A Geek History of Time - Episode 307 - A Warren Piece, Watership Down Part I
Episode Date: March 14, 2025...
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You know, for somebody who taught Latin, your inability to pronounce French like hurts.
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luxurious live your weird fucking dreams kind of life
is something worth noting.
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I got into an argument essentially with with some folks
as to whether or not
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I was like, the Nazis committed genocide.
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Where we connect nerdery to the real world.
My name is Ed Blaylock.
I'm a world history teacher here in Northern California.
And today, my son managed to ride his bike close to close to a full block without having to stop or you know put his feet down.
And what's funny about that is he had gone out a couple of weeks ago with his grandmother and she had forgotten to take his helmet.
And so he was practicing on grass at the park because you know
if he fell there's more cushion there and
He was able to keep going in the grass for like 36 a count of 36
She was counting how long he could keep going and he was really reamped really excited
Well, we didn't really have a chance because all kinds of stuff going on to get him on his bike since then but today
He and I went out and he had his helmet and I was trying
to explain to him you know it'll be easier for you to pedal on a paved
surface but he was like no I don't I don't I don't want to fall and get hurt
I know all right okay and we and we were working on the grass in the park
whenever and then finally on our way home, he got up close to the sidewalk,
close to the walkway to get home. And he said, okay, well, okay, so give me one more push.
And I said, well, you know, kiddo, if I give you one more push, you're going to be on the
sidewalk. And he thought about it for a second. He said, okay, well, give me a push. I said,
okay. And he got up on there and he immediately noticed exactly how much simpler it was, like
how much less effort it required.
And at one point, as we were walking home, because it's a couple of blocks away, as we
were walking home, I actually had to tell him to stop because he was getting ahead of
me and getting going too fast.
And I was like, you're going to get too far away from me to help you.
And so I, what he was beaming, grinning ear to ear,
and I was just as proud as could ever be. So that's that I had, I had a really great dad moment
earlier today with that.
So that's me.
What about you?
Well, I'm Damian Harmony.
I am a US history teacher up here in
the Northern California area. And I was I've been watching a
show with my kids for probably going on, you know, six, seven
months now. I they're old enough to watch being human the
American version. Okay, really cool characters really cool,
like just like the twists and the turns are
while the whole thing is completely contrived and sounds ridiculous, it's done really really well and
it's become a favorite and
we come to the the the last episode or a second to last episode of the second season and
the thing is there's a werewolf a
last episode of the second season.
And the thing is there's a werewolf, a ghost and a vampire living together trying to keep their humanity trying to they're
basically a sober living group.
Okay, is really what it is.
Okay.
And they're trying to support each other, you know, knowing
that they're all gonna fall and how to pick back up and all
that. The thing is, if you are a werewolf or a vampire you can see ghosts
Okay. All right. Yeah, so penultimate episode of the second season
the eclipse happens and it shakes everything up
Ghosts that have been shredded come back just for the time being of the eclipse which
totally sucks. Okay for the few minutes that... Yeah. Vampires don't seem to have anything happen but the
the werewolves turn for the duration so they start their turn early you know and and so the
werewolf is running from his girlfriend that he was going to talk about this
with probably within a day or so he was, you know,
kvetching over whether or not he should he's running from her.
And she finally corners him in an alley and he turns around and he's growing the,
you know, the Wolf chops and now the claws and she runs away from him and gets
hit by a fucking car. And he goes to take care of her and he keeps turning.
And there's people gathering around so he takes off running
Which is the responsible thing to do?
Yeah, he comes back that evening after the eclipse is finished. He sees her sitting on the curb
And he sits down and she goes to touch her and she's like no no keep your hands away from me
and so he sits down next to her and
He she's like so this was it. This is why you left me. This was all this and he's like, yeah
Yeah, and she he's like I can protect you from this. I absolutely can't she's like dude
You're too late
And then she looks past him and you turn around and the reveal is they're wheeling they're putting her in the coroner's wagon
Well ghost yeah, and my daughter's now dropped open
It is rare that my kids get surprised and my I hear from my son next to next to me and he's like I
Feel so bad for him right now. Like yeah, yeah, and they're just both gobsmacked. I'm like, yeah
All of their flabbers gassed it. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah also I
found on
By the time this releases we may or may not have tick-tock anymore. I don't know
But yeah, when talked tick-tock was still a thing. I found somebody posted the intro to Fraggle Rock and
I'd shown this to my kids when they were much younger
The point where Julia doesn't remember like in the same way that she doesn't remember I had red hair
Like a hint of a memory
And she's like why why do I know this song I was like cool
So we finished the Muppet show finally where I'm gonna switch this over to Fraggle Rock. It's very cool Yeah, very cool. Anyway other things that I haven't shown them. I showed my kid. I showed my daughter
Watership down the miniseries the four-parter that Netflix put out but I'd never shown her the 78 version
You you shouldn't
She's 12 fine. Yeah as of this reporting she's almost 13. Okay. Well as of this release, she's almost. Yeah as of this reporting show with 13
Well as of this release she's almost 13. Yeah, but I
Don't want to reshow it to her because again. She was really young. She doesn't remember too much of it
But that's what sparked her interest in Mouseguard Guelph and all kinds of stuff. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense and
She and her brother used to write stories about cats and stuff like that. Like, you know, yeah
That's great. Yeah, I'm just saying I
Think I speak for a large segment of our generation
Say that that that is a 78
animated feature It's like 15 16 maybe
Okay, I understand.
Traumatizing.
Yeah, it is.
Traumatizing.
The reason for that though is because when it came out,
liberalism was like on the ropes and running out of steam.
And people were really disappointed and unable to see
any way through it.
And it wasn't answering their basic needs.
And so they turned to an ultra right wing politician who worked on populism through
identity politics and promised essentially to hurt the people that they felt should get
hurt.
Like, see the 2018 version is totally not like that.
So totally not like the piano and showing them at this time time I don't see how the parallels would be there
So I don't think the trauma will be there because we're in a much better place now
See the layer the layer of sarcasm
Involved in that entire delivery. Yeah is it's on like I've seen not even yeah, it's not even frosting
That's yeah, that's that's an issue of density.
Yes, it's stopped.
But you actually you back me over.
You back me over backward into the actual name of this particular podcast,
Watership Down, traumatic cartoons that crop up when liberalism is running out of steam.
So.
OK, great. Now, have you ever read the bow?
Yeah, I
Have I have not?
Joel it's been a very long time
I wound up and I don't know if I finished it actually now that I think about it, but I picked it up I
Want to say I was in high school
picked it up I want to say I was in high school now that's interesting want to say I was in high school see if I haven't finished a book I will never say
that I read it I I read I read most of it at least but I don't I don't I'm not
saying I didn't finish it but I don't I don't remember for sure whether I did because I know the cartoon
It might have spoiled it for you anyway
No, I actually I think I did
I now now I you know thinking real hard about it. I did finish it and
I remember
Being kind of surprised that the book didn't leave me as like shocked and
and, you know, just like gut punched as as I remembered the cartoon.
And then I had to think about it for a minute and go, well, yeah, okay, I'm actually, you
know, the age, you know, I'm old enough now that, you know, it's not, you know, okay. I'm actually you know the age You know I'm old enough now that you know it's not you know
Inappropriate for me to be watching it like I was when I was you know sick sure
The first time I saw it, so you know okay? Well. Yeah, I have not read Watership down
I saw it first as a British cartoon in the mid 1980s
when my parents checked it out of the San Francisco
main branch library because VHSs and VCRs and such.
Yeah.
It came in a brown, non-descript plastic box
that only had one hollowed out peg
for the bottom spool of the VHS.
You might remember these.
Had a plastic sleeve that stretched across its middle,
and it had a title and a director listed on it on
The very library card font that they used at the time. Oh
Wow watershed down Martin Rosen, that's all it said. Oh
See no that was that was
The the librarian responsible for adding that to the collection in that condition was in fact
neutral evil I
You know, I don't know I mean I
librarians have a lot of
discretion and
Autonomy and a lot of ways in determining things and at the same time
autonomy in a lot of ways in determining things and at the same time
This is a movie that was based on a book that had won children's book awards
Yeah, yeah they to me they get a pass and since it was a cartoon yeah adapted from a children's novel There were no warnings for the horror that was to come
And British animation style only added to that horror
to my maybe seven or eight year old self
who got to watch it on our TV in the living room.
So I'm mostly gonna confine my examination here
to the two animated movie adaptations
that have occurred in my lifetime.
Which means that I'm not going to cover
the British TV series that went for three seasons
from September of 1999 through December of 2001.
Even though it absolutely does represent tremendous bait to me doing that, given that it straddles 9-11.
Yeah. Well, yeah, I'm, I'm, I have to say I'm impressed in a way that you didn't wind up going after that
because that's, that's like podcast catnip for you.
Yeah, but because I never watched that
and probably more importantly,
because the production for the cartoon was all but done
by the time of the filming of Master in Disguise,
I don't really think that the tragedy of that day
influenced the production to the point
where I could analyze it in any way.
Got it, got it Yeah, now that said their app is their episode was titled the last battle which started their season 3 it
Had it released on 9-eleven
Boy how's that for
Unintentional prophecy yeah well and in it they finally triumph over general wound wart driving him out of effrafah and destroying it and liberating everybody in the process
Oh, yeah, what that fucking means, but they had they had that in the can like that is not yeah
Yeah, yeah, but I will be does by the way
John Hurt did the vocal work for hazel in the original. Yes. He did the vocal work for
for hazel in the original yes he did the vocal work for
Wound wart in the TV series not in the one that we that I will be discussing but in the BBC TV series
Now okay, that's a that's a parallel. That's why John Hurt has done that
He played Winston Smith in 1984 and then he played Adam Suttler in V for Vendetta the giant face on the score
Yeah, no. Yeah. Yeah, just that weird kind of mm-hmm like they keep stunk casting that so yeah
I don't know. It's John Hurt. I don't know if you can stunt cast John
Oh, yeah, like that's twice that they they played okay
You're gonna play this guy and then you're gonna play the guy who beleaguered him
Yeah, like well ultimate evil who beleaguered the every man that we follow yeah, that's that's something
Yeah, no, I don't know what I do get what you're saying. Yeah, you know if we had a nickel for every time it happened
We'd have two nickels, but it's weird that it happened twice right it is on to to paraphrase dr. Doofenshmirtz
You know but yeah
Huh yeah
But I will be discussing the first film adaptation that was released in the fall of
1978 and the four-part film adaptation that was released in the winter of 2018
Okay, but in order to get to the movie, I got to get through the author
So let's talk about Richard George Adams
Richard George Adams was born in 1920 to a country doctor and his wife Evelyn and Lillian Adams
British names famously were bisexual for a very long time
Right. Evelyn was the husband
from what I could find, Richard had three other
siblings although I could only find the birth date of his sister who was nine years his
elder. Now they lived in the countryside of Berkshire. Berkshire. Berkshire. Berkshire.
Which was a rural community just outside of Newbury, probably Newbury. Newbury. Yep. And he was often left to his own devices and he grew up isolated and exploring the countryside quite a bit kind of like
Gary Larson to be honest
Sounds yeah. Yeah parallel. Yeah
Now Adams loved growing up and exploring the areas around his home
he fell in love with both the land and the creatures that he saw inhabiting the land. And I got a quote from him from, if I recall, I think this is from his memoir. He said,
I can't remember ever to have done anything, anything at all, more delightful than walking
on the crest of the downs, looking away to the purple heat rimmed edge of the horizon.
So his memory of this is exactly what you would hope
your child would grow up with if you live
in such a rural place and you decided to stay
in such a rural place.
The downs, it refers basically to the hilly surface
of the countryside.
Yeah.
It's called the down, okay.
I think it goes to an old English word
or some shit like that, but they're the downs. Like everything, yeah, it goes to an old English word or some shit like that. But it's there. The downs like like everything.
Yeah, it goes back to it to an Anglo-Saxon or possibly even Viking term.
But yeah, now there's like eight well-known areas in England that are referred to in this way.
But suffice to say, the areas that look like something that could be the generic
nature looking background of a new computer screen is the downs.
Yeah, yeah. The default Microsoft screen image.
Yeah.
Yeah, is a textbook example.
Yes.
So during World War II, Richard was called up into the British Army.
Again, remember, he was born in 20.
He's called up into the British Army and he ended up as the liaison officer for his
brigade in Palestine. But he also served in Europe and the Far East. But he never actually saw combat and he it seems that he was
the liaison officer for an air brigade.
for an air brigade
Okay, so he never saw combat he was a remp, but
He knew people who would go off and die
Yeah so
Now fortunately for the duration of the war he never saw combat he got out in 46
Doesn't mean he didn't bond with the men who did engage in combat and it seems that he actually grew quite attached to several
Who didn't make it back?
When he came back he did as most British people do stuff it way down
Get on with his life and yeah got his bachelor's and master's degree after that both in modern history
And then he entered into the Civil Service in
1948 And then he entered into the Civil Service in 1948. Okay.
Now because he continued to enjoy living in Berkshire,
he'd commute about an hour each way to work
via train every day.
Oh, hey.
Yeah.
I've done that.
Yeah.
And those commutes took him right through
the same countryside that he'd loved,
and it allowed him to watch the rabbits
and their interactions out the window
every morning and every evening.
And then, because England had
basically a burgeoning middle class,
he could afford a car and he and his wife afforded a car,
they had two kids, I think they had two kids,
they might have had three.
And he'd drive his daughters on long car trips
over on the weekends.
Now this all came from his obituary
in The Guardian, by the way.
And he would make up stories for them
about the rabbits that they'd see out the windows.
And eventually this led to people telling him
that he should really write this stuff down.
And so he did.
About 200,000 words worth
Which is a full manuscript about a group of rabbits whose Warren was destroyed and had to find a new place to live and that
Manuscript got rejected by all the big publishers and many of the smaller publishers
and
Finally a small and independent publishing house called Rex
Collings took him on. It was just a guy. Oh wow, okay. Yeah, and he took him on.
And I've got a quote from Rex later on, but for context, Adams started writing
the book in 1966 and he finished it two years later because he
was still working for the Civil Service. Right. Now the book finally gets published
in 72 so he's shopping it around for the entirety of yeah of those four years. By
1974 it had sold a million copies, won several prestigious awards, and it
enabled him to spring from that into
his second novel, which I think was called Plague Dogs, which gave him the ability to
quit the civil service entirely and pursue writing full-time.
Oh, wow.
So starts writing it in 66, finishes it in 68, shops it around for four years until it
gets picked up. Once
it gets picked up, it runs through its first print and if I recall, and I
think I wrote this down later, Collings made sure that he couldn't even afford
to give Adams an advance. And that's pretty standard for book writing. Yeah. Yeah
And he made sure though that a copy ended up in the right hands all across the place
That included going I think to Macmillan and Macmillan basically after they printed a second time Macmillan's like
We really want to put this out there and it went bonkers like yeah
The cop is multiple off like rabbits like rabbits so anyway to write Watership
Down Richard Adams consulted the private life of rabbits which was a book that
was written by RM Lockley this was because he really wanted to understand
rabbit culture and and really get it down as far as accuracy goes when describing these anthropomorphized bunnies
Right now Lockley himself was a Welsh naturalist
He was an ornithologist and the father of a paleontologist later on
in
1927 Lockley leased an island off the coast of Wales that was populated by zero people.
And he figured what he was going to do on that island is capture and breed the rabbits on that
island for money. Because back then people fucking ate rabbits. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's the thing.
It's always been weird to me that we didn't in the 1930s. Like, and I'm not saying nobody did, but I remember there were giant rabbit roundups
where like people in Kansas and Oklahoma and North Texas
would pen in rabbits and go in with clubs
and beat the shit out of them until they died.
Yeah.
And then they didn't make stew.
They didn't make food.
They didn't make jerky.
I'm like, that is a ready supply of meat.
I don't care how gamey.
That's protein, right?
Yeah. Yeah. They didn't make jerky. I'm like that is a ready supply of meat. I don't care how game teen right? Yeah
Yeah, um I can have you ever had rabbit. Yeah, we raised rabbits actually okay
Have you ever had wild rabbit no okay? I have once
and and
It was my mother's mother
I couldn't have been more than four and
One of my uncles
Had had shot a couple of rabbits out in the back 40
and my grandmother had stewed them and
My memory of it is that was
No kidding the toughest protein. Yeah, I have ever consumed in my life
But um you weren't starving
I never was but like you know
People the 30s were they were close to it so
Again ready supplies meat grind it up make make patties out of it. That's something. Yeah, no I get I get what you're saying
You know I hadn't known that they that they they did that. Oh, I've got I found video of it
Still wearing their pants way too high up and the short guy
But they're walking
around with cudgels and they're grabbing the rabbits. Like back then, the threshold of
violence toward animals now versus then is so much higher. Right. They would just walk around with a
rabbit corpse and just like toss it because that's one of like thousands that day and it was to save their crops and I totally get that
But but at the same time like that's that's free protein here the meat like that's free
Protein, it's tough and you make it into jerky. It ain't gonna get that much tougher
No, it's really not like salt and brine it and good. Yeah like yeah, I get it
anyway, um, so Like salted brine it and good. Yeah, like yeah, I get it anyway
So Lockley was gonna capture and breed rabbits
But people he realized early on that people actually preferred to buy their pelts more than they'd preferred to buy their meat
So he shifted he
raised them for that but then
He raised them for that, but then he actually then found that people more than wanting to buy their pelts even wanted to read about them.
Okay. So he shifted again. He's like, all right, I'm not going to sell them for meat or food. I'm going to take pictures of them and write about them.
And I'm going gonna teach people about rabbits
And he even helped create the 1938 best short subject one real Oscar winner
The secret life of Gannett's or Gannett's Gannett's Gannett's their kinds again. It's a goal of Gannett. Yeah, yeah
Damnit Gannett
But he he's actually actually got an Oscar for that. All right. Yeah. So that's in 36 he made that film. It's like a 10 minute thing, but the secret life of right. And so then he he studies rabbits for a while and stuff like that. Now after World War Two ended, Lockley started mapping out foot trails for the newly created. Oh, God, Pembrokeshire. So Pembrokeshire. Pembrokes newly created Oh god Pembrokeshire. So Pembrokeshire Pembrokeshire. Okay, Pembrokeshire
Fucking just just please let me just read latin all day. Um
Yeah what I love about that that's what I was gonna say is what I love about that is I'm
It's literally english. It's literally English. Why do you have?
Is it is it trying to figure out which syllable to do it doing yes, is it okay?
There's vert
There's vowels and in consonants and like there's there's a prosody that you're supposed to go through
Like I took my son to the zoo the other day to show him like oh he had the behind-the-scenes tour for the
reptiles and oh my god he's beside himself
next episode maybe i'll remember to talk about that but yeah we went to see like we were walking
around ahead of that and and i said hey um what animals do you want to see oh let's go see uh this
and this is i'm like do you want to see the flamingos and he just looks at me like god
You wanna see the flamingos? And he just looks at me like,
God, what's wrong with you?
You make him sound like a British sub-pop band.
The flamingos. The flamingos, right?
So. Yeah, I hate you so much.
Yeah, I can totally make one.
And I can picture either one of your children
looking at you going, why are you like this?
Oh, he does
My daughter
50% of your genetic makeup kid. I don't don't knock it this this right here see this this is your future. Yeah
But but no my daughter even as she's like are you ever gonna run out of material? It's like no
She's like I'm 12. You haven't done the same gag twice. I'm like I know
By the time I do you won't have remembered. Yeah, yeah
so
But anyway, uh so it was God
Pembrokeshire Pembrokeshire
Sure
Jesus broke sure okay Pembrokeshire Pembrokeshire. Pembrokeshire. Pembrokeshire. Jesus Christ. Pembrokeshire. Okay, Pembrokeshire. Pembrokeshire.
Yeah. Come on now. It's a national park, okay? There's a new national park. He's mapping out the
foot trails. And in so doing, he also completed a four-year study in the 1950s of the rabbits
in that part of Wales. Okay, well, tried to stop
an oil refinery from being put in on the north side of the
waterway in Pembroke. Sure. Thank you. Which would ruin an
estuary because think of the bunnies. Yeah, but he failed. So
fuck them bunnies.
Well, the bunnies do plenty of that themselves.
True. That's true.
That's true.
But beleaguered by what he saw of the British government's failure to consider the long
term consequences of extractive economy and those efforts on the landscape itself, Lockley
then emigrated to New Zealand to continue to continue his study of birds.
Okay.
But the book that he wrote in 1964 the private life of the rabbit
became the go-to text for Adams and the two of them had actually become friends and
Adams always credited Lockley is one of the main sources for his successful novel and
I didn't write down what book but he actually
With Lockley's permission. He made a character that was basically Lockley. I don't think it was in plague dogs
It was another book later on okay, but go
But he always credited him as like one of the main sources for his successful novel Watership Down
Now because of Adams's desire to keep it real son
the protagonists
Although they're English speaking rabbits with human emotions, they
still do all the things that rabbits do and it's blended into their fiction in a very
non-romantic normalized way.
So they eat piss and shit, they fuck, they run, they get scared, they do all these things
and also they speak English. Yeah. So, now you have a man who was born
just after the Great War in Adams.
Right. Right.
And his father was an important doctor
at a hospital in England, so his family does not seem
to have had to serve in any way during the war.
And I find this fascinating because given my mental mapping
of how far reaching the memory of World War One is into British society,
I would have expected something. And yet this family living in the southern central part of England,
rural England, seems to have been untouched by it largely.
Or at least much less affected by anybody.
Yeah, and it grows up at a time where food scarcity didn't seem to touch them either, even though everybody was on rationing.
He serves in a, and you know, he's a doctor's son in the rural area.
Yeah.
You know, but he serves in a non-combat position in the newest branch of the British military.
But he gets to travel and when he comes back, he completes his education. He gets a bachelor's in modern history. He gets British military. Mm-hmm. But he gets to travel, and when he comes back,
he completes his education.
He gets a bachelor's in modern history.
He gets a master's in modern history.
And then he enters the civil service,
something that a lot of Brits could expect post-war,
as the welfare state was an accepted reality
and considered a bulwark against fascism
creeping back up again.
Right. Or socialism, like, really showing up. right? Yeah, that's a really good point
Yeah, yeah
Now to explain that we can be a little socialist because that's better than being you know, like those guys
Yeah, it's an inoculation comrade comrade Stalin like we don't we don't want that but yeah, you know
So now to explain this a little bit more I need to let you know about a man named William beverage
Okay
William Everett just because it's it's it's my own curiosity
Beverage ID GE or yes actually like a drink okay beverage all right. Thank you. He was born in Rangpur, India
Right okay, no problem there
Born in Rangpur, India, right? No problem there
You can you continually amaze me with what it is that you're able to pronounce and what completely fucks you up like yeah
Yeah, okay Yeah, he's born in Rangpur, India, and he's the son of the of a British civil servant over there
Beverage was educated by some very important thinkers at Oxford
specifically at Balliol College in Oxford
His mentor was Edward Caird
Who himself was a Scottish philosopher who held the chair of moral philosophy at Glasgow until he was appointed master of Balliol College in?
1883
Spilled Balliol for me
2 L's IOL
BALLL
Okay
All right, just I'm trying to see because I'm trying to remember how Bally all
Then bailiol ballet up that might be it could be yeah, so anyway no worries anyway
So cared and his wife Carolyn founded the Glasgow and West of Scotland Association for British Suffrage in 1902.
Oh, very cool.
Beverage is learning at this guy's elbow in college, and so he's under this guy's tutelage,
and he's struck by very frank advice that Carrad had given him, and he gave it to all
the grad students there.
He says, quote, when you have learnt all that Oxford can teach you, go and discover why,
with so much wealth in Britain,
there continues to be so much poverty and how poverty can be cured.
Hell yeah. Right.
So this set beverage on his path after he got his degree in mathematics and in the classics.
I'll just point out, he got degrees in mathematics and the classics.
Yeah. Because if you know your humanities humanity stem can be good for humanity. Yeah, uh-huh
And it's not like beverage actually had a chance of turning out any differently than he did because his mom was a unitarian
And his dad was a positivist and a humanist
and it was an adherence to like the traditions of August Comte's ideas of secular religion of humanity
Comte Comte
Comte Comte
so August Comte
Came up with this idea that like there should be a religion sure because it's a unifier
But it should be a religion a secular secular religion, not one that is revealed, not one that is a mystery, one that is based
in humanity. And he literally was like, that's the point. And so
that's Beveridge's dad. So when your dad and mom are like that, you're gonna end
up gravitating towards such studies. Yes. Now Beveridge, when he gets out of
college,
goes to work as a subwarden of Toynbee Hall, which is a settlement in London.
Right. And even before World War I hit, so I've rewound a bit, right? Right. Even
before World War I hit, Beverage was advocating for state intervention to
help set things right for people because industrialism and unfettered capitalism had wrought such horrible shift.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
He thought that the government should absolutely right the ship and reorganize industry and set up old age pensions for the general benefit of society,
not just for the oldsters, but so that everyone would be better off because he did the fucking math Right because he did the fucking math and he had a background in ethics and classicism
Yeah
And and now and now I realize why the name was familiar to me. So yeah
See if this pays off and let me know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah now he was
He was so much so into this idea that they should do that that from 1903 when he started at toynbee hall
Until 1909 he was working on a book titled unemployment a problem industry
In late edwardian england this made his mark as a brilliant critic of both labor institutions and social welfare at the time
He went further advocating for free school meals, old age pensions, as I'd mentioned, as well as labor exchanges throughout England.
Yeah.
Did I mention that he worked with Sydney and Beatrice Webb at Toynbee, the socialists who were some of the most important founders of the Fabian Society about 20 years prior to his meeting them?
The socialists who were some of the most important founders of the fabian society about 20 years prior to his meeting them
The whole uh, you know, yeah
So anyway because of this book he became basically the robert reich of his time. Um, he was
The comparison I like that. Okay. Um
He was the expert that government people went to when it came to unemployment insurance. So much so that Beatrice Webb, feminist, socialist, Fabian and founder of
the London School of Economics, right, introduced him to her friend Winston Churchill. Churchill
then made use of beverages expertise prior to World War I and during World War
I. So one of the things that socialists are really big on is making sure everybody has
enough food.
Yeah.
You got an army.
An hatch.
Right?
Yeah.
So a lot of the mobilization for feeding the troops was because of beverage.
And after the war, beverage ended up being the first permanent secretary for the Ministry of Food and I just
love that because
Ministry of Food comma beverage. Yeah
Yeah, well it's kind of tickling yeah, so anyway
So clearly England was getting into the idea of nationalizing things to help people not to die
Because they just spent an entire war nationalizing to help people to die
Well, you know helping non-english people to die right, you know their own people they're trying to protect
You know, were they important distinct? Were they? Yeah. Well, I mean, yes, they were in
after the fact like
You get a c-minus at best you know yes
So
I'll give me I'll give you a B for effort, but your organization sucks. Yeah, your effort is because of what you did like
Like you're cleaning it up well, but you shouldn't have spilled like you shouldn't
There's thank you for the stakes got made. Yeah, thank you for the tin helmets
During the battle of the psalm like yeah
See mine is the best okay, so in
1919 beverage quit the Ministry of Food So it was all a cart now.
I was tickled as tickled writing this as I was
when I was designing a lesson
on the American Nazi party for my students
because the guy who helped create it
was a guy named Spank Noble and he got deported
and he ended up working for the Nazis, but it didn't pay enough
So he opened a leather factory
Shit and you just know that that first year he's like, oh if he came in over budget I've been naughty
Noble and the guy that replaced him in America his last name is cunts, so it's just
I'm sure it's pronounced cool, but I don't give a fuck
so so
So there is a there's a friend of the family
Whose whose last name is KU NZ. There's no T right. It's K you NZ and and
This friend actually gets gets miffed when when people say Coons because the name is not Coons right name is cunts
Yeah, so yeah, it's cunts. It's it's
It's cunts. Yeah, and I'm sorry that your friend cunts gets muffed
Yeah, so yeah, I'll leave a mark and but
Anyway, I can hurt but I can't be angry, right?
So this is why I'm not invited to your kid's birthday, okay
There's no denial there, you know, like, we could talk about
that off there. That's fine. So anyway, he serves as director of the London School of Economics,
which wow, and that goes from 1919 to 1937. Oh, shit. The whole time he was there, it's not like
that's all he did either.
He held several service posts in the British government the entire time.
And in those positions, his influence reached thinkers and policymakers to the point where
England was Fabianing it up a bit.
It's also entirely likely that because of his strident advocacy for eugenics was there too. Oh fuck
It's too good to be true. I know
Damn it. We were we were we were getting somewhere great, right?
Yeah, in fact, he left the London School of Economics over that very subject
He was super in favor of eugenics and he said that the London School of Economics should have a Department of Social Biology
And he got really mad that then anti eugenicist sat on the chair of that program and kept it underdeveloped
See he's trying to solve poverty and so in 1909
He said that poor men who couldn't work fully should be cared for by the state cool
Okay, that such care would come at a cost quote complete and permanent loss of all citizen rights including not only the franchise
but civil freedom and fatherhood
Suffragists feminists socialists it did not matter
It was the early 1900s and eugenicists
were of all stripes because
It just makes you feel so much smarter. Like you just yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I mean, I remember I remember
What we talked about when we when we covered it in depth, but yeah
We talked about when we when we covered it in depth, but yeah
God damn it right doesn't that quote sound very anti-suffragy too
Yeah, and very sterilizing. I mean yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz it is yeah
Yeah, damn it. I know can't we can't have nice things. No, we really can't you know
Why why couldn't why couldn't his quirk have been fancy chickens?
Right like that's well, we're gonna be getting back to Adams and his quirk was like fancy bunnies. So, okay All right, I mean it wasn't but it was but it was yeah
Yeah, I know but but I did think of L. Frank bomb when I was doing the research on Adams
I'm like, oh, yeah kind of a twit. Okay
Like in the nicest way in the very nicest way. Yeah
Because I had I had kind of the same thought when you were talking about his whole, you know
career progression like
This is this is sounding like a more
This is this is sounding like a more
Middle class as opposed to genteel right L. Frank ma'am You know Frank Baum is the American like no shit
He is the American equivalent of the upper class to win of the year like yes like like you know golden retriever version
But yeah, I mean the nice version of it
Yeah
But while while he was so yes eugenicist that he was
Probably quit LSE, but he also did a lot of really important work on poverty and shit like that like yeah
His conclusion was fucked when it came to that part. Yeah, but
Yeah, it's like so it's hard to uncouple those things.
It's the one big fat nasty fly in the ointment. Like, you know, you have this great stuff
over here. But like, damn it, somebody there's a fingernail hanging on the edge of the soup
bowl. Like, yeah, damn it. So beverage wrote princes or not princes
He wrote prices and wages in England from the 12th to the 19th century as part of this effort
Okay. Wait, was he an analyst?
No, cuz that's that's an analyst title right there. He is damn son. Yeah
But the one thing the British were really good at was keeping records of shit, right? Yeah
I think the royal level of the Romans. Yeah, frankly. Yeah, but it's the it's the British royal court that keeps all this
And so yeah, he has access to all this. Yeah, so in 1933
Beverage starts a council
That would aid academics who'd lost their positions because of race because of religion or the fact that they were escaping from the Nazis for those reasons
Okay, yeah
now so
He's the best kind of eugenicist, you know, like yeah, he's not a racist eugenicist. He's only a classist eugenicist
Well ableist. Yeah, that's what I feel like
But yeah, and even now it's gonna be racist, but like like if you if you have to be one
That's at least like yeah
That's not as ugly a one again. You know what he gets a c-minus
You know it's okay. All right, he did all these really cool things
But yeah
Yeah during World War two beverage served at the request of Ernest Bevin
Bev-I-en because there's another one named Bevan
But Ernest Bevin who was the Minister of Labor during the war
So under Bevin Be beverage was was in his
specific ministry, the Ministry of Labor. Right, right. Okay. Beverage was put in
charge of the welfare department and served a very frustrating term of
service this whole time. And so he basically was like way further left than anybody else in Bevan's
Ministry
Okay, he just wasn't getting what he wanted done. Yeah, well enough. It's not comprehensive enough. It's not doing this shit
We have well, there's a couple of things going on there. Number one. It's the middle of the war
Yeah, and the labor party. Well, this is not the Labor Party. This is a ministry of labor. Yeah
And the Labor Party well, this is not the Labor Party. This is a Ministry of Labor. Yeah
Under a conservative under a conservative. That's the next thing I was gonna say was this is Churchill's
Right government. Yeah, and and at this point Churchill has you know, completely gone
Conservative side. Yeah and full autocracy too. Yeah I mean in the same way that or at least I'm gonna say totalitarian in the same way that America was totalitarian
It's a total war there is a lot more control that the government has over the people at this time
Yeah, then they ever would have allowed during during not during peacetime. Yeah, and and
the
kinds of programs somebody with beverages
And the kinds of programs that somebody with beverages, outlook and ideals and everything would be looking to try to do, you know, the people in power, number one, ideologically,
like in peacetime, they would have been like, hold up, slow down their turbo.
Right.
Right.
During wartime, they're like, okay, we only have so many resources, right?
And right now we're sending a whole lot of resources across the channel to murder Nazis
Yeah, so like the amount of resources we have here to do all of this stuff
Like we we understand this is all you know, your heart's totally in the right place
We get it but like we just don't have the stuff right, you know, yeah
So of course it was frustrated like yeah, you know
And so instead he made it his magnum opus in a lot of ways. He seized what initiative he could
In what many people thought was a do-nothing department that nobody cared much about and he put out a comprehensive report that
Exceeded the mandate of the committee that he was headed
That he was the head of by miles in December of 42
Beverage recommended an ambitious program of social planning for post-war Britain
this was in something called the Social Insurance and Allied Services report and
in it
Beverage advocated for a comprehensive
national health system, policies for sustaining
and guaranteeing employment for post-war
for people in England, government allowances
for families with two or more children,
and a comprehensive system of social insurance
that would have its benefits guaranteed by law.
So of course, the allowances had a eugenics
gradation schema attached to it, but it was something.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
And this was his, like, he hit it at just the right time because in 1945 the Atlee Labor Government took over from Churchill the the the Campaign that they run was that basically yes, Winston has done such a nice job that it's time to let him go home and rest
Had to have
Infuriated Churchill are that like oh my god, but um they use
backhand compliment somebody right there.
But also you can't deny the service that he had done. Yeah. He galvanized the people.
And also, but yeah, they use Beverages 1942 report as a blueprint for the modern British state and yeah Britain if you will
Yeah, and they pass beverage beverage was essentially the the architect
Yes of of the post-war welfare state like that's that's him. That's is that is that where you're like? Oh, that's why I remember
Yeah, I was like that's that's why I recognize the name because when we talked about Thatcher
I was gonna say this goes all the way back to episode 3 like yeah
So they passed something called the Family and Allowance Act of 1945 and the National Insurance and National Health Services Act of
1946 and the National Assistance Act of 1948
Yep. Now I want to finish up talking about Beveridge by discussing his December 1942
New Britain speech in Oxford. That's why I referenced it earlier.
Beveridge suggested the basic values that he thought would be best for Britain as a whole.
Here's what he said, quote, what kind of Britain do we want at home?
In what shall New Britain
differ most definitely from the old Britain that we have known? And then he
went on to talk about the five giant evils that nobody should ever have to
succumb to. Quote, New Britain should be free, as free as is humanly possible, of
the five giant evils, of want, of disease, of ignorance of ignorance of squalor and of idleness
Okay, and what's interesting in the written speech
You remember where he went to school right in the written speech. He didn't have an Oxford comma
You know, I'm I'm I'm gonna bring his grade down. Yeah.
D plus. Yeah. D plus.
Everything else. You know long storied career of wonderful intellectual accomplishments.
Right. That's great. You know founder of the ideals of the modern British state.
That's critically important. You know a plus for that work, but
Eugenicism mm-hmm you know brings that from from a glowing a down to a c-minus and and
Goddamnit. Yeah, the Oxford comma is civilization and so I
Cannot abide that especially for a guy who went to Oxford. Yeah, especially now like come on man. Yeah, get it together
Right. He does just unprofessional
So so yeah anyway, but here are his you know, which doesn't this sound I mean it's it's 42
Doesn't it sound like the four freedom speech? Oh, well, yeah, I mean, it's it's it's clearly following the same kind of structure
Yeah, yeah, so
It I just find it interesting that on both sides
of the Atlantic, you have people saying,
we have to restructure everything,
because look what unfettered capitalism has brought us.
It's fucked up democracy to the point where it elected fascism.
So if we ever want to stop that, we need a welfare state.
That's basically what he and FDR were both arguing for.
Yeah. Although what I find interesting and part of this is audience. Part of this is just, you know, the context in which they were speaking.
Roosevelt wasn't in the for freedom speech, freedom from want freedom from fear, freedom from trying to
remember what the what the speech one essentially is.
It was, I think it was freedom of speech and freedom of worship. FDR was not tying the four freedoms to a to a program if that makes sense he was
At least our values these these are our values. These are the things that we are that we are fighting to
Protect yeah, I mean he gave that he gave that at the beginning of 41 in the State of the Union address
Yeah, like justifying why we're doing lend-lease. Yeah. Yeah, whereas here
With the with you know talking about the five evils, right? This is no no we need
this is this is a rationale for a
for a
Brand new system a brand new system
Yeah, I mean honestly FDR had already done the new deal by for yeah. Yeah, he he had he had old
Yeah
You know the country
Kicking and screaming and some places out of the out of the Great Depression by saying you know what I like this guy kinds and
We're just gonna print more money and yeah, and you know, and I'm going to save capitalism from yourself
Yeah, we're gonna do what we have to do to to pull us out of this
For but for the mayor of Chicago
We got that Yeah, because the guy who tried to murder him in Miami hit the mayor of Chicago instead and killed him. So
There you go, yeah, but okay, so just real quick I want to reset the five giant evils right so
Want disease ignorant squalor and idleness, right?
Now you can see how eugenicist could also want to keep people from having to deal with
those.
Well, yeah.
You know, I mean, in misguided and awful and racist and all the other things that we can
attach to it as it is, eugenicists are trying to solve what they see as a problem.
Eugenicists are a classic real world example of the bad guy thinking they're
the hero. Yes. And that I'm doing what must be done. I'm doing what has to be done. This
is this is this is painful. This is unpleasant. Yeah, this is ugly. But it is what we have
to do right for the greater good right now. I mean
that's that's the that's the that means the classic argument and
You know all of the things that he's even even in the tone
He's talking about the squalor and idleness those last two. Yeah the squalor I get it
I I absolutely see it cutting one of two ways
I also don't want people living in squalor, but I blame them for it. Yeah, right. Yeah idleness
I what have I been saying from the jump is that I want to be idle
I want well, yeah, like, you know
And I've said at least a couple of times that like no no my best career option is man of leisure. Yeah
Now now saying that um at the same time
He's not able to sell this to conservatives unless
They're on board with the eugenicist aspect of what he's doing now
I'm not saying he's canny enough to do that he's smart enough, but he's a true believer in this shit
Oh, yeah in terms of the eugenics, but he's a true believer in this shit. Oh, yeah.
In terms of the eugenics. So he doesn't get credit for it, but it is how he was able to
sell these ideas to conservatives was that it would be good for the corporations to be
able to compete more purely because if the government took over the costs of health care, then it wouldn't be on their books.
So they'd be paying for everyone that way. And then the corporations could compete with each other
in a more open market. And that means that the workers would be healthier and more motivated and
more productive and become the biggest demand for British made goods as a result of not having their salaries cut
due to having to buy healthcare.
Right.
So, you know, this sounds similar to Rockefeller
like taking public education and turning it into what it was.
Yeah.
Like, hey, you want smart workers, right?
And it's just like all in service to that capitalist model,
but he sold them socialism by using the trappings
of eugenicism.
So it was as socialist as it got at the time, and conservatives were sold on it as much
as liberals and labor parties were.
After all, if you shift the conversation to be that it's utterly ridiculous to expect
individual employers to have to maintain health care and the well-being of their workers, then you're ultimately, if you basically say, look, if they have to do that, you're ultimately going to retard the process of capitalism and stunt its growth. We don't want that. Think of the capitalists.
Thus,
Think of the shareholders, right? Thus the only thing strong enough to bear the burden of the workers and their health is the state itself.
Exactly. And the only way to do that is with what he called the pressure of democracy.
Okay. So he's not, he's not Mussolini-ing it.
Okay, Mussolini was all about like, we need to make sure that the corporations are taken
care of so that they can answer to us.
No, he's saying, fly free little bird.
And the way that you can do that is that we'll take care of the workers health.
And if we do that, you're not burdened with that.
You are unshackled go forth
And then your workers will be so healthy and they'll make so much money that they can buy your own goods
He also has anybody has anybody tried saying this to our Congress
like
I'm just saying it's it's kind of a deal. We are like yeah
like you know um
Yeah, yeah, I mean this honestly
This is gonna be uncomfortable to say I'm not endorsing this but this yeah, this sounds very similar to
If you kick out all of the illegal immigrants who's gonna pick your food it has that same vibe of
Yeah, the workers are a useful resource
Yeah, therefore
Yeah, you know, yeah. Well, yeah, you know what it feels like it feels like when somebody does an economic
Analysis of the amount of money that illegal immigration adds into our system
And the fact yeah, they're one of the main things holding up Social Security
Because we're robbing them. Yeah, and it's like therefore you should be okay with open borders. It's like oh oh
I don't like that. You're on my side with that
I mean you came to the right conclusion for the wrongest reason the worst person
You know just made a really good point right god damn it damn it bill maher
Yeah, speaking of son of a bitch yeah like that's how it feels
You know that's that's that's very that's very much on point
But this was successful and this created
the national institute of health it created
nationalized health care an industrialized nation
in a
dying empire
They were able to restructure in such a way that everybody could get their fucking like health taking care of yeah
So yeah, it's like they built they built the NHS. Yeah like which which in every in every
opinion poll every single opinion poll
Britain's you know in the last 15 years 20 years
You know you see stuff coming out of coming out of the UK of like, they
don't trust anybody in government, their opinion of the opposition parties is only five or
six points better than whoever's actually in power and they hate who is in power.
You know, I'm going to get to that too.
Yeah.
But but like all of the disaffection, all of the like, you know, the government is full
of shit.
Everybody works for the government is full of shit, you know, all all of that cynicism and everything. And then you
ask him about the NHS, and it's like, Nope, 99% approval. You
know, take you can take my NHS card out of my cold dead hands,
like, you know, because there have been reports like, I don't
know if I actually made it into this this
research
But there was a report in 2018 where they looked at the nhs wait times in what they call a and e
Which is basically emergency
And in their a and e
The effort was to get everybody seen within four hours of showing up
Right, they were still like two and a half hours off of that.
Like, despite that, the NHS is still like way the fuck up there.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
More than hands. You know.
And by the way.
So, yeah, their goal is four hours and they're two hours off.
I'd really like to know what the length of time it is
on average in, you know, urban areas in the United States.
I didn't think by comparison.
Yeah.
Like, yes, it's a six hour wait.
Have you, have you been in an emergency room?
Right.
In an inner city hospital here in the U.S.
Like, you know, not even inner city air quotes, but you know in any major metropolitan area
Like let's talk about that. Shall we? Yeah
Um, so he also has uh, one of my oh by the way, I just looked it up. Um
The median wait time
Is honestly about one to two hours to see a doctor. Okay in in American hospitals, okay, so
30 minutes to see a triage nurse about two hours to see a doctor. Okay
All right
We're we're no giant fucking nation and that might change region to region and if that's that's the median though
Not the average so that's the median though, not the average
So that's why I was looking for the median, but anyway, so that's cool
All right. So now that being said you still get charged at the wazoo. Yeah, don't have insurance
But you do have insurance you still yeah. Yeah, and you you will like the amount of people going into bankruptcy every year
Yeah for medical issues. I think is close to 110,000 something like that. Yeah, it's it's nuts
And it might be more so if I find the number later remind me to correct myself
But I'm just gonna randomly throw out the phrase jury nullification
Yeah for no reason whatsoever sure in the middle of that conversation. Yeah.
So Beveridge also had one of my favorite quotes about democracy in this speech.
Okay, so we're back to 1942, the speech that he did.
He says, quote, the essential part of democracy to me is not that I should spend a lot of
time in governing myself, for I have many more amusing things to do.
But I want to be quite certain that I can change the person who governs me without having to shoot him.
That is the essence of democracy.
Okay, you know what? I never thought these words would pass my lips, But I'm going to forgive him for not using the Oxford comma, right?
so
That line right there
I I need to I need to find a nice font and print that out and put it in a frame and stick it up
Yeah, I'll kick it your way. Just shoot me a message from Miami. So anyhow beverage
the whole reason I'm telling you about
beverage is because he was the reason that Adams was able to find work after
the war as assistant secretary to the Ministry of Local Housing and Local
Government because that department hadn't existed until Clement Atlee's
post-war labor government. So without the shift that is that is blueprinted by
beverage, Adams and his wife and kids may not have gotten to continue to live in So without the shift that is that is blueprinted by beverage
Adams and his wife and kids may not have gotten to continue to live in rural Berkshire
With a job that allowed him to feed his family and have access to a motor vehicle to take them on long trips
Wow, yeah, yep
so Adam started writing Watership down in 1966.
He finished it in 1968. It didn't publish until 72.
So what's going on at that time?
Well, for one, Jesus, British progressivism was really moving forward.
But also a lot of expansion of living spaces into formerly natural places was happening.
So in other words, there's new housing going up.
From 1946 until he started writing in 1966,
there had been an increase in completed housing in England
from 49,250 houses completed in a year to 330,120 houses
completed in a year.
Yeah, almost a a year. Yeah almost a
Tenfold yeah, and that's and that's and that's the rate of construction
So that's that's cumulative. Yeah, not just that's not just you know, this is the number no No, no, no, no that is there is yeah the year prior to that there were three hundred and nineteen thousand
You know and so yeah
The year prior to that there were three hundred nineteen thousand, you know, and so yeah
That's huge growth and it's good. Yeah, but for a man who grew up untouched by the horrors of either war and who spent his time
Well, not entirely untouched in the Second World War. He lost friends
Yeah, and that did affect him deeply as I will show you later. Yeah
but but I mean,
yeah. Who, who managed, who managed to have an, an idyllic childhood in the countryside and who then, uh, managed to make it through world war two without,
you know, having to experience, yeah, without having to experience combat or come away with a physical scar anywhere on his body.
You know, yeah, having by the standards of anybody living in his generation a blessed existence.
Right. And he spent his time wandering the idyllic and bucolic areas around the community
that he purposefully returned to after his service in World War II,
you could kind of see the impetus of his worrying about the bunnies and the nature.
Yeah. Adams was an environmentalist through and through. He helped to write the Clean Air Act of 1968.
Wow. Yeah. He actually kind of reminds me of Walter Simonson's writing about the Thor frog storyline.
Remember that episode?
Yeah.
Because he saw the signs that were warning dog owners about rat poison.
Remember Simonson saw those signs?
Oh, yeah.
Because the health department was trying to drive the rats out of the apartments near
Central Park.
And remember, he thought about that.
He's like, what's going to happen in the marshlands?
Yeah. Right. and remember he thought about that he's like what's gonna happen in the marshlands? Yeah, right
So that brings us to the inciting events of Watership Down and again, I haven't read the book but I
Based on the plot summaries that I read online. It seems to be fairly faithfully held to the movies
So the plot of the movies or the book in a paragraph or less
There's a bunch of rabbits that are semi-happily
living where they live as their society is a bit stodgy, but then the bunny with ESP, a seer runt,
sort of of sorts, named Fiverr, whose brother Hazel is the protagonist. He has a vision,
and humans moving in and destroying the Warren ultimately. Fiverr tells his brother Hazel,
who unsuccessfully tells
those in charge of what's coming and is somewhat censured for it. A few folks listen to him
enough to want to follow Hazel, who is not outstanding in any particular way, and they
escape with a small party and each bring something good to the party. Hazel's judgment, Big Week's
loyalty and strength, Blackberry's cleverness, Fiverr's visions. There's others, but you get the idea.
Anyhow, they end up finding a good place
after many misadventures, including freeing a bunch
of domesticated does from a farm, running from a dog
and a badger and a cat and befriending a gull
and having to fend off General Woundwort's attacks
to keep the warren, and then Hazel dies happy
that he's created a better place for the children with multiple warrants as allies
Yeah, and now that I've said that it honestly kind of sounds like the walking dead
It kind of does
So
I'm not gonna spend that much time talking about the books other than to point out what
was happening in England and in the world when he was writing it.
So I've gotten you up to him writing it.
Then Adam starts writing Watership Down in 1966.
And in 1966, the Conservative Party has just been unseated by a successful labor effort
to unseat the
last prime minister who was from the House of Lords, a guy named Alec Douglas
Holm. It was a very slim victory and Harold Wilson became prime minister in
1964 and they squeaked by with like nine seats. This government carried out a
number of extended reforms that had stalled under
conservative parties rule and among them specifically being housing reform.
Right.
Here's some examples. The amount of money available to local authorities at special
favorable rates to encourage housing subsidies of new builds went from 50,000 pounds to 100,000
pounds in 1966 money.
Oh, shit.
Yeah. Okay, wow.
Adams's own department, the Ministry of Local Housing
and Local Government, distributed a circular,
it's like a policy memo for us, in 1966,
that said that families, quote,
ought not be split, ought not to be split
at reception centers, and that
more family privacy was desirable. In other words, don't
live so close together and don't live in housing projects. Set
these people up to buy homes to have separate homes, let's build
new cities, new towns. And this had the effect of encouraging
more and more private homeownership
And that meant that less tenements people from the tenements moving
And that meant building into places that had previously been rural and unincorporated
Council houses hit the 50 mark and the new towns that were established which boggles my fucking mind
I've never heard of a new town being established like I mean I have obviously
William but yeah, but what the fuck um
anyway
They made new towns at the behest of the government like the government was like build more towns
Yeah, like again. I live in Caucasian acres right
Yeah, like again, I live in Caucasian acres, right?
I mean I live where they built these houses I will never stop finding that name funny. I do too because I ain't telling people where I really live
Yeah, well, you know, of course not but yeah
So, I mean I live out here these where I live 24 years ago 25 years ago didn't exist. Oh
Yeah, no everything every from from where you are right now
And I'm not gonna give cardinal directions because I give clues, but like down to
Yeah down to and up to you know
Ten miles but the thing is yeah, I mean
Yeah driving out my place you're like did I get lost and then it opens up, right?
Yeah, this was still part of the city that still existed prior
Yeah, so it's not a new town. It's just you built new shit in the town like yeah in England
They were like build a new town
Yeah, name it name it a new thing. You know, yeah. Um, so between 1965 and 1970. So right when Adams was
writing Watership down, yeah, working for the Civil Service,
1.3 million new houses were built.
Sweet Jiminy Christmas.
Now further the Labor Government passed the option mortgage
scheme in 1968 when Adams
was finishing his book and still working for the Silver Service as the Assistant Secretary
to the Ministry of Local Housing and Local Government, which encouraged new home buyers
in the same way as mortgage interest rates tax relief works over here.
And those new houses didn't count for capital gains taxes, which means that
you couldn't sneak into a new tax bracket with a new asset and get royally fucked.
And I mean that literally because it's England. Yeah. And tons of regulations went into making
sure that the housing that was being built was sustainable and livable and not just minimally
acceptable. Right, right. Heating requirements were put in, uniform building regulations, etc.
All this stuff during that period of time from 65 through 70, right when Adams was writing
and trying to get his bunny book published.
And in 1967, the Housing Subsidies Act passed, which fixed interest rates for councils that
were looking to build, and it fixed him at 4%
This means more growth. Yeah, I don't know what your mortgage is
But I refied to get it to a much better number than that. Yeah, everybody looks at me like I'm a goddamn sorcerer
It will not happen again in my life
Yeah followed in
It was followed in 1968 by the Town and Country Planning Act, which was aimed at speeding up the building process in places that didn't have housing built.
Additionally, it would also protect the open countryside and designated areas like Green
Belts and what the British classified as quote, areas of outstanding natural beauty, end quote.
So you can kind of see the tension built into the very department that Adams was working in
as he's riding the train to and fro.
A train, by the way, which does figure
into the plot of the movie.
And you can also see in the UK white flight
because the Windrush generation came to London starting
in 1948.
We talked about them with the history of punk and most of them ended up in South London
and Berkshire is just to the west of London.
So it becomes one of the many places that folks start moving toward once the government
was responsive to their concerns and wants for
moving out of London. Because at the same time as all these new houses and regulations were ongoing,
there were also plenty of regulations and protective pieces of legislation that went through
specifically to help people living in urban centers. But this episode is about bunnies,
so I'm just going to leave it there that the labor government
did in fact take care of generations of people who were living in squalor, helping to improve
things and responding quicker than it ever had before to an influx of immigrants.
This will of course lead to backlash because, why are you taking care of them?
They're not British.
It's like, bro, you've made the world British.
Shut the fuck up.
And that is what's gonna allow the Conservative Party
to come back to power in 1970
under the premiership of Edward Heath.
And they held power and they tugged the Overton window
rightward for four years,
which then made the Labour Party's next efforts
about reclamation, not about carrying these policies forward, because it's the 1970s.
Now the conservatives, when they won in 1970, it was a surprise to them and just about everyone
else.
And it was in this government that Margaret Thatcher held the position of Secretary of
State for Education and Science. Okay.
Now once the, and I just, I say that because Battlestar Galactica.
But in 1974, when, what's his face, Keith, when the conservatives lose again in 74, she challenges him for leadership and
she wins it for, but now they're the minority party, they're the shadow government.
And just in case you want to see how parallel and contemporaneous hers and Reagan's efforts
were, remember in 76, Reagan challenges Ford in the primary.
So you get the same kind of thing.
Anyhow, Heath's government in the four years that it lasted from 70 to 74 saw some very
tough times that came out of good times.
Right. Yeah.
Some of it was just what was happening in the world and some of it was the knock on
effects of the British Empire.
For instance, the oil crisis of 73 was a worldwide thing, which you could arguably lay at the feet of the British Empire as well
But the troubles in Ireland were undeniably
Something you can lay at the feet of the British Empire. Hey an entirely United Kingdom issue. Yes
Um, and so in response to the energy crisis that's happening in 73 Heath declares a three-day week
So as to save on the cost of electricity
During the shortage that was due to the fact that there were work stoppages going all the way back to episode 3
Various trades unions that were trying to bargain for better conditions and better pay and this lasted from January 1st to March 7th
when the
general election was called in 1974. But when stuff like this happens and people are cold
and you're only getting to work for three days a week, and stuff like that, that's going
to hurt labor as well. And they're going to get less popular popular and if you remember the Labour Party barely won back in
66 yeah, right the conservatives surprisingly won in 70 and so in 74
Heath calls the three-day workweek. This means that TV companies were required to stop broadcasting at 1130 p.m. Oh
TV companies were required to stop broadcasting at 1130 PM.
Oh, wow. Now people have a nightly reminder of what they're losing out on.
And businesses that were deemed non-essential could only work for three
consecutive days a week and nobody could pick up extra hours.
So now people are feeling it in their pocketbook.
They're feeling it at home.
And all of this is going to hurt people.
And at first, they're going to blame the government that's in charge. But then they're also going to have a bitter taste in their pocketbook. They're feeling it at home. And all of this is going to hurt people. And at first, they're going to blame the government that's in charge. But then they're also going to have a
bitter taste in their mouth about the workers. And that's going to be easily manipulated later on.
So the general election of 1974 happens in March. And it's called by the conservatives under Heath because he was being pressured to
Yeah, and basically they framed it as who's in charge here?
the government or the unions
Now fuck them
Here's see if this sounds familiar the conservatives got more popular votes
But labor won more seats
It's one of those one of those rare occasions when in a parliamentary system something like that happens Yeah, called a hung Parliament. And yeah, it's really rare now immediately both the conservatives and labor
I love that liberals are completely left out of this. So you got like 10 seats total. Um,
But those 10 seats are kind of vital but yeah, cuz there was yeah, we're like, yeah shut up go play um
Conservatives and labor tried to create a coalition. Oh and it fell apart almost immediately. Well, it's like a coalition of cats and dogs
Yeah, like dude. No, that's not gonna work. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a coalition of cats and dogs. Yeah
No, that's not gonna work. Yeah. Yeah, so it falls apart
So the Labour Party gets the win because they have the seats majority and they take power
Now I don't want to say it's not a good time to win
but they win in 1974
like win, but they win in 1974. Like, well, we've established that the 70s just sucked.
Right. But it reminds me of Herbert Hoover getting to be president.
Like, it's like, oh, no.
Oh, son. Yeah.
Oh, buddy. Like, what even you're going to have it.
You're going to have a bad time.
It's not going to look good for you. Yeah
So yeah 74 to 79 was just about the worst time to take the reins of power if you don't want to take a fuckton of
Blame with it. Well, like just about everywhere like yes any place any place in in the Atlantic world
Yeah, you know the UK the United States yo France had a fucking coup
Canada Chile Argentina like it is not good no nowhere it is not good any
Honestly the only place that like
Probably felt like optimistic would have been like Vietnam
Yeah, cuz they just kicked the Americans out. They'd already kicked the French and the Japanese out
The French out twice. They just kicked the Americans out and then they turn around and went to China be like bro step off
Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying it was great for all Vietnamese
Yeah, but the ones who won were like no, this is good times. Yeah, they they finally had the the opportunity to be like alright, okay look
Yeah, now that we're not being bombed and losing a million of us a year
We have our country now and we can fuck it up
At least it's us fucking it up, right? You know
Yeah, but yeah, so bad time to win bad bad bad
Unfortunate time. Yeah
So now in 19th, we've got to rewind a little bit back to now
72 amid all of this watershed down is being published by Rex Collings who's like I said an individual publisher who took a risk
Yeah
In his obituary
Collings was noted as wondering if he was crazy for taking a risk on a book about bunnies
when all the big ones, all the big publishers had turned it down and
one person actually, I think she was his assistant maybe or
Yeah, because I think she wrote the obituary for it, but she praised him for being intuitively brilliant and brave for doing so
Because after all, I mean it's fucking water chipped down,
right, we all know.
Adams received no advance, like I'd said,
and that's how small the publisher was.
But the right people got the review copies,
and after Collings pressed a second edition,
this is what happened.
McMillan in the US took up the book in 74,
and it was off to the races.
And as we know, the book grew into a massive hit
at this point.
And Adams was able to quit civil service
and write full-time based on his reputation for this book
and the success of his second book,
which was about a bear worshiping religion called Shardic.
That's what it was, not Plague Dogs.
He did make a character for his Welsh friend,
Lockley, in Plague Dogs, but not Shardick. So Shardick was the second book. So what we're seeing in
England at the time of both the writing and the successful publication of
Watership Down is a period of governmental slim majority wins each time.
No clear mandate either way in a fairly a fair amount of leadership fecklessness
Okay, you know, it's kind of a grumbly vote like fine fuck we'll try you
Fine fuck we'll try you again. Yeah fine back to you then I don't find it. Okay, somebody do something different like yeah keeps being very slim votes
yeah, and
like It's it's even though there's a lot of really important
stuff that is happening. Clearly, that's not translating to the people being enthusiastic
about their government. Well, because of, of, uh, disaffection, frustration, economic instability,
like, yeah. So despite the fact that there's these efforts to build more housing and expand people's rights for those who've been underserved for 30 years
Or so it doesn't translate to people being
Enthusiastically in support of the government doing what it's doing
Yeah in his own autobiography the day gone by
Richard Adams said that he based a lot of watershed down on what he saw in Operation Market Garden and the Battle
of Arnhem and I'm going to finish with that part before I get to the well we'll
we'll get to the movie soon but I will probably finish after reading this now
real quick the Battle of Arnhem in a paragraph or so was part of Operation Market Garden.
The Battle of Arnhem was a nine-day battle wherein the Allies fought to seize the Belgian towns of Arnhem,
which had two important bridges as well as rail lines, making it very important for an Allied advance toward Germany.
Now predictably, the Nazis fought to keep it, and because of the delays up the line for the Allies,
the British Second Army was defeated, suffering thousands of casualties, deaths and captures.
Now this battle was the beginning of the end for Operation Market Garden,
which was the final British failure of the war.
Arnim wouldn't be rescued from the Nazis until April of the
following year in 1945 in something called Operation Anger. Arnim, like I said, was the
final major loss for the British Army and it still served as a solid example of the kind of fighting
spirit that the British wanted to claim as categorical for themselves. But it was a loss.
And Adams specifically based the struggles of Hazel's Warren
on the struggles of the 250 Company of the 1st Airborne
Division.
Oh, wow.
Now, in this battle, famously, a messenger pigeon
got a crucial message across at a crucial time
that saved about 2,000 British soldiers.
OK. Now, Operation Market Garden was a failed attempt at creating a wide bulge
in the German territory to give the Allies a northwestern approach into
Berlin, because that was the idea.
Some people wanted just a slow marching line.
Other people wanted let's just dagger through the heart.
And this operation was all about seizing bridges using the four hundred and
fourth forty one thousand airborne forces and fast ground forces to capture the bridges and advance quickly enough to meet up with the airborne
Who were dropped behind the Nazis lines?
It didn't work due to the fierce resistance of about a hundred thousand German troops
Who were able to delay some of the most important coordinated successes that were needed to take the town of Arnhem specifically.
So it's kind of the linchpin in many ways
to Operation Market Garden. Now, Anthony Beaver,
famed British military historian, he wrote, he's written a lot of books actually about World War II.
He said that it was a failure from start and right from the top. He is right from the start and right from the top. Right. Very British. Yeah. Now some of it was because Montgomery and Patton were dick waving at each other and not wanting to listen to Eisenhower.
The point is that there's lots of struggle, hard fighting,
a lot of frustration, a lot of loss.
Adam said that Hazel was based on his commanding officer,
Major John Gifford, and Bigwig was based
on Captain Desmond Kavanaugh.
Kavanaugh was killed in action on September 19th, 1944,
at the age of 25.
When his jeeps and a party of about 20 men
were ambushed by German troops when they crossed the
Dryans Bruges bridge
Trying to recover supplies that had been dropped off the mark. Okay, so drop the supplies, but they gave you sideways So it's like let's go get those they get ambushed
Here's what Adam said of both men and I quoted wholesale from his book. Okay
It would be wearisome and not really helpful to give a character sketch of each officer in the company and I quoted wholesale from his book. Okay.
It would be wearisome and not really helpful to give a character sketch of each officer in the company.
There were about 12 or 13 altogether,
and they comprised a very strong team,
much stronger than any I had yet to come across.
Apart from that, collectively,
they have an importance to this book,
since later, from my memory,
they provided the idea for Hazel and his rabbits
in Watership Down.
By this, I do not mean that each of Hazel's rabbits corresponds to a particular officer
in the 250 Company.
Certainly the idea of the wandering, endangered, and interdependent band, individually different
yet mutually reliant, came from my experience of the Company.
But out of all of us, I think, there were two direct parallels. Hazel is John Gifford and Bigwig is Patty Kavanaugh.
I really cannot avoid the description of John Gifford, although he will hate it and may
even be angry with me, though I very much hope not, because he has had as much influence
on my life as James Hunt or Richard Hyscox, if not more. Yet, of all the things, he always hated any kind of
flourish, ostentation, or, well, bullshit, so I apologize to him. John Gifford was, at this time,
I suppose, about 33 or 4. He had been an architect in civilian life before the war, and he was a
bachelor. He was about 5 feet 9 inches tall and had a rather high color and black hair
He was pleasant looking enough or he was pleasant looking without being spectacularly handsome and he wore glasses
He moved well and had a quiet clear voice when which he never raised except when giving commands on parade
He seldom exclaimed and never swore. I'm just gonna break in real quick
He sounds thoroughly unremarkable
Yeah, which is how hazel is yeah, okay?
Back to the thing everything about him was quiet crisp and unassuming. He was the most unassuming man
I have ever known when giving any of his officers an order. He usually said please would you like to or perhaps you'd better?
He could be extraordinarily cutting at least one sensed it
At least one sensed it like that because a rebuke from him was so quiet and so rare
And because everyone had such a high regard for him that you felt his slightest reproof very keenly
He was an excellent organizer
One of his strongly held principles was that it was important to get the right person into the right job and the wrong person out. This went right down to the level of
private. I had never consciously thought about this principle before. Anybody can
do anything. But I realized it all right after I had been under John Gifford's
command for two or three weeks when he gently pointed out to me that the reason
why my platoon administration was in such a mess was that Lance Corporal Tull was entirely the wrong sort of person to be trying to do what I had
told him to do. Since then, I have needed no further telling. John Gifford was brave
in the most self-effacing way. One morning, a few months later, when I had learned my
way around the company and knew what was what, I missed the OC at breakfast, and since no one else happened
to be nearby, asked the mess-waiter, Ringer, if he knew where it was.
Quote, Oh, the major went out early, sir.
He heard him last night.
He heard last night that some of the gunners were jumping this morning and fixed up to
join them.
End quote.
No one else knew about this.
Jumping is a frightening and unpleasant affair.
John Gifford was not in command of a parachute platoon
But he made it his business to do as many jumps as anyone else in the company and had and to say nothing about it
So very hazel yeah
Now his discussion of what happened to Kavanaugh is also in in this
quote of what happened to Kavanaugh is also in this. Quote, during the week, and remember Kavanaugh
dies and he's the one Bigwig is based on. During the week, despite the adverse weather, planes were
flown from England to drop supplies to First Airborne. They had a bad time from German Flak
and many were lost. There were no ground to air communication, bad fault surely on Account of this and also because the situation on the ground was so confused and in the rain visibly visibility was so bad
most of the panniers
Paniers, it's like pallets. Okay fell outside the Oosterbeek perimeter
Colonel pack asked Patty to take his platoon and try to collect what he could of the nearer ones
Colonel Pack asked Patty to take his platoon and try to collect what he could of the nearer ones.
Patty and Sergeant McDowell, their blokes and their jeeps set out from the first airborne
lines and drove down a narrow, empty lane bordered by fairly thick woodland.
As they were coming over a little humpbacked bridge, they were caught in German small arms
fire.
Corporal Wiggins and several more died instantly.
Several jeeps were smashed up.
Patty grabbed a Bren gun and leapt into the ditch besides the verge.
Whence he returned to German fire? Sergeant McDowell joined him.
Take the blokes, Sergeant, yelled Patty. Get them out of here. Back through the woods. I'll cover
you. You sure of that, sir? asked McDowell. Yes, answered Patty. Get out. That's an order.
Somehow or other, Sergeant McDowell got most of the platoon together inside the edge of the wood
Three or four lay writhing and screaming on the road. There was blood everywhere
Patty who had several magazines continued firing the platoon retreated on foot after a minute or two They stopped to listen sergeant McDowell told me how you could hear the rip rip of German Schmeiser's
Schmeiser's yeah schmeiser yeah against the slower rat-tat-tat of the Bren, a dreadful
counterpoint. Suddenly there was an explosion, then nothing more. Patty lies amongst the
others in Divisional Cemetery at Oosterbeek. So, clearly these men meant a lot to him,
as can be expected, and the loss of Kavanaugh bothered him plenty so much so that you you can see big wig in his descriptions of Patti afterwards
There's no next of kin someone who was loyal to the group and kind of an absolute
Unto himself big wig was of a similar sort, right and
That brings us to the first movie so okay in true Damian fashion um I'm only
gonna be comparing movies so next episode we'll take a look at what was
happening during the production of the movie and its release because when you
look at I've learned this through our podcast when you look at a movie you need to look at when it was made, too
Yeah, oh, yeah, and what was happening when it was written even yeah like now because this is a movie
That's adapted from a book. That's what a lot of this was about though when it was the book
Yeah, but now we can look at the production of the movie and the responses to it. Well, and the choice to adapt it as a screenplay at that time. Exactly. Yeah. That's exactly the thing.
So anyway, what have you gleaned?
That eugenicists are everywhere. Or historically have been everywhere at every point of the
political compass. Because like you like you said, it's a it's a very seductive idea, because
if you're the one suggesting it, you you, you are obviously one of the smart ones. And and that is that is a particular kind of bias that is
yes, really hard to eliminate.
Feels very much like just edge Lord. understanding of science.
Well, yeah, there's that too. Yeah.
But like edge Lords are very rarely do they think of themselves as average intelligence or oh fuck no
No, I always think that there's a smartest guy in the room. Yeah. Yeah, and and yeah in that in that sense. Definitely. Yeah
So that number one because otherwise beverage, you know would be
heroic that number one, because otherwise beverage, you know, would be heroic. Um, and, and he
still kind of is, but he, you know, there's this, there's this one gigantic fucking asterisk,
like, you know, you did all this great shit. And also, you know, um, and, and what I, what I'm finding, also finding interesting is we, we
mentioned, uh, L. Frank now, right.
As, as a comparison Adams, the other comparison that, that I, I am, I am
struck by is Tolkien.
I had not thought to make that one, despite the fact that you're my podcast
partner and despite the fact that you're my podcast partner
And despite the fact that I mean Jesus
like Oxford Yeah
You know wartime wartime experience post war then you write right about it. You know
and and an allegory without being an allegory and allegory without being an allegory and and the
And it's it's less pronounced I think with Adams, but there is there is a
Pro
bucolicism and
and
Anti-industrialism. Yes, you know, I mean, like Tolkien's anti-industrialism
is bone deep and smeared across every page of his manuscript.
The bad guy is Sauron, who is emblematic.
He is the avatar of and a perpetrator
of massive factory labor and all this stuff. Saruman is this innovator with technology,
right? No, no, they're Satan incarnate and a quisling in his service. That's literally
their position here, here, you know, the, the destruction involved in the building of homes for humans is a MacGuffin. Like it's right. It's what pushes it's, it's the, it's
the inciting event that throws Hazel and fiber and everybody else on their hero's journey.
So it's, it's a little bit less, there's a little bit less of venom behind the description of
it, but it is still described in terms or depicted in terms that are harrowing, you
know, and you, and you really empathize with the abject fucking terror of the rabbits seeing their their war and you
know facing destruction you know it's it's fivers visions too so it's yeah a
supernatural vibe to it yeah and everything's like much much more dire
yeah yeah yeah and and you know I remember from but then Holly comes and reports on it
And like yeah, it is fucking terrible, and it's and it's awful and when and when fiber has his visions
It's like he goes into an epileptic fit like I mean he does yeah
the horror is
In fact, it's really during his his vision. Yeah gives wound warts bucks pause
Yeah, when when they're digging the yeah, what the fuck was that what what?
Yeah
So, you know, it's it's the that that
ideological parallel, mm-hmm
you know and and the
parallel, you know, and, and the love of the natural and the bucolic and the, and the, you know, all of that. Um, there's, there's a whole lot of parallels there. And I'm sure
literary critics probably, you know, delved into that and analyzed it six ways to Sunday.
Oh, sure.
But that's, but that's, that's one of the things that occurs to me, you know, right
now in this moment talking about it
cool
So yeah
I'm looking forward to the analysis, you know, oh good forward. Yeah. Yeah me too
So what are you recommending to folks that they read?
I am going to recommend
very strongly that folks go out and find the folks who do
not have children watching with them.
I'm going to recommend that you do in fact watch Watership Town because as much as everybody
in our generation, you know, kind of makes, you know, Gen X style jokes about, oh my god,
you know, kind of makes, you know, Gen X style jokes about, oh my God, you know, traumatized. It really is an amazing piece of work. It like as, as
a work of, of animation, as a work of cinema, it's, it's brilliant. So I'm, I'm going to
recommend that, but like, make sure if your kids are watching, it's terrible enough to
handle it. Like, yes, it's a cartoon. It's not
a little kids cartoon. How about you?
I'm actually going to recommend the Netflix four-part series called Watership Down. Right
now, as of this recording, I don't know what... I can't prognosticate for the future. You
can always look for where these things stream stream right now. You can watch the og
Watership down on HBO max right and right now you can watch the Netflix one on Netflix
Um, that's right actually think despite the animation being worse
And it's so bad. It's it's and and I'll get into it in a couple episodes probably okay the animation
For the Netflix one is such trash in so many ways
There's a couple good ways and and I'll highlight those but
Despite it being so much worse. I actually think it's a superior
Version I
Think because you think the writing yes, well, it's four hours long instead of an it's instead of a feature
Okay, they're able to expand so much more. Yeah, it's so much more
okay, and so but anyway watch the one Ed said and then watch the one I say because
That's what this whole fucking podcast is about is these two movies. Yeah, so there you go. Yeah, yeah
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