2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer - Losing Your Virginity w/ Adam Devine | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 177

Episode Date: March 20, 2023

Check out Adam and his buddies on their podcast “This Is Important” https://www.youtube.com/@ThisIsImportantAdam Devine joins Bert Kreischer in Tom Segura’s place for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Bert and Adam discuss Mardi Gras, losing their virginity, making movies, improvising, their career goals, working with Danny McBride, Zac Efron, and Pete Davidson, doing edibles and mushrooms, and much more!https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/

People like it's so weirded out about like seeing my dick. Uh, you also see my butthole. If you look closely, you loop them in with walking Phoenix and go, Hey guys, it's Adam. Real curious, did we really train on someone last night? They're not, do they shit on purpose? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And you're like this is politics. I'm Berkweisher and I understand politics. He is the same with a bunch of indigenous people. I was like, it must be political.

100%. I'm a bunch of you. Hey guys, brand new episode of Two Bears One Cave and Tom Segura is back in the clinic. He's getting his levels tested. He tested his positive for steroids and... Is that his issue right now? Because he's getting his levels tested. He tested his positive for steroids and... Is that his issue right now? Because he's all steroids, yeah.

Yeah, I showed you that pic. I was like, that just looks like steroids. He looks does not look good, he does not look healthy. That's what I thought. What are you doing? Luckily, I have Adam Divine, the fucking legend, showing me his mix. This is, I call this the go-go, and this is a little pick me up. You got to cut the sugar-free red bull, you know?

Yes. It's too much. And I'm getting older, and I feel like, well, you're getting older. You're getting older. You're a legit old. Look at all that gray in your beard. Dude, it wasn't always gray.

And that one I looked pictures of me without a gray beard, it looks like I died it. Yeah. It just all showed up right here. Wait, so I do this with Diet Coke sometimes. The Diet Coke is too much for you. It is perfect. It is perfect.

This is what I did. I was just telling you this, but I was the king of Mardi Gras. Of Bacchus, you know how Mardi Gras works? Have you ever done it? Pretend I don't. Okay, so they do these, they have like crews, and every crew throws a big parade,

and Bacchus is one of the very biggest ones. And so I was like the king, I had a full-on crown and down in the whole thing, and like other kings were there, like I rode down with Anthony Mackie, and then it was just a sea of people. Anthony Mackey, the guy from the guy that plays the hog guy. Marvel, the hog guy. Yeah, he's hot.

No, he's like the hawk. Yeah, no, yeah, is that right? Yeah, right. Yeah. He's in, he's in most hot. Yeah, he's in his hot. Yeah, he's hot. I have the best, remind me to tell you my great Anthony Mackey joke

I told, but keep going. Okay, keep going okay Yeah, and essentially I'm gonna if you want to do it I bet we we can make that happen Yeah, cuz now I'm on like the day is that get you to help people yeah, who else is on this day I said did you did you get it? It's like every day. I'm gonna do it. No Danny never did it No John Goodman put it put in a word for me cuz he's super plugged in yeah I think of how crazy your list of celebrity friends is. Yeah, it's weird.

It's weird that I could call these people. Yeah. Now whether John will answer, that's debatable, but he'll throw my name in the hat for this thing. Sweet, when did you show up? When did you show up down in New Orleans? And did you drink on the flight down? Drink on the flight down.

Did you go, did you go private with your dad? Didn't go private. Well, they were in the Missouri. They're, they live in Lake of the Oz down. Did you go private with your dad? Didn't go private. Well, they were in the Missouri. They're living in Lake of the Ozarks. Okay. So they met us there. But we brought the wife, brought like 10 friends. There was like a 25 of us.

There was like, we were like a motley crew. And yeah, we went Thursday. And then it was just like, to the moon. I feel like I can barely open my eyes. They're like swollen shut. No, you're from all that. I wonder, I wonder because like, to the moon. I feel like I can barely open my eyes. They're like swollen shut. No, from all that. I wonder, I wonder because like when I did, when I did my movie The Machine coming out

in movie theaters, Memorial Day weekend, when I did my movie The Machine, I woke up every morning and I could visibly see bags under my eyes every fucking morning. You do the poochies? And I did the little, the under eye thing. Yeah. I do those.

I put caffeine serum on first, and then the pouls, and then they go away. I didn't know the caffeine serum trick. Yeah, they got caffeine. I got, yeah. And so by go, you look still so fucking perfectly young that, do you see, do you ever see like, when you get ready to go to set

and you've stayed out, do you ever look at yourself and go, oh, I look like shit. Dude, I like every photo from me from the Marta Girl weekend, I'm like, I went to a children's hospital. Which I do. Okay, yeah, you were. A lot of the children's hospital kids.

Yeah, it was a children's hospital kid. And so like, we went there and like, I was like kissing babies and stuff. But then I looked like a hot, hot piece of garbage. I'm just like, oh, I'm vomited a bag. It's gotta be cool for those kids to see you and then you to share your story go, oh, I was hit by a cement truck.

Yeah, and then it's a lot of me going, so what happened to you? Yeah. Oh, you bitch. You were hit by a regular car? I was hit by a fucking cement truck was hit by a cement truck, pussy. Dude, I still can't break dance. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, so it was nuts. So what was the, like, did you have that moment that like, it's like a celebrity moment you see where people are standing on the balcony and then Aaron Rogers was on the balcony across the street and you're like, throw football. Yeah, it was like a lot of, I like, dude.

I mean, I mean, I shouldn't say this because they, you know, it's supposed to be like the good king, but it's Marty Grott. But like, I toasted the king and then gave a speech. Don't really remember giving that speech that well. Like, they were like, and when you met the mayor last night you gave that nice toast. I was like, was it nice?

The mayor? Was it a nice toast? You're a real man. What did I say? Was it a good toast? He's vaccines. Yeah. Crossroads, he made deaths.

The more hamlin' Pfizer, bitch. Pfizer. I support men making choices over women's bodies for it. It all came out. Oh, my deep seated hatred came. Who's that? No, it was it was a blast though, man.

And then the absolute perfect band played for me, which was we rolled into the convention center and there's 10,000 people waiting. And then we rolled in, you know, I'm throwing beads out. That's right, because the convention center is where it all starts. It, that's where it all ends. But, no, but, don't you have to join,

you get on, do you get on the float at the convention center? We get on the, like, tipotinas. We get on the float right there. And then it starts and it weasels this way through the city and then it goes to the convention center. And that's where all the people that basically paid for the floats. So there's like 10,000 people there.

There are a lot of movie investors in there. Oh yeah, a lot. The guys who get invested in a fucking movie. Yeah, and then after... Workaholics. Yeah, and like the Workaholics movie. Huh? We're talking about that, you guys really screwed the fucking boots on me.

You wanna make your king happy? Uh, but dude, I'm like, I'm all fucked up. My fingers are all cut from like throwing beads. Oh yeah. And then my voice is like half cocked right now. So what was the regimen of drinking? Did you, were you day drinking early morning drinking? There was no, I wish I went in with a more solid of a plan

because it was just like, I didn't, I wish I went in with a more solid of a plan because it was just like, I drink coffee and caffeine all day long. Like, I'm a real addict, too. Oh, shit? Yeah, I'm like, I love caffeine. And. It's true, I have to play with it. If I drink too much, I start getting shaky.

Oh, I can write it all. I can drink a red bull and go to bed. Are you the guy person that can have a cappuccino at the end of dinner? Absolutely. I can't. I can't. If I have a cappuccino at the end of dinner? Absolutely. I can't. I can't. If I have a cappuccino at the end of dinner,

I'm like, okay. So I didn't have even one cup of coffee because I just started with a glass of vodka. Oh my God. So. It sounds like summer camp to me. It was fun, dude. Yeah, I thought of you.

I was like, the next day, like literally that was Sunday night. And then we came home last night, I got home at midnight last night. So I was thinking like, oh, I gotta do the podcast with Bert. And I was like, oh, Bert, what's wrong with that? Oh, that's a fucking upper your cocktail right now just to write the boat, you know, that's how it works.

Steer the ship, the, did you ever think this was gonna happen to you? I mean, yeah. But. That's why I'm a satire. Yeah, it was like the whole point of me moving across the country to be here. I did. People ask me that, it's like, I mean, didn't you?

Like, no, no, I never thought. I knew that I'd be a comedian, but the business was different when I started. I knew I'd be a comedian and I knew I'd live in New York and I knew I'd do stand up. Yeah. I just didn't know how you'd make money at it. I wasn't sure about that.

And I definitely, and then when I got my first deal, I definitely thought, I don't know, like you remember seeing the first girl with tits and being like, I'd love to play with those. But then you didn't that summer and then you're like, I guess I'll never get it. You thought it was the next summer. Yeah, the next 12 summers in a row. And then finally, when you do get tits, you're like, I guess this was going to happen.

I just, it was worth it. Yeah. It was worth the wait. Yeah. No, I remember like the first time I had sex and then like my girlfriend, we had sex again like the next night and I'm like, so you're gonna allow this to happen all the time now. Now the seal has been broken, it can happen all the time.

When that, that was a big moment in my life. I remember hearing about people to having sex. Like you whisperin' dude, because it's a beautiful moment. Ninth grade, ninth grade. There was like one couple and they were having sex. I'm not gonna say their names. I bet I can say them and no one would know.

I'd say it and believe, you know. You're a ****. Ooh. Yeah. And they would like go to the golf course next time. But this is a gay couple and ninth grade? No. No.

You guys are my super progressive and when Tampa were, my friend group was very progressive. And the f*** we would fuck Ryan in the ass on the over the badges. Yeah, at baseball practice. At baseball practice. No, I didn't know.

I don't think I still have a, I don't think I have a gay couple friend. You got to get, you should get one. Do I have one? Just to have it in your bag, yeah. Oh, I have a gay couple friend. Oh yeah, definitely about that. Yeah, fucking. Well, you know, like I sometimes I always go to the negative on me.

Like I always go to the negative first. And I never want to be the guy that goes like, oh, I'm really super, super good. You know, like I always go bad for me. Oh, shit. And then work my way out of the bad. No, they, I would have super super good, you know, like I always go bad for me Oh, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. And so I did it. I was like, can you imagine having sex? I didn't have sex, I didn't have sex like until two years after that. And then when I had it, I only had it twice

and I fucked up both of them so bad. And I was like, I don't know if I wanna have sex with anyone. I don't think I'm good at it. I used to get depressed. If a girl, like you know like a, like, promised stuff where you're, when everyone will get a hotel room and everyone will sleep in the same bed, I would get depressed.

This is sleeping next to a girl. Am I crazy? Why? I don't know. They just depressed me. Yeah, because you're like, I just was like, oh, no. What am I doing here?

Yeah, like it's just, I don't deserve this. No, yeah, and then I go, I don't love her. She doesn't love me. This isn't what it's supposed to be. And that's why you're a good guy, Bert. No, yeah, and then I go, I don't love her. She doesn't love me. This isn't what it's supposed to be. And that's why you're a good guy, Bert. Er, you know? No. That's definitely why.

I lost my virginity immediately following a Blink 1.82 concert in when I was like 16 years old and to set the mood, we're back at like the hotel. I played more Blink 1.82 and played cute up the mood, we're back at the hotel. I played more Blink 182 and played Cutie of the Song, not realizing how stupid and ironic it would be. I played all the small things. Pfft. I played all the small things when I'm losing my virginity

for the first time, super, first time a girl's really been, it felt my penis. And then, yeah, so I'm doing it, I don't know, I'm humping, but I'm exactly. Yeah. And you might have to pay for it now. But so we're having sex and I realize that and I go more like all the medium sized things right? And she goes, what?

I'm like more like the medium sized things and she? And she goes, what? I'm like, no more like the medium sized things and she didn't get it and then I was done. Oh, and I was like, how long did you last your first time? Didn't make it through the one and a half minute long song. Ah! Ah! There was still a lot left of the whole second and third chorus.

Ah! You guys just lay there and then listening to the rest of the song. Good track. Good track. We just were at the concert. Oh, that's so fucking funny. Do you still know that girl?

I do. I actually told that story. Do you remember when the Goddamn comedy jam on Comedy Central? Yeah. Yeah. So I told that story there and he said her full name. Her full name. For full name. Just came out of me, didn't even think.

Didn't even think. Well that's cause, Sui's always better when the real names are attacked. Exactly. And they always are. Yes, because it makes it real. And her better. And she is now a vice principal of a school.

And she's like, she calls me and I haven't heard from her in years. So I'm like, hey, what's up? Good to hear from you, not thinking. And then she was like, you asshole, what are you doing? Like these kids and I'm like, okay, fair enough. I got one better than that. I wrote a book.

I wrote a book. It's called Life of the Party. You can find it on Amazon, I think. And I used everyone's real names. Ah! Ah! Did not think at all. I mean, if you leave this book with my Facebook open next to it, you can see what everyone looks like.

It makes sure of the dumbest fucking thing I ever did. And I didn't realize you lose friends from it. I got a text to direct message from a girl. And she said, hey, my son read your book. Aw. I heard I get a shout out and I immediately, I panic because I go, my memories of her aren't like, they're, you know, they're little.

We called her Sloppy Lisa. Yeah. Something to that effect. And then I was like, aha, yeah, all in good fun. And she goes, are you fucking kidding me? You basically call me a whore. And I was like, but ha, yeah, all in good fun. And she goes, are you fucking kidding me? You basically call me a whore. And I was like, but the best is I have a buddy. I have a buddy I won't say his name,

but he's been in and out of rehab, like legit drug problems. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha His I don't know the right way to say that this is gonna come out wrong But his brother passes and I and we go down to be with his family and my buddy's not doing well Because he's been in another rehab and his brother just passed and he's not doing what we can all tell and We're with a bunch of over our friends and then and he goes he's just like very casually like oh Hey, man, congrats on that book. I heard you wrote a book. I was like, yeah, he goes, is it do well? And I said, now I got a fucking message from what's your name? And he goes, yeah, what is he saying?

I was like, I don't know, I guess I called her a whore and she's upset and he's like, she was a whore. I go, what? And he goes, fuck her, dude. She's a whore. I was like, I see it. The kind of, the kind of honesty you get from a dude that's been in and out of drug rehab

in just all of his brother. He's like, is that in and out of drug rehab and just lost his brother. He's like, is that what he's worried about? I'm bearing my brother tomorrow. I can't kick Oxy's. Yeah, yeah. Everyone knows my shit. 16 years old, I was 17 when I lost my virginity. What do you think the right age

to lose your virginity is? Probably, I mean, yeah, right around them. Yeah, I'm 18. Too early and like I have a friend who lost his at nine in a gang bang. Okay. Sorry. Ah.

Oh yeah. Hi. There's, it's always crazy when you hear other people's story about stories about sexuality. Like some people where it based on where you grew up, it was younger, like Leanne and all her fucking friends and family, they're all young. Really?

Yeah, because they grew up in the sticks and Georgia, there was nothing to do but fuck fat and race. Yeah, well, I mean, I had some friends that were like 14 and like, I remember, they're like my good friends. And so like, we would all be hanging out and they would like have would have sex in a corner of a while where I'll just plain sonic the hedgehog on Sega Genesis.

Because they're too young. Yeah, do you remember hearing stories of people going, yeah, me and my buddies used to joke off together and you're like, cool. Okay. I'm not sure I could have been friends with you. Come on, Bert, you'll love it. The party crew. Someone just told me, who told me a story about, do you ever remember you'd pull up a pillow

and you and your friends would jerk off together? I think it was Mark Norman or was it Sam Orrell? Someone just told me that I was like, oh cool. By the way, both of them are getting this clip going, I didn't fucking say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was it me. Isn't it crazy? I'm crazy.

I was saying Tino, I know it was. Are you the age group where you really do understand sexual fluidity and the spectrum of sexuality? Are you kind of, I mean, sort of. Like I feel like my wife is eight years younger than me, so she understands it more than I do. Wait, how do you I'm 39? Oh shut the fuck off? Yeah, and she's 31 I hate you so much and still look like you're fucking 25 Boink and

Yeah, so she gets it and then I I am I'm sort of like I just always defer to her I try not to I try not to be an old man. Like, I try not to go like, I don't get it, you know, because I don't, I don't feel that way. I've never felt that way my whole life. I've always felt like, but, yeah, me too. But man, kids these days, I don't think they see sexuality

in all the way we saw it as kids. It's way, it's way, way different. Like, I was watching that, like, that Gen Z movie. I called it Gen Z movie because I'm an old guy now, but bodies, bodies, bodies, and there are like 20 something years old. I just hold on. I just saw the trailer for this on the plane last night. Body, body, body, body, body.

Wait, hold on. Who's in it that I know? It's Pete Davidson. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it is a very cool movie. I ran into Pete, I ran into Pete Sunday. I have to tell you man. He was in the best, I was like, what is up?

He was like, he's glowing. He's glowing, he was fucking glowing. And he was like, in the best mood, so light. Like every other time I've seen him, I was always like, oh, it's up, bro, it's up. He was like bubbling. I don't know if it was NASCAR or what, but he was in the best mood of everything.

What's body's body's body's about? So there are like 20 something, they go to a hurricane party, and then people just start dying, essentially. And it's crazy, but it opens up with these two, probably 22 year old girls or maybe younger, just making out. And I was like, am I an old man?

Cause I'm like looking around the plane, and like are people watching me? Oh yeah, they're making out on an airplane. You watch it on an airplane. I'm an airplane and I'm like, this seems like a little too intense for an airplane movie, but it was a really cool movie.

So, what is this, what is this, so this they all start dying? Someone's murdering them? Yeah, or so you think. Oh, is it a good movie? Yeah, you so you think. Oh, is it a good movie? Yeah, you should watch it. It's cool, it's cool, but it was, that was like the first time I've seen a movie

where the whole cast is that age and it felt like, oh, I'm not of that generation. Yeah, wait, you're Pete's age, right? No, it's old speed. Pete is like 25 years old. Are you serious? He was super young. I have no idea how old anyone is.

Yeah, I feel like. I have no idea. I think everyone's my age, piece 29. Oh, he's 20. I gotta be honest with you, man. I he fucking, I was like, whatever, whatever you're doing, if it's yoga or meditating, or if it's a fucking, whatever the fuck he was doing.

Of he's gonna be quick drinking, whatever the fuck he's doing, I wanted to do. He looked amazing and he was great. Oh, good drinking, whatever the fuck he's doing, I wanted to do. He looked amazing and he was great. He was a great guy. I had him on House Party season one. When he was 19 before SNL. The list of people you had on House Party. Someone else just said they did House Party that I was with.

And they're like, oh yeah, I did House Party with Adam DeVine. And I was like, who else was on that line up? Well, it was like, who else was on that lineup? Well, it was like, it was Pete and Santino and Greg Moran and Eric Griffin and Samarrel. I mean, everyone. And you did it in Hawaii?

We did it first season in LA. It was like proof of concept this is sort of season. And then the whole plan was to take it everywhere. And then we did season two on Frenchman Street in New Orleans. Really? Yeah, which was just wild. How many seasons did you do? Three.

And then the third season we did it in on the North Shore of Hawaii. I saw that and I was like, you had Taylor Tomlinson. Yeah, and then, yeah, Taylor, we had, I mean, it's a long list of people, but we had a ton of great comics that, and it was cool because you had Leonard on? Oh, I let Leonard Uts, yeah, he's great. He's super funny. Tone Bell, Jesus Christ,

this is Rick Glassman, Kerbron Holer, Mateo Lane, Eric Griffin, Christian Shaw, shut the fuck up. Yeah. Aparna is fucking funny as shit. Dude, Ian Carmell is funny as shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's cool Is that a letter? It's on Brooks wheelin' oh, I have Brooks Annie the Lucas brothers Esther Byron. Yeah Damn it. See this is something where you see these you know this is why you're where you are I'm being dead serious is and I only from my perspective of what I've seen, you see these things given to comics,

and they piss it away. They filled up with their friends, and they don't fucking put the funniest people on, because they're threatened by being around funny people. Oh, no. And you put on fucking, that's a murderers list of fucking... Yeah, yeah.

Well, I was like, you know, and for me, it's cool to then, like years later, be like running into all those people and see how great that they're doing. And obviously, like, that's just a small part of their career, but it was pretty cool to see them at the very, very beginning. Like, right, like, most of those people was their first time.

Most of them was their first time ever with animal television. First time on TV, yeah. So it was cool. And then we had like a narrative thread that ran through the show So they got to act too. So they got something for the real, you know a little thing We were doing was the last season when you were doing the thing with what's his name? Mike had Dave

me when he hits yeah, so like I went to Such a grateful now shooting that movie on the North Shore and then I was like, let's bring house party here But then I got greedy and they're like, well, where would they come to Central Existing? We're like, where would you want to do a season four? And I'm like, Sidney? And they're like, you're canceled. No. You're not gonna go to Sidney. That movie, Mike and Dave need dates.

What do you need, C.L.? What do you need? It's so fucking funny. Yeah, thanks, dude. I can't tell sometimes. I wonder if it's the thing, because I know you, I know you, but I don't know you as well as I feel like I know you when I walk you tell sometimes. I wonder if it's the thing, because I know you, I know you, but I don't know you as well as I feel like I know you when I walk you on things.

Like I feel like I go, I'm gonna watch that and go in. You're like, you get in a going, oh Adam. You know, like God's so him. Oh yeah. And like I don't know the other guy. What's the other guy's name? Zach Efron. He's fucking obviously great.

He's great, very, very, he does. I love that, dude. But man. What's great is how handsome he is, distracts people from how good of an actor he is. I even watched his Netflix series where it's like political or something. Which one's that? Oh, no.

He's like, what's it called? He like does political stuff. I don't know. I think you're thinking of another person. No, no, Zach Efron, maybe it's not political. Maybe it's just like, oh no, that's where he like goes and it's like, he's down to earth. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He gets to know the indigenous people at all. Whatever. He's not an all political leader. He just like goes and travels and like does outdoorsy shit. Yeah, not political. I was watching it, and I was watching it and I was like, and you're like, this is politics. I'm Berkweisher and I understand politics.

You're sitting with a bunch of indigenous people. I was like, it must be political. Oh, he's hard hitting questions from Zach. So when you do a movie like this with a guy like this, do you keep in touch? Do you text him every now and then? Or are you kind of like one and done? If, if we run into each other, we'll hang out.

Yeah, we're not like best of buddies, but like, yeah, we, we, we was, we were staying in touch, we'll hit each other up every once in a while. Usually like if some, if we have something come out, I'll be like, yo, I saw that. You did great. I'm a lot of super cool to see you, you know, that's pretty cool. Like I just, I text with Aubrey quite a bit. Aubrey flies at, you know, because she's been crushing it lately. I'm like, dude, she just did SNL. She hosted SNL. I just saw her first of all, I do not,

I, I won't. You never, have you done SNL? No. I mean, either I really won't do. Would you host it? Yeah, that'd be sick, dude. You want that pressure? Yeah.

Who gets a shit? Oh, some people. Yeah, some people. Yeah, I'm, I will. You want that pressure? Yeah, who gets a shit? Some people. Yeah, some people. Yeah, I will hold on. Here's, okay, this is just, we're just talking. Okay, good. Oh, good, I thought it was more than that. Yeah.

The amount of pressure you go through for SNL, meaning the amount of stress, the buildup, the week before worrying about your monologue, making sure your monologue's good because as comics, we have to do stand-up. We can't just go up and just do like, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, every cast member comes on. Yeah. Hey. Yeah. Who's playing a trumpet in the crowd? You know, we got to do stand-up and it's got to be fucking banging stand-up. And more comics, we got to write it ourselves. And now you're putting yourself in front of the country on the biggest comedy platform that's ever been. I watched them in Bill Burd did it.

And I remember, I think I asked them, was it worth the stress? And he said, you know, I'm not gonna put words in Bill's mouth, but his answer, I think, was ultimately yes, you have to do it. Yeah. But there was a ton of stress that goes into it. That's one of the things that I go,

yes, I do it, but I know I'd regret it the whole week leading up to it until I did it, and then I go, thank God I do it, but I know I'd regret it the whole week leading up to it until I did it, and then I go, thank God I did it. Yeah, I mean, yeah, for sure there'll be like, because I mean, I still like right before I go out and present at some big award show, or like do a big show, or something.

You're, it's a little bit like right before you're like, what the fuck, what am I doing? Yeah. Why did I sign up for that? Yeah, and then you go and do it, and it's fine. Yeah, all I'm doing is going out. And if I bomb, I look like a fucking asshole. And if I kill no one, it really even remembers me.

Yeah, it's like, yeah. But it's always like, for me, I'm like, that happens one minute as I'm backstage right before going out, and then as soon as I'm out there, it's fine, and then it's fine up until the one minute mark. And then I forget everything that I'm about to do. And I don't remember until I hit the mic. And then it just comes out.

What was the first one of those you did? What was your first leap into celebrity where you're all more callix probably, maybe you had done, by the way, we got to talk about Rebel Wilson. I fucking love her so much. I know we probably talked about her before. I am like, talked about her before. I am, I think that fucking kid is like, there's something so fun about her.

So fucking fun and you got to really work with her. But like, don't get off the fucking Aubrey Plaza. I wanna talk about Aubrey Plaza too. So, who's the first thing? Maybe you had done, yeah, I don't know. I don't know what the very first.? Maybe you'd done... Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what the very first... Like where you're like, oh shit, this is big. Yeah, I mean, I know like I hosted the MTV Movie Awards.

That's fucking... And that was... Yeah, that was pretty huge. And it was like, I didn't have time. I was shooting Game Over Man, my movie idea with the Workholics guys. And I didn't have time to do proper rehearsals. We had one rehearsal the day before.

So I do this big opening song and dance number where I'm beat from Beauty and the Beast and I fall down the stairs and I start a fire and I fly through the air and I land on a table and there's all this dancing and shit that I have to learn. Because somehow I did one singing movie and now they're like, you and shit that I have to learn. Because somehow I did like one singing movie and now they're like, you're a really good singer and dancer and I'm like, Jesus Christ,

soft to you and over here, totally dude. So that was one. And- Can you shove a ball step for us real quick? And I was like kind of embarrassed because the audience, like, there was a curtain, but there's audience behind the curtain. So when they shoot, it's like the audience is it all around.

So I'm like trying to like remember the words. So I'm like mouth into myself and then just one guy, and he goes, you're gonna do great at them. And then they all start cheering and I'm like, fuck. Oh yeah, thank you. Thank you. Yeah. How much do you push back when you get into those rooms

and they go, all right, we got all these ideas. There's what we want you to do and your party is overwork Because you're doing another movie and then you come in you know how much time how much do you push back or how much do you let them to your Their job and you do your well, I think that you there is a part of that that sometimes when I'm like a comical come in and they'll just bulldoze every other Idea yeah because they're like well, it's my show, I have to do everything. And I'm like, you don't have to. Like, there's really funny people that aren't you, that can help you out. And it's your job to, as the leader,

to just go like, all right, I really like that idea. We're gonna use that one. I like that one less. Let's put a pin in that. And maybe something will spark and we'll like that more. And you figure that out. And I think that was just from doing workaholics at a pretty young age and like being the boss when I was 25 And just having to quickly learn like how to delegate responsibilities and how sometimes mediocre ideas can be really fucking funny Like you like I that was the hardest thing for me to learn. I hired a social media company and they're like,

they'd send me ideas. And so I'd send, I would, they would be like, hey, today's national woman awareness month. Can you post a video telling us how much you love your wife? And I was like, absolutely fucking mad. I was like, no fucking way. Am I gonna post? And then I was like, I'm gonna show them how stupid this looks.

And then in doing it, it ends up being pretty funny. I cropped Leanne out of the shot. So you see her as a forehead. And then in doing it, it ends up being pretty funny. I cropped Leon out of the shot. So your seers are forehead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it was pretty funny. And you're like, ah, you can't shit on ideas. Ideas are a great, jumping off place,

even if they're horrible ideas. Well, it's like that movie funny people with Sailor and Rogan. And it was like, yeah, he doesn't want the punchlines. He wants the setups of bits. And then from there, he can figure it out himself. And I think a lot of times with writing for like a war shows and that kind of thing,

it's like, yeah, give me all the jokes and I'll figure out what to do with it. When you read a script for a movie, do you, like I was telling someone, I think I read movie scripts wrong because I don't read, I don't really read, I mean, I read them, but I don't get too lost in dialogue and I don't get too lost.

What I look for is like a great story that I go, if this is a good story, then I go, I'll do it. But if it's not, if it's like, if I go, I said this is weak, but there's funny jokes, I go, I don't give a fuck, funny jokes will come and go, how do you read a movie script?

Yeah, I feel that's a good way to do it. It's because story is more important. It takes forever for me to get through a fuck it's script. Sure. How long does it take to read a movie script? Yeah, I feel that's a good way to do it. It's because stories most like, and it takes forever for me to get through a fucking script. Sure, how long does it take to read a movie script? It takes like a fucking day. I'm better now, but I had to be getting it. It was like, because I would get lost in like, doing the part, like I cast myself as the character.

And then I'm like, well, I would change it. And I'm like punching up bits and I'm like, rewriting things as I'm going. And then I'm on page six and it's like an hour later. And I've like just well, I would change it. And I'm like punching up bits and I'm like rewriting things as I'm going. And then I'm on page six and it's like an hour later and I've like just worked on a scene. And I'm like, well, no, fucking read the God did thing. So now I just bulldoze and read as fast as I can and go through it.

And then I'll go back and read for structure and character things and that kind of thing. What script did you pass on? That's been a good movie. I love this is my favorite question. This is my favorite question. Oh man, that is a good question. I've done them all.

No, I did you hear that Tom Selleck was supposed to be Hans Solo. Yeah, that isn't happened to me. No, for real? No, not really. I mean, there's a lot of movies that sort of just get lost in the sauce. So you're like, they come and go and you're like,

well, that's fine. There's been some really bad movies that I'm like, thank God I passed on. To everyone. And I've done a couple of them. Oh. What's one movie if you could take it back? I'm not gonna say it, because I can't say it.

What does that sound like? I'll tell you later. Wait, can be a hit. I can't. You just melted to me. I just want to see her. Wait, I don't know what he said. I don't know what he said. I can't do it because of the producer's or people. I know.

And like, and you know, you read the script and you're like, well, this could be good. And it just doesn't turn out. Can you pull up Adam's IMDb so I can guess it? I'm a bitch. Is it? So I can guess it. Okay, while we pull up your IMDb, Aubrey Plaza.

I often mistake other actresses as Aubrey Plaza. Like I said to someone, she's awesome and white Lotus. She's not in white Lotus. She is in white Lotus. She is in white Lotus. The fuck? Well, it's white Lotus. Now white Lotus or whatever white load she is in white load. She is in white Lotus the fuck well, it's white Lotus not white

Lotus or whatever you just She is in white Lotus. Yeah, she plays in the newest season the Italy season. Yeah, okay, and she crushes it I was in white Lotus season one. Okay, well now No, no, no, no, no, that's who's that actress. Oh far totally different person. I have no idea No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no was like right at that time where like they, and to their credit, and I think it's a great thing that they were like, okay, we have to make the female characters great now. Yeah.

And if that were to come out three years before that, it would have been just two fucking that would have been secondary characters. So they did a great job of sort of writing. She had a stroke when she was 20. Aubrey did? Oh wow, I didn't know that about anything. I could have been someone else said this,

but I think she had a stroke when she was 20. And she put a lot of things onto other people that you're not exactly sure. I don't pay attention to details. It's the law just go. Aubrey's gonna be like, dude, I never had a fucking stroke at 20. She might have, she might have.

Watch this, this is how you get, oh there she is, yeah. She had a stroke at 20 and she might have, she might have. Watch this, this is how you get, oh there she is. She had a stroke at 20 and she was dating like a 40 year old. Oh wow. And they were asking her in the hospital, how old are you? And when you have a stroke, sometimes things don't connect. Sure. And she was like, I was 16 and she was 20.

And the guy's like, she's 20. She's 20, just over, who knows, she's 20. Who is this man? That's my boyfriend. Yeah, yeah. She couldn't use half of her face. Ah, well, it's working now, girl. Yeah.

Is she cool to be around? Yeah, she's really cool. Yeah, she's fun. Yeah. God, isn't it fun when people part of the disanning and bride party? Yeah, disanning parties. Yeah, it's great.

Are you glad you said yes to that? The right-chishem sons? Yeah, absolutely. It's so good. Dude, it was the best. That was the easiest yes. I'm like, he's on my Mount Rushmore of comics. So like, I was like pretty done with TV

just because it was right after Workaholics. And I was like, I wanna wait a few years, really find the right thing, and like I wanna be the lead. And then Danny called, and I'm not the lead. It's like a big ensemble. But. That's all this love. But ensemble. But it's so good.

And that's why John good. And Danny was like, what'd you want to do it? And it was like, yeah, whatever it is, I'll do it. But sure, let's talk about it, but I'm gonna do it. How bad, I mean that is such a fucking dinger. I mean, it's a such a fucking dinger. I mean, it's a fucking clean head over left center where you're just like everyone fucking murders it. This is gonna sound silly,

but the reason I started watching it was because of Jennifer Nettles. I started doing a show with Jennifer Nettles and then I was like, oh wait, because sometimes, it's on HBO, right? Yep. It's sometimes with HBO, they'll get some stinkers that the network gets behind when it comes to comedy.

Sure. And you'll go like, I'll give it a sec. I watched that first episode. I was crying. I go, Leigh Ann, have you seen this? And I was like, this is fucking amazing. Everyone kills it. And they were at the HBO to their credit is like super behind it.

And it's like, it gets like dark sometimes. It's really dark. So it's fun to do. It feels different than just like doing a sitcom or like. Oh, it's such a good fucking show. Yeah, thanks. Like I never understood the whole concept of, I thought it was, there's a lot of this business

that I shit on because I had to, because that's why you protect yourself. So like, you'd hear some people go, I was lucky enough to work with De Niro. You're like, whatever. I wanted to see his process. I had never understood that until you actually act in something. You're like, I want to watch Danny. I want to watch Danny McBride act. Oh, he's going to I wanna watch him act. And he's cool, dude. I mean, cause Danny writes all this stuff. So like, that's, that was us with Workaholics. So it's cool to see that they kinda do things,

how we do things. Really? Yeah. You like, you write something and like, sometimes you go on a set and they're just like, the script kinda sucks and they're like, yeah, but that's why they have all these great improvisers. And you're like, whoa motherfucker,

it was your job to write a good script. Yeah, I like it. Because it's not my job to come and rewrite the whole guy to that thing. But Danny writes such a good thing that you do that. And then he'll be like, let's let it fly. And then we'll go way off the rails. And that's how we did it with Work Allix.

So it's like, we spent on this time writing a great script. Let's do that. And then after we do a couple takes, and we know we have it, then we're just like, that's just fucking go off the rails. I'm gonna ask you the weirdest question. And this is, by the way,

so inside baseball, so inside actor studio. So, okay, so, dude. What you just said is- How far would it be if we, me and you, were on one of those dumb, the round tables of comedic actors? I mean, everyone's taking it so seriously.

Yeah. Have you seen it? Have you seen, they've got one that I'm, that I've just subscribed to, where it's like all these great actors sitting around a round table and like Colin, the, the, Farrell? Colin, Colin Farrell was like, talking about his missteps as a young kid and what it was like to do Alexander and I was like, I could, I never gave a fuck about those. Now I'm like, oh, because he's talking about his missteps as a young kid and what it was like to do Alexander and I was like, I never gave a fuck about those. Now I'm like,

oh, because he's talking about ego really. And you watch people get lost in ego in this business, is so fucking fascinating. Dude, that was my favorite because I worked at the Empire. What is it close up with Hollywood reporter? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm talking about.

It's so fucking tim. Yeah. That's the exact one. Yeah. Yeah, the, this is, honestly, there's only 150 people that are going to give a shit about this answer. But it's I, I'm good. Let's talk about it. Let's get 40 minutes. Let's give it. So when do you improvise, not on the wide, not on your tight is it like when do you like, so when on the wide, not on your tight. Like when do you, so when you shoot it,

you know better than I do. When you're shooting a scene, say it's you, Danny McBride, do you Danny McBride, and the lines, they do a wide, correct? And then they do his close up, and then you're close up. Well, in a perfect world, you would do two takes, and you nail those two takes.

And then on that third take, you'd get a little loose and start to find the rhythm. And then the closer your coverage gets, then you really dial it in. And you try to do, you try to match what you did in the wide, so then on the other people's coverage, a good actor will know to do this. On the other people's coverage,

they'll be able to match what you did, so then it can become a cohesive scene. Okay, so if you're doing a scene with Daniel Pride, who I'm assuming is probably a pretty good improviser, yeah, obviously. Yeah, you guys do your wide and then they go in, and then you'd mess around on a wide. Yeah, usually on like the third or fourth take,

when you're like, you know you have it. And then they go to his close up, he does it the way you did it on the wide, right? And then he does a few of his messarounds and you're there watching it and you're acting with the beer and not on camera. And then when they go to your close up, you know that there's something really genius

he said you'll cover that and you'll cover all the other stuff. And then if, let's say an actor doesn't do what they did in the other coverage and you wanna match, you had something funny to add to what they said. Then in between takes, you're like, hey, would you mind doing that a little bit? So then I can add something, and then, you know, if they're not a fucking monster,

they'll do it. You know, sometimes you're like, they're not, do they shit on purpose? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Did this bitch not do that on purpose? Uh, but for the most time, it's just like people, they just don't know, until you get in an edit bay, I didn't know this shit until we got workaholics.

Yeah. And then it was like, you're in the edits and you see when things aren't working because we didn't have the coverage and you're like, oh, so if I did that, everything could have worked. That's, I mean, that's what's crazy is you went to, you literally got your doctorate in comedy

by doing workaholics because you learned all the stuff a director needs out of you, all the stuff a writer would bring to this, you learned so much in that fucking season that literally if you went back and they said, hey, just so you know, you need to pay us back all the money for more callings, you'd be like, oh, it was worth it. That work was worth it. And they might.

I could see their Paramount Plus now. I could see them doing something like that, man. I was, I watched you guys do your podcast and you talked about not doing work all of it. Oh, yeah. Dude, it was such a bummer. How was it, it was also, so for people that don't know, we were gonna do the work all of it's movie.

We wrote a killer script. It was so damn funny. We were in prep. We were gonna start in like a month, I think five weeks. And so like- We were directed. We were, yeah, Kyle Novicek,

with all the pieces, we were bringing back all the like department heads. So it was gonna be like the same like, hair and makeup, the same costumes, the same everything. All of them like going to a fucking high school reunion. It would have been the best. Everyone was so damn excited. And then they just were like,

hey, it doesn't fit our new global strategy. And we're peace, we outta here. And we're like, fuck. And it was like the day or the week that we were having all those rains in LA. And so my house was just flooding. Like, they were tearing up my kitchen, being like, we can't find the lake.

And it was like, housing through. And literally, I up my kitchen, being like, we can't find the lake. And it was like housing through. And literally I come downstairs. And so I'm just gonna sound like I'm a fucking rich asshole, but at my beach house. So he was at that, we had to- By the way, I do a podcast with a rich asshole. We're fine, right?

So he calls our fans fat boys. You're a monster, cigarette. We call our fans fat boys. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH James Pers White, you're really gonna connect with these guys on me. And yeah, so I have a place in Hollywood, the house had about right when I was doing workaholics. And then I just got this beach house a handful years ago. So the Hollywood house was fully flooding. And we're like, figuring out the leak. And then I come downstairs and the beach house

is now flooding. And in my kitchen, it's just raining. And I'm like, oh no. And then my manager calls and I go, dude, I don't know if I could do the podcast, my beach house is flooding. And he goes, oh shit dude, that fucking sucks. I got other bad news.

Paramount Plus isn't doing the fucking movie. All right, I think you should talk about it on the podcast. And so like, then we got on the podcast and it was like, it took everything not to just shit on Paramount Plus, but like, I get it. It's like, it's not just like, oh guy, making a decision who will greenlit the movie. Now it's like, it's a corporation. So it's hard not to take things personal because you go, like, even like, I mean, everything, I take everything personal. And that's by the way,

the only reason I'm, I mean, the reason I'm, and not to only be some friends with Tom, but the only reason I'm friends with Tom, the reason we're so close is that he understands how personal I take things, he understands how sensitive I am, so he can communicate with me the same way Leandas.

Does he poke the bear a little bit? Or no, he, he, he, he comes at for you. He puts the bear in the cave. Okay, you. He puts the bear in the cave. Yeah, okay, good. He puts the bear in the cave and then he'll put some marshmallows in there. Yeah, I can't.

And he kind of closes up and leaves and be like, all right, he's asleep. Now let's talk about this fucking two-bear sports management. He's taking it all personal. My goal is to be billionaires. And so I want to be a billionaire. Tom wants to be it for some of his reasons.

And like, so he can buy more cars. I want to do it so I can help children. Good. Yeah. It was specifically children. Yeah. How much do you think, do you ever think about like, do you ever think about like business opportunities like starting your own booze and things like that? Yeah. Like, yeah. Quite a bit. I've invested in a few like those, those can, C-A-N, those little cannabis drinks. Oh, dude, I'll hook you up. They're fucking so good. They're little weed drinks.

And like some days where I'm like, dude, I'm like, my guts are gargling from all the vodka. Like I need to lay off for a few days. I'll drink these little fucking things. Thanks for reading. And dude, they're so good. They're like delicious. I'm like, this might be my home run.

How many do you have? Like, if you're gonna have a night, do you have two, do you have one, and just slow roll it? Oh no, because they're pretty small. They're like two, two and a half milligrams. So you can have like, you can drink them like you're drinking a beer. Where do you buy them at?

Yeah, any dispensary. Are you fucking serious? Yeah. You get on ease, they'll send them right to your house. I got, I got, I found little, I get on ease, they'll send them right to your house. I got sent you some. I got, I got, I found little, I don't know if they're around here, but little edibles by God fuck, who, I want to give them a shout out.

They're, what are the best edibles? Type in edibles. Is it, the like, keep up, keep up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, those are good, dude. Those are good. I have those every night. I'm like a little, Camino, Camino, Yeah, yeah, yeah, those are good, dude. Those are good. I have those every night. I'm like a little...

Camino, Camino, Camino, Camino. The gummies are way good. Dude. All right, they gave me, I got, they hit me up for my birthday, and then I get where I'm gonna send you a package. They sent me more edibles than I could put an elephant to sleep with these edibles.

But these are some of them, yeah. Oh yeah. Dude, these things are, oh no, I have those exact same joyable. So I don't know, fucking enjoyable. I like Danny was like, Jesus Christ dude, you're gonna, McBride was like, you're gonna get arrested.

I packed so many, because we go to Charleston for eight months, it takes to shoot the goddamn season. So like I'll travel with a suitcase full of edibles and chocolates and cannons and like and I just were I'm like, I've been I've been I've been I've been I'll be okay. The worst. Yeah, I can give me a take on something. Yeah, I travel with so many.

I love this shit. Dude, the Kiva, the all those guys, the Churro guy and you messed with that. What's that one? Tastes like Churro. No. Yeah. I so I've I've I've probably told the story before, but it's worth telling again.

So we get these and they're five milligrams, which is probably the perfect. There's another one that's even lighter. So I get two milligrams that you can give anyone one. Cause it's, two milligrams is the perfect amount of marijuana to start your night off. Yes, you could just have one. And then a few hours later, you can have another.

Yeah. And just sort of, I hate when like, that's why I like the can so much. Because it's like, it's a social, you're drinking it, you can drink it at a party. I love the idea of the can. The can is like, I might have to go fucking get some tonight. Yeah.

The lost farm ones are good too. Have you ever lost farm? Lost farm are the, they are, too. Have you ever lost farm? Uh-huh. Lost farm are the they are there's the one of those the terror as the terrorists are good to yeah those terrors are really good. Yeah, but no the Kiva I'm in mess with the whole shit. I think they're the top of the line chocolate. I think I got to be honest, I think they produce lost farm too. I think they're under the same, yeah. So we got these Camino sours and at Christmas. And I notoriously overby groceries.

I am notorious a bit. And I said, you know what? I'm gonna let Tans off. I'm gonna let my wife do it this year. Sure. So Christmas Eve, I give everyone edibles. All the adults get edibles. I go around, it's two milligrams,

I said, would you like one, would you like one, would you like one, everyone took one. And at the end of the night, we get ready to do dishes. And we have barely any leftovers. And I go, and I'm highest fuck, and I'm a little drunk, I go,

we shopped perfectly. We shopped perfectly. And then the next night, Christmas night, we do it again. Everyone eats edibles We eat dinner and we have literally very little leftovers and I go Whoever's picking the amount of food keep going and the anger is fuckhead. You're giving everyone edibles Everyone's eating like savage. Yeah, it's just going wild pounds and like yeah going back for force and fist and I was like Oh, then I was gained a lot of weight off the You don't have to worry about your weight at all do you know? I do do do you work out every day really? Yeah, I work out every day. What podcast do you listen to do I listen to your guys is yeah, I listen to bad friends bad friends is really good

and And yeah, that's about it and then I sometimes I'll listen to Listen to Rogan ever? Sometimes. Rogan's my, I know it sounds so ganky to say it. It's just so damn long. I'm gonna love about it. Oh really?

Oh yeah, I put on him in British, Bridget. Bridget, Fetsy? I don't know. Well, I'll listen to anyone he has longs. I go, if Joe's got him on, there's something interesting about them. Sure. I don't have his bandwidth for fucking curiosity.

Yeah. He's curious about so much shit. Do you fuck with mushrooms at all? Yeah. I used to really fuck with mushrooms like in high school. And, In all,

yeah. And then, British, British, Bridget, Fetisie. she's really great. All right. She just had a kid. She's a comic.

She was. I think she was. She does as a podcast and now in his writing a book. She's more of like a columnist. She's really interesting, but she's really funny on his show and they have a good back and forth. I really enjoy her and Megan Murphy is really good on his show. Okay. Anyone Joe has all I go. I really enjoy her and Megan Murphy is really good on his show. Okay.

Anyone Joe has all I go, I go fucking, we want to, well, he really has the mightest touch. I feel like he has people on and then suddenly they're household names, you know? Or he knows what will be a household name. How about that? There was a guy Paul Damitz, I think his name was. We do a podcast and this guy Paul Damitz comes out

and we're like, and he's like, hey, and Joe's like, if you guys want mushrooms, this is to talk to and we're like, Paul Stamets. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, and then this is the guy. He is the foremost expert on mushrooms. You could tell by the hat a year later. You don't wear that hat unless you fuck with mushrooms. Yeah, the wind just told you to wear that. So yeah, and then a year later I'm watching this fucking documentary on mushrooms and it's all him. It's him.

He knows everything. He's got mushrooms, a cure cancer. He's got fucking everything. I mean mushrooms do, they do rock. And what's the best is like, if you take the right, sometimes you'll take an amount and you're on like hour eight and you're like, what happened? Why? But then in other time you're like, what happened, why? How did I do this before? But then in other time, you're like,

you just, you have everything figured out. You're like, it all makes sense now. I used to, we would record ourselves to be like, well, it all makes, the world makes sense when we're on mushrooms. So let's record and maybe, well, and then it was just us touching the popcorn ceiling in our shitty apartment when we were like 20 years old.

It was just a lot of us like feeling the walls and stuff. I took a pen, I got very, very high one time as a kid and I had all the answers, had all the answers and I grabbed a pen in a paper and I said, I'm going to write this down and And I started writing it all down. And I folded it and I put it in my pocket. I said, this is what I need to read this sober and I'll get it.

And the next morning I woke up and I told my friends, get ready for it. I fucking figured out the universe last night and it was just the word yellow written 12 times. And I was like, fuck. I was like, what is this? Did something yellow happen yesterday? Yeah, and they're like, did a big yellow situation

go down last night? Just a yellow that went, fucking, god dammit, I fucking, no, I can't write on Xanax. I don't fuck where I was Xanax at all. That's what all the proofs will is. I think that was a fuck because of Xanax.is? I think that was because of Xanax. Really? Did he have a big Xanax problem?

No, no. You spread more rumors about people? You just think that no one knew anything about like sedatives back then? And so like he probably, I just think he probably took Xanax a lot. And so, have you know what's going on with him? Yeah, I mean, he's like shit. That fucking bothersx a lot. And so, have you noticed going on with him? Yeah, I mean, he's like,

Shit, that fucking bothers me so much. It sucks, dude. It sucks, it's Bruce Willis. Yeah, just the coolest fucking guy. Like, my, my, one time, one person said that my dad looked like Bruce Willis, and I'm like, Yep, my dad is Bruce Willis. Oh.

I'm like, I put that on my dad, I'm like, you're the coolest. So now all this shit is happening, I'm like, Oh, shit. How much,is. Oh. I'm like, I put that on my dad. I'm like, you're the coolest. So now all this shit is happening. I'm like, oh shit. How much, how much party and did you do in the 80s, dad? I thought I had this aphasia thing. So I'm really bad with names. I'm really bad with names, like to the point right.

And I, to the point right, I'll call. As, as someone comes up, I'll be like, Hey, this is, and as I go to say her name, I go, I'm saying the wrong name right now, Rachel. Like, I do a bad. And then I did Tampa last week, and it was pretty big, and everyone I went to high school was there.

And I knew all their fucking names. I was like, Paula, Mike, Tyler, come, and I was like a weird thing about your friends from when you're like a kid that you always say their first and last name. Yeah. Everybody, you're like, Kyle Walsh, Ryan Johnica, Jason Hillman. What the fuck? Why is that?

And then anyone else after you're 21 years old, anyone else in your life, you're like, I want to say Jeff and they're like, it's Erica. It's fucking talking about. Yeah. I saw I went to Jesuit baseball. I went to play baseball with the high school. Do you have you seen this video? I don't, oh, yes, I did.

I hit a home run. I hit a fucking home run. I was proud of it. 50 years old, you believe in it. And so, fucking went yard. But what's crazy is I, a bunch of dudes, I went to high school, we're all there. I knew all their names.

Amazing. Even a dude I grew up with, it's Guy Mike Swenson, his coach over at Jesuit, I was like, Swenson, what the fuck are you doing? It was like, I was like, oh, I don't have aphasia. I just have, I'm just an alcohol. Yeah, you just drank a little too much, you killed, you killed a handful of brain cells.

I just look at this, I mean. Yeah, yeah, no, I mean. I'm definitely the person that should not be around children. Well, also, how great you had a home run. I'm like, I know. I know. By the way, were you a great baseball player when you were a kid? I was, it was pretty good.

I was not. You weren't like going pro, but you, you, you, you can crush them all. You can crush them all. I could have gone to college. I was like, went to college. Now, let's talk about your gut. Do you think that helps with the swing? Interesting. You say that.

I think I would probably be a better baseball player without the guts. I don't feel like I have full rotation. Oh, okay. Because sometimes I wonder like with the long weight where you could just throw it in. Oh, yeah. Into that ball, that pork.

It's possible. I mean, I don't know if I could. I don't think I could. I played baseball, but I don't think I could hit a home run right now. What was the last time you went home and went to your high school stuff? I did. The Disney Plus did a thing, did a little documentary about me. It was called Becoming, where it was like, it's like a little 30 minute,

which was super weird because it's like a documentary about your life, but you're still alive. And you're like, this should be happening when I'm like, fuck it dead. Like, this is so strange. But then we went and got blackout drunk me and my family the night before. So all of like our interviews,

like, we're like, all hungover, all fat faced. I got in an argument with my mom because I told her like, I don't care if she runs my fan club and she started crying. What? Yeah, I don't know. She was just like drunk a shit. So she's just like, why don't you respect me? I run the fan club. What she does, dude, is she refuses to not to say that it's my mother running the Facebook fan page. So she says that it's me. So she'll respond to people being like,

what up, homie? Like shit that I would never said. And be like yo, yo, it's like a couple of years ago on 420 or it was like a couple of days after 420. She goes, oops, looks like I missed 420. I guess I 420 too hard. I'm like oh my god my my subscribe to your fan page just to send D.O. Dude and then she miss bells everything like it's like it's it's it's really good.

You're your fucking fan page and then replies as if it's you. Yeah and then it stopped happening. But for a while, I think she was like getting a lot of like explicit DMs. Oh my God. I would love to see her replies. Yeah, I'm like, nice body. Respect yourself. Yeah, yeah.

Don't listen to these boys. They'll tell you what to do. Your body, your choice. Respect yourself. Yeah, it's all, yeah. And then sometimes she'll just take, Everybody your choice. Respect yourself, yeah, it's all, yeah. And then sometimes she'll just take, it's not, if you received a message saying, it's my mom, it's not, somebody's coming to be here.

Oh. Oh, yeah, I think she had like some, she had like a person claiming it was her to like get weird things started, I don't know. That's fucking good. But then sometimes she'll just take and repost things that I write and I'm like, well, that's the way to do it. That's the correct way.

But then sometimes she'll take it upon herself to do like a funny gift or, you know. Can I run your fan page for a day? I would love that. I would love to reply. Give me just one, just read one thing and I'll tell you how I reply as you. Okay, so it, don't give me happy New Year's. Give me something more.

It's just weirdly you just like get me canceled. Yeah, it's just like you just post a photo of me like in blackface. No, I don't. I would be fucking great at it because I would never say these things to my, on my fan page. Sure. I'd be totally loose. Yeah. Say things on yours that would be fuck, it's like the guys who write for Arby's and Wendy's and then they just light bitches up. You ever seen those guys? No.

The dudes that work for sometimes the corporate accounts will just like light up. Am I crazy? You know what I'm talking about? Here, give me one. Okay. Literally, just you guys. You're the best.

You can make anything I love your content. Oh, is this about, okay, this is how I reply. Thanks Ivy, can you rank us though and tell us which is your favorite, which is your least favorite? We're thinking about recasting. Yeah, good. Yeah, see? I would never do that for me because.

Classic. Yeah. Yeah, what was crazy about, yeah, I did the Macy's Day parade this year as well. You've had such crazy life experience. It's like, it's so weird, dude. I'm like, this is the year of parades for me. Do you ever feel like, do you ever feel guilty that you get all this good shit and you go, like, I'll tell you very honestly, I, the other day, spread the wealth a little bit.

I definitely said, the other day I did Tampa. And I saw the photos of that. They looked truly incredible. Well, it's where I grew up. And it's like, and it's like every one I ever went to school with was there. And I was like, and I got done and I was like, I kept saying this, everyone should get to have one of these.

Like not just me, everyone should get to have one of these. And I was like obsessed with that. And I was like, if I die, no one should be sad. Everyone should be like, that was hell of a run. Jesus, no one thought he was gonna get that far. If you ever feel like that though, like I mean, you've had such cool life experiences. Yeah, I think so, but I think like once you, yes,

obviously, it's like a lot of pinch me moments. But then I'm also like, I wanna keep going. Like I don't want it to stop. So it's like, where do you wanna go? Where do you wanna go? I would like, to me, I'm like, who has the perfect career is like Sandler. Someone who could just make his movies with his friends,

and then also go and do a movie with Paul, like, now I'm like, you know. I know Paul, I was on his Andersen. Yeah, Paul Thomas, yeah, with PTA, and then have it be like a really cool, weird, different type of role for him, and then go back and do a silly fun comedy with his buddies. I'm like, that's basketball movie.

Yeah, hustle, I thought it was fucking awesome. It was fucking amazing. And that was Happy Madison. I think they're like segue into doing like a little bit different stuff. I just did a movie with, it's called The Outlaws. It comes out this summer. And it's me and Pierce Brosnan and Ellen Barkin and Nina Dobrov.

And it's like a big action, Ben Crabbing Heist movie. Shut up. Yeah, with Happy Madison. Are you serious? Yeah, they produced it with me. Here's Prozons of Batman, the fucker. Dude, he was so...

In the interview he did where someone was like, he's from Ireland, I guess, and then I was like, you're from Ireland, I'm from Ireland. And he says the thing, and Pierce Brosdon talks about the house he grew up in. And that guy's like, the house is still there. Pierce Brosdon's a fucking, that would be a cool career to have.

Where you go, I guess Pierce Brosnan's on under the radar. You know what I mean? Like guys like that, where you go. Yeah, at least James Bond. That's what I'm like. The least under the radar thing you can be. But no, I mean, he's, he's had,

and he's also like, just a cool motherfucker. Like you, and he's like 70 years old and you like walks in them like hair and makeup trail in the morning and I'm like, shit like the vibe changes are like the coolest guy just walked in and meanwhile I'm like they're like a bags under my eyes are putting little poochies under and he's like he's like oh should I use those and I'm like no you've with 70 years without needing them. Yeah. God. That's crazy. So that's gonna be a Netflix movie that we did with the,

but with Happy Madison, which is Sandler's production company. Yeah. But I'm like, that to me is like the perfect career. And he had a, he said something in some fucking magazine, whereas like, would you, and I'm probably miss quoting, but it's like, what advice would you give to yourself 20 years ago? And Adam Sandler.

Yeah, Adam Sandler. And his advice to him was well. And his advice to himself 20 years ago was appreciate some of the moments. And then he wrote, but if you sit around and do that too much, you're gonna stop having those moments. I did that with raising my children. Ha! I was like, I'm not gonna drag my feet with raising these kids.

I'm gonna fucking go for my shit. That would be cool, man. I bet he has, I bet he's laughed hard as fuck. I mean, think about how much fun the waterboy must have been to make. Or wedding singer. Yes, or the wedding singer. My God, I've rewatched that not too long ago. I'm like, this movie fucking rules.

Like, yeah, he did it absolutely right where you're like, because the whole point of like, especially in comedy is like, you just want to be with your friends and make the funniest shit. Things that you and your friends like, and then hopefully the world likes it too. And he did that, and then he got to have a whole other career

where he's like, considered a great act serious actor, which is cool too. Which is probably precious gems, murder mysteries, not grudge gems. Yeah, not precious. Didn't you have an interview with him, and you like butchered it or something? Yeah.

I'm bad at names. You be Halloween was good. Everything Sandler does is good. He's my guy though. Yeah, I discovered my sense of humor by watching him. Yeah, me too. And then being like, oh, that's what I wanna be. Here's my thing, this is what I wanna do.

I don't really care about the content that I make. I just wanna be with my friends. I wanna be able to, I don't want anyone to have to tell me I have to wait in my trailer. I want to be able to walk on set whenever I want. And I want people better than me so I can watch them. That's it. Which is what Sandler did.

Essentially he surrounded himself with really, really good actors that are like, yeah, I just want to go be goofy for like two months. What's better, Billy Madison or Happy Gilmore? Billy Madison. Or sorry, Happy Gilmore, happy Gilmore. Yeah, it's better, yeah. It's better, yeah. What's better, Katy Shack or happy Gilmore?

Happy Gilmore. Because it's my generation. So like I was too young for Katy Shack, like it was like, I didn't really know what the hell was going on. I just liked the little hedgehog or whatever the hell that thing was. I was like, that part's cool.

Caddy Shack gave you lines you could say with your friends that weren't necessarily funny per se, but they were funny. Billy, happy go more, made you laugh out loud. Yeah. It made you laugh out fucking loud. Yeah. I love Stanley. He's, he's, to me, I'm like, that's what I would love to do. I met him. Huh? Is he cool? Yeah, super cool, super nice, super funny. Like exactly what you, what you want. I don't want to meet him. I fucks it up already. We have a movie over there and I'm just gonna be for two days. I'm excited for the machine, dude. I really am. It's, I'm excited.

Have you seen the trailer yet? The, uh, yeah. Of course, yeah. Yeah, that's the teaser. Have you seen the trailer? I don't think so. I don't think so, then. I leaked it in Tampa.

You know, one of my buddies, Scotty Landis, uh, wrote it, yeah. Fuck you. You did already did a draft or? Yeah, you know, awesome. Yeah. I, I, I, he wrote for a work all, excuse one of my best friends. He was, uh, at Marty Garwood with me just the other day. Are you serious? Yeah, shut the fuck up. Uh-huh.

God no wait, did you meet him out in LA? I met him Scotty Landis. I met him here at the Smokowlson Burbank where we were my manager put us together and we was like I think you do well helping you with house party. And I was like, okay, and so I met him and I'm like, I need, because I was writing it while I was doing work all of a sudden. I was like, the workload's pretty intense. I need somebody that could just turn out pages and then I go and rewrite and add stuff and met him and he was a great, super funny guy. All right, go back to, do what you just did for Adam Sandler, but to Adam Divine.

So we can figure out what movie he wishes he hadn't made. I was wondering if you could go look back to that one. And then pull up my IMDB and you can guess which products I wish I hadn't made. You know, what kind of fucking movie movies you've made? Yeah, we, you know, God damn, you've done a lot. Yeah, that's crazy. All right, ready? I'm gonna say a name of one of your movies

that you were in, scroll up, scroll up, go to the top, top, top, because I'm sure they'll do like, yeah. And then you tell me just one word, Jackson, was that the, what was the time travel love story when we first met? I saw that when I liked that. I love Time Travel though.

Me too, I'm a sucker for it. I'm a fucking sucker. Well, it was cool, like that script came across my desk and I was like, I gotta do a Time Travel movie. Like, yeah. Can I tell you my time travel? This should, yeah, this, I should get this made.

This is my Time Travel movie. Okay, it is, that's too long to pass, never mind. I had like three, I had three. I feel like I time traveled right there with you. Time slowed down for a second. I went back for it. It's, you know what, fuck it.

The day I sold the machine I had three movies and each were each were like each one one of the studios have been like we liked that one We liked that one and then I went to legendary and I pitched all three and Kale was like all right. I like them all which one do you want to make and I was like cool? And I was like, I don't know he was like no, no, no, no think about this So I'm gonna make one of your movies. So which one do you wanna make? And I go, well, it's none of them. And he goes, for real, I go, yeah, it's the machine.

And he goes, all right, what is it? And I literally said, I don't know, man, I'm afraid if I made that movie, I'd get kidnapped by the Russian mafia. And he goes, sold. I said, what do you mean? And he goes, is that the pitch? I went, no.

And he goes, well, I'll buy it. That's the movie. And I was like, shut the fuck up. Well, yeah, I know kale, actually. Yeah, he's great guy. I can't help but yeah, he's a good guy. Yeah, I love you. Yeah, he knows.

And I agree that I think that was the perfect first like movie for you to be like the lead and like for you to do, because it wasn't that, that was your bit that like caught on fire. That was it. It's something's into the stratosphere. It has like 88 million views online. So like, you gotta do that movie,

and then do something else. All right, I'm gonna say it, I'm name a movie, and you just tell me one word that reminds you of that movie, okay? Game Over Man. Just like what's one word or one moment when you go? Oh, it was my, it was my dick in the closet. Yeah, my auto-otic a fixation scene. Dude, I stand for people like so weirded out about like seeing my dick.

You also see my butthole if you look closely. So, you know, but I'm like, to me that just doesn't matter at all. Like I feel like you don't care about being naked. Oh, no, no, no. So I'm like, it just doesn't bother me. I'm like as long as it's funny naked. Oh no, no, no, no. So I'm like, it's just, I just never bothered me at all. I'm like, as long as it's funny, and that scene I stand by it is a very, very, very funny scene.

Peach Perfect, what's your favorite memory of Peach Perfect? Anna Kendrick's on that, right? Anna Kendrick, Rebel, Me, Ben, Platte. It was a really, really good cast, Skylar Aston, Utkarsha, Bootcar. What a great cast. Yeah, it was a really, really good cast scholar aston Utkarsha bootcar Great cast. Yeah, it was really really good. You know, I did that. You know, I went to the the What was it? The I they did it in a movie theater. They played all three pitch perfect

I went to the whole day with my daughters Jesus Christ. Yeah, we watched everything one of the fun one of the funer days I've ever had really 10 in the morning or noon and you watched them all the way up until 9 o'clock a night, and it was when the third pitch perfect came out. Oh, I know. I didn't even know that happened. Yeah, it was fun. They brought all their friends, and you just couldn't, and it was like, no one was there for the first two,

because they were like, I mean, there were some people, but it was mostly us in the theater, because it was like, they're playing old movies. And they've seen the first two. And they've seen the first two, the third one, that's when everyone showed up at, and we had already stayed claimed to our area. We had a fucking blast.

It's one of the funnest times I've had it to be to dead. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. Wasn't in the third one. So. That's right. So you keep talking about it, wasn't in it. No, that's essentially why I did.

I'm doing a show right now called Bumper and Berlin. That's about my pitch perfect character. And we did the season one in Berlin. I'm gonna put the fucking with the German dancers. Yeah. German singers. Yeah, it's exactly Flula Borg. And so I go to Germany to like resurrect my pop career.

And yeah, it was really, really fun show. It was the biggest comedy that Peacock's ever had. Really? Yeah, it was big. Is that streaming right now? Mm-hmm. Yeah, on Peacock. And we're gonna do another season of it this summer.

So, God. Yeah, it was super fun. But that essentially was like, I don't know if I would have done it if I was in the third movie. But since they didn't let me be in the third movie, and then they brought that to me. I was like, well, fuck yeah. I deserve to get paid.

Hey, me, mother. Do you guys have a pitch perfect chat thread where everyone just chats in the group? No, not really. We're your chat threads. The workaholics, we got a big one. Okay. And then me and Brent Moran and Satino and those guys,

we got a thing going. But yeah, I guess not a ton of threads. I've got you big thread guy. Yeah, here are my threads. I got, I am because I'm really bad at replying to text. I got one, well I've got work ones. I got my social media team. Sure.

I've got my, we call it questions for the crisis, which is my manager, my assistant, like my internal team. Sure. I've got the talks. I got those two, but those are on fun. No, these are fine. I have my little work. Topsoft tour chat.

That's the tour we're on right now. Okay, yeah. We've got pretty good productions. I got the sober October crew. I've got Isla Hades eggs. That's my parents and my daughters. I've got baby walrus. That's just my daughters, my wife, they call me baby walrus.

And then I've got our group of friends of campers. I've got, what was the one I just put together? I was like, I was like, I like when you meet famous people and then you go, because it's a great way. I've got one with me, Aaron Rodgers and Saguara. I'd love that. Yeah, that's a great way to get like because I don't like taxing famous people. Well, me neither. And I'm, I always feel weird because it's usually when I meet famous people, it's like after like an award show or something. And like that's the best part about being,

going to those, because my award shows are always kind of suck, boring. But then it's the after parties that you go to where it's like you and Joaqulaw and you guys are just throwing down at the Chateau Mar-Mont until like 4am. And then you have like Joodlaw's number the next day and you're like, well what am I gonna text Joodlaw? You loop them in with Joodlaw and Joodlaw and go, hey guys, it's Adam. Real curious, did we run a train on someone last night? Because I feel like we did, I can't remember. And then it's called train thread. Yeah

Train boys. Yeah, I've got I love that I love getting I love starting chain threads here. I'll start one with you and Adam Ray Watch this I'll just do this Give me names Adam Ray I know I have Adam mm-hmm him and Brad. Oh,im. I know I have Adam. Him and Brad. Oh no, I don't have Adam. Okay, next.

Do you have Brad? Brad Williams. Of course. His, yeah. Yeah, throwing Bobby. You got Bobby? Yeah. Bobby was the first comic I hung out with that like had any amount of money. Yeah, throwing Bobby. You got Bobby? Yeah. Yeah.

Bobby was the first comic I hung out with that had any amount of money. And I remember we went to, what was that Jewish deli next to the laugh factory? Do you remember that place? Yeah, right upstairs. Green Blatt. Yeah, green Blatt. Yeah. And he just ordered so much food and he ordered like 12 different drinks because he's like, I never know what kind of beverage I want to have. And I just remember I much food and he ordered like 12 different drinks because he's like, I never know what kind of beverage I wanna have.

And I just remember I had zero dollars. I was like 22 or something. And I was like, I just wanna get to that level. I wanna be able to get an orange juice, a diet coke, a coffee. I wanna just, I wanna have that much money that I could get like orange juice and a diet coke. Hey guys, I'm sitting at this restaurant and I can't figure out what to drink and I know you guys will help me out.

Period thoughts. Here you go. Then you sit and you sit back and relax and let let it roll in. And then I'm going to fucking name it Drink Boys. Yeah. See? And now we'll have the Drink Boys forever. Drink Boys. I think the first, one of the first times we hung out that it wasn't like,

because I used to be the door guy at the improv and that's when we first met when I was like 20 years old and I was the door guy at the improv and you are always like super nice because some of the old comics, like they don't get shit about. I dealt with those guys. Yeah, you're like, they don't get what shit about. I dealt with those guys. Yeah, you're like, they don't fucking care

about the 20 year old kid working the door. They don't care about the 20, the 29 year old kid trying to bring them on stage either. Yeah, totally. And then we ran into each other on Bourbon Street. It's one of my favorite, by the way, one of my favorite New Orleans memories ever. That was super fun.

Do you remember how it happened? I was walking down the street and I just heard someone screaming, like, Adam and like, normally I wouldn't turn around, but like, for whatever reason, like I just recognized your voice and I looked up and it was you and in a balcony on Bourbon Street. Well, I knew I knew you. I think you were with Blake. I was, yeah.

And I knew I knew you, but I also knew that your life had kind of gotten a little chaotic. Yeah. So I was like, if I go, I saw you, I was with the travel channel guys, and I was like, and I go, hey, it's Adam. And they said, do you know him? And I said, yeah, but he may not remember me,

but I do know him. Yeah. And they're like, why did? Say something and I go, Adam, it's Bert, I'm a comedian. Oh yeah. That is what I'm like. I'm like, you went, the machine or something I went. Oh shit, okay, it's Bert, I'm a comedian. Oh yeah, that is right. I'm like, the machine or something I went, oh shit, okay, you remember me?

And then we came up and partied. And then that was the day we were shooting the first episode of Trip Flip. The next season we were shooting the next episode of Trip Flip, you were with your girlfriend and you were buying sneakers. Yeah, that's right. And we saw you again and everyone's like,

this guy's a good luck charm. Every time we see him, we get fucking people. We get another season. Yeah, so we're like, fuck, and then we never saw you again. So I can't hold it. So it's kind of on you. Yeah, that's my bad.

You know, sorry. You're not like a big, big sneaker head anymore, are you? Not really. I mean, I like, you know, I have, I like shoes, but I like, I don't, I feel like the more money I got the less I cared about spending it. I feel like. Just funny, I wish you talked to my wife.

Yeah. Like at first I was like, I need all the, like I still drive spending it. I feel like- Just funny, I wish you talked to my wife. Yeah. Like at first I was like, I need all the, like I still drive the same. I bought a 2010 Chevy Camaro Super Sport, like right when we got workaholics, I bought the new car, like did the thing, and then I still drive that car. Yeah.

Like it's like 12 years old, 13 years old now, and I'm like, yeah, I fucking like driving it. I don't, I don't really, I don't care too much about cars, but I do care to be a nice one. You know, but I'm not like a big car guy. I never know what to get. I always text Tom. Me too.

Yeah, I was like, I never know what to buy. And in fact, I just got, I was like, well, I need to know, I'm on an SUV. So I got the Porsche Cayenne like sport. Right. And fucking hate it. Of a real? Hate it, dude. I, like, sport. And fucking hate it. Oh, for real? Hate it, dude.

I'm like, I'm like, I always have shit on me. And I'm like, there's no place to put, it's like, it's for people that like to drive. And I'm like, well, I also like to drive and I have a place to put my shit. I saw a rich person one time by three suburban. I remember I knew this rich person and he just bought three suburban.

And I said, what's that for? And he was, I don't know, I just, I like them. They're nice cars. They're really comfortable. And I just know that like, I've got one, my wife's got one. If our assistant needs one, it's just, and they three identical suburban,

I thought it was a gangster fucking move. I was like, that would be cool to be able to buy three suburban. And then if you, yeah, because if you know you like it, there's no, you're like, well, this, I know I like it. Yeah. I, Segura, I always go to Segura when it comes to real cars. I go, like I, I had this, I had this little fucking

in the summer. I was like, I'm gonna buy a sports car. I'm gonna buy a sports car and have a sports car for the summer, like have it for the summer. And I was home for three months, and I texted Tom and I got so lost in the fucking details of it, that I was like, I don't even want any more. I was like, it's fucking stupid,

it's a waste of goddamn money. Ticks the fun out of it. I spend my money, I spend my money on stuff to make my tour easier on me. That's it. Yeah, I like like traveling easy. I like, you know, like having a car service take me around if I'm gonna be drinking or whatever.

That's perfect. I'm just like, I wouldn't mind, I'll tell you what I wouldn't mind doing is getting a fucking sprinter van and having a driver for a sprinter van. That would be a fucking good. That would be nice. It'd be cool to have like a driver all the time and just say it and he's just ready to go.

That'd be sick. You know the best move for that is get your check pregnant. Okay. Then they drive all the time because they can't drink. Sure. That's what I did. That's smart dude smart Bro, thank you for doing this. I really appreciate it. I'm so much I will say to million times

It's so much fun watching you succeed. Thanks man. You too. It's I like it's it's just as cool You've always been the nicest fucking guy even when you didn't need to be even like you've always just been a generous cool Dude and I love that good things happen to you. Ah, burn, I love you buddy! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH How the day will keep clean? Here's what we call, two bears one cave. No scripts to bed of booze, amateur, photography, dirty jokes, rancher humor, no apologies. Here's what we call, two bears one cave.

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