40ish - Unfiltered - Antonio Banderas, Kissing Au Pairs and Brain Fog

Episode Date: February 4, 2025

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Starting point is 00:02:17 This is the sidekick show to 40ish where we dish all the juicy feedback from the week's episode and every Tuesday, we're going to be diving into your comments, your emails, your DMs, and all the social media buzz about the latest 40ish dilemmas. Now if you want more 40ish in your life and of course you do, who doesn't, then please hit that follow and subscribe button. It helps us out more than you realize and when you subscribe you can get ad free across both this show and Self Care Club and you also get some bonus content that is only available to our subscribers. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:51 So my mum saw baby girl. She wanted to report back to us. Oh, I still haven't seen it. Okay. She said she totally agrees on the Antonio Banderas front. He is hot. Well, Antonio Banderas front. He is hot. Well, Antonio Banderas is hot. I don't even think it's whether you think he's hot or whether he isn't. It's like saying, do you have brown hair or blonde hair? You have brown hair. It's that categorical.
Starting point is 00:03:18 I think so. But apparently this view is not shared by everybody. Who? Well, a woman on TikTok said, um, AB is a midget. That feels factually incorrect. He's not a midget. I don't, are we even allowed to say those words? Midget? No, I think dwarf, but dwarfism isn't the same as midget.
Starting point is 00:03:43 I don't know. What's the difference? Oh, don't ask me I'm gonna get like all the hate mail one is where everything is Completely in proportion, but you're just smaller than an average person and one is I think where the way your head is larger Not as proportionate. I don't know. There's dwarfism isn't there and there's midgets, but is midget actually term Is it still time? I don't know. I don't think it's an acceptable term and whoever wrote that I'm just telling you that's not an acceptable way to a describe anybody and b describe Antonio Banderas because he's not. I mean not that I've ever met him. I don't really know how tall he is. I could Google
Starting point is 00:04:19 it now and find out. You could but as I said to to her, A, bit harsh, B, they're all the same height when they're lying down, so who cares? Well, I think you do care. I don't think you care. If you're in bed with Antonio Banderas, are you worrying about his height at that moment? I think if like, let's say I walked into a restaurant and Antonio Banderas happened to walk in, say I'm in a top London restaurant and he happened to walk in and he was remarkably shorter than what I had ever envisaged. I'd be disappointed. But all movie stars are smaller than how you've envisaged.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Like Tom Cruise is 5'6 or something. I don't think George Clooney is particularly tall. Oh, what am I talking about? I've met George Clooney. What? I have met George Clooney and- Shut up! And Brad Pitt.
Starting point is 00:05:00 Shut up. Yep. Excuse me, how have I known you this many years and you never told me I could probably dig out a photo of him right here right now where did you meet George Clooney and Brad Pitt at the BAFTAs what were you doing at the BAFTAs I was working mate in it I was working listen you didn't know me in my hair and makeup days sorry what what is this I worked behind the scenes on the BAFTAs. I was on the red carpet.
Starting point is 00:05:26 Doing what? Touching up? Yeah. I don't mean George Clooney. I wish. No, I didn't. Yeah, you do wish. Touching up faces and hair.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Yeah. Okay. The people that were presenting and then they were interviewing the stars as they were coming onto the red carpet. Right, right, right. You know, and they shoved the microphone in it. I was there, I was doing that. And it was freezing.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Yeah, yeah, cause it's always- It's always in February. It was absolutely freezing. And what they do is they stagger the celebrities throughout the red carpet. It's a whole thing. I see. Are we talking like Ocean's 11 times?
Starting point is 00:06:01 Is that why they were together? Must have been. Cause they were in the same film. Yeah, maybe. And it was a long time ago. I'd say, maybe about 12, 13 years ago, roughly. And so the celebrities get more and more A-list as the time goes on throughout the evening.
Starting point is 00:06:21 And it also gets more and more sporadic and spaced out. So by the time George Clooney and Brad Pitt came along, firstly, I was frozen to pieces because it was so cold and there was no one else on the red carpet because you don't, whoever else is on the red carpet. When George Clooney comes along, no one's going to get a look in because everyone wants a piece of George Clooney. Who doesn't? Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, the point is he wasn't that tool. Okay. He is. I've never said this sentence before, but I'm going to say it devilishly handsome. Is he devilishly handsome to the point where Brad Pitt looks ordinary. That is how good looking George Clooney is in person. Interesting. I shared a cigarette with you and McGregor once.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Did you? Yeah, I did. I didn't actually know who he was until afterwards. That's very typical of me. Was it Moulin Rouge days? Because that's unfortunate. It was post-trainspotting, maybe just pre-Moulin Rouge. Like when he was massive, basically, when he was at his height. I have absolutely no clue who he was. He was just some kind of scruffy bloke.
Starting point is 00:07:34 We shared an outdoor cigarette. What's happened to you and McGregor? I thought you were going to say what's happened to you. What's happened to me a lot. Since then a lot. Don't even smoke. No. No. Why were you sharing a cigarette with you McGregor you don't smoke. I was out somewhere. I was young. Yeah, I was thin. Yeah, I was pretty thin. So I could smoke then now I'm old and fat I can't. I was young and thin. I was out somewhere. He was there. We were outside. We had a chat and a cigarette. Then I went inside and then... So you didn't know at any point that you were having this cigarette that he was you and McGregor? No, none whatsoever. None whatsoever.
Starting point is 00:08:18 It didn't his accent give it away? No. He's Scottish, isn't he? Yeah. No. His voice didn't sound familiar to you. You know what? I'm like, I'm fucking oblivious. Anyway, what are we talking about? Antonio Banderas. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think he's that short. I'm going to Google it. Okay. You Google it. The men on social media, they had quite a lot to say about baby girl and this whole thing, which I found interesting. One of the men said, wasn't it all part of the thing? She had Antonio Banderas, but she wanted something else, something dangerous. Maybe Antonio's character is a bit vanilla in the bedroom.
Starting point is 00:08:55 I didn't hear a word of what you just said, but all I know is that he's 1.74 meters. I don't know what that is. How annoying is that? Now I'm gonna have to convert it. In old money, for God's sake. In's sake. This show's called 40ish. We don't know what 1.7 meters is. Well I'll try and... okay how tall is Antonio Banderas? In foot and inches please. In foot and inches? In foot... oh no but when you put in... How big is his feet? Hold on it, how old is Antonio Banderas in Desperado?
Starting point is 00:09:29 Probably the same height as he is in Baby Girl. His height don't change. I don't want to know what his age is. In feet, he's five foot nine. All right. That's not a midget. It's not that tall. It's not that small.
Starting point is 00:09:42 That's perfectly acceptable. More than acceptable. Going back to what I said about the restaurant. Yeah. I reckon I would think, oh, he's smaller than I realized, but it would be fine. Wouldn't you be like, oh my God, I've just walked into the restaurant and there's Antonio Banderas. Yeah. Wouldn't that be your first thoughts? wouldn't that be your first thoughts? Weirdo. Probably. Yeah. Oh, I wonder if his shirt is from Hugo Boss. Well, you know, now I would probably look at his height now that we've had this conversation. Now you'd be obsessed with his height. Now I go up to him and say, by the way, I was so funny when you talk about you on our podcast. The men have been weird about baby girl. They've been weird and I feel a little insecure about it.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Another man said, it's quite simple. Women want young men. Us older men with beards and hairy chests who know and understand a woman's body count for crap. Can I just say that is also factually incorrect because the last thing I want is a young man. I don't. No, thank you. No. We both love a beard and a hairy chest. My husband has both and I'm very happy with it. So does mine and I'm also happy with it. And you know, this is not true. Don't feel like that. Starboy 1709. Is he 17 though? I don't think so. Was he born in 09? Listen, if he is and I'm really sorry you came across our TikToks. Yeah me too, god I'm really sorry. Just pass it on to your mum and leave us alone.
Starting point is 00:11:14 Yeah. That's what I asked. Two things have happened that I've really hated this week. One, because it made me feel really middle aged and the other... But there's nothing wrong with feeling middle aged. There isn't. There is. There isn't. There's everything wrong. This is why we've done the podcast to celebrate middle aged. It didn't feel celebratory.
Starting point is 00:11:41 But can I just say, out of the two of of us you have much more of a problem about me middle-aged than I do. But also because it's your birthday coming up and I just can't be... Your birthday coming up too? You're going to be a year older than me. I know mine's next week and I'm fine with it but you're going to be 47 and I just can't be f**ked with the whole... Why are you spreading my age? Because people can google it. No they can't. I'm not on f course they can. Where do you think I am? I guarantee if I... Wikipedia? I guarantee if I Google...
Starting point is 00:12:10 Please don't. I'm going to fix that. It's in our book. Shit. I should have done that at least five years younger. Don't Google my age. I'm going to Google your age. Don't.
Starting point is 00:12:21 I know how old you are. I know you know. She's 47 in a month. I'm 46 and I'm staying that way. How old is Lauren? What is with the Googling today? Can we stop Googling me now? Do you want me to Google you? But you could Google me all you like, but you know everything about me. I know, but they don't. Anyway, 47, what I'm saying is I can't be bothered for the whole mental breakdown about your age. I just can't be bothered with it. When we host a midlife podcast.
Starting point is 00:12:53 It doesn't matter if you can't be bothered for it, it's happening. It's here and it's happening. It'll be happening for approximately another month. All right, I'm going to ask something really nice and compassionate. How can I support you through it? How can I support you through it? You can I support you through it so it's less painful for me? You can lie about my age to everyone that we meet. What for? It won't stop you being 47.
Starting point is 00:13:15 If we all pretend that I'm not going to be, then it won't be. Listen, my dad's age stuck at 46 for decades. He'd hit 46. this is where I got it from and he was like right that's it now everyone I'm staying 46 and at the time I said to him you know what I was in my 20s then I was like you know what at some point I'm gonna turn 46 and then it's gonna be impossible for you to also be 46 and then that happened last year and I was like dad we're twins what happens now and he was like well you know what happens now you drop your age down way down to like 30 and I stay full to sit I was like, dad, we're twins. What happens now? And he was like, well, you know what happens now. You drop your age down, way down to like 30 and I stay full to say, I was like, okay. I mean, bless your dad, but he doesn't look 46. He's not
Starting point is 00:13:51 46. He's now 72. But we just stick with that. So I might also stick with that. 44, 43. I'm just not into it. I'm sorry. I'm not into it. Well, you can own it, own it all you like, but I don't want to own it. But you're not the host. You have a responsibility to all the other mid-lifers out there to be okay with it.
Starting point is 00:14:14 I have no responsibility to be okay with it. I just have a responsibility to report back from the front line of being it, experience it. Front line. Yeah, I'm sitting. That is a little dramatic. I'm sitting in the car with my child this week for three days on the trot, unable to remember the name of the singer,
Starting point is 00:14:32 George Ezra. And why I say three days on the trot, because after the first day, I had to try and Google and you try and Google someone's name when you don't know their name. Singer, tall, blonde, British, deep voice. He's not really blonde. I don't even know name singer tall blonde British deep voice he's not really blonde I don't even know what he looks like who came up Sam Smith Deep voice yeah everyone else apart from him and then I had to phone my oldest what you could have done yeah it's got on to Siri and just sung the song I couldn't remember
Starting point is 00:14:56 Give me one good reason why I should ever make a change remember any of his songs and I'm saying Josh you know that one that one that guy that guy couldn't then I phoned my oldest son. Why were you thinking of him? Because we heard something. I was like, he sounds just like, Oh, right. Oh, it's just, it's awful. So I phoned Max. I was like, what is the name of the singer? He's got a very deep voice. He was like, George Ezra. Oh, Max, thank you. The next day I said, Josh, Max told me the
Starting point is 00:15:22 name of the singer. Who was it was it mum I can't remember and I could it was like a block but it was a three day block and I'll tell you how bad the block was I had to write the name George Ezra in our show because otherwise I knew I would tell you this very story I would still not know that it was George Ezra I don't even like George Ezra. I mean, I don't really have any feelings either way about George Ezra, but I couldn't that name. Do you ever have that? We just, it won't stick. Just it won't. You've even Googled it. It won't stick. Are you joking? No. I have it all the time. What is that? Brain fog. I don't like it. It's called brain fog. It's awful. It is the most annoying thing because
Starting point is 00:16:05 it's in your brain and it's like on the edge of your brain. And you're like, yeah, all I need to do is jump over that bit and then I can grab it. Green, green grass, Google, who sings green, green grass, George Ezra done? No, couldn't do that. That's weird that you would say green, green grass. That's not the song I would first go to for George Ezra. I just, and also I can't even tell you how much I just don't ever think about him. Ever in my life, apart from that one minute of that one afternoon on the drive home from school. That was so irritating. Hello everybody, if you are enjoying this episode, could we please request that you share it with a friend who you think could do with a laugh? We would be so grateful, thank you so much and also if you're really loving it, please
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Starting point is 00:19:24 Yes, I think you have mentioned it, but maybe it was on self care club. Once or twice. Anyway, he goes to my gym. And when I mention it to people, they think that's really cool. It is cool. But me and my friend from the gym, because now I have a new friends at the gym. Yeah. We have decided we haven't spoken to Lewis Capaldi. I don't know where I'm going with this.
Starting point is 00:19:41 I thought that he came and then he wasn't there anymore. No, but he's come back. Oh, he's back again. He must have been traveling for work or something. I don't know where I'm going with this. I thought that he came and then he wasn't there anymore. No, but he's come back. Oh, he's back again. He must have been traveling for work or something. I don't know because I haven't spoken to him. Okay. But your dad has. Oh, my dad went straight up to him. He's like, hi, are you Lewis Capaldi? He was like, yes.
Starting point is 00:19:53 So your dad. So my dad. Yeah. Love it. So anyway, I haven't spoken to him, but I do normally speak to people in the gym that are there at the same time as me. And we have both decided that if he wasn't Lewis Capaldi, would we have spoken to him? What would you?
Starting point is 00:20:07 I don't know. What do you say at the gym? What do you mean what do you say at the gym? Like, hey, are you finished using those words? Yes. Yeah. Okay. That's exactly what you said. So not like banter, just more like informative chat.
Starting point is 00:20:21 But then you, well, you forgot. Hey, what are you repping today? Yeah. Is that gym talk? I mean, I've never said it, but you could get away with it. Could I get away with it? No. Or you could say, Oh my God, that's amazing what you just did. You're so strong. No, that sounds like an absolute come on. No, I said it to a woman the other day.
Starting point is 00:20:43 You did today. So strong. Wow. You could say to a woman, it could still be a come on. No, I said it to a woman the other day. You did today. So strong. Wow. You could say it to a woman. It could still be a come on. I did. I said, come on, stop flirting at the gym. Oh, she did smile at me this morning. I'm sure she did. Do you know who else is at your gym? Who? Now I'm going to make you feel faulty something. Chunks. Who's Chunks? Chunks. Who's Chanks? Chunks. He's Chanks. Right. Who is Chunks? He's really, really, really famous. No, he's not. No, he is. He's not famous to us. But Zach, my son. Was he a YouTuber? Yeah, he also goes to your gym. He's like, oh my god. Oh my god. Chunks is at the gym. He could be like my best friend in the gym. I wouldn't know. You would know because he's got a posse. If you see like a really cool looking young guy at the gym with a posse, that's chunks. Anyway, can I tell you what I hate this week? Yeah. It's a small thing. It always is. I hate
Starting point is 00:21:38 Prosecco. What? Prosecco. I hate it. Why? I hate it because ever since I've been in perimenopause, I can't drink it. Firstly, I don't like the taste anymore. I used to love a Prosecco. Secondly, now I sniff it and it just reminds me of headaches. It just gives me a headache. And to be honest, alcohol in general is not amazing for me since I've been in perimenopause. I don't react well to it. This is a very common thing. But Prosecco is the absolute armpit of alcohol in perimenopause. What about champagne? No, I wouldn't touch that either, but it probably wouldn't give me as much of a headache or an instant headache as Prosecco. And I've been away this weekend and when we got to the hotel, they have a complimentary bottle of Prosecco at the reception
Starting point is 00:22:25 and all my friends, I went on a girls trip, it was brilliant. And all my friends were so happy that it was there and everyone's having a glass of Prosecco and everyone's getting a bit loosened up and all I sat there saying, how fucking middle-aged is this? Sorry, I can't drink that, it gives some more feedback. What else has been going on on social media in the midlife space? Well, do you remember the story that we did about the husband who wrote in to us, his wife had been given birthday money by her parents, she'd gone and spent it on a coat
Starting point is 00:23:04 and he didn't like the coat. Like he really didn't like it. He was like, should I tell her I hate the coat or should I just zip it up? Oh wow. People had a lot to say on this subject. Um, mainly it was just like say nothing. Just shut up. Basically most people said that. She likes the coat, leave her alone, let her be. I mean, people were quite, quite violent about it. Violent? Yeah. If she likes it, said, Puppa Bear, keep your fucking mouth shut. Don't pull down your other half. I was like, Whoa, okay. Maybe it wasn't aggressive. You've said it aggressively. Perhaps it wasn't. It sounded aggressive. It could be right mate, just keep your fucking mouth shut and let her have it. It could be. Jessamy was like, men have no fashion sense. I'd like to know how he dresses. Fair enough.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Yeah. Again, factually incorrect. Because you can't say that all the men in the whole world don't have any fashion sense. What about this? She doesn't owe you your version of beauty. Say nothing. Your opinion is entirely irrelevant. Why are you saying it in such an aggressive fashion sense. What about this? She doesn't owe you your version of beauty, say nothing, your opinion is entirely irrelevant. Why are you saying it in such an aggressive fashion? Because it's like that's how it sounds, like really nasty. That's not nasty, it's just feministic. Is it? Yeah, she's right. It depends what mood you're in. I mean, you know when your HRT is on point like mine is today
Starting point is 00:24:27 I don't think things are aggressive. Perhaps when your HRT is not on point like you have just demonstrated with George Ezra things sound more aggressive. I think that sounded very aggressive. Yeah, it didn't sound very nice. You probably need a bit of testosterone. Fucking hell, you are skating on thin ice, my friend. There's a new segment we're bringing to the show. It's basically just a chance for confessions. We're going to keep them anonymous. Yeah, we're keeping this anon. So rather than a dilemma, we want your confessions.
Starting point is 00:25:05 What is the thing that you want to share with us that perhaps you couldn't share with anybody else? Well, he shared it with me. And it is true. It sounds made up. Read it out. This is what he said. Last summer, I came home from work and I went directly into the living room where my sister and her kids were playing with my kids. And my wife was sitting on the floor with her back to me. I went straight over and tilted her head back and kissed her hello. So she's sitting on the floor. He comes up behind her. He tilts her head backwards like this and kisses her on the lips. Hello. I felt a weird silence happen in the room and I saw my sister's eyes go really wide. I then clocked my actual wife who had just walked into the room and I saw my sister's eyes go really wide. I then clocked my actual wife who had
Starting point is 00:25:46 just walked into the room and I realised, horrified, that I had in fact kissed our new au pair who had just arrived the night before and who also has long blonde hair. I apologised about a million times explaining that I mistook her for my wife and I left the room as fast as I could. My wife was killing herself laughing. That night she was out and I had to eat dinner with the au pair and the kids. It was one of the most awkward meals of my life. The problem is you can't undo it. You can't undo it. And then, and then to top it off. Having to have dinner with her. Yeah. Also can't undo it. And then, and then to top it off. Having to have dinner with her. Yeah. Also she'd just arrived. It's not like she had
Starting point is 00:26:30 a chance to get to know him so that she knows that that's not how he would normally behave. I'm not sure that he had even met her. Oh, it's horrific. He just came in and kissed her. That is horrific. But then a few days later, he was upstairs in the spare room. Is this a friend of yours? Yes. He was upstairs in the spare room getting changed. He'd got out the shower. So he wasn't wearing anything. And the cleaner came in the room. The cleaner or the au pair? The cleaner, also a lady, came in the room, but she was like bent half
Starting point is 00:27:07 down because she was hoovering. So she was sort of bent over. And when she came in the room, her face was a direct line with his willy. Yeah. So he's like, I basically accidentally sexually assaulted everybody in my house. Apart from my wife. Apart from my own wife. Yeah, he was like, it just wasn't a good week. Wasn't a good week for me. Poor guy. So that's his confession. It is hideous. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:40 My question is, and I realize this is not remotely relevant. Yeah. Why is he getting changed in the spare room? I don't know. He'd like got out of the shower, he was in the towel, he went to the shower, maybe his clothes were in there. I was struggling to get past that. That is the show.
Starting point is 00:28:04 That's Tuesday. That's our bonus show. Yeah. We'll be back on Thursday. Oh, can I just say that I kept saying last week that it's being released on Monday. I was wrong. You lied. You lied to everybody. I didn't lie. Did I lie? It's inaccurate. Factually incorrect. It was actually incorrect, but also because we hadn't decided what day it was being released. I assumed it was Monday. Wrongly. Let's clear it up. It's Tuesdays. It's Thursdays. It's all the teas of the week. Tuesdays and Thursdays. On the teas, we spill the tea. How's that? Yeah. Do you love that? I've just made that up. See my brain still works. Yeah, it does. It fires on some cylinders. Yeah. Just not young
Starting point is 00:28:44 British singers. What's his name? George Osirak. Yes. Come on. That is it does. It fires on some cylinders. Yeah. Just not young British singers. What's his name? George Osiris. Yes! Come on! Do you know that is our show. Yeah, that is it. We're going to stop talking now because everyone's got things to do. Fucking random rambling all day long. We'll be back on Thursday with a brand new episode of 40ish. Please stay tuned, please

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