2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer - Ep. 150 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Episode Date: September 12, 2022

It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! The bears talk about torturing their kids with singing, Hank Williams, and more on Andrew Tate. They discuss hazing, the gayest things they've ever done, and women's safety on college campuses. Tom shares what makes him laugh about violent videos, the bears share the fattest they've ever been and getting in shape. The bears wrap up with discussing Sober October and the birthday gift-off. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/

You know how we do the YMH lives and they have the heavy segments? Yeah. I was like, I wonder if it'd be... What it would be like to show like some cartel stuff, you know? I couldn't... What was it? Skimming someone alive. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's one line.

Yeah. Where do you go to find these? Just YouTube. No. No. 100%. Tom's texting Do you ever sing?

You were saying what was the last time you sang? Yeah, I don't really sing that much. No, it doesn't strike me as It seems on brand. I don't see the last time you say I mean How are we talking about like a line? Anything I think a lot you deal. Oh What do you think I'll sing conversations like I'll go ladies I need both my girls downstairs so I can eat pasta with the new pasta maker Okay, how do they respond to that shut the fuck up. Okay, I Dad I hear you I get I do it to My boys. Oh, yeah, Christina does it to your boys. That is my favorite. I do it to them too and

Sometimes I'll be in the car and I'll just go my beautiful sons and they'll go stop My beautiful sons and they'll go stop saying. And Julian to go, I hate you. I hate you. Oh my God, okay. Yeah, it's very fun. It's fun to do that to them. I am. We're playing.

What about what about like music? Do you ever sing in the car, sing music? Sometimes, sometimes. But it's usually usually like you know, I'll sing no I'll sing like like the You know like the hook like the the chorus or something, you know, I'm not gonna like sing every line of the song You know what song I've been singing a lot of what? Will I've never been to... Heaven...

But I've been to Oklahoma... Bum-bum-bum-bum... You ever heard that? No. It said that I was born there. It's an old three dogs night song, but Elvis sang it. Like it's fun to sing. You just made me think of this. It's fun to sing like country boy can survive Yeah, like those songs those songs are fun. Okay, if you could write music what music would you know?

By the way the first time I was like I'm down with this shit And it was and it was and it was in Florida. I'd moved to Florida Yes, I'm hanging out with all these fucking new red necks. And I'm like, this shit is not for me. And you had a Google, you didn't even Google, but you didn't know what a trot line was. I didn't know what any of this shit was. And all these like, and they're just different people, you know, they're fucking, they're Floridians. And they're, I have red neck friends. I'm like, the fuck is happening? I'm never, anybody like this. And my friend takes me hog hunting. And he's got a hunting buggy. And I'm like, this is wild, right?

And then one of them's like, you like country, and I go, fuck no, I don't like country. And they're like, you don't like country, I was like, no. And then one of them played that song, and I was like, this shit I can get into. That's a jam, dude. That song transitions, I bet that's the gateway song that got people into country.

Cause you heard that song, you're like, That shit slaps dude. Dude, probably the best thing, hang, probably the best thing any Hank had ever done in any Hank ever. After my, my dad football, he fucking, he fucking, you remember, He got booted for telling the truth.

Oh, bum. All right. That's it. Is that what happened to him? He talked shit about Obama. He fucking you remember he got booted for telling the truth oh bum He you know you ever follow the sun Hank three now This motherfucker He puts on a show he's got two bands pull up Hank three. He's got two bands. He goes up and plays legit Honky talk like like like like real Hank three is a bad mother fucker. I took my whole crew on trip flip to go see him He plays two shows. He's got one with his punk band that's after and then he's got one with this country western band. He played him dumb He does two sets and go to

Wayland He sings like his granddaddy. Yeah, and because his dad was more like a rock Country. Yeah, his dad was more like an outlaw country. Are you ready for some football? I'm gonna fall some football. Oh. Oh. Boy, boy, baby, football. Boy, boy, baby, football. I'm a Frank and a Dan.

I spit some beast n' that dude's ass. I got the shit kicked out of me by a woman at that concert. I got the shit. You know how they say never hit a woman? Man, I always want someone to light that bitch up. I got caught in between two. Like, it was a big fight and I, and all of a sudden a big bit, not like, I mean, hot.

Yeah. Big tits, blonde hair, cowboy boots, white tank top, jean tight jeans, but big like six feet tall. And I was in high school. She threw me, the fight broke out with my buddies, all my buddies and the dudes. And I was just like, I was looking to suck her punch someone. Yeah, yeah.

She's so ready. She saw it. Thank you for your honesty. And she fucking threw me and I landed. It was at the sundown. I landed in between chairs. Like, down, and she just got on top of me and started punching the fuck out of me.

Yeah. And I was like, you never heard a woman, but I wanted someone. I was like a ray-rice right then to just fucking elevate her. You know, who would have probably advocated for doing that. Undertate? Wow. Maybe.

Maybe. And it is. By the way, we talked about him yesterday. More stuff's coming out about him. More stuff? Did you hear his opinions on Chinese people? No, but I got the bad. Like, by the way, I hate, they're just making me like him more.

I just wanted to say, I haven't even opened it yet. But I woke up and I have a email from him. I have an email. Um. At least so excited. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Tom. Tom. I know. It will be beautiful. Yeah. I'm going to tell the story about you and that woman throwing you at the concert. That's all we have.

Please, please. Dude, holy shit. Yeah, hey, find to Google Andrew Tate's opinion of Chinese people. All I saw is that was in my news thread. And I was like, and it's him with two Asian people. Here's where Andrew, I mean, look, by the time this airs, the guy's either been completely canceled and is a joke or he's got full redemption. Okay, he has a, it says,

Andrew Taylor apparently has a really weird, has really weird takes on, in like quotes, Chinese people. I wonder if they're weirder than mine, keep going. Okay. In the August 16th episode of their podcast, Hot Pot Boys, Andrew and David Fung and comedic do it. Hold on stop right there hotpot boys Great fucking podcast title. Oh, that's good title shout out the hotpot boys. I will zoom in with you

I love the title already. Okay, they played several clips of Tate's most infamous quotes about Chinese people the first clip shows Tate Who is born in Chicago grew up in London now is in Romania Where the three men are prompted to imagine what a pregnant Asian woman looks like. Tate asks, weeks and gains who appear shocked if they ever seen a pregnant Chinese lady. Okay.

Andrew states that the clip portrayed the wildest reaction to just the oddest observation ever. David adds that Tate and the other two men are acting as if they were 16-year-old stoners. Both of them in areas are a very non-Asian. Miami is 1% Asian. Romania is 0.2% of 1% Asian. Okay, you know the couple with the fact East Asian culture, women in the third trimester are generally very much encouraged to stay at home. It would be sedentary staying in the house. Is that real? I mean, it seems like it. Oh.

And another quote, because the Chinese are extremely intelligent and with the Chinese, they're like, ant people. We all work together for the good of the ant, for the bees. We work together for the good of the hive. It takes at that. The fun brothers, yeah, I guess I pointed out that Tata, the colorful way of stating how Chinese people typically have a collective mindset. David adds that Tata tries to teach his audience about concepts. They

would never think about what Andrew explains that Tate acts as a fubri Chinese professor. I mean, it seems like he's saying things that, I don't know, is there anything like super inflammatory? There's a crazy thing. Asians are pretty up front about everything Asian culture. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, they're not really, they're not like, that shit never happens. They're always like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, like, like, there's a lot of things are obviously

my best friends, our best friends, Vietnamese and Chinese. And so like, I mean, very seldomly do you see them try to hide anything about the gruel tour? I think. Okay. I had women who worked for me on webcam. We ran a studio. It's a big operation.

Not the best sample say it's high. It's like this monster. I said, I mean, women that worked for me on a operation. It's not the best sample size. It's the smallest of the prices. I said, I mean, women that worked with me in a webcam, that's not the best sample. I mean, it seems like, you know, I was talking to the lady. It crawled out, is there any more? I'm just looking for like the clips of Tate's office.

Let's just watch a clip. He goes, I'm fucking crying at this. Let's see what it says. Okay. Have you ever seen a Chinese person working for someone who wasn't Chinese? Yeah. Well, he's asking a white guy.

Yeah. Okay. Well, you're not. Okay. That's a funny clip. It's a funny clip. I love, here's the thing. Let him take big swings at those fucking weird thoughts.

You know, okay. Here's the thing about him take big swings at those fucking weird thoughts. You know, okay Here's the thing about that like even that observation like of course of course of course the answer is of course The flips the other side of it is that Andrew Yang works for the people well But the other side of that is that immigrant communities often you know stick together and develop businesses together. From all over, like, there's Polish communities that like all work together. Of course, there's Korean, there's Chinese, there's Thai, like, we see that in Los Angeles everywhere. That's not, but it's also crazy to think that Chinese people don't work for anybody, but Chinese people. Chinese people don't work for anybody but Chinese people. It's crazy. But he's trying to make a, like if you were a comic, you could do a bit about that because

it's such an over, I understand what you're saying. Yes, in immigrant human beings, they often, like my friend Sandy grew up in Boston in Chinatown in Boston and her mom does not speak English and lives in Boston does not speak English. But people are trying to gotcha to a guy who is... He does. He's not running for office. This is a guy who has web pages and he's like selling shit and he's just like making

count and people are like, you said something. It's crazy. It's so funny. It's so, he's such a, I wonder what kind of music he listens to. Probably something that puts bitches in their place. I'm guessing. I think he listens a little bit of hip hop. I think maybe something.

Who knows? You know, I think it's fascinating that his father was a chess master. And he probably has like an eclectic You know, he was probably exposed. I don't think his dad was like throwing that fucking sugar free It was probably like classical music. I mean, he's probably exposed a lot of that stuff. I bet he can play the piano You think he can yeah, maybe guys like that are perhaps learn how to play the piano. They do. Yeah Yeah, like I just do what he did Chinese people don't work for this. Yeah Have you ever met a Chinese person?

Let's cross Sania see she's working out with Leanne. How that'd be great to get her away on it. Yeah But here's the thing that I from from my perspective Asian people have always been pretty upfront about everything if you want to say like like I talked to Jimmy O'Yang one time when we were talking about Asian sunglasses Yeah, and he goes you guys have to make different sunglasses for Asian people. And so like, they're not like, like theoretically, if you said that out loud, someone will go, that's racist. Yeah. But, but Asian people are like, yeah, that's real. Like the thing with Asian people covering their skin. Yeah.

Shut the fuck up. Asian people covering their skin. I remember asking Sandy that. She's like, oh, yeah, when I was a kid, your mom, my mom didn't want me to get too dark because you look like you work in the field. I know what you're saying there. And also, most of like, my Asian friends will tell you that they're like, yeah, I fucking, I hang out in like Asian, I shop at Asian, neighborhood, I go to Asian restaurants.

If you were black, do you think you go to an all black college? That's a really interesting one, because almost across the board, everybody that I know that went to an HBCU loved the experience, talked about how great that experience was. They really did. But if I say that out loud, it sounds like I would have gone to an all-white college, which I didn't. Yeah, and they don't, by the way, they still, there are white students at HBCU. Usually on scholarship, if I'm not mistaken,

I know a few people that went to FAM, and it was usually on scholarship, and that's why they went there was like, I got a good deal going to FAM. Yeah. I don't think FAM looks out to try to increase their, I don't mean, did they do, I don't fucking know, what am I saying that?

I don't know, I'm entertaining this. Yeah't fucking know, what am I saying that? I don't know, I'm entertaining this. Yeah, I mean, I've heard nothing but like, like I've seen a number of people talk about like, great experience. Would you be in a black fraternity? If I was black, and I went to an HBCU. Yes, probably, is that? Probably a hundred percent.

A hundred percent branded, all over my fucking body. Dude, I would be a cute dog in a fucking heartbeat and I will put this right now I'll put this out right now if there is a black fraternity that would allow me To rush I will take a month off rush and be a pledge at a black you know much I bet you would I bet that would be one of the coolest experiences Just you I bet you'd learn a lot, right? You'd definitely learn a lot. Learn a fucking lot.

You would get hazed pretty aggressively. Pretty hard. They still haze, and the black fjernies, they definitely haze. Yeah. When I take that back at my age, when I was in Fjernie, we'd definitely haze. There was hazing aggressively. You know what sucks though, is that I feel like most,

like, black dudes don't play that gay shit. And so you wouldn't, they wouldn't do things like put their dicks on your forehead and stuff. That'd be the kind of the fun of. That's the fun of being a pledge. Yeah. I remember one time they were like, all right. Everyone's naked.

Yeah. Everyone's got their paddles in there. I'm not, don't think I'm allowed to talk about this. Backfuck it. Everyone's got their paddles in there, pledge books behind their back Blindfolded naked in the in the lounge and they're like all right everyone's face in the wall In the center of this room is a biscuit

the last person to jack off and come on this biscuit has to eat it go and Literally you're sitting there with a game time decision going I definitely don't want to eat it, go. And literally, you're sitting there with a game time decision going, I definitely don't want to eat it. Yeah, but I'm not gonna go to it. First of all, I gotta go find the biscuit, I'm blindfolded, and then jack off onto the biscuit. I'm sure there's gonna be a bunch of guys jacking off. You're literally like sitting there panicking. I'm like 18 years old, I'm a kid.

What do you do? I paused for just long enough for a dude who will name him a name us to go take your blindfold off and then you drop your blindfold and there's two dudes jerking off in the center of the room and we just watched. I got that was the phone mark. I think I love being gay so much Do you see what they're doing to Harry Styles? What are they doing to them? They're making him They're because he dresses Yeah, which is ludicrous

He dresses like a fucking lunatic. I mean like it. I don't even think it's cool like I get it It's like non-binary. Yeah, but it's like, I think it also happens when you're super famous. And no one says no. No one says no. No one says no. Everyone takes the mirrors out of your room. Everyone keeps telling you how hot and wonderful you are.

And so you get the- But he's look cool and jeans and a t-shirt. He does, like, and I get it. I mean, look, I perform shirtless. Like, fuck is that? I don't, I mean, look at, you know what? When you do that- When you do that, the fuck look at it. You know what, when you do that, when you do that, the fuck are you wearing right now?

This is when you need a black friend. He doesn't have an a black friend to go, hey man, what are you wearing? Yeah. My chick wears that. You need to get back in and change. Hey, hey man, you wearing a blouse? You think you're Charlie Murphy was friends with him?

You wearing a blouse, motherfucker? Oh shit, he's a magician. Hey man. But like, hey man, I'm not sister with it. So apparently they're saying he dresses like this, so that gay people will come to his show. Oh, so this is the queer baiting. Queer baiting.

And so people are straight up asking him. Didn't he also say he was by a binary? He says he's non-binary. By the way, don't take everything I say with the Gainesville and just write an article about it with my glasses off. And so with my glasses off. he said he is non-binary, but he has never hooked up with the dude, and now media is like, so have you fucked a dude yet?

Have you fucked a dude? Be real, like do you, I do you fuck dudes? And he's like, I don't think that's any of your business. First of all, I'll ask you, Tom, I would like to talk about your sexuality right now. Yeah. What are your pronouns? He, him okay. Have you ever fucked a dude? What are you? What do you want? What do you want? What are you styling me like this?

What when today ever ever fuck the dude? It would be hilarious if they have their styles that they're like what are your pronouns and he's like non-binary? And they're like what are your pronouns? It's like they them. He's like they're like have what are your pronouns? And he's like non-binary. And they're like, what are your pronouns? He's like, they damn. And he's like, they're like, have you ever fucked a dude? And he's like, oh, gross. No.

A guy. You mean dick and butt. Have you? No. What's the gase thing you've ever done? The gase thing I've ever done. Yeah. The gase thing I ever ever done. Yeah. The gays thing I ever did.

This is real. And I do think about this. Okay. We were going to Barry's boot camp. Yeah. And I wasn't wearing underwear. And Chris Ty Walker saw me and he said,

you're not wearing underwear. And I said, I'm not. And he said, oh, we should, neither of mine, we should have let our dicks touch. And he hugged me not wearing underwear and I said I'm not and he said oh we should neither of my we should let our dicks touch And he hugged me and our dicks touched and it was The case thing I've ever done and I think about that a lot I remember our dicks touched and it was stuck in my head the whole time I was like our dicks like like legit like and did part of it

In fact you that he was like really good looking. He was gorgeous. Yeah, he's still so gorgeous He's gorgeous and there was like and it was like he gorgeous. And there was like, and it was like, he still is. He still is. He has to change it all. Pull up Chris Ty Walker. Oh, you still see him? Oh, I follow him on Instagram.

Yeah, he's got a son. He's happily married. He hikes running in canyon all the time. Yeah, he looks gorgeous. And he's good looking dude. And he was a little bit of an alpha to us. Because he was like our trainer. And he was like, and we didn't know, remember,

we didn't know he's gay. Yeah. And we were like, we're like, dude, you're a badass. And he was like, you guys should come out and party with us. And we're like, definitely. Yeah. And he's like, boys town. I'm like, yeah. Yeah. And he's like, okay. And then we're like, wait. And then we got like, oh, he's gay. And so, but he was our trainer. And when he gave me a hug, our dick's touched. Like, went like this time, like this. and they touched and like rubbed a little bit Yeah, and then I was like that was like that really how I should tell you about that I didn't like it, but it was definitely it was definitely It was definitely something I I

Probably wouldn't do again like he's he's a he's a fucking stud and I remember that he's a very big dick, too Do you remember it from that? I remember that for that, yeah. Well, he was like, you know, he's totally jacked. Very like positive, you know, what's it called, you know, train or type, like motivating. Oh, very motivating. And the funny thing is this guy,

I talked about this guy recently. I remember the time where I just told somebody about this, where we were hanging out after a session, and I was like, what's up? Like a tell he was like, he's like, I'm just, you know, fucking fat. And I go, what? What?

He goes, no, I feel fat. And I go, what are you talking about? He goes, well, that's just how I feel. I'm just not happy with how I am right now. I'm like, Chris, do you think this about yourself? And he was like, yeah, he was, I'm not happy with where I am right now. And he looked, you know, fucking whatever. There's two gay dudes I met where I,

where every time I went That's a loss for women Hey, I mean, that's a loss for I mean that's it. That's I mean, I guess that's not that's him today Wait, that's not him. That's him. That's him. Yeah, that's him Still him he's his I will say this his running workouts were fucking amazing. I'm certain that's okay We guys aged we did this. I know I just didn't. I'm certain that's okay. We guys aged. We did this. I know I just didn't I haven't seen him in a while so yeah that that his running workouts were fucking at him. Yeah. Yeah. Same guy. Yeah. Fucking ripped. Yeah. No, he was and he was he was a great trainer. Um I wanted to do a podcast with him. I

Wanted to do a podcast. I'm gonna do this. I think we went to what's the famous bar with him? The what's the most famous West Hollywood gay bar? Oh I know Abby went to the Abby we had a fucking blast. We got hammered and then the end of the night you remember what he did What you guys want pizza? Oh yeah. And we were fucked, we fucked up pizza. Yeah, we did. He is in such phenomenal shape.

Yeah, he's a cool dude. And, um, yeah, it's a way. I'm gonna do this. So you touched Dix. We touched Dix and I remember, I remember I couldn't stop thinking about it, the whole class. Sure.

The whole class, I was like, his dick just owned my dick. Like it went head to head and then back and forth, like, Blum Blum, like, we just gave each other a hug and then he was like, oh, that's such dick. And then we did. And then he was like, I don't know if this is the thing Gaydudes do, but he definitely,

one of the- By the way, I'm sure it's something that Gaydudes do. I'm sure they do that. You know, a friend of ours, one time told me, and I can't tell you who it is. Just whisper it. You'll know who it is. It was like, hey, do you like,

I know who it is already. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He's like what kind of porn do you like I know who it is already? Yeah, yeah, and I go and this was like years ago I Go yeah, no, I just kind of watch regular stuff He goes I think it's hot, you know to reach down there and he goes, you know kind of jerk jerk a guy off and I go, what? And he goes, you've never done that? And I go, no. And he goes, really?

I go, that's not a fucking standard thing that most of your straight friends have done. He's like, oh yeah, he goes, I think it's hot. I go, okay, cool man. And then he would send me fucking links. Like I just told him, I'm not into this. He'd be like, check this out. And I'd see the title and I'm like, I'm good.

And then later he'd go, did you watch that clip? I sent you and I go, no, because I told you that I don't like it. What's good, I'm lactose intolerant, it's not putting milk in the gum. He's like, all right, it's hot though. He, what, not that guy. Here's the thing I wonder.

So like, I feel like, I feel like a bunch of things have happened in this society that I think children, I think young ladies, their view. Leanne took Georgia to college and there was a orientation and there was a deep seminar, which I think is very important. They said that this thing, one and four women get raped, which seem pretty aggressive. That is crazy. which I think is very important. They said that this thing, you have, so you knew people that read people?

Well, what happened was, I went to a really small school. Really? Yeah, it was like, in like North Carolina. Yeah, it was like the size of a high school. So you really, school's that small,

and you're also, you're freshmen, you're on your own for the first time. You really get to know, you know, we were in the freshman dorms. You really get to know your hall. I mean, very well, right?

Like you're a way for the first time. You know, everyone's personality, you know, this guy, I mean, I know this dude was bullying his roommate like mercilessly. Yeah. Then we had these football players here. I had this one roommate, whatever. I know, you know, all the way on down.

And there was this dude at the end of the hall that he was kind of eccentric for, you know, I think for a lot of Carolina kids, a lot of these kids were like small town North Carolina people. This was like, this was like a carbon bagger. This was like going to New York for some of them, you know, and you're still in a very small town. And this kid had like, you know,

earpeered like he'd have a nose ring. He was eccentric to a lot of them. They were small town carolina kids. And he dies hair, you know, like. Which is crazy. I mean, back then. Yeah, this is like 90s out. And like he's so like, you know, he had dark hair,

diet, blonde, people, you know, they were like, he stood out like in that way for this whole. You say weird shit, but like, you know, we're all freshmen or dudes. No one's gonna be like, you know, what'd you say? Like he would say weird shit. And one time we were hanging out on like a Friday night and somebody come, like we're hanging out,

you know, doors are open. We're walking into each other's rooms and somebody's like yo Actually forget his name, but they're like Hey, he's down there with like a Like a teenager like a young teenager in his room somebody had seen him go in there and like four or five of us were just like nah

Like we can't let that slide And like four or five of us were just like nah, like we can't let that slide. Really? So we all walked down there, opened his door. And this is back when like, that was not like, I mean, I remember when I was a kid, there were 24 year old dudes that dated high school girl. Yeah, yeah, and we walked in and he was like, what's up guys?

And we were like, this didn't happen. And he was like, guys? And we were like, this didn't happen. And he was like, what? And we're like, this isn't happening. Is he a big guy? I picked him, I picked him, like, six, three. No, he wasn't a big dude. He was probably, but he was like, healthy, athletic, but you know, he was a few inches shorter than me.

Okay. Slender, but like, you know, like healthy. He's five, four, five, six, you know what I mean. Now he was like healthy. Five, four, five, six, you know. Now he was probably like five, nine, you know, 165. Like healthy, healthy, normal build. And what was the chick like? Was the chick like? She was like 14, maybe 15. And he's a freshman in college. She's probably freshman in high school.

And you know, she was a little, like, she was the girl who was hanging out in a college dorm. Yeah. And we were like, you're not hanging out here. And he was like, what are you guys doing? And we're like, not happening to, really? Yeah.

And we're like, you got it. And then he tried to get up to leave with him. We were like, no, no, no. You're staying here. Like she's getting out of here. Shut the fuck up. Because we were like, we were like, how are we gonna fucking,

and then he was iced out after that. He was gone after not much longer after that. See, I must have been oblivious to it. Or I had a girlfriend. I had a girlfriend, I had a girlfriend, almost all of college. So I, I mostly hang out with her. I like Chuck, Chuck was there too.

For real? It's a big dude. It's a big dude. Yeah, big Chuck was. That's a big dude. And he was a freshman detackle. He was like 65 to 75. Was he ever muscular? Yeah, he was like when he was playing then, he was pretty.

I didn't mean that bad Chuck. I know you can hear that and go. I'm still a little muscular. Yeah, no, he's a big fuck. I think when I think of him, I think of smoking weed. Like I think of smoking weed. We also may have walked in there with, I don't remember if Sam was on our big Sam,

he was a six, seven, three, 30, like the offense attack on him. So we just walked in there, we were just like, you're not doing this, dude. Yeah, wow. Yeah, that kid knew he was gonna get. Yeah, I must have been oblivious to what was happening in college, I never knew anyone,

I mean, I never knew a dude who even told a sketchy story. Like I heard stories of like, and you went to a deep-party school? Yeah. Like where there had to have been assaults. I know more stories about dudes being gay in our college in our fraternity. Yeah.

When X, because XC, XC came out. What was the word? XC. XC. XC. XC came out. And I remember there was a few stories of like dudes kind of hooking up.

Yeah. I knew more of those that I never heard. I never heard one like, I guess people don't brag about about r- but I never heard, I never heard one. I never heard one, like, I guess people don't brag about r- but I never heard, I never heard one. I never heard one. I literally never heard. No, no, no, of course, I never heard somebody brag about that either.

I guess that's maybe that's the whole stigma that people don't talk about it. And maybe that's why I'm sitting here going, well, I never heard about it. You're like, well, that's why we're talking about it now. So people have the right to stand up. The thing too that, you know, all the stats. point to is that it's like 90% of the time, it's like someone that they're girls familiar with.

Really? Yeah, it's not jump out of the bushes, which is like what people... Old school. Old school. Yeah, no, it's like... It's someone that they're comfortable with, you know, who's like, come on, you know. That's crazy. I know, that's crazy. I mean, that's crazy. I mean, whatever. I want my daughter to be safe. I would be, I guess you have a suggestion, Halston.

Halston was a dumb with this conversation. Okay. Go ahead. And two hands. I two ends. I'm going to buy a valve. There's an I, eh? No way. Three G. Oh, wait. Wait This guy better not

Cool, I'm gonna be watching that. Okay. All right. That was a good pivot from the from the racial, potentially racial. Do you have any hate crimes you want to show us often? Maybe a bad heading video? Oh my God.

What? I thought, you know how we do the YMH lives and they have the heavy segments? Yeah, you've not shown up ahead yet. No, so are you going to? Well, so the last one of the last things I we always try to up it, but I always go like let's stay away from like torture, like torture and murder and stuff. So I saw a guy, you know, we played a guy shoving his scissors in his dick and it was just like blood pouring out of it. And then, you know, this guy drilling a, like a drill through his finger, but I was like, I wonder if like it'd be, what it would be like to show like,

so maybe some cartel stuff, you know? I found it and I literally felt my soul, like leave my body. I couldn't, I, there was it. Skinning someone alive. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's one line. Yeah.

Where do you go to find these? Just YouTube. No. You're in the dark web. Wait, how do you? Why do you? Because I just thought I was like, oh, we'll find like something that'll push. But does it like make you like, I don't understand what is it? What is it? Like, like, I can't watch scary movies. No, I can't watch what I just described to you. I couldn't watch it. But you can watch heavy segments and I cannot.

I've, some of them. Some of them I turn away. I've dry heaves and fucking thrown up watching some of them too. The whole fun of a heavy segment is watching it with a group and it's the same way people record themselves and they send in the, like they have viewing parties.

It's because you're collectively being like, oh my God. So it's the reaction. So that's what it's like in the studio when we do them. It's just like you fucking freak out. That's the fun of it. But but you also like you hit certain things enough. So you're like, all right, we've done scat stuff or we've done, you know, yeah. So like there was a lot of sounding like this person stepping with her to let it heal through and there's so much blood so everybody cringes but that cartel stuff oh my god there's one that I saw the thumbnail and I was like we can't do this I can't I can't it was just they had tortured a guy and they let a pit bull

like eat him while he was still alive. Why? Like I just don't get it. Cause they're not nice. No, no, no, I'm not asking why I'm saying why do you even find this? No, cause I thought maybe we would go down that way. I've still never seen two girls one cup.

You've never seen it? There's certain things I just can't, you can't unsee, and I know that, and then you have that vision for the rest of your life. You get to know that that thing exists. You don't wanna see it? I don't wanna see that. I don't wanna see the do that breaks the jar in his ass. I don't wanna see it.

That's one guy I want. Fucked, I don't wanna see that guy that gets fucked to death by a horse. Mr. Hands. I don't wanna see any of that stuff. I gotta see it. No, no, I don't, I don't, to see any of that stuff. You got to see it. No, no, I don't. I don't like, I can't watch Game of Thrones because there's too much definite.

What? I was watching with the girls and I was like, I don't think I realized how much depth it's in this. I think you're making a good choice. That stuff, once you see it, like I saw thumbnails. I didn't see the videos I'm describing to you. I saw the thumbnail. Really? it was like

Yeah, I was like, oh man. Did you know did push like this before you met her? Fuck no, she doesn't like any of that but like but she watches it. No, no not the stuff I just said she you mean the heavy stuff. Yeah, the heavy stuff. She has the same thing where she can't there's some things that she Can't like you know, she has a vomit phobia So sometimes that they'll they'll pull The throw in a vomit clip in there just for it to upset her because it'll be She's like a legit vomit phobia. There's a lot of shit. I don't like yeah, there's I have I have Three lists. Should I don't like? Yeah, should I don't care about it? Should I love?

Right, so what's fill up your lists? I don't care about, should I love. Right. So what's fill up your list? Shit you love, what shit you love? Like you like an Asian dude getting kneecap by a car. Like that, you love that, you love that, I know you love that. I do love that.

Yeah, like I do not. Well, I like to see, I like screaming. I like when somebody screams or wails and mones or cries. I can't watch, I can't watch people wiping out on skateboards. Like I can't watch people hurting themselves. I can watch that. But I hear, there's new wants to it. It's not just what people go like.

You love seeing people get hurt. I like, like, seeing a wipe out of some kind, but I don't want to see Gore. In other words, if the leg pokes, you know, as a compound fracture, I don't like it. Gore. In other words, if the leg pokes, you know, as a compound fracture, I don't like it. I like what about a girl in the, like the Asian face, the Asian clip in the garage.

Play that. I don't think I've ever watched, like I've seen that clip. Here's why it's a perfect example though. You don't see any damage. It's all like, I mean, it's implied that the guy's hurt and his scream makes me laugh. And the whole way... Well, I like, I gotta be honest with you. I'd like the guy getting pulled off the mountain with his purse.

Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty much it. It's not way to watch this. This is the best part actually. It finally pulls up. Check this through that. And it's pretty, right? No way, watch this. This is the best part actually. So it finally pulls up. Check this through that. Look at that concern.

Look, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. And then, oh, that one stops there. Then he comes back He comes back and he checks on the car he goes like I got fucked up wait, I want to see you fat laughing at it. Oh You believe you looked like that. No, sometimes Wait, how much do you weigh right there? 255.

No, not even remotely. Yeah. No. What do you mean no? You think you weigh 255 right there? 260? Did you ever use to weigh yourself then? Yeah. What was the heaviest you ever was the happiest you ever were ever ever ever?

Yeah, the frie have is I ever saw on a scale. Oh look at push She looks totally different to yeah, it's a number of years ago. No, she She looks totally different Yeah, you guys are my kids the fact kid Yeah, you guys are my kids the fact kid To you ever were and I remember where I was so here's I remember I just told the story to somebody who was I just with the other day who said oh, I was with Matt matrione. Yeah, and he goes what's the fastest you ever been I said 265 so there's 270. I went no, and goes, you were 270, you just didn't weigh in that tan. I went, okay, you might be right.

Yeah, that's funny. So here's exactly how it was. I was 245, which I am right now. And I remember being like, okay, I'm okay at this weight. Like, I mean, I'm accepting it. And so when I would see, I would see 250 on a scale. If someone was like, what do you weigh, I would go 245. Yeah.

And then I would go like, I don't really need to, I don't really need to do anything because I'm five pounds from the weight that I'm supposed to be at. Then I saw it hit 255. And I go, that's still like 10 pounds. That's not that crazy. Yeah.

Then I saw it hit 260. And I was like, it's a little further from 245. That's 15 pounds. Yeah. Then I saw it hit 263, I remember that. And the heaviest I ever saw where I was like, I got to do something was 268. And it was at the house we were renting after... Oh, okay, yeah, after oh okay yeah after we left Redondo yeah I had the skill I remember I was over by the yeah yeah so we were I was in the master bathroom

and I got on the scale it was 2016 I had done I just done this tour and I saw 268 and I go, that's really far from 245. And the same day, I got to know I don't really know. Like, I mean, I know them, but I'm saying it's not like a close friend. I had never heard of this, sends me this thing about the keto diet. He was, have you heard about this? I'm thinking of trying this. Like you just, you know, fat, it's like you know.

And I was like, I remember that day, I was like, I gotta try this. And you started doing keto then? I started doing the keto then. How did you lose this weight? Like you look, you're, you look, I saw you shirtless. You look phenomenal. Oh thanks, thanks buddy.

Honestly, it is really just consistency. With diet. It dude, you know what? No, consistency with everything. So yeah With diet. Dude, you know what? No, consistency with everything. So, yeah, diet, I, you know, I'm pretty strict. I'm not like- No booze, no booze is excessive. I'm right now on 245.

I was 265 as my heaviest. Yeah. And I think I was floating in the 250s for a very long time. 257. Yeah, that's how it. But when I stopped drinking for like eight days, but once I stopped drinking, I might drink at Lansport Day, but but when I stopped I've only I've only switched up drinking for like eight days, but once I stopped drinking I might drink at Lansport Day, but whatever. We don't count that. Kila and so but the second I do that it starts coming off, but I have to work out every morning. Yeah, I have to kind of eat

Clean throughout the day. I'll have like a cheat like I had a cookie yesterday But like I'll be cheap, but if I also don't drink I sleep my recovery is through the fucking roof. Yeah, so wait, so you didn't keto that was back then Now I'm not doing now you're just doing what I try to do. I gotta I gotta I gotta I gotta Schedule a appointment to get my blood work done get Get my testosterone checked. Everything top to bottom. Good. Friday. Friday, and Leon and I are both doing it. We've got a friend. L.A. is kind of, or California is kind of weird with the laws, you know, about by the way, I hope, I hope that what's our buddy's name over ways to wellness. Brigham. Brigham. I hope Brigham hears this, and it's like, yo, yo, yo, yo, send me that fucking blood work. I'll take care of you. Brigham, shout out to Brigham.

Yeah, he's the fucking best, dude. I've done stelm cells over there. Ways to wellness is the thing that convinced me, but I'm not in Austin enough, and I don't live in Texas to get the ways to wellness. They're the gangster. Ways to well. Ways to well.

I'm doing a thing through, I forget the name of the company, but I don't, you know, whatever. Yeah, Brigham is off. Brigham's a badass, and he's the one that convinced me to start leaning towards this. So I brought it to Leanne. Yeah.

And I know you and Joe are the ones that introduced me to it. Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, I got referred by Joe, and I took you there to get stem cells. Stem cells, and I fucking loved it. I got my mom's stem cells. She loved it. I did interview this stem cells with Joe. I loved it.

And then, and then I was terrified to get blood work, started getting blood work and I was like, oh, I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do my cardiologist every six months and then this every six months and overlap them so that I'm getting blood work every three months to stay consistent. And I'm going to see L.A. is weird when it comes to testosterone, I don't know,

but they can give you a pill in your ass, it's very minimal or a cream to rub on.A. is weird when it comes to testosterone. I don't know, but they can give you a pill in your ass. It's very minimal or a cream to rub on your chest. I don't know if it increases your testosterone. My testosterone was extremely low, but regardless, I want to check all the stuff. And then because they can boost all your levels on everything and just keep you healthy. I was thinking, I've been mean to tell you that. That's really good. I do it for you. I think I'm glad you're doing it. I think the whole thing you already know is that the consistency of it all.

And like for you, I think like a lot of people when you're home, it's easier to be consistent, when you're on the road. So hard. Of course. I'm bringing my training with me. That helped me a lot. I bring Sean Nick's on the road with me.

And the great thing is that he's a, you have a living example with you. Yeah. So would I still work out without Sean? Yes. Like, you know, he's not here. I worked out yesterday and I worked out that. When do you leave tomorrow?

I leave tomorrow. What time? Early. I should have had you work out with me this morning. Yeah, I should have done that if I worked out at seven There's no reason for you to come here that early. That's pretty early to come but but the thing is you're seeing somebody This is a great thing about the is like it's like you know when you're on tour together. Usually it's like you see somebody Whoever you're with is like I'm going to eat you're like all right, and then you're seeing what they're eating You're like all right like that's what this healthy

You know trainer eats. I'll have that. Then he's like, what time are we working out? It's like, it's a everyday thing. Yeah. So you're just like, all right, I'll see you at one. Let's work out at one. And then you leave there and it's like, let's make protein shakes on the bus. And then-

Oh, so my trainer trained, I'm going to write his name down because I can't say that loud. Okay. I think I'm gonna told you this already. Okay. Oh, shit. Yeah, that's that's that was her. She was his personal trainer through all his, all his big movies. Yeah. And, and she, uh... Any good stories? Well, it's not no good stories, no gossip, but the way he runs his life.

So I started doing little things he does. Really? Yeah. It's just time management. Yeah. Well, that's how many of you does a lot. Yeah, he does a lot. And it's time management, the way he runs

is things time management. So she said to me, I said said I want to bring you on tour I want to see what it's like because I would like to bring you on tour up until my special But I also know that it's I'm taking you out of your life So but so we're gonna do the run. I'm doing British Columbia. I'm doing Vancouver or Victoria Vancouver Then Red Rocks and then we're on the Lafayette. I said let's do that. Let's just do that little run of Canada and Red Rocks. And we'll work out every day.

It's gonna be five days in a row. We'll work out every day. And she said, do you want that? And she gave his initials. Do you want the blank blank program? And so what's that? And she goes, it's full. I mean, I'm top to bottom.

I can do top to bottom. And I can do that program for you. And I went, yeah, fuck yeah. She said, great. And she's like, we're starting with supplements in the morning. We're starting with meals. I will pick your meals. I will do that program for you and I went, yeah, fuck yeah. She said great. She's like, we're starting with supplements in the morning. We're starting with meals. I will pick your meals. I will do every, and it's all of it's off your plate.

I'll all of it's off your plate and we'll just take care of it. The night, if you want a party, you can party, but it's gonna be tequila. It's gonna be nothing else. No bottles of wine at the end of the night. It's gonna be a few glasses of tequila, but you're on his program. Dude, I went off this air. I'm gonna tell you stories about what he does about what how he operates. Yeah

It is clockwork that man's life is and There's no way you can get done what he gets done if you possibly loose about shit. Well, it's funny. It's funny I'm trying to speak in. I don't think he would ever be upset about what I'm sharing, but I, but, and we haven't said his name. So, but, but, uh, so hypothetically say this guy was into soccer. He's not.

He's in his other sports. So I'm not going to say sport so that you never forget. He was in a soccer. He goes into the gym and there's music playing. There's soccer on three screens. Free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free, free And then as I work out, I watch my food shows, and then I'm done. Like, this is cake, is this cake? That's very funny. Is this cake on but on mute?

I noticed without making that plan, that when I work out in a gym during the football season, and football is on the screens, I'm much more intense. And you enjoy being in there. Yeah, and forward to being in there. Yeah, I'm forward to being in there And you start like you run harder you push harder like it's a it's a good background thing I get that we just started running again recently. I love running. I love I hate rowing We're buying a rower for the bus to take with us. Yeah, but um, but yeah, so we're gonna be doing all my workouts

I'm gonna see what it's like that first week. I'm doing a workout with Nathan Florence and Hawaii. He does these, I mean, almost like if a sociopathic crossfit workout, like he did one, type in Nathan Florence, go to full day of training, type that. I think I showed this to you, but this is scroll forward. Scroll forward, they do a jog up front, scroll forward. There's cats, I've already watched this. This is what we're doing. Go back, go back.

So they do, there you go, right there. You're doing this? I'm doing this in this exact field with Nathan Florence. They do these, they do these. And they each each go, all right, we're gonna do, they do this for an hour. They're like, we're gonna do a 100 meter, 100 yard, or carry.

And then we're gonna do sumo squats or whatever at the end and then we're gonna do 20 burpees. And we're gonna do it until you do a hundred. Like they just do a, cause they're working out to survive in the ocean. Yeah. So he's like, hey, do you wanna do a same cross-work fit workout when you're in Hawaii?

And I was like, fuck yeah, and he goes, we'll go drink beers afterwards. I was like, done son. So like these guys, it's funny man. Like look at that. I have a really hard time doing that exact workout. That one. That bent, when I have those over my hands.

It's a lot of pressure. I can't do it because I almost like lose my balance. Yeah. Is that him? No, that's Nathan's the one that looks like almost like him. Like a sloppy fun workout. Like he's almost like giggling the whole time. That's him.

Yeah, that's him. That dude's a fucking beast right there. Dude, Nathan Florence's whoop workouts when he serves, it is fucking red line the whole time. And he burns like 3,000 calories in a surf session. What are we doing? Surfers are in. For sober October.

Surfers are in grade. What are we doing? For sober October. Are we doing it? Are we doing it? I don't know. We got to pull the trigger because I can't go willy nilly up until the day of.

We need stakes. We need stakes. We need commitments. You know, Joe's doing it, right? He's in. I don't know. Joe's in. He's gone back and forth about this in the past where he's like, we're doing

sober October and then, you know, it'll be a few weeks before and it's like, hey, so he's the fuck out of here. I'm going, you know, he'll like, he'll change depending on his plans or his mood. So I haven't heard something. I know he suggested it and was like, yeah, I'm into that. But I haven't, I don't have like confirmation that he wants to do it. And then, and by the way, are cigarettes off the book for sober October? Sure. For everyone?

Cigars. Oh, okay. Are we sober, sober? I don't know. I mean, maybe we should start up nicotine. Good idea. Dip, which is our dip in? I would love to.

Buffalo. Can't blow flow. What is it, buffalo trace? No, buffalo's our what's our dip sponsor black buffalo? Yeah, good god. I would by the way that I would love that I think it's when I threw in one of my first dips was after hearing that song too. Fuck yeah, I was like But beach nut in my I fucking yeah, okay What if I'm this what if me and you just do so Rocktober if Joe and R. You don't want? Okay, do we have stakes?

We have to. But our stakes, see, here's the problem, our stakes always pay out. What do you mean? Like, we always pay out our stakes. Like, that's the problem is that with the four of us, it's like, it's a little lopsided. Oh, I gotta bring this up, something else up to you too.

What? Your birthday. Yeah. So, here's what I was gonna tell you to you too. What? Your birthday. Yeah. So, here's what I was gonna tell you. All right. Just don't do it. Well, because I'm terrified of that your birthday. It's in April.

I know. Well, here's what I was gonna say. What? There's a, you know, I don't have any time like to meet up. I was gonna try to do something like an experience as opposed to a thing. Yeah. But our schedule is gonna allowed for the experience.

So it's like, I would have to get you stuff, like another thing. Just give me $100,000. Jesus. Just pay for me to make a TV show. I don't know if I want to find whatever. I'm fucking, I'm done. I'm so tapped out.

I'm getting anxiety about my birthday because of you. But so can we just have an honest dialogue about this for a second? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are we continuing this? I have to figure out a thing to get you if it is continuing. Like, I wanted to do an experience.

That's all I wanted to tell you. I wanted to do an experience. The schedule just doesn't allow for it to happen. Yeah, I'm gone. So it's like buying you a, like I said, a thing, you know, that it has to be a significant purchase, which I'm not complaining about. Like you got me a fucking. I know. It's funny. You make. I know. I know it's money you make. I know I know that's not a problem It's as I'm just saying like are we We should have this honest conversation is started with my birthday It started with getting you an e-bike that you said is rad should we should we just start

Should we just what if we just started going back down in prices? This could be a thing maybe to be like It's kind of ridiculous. It's got no, I think it's a little out of touch. It is. I wouldn't you say to people, when I say to people, I bought them a race car, but I was like, huh, I know. And so like, maybe we have to revamp the birthdays because this has gotten to a place where I'm getting anxiety for you. And you know, Liam, go up. Got really worked up because it's my 50th. Yeah, and she was like and she got me

I know I know she got me this shows that know that I know this. Oh, just to get you like a cool backpack Really yeah, that's pretty fucking cool. Yeah, and she spent and you know this she spent I Think fuck yeah, this is not very Liam. I know Pretty fun, cool. Yeah, and she spent. And you know this? She spent, I think. Fuck. Yeah. This is not very Leanne. I know. Well, I think, I think it's brand new. How did you, how did you put it together?

Uh, who's our lady in? Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, I don't want to say your name. By the way, she sent me a very sweet email. We were very kind woman in Vegas. Yeah. I'll give her a shout out. I give her a shout out on Whitney's podcast

and she hit me up. She's like, that was very sweet of you. I'm out with, you know, who she's with right now. I once again, I know she's private. So I'm not saying her name, sorry. She's with with Patique Felip right now. Patek. What is same thing?ame. And so she-

What do you mean with the company? With them in fucking Switzerland. Oh, okay. Right now she's like, oh, I'm- I wish- tell me know if you're going to be in Vegas. I'm out in Switzerland with Patek Philippe. And that was very kind of you to say she's awesome. I think she's fucking awesome.

So cool when you meet someone like that who is passionate about their work and then you're passionate about that shit and then you meet up and then and we talked about her on the We talked me Whitney and I talked about her, but um, yeah, how did you find out? I don't know how did I find well? How did I get on to her conversation because I asked you how did you find out? I don't know the thing is it's sexy you find out I wish you would open because I was like oh I was like I'm going to Vegas in the end of the month end end of October, September. And I was like, I'm going to go, I'm going to go hit up. Yeah. And see what they have. And then I was like, what are you getting? And I was like, why know what I want? She's like, what don't just get something. Just, I mean, you should talk to

us before you get something. And I was like, and so then I hit up. I started doing a little research. By the way, if she did not get that for me, I will have a temper tantrum on my 50th birthday. A fucking temper tantrum. Yeah. Cause I put that on a request list too. You did? Yeah.

To our lady? Yeah, really? Of course. What should I get if I go there and I want to, I kind of want what you have now. That's a beautiful watch. It's pretty great. Catch right on.

Sure. Why is, what is it, it's the only piece of a Jorium Ann gets as a watch. Well, it's just like, I don't know. They're fine. I love the band. I love the band. And it's almost like, it's got like a little bounce here.

Yeah, it's like a, you know, a sportier kind of band. Yeah. I might risk or so much bigger. Yeah. I might comment, risk this bigger. Yeah. It's a good looking fun. It's a sporty looking watch, too Yeah, I like that a lot. How do you know what you like? I always say that to you? You do say that So what give me a list of shit that you don't care about what do you mean? Like what's something you like that you hear people bring up on a podcast?

You're like I don't really go about that like that. I remember listening to Joe and Tim Dillon talk about California politics, and I was like, ah, and I live in California. Yeah, that's kind of funny, you do live here. I live here and I was in the two dudes in Texas, talk about what are problem with homeless people are,

and I just was like, don't care. Don't care, not in my backyard. What do I not give a shit? I don't care about women's volleyball. I take that back. I actually, I mean, I remember staying down in La Jolla doing the comedy store and at the very end of that boardwalk, there's a women's volleyball courts. And it's pretty fucking awesome. I remember. Pull up women's volleyball outfits. Here's the thing. You think it's pretty fucking awesome. Oh my god. I'm gonna pull up women's volleyball outfits. Here's the thing, you think it's about the beach, right? Like the beach volleyball player.

Yeah. And then you go and see like the, you know, the college and Olympic, those with the short, short ones. Beach volleyball is the set. By the way, I do care about volleyball. volleyball is fun as fun. They have the greatest asses and they have, they have the best.

Oh, go to the middle one. They're like six one and they have these like, oh my god, look at that body. Yeah, their bodies are unbelievable. They're unreal. Okay, I'm back in. I like women's volleyball. I'm so sorry I said that.

I don't really care about curling. I have done curling. I don't give a shit about curling for sure. It's interesting that, like I don't really care about curling, I don't have done curling. I don't give a shit about curling for sure. It's interesting that, like, I don't care about soccer. I think that my only interest in soccer, I learned this, is that I can get into any sport when it's really high stakes. So for whatever reason, when the World Cup comes on, I get a little primed up for it too.

Really? When's World Cup this year? It's World Cup's on every year. It's every four years. When's World Cup? When's the next World Cup? I could get into World Cup's not every year. It's every four years. When's World Cup? When's the next World Cup? I could get into World Cup. It's exciting. It's exciting because the stakes are high and that you're watching the best players.

Sunday, November 20th? Oh, it's this year. All right, I'm getting into World Cup. I'm getting into World Cup. Where is it gonna be this year? Let's go to World Cup. Where is it gonna be this year? Let's go to the World Cup, Tom. Where will the World Cup be? Look, that link maybe.

Is it all over the world? No. That's the World Cup? No. It's gonna be in guitar. Okay. Oh, hard pass. All right.

I don't think you can drink there. What boring fucking, so you just go into what's soccer? Type can you drink beer in guitar? I would like to go to guitar to go to the World Cup. Do I have any time off in November? I don't. I'm not even a special. And you're shooting a special.

Oh, you definitely, we definitely can't do two bears that first week I thought we do do bears November first. I think I'm in Lubbock, Texas And then I was gonna just go right to you. I'll be I'll be home for part of this Yeah, but you don't want to fucking deal with two bears the week of hold on hold on hold on oh shit Me I could do November first Maybe yeah, I'm gonna be fun I could do that So for the birthdays, I think we need to revamp this thing. How about this?

How about what? Just as an idea. Okay. Thoughtful, thought something I think you would enjoy. Under a bright point. We bring it down to earth. Bring it back down to earth. So that I think it's cool if we go thoughtful, price point,

and make it something accessible that other people go, oh, that is badass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like when like how it started with the e-bike. Yeah. Yeah. It was my fault. I got too excited. You know, I had money for the first time. I got jet ski. Yeah, yeah. And then we just it's just started. It's just got out of control. I know. And I think I think I'm going to get into aviation. So it's a good thing that we're, yeah. Oh my God. I'm gonna take the lessons in. We gotta race that fucking race car.

I know. I haven't even been in Austin. And they told me they're like, well, you get done your tour kind of in like April, right? I can, I'm gonna take it to the track as soon as I, I'm gonna have a chance. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna definitely try to just, wouldn't it be cool to just have a life

where you lived in a city and lived there and you're just with there and you need people there and you'd be like drive through your neighborhood and be like, what's up, Bill? Yeah, they're like, hey Tom, you grilled out this weekend? You like, you know I, we kind of have that. You do? I don't.

Really? I do not. I had two months here and people would go, like, hey man, I like the house. I'd be like, yeah, me too. Yeah. Yeah, you should, like, and I go, I don't live here.

I live here as much as you do. Yeah. And then I go out, I'm gone. I got, I'm gone. I'm telling someone, but I don't, I don't look at it as bad. Like I go, I go on the road until,'m sure I've announced the last cup I now. And if I have it, I'm so sorry.

I just, like I go from this date, starting to Alaska in December. And I am fucking out. And I love it. Like I come home a little bit every now and then, you know, like I go to Georgia's parents weekend. And so like I'm, but I love it. And then dude, I literally, I have to be, we just had a conversation about this.

I have to be hyper aware of everyone else's lives. Yeah, because I push, I don't, it doesn't register to me. Like to go to Europe for a month, does not register to me. I go, fuck, I get excited I go fuck yeah, yeah Fuck let's go on tour and fucking Europe like I get excited for that shit fully loaded I go like I'm certain there are people that I just got a text from someone who I know I Know who's bought backing out of a date

I know who's backing out of a date. Oh, and so, but like some people get overwhelmed by work, you know, like they go like, like they go, I just like, I had a couple of times on fully loaded people that said, I gotta go home, I can't, I can't do this. And I'm, I don't, I understand that. I understand that. I don't want to camp when I was a kid and I was like, this is too much for me. But when it comes to work, I am gone. Same, dude. I fucking love it. Yeah. it comes to work, I am gone. Same dude.

I fucking love it. Yeah. I have a bunch of shit we never even talked about. Great. I haven't even talked to you guys. Coming up on the next episode, I explained to Tom how I learned that history is not dinosaurs, then Jesus, then everything else.

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