2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer - Druski STORMS Off The Podcast | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Episode Date: January 27, 2025

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We will see you May 4th in Tampa for the next 2 bears 5k and I can't wait for Baker Mayfield to verbally commit He's definitely coming I've never been more excited. This is long overdue and I can't believe that this is actually happening But the one and the only and the great Drew ski is here everybody. Yes Type shit type shit man. I like how you try to throw the black accent on. What's the, yo the type shit, come on man. I was just trying to relate to you.

Yeah I know, it's a, yeah I get it. Hey you know what I'm saying, so I was wondering. Just don't, come on. Okay, alright. Let's run the show regular, guys. Let's just run it regular. We're not gonna do the type shit Hey guys scratch all the black shit. They rehearsed. Let's get that out

We had a whole black program type shit type shit to start out. I thought that would make you be like I'm home No, I said well, no, I don't feel that way when okay guys. Hey guys cancel the whole thing Okay. all right. So, Druske, how are you? I'm great, man. This sounds like the Magic Johnson hour. You're a funny guy. How long have you been funny for?

Oh, no, can I just be honest with you though, for real? And I'm gonna see if I do this right. Pause. You smell great, man. Oh, I appreciate that, man. Thankaws, you smell great, man. Oh, I appreciate that, man. Thank you, man. You really do. Really?

That was like the first thing I noticed. Amen, you know. Is there an endorsement you wanna plug for that? No, there's nothing, actually. I think eventually I will have my own smell. Fragrance? Yeah, my own fragrance and stuff, but. You really will?

Yeah, I probably will, at some point. Yeah, I don't have enough money yet to start throwing that type of stuff out there, but it's cool. It's incredible. Dude, I mean, at some point. Yeah, I don't have enough money yet to start throwing that type of stuff out there It's incredible dude. What I mean we were talking briefly like I've been a big fan of yours as anybody who has the internet And we've we've communicated a bunch. I went to your live show in LA last year It was wild it was wild but I mean no it was fun beginning. It was wild, but I wouldn't... But I mean, it was fun. Fun was a good description. It was a fun night, man. Well, you get it.

Yeah, it was a good time. It was a learning environment, I think that tour was. But you kept doing it, obviously. Yeah, I mean, money can... Money does that. Yeah, money does that. But you're gonna do a whole bunch more of those. Yes, I think... Well, now we've kind of changed it a little bit.

I think that was kind of almost like an experiment, see how the fans would react, something a little different. But yeah, this year we just did Kudifest, which is something very different. It's like, you know, improv slash bringing out some of the artists that we have from the label, you know, the Kudibin House Show and all that.

If you've seen that, you understand what's going on with that. The show is pretty outrageous. It's insane. And the shit you put, like these, I don't know, I mean, sometimes you don't keep your composure at some of the people that come out. Like, well, I was wondering though, because there's some obviously ridiculous shit

that you either laugh or you get rid of people. Have you had, have you had though, like cause you know when American Idol broke and the whole world was watching it, and you watch for like the car crash, but then every once in a while you're like, yo, who is this? Have you had people where you're like, holy shit?

I think that, honestly, that's the reason why we started doing the show, because I used to sit and watch American Idol with my family for that reason. Just straight up, I wanna see the bullshit. And of course, I was a kid around the time, so I think we bonded over seeing people come in there and just say the stupidest shit.

So I think I wanted to base a show around that. So, and a lot of people ask me all the time, they're like, oh my God, this has to be scripted. Or like you see in the comments, they're like, this has to be, but I don't think any type of comedy that's that funny could be scripted. I mean, with just the personalities that are in this world, I think we go to some of the craziest hoods in America.

The way that some people's straight face walked into you, and they're like, I'm here to sing today, man. Oh no, they're dead ass. They're dead ass. And I think sometimes when people see people coming there and trying to be funny, those are the quick kick outs. Quick, yeah, yeah. Because it's just like, yo, I'm not here for the bullshit.

You want the sincere person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want somebody that believes in this shit. And we're not just trying to give an opportunity to anybody. We kinda wanna have somebody who's invested into the lifestyle. But you also do a thing where sometimes the person's talent is questionable at best.

Well yeah. Majority of them are like that. But you'll be like, there's something I really like about you, I can tell you're a good person like the guy Recently we had a guy he claimed his dad was the president of the NAACP Yeah, and there was you know, there's no fucking chance your dad's the president of NAACP I think we all knew that off that and but it's like yo that guy might not have been for music Yeah, well he spent bars though.

He's there for something. It just might not be music. And I'm there to tell them that. People, you know, label execs ain't gonna let them know that. I let them know this is not for you, man. Get the fuck out the studio, you know what I'm saying? But there might be something else for you. Like, do you feel like- So you understand.

Yeah, so then do you try to pivot that guy into that other field or you just go leave? We drop them off, I think. After the cameras go off. No, no, no, all jokes aside, no, we like to bring a lot of them to be a part of the world I live in, in the entertainment world.

So even after some of the characters that we had on my Could Have Been House show, they would come on and do commercial stuff with me. So let's say I have a read for PrizePix or a company that we're working with, like Nike or something, I'll bring them onto that and be like, okay, let's figure out what you could do in this commercial spot.

That could help you as well and get the money. So it's also, I think people don't see that side of it as well. We also bring them to the entertainment side because you know some of them might not be super talented in music but we'd like to involve them in the world. So you're really helping them out though man. Yeah yeah yeah all jokes aside like I think people don't see that and we might need to start showing that side but I don't like to show too much behind the scenes. I'm like look how nice look how good I am. Yeah I'm not that type of guy I don't like to show too much behind the scenes. I'm like, look how nice, look how good I am.

Yeah, I'm not that type of guy. I'm not gonna show it off, but yeah, no, we always make sure they're good. Anytime they call me or ask me for stuff, I don't always pick up, but, well, some of my favorites. Yeah, it's so entertaining. It's a favorites type of thing. So, how did, you said the catalyst for all this

is you watched American Idol and everything. The beginning of could have been, had to have been, let's just try this once, something silly, fun. Because what it's grown into is insane. Yeah, nah, I think honestly what it started at was the pandemic being such a weird place and nobody really is doing anything. Everybody's at home, you know?

So, you know, Instagram Live was a big deal around the time. If you remember, like, people were getting on there fucking DJing and then. Yeah, doing everything. Yeah, it's like Tory Lanez was getting on there doing like a COVID show. And so I was like, yo, this is probably the best time to do something comedic.

And I thought it would be a great idea to assign people to my label. It transpired to become bigger and bigger, but I think it started out kind of as a joke and then it worked into being a bigger situation to where now we are offering $50,000 for whoever the winner is. Do you have any people you've signed? Yeah, no, sometimes we lose count. I have no idea how many people we've. Or how many people you have.

It's not like the contract means anything. Right. It's not. I don't think the contract, we can look it up, but I don't think the contract means anything. But yeah, actually I think they're signing an NDA when they come in there. I don't think that's a real, God, bro.

But yeah, no, it's been amazing though. I love going to different cities. We've got a lot more cities coming up. We took international this year, so that was dope as well. I mean, I saw you, weren't you in, were you in Nigeria at one point? Yeah, we went to Nigeria. We went to the United Kingdom. Jamaica too?

Jamaica, yeah, this year we're gonna do a lot more. What was like, had you been to Africa before? No, that was my first time in my motherland. Was it a wild experience for you? Well, yeah, what do you mean? When you say wild, what do you mean by that? Well, just that you're going to a foreign country that you haven't been to before.

You don't mean like wild as in safari, do you? Well, I mean like with snakes and shit. Ah, yeah, yeah. No, I mean just like, no, just that like you're, first of all, it's like showing your level of fame because it's one thing to be like, hey, I'm in Detroit or something and people come out. But when you go to Nigeria, it shows you your reach, right?

Nah, all jokes aside, it really was a good experience and we got to see so much more than what we thought we would see, sometimes good, less than bad, but I don't know, I think it was a good all around experience going to Nigeria. What's the wildest shit that's happened that it could have been auditioned or on a trip? Yeah, I think when I went to Jamaica,

I definitely got to see how freaky that entire country or island is. We get to experience the culture of everything. So we went to, I think they call it a street party. I'm not really sure what they call the Jamaican street parties, but they do it all day. They're just fucking all day. All of them, everybody's just fucking.

Streets and cars. And the dances are like fucking. Yeah, it's like they're dancing, you're fucking, you're just fucking all day in Jamaica. Really? Yeah, while they're cooking, everybody's fucking in the kitchen and shit. It's a freaky place.

Wow. But that was the first place I'd say where I've experienced like, oh okay, this is the culture out here Yeah, so we went to like a day party and I got fucked man. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, that's wild Yeah, I just you know, I laid back I laid on the ground and the girls they just they take over they take over They take full control in that country. You know shit women. Yeah, they're there. We gotta take you out that kind of shit I would love to go. Yeah. So basically that but without clothes is what happened.

Yeah, well, no, that kinda happens through the clothes. I thought you pulled her back. Well, that was me. Okay. That part, that was, yeah, I indulged a little bit. You got a stack right there, it's called getting stacked. Hey, here's the thing that everyone is doing. Stack him like a Pringle right there, look at that.

How's Diddy doing? I know you guys are in touch every day question Wow What's he up to? Wow How do we get from what no I know that you guys are in touch from the freaky Jamaica video I think you see the natural segue. I don't see I didn't know that segue was coming. Well, sorry. All right What's he feel? No, I haven't. I actually haven't spoken to that guy, man. I think. Yeah. You know, what are those freak?

What were the freak offs like? I never have been to a freak off. I don't think. But I think a lot of people saying like, oh, I left before. A lot of that's bullshit. Oh, yeah. Everybody's like, oh, I left before. That's bullshit. A lot of hands up. Yeah. A lot of. Yeah. Everybody's doing. But, you know, I'd never really, you know, I think I was friends with his sons So I always was just like anytime I would be like around there like even how like the commercial I did with

Deleon or whatever that transpired from like being around his sons really we would we would go to like different Places in LA. It was like me his son's Odell whoever, you know I think we just always would be around them, but that naturally just happened through friendship. Sure. Yeah, but yeah, okay Come on, don't do that I never I never was at any of those situations Man, I thought you guys text no those situations. I just, man, I thought you guys texted a lot. No, man, I think, nah, he, I never got to see that side. And I don't know, that's why I say,

personally, anytime anybody asks me, I'm like, listen, I have no idea, and I'm not doing the hands up like everybody else, oh, I left before the party started. I'm not doing that bullshit. I just, I just, honestly, I was cool with his sons and we would always, you know, be out and about, but I never got to see any of those type of parties. Battle Creek, Michigan.

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That's BetterHelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash Bears. Now one party you did go to though. Okay, see now. No, no, no, no. I see what's going on. No, I'm saying you've go to though. Okay, see now. No, no, no, no. I see what's going on. No, I'm saying you've been to the most like celebrity studded thing that that white party, right?

That all white party that what's his name? Michael Rubin. That Michael Rubin throws and that shit looks like it's like creme de la creme. What's it like hanging out there? Yo, creme de la creme is a great description. Is that not it? Why do you call it creme de la creme? What is the reason?

Well, that's isn't that the expression though? No. Cream of the creme. of the oh cream of the crop. Yeah Um, nah, those are those are michael rubens. He's a great guy, man I love how y'all pull the pictures up man. Don't All right guys, we okay. We understand. I think people know white party when they well they're just showing that you're really there Yeah, well, well this this one has proof. Yes. Well, these have proof, but yeah, nothing weird here. I don't mean weird, I just mean like, it is-

When you said creme de la creme, I didn't know if that was like a- No, I just meant like the highest level- Oh, okay. Of jizz-filled party you could go to. No, no, see, that. You're saying like cre cream to describe a party. What does Brady look like naked?

Like what happens? Okay, no, no, see, no, nothing like that happened at this party. No, Michael Rubin's a great guy, man. He's always showed love to everybody. Logistics wise, because that's one of the things you think about when you watch this. How does the invite and getting to this,

it feels like it's like a- Yeah, it's like, I think with him, he's such a, it's kind of like he has to know who, well, you gotta fucking matter. Let's just put it that way, I'm not gonna sit here and lie. You gotta fucking matter. Sure. And I think also it's like his,

who he picked as his friend group and who he, you know, I think it has a lot to do with that. But I'm saying does the invite, is it like a case? It feels like it's so, you know what I mean? Is it like leather bound? It's like majestic. Yeah, it's like, it's like an unboxing. No, they actually sent like Travis Scott shoes last year. For the invite. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty crazy. Yeah, that is pretty fucking crazy and like a painting of something like I don't know what the painting was about But yeah, no he he definitely I think after I met him a while back He was always a cool straight-up straight up and down guy Yeah, the parties are fun, man. There's nothing weird going on there

Regardless, I know they tried to Google the pictures. No, no, I really meant that that feels like the party that someone could be invited to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. And then how long does it take you to feel like, because you are a legit, huge celebrity now. Well, I wouldn't say that, but I think- Well, I think it's because- I've done a lot of stuff that's been great

and it's been a blessing to be a part of, but yeah, no, I'm still climbing, man. It's... Yeah. What is your, do you have like big ambitions? I mean, obviously you do, but I'm saying, what's the thing that you go, I haven't done yet that I wanna do?

I'd probably say, damn. Just did a Super Bowl commercial, that's not... That's a big deal. Well, yeah, no, that's whatever. Whatever. I would say, damn. Just did a Super Bowl commercial, that's not a... That's a big deal. Well yeah, no, that's whatever. Whatever. Can you say who it's with? With Ben Affleck and a couple other people there. But the product or no?

Yeah, I mean Dunkin' Donuts. Oh, Dunkin', yeah. Who knows, I don't know. Did you have to do like a Boston thing? You know, you get it, you understand. Yeah, okay. But yeah, no, other than that, nah, I think I have a big list of stuff that I,

every year I've been writing my goals since like fucking, I was in my dorm in like 2015. Do you really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. On a serious note, like I really do write out each goal I have and like specifically put, all right, this year I wanna do this, I wanna do this, this, this, this,

and it doesn't always work. Right. And not everything happens that year, but eventually it transpires. Eventually it transpires, but I think there's something about writing it down. I don't know what it is, cause I even had a year where I was typing it in my phone. It doesn't really.

It's not the same. It doesn't happen just typing it out. It's just all bullshit. I think writing it down and then putting it somewhere where you see it every day is meaningful, for sure. You see your goals written out? Yeah, I always do that shit.

And on a serious note, I think I really do believe that works and speaking it, of course, you know, you've probably written down goals, I don't know. Yeah, sure, and talking about, I have, and talking. I don't ever see that side of you, man. You never talk about that type of shit. What do you mean about like ambition and like, you know inspirational side of oh, yeah You're right. I probably don't you're always fucking off and like fucking bitches every time I see you man You're always trying to get you know, you're fucking hoes in other cities. Well, you're doing I get it. Yes

I do know that about you. No, I know everything else is like, oh when I'm torn I'm always fucking I was what's the real side of like Tom Segura? Well, there's not a lot that I'm doing besides fucking. So it's kind of like I have to find time to not, to do shit, because my fucking takes up a lot of time. But no, I think you're totally right. And I think part of like coming into yourself, when you come, when you come and you're done coming,

you have that post-nut clarity, then you go, I have dreams. But like a lot of times the pussy gets in the way of it. It's true, it's true. A lot of people don't speak on that though. A lot of people don't speak on women can get in the way of those dreams and like, I want to tell all the young guys out there, you're watching all that porn hub and all that bullshit.

It's not gonna help. P. What's another one? You know X hamster and pros X hamster. That's another one X video watching all this stuff that can get in the way of Your vision all that shit gets in the way of your vision and women especially well Yeah, women really there's the problem women fuck everything up. Yeah, well I didn't say that oh sorry And then I meant Dude So Listen back to the party back to the party no no no no that's not good

This is what I really wanted at, I was pointing this out to you. I have never seen, like I have a hundred comedian friends. Some of them are stand-ups, obviously some are actors, some do just social media stuff. Everybody's trying to put out funny content. Your shit is not only funny, I've never seen a level of engagement from a fan base like yours. Nah, I appreciate that.

But it's bananas. I mean, is it surreal to you? I look at one video you posted, I think it was the sprayed on, the spray painted line. Because I've died laughing at your skits. And like you did a sketch once of the airport worker. Yeah, now we've. And they're so funny. And here's the thing.

Everybody, I've interacted with that guy. And it's so spot on. But then I'm like, yeah, this is really funny. Then you go and you look just at the data. And you're like, yo, this was liked 900,000 times. And there's 65,000 comments. I'm like, I can't even wrap my head. It's like Taylor Swift, Cristiano Ronaldo.

No, I think those, that, when I try to put a lot of that stuff together, I take it very serious. Like I try to, even the people I'm involved in, and it may seem like, oh, he just went and shot this. Loose and whatever, yeah. It may seem loose, but it's very controlled, and we pay attention to every single aspect of what's going on.

Is it beat out, scripted out? Not scripted at all. It's all improv, but we have beats. We have to hit these beats. Exactly, yeah, we have to hit these beats, and also, let's keep the people in this environment to look natural. So anybody who's like, oh my God, Drusky, what the fuck? Yeah, let's to hit these beats and also like let's keep the people in this environment to look natural Yeah, so anybody who's like, oh my god, just you what the fuck? Yeah, let's get him out of here

Yeah, let's get this guy behind camera. Yeah, and everybody else all these people that may not know exactly character may not see the hair I have may not notice this me. Let's just start shooting. Yeah, anybody that we notice that notice that we try to crop them out and try But it's different now man. I think it's like doing the Dave Chappelle show in live time without the studio. Yeah. That's what social media is for comedy right now. Is that one of your ambitions though, to have just like a show like it?

Not really though. I think I'm already doing it on social media. That's what I think too, by the way. I think this is like something we used to talk about when these podcasts and touring blew up for stand-ups. We would go, oh, you know, the natural thing is you have this, you wanna do the legacy entertainment thing, and then you get that, somebody gets that,

and you're like, you know what, I think I was already doing the thing I wanted to do. And I watch those things and I'm like, look, this already hit a massive audience. It's absolutely hilarious. Everybody wants to share it. What happens if you put it on television boundaries? I think you almost lose something, right?

And that's kind of what happened with a lot of the, these big productions, they approached me like two, three years ago and they were like, oh, let's do your next big skit show. Like, let's do that. Let's take all your skits that you're doing now. Let's over, like, let's take the production to a whole new level. And I was like, yeah, that's cool,

but like, are the kids and are the young generation watching that? Like, are they gonna go and watch that? I don't think so. I don't feel like anybody will appreciate it. If I left here, maybe I'll stop doing this here and just start posting the huge, highly-produced. I don't think it works as well.

It doesn't work the same for TikTok or Twitter and whatever. I also think that people are drawn to the lower level production on it. Even on simple posts, right? If you do just like, hey, I'm here. Like a McDonald's. You're like, I'm getting. That feedback is so much bigger

than like a snappy, cool, slick one. Or a fake fast food joint. And it's all built out for me to be in there. It doesn't hit the same as if like the engagement of like, oh my God, how the fuck did he convince a general manager out of McDonald's in Atlanta, Georgia to walk in the back and like actually be working that that's I think how did you? Yeah, I don't know man. Just know we've had to get some people their jobs back. Yeah. Oh really?

Yeah, we there's been a couple times that we've the airport guy by the way is like that piece of shit That we've all run into so many times. You're like, you're the laziest fucking asshole. They have different tiers at the airport. So there's tiers. It's like, yo, they didn't give a shit. They went and got the people from the fucking Marta station to go into a wheelchair. I don't know what the fuck.

No, seriously, I'm almost pissed at the hiring manager because it's like, yo, in Atlanta, yo, where did you find these dude with ski mask push my grandmother? Well, I know wields it doesn't make sense So I try to figure out exactly like, you know the the small details of everything. But yeah, it's dope I think that helps the Virality of majority of our stuff. We try to do it in real time This show is sponsored by acorns New Year's resolutions are hard

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Rob Markman And does it come from just like, I got, it really just comes from, I got an idea, I want to do this one. And then you sit with your team or whatever, a group of guys? B.Dot Yeah, we have a team as well, like a couple of my friends and a couple of people that I work with. And we always try to like, we have a bunch of ideas. It's just like how you do your stand up comedy,

you bounce your ideas. Off somebody, yeah. Is this funny enough to say on stage? Is this, it's kind of the same way. It's like we sit and digress and try to think about, but I like to go and live life a little bit, you know? Yeah. I don't wanna sit around and like, be like, but I like to go and live life a little bit. You know? I don't wanna sit around and be like,

sit on this pedestal and be like, oh, we lit, let's go get a bunch of cars, let's go live in these cribs and go fuck all these bitches. It's more so like, let's go do some normal shit real quick. Let's figure out how, so that's what keeps the juices flowing. You know that. You know that, man.

But you're fucking bitches, man. You go on the road fucking bitches all fucking bitches, man. You on the road, fucking bitches. I mean, it fuels the it fuels the material. After you lost weight, man. And congratulations. Thank you, brother. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Let's get some clapping, man. Guys, come on, man.

You guys. And the reward is pussy. That's why that's what happens. You get any guy out there watching. You want some pussy? Just drop a few LBs. It'll just fall in your lap. Let me tell you about just watching your whole situation with Netflix and watching all your standups just transpire

was amazing, man. Thank you. Because you started off really, really, really off bat. Your first one was amazing. And then still, you haven't really, hasn't gone downhill at all. And I've watched from the beginning and that's why I really wanted to do this show as well

cause I always turned into your stuff. I was thrilled when we interact, I really was, cause I'm a genuine fan and I was like, oh this is cool, it was fun to do. And then, you know, we haven't told, mentioned this, but like we also connected in our admiration for the culinary genius that is- The fucking chef.

Fancy chef, fancy chef. Yeah, man. Fancy black chef. Pull him up. Let's see. Oh, there he is. Yeah, that guy is fucking interesting. Let's see what he's making today.

Do you ever notice the flies flying around some of the food at his house? Did you ever see the table set up where he had flies around the fruit? Sometimes you're in the grocery store and there's flies. It's just bullshit though, man. He's doing a bold thing now where I would guess this pizza might be a review. He's going to places and being like, your shit's whack. There's no way. Bro, are you serious? Yes. Right now he's like, I'm going to try this.

I'm going to get this piece of the truck. What kind is it? He's telling them. The owner's there? Barbecue chicken. I'm going to tell you if you should do it. I'm going to tell y'all either I'm going to throw it on the floor or I'm going to go in the garbage. He's a chef in one of them high functioning ones.

Y'all remember me, right? He said I'm either going to throw it on the floor. Let's see what he does. I'm going to throw it on the floor. I'm going to throw it on the floor. I'm going to throw it on the floor. I'm going to throw it on the floor. I'm going to throw it on the floor. I'm going to throw it on the floor. I'm going to throw it on the floor. I'm going to throw it on the floor. I'm going to throw it on the floor, once I'm going to the garbage. Y'all remember me, right? Garbage, I'll sue them. He said, I'm either gonna throw it on the floor.

Let's see what he does. Is it good? Can't be bad, because you would already tossed it. Taste the Sicilian slice, too. It's tasteless. What'd he say? What about the Sicilian? Did he say that? You said tasteless? I can't tell. He's just he's he's he's a great guy man. He is good. Sicilian was it? This is salt, It's good. Mm-hmm.

Sicilian was it? This is soft. Mm-hmm. It's crusty, it's buttery. Mm-hmm. It's cheesy. Is it? It's nice.

It's nice. Okay. It's good. Which one was better? All right, it's good. You see what he didn't feel? This one is better. Well, yeah, he's definitely been

at the Burlington Coat Factory, as you can see. He's, this guy, I don't understand how people are letting him wear, and usually he doesn't have this bullshit on, usually he has the actual chef. This chef, I don't understand how people are letting him wear, and usually he doesn't have this bullshit on. Usually he has the actual chef full thing, and he's walking through people's kitchens. So I don't know what they're telling him before he walks in, like the other coworkers. I don't know what they're telling them,

because people are always confused. Can we get like a video of him? Well, this is in Philly. He went up to a cheesesteak. Was it Pat's or Gino's? I forget. Do you remember? Huh? Gino's. Gino's, like the historic, you know, very famous cheesesteak place.

And he's like, alright man, I'm gonna do a review. Also, all of them are like, what the fuck are you doing? We didn't ask for a review. So they're not familiar with them? No one's in on this. No. And he's telling people in line who are just like, want to get one. He's like, y'all know who I am? And they're like, no. Like, we just want to get... We just want to eat. Fancy Chef 2013, you see?

He went, what he talking about? Turn it up. Can you turn it up? Yeah, Fancy Underscore Chef 2013. Telling them, and they're like, why? Y'all wanna know for real? You don't know me? For real, y'all really wanna know? Y'all follow me? Hold on, you cut it? 2013 telling them and they're like why You know me Yeah, he's like he's yelling at the guy you cut it cut my sandwich Yeah, exactly first mistake again He's like, what are you doing? Why would you eat a kid you're supposed to pay fuck at it?

Yeah, exactly. First mistake again. You didn't touch the bread. Nah, nah, didn't. Which is not how they make that. This is a different hat. He's like, alright, took a bite of this. Fuck the dog.

Get the fuck out of here. Oh shit. Oh And then it's cuts, that's just done. That's it. That's it. That's just one of the videos. That's it. I think somebody, well that's not a black spot, I'll tell you that. Because somebody, well somebody's gonna beat the shit out of this guy. I'm just gonna let you know.

Black people don't know. He went to a soulful place. He went to a soulful spot. And was like, this shit is some bullshit. And the comments were like, you're gonna get your fucking ass kicked. Everybody. You're gonna kill that guy, man.

Everybody was like. Can we get one of him going into a kitchen and like? There was one where he's just like walking around. Well, there's only 27,000 where's he where's he getting the money? I don't know. Well, I think We could take a good guess That's a check I'll tell you that is getting that coach getting a lot of fucking a lot of time. I don't know if we can find that in a kitchen, but there was another food

review for sure. Yeah, that's a restaurant. That restaurant. That's in a restaurant. Let's see. Like, let me tell you about this. I want you to come to the Flamingo restaurant, the Dominican one and Miami Beach, Florida. Hey, the chef to come to the Flamingo restaurant the Dominican one in Miami Beach, Florida paid the chef to come in and taste it. Paid the chef to come in and taste it which is not a chair.

That's no way. And guess what? Let's see. It's good. Oh there you go. That's a good one. And guess what? I like it. If you want me to come in and try your restaurant all you got to do is give me a call. He says that's a liquor store. That looks like a corner store. The machines behind him show that it's like a... There's nothing fancy about that place. No, that's not a very fancy place. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. He's got like a DiGiorno pizza on his table. It's insane. It's insane.

Nah, he's... He's a very good guy. Wait, tell me, because we had shared these videos because we both like food and we were like, oh my god, have you worked with this chef? And then, you know, I told you he came here, it was amazing. Then he came, he was on Coulda Been?

Yeah, he was on Coulda Been House season two. So we're gonna see that? Yeah, we're gonna see him cook on the show. And I don't wanna give it away too much of what he did. But he came, well, he demanded a lot of stuff before he got there. So can we talk about what he did? He told us that he does nothing less than like $50,000.

And he brought you up, this is what I wanted to talk about. He said, Tom Segura paid me six figures He said you know and then he asked me, you know, Tom Segura the comedian the stand-up comedian. I said yes He paid you six. He said yes He said so I want fifty thousand dollars. He said everything I do first class straight up. He said I don't do no Everything I do is first. So we're like, all right, we'll get you first class. We don't know we'll give you the money here 100% we had no intention of giving him any fucking money. Not a chance, we're not giving him any money.

But yeah, we flew him there and then he's like, yo, I need a chef outfit. And we're like, okay, we'll find you one. Like, what's your size? And like, he just went on a rant of list of food items. But also he told us that we wanted seafood straight up. He told us, I don't like the smell of seafood, so I won't cook it.

I'm like, what type of fucking chef do you order and fly to a place and then tells you, I personally don't like it. Like he's cooking for himself. It's like, yo, we want that, man. It didn't make sense, so yeah, that's the most I can say, but it went on to be, yeah. We had an interesting thing with him,

because he was like, I go, what are you gonna make? He goes, whatever you want, anything you want. And I go, all right, well can I get some sea bass? And he goes, I don't fuck with seafood. I was like, okay. Says he doesn't like the smell, it doesn't make sense. But then he did end up making shrimp. So he'll do shrimp.

He did do. And scallops. And scallops. Oh, okay, he'll do shrimp and scallops. But that's a picky chef, man. That's not. It's a picky chef. I've never heard of a chef actually talking about this stuff he doesn't like. And then he made just an original dish for us.

Really? It was incredible. Y'all have clips of this stuff? We do. It was an exceptional dish for us. It was incredible. Y'all have clips of this stuff? We do. It was really remarkable. I mean, he did things that I've never seen a human being put into a pan. Your assistant was telling me that he took him to the grocery store and put him through shit.

Oh man, he was like, I don't know if the sauce is out there. This is the first time I've seen him without glasses. The sauce that he made. Wow, that's a lot of oil. The sauce that he made was... Oh, it's starting to get in there. Get it?

The chef is excited. So I told y'all in the beginning about color. Beautiful and nice. And the color I told you about was what? Do'all remember red and white mixed with color pink? So we got white and where's the red and the tomatoes? Yeah, you're amazing. You're amazing. Is that all the tomato? He's telling himself ways So he made that sauce Had

three heaping spoons of butter, about half a bottle of olive oil, half a bottle of red wine, half a bottle of champagne, and two cartons of heavy creamer. That's insane. It was insane. I mean, that's an heart attack. That doesn't make sense to cook for y'all.

It was, it was. He cooked it, he's cooking it for y'all to eat. Yeah. Yeah. And then he called it for y'all to eat. Yeah. Yeah. And then he called it the John Segura. Yeah, why was, that's what he called you. He wasn't calling you Tom Segura. No.

He kept calling you John Segura at our house. Yeah. Why? That's just what, how he remembers it. Yeah. Okay, all right. Well, yeah, that's enough of the fancy stuff. Well, he must be, yeah. But he must have been so thrilled to meet you,

because when you were here, when he was here, excuse me. All he talked about was that, yeah, you told me, yeah. He was like, you hit up Drusky, you know, I was like, yeah, I'll try to hit him up, man. Yeah, he was real excited, man. He couldn't tell if it was me for sure when we chopped it up. He kept asking, he was like, is this really? Really? I'm for sure when we chopped it up. He kept asking. He's

like, is this really? Really? I'm like, yeah, man. This is me, man. I want you on our show. He's like, ah, I need like a, I need six figures, man. Six. Six figures is insane, bro. Yeah. Yeah. We, we definitely, we borrowed some money. It was, um, I mean, I'll just tell you, I gave him 250,000, but it was fucking worth it, dude. It was really good. It was really good., I'll just tell you, I gave him 250,000. But it was fucking worth it, dude. It was really good. It was really good. He's getting a check monthly, man. Let's just put it out there.

He's definitely getting a check. Oh, stop. Yo, he's getting a check, man. What the fuck was he giving? 50 grand. I mean, I was like, he's a good chef. Yeah, I mean, yeah, but you gotta taste the food first. I mean, yeah, he's getting a monthly check, man.

I don't know. I don't know. He's a great guy, though. I actually do, I appreciate him. Yeah, I appreciate him, too. And if you're out there, if you have a mansion, yacht, castle, millionaires and billionaires only, hit up.

He only does that. That's it. He doesn't do regular shit. He tells people, you know he has like four or five phones that he picks up and he's like, he's denying people all day. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't know how he remembers the numbers, but he's like, he's denying people all day. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't know how he remembers the numbers,

but he has like, they're blowing up every time. They are committed to memory, yeah. They were ringing during our interview with him. Yes, yes. A lot. It's just a bunch of people just saying bullshit. Yeah. They're like, chef, cause you think you could do my wedding

of 5,000 people? He's like, yeah, I'll do it. It's whatever. Have you ever, by the way, seen Robert Paul Champagne? You don't know RPC? No. You show his original? Robert Paul Champagne?

Yeah, do you know him? I think you, he might be good for, could have been house. Okay. Like, let's just, Let's Google search that guy. Yeah, he's, he's gonna pull up how we learned about him. And I think if you had him, he's talented.

He has different talents. But like this, the personality is just like through the roof. That's what I mean. Like I think he would just be somebody that you see and you go like, oh shit. Black guys who love to fuck and fuck good. Okay. If you're a hot black guy, you want to fuck with me at $23.95. If you want to move in, can move in but you gotta fuck me

I mean I need to be fucked a lot of the first free food free rent and everything else man. Here's a deal man You gotta turn it up men from jail homeless or your thug want to come move in a friend Come on with you man free rent you get a lease in a key fuck me piss on you beat me up Oh, yeah, now you guys find this one. I come up today No, we we this a personal video. This is a how does this get on the internet? I don't know how it got on the internet. Yeah, but then we found him We found him in Coney Island and then this is not an act that he's Was this a bird call is this how how was this? How did this get out here?

How did this get out here? How did this get in the world? He's so public with his, and he also gives out his address and his phone numbers, that's what prompted it. Al's an aggressive ass. And here's what's crazy, is that if you type in his name in Google Maps, it gives you the address. It takes you to his house.

I swear to God, if you pull it up pull up Google Maps and just type in Robert Paul champagne look, bro Who is it takes you to his building? It takes you to his building And it's got a bunch of five-star reviews from guys that have He's like this is where I am fuck me listen, yeah listen, who, how, what is he, is he famous? Like who is this dude? He is now. Yeah, well but like what, Robert Paul Champagne,

was like, is that just wrong, is that like a Facebook post? Well I don't think that was on Facebook, but he definitely. That was a DM to somebody. I think it was, cause he goes, it starts, he just goes, black guys want to fuck and fuck good Just come to my place. So I think he just posted it somewhere but he makes hats and

He if you want a hat you want a cool hat. He can make you a hat I wouldn't touch a hat by that guy. No, I wouldn't I wouldn't get near nothing. He bakes sometimes Well, no, I wouldn't I definitely wouldn't touch him. He's a designer. Is he really? Yeah, he does. I mean, yeah. That sounds like an interesting guy, though. I can't lie, man.

That definitely sounds. Can we get him a tryout, at least? Yeah, I mean, I'm willing to talk to him. You are? Yeah, with security around. Yeah, well, yeah. Well, yeah, yeah. I would, I would 1,000%

Oh, I'm a total pig. Oh, that's him, too. Oh, he's a cop. Yeah, that's him too Oh, he's a cop Yeah, total pig That's Officer Cumdump Officer Cumdump likes it wild, dirty and filthy That's right, Officer Cumdump will take it like a man I will bend down and you could bang me as you can

I mean, you know, because He... Okay, so he's in... He's in Lucifer's lair, which is his apartment, and he's just... This is an interesting guy. I've got to give it to... those handcuffs from his... Probably issued from the police department, yeah. Yeah.

It looks like an actual police hat. That is an actual cadet hat right there. That might be. That might be, dude. Interesting guy, though. I'm willing to talk to him. You are. But 1,000% will have security around.

Yeah. There's not a chance I'm talking to that guy. There was a- One-on-one. There was a could have been video you posted where I saw that the security guys, you had to tell them, hey, chill. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's a couple out there. No, no, no, they sometimes, well, we've transitioned to just fine and security in that city, so it's a little, it's a cheaper situation. So sometimes I gotta let them know, because they feel like, yo, this is it. This is my chance to show what the fuck I got. So you have a little meeting beforehand.

Well, I try to. One of them got really out of hand in Memphis, I think. Was that Memphis? No, Detroit. Detroit. He ch them got really out of hand in Memphis, I think. Was that Memphis? No, Detroit. Detroit. He choked a guy up on the wall, and I'm like, yo, listen, man, this is, that was another comedian, man.

I think he was just. Yeah, which has gotta be terrifying, because those guys are huge. Yo, seriously, and can we find the clip of the dude? I think his name is Jack Funny. Jack Funny? Yeah, Jack Funny. He's a comedian in a club and record, Jack Funny, yeah? Yeah, Jack Funny. He's a comedian and could have been record Jack Funny.

Yeah. Yeah, right there. Bro, don't touch me, bro. Stop touching me. Hold on, pause it, pause it, pause it. So let me give you a good description. Yeah. So right here, people don't know, right?

This is a full production. This is a hundred thousand dollar production. I'm not gassing. This is actually a six figure production. Yeah, sure. So there's people in here After you get off camera, it's like yo jokes over man. Yeah, the security like hey, we're not fucking with you Yeah, we're not fucking around with this is just yeah. Well. Yeah, we don't fuck you up. You do something crazy We don't fuck you. We're paid to yeah to protect Drusky, but while we're here

Yeah, but when you walk off camera, it's like, ha ha ha. Yeah. But when you walk off camera, it's like, hey, man, let's get the fuck out of here. Yeah. His voice just gets serious like that. As soon as you get off camera, I'm laughing and shit. But when you get over here, like, hey, man, let's get the fuck out of here for real. Yeah.

So he didn't know, you know, me knowing, I'm like, oh, that's the funny, oh yeah, I remember that guy. And then he's like, oh, the joke's still going off camera. No, the joke's over. Right. The cameras are over here. The shit, the real shit get going off camera. No, the jokes over right the cameras are over here The shit the real shit get real right off this platform right here. So he didn't know

Don't take the joke as we go out. He tried to take the joke With them out, but the security is like yo, we on the fuck shit I didn't know either that security in Detroit were popping pills. They're also popping pills out there. Well, I don't yeah It's the whole thing, you know, they, they like, you know, they're older security. Some older security like to feel like they're young again. Yeah, it's like a new renowned feeling. So yeah, the security, they were just on fuck shit, man. I'll just show you right here, just go ahead.

He's off character. What you doing, nigga? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is what I saw. Even me, yeah, that was the real side of it. That was no more character. Hey, hey, hold up, hold up, hold up. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I'm telling you, I'm gonna need more security in this motherfucker. You still gotta go to that after party, nigga. I'm gonna be there. I'm there on your ass, no daddy. Listen, let's have a meeting, y'all. Hey, can we bring all the security right here?

So let's tone it back. Y'all boys at like a 10? You're bringing down to a six, huh? Y'all boys juiced up. Yeah, and you got your first one in, man. Hey, I appreciate y'all boys, but look. You know they like that. Of course. They wanna, they gotta get the little bark out of their system.

They like, and they like that Coach acknowledged it. You know, you were just like, hey, I like the effort. I like what you're doing, boy. But hey, let's turn it back. I think we good now. We got it off our chest. All right, Coach. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So that's the vibe in there. So I try to bring it back, because it it is it does get serious off-camera because Of course, they're hired as real security So, you know some of the people they don't understand that like even what sometimes when we get serious in there It's like yo, we we went to New Orleans people were getting maced man. So it's like a real. Yes. Yes I think people thought what what kind of crowds are coming out for these? Well, I think you. No, don't tell. Well, it's not your crowd.

No. We could look it up, but I don't think it's your. First of all, I see no colors. When, when. Well, I think you know what color is. I meant what type. Your color's not getting maced. Bro.

When you say what type of crowds, I think. I meant what type of numbers man like how many people are showing up. Well, let's just say these people are coming to your shows. Okay. Yeah. But yeah, no, I think, yeah, and I think they're paid for protection. And the ones that usually are with me, I talk with them like, yo, let's be polite to all the people.

But are there thousands of people outside? Yeah, thousands. Seems like there's thousands. Always, always. We don't get to show everybody. I think a lot of it is editing. I don't know if you're saying that you skew only one way, but you're like a crossover person.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. No, I definitely. You have tons of white fans. Well, I grew up in the suburbs, man, so I definitely. What area were you in? I was in, what are you, putting it in a zone? I just don't like the finger thing. I just wanna, it's called gerrymandering,

where you draw, you draw, this is where they are, this is where we are. So, where were you? Well, let's just say I... Not in East Point. Yeah, I wasn't in East Point. But, no, no, no, I grew up in a suburb called Gwinnett County. Okay.

And we had a... Did my buddy went to Shiloh High School? Do you know where that is? Well, I went to Shiloh Middle School. Oh, okay. Yeah, what you... One of my good friends, I'm saying, went... Swear.

I swear to God, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I went to Shiloh Middle. He's still a sports reporter there and everything. Yeah Swear. I swear to God, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went to Shiloh Middle. He's still a sports reporter there and everything. Oh, they suck, man. There's no point in being still at Shiloh. I think that's. No, no, not at the school.

I'm saying he's an Atlanta sportsman. Oh, okay, okay, okay, yeah. Well, no, I grew up at Shiloh Middle School, went to South Gwinnett High School, and yeah, it was a suburb full of everything. I think we had real gangsters, wannabe gangsters. Like you got your crowd of country white boys, the preppy white boys.

We got the Latinos, we got the gangster Latinos, we had Asians. It was a true mix of everything. It was a true mix of everything, which I appreciate so much because my comedy comes and stems from all that. Like I was friends with, I had an African friend when I was like six years old playing soccer with him.

I had a fucking Asian friend that I went to church school with, I did karate with one of my white friends. How's your karate? It's pretty good, man. I'm actually a black belt. Wow. Yeah. Do you, is that the side of you?

Well I take it seriously, that's why I got it. The side of you a lot of people don't know. Well, yeah, I usually don't tell people that I studied taekwondo. Both karate and taekwondo. Well, just taekwondo, that's a form of karate, yeah. I don't think that's true. I think karate is Japanese and taekwondo is Korean,

and you're confusing the two, because you don't, I don't think you have a black belt. Well, no, I definitely have a black belt. No, we'll call my mom right now I'll tell is this a childhood black belt like from this from master Hong Kong Kim Wait, yo, wait, how do you know about because he was my master to know about master Kim. Yeah, I had a black tip It's a red belt with a black tip master master Hong Kong Kim Hong Kong Kim. Yeah Let me call my mom ask your mom if she still has his number cuz I would like to reach out to him

Okay, do you do you really know master Ken? Of course, you know, he has a father His also name is Kim as well. Yes his father's name is Kim and the father of that father also a Kim It's just their last name. Okay. Yeah Well, well you get it. Yeah, I don't know if that was Mommy Well, well, you get it. Yeah. I don't know if that was. Mommy. Mommy. Hey. Hey, I'm sitting here with Tom Segura.

You know the comedian, Tom Segura. I always watch on Netflix. Yes, yes, oh my God. He's crazy as hell. All right, let me, I wanted to tell you about, you know, it's time to get serious. I wanted to tell you that, you know, it's time to get serious. I wanted to tell you that, uh, can you please explain to him that I actually took karate seriously and how many

years I did karate and what belt I am. I'm not going to tell her. Okay. When you were four, um, and you did karate with master Kim at global karate and Snowville and you did that until you became a black belt I wouldn't want to you man mommy. Hi mommy. No, you can't call her mommy Hey mommy. Yeah, you wish.

You wish. She's like, I know that white voice. Yeah. Mama. You know how many children would like to be my child. The people come up to me and say, please. All right, mommy, just let's get back to it. Okay, okay, so I just wanna say,

so he's legit black belt in, in he said, he said both karate and taekwondo, is that correct? It's the school, it's called Tung Sudo. Tung Sudo, that's what it is. It is called a Korean martial arts. Thank you, mommy. It's Korean martial arts, okay.

That's very impressive. It's a Korean martial art that focuses on hand and foot movements. And it is, it is taekwondo, but it is called tongue sudo. I'm super impressed. And I don't know what else to say. Ask her amongst the other things I've done as a child. Oh, excuse me. He drew. He's asking me to ask you, please elaborate on other things he did as a child.

Okay, well, hobbies, hobbies to the Georgia Tech seismic science camp every year. He played piano as a child. He started that's racist man. Hold on, mommy. Let's let. All right, keep going. Keep going. Piano. He had his own piano. All those Asian friends. Yeah, that going. He took piano. He had his own individual piano teacher. All those Asian friends. Yeah, that's what I told you. He had weekly piano lessons. Wow.

I said piano. He's a Renaissance man. Yeah. Yes. I mean, he won the spelling bee for the school in second grade. I told you, man. All right.

I tried to tell him. Well, how proud are you of this kid, for real, for everything he's accomplished? He's my son. I'm extremely proud tell him. Well, how proud are you of this kid, for real, for everything he's accomplished? I mean, he's my son. I'm extremely proud of him. He's the best. I know, but it's just, no, I'm not. I'm not. You're around the same age.

I get it. I understand. You're trying to fuck. You're on the phone. I'm saying that it's incredible what he's accomplished. And as a mother, you just have to be radiating with so much pride about this kid. It's amazing. Well, his discipline is his key.

And his resilience. I know what you're doing, you sick fuck. That's the key to Drew's success. He doesn't let things that are negative impact him where he can't restart very quickly. He's very good at restarting. He's an amazing guy. And he smells amazing too.

I'll pass the phone back. Bye mommy. Love you. Okay. All right, mommy. We, yeah, he just. That was fantastic. Just use me until you use me up.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, she gets a little carried. She's probably doing some substances, yeah. Oh My mom did my use is my mom came on the podcast this week and abuse substances Did she really on the podcast and it was I swear to your mom 80 She was she was fucked up. Nah, that's good, man. I think you keeping her youth. What'd you have her doing? She was eating stuff and drinking stuff. She was lit, man.

It was wild. You probably shouldn't have her, not at 80, man. 80's a lot, right? Well, the time's ticking. Yeah, nah, you probably shouldn't have it. Not at 80, man. 80's a lot, right? Yeah. Well, the time's ticking. Yeah, yeah, this is it. I think this is it, I think this is it. I think, it's like, just enjoy it.

Enjoy this year, you know? 2025, it's a cool sounding year. I always tell her, just stop answering the phone. Just fucking turn it in. Does she keep the regular phone lines still going? My grandma keeps her phone line, the house phone still going. No, she doesn't do that.

What she does is she has a cell phone that she never has on her. So every time you call her, she'll answer like on an iWatch and be like, I have to find my phone. And you're like, do you ever just think to maybe keep it on your person? Yeah, that doesn't make sense though.

It's fucking so annoying. But they don't understand that, I think they grew up in an era where the phones were only plugged into the wall. So they're used to probably just leaving it at this area. And I'll pick it up, if I'm in this area, I'm picking it up, but other than that, yeah. It's the fucking worst.

It is super impressive though, which she confirmed. Yeah, I told you. I thought you made that whole thing up. No, no, no, I actually, I did Tongsudo. I just forgot the name. I know I've studied Taekwondo in the midst of that. But yeah, I did a lot of stuff, man. I've done a lot of crazy shit, man. And are you a legit Tide fan?

You really are, you don't give a piss about nothing? No, I don't give a piss about none of that shit. I think I just love Roll Tide Willie. The team is like, I don't give a fuck. But you're not like a Georgia fan? No, I'm not a fan of any of those teams. Really? I think I just, I love Roll Tide Willie.

So he's such a good dude, man. He wakes up every morning, he's drinking from sunup to sundown. You gotta really give it to somebody who's that committed to being an alcoholic. Yeah, I have worked with a guy like there's right You've got alcoholics. Oh, yeah yeah, well, but you you got to just give it to somebody this guy committed and I love him to death and you know he he honestly we brought him on the productions with big companies and You know, he honestly, we brought him on to productions with big companies and things that we do,

just because he's just such a good dude. And like very funny and naturally just. How'd you meet? Just a great guy. Just reached out to him on social media. You were just a fan of it. I just saw all his shit, man. And he just was getting hammered

and he was in like a hut somewhere. And I was like, man, I I gotta link with this guy, bro. And he ended up coming to Georgia last year for the national championship, and that's when we shot that first video. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He must've been fired up, man. Oh my God, he had played that.

Was he fired up? All right, baby! Don't give a pep about number time! Blitz, fama blitz! This is around the time he didn't know about black metal. Blitz, fama blitz! I love America and I love the tide baby. I love Will and the depth. Don't give a shit about the tide. The tide go get them. The tide go take them down. 24 to 17.

See sometimes you gotta pull him back. Yeah, yeah. Because he gets a carry away. He'll fuck around saying it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? He's that invested. Like, yeah, yeah. Because he gets a carry away. He'll fuck around and say it. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? He's that invested. Like, he'll say it. And I'm like, all right, come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go. He'll say it. Really? So I try to pull him back before he gets to that point.

If you pump him up, he'll get there. He'll get there. Well, he'll... He's not just... It's not foreign Well, he'll, he's not just. It's not foreign to him. Yeah, it's not foreign to him. It's like he's that committed to the role and I don't think it's really a role to him.

He lives that life so. He recently found out that I was black though. Not in person? No, somebody told him on some podcast. I'm still pissed about it. Really? Yeah. What did he think you were?

I think he thought I was tanned. Just tanned? Tanned white. Like you'd been outside. Yeah. You'd been working. And he believed the character that I was doing. He did?

Yeah. That's kind of really sweet. Yeah, but I really fuck with him. That's why I really, I appreciate every, and I love bringing him to things that we do. Like anything we have going on. Did you see what his reaction was to you? I think he was a little disappointed.

He didn't have much words to say. I think it was... I think he wanted me to be Tan White. I think that's naturally what, I think that's what he wanted. Just becoming, you know, I think he wanted me to be tan white. I think that's naturally what, I think that's what he wanted. Just becoming, you know, I think he wanted me to be a real Todd fan. You know? For someone to learn you're black

and be like, it's real disappointment. That's, I just felt like, you know, but it is what it is. Oh, fuck. We'll still link up and hang out. And I just don't think it'll probably be exactly the same as it used to be. You think he'll be like, hey, did I say some shit

before I knew? Nah, he's a good guy. Oh, here's you guy right here. Oh yeah. Let's see this. These were still when the good times were running. Send my daughter a part in a holler Neath the mountain moonlight.

We stand for the flag if you don't like it. We don't. Hell, we don't, man. Hell, yeah as you don't like it. We don't. Yeah, you know, damn right. America, America, gonna respect us. Damn right. You don't. You don't respect this. Respect. Don't mess with America. Great. Great country ever live. Right? laid. See, he's commanding. They ain't right. We don't take nothing off nobody. We don't take shit. We don't take shit.

Don't take shit. Don't take shit. Don't take shit. See, sometimes, it's when it gets carried away, you gotta grab him. You don't fully know all the time when he. You don't know where it's about to go. Yeah, you don't know where it's going.

Yeah. And that's why I try to grab him before he realizes what the environment is. Yeah. You just gotta know where it's going. And that's why I try to grab him before he realizes what the environment is. You just gotta get him out of there. Get him out of there before he gets him. Yeah, I try, I try. But that's why you see me pull at the shirt. But you found like a real, this guy's a gem.

He's all the way thorough, he's a real redneck, man. There's no bullshit there. He's all the way, he. Does he go to every game, is he one of those guys? Yeah, I think they banned him recently. He's all the way. He's- Does he go to every game? Is he one of those guys that like- Yeah, I think they banned him recently. That's fucked up. It's because I think they were selling-

That's gotta be heartbreaking to have a guy like that. They were selling shirts though that might've said Alabama or something. It has something to do with the actual team. Oh, and that's when the program was like- And they were profiting off of it. And I think it made it- Can't do that.

And people, well, nobody's gonna profit off shit when it comes to those colleges. No way. Oh, and that's when the program was like off of it and I think it made it can't do that and people Yeah, well, nobody's gonna profit on shit when it comes to those colleges Yeah, so it was somehow twisted in that realm and then they started like Banning them from coming to the game. It was a whole thing But we helped them get back and to like we reached out to the SEC and all that we tried that we well we tried Yeah, I don't know if it worked but we tried to reach out to the people that we knew to try to tell them, yo, just try. Yeah, you have to help this guy out.

This guy doesn't, he doesn't know that he might have made that. He doesn't. But you know, money is like, yeah. Everything changes if you stay with it. Yeah, everything changes when it comes down to that. So, nah, but I think, hopefully, I think he still can go to games.

I don't know if he's allowed on the field But I do know I would say it's probably best and I have that guy in the field if I was Making choices. I would say maybe not a field pass No field pass Let's keep them in the stands Have a barrier up. No, he's he's he's, you gotta meet him man if you haven't. I would love to.

Yes. I went to a game last year. I went to a game in Tuscaloosa and it was so much fun. That environment was unfucking believable. They have one of the best environments for football. Yeah, yeah. Shout out to Alabama football team. That shit was amazing.

We went out there. I actually missed a field goal with fucking Pat McAfee. Oh you did, you did the thing there. Yeah, we did the whole shit and it was dope. Like Alabama, they eat, sleep, breathe football. Oh yeah. Like there's people just like Willie, but just aren't known or have a camera on them.

Yeah. It's that whole state. Well majority of everybody in that stadium is. That whole state. Well majority of everybody that's standing on it's. Yeah, the whole state is Willie. They really don't give a piss about shit, but the Tide, yeah. They are.

Let's just say there's a lot of Willies out there. There's a lot of Willies, yeah. And if they're not Tide fans, they're War Eagle fans, and they're committed, for sure, man. Let's talk about this new show, Could've Been Love, though, man. Okay, let's talk about Could've Been Love. Maybe just come into it naturally, just ask.

Hey, Drewski! Okay, see, fuck you, man. Yo, fuck you, man. It's like, I wanna talk about this show, and you just. Hey, Drewski! Man, you are one funny guy, and I heard you have a new show called. But why do you gotta put the black accent on

when you do it? Come do a Magic Johnson put the black accent on I'm doing magic Johnson I get it. Okay. All right. All right. I'll do it. I'll do it white ready Trusky Man, you are something else So many not fully black you're doing like a mixed accent. It's a little bit of white and black there. That's not it's not white That's not the full shit. Yeah, I want you I want the Tom's to go Tom. Okay And I was over this couldguro way back. Oh, Tom once? Okay. Yeah. And I was like, what's this could have been love thing? Oh, fuck out of here, man.

He's still putting that twist on him, man. Okay, okay. So, the show, Could Have Been Love. Yes. You, in this show, are essentially a version of The Bachelor, correct? Yes, yes. And I am The Bachelor in the show, yes.

In the show. And you're in a, is it in a house? Is that what, is it? Yeah, that's what it is, man. We have Caleb Presley as like the main host. Oh, he's hilarious. Oh my God. He's great.

It was hard not to break on this guy. He is great. Like he had us cry. Even like some of the girl contestants being involved in it. Had you guys, did you guys meet doing his thing? Did you guys do that? thing? Yeah, yeah. I was my first time meeting him when I did his Sunday conversation. Yeah.

And he, he just, he, he was so amazing doing the interview that I was just like, damn, I gotta have this guy do something. I just didn't know for like three years went by and I was like, all right, I finally have the situation where I feel like he'll fit in. And, uh, yeah, we had like 18 girls in the house and like it was just me. That seems like a nice environment to be in. Yeah it just was a it was a great experience though I think it showed a different side of me that the world hasn't seen.

Did they get to see you being sincere and like? Yeah yeah no no there's there's points where you know it actually was me pursuing love in the show. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's comedic parts, it's a hilarious show by the way. But there's also parts where I actually am engaging with the girls.

You're not just playing with the dookie chute. You're actually. What is that, the dookie what? The dookie chute. Dookie chute? Yeah. Ass? Yeah, the booty hole.

Yeah. Who the fuck is playing with a dookie shoot? Well, if you want to find out if you love someone, don't you play with a... Oh, okay. No, I think that's Coochie. The asshole. No, I don't think... You're not gonna play with the asshole?

I'm gonna go straight to the ass... That must be a white thing. You go straight to the asshole? Date one, usually, yeah. That's usually... That's usually... Don't you? No, I've never...

I think, yeah, that's definitely a white thing.? No, I've never, I think, yeah, that's definitely a white thing. I've never. That's crazy to me. Is that a separation? Go straight to the dookie shoot. Yeah, you know. That's what you guys call the dookie shooter. Yeah, play with the dookie shoot.

Yeah, play with the dookie shoot. What is that to see the smell? Is that like a whiff thing? Just to see what kind of resistance you have. Oh, okay. Yeah, if you wanna see if it's got some bodies or if it's ready for you and you only. I figured you would do that.

No, I figured, no, I think everybody does the whole finger coochie smell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I didn't do any of that on the show. You really were going for love. Yeah, I really was actually there for the show. I didn't do no dookie shooting, no coochie smelling. Did you find love?

I'd say I found something in the show. I don't want to give it all away, but I definitely found a little bit of lust a little bit of Kind of like early love of what could grow into something and we still you know You know trying how many episodes will this be this will be like Probably seven or eight seven or eight episodes. Yeah, and it's gonna And it's gonna be on your channel, right? On your YouTube. Yeah, it's kinda influenced by like, yeah, it'll be on YouTube, but it's kinda influenced by like,

you remember the shows like Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, Flavor of Flav, it has that feel to it. What I love about this besides the concept and you being in it though, is that it's on your channel. Like, this doesn't have to be anywhere else. This is yours. Yes, yeah. That's huge, man. This doesn't have to be anywhere else. This is yours.

That's huge, man. That's huge. Ownership of things is everything in this. You're owning this. We're looking to get our money back at some point. Yeah. If you have any opportunities where anybody's looking. I'm sure you have sponsorship opportunities.

Yeah, we got a little bit, but if you know anybody that's looking to buy, we need our money back. Okay. We spent a lot of fucking money. Okay. Yeah. Okay, looking to buy some shit. We need our money back. Okay Yeah, yeah, but I know I think It honestly was it was a good situation for all the girls. We had studs. We had BBWs we had midgets Wow, we had we had a vast variety of women all races

Mix it up. Yeah mix it up You got to go like like on those shows, the person who's like, you get to have basically kind of mini dates with all these, like you know you get to know everybody. So you got to really go out on like 18 dates? Yeah, we did a lot of different dates. And you get, do you kick people too?

Or you're like, we don't know. No, no, no, well yeah, there's eliminations every night. Okay, okay. So that's kind of like the comedic side of it. Like we actually had some real. And none of these chicks were like like let me drain your nuts and Like Drain play with my dookie shoot and I'll drain your nuts and then we can

I think they just got to see the show but it does get intense in the house, man. I think We we just know we've had we had a lot of variety of girls and women in the house that were very it's the whole situation is very funny and But yeah, it was times when it got real but no I wasn't indulging in any dookie shooting or any Coochie-cut I mean, this is a surprise to everyone. No, I mean, I don't thinkging in any dookie shooting or any coochie cutting or whatever the fuck. This is a surprise to everyone. No, I mean, I don't think it's a surprise to the black community.

I don't think anybody, nobody black is doing any dookie shooting. Everybody black who knows you is like, he didn't do the dookie shooting? No, I don't think anybody would say that watching this. I kind of think we're gonna disagree on that. I just don't know if anybody's asking that though. I think we're gonna disagree on that. I just don't know if anybody's asking that though. I think you're...

I don't even know what the fuck dookie shooting is, man. Man, you'd know. Don't act like this is some thing. I just never have seen a girl be like, ah, I'm gonna shoot dookie in that. You know what I mean? Like, or however you guys go. I've never thought that. Are you know what I mean? Like however you guys go, I've never thought that.

Are you a big ass guy? No, well, ass, yes. Asshole? Yeah. No. No. It's just not. You don't always eat a girl's ass when you're.

Well, it depends on the girl, I think. Yeah, that's a big one. Yeah, it's always depending on, cause you know the bigger the ass, the dirtier the situation. It can get kinda gamey back there, yeah. Yeah. He said it can get kind of gamey back there. Yeah. You say it can get kind of what?

Gamey. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, what is this, medicine? You've got to pick your battles. And I think, yeah, the bigger the ass, the bigger the mess. So you just be careful with some of those. Sure.

Yeah, nah, certain girls, you know. I think that naturally happens. Eating coochie. Yeah, sure. So you've had your fair share of eating coochie and indulging and it just happens. Yeah, it just happens. The ass is right there.

It's right there, yeah. It's not like women don't have a gooch. Right. Yeah, it's just there. And a woman that eats your ass is an angel. That's who you've proposed to. If you're out there and you meet a girl and she goes right for your ass You get on your knee and you give her a ring what I'd never

What so you You're one of those guys you go straight you're looking for women who eat ass I mean, it's a lifelong kind of thing, right? I'll even do the thing where I'll take I'll put the You know, I mean I'll step over I think we've gone past the limit of this interview. I think no really thought we were just I mean you grab something and went towards your ass. I don't know. It's the back of someone's head. Oh, yeah Yeah, hey I love doing the show man bad boy for life

Take that take that take that take that take that take that take that take that okay, okay Okay, all right, he's he left hey man he left listen I love so thanks for coming man Alright, so he left. Hey man, he left. Listen. I love- Thanks for coming, man. Okay. Okay. That was perfect. What are you talking about? What? Take their- Why wouldn't you do that? You're a superstar.

That's an Odell move for sure. What the fuck is that? Bert and Tom, Tom and Bert. One goes to the top, the swat, the other wears a shirt. Tom tells stories and Bert's the machine. There's not a chance in hell that they'll keep it clean. Here's what we call, Two Bears, one cave.