99% Invisible - 548- Trail Mix
Episode Date: August 8, 2023We deconstruct and examine what might be the original designed object-- the humble trail. We discuss how park trails are designed, what makes a good trail, and...what even is a trail anyway?Trail Mix ...
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This is 99% invisible. I'm Roman Mars and this is a message from the U.S. Forest Service.
Trails take a beating every year from the elements and from heavy or improper use.
You're listening to an excerpt from an official Forest Service video made in 1995. It's called
Basic Trail Maintenance. As you might expect from something filmed in the 90s,
this video features acid wash denim
and a narrator dressed like Laura Dern from Jurassic Park.
This video also contains some practical information
for forest service employees and other trail workers
about how to build in care for hiking trails.
A good trail is one that is easy to follow and well maintained.
Each trail is designed, constructed, and maintained to meet specific standards.
These standards relate to the recreational experience the trail is intended to provide.
I find this video delightful and not just because of the amazing soundtrack.
It also takes the humble trail, something many of us take for granted, and deconstructs it.
So over the next two episodes, we're going to do the same.
We're going to show you some of the basics, things you can do to keep trails in good shape now and in the future.
We're bringing you two episodes of short stories, all about trails.
I first read Robert Moore's book on Trails when it came out back in 2017, and I was immediately pulled in, not just by the writing, which is lovely, by the way, but also by Robert's
attention to detail.
He has this amazing way of drilling down into some of the smallest, most elemental questions
about Trails, including possibly the most fundamental
question of all.
What even is a trail?
It's hard to define, actually.
I spend a lot of time thinking about that.
This is Arthur Rubbermore.
And I think that the key aspect of a trail is that a trail is a line that evolves.
It's something that we follow where each time you walk,
you're leaving a slight bit of yourself behind.
And the next person who comes picks up on those signals that you're leaving
and they leave their own signals.
And over time, it keeps changing subtly.
So let's say there's a big curve in the trail
we'll take the inside of that curve
and we'll shave it down and shave it down
until it's a straight line.
In a curious way, a trail is something
that's both terrestrial and liquid.
And that's what I find beautiful about them,
unlike roads, you know, or especially railways
which are so fixed, you know, they're laid down
in an almost authoritarian way. A trail is very collaborative and organic.
Something that stands out for me in Robert's writing is the focus on the non-human world.
To me, there's this sense that trails are deeply human creations. Like, when I think about a trail,
I imagine someone bush-wacking a path through tall grass
or hiking through the woods.
But in fact, trail building is a tool that is nearly universal to life on Earth.
On the smallest scale, I think a lot of animals are using trails as a form of externalized
intelligence.
So, answer the most famous example.
They leave behind these
Pheremon trails which are invisible and yet these very simple signaling mechanisms, you know
Just laying down a little bit more or a little bit less Pheremon
Creates these incredibly intelligent
Solutions to finding food
Finding, you know, one another. It's it's quite incredible what they're able to do with just the very, very simple mechanism of, you know, follow me. Come this way. Don't go that way.
One of the most fascinating parts of Entrails is about a single-celled organism called slime mold.
Robert writes about an experiment where scientists in Japan and England created a map of the most densely populated areas of
Tokyo, with each key point marked by a cluster of food.
Then they brought in the slime mold.
What happened next is that, incredibly, the slime mold built a network of trails between
the points that almost exactly mirrored Tokyo's actual railway system, a system which, by the
way, is one of the most efficient in the world.
The findings point to a shared logic of efficiency
that has informed cross species trail building for millennia.
If you think about how we were building trails
before the advent of hiking trails,
what was happening was we were collaborating with animals.
When humans were walking across the landscape,
we were following the trails that were laid out
by deer or bison or in Africa.
Oftentimes they follow elephant trails.
Those were well known to be the best routes across a landscape.
Found the chalous Ford across a river
or the chalous pass across the mountains.
All of these animals were collaborating
and you'll still see it today.
I go trail running every weekend and we'll often see a black bear ambling down
the trail.
Well, that's because that's the path of least resistance.
Yeah.
So we're all working together on the landscape to create a really vast map of trails that
covers the whole continent.
As Robert tells it, this desire for the path of least resistance is what
unites the human and non-human world in our trail building. But it's also where human
trails set themselves apart. Where animal trails almost always find the most efficient
route between resources, our own trails are determined by another set of rules entirely.
The modern hiking trail is the most illogical thing you can imagine from a sheer efficiency
standpoint.
We go up to the highest mountains, we follow these really tortuous paths that no animal
or really most indigenous societies would have followed.
And the reason why is because we're following our own cultural values.
We're looking for a beautiful vista. We're looking to challenge ourselves against, you know,
this rough wilderness.
We're doing things that a sheer efficiency equation
would never predict.
Another word is our modern hiking trails
are built following a logic that is uniquely
inefficiently human.
It's a task that brings along with it
a whole grad bag of considerations
about what makes a trail not only functional,
but pleasurable for the people who are going to be using it.
This brings us to our second trail story.
From 99 PI producer, Kurt Colstead.
Hey Kurt, so usually you're the train guy,
but today you're all about trails.
What kind of trail story do you have for me?
Well, Roman, when I was a kid, my dad, who was a professor of geophysics, used to take field trips of grad students to the black hills of South Dakota each year.
And he'd take me along some years, too.
We'd hike up and down these trails, digging and zagging our way through the trees.
And I remember feeling, at the the time like these paths looked natural.
Like we were treading where animals had walked for millennia.
But that childhood guess of mine, that these were ancient pathways was way off the mark.
Because those black hills trails and pretty much every other trail you've ever walked on
is anything but natural.
Okay, explain what you mean by that.
I mean that across the nation tens of thousands of miles of trails
managed by state and federal governments, including everything from local trails
to high profile hikes like the Appalachian Trail and the Pacific Crest Trail,
they're all engineered, built, and heavily designed to maintain a sort of naturalistic illusion, creating a
quote wilderness experience for visitors.
Right, right.
Like they just kind of happened.
Yeah, exactly.
Like maybe some wild animal just happened to be tramping back and forth and create this
narrow trail between, say, a parking lot and this lake near the parking lot that visitors
want to visit.
I guess the relief for doing this for us that, you for us, that animals anticipated our parking needs very much so.
So how does this all work?
How do you create these naturalistic trails?
I mean, I picture these interns hiding the forest,
they scatter some stones, they put leaves on paths
so that we know where we're going.
I mean, it sounds silly, but that's much closer to the truth
than you might imagine. In fact, it sounds silly, but that's much closer to the truth than you might imagine.
In fact, the job of making sure
that trails feel natural
falls to a whole bunch of people.
You've got National Park Service employees,
biologists, psychologists, spotinists, planners, designers.
And then of course, you do have the on-the-ground trail workers
who execute this vision.
Okay, so what exactly are folks doing
to create the illusion of a naturalistic trail?
Well, it all starts at the beginning
when they're clearing the trail
and I first learned about how extensive a project
this could be from a fan of the show who wrote in,
named Kelly Heat Warren,
and she introduced me to her boss,
a program director at the US Forest Service named Mike McFadden.
And between them, I started to learn about some really fun trail-building techniques with
interesting names like the Velvet Hammer.
Okay, so what is the technique of the Velvet Hammer?
Well, the idea is that trail workers are going to make an impact. That's inevitable,
and that's the hammer part. But they can be deliberate and careful about reducing the
visibility of that impact, and that's the velvet part. And what does this look like in practice?
So, for example, Mike McFadden told me that one method involves using colored flags. When
establishing a new trail, he and his crew would deploy a line of yellow flags to mark the path of that trail that they're
working on. But they'll also put down red flags next to bushes or shrubs they want to preserve
and make sure to work around. So take a sapling for instance that workers want to preserve.
They might use a string to bend it out of the way and then later cut that string, letting it bounce back into place.
And then other times they'll uproot and replant entire shrubs if, you know, avoiding them or
bending them is just too tricky.
And when it comes to trails, we're talking about, in some cases, dozens of workers all
camping for weeks on the site.
So trail workers also have to mitigate the impact of their own presence.
McFadden has another hack for leaving no trace in these situations, which he calls the
reverse dog departure.
Okay, what is that?
So you know when a dog is going to lay down, they often circle the spot, look, gain,
sniff, figure around before curling up.
This is like that, but in reverse.
Crews are supposed to circle their campsite as they pack up and leave, making sure no
wrappers or other artifacts are left behind.
And they take this pretty far.
The final step as he explained it to me was that you get up and the place where you're
sitting you basically kick dirt over your own butt prints so that even that becomes invisible
in your wake.
So I'm starting to get an idea of the scope and scale here, which I don't think I really fully pictured.
Even if I had grown to accept that these trails were not natural
and took some effort to make, I had no idea how much they were
to serbbing to create them and then how much they had to
remediate after the fact.
Yeah, it's really remarkable.
And McFadden gave me the example of a two-foot wide trail requiring up to a 20-foot wide impact
corridor, which is a lot to mitigate.
And so keeping existing features helps maintain the illusion of this thing being older and
not being clear cut.
And other little detail work helps, too, like turning over rocks so
that they're weathered side face up or moving phone logs near the pathways. That kind of thing.
I mean, how common is it for a trail to get this kind of no stone unturned treatment?
Well, as you might imagine, it's the most heavily used trails that get the treatment like this,
right? The smaller trails get less because the bigger the trail, the more popular trail
is the more this kind of effort is required to go in and offset all of that impact being
made by all of those hikers.
And to keep that trail feeling much more untouched by humans, then it really is.
We have talked about this.
Like I know that wilderness isn't natural as such.
It's a, you know, kind of human construct, but still this level of staging,
like 20 feet wide swath to create a two foot wide trail,
I mean, that means you're hiding 90% of your impact
on the forest when you make a trail.
Yeah, it's super impressive.
And the whole endeavor reminds me a lot
of theatrical set design.
You know, the careful staging of this backdrop,
all for the benefit of an audience,
and this
audience doesn't end up seeing most of the behind the scenes work that goes into the show.
If they're doing the job right, these creators effectively erase signs of their own creative
efforts to maintain this illusion for you.
But you know, feeling natural is only like one aspect of a trail, I mean, fundamentally
what you need to have a trail work is for the trail to bring you from point A to point B.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How do they make that work?
A lot of trails actually goes into subtly communicating how to get from point A to point
B and also how not to get to point C. So part of what it means for a trail to work is
that it diverts people away from hazards
like precarious cliffs or places
that they're not supposed to go like private property.
Well, also bringing hikers where they want to go
to scenic overlooks and waterfalls, that sort of thing.
Because if the trail doesn't take them to those,
you can bet that people will trample through the forest
and get there anyway.
Yeah, totally.
So the big picture is for a trail to be successful.
It avoids the bad and dangerous places.
And also takes you to good places so that you can take pictures for Instagram.
That's where things.
So yeah, avoid the bad, take you to the good,
and do it all with a set difficulty level that is specific to each trail.
So that might involve steeper slopes, but it can sometimes even involve rolling rocks
or logs onto a trail to keep up its difficulty quotient.
Okay, so you're saying that if something has a known difficulty rating, they will purposely
put hazards in the way to make that trail difficulty rating. They will purposely put hazards in the way
to make that trail difficulty consistent.
That's correct.
And it really kind of boom, I mean,
this was like the last rabbit hole I fell down
with this project.
I was like, no way.
It's just, you know, you could spend the lifetime
on this stuff.
Yeah.
Well, I'll remember that next time I'm like sweating
and panting as I hold myself
up a boulder because somebody did this to you.
Somebody did this to me.
It wasn't nature.
It was just, that's right.
That's somebody in the wilderness.
This is awesome, Kurt.
Thank you so much.
I'm gonna have so much fun decoding and sort of like
looking for the visual language of trails
next time I walk on. Awesome!
Our next story comes to us from 99PI listener Joelle McNichol, who sent us a voice memo from her
local hiking trail in the craggy north of England. Hi there, this is Joella and listening from Colterdale in Yorkshire in the north of England.
Big fan of the show.
I thought I'd record you this while I'm out on my dog walk, which is where I normally
listen to the show.
So I just thought while I'm out on this walk I would record a short one about the very
woods that I'm walking through. It's a beautiful valley, it's got very steep sides with moors on the top and
great deep hillsides with great big craggy rocks and the whole valley is
studded with these tall round chimneys, many of which just pop up in the
middle of the woods halfway up a hillside. All of them are remnants of the
industrial past of the valley
when it was full of cotton mills.
And Chris crossing this wood is an incredible number
of footpaths which represent so much labor and work.
There's great stone sets cut right into the hillside.
And it just seemed kind of senseless
because there's so many of these paths
really close together. There's one point where six paths meet in one place, like a junction,
like a sort of, you know, great big motorway junction of the footpaths in the middle of the woods.
So I was like, why on earth was all this effort put in to make these footpaths. And I've just found out and it's a really interesting story.
So in 1862, most of the mill workers were refusing to work,
they were refusing to work in factories,
because they didn't want to use the cotton
that was being imported from the slave plantations in America. There was huge support for abolition of slavery in this area.
There were a lot of cooperative businesses, there was a lot of Quakers.
There was such a big industry here, such a big market for American cotton that it helps
contribute to the end of the civil war.
So you had this sort of, you know,
quite a long patch of time where the workers were
refusing to work in the mills.
And so some of the philanthropic employers
found other things for those workers to do.
And one of the things that they did was to
employ them to build all of these paths.
And so yeah, this is a sort of surprising
history of these crazy paths in my woods.
Anyway, it just struck me as a 99 PI type of mini story,
and I thought I would record it for you as I walk.
And yeah, hope you found it interesting.
Bye, thank you. region of England on the west coast, bordering Scotland to the north, it contains the Lig District National Park and lots and lots of mountains, or Fels as they're known locally.
It's also where I grew up before I moved to Toronto. That's reporter Jay Copern.
On a shelf at my parents' house in Cumbria are the seven faded books. Honestly, they look a bit
like something out of Lord of the Rings. If you open them up,
you won't find any type setting. Just handwritten texts, along with meticulously detailed pen and
ink drawings of the scenery, and various paths up the local mountains. This set of seven books
make up a pictorial guide to the Lakeland Fals by Alfred Wainwright. The books were published
between 1953 and 1966 and have become a staple
for many comrades, as well as for tourists to the area.
Even today, GPS is useful, but a book doesn't need a battery, and there's nothing quite
like a carefully drawn illustration.
These books have become so popular that the 214 Lake District peaks in their pages
are actually known as wainwrights.
Wainwright Aill is served in pubs, including one in the tourist town Kessik. The pub is called,
you guessed it, the wainwright. For decades now, hikers in the Lake District have been
finding their way through the fells of Cumbria mainly by following one grumpy old dude's writings
up a hill.
When we talk about England being a little green island, it really is.
It's much greener than most places.
Oh god yeah.
Land of mist and mellow fruitfulness.
This is a different, less grumpy old dude.
Russ Coburn, aka my dad.
All my way in right knowledge is from him.
There are very few signposts once you're up the fells and indeed most fell walkers if
you to ask them would be against that.
They would say no that's all the point.
The point is adventure.
The point is finding you way and navigating.
When I was back home in December I could jolt him through a rickety gate into a field full
of sheep and mud to follow Wainwright's directions
up one of the smaller hills known as Sailfell.
Wainwright described it as the cornerstone of the North Western Fells
because it sits at the end of the western end of Bassen's Waite Lake
where the River Drow went to returns more.
I'm not sure I'd realised how different hiking is in the UK to North America before I
moved to Toronto, Canada, where I live now.
In North America, hiking often feels a bit like organized fun.
You drive to a parking lot with a nice laminated maps and toilets and a well maintained path.
Everything is color coded with explicit signage and markers.
You get the idea.
But back home in Cumbria, you pick a fail from a Wainwright guide, and you get some scrappy
directions to a muddy path behind a barn, winding its way through Bracken and Farmland,
and you hike the way Wainwright hiked, with no trailheads, just some chicken scratch in
an old book. If I open up book six, the Northwestern Fells, and turn to Sailfell, there are no page numbers,
by the way, there are sketches of the Withert Valley, with sheep silhouetted in the foreground.
Here's a passage about the local deer, which praises the forestry commission for tolerating them and a little jab at the hunters
who don't.
And here's a drawing of the ruins of a church
to use as a landmark for directions.
I think if you picture it and it helps you
to set in your mind the sort of topography
of where you're going.
And you know, you'll be walking up to me.
Oh yeah, he said said there's this tree here
Or there's this waterfall here and it sort of brings it all into
So context
Because they are very very detailed
These books are printed on rugged paper with wide margins so you can scribble notes
They're designed to be taken hiking up muddy hills in Cumbrian weather
People come to the lake this in complain that it was cloudy and it rained,
but rather points out the fact that that's why it's called the Lake District,
because it rains.
The Wainwright Guides are the way they are in every way,
because of who Alfred Wainwright was,
the way he wrote was typical of his personality,
solitary and cramudgenely.
His writing is blunt, often opinionated, but very appreciative of the fell's stark beauty.
Let me read you what he wrote about another peak called Ling-Fel.
Gloomy and sulky, even on the sunniest of days, its lack of visual appeal, however, belies
its nature.
For the easy slopes and comodious top are extremely pleasant
to wander upon. As you might expect from someone who spent his life wandering hills alone,
he was more than a bit introverted. He described himself as anti-social, and that he'd rather be alone.
He wouldn't even say hello to other solo walkers on the fails. Right now you're probably picturing a greyhired man with a flat cap,
pipe, glasses, and mutton chops. This is entirely accurate." His obsession with the lake district
began when he was 23 and he saved up five pounds to go walking for a week. As he says here,
on the long-running BBC Radio Show, desert island discs.
at island discs. By all accounts he was an unusual man.
He preferred silence to music, and he survived on a diet almost entirely made up of fish and
chips. He hated the idea of traveling abroad and never once boarded a plane or boat.
No ambition to travel abroad.
I couldn't finish the customs and the new currency and the foreign language and the foreign food and the passport.
Wayne Wright didn't even want to publish his work at first, and when he did, he got a friend
to help because he couldn't face finding a publisher himself.
Despite all that, he hand-wrote and illustrated seven intricate volumes in 13 years.
Wainwright was not someone who enjoyed the fame he found.
He had moved to Kendall in the South Lakes and got a job
at the town hall. He got a salary from that, but he wasn't rich, and all his book royalties went
to animal charities. From there, Alfred Weinwright kept up his solitary hiking as millions of copies of
his guides made their way into circulation, onto rural English shelves and into muddy backpacks, torn, worn, and rain soaked in many fell walkers' jacket pockets.
Despite his wish to remain solitary, you can still find Wainwright in his guides. When he
reads his books, the roots often start in the middle of a village or town, because that's where the
bus stop or train station was. Wainwright took public transport everywhere. I suspect he also didn't like the idea of spoiling the piece and quiet with the roar
of a car.
Now there are even some hikers dedicated to doing all 214 fails how Wainwright did them,
using only public transport.
Collecting the peaks or Wainwright bagging is a common practice in Cumbria, and you can
find Facebook groups and Instagram accounts
where Walker's document their progress.
Wainwright died in 1991, and these walks are one way he's remembered,
but they're far from the only way.
And the village of Buttermeer, nestled between the peaks
of Grassmore and Haystacks, is a low stone church.
Inside it is a plaque.
It reads, pause and remember Alfred Wainwright,
Fell Walker, Guidebook author and illustrator
who loved this valley.
Lift your eyes to Hastax, his favorite place.
Our final trail story, at least for today,
is after the break.
Our final trail story, at least for today, is after the break. Our final trail story today comes from reporter Chris Barubay.
Chris, what do you have for us?
Well Roman, a couple years ago, I was visiting my grandma in Montreal and that's where my
hiking story comes in.
So is grandma a big hiker?
She's 92 years old, so no, it's not about her.
She's very active for a 92 year old,
but this is a story about me attempting to hike.
Okay.
So I'm not much of a hiker,
but I was hoping to get into it,
and I had this free morning in Montreal,
so I decided to hike up Mount Royal.
So Mount Royal, it's this mountain in the middle of the city.
It has this summit with a beautiful view,
it kind of oversees everything.
And there's also a park in the mountain that was designed by Frederick Law Olmstedt.
Yes, the designer of Central Park, yeah.
The designer of Central Park, that's right.
I highly recommended it if you're ever in Montreal, check it out.
And I had done this walk up Mount Royal, actually a lot of times when I was a kid.
So there was some nostalgia for me, but I couldn't really remember how to get
on to the trail.
So I type in Mount Royal Summit on my phone and my phone directs me to this entrance and at the entrance
There's this big wooden staircase and that was kind of surprising like I had no memory of this big wooden staircase
So it's a mystery staircase. It is a true mystery staircase. So I start climbing up. Okay. I'm like, okay
You know probably the staircase will drop me off at the trail at some point So I'm going up, I'm like, okay, you know, probably the staircase
will drop me off at the trail at some point.
So I'm going up a flight of stairs and there's a landing.
And then you go up another flight of stairs
and there's another landing.
And then another flight of stairs and there's another landing.
And after a couple of minutes, I'm starting to wonder
if there's ever going to be a way off the staircase
because so far there hasn't been an exit.
Oh no.
And there's no sign suggesting that you're going to get off it
at some point.
So after about five minutes, I like to think
I'm in pretty good shape, but I'm not used to climbing
that many stairs.
Sure.
I'm starting to sweat a little.
You know, it's a really hot day.
And I'm just climbing and climbing.
And at some point, I decided, OK,
maybe I should just start recording myself
like for my loved ones, I guess,
if I never get off the staircase.
About 10 minutes into a walk,
and I see no end in sight.
So Roman, at some point I'm starting to wonder
if I'm ever going to get off the staircase.
Yeah, yeah, that's fair.
Well, I assume you made it off at some point.
No, I'm calling you from the staircase.
I've been recording there for the past several years.
No, I kept going, I kept going, I kept going,
I get up to the top of the staircase,
and at this point I'm sweating,
and I'm wondering like, what happened?
So I take out my phone, and I pull up a map of Mount Rayao,
and everything becomes clear really quickly,
because on the map, on one side,
there's this nice, gentle-looking trail, the Olmstead trail,
that's the one that I remember from being a kid.
But instead, I went the other way,
and it took me up this staircase,
which is evidently what I ended up taking.
Now, I could have avoided this if I had spent more than,
like, 10 seconds looking at my phone,
and just going, okay, I'll go this way.
So I'm embarrassed, but the phone did tell me to go that way.
And do you know why your phone sent you up
this sort of second round?
Well, the trail takes quite a while, takes over an hour,
and the staircase, it takes about 20 minutes
from the street.
So my guess is my phone looked at these options
and it was like, okay, this is the
fastest way up. So it just sent me the fast way up. Now look, ultimately this was not a bad thing for me.
You know, I got some exercise, things turned out fine, but I'm not the only person who has made
this mistake of relying on my phone when I was hiking. And it's actually been a much bigger problem
for other people. There's been a number of stories of people using Google maps specifically,
or folks that are using apps that are more geared, I would say, to car navigation.
So this is Wesley Trimble, and he used to work as the creative director for the American Hiking Society.
We hear stories all the time of people saying, I want to go to the top of Sush and Sush
Mountain. And it just basically says, all right, like, here's the point A to point B,
which can put people into some great harm because the shortest route is almost never the best
route. So that's how you end up with something like taking a never-ending staircase. Or there's so many cases that are just so much worse.
So there's a story from a couple of years ago in Scotland where Google Maps was creating
this path for hikers on Ben Nevis. That's this 4,500-foot mountain.
And it was creating this path that it went off trail. It was telling hikers to climb over this kind
of very steep rocky terrain, and mountaineering
Scotland had to get involved.
And they called the trail potentially fatal, so Google ended up changing it.
There's just so many stories of hikers getting lost or taking these weird routes because
the mapping software is telling them where to go.
So if you're hiking, especially if you're in a new place,
using the built-in map on your phone
is probably not a good idea, because they're just not designed
for that.
So what should people do instead?
Well, there are all these mapping apps
that you can download that are actually designed for hiking.
So maybe you've heard of all trails.
That's the most popular version of that. Yeah. But Wesley told me there are problems with some of those apps as well. Some apps use
user-generated data. In that case, the trail information is only as good as the person who
put it there. One of the problems with crowd sourcing an app like this is that a lot of more
experienced hikers will go on and they will often put in something called rogue trails.
So these are animal trails or DIY trails or basically something that is not maintained
by an official person.
So nobody's going in and making sure that these are safe.
And either these are kind of dangerous for inexperienced hikers or sometimes nature comes
in and will disrupt trails like that.
So is there any way to make sure that you have an accurate map
when you're hiking?
Well, the best thing to do, according to Wesley,
according to the American Hiking Society,
even if you're using one of those trail apps,
have a backup.
So get a paper map and a compass and learn how to use them.
So on the official website for the American Hiking Society,
it says, in bold letters, take a map and a compass,
even on short-day hikes, don't tempt fate.
That's amazing.
So have you taken to this?
Like, do you bring a map and a compass with you
when you go on your hikes around Montreal?
Since the staircase incident, no.
I have not gone outdoors.
Yes, I'm sensitive.
You've learned your lesson.
I've learned my lesson.
I mean, this is a situation where I want to get into hiking,
but Roman, I think I'm old enough now I have to accept who I am,
which is somebody who stays home and makes podcasts.
That sounds good.
To the benefit of us all.
Well, thank you so much for your time, Frischin.
Thanks, Roman.
Thanks, Roman.
Thanks, Frischin.
Thanks, Frischin.
Thanks, Frischin.
Thanks, Frischin.
Thanks, Frischin.
Thanks, Frischin.
Thanks, Frischin.
Thanks, Frischin. Well, now you know some of the basics.
Once you actually construct or maintain a trail, you will never look at one the same way
again.
This is the end of part one of our trail, special part two is coming next week.
See you then.
99% invisible was produced this week by Chris Baroube, Coburn, Vivian Leigh, Kurt Colstag,
Loshamadon, and Kelly Prime, edited by Kelly Prime, music by director of Sound Swan
Rale, Sound Mixed by Martin Gonzales.
Fact checking by Sona Avakin.
Delaney Hall is their senior editor, our intern is Anna Castanero.
Residine includes Jason Dillion, Emmett Fitzgerald, Christopher Johnson,
Jacob Maldonado Medina, Joe Rosenberg, and me Roman Morris.
The 9% visible logo was created by Stefan Lawrence.
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in the Pandora building, and beautiful.
Uptown, Oakland, California.
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God ord.