A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich - Is a Soybean Latte a Three Bean Soup?

Episode Date: April 30, 2025

Today, Josh and Nicole are deciphering whether a soybean latte could be considered a three bean soup, if it's bad etiquette to order a takeout soda or drink from a sit down restaurant, learn a sugary ...recipe from an ambitious 1st grader, and talk a lot about Kiernan Shipka for some reason. Leave us a voicemail at (833) DOG-POD1 Check out the video version of this podcast: http://youtube.com/@mythicalkitchen To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:49 A hot dog is a sandwich. What? Welcome to our podcast, A Hot Dog is a Sandwich. I'm your host, Josh Scherer. And I'm your host, Nicole Henaidi. And today we're doing the whole thing like Randy Newman. You're my best friend and I'm a puppet or a toy in a little boy's closet.
Starting point is 00:01:09 Short people got no reason. No. Do you know short people? You haven't heard that? It's literally talking about how short people have no reason to live. What? I believe it's a parody. Anyways, we... Is he tall?
Starting point is 00:01:22 Well, I don't know. I think it was... Can you go go... I'm not gonna make you know. I think it was Randy Newman high Randy Newman high Also, he probably has a lot of disdain for short people Randy Newman now he did the score for several movies Hey, did this carry for today? Sorry We're in silly. We're in silly little mood right, and that is because we are doing a very special episode where we are only going to be listening to your opinions.
Starting point is 00:01:49 Cause you matter. You do matter. Matter. And in the words of Tom Wamsgens, we here for you. And to make a Tomlet, you gotta bake a few Greggs. So that's it, we're going to crack open some opinions to lay casseroles after we crack open a few Greggs. It's time for a segment we call Opinions I Like Casseroles.
Starting point is 00:02:17 What's that? Is that clean? Was that clean? We talked about Randy Newman. What's that? Succession? That's what was on the script. They said to Adlib about Randy Newman. And then make a couple Tom Wamsgans references. Tom Wamsgans.
Starting point is 00:02:38 Tom Wamsgans. Good show. Hi, Josh and Nicole and whatever guests you have. And of course, Meggy. Wait,. Hi, Josh and Nicole and whatever guests you have and of course, Meggie. Wait, Meggie, can you pause this? My name is Karla. It's important. So, Kiernan Shipka just got cast for Industry Season 4.
Starting point is 00:02:53 Okay. I've never seen Season 1 through 3. You haven't watched Industry? It's the closest thing we have to Succession. No, but you know what I have seen about Kiernan Shipka? I follow something about like teeth, like I follow like a dentist, like an oral surgeon. And it follows their veneers journey,
Starting point is 00:03:14 their journey of celebrities with their veneers. And Kiernan Shipka was one of the, I believe is Kiernan Shipka who I think they are? Yeah, I mean, she was in a chilling adventures of Sabrina. She was the daughter in Mad Men. Big local food are. Yeah, I mean she was in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. She was the daughter in Mad Men. Big local foodie. Yeah, vineyards. It's like, oh, see, this is what I'm talking about. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:33 Vineyard check. So industry. I'm on vineyard check talk. It's like skins meets succession. Skins? And industry is the best show. English skins or? English skins, yeah. And this is an English skins or UK skins. What what do you think English means? English means UK?
Starting point is 00:03:54 There's two kinds of skins. No, there's American skins and then English skins or UK skins. Well, what did I say? Well, you said English or UK. England is in the UK. Surely Nicole you must know this. Maggie play the opinion. I'm so sorry. I had to talk about Kiernan Shipka being cast in season 4. We have to scrap that whole thing and start from the beginning. Why? Because we went on too many tangy tans. I don't think we did. I think that's what people want. We talked about industry, we talked about veneers, we talked about Nicole is dumb. I was just trying to talk about Kiernan Shipka for once.
Starting point is 00:04:24 You never let me talk about Kiernan Shipka! But you know how this show goes, man! Yeah, okay. Well, we can get back on track. Just play the opinion. Hi Josh and Nicole and whatever guests you have and of course, Maggie. My name is Kaiyan, like the chili pepper, and I'm here with my son. Go ahead. My name is Kaiyan like the chili pepper. That's my fun. Go ahead Okay, and we are excited to talk to you and we have to tell you about a new recipe that Sammy has come up with Ready Sammy delicious. He's a recipe maker. Why don't you tell him what's in it hun? Now we're passing bunny cat to that food and pick up
Starting point is 00:05:03 Bunny Patches and Kit Kat Beans. You heard it right, you heard it right. Sour Patch Bunnies and Kit Kat cereal. It's like a trail mix when you're on the go. You need that sugar spike. And Sammy has got the recipe for you. Thanks again, Sam. He's going to first grade next year. Woo hoo!
Starting point is 00:05:21 Okay. I want one, I want one. Sour Patch Bunnies? No, I want one little first grader. I know, but I want one! Sarah Patch Bunnies? No! I want a little first grader. Talk to your wife about it. I know, but I want like a fully sprouted one. No, that's not how it works. I know, I don't want to go through all the stuff where they're like a house plant the poops.
Starting point is 00:05:38 That's the most important part. What do you mean? How can you love something? Wait, hold on. How the frick do you expect to love something if you don't? Well, to be fair, adoption, you know, that's something. So maybe I'm going to totally rescind what I was going to say because it was about to be really wrong and really weird. So I'm not going to say it. That's messed up.
Starting point is 00:05:55 This is about Kyan and Sammy. Kyan and Sammy. Love it. We were both feverishly Googling Sour Patch Kids bunnies. I've never heard of these. We've never heard of these before. So we're like, what are these? Sammy, you're a taste maker.
Starting point is 00:06:04 You're putting us on. I've never heard of these. We've never heard of these before, so we're like, what are these? Sammy, you're a taste maker. You're putting us on. Sammy, that sounds really good, and I would like for you to send me a handcrafted baggie of the following so I could taste all the ratios of how you do it so I do it right later. Yeah, Kit Kat cereal is a delay, and I will say we will eat any unsealed food that people send to us. Me specifically. I'm the taste tester and I eat it first and then I give it to Josh because I'm like his poison taster and if I get sick and die, it's okay because in the line of succession, I brought it back, you know, it doesn't matter, but you, you know, you gotta keep the king safe over here.
Starting point is 00:06:39 And sometimes like a Swedish tech billionaire played by one of the Scars guards is trying to buy the king. It'd be nice. If we can pivot this back really quick too, Sour Patch Kids bunnies. Feels like a lateral move. Are you seeing these? I never heard of them. They appear to be mostly just Sour Patch Kids. Well, maybe it's about, maybe it's not always about like, you know, like changing things.
Starting point is 00:07:02 Maybe it's just it was Easter time or the spring time and they got these like special and maybe Sammy just really likes the shape of these more. Oh, this is... Sammy can do it all wrong to be clear. It's like Peeps. It's like Peeps. It's like Peeps are like Peeps Bunnies. Peeps Bunnies versus Peeps Peeps. Those eat differently though. That's what I'm saying. The Peeps Bunnies and the Chicks. They're not that different. Well, they eat very differently. But I'm saying these Sourpad bunnies, they're almost the exact same shape and dimensions.
Starting point is 00:07:28 So what? You want like a good innovation in the gummy industry. We're talking about trolley eggs. I've never had trolley. Trolley? You have never had trolley? You're saying it's in a not dot accent, so it makes me know what it is. Trolley eggs?
Starting point is 00:07:39 I don't even know if it's a German company. Never had trolley eggs. That's a great gummy candy. Ooh, but it looks like something I would love because it's kind of ombre Yeah, beautiful gem tones. I love ombre and the gummy is kind of coated in a candy shell Before you get to the next painting Kiran Shipka great in a movie called sweethearts I'm off that I don't like Nicole's attitude about Kiran Shipka All right, you better get used to it. Hey, Josh and Nicole.
Starting point is 00:08:05 I love the podcast. Quick question. Yeah, what's up? If a coffee is served to you with soy milk and vanilla in it. No, it's the three bean soup, it's not. Is it a three bean soup? Calm down.
Starting point is 00:08:19 No. Let me know. Calm down, calm down, calm down. No, you're being silly. You know what you're being? You know what you're being? You're being a little stinker. What's called a bad faith argument.
Starting point is 00:08:28 It's, yeah, in a court of law, like you can't, you need to come with like a referendum and opposing counsel. Yeah, so okay, so check this. So you're like on the college campuses when you have the people with like the sign that just says debate me. They're not there to have a good faith argument. You're not here.
Starting point is 00:08:48 You're not here. You're not here to talk about three bean soups. No, no, no. You know what's a three bean soup I like? A pasta fazola. A pasta fazola. No, you put three beans in a pasta fazola, that's a good three bean soup.
Starting point is 00:08:59 That's a good three bean soup. Because here's the thing, vanilla, they're called beans, but it's actually just the seed pod of a flower. It's a pod. Coffee is also not a bean, I believe it's the seed of a fruit. It's a berry. Coffee berry. And then you have soy, which is also not a bean. Soy is what? Like a pulse, but it's a commodity crop.
Starting point is 00:09:21 It's certainly not a bean. Arguably,ably, man if I can call you that, you have made a zero bean soup. You've made a zero bean soup. You've made a nice vegan latte. Enjoy it. I hope you do enjoy it. And I really want that right now. I was just about to say I would love that right now. Can we like order that to come? Do you think if it comes, if we order, because it's a short podcast, you think if we order it on Postmates and by the time the podcast is done it'll come to us? Well, here's the thing. I don't I was thinking about getting coffee. It sounds like I need a little caffeine It's getting a little late in the day. Don't want to wait for Starbucks
Starting point is 00:09:51 No, but what I do have is I got about 55 hour energy shots That's 50 comma five hour energy shots not 55 hour Absolutely not. No, but they taste like citric acid and blue raspberry. That's a good time. Yeah, well, my tongue is so blue right now Ah, me too Why how many you've your tongue was blue yesterday? I like it. I've been eating a lot of blue candy. What why? It tastes real good My tongue was blue yesterday god, I'm so embarrassing
Starting point is 00:10:20 It is it is a wild thing for an adult to just have a good time. My vibe today is so off. What is going on with me? Next opinion, Meggie. Yeah, that voicemail is kind of crazy. Yeah, got a question for Josh and Nicole. I'm having a debate with my sister. I was wondering, do you think that ordering a takeout soda or water at a restaurant
Starting point is 00:10:56 is a little classless if you've been dining in? My sister doesn't seem to think so, but I can't help but cringe every time she does it. So I asked the king and queen of class what they're looking at. Ah! Very good! Hold on. Very good. Is this a video podcast? Were you unbuttoning your blouse? I zipped it back. Now it looks like you're hiding hickeys.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Oh no, I haven't had one of those in a long time. Zipped up the turtleneck. In a long time. What was the question? Okay, so his sister will go to a restaurant and I'm assuming it's a type of sit down restaurant where they may even have refillable drinks. Let's just say Chili's. No, no, no, no, no, because I want to reframe this because I don't want to say Chili's.
Starting point is 00:11:38 I want to say like a mom and pops version of. Okay. Like an individually owned, like there's a place called like Stonefire Grill. So, Habaneros. Yeah, Habaneros Cant place called Stonefire Grill. So, Hobbinaros. Yeah, Hobbinaros Cantina. Hobbinaros Cantina, great, okay. And they serve, they get the big plastic cups, they're not quite glass, but they're the nice
Starting point is 00:11:52 hard plastic cups. They're glass, they're glassic. They're glassic, yeah. Glassic. And you're getting free refills all night, and then say you're, I don't know, maybe all the way done with your drink, you'll go, hey, can I get a refill? And then say, can I take this to go? That's fine. Whenever I get a sparkling water at a restaurant,
Starting point is 00:12:09 I leave with the bottle. You're just walking the bottle out of the restaurant? Yeah, is that bad? I think it's- Is that classless? Well, it's interesting, because I think if it's a free refill, I think, then it feels like you're gilding the lily. Like you're- No, no, if it's a free refill, take it.
Starting point is 00:12:23 But you've paid for the whole bottle. Yeah, I paid for the whole bottle. But if it's a bottle of sparkling water, you should take that. Yes, I should take that. But I feel like if they're giving you free refills on sodas, and you... Okay, how about this? If you have a soda and you finish one soda,
Starting point is 00:12:37 and then you get a free refill of another soda, and you drink that one to 50% capacity, you can ask to take it to go. Well, that appears to be what a sister's doing. I like what your sister's doing. You need to chill. Your sister's on the right side of history. I would never go out to eat with my sister again.
Starting point is 00:12:54 You don't have a sister. If they were doing that. If my brother did that, I would flat out refuse. Why? I'd be utterly mortified. What's the problem? I think, I don't know, maybe I need to look internally. If this was my wife, I would be fine with it because that's-
Starting point is 00:13:08 Saving you guys money? No, it's saving, it's like a chance to enact empathy that I would reserve for my romantic partner but not for my family. Oh. You know, be like, hey, I understand that we have key differences about things, but we have made a decision to walk through life as a team I'm not gonna agree with everything you do you're not gonna agree with everything I do But we must learn to respect and love each other not in spite of that but because of that
Starting point is 00:13:35 But if it's my brother no dude get the hell out of here. No, I don't think it's show some class What are you doing? Take take show some class taking a quarter cup of diet Pepsi to go? Making a waiter go put that back into a cup? That's weird. What's the problem? If you're thirsty, you go to a 7-Eleven on the walk of your car. Are you kidding me? You mean to tell me this person, Josh, this person paid $179 for that and endless refills? Wait, do you know how hard it is for restaurants to survive now?
Starting point is 00:13:59 These places aren't getting rich. Okay, $275. But Mom and Pop restaurants aren't getting rich. That's what they need to control their margins. Wait a second. You mean to tell me that you would tell your brother to put down his Diet Dr Pepper that he spent money on to purchase to go to a 7-Eleven to go get the same amount of money for one month?
Starting point is 00:14:16 Well, I think you should be satisfied with the amount of Diet Dr Pepper that he drank at the restaurant. Well, you're not the arbiter of people's comfort levels, Josh. That's not your job. Yeah, and if it was my wife saying that, I would go, you agree, baby. I love you so much. And if it's my brother, obviously, you weird piece of crap, put it back. I agree with your sister. I think your sister's doing all the right things.
Starting point is 00:14:31 I know it's a little bit more defiant. Like it's whenever like my mom and dad would take like salt and pepper packages, knowing good and well that we have plenty of salt and pepper at home. It's the same thing. I have a drawer full of so many soy sauce packets, too many soy sauce packets that I get from to-go places, okay? I have like three bottles of soy sauce at any given time. It's the same exact concept. Why do you have so many bottles of soy sauce?
Starting point is 00:14:55 I'm thirsty. LAUGHS I don't know, I have like a shoyu, I have like a fancy shoyu, I have a regular kikkoman and then I have a low sodium one for the low sodium folks in my family because I care. I have three bottles of soy sauce. I have a fancy one that I stole from work. Yes. And I have a light and I have a dark. Okay, so what is the problem?
Starting point is 00:15:16 Nothing. Yeah, I guess no, take it to go. It's like you're my mirror. Whoa, mirror staring back at me. Get it? Oh, I don't know the reference. I'm sorry. What is it? What's that from? I really don't know it. Justin Timberlake Mirror. It's literally like, you know. Justin Timberlake had a song called Mirror?
Starting point is 00:15:32 The actor from the social network? Yes. Drop the the. Next video. This is fun. Josh and Nicole. Hello. Those are our names. Maggie, Pickle, what up? Oh, hi. Spitting game. This is Mr. Max.
Starting point is 00:15:48 I'm calling in to say that there is a certain food company whose name starts with the letter K and ends with a flotation device. I know what it is. That makes a lot of food products. And none of them, none of them are any good. Oh, I know what it is. And I'm going to call in to say that there is a certain food company whose name starts with the letter K and ends with a flotation device.
Starting point is 00:15:56 I know what it is. That makes a lot of food products. And none of them, none of them are any good. Oh, I know what it is. That makes a lot of food products. And none of them, none of them are any good. Oh, I know what it is. That makes a lot of food products.
Starting point is 00:16:04 And none of them, none of them are any good. Oh, I know what it is. That makes a lot of food products. And none of them, none of them are any good. Oh. I know what it is. That makes a lot of food products. And none of them, none of them are any good. Oh! None. Josh, I'm gonna give you just a second to rebuttal here. Well, Josh doesn't know what you're talking about. And Josh, I'm gonna stop you there.
Starting point is 00:16:18 You're wrong. Crab is a log. It's plastic. It kind of resembles cheese. I thought it was Kellogg's. What did you think it was? Bonset. Bonset. What did you think it was? What did you think it was? I thought it was Kellogg's.
Starting point is 00:16:35 You're like, what's an L log? I thought the flotation device was a log. And I was like, log's too flotant sometimes. How can you be so smart but so dumb at the same time? There's certain categories that are very good at it. This guy, all right, keep looking. I'm gonna give you just a second to rebut. Yeah, I think crap.
Starting point is 00:16:56 Josh, I'm gonna stop you there. You're wrong. Crap singles are plastic that just kind of resembles cheese. And what's the problem? Get yourself, if you like the flavor, get yourself like an adult cheese like a sharp cheddar. No! Or something a little more melty like a provolone. I've been fooled by adult cheese before. Nicole, it's your turn. Oh, my turn? Oh, thank you for giving me the option to stop. Nicole, I'm sorry, I'm gonna stop you there. Thanks for... Thanks. Kraft Mac and Cheese is the worst.
Starting point is 00:17:28 Okay. For maybe like a quarter to fifty times more. That's the guy who most of the whole show. You can get yourself a nice little Velveeta shells and cheese or get like one of the house brands that's like a sharp cheddar and like a party of stuff. Where's my chance, Nicole? Where's my chance? I don't have to interrupt you.
Starting point is 00:17:44 They're a Kraft is plastic and then saying you eat Velveeta? It's not live, it's not live. It's not live. These are, I want to talk to you. I want to talk to you. I mean, it actually has some flavor to it. Wait, wait, wait. I love you guys.
Starting point is 00:17:55 I love you too. So this guy said Velveeta is better. Velveeta? Better than Kraft mac and cheese. If you are a hardcore anti-American cheese type of guy, and I know people talk about all chefs being dirtbags and loving American cheese on Smashburgers, No, I've known some chefs that are like, hey, eat real food, eat real cheese made by a real cheese maker. So if you're going that route and you're like put the provolone on the cheese steak, don't put that cheese with crap.
Starting point is 00:18:18 I totally get it, but you completely soiled your own reputation, sir. When you said that Velveeta shells and cheese are okay, but Kraft is plastic, I agree. Velveeta shells and cheese are significantly better than Kraft Mac and Cheese or Kraft Dinner, as they call it in Canada. But you cannot say that and then turn your back and reference the Plastocene quality of Kraft singles.
Starting point is 00:18:41 Man, that's a vendetta against the Kraft family. Let me tell you, so when I was in culinary school, I lied to my mom and dad and told them that, don't worry, I'm not going to work in a kitchen or something, I'm going to go work at Kraft. A respectable job. Which was what my parents knew as like a big CPG, like consumer packaged goods, thing that they know at the store, right? They bought the dressing, they know what Kraft is, they know the cheese, whatever. So I am forever indebted to Kraft for letting my parents okay me going to school. So no
Starting point is 00:19:10 matter what you say, no matter what you do, no matter what kind of evidence you bring up here to the two of us, at least for me, I will not be budging to my loyalty to Kraft. Now do they have any actual direct sponsoring of this? No. But if it wasn't for them, my parents would not give me the okay to go to culinary school, which means I probably wouldn't be sitting here right now. So I'm gonna eat the fake cheese, I'm gonna eat the mac and cheese, I'm gonna eat the dressings, I'm gonna do all the other stuff with all the other cheeses because it's right and I like it and it's the most American thing I can imagine to eat.
Starting point is 00:19:40 And when you're talking about Kraft products, oh you think you know Kraft, but I said the thing with Kraft on the label, no, no, Kraft bought Heinz. Kraft is now like the biggest producer of food in the world. When you're talking about Kraft products, oh, you think you know Kraft products is the thing with Kraft on the label. No, no, Kraft bought Heinz. Kraft is now like the biggest producer of food in the world. If you think you hate Kraft products, you are probably eating one right now. And you don't even know it. You don't even know it. Maybe you should check the labels. Before you wreck the labels.
Starting point is 00:19:57 Why are we so funny today? Is it because we are not barred by research? Yeah, not barred by having to like try and give information. How much fun is this? Should we just make this the whole podcast? Post-intellectual bimbo era, man. I'm there. We should be in on it.
Starting point is 00:20:14 I'm there. Hey Josh and Nicole. Colin here from the crotch of the Bible Belt. If you go to McDonald's, you can purchase something called hotcakes and sausage. And if you take this sausage patty, and instead of eating it plain, you cut it up into eight little pieces like a little pork pie. You can drizzle syrup on top of them and eat them individually. And it's just a wonderful little treat.
Starting point is 00:20:43 I call it a syrup sausage and bonus points if you add butter if you're under the old saturated fat scenes but anyway it's just a nice little treat and even though both of you were much too old for me I have a major crush on both of you. Anyway have a lovely day. That wouldn't fly down to the crotch of the Bible belt. So I googled it, the crotch or the buckle of the Bible Belt is often considered to be in Mississippi. Biloxi, I'm guessing it's from Biloxi.
Starting point is 00:21:10 Biloxi. Hotcakes and sausage. Yum. It's on us. I'd eat it. It might be the best menu item on there. Have you ever eaten just a full ass plate of hotcakes and sausages there?
Starting point is 00:21:21 Never, never, never. You ever have the crusties microwavable pancakes? Never. What, you're not living. They're so much better than this is a crazy take. I had. Never, never, never. You ever have the Crusty's microwavable pancakes? Never. What? You're not living. They're so much better than this is a crazy take. I've lived a lot of life and I've eaten a lot of microwave pancakes. So...
Starting point is 00:21:33 Crusty's. I never had Crusty's. You never had Crusty's? You love Crusty's because you were raised on Crusty's. I was raised on Eggo. Ah. Rich. Yeah, we never had name-randed.
Starting point is 00:21:44 They sold Crusty's at the 99 cents only. And also a supermarket chain that I remember going to called Boney's. Sadie, that's a you thing. We went to a place called Boney's. Here, talk about their sausage while I look up Boney's. I love McDonald's sausage. I think it's absolutely delicious. And I'm sure that I would absolutely love the hotcakes or hoecakes or Johnny cakes or whatever you called them. I find them to be very very delicious I've never actually eaten them though, but I can imagine that they're really good. The sausage is really really delicious Does he like butter on them? You like butter? Did he say he like butter on them?
Starting point is 00:22:14 Yeah, he's buttering up that sauce that syrup sausage. I like it. I like it. I'm a big fan of it No, this but this boney's was started in 2004 and I was going to boney's in probably about 1999. I don't think there's such a thing as a boney's. I grew up going to supermarkets called boney's. Are you sure it wasn't called Bonnie's? I swear to God it was boney's. No, I think it might have been Bonnie's. Check this out, check that.
Starting point is 00:22:38 So Henry's Farmers Market is an operator of natural food stores. Henry Boney and his family opened a fruit stand on street corner in San Diego Yeah, so 19 here it is 23 stories. Yes in Oceanside, California and and they used to have the core you get like 10 years of corn for a dollar boney's I think maybe they got no that's a different one. That's a new boney's they started because boney's was bought out by Henry's anyways Maybe they got, no, that's a different one. That's a new boney's they started, because boney's was bought out by Henry's. Anyways, the hotcakes and sausage at McDonald's are one of the better fast food items.
Starting point is 00:23:09 You can eat bar none. I love just using the hotcake like a flatbread and then scooping up the sausage with the syrup on it. Put some butter on there if you really want to. I think the sausage grease does the job, does fine. I can't stop reading. Okay, so wild oats acquired Henry's, which I believe, when did bony's change his name to Henry's? And then the family, the bony family, developed
Starting point is 00:23:31 sprouts. Maggie, next opinion, please. So Wild Oats, so this is all bought by Whole Foods. Bologna makes a better bread for grilled cheese. Did you hear that? Yeah, I wish I didn't. Oh my God, oh my God, they're heavy, ah! Yeah, it's not so nice when people do it back to us, huh?
Starting point is 00:23:51 I don't like it! That was sinister. I need a shower. What was it, bologna? Bologna makes a better bread for grilled cheese. You know what, my keto king, I agree. I agree, you are living life in 2026. And the best part about this being keto is it's healthy.
Starting point is 00:24:10 And that your heart, you can get heart disease. Yeah, you fry up the bologna with the cheese and you maybe put some bacon in there, maybe a little bit of butter and that's good. That's good, it's healthy food. That's a good tab. For the people. I will concede the fact that bologna is so processed that it hardly feels like meat.
Starting point is 00:24:28 It feels, it's arguably similar to bread in certain ways. Yeah. You know? I have no problem with this. A lot of filler, a lot of starch. I have zero problem with this. I think it's really good. If you went to In-N-Out, you would call this a Flying Dutchman.
Starting point is 00:24:40 I always get a Flying Dutchman. You get a Flying Dutchman? I get a Flying Dutchman onion wrapped and literally I'm in heaven She said onion wrapped huh raw or grilled grilled grilled onion interesting. I like to get a single cheeseburger. I Feel like my in-and-out order has gotten less radical as I've gotten older. Yeah, me too So you want to tell me your whole in-and- out order? Yeah, I get a single cheeseburger with grilled onions. You don't get animal style anymore? No. Why? I, for some reason, this is interesting, I love pickles on other burgers. There's something about the flavor of pickles that to me throws off an in and out burger. Okay, I'm going to tell you
Starting point is 00:25:22 my in and out order, okay? It is a doubleouble, animal style, extra pickles, extra sauce, and then a Flying Dutchman onion wrapped on the side. A lot of meat. That's a lot of meat. That's a lot of meat. It's incredible. Thank you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:37 And I get French fries. I don't get French fries. Not animal style. I don't get French fries. And if I get a drink, it's probably going to be a water with a little bit of lemonade. Do you know what I mean? Nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This little... Yeah, I do the old Arnie Palmy there. If I get a drink, it's probably gonna be a water with a little bit of lemonade. Do you know what I mean? Nice, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:47 This little. Yeah, I do the old Arnie Palmy there. I used to get a three by two onions two ways chopped chilies and then animal style fries. And then now I'm like, I enjoy the simple Stephen Chee's burger. I don't think we need, yeah. Maybe we just don't need it. Maybe I'm gonna try to get not animal style next time
Starting point is 00:26:03 and not pickles. Well, no, if you enjoy it, you enjoy it. I'm gonna try it. The chopped chilies, like, am I just getting spiced compulsorily? Yeah, the chopped chilies. Doesn't melt with the flavors of the burger. The chopped chilies are, they're nice,
Starting point is 00:26:15 but they're not for me always. Anything else you wanna talk about? Yeah, I made a bunch of birria for dinner tonight. I mean, you know, three pounds, braised, but now I really wanna make a hamburger. Make a birria for dinner tonight. I mean, you know, three pounds, braised, but now I really want to make a hamburger. Make a Bedia burger. Ooh, ooh. Well, on that note, thank you so much
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Starting point is 00:26:56 We'd love to hear your voice. But don't breathe weird like that last guy. I don't like it. It made me feel unclean. We should have just been called the dog pod Dog save America People would think that we were like Caesar We could Caesar Milan probably is within a mile radius of us right now you realize that right you have that tracker on him, too I don't know. I have that. Oh, yeah, you cut see you got Caesar tracker. I have Caesar tracker incredible
Starting point is 00:27:23 Well now my coffee shop that I like stopping into is getting a signed picture of Cesar Milan. Huge. And I saw him at the Bob's Discount Furniture in Burbank once. Did you ask? He did not like pleased with the service he was getting. See y'all next time.

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