A Geek History of Time - Episode 271 - Why Obi Wan Can Only Move Diagonally Part I
Episode Date: July 5, 2024...
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Schlock film and schlong film, you know, it's been over 20 years, but spoilers
Okay, so so the Resident Catholic thinking about that. We're going for low Earth orbit.
There is no rational.
Blame it on me after.
And you know I will.
They mean it is two o'clock in the fucking morning.
Where I am.
I don't think you can get very much more homosexual panic than
that. No.
Which I don't know if that's better.
I mean, you guys are Catholics.
You tell me. I'm just kind of excited that like you and producer George will have something to talk about
That basically just means that I can show up and get fed This is a Geek History of Time.
Where we connect to the real world.
My name is Ed Blaylock.
I'm a world history and English teacher here in Northern California.
And previously we've had episodes where I've been sharing some development in my life and
how incredibly bougie that feels.
And I've had to be reassured by our guests that I am in fact still a member of the proletariat
And this isn't gonna be another one of those evenings
Because since the last time we were recording
My wife and I have gotten a new refrigerator
and this one has a built-in ice maker and
And like you know it seems like such a stupid thing but
My god what a world of difference it makes like like like so it's so stupid how much how much?
Like how much simpler so many things become
My in-laws are here right now and
Just having enough ice for everybody to have ice in their drinks without having to constantly refill fucking ice trays.
It's the dumbest thing and it's so modern problems.
But my God, it's awesome.
Also this new refrigerator doesn't leak water all over the kitchen floor.
So that's a definite bonus. So how about you? What have you got going on? Well I'm Damian
Harmony. I'm a US history teacher at the high school level up here in Northern
California and I weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks ago you reported
something similar. I took my kids to Disneyland recently. For the first time they've ever
been, my brother came out, used all of his connections to make it just like the most
amazing and affordable Disney trip ever. It was phenomenal. It was incredible. We built
our own lightsabers. Uh, and today I said, uh, I told you, I said, Hey, show me yours and I'll show
you mine and you sent me a picture of yours and yours looks very Catholic.
It looks, I mean, there should be a Salter next to it.
Like it is so incredibly Catholic.
Yeah.
And then I showed you mine and it was the exact same, like not a single,
not a single different, different. Yeah.
And then I find out that you,
you chose during your build while I went with the blue,
but I made sure I bought a yellow and I went with the blue and made sure I went
with the yellow.
And I just want to ask, did you name yours yours Bobby Watson? Cause I named mine Bobby Watson too.
No, I haven't actually, I haven't actually given mine a name yet.
I'm referencing the soprano where they spend five minutes next to each other.
Oh yeah.
I doubt they they were on the same car on the same train going to the same
space. Happen to be at the same place.
They both have the same child, because they're in fact married.
They live in the same flat and on and on.
And then the narrator comes on and says,
point of fact, it's an odd coincidence
because while this one's Bobby Watson
has one blue eye and one green eye,
the other one, they're Bobby Watson is a mirror image.
And so they're actually not related
and this is all a fantastic coincidence.
I mean, it's ENS go at its finest, but yeah, but
Okay, you are a converted Catholic. Yes an adult convert to Catholicism. Yes
Yes, I am as anti theistic as it gets. Yes, and
I have long said that while I continue keening leftward in my public and political life,
I have always been a deeply conservative and dogmatic person personally.
Yes.
You know, I'm never going to legislate for everyone else my tastes, but like I don't
drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs.
You know, I'm just very, know, very straight edge very like and and and in many other ways too
Like I'm like no everybody else should be sexually libertine do whatever the hell they want
however, they want as long as I'm sending partner and
I had one person once asked me hey, do you have any kinks and I was like, yes informed dignified consent
And that was it.
Like there's no there there.
You know, I'm like Obi-Wan Kenobi.
I'm like, I learned the one form
and I'm really good at that form.
You know, it's like, that's it.
And yet we still both like have the exact exact same
lightsaber like you could not have planned it if we tried to plan it
We would have fucked up would have yeah, we would have completely screwed it
But it is exactly the same and it is all the same part all the same all the same parts including
starting crystal and
Purchased purchased crystal because I mean, you know, come on temple guardian. Like come on
I don't even and then like you said we got to the same spot through different paths Because I mean, you know, come on Temple Guardian, like come on, how can you not pick that up?
Like you said, we got to the same spot
through different paths.
I don't subscribe to the colors mean different things
canon, even though it's canon,
because I came up under the old laws of
it's whatever crystal called to you,
and sometimes the color was just coincidental.
I prefer that, but I chose yellow.
I chose yellow because the toy,
the original toy of Luke Skywalker was yellow.
And I've always, like in every character that I've played
that's been a Jedi, I've always sought out
to have a yellow blade.
Okay.
Because I've just always deeply been like like that was imprinted upon me
Even though the movies were blue and I love the blue. I have to pick the blue when I was there, you know
Yeah, yeah. Yeah doesn't matter. Like I still sought out as soon as I heard that they had the yellow
I was like getting the yellow. Oh
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, it, it's,
it's interesting that our,
our respective moralities are not,
are almost in lockstep. Like our ideas about, you know, how,
how people ought to interact with the people around them and all of that are,
are like, we're, we're very, very close on all of those points.
And it's, it's, again,
we get to the same place kind of through different paths, right? You know,
and, and speaking of paths and the fact that, you know,
our lightsabers are, yeah, I see that you have, yeah, now,
now Damien is mocking me by showing off, uh,
the, uh, Ray lightsaber, uh,
Hilt that he also picked up. Yeah. Um, but you were saying, yeah,
I was saying, um, I was saying, uh,
speaking of us,
us both having wound up with, you know, the,
the most Holy Avenger style lightsaber Hilt possible.
What I actually want to talk about today is Kenobi,
the, the Disney series. Oh, wow. Okay. And, you know,
we've, we've talked about
several of the other
Disney Star Wars series. Yes through different as
expressions of different political ideologies
Yeah using different lenses to analyze them. Yeah. Yeah, and
this time
I want to take a look at Kenobi
specifically through a Catholic lens, um, I want to take a look at Kenobi specifically through a Catholic lens. Okay.
Um, and we'll get to like where this idea came from and why later on, but there's a
lot of stuff in Kenobi that, um, as, as we mentioned, an adult converted to Catholicism,
I was watching the whole thing, like throughout the whole series going, yeah, I'm going to have to do an episode on this.
I can't not.
First of all, the Jedi in Star Wars, throughout Star Wars, are built all around Jedi Geki
genre ideas. Mm-hmm. You know this concept of wandering swordsman
And it's all of these trips from Japanese cinema sure
And the thing is there's a whole
wagonload of cultural ideas and assumptions
baked into their DNA
That remain kind of uncalled on
baked into their DNA that remain kind of uncalled on.
Um, you know, when, when you take those wandering swordsman tropes specifically out of that genre
and that milieu, like if you look at those movies,
if you look at seven samurai and, um, and I'm forgetting other,
other titles, but if you look at those other films, yeah. Um, and, uh,
Yojimbo. Yeah. Yojimbo is probably the most obvious example.
Yeah. Very much. Yeah. If you, if you look at those films,
there is all of this cultural context surrounding who these protagonists are and
why they make the choices they make and what their morality is, what their ethics are.
And in Star Wars, all of that background stuff largely remains kind of in the background and it
remained or not even in the background it remains untethered to anything okay if
that makes sense a little more actually but just let me just ask this is not a
reprieve or a redo or a sure so I don't fucking know what it's called Okay of of episode 31 where you talked about the Jedi Buddhism and counterculture. This is no, okay
No, no, no, I'm touching different. I'm touching on these this idea. Okay kind of as an opener
Okay, I'm gonna be moving on past it
What I'm what I'm saying here is that?
When we first learn about the Jedi Knights and when we first see moving on past it. What I'm, what I'm saying here is that, um,
when we first learn about the Jedi Knights and when we first see in,
you know, the first part of the Holy Holy trilogy in episode four, um,
there is all of this aesthetic. There is all of this,
as I mentioned in episode 31, there's all this kind of quasi Buddhism kind of kind of you know
Crackerjack box kind of Buddhism going on a good way to put it
That's not then that never gets like never gets developed it never
You know, it's on the cutting room floor of people's minds or something. Yeah. Yeah, that's a really good metaphor. I like that, yeah.
So this is also not a reprieve, reprisal,
reproachment, de nemoire.
Reprise.
Reprise of episode 67 through 70,
what the Jedi could have been.
No.
Okay.
This is not.
Just making sure that, okay.
So this is the third time you're tackling Jedi.
You're creeping up on my
Amount of times I've done episodes dedicated to wrestling. Yeah. Well, you know
Which good for you good for you. Well, you know, I'm the designated Paladin in every D&D campaign
I play in right much and so this is like the cinematic the closest cinematic
you know, avatar of that, you know, that's, that's had this kind of long running kind of role in
the culture. So it's, yeah, I'm coming back to the well a bunch of times. But so, so we, we have, we have, you know, the Jedi is there originally, uh,
depicted and all of, all of the context that I've,
that I've talked about in episode 31 and that episode, you said 67?
67 to 70.
Okay. 67 to 70. Um, like all of that stuff is there, but,
but all of that, as you said, you know,
all that kind of context lies on the, on the cutting room floor.
And the other half of that equation is that the
Jedi are the brainchild of an American boomer from central
California and Northern Canada, depending on how you want to define it,
who is skimming title headings from a comparative religion text on Buddhism,
when he codified their outlook and belief system.
And as a result, the philosophy of the force, as I've talked about, is astonishingly poorly
developed for a religion that's supposed to be thousands of years old.
Right.
And I have here in-
For a thousand generations, so it's 20,000 years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And as I have in my notes, I've ranted about this before, most pointedly in episode
31, Jena Buddhism and Counterculture, and this episode isn't about that though.
Real quick, we drove through Modesto to get to Disneyland from where we are. I pointed
out to my daughter, I was like, hey, we're in Modesto.
We're at a rest stop. And she said, okay. And I said, this is,
and I pointed out to my daughter and my son, I'm like,
this is where George Lucas lived when he was a kid.
And she looked around and she said, Oh, no wonder he became a writer. This is really boring.
If there's a bright center of California, this is the point farthest from it.
Right.
I'm actually that's wrong. That's Fresno. Um, sorry, but yeah.
Wow. Yeah. Always. I swear to God.
Like do you intentionally give her pognards to like thrust at the point?
We don't like I don't uses um yeah, I do them good God
Like all right, that's that's a point for you there kid. I holy cow. Yeah took down a whole town. Yeah
Not wrong um
anyway So It's not wrong. Um, anyway,
so, uh, but I said this episode isn't about that though, but it kind of sort of is because the lack of depth present in the source
material means that it's ridiculously easy to overlay other lenses on top of it.
If I wanted to write about the Catholic interpretation of say,
yo Jimbo or the seven
samurai, I'd have to spend almost as much time parsing Buddhist versus Christian ideas
as I would fanboying about Toshiro Mifune, which would be fully half of the episode by
itself. The main character of Yojimbo is a cynical opportunist who winds up doing the right thing despite himself.
And the spirituality running through the background of the seven samurai is so
Buddhist. It hurts. Sure. Um, like legitimately Buddhist,
like the way that stories in the West are Christian,
whether or not they intend to be right because the culture is just permeated by
it. Right. Yeah. Yeah.
And the Jedi can't be as permeated by Buddhism as that because Lucas didn't actually do of the
assigned reading on comparative religion one-on-one. And so as a lover of the Jedi
Geki genre and a comparative religion nerd, this drives me just up the fucking wall.
and a comparative religion nerd, this drives me just up the fucking wall. But as the resident Catholic on this podcast, this is kind of a godsent because holy cow,
Kenobi has some deeply Christian and I think specifically fairly Catholic ideas
Going on beneath the surface of a story about a ninja space wizard with deep trauma
Okay, okay and
This is where
We we jump
Into the history of things
We begin in the desert
Not Tatooine,
but the Skeeties desert in Egypt in the third century AD.
Wow. Oh, um, I mean,
I think I've still got you because I've gone to BC, but well done.
Thank you, sir. Now in this context,
I'm going to use AD on O Domini rather than common era, because
I'm specifically speaking of issues around the Christian faith, so it feels appropriate
to me.
Seems right. Yeah.
Sometime around the year 270 AD, a young man, Anthony, followed Christ's exhortation
in Matthew 19, 21 through 24 by giving away the land he had inherited to the
poor and sending his unmarried younger sister into the care of a group of consecrated virgins.
He did this in order to then go out into the desert to live separated from society.
Whether or not his sister wanted to dedicate her virginity to God isn't
mentioned anywhere in Anthony's hakiography. Interestingly enough,
but by the standards of the third century church,
this was the best thing Anthony could have done for her while still following the
Lord's admonition. Okay. Okay. Um,
now to, to frame where we are in the history of the church, the first council
of the church is the council of Jerusalem, circa 48 to 50, somewhere in that range.
And it was at the council of Jerusalem that Paul did, in my opinion, the best thing he
did for Christianity and that established the rules for Gentile Christians.
So prior to the council of Jerusalem, there was this very, very big disagreement within
the early faith about, do you need to be a Jew to be a follower of the Christ?
Oh, right. Right. Okay.
And so there was all of this backing and forthing between the surviving apostles
and the early bishops of the church that they had ordained, um,
about whether Christians had to follow the dietary laws,
whether Christians had to be circumcised, right? Um,
whether you had, if you were a Roman or a Greek or a whatever,
did you have to convert to Judaism before you could then convert to Christianity?
And this was a really big deal. And Paul is the one who came to
the council and it was essentially Paul kind of facing off against Peter as the leaders
of the two kind of halves of this debate.
Tell me that Mary was in the middle of them.
I really, really wish I could, but I don't know.
That'd be great.
It would be, it really would be.
And the-
Then you'd have like the mamas and the papas of the church.
Of the church, yeah, literally.
And then they'd be like, fuck you, Essenes,
you guys are just down on the beaches, boys.
And then-
Nice, nice.
You know, I'm not even mad.
No, nor should you remarkably enough. It's my,
my ability to recall your history,
your liturgical history has always gotten me out of you getting mad when I miss
this is true. Yeah. So, um, and,
and Paul is the one who basically, uh,
depending on, depending on how you want to view it, um, as a,
as a believer, uh, Paul showed up and expressed what he had to say.
And the Holy Spirit spoke to everybody and indicated, no, this is, this is really
what Jesus meant. And the, the council adjourned with the decision that, no, you don't have
to become a Jew to become a Christian. And as a Christian, you don't have to follow kosher
dietary laws. Okay. So we're now accepting new members. Yes, yes.
And this is really the moment where Christianity
breaks away from Judaism.
Theologically and culturally and historically, legally,
whatever you wanna call it.
It becomes not just a chosen people's religion,
it is now a cosmopolitan religion, potentially.
Yes, yes.
Right, because all you gotta do is accept Christ, right?
So do that part, and you can skip all the other stuff
that all the rest of us have had to do
because he started with us.
Yes, correct.
Okay, got it.
Yeah, he has completed the law.
He has redeemed everybody universally.
He has come to redeem everyone, not just this one chosen group of people.
This coupon now works for everyone. Yes. Yes. And,
I think this is the best thing that Paul did for the faith.
Personally,
I wish he hadn't gotten his prudish millenarian cop mitts all over it
so much for the rest of it, but that's just me.
Um, you know, uh, and like, like the conversation we had, you know, off air, uh, a couple of,
a couple of weeks ago, you, well, okay.
You gotta remember Paul was a cop, like, you know, asexual cop.
If I recall correctly.
Yes. Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
So.
OK, so this is pointed out by Dan McClellan in his in his awesome
stuff on on YouTube and TikTok.
Yeah. Now, so OK, so
that was the Council of Jerusalem
that was in the 40s or 60s,
right?
Somewhere between 48 and 50.
80. Yeah.
So it's before. um, oh, wow.
Wow.
Yeah. This is before the temple of Masad, right? That's,
that's before the, I might be mixing up names.
It's before the one where I think it was Claudius just slaughtered the shit out
of the Judeans.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. This is, this is before, this is before the,
the destruction of the second.
Yes. Okay. Yeah, this is yes. So, so at this time then,
like the connections to the history of Judaism are,
are vibrant and strong and somewhat localized.
Like people would come to this place.
Yes.
And the Romans hadn't ethnically cleansed them
as much as they would.
Yeah.
Like they didn't rebuild,
they didn't take apart the temple
and then build a coliseum out of it.
Not yet, no.
Not yet, okay.
That's 70 to 80 is when that opens Yeah, still another another 30 years or so out
No, no, no, that's um 78 to 80. We're in 48 to 50. Oh
Yeah, yeah, okay. So yeah, it's about it's gonna do math. It's okay
Don't don't worry about it
but remember for those in the audience who don't know the theology or the theological
history of all this quite as well, Paul started out as a member of the Sanhedrin who were
the Jewish temple police essentially to oversimplify.
And part of the thing was the Romans had effectively kind of made a deal with the temple authorities
in Judea.
They had said, okay, look, you can have your weird monotheistic religion.
That's fine.
We're not going to require you to make sacrifices to Caesar, you know, and all this other stuff,
but like you better tow the fucking line, right?
Yeah, there was there was a lot of
Okay, here's if you're gonna do this shit. Here's what you got to do
Like you yeah, we understand that your God is is you know, like we don't get it
But in order to help you get around it
So that you don't fuck it up for the rest of us because that's how the Romans saw the God stuff. It was all contracts. Yeah. It is all performative. Yeah. Yeah. Uh,
so you have to ask your God to bless our emperor and we'll call it good. Like we don't like
it, but okay. It's okay. Right. As long as you, as long as you don't say anything theological that's going to cause trouble for
our authority.
Right.
We're cool.
And for our gods to be pissed at us about something happening where you are.
Yeah. Like,
Yeah.
So I do love that the Romans concept of the gods is look
It's a teenager with a high-powered gun and emotional problems
We just need we don't like playing music either, but okay, but he wants the music
It's just easier. He wants the priests of Aries to do this dance
Always remember them just being like soul trained, like, you know,
where they do the lineup at the end. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
But like, you know, we, we just, let's all just be chill. Okay.
We just gotta stay, just stay cool. Right. Yeah. Well,
so this uppity guy from Galilee shows up
and, and supposedly, you know, uh, comes back from the dead.
Sure.
And all of a sudden there's this one sect of, of Jews
who are saying all kinds of shit that like, that's not cool, man. That's,
that's really not cool.
And so the Romans went to the temple authorities and went,
you need to crack down on these motherfuckers. Right.
Don't make us come down there. Don't make us come down there. Right. So that was,
that was Paul's job until he got stoned off his ass. Yeah.
I like that. I like that. We saying fell off his donkey landed on his ass
Yeah, and you know became the 13th apostle, you know, the fifth beetle whatever you want to call it
Well, I would like to say the fifth monkey because now he's a believer because I saw his face
It's all right that why are you persecuting, you know, yeah, yeah not a ounce of doubt in my mind
Yeah and so
and then and then
You know wound up introducing a whole lot of stuff, you know all of his letters and all his stuff
There's all of this
Well, you know, there's the earthly authority and we got to pay attention to the earthly authority and we got it
stuff. There's all of this. Well, you know, there's the earthly authority and we got to pay attention to the earthly authority and we got to, and it's like,
okay,
because Hey, Jesus is coming back soon guys. Well, yeah, it's cool. Yeah.
There's the, the militarian part cannot be stressed enough there. Uh,
also the asexual part really can't be stressed enough. Like y'all can hold off on
fucking for 40 years. JC's coming back. Yeah. Like it's cool.
It's right around the corner. It's right around the corner. Yeah.
Any minute now. Any minute now. Any day now I tell you.
So it's like that scene in Beetlejuice where they expect them to run out of the
house. Yeah. Any minute now. Any minute now. Yeah. Yeah.
Precisely that. Yeah. So, okay.
So he becomes the 13th warrior. Yeah.
Learns to speak Viking.
I'm spending so much time in purgatory for this, but worth it. So chose it.
Yeah, I know. And I'll take the hit. That's fine.
So, so the council of Jerusalem establishes all of this in call it 50 AD.
So Anthony went into the desert around 270.
He's kind of like the first ischetic monk, right?
There were, I'm going to get into it. There were, there were others before him,
but he's, he's very much within Christianity. The trope caught a fire.
Right. So, um,
so Anthony goes into the desert in 270 to give you an idea of just how early
in the faith we're still talking about this being, uh, Diocletian,
emperor at Diocletian ordered a new persecution of Christians in three Oh
three. Right. Uh,
and this was the last and most severe program of persecutions of the faith under Roman law
Right now from from time to time over the course of this first couple of centuries
Like there were periods where the Romans were like, whatever we don't care. It's a small group out in the middle of nowhere
Whatever, you know, right. It's a it's a religion of slaves and widows who cares, right?
Oh, I mean you had had Trajan, specifically getting letters
from Pliny the Younger when Pliny was out in Bithynia,
which he would die in Bithynia, by the way,
and he was out there and he's like,
man, this place fucking sucks,
but I'm gonna be a good bureaucrat.
And there were Christians and he's like,
we gotta try them, we gotta test them,
we gotta do all this stuff.
We gotta deal with this. And he writes a letter back to Trajan, and Trajan's right back to's like, we got to, we got to try them. We got to, we got to test them. We got to do all this stuff. We got to deal with us.
And he writes a letter back to Trajan
and Trajan is right back to him.
Like, yeah, sure. You're doing great.
This is good.
But just calm down.
Calm, just calm.
Look, as long as, and my favorite part is like,
cause I used to teach this particular letter.
Oh wow. Okay.
Yeah. It was great.
So it's, it's from Pliny to Trajan.
And he says, hey, found this cult of wacky ass people here. And so here's what I've done.
Some of them have been Christians in the last couple years, some in the last 10, some in
the last 20. They dabbled when they were in college to impress some girl. And so I did a test for them. First thing I asked them
to do was to name the other gods. The next thing I asked them to do was to
make an offering to your statue using wine and incense. Third thing I asked him to do was to curse their God.
And I realized, like as he was doing this,
he was using the Ten Commandments as a checklist.
So good.
Nice.
So then he says, you know, and we basically,
anybody who said, oh dude, I'm not fucking Christian anymore.
You kidding me? No, I'm not fucking Christian anymore, you kidding me?
No, I'm done.
They were allowed to go.
And anybody who's a Roman citizen could say,
hey, I demand a trial and they were sent to Rome.
Anybody who persisted, I put to death.
And also we've had some people through their confessions
say that the sum total of their crimes
was that they would meet at dawn in weird places
and they'd sing songs back and forth to each other in the name of this Jesus guy.
And then they would take these really weird fucking oaths.
In Rome, you don't take an oath unless it's to commit a crime.
Oh, and he's like, they take these weird oaths to not fuck each other's wives
and not steal from each other and not refuse a deposit not charge
Usury, yeah, and it's just he's like who does this shit?
Like what is wrong with them and then they would like eat bread and drink wine
Like what what the hell and then they come back later like what these people are nuts
What do I do and so Trajan's like, honestly, long as they repent,
it's good, call it good.
And I love the idea that, you know,
they had to repent their Christianity.
But he's like, yeah, as long as they do that.
And then he adds like a little liner note at the end.
He says, by the way, if you ever get informed on someone
that they're a Christian,
but that informant is an anonymous posting somewhere,
ignore it.
Straight up, do not pay attention to anonymous accusations.
That is not who we are.
Oh, wow.
And like he said something,
it's like it's not representative of the time in which we
live. Like it's like this really soaring rhetoric of like, we don't do hearsay around here. All right.
And essentially what he's doing is he's like, don't let people settle scores with each other
by accusing each other of Christianity. Of this thing. yeah. And don't let people destroy their own communities.
It's so much better if everybody's just chill and let them repent and let them go right
about their lives.
As long as they're cool with it, I'm cool with it, you're doing great, my secundus,
go for it.
Nice.
That's the letters between plenty.
Now that's in the 110s, 117 era.
Yeah, okay. Sounds about right. That's the letters between Pliny. Now that's in the 110s, 117 era.
Yeah, okay, sounds about right.
Yeah, so that's 100 and,
well I can't do the math obviously.
That's 160 years before Anthony, you said?
Yeah, Anthony is in 270, yeah.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
So, yeah.
So, and-
So it's about 200 years before the big persecution.
Yeah, tangentially.
By the way, Trajan is considered the greatest emperor of Rome ever.
Like by all measures, by all historians, he's considered the bestest of the bestest.
Like, you know, Marcus Aurelius is like fifth behind him.
Like he's that good.
Yeah.
All right. is like fifth behind him like he's that good yeah and and so knowing that Trajan's approach
was that yeah right oh and at one point Pliny said yeah there were some deaconesses like
these women who are in charge of the church yeah of them was the slave to the other woman
who was also a deaconess it was really weird so I had them both tortured to find out what the fuck's going on
And I found nothing but a depraved and really weird superstition like that's how he described it Wow
Yeah, yeah You Roman to Roman view. Yeah. Yeah, so but okay, so that was high watermark of Rome
200 years later big- ass persecution because Rome is
crumbling hard and falling apart, trying hard to deny it, which of course means you're going
to attack groups that are out on the margins.
Yeah.
So then in 313, Constantine put out the Edict of Milan, which reversed all of that, codified Roman official
tolerance of Christianity.
And then in 325, he, Constantine called the council of Nicaea because, okay, look, my
wife convinced me to become one of y'all.
And I'm the emperor. I'm a Christian.
So everybody's becoming Christian behind me because it's, it's, it's what you do.
And, and you all can't get your shit straight.
So like we need to figure this out.
So bring all the bishops together and, um,
led to the denunciation of Arianism, which is important for theological reasons,
established what is today Orthodox Trinitarianism for most mainline Christian groups and also gave
official approval to Christianity as a religion within the Empire and set it on the path of becoming the official
religion of the Empire
Which happened in 380 with the Edict of Thessalonica
Okay, so there are a bunch of threes in there
Yes, so you go back fourth fourth century was was a big deal right
right start to finish yeah 325 Milan no 313 is Milan 325 is Nicaea oh okay I
thought 330 I thought it's 333 for some reason no I don't mind being wrong um I
would point out during that persecution yeah there's a really important guy who is now Saint. He's a saint
I I forget how it works, but a really important guy who also was an ascetic
And he was martyred
During that like to kick off not quite to kick off but during that persecution
Saint Damien.
Oh yeah, this is true.
Him and I think Cosmos or Cosmo?
Cosmos.
Damien and Cosmo, yeah Cosmos.
Yeah, Cosmos.
Damien and Cosmos.
Damien is one of the first Christian martyrs.
He was Arab and I think he's the saint of doctors
or something like that or physicians.
One, one of them. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway,
just one of the most important saints, uh, because his name is Damien. Yeah.
Well, obviously clearly.
So, um, so now I'm, I'm, I'm,
I'm jumping forward in the timeline like this, um, to give some
context about when Anthony went out into the desert, just how young Christianity was.
Right.
So, okay.
Um, the idea of Cardinal sins and virtues hadn't even been codified yet.
Okay.
Uh, bishops were still chosen by election of the community. Christian
monasticism wasn't codified yet and there wasn't even consensus on which
Gospels were considered reliable or correct. Right, that's not until Nicaea,
right? That's not till Nicaea, correct. And so that's another, we're talking
about 270 to 50 years out. Right. And so the faith was, we're talking about 270, that's 50 years out.
And so the faith was still growing.
It was still nebulous.
And it was still very much a fringe faith.
It was not part of established society.
So Anthony...
It was like the Montreal Expos of
Yeah, yeah, like okay, I mean it's technically a team but let's like nobody yeah, so
Anthony headed out into the desert in order to separate himself from the world
Seeing it as the best path to achieve salvation.
Is this just tied to the 40 days and 40 nights kind of thing that he saw Jesus doing?
Thematically, thematically it very much is.
Okay.
But that's not all of it.
There has been throughout, especially throughout the early history of Christianity, and from
time to time you see waves of it come up in revivals or reform movements or whatever,
there is this very powerful streak of, well, millenarianism and the idea that, you know, Jesus is coming, look busy,
but also this idea that the material world is evil.
And now there is, there is an actual heresy and it's not,
the name of it is not occurring to me right now. Okay.
But the Albigensians, uh, who, who had a crusade, several crusades, um, against them
in France in the middle ages, uh, were, were believers in this idea that the physical world
Oh, these are the Ksars, right?
Yes.
That's it.
Thank you.
Catharism. Yes.
And the tendency toward catharism or the urge toward catharism has always been a
thing. And especially in the early church, there was this, uh,
or the early faith, this is even before, if like the church was organized enough to be called that.
Church was still with a small C.
Yeah. Yeah.
There was this belief that being in the world,
existing in the world around other people where you have to, you know,
go into the market to buy stuff and, you know,
just being around other people was itself this path to temptation.
Like as long as you are living in the world with everybody else, you're going to see a
pretty girl on the street and you're going to have lustful thoughts. You're going to
smell food being cooked in the marketplace and your desire for that is going to
Push you toward or yeah. Yeah, and your desire for you know being surrounded by material stuff is gonna
You know tempt you to materialism all this kind of stuff. That's just real quick. That's it
We've covered that when we talked about being a fighter a ninth level fighter
We've talked about this when we talk,
when we rag on Henry David Thoreau as we should. Um, like,
and we've talked about it when we talk about Westward expansion,
like every single time, like, you know, and I'm thinking also of,
of, uh, it's his name. I was going to say John Smith, but that's not his name.
The guy who started Mormonism.
Oh my God.
His brother's name was Hiram.
Joseph.
Joseph Smith.
Smith, yes.
They all went into what they saw as the wilderness.
Yes.
All of them kept doing that.
And what's interesting to me with that is and it's just kind of fascinating that that this is just
A recurrent theme in the religion no matter what latitude they're at and what longitude they're at
you the going into a desert or you're going into a forest or you're going into a desert or
You're going into where there's animals who live there who yeah, you're interfering with
but but also just like this escape from whatever the city
or the urban center is considered to be
into the wilderness.
And at the same time,
the puritanical idea of the wilderness
was that that's the devil's domain.
Which also goes back to the temptation
and the desert stuff, you know?
So it's just the, I don't know,
it's almost like the only way to,
like it feels like it's almost like,
oh God, this is gonna sound so insensitive
and I don't mean it to be actually.
Okay, but.
It's like the spiritual version
of when kids cut themselves
The only way to feel alive is to feel that pain The only way to feel close to God is to feel that that true temptation of the devil out in the wilderness
Yeah, it's a weird fetishization of the wilderness. Yeah. Well, yeah, there's definitely some fetishization of the wilderness going on
The extent to which what's interesting is
Yoda does it too. Yeah. Yeah. He goes into a swamp.
You know,
when, when you talk about the, um,
the, the, the wilderness being the devil's domain,
what I think is really interesting is we don't
while in scripture,
Jesus goes out into the wilderness to prepare himself for his ministry
and he, and, and the devil comes to him while he is there,
but there is not within scripture, right? Really a, a description
of the wilderness as being the devil's domain. The wilderness as the devil's domain really
shows up in the Puritans and the great awakening and second grade awakening. Yeah, and and the Great Awakening and Second Great Awakening and
and that's a very very
Later very much later early modern
Like you you have to get to a certain point
within the development of
of the theology, I think you also have to have actual racism play into it
for it to work because the people who develop it
as a concept are very clear as to who is white
and chosen by God and who is dark.
And not. And the devil.
And savage and yeah yeah definitely okay so the
American version of that is okay so the American expression of that doesn't come
around until well obviously until you have English in America you know
Christians in America 15 1600s yeah right and and that by that point it is
inextricable from the racism
that they have developed culturally as well.
Okay.
And I think it becomes inextricable from the racism.
I think initially it was just the Puritan idea
that they were there to build the city of God.
Sure.
And the wilderness was what they had to carve the city of God out of.
And oh hey, we're running into these people who are so very different from us and they
are savages and clearly they are of the devil.
I mean, you know, potato potato, but I'm just looking at the, you know, and I'm not trying
to like make any excuses for it.
Oh God, no, no, no.
I think their very thing of carving the city of God
out of this wilderness where other people live
and not be pulled away from.
It cannot be, it cannot be, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, so there's still a,
we have to leave behind what we know
and go into this wilderness.
We have to go out into that. They just had an ocean to cross.
Yeah.
And also cause the church was too warm and fuzzy in England, apparently.
Oh Lord. Yeah. Um, yeah, at some point. Yeah. So,
Oh, that's, that's a whole other episode to talk about,
to connect to something there.
But Ed defends the church of England.
Well, you know, I mean, they're basically Catholic. So like,
right, right. Oh, like, okay. Um, to,
to the archbishop for Canterbury, just come home. Just,
all you gotta do is just admit that like, you know,
now you're doing the Roman boss. I kind of am. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie
You know just like, you know, it's it's a what it's a one little little tiny nailing detail
Right, you know, right Bishop of Rome like come on. Yeah
And I know that you know friends of mine who were methodists are hearing this going yes, yes
We've heard the same thing.
Where you just want to go up to the Bishop of Canterbury and go, uh,
Catholic says what? Yeah.
Oh, oh, that's now a life goal. I have to figure out how to make that happen.
Okay. So,
so there's a thing about going into the wilderness that is just permeative
through this religion all the way. And then we just tack shit onto it when it comes over to this continent.
Um, pretty much. Yeah. But it is, it is a mainstay. It is,
it is like,
it is like counting to three on the mat in pro wrestling.
It is forever. Yeah okay yeah yeah yeah so Anthony
separated himself from the world okay you know following following Christ's
admonition to give away all of his earthly goods now one assumes he gave
his earthly goods to the poor what I I find interesting is, um, I would,
I would venture to guess that Christ probably would have said,
okay, you've got that part, right?
But now I need you to help these people.
And so there's this tension between individual salvation and working with
others to help others in order to maybe
not achieve corporate salvation, but like,
none of us goes home until we all go home though. Yeah. So in any event though,
crisis imminent, not just eminent. Yes.
Yeah. So Anthony, uh Anthony lived as an ascetic.
He only ate bread, salt, and water.
He never drank wine.
He never ate any meat.
Now there had been, as I mentioned before, there had been earlier ascetics, but Anthony
went farther than others had before him.
He literally headed farther out into the desert and he remained there for over a decade in
a solitary
life.
And other people followed his example.
Other folks heard about him and, and, you know, uh, in, in, for whatever their reasons
were, whether it was an urge to, uh, towards salvation, whether it was, you know, to, uh,
just try to live closer to God,
what whatever, for whatever reason, uh, others went after him and they began forming early
proto monastic communities. And we can trace this to the later period of St. Anthony's
lifetime. And the folks who followed him became known as the desert fathers and desert mothers.
And the traditions and practices that they established were eventually codified and systematized
in the monastic rules of later institutionalized monastic orders.
Okay.
Okay.
Now, the earliest of these is the rule of St. Augustine written in the 5th century
AD. The most influential and historically important in terms of overall influence on
the rest of monasticism within Christianity is the rule of St. Benedict written in the early 6th century Okay
So the desert
Specifically the desert not just the wilderness but the desert
Has a really crucial place in the subconscious of Christianity. Yes, okay
We've already mentioned several times Christ spends 40 days in in specifically the desert to prepare himself for his ministry.
He goes out there, separates himself from the world, eats locusts and survives off the
land living a very, very harsh life of privation during this time and faces temptation by the
devil. Now before Christ, of course, his cousin John the Baptist was known as a holy man for
going out into maybe not all the way out way into the desert because he was always near
the river Jordan. Right. But living, living in the wilderness, removing himself. People
had to come to him. Right. And he was preaching of the coming of the Messiah and he was this figure, uh, who gained, uh, notoriety for his wisdom and his holiness and was seen as this,
uh, charismatic figure. Um, and so this,
this tradition, you know, predates even Jesus. Sure.
And then after or during Anthony's life and after the
hagiographies of Anthony and many
of the desert fathers and mothers parallel the structure very closely.
We hear stories of the desert fathers and the desert mothers having similar experiences
of being tempted by the devil. And Anthony himself is said to have been tormented
by the devil on multiple occasions. You know, the devil shows up and, you know, tempts him
with lascivious visions of, of the flesh, tempts him with, you know, rich food and comfort
and wealth and all of these things.
And Anthony on all of these occasions turns to Reir to drive the devil away, to turn away
from those temptations and his spiritual strength and his wisdom and forbearance in the face
of all this is this recurring, recurring theme. And this is,
additionally,
one of the early passages in Acts,
in the New Testament speaks of spirit,
specifically when we translate specifically from the language of the earliest
texts of the New Testament, they talk about a spiritual dryness, not a spiritual yearning,
not spiritual emptiness, but specifically a sensation of being spiritually parched.
Which is very deserty, which is, which is very, very, very,
very powerfully desert focused and that to overcome this, you know, one, one must, you
know, dedicate oneself to prayer and reaching out to God and all of these kinds of things.
Sure.
And, and what gets used in baptism.
Yes.
Water.
Yeah.
Yes. Water. Yeah. So. Yes. So there's an interesting dichotomy in the idea, and you kind of already mentioned
this, but heading out of civilization to avoid the temptations of the mortal world and then
having to wrestle directly with demons in the wilderness. The people who took up this life through this hardship of physical
sacrifice and the discipline of their dedication to prayer and contemplation and ultimate simplification
of their lives. Like I'm not spending time doing anything that isn't either directly tied to staying alive or praying.
I'm not, you know, there's, there's nothing else. There is,
there's nothing else within my frame of reference.
And these folks not only sought salvation,
but they achieved holiness in the eyes of the wider community.
They became a template for this is what holiness looks like.
If that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. Like you said, a codifier.
Yeah. Yeah. Like you said, a codifier. Yeah. Yeah.
And from these very, very early beginnings of monasticism, we have,
okay. Um, all there's always, you know, at some point things reach some level of critical mass and it's like, okay,
now we really actually, we need to have an actual set of set of rules.
We got to have an agreement on how all of this is going to work.
And as the church became more organized and more
hierarchical,
we have the introduction of actual rules, as I already mentioned,
and the establishment of recognized orders of monks and nuns.
And nuns in particular is an interesting kind of thing because prior to monasticism as being
an official thing, I already mentioned that Anthony handed his sister over who I think she
was a kid. He was not very old. I think she, I don't actually know how old
she was, but I get the sense that she was like nine or ten. Okay. And he gave
her into the care of a community of dedicated virgins who weren't quite nuns, but they were a group of women
who had dedicated their virginity to God.
They had basically said, we're never going to get married, we're never going to be with
men, and we're living separately from that part of society, that fast of society.
Which is on some levels following Paul's example,
but honestly, you have the Vestal Virgins
that existed since, I wanna say, yeah,
they existed since before Romulus and Remus
in the area of Lake Alba.
Okay, wow. I've seen where it was, the original temple
for the Vestal Virgin, the first one.
And they kind of get codified under Numa.
Okay.
But you have had an order of women specifically
who don't fuck as a sign of their... an order of women specifically who
Don't fuck as a sign of their
of their their dedication
interestingly
the Vestal Virgins could have fucked um
Previously to becoming a Vestal Virgin. It's just you have to give up fucking for 30 years
Oh
So this idea of virginity is is a bit more nuanced for the Romans and they're just like look if you were married previously
And now you don't want to remarry
Vestal virgin you give up fucking for 30 years and then after that if you want to go back to fucking you certainly can
But if not, you could you could you know continue to be a matron or whatever
And there are all kinds of rules the Vestal Virgin specifically had the magical power of being able to cleanse you of anything
So diseases or your crime so it's really common to have them guarded by the
armed slaves of
wealthy matrons
Because they're the ones who would accompany
Vestal Virgins when they're out and about,
because otherwise criminals would like,
oh no, I fell over and touched a Vestal Virgin,
now I'm free.
Like, is a normal thing.
You know, almost like catching the bouquet at a wedding.
So, there's a long history in that region of the world
of women showing their dedication to God's by not fucking
Yeah
depending on the
time and the tradition
Some of them could never fuck some could just put a pause on fucking for 30 years. It just yeah
So I always did find it interesting though that I've heard nuns referred to as the brides
of Christ, but I've never heard monks referred to as the cucks of Christ or anything like
that.
So...
Yeah, well, yeah.
But you know, the patriarch is a bitch, but...
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah.
One of my favorites. Um, but uh, but there is this idea of a
Marital asexual contract. Yeah
and that again stretches way back to in the seven and
800s BC
There's an asexual marital contract like like, you know, the not fucking part.
So
Well, when you, when you think about in any historical society, any society that has reached
a level of sophistication where they have agriculture, ownership of property, and a legal system to, to enforce that. Marriage is a central part of all of those civil orders.
Yeah, it's true. Yeah. It's a cornerstone.
And so one of the ways to mark yourself as distinct and as holy,
would be to say, well, okay, see, I'm outside of that. Yeah. Yeah.
So it makes sense.
Yeah, it really does.
So we have the desert fathers and the desert mothers, right.
You know, setting themselves up and eventually becoming the template
on which monasticism within Christianity winds up being built.
Later on into the middle ages in the early modern period, monasticism and monastic orders,
they grew into massive institutions.
Of course.
Because throughout Europe and the Mediterranean, when wealthy people died,
one of the central beliefs of Catholicism
is the idea of praying for the dead.
And, um, there is, there is the idea that,
um, if you, if you do not die in a state of mortal sin, you almost certainly wind up dying in a state of venial sin.
And to kind of simplify-
And you distinguish those for me?
Yeah.
To sin in the Catholic definition,
sin is any action that separates you from God.
Right, okay.
So a venial sin is lying to your parents
about having done your homework.
Okay, so low bar versus high bar.
Yeah, mortal sin is versus high bar. Yeah.
Mortal sin is infidelity to a spouse.
Okay.
Murder, you know.
Things that disrupt the community in a major way.
Yes.
Things that disrupt the community in a major way and our massive, you know, violations of
the Ten Commandments and the idea of, you know, how God wants us to be to one another.
Okay.
So if you, because we are all flawed, because we all constantly make mistakes.
And even if you go to confession every week, you're going to forget about shit you did.
And you're never going to run out of material either.
And you're never going to run out of it because you And you're never going to run out of material because, you know, we're, we're human and God is forgiving and God loves us.
But you know,
you you're going to wind up going into the afterlife with,
with some stuff that you were like, Oh shit, I forgot about that. Right.
Right.
And so there is
period is this a period of cleansing, essentially they have to go through. And this is, this is purgatory. I mentioned earlier, I'm going to spend some time in purgatory for this.
Right. And this is, this is where prayers are helpful because we the living
Can pray on behalf of those who have gone before us to to help them earn merit to get out of purgatory?
Okay, okay
And depending on how literally you want to take all of that like okay, but in the in the Middle Ages
This was a big fucking deal right okay? Yeah, yeah
And especially if you are a noble who makes you are living by fighting
Shit out of people yeah
And enslaving people and and yes, although that wasn't really a problem. It wasn't really like, you know, but, you know, and, and screwing over members of your own family
to increase your own fee and double dealing. I mean, all of the stuff that was involved in
medieval politics, right? When you die.
Boy, they really leaned into the idea of, well, you're gonna have to sin in order to live
Boy are we boy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
The capacity of humans to to do back flips to justify shit is amazing
so
In any event you you want to have people praying for you so you get out of purgatory quicker
and
so wealthy people would
establish
Monasteries they would they would say okay. I'm taking I'm taking this this
several however many hundred acres of my land and I'm giving this to
the brothers of Clairvaux or, you know, the Benedictines,
I'm giving this to the Benedictines to establish this, you know,
monastery and, you know, in, in return for the land and,
you know, the revenue that the land generates,
I need them to pray for me.
And lots of people did this.
Sure.
And so over the course of the middle ages,
Right back to Rome telling the Jews like, all right, we're going to let you do
your thing, but,
but yeah.
And so over time, Abbey's and Convent's became very large institutions that owned businesses, um, you know, uh, monks brewed beer and, uh,
dyed cloth and like they had, they had whole, yeah.
Good forest friars.
Yeah. Nice.
Although there were actually flower fields that were owned by
monasteries that did shit. But so anyway, but like, yeah. So, but, but they had, they had these,
these institutions that were generating this huge amount of income. Sure.
And it wound up and the individual monks, this is, this is like the book.
This is, so the, the skeptic orders were, were
can I call foul? Like at what point is it we're like okay, so you and Martin Luther
Like
So but here's here's this is this is the part that bakes my noodle when I think about it is the individual monks
didn't own shit.
Like right.
Individual monks were following vows of silence.
They were living according to vows of poverty,
depending on which monastery we're talking about.
That's yeah. But, uh, you know, and, and they were,
they were living according to a monastic rule,
but the institution itself was generating bank, right?
And this became an issue where wealthy families would send their second or third sons, have
their, have their sons heads shaved and sent them off to be, to be monks.
Because eventually when you get old enough, you're going to become the Abbott and you're going to be able to use the
money that the monastery controls to help us with our dynastic goals.
Right. Right. And Kings became, you know,
the Kings had back and forth all kinds of trouble with,
with monasteries and with bishops and all these people.
And so many of the older established orders wound up drifting into kind of comparative
decadence after a while.
And Abbeys and monasteries and convents became political and financial institutions just
as much or even more than they were supposed
to be spiritual ones. And so this is over the course of a thousand years, but by the
time Henry-
Of course, they could fund their own tertiary abbeys to pray for them.
And I don't know, you know, I'd have to look up like-
Or maybe they would just, you know-
The medieval church was weird and Byzantine enough so that they all I wouldn't be surprised
I know they've done that but I don't or there's just you know fund a crusade like, you know killing in the name of
Yeah, I mean yeah
And that'll get you out of purgatory through a double uno reverse card.
Well, if you die, if you took the oath and you died while on crusade, you wouldn't have to worry about it.
You'd go to heaven.
Yes. Yeah. Well, I mean, I mean, let's imagine what heaven,
yeah, let's imagine what heaven looked like to a Norman noble in the, you know,
1100s, probably not different from Stovall core, right? You know,
so, so, uh, by the time Henry the eighth, uh, came around and, uh,
had parliament passed the dissolution of the monasteries in 1536.
Oh, that's right. He pissed them off. So,
Oh, he didn't just piss him off. He, he, yeah. Well, he pissed the church off, but that's
a whole, right? Um, in public perception of them, certainly in England and I'm pretty
sure throughout much of the rest of Europe was heavily tainted and it was relatively easy for his ministers
to push a narrative of the Abbeys being centers of licentiousness, sexual deviance and hypocrisy.
Also not for nothing, the monasteries were a fat target precisely because this one actually
surprised me.
They controlled 20% of the arable land in England at the
time. That is before the the agricultural revolution so that that means a lot of
fucking food. That's a big fucking deal. Yeah 20% one acre in five. Right. Now by the way
Henry's not the only one not the only one having trouble with institutions of the church.
Philip over in France went in hard in the paint against the Templars, who decided banking
was a good idea.
How many hoops did you all have to jump through for that. Um, yeah. And, and Henry, uh, by that time had,
had completely devastated the English treasury, uh,
trying to fight a war against Philip. Uh, interestingly, or no, wait,
it was a later, no, the Templars was earlier.
Yeah. But the Templars was like the 12th or the 13th,
like I think it was before the Cathars.
Yes. The Cathars. Yes.
The Cathars were.
Yes, the Albigensian heresies were.
That was in Languedoc area,
so that would have been the 1200s.
So yeah.
13 or 14s I think, I'm trying to remember.
I'll have to look it up.
But anyway, so by 1536, Henry basically says, all right, the monasteries are centers of
sexual deviance and hypocrisy and all of this, and I am seizing all of their assets.
And as the head of the new recently founded king
of England, I'm saying we're not doing that anymore.
And as a Star Wars fan, does that sound at all familiar?
Right?
A little bit.
Yeah. Related to this also, that perception of monasticism lingered for a very long time.
Certainly at least a century because there are repeated references throughout Shakespeare, where, you know, many of his jokes to the groundlings have to do
with nunneries in particular. In Hamlet, he says, to a nunnery, go. And to a modern reader,
that's like, you're telling her to go off and, you know, be celibate. No, he's telling her to go off and be a hooker. Oh, wow. Because, because in some places in Europe, uh,
houses of ill repute hovered as being, uh, nunneries, nunneries. Gotcha. Yeah.
To a nunnery go like sure to an English audience that was explicitly
coded as go be a hooker. Right.
Like, holy cow. Okay. So,
um, but, but the initial,
the initial birth of all of this was with the desert fathers and the desert
mothers heading out into the wilderness to try to achieve salvation.
So
we start the Kenobi series with Kenobi living in the desert after the
dissolution of the monastery. I
mean the destruction of the Jedi order. Right. Okay. The order was guilty of a similar kind
of spiritual drift. Yeah. They had placed themselves in a position of quasi official
authority in the Republic and, and this is a neat little trick.
They had literally lost a big part of their connection to the Force itself.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The Dark Side was growing, and they were becoming military leaders when they had no training,
and now even the training of the Younglings was less about connecting to the force and more about
martial capabilities with their
Their you know swords. Yes. So okay, so we've got a crusade against the
separatists
separatists
Okay
Okay, so Henry. Sorry. I mean Palpatine
Came in and destroyed the temple in the name of his new order Okay, and those Jedi who survived order 66 had to flee into hiding. Mm-hmm
Obi-Wan has headed into the desert where he's living in a cave in
Many ways. This is his purgatory because it's hot as fuck there
And he's you know, he's self isolating.
Yeah.
He partly has penance for killing his best friend and.
All that good stuff.
OK. OK.
So he's headed into the desert where he is living in a cave.
He's working cutting up a space whale.
Like, yeah, he'd never figured out that whole thing it was. That whole thing was, I didn't, they're like,
I feel like the writers were trying to do something with that.
I wasn't really a hundred percent sure
what was going on there.
I think honestly, it was a fall from grace.
And it was like, well,
what would make him most folly from Gracie?
Oh, he's gonna have to do some sort of grimy
work with your hands job.
Yeah, that makes sense.
That isn't the cliche of moisture evaporators.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I think was going on there.
Okay, that makes sense.
Yeah.
He is very clearly a traumatized broken man.
Yes.
He thinks he killed his best friend.
Yeah.
He lost the institution that has literally been his whole life.
Which he himself had almost been kicked out of according to, well it's no longer canon, but according to the books,
if you go back to Shadowhunter, the book, which is now Legends, but he basically failed every test
and was the most average mediocre of the Jedi,
but he had a knack for investigating shit.
And Qui-Gon was like, no, fuck,
don't send him to the agricultural core, send him to me.
I'll see what we can do with him.
And that's why he stayed on as Jedi.
He was the D student of Jedi
when it came to his connection.
That's interesting.
Which I loved, I absolutely loved.
And he's in these circumstances
ravaged by guilt and failure and loss.
Anthony went into the desert to achieve salvation.
Obi-Wan hasn't come to the desert to try to achieve anything. He's,
he has fled and he has come to hide.
Third sister shows up in Mossespa,
chasing after a Jedi named Nari.
Now this encounter is going to come up again later, but for now we want to focus on Nari
asking Obi-Wan for help.
I want to focus on it because it's a crucial character moment for Obi-Wan.
He has clearly given up.
And more importantly for my analysis, he denies being OB one and OB.
And the reason this is important for my analysis is because this is about as Petrine as it
gets.
In Matthew 26, 69 to 75 bystanders recognize Peter as a follower of Jesus and they confront him.
Now while this is going on, this is when Jesus is being questioned by the temple authorities
and in his fear and uncertainty, Peter denies knowing the Nazarene or being one of his disciples. And, and, um,
this is after this is the same night as the last supper.
Jesus told him straight up, you're going to before morning,
you are going to deny me three times. Yup. And Peter does it.
He says, I don't know the man, right? I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm not, I'm not him. I'm not with him. Right. No, I told you, I don't know him. And the cock crows.
And he's like, Oh, and he flees. Yes. Okay.
And on the next day, Jesus is crucified
in Kenobi.
He kind of sideways admits, okay, yes, you know who I am. I'm not going to be able to
keep up that, that deception. Right. But he tells Nari to bury his lightsaber, hide, go
off lead a normal life. Right. He goes back into town the next day and Nari has been hung up in the center of town as an example.
Yeah.
The parallels aren't exact, but the spiritual crisis involved is the same.
Right.
Okay.
The death of Nari and his guilt over it is part of what drives Obi-Wan to accept the
duty to find Leia because it's like on the same day as that. Yeah.
That he gets the message from Bail Organa saying they've taken her.
Right.
I need you to find her.
Right.
Right.
And he tries to say, I'm not that guy anymore.
I'm not going to be.
And also he's keeping an eye on Luke.
Remember he is guarding the Lars family.
So while he has essentially lost his connection
to the force, or at least turned as far away from it
as he can, he's also still on guard duty.
Yes.
So he's like, I already have a mission,
I can't go helping you on yours.
Yes, but.
Okay.
When he says that, and I'm gonna talk about the whole relationship between him and the Lars family later on, but
he throws that out and it feels very clearly in the way the way Ewan McGregor plays it.
That feels like an excuse.
Yeah, I can't come out.
I've got dishes. it's not it's not
like no no no there's Luke I gotta worry about Luke go find Yoda get him to do it
go right like you know no it's well no I I can't I have I gotta I gotta stay here
I gotta watch Luke it's right yeah I can't leave these I gotta I gotta stay here. I gotta watch Luke. It's right. Yeah, I can't leave these cats
Yeah, I'm gonna feed them. Yeah, it did have that vibe. You're absolutely right
Which is interesting because that's the second time he's tried to not do the hard thing
When when he always does the hard thing like the first time did the hard thing
Yeah, but the first time was when Yoda was like you got to go fight Vader and I got to go fight Palpatine
He's like no no no no no ask me to do fucking anything else
Let me fight the Emperor which some would be like see look what a badass. It's like no
He was happy to go to his death rather than have to hurt his friend. Yeah
Because he had that connection to his friend more than he had to his duty to the force.
And here he's like, I can't fulfill any kind of a duty to your kid because I
am watching this kid not do anything. I really wish I could help, but I don't want to.
I really wish I could help but I don't want to. Right.
Like, yeah.
And the sense that we get is he's, this is because he's broken.
This is because of...
Oh yeah, he's shattered from killing his friend.
Yeah.
So now what I want to talk about is the idea of, the Catholic idea of moral duty.
Okay.
So I very broadly described sin a minute ago.
Right.
If you know what the right thing to do is,
and you choose not to do it, you are committing a
sin of omission. Okay. Uh, now if somebody is literally putting a gun to your head, that's,
there's like extenuating circumstances and you know, but, but if there is no compulsion
involved and you know,
I need to stand up and like stop this person from saying this shit or doing this
to this person. Like I have the means I'm capable of doing it.
I'm in a position to stop this from happening and you choose not to do it.
You have committed a sin and depending on how serious that is,
it could be a venial that is it could be a
venial sin and it could be a mortal sin now is that based on the consequence of
your inaction or is it based on something else because it sounds
consequential it's yeah it's it's it's tied to it's tied to consequence intent
within within Catholic ideas about sin there has to be intent. There has to
be knowledge or understanding and you know, the, the action you undertake that is sinful
or your failure to act that turns out to be sinful. Like there, there has to be full mission. You have to make a choice to act, not to add whatever.
Okay.
So you have a moral duty to act in defense of other people when you can.
You have a moral duty to speak the truth and seek justice for others and yourself.
You have a moral duty to act with compassion,
to help others when you are capable of helping. Okay.
So Obi-Wan winds up in a position where if he doesn't do something,
winds up in a position where if he doesn't do something,
he is allowing evil to occur.
And so, all right, okay, I'll go get her.
I'll find her, I'll bring her home. And it's evil to occur to a little girl as well,
when the option is, well, I could just kind of keep an eye on this little boy that nothing's evil to occur to a little girl as well. When the option is, well, I could just kind of keep an eye
on this little boy that nothing's happening to.
Yeah.
Also, isn't there also a layer of,
he knew that, she's fourth sister, right?
Settigand?
He knew it was fourth sister who, who,
strong sister, third sister.
He knew that third sister kind of wasn't done. Like,
she had strung up Navi. Um, that was his name, right? Navi Nari.
She's strong. Um,
in an effort to smoke him out in an effort to,
cause she's doing her own thing
Yeah, she and she's got a hunch on account of the fact that she also uses the force
Yeah, she's got a hunch and so she's not done even though the other inquisitors are like nah man fuck it. We're done here
She's like yeah, she's got some sort of like threads going so on some levels. This is still somewhat self-serving and
You could say serving the community by absentee himself from it, but honestly he was out in the desert anyway
Although she would have just tortured people to bring him into town
Yeah, but um
by him leaving
She no longer has a compelling reason to stay either
That's true so yes by him leaving, she no longer has a compelling reason to stay either.
That's true.
So even, even,
he's not looking to save himself in, in, in so doing.
He is looking to minimize suffering on some level. Like it's,
you could take the force from Kenobi, but you can't take Kenobi.
You can't completely take him away from yeah. Yeah
like he he
He believes that they've lost
And the only like whatever whatever is gonna wind up happening that's gonna solve things isn't gonna be me
Right, you know we we got to keep an eye on Luke and Leia because you know They're they're they're the only thread of hope we have, but he's kind of given up.
Yeah.
Like, you know, and so...
He has pushed them on the barge across the river.
You know, and he's staying on his side of the shore.
And then somebody's like, hey, Leia fell off.
He's like, but I'm like watching Luke over here.
Son of a bitch.
Like, yeah.
So...
Yeah.
So, he can't not go save her.
Right.
But she's very obviously.
She's also equal in status in his mind too.
Yes.
You know.
Yes.
But yeah, so, but you're right.
He can't not go save her.
And he's also very, you were saying.
Yeah.
He's deeply reluctant and he is wrapped up in his own trauma in his own fear
Yes, and you know, we have the moment where we have the moment where he's like
clearly
Conflicted about whether he's gonna bring his lightsaber along
Mm-hmm, like you can you can see him getting it out and he's like, you know, there's, there's this amazing, just like knocks all of this out of the fucking park.
Like his, his portrayal, like his eyes in,
in, in all of these episodes, his,
his carrying all of this was absolutely fucking amazing.
Like, yeah. Yeah. And so then as the, as the series plays out,
his web of moral obligations gets wider and wider. You know,
first it's just, I'm going to get her,
I'm going to get her back to the organas and then I'm coming back here and I'm
never leaving again and I'm done. Right. Right. That's, that's what he's got.
That's, that's the, that's the speech you can like,
you can see on his face that he's got in his head as he's leaving. Right.
But every time they run into some other situation,
he, he, he can't turn away,
because he's still carrying this very Catholic sense of moral responsibility
and moral duty.
Well, for a thousand generations,
they were the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy. Yes.
Like, yeah, like, you know,
so as he gets farther and farther into his quest
His connection to the force strengthens and his confidence grows. Yeah
His first come back. Yeah in his first duel with Vader
His only goal is escape
Right. That's the one in the quarry, correct? Yeah. Yeah, he just wants to every every move in that fight is extend an escape
Yep, get away the fuck out here
Yeah
The fight choreography is amazing at showing the characters of Kenobi and Vader as they progress through the story. Yeah
in that in that first fight Vader
is
All straight lines all you, full on attack.
And Kenobi is flailing and his posture,
like his stance is wonky.
Yeah, his stance is wonky and wobbly and low.
Like he's hunched, he's crouching the whole time.
Like whoever the fight choreographer was,
and I should look it up, oh my God,
it was an amazing piece of character work
through that choreography.
Yeah, they really got the characters right with them.
And also one of the reasons Vader's all straight lines too
is because he's still dealing with
his new body
Well, this has been
Nine years eight years nine years. Yeah, but he's still I mean how many fights as Vader had to be in
That's true. No, that's a good point. Yeah, so
Most of them haven't been fights. They're, it's just been him marching in a straight line. Right.
All I sense is fear and dead men, you know,
because he's the dragon. Yeah. Um,
and I'm, I have, I have more to say about fader later on.
I have so much to say about Anakin Vader later on. Um,
but in the Imperial base chase, he succeeds in holding back the ocean when an underwater
window gets cracked.
Vader does?
No, sorry, Obi-Wan.
Yeah, yeah.
And Obi, like, you know, and, and I have a couple of side notes here.
First side note
If you're building an installation that far underwater, why do you have windows?
Star wars just another just another question about imperial architecture and like osha violations like
Nothing has a railing
Well this okay. So this is pre this is pre episode four
When nothing had a railing yeah, it's not like they would have had railings and gone like okay
That was too expensive yeah, you know in the next iteration
No, like this is when they've just started conscripting guys. Yeah, no shit from Shinola
Yeah, like well clearly their architects don't know shit, architects and engineers. This is the overextend period
And hope that nobody knocks it down period okay, so it's not so much that they're like we're gonna build an underground thing
It's like we need a base underwater. We have that base over there alright. Let's lift it up and put it underwater
But we'll seal up the doors better. Yeah, well this would be fine. Yeah
Pretty much. Yeah, actually.
So, uh, you know, he, he,
he's growing in his abilities by that point and he's able to hold back,
you know, literal tons of sea water.
And, um, also the other side note about that episode,
I absolutely loved that episode because it felt a hundred percent like an old West End games, Star Wars, RPG adventure.
Oh yeah. Yeah. I had notes of like, here's what you include in my kids games. Yeah. Like the pacing,
the, the interactions, the twists, like all of it. And,
and I want everybody in the audience to completely understand. I am,
I am saying this with all of the praise in my heart
because it was, oh, it was so good. Um,
and then by the, by the final episode of the show,
Kenobi stands toe to toe with Vader.
He has reopened himself fully to the force.
And, um, again, the fight choreography,
yeah, his, his whole character, his whole stance has completely changed. And it is through his choosing to do the right thing that he rediscovers himself and his
connection to the force, which is to say God, and accepting his duty clears the path for
him to achieve the next part
of my argument. Okay. At the climate, this is,
this is it at the climax of episode six,
as he's lying under a metric ton of rubble dropped on him by Vader,
he sees Luke and Leah
and the duty he has to protect them combined with the hope
they represent gives him the strength to then finally fully reawaken his connection
to the force.
I have more to say about that scene attached to a different Catholic theme though
later on. Okay.
As the last note while
we're talking about moral duty mm-hmm I want to mention Owen oh please do
Owen Lars yeah because as much as he comes across as an asshole in episode
four I don't think he does well all right oh well okay you know I mean I
don't think he does because I've read Luke talking
about him in Children of the Jedi.
Okay.
Because I've like, I don't think he does
because I retconned him through my 20s
by reading all the EU.
So you're right, he does come across as an asshole.
When you're a kid seeing the movie for the first time,
he's an asshole.
Yeah.
Here, he's a badass. He's an asshole. Yeah. Here he's a
badass. Yes he is. In in Mos Espa, third sister gets in his face all medicine
quivering barely restrained hatred. Like shit coming off our Wow Kenobi is literally just yards away. Yo
Owen does not like
Kenobi no, he doesn't they have literally just had a conversation minutes before yeah, leave my kid alone
Yeah, that's it
Like no, he does not like personally. He does not like Kenobi. He doesn't very much like the Jedi
There is a really good chance. He could be killed by the inquisitors for not talking mm-hmm
But he stands there like a boss
Yo, and he keeps his fucking mouth shut
Because it's the right thing to do yes
because it's the right thing to do. Yes.
Whoa.
Just all the props, like, so.
And it's like, it's everything I love about Star Wars,
almost all of it.
The aesthetics are Jedi heavy,
but the philosophy, I've always loved the people
without the force.
Because they live in a world with space wizards doing evil ass shit and in a crushing bureaucracy.
And you still have a guy who's basically the orphaned son of a gas station attendant who
blew up the fucking Death Star in Wedge.
You know, you still have a guy who just was charming
and good at administrating a really small
Tobanna gas mining thing, and he blew up a Death Star.
That's Lando.
And yeah, you got Owen, who's just like,
get off my fucking lawn
when when he can yeah prior to that he's like I
I have to live here. So I'm gonna keep my mouth shut and and hope that you
Don't feel provoked enough to prove yourself again because y'all already done killed someone yeah yeah so so yeah and I think
this is gonna be where we put a pin in it okay for this episode sure sure I
have a whole lot more to say because there's just so much here. But putting the pin in it here, where are you? What's your take away?
What do you think?
Well, you know, I'm going to be very interested in what you do in the next episode to reconcile
this lens that you're using with the intended focus of the director, the writer, the candlestick maker
on Kenobi's trauma. Because that was a central character more than Kenobi was.
And it'll be interesting to see that because it's clear he is so traumatized that he has,
for lack of a better term, lost the faith.
And he's seeing evil rise up and he has failed.
He's traumatized completely.
He is hollowed out.
He is husked by his failure.
Not a moral failure, but a failure nonetheless.
In fact, maybe that's worse. And his trauma is a really
important and vital piece of this thing. And then ultimately, it's Third Sister's trauma
as well that takes center stage in the latter episodes. And it's you're seeing in many ways this reminds me of the
episode that I had while you were gone with Dr. Cruz where I discussed the inverse
trauma, right? The inverse parallel of Speedball and Spider-Man. You have two different reactions
to the exact same trauma because they're both Order 66 traumas.
They're both an encounter with Vader.
It's just one, she was left broken and wounded,
and the other one, he left him broken and wounded.
Yeah.
And so one becomes an instrument of hate and she's out for revenge,
and the other one is like, I just, I don't even want to raise cabbages. I just, I'm gonna die here. I can't take my
own life. So I'll be interested in seeing how you navigate those two things with the
Catholic lens that you're bringing to bear. Oh yeah. Yeah. What you're reading well what I'm gonna recommend
Is the book orthodoxy by GK Chesterton and I'm pretty sure I've probably recommended at least once before but
when
When you're talking about the Catholic lens
Chesterton
does a very good job of being
entertaining and clear about ideas within specifically Catholic theology that can be hard to wrap your head around.
Um, and I am a very big fan, not only of this work, but of his, of his fiction.
I'm a big fan of the father Brown mystery series.
Um, but, uh, yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna recommend that as a kind of a, kind of how Catholic orthodoxy works on a mental level.
All right.
So how about you?
Well, I'm going to recommend two books.
The first one is called Kenobi by John Jackson Miller.
It is now considered legends, but at the time when it came out it was part of the EU
canon. One of the things I've loved about Disney is that once they declared all
the books that are behind me as no longer canon, they then started picking
and choosing from the good ones to do good shit, or they picked good things
from even the bad ones to do good shit. Kenobi was an excellent book,
and it essentially was the source material.
Yeah, you know, source material for this series
in a lot of ways.
So when people said, oh my God,
they're gonna come out with this,
I was like, oh cool, I've read the book.
I'm interested in seeing what they do.
And this took a very different focus.
So in many ways, cause he stays on Tatooine,
it's not him going off and hunting down Leia,
but at the same time,
he does help a family, he does rescue a family
and stuff like that.
It's really good.
And also in Shadowhunter, he does go sleuthing.
So if you're interested in that that that one he's actually kind of
Orbiting Darth Maul on Coruscant without realizing it
So and that one's set many many years early. It's before he has a beard. It's it's while he still has his braid
Cool, so but the other book I'm gonna recommend is by Christopher Moore, and it's called lamb
Lamb, okay, okay the gospel according to Biff Christ's childhood pal
I've heard of this one. Oh, I love this book. I love this book. It was so good when I read it. Um, I really genuinely
It's it's rare that I will sympathize with a character so hard as I did with Biff
as he's talking to Judas after Jesus is dead.
Oh, wow.
And Judas had some really good shit to say.
Wow.
And Biff was just all rage.
And it's oh man it was really good.
Anyway, spoiler alert.
Yeah.
But it's yeah it's a really fun read.
It is irreverent as hell.
But at the same time it gets at the tone of camaraderie, which I really
really liked. So those are the two I'm gonna recommend. Nice. Very cool. You remain, I
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