2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer - Hide Your Moms w/ Yung Gravy | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Episode Date: August 26, 2024

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100% Brand new podcast two bears one cave Tom is indispensable. However, however We have another disabled person to fill in his shoes My buddy young gravy new albums out right now serving country. It's fucking phenomenal Shania Twain Brantley Gilbert Zach Brown Zach Brown. I I mean it's pretty fucking epic. Juicy J. Juicy J. Nice combination of people.

It's fucking awesome. Let's get right into it. I listened to this new album. We were listening to it in the gym the last couple days. And I was like, you got, you're like Barry White. Thank you. You got like, your voice is like, I mean just so fucking soothing. It's really, like honestly, if I didn't know you,

I would listen to it and have sex. But if I know you and I feel like it would be a threesome. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I got some male porn star friends and I had to switch off the video when they show up. Really? Sometimes I'll be watching a video like halfway there

and then it'll zoom out and it's my homie's face and I'm like, oh man, Spencer, come on, come on. Wait, who's Spencer? We talked about this guy on the last time I think. He's just a well-known porn star. He's a homie, shout out to Spencer. Yeah, I gotta watch some of his stuff. I can't watch Kristy Mac anymore. The guys I became friends with are there. Okay.'t watch I can't watch Kristi Mac anymore because I came friends with her

Okay, and so I can't Kristi Mac. Okay, Kristi Mac's like yeah I remember we talked a little bit about the porn stars and you you mentioned one very specific that I was close with yeah Yeah, yeah You've been close with a lot of my favorite porn stars Yeah, do you get anxiety? What's more nerve wracking, going up and doing a collab with Shania Twain or fucking a porn star? Oh man, I don't think either.

I mean, the earlier era of fucking with porn stars was definitely nerve wracking. And then you come to realize that what they want is they don't want what they get at work, they want. I can do that. I can definitely give them what they don't get at work, they want. I can do that. They can. I can definitely give them what they don't get at work. They want it more passionate and they're just chill.

Oh, for real? All of them pretty much just come over and they smoke weed and then we just get straight to business and then chill for like 30 minutes and then they're out. Really? That's kind of the recipe. What's the conversation with the porn star like after sex? Like do they talk about like, man, this Trump is really...

I mean, they do often compliment, you know what I'm saying? And I think that they maybe have it kind of built in, that they need to compliment guys that are in porn. Oh, that's such a porn star move. Bring in summer shandies. Have you ever had a summer shandy? By the way, I know I just interrupted you to have a drink, but I think it's worth it.

These are summer shandies. This is with our vodka poro sauce, but Leanne got me drunk on these last night. It's four beers, a cup of vodka, like two, three, four tablespoons of simple syrup and four limes. And it doesn't taste like a beer. It looks like lemons. That's lemons. Those are lemons. Those are definitely lemons. Those are definitely lemons. Cheers, brother. We're going to talk about your hand in a second,

but I want to get to porn stars. So they're very complimentary of your sex. They're like, that was. Yeah. I usually kind of prepare myself, make sure that I'm going to be on point. Oh, do you jerk off first? Don't exercise that day.

Yeah, jerk off. Maybe get a little hymns or something going on, you know what I'm saying? Oh wow, whoa, ah it stinks, I'm never gonna have sex with a porn star. Why? Because Leanne, I mean, like I said to Leanne, I said to Leanne. It took me a second there, yeah. The thing is, is they live very normal lives and they wanna fuck at like 2pm on Tuesday

or something. Really? Yeah, they don't stay up late. That's the experience that I've really had is I'll hit them up at 10 o'clock, about to head home from a party and that's when most people shoot out the thirsty messages and they're like, yo, I'm in bed right now. I'm waking up at six.

They were texting me as a booty call, it's before 5 p.m. Yeah. Really? Yeah, which luckily as a rapper, I sometimes get those opportunities, but. Do you think you'd be this guy if you weren't a musician? This guy. Like there's a part of you that like,

you have a swagger about you, like I ran into you at the Concert and you I mean you you you show up from like from like 50 feet away I mean people see you you have a swagger about you But like but like you live a fucking fun wild life that is greenlit I can't to live a wild crazy life because it's greenlit by the fact that I'm a comedian. Everything's funny. I'm making money Everyone's like that's a good time. No one's gonna tell me to quit drinking I just want some vodka.

But do you think that if you were still the guy and never found music, do you think you'd be, do you think there's like in a parallel universe, you'd be just some dad going to weekend baseball tournaments? I don't think, I think I'd be in a similar, I'd find another route to make my own, create my own, something brand new. I was working with startup companies before I started the rap shit and I was planning to just

make my own startup or run an accelerator for them. So I feel like I would have thought of something pretty dope and gotten to a cool spot by now. I think entrepreneur has definitely caked into me. Really? Yeah, straight up. I'm opening a restaurant soon in Atlanta,

couple weeks, Beiso, it's in Buckhead. Really? Tequila bar. It's a tequila bar? What's the name of it, Beiso? Beiso. Are you guys gonna serve vodka? Cause we're gonna be in Atlanta soon.

We're gonna do vodka one soon. This is our vodka, Tommy and I, porrosos. Oh, I've had it. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah. I have your clothing. Oh yeah. So wait, do you have to wear a condom with a porn star?

Do you wear condoms? No. No? Oh well, hold on. Oh yeah, cause I get tested. You asked two questions in a row. Okay, sorry. I, no, with a porn star, you don't have to wear a condom as long as you have proof that

you are also clean because they get tested all the time. And all of them go to the same spot. It's pretty close to us right now. It's in this neighborhood. Oh, for real? Yeah, great spot. Results in 24 hours or less. Really?

Yeah. I don't know if you'll need it, but. I'm clean. I found out I don't have AIDS when we got Georgia. When what? Like 20 years ago, we got pregnant and they give you an AIDS test. Oh.

And I was like, whoa. And they're like, we got your AIDS results back in. And I was like, huh? I don't think they call it AIDS, I think it's HIV. And then they're like, I don't think, HIV was still scary back then. Right now it's like, I'd rather have that than cancer but like but uh, they run they run through all the tests They do you all the tests when you have a kid?

So I was like, oh cool and I've only been with Leanne. So I still I'm clean Unless Leanne's cheating on me. You've only ever been with Leanne? Yeah in 22 years It's wild. Since you got married. Yeah. Okay got it No, no, no, no before no, no, I've been with... That's the only woman you've ever been with? No, no, no, I've been with, I've been with five other ones. Wow. Yeah. Nice. She must be happy about that. Oh, she's been with a plethora. I mean, she must be. See, I've always had girlfriends whose body count was much lower than mine and I felt, you know, a little odd sometimes, but it's, you know, it's, they get, lower than mine and I felt, you know, a little odd sometimes but it's you know, it's

They get I think they're they're happy when you know, you're like a little innocent boy Uh, yeah, I don't yeah I'm but that innocence is like it's not like I wish I was I it's like I wish I was different I wish I was I wish I had a higher body count. I wish I was like I wish I was. I wish I had a higher body count. I wish I was a guy that could casually have sex, but I'm so... I'm sure it has to do with my OCD or whatever, but when I lost my virginity, I was like, I definitely have AIDS. She's definitely pregnant. We're having an HIV baby, and my life's ruined. And I spent... I went to church, I prayed, I was really in it. And then,

and the crazy thing is when a woman gets her period, especially in like 17, and when a woman gets her period, they don't just call you and go, hey, I got my period. They just go, I got my period, I don't have to worry about this. They don't call the dude. And so I sat like that for three months. You didn't call her and ask? No, I was dating her and then she started dating my friend and I was like, I guess she's dating my friend. I guess she's not pregnant.

I guess she's probably moving on with life. And I was like, I guess I'm out of here. I gotta be honest with you, when she dated my friend, I was like, good. I was like, yeah, fucking, I'll never have sex again. I dated a chick right after that for like probably a year and I wouldn't have sex with her because I was like, I'm not fucking good at this and I don't want to ruin this. Dated a girl for a year and I wouldn't have sex with her because I was like, I'm not fucking good at this

and I don't want to ruin this. Did a girl for a year and never had sex? Yeah, senior in college, in high school, senior in high school. And you wouldn't, she wanted to? Yeah, she wanted to. I would have taken her virginity too. I've never done that.

Close as I ever got taken anyone's virginity, I rented a car that had 13 miles on it once. It was a Cherokee, It was a Cherokee. It was a Cherokee. I've gone lower. I think I went to the Jeep Grand Wagoneer with, it was six miles. It was like they just picked it up

and dropped it right at the rental spot. Really? Yeah. So sorry, I've been through a riper. Riper vehicles than you, man. Tell me about your hand cuz Tommy Tommy had the same glove at one point Tommy he did. Yeah, do you know what his injury was that he had? Yeah, it was overconfidence Here I'll show you what's up with this hand so this thing came in the mail today is apparently the the bleeding edge of the technology

on this injury. I have radial nerve palsy. Radial nerve palsy. Which is basically, let's see, the best way to kind of show it, looking at this camera, it's like if I'm trying to do the same thing with both hands, it's like, honestly, it's improved a lot. Basically, the muscles and stuff in this hand are really weak, and if I just let it hang, I have this Stephen Hawking vibe. Yeah, that's not who I was thinking of, but keep going. Who were you thinking of?

Huh, more like an Elton John vibe. Yeah, a little. Like a little soft in the loafers. Just like a goose. A little light in the... A cute little swan. Anyways, yeah, I basically slept. I hadn't slept in two days.

I was touring on a crazy schedule, and I slept on my arm for three hours in deep, deep sleep. My aura ring told me it was like three hours of straight deep sleep and I was covering, I was compressing this nerve and then it basically just started all, like all my, you know like prestige and call of duty, all my muscles in my hand just went back to level zero. Really? Yeah, so I'm like training to do things.

I do wrist ups. Really? Yeah, wrist ups and I do, I squeeze towels and I'm recovering pretty quick. And can you get 100% recovery from it? They told me that it could be anywhere from one to eight month recovery time, which is crazy. And literally when I went to the PT,

she was just, she said, I'm not gonna give you a schedule because no one knows. See, I'll get full recovery. That's fine. But it just takes some time. Was it scary the day it happened? Not really. I guess I don't really get scared that much

about injury shit. I mean, at first, the first thought I had was my hand was asleep. I woke up, my hand's asleep. I'm like, I was more asleep than I've ever had a hand be or anything. And then 10 minutes go by and it's still acting weird. My hand's asleep. I'm like, I was more asleep than I've ever had a hand be, or anything. And then 10 minutes go by and it's still acting weird.

And I thought, first I called my mom, because my mom was a psychiatrist. And I was like, mom, does this mean I'm having a stroke? And she said, no. And then I just looked it up and it was pretty clear. Actually, you know what? I posted, I looked it up and there's pretty clear. Actually, you know what? I looked it up and there's a bunch of different possibilities and I posted a TikTok.

It was one of the times that TikTok actually really came and helped me with something. I posted a TikTok of what was happening with my hands and how this wasn't working perfectly. Here, watch this. Really? Mm-hmm. Well, you just look smart now.

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If the muscles are not working properly, the patient will experience the condition known as wrist drop. I've heard of foot drop. I've heard of people have foot drop. I'm glad I don't have foot drop. Dude, foot drops. Wrist drop isn't that bad.

Like I can handle this, you know? Yeah, that's not that bad. Was your right hand, are you right handed? Yeah, I'm right handed. So Tom, it was. But I signed the other day. I signed, yesterday I signed the guest book at the wedding. I can, like, these two fingers work well enough

for I can do that. Yeah. And I've had to do autographs since this happened. What's crazy about you is that you didn't, I, like, I would, I would almost bring Leanne up to hear the, I would love to hear her perspective if this had happened to me.

Is Leanne floating around? Oh, of course she's in a goddamn meeting. But like, I would fucking spin out of control. Because I've woken up before where my shoulder's asleep. Because I sleep on my shoulder like this. And I've woken up where my shoulder's asleep. And I'm like, and it's numb. And I start having wild panic attacks, wild panic attacks,

and I have to take a Xanax to get out of them because I'm like, I start going like, oh god, I fucking got drunk and I slept sideways, because when you sleep weird. You know Saturday Night Palsy, have you heard that? No. That's kind of like a term they use that's more colloquial, but it's like a lot of people who end up with this situation

is because they get drunk and they sleep weird on Something and compress a nerve. Yeah. Yeah My cousin Andrew has thought he's had exactly that before because we have both both have the same brain Where you're like you wake up and you're like I slept it's so funny now that you say this my wrist hurts Isn't that crazy like in hearing your story? Yeah, this is like goddamn it kind if it helps, if it helps at all, I don't really feel any pain. I just look dumb. I actually, and my fingers aren't numb. I can feel things. Really? They're just weak. It's like the muscles got turned off and they're slowly rebooting. I think that happened to my cousin, but I think it was way more intense. I think it was like 10 hours.

Yeah. It was 10 hours that he fell asleep on his arm. How long has it been? I don't know. Don't tell me it's like a long time, like longer than a year. No, no, no, but his was, I think his was more intense.

Yeah, you're trying to tame it down. I'm taming it down. Yeah. Yeah, I'm taming it down. What happened to your cousin and how long did it last? I think it was heroin. Oh, okay, all right, we're good then. Yeah, I think it was, I'm taking it down. Yeah, I'm taking it down. What happened to your cousin and how long did it last? I think it was heroin. Oh, oh, okay, all right, we're good then. Yeah, I think it was, I'm sorry.

I'm to my cousin. I'm sorry if it wasn't heroin, I'm sure it was just pills. I don't know if it was anything, I shouldn't say any of this. Mine was insomnia, I hadn't slept for a couple days and then I, on a flight, it was to Milwaukee, I just. Oh, it was on the flight? On a flight, yeah. Oh, wow. It's a first class I just. Oh, it was on the flight? On a flight, yeah.

Oh, wow. It's a first class too, you know? They give you room, but I still managed to do that. God. So I was trying to figure out cures for it, and I found this crazy bionic glove. I have like three different braces that I've been wearing, but this just came today, and it's kinda,

I mean, you saw me try to drink earlier, yeah? Yeah. Look at that. Oh my God, that would be... Say a tiny bit more. That would be so poetic if God took away the use of my hand so I couldn't drink anymore. He was like, no, no, no, no, you should drink,

but you gotta use straws now. See, I'm pretty much ambidextrous because I've broken this hand three times. Really? Yeah. Well broken the hand once, the wrist wants, and this, I guess, is the third kind of break. What's crazy is when you get surgery on an arm and you have no strength in that arm

and you gotta rebuild, because I had surgery on my left arm and I had to rebuild the strength in my arm. I guess you'll have to do. Yeah. So, I'll have my wrist up some stuff. So, how serious are you taking the recovery? I mean,

look at it, dude. I got a fucking bionicle arm. God damn Power Ranger. I'm taking it pretty serious. Myself and sort of the team around me are making sure that I do my towel squeezes every day. What does your team around you look like? It's one of my best friends from, I met him in middle school, his name's Vaughn.

My boy Hayden, who you've met. We were just talking about Pornhub comments. Y'all were talking about Pornhub comments? Yeah, we were casually talking about it. He was like, have you ever read the comments in Pornhub? And I was like, people leave comments? Oh, when they comment, it'd be like, I need help with a pizza recipe or something,

and then people will give legitimate, legitimate feedback. Oh, are you serious? Yeah, that's what I've seen. Wait, get me on Pornhub, I wanna read some comments. Yeah, look up Pornhub, I don't know, helpful, wholesome comment or something. Who do you think is, go to Adriana Chechik. I was about to meet her the other day.

She's awesome. Yeah, I haven't met her in person yet. She's a little like, I say this with love, but you can see there's a part of her where she's like, no bullshit. Like there's like a part of her where she's like, oh fucking hell. You're just looking up porn of his point.

I think you should maybe look up like Pornhub comments. This is a woman Googling this who's never, never looked at porn in her life, I'm assuming. Pornhub comments, wholesome. You don't have to type in that name. I think that's gonna make it worse. Yeah, get Adrienne to check Pornhub comments. She. You don't have to type in their name. I think that's gonna make it worse. Yeah, get Adrienne Adjecic Pornhub comments.

She's probably one of the worst as far as intensity goes. The Reddit Pornhub comments. I'm tripping. Or does he have balls? Am I tripping or does he have balls? Or does he not have balls? Yeah. Now sometimes when you fuck your balls go into your body,

especially if you're on testosterone, why are they naked? This isn't what I'm used to seeing, but sometimes bro wearing his Rolex with some fucking some Asian chick is a W. The shortest war in history is between England and Zanzibar. It lasted only 38 minutes.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. It's a completely unrelated voice. By the way, M. Pierce that is that related to you Pierce? This is the end of a long shitty area I'm in good time this stupid ass content and starting to focus on myself Hope you guys do it like me and find the right path over and out Okay, see you in a month. I've seen genuine people like helping each other in the comments. It's pretty, really. Keep going, keep scrolling. Pretty fun.

By the way, I gotta start, I gotta get a Pornhub channel. How do I get wood in Minecraft? Me and Khalifa, it's bisexual. What? Subscribe to, you're scrolling too quick. No, I'm looking. Subscribe to Pootie Pie, have a good fap.

Oh, we should start leaving great Pornhub comments. I have errors I did advertisements on there one time where I just like, you know Like the sidebar where it's like you're fucking ugly and you need to fuck local women or whatever You know We took those over and it was it was it was actually ads for that song of me and chief Keith Really? It was like it was positive for once. It's like hey, here's a song by Young gravy and chief Keith I don't want to do more porn ads and Chief Keef. You know?

I don't want to do more porn ads and just be like, are you looking for ugly? I don't know if you've seen those ads. Maybe it's just kidder to me. But it'd be like, looking for local ugly bitches or something like that. Like, I want to fuck now. Click on this button, and they'll jerk off of you right now.

I need to do that. But somehow make it about the album. Local, white man. Hey, are you looking for something to listen to while you jerk off? Local rapper, down to stream album with you right now. Dick's out, approved. I used to break down porn, a long time ago

I used to watch more porn than I did, but I would break down porn that I love there was one called Rhonda from the bar Rhonda from the bar and I loved it cuz it was so real. Is Sarah J. Oh is who Sarah J I don't know. There's no she's got a bar scene. No, no. No, this was a bar back. This was a bartender in Jersey I'm assuming she was wearing a Giants Jersey. She was wearing a Tiki Barber Jersey, eating this dude's ass, and she was in a Tiki Barber Jersey naked, eating this dude's ass. And you could tell the guy was,

it was filmed like, it was so raw. Type in Rhonda from the bar. It's just so fucking real that you're like, oh, she did no hair and makeup. It was like out of function, just like a party. You can tell they just were like, it was probably Sunday night and the Giants game was over. She had been tending bar, they had all gotten fucked up.

And she's like, I'll fucking do a porn. Type in Rhonda from the bar, Pornhub. There you go, Rhonda from the bar, that's it. Rhonda from the bar. The comma adds a lot. Oh, by the way, the next name on this is Rhonda from the bar, Burt. Look at her. There she is. She's just eating a dude's ass. Dude's got a flaccid dick. I don't know why I

thought she had a Tiki Barber jersey on. Can you scroll and see if you can see her in the Tiki Barber jersey? Midwestfreaks.com. Let's go. Scroll up, scroll up, scroll up. No sometimes they have fun. There you go. There you go. There's Rhonda Barber. She's in a Tiki Barber jersey. She is. This is what you jerk off to? No, this is what I was fascinated by. This is what I was fascinated by. Oh, this is a professional shoot. Looks like they've got a lighting panel up. I let porn be shot on my house one time.

And this girl, a porn star, paid me, it was lesbian porn, and she brought her whole crew through and my only requirement was that I be I get a cami out but I haven't ready that can we pull it up I believe so I've been having none porn out having young gravy just white you're already in porn up you're already in porn you're already in there so wait did you fuck them in the port in the camera I brought a fruit a fruit plate out I wasn't I was my role we got audio is this my old bedroom

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Jon Favreau is pretty fucking legit. Do you have any interest in doing movies? Yeah, I do. I've had little cameos. I was in Good Burger 2. Oh yeah! I made their theme song and had a whole scene in there. They were dancing to my song and I've been doing a lot of voice acting stuff lately. Of course. I started reading these sort of smut books on TikTok because a woman asked me to and it started just doing really well. Really? Yeah, it's this series, A Court of Thorns and Roses.

Why did you, are you aware of it? I'm calling my daughter. Yeah, call her. Cause it's very popular among young women and I just kind of read it in my voice. I'm sorry I didn't answer. I fucking go right to voicemail with my god damn daughter. My daughter just started listening to that audio book.

Oh, okay. And we were like, oh, she's cool. She's up in her room working on Legos, listening to that audio book. Oh, okay. And we were like, oh, she's cool. She's up in her room, working on Legos, listening to an audio book. And then she came over and we're like, what book is it? She goes, A Court of Thorn and Roses. And everyone's like, you mean like fairy smut? And they're like, and she was like,

well, that's not what it is. I'm like, no, it's fairy porn. It is, yeah. Hey, I will say that the books are very long and the sections that I get selected to read are just you know Pretty small. Yeah, there's not that much but but I you should watch the videos. I get pretty in-depth I'm gonna send them to my daughter in detail. Yeah go Hey, I just checked this out. Tell me what you think and then send them all to her and go is this what you're into?

Anyways since I started posting those audible Dreamworks and other people have reached out and I've got some gigs coming up. We've got a great voice. Thank you. You strike me as someone, and based on your injury, you strike me as someone who lives so in the now that you don't worry about the future at all, which is so admirable. I'd say so.

Yeah, I'd say so. But in doing that, how do you plan ahead? Like, what are you, what are you thinking in five years of like what you're doing? And, or do you go, I'm not going to worry about that. I'll do it. I'll deal with tomorrow. I guess I have a lot of things in place that will take care of me. If, you know, let's say I just lost my, you know, ability to sing and rap right now. I have other things in place that would help me go coast long. Yeah.

Like side hustles and investments and everything. I'm really good at calls and puts in the stock market. Really? That's how I make a lot of money, yeah. I don't do gambling, I just do stock market gambling. Really? Yeah. So for everyone listening right now that is like, I wouldn't mind gambling, I just do stock market gambling. Really? Yeah. So for everyone listening right now,

that is like, I wouldn't mind making a little nut to set aside some money for myself, to get myself into a position to be, like give us your, give us Gravy's stock tips right now. You know, things have changed a lot, especially since, you know, there's a GameStop thing, the middle movie about it, but I was always kind of a part of that,

that crew, that group, was during COVID, and I was daily waking up right when the market opened and buying like penny stocks, I'd put 50,000 into a penny stock, watch it go up a little bit, get 10K, drop out of it, things like that. But I was doing these long-term calls and puts

where it's basically betting that, my smartest move, here's one of my smartest, here's a good example That I thought of one day when I was just you know kind of manic and feeling myself and excited. I think you know what? People are gonna be dying because of this disease COVID But no one wants to go in public and do anything because they don't want to catch the disease so I don't I invest in 1-800-FLOWERS and I put a big bag with a long-term call on 1-800-FLOWERS.

I put puts on all the airlines and just guessing that they're gonna go down and yeah, it worked out pretty good. Nowadays it's like, I'd recommend Nvidia, can't go wrong there, Shopify, can't go wrong with that. I love Shopify. Yeah, yeah. It changed my life. It's so nice when you go, when you look at your online store and you realize

you're coming up with stuff that's fun and you're selling it to your friends. I love buying merch, I love buying merch. Check that out, I should get you a pack. Buddy, I got yours. Are you kidding me? Leanne, yeah, you sent me the jacket, the sweatshirt. You sent me the whole fucking rig.

And Leanne wears it. Leanne wears your shit, even the XL stuff you sent me, with pride, because she feels like it's like a feather in her hat. Like I know Young Gravey and he's in the middle of some one of those. Hell yeah, hell yeah. All right, for the country collection,

I'll get you some goods real soon. So when we talk about the new country album, I know that they have like media training. I had to go through media training when I worked at Travel Channel. Cause they're like the same things that sell hip hop albums do not sell country. I would disagree entirely.

I would disagree entirely. And I think that's why we're seeing so much of a genre blending of it right now. I think there are many shades of white and many shades of black, and I think that sometimes corporations don't realize that. Like, I listen to your album, and I gotta be honest with you,

it is country, it is country, but it's also still you, which is why I like it. By the way, I'm really getting in the country. Like I've been getting in the country now for ever since I started doing, let's see, ever since I started getting ready for my special, I just only listen to country.

That was something to do with country too? My OCD. Okay, got it, amen. I saw 1717 on the clock behind you. Okay, where? And I was like, so if I see double numbers, I say a prayer. I see double numbers a lot, like a lot. 11s, I see 11s nonstop.

There's some numbers in my life that I see all the time, and I feel like if I say the number out loud, I'm breaking the trust with whoever is providing those numbers. Yes, yes. So I feel when I see one of these numbers associated with something, I spring for it. And it usually seems to work. So I can't leak what they are. But they're very close to what crystal girls like on a, what's the, numerology.

Numerology, yeah. The numbers that they like are close to the numbers that I see. This sounds like after sex porn star conversation. Yeah, you would think so, no, I think they're like, you know, to be a porn star you have to have, you know, gone through, you've seen everything, and at that point I don't think

you believe in shit like that. I think people who have experienced a lot in life, I don't wanna hate on the astrology people because it's kind of fun and it's kind of cute. It's kind of fun when you're getting high and you're with a bunch of people and they start reading. I remember college, they read our tarot cards and it's also a great way to hook up with a chick.

So I should read your cards and you're like, fuck yeah. Crystal girls, they got it. Yeah, I believe in amethyst. I buy amethyst anywhere I go. If I see amethyst, I buy amethyst. I keep amethyst everywhere. You're a crystal girl. A little bit.

A little bit. And I'm also, blue's my power color. Like blues. I believe in that kind of shit. You know? I believe in some things. Do you believe in God? Not God, just I believe in some things. Do you believe in God? Not God.

I believe that the world that we live in is so intricate. I believe in evolution and science and all that shit. The only thing that makes me believe in something higher is just the fact that we got like

love and joy and all this other stuff that didn't exist back when there was just amoeba. You know, amoeba sore. But his joy didn't exist like 70 years ago. You go back 70 fucking years ago, we're in the Great Depression, that's probably 100 years ago.

100 years ago, we're in the Great Depression. People are living paycheck to paycheck. Children are working in factories. It is, joy is something that has shown up recently. I heard cheers. Yeah, I'd have to agree. I heard someone say to me the other day,

they just started getting hot showers like 50 years ago. Jimmy Carr said to me, you know, they just got hot showers 50 years ago. See, but you know, back then, if you don't know about hot showers, then you know. I love cold showers. I'm just saying.

Maybe that's why we all got fat. If shit hadn't gotten invented, they don't even know it was possible. The bougiest thing you could do in my 20s is, I don't know, smoke a pipe and eat some. At one point they didn't even have spice. This is what gets me is when they didn't have the spice trade and people in the UK were eating

just the most unflavorful food. Something about that. They still do. They still do, especially in Ireland. Something about it just like, that is tragic, man. The connectivity of the world I think has created a lot more enjoyment. I think the internet maybe has kind of added and taken away from it.

I think it's added and taken away. I think there's really cool things about the internet. Like I really do. And I try to find the upside of everything, but like this is very against who I am because I don't read comments. I don't read my comments, but what I enjoy, what I really enjoy, are funny, mean comments. Like funny, like when someone does something and as you look at the video you're like, oh my god, I gotta run to the comments.

And then the comments are hysterical. I saw someone light up a friend of mine, a friend of mine got, oh no, it was the fucking person, it was someone lighting up Bruce Willis' daughters. So Bruce Willis' daughters, what's up with them? They're fucking awesome. What'd they do? They're awesome. I love Bruce Willis. Tallulah,

Scout. Tallulah? No. Tallulah, Scout, and, Why'd you put a quotation on that? I don't know. Tallulah, Scout and Rumor. And they're just, they're cool chicks.

Okay, here's the rub is their dad has a lot of money and so they probably don't have to work. So I think people hold that against them is that they consider them nepo babies. But they're beautiful. Look at them, yeah, I'm curious. Well're their parents are Demi Moore and Demi Moore and Bruce Willis Demi? Demi I think that's how you say it by the way talk about MILF Demi Moore is fucking smoking hot and she's still oh oh yeah okay she's still got it man she's

in you sure is Demi? I hung out with Rob Lowe and he said it's to me. Go to the, I think it's, rumors, oh, rumor, no. I just saw this the other day. One of them just put out an album. Okay. One of them just put out an album. I just was, Rumor Willis, what a cool fucking name. Scout.

Scout. Rumor's like, I don't know why it won't be named Rumor. I like what a cool fucking names Scout Scout rumors like I don't know. I want to be named rumor. I like Scout I Think Tallulah is the tightest one though Tallulah is I'm never gonna be able to find it one of them just put an album and their whole family did a little dance video And that's where the shitty comments came and then one of the shitty comments they highlighted and then I went to that person That person fucking follows me and I was like god damn it and then I was like that person and that person fucking follows me. And I was like, God damn it. And then I was like, why can't you be better? Just let, let, cause one day I'm gonna fucking be like Bruce.

Bruce is going through some mental or some health issues right now. And my daughter is gonna be like, I love my dad. And they'll be posting about my dad's great. And then some fucking, I'm trying not to say that. I know, but I get in a lot of trouble. Hey, it's serving country, man.

Today's the day you can say it. Fuck, yes. Because you know the phrase serving country? Yeah, no, no, I don't. We were talking about it downstairs. Leanne and Victoria were talking about it. Okay, so just to educate anybody, the album title has a number of different meanings.

I'm serving country, you know, gravy. I've always served the gravy. I've always provided you with sustenance, but this time I'm serving country, you know, gravy, I've always served the gravy. I've always provided you with, you know, sustenance. But this time I'm serving country, you know. It's gravy that's being served, but it's contrified. And then there's also I'm serving my country, right? I'm, you know, my tour is America only. I'm dialing in on, you know, patriotism on patriotism, which I haven't in the past,

and shouting out all the places that I've been and real stories and everything that's American about me. And Shania Swain is on the album, who's Canadian, but besides that, it's very American. Shania Swain is, I imagine she's just fucking beautiful. She's amazing. Is she cool? The final, yeah, I'll get to it.

The final meaning is, serving people is a phrase, I think popularized by the gay community. Pull up serving people. I'm really concerned. No, I love, I love when. Okay, gay is the right way to say that? Yeah, I love it. I love when. Okay. Gay is the right way to say that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think it's queer. Have you heard Troye Sivan? Troye Sivan? Yeah. No. Banger music, bro. Really? Yeah.

Gay dude? Gay dude. Who's the guy? I was just in Perth, Australia and I was talking about, like I was on set. Serving, pull up serving. Here we go. Tried the Troye Sivan though. Similar to serving realness, serving realness try the choice of on though similar to

serving realness serving realness to the next level oh baby it's I love it it's pussy power bold to the point and overall extravagant any gender is able to serve a mindset dude I serve a lot yeah I love I serve I serve especially if I've had a couple drinks in me and someone decides tell me about like,

fucking straight to DVD movies, I'll surf some. Oh, no. Basically, basically it's. If you talk about something I don't know a lot about, but I feel like I should, I'll surf some. Surfing, basically just slaying at something, doing very good. I learned of it because my ex-girlfriend

was a cheerleader who had a lot of really good gay friends around her. So she put me on a show and I was like, you know what, serving country. I almost spelled it that way, but I didn't wanna serve the pot too much. But that's the last part of it. I'm serving you gravy, I'm getting American on them,

and I'd like to say I'm serving. I'm doing so. I believe that the two genres, hip hop and country, are Kissing Cousins. They're very story based. The song you did with Zac Brown, this is my Zac Brown hat by the way. Oh yeah.

Yeah, that's stuck in my head. My garage? Yeah. Yeah. It's stuck in my fucking head. I was one of the, I mean, I'm all writer writing melodies, but I actually wrote that. I was staying at his house.

I woke up at 8 a.m. and I wrote the hook, but it was too high for me to sing. So when he came in after breakfast, he snapped on it. So wait, you stayed at Zach Brown's house? What's that like? I stayed with Shania Twain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tell me all this. I mean, like, cause Zach Brown is someone I saw one time at like CMA. I saw him backstage with his bassist I went to college with his bassist and he's got a great fucking voice. He's super dialed in I'll say that I Started kind of leaning into country. I mean I dropped a Country trap song in 2019 actually. It's called Tampa Bay Bus Down. It's myself and Chief Keef.

And we were trying to think of a, we wanted to call it the something something bus down, you know, and we were trying to think of a city that was country. And neither of us had been to Tampa. And we said, you know what, let's call it the Tampa Bay bus down. They gotta be country down there.

And I've since then realized it's just literally the opposite. Tampa's an interesting place because it is, it's my upbringing. So it's like, I think it's country adjacent, but our country, our country is like, Tampa, I always think Florida's a weird place because it's got- I think everywhere besides Tampa around there,

Jacksonville and shit is a lot more country. Jacksonville's more country. I would say Ocala's more country.allahassee is more country Gainesville more country Destin all Pensacola all that's more country everything about Miami Miami is Miami is a different country Yeah, it's a different country and And then Orlando and Tampa kind of have a weird thing, but all the roots of Orlando and Tampa are old country. It's all old is all old white money. And that is the essence.

So as a kids, we grew up listening to David Allen Coe. We listened to, he would be a great collab. But Tampa also is a big hip hop. Like, I mean, we are, I'm at hip hop. Yeah, basically we guessed and we realized it's not a country place. But that was years ago and I got a really good reaction from that. That song I think is almost gold. And it was probably about two years ago that I was just kind of getting restless and I was you know I've been making the same type

of music. It's pretty much all soul samples. Interesting. You know and that's like the gravy sound is a soul sample of the trap beat. And we just decided, you know, let's try something new. So we made this song called Say La Vie, which is almost, it's one of my biggest songs now. It's almost like a surf rock rap collab. It's like something new. But then, and there's a few songs like that that I did,

but then I became close with Hardy. Have you met Hardy? I've met Hardy. And got close with that whole camp. Everybody in Nashville is very welcoming. And everywhere that I would go, we'd have all the same fans that were loving Gravy and ... And I started getting booked on a lot of country shows too, so I thought I might as well revisit the Tampa Bay bus down sound.

But even when you watch Hardy, I just saw Hardy on, I think it was on Kimmel in a straight jacket. Hardy is John Rebending. Yeah. Hardy writes country music, and he does, I don't think he lets anyone define him. What's interesting, the thing that I think is really fascinating that you said,

is you were like, I was in a place, and I was like a little, for lack of better words, I think I heard you say, I was stagnant, I had made a bunch of great albums and I was like, what am I doing next? I'm at that place, right? I've written all my hours have been about my family and my kids, and now the girls are going to college,

and it's Leanne and I at home, and I gotta figure out what I'm writing about. I've been getting on stage with nothing, like nothing, and going, I'm just gonna figure it out on stage, and I'm trying to figure it out on stage, and I'm trying to figure out who I am, really. You get caught in this thing of who people think you are, and who... And in a weird way, you don't wanna let your fans down, but you also wanna grow. That's what I think's cool about this album that you put out. Who are you the most excited

about getting on your album? Shania Twain was pretty cool. I mean, I met her, I actually met her at a Grammy party and she, I knew what Shania Twain looked like, but she changes her hair color all the time, goes through all these, you know, her appearance changes a lot. And I hadn't just, I hadn't thought about her in a while. And I saw this attractive older woman at the party and you know, I just, gravy, I was like,

I'm gonna go speak with this woman. And we talked for a little while, and I think part of the reason we bonded a lot was because I didn't know that much about her, and she didn't know that much about me, and then I got to meet her husband. Her husband's like a crazy producer, right? They swapped. That's the other one,

that's the other one. Yeah, Mutt Lang, swapped. Now it's Fred Teabot, who's a legend. I met him, and we bonded really hard because he's from Switzerland, and he has joined his family where there's other kids that are not his. And it's kind of like similar to my situation

where my dad was from Switzerland, had kids with one woman, and then met my mom. And then, I don't know, we have kind of like a cute father son vibe going on. Really? Yeah, yeah. Shania and I, it's not sexual. It's like some mother, you know, it's like some family, family shit, it's cute.

That's fucking awesome. So anyways, they invited me over for Christmas in Geneva. You're good at relationships. I'm bad at relationships. I'm bad. I don't reply to texts. I don't, like I have anxiety about it. Like I'll see a text, you'll send me a text and I'll go like, I'll write three different versions

and then I'll just be like, what the fuck? How do I, what do I get, is it an emoji that I'm supposed to send? Like I just fucking panic. I panic so I don't text people back. I just, like I looked at my phone room and you were going to the bathroom and it was loaded with texts

and I was like never reply to those people. They'll never hear from me again. So it's one thing, as we wrap up, we talk about this album. It came out August 2nd and it's doing fantastic. You are fucking incredible on it. You're so good at you. You're so good at you.

Thank you. But you're so good at you on so many levels, man. I look at a guy like you and I wish I had been you younger. I couldn't have been. I wouldn't be the guy I am today. I'm over share. I'm super vulnerable. I'm never sure of myself. When you walk up, everywhere you are, you're so good at you. I just think that's, you remind me so much of Tommy. It's like I'm drawn to guys like you, Tommy, Rogan, Ari even to an extent, of guys that are very comfortable with who they are, don't need to talk, love to talk,

would love to sit with you, love to go to dinner. Like that's like a Tommy move. It's like we should go to dinner and I get fucking anxiety when Tommy wants to go to dinner. I go, is this a business meeting? Yeah, I love a little bro date. Yeah. Or a double date, you know, all that sort of thing.

Yeah. Yeah, it's so fun. But what's some of the things that, when you go into a country album, where the record label says, hey man, we love gravy, but we need less of this and more of this? I mean, it's basically a young gravy album

But rather than sampling soul music and do op and the stuff I normally would sample I was you know pulling from country and You know older southern rock and all those vibes. There's not really many samples It's all pretty much original Bradley Gilbert's fucking amazing So Bradley Gilbert killed that was Bradley Gilbert fucking murdered amazing. Dude, Bradley Gilbert killed that song. Bradley Gilbert fucking murdered that. The Bradley Gilbert song was one of the last songs we finished for the track, or for the album. I was in Nashville, writing with people, and one of them knew Bradley Gilbert.

They came in with some idea, something to do with like, mmm, buuuuh, my life's like a truck or something like that. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, I might cop a truck. I might need to buy myself a truck. And I wrote that hook and that verse and everything real quick and we sent it to Bradley Gilbert and he actually flew me out to La Crosse, Wisconsin

the next day. Hit a show there and I flew private. He flew me out private with his whole management team. Got to meet him and everything cuz he was just such a big fan of song. And that's like an hour from my hometown which is- Yeah, I was about to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we just got along well.

He's a big burly- He's a dude. He's a dude. He's a fucking dude. Yeah, and you should see his manager too. His manager's even taller and bigger, it's crazy. He's a fucking dude. Yeah, and you should see his manager too. His manager's like even taller and bigger. It's crazy but they're awesome people and We just got along really well and then I figured he'd deliver on the verse, but he really killed it

That's my favorite my favorite part of the like favorite feature on the album What's the coolest part about this album is like is that what is watching these legends deliver? It's like you are you are why I showed up to the party, but I didn't realize you were having catering and that you were going to have mushrooms and there's weed and we got a little bit of blow, but it's clean. I know that it's, there's no fentanyl in it. Like it's, that's the fun part of this album. It's a fun fucking album and your, your lyricism is, is like, there's a fucking line and I, I'm going to fuck the lineup and I know you know the line

But you were you were talking about Maybe pimping out a Cherokee or something. I gotta yeah, it was when I was describing my garage Yeah, it's my garage. It's all about uh, you know women and comparing them to cars That's one of my favorite fucking things to do in the world It's so so it's, let me think. I got a wagon here with that black paint, so thick she get back pain. And my Latin girl, that's my Hellcat. She loud as hell, she can't help that.

Gotta love Miss Lotus, fun size and ferocious. Got a slim dick Grand Cherokee and she always gonna take care of me. You know what I'm saying? That's Leanne, Leanne's a Grand Cherokee. There we go. Like a fucking Grand Cherokee Limited that I paid in cash for.

It's a great fucking car. Doesn't turn heads at the valet anymore, but still a great fucking car. I'm kind of on the hunt for a car. I have a song called On The Hunt also, I don't know if you heard that one. No. But I'm thinking about getting a bigger car, so.

Really? I was thinking maybe the Maybach truck. Dude, what can I tell you? The car, like I'm not a car guy, but I can get swept up into car talk and like go, oh, that would be cool. The one car, one of my favorite songs is by TI. It's called Wraith. And so TI, I said I wanted a Wraith

and T.I. DMed me and he's like, get one. And I almost bought a fucking Wraith. Dude, shit. We could share one. We live in the same neighborhood. Yeah, you wanna share a Wraith? Share a Wraith? Like, they're really expensive.

Pretty expensive, yeah. I have that. It's a little bit better. Do girls make you talk during sex? I like to talk during sex. I think it's weird if we don't. I'm like silent like Helen Keller silent. Yeah?

I just started talking a little more, but I only have a few phrases I go to. I don't have a ton of phrases I go to. I'll throw a lot of compliments out, like damn baby, sexy as fuck, oh fuck yeah, like mm, yeah baby. I'll do a lot of that, you know, just like the basics. And then, you know, I'm like, yeah,

let me hit it from the back, like, let's switch it up. Like, I feel like if you're not talking, it's kinda weird. I mean, I think I might say things that like, your breath smells so good. Yeah, that's, that's, fuck. You smell so great, like, I love, I get, I didn't talk for probably, honestly, probably I get, I didn't talk for probably, honestly, probably like 20 years I didn't talk.

And then recently we started getting really like, really intimate and close and like in a way that I think she instigated it. And I just started talking, but I'm still new at it. So I'm still finding my ground. Like sometimes I'll slide into Spanish. You'll slide into Spanish. Donde esta Susana? En la cocina? She doesn't know what it means.

Where is the kitchen? Yeah. No, en la sala! Yeah, yeah. That's the next thing, a gravy Spanish album. I would love to. I wish that it would make sense. I just don't think that me and that would,

I don't think anyone would really. You never know until you try it. I love like the Coritos music, the New Mexican Wave. So you're really into all music. I wouldn't say all music, there's just certain things I really love and this is one of them. That's fucking bad ass.

You like bossa nova? I don't even know what bossa nova is. Brazilian style of kind of chill, beachy music I guess you could say. I've been to Brazil and I've listened, beachy music, I guess you could say. No, like I've been to Brazil and I've listened to beachy music. Bossa Nova, you heard the girl from Ipanema? Yeah.

That's initially was a Bossa Nova song, yeah. Dude, you're a fucking fascinating guy. You really are a fab. I wonder if you know how interesting you are. I don't know. Maybe. Oh, if I was you, I'd be waking up every day because I'm like, I'm a really cool fucking dude. Like I wake up with panic every morning.

I can't imagine being like, I'm gonna get into bossa nova today. I love the, one of the things I'm most proud of, I guess, is when I started making music, creating a brand for myself where I kind of was, you know, blurring all lines and doing anything and being, you know, I was savage from the start. I was talking about eating ass on my first hit.

Like, I just, I made a brand where I could kind of have the freedom to do something and it's like, like sampling Rick Astley. It's like, no one would do that, but I'll wave gravy does it then. You sampled, in the new album, you sampled one of the songs. I don't know the name one would do that but I'll wave gravy doesn't then you sampled in the new album you sampled One of the songs I don't know the name of the song. You're still the one what you're still the one no Shania No, no, no, no you sampled

Fuck brown no, maybe no No, maybe This old town or the chicken fried Brown. Or no, maybe, this old town or? Chicken Fried. Was it Chicken Fried? I mean, Chicken Fried, we tried to flip it. Me and Zach did it and it just wasn't working out. So I turned it into like a love song.

Same melody on the hook. God man. She and my little Clementine. Ain't so much mighty fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Chicken Fried, Chicken Fried. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was it. I'm sorry.

I thought it was old town or something. I don't know. But yeah, it's so, that was it. I'm sorry. I thought it was Old Town or something. I don't know. But yeah, it's it's so fucking I don't know man. It's funny cuz we because we started it together me and Zach at his house and he had all the original stems if he went down into the the depths of his you know collection of guns and guitars and all this cool shit and he found the actual drive with the stems on it. So we tried stems are you know are pieces of different instruments of separated into different tracks,

for anyone who doesn't know. Thank you for, I was like, I don't know what a stem is. So we found all the little parts so that we could flip the song perfectly. And we started with something in Clementine, that name was there, but then I was like, you know what, this song is like, it's just too good. The original is too perfect.

I don't want to take away from it. I don't want to like fuck it up. So I'm just going to take this melody and make my own whole other song. And that became Clementine. If you were to make one album with just one of the people you worked with on this album, who would that be? If I had to make one album. They go, hey, just me and you, let's do just one whole collab album. Creatively, the way your brain thinks and the way their brain thinks is on the same page. Lyrically and musically, you go, that guy or woman has so much more to offer that even I just wish I had one more day with them. Who would that be?

that Eve and I just wish I had one more day with them. Who would that be? No slight to anyone else, just one person. Probably Shania Twain. Dude. We were in the studio together for, one day when we booked the studio in Milwaukee, we were in the studio together for 13 hours. And both of her and I were just completely wired,

like tapped into making music the whole time. And people were coming and going. People were getting tired, falling asleep, everything. but me and Shania were just on point me we made It's surprising that only one song by us made the album because there's a lot really but this can be deluxe and stuff. Yeah Shania Twain probably honestly if I could do a collab album with Shania Twain and Juicy J Juicy J Did one of my favorite remixes of Kesha, Dayoung. Ever heard Juicy J on Kesha's Dayoung? It's fucking awesome.

Sounds tight. It's fucking awesome. Juicy J, Kesha sounds tight. I like Kesha, I think Kesha's fucking amazing. What's up with her these days? I think she's been going through that battle with Dr. Luke or something. Oh yeah.

And so I think she, I don't think she has the right to be Kesha. Like, I don't know. I'd love to get her on the podcast and talk to her about it. I've hung out with her before. She's awesome. I'm a big fan of Kesha. I'm a big fan of Kesha.

I met someone who told me they were like, yo, I've worked with Kesha and I like you and you guys seem like brother and sister. Someone said that to me and I was like, that's a good thing. You and Kesha would be fucking awesome together. Yeah, I'll be down. I remember like her song TikTok and all that.

I was in middle school, that was fueling me. Dude, Kesha's Juicy J, Die Young remix is used to come on stage to that. I'll check that out. Dude, this has been fucking amazing. Congrats on the new album. Congrats on the... When you go on tour, you're on tour soon, right?

Yeah. Pull up his tour dates real quick. Here you go. That'll do her. Click on the most recent post. The one with the smoke and the... My tits out. And just go to the side.

Just keep pushing. You're going to have to the side, just keep pushing. You're gonna have to see a few cool picks here. But I have- I would love to fucking read your- Here it is. Chris and Gravy. Zoom in.

Technically starts September 1st. Other way. Des Moines, Louisville, Wisconsin, Indianapolis, Philly. It's, I handpicked the dates for cities that I have really had good shows in. So it's all, I mean, it's very, very strongly Midwest and the South. And then, I mean, California and the mountain,

some of the mountain cities, but it's very much. Where am I September 21st? I would love to come down in Tampa and see that I was gonna say if you want to come down to any show Tampa's probably I would say Nashville we're doing two and one night that'd be fun I would love to come to your show September 21st in Tampa and you're from your from Tampa from Tampa and I that's yeah they claim me I would love that where you playing in Tampa Yinglingling Center, holy shit. That's gonna be fucking fast to selling Shaw and tour god. All right, Tampa. I'll be in Tampa

I'm coming to the Tampa show. It'll be fucking awesome. I want to have you come out and do some introduction or something I'm done done. I that's that's my sweet spot. It's my favorite thing to do I get my guess so nervous because I'm good at talking on stage But I like an introduction makes me so nervous that I love that energy. Cause I know I can't really fuck it up. All I gotta do is say your name. But the energy, I introduced Marcus King.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw that. I was like, all right, I need this. They wanted me to do this thing where you go one time, two times, but I didn't have in-ear monitors in. So I couldn't hear the band the way they were doing it. So I was like, fuck. So I tried it once, and then I tried it again, and I couldn't hear it, and I was like,

nevermind, I'm just gonna introduce him. Seemed cool. Yeah, it was cool. It was a wild show, man. Marcus King's pretty fuckin', pretty fuckin' epic. Counted as a. I love that kid, man. And I say kid, because he's so much younger than I am.

But like, he's like a- He is young. He's like he's like 27 or something and going through all this at 27. How old are you? 28? I think when we first met I was 25 maybe. Yeah, I like I'm young. I wish I was 20 years younger but I'm glad I'm not.. I like being 51. I like it. I love it. I love where I'm at in my life. And I love that I'm meeting guys like you and that I'm excited by guys like you. I'm excited by guys like Marcus and Jelly and all these great fucking talents I've gotten to meet that I just... And I love where I'm at musically. If you have anyone

to take away from this podcast, I think your takeaway should be explore the beautiful music that's being made. Because there was a day back in the day where people would be like, I don't know, Luke Bryant, I don't know, I'm not into that kind of music. Dude, that motherfucker, that guy... Go watch the Nine Ball music video and you will change your mind on Zach Bryan. Wait, Zach Brown or Zach? Well, I said, you thought you said Zach Bryan.

I said Luke Bryan. Oh. Am I saying the wrong fucking word? Well, everyone in country is first name and last name. And they're both usually first names. I'm not good at names. Zach Brown's a bad motherfucker. Zach Brown band has amazing songs. Zach Bryan is also cool. There's a Zach Brian

There's a fucking Luke Bryant. There's a fucking Zach Brown. There's a there's there By the way, I think so much great music secret time. We're fucking looking at houses in Nashville I got a queen out there one of my main Probably my main baby. She has like a giant property out in Dixon outside of Nashville. Well, you know what, Dixon, I know Dixon, yeah. Yeah, and she moved her whole family out there.

Really? Yeah. Leanne got switched when we did beer Olympics with Bustin' with the Boys. Leanne was like, this is where I wanna be here. I wanna be here more often. Yeah, it's a little hectic, but it's tight. It's hectic for you. For me, it's easy peasy. Yeah? Oh, fuck, yeah. I can't here more often. Yeah, it's a little hectic, but it's tight. It's hectic for you.

For me, it's easy peasy. Yeah? Oh, fuck yeah. I can't walk around Nashville. No, you cannot. It's probably one of the worst places possible for me to walk around. Because everyone's go, it's almost like the mothership. Like people go to see the thing.

Like mothership's like wild these days, but like when Nashville's like, everyone comes to Nashville to go see the celebrity, the star, the music. Like for me, I can be low key in Nashville. No one, everyone comes to Nashville to go see the celebrity, the star of the music. Like for me, I can be low key in Nashville. No one, we went to a show in Nashville, no one even knew who I was and just chilled and had a great time, went to a bar.

People were like low key cool, but I love, I fucking love, and Bargatze's in Nashville. And he's gained so much weight, he keeps hitting me up, like I need help with my body. He's like, I'm just a mess, I'm a mess. You know Nate Bargatze? Used to be a skinny comedian, now he's like a bigger dude. He's very funny.

Is that how you classify comedians? That's how I classify Nate. Dude, this has been a great podcast. Thank you for doing it. Thank you for doing it, man. Thank you for joining. And thank you for being so cool. Thank you.

Like, no, but like you're like a cool dude and you've always been just kind and you're a star and you walk in like a regular person. Like you're a star, and you walk in, and you're very casual to say hi to everyone, you know everyone here, and I think, man, that's badass to see. I think that's the key to success for anybody,

is just be nice to people, don't get any type of ego. Yeah, tell that to Tommy. This has been a great episode everyone go see young gravy on tour Grits and gravy start September 1st ending November 29th in Minneapolis, Minnesota Fucking gangsta. That's another one you could pull up to it's give me a festival November 29th. I think I'm in I mean I think Tommy and I are going to Tommy's got a show at FSU I think we're gonna both go out and ball out at FSU and go see the Florida Gators.

Next time you guys have, I need to see your schedule too, because I wanna pull up to the show. Please. I tried to on this past tour and it didn't work. I know, I know. Summer Shandy. What did you think? Delicious.

It's fucking amazing. A1, yeah. It's a sneaky way to let beers fuck with you. You can tell that you're getting it. Like you taste, it tastes good, but it's potent. It's so good. I'm a fan. All right, I gotta go throw a surprise party for Leanne.

All right, I gotta piss really bad. If you couldn't tell, I've had to piss for like 20 minutes again. Awesome, thank you for doing this, brother. Yes, hey. I love you. It has been, I love you, dog. Bert and Tom, Tom and Bert. One goes to the top, the other wears a shirt. Tom tells stories and Bert One goes to the top and swallows the other wears the shirt

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