60 Songs That Explain the '90s - “Buy U a Drank”— T-Pain

Episode Date: February 4, 2026

At long last, Rob has returned to your speakers and screens, triumphant in the face of his haters. In this way, he is no different than the subject of today’s episode: T-Pain. Even though he wrote, produced, and performed some of the greatest hits of the 2000s, T-Pain’s use of auto-tune overshadowed his talent. However, after his 2014 Tiny Desk Concert, it is safe to say we all owe T-Pain an apology (and a drank). Finally, Rob talks to The Ringer’s Tyler Parker, who speaks to the shock of hearing “I’m n Luv (wit a Stripper)” for the first time and becoming fascinated with T-Pain’s style and his version of the club. Host: Rob Harvilla Guest: Tyler Parker Producers: Justin Sayle and Olivia Crerie Additional Video Editing: Kevin Pooler Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's her little smile right before she starts singing. That's what gets me every time. It's not a huge theatrical grin. It's not a smirk. It's not contrived. It's not performative. It is a tiny, life-affirmingly human gesture in a sea of smug, blaring, bleached teeth artifice.

The proverbial eyes of the world are upon her, but her smile is directed inward. not outward. She's smiling for herself. And it's a smile of eagerness, of delight, of unembarrassed excitement. It's a smile that says, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. She's smiling because she just found some money in the pocket of an old jacket. She's smiling because she just saw a super cute weiner dog paddling toward her on the street and she knows she's going to get to pet it. She's smiling because she gets to sing now, which means that everyone around her is finally going to shut up.

And as she starts singing, her little title card shown right below her on screen, it reads Susan Boyle, unemployed, comma, 47. And that, my friends, is the rudest shit imaginable. Wow, that is rude.

Unemployed. Wow. on April 11th, 2009, roughly 10.3 million people, presumably mostly British people, tuned into the reality TV competition Britain's Got Talent to watch one Susan Boyle go super mega ultra-viral by singing the bejesus out of I Dream to Dream from Les Miserables, and thus vanquishing, thus vaporizing all the smug jerks around her, by which I mean, virtually everyone on screen with her. All right, what's your name, darling?

My name is Susan Boyle. Okay, Susan, and where are you from? I am from Blackburn, near Bathgate, West Lothian. It's a big town. It's a sort of collection of, it's a collection of villages. I have to think, then. So let's back up 60 seconds. Susan Boyle saunter's saucily on stage with one hand on her hip,

and she encounters the three Britons Got Talent judges, led by Simon Cowell, performative hater, comma, 49. And despite her stammering, despite her struggle to recall the word villages, Susan is bright and bubbly and unguarded. You can hear quite loud giggling already in the crowd here in this auditorium. You're about to hear an impressively loud wolf whistle as well. But Susan cannot hear any of this. or at least she appears not to. And how old are you, Susan? I am 47.

And that's just one side of me. And here's where the smirking and the eye-rolling starts. We get a primo smirk from our second Britons got talent, judge. One, Piers Morgan, smug-jerk, comma, 44. The crowd is roiling now, with a rising bloodthirsty quality to their hootin and hollering. There is a distinct cringe element here, familiar to anyone who has ever watched any of these big wop primetime talent shows,

where gentle, earnest, amateur singers and whatnot biff their auditions horrendously and humiliate themselves on national television. And look, okay, as Susan Boyle says, and that's just one side of me, she's still got one hand saucily planted on her hip, And she starts gyrating vigorously to illustrate another side of her. And this is disconcerting, this action. And it would be disconcerting coming from anybody. Also disconcerting.

Susan's wearing a lovely dress, but her Britons got talent contestant sticker, her audition number or whatever. This sticker appears to have been slapped onto her bare skin right beneath her lovely necklace. And I am very concerned that it's going to hurt later. when she rips that off. I really hope it didn't hurt. I'd like a word with whoever told Susan to do that

or let her do that. I am concerned for her. I've been manipulated into feeling concern for her. And I can sense this manipulation, but of course that does nothing to assuage my concern. Okay, what's the dream? I'm trying to be a professional singer.

And why hasn't it worked out so far, Susan? I've never been given the chance before, but he's hoping it'll change. And here we start mixing in rude crowd shots. Individuals, extra smirky individuals, perhaps a theatrical eye roll, perhaps an incredulous scowl, perhaps a few discouraging words whispered indiscreetly to one's neighbor. In a few seconds here, we even get a young lady in the crowd with her hand over her mouth, and her hand is completely swallowed by the sleeve. of her sweatshirt. I know that pose. That is a pose that says, oh no, this interaction is terrible.

I myself am in that pose during most face-to-face conversations, including not at all stressful conversations. We are manipulated into understanding that the crowd expects Susan to fail and, worse yet, wants Susan to fail. We know the rhythm of this encounter. We know that Susan is headed for a will William Hung type face plant. And if that name means nothing to you, keep it that way. Okay, and who would you like to be as successful as? Elaine Page. Elaine Page.

What are you going to sing tonight? I'm going to sing, I dreamed a dream from the Miserables. Okay. Big song. That's Elaine Page, the first lady of British musical theater, star of the original West End Productions of Aveda and Cats, star of chess. my wife loves the musical chess,

plus Sunset Boulevard and the King and I on Broadway, etc. Via the hootin and hollering, we are made to understand that Susan's ambition to be as successful as a Lane Page is ridiculous and only further embarrassing for

Susan. But shush now. I will shush now because now the song starts playing and then Susan Boyle gives a little delighted inward smile and then Susan Boyle burns down the motherfucker. And first thing I get

is some bloke pointing his finger in my face and going, you didn't expect that, did you? Did you? No, bitch, don't tell me what I expected. You don't know me. Don't point at me, Bob. I don't care that you're English. Of course I knew Susan Boyle would burn down the motherfucker. I knew this, of course, because, like most American viewers,

I watched this clip later on the internet when it was blogged and reblogged many thousands of times, with some variation on the headline, random Scottish lady burns down the motherfucker. Your favorite music blog blogged Susan Boyle's Britain's Got Talent audition. Stereo gum blogged it, dude. The first line of the Stereo gum blog reads as follows, quote, a frumpy virginal somewhat hammy,

47-year-old cat lady from Bathgate West Lothian in Scotland performed on Britain's Got Talent this weekend, and for a really long time, it looked like she was definitely your girlfriend. End quote, I don't know what that means. This was a big deal. Indeed, this went super mega ultra-viral, and the shock here is not that Susan sings the bejesus

out of I Dream to Dream, but that any reality talent show contestant can grab our attention for doing anything at all anymore. This is 2009. Britain's Got Talent is in its third season. American Idol, America's most prominent, equivalent, of course, also judged in part by Simon Cowell, performative hater, comma, 49. American Idol is already in its ninth season. Kelly Clarkson won American Idol in 2002. Carrie Underwood won in 2005. And I'm oversimplifying, but no, yeah, that's been just about it.

In terms of even the winners of these fiascos, achieving escape velocity and enjoying any sustained prominence in the wider pop music world. Whereas, six and a half months later, after this moment, Susan Boyle is going to release the second best-selling album in the United States in 2009, beaten out only. by Fearless by Taylor Swift. Ah, damn it, Taylor. Let Susan have this. And immediately, big smiles, raucous cheers, and a rolling standing ovation. And meanwhile, Simon Cowell's just sitting there, and all I can think watching him is teeth. Disconcertingly white teeth, he's got.

Also, visible dollar signs floating above Simon Cowell's head. He knows he just hit the jackpot. And he knew. He always knew. Of course he always knew. If you've never watched the Susan Boyle audition in full, I encourage you to do so the next time you've got to spare six minutes and change. This video is a small masterpiece of audience manipulation. And it's not subtle manipulation. Just in the first 30 seconds, the mockery, the wanton underestimation of Susan Boyle is laid on so thick. And the gleeful shock. here when Susan burns it down, even the least savvy and least skeptical viewer is well aware that somewhere between 65 and 98% of that shock is not entirely fake, but painstakingly contrived. Everyone knew she was going to kick ass. Hell, the whole crowd probably knew she was going to kick ass. But even if you knew the game from the second Susan sacheted on stage,

there is a sincerely heartwarming thrill in watching this unfold. Seven months from this moment, Susan Boyle will be back on television. On an hour-long program of her own called I Dream to Dream, colon the Susan Boyle story, singing a duet with Elaine Page. They sang, I know him so well from chess. My wife will be thrilled. And so let Susan have this. Let everybody have this, even if they're totally faking.

We got Pierce Morgan, smug jerk, comma, 44. Pears is trying to cry and failing. We got Amanda Holden, the third judge, comma, you seem all right, and I'd rather not look up how old you are. Amanda's trying to cry and almost succeeding. And meanwhile, we got Susan, ferociously tearing into the line so different from this hell I'm living. That's the best line, the best part of the whole thing. right before Susan brings it home and burns down the rest of it. She doesn't even overreach for a huge, shrill, bombastic, melismatic, unnecessary finish.

She's got class. But speaking of rude, an odd component of the great mega-viral Susan Boyle audition is that the show's rudeness, the show's condescension weirdly intensifies after Susan's done kicking ass. Because now the judges feel. compelled to extravagantly perform their shock at her expense. Tell us how you really feel, Peers Morgan smug-jerk, comma 44. When you stood there with that cheeky grin and said, I want to be like a lame page. Everyone was laughing at you.

No one is laughing now. We are certainly not laughing now, Peers. Sheesh, that is mean. Why you got to be so mean? She's standing right there. Even Amanda Holden, you're still cool, but maybe chill out, comma, age unknown. Even Amanda gets into the act. I am so thrilled because I know that everybody was against you.

I honestly think that we were all being very cynical and I think that's the biggest wake-up call ever. And here's where this whole small masterpiece of audience manipulation business falters. Right? Because that rude extra English guy pointing at you and going, I bet you didn't expect that. And peers and Amanda both telling Susan to her face that everyone was laughing at you, everyone was against you, none of that is true. I do believe that was y'all laughing earlier. The show is engaging in maximum cynicism while chastising you, the savvy viewer and or stereo gum reader, for being cynical.

The show almost ruins the whole. whole moment and almost ruins Susan's whole moment because the show can't stop hammering at this giant red button that reads, we all just looked at you and assumed you couldn't sing. Anyway, Susan Boyle gets three yeses and thereby passes her Britain's Got Talent audition and she gets to go on to Hollywood or whatever, not Hollywood, obviously, whatever the British equivalent of Hollywood is, stoke on Trent or what. whatever. She gets to start competing in Britain's Got Talent, a competition that hasn't really started yet. Can I tell you something? Did you know that Susan Boyle didn't win?

Susan Boyle did not win the third season of Britain's Got Talent. She did make it to the finale, which aired in June 2009 and was watched by 17.3 million, presumably British people, because Susan Boyle had become an international phenomenon. Would you like to see and or hear who beat Susan Boyle in the finals? No, it turns out that Susan Boyle lost. In the third season, Britain's Got Talent finale, to a super intense and quite lovable and themselves heartwarming dance troupe called Diversity.

If you didn't get to see that just now, that was the sound of at least eight, presumably British dancers combining to mimic a giant robot. Was that the actual Transformers sound effect just now? We can't tell, but I think that was the actual Transformers.

Like, right after this moment, a rad little girl in glasses shows up and does like six flips in two minutes. It's astounding. My glasses would have fallen off after the first flip, and also I would have killed myself even attempting a flip.

Much to consider here. Much to absorb. I mean, fine, cool. Shout out diversity. Congratulations to diversity. The future looks bright for diversity. I can't be too upset about this. Now, we should briefly note that Susan Boyle struggles enormously at first with sudden viral global fame.

And in fact, she checks into a psychiatric hospital shortly after the Britain's Got Talent finale, amid criticism that the show has exploited her. Talking to the telegraph, Susan's brother, Jerry, says, quote, Susan is coming to terms with the fact that the world wants to hear her sing. She's just exhausted and trying to take in everything that's happened. I think her friends in America would call this an anxiety attack. Hopefully soon she will be able to relax and release a record so the world can enjoy her voice, voice again, but her health and happiness come first.

End quote. Susan recovers. In November 2009, Susan releases her blockbuster debut album called I Dream to Dream, which gets shafted by the Taylor Swift album, but still sells around 10 million copies worldwide. If you personally did not buy a Susan Boyle CD for your parents and or grandparents during the 2009 holiday season, do you really love your parents and or grandparents?

Hmm? I really dig it when Susan sings Daydream Believer by the Monkeys. Dear up sleepy jeep Daydream believer and a coming queen. I just really dig the restraint,

man. She's got enough casual confidence to not over-same. it. You ain't got to over-sing the monkeys. But I fear this record is missing something. I fear all seven Susan Boyle's studio albums are missing something.

She's had it nice, weird, occasionally quite uncomfortable, medium chaotic, but still quite nice pop diva career. But what's missing is the performative doubt. What's missing are the rude onlookers, cynically accusing you

of being cynical. What's missing are the haters. As annoying and disheartening a scene as it might be, Susan Boyle doesn't sound quite right if she's not surrounded by 50 to 5,000 performatively shocked people all hammering at that we all just looked at you and assumed you couldn't sing button. But five years later, that we all just looked at you and assumed you couldn't sing button, found a new home and a new target.

How's everybody doing? That's pretty good sizable applause there. That's pretty good. Thank you everybody for coming out again. This is weird as hell for me. It's his palpable and awfully sweet and weirdly endearing unease right before he starts singing. The crowd applauds and he's surprised.

He is about to sing and this too is evidently surprising to him. Here we have a modest handful of people, presumably mostly NPR employees, clapping and cheering and laughing along as pop superstar T. Payne performs a three-song NPR Tiny Desk concert that will indeed go super mega ultra viral upon its release on October 29th, 2014. This video will eventually amass 30 million views on YouTube, and T-Pain will be asked about it constantly in interviews. And T-Pain will gladly tell you that this moment, truly was weird as hell for him. Talking to stereo gum in 2023, T. Payne says, quote,

I had no idea what the hell I was doing. I walked in there. I thought I was going in for an interview. I didn't even know what I was doing that day. And stereo gums like, were you receptive performing that day? And T-Pain says, quote, at the time I was smoking cigarettes, and I had just smoked a cigarette before I walked in there, and that's not good for singing. I I was also very hoarse because I just had a show the night before in a club, and it was also smoky as hell. So my voice was at like 60% during that whole thing. I didn't know what to do, and I couldn't back out while I was there. End quote.

Keep this in mind. T. Payne does not, in this moment, believe that he's about to give arguably the defining performance of his career, or the most triumphant performance of his career. No, right this second, T. Payne really wishes he could back out of this. Never done anything like this. Didn't think you guys were going to be here, but I guess we're doing this. Everybody, this is Toro. One of the best people I'm playing a one of the best one.

Pianist. Funny word. Shout out Toro the pianist. Incredibly, Toro is part of the Anast. ambush here. T. Payne tells Stereogam, quote, I saw my keyboardist there and I was like, what are you here for? I thought he was just in town, just chilling. And then they walked us into a room with a keyboard and a stool. And I was like, oh, okay, what's that? What's going on? End quote. How did nobody tell T. Payne that this was happening? Did he really not know this was happening?

He's maybe lying, isn't he? He knows it's a way better story now if he insists. now that he didn't know back then, right? We're doing a little bit of pop star myth making here. Maybe. We might be. That's okay. Because more importantly, pianist is a funny word. And as a society, we rely on horny goofball pop stars like T. Payne to remind us, to reassure us that pianist is a funny word.

There's something so charismatic, so musical, even about how he says it. pianist. Ha ha! Funny word. T. Payne is in total command, even if T. Payne is not aware that he's in total command. But what's most terrifying and therefore most triumphant about this moment is how exposed, how musically naked T. Payne appears to be.

It's not what he has. All the charisma he has as he sits on that stool. I really dig his glasses, too. No, what's about to make this performance a legitimate cultural event is, what T-Pain doesn't have. I know everybody's wondering where the auto-tune is going to come from. It's okay. I got it in my pocket. It's totally fine. You got it right here. It's all surgically inserted.

So I guess we're going to get to this. T-Pain is about to sing without autotune, the pitch-correcting vocal manipulation technology that makes him sound like a robot. I'm oversimplifying. But yeah, he sounds like an endearingly sweet horny goofball robot. This is 2014. T. Payne has four albums deep into a blockbuster career. He has been a pop star for roughly a decade. He is using this allegedly unexpected Tiny Desk performance, in fact, to promote a new compilation called T. Payne presents happy hour, colon the greatest hits. And T. Payne's music is synonymous with autotune. T. Payne's persona is synonymous with autotune. T. T. Payne's persona is

synonymous with autotune. His robot voice is far more recognizable. It's far more famous than his human voice, which leads many of us to the conclusion that T. Payne's robot voice, it's all he has. It is the source of all his artistry and all his power. And so many of us look at T. Payne in this moment, nervous and auto-tune-less, and we assume that T-Pain can't really sing. Well, guess what? Baby girl, what's your name? Let me talk to you. Let me buy you a drink and I'm T-Pain.

You know me. Convink music, Nappy Bowie. Well, look at that. It turns out T-Pain can really sing. T-Pain really sings the bejesus out of that last line there, especially. He imbues the words, Convict music, nappy boy, Uwi with galactic import.

Convick music is T. Payne's record label, run by his friend and fellow mid-2000s pop superstar Akon. Napy Boy is the smaller label T-Pain has started himself. Ui, that just means Ui. The Ui is self-explanatory. There is a modesty, even a slight nervousness to T-Pain's visual presentation as he sings. He is huddled awkwardly on his little stool. He's tugging at his hat. He is adjusting his glasses. I really love the glasses. He is clutching his little water bottle with both hands as though it is a life preserver. Talking to the Canadian documentary series, This Is Pop in 2021, T. Payne says that in this NPR facilitated performance, quote, I am devilishly awkward. If you really look closely, I didn't look at them, the crowd, at all, not the entire time. I stayed looking at.

at the floor. I was looking off to the side. I just stayed looking at something else. I couldn't even look at them, people, because I felt I was doing a bad job. End quote. But there is no such modesty or nervousness present in his voice. The tremendous force of it, the nonchalant lasciviousness, the silliness, the glee, the humanity. Ten plus years later, T. Payne's Tiny Desk concert has 30 million views on YouTube and the top comment. Don't read the comments, generally, or ever, really, but let's read just this one comment just once. The top comment says, he's he's hella funny, too. AutoTune didn't make T-Pain famous. T-Pain made Autotune famous. I know the club, close at three. What's the chances of you rolling with me? Back to the crib.

Show you how I leave. And even without the no-autotune shock, it's wild enough. It's unexpected enough, in a sweetly cornball sort of way, to hear a silly pop song about getting drunk and picking up a lady in the club, here in the hallowed halls of national public radio, here at the hallowed tiny desk. The first Tiny Desk concert took place in 2008, after NPR music dudes Bob Boylan and Stephen Thompson,

went to see the folk singer Laura Gibson at South by Southwest, and the crowd talked so much they couldn't hear Laura's singing. So they figured they'd just get Laura to come into the office and sing directly to Bob right at Bob's desk. And that was the tiny desk vibe at first, genre-wise, folk singers who especially benefited from audience silence. A 2016 Vox article on the Tiny Desk phenomenon described one tiny desk crowd as, quote,

a confluence of cardigan wearing hipsters and old fogies in suits, end quote. That's pretty rude. That same article described Bob Boylan's personal music taste as favoring, quote, hipster-infused indie rock, end quote. That's at least less rude. Bob Boylan does not historically champion songs that rhyme, buy you a drink with money in the bank. I think that's the point Vox is rudely making here.

T-Painte-Pain just omitted. He just gracefully elided the word Cadillac. The line on the radio would be, I'll be in the gray Cadillac. But now it's just I'll be in the gray. And that's such a startling, alluringly vague image now that I think about it. T. Payne singing, I'll be in the gray. I dig that very much. And look, the Tiny Desk Empire has expanded, has broadened its horizons considerably over the course of 17 years. Myriad rappers, R&B singers, pop stars, etc. Here in 2026 in the past few years, Usher has done a tiny desk. The Clips did a tiny desk, juvenile, dochi,

Cypress Hill, E-40, but T-Pain in 2014 still felt like a delightful anomaly in this particular venue. In terms of both mainstream pop appeal and friskiness, I wrote about Tiny Desk concerts myself for The Ringer in 2017, and then Bob Boylan told me, quote, I do what I do because I think the heart and soul of music that's missing in music is intimacy. End quote. But as you, might imagine, intimacy means something quite different to T. Payne. Tea Payne just gracefully elided a whole bunch of ooze there, a whole bunch of ooh, to be precise. It's not even that he's censoring the ooze per se. This song is quite horny, but it's like PG-13 horny at worst. It's possibly even regular PG-Hourney. The

is generally silent and respectful. Call the crowd wrapped, if you want. Call the crowd awestruck, if you really want. Toward the end of this song, T. Payne points at a lady in the crowd and asks her, I think he says, is that what you want? And I know for sure that her answer is, yes, oh my God.

And then T. Payne sings two more songs, and then he laughs nervously some more, and he yells back to work, and then it's over. And then this video hits the internet and it goes super mega ultra viral. And it's here, in the virality, in the blogging and reblogging of this momentous occasion, were a slight rudeness where the we all just looked at you and assumed you couldn't sing of it all kicks in. Billboard calls T. Payne's performance eye-opening. Cosmopolitan says that it blows the entire world's mind.

Entertainment Weekly says, quote, surprisingly, behind all that auto tune, he's a phenomenally talented singer, end quote, low-key rude, but T-Pain was also surprised. Talking to stereo gum, T-Pain says, quote, the whole time before it came out, I was like, man, this is going to end my career. I sounded like shit.

It was pretty surprising that people were like, oh, this is good, end quote. So the question before us today is, how did this guy get so down on himself? I like I'll be in the gray way better than I'll be in the gray Cadillac. I feel very strongly about this. My name is Rob Harvilla.

This is the 31st episode of 60 songs that explained the 90s, colon the 2000s, parenthesis, pivot to video, exclamation point, question mark, close parenthesis. They will never let me do that again. And this week we are discussing, buy you a drink, Shottie Snappin, by T. Payne, from his 2007 album, Epiphany. That's by capital you a drank, D-R-A-N-K, parenthesis, Shottie, S-H-A-W, never mind. I wasn't kidding about all the

ooh, ooh-oos, by the way. Fabulous. You know what puts money in the bank around here? Add breaks. That's what. We really did hurt T-Pain's feeling. I don't mean to upset you and I don't mean to say we I don't mean to drag you into the royal we but no seriously when we all pretended to be shocked that T-Pain could really sing

we really hurt his feelings and we should all feel bad I don't know how somehow I got more mad it just got more angry because it was such a surprise to everybody that T-Pain has an actual human voice and it's like what the fuck guys

This is from that Canadian series. This is Pop. It's on Netflix now. And what's extra heartbreaking hearing T. Payne talk about the dark side of his tiny desk viral explosion is how musical his voice sounds even when he talks. Even when he talks about how we all bummed him out, dig both T. Payne's words and T. Payne's melodies here. He's got such swagger, even when he's moping. The way T. Payne says, like really. Really? And especially the way he says, like, what? That is a monster hook.

Like, really? Did y'all think my whole success was based off of software? Like, what? You still got to write good song. You still got to produce good beats. You still got to do all these things. And y'all are paying attention to this one plug-in. Come on, the falsetto jump on, you still got to do all these things. it. T. Payne can really sing even when he's not singing. Like this auto tune episode of This is Pop, it starts with T-Pain talking about being on a plane with Usher. They're flying to the BET Awards, and Usher summons T-Pain to the back of the plane. And Usher says, to T-Pain's face, Usher says, man, you kind of fucked up music. You really fucked up music for real singers.

And T-Pain looks at the camera now and says, quote, Literally at that point, I couldn't listen. Is he right? Did I fuck this up? Did I fuck up music? And that is the very moment. And I don't even think I realized this for a long time. That's the very moment that started like a four-year depression for me.

End quote. And that moment was not as depressing for me as this moment where I thought, is he right? Did I personally insult T-Pain worse than Usher did? And it's so weird that, you know, it made me so angry that people are like, oh my God, T-Pain can sing. It, in one light, it showed how much people respected me more. In another light, it showed me how much people didn't respect me before. Sheesh. We should all feel so terrible.

Okay, T-Pain, in fact, is born into an atmosphere of tremendous disrespect. Florida. He is born Fahid Rashad Najum in Tallahassee, Florida on September 30th, 1984. He's a Libra. That's fine. I thought T-Pain was older than me, but it turns out he's several years younger than me. That's less fine, but it's still fine. Growing up, he wants to make it as a rapper.

But it's awfully challenging, at the turn of the century, to make it as a rapper when you live in Tallahassee, Florida. Hence the stage name T-Pain. The T stands for Tallahassee, and the pain stands for pain. There's some family stuff animating that pain, but generally he's way more comfortable discussing the Florida aspect of that pain. Talking to NPR in 2014, as his tiny desk was blowing up, T-Pain says, quote, if you're trying to get into cheese and you're not from Wisconsin, I don't think it would be a real easy thing to do. I was trying to do music in Tallahassee, and there's really not a lot of avenues to get out of Tallahassee musically. End quote. Could a mere piece of software have made that excellent Wisconsin cheese comparison? I don't think so. Young T. Payne starts out as a relatively conventional, rapidly rap,

type rapper. I would describe T. Payne's rapping style, then and now, as slower than than Twista. Do you know Twista, the extremely fast rapper from Chicago, who is older than me? Thank God. Now, obviously, most rappers rap slower than Twista, but T-Pain sounds more like slower Twista than most of those other slower rappers. In 2004, T-Pain puts out a mixtape called Back at it. The ad is the at symbol, like in emails. Let's pick a song totally at random. This one's called testicles. Go ahead and push replay because T-Pain is back in action.

He's say this game. He's so nasty. Snapping necks. Breaking beats down to a minimum. Back in techniques for any haters ain't feeling them. Slower Twista. That's my read and I'm sticking to it. Note that he's already addressing

the haters. Can I tell you? I was like, I wonder if anyone's even transcribed early T-Pain lyrics. So I attempted to Google the lyrics to this T-Pain. song called testicles, which of course entailed Googling T-pane testicles. And I got results that I did not care for. I got results from the Mayo Clinic, for example, regarding possible causes of testicle pain. It took me five to eight seconds to understand what I was looking at and why this had occurred.

I was very confused and upset, and then I figured it out, and then I was just upset. That's what I get for picking testicles at random. This ain't going to work for T-Pain. T-Pain is a skilled, ambitious, charismatic young rapper, but alas, mere rapidy-wrapping will not suffice to get him out of early 2000s, T-Pan needs a new style. Fortunately, a new style had recently been accidentally invented. You're telling me a singer can sing into a microphone, a bad note, and out the speakers comes a good note? Yes. Now, that's evil.

To modify something isn't necessarily evil, my wife wears makeup. Is that evil? Is that okay, honey? So, Autotune was invented in the mid-90s by this game. guy, not the first guy, not Neil deGrasse Tyson, the second guy. Here we have a 2009 episode of Nova Science Now in which Neil deGrasse Tyson interviews Dr. Andy Hildebrand, the inventor of Autotune, who just said a wildly out-of-pocket thing about his wife on television. Fellas and ladies, fellas and ladies, don't talk about your wife like that on TV. I don't give a hoot what you invented.

up to an including autotune, which is a very complex and nuanced technology that we will, indeed, summarize here as a singer can sing a bad note into a microphone, and out of the speakers comes a good note. That description of autotune will suffice. I'm sure Dr. Andy is a lovely guy, but he is also, quite frankly,

the smuggest-looking dude I have laid eyes on in recent memory. And very recently I also laid eyes on Simon Cowell and Pierce Morgan. In 1996, Dr. Andy invents Autotune using science. In 1997, Autotune is released to the confused and appalled general public. In 1998, Cher makes Autotune famous using art. Yes, it's Believe, the biggest song of Cher's career, both mathematically and spiritually.

we've discussed Believe at great length in this venue. So this time, let's just say that Believe is Cher's fifth number one single on the Billboard Hot 100, which means that Share had four number one songs prior to this one. By 1998, Share has been wildly famous for 3.5 decades. Share sang backup on Be My Baby. Share can sing. We, yes, the Royal Week, we all know Share can sing. And so, when we encounter share, unbelieve, singing like a robot, we don't think share is evil.

We don't think share is cheating. We think share is innovating. Okay, the Royal Weirds me out. Excuse me, I think share is innovating. And I suspect that for autotune to be even grudgingly accepted by the general listening public, it had to be unofficially introduced as a crafty stylistic trick, as a futuristic trick, as a futuristic tool as a cool new weapon, and it had to be introduced by someone we already knew could sing. Not in his share?

Okay, fair enough. Care for some J-Lo? So here we have a remix, the Dark Child Remix. Shout out Rodney Jerkins. Here we have the Dark Child remix of If You Had My Love, the 1999 debut single from one Jennifer Lopez. And if we know one thing about J-Lo, we know that J-Lo. we know that J-Lo can refuse to hire backup dancers who are Virgos. J-Lo can sing.

J-Lo can't sing the way Cher can sing, but who among us? Let's not get into it. Black Street. The dudes in the Blockbuster R&B group Black Street can sing. No diggedy and so forth. Teddy Riley can sing. Teddy Riley is a Libra, by the way.

That's probably fine. This is a good I'm going to reachin So much love to give So won't you come and get it Bring your body Unjusting Gurnin

Got the genus burning Baby I'm determined This is a 2003 Black Street song called Deep The image of a robot lighting candles is very amusing to me With like a robot Flamethrower arm

Like Sometimes when people interview T-Pain and they're talking about Autotune, the interviewer will be like, oh, yeah, Auto-Tune, share. And T-Pain will be like, yeah, but also Autotune, J-Lo, and Black Street. T-Pain talks about that J-Lo remix and that Black Street Jam as the two songs that first caught his ear and led him on a hero's journey to hunt down this mysterious new piece of software that T-Pain did not even initially know was named Autos. tune. Now, I'm not about to argue with literally T. Payne about what is and isn't autotune,

but if you'd play that Black Street song for me on the street, I'd have guessed Teddy Riley was singing through a talk box or some such older technology. Here in the mid-2000s, when T-Pain hears Black Streets deep and starts getting ideas, there is already a rich, decades-long history of electronically treated voices invading pop. music, talk boxes, vocoders, Peter Frampton, Roger Troutman, George Clinton, etc. And so if you were a 90s teenager like me, or a 2000s teenager like not me, you're hearing plenty of robot voices on the radio, but often those voices are paired with or tethered to human voices. The robot voice is chaperoned. It is co-signed by a human voice. Recently, I was in,

LAX, standing in a long airport security line, listening to Snoop Doggy Doggy Doggy's Blockbuster 1993 debut album, Doggy Style. And this part of Snoop's Blockbuster debut single, Who Am I, Parathesis, what's my name, close parenthesis, came on. Listen, that's where I was. That's what I was doing. And this is what I was listening to while I did it. It made a great deal of sense to me at the time.

Pitfork recently informed me that this is the 100th best hip-hop album of all times. by the way. And it occurred to me, while I tried to find my boarding pass, that already in 1993 is a no-nothing-15-year-old, I'd been hearing weird, cool, synthesized voices like that

bow-wow-wow, yippe-o, yippe, a George Clinton sample all my life. But here, the robot is paired with a lovely and extremely human voice. Shout out Jewel, two L's. That's Jewel. She's the singer, going dogy, doggie doggy dog.

Snoops, who am I, what's my name? Robot voices get the spotlight. They get a big pop song all to themselves sometimes. California love, right? Roger Troutman himself singing the chorus to Tupac's California love. Of course. But on that song, as to the focal point, the aggressively,

painfully human voice of Tupac Shakur provides a counterbalance. He provides an emotional anchor. Whereas, when T. Payne finds a new style and gets out of Tallahasse, and invades the pop music mainstream with his own blockbuster debut single in 2005. T. Payne's proposition is, What if you turned the human voice way down and turned the robot voice way up?

In 2005, T. Payne releases its Blockbuster debut single, I'm Sprung. The fact that T. Payne releases its Blockbuster debut single, I'm Sprung. The fact that T. formally introduces himself to most of America with the line, She Got Me Doing the Dishes, is very funny to me. It's a great opening line. Actually, I'm watching this video and I'm wondering if America's enduring surprise that T. Payne is an actual human voice. I wonder if our surprise is this video's fault.

In the Imsprung video, T. Payne is singing with aggressive, ostentatious auto tune on his voice, but it doesn't look like it. He doesn't look like it. He looks like a normal guy sitting on the roof. He's not even singing through a microphone. Even if only on a subconscious level, the Amsprung video implants the idea that this guy just happens to naturally sing with that voice all the time. Also, this podcast is available on video now.

And don't tell anybody I said this, but you absolutely do not have to consume it on video. But in the event you are watching this, Get a load of the breakfast T-Pain just laid on this lady in the I'm Sprung video. I'm cooking for her when she gets hungry. Look at how hungry this woman is. We got three or four scrambled eggs a piece. We got hella bacon.

We got giant waffles. Boy, he really is sprung. Look at all the butter on these waffles. Did she ask for that much butter? It's a nice carrying tray, by the way. It's excellent presentation. Now, T-Pain is no problem. telling you that T-Pain worked his ass off to even find Autotune to hunt down this mysterious

little-known plug-in that made Jay Lowe's voice do that. And when he did finally get a hold of Autotune, T-Pain is no problem telling you that he mastered Autotune. Talking to Vlad TV in 2014, T-Pain says, quote, I really studied this shit. And I know for a fact that nobody has sat down in the studio and studied that much. Nobody has done that because it happened too fast. End quote. He means that once T-Pain got famous for using Autotune, everyone immediately started ripping him off and using auto-tune without the proper training. T-Pain says, quote, I studied Autotune two years before I used it once. After I started using it, people just started coming out of nowhere. End-quan. Quote, in other words, when you were partying, he studied the blade.

Of course, I'm just kidding. T. Payne was also partying. T. Payne was both partying and studying the blade. T. Payne can multitask. This song is called I'm in love with a stripper. He had us at damn. I'm in love parenthesis with a stripper, close parenthesis. That's love spelled L-U-V.

And if you're like me, you might laugh out loud at the line, she coming down from the ceiling to the floor. But you might also genuinely admire the dexterity, the singular charisma of the way he blazes through the line. Got eyes butter, pecan brown, I see you, girl. Every line, every word of a T-Pain song is shot through with such energy, such infectious personality. He mixes up speeds.

up vocal tones. He bobs and weaves. He delightfully surprises constantly always. The auto tune is never the only thing going on. You still got to write good songs. You still got to produce good beats. You still got to do all these things. I submit to you that the best part of Amin Love, parenthesis, with a stripper, close parenthesis, is the guitar, the acoustic guitar, the simple, perfect, and yes, palpably human country rap guitar lick that shines through amidst everything else going on here. The guitar, intertwining beautifully with the rad, dinky little ringtone riff there. That's a perfect synthesis of a classic acoustic sound

and a futuristic keyboard sound, a perfect synthesis of country and rap, a perfect synthesis of the past and the future. A perfect synthesis of man and machine. I'm Sprung and I'm in Love with the Stripper are the two big singles, the two top ten pop singles. Thank you very much. Off T. Payne's debut studio album, released in 2005 and called Rapper Turned Singer. I'm not going to sell you too hard on the idea of T-Pain is an underrated album artist. T-Pain albums are generally quite long, and he is perhaps best consumed in hit single form.

but I am quite struck by the autobiographical vulnerability of a song called Ridge Road. Growing up wasn't easy for me, for my mama, for my daddy, life just wasn't happy at all. Note the relative lack of autotune, possibly the total lack of autotune here. Note the sumptuous harmonies on Life just wasn't happy at all. A full T-Pain album might leave you exhausted, but it will never leave you bored. It will never leave you disengaged. You connect in a molecular level with this person. You like him and you care about him, even if you can't quite figure out his deal,

even if you're not yet convinced that he can really sing. The chorus to Ridge Road involves a lot of spelling, but the deep-sying nostalgia, the melancholy, the unguarded humanity, shines through. I dig that's true. To save it the life is all I know, think I'll go back to Ridge Road. I dig that song, Ridge Road. I dig the Florida disrespect radiating from that song.

But yeah, T. Payne's true art. T. Payne's ideal delivery system is the goofy bonkers, everybody's partying hit song. Tepane's second album is released in 2007, and it's called Epiphany. And Epiphany is the sort of that begins with T. Payne both defining and spelling the word epiphany, but it's also the sort of album packed with ludicrously rad songs like bartender.

And please do admire the truly sublime Dr. Sussian perfection of, she made us drinks, to drink, we drunk them got drunk. That is incredible. Absolutely. But also, please bask in the immensely endearing sweetness of, I think she thinks I'm cool. I cannot stress to you how adorable and relatable that is. I think she thinks I'm cool. Bartender co-stars Akon, T. Payne's label boss and friend and fellow somewhat baffling Blockbuster, Hook Singing, Pop Rap Superstar. The chorus de Bartender rhymes Bartender with At the Bar with her. And I say, say to you now that as objectively dumb as that might be, it does not matter because T. Paine's adorable horn dog charisma makes it not matter. This is auto tune for feelings and logic. You're telling me a singer can sing a dumb rhyme into a microphone and out of the speakers a great rhyme comes out. Yes,

that is exactly what I'm saying. ingenious. Bartender is a song about being in love with your bartender. T-Pain has put out seven studio albums to date, plus a bunch of mixtapes, etc. And I do think he missed a golden opportunity to fall in love with a different member of the service economy on every album. I'm an LUV with a stripper. I'm an LUV with a bartender. I'm an LUV with a postal worker.

I'm an LUV with the lady at Chipotle who makes the Guacroquist. Camoli. I'm an LUV with a podcaster, etc. That's a free idea. T. Payne's first number one song is called Buy You a Drink, Shody Snappin. I'm pretty sure I know what crunk juice is. Lil John tells it, but I'm less clear on what a crunk juice bomb might be. Specifically, let's see. Urban Dictionary defines the phrase crunk juice bomb as, quote, the process of taking a shot in which you lick cocaine, shoot patron and smack a booty, end quote. That is not accurate. Just to be clear, that is 100% made up, I think.

I personally have neither tasted crunk juice nor ever set foot in T-Pain's conception of the club, but nonetheless, that's made up, probably. So T-Pain's viral tiny desk performance of Bayouadrank, setting aside the no-autotune aspect, it's that classic idea. The tiny-desk bio-drank is. is a slow, soulful, semi-acoustic, deconstructed version of a silly, frivolous, cheesy, heavily-produced pop song, right?

Like how every super-dramatic movie trailer is soundtracked by a slow, solemn, haunting, more prestigious cover of Beyonce's crazy in love or whatever. But with all due respect to the Tiny Desk version is a mildly insulting cultural event, buy you a drink is a delightfully, silly and frivolous pop song that deserves to be heard and appreciated as such. The colossal electrifying enduring appeal of this song can be summarized as follows.

Do do do do do do do do do that melody, the gorgeous simplicity, the soothing lullaby cadence of that melody. That melody is 85% of this song's appeal. The other 15% of this song's appeal is the word patron. At some point, now it's what I'm talking by. We don't have phone. You should get like me. I'm going to find you a drink.

At some point, now is probably not the time. At some point, we should talk about the absolute unrivaled sonorous beauty of the word patron, of the tequila brand patron. I love it when a rapper wraps the word patron. Or a singer, a rapper turned singer, sings. the word Patron. What a great brand name. A perfect union of the hard consonant sounds

Puh and tru and the sumptuous vowel sound own. Great rhyming word also. A phone, moan, bone, etc. Patron is the cellar door of pop music. Now is not the time for this discussion because this script is past the 9,000 word mark. And you know when you're playing Super Mario Brothers

and the timer gets below 100 seconds and the music starts playing faster like to do do do do to let you know that you're going to beat this level ASAP or you're going to die. That's what happens. The music in my head speeds up when the script gets over 9,000 words. Hey, look, it's Young Jock. Let me take you while I live, Ferrari switch gears when I whisper in your ear your legs hit the chandelier. Passion through the sex song in the atmosphere.

I'm a letty pain saying he can make it clear. Young Jock. No O and Young, no K and Jock. He's from Atlanta. When I whisper in your ear, your legs hit the chandelier is a fantastic line. I also really dig it when he says, I'm going to let T. Payne sing it.

I love it when a guest rapper uses the last line of their guest verse to acknowledge the main guy singing the song. It's very respectful. I always think, oh, that's nice. They're really friends. T. Payne plays well with others. T-Pain mixes well with others. Any respectful, holistic assessment of T-Pain's career

would involve a whole bunch of songs that are not technically T-Pain's songs. This one, for example. There are exactly two kinds of people in the world. Either you interpret boots with the fur as boots with fur on them, or as boots that complements a fur coat or some other fur-based item of clothing, but the boots are not themselves furry.

Choose aside. Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do By You A Drink was the number one song in America for one week. Whereas Lowe by Flo Rida, also released in 2007, Lowe was the number one song in America for 10 weeks, which is of course a great credit to Flo Rida, a rapper from Indiana. That's a joke. Even though if you remember one part of Lowe, it is 1,000. percent guaranteed to be the T-Pain part. Bay You a Drank is the moment when T-Fain officially becomes a chart-topping pop star, but to my

mind, low is when T-Pain becomes an era-defining pop phenomenon, which means low is when T-Pain becomes an artist, lots of other artists start imitating, which is when T-Pain becomes a target, which is when T-Pain becomes an object of ridicule. Here's when all those other rappers who didn't study the blade, start using the blade anyway. Yes, do you want to hear Kanye West using copious amounts of auto-tune on 808s and heartbreak? No, me neither. Lil Wayne, Snoop Dog on sensual seduction, future, to varying degrees, and usually to far more critically acclaimed degrees, many of the biggest rappers in the post-T pain universe, veterans in relative new newcomers alike, they all owe some debt to T. Payne. But T. Payne also gets blamed for the less

critically acclaimed auto-tune heavy rap music that followed in his wake. Can I say just one thing about T-Pain's larger catalog and the critical disrespect it often inspires? In 2017, T-Pain puts out an album called Oblivion. That's not how he says it. That's how I say the T-Pain. The T-Pain. The pain album title Oblivion for some reason. And a dude from the Guardian, that's a British newspaper, a dude from the Guardian reviews Oblivion and says,

quote, the music is just tasteless and tired. The sound of a migraine struggling to maintain an erection, end quote. Yo, you can't print that. Well, that's just nitpicking, isn't it?

That's very rude. And I'm sorry, but I need to hear this record now, right? Okay, I would rather not say out loud on camera what that song is called, but the S's in the title are dollar signs. Okay? Anyway, with that super rude review, I understand the erection part way more than the migraine part, right? Forget it. This isn't important. The music T-Pain himself has made is less damaging to T-Pain's reputation.

than the music made by his myriad, shameless imitators. Famous and otherwise. The backlash, the ridicule, the we thought you couldn't really sing, underestimation. The impulse Usher has to tell T. Payne to his face that he's ruining music for real singers, that's not about T-Pain so much as it's about T-Pain's influence. Even the rudest, gravest, most public insults leveled against T-Pain personally are not actually about T-Pain personally. Yes, even this one.

This is anti-autotune. Death of the ringtone. This ain't for iTunes. This ain't for sing a long. In 2009, Jay-Z releases a song called DOA, parenthesis, Death of Autotune, close parenthesis. Not a great Jay-Z song. Not a good Jay-Z song either. I would say this is an old man yells at Cloud. song, but that reference makes me sound like an old man. But like, yeah, this is a song about an old man attempting to announce the death of a cloud. On the surface, DOA is an explicit shot at T-Pain, the quintessential rapper-turned singer who allegedly can't really sing. But even at his worst, Jay-Z is smarter than that. Jay-Z is not attacking T-Pain the person.

He's attacking T-Pain the verb. And get back to rap, you T-Painting too much. T-Pain is not the enemy. All the inferior rappers and singers T-Painan are the enemy. That's buried deep in the third verse, though. It's a bad song. It's a bad J-Z song, at least. Nonetheless, J-Z does get it.

Jay-Z probably knows that T-Pain can really sing. Jay-Z definitely knows that all the people ripping off T-Pain aren't really T-Pain's fault. and T. Payne himself certainly knows that the rip-offs ain't his fault. Talking to Nylon magazine in 2018, T-Pain says, quote, it's like, if I'm the sham-wow, then everybody else is like the shammie cloth. It still does the same thing, but maybe just not as great, and it probably won't last as long. End quote. So ask yourself.

Could a mere piece of software have made that excellent, sham wow comparison? I don't think so. We are thrilled to be joined once again by Tyler Parker, ringer staff writer, Southern Renaissance man, author of the fantastic novel A Little Blood and Dancing, Celebrity Oklahoma City Thunderfan, and T. Payne aficionado. Tyler, it's great to see you again. Man, that's, I really appreciate that intro. That's,

that's more than generous. I'm stoked to be here. Yeah, let me buy you a drink after this. That's great. Please, please do. Tyler, can you describe for us the very first time you heard the song, the T-Pain song, I'm in love with a stripper? What was your reaction exactly? Shock and all. I was driving to a friend's house and it, listening to the radio, like listening to a 106.9K hits means.

today's best music. And before, like before the song comes on, I hear that it's, you know, T-Pain and Mike Jones. And at this point in my life, Mike Jones means way more to me than T-Pain does. And so I'm very, you know, I've got the number 281-3-0-0-0-4. I've got that off the top of my head.

On speed dial. I'm ready to go. Have I dialed it with my friends? Absolutely more than once, you know. So I'm pumped up about it. And I'm sure I had heard I'm sprung before this moment. Like, I'm sure that happened. But it didn't register with me that it was T-Pain.

I had not, in my head at this moment, I had never encountered T-Pain before. And, you know, you hear that spoken word intro. And he's really set in the mood for you. And I'm just like, what is going, what is this? Like I've, this is, and I'm seeing on the little, you know, dial that it says, I'm in love with a stripper. I've heard the DJ say the song title already. And right off the bat, I'm appreciating the candor. I'm appreciating how up front we're being.

Like, as a sheltered young boy, innuendo is confusing for me. and I don't understand what you mean when you're peddling in these metaphors. I appreciated how up front he was with his message. And yeah, and he opened his mouth and it was like a spaceship came out. And I just couldn't believe it. I was driving through my friend's neighborhood

driving very slow because I was just like, I got to pay attention to this. I get to his driveway. The song's not half over. and I just sit there in the driveway and listen until it's over and kind of can't believe it. I'm shocked by, like, I'm scandalized by it because, like, my, you know, I grew up with, like, Jesusy parents, you know what I mean? And so I'm a little bit like, wow, they, we're just, we're just really getting to say it on the radio now. This is fantastic. And,

and so, and I had just started driving, like, you know, I was, I would have been 16, I guess, at this point. And this was really the time in my life where I actually started listening to music that wasn't the music my parents was making me listen to in the car. You know what I mean? And so it felt, yeah, I was just like, this is a new thing. I've never heard of this guy before. And why does he sound like this? Why is it so kind of soulful to me and beautiful? Yeah, I was really just sort of transported, to be honest with you. And when the song ended, or before the song ended, my friend Chris comes out. And he's like, what are you doing?

Like, why are you coming inside? And I'm like, you know, I give him, hold on. And I roll down the window. And I'm like, hey, have you heard this song? I'm in love with a stripper? And he was like, yeah. And I was like, this is unbelievable. This is incredible.

You know, that was my first T-paying experience. That's just a beautiful image to me because I've always believed that like the highest compliment you can pay a piece of music is listening to it in your car and sitting in someone's driveway or like going around the block. I do that a lot. You know, just extending your car trip for longer than is necessary to finish listening to a piece of music. Like that's the highest compliment you can pay to a song in my opinion. That's a beautiful image to me. Yeah, it's got to be the goal, right? The driveway moments for some where you just like.

like, especially when you're listening to the radio. Because at that point, I don't know when I'm going to encounter this song again. You know, I, so it, yeah, I'm just, I was just trying to, you're just, you're trying to savor every little bit of it. You know what I mean? And you're hoping that the, you wouldn't know otherwise, but I would always hope like, okay, don't cut out early. Like, let me listen to the whole thing. Don't come, don't come in with some nonsense, you know, let's, let it resolve itself. Let's let it play out.

Would you say that he sounded like the future to you? Like he said, I love, he opened up his mouth and a spaceship came out, right? Like there's a lot of precedent for his voice, like vocoders and talk boxes or whatever. But like did he, did his physical voice strike you, you know, as like an alien presence? It's like this is you're listening to the future. Did you have that sense? Yeah. It felt it felt like something brand new to me.

I knew sort of. tangentially like, oh, this kind of sounds like that share song. Or like I know that one of the first songs that used it was a J-Lo song, like those sorts of things. Like I have some idea of this, but yeah, the way he was using it and the, how hard he was singing, if that makes sense. Like he was really, one of the things I love about T. Payne, And you can see this more like as he's, you know,

transition into like not using auto tune as much in some of his stuff and with these live performances and things like the on top of the covers, you know, live concert that he did, which is just incredible. And then obviously everybody knows about the Tiny Desk concert. But he's like, he's got a lot of feeling in his voice. You know what I mean? Like, and he's like, he puts you there with him. And you can tell how much he loves singing,

if that makes any sense at all. Like there's a, he's, he's, you know, there's a deep well there. And so it, I was, I, I, I just remember thinking like, yeah, this feels brand new. And in retrospect, how could it not have influenced so many people? It just sounded so interesting and so fresh. It, yeah, definitely, yeah, like science fiction. You know, you mentioned Sharon J-Lo, and these are the, the press,

obviously, but like, what did you make of the auto tune at all? Was there any kind of moral objection or resistance to the idea of autotune? Like, where are you in the auto tune wars, especially when T. Payne is first starting out? When he's first starting out, like, I don't even know that they exist. You know what I mean? Like, it, to me, it just, it felt like, you know, I had heard on, you know, there's that song on Dropout where Kanye uses it a little. little bit. And I know that Kanye's like gone on record saying that that song was T. Payne's favorite song because if Kanye can give himself some credit, obviously he's going to take that opportunity. But to me it was just cool at the time. You know what I mean? Like I was I had virgin

ears and was not, I wasn't even like messing with a lot of country music like stuff outside of country music at that point. You know what I mean? Like I was a sheltered little boy. And so all this stuff, all these sounds are new to me. And then you hear like, oh, you know, it makes people who can't sing able to sing. And that always seem pretty reductive to me. And like, well, if that were the case, then like a lot of people would be able to, like, it just, it didn't. Surely there's more than that. You know what I mean?

Right. So, yeah, that was my relationship to auto tune. I mean, like, I got into DOA whenever Jay dropped that, just like everybody else. Like, I thought, you know, I enjoyed it. But it always felt a little bit like, what do you all care? Like, what do you want? Like, you know what I mean? Like, they're not space for this too.

Because it wasn't like, I mean, I've, knowing we were going to do this, I'm, you know, doing some more like reading on T-Pain. And it's been a lot of fun just to go back and just, because I just, I just dig the vibe just of him as a person. And he, uh, him talking about like, you still have to write a good song. Mm-hmm. You know, knowing he's like producing a lot of these beats himself and stuff like that, too. Like, he's just a real Renaissance man and like a real super talent to me.

And so it, uh, yeah, I, um, I always thought that that death of auto tune, this like, usher saying shit to him about how he's, you know, ruined. it for everybody else in the industry, they just sort of felt like kind of nonsense whining to me. And I think that was more about, it was less about T-Pain than everyone trying to imitate T-Pain.

Like up to an including Kanye, right? Like, DOA, it's easy to listen to that song at first and the thing. Jay-Z is, you know, dissing T-Pain directly. But it seems like he's much angrier about the fact that now everybody is just ripping off T-Pain, you know, which is not T-Pain's fault, you know,

or it doesn't detract from what T-Pain himself did. Like, you can't be mad at somebody for how influential they are and, like, how much everyone else wants to be like them and sound like them. No, yeah. It's, I mean, it's ultimately a compliment to him, right?

Exactly. Yeah, it just tasted the sour grapes to me the whole time, too. Like, you know, maybe they're scared that hip hop is going in this direction or something, that there's like, you know, they, like, there's a little too much singing going on for them or whatever. And so they like, you know, I always found that argument to be a little thin. The country thing you mentioned is really interesting to me because I'm in love of the stripper. Most songs on country radio now sound like T-Pain.

Like this, it's, you cannot discount. You cannot overestimate or exaggerate how influential this song specifically is to what modern country is now. Like this song is the ideal bridge, you know, for a young, sheltered 16-year-old who only listens or, you know, mostly listens to country, like moving into rap, moving in to pop. Like, this is the best possible introduction for you personally to the wider world of music. And this is what country music sounds like full stop now.

This sound is everywhere all over country radio now. and it I mean it makes total sense that he was in Nashville writing for country musicians from whatever that was 2014 to 2016 I think I read and when you listen to those Florida Georgia line songs like I loved in that there's that there's that great um I think it's a billboard profile on him from a few years ago and he can't even he's like I wrote for the uh the Florida Georgia or Georgia Florida Florida whatever it was. He doesn't, which is perfect. Just a job. Just perfect. Yeah. Like there's a Florida Georgia line song that's called Damn Baby, but Damn is spelled D-A-Y-U-M. That's why you know. And that's like, even if he's not like, that's T-Pain. Even if he didn't write it, like, that's his influence fully on those guys. From some of the newer country artists, like, you know, Thomas Wrette and things like that.

And then also these, you know, Luke Brian and stuff. Like Luke Brian is... Morgan Wallen. Oh, so much Wallen. I mean, I don't like the guy, but yeah, he definitely has taken pages out of T.Pain's playbook. You know, what a moment on the, on top of the covers when he sings Tennessee whiskey. Like, it just, he's... I love that the artist that he said he wanted to work with at the time when that red carpet was

Carrie Underwood. You know what I mean? like he just and when you hear t pain sing live like without any of this stuff like it makes total sense that carry underwoods is like one of his people he wants to work with because they both like to wail they both like yeah they both like big choruses where they get to kind of you know dance up in the clouds a little bit like it it makes it makes so much sense what did you make of the tiny desk concert, the tiny desk Renaissance, you know? In retrospect,

it's this huge moment in his career in a great way, but also like an objectively insulting way where everyone's like, oh my God, T-Pain can really sing. As you say, like, of course he can't. Like, what did you make of the tiny desk concert? And that phenomenon, you know, when it first

came out? I was surprised that people were surprised that he could sing. That seemed like kind of a foregone conclusion to me. That was never, that was never anything that I, like, I was, like, I could see people being surprised by, like, how powerful the voice was, like how strong it was and, like, the facility, I guess. But of course he's going to sound good.

You know what I mean? In my head, that's kind of how I'm thinking about it. And, yeah, it's crazy. I mean, I went and looked at it a couple days ago. Even now, it's got like 31 million views or something. It's like, clearly this massive, massive. thing. I love that he didn't even know that he was supposed to even be there to sing, that he just thought he was going to be an interview. Like, I, that's just, it, uh, it makes the whole

thing so endearing. And when you're watching it, you can see him kind of surprised by the reaction of the people in the room. Um, and nervous, you know, you can tell, you can tell that he's freaked out and that only makes him seem more human. Yes. Yes. There's, uh, that's, that's like as we've gotten to see like, you know, sort of more of him being his real self in these sort of later years and stuff. Like, just a very vulnerable, very human dude who it just, you naturally want to root for him. You know what I mean? Like when you see him work through his emotions and, you know, read these quotes of him talking through the stuff that he went through and all the doubts and the depression and stuff like that.

It's just, yeah, I feel so bad for him that for those years he was wall. Because you know to him, he's like sitting there like, I know I got a set of pipes and people aren't giving me, like people aren't treating me like that. And especially when he's writing these and he's doing the beats and stuff, like I'm sure it was just maddening for him. Like, how can you people not say? see how good I am. What was your like thought process while you're watching while you're watching

the tiny desk, but then in the aftermath, whenever everyone starts freaking out, like what's going through your head? Yeah, those are sort of two different phases, right? Like it's delightful. You know, the tiny desk content, now it's like a huge phenomenon and everybody does it and it's like part of culture. And especially after COVID, right, when that became the only way we could listen to music, any kind of live music for a while. But the, the, the, the, the, the, T-Pain Tiny Desk is caught up for me in the novelty of just the tiny desk idea. You know, and the idea of this pop star,

you know, who sings about being in the club, you know, who sings through Auto Tune is now sitting on a stool with his water bottle, you know, playing to an audience, you know, like a couple dozen MPR employees.

Like, everything about that setup was so novel to me. Before you even got to the question of whether he could sing or not. Like, I could just enjoy this as like a really delightful, like, strip down. Like,

this is the the paragon of this idea, the stripped down performance. Like, it was awesome. But then it just got weirder and weirder, like the initial coverage. Like, holy shit, T-Pain can sing, right? Like, you would never have guessed it, you know, but this huge pop star actually has, like, a wonderful, like, you know, it's just the praise, you know, the extravagance of the praise for him was insulting, you know, to what people clearly thought about him before. And that's how he took it.

You know, you mentioned, like, there's a run of press. And it's after the Tiny Desk concert for, like, three or four years where it's really depressing. Like, there's a New Yorker story. And you mentioned Usher telling, you know, Usher telling T-Pain to his face, like, you fuck things up for real singers. Like, T-Pain, for all his goofiness, like, went through, like, a really dark period and a really, as you say, like, vulnerable period about he talked about it. He talked about how depressed he was. He talked about insulted he was by this rapturous response to the tiny desk because he realizes what everyone had thought of him before the tiny desk, right? Like it doesn't really register as a compliment to him that people are so shocked that he gave like a beautiful performance in an intimate setting.

Like I, as you say, it made me feel bad for him more than anything else. Totally because you'll go back through previous interactions and that will that, that, that, that, that, new information will color all of those and look back. And he's like, did these people think I was a clown the whole time? Like what? Exactly. Like, and yeah, that can't, it, uh, yeah, it's just so condescending. You know what I?

Like, and it's, it's, it's, it's like, it feels like it's even condescending towards just the industry as a whole almost, like the, just, hmm, R&B singers in general, you know what I mean? I don't know. Maybe not. Right. But it's, um, to be surprised that a singer can sing. is weird.

Yes. When you, like, you know, yeah. Yeah. Okay, I don't,

okay, I, I would love to talk with you about T. Payne's personal style. Yes. Like, I love his glasses,

especially, you know, but I just, I just think as a visual, as an audio visual package, I've always just been very enamored with this person. Like, what do you make of him just his look?

And how does it further set him apart, you know, all the other pop stars R&B stars. Oh, I mean, like, one of the things I love is how much he embraces, like, colors and wild prints. Like, he's peacocking a little bit in a good way. And even as he's gotten older, he hasn't lost that. In that on top of the covers thing, you know, when the intro to summertime starts and he starts walking into that room, he's in that, like, tiger print road.

Just looking like a billion, you know what I mean? It's just unbelievable. And, you know, later in the performance, he takes that off. He's got some salmon-colored jacket on. Then quickly that thing comes off. And it's this, like, bright gold leopards, you know, all over the shirt and stuff. And it's just the white belt. It just reeks of like comfort to me for him.

Like I would not be comfortable in that shit. But like that's a guy who's cool with himself now. You know what I? Like he's like, I mean, even back in the day, like there are, there's a picture of, I think it's like the, what is it? It's like the 2008 AMAs or something like that. he shows up and he's wearing like a tiger print top hat and it's got like studs here and stuff white shades and yeah yeah he's big fan and and who among us you know i like i get it you know

it's a bit's a big time animal um and uh i loved like just how like maximalist the whole thing was one of my favorite things to do with like any artist athlete whatever that i'm trying to like dig into a little bit is to go to Getty images, just search them, and then do the filter, but put it on oldest. And then just the very first, the very first pictures of them as they're coming on to the scene are always just fascinating. And there's a, there's a, one of the, one of the early pictures of him, and I forget at what event it is, but he's wearing like a Bugs Bunny shirt. You know what I mean? and like buck it's like the outline of bugs and bugs is like plaid though and then he's got a hoodie over the top of that that's got the exact same design as the t-shirt he's wearing under it and that's plaid bugs too you know what i mean so it uh as you read all the all those pieces that came out in the wake of that tiny desk concert where he talks about like that there were times in his career where you know he's listening to his managers too much and he's trying to you know maybe not be himself because they're telling him

that his instincts are not quote unquote cool. When you go back to those times where like it had to have been before they got their claws into him and you see how much fun he has just like putting on clothes. You know what I mean? Like it's a, yeah, there's something joyful about him. You know what I mean? Like it's just like he's having fun.

And I think there's something to that. It's interesting to think about the Getty images, his chronology and like the rise and the fall like he comes in and he's doing whatever he wants and then he's getting a little popular and you can tell he's getting tons of advice. Yes. And they're trying to tamp down his person. And then so he does it for a while but then he realizes that he's better off being his authentic self and it goes even higher.

Like I really dig the Getty image timeline as a way of determining how comfortable an artist is with themselves, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. how much, you know, outside noise, you know, they're listening to or filtering out based on whether they're wearing a plaid Bugs Bunny and a T-shirt combination. That's how you tell, I guess. There's, he, he did some performance with young jock on Leno. And I forget if it was like 2009 or 2007 or something, but it's, it feels like something

that he wore after they started to tell them like, hey, now you got a, you're big time star now. We got to let's let's, let's, you know, make you, uh, you know, look elegant this shit up a little bit. And he, it's like a tan blazer, but one of the lapels has this like orange and yellow kind of viney design on it. It's, but the other lapel is just like bear. And then on the blazer pocket is just a TP, you know, like a monogram. the sort of TP or whatever. And don't get me wrong, as someone named Tyler Parker, would I love to have that?

Absolutely. But when I saw it, I was like, he wanted something else. That's right. He wanted something else than that. You know what I mean? No, I can see that.

I think you're right. You identified the part of the outfit that was him, you know, surrounded by this attempt to class him up. Yeah. That's beautiful. I don't want to be presumption. But do you yourself, T.P. Tyler Parker, spend much time in the club? You know, and if not, do you rely on T. Payne? Do you live vicariously through T. Payne's musical experiences in the club? Like, how do you picture the club based on how it is depicted in a T. Payne song? I mean, it sounds like your presumptions are correct. I do not frequent the club.

Okay. That's a relief to me. Nor have I ever. I've never been. I've never been. I've never, uh, felt cool enough to venture in. Yeah, there was something like a little, what would the word be, like voyeuristic about it for me, so much he paying stuff where it's just like, yeah, this is a world I don't, this is a world I don't know anything about. And he is bringing me in to it in a way where it makes it seem like just a great time.

You know, like, and I was never interacting with music on that level where it's like, oh, this is going to be, this, I can't wait to hear this in the club. You know what I mean? I mean, even hearing myself say that, right? Like, come on. You know, it's, I'm wearing a Bob Dylan hat right now. You know, I can't get away with too much. That's come around. That's come back around.

I guess that's true. You could wear that in a club. You could wear a Dylan hat in the club. Okay. That's good. The, but no, yeah, like I, yeah, your suspicions are correct. Did you, were you ever, I can't, you knew, you were never, you ever go to the club? I can't say that I did.

Yeah. I would have to be honest and say, say, no, I think we're in the same boat. I would have loved to have. I'm sitting in my car in my, and someone's driveway. I think we're, we're alike in that way. I would have loved to have, like, felt comfortable or confident enough to do such a thing. but A, like, I didn't have the money to even be able to go there and have a good time at any point. That's a good point.

That's an excellent point. And but yeah, not a ton of like clubs to go to in rural Oklahoma, funnily enough. We weren't littered with them. No. Just to wrap up, when I listen to Jay-Z's death of auto two now, like I hear like an older person, I think he's younger. than I, he is younger than I am now when he does death of all of it. But I just hear an older person baffled by new

music in part. And I'm trying to put myself in the mindset of like an older listener or an older artist hearing T-Pain for the first time and comparing it. Like when I listen to 2026 rap music now, like I am confused and baffled and possibly even a little afraid. You know, and I sort of understand that that's the point.

Like that's what pop pop music is supposed to antagonize older people. For sure. I feel very strongly about that. And I was wondering if if you heard that or you could sense that from T-Pain at the time. If you could understand how T-Pain in 2005 was possibly as threatening to people of a certain age as like, you know, fill in the blank, you know, is threatening to us now. No, I mean, that makes so much sense to. me, I'm sure that Jay was hearing this music, knowing like, well, this is not at all what I do. And I've been on the top of the mountain here.

And now you're telling me that this dude is making his way up the mountain and he sounds like this. This is what people want. Like, I'm sure it's just, I'm sure it's all fear. And yeah, he's, he's screaming at clouds, man. I think that's a great, I think that's a great call. the, and what you said too about like, I mean, I've experienced that too. Not all rap is that way for me. Like I'm, you know, I'm still big into Tyler of the Creator and things like that,

but he's not new on the scene either now at this point. Right. Like it's, I know that there's, you know, entire generations underneath him agewise. And so it, yeah, that resonates with me too. I try to think about that stuff a lot, like to try to shift from, like, when I was younger, like, if it's something I don't understand, it's like, the shit sucks when I'm younger.

But like, as, as I've aged, I try to keep in my head like, oh, like, this ain't for me right now. Like, whatever this is, this isn't. I'm not supposed to be into this. Or maybe, you know, like maybe if I give it a chance, I will be. But like, yeah, there's the old guys, I think, they hang on to their corner a little too hard sometimes. You know what I mean? And they can't appreciate when shit's trying to sound new.

And they can't remember when they were sounding new and that there were old people that treated them like that. That's exactly right. Yeah. Okay, so we'll discuss this further, Tyler, in the club, of course. I look forward to it. I look forward to it. That'd be great. I'm going to put my outfit together now.

It's been wonderful talking to you again, Tyler. Thank you so much for being here. Oh, dude, it was a blast. I'll send you some bugs, merch. Thank you. That's very kind of you. Thanks very much to our guest this week, Tyler Parker. Thanks to our producers, Justin Sales and Olivia Creary.

Thanks to Kevin Pooler for additional production help. Thanks to Sarah Reddy for engineering. Animations and Graphics by Chris Callaton. An additional art by Matt James. Also, special thanks to Cole Kushna of Dissect, who's been very patient and very helpful throughout this whole process. And, of course, thanks very much to you

for listening slash watching. And now, let's all go listen to some T-Pain. You can pick any song you want. See you next week.