't happened in a long time. I haven't gotten punched in... The last fight fight I got into was at the Starbucks with a guy that looked like Louis

C.K. Why? Why? This is the worst. I was trying to get my bathing suit. It was when we were doing Reality Bites Back and my sisters lived above the Starbucks. So I pulled... I pulled out my fucking bathing suit.

How long ago was this? Hold on, that's exactly what I said. I double parked and he got angry. He was in a teal BMW and he was like, zim, zim, zim, zim, zim, zim. And then as I pulled out, he goes, pulls in and then I'm at the light and he's like talking shit to me and I thought

it was Louis C.K. so I was like, hey, it's Louis C.K. So I rolled down my window and I's like talking shit to me and I thought it was Louis CK so I was like hey it's Louis CK so I rolled down my window and I guess not Louis CK I go he's really upset I wrote turn on my radio and he goes Lord had a park fucking asshole and I said to him I was just getting my bathing suit and then he was like huh and then I was like and then I I put it in park I said you talk like a tough guy, act like a tough guy. Oh, fuck. And I got out of the car. So you're fooling, you're fooling like, come here. Yeah.

And then everyone, and do you know who, and I can't say he was there, but do you know who was at that Starbucks every day, every day at that time, was Freddie Roach. The boxing instructor. He was always at that Starbucks. I don't know if he was there that day This is the valley one. No, no, this is on Detroit Street and sure. Okay. Why's your ass fight? He's like

Wait, so you get out of does he get out of the car too? No, he's already out of the car He's walking to Starbucks and I got and I put my car in park and I got out of the car Well, I was like, what are you gonna do? And he was like sitting there I go come on and then I walked around to the other side of the car. I was like, let's go What are you gonna do? And he was like sitting there, I go, come on! And then I walked around to the other side of the car, I was like, let's go, what are we gonna do now? The guy just walked in and walked into Starbucks, I was like, that's what I fucking thought! And then I got my car and I was like,

why am I doing that? Yeah, I was gonna say, you were on one, fool. No, I had that, I don't have that anymore. That is not in me anywhere at all, but there was a lot of times in college that like, I don't have- Oh, this was a while ago. It was a long time ago, this is when, yeah. I don't have any inclination to punch anyone,

and I don't want to be hit at all. My dad, he fuckin', I remember seeing people get in my dad's face, and he'd be like, hey roll over, join, get some shots over here, you trippin'. Like be my friend. Really? Yeah. And he was able to de Like be my friend. Yeah. Really?

Yeah. He was able to deescalate things. Yeah. Now he's like, he just fuckin' walkin' up to you and he's like, what the fuck you gonna do? I've seen him be fucked up, grab somebody's drink, drank it and sat it down and looked at him. You know what I'm sayin'?

That's a pretty hard move. Yeah, nah, my dad, he's a bully now. Was he? Wait, he got more bully-ish as he got older? Yeah, as he got older, he just, he's a bully now. Was he? Wait, he got more bully-ish as he got older? Yeah, as he got older, he's like, fuck this shit. That's hilarious. You guys jacked, right? Oh, bro, fuck it, he's always been like that.

The way Rogan, he was just always in shape, that's how my dad was. My dad, bro, so he would have all the strip clubs jumping and the owners love my dad The bitches love my dad so he would bring the house party home every fucking night Monday through Sunday and I'm living with him in the seventh grade and He'd break me up four or five o'clock in the morning son you ready to get down that whoop ass What the fuck you talking about and he would have a house full of women

and a few dudes there and those dudes are there because he met them at the club and he's like, oh you rap? Ben, watch this, come on. And he bring them home and he fucking had me rap out of these grown ass men. And I'd eat them alive and then one of his hoes would take me to school or I'd take the city bus,

I mean the tour taxi, not the city bus. That is such a crazy upbringing story. Yeah, yeah, it was crazy. I mean it was fun, it was cool though. Sometimes I wouldn't even go to school. He'd be like, son, make me oatmeal. I'd go down there and make him some oatmeal, come up, he's fuckin', and we'd fall asleep all day,

I'd fuckin' wake up, come out my room, the oatmeal's still sittin' there. My story's like, come out my room, the whole meal's still sitting there. My story's like, one time I got to watch a rated R movie that year. That's the craziest shit that happened to me in seventh grade. There was no strippers and fucking rapping. That's wild, dude.

But my parents were kids when they had me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I dig it. So when's recess come out? August, I wanna drop it in August. Have you recorded everything already? Yeah, it's all done. It's all done. That's what I'm saying, I gotta send it to you. I want you to listen to it. So when's recess come out? August, I wanna drop it in August. Have you recorded everything already? Yeah, it's all done. It's all done.

That's what I'm saying, I gotta send it to you. I want you to listen to it. I'd love to. I'd love to. This is like 17 tracks on there. Nice. Wow. And do you have, when you make an album,

it seems like everyone's got guests on it. Yeah, nah, yeah, I got some features on there. Features, I'm sorry. Yeah, I love my Texas artists, though. I just love working with the Texas artist. I feel like the Power Rangers whenever we fucking meet together, you know? But I got Danzell on there, he not from Texas,

but Danzell's one of my favorite features on there. Of course Wayne is on there. What's it like working with Wayne? I wasn't with him in the studio. Oh, you weren't? No, I wasn't, but it was cool as fuck. Cause like, bro, if you're rapping from 95 to now, you or your favorite rapper was influenced by Wayne.

Oh, 100%. Yeah. 1,000%. I mean, that guy's fucking amazing. Bro, for like 10 years straight, he got my whole childhood in a headlock. Drake, he brought out Drake. What the fuck?

Drake's one of the greatest, you know? And then I'ma also say this, Wayne considered the greatest of all time. Right? And he's reciting Big Mo lyrics. He sippin' drank. That's all Texas. You know, you got Drake coming from Canada talking about, oh, use some strippers,

candy paint switching colors in the light, I'm in love with syrup. Like, that's all Texas shit. You know, like, for the longest, Texas has been the shit. Nobody just wanted to give us our flowers and now you got people like Big X to plug in, you know, me and I don't know, I guess that's what it took to get the recognition, but it's like we been the shit.

Is it possible that you will be the biggest Mexican rapper in history? I don't know, we got some? Who's got the title right now? I don't know. There's some hard Mexican rappers though. Yeah? Yeah, but I fuck that. I'm just gonna go down in general hard.

Yeah. Yeah, cause I'm shitting on a lot of the whites, I'm shitting on a lot of the blacks, I'm shitting on a lot of racists that are rapping. Oh, I thought that was like, that's Thomas Act. Oh, fuck. You have a lot of white supremacy. I'm shitting on a lot of racists that are rapping. Oh, I thought that was like that's Thomas Act. Oh, fuck. You have a lot of white supremacy. Have you seen movie 43?

No. Fuck. What's homeboy's name? Movie 43, I was just showing you the scene where he was giving them the speech. Yeah, Terrence Howard. But there's the white dude. Yeah, fuck, man.

Find it someone that works for me. The white dude, right? From the bear? Yes. Cool as fuck, bro. Anyways, there's a skit in this movie where the girl was like, I love you, I wanna get serious with you.

And he was like, okay, let's do it. She was like, I just need you to do something for me. And he was like, what? Anything, babe, I love you. She was like, I want you to poop on me. Cubs right there, Dennis, Dennis Quaid. Everybody like, yeah. Yeah, anyway, she was like, I want you to poop on me.

And he was like, what the fuck was? He was like, all right. Like I love you. He was in this fucking movie. Everybody. Everyone's in this fucking movie. Please watch it. I will now, Justin Long.

All of them, bro, all the greats. Justin Long, shout out to Justin Long. I would love to smoke and meet you dog. I think that's attainable. Apparently he's a really cool dude and he just fucking hangs. I love Justin. Movie 43.

Yeah. You know who you gotta get, you know who you gotta do, go take a piss, you know who you gotta rap with is Tom Hardy. Tom Hardy? You know Tom Hardy? Yeah, he raps? Yeah.

Pull up Tom Hardy rapping. Tom Hardy, You know Tom Hardy? Yeah, he raps? Yeah. Pull up Tom Hardy rapping. Tom Hardy, apparently his whole thing was he was going to be a rapper first. What? Yeah. But I think he does that like- Are you fucking shitting me? Yeah, Tom Hardy's a rapper.

You know who's the hardest rapper that's not a rapper? Who? Sylla Buff. I heard that. He's the fucking nastiest, dog. I was talking to Yellow, Yellow Wolf, and he was trying to get him on the song and he was like, nah man, it's just a hobby. Did you ever see him on Sway?

Shut the fuck up! Here, put headsets on, you can hear it. They're headsets right next to you. What the fuck? Vin- fucking- what the fuck? Vin, fucking... What the fuck? Vin! Nice! Hold on, bring it back, bring it back, bring it back, bring it back, bring it back, bring it back, bring it back, bring it back.

Hey guys? Yeah, to the beginning. Is he talking about God What the tears from the eyes I don't see my baby cry You're my hand to hold it tight as I can these are memories to die for people to die for these are real life People to die for the real people to fight for the real people they take you replace you Inflate through your life politicians always do but the laws think that we're all Free, but they make more papers and we get red tape and they get all the tape Realist dates we put up with bill case we

Made Because they got It all I'm not shitting on British hip-hop. Yeah, I love I love what's it. What's my favorite guy? Bounzy Bounzy I don't I don't know and I don't know enough to answer that Yeah, but I'm gonna tell you what I do know and I'm not too much of a fan of it. Yeah from what I do know Yeah, I mean, you know, of course, I know Central Sea. Yeah, you know I'm not too much of a fan of it. From what I do know. I mean, of course I know Central Sea, you know what I'm saying, but other than that,

I ain't really just did my homework into it. I'm not a big fan of it. There's some of it, I mean, I like all rap. I feel like what's interesting to me is just the same way that Atlanta has it's sound, Memphis has it's sound. You can know where they from. Yeah, and then I think that Britain's just a different place that just has one sound, Memphis has it sound. You can know where they from. Yeah, and then I think that Britain's just a different place that just has one sound.

Yeah. You know? I mean, I've always said this, it blew my mind when I moved from, because I listened to hip hop growing up, I was in Florida. Florida, everything was about having a car with bass. A dunk. Yeah.

Yeah, y'all had donks. Well, I had a Volkswagen Fox, but I had bass in it. Oh, shit. And when I moved to New York, I was listening to Wu-Tang Clan, and I was like, there's no bass in this. Yeah, it's all boom-bap. But it's all because everyone's got headsets on. That's how they take in their hip hop.

And I was like, oh, shit. And so one of my favorite rappers ever, two duos, is MJG and 8-Ball. What? Fucking love them. That's sick, I didn't know that. If you ask my daughter, when my daughters were little girls, I used to play alcohol, pussy, and weed

all the time in the car. That's cool. Yeah. That's hard as fuck. MJG, Orange Mountain, Tennessee. Yeah. Swab House. Dude, I fucking, that was like my favorite.

Yeah. Oh. I love that East Coast rap though. Hell yeah. Yeah. I think- I was really into hip hop. That era too is like, you know,

everything from like Rakim, Kane, Gang Starr. I'm gonna say Busta, 50, and Big L. Yeah, Big L. For the reason why I'm dirty, fast, and player. Those three. Yes. And like the East Coast, as a why I'm dirty, fast, and player. Those three. Yes. And the East Coast, as a student of the game, the East Coast is what made me an animal.

Yeah, really. I'm from the South, so I'm forever gonna have that swagger and that cool shit, you know what I'm saying? But as far as being complex, shit, the East Coast made it. They made it, yeah. Yeah, for sure. Like, bro, the way they would manipulate words to rhyme,

but still make sense, you know what I'm saying? Like, being able to rhyme the whole bar and not just the last word, you know what I'm saying? Like, that shit was sick. And some of those guys have, like, inimitable styles. Like, you know, there was a time where, like, you could- And then the way they're animated. Yeah, they're animated, but, like, you know,

it's so hard to emulate Busta's style, because it's so specifically him, and it's complicated, right? It's complicated, like it's not easy to hear it and like say it back. You have that too, where I feel like it's complicated. You're not an easy guy to mimic. Thank you.

You know, which is I think a huge compliment. But like, yeah, I feel like Busta was one of the ones where you're like. Fucking nasty. Did you ever jam the ones where you're like. Fuckin' nasty. Did you ever jam the World Wide Choppers? No. It was Tech Nine, Busta, fuckin' Twista. Had all the fastest rappers on there.

Yellow Wolf was on that bitch. Yeah, it's crazy. I remember jamming it. Crazy little bitch. I love that we're both fuckin' barefoot. Oh yeah. Can I tell you, I knew you were my guy when you rolled into my house barefoot. Oh, yeah, can I tell you I knew you were my guy Yeah, when you rolled into my house barefoot. Yeah, it's such a Burt move. I am fucking barefoot

I'm a barefoot motherfucker Nice Hey, I opened a soda can at Mike Boosie's house with my toe With us you can do a soda can at Mike Boosie's house with my toe. You could do a soda can? In Orlando? Yeah. Are you shitting me? Are you serious?

Yeah, we need to go. Oh, we do. That's where you can shoot some guns at some gators. Oh yeah, in the fucking, in the fan boat. Yeah, bro. That shit is sick, bro. Gator hunting's crazy down there. Yeah.

The first place I ever had gator was Orlando. I didn't think that was legal doing it there. Oh yeah, they do it. Yeah, I mean you can go on the 520 and stop on the way to the airport and get like fresh caught gator. Nah, that's sick as fuck. Amazing.

The best is all the people catching pythons. That's, fuck that. You know what, I wanna hunt iguana. You can, they're fucking invasive. Yeah, that's what they were telling me out there, I want to do that bad. I think we have some hunting trips planned, guys. I think we do.

We do, bro. We got a wrap, we got to get to that thing. We got a bottle signing, we got to go sign bottles of our vodka, do you drink? Bro. Yes. Well, we'll get some vodka for you, since you can take it home.

You like vodka? I like tequila. Okay. That clear shit get me mean. Okay, can I tell you, this is how the liquor business works. Let me tell you. I was talking to a beer guy and I said something. I said something like, I think he works for Corona.

I was like, you know who you should get? A really great comedian, I don't know if you know what, I think he works for Corona. And I was like, you know who you should get? Really great comedian, I don't know if you know him, Steve Trevino, he's in Texas, but he's a Mexican guy. I go, he's really big, he's a beer drinker, you should get him. And this guy said to me, man, we already got the Mexicans. I need a white like you. I said, really?

He goes, yeah man, you go against brand. So if I'm selling tequila, I don't try to get a Mexican guy to sponsor my tequila I need a white guy like George Clooney to sell tequila to whites Tommy what we need tequila is a Mexican to sell our vodka. Oh, I got you. I got you If we can break into the Mexican culture and just go hey, it's not a tequila night. Come on I'm vodka night. Yeah, come on. Yeah, we could do that We could do that. Do you for some liquor without the taste of? What you chasing for you guys pickle juice? Oh you do? Yeah, I'll be a pickle back that bad

You gotta try you gotta try this vodka. It's great vodka. It's great. Got it right now. Oh, yeah Yeah, pull the bad boy out. Let's take a shot of vodka Yeah, pull the bad boy out. Let's take a shot of vodka. I just want to wrap it up Let me just smell it. Can we get a four o'clock in here? I would like I would like your taste as an artist. Yeah, you you are a person who? Picks what they wear and I gotta tell you your style is your style is unquestionable Thank you. You design your albums you fucking write your raps Everything is yours. It's your thumbprint as an artist. I'd love to see, this is our thumbprint.

We picked everything from the label to the styling, to every aspect of this bottle we handpicked. Well, I already know I'm gonna fuck with it because it's coming from your brain like that. I hope you like it, and then actually, and I know this is gonna sound like bullshit This is what you have to say but the truth is

we had about 15 flavor profiles that we had to pick from and me and him landed on the exact same two and Then on those two we tasted them a couple times and we chose one independent We didn't tell each other what we picked and we picked the exact same taste We've won how many contests and our gold. We're gold medal in I think three now Yeah, damn it's legit and and I All I have is bottles of to keep of this fucking vodka in this house, and I'm waiting on where

How about where I keep all of them? Yeah, I got two things. I saw 15 on the way in there's 15 I don't know where how it's is it Sandra Yeah, is it sent? She just learned english so she gets lost All right, hey Sandra Ask someone if you're having a hard time We need glasses too Good luck, Tom So i'm just gonna come up i'm gonna go need glasses. There's some, Tom. I'm gonna go need glasses, just for my readers.

Oh, these not ones? Today's Peter's last day. Oh, shit. All right, here we go. Sandra. Cool, we'll just drink out of our palms with our hands. Oh, okay, good. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, nice. Oh, shit. I told him you just learned English. Well, thank you. Oh, cool. That's it. Am I, am I, um, make you think I'm not? Oh learned English. Thank you. Oh, shut the fuck up.

She's the best actress in this entire fucking company. Do you like it here? Do you like America? Nice. We did a read where she spoke in Vietnam, because there's a lot of Vietnamese in Houston. Thank you. There's a lot of Vietnamese people Houston. Thank you. Yeah, thank you. Okay. Okay. See, there's a lot of Vietnamese people. Corpus Christi, Texas?

In Houston. A lot of Vietnamese people. Oh, is that Corpus Christi? Oh yeah. Must have sold out. By the way, this is distilled right outside of Houston. Let me see this. Oh, by the way, hey, hang on.

Would you be interested in a tequila? Because I think we're gonna. You want me to see the bottle? Yeah, yeah. Sick. I love the whole bear thing, too. Yeah, good. Such a can't eat bear. You can.

It's got mercury. Uh-oh. You got to eat it slowly. Shots. All right, come on, man. Let's do this. Let's do this. Cheers, boys. Bottles of 10 out of 10, man. Hopefully it tastes good. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm

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I'll take that. Holy shit. Do it. It's a good way to start the day. This is dangerous. Yeah. Yeah. Holy fuck.

This is sick shit, bro. I can take this. Absolutely. I'll buy it. Fuck yeah. We need to sell this shit. Hey. I bet you say it better than I say it.

I'm not saying it better than you. I'm saying it better than you. I'm saying it better than you. I'm saying it can take this. I can buy it. They can sell it. Fuck yeah. We need to sell this shit. Hey. I bet you say it better than I say it. Yeah, you want some fucking vodka? Come get it from the Mexican, dog. Porosos. For real.

That bitch is bad, bro. I hate drinking. Yeah. Hate it. Yeah, me too. It has, what the fuck? That fuck me, yeah, right? That fuck me up.

I hate pussy, I hate drinking. I hate cake. I mean, french fries piss me off too. CJ, please try this. Yeah. Holy fuck. We gotta wrap. Let's wrap.

Thank you guys. Man, again boys, blessings. Y'all have a good one. May God be with everybody. We love you. Peace. Peace. Bert and Tom have a good one. May God be with everybody. We love you. Peace. Peace.