2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer - The Dream Team w/ Ryan Sickler | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 185

Episode Date: May 15, 2023

Go see Ryan Sickler's new standup comedy special "Lefty's Son" Available on YouTube now: https://youtu.be/AXGHgyr2MNAGet the Eazy E Sleep Mask here: https://store.ymhstudios.com/collections/newest-products/products/eazy-e-had-aids-sleepmaskIt's another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and guest bear, comedian and podcaster, Ryan Sickler! They talk about how wild the stories on Sickler's patreon is, discuss sex parties and share their most embarrassing sports moments. They share wild stories of Larry Bird talking trash, the Dream Team, and OJ Simpson. They talk about famous athletes with AIDs, freak athletes, trade coach stories and discuss athletes who smoke and party.https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/

Magic Johnson has AIDS and I said, shut the hell up, Grandpa. I didn't know that was gonna upset people, it really did. It really does. He look at so mad at that. And they're like, the fuck is wrong with you. Do you like that? I think it's more likely that he did it?

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I'm closer to six three, the James Brown ever was. Get the fuck outta here. Oh, thank you for having me. Yeah, man. Congrats on the special. Thank you very much. I'm very happy for you. You shot at yourself,

produced at yourself, directed at yourself. Did it all myself, directed, produced, our friend. That's the way to do it, man. It is, these days. If you know how to do it, it is. I feel like I did a good job, especially on my first one.

It looks good. Thank you for all your help. Everybody's, there's been, obviously you can't do this shit without so many people helping. My good buddy, Sam Vaughan, killed it on this thing. I shot at the dynasty in LA. We talked about just a great theater shot out to them. So yeah, I'm happy with it, man.

I really am. And go subscribe to my podcast, the honey dude. Can I just tell you this? You hit me up about my Patreon when you see those promos and stuff that are wild. In the last just few weeks, I just talked to a guy who had to have a double lung transplant. He's born with cystic fibrosis and they're like,

hey, you got about 50 years on those lungs before you're gonna need a double lung transplant. I double lung trans, and he's like, okay, and you have to get in line for that shit. And he goes in for some procedure while this surgeon fucking pops his lung. And now it's scarred. So now they're like,

remember when we told you you had 50 years, you got about 23 on those lungs, now he's like, what? So now he's got to find a double lung transplant. Well, why is it not? A second one? A second, did he have one done? No, you can run on these lungs,

but only for so long, they're telling them. And then they fuck up a procedure and they're like, hey, it's about half that now. He's like, what? So he's got to find, he's got to get in, you know, the queue for a double lung transplant. And this, from a weird circle of a friend of a friend, there's some lady whose son was dying in the hospital and said said well, why don't we just see what the hell and they test her son

And he is a and he said you go through eight hours a day five days a week of because everything would have to match to put lungs in you Sure, and he's a hundred percent match So he doesn't have to get in line for it now. He skips right to a direct donor He says he thinks it's the first time in history that's ever happened. And the mom is like, I want to meet the boy who's life, my son saved. So he's like, oh, he feels horrible. Like, I've got to go meet this family whose child died

so I could live. And they're all telling a man, you're just like him, man. You're just like him. We want you to meet his girlfriend. He's like, I don't want to meet her. She's going to be super emotional. You got to meet her while he meets her. And then they start talking.

And they start talking some more. This dude ends up marrying his fucking donors girlfriend. And they're about to have a baby. Seriously? Yes. That's on my Patreon. It's $5 a month, y'all. That's it. The honeydew with y'all.

If you don't know the story. So like the honeydew, you have a lot of times comedians on actors, you know, people in their entertainment. And then you do the Patreon one where you talk to, basically it's fans of the show. It's just regular people. Regular folks, but they tell you. Who didn't make their lives into comedians.

Right, right. Entertainment. But they tell you, I've seen clips of this shit that, I mean, it's like, I had a baby with my dad and we like, shit like, I gave birth in the back seat of a fucking pickup truck. And it's all the wildest stories I've ever heard. I've ever heard.

I jumped off a building and I broke both legs. I'm like, what the fuck is that? You're episode. You didn't even indirectly, you're episode. There was a guy on my podcast who came to see you here in Austin. That's right. And then went party. We FaceTime.

Yeah, I FaceTime. And he blacked out and he went missing. There was a search party looking for this guy for three fucking days after your show and Some homeless dudes like this guy right here He was lying next to him and the police gave that like you mean this guy right here to like yeah that guy They took him in and he's missing for three days. Okay? Imagine that as a parent, right? Jesus. But for him, he's in a coma. He fell off that bat bridge. Yeah.

And he doesn't know what happened to him still for another fucking month. When he wakes up, they're like, you went to see Tom Saguora, you partied, you fell off this bat bridge, you were missing for three. Like, it's nuts. The story, I've talked to people who've died. I just had a kid who was in the Michigan State shooting

in the classroom. Jesus. And he said he's behind the podium and chunks of water flying off and he's like, this is how I'm going out. This is how I'm going out. This by the way reminds me, this is a total pivot from this. But every time I'm on the road, I bring friends to do the shows with me.

And whenever I bring Jeff Tate and I post the photo, Sean Nick takes photos, I post, you know, here's the photos when we can, people are always like, oh, who's this homeless guy for Jeff Tate? You know, like nice to you to bring a homeless guy. So we're in, we're in some city. He said he walked into a 7-Eleven

and when he walks out, these two homeless guys are out front, and one of them goes, Jimmy! And he's like, what? No, he's wrecking me. Oh, you're not Jimmy. You look just like him, though. You look like just like one of the guys.

We know we hang out. We hang out with. We've offended his homeless. You've been here a minute. Yeah. He's like, I gotta change my shit out there. Oh my God. We know you right? Oh fuck yeah. You have the, I mean, that's such an awesome like specific thing that you figured out that just, I don't know how you figured it out, but to hear these stories are so compelling man.

They're crazy. They're crazy. They're crazy. I mean, I've had taught the, you got to get this one girl on. I'm going to push for her. She was a female gang banger who made history as the first female in this gang in Chicago. Then got out of the gang bang world and went to a different sort of gang bang world

where she runs an SNM club now. And the story she tells about, she talked about, she wouldn't name them, but everyone figured out who the Chicago mayor was that would come in, she told all kinds of stories. Oh, looking for his fix. Have you ever heard of this, this would terrify me. She told this one about a that would come in, she told all kinds of stories. Oh, looking for his fix. Have you ever heard of this shit? This would terrify me.

She told this one about a guy who came in and you lay down on latex and then they vacuum the latex so that it is second skin, okay? And the only thing that's there is a hole here. You ever hear of this shit? I've seen, yes, yes, yes. That already, so you can't

even move. No the claustrophobia in me. That's what I'm saying. Even I have anxiety and that's that's their thrill. That's part of the thrill. The other thrill is they come over and they piss and shit in the mouth hole. What? Yeah. And he chews it. And then he gets off. He's like thank you so much for that. That was the best. I just, all the episode I gagged in my eyes, who are I was like, wow. And the last year I've heard about more sex parties from people I've met that,

things you hear about, you think about like in movies. But is that down here? So one in LA, I heard about a friend told me that they were a neighbor had one of their neighbors rents their house out. And they like they look over one day and they're like, there's people in tuxedo,

it's just like eyes wide shut. And they're all holding drinks, watching people have sex. And so it was more like the performance, but they're just watching people bang. And I was like, holy shit, that's one of these things. That's really happening. It was like a real LA high society kind of. And then somebody here told me a story

about getting invited to a party. And that was not watching. That was everybody participating. It just told you that. A full orgy, yeah, yeah. And that they told me the whole story, and I was like, she's the thing. Yeah, I mean,

you wanna watch me in show, fuck? Yeah, come on over to Tucks, man. I kinda get the, I feel like that one actually almost makes more sense to me. In the sense that if you want it, the dressing up and watching it, and maybe not participating, but watching the spectacle of it take place.

The Orgy One, everybody has to be game. And it's like, and they're meeting people for the first time. You know, they're just like, look, like, hey, what's up? I say, I'm very practical about shit like that. I'm like, look, like you got STDs. Yeah, you know what I mean? I'm going all my life without any kind of serious STDs at all.

I mean, I don't, I'm the kind of serious of it. Yeah, I mean, I don't think I've had, actually, I don't think I've had any STDs. I really, I don't, I'm the kind of serious. Yeah, I mean, I don't think I've had, actually I don't think I've had any STDs. I really, really haven't. Yeah. You seem like you're not convinced. Not, I mean, I'm convinced. Okay, but there's a lot of qualifiers.

So like, you said, I had to go through a roll dex real quick and try to remember some things. But I've never had an STD, I don't wanna get one in my 50s. Like, I know. That would be a bummer. It would be to be 60. You'd be like, I just got general herpes for the first time.

I'm at like, what? You're gonna go into my sunset years with my herpes. Yeah, I would say that. Retire with herpes. Then that's where they actually spread so much too. Retire with her. Retire with her. Yeah, they're fucking off.

Well, also at that point, who gives a shit? They don't give a shit. Yeah. I never tell you when I first moved to LA, going back to your sex party. So I worked at that hotel. Yeah. Oh my God.

There was this guy that would come in. Young, flamboyant, rich as fuck. Always had two prostitutes with him. Nice guy. Good guy. He was LA's bad boy at the time. Like late 90s and he would be on the cover of the LA weekly. He chose like the cops hate me.

So what he would do is he would take money and he would rent a mansion up in the Hollywood Hills and he would throw sex parties. So he invited all of us from the hotel to go to one one time and I was like, this is some, this is the shit you hear back home. You know, I'm like, oh, this is some real LA shit. Right, right.

I'm gonna go to a fucking mansion party and a set party, but the police would bust them all the time and stuff. So they hated this kid, but he would get it going and left before it got busted. So we get up to one and it was the same thing. It's just, it was like the dudes at Rogan's club, like Israeli fucking soldier, like one, I'm standing here

with a velvet rope and in this room, it's just a man and a woman fucking. In this room, it's a threesome and this room, it's two guys and this room, it's two girls and this room, it's a, you can join if you want, but it's very eyes wide shut. Yeah. So I'd seen that once. Are you wet to that? Yeah, we went to that. Did you participate?

No, hell no. I'm not that way. Yeah. I'm really not. I do. It fucking like, I mean, if one on one, two on one, I'll go to Pound Town all day. Yeah. But would you do you and a guy?

No. Never. Never. I know. Never. Yeah. Never not think so. You would?

No, I don't think so. No, I think I would show up and then I'd be like, come on man. And I would just turn around and walk away. Yeah, think so. No, I think I think I would show up and then I'd be like, come on man And I would just turn around and walk. Yeah, big nod. No, I think here's the other thing too for me Visually women are beautiful. Yeah, I tend to enjoy them too. Yeah, I would rather look over here Yeah, and touch this or feel this yeah, then just be like try not to make eye contact with you Yeah, you know what I mean also it, it's like if you're like rolling around and then all of a sudden you're like,

what's on my leg and it's like, I'm just getting in position right? Ha! Just, let me just stand over here real quick. All right, I'm good now. Go ahead and sit back down. Go over, baby. He's got that bandskipo injury.

Move over, let him get it down. Get settled, sit back down. You're hairy leg, touching my hairy leg. My dick would go so soft. So soft. You're hairy as leg touching my leg. Or like we're both going into friction of your shin on my shin.

I'm like, Tom. Tom, your shins burn on my shin, man. Don't look at me right. Don't look at me right. You break up. That's because we're really fucking over here. I saw a bird through my Oreo hat, buddy. Oh, really? He got upset about that.

But also that hat didn't stink. I didn't wear that hat. That's why I gave it to you guys. We appreciate it. I'm a Florida state fan. That's right. Your brother was a... My dad, my brothers, we all like Florida state back and it's, that'll make him happy. The honor make you, you know,

the honor make you a fan. I'm rooting for Colorado. I know, man. He's two carers, man. I love him. I love my hope he wins it all. Yeah, he's, I'm hard to find. I'm hard to find.

He had that first speech he gave, amazing. He was like, I came with my luggage and it's Louis. Have you ever seen that? It's one of the best NFL network commercials. It's, he goes to back into the draft. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's so good. So funny.

The guy goes in the afro. Yeah, and he does the turnaround and look at the camera with the crazy mustache turned sideways. And he goes, who's that guy? Looks like ugly as Dion San. No, that's it. No, that's it.

It's so good. Did you just see that clip of, it was a track meet and some big boy was sprinting, like I don't know, I don't know, it was like a 50 meter, 100 meter race. And as the big guy Passes a kid and you're like oh shit. He's passing. He goes like this. Oh, yeah, yeah, he falls Shit yeah, he ate it hard dude. So fucking so much track fucking falls all that skin ripping off you I think it was on sports center. What your what your do you have a most embarrassing sports moment?

Little league or anything. I mean besides my body breaking when I tried to I think it was on Sports Center. What's your, do you have a most embarrassing sports moment? Little league or anything? I mean, besides my body breaking when I tried to jump. It's pretty embarrassing. I guess that's embarrassing. No, but as a kid, yeah. I mean, the things that immediately come to mind in football, they always say, keep your head on a swivel.

So when you play defense, if you're on defense a line, especially, a lot of times you'll, you know, you, let's say you're rushing the quarterback and then he throws the ball. So the past rush is over. You know, you're just like done. And sometimes you just kind of like, you kind of like settle back down, you're like,

oh, and you can go like, you're looking at, you're basically watching the play because it's now it's down field. And you turn like this and that boom, you just get lit up by a guy who's just waiting there for you. I had a few of those that were, and then the worst part of that, decleated, is that you get up and your coach was like,

the fuck are you doing? Yeah. So like, you get double humiliated because you get lit up and. You yelled at for good purpose. And then you get humiliated the third time on film. So then they're like, watch this shit. Watch the girl right here.

Yeah, look at time. Everybody look at time? You almost had to do it wrong? Yeah, watch time. Watch time. I had that. I mean, that happened a few times. I'm basketball, I remember one,

I was just telling somebody about this that we always focus when you see like elite passing, you're like, it's some of the like the, I mean, like LeBron's passing, Joker's passing is just like, it's so crazy like the way that they pass, but you have to also give credit to the people receiving those passes, you know?

Like those old Jason Williams things, I was just like, I was just about to say. I mean, so like, It's like, the one with the like, it's all a fucker. The one with the elbow. Yeah. It's still my favorite one. He goes behind his back,

but then hits it with this chicken wing. Yeah. And it comes back over here, and you gotta be ready. But the only guy's gotta be right. So I'm in a high school game and I remember that I'm playing and I'm dribbling it.

It's two on one. Like all the guys on the other side of the car, I have the ball. There's one defender and I have one teammate. And I go have a head fake like this and the defender jumps up and I go, I try to be slick, I go under like this to my teammate and he looks up and the ball just hits him

and goes out of that. And I'm like, yeah. And then I have a coach like, thank you fucking Jason Wins. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all are at you for it. Yeah, me and I'm like, man. I was like, why are you looking? He's like, you faked it. I was like, yeah, that'sall are at you for it. Yeah, me and I'm like, man, I was like, why are you looking? He's like, you faked it.

I was like, yeah, that's for him, not for you. Yeah, that kind of shit. I don't know. Do you have a bad one? Yeah, I mean, the worst one ever was, I scored two goals on my own team in the same game. That was pretty bad. It was pretty bad. That really?

Yeah, and I was good. Two? Two. We went and played this team. It was in Frederick County. I'll still never forget it and I was good. Two. Two. We went and played this team. It was in Frederick County. I'll still never forget. I was right back defender. And I went to clear this ball and I kicked it.

And I don't know what the fuck happened. It been nanted like this. This is a little windy, but it wasn't tornado winds and it hooked back. And our goalie wasn't paying, sorry, Goldie. Our goalie wasn't paying attention. And fuck a boom boom right into that. And my brother's back there.

My brother's on the same team. He's like, what the fuck are you doing? I was like, I didn't. That's one in a million. That is one in a fucking million. That's one in a million. Five minutes later, I do it again. Holy shame.

God damn thing. And I'm like, it's two in a million. Yeah, fuck it was two in a million. Dude, the whole team, the whole team gets on you. That's embarrassing. That guy died from doing that in the world whole team, the whole team gets on you. That's embarrassing. That guy died from doing that in the World Cup. Remember the auto goal of the Colombian? Oh yeah, they found his ass.

Yeah, they did. We had a game, this wasn't me, but one of my teammates. So the opposing team is driving the ball on us, right? We're playing defense. And they're on like, they're on hour 30 defense and they're on like they're on hour 30 so they're 30 yards from the end zone on One of the plays like a running running play they fumble our best most athletic player scoops it up

He runs into there. He runs the wrong way. Yeah, turn around he got turned around and. And we chase him, we're trying to chase him, and we're like, he's too fast. He has to. Yeah, he's like, it's tough. And we just see, we're just like, nah, we're just trying to catch him, we can't catch him. And then he scores and we're like, you just score in the wrong, you just score to safety.

And he's like, what? And we're like, just went to the wrong end zone. And then, everybody was like, he was super bummed out, but then everybody's like, it did show how fast he is. So he's so fast. No, I could catch. I'm like, catch, catch, no. One of the, I'll say, this is the most embarrassing thing

I ever saw. So, I wrestled in high school. And, you know, back then, no one's cutting weight healthy. We're all using hefty bags and, you know, just not eating and, you know, sprint, blown clothes on you and sprinting to water weight, just trying really. And you know, sprint, blow and close on you and sprint into water weight, just trying to make weight for whatever, you know, clash you had to get.

And we would do these holiday tournaments and we did this Christmas one and there's, you know, like, I don't know, 20 school show up. And there's four or five mats out and they're just non-stop going until you pair it down to the finals and then it's all in the center, you know?

And this kid took some X-lacks and I know some guys on our team did too. This kid took X-lacks and in the middle of the mat, oh my God, he's shit all over the fucking, like squirting everywhere. And people were like, oh, and they had to stop the fucking, obviously, then disinfect the mats like all this stuff. So my buddy Eric, who you've met several times, he decides he's going to cut

weight by taking X-lacks. Well, this, this idiot takes, he said, take one. What he, he thought it meant one strip, not the square. So he takes a strip and Eric was really fucking good too. Like, states all that. Um, and right before the match, he goes down to the bathroom. And back then, we didn't even have doors on our stalls in the men's room. And he's just in there just shitting his guts out.

And his house wasn't mile and a half from the from the school. He's like, right, call my brother, tell him to bring me some fresh underpants. He's shitting, can't stop shitting, right? And he's supposed to go kill this kid that he's about, right, call my brother, tell him to bring me some fresh underpants. He's shitting, he can't stop shitting, right? And he's supposed to go kill this kid that he's about the rest of it. He go up and he's beating him like, I don't know, fucking 10 to 2.

And then all of a sudden, we're just watching. He just rolls on his back. I'm like, what the fuck's he doing? He just lays there. He's laying there. This kid that he know what to do, the reps looking, so the kid just lays all the ref hits the boom. He sprints off the fucking back because I'm like, oh, he's gonna shit himself.

He gave himself up for the loss. He sprinted out of there and then we lost another point for unsports. He's like, God, I thought I was gonna shake the guys, man. He fucking tossed and you're gonna shake some.'s like I'll give him a fuck my lose I'm not shit like that kid did that we saw He fucking talk he threw in the towel. He's hitting just laid on his back. Come on hurry up Get me get me hurry up to do it quick. I got a shit. What's he a big dude to it? Yeah, they were heavy We those two go on out at that kid just they all looking like, what am I supposed to do? And he's like, come on, pin me. Pin me, do pin me, please.

I don't shit. There was a kid at the, at the high school, there was a couple of kids at this high school down the street from ours. One of them, they called him dirty, dirty Delroy, because he wore cleats to class and they're like, you know, like he's nasty, dude. That's his, yeah, they're like, you know, like he's nasty, dude. That's his thing.

Yeah, they're like, you know, he's a nasty cleats on, but there was another kid who they were like, he's just a pig and he one time shit his pants in the game and then kept it in there. They said he would jump on piles and just like roll around. Yeah. And the coach found out and threw him out of the game. Like get the fuck out of here with that shit, with that shit in your pants. We used to wrestle against this, you know, like those, those like neighborhood

legend guys are like, oh, man, we got to go up against it. It was this black dude named Mike Jones at Westminster. Mike Jones. Mike Jones. Mike Jones. And he was so good at wrestling. And he would just fuck your mind and then you couldn't help it. And he would whisper what he was gonna do to you and then pin you.

Oh my God. And he would do it. And it would stun you for a second. Cause we all heard like he's gonna whisper. And then you're like, so you're waiting for the whisper and then when you whisper, all you gotta do you for a second. Because we all heard, like he's gonna whisper and then you're like, so you're waiting for the whisper and then when you whisper, all you gotta do is pause a second, he would just go, great.

And then boom, he'd get a craving. He'd go, get boom, next thing you do, because you're paying attention to that. The next thing you know, you're on the mat is like, boom, he got me into head loss. Told me he was gonna do it. Do you ever watch those?

He was a bad guy. That's a do it. Do you ever watch those? He was a bad guy. That's a bad motherfucker. Do you ever watch on YouTube? There's endless amounts to these. I've literally have been watching these for, I feel like for a couple of years. And every other time I go on YouTube, it's now it's in my algorithm.

There'll be another one that I haven't seen. All the Larry Bird stories. Oh yeah. Dude, if you wanna fucking shit your pants, you watch, you see Google Larry Bird trash talking, and it's all, like every NBA legend that you respect from the 80s, 90s, into there, they're like, man, you don't wanna fuck with Larry Bird.

And they all say the same thing, that they be playing the game, that they'd be playing the game. And he'd be by their bench, and he'd be like, you guys wanna see some shit? And they're like, what? And he's like, I'm gonna get the ball right here, and I'm gonna shoot it right there, and that dude's face.

And they're like, what the fuck? And they're like, he would get the ball, dribble to exactly where he said he was gonna get it, and shoot it, and he'd be like, told you. And they're like, how is he doing this? gonna get it and shoot it and he'd be like told you and they're like How is he doing this and then he would do it throughout the game? He would tell certain guys he'd be like oh You guys are not double teaming me. He's like gonna be a long day for you guys

I say great day. Yeah, yeah, and they were like okay get the ball and he was like there and then he would just be like two two shots or two dribbles Pull up right here I'm gonna do a He would just be like two shots or two dribbles, pull up right here. I'm gonna do a crossover, spin, corner three. And they're like, everything that he said, he would do exactly what he said, and then he would make it. There was one game I think where he's like,

I'm just gonna play left hand, and he's like 30 points. Yeah, like that too, like God damn dude. All left hand, I'm telling you what I'm gonna do. He told, I think it was one of the Lakers. I think yeah, so he respected Byron Scott. And so he gets to the forum and he sees Byron in like a boot and he's like what's going on with you? He's like, I got ankle, so I'm not playing it.

He's like you're not playing. He's like who's guarding me? And then he goes so and so, he's a white guy. He goes, that's disrespectful. He said it was disrespectful to white guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he's there like he went for like 48 that game. Yeah. I just saw this interview and I don't know who it is. The older black guy talking about Larry burn. It's like an awards ceremony or something. You know I'm talking with all the NBA guys. I'm driving from wherever Alabama to Arkansas. I mean, bird this,

bird that, bird this. And now he's like, man, I said that brother can play it. And the next day he's in the solve. Actually, he's like, that's Larry burn. He's listening to the radio. And he saw in the paper. He was probably in front of him. Jamal Mashburn has a great story on YouTube about Dream Team. He's like, so that was when Dream Team was 92 and he's like to get the guys in practice, they would put like an all-star college team. And he said, like, they were all, you know, they're all the biggest names in college. He's like, we're

just like hanging out one day and really he's like, first thing is you don't really have fucking big Larry, Larry Bird's legit six, ten. He's a big, big, big, I don't know it. He's a big fuck. And he said, they're all like, he said, they're all like, sitting there like, you know, kind of like modest, like, oh, what's up. And then labor is like, he said they're all like sitting there like, you know, kind of like modest, like, oh, what's up? And then labor is like, are you guys the college guys? And they're like, uh, yeah, yeah, sir. And he's like, make sure you get some rest. Be a long fucking week for you. Okay. Okay. He's just talking shit the whole time. they said he was just savage man, savage dude. That team, there'll be nothing ever like that team.

No, ever. That team was great. That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, look at that. Robinson, Ewing, Bird, Pippin Jordan. It's stupid. Just Clyde Malone, Stockton, Moan, Barkley.

I mean, magic, magic. It's fucking crazy. It's crazy. Yeah. And they were all still getting out. I mean, they were beating people by like 60 points. Barrier thing. You know what else happened in that era?

Put your headphones on, man. This is a early 90s with just a real fun time. I'll show you. See if this looks familiar to you at all. Ah! Ah! Hey, Twitter world is me, yours truly. Well, a whole lot of people are asking me I'm gonna show you, see if it looks familiar to you at all. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, Twitter world is me, you as truly, well a whole lot of people asking me

what I think about this Alex Murdock trial. I don't know why they think I'm an expert on it, but. I think we know why. I don't know why they think I'm an expert. Also, the casual chuck with the fucking glasses on his head. This is all the fucking right here, don't give a shit. OJ, it feels the need to comment on all social things. Anything that happens in the NFL,

anything that's happening in culture politically and then in the cases, and criminal cases. And right now, he's commenting on that Murdoch, this is a tweet that he posted, or a video he posted through Twitter, when that Murdoch guy was on trial for murdering his wife and son, he's like, I don't know why they hit me up.

Why are y'all asking me about a double murder, man? That's getting me. What do I know about that? I stole trophies and cleats, man. That's all I did. Anyway. I got it, Mitt. When he took to stand, a guy who was an habitual liar, I did watch.

He's a liar. When the trial first started, I watched him take the stand and I thought it was probably a mistake because a guy is an admitted liar and it's hard for me to think he can be on the stand five, six, seven, eight days without lying. Right. Question is what did he lie about? But lying and still in money is a little different

in murder. I realized in watching him testify what he was doing. He was just trying to relate to one or two of those jurors that he was a good old boy, he was one of them. And I'm not sure he didn't succeed in doing that. I am not qualified to really say if the guy did it or he didn't do it. You know, if a juror missed my hour of testimony, they no longer qualified.

I miss days that I haven't watched this. But for what I've seen, do I think it's more likely that he did it? Yes. He's a loser. Yeah. I mean, this murderer is calling someone else. Yeah, this guy's a bad guy. This guy definitely this guy definitely did it. I wrote a book called if I did He definitely He's going to go to jail for all of these read it still for millions of dollars. I think he should be looked at more about the death of his housekeeper a few years

ago where he ended up with over $4 million of the insurance money. I think they should take a heart look at that. But it wouldn't surprise me in the lease if this guy beats this case. Oh, who else is going to go go to jail for all money he stole. I'm curious there. Because I got nine to 33 years. 33 years because I caught some guys trying to sell my stolen property and I yelled at him. I caught some guys. Nine to 33 because I yelled at some guy. I caught some guys nine the 33 because I yelled at some Yeld out. He's like cotton them. Hey man getting arrested on the shit 33 years prison for that

Chase like a crazy dude. He is crazy. Well, I just told a buddy of mine. We're on the phone and we're talking about this murder case I don't know, you know what I think the guy might be able to get some reasonable doubt out there, but I said if the verdict comes back tomorrow, he's going to be guilty. If the verdict comes back next week sometime, that means you're probably fighting. Right. One thing that I was told by the lieutenant of the Sheriff's Department when I was incarcerated. Which time? And one of my cases and my double homicide.

The police officers had testified in my case. All of the Sheriff's Department, they ran the jail, not the prison, but they ran the jail, and that's why I was been housed. They said, you're going home, and I, well, I think you guys will be so sure. They said, would a jury see somebody as lying, especially police officers, they won't commit and like it or not, those police officers was pretty apparent that they were lying. He's right about that. The thing that really helped him out in the end was that there was a bunch of crooked ass LAPDs.

Yeah, a lot of firm and those guys. And also, remember they had video of the, when the police were on the scene, they were just walking like no booties on, just walking over evidence, walking on blood. They weren't doing any of the procedural stuff you're supposed to do like on a crime scene. And they were all lying.

They all did lie about what they were there to do and how they were supposed to do it. So he was, he is right about that. But it's interesting that people ask, oh, Jay, I don't know why they ask him about this stuff, man. That's just, I mean, that is mental illness there. For you to get away, if I got away with double murder, I'm, you're never, I'm never popping up on social media, nothing. And you don't have to post these videos. He's like, hello Twitter world.

I don't know why people keep asking. Really? Really. You know the funniest thing happened today. Somebody asked me about a murder case. That's what he's doing right now. He literally was like, I don't know why people keep asking about this murder, okay.

And then the next video was like, I was on the phone talking to my friend about this murder, okay. Oh, you're doing good. What do you talk about? What do you think about this case? He's like, well, it's funny that you ask me of all people, but I'll share my opinion. He's wild, dude.

He has said in other interviews, when they go, do you ever go back to LA? He's like, I don't go back to LA because I don't, I don't know if the killer's gonna be like right next to me. Come on. I swear to God. He said that.

He has said that, yes. He's like, I don't know if I'm sitting down for lunch and then I'll send right over my shoulder to the murderers right there. Get the fuck out of here. That's, that's, that's great. To say that. I got still out there, man.

Why? Why is he coming after you now, Lodget? That's great to say that I got still out there man Why is it coming after you now, oh It's crazy. He got away with double murder. Why is he coming after you? The waiter could stab me in my back Have you ever seen also that video of those two girls, wait, you gotta look, look this up. There are, he's sleeping. So he's sleeping in like, I don't know if it's his place or a friend's place.

And these two like young blonde girls, you could tell it's late and they're like, and they walk out of like wake up and they wake him. He's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, they're just like having fun with OJ. Like they're being all playful and you realize like, these, these checks don't know who they're fucking with. They don't mean, and they're definitely his type.

Yeah, they don't know who they're fucking. Yeah, it's these, they wake him up. Oh yeah, look, two blonde women. And then he's like, oh, yeah, they wake him up. Oh, yeah, it look two-blown women. I and then he's like oh Yeah, they wake him up at one o'clock in the morning and he's just like enjoying his his His little his little nap And he's like oh And they think it's hilarious. They're laughing, go back and actually find the video,

find the video while we're talking. Yeah, but there's probably, I don't know if there's anyone we can actually liken his story to, right? Like he is the ultimate. And also to, he's sad. I'm trying to think like I'm going through again.

But you're saying no makes sense, because you know what like, old like Mafia dudes do? When they get away with something, they just stay under the ghost. They become ghosts. And I think his narcissism is what keeps him being like, hey, you don't have to post any of this.

None of it. Here's my question to him, ignorant to a lot of this stuff, is can he still be tried for that double murder? Is that, that's what are they call it again? Double jeopardy. Double jeopardy. Yeah, you cannot.

They can never get him on that. Even if he says now on his social media, I did it. They can't get. You can't try him for that. You can try him for other things, but not for that. Similarly, you can go after him, which is what they did. Yeah. The moment.

I think this is it here. Let's see. Yeah. The moment. I think this is it here. Let's see. I'm going to be so fucking. Hi, let's go. I'm going to be a little bit more. Come on, OJ.

There's a knife on an app pillow. Let's get up. Let's get up. Let's get up. Let's get up. Wakey, wakey, it's over. I'm going to be a little bit more. I'm going to be a little bit more.

I'm going to be a little bit more. I'm going to be a little bit more. I'm going to be a little bit more. I'm going to be a little bit more. I'm going to be a little bit more. I'm going to be a little bit more. I'm going to be a little bit more. I'm going to be a little bit more. I'm going to be a little bit more. I'm get up. Get up and out. Mickey, Mickey, heads up and safety. Come on.

Come on. The kids, man. The kids. The kids. It's like going to the zoo and throwing shit at the tigers. It's really fucking good. That tiger's tiger stretches out. It really fucking is. That tiger's, that tiger's, that tiger's stretches out. It's called, ah.

Ah. Fuck you. You don't wanna fuck with that. And then there's this clip we have of, he's on another, he's on a podcast. I wish we'd get him on this podcast. This one right here. I was gonna say, I just saw this.

Yeah, you guys should have. Yeah, I would love to, to, let's see here. Yeah, so has anyone ever asked you like who you thought did it? I'm not gonna talk about this. Okay. Okay. All right.

You got anything? I think so. Not that I know. He tried. Can I ask you one thing though? What's that? I don't know for an answer, but how much have you spent on lawyer fees, you think? Today.

Oh, geez, a fortune. Just flat out fortune. Over under three million. Over, yeah. Fuck. Damn, life. It's a lot of money. $3 million.

Yeah, but it bought him freedom. It sure did. Well, it, from the double murder that he got called with the trophies and the leads and shit. Yeah. But uh, three million. I don't want to talk about that. I don't want to talk about that. And by the way, what are you talking about? Oh, that case. Yeah. Yeah.

Nice try. Nice try. Yeah, I would love to have him on. Try to book him to be a guest bearer. You should definitely do that. I was the first thing I'm be like, man, I want to ask you about a couple of murder cases. Why don't you ask me? Why? Why me?

Where are we at with that murder? I was just talking to my friend about it the other day and you know, if they come back quick, he's guilty. I don't know why everybody wants to notice from me, but if they take their time, that probably means they found something. Now, the sheriff that run the jail, what they would do is they used to come back and tell me, but if they take their time, that probably means they found some. Now the chefs that run the jail, what they would do is they used to come back and tell me, like, that's why people are asking you, man, because you've been through this whole fucking thing before.

Yeah. Yeah. You're well aware of how this works. They're not tagging Lance Edo, brother. You are. You're ass up. Yeah. Yeah, people are going to ask him, you know, Sandra Bola, which she thinks,

because she doesn't have a fucking clip. That's right. It's because you've murdered two people. That's why they want to know. You almost severed their heads off. Two people. That's why. How do you think that I want to get in all that bullshit? That's not messing around that bullshit. Why are we fucking around? That was a long time ago. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I killed them a long time ago, man. Oh my God. That was a long time ago. That was the early 90s, man. A mirror where you were? Yeah, when the early 90s man. I knew where you were. Yeah, I was back in Maryland. I just, it was summer vacation from college. I went back home and I was in my friends kitchen

and I'm watching, there was a TV there and I'm watching the fucking Bronco chase and I'm like, holy shit, they're going right down the fucking floor of mine. Yeah, crazy. Oh my God. For Ford's Bronco, OJ Chase may have helped sales. Hahaha.

People like I like that thing. That's a good card and run from the police in it. Yeah. That is a good looking truck. I do like Broncos. Yeah. He's in the back of that thing right now. And down after killing two people.

Yeah. And they're not doing anything. Keep going, AC. Yeah. That's a wild time, man. How's that basketball camp? You know, University of South Florida in Tampa. And they we had camp and then it was it was all day. He was playing basketball all day and then you break for lunch and you go back to

the dorm room and then you go back to the dorm room. And then you go back and then the next morning, because we didn't have the same access to media when you're in camp. We also didn't have cell phones or anything back then until you got to be by a TV to see this thing. And they told us in the morning, they're like, I don't know if any of you guys heard,

but OJ Simpson, he got arrested for murder. All right, let's hit the free throws. We're like, what the fuck? Lay up. Let's go. Come on. Wait, you just say it. And magic Johnson's got AIDS. Let's fly up. Let's go. Chess passes. I think, hey, what's happening? What is going on? What's happening? This is our this is how we get into adulthood

We're like I thought we were kids like now. That's what happened. No, man two people damn ones got eights. Let's line up Imagine real rich is gonna beat that shit all right, let's go Yeah, they said who'd OG almost cut off one head. All right, let's rebound. Let's go rebound. Box out everybody, box out. That was how you found out information. Yeah, it is.

You got half ass bits. And then you had to go home and you tried to watch it. What? Like what? Just get, yeah. I remember telling him, I told my grandma I'm to shut the hell up one time. And it's when I walked into her house.

I'll never forget. This is how I found out magic jobs at AIDS. I walked into her house and she's sitting in her little rocket chair and I walked in, she goes, magic jobs at AIDS and I said, shut the hell up grandma. And he did.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, he was HIV positive. That was such a tough hell. Everybody. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, because I remember Arthur Ash, right?

Arthur Ash got it. And that poor guy, he had a much, I feel like. It's a blood transfusion or something. Yeah. And people were extremely cruel about, like everybody was like, he's gay, you know, like he definitely got it from gay shit. And he had had, is like clear, you know, records of his surgeries and blood trans, whatever he was going

through medically and he's definitely how he got it. But people were like, really cruel to him about it. And he was, he stayed so humble and just took like the, and just took the public cruelty in a way, right? But with magic, I was just didn't feel like it was possible. I think also because of his physical stature, you're just going to like this big, huge, human, I mean, six, nine, you know? And playing at the highest level. It's just great. You're like, for me, it was more inconceivable.

And he was, you know, he seemed like a superhero. Like those guys were like, and you know, he had that million megawatt smile and the way that he played was so, it was so crazy. I just, yeah, I remember that. I was in Milwaukee for, I remember that and like, he's retiring. Because that's the thing is when you hear them,

you're like, we mean he's retiring. How do you gonna retire? And he's retiring. Because that's the thing is when you hear them, you're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, how are you gonna retire? And he's like, I can't play anymore, cause and then later on, you learn that he was just like, it's fucking like 12 women in the locker room. Yeah, like after a game,

he was like, her, her, her, and her. And they all came back, they're like, holy shit. Tell Cookie I'll be out there in a minute. And it's supposed to be so, so, so difficult for men to get it from females, you know that? Like even if a woman has it, you don't, it doesn't necessarily transfer to the man. It's really difficult.

He must have had so much sex. So much, you know. Who else had AIDS? Oh, easy, easy. You know? He's too, dude. Yeah, you guys know about that. We? Oh, easy, easy. Yeah, he's too. Yeah, you guys know about that. We know that, yeah, yeah.

And there's a sleep mask you can get. I've heard. You guys gave me one, actually, I'm aware of my flight back today. It just takes the bougieness out of the sleep mask. People are definitely not gonna be asked tapping me to ask me anything. You know what I mean?

They nobody asked me to help put their bag up. If they did, I would pop it up right here too. But I mean, of course I'll to help put their bag up. If they did, I'll pop it up right here too. But I mean, of course I'll help you. Easy, yeah, I have my mask like OJS is glass. This is something. Oh! That's the craziest thing we've ever put out.

Could you imagine having to ask that person for help? Oh, this guy's got the easy, he had AIDS. I'm asked for them, but I really need some help. I need some help. This is the only person I can ask. Excuse me, sir. Sir. Huh.

Huh. Easy-e-head AIDS. It's crazy. I can't believe you guys. I can't believe you must have death threats. Stop here. I didn't know that was gonna upset people it really did. It really does.

It really upset people. I know it. Yeah, I want people got some man. They're like the fuck is wrong with you. No, I just try to let people sleep. That really is the goal. That is the goal. The goal is to have you sleep.

Oh God. Sleep. Just rest. I just want you to. The fuck is with that sleep mask. It would be interesting to sit like in a first class so everyone has to pass by and see it and see how many people React or even actually say hey, man. That should a cool man somebody will But isn't your defensive, but he did

You didn't tell me it's an actor. It's just not factually That you know who else got it was that boxer. Remember that big white boxer? Tommy Morrison. He had AIDS. He had AIDS. God damn. Yeah. Was that sexually transmitted or?

No. I don't want to, I don't want to guess, but I'm going to say it was probably drugs. Rock Hudson. He was gay. Yeah. Yeah. That was the other one. That's when the gay, like, that's when he got gay, can't say.

That's when AIDS, like really started, because when he got gay, can't say. That's when AIDS really started, because my grandma was like, Rock Hudson has AIDS. And I was like, who the fuck's Rock Hudson? She was like, oh, he was a beautiful movie star. And every woman from that era, that was in the era where you didn't say your gay. So every woman was like, he's a dreamboat,

they all loved him. And he was like, I don't want to be with you. Yeah, they thought Liberace wouldn't get you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, certain guys just got dick fucking in his throat, you know, singing with them in there. It's got dick rings on it. I don't know, like 10 little dicks on his hand.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They would, they're still like women who are like, he's just a performer. That era of that woman, who's like 85 now, just didn't buy that that now. Yeah. He was just a nice. He was a good man. Yeah, he's like to dance. Yeah, like using it. Yeah, rock Hudson. What do rock Hudson look like again? I know he's a handsome dude, but he was um, yeah, this was like the first famous. Yeah, that good looking dude. He's a good looking guy. Look at him.

This was like the first famous, yeah, that good looking dude. He's a good looking guy. Look at him. Just plowing dudes assholes day and night. All day and night. Yeah. And then it just took him, right? Yeah, pool parties, like this was like Hollywood Hills

and just, you know, none of the fans knew but it was just all guys going to his house for like Saturday or G's and shit. Yeah, handsome dude. There he is right there pretending to like a woman. Unreal. Yeah, that was it. It was rock Hudson and then magic.

Arthur Ash, Arthur Ash, Tommy Morrison, then it seemed to disappear. Then Ty Morrison died, right? I think he did. And then it just sort, not disappear, but sort of got quiet. Isn't the story of magic the most incredible where he doesn't test positive anymore? Yeah, that's crazy.

He doesn't test positive for HIV. So that wild, that means that there's a cure then. Well, they say this now that HIV is no longer a death sentence. Right. So, you get it, you can actually, you can take in a bunch of pills and cocktails. You're taking a bunch of stuff, but like you can live like a full life. But this dude, his blood does not show HIV anymore.

That is what's crazy. That is crazy. Yeah, he tests negative now. I don't understand obviously how that works, but it's somehow possible. He's still a massive man too. He's also a man that has enough money to do all the experimental shit, anything that could help him, that the regular person who has HIV out there doesn't get true They get the fucking Kaiser permanent day fucking package magic. I get in No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no It's one of, he's like, he posts and he's like,

he's on a European, he takes a yacht to Europe every summer with his wife and friends, and then it'll be like, we're in Greece today. I had the fish, it was delicious. And it's just like a picture of a fish. And it's that. And then the next day, he's like, this pasta was so good.

He's just like a picture of the pasta. And then the next day, he's like, this pasta was so good. He's just like a picture of the pasta. And then the next day, he's like, we went shopping today. And it's just like pictures of shopping bags. Or he'll be like, this is my friend Drake, you know? Just finished wishing cookie a very happy birthday. Cookie is a very fucking patiently. Yeah.

I was like, it was truly an outstanding meal. I recommend going to Paris. That's what's like. Somebody does that for him. I don't know. Wait, that's mad. It feels more like him, because he is like that real, I mean, here we go.

Another trip around the sun for my incredible life, best friend, Cookie Johnson. There's that one. And yeah, and then he'll be like, I'm at the mayor of Athens today. And that's it. Yeah, he does, I swear to God. It's always, it's super wholesome.

Me and Sam Jackson. Yeah, that's just it. That's one of my favorite actors, Sam Jackson. Yep, just post a picture of him and that person. It's always the most simple quote, like direct to what it is and like, this is all that this is. I want to share with the world the Champions again. Wow, what a great game. I am so happy for our players. Yay! Yay! Yeah, if you scroll down to find his actual vacation stuff. It is the greatest. He does it every year.

That might be the mon vacation right there. There he is. We're in the beautiful town. It was a thrill for us to see an active volcano today. Have you seen the magic and verse Larry or something like that. It's called the where Larry Bird talks about how much his mom love magic so much. No. Oh, it's so good. So magic goes to visit Larry Bird. And this is when Larry's telling a story about magic when magic got AIDS.

And he's crying about it. And he's he said, you know, magic comes to his mom's house. He's like, my mom loved magic, like made him food and everything, like just loved them. Larry said this. Yeah, and at first Larry's like, why the fuck is this guy here?

You know, and then he came and his mom's like, I like that magic Johnson. This is when like, they're in college still? Or this is, I think it's like right when they're getting out of college and they're both starting to get at it in the NBA and they start to be friend of me's a little bit at first Yeah, like fuck this guy. Yeah, cuz magical go up to shake his hand labor is like I ain't fucking shaking your hand Yeah, you know, we're about to go at it. Yeah

Um, but he talks about how just like everyone loved magic. Yeah, he's like my mom's mom love with them, and you know Just so nice and magic. Yeah, so cares about. So I love with, oh man, you know, just so nice and shit. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know that Larry went, why he went to Indiana State? He went to Indiana State. Was it because the, something about the Hoosier and Jack that him or something?

No, he went to Indiana. He did, played with Bobby Knight. And hated him so much that he left school. He was like, I fuck this guy. Oh, it's just Bob Bobby night It's just about Bobby night. Okay left there had to sit out of here because of the rules at the time of the NCAA And then reenrolled or enrolled at Indiana State and played at obviously a much lesser program just to be like fuck you Bobby night Yeah, that's the only reason he went there shit. Yeah, there's another story that

Magic tells it's great where he was like Yeah, that's the only reason he went there. Yeah, there's another story that Magic Tells that's great where he was like, he had heard about Bird. And then he's like, I go to this thing. And I think he plays in like some, it was like an all-star game. And he's like, he's like me and Larry are on the bench to instead of starting because the coach of this all- thing is Kentucky's coach and he starts three Kentucky guys Couple so he's like but then we sub in and he's like we fuck it slice and dice them and He's like he said that Larry was on the player of the year

He was got he was guarding the player of the year from I don't know if it was Kentucky or another program He goes he just tore his ass up. He's like, I left there and I called home. I was like, this white dude can play. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And as they say, he's a fucking psycho, man. Total psycho.

Deon was a good one too with the fucking, I always love like, I don't know, I've never had that confidence or swagger and anything I've been able to do. Like when there's stories about like Dion, when he's about to be drafted, the giants or someone gave him this book, it was like this thick and he was like, and they're like, learn that book. And he's like, when you all, when you all pick him,

they're like, 10th, he's like, I'm gonna be long gone before an animal. And walk the fuck up. Take your book back. I wish I could be cop, like, get that fucking shit out of here. I ain't gonna be 10th. And then he ran, he just ran the 40 in another player's shoes.

He's like, I don't have my shoes. So somebody else lent their shoes to him. I don't even know if they were the right size. He ran his 40, which is like, supposed to be one of the fastest forties ever at the company. And then he just went right into a limo. And by the way. Yeah, y'all like it, see ya.

Yeah, I know. I don't think any of us experienced that level. Man, that is, you gotta know your fucking worth that shit. Yeah, he knew early on. Some dude who was just at the combine, had the, he did the, he tours like ACL or something that day. Just running? Yeah, lineman. And then he went and did the, he tours like ACL or something that day. Just a run in?

Yeah, a lineman. And then he went and did the bench press. But the thing is, like if you've benched before, you dig your plant, your feet, you know, like you plant your feet and it helps you ground yourself. You know, you pull your back. Is this what this is to do right here? Yeah, this kid, Andrew Voorhees. Yeah,

tours ACL. So he's doing it with his leg out out like this, which is 3038 reps. Holy crap. And if you watch him, dude, I watched him do it. I've done it. I've done it. I've done it 10 to 25. I've done it 10 times reps is my most ever. That's great. Yeah. But I was also in college and shit, but still, that's, that's guys doing almost four times that. If you watch the weight move, it looks like it's the bar. You know what I mean? The resistance, he's just like,

bop, bop, bop, bop, 38 reps with his leg out. So he could have done more. Oh yeah, for sure he could have. Yeah, no, he would have been into the 40s. Yeah, it's, it's, it's crazy what some of these guys are capable of doing. Like they're just other level. I just also think these guys are getting so big now

that their bodies. Look at this fucking guy. Right, so he's gonna keep that right leg. Like he can't ground him. Yeah, you can't dig it into, like you like to, if you're benching, you wanna dig your heels into the ground, you know, especially if you're going for like a max rep thing, you know, and he's just gonna have that shit like laying out

casually. That's literally all chests. Yeah, yeah. But look how it moves, like it moves so, it's so fluid. You're like, that's 225. I mean, it's moving like it's just a bar. It's like, what? Oh my God.

That is like a straw. Look at it. That's a broom. He says, there's nothing I can do a broom 38 times. I don't know, I'm from Tyre. I know. Look at the Smollafucker. Yeah. Just fucking, only person I think I could do more

than that's probably any. Any could whoop the do's out. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Any would be like, fuck you man, I got this shit. Give me like a week to train. That's why that's all you need is a week. Look at this motherfucker.

Yeah, just. I think these guys are getting so big that they're ACLs, Achilles, all that. They can't sustain the size. The size of them. I feel like most of these guys these days should get like, what is it, preemptive surgery? Yeah, you know what I mean?

They'll just go get your ACLs and your Achilles were prepared. Before you even knew to it. If you're gonna be that massive, it's gonna pop sooner or later. Well, I mean, the way that athletes grew from when, like when I was a kid in the 80s, the average lineman in the NFL,

was like 265, 275. That's a tight end. And if a team had a 300 pounderer they'd be like we got a goddamn elephant I was like yeah, there was like one there'd be like one. It wasn't even on like every team now the whole line is that Everybody like try. Yeah, you try. I mean there Low like the lowest weight you'll find is like 305 310 that'd be like the the light guy That's crazy. And there's tackles that are 335, I mean that's fucking huge.

And there's 670. Yeah, they're massive. Yeah, massive. Big fucking dudes. Big dudes, yeah. That kid is, but see that right there just bought that kid doing that. The fact that he went with his torn ACL, coaches,

and scouts and, you know, G.M.'s are like this kids fucking got a grommin' over. Oh they're like, he had his leg in a brace and he still went out there and banged our media. That's what we want on this fucking day. Yeah, they love that shit man. Did you ever have coaches like that that were just like like, why did he bend that word not? You ever have those guys? You ever have football coaches like that? Smack and choke. I had a... I had a...

I had a... I had a... I had a... I had a... I had a... I had a... I had a... I had a...

I had a... I had a... I had a... I had a... I had a... I had a... I had a... I had a...

I had a... I had a... I had a... I had a... I had a... I had a... I'm not gonna raise it, you're tackling it. You're the coach. Call me a hoe. Yeah. I had, man, I had coaches I loved. You ever had a coach you fucking, so I had one coach in Little League who was in a wheelchair, he's paralyzed. He was paralyzed. That's dedication, he's coaching. And that was Pee Wee football.

Pee Wee football, this was in, I bet somebody out there might see this and actually find out who this was, I loved this dude. I was, this was like fourth and fifth grade football and sixth grade football. Yeah, fourth this and sixth grade football in the suburbs of Minneapolis.

So I was living in Plymouth and coach had was paralyzed from a diving accident like at a lake somewhere. He dove, broke his neck or spined somewhere. He was in a wheelchair and he was, you know, I mean, I want to say when I was 10 years old, he had to have been in like his 50s or something. And his sons were, you know, adults.

And so it was like, you know, but he was the head coach and he had like the motorized chair, and he would like, you know, he was like a drill sergeant, but we're kids, but we fucking love this guy. I mean, I just want to see elbows and assholes get it, all that shit, and he would bark at us, but we fucking, we just love the dude. I don't know, we just, we just adored that guy.

And I remember that he would yell and yell, but we just, we wanted his approval. I think that was it. We just wanted his approval so much. I loved that dude. I had another coach who had like a, sorry, that was like fourth grade, I think it was what it was.

And another coach who his son was like this incredible. I was a center and his son was a quarterback. And we were doing like shotgun formation and flea flickers and shit. And his sum was throwing crazy, crazy fucking passes. And I remember years later, I was like, man, I wonder what, because that kid was such a good athlete. I was like, I wonder if he, and he found me on Facebook and he ended up, he had a scholarship to Wisconsin. Oh, no shit. Yeah. And so I talked to him for a second.

And then my favorite coach in high school was named Wally Myers, Coach Myers, which we loved playing for. He ended up leaving and coach Harbin, Chuck Harbin. I loved playing for that guy. They weren't like, beech or ass, but they were tough on us, but it was like tough love. So I loved playing for those guys.

And you know, they, no, they weren't like abusive, but they were demanding, you know. And then my, when Myers-Laf, we had coach Rock. And he came in, I was a shit, was I a senior? I think, yes, I only had it for last year. He's the one, I think I told you. We had a bi-week. So it means we have no game, right?

If you're listening, if you don't know sports, a bi-week means there's no game that week, so you just practice for no game. And so Pearl Jam was coming to town, and we're like, hey coach, since there's no game this week, me and a couple other guys, we wanna go to the Pearl Jam concert. Can we go on Thursday or whatever? And he was like, you know what?

Yeah, enjoy that concert, man. And we were like, oh shit, thanks coach. He's like, yeah, fuck yeah. Go see Pearl Jam. And we were like, great. So we go to the concert, next practice. We have a regular practice. And then he calls out like eight of us.

Like the eight guys that went, he's like, I want you guys staying right here at the goal line and we're like looking around, we're like, what's going on? And we're on the game field and then he's like, queue it up and then he puts Pearl Jam on the last group. Ah, dude, I like this guy. So Pearl Jam starts playing.

And we're like, oh shit. You're about to run your ass off. We had to do suicide's 100 yard suicides. Oh, nah, so that every five yards, every 10, every 10 yards. So that's 10 end zone, and zone 30 and zone 40 at 50 60 80 hundred I mean it was I mean I was the most gas I thought I was gonna be hard and the whole time the whole time what's he playing I'm still alive he's

playing but he's playing air guitar he's going oh like jamming out like that. And the whole team's watching us do the hands. Yeah. He's like, how's that got your voice? Jeremy's smoking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's good.

That's good. That is really good. That's pretty good. He cuted it all out. I love it. I love it. That's great. Yeah. Did you have one? I had good coaches. I love it. I love it. That's great. Did you have one?

I had good coaches. I had Mr. Carfine. He was a great coach. Coach Kessler was a great coach. High school soccer. But one of my favorites just because you can't do it anymore. And it's one of my favorites of all times. A guy was just a, I mean, he's just a little league baseball.. I'm in middle school and this guy was probably in his early 20s.

His name was Al. And he was like greasy hair, dark sunglasses, jeans with the hip chain, you know, ball cap, smoking cigarettes. At the practice. At the practice. Not only at this is why I like them because we laugh about it now. You could never do this. But when you're like, when he would lean over you,

like, you know, when a coach like gets Ryan to show you how to bump, yeah, that cigarette, he'd be like, let me show you, man, you've been hanging right here. And it would be burning your eyes and shit. You know, you're like, hi, I think. You're like, I coach, I can't see, man, it's burned up my eyes. He's like, why'd you bun right?

I'm like, it's just you fucking cigarette, it's burned up my eyes, man. But it'd be hanging around here and it did just be slowly going up, you're like, oh shit. Try to bunch it and he would cuss and yell and he'd be out there on first-based smoking cigarettes and send you to second.

You could never. You could never do that now. There's a couple, not one parent said anything like, hey don't smoke my kids' face. No, nothing. Like his coach. So he's the case coach, man. Like his coach. He's the coach.

Yeah. Coach K. Coach Alvin. Fucking cigarette I got out. There was a, there was a few years ago. I think it was the end, find the end of a near, there was a soccer coach. It was like a Chilean or Italian coach

who was smoking on the pitch. And he was like, you can't do that anymore. It just ended. It was a few years ago. He was like, I don't know, he'd yell, you see, you can't do that anymore. He just ended, it was a few years ago. He was as fuck. There he is. Look at that.

How about, oh, I can't be. Foulmouth, of course. Yeah. His name escapes me, the fighter that would smoke right after he'd win. Myorga,

was it myorga, Carlos, myorga? Did he smoke right after he was there? Yeah, he would train. If you look him up, and there's nothing like boxing training. M-A-Y-O-R-G-A. I think he died.

Carlos, my Orga, I think it was. And he would smoke. He'd beat your ass. And then as soon as they pick him up on the shoulders, he'd light up immediately. Really? Immediately in the ring, yeah. And those, those like,

Maruga, Maruga? Yeah, and those those like Meruga and may try M.A. Y. O RGA My or yeah, there you go. That's him the boxer. Yeah There's my organ smoking I said That is smoking and interviewing during training. Look, look In the interview with Larry. Right after the fucking fight, he was a cigarette smoker. Yeah, he loves it. It's hilarious.

No, that search that you put, it said, on drinking and smoking during training, that's what one of the video results was. You go back, that's the second one. Look at that. Yeah, he's like, I smoke, I drink, I do my shit, man. That is hilarious. Why are you smoking and drinking? Because I'm trying to get strong. I do, man. It's what I do, bro. Yeah, they're clearly, that's what they're asking about. Yeah.

Yeah. Look, my lungs are strong, man. You imagine like, this guy, they're like, run 12 miles this morning. He's like, all right, then he gets back. He's like, this is a guy that they're like, run 12 miles this morning. He's like, all right, and he gets back. He's like, I'm just getting ready to box. Remember I used to tell you my buddies would see like Jamal Lewis and the strip club and stuff and they'd all be smoking cigarettes.

I'm like, that's our, that's a 2000 yard back. Yeah. He's number two all time, I think. Me might have just got beat, but I think he's actually number two all time by Eric Dickerson for best season. And he's changed smoking. Changed smoking and winning Super Bowl.

It's like, how? How are you that athlete? And then you see him winded probably somewhere and you're like, oh, okay. Come on, Jamal. I saw him one time at a hard rock in Lauderdale. You did? Yeah, in the elevator.

I said, what's up? He was fucking lit. He's a wide, that's a big man. He's like, what's up, John? He was like, what's up? He was like, what's up? He was like, what's up? He was like, what's up?

Yeah, what's up? What's up, bro? He went big tonight. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Right now. You go smoke a pack of cigarettes right now. Yep, yep. Get ready to train tomorrow. That is unbelievable, man.

Yeah, I mean, that was more common. You've seen the name of stuff, beer and a cigarette at halftime. That's crazy. In the 60s, I just like, Yep, I've seen what's his name. Is it Lendolson? There's a famous picture. Oh, yeah. I think it's smoking a cigarette at halftime. Yeah. It's like, yeah, I've seen what's his name. Is it Lendolson? There's a famous picture.

Oh, yeah. I think it's him smoking a cigarette a half time. Yeah, like at a super bowl and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought Namath was like that. There's probably, they all did back then. Johnny and Knight has told the story one time when he, like later in his career, he got sent the San Diego

from Baltimore and he said he was sitting in the locker room and he said, I've been around guys. They all smoked cigarettes. But this one, this is just one cigarette and it just kept coming down the line. I thought, Jesus Christ, he's got scant of four-droom cigarettes.

And then when it got to me, I was like, oh, I'm good, that ain't for me, man. This look weed. Yeah, well, yeah. That's like where it started getting the Lawrence Taylor years, the weed and the Coke and all that shit for the NFL clean their act up. And then it went to steroids and now they're...

Apparently, like half the NBA is high during games. Yeah. I believe that they're the only professional sports I could be wrong that don't test for no reason. They don't test for weed, yeah. Because they're like, do you want a league? Yeah. Do you want a league?

Do you want to keep playing? Right. Yeah. And it's a real, it is a real player's league. So you know that CBA was like, we smoke weed. Yeah. So let's cut the shit. Yeah.

And also that's supposed to be the, people are surprised, but that's supposed to be the league that's using the most testosterone too. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah, like a lot of players are, you know, jamming up, man. Especially the guys that are over 30. Yeah, well they need to. Yeah, that makes of players are, you know, jamming up, man, especially the guys that are over 30. Yeah, well, they need to.

Yeah, that makes sense. Recovery, you know, yeah, it's brutal on your body, so they're just shooting up. Pretty wild. It'd be fun. It'd be fun. It's shit to be an NBA caliber player. Smoke weed and just play basketball all the time. You imagine how fucking fun that would be.

It'd be good and be that good. Be that good. Yeah, dialed in like that. I be out. I love it. I wouldn't even care about Dunkin'. I'd be dishing everybody. Yeah, I'd just let you go up to the rim and get one.

Ha ha ha. He's like, man, I was high as shit when I did that. That'd be the fun part. Did you be watching those highlights, man? Can we keep it on how high we were. Were you high enough to shit to me? You could, I mean, they probably take gummies and they're not even thinking about the gummies.

Take them two hours before the game, you're probably soaring. I mean, you're watching Warms, you're like, why are you guys laughing? You're laughing, you're warm-mus. Ha ha ha ha ha. Hi shit. Ha ha ha. NBA is high.

Yeah, they're high as fuck, man. Well, I know NFL players smoke too. I've had a couple of them tell me that they know when they're gonna get their tests. No, it's the actual quote, I've talked to two, they both said the same thing. They said to test positive for weed in the NFL, quote, you have to be retarded.

Yeah. Because they literally give you this window. It's gonna be June 25th, guys. That's what they said. June 20th, like this. You test. 12 to 2. And then they're like outside of that window,

you do not get tested again. Just stop. Yeah. You have to be a complete moron. And also, I know that if someone's outed in the NFL, if you see like Tom Sagoora of the Cincinnati Bengals test deposit from marijuana, it's your second offense. They keep your first one quiet.

But you gotta be a clown. I mean, you really have to be so fucking stupid at this point. Even I could fucking stop doing that. Right, you could do it for a window. For, you talk about for millions of dollars, I'd quit for the fucking my entire career. Sure, just all you gotta do is stay out of the, and then you don't have to. Right.

Just out of this window. And then they go, once that thing is ended, you can smoke the rest of the year until the end. You're going to the next year. Yeah, yeah. I've talked to dudes, they're like, they're like when the games end, we fire up smoking locker room

right before we go to the team plane. Like they're high shit on planes. People are eating gummies on planes. So I'm gonna do, it was a story about it. He fired up a blunt on an international flight back. No. Now, I'm one of the international flights. A football plane?

Yeah. Nah. And so the flight time goes, you can't do that. And he's like, oh, I'm sorry. And then she walked away and then he just lit it back up again. Full. And he said, there's smoke all over the cabin. The whole plane. It is insane when you think about it. Like, that used to let you smile. Even when I was a kid, you could still smoke on a plane. Yeah. That an ash tray. Remember these being ash tray right there.

Yeah. And then it was like forever. It was just like locked off. Yeah, and when I was a kid going to Peru, they had for international flights, it was a smoking section, hilarious. The curtain, it's like a smoke. From row 16 back, you could smoke. I imagine being row 15, you're like, everyone's smoking. And you would just walk back there

and people were just, it was a social thing. Everyone was like talking, laughing, smoking, drinking. That was a lot of the flights that I took to Peru when I was a kid. All just smoke, smoke, smoke. Yeah, yeah. And you could also smoke anywhere, just anywhere. You could, you'd land, people smoking in the airport,

you know, you'd be able to walk anywhere and smoke. Yeah. Now, who's about to outlaw? Well, you can't like smoke cigarettes anywhere, Australia. That was a real crazy one. Packs of cigarettes were $50. Get the fuck out. Yeah, Jeff Tate ended up,

he ended up doing the hilarious bit about it. But yeah, he went to buy cigarettes. He was like, they were $50. Any bottom. Well, yeah, he was like, his joke, he was like, no, I just want one pack. And then they were like, yeah, he was like his joke. He was like, no, I just want one pack. And they were like, it's 55 dollars. 50 American?

Yeah. Holy fuck. Yeah, and also like you can't, there's no, like, if you walk outside, they're like, you can't smoke here. He's like, what kind of smoke? They're like, well, wait the fuck away from here. Like there's no like area to go to. It was very funny.

And they were, I was surprised at, no this, because usually like all the Latin American places are so lax on everything. But Mexico City like really coming down on smoking. I thought that was surprising. They're like, it's becoming more and more strict about not wanting cigarettes anywhere. I'm seeing a lot of smoking down here in Austin.

Yeah. Everybody down here smokes cigarettes. Everywhere I've been, I've only been to the club and up and down six street, but everybody smoking cigarettes down here. I'm gonna go tonight, I'm gonna check out the club. Yeah, it's awesome. I saw it a couple times.

I saw it a couple times. I saw it a couple times. On Rogan did it. He did it, right? He did it. Yeah, I saw it a couple times on its way to being built. I saw it like, when it was an empty building, and then I saw it when it was like halfway done, and then I saw it when it was about 85% done.

Let's be the first time I see it, like, as a completed. It's so well thought out, like, especially it's for the comedian. Like, like I said, you could go right to a private balcony from the green room to watch or your people could watch. You can go right to the stage without ever having to go through the audience in both rooms and leave. It's built in a way that you don't have to really

be around fans and things like that. It's cool. And then that arch over the stage changes colors. Like the energy is unlike anything right now. The fans are so stoked to be in there. The comics are stoked to be in there. The lineups are the best in the world. It's crazy.

Yeah, it's awesome. That's awesome. And the comics in there are good. You know what I mean? They're all good. Yeah, that's so cool. Yeah, I can't wait to check it out. Joe did it again, man.

That's awesome. He did. Fucking nail the home run. Well, if you have not seen it yet, make sure you go to YouTube and check out Ryan Sickler's new standup special. It's called Lefty Sun. Lee's subscribed to his channel,

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