A Hot Dog Is a Sandwich - What the Heck is Mushroom Coffee?

Episode Date: March 12, 2025

Today, Josh and Nicole dive into the curious world of mushroom coffee — what it is, how it's made, and whether it's actually worth the hype. Leave us a voicemail at (833) DOG-POD1 Check out the video version of this podcast: http://youtube.com/@mythicalkitchen To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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You probably wouldn't get it. You're just drinking ground up mushrooms, aren't you? Yeah. Yes, I am. That's correct. This is a Hot Dog is a Sandwich. Ketchup is a smoothie. Yeah, I put ice in my cereal.

So what? That makes no sense. A hot dog is a sandwich. A hot dog is a sandwich. What? Welcome to our podcast, a hot dog is a sandwich. A hot dog is a sandwich. What? Welcome to our podcast, A Hot Dog is a Sandwich, the show we break down the world's biggest food debates. I'm your host, Josh Scherr.

And I'm your host, Nicole Inayati. And I am actually not currently drinking mushroom coffee. I'm drinking Celsius energy drink. God, do I need it right now. But we're about to drink a bunch of different mushroom coffees. And this is actually something that I've never had before. Me either, which is why I really wanted to do this. I want to experience something new.

Same, this is the episode where Nicole and Josh don't understand something, and so then we learn about it ourselves and then also teach it to you. Yeah, it's like Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, but Josh and Nicole eat mushrooms and go to Erewan. Not those kind of mushrooms. No, we're not eating those kinds of mushrooms. Darren, that might be the first question to Quell here, that these are not psychedelic, psychotropic mushrooms.

No psychosilabin. Psilocybin. No psychosilabin is in these mushrooms. But some people say that they are adaptogenic, which we have spoken about whenever we did that like cool new soda taste test like a few months ago? Yeah, so when we're talking about mushroom coffee, there are a bunch of new like bottled drinks

that are out there on supermarket shelves. There are products like Mudwater that is a coffee alternative. We do have Mudwater. That was the first time, Mudwater is the first time that I heard of mushroom coffee at all. Me too, I love the ad because it was a surfer guy who's like, people were asking me like, bro's in my cup looks like mud and I'm like yeah

that's cuz it is mud water and that blonde haired surfer dude was like the coolest guy I've ever seen in like a Facebook targeted ad ever. So I had a buddy that worked for mud water my old college roommate and he sounds exactly like that and lives that lifestyle and so it makes sense but this is part of a larger trend of we're killing all of our drink idols that we kind of grew up with in a way, right? What do you mean by like Mountain Dew? Yes, actually yes. Like the new Mountain Dew is Ollypop.

They have something, ooh, it's like they switch mountain to like slope and dew to like rain or something. There's an Olly pop version of Mountain Dew That's very similar and it's like I can't remember the name of it like Hillside rush or something like that But yeah But we are going through this big evolution where we're realizing that maybe all the drinks that our parents drank for decades Right, maybe aren't the best for us or there are other alternatives and I think mushroom coffee is very much that for You know the world's most popular beverage that's been drank for thousands of years.

Well for me I all of the like ads and the trends I've seen it's like it's 50% coffee and 50% adaptogenic mushroom powder. Yes. Like that's that's like the through line through all of these the majority of these products and everything I've seen they say that mushrooms reduce inflammation, they're anti-cancer, they're doing all these incredible things. But again, like do you really think that drinking, I don't know, whatever this is, Republic LA instant mushroom coffee that has focus and energy on it will like help you beat cancer? I don't think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. No, that's the absolute key. Well, okay. It's like saying broccoli helps beat cancer

It does because broccoli has to like what like if you ate broccoli instead of smoking a whole pack of cigarettes Your cancer rate will drop. No, like broccoli has a Bunch of micronutrients and that sure it has fiber and like fiber is the biggest way to prevent colorectal cancer as far as I know and So sure broccoli fights cancer, but it's like eating broccoli every day for Decades might decrease your chances by a fraction of a percent, which is like great. You should eat broccoli You should eat fiber. There are things in mushrooms. So when we're talking about mushrooms, these aren't just like ground-up button mushrooms or cremini mushrooms These are like chaga mushrooms, reishi mushrooms, turkey tail mushrooms.

I've never seen these mushrooms like ever in like the wild, like I've never seen them like at the grocery stores, but I know that they have roots in like Eastern medicine and stuff like that. Yeah, so a lot of them do have roots in Eastern medicine, also even dating back to the Roman times. Like mushrooms have been eaten for thousands of years by people. I weep for the people who had to be the guinea pigs to find out which mushrooms you can and can't eat. You know what I mean? Oh yeah, like the berries in the forest? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So many people throughout history and antiquity just dead because somebody was like, does this mushroom make you strong? Like, no,

that makes you poop your pants until you're dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll use that for poison later, sure. Exactly. But like, the Romans believe that mushrooms made you strong and I do generally think not to get to woo on this to what to woo I don't know what term woo. No, what is the term? Woo, Maggie? I've heard the term woke no no not woke woo. Woo is in like granola crunchy spiritual Oh, okay, like not to get too woo here, but I do think if an idea has persisted for like thousands of years as in say Eastern medicine or even in like different Western folk medicine traditions of like hey, this mushroom is good for you, probably drink it, it prevents headaches or whatever. I think there's some truth to that. I don't think that tradition would have stood for thousands of years if there was nothing to it.

I agree with you. And there actually is a fair amount of modern science coming out that adaptogenic properties in mushrooms are actually great for human health. The science is very, very new. But a lot of this has been done on what they call the cellular level. For humans or rats? Because I've seen.

Oh, a human or rat? Have you seen Rat Tattoo? Them rats are out here cooking. Have I seen it? Have you seen Pizza Rat? The rats are basically humans these days. Have I seen it? Yes, of course.

Now, the thing that I really wanna dive into is cordyceps because the first time I ever learned about cordyceps was when everybody else learned about cordyceps, which was, it ends with us. Is that what the show is called? Oh, yeah, I never watched it. With Pedro Pascal? Yeah, and come on, Bella Ramsay, that's the show is called? Oh yeah, I never watched it. With Pedro Pascal? Yeah, and come on, Bella Ramsey, that's the name.

Bella Ramsey, yeah, yeah, yeah. They were great in Game of Thrones. So all I remember is that cordyceps in that is bad, but cordyceps is good now? That's the thing, cordyceps are bad in It Ends With Us? Well, the cordyceps are what turn humans into the mushroom freaks. Mushroom head freaks.

Oh, no! There's mushroom head freaks? What's that show about? Mushroom head freaks! That should have been the name of the show, because it tells you the story right off the bat. It's an adaptation of a really cool video game, apparently. Not one that I've ever played, because I've never played a video game before in my life.

But corticeps apparently have, again, like all this anti-inflammatory like properties and stuff like that and you can actually buy them dried and I think we've cooked them on the show once before and they are quite delicious. So out of all the mushrooms that are in these products, the cordyceps are the only ones that are like culinary adjacent I would say. I think there's one, no there's one more, there's one more and it's getting more popular. I buy it at farmers markets. It's good. I had it at a vegan restaurant, and they roasted it, and they just called it... Lions Mane? Yeah, Lions Mane. They called it a short rib, but it was kind of just a roasted mushroom.

Lions Mane? It was weird. Yeah, I have seen people are like, oh my god, it's so good for you, this and that, and the other. Is it really? I enjoy eating Lions Mane mushrooms. I like to fry them like I'd fry chicken. I love... here's the thing, fried chicken sandwich is one of the greatest food in the world, but if you fry mushrooms, it might even be better. I kind of don't miss the chicken. I like a fried trume.

I like a fried trume. I consider that worse for me than a fried chicken sandwich, so I'm not doing it for health benefits. Because it has no protein. Yeah, to me, the chicken is the medicine I'm after. Right, right, right. Because I believe in the ancient medicine that you eat a bunch of chicken breast and you go to the gym six times a week and you get big and then you love yourself.

And so that's what I believe in. But no, lion's mane mushrooms are the other one that I'm like, oh I cook with those as well. Right, right. Okay, so here is an article from harvardhealth.edu. In case you didn't believe any of this stuff, according to a recent review published in the journal Molecules, medicinal mushrooms popular in many fungi infused coffee blends coffee blends do have immune-boosting properties and may help regulate metabolism. Thanks to high antioxidant activity, medicinal mushrooms may also help slow down the aging process. So like-

I'm gonna be young and beautiful if I drink this every day. Young and beautiful. Will you still love me? God I love Lana Del Rey. I had one summer where I really I listen to Summertime Satinness like every morning. The Techno Remix? No actually the OG but I do love the Techno Remix. So like no matter which way you spin it there's probably good things happening in these mushrooms. Will they make a massive difference in your

life? Probably not. My qualm is this. Why did we decide to why did we as a society decide to mix it with coffee of all things? Because if there were like stands out there that were just like broth stands, I would probably find myself going more towards the broth stand. That would probably have a mushroom broth, a delicious savory mushroom broth, and I would just drink that on the go. Great question. Such a good question. Why? Why coffee? Why coffee of all things? There's- I of never even question that mushrooms are much better in soup

They're like like what a sort of person or like group of people was like you know what we're gonna mix a savory thing like Mushroom powder which is it savory yes, I'd say it is I mix that with 50% Instant coffee serve it to you, hope you have a good day. You know who actually did invent it? Who? The Finns, baby! Finnish people? The kings of Eurovision, the Finns. Actually yeah, no, so mushroom coffee.

During World War II and any time, any wartime basically, people ran out of coffee and they found different brown things and roasted it and soaked water in it. Like date seeds? Like date seeds, like it's the origin of chicory coffee in America, acorn coffee, barley coffee, all this stuff. And in Finland, they had mushroom coffee. And it likely was chaga mushrooms. Chaga mushrooms.

And so that is like one of the origins of it. But I think there's another problem where Americans particularly, one, boy, do we love a health fad. I think it was Michael Pollan who said like, it's bizarre that like one of the least healthy Countries on earth is the most obsessed with health. I think it's because we just want to do it quickly We just want we want that magic pill. We want that like we want that ozempic

We want it something to solve all of our problems under and also we love Industry and capitalism and novelty and so like here we are a bunch of mushroom coffee that was developed in wartime rationing in Right Finland, but also yeah, we're super over caffeinated as a society Finland does drink the most coffee per capita But there's not a lot of data on this I'm gonna find out who drinks the most caffeine because caffeine. Yeah, yeah, you've really gone to another country I have many a time and you get a cup of coffee and the cup of coffee is like three to four ounces Oh or like water down. Yeah, and then you go to a Starbucks Oh, yeah, and you say give me 24 ounces of cold brew and they'll give it to you

That's not like that is baffling to a lot of the rest of the world and coffee is a tiny thing So we drink way too much caffeine in America so you cut it with mushrooms and then that's solving two problems at once so I think that's why they do that instead of just making a go-gurt packet of cream of cordyceps soup. I think that I listen I'm I'm so for opening up broth stands in America instead because like you said like the protein like we love protein so much like why not just have broth stands with bone broth chicken book listen chicken bone broth, beef broth, mushroom broth, call it a day, and then you run out, and then whatever.

I would, LA doesn't have the ecosystem to support that because we don't have enough foot traffic. Not if you sell it the right way, yeah. Anything is possible, anything. If they can be selling mushroom coffee for $10, we can be selling broth stands for $5. You're saying broth stands? Yeah, not brothels. Not brothels.

You want to call them brothels? No, they have the, what are they called, the bunny ranch? I grew up watching that HBO show. That's weird. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, why were we able to watch that as children? Josh, the fact that you able to watch that as children? Legal brotha like a Reagan for governor. He was the mayor. He was the mayor of Nevada I believe and he hooked up with Heidi Fleiss who was also Yeah, I watched that TV movie you watch that TV movie we had the same childhood Wrong with us. Why did nobody censor us as children? We were watching gals and HBO

entirely to you. It's so funny thinking about kids consuming TikTok today and now that I'm like a 32 year old man, I'm like, oh, the kids aren't going to be all right. And then I think about the access to the internet that I had where I'm just like that was worse That was a hundred percent where rotten calm that was work. Oh my god. Thanks a lot rotten.com It's the world's atrocities, but at least then you had to like You'd wait for five minutes of dial-up to see the world's atrocities Let's drink you want to chat some more let's drink him What else there chat about we chatted about all the things to chat about? Okay, whatever. I'm done talking to you.

Do you think that you would actually want to ever drink this as a daily thing? As like rip a Celsius energy drink? I don't know. You know, I do like what? One coffee a day, maybe two coffees a day if I'm really feeling it. Like, I'm not really that like obsessed with my coffee. I have a fantastic little coffee maker. I love my, I don't even have an espresso right now, what do I have? I have a. A Breville.

I have a Breville espresso maker and it really, I, you know, I put my collagen peptides in there. I get 20 grams of protein. My morning is pretty much set. I have some Fairlife milk. If I was looking to expand my vibration, I think I would have more mushroom coffee. But no, I wouldn't do this.

We're doing this because we have free will, but my will isn't free enough that I would do this every day. Also, it's very expensive. It's too expensive for me. I cannot rationalize spending eight to $10 on a cup of coffee. We're preventing cancer According to why don't I just drink more water doesn't that also prevent cancer I in ways I'm sure it does I there's just a finite amount of powders that I have room for in my life

And I already have powders I have powders. You take so many powders. I don't take that many powders. I have the creatine powders I still have a half a bottle of ashwagandha pills that I'm determined to finish one day. What does that do for you? That's an adaptogen. That's like kind of like the adaptogen. These are adaptogens. I know it's all adaptogens. What's an adaptogen? We explained it in a previous episode. It's just kind of a thing. It's just a thing. It's nothing really, is it? A lot of adaptogens come from mushrooms and they like might regulate your stress hormones. And that's what a therapist told me and I got ashw down to it. Oh, this helps regulate your cortisol levels? I don't know. I'll take 50 right now. As you just doom scroll on your phone,

maybe the mushrooms will help. You know, Colby was asking me what my vice was, and I said doom scrolling is my vice. And I realized how sad that is. Cause people are like, I drank, I smoked, I have casual sex. And then I'm just like, I like to go on my phone for two hours and just scroll and see what's going on.

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Be smarter than me. So we're gonna try La Repubblica instant mushroom coffee. Let's go. I'm gonna read the... Instant not even fresh brewed. I'm gonna read some things on on this package while you take your first sip and you mull it over, okay? So this package contains Lion's Mane, Chaga, Rishi, Turkey Tail, Cordyceps, Maitake, and Shiitake. Now, this has- I know those. These have more culinary mushrooms than I was assuming.

Bro, this is soup. But the tasting notes, rustic chocolate, toasted almonds, and rich earth. That do be tasting like rich earth. Yeah, do you have any open stores in your mouth? I have no, I have no HSV-1 flare ups. I have herpes simplex one, but herpes simplex one does not have me.

Let me know when you're done, I'll have a sip. That is delightful. If you just told me that was a type of brewed coffee from a country that I'd never been to, if you're like, hey, this is Eretrian style coffee. I would have said, hell yeah. I would have been like, yeah, I've had that before and lied. I'm cultured.

No, but there are really deep chocolatey notes. There is a bitterness to it. Obviously coffee is already a bitter thing. Right, none of these are sweetened unless stated otherwise. But when it comes to coffee, a lot of people have their specific beans and their specific roast and their specific roast

There's specific coarseness of grind and all this stuff what I have is a company called Don Francisco and Don Francisco makes Like a vanilla hazelnut Pre-ground coffee that I buy for like seven dollars a tan over at the Ralph's and I dump it into my mr Coffee coffee machine actually I'd upgraded. I'd now have a Ninja drip coffee maker that costs like 40 bucks. He has money. Forty dollars I do indeed have. And so I don't like go out of my way to brew nice coffee to me. Coffee is like a nice medicine.

And half the time I'm adding protein. Coffee is medicine and chicken is medicine? Actually, yes. OK, great. And creatine is medicine. Great. I'm happy for you. Because you're well medicated. Nicole, these are the powders that improve my life. Creatine makes me big and strong. Protein makes me big and strong in a different way.

And then caffeine makes my brain catch up to how big and strong I'm getting. Oh my gosh. You know what I mean? But that is the way that I think about my own supplementation. And then Ashwagandha does nothing to calm me down. And I have turmeric pills because I saw Tony Hawk in a commercial for him. Turmeric pills? Cuenal Turmeric. Is that why your skin is so orange?

No that's because it's finally been sunny in LA and I've been going on more hot girl walks. Are you sure it's not the beta carotene and the turmeric? No you know how I know that is because I forget to take the turmeric. It's just there? Just on my desk. Oh my gosh. The pills are so big and I'm like I just could cook with it instead.

Okay, so this is Kulture Shroom's Mushroom Cold Brew Coffee. For 12 fluid ounces you get 175 milligrams of caffeine. Is that a lot Mr. Josh? That is quite a lot. FDA caps your recommended daily intake of caffeine at 400 milligrams per day. But this is 12 ounces, 175 milligrams. So a cup of coffee is a really weird thing we've talked about this before a cup in culinary terms

or scientific terms is eight fluid ounces correct but when people calculate a cup of coffee they do it as six ounces I think because that might be the measurement of the old styrofoam cups that were always like at a coffee water cooler inside an office. So that's a really weird thing. So if this is two cups of coffee, 175 milligrams, somewhat standard, more on the high side I'd say. Nuts. But 175 like Celsius says 200. Red Bull standard 8.3 ounce can only has I believe 87 or 78. Really? Yeah, Red Bull got sued because they don't have enough caffeine. Wow. And then these are the three

mushrooms. So Lion's Mane, 300 milligrams, Cordyceps, 300 milligrams, and Turkey Tail, 300 milligrams. I'm gonna take a sip. Down the hatch you go. The thing with mushroom coffee is, this kind of stuff only affects the people who have enough disposable income to sort of-

This is rich people BS. This is rich people BS, right? That's what we're going at? This is rich people Etsy BS. These people BS, right? That's what we're going at? This is rich people Etsy BS. These are people who like to go on Etsy and spend their money on crystals, which I don't know if they work or not, but I choose to believe that they don't work. And they're like, I'm going to drink mushroom coffee instead of regular coffee and my life is going to improve.

Definitely. I have a question about your personal finances. Bring it on, baby. I don't know anything about them. I want to be one of those personal finance podcast hosts who's just like, Caleb Hammer. Oh my God. baby. I don't know anything about them. I want to be one of those personal finance podcast hosts who's just like, Caleb Hammer? Oh my god. I don't like those videos.

Oh, they make me so uncomfortable. Oh my god, I love Caleb Hammer videos. You don't know your take home? You don't know you? We particularly cast you because we think you're an idiot and we want to make fun of you. You don't know your take home? They're sitting there just like, oh, I got to check.

But anyways, do you think that you buy more little trinkets and knickknacks because it seems so insurmountable to actually save up for a house? Do you think that I buy little trinkets and knickknacks? Do you assume that I buy? You're out here with collagen peptides and all these little knickknacky things. Is that a knickknack? I think it's a knickknack. I don't know. Does it work? I'm out here drinking creatine. Do I consume more protein because of that? And does my, has my diet improve because of it? Yes, that's not a knickknack. Do I buy things because I think I can never afford a house?

Is that what you're asking me? Yeah. So it feels easier just to like buy like an $8 thing to bring you joy because I feel that way constantly. I'm so like optimistic and stupid that I think I'll be able to buy a house one day. They're so expensive in Los Angeles. I know. I don't know what we're going to do.

I- Buy an $8 coffee about it and think that it's improving your life. Just link up with somebody, build a compound. I'll have one little corner of it. I've been asking you for months about this compound thing. I know. We gotta get the compound off of you. You're married now. You're married now. I'm married. I'm still writing the manifesto. I mean, Bible. I mean, foundational text of our compound. I've told you about this compound for months,

and it's not a bad idea, and I think it would be more helpful if you just did that. We'd all just live off the land. I can learn how to farm and milk a cow. This upsets me. I hate that. I already don't like cold brew as it is. I don't think it's the mushrooms. I think it's the cold brew. Sometimes certain cold brews taste like soy sauce and kombucha, and that's no one's fault other than the the coffee

We've done a couple Nicole and I aren't experts on a lot of the things really. Coffee is one of those things that we're not big experts I think we're experts on taste in general and generally are knowledgeable about the food space But like actual coffee brewing isn't we did a podcast like is cold brew overrated where I fully stand by my assessment that There was nothing wrong with iced coffee with coffee that was brewed hot and then chilled and that's enjoyable Drinking this it's not the mushrooms. That's making this coffee. It's the cold brew. This is terrible And it has this like coppery sulfuric taste that I went to like a I was doing a little hot girl walk around my I know I saw you put your sunglasses on and go.

No, not today. I'm talking about like a couple weeks ago. And I wandered upon a new little coffee shop and I was like, mmm, yum, I'm gonna treat myself. And it's like in like a big antique store that I think got really successful. And they're like, well, we're gonna open up the coffee shop of our dreams. And I got a cold brew for like $6 and I was like, oh God. And it was just the worst tasting thing. Nicole, for me to not finish caffeine... It's a lot.

It's a lot. I had to throw it in the trash. It was so bad. Did you put any sweetener in it? No, I love black coffee. I love the taste of black coffee. But a lot of cold brews, they just get disgusting and hyper acidic. And do you remember... Let's put Smosh on blast here. Do you remember the first brand,

or the first batch of Smosh's cold brew coffee? Yeah, of course I do. And it was like something happened in the industrial process? And we said, did something happen? And then they found out something did? And was like, yeah, something did happen. It was brewed in the same vat that kombucha was brewed. And like live cultures got into the coffee or something?

And they never washed it down properly, I believe. Again, please, Ian, fact check. No, they fixed it. They fixed it. Yeah, it was good. And Smosh washed it down properly, I believe. Again, please, Ian Fackchuk. No, they fixed it. They fixed it and the coffee was great. Yeah, it was good. Yeah, it was good, yeah. But this tastes like that first batch. Yes. That's why I said it tastes like soy sauce and kombucha. There's something going on in there and I don't like it. That's a bummer.

Okay, well let's try... Mud? Mud water. Mud water. I'm gonna read the... Give it to me. I wanna read it. Here, you read it. I'll take a sip of mud water This is my first mud water. I've ever okay cacao masala chai cordyceps linemane Reishi chaga turmeric and Himalayan salt so there's no Okay, yeah, so mud water was sold completely as a coffee alternative Yeah, and if you're looking for just a brown delicious beverage to wake you up in the morning without caffeine real

brown delicious beverage to wake you up in the morning without caffeine. Real lifting heads here will know the term Stim Free. This is your Stim Free Pre. It's really yummy. You have Stim Free Pre or are you going pro Stim on your Pre? I'm pro Stim in my Pre every morning before I start my day. This is a delight. That was really good. Mud water is great. Really good. This is just Masala Chai. It's delicious.. That was really good. Mud water is great. Really good.

This is just masala chai. It's delicious. It's masala chai, but it's great. It's masala chai advertised for surfer white dudes. Yeah, correct. And it's really good. It's called mud water, dude. Yeah.

Getting muddy in the water out there drinking your masala chai. This is really good. Yeah, no, this is awesome. Oh, there is a little bit of black tea powder though So that would be the chai and the masala chai. Oh, you're like this is a cup of masala chai with mushroom powder I'm so sorry. I'm so stupid. This was delicious. No cap very little caffeine though So if you're not so if you're looking do they say the caffeine content on there? No, I'm reading it just iron potassium I don't see anything related to caffeine in the here Just iron potassium. I don't see anything related to caffeine in here.

This is- Oh, here you go. I would drink this at night. This is a lovely beverage that I would sit down to watch the White Lotus with. 35 milligrams of caffeine versus 95 milligrams in an average cup of coffee? This is just enough caffeine. This is the methadone of caffeine that I need

where it's just enough to stave off the itchies that I get if I don't have caffeine. Can I tell you something? Yes please. That's really controversial and it might create a lot of like drama for us on the pod. What? I don't like the White Lotus at all. Get out. You're fired. Maggie, you're the host of the podcast. Do you like White Lotus? I like the first season. I did not like the second season. Oh my god, both of you are fired! I'm running this thing! Do you even have firing and hiring power? Get out of here.

I really didn't like White Lotus and maybe, maybe I just need to like reflect on that. Aubrey Plaza, Theo James, Will, what's his face to get the British actor that has like a big cult following, cause he made that show Flowers that a lot of people like on Channel 4, but I can't remember his last name. He was in a real pain. No, none of it. Not at all. Megan Faye, that whole quadrangle did nothing for you?

No, nothing. Interesting. I also haven't seen Severance. What? You're just doom scrolling all the time. I started Yellow Jackets three days ago. Everyone You're just I started yellow jackets three days ago everyone I started yellow jacket. I love it friend of the show Ella Purnell It's going to ask a congenial in that mud water really good rules. I a hundred percent would drink this no

I think in fact I have mud water at home that I've not opened for a year It's just sitting next to the tea bags. We'll figure it out. Okay. Yeah, generally impressed that product, but again, it is kind of a masala chai, so just get some like instant masala chai if you want that. But the mushrooms, I guess, do good stuff. Nicole, tell about this last one. Okay, so I was looking for a local spot that makes mushroom coffee, because if you're me, when I'm walking down the streets, everyone's like, oh, new chagachinos. Oh, new like... Chagachinos is an upsetting phrase that I've heard. Yeah, like new mushroom coffee infused with adaptogenic whatever. Chagachinos. Oh, new, new like. Chagachino is an upsetting phrase that I've heard.

Like new mushroom coffee infused with adaptogenic, whatever. So they, so Alfred says that they have the OG Chagachino, I believe is what it's called. And Josh has a Chagachino. I have the Machaga, which is matcha. Oh. Yeah. So I have the Machaga and you have the regular Chaga Yes, fine

If you want a budget I am often asked to go to coffee shops when I have already consumed my caffeine content for the day Mm-hmm, so I understand the need for a non caffeine drink. But what I love is getting like a nice iced tea But I don't like that. But instead you can get a Chagachino. Does it taste good? Does that taste good? Um not necessarily it tastes like steamed sweet milk with a little bit of bitterness in it. I don't like it. Let me try the the Chagamacha. What do they call it? Chaga...chaga...machaga? Machaca? Machaga! The Mexican air-dried beef dish?

That's delightful. The mancha is significantly worse. Chagatino is way better. They're both really bad. Both awful. And wait, wait, they were both $8 a piece. I spent $16 on these little cubs! Alfred, you're killing me! Enough! Do these medicinal mushrooms maybe help stave off cancer $15 on these little cubs. Yeah Alfred you're killing me enough do

Do these medicinal mushrooms maybe help stave off cancer and have anti-aging properties? The early science says like yeah a little bit I guess probably in so far as broccoli also has that stuff is this also solely the domains and whimsies of the Absolutely rich with disposable income or people buying trinkets to keep them happy enough to realize that they don't ever have the ability to afford a home. Yeah, I guess this to me will not affect the culture at large, but is a fun symptom of the fact that there's a massive title shift in the food and drink space as we question all the stuff that our parents sort of grew up drinking

as Diet Coke is gradually supplanted by, HealthAid started a new probiotic soda brand, SunAid or SunHealth or DoSun. DoSun. DoSun. ["Sweet Homework"] Well, all righty, Nicole, we're all filled up on chagachinos. We've heard what we have to say.

Now it's time to find out what other wacky ideas are rattling out there in the universe. It's time for another segment we call Opinions Are Like Casserole. Alright let's see what the first opinion is. What do you think it's going to be? Hello, my name is Amy. And I wanted y'all's opinion because I love eating peanut butter and sugar sandwiches. But apparently, it's an abomination. And it's crazy. But you guys try them and then you'll see that they're good. Anyways, good job on the podcast. Thank you.

Good job. Peanut butter and sugar sandwich. Sounds're good. Anyways, good job on the podcast. Thank you. Oh, good job. Peanut butter and sugar sandwich. Sounds so good. It sounds great. I'm curious if it's just sprinkled with granulated sugar because there's a product out there that's kind of like a liquidy sugar, but it actually comes from nature. Do you mean honey? It's made by animals. Honey. Peanut butter and honey sandwiches are like my favorite

thing in the world. I like peanut butter and honey sandwiches. I mean, I would almost, I would put brown sugar. Brown sugar sounds nice. Brown sugar, peanut butter sandwiches sounds right up my alley. Love it. You know what I think they're kind of halfway to creating though? If you ever just take... A peanut butter cookie. No, no, no, no. Reese's Peanut Butter Cup filling.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is basically you just take peanut butter and blend in a bunch of powdered sugar. Yeah. Then you get that kind of like chalky, salty from the peanut butter, earthy, but also real, real sweet. Right, right, right. And it'll be really good. And then you could just, instead of the bread,

just cover it in chocolate, you know? I'm down with this. And then you have a peanut butter and sugar sandwich. Who calls it an abomination? Whoever you're surrounding yourself with is a wee bit dramatic, okay? Tell them to relax. Can I ask you a question?

What would happen if you made a peanut butter and sugar sandwich like cut out a round of it with the bread but then coated the Whole thing in chocolate you just be having a good time, baby What you mean, I think that'd be really nice a little thin chocolate coating on like a full sandwich We just talked about how America's so obsessed with healthy at wildly unhealthy. I'm gonna cover your sandwich and chocolate Put sugar on the peanut butter. We are the problem and the solution. That sounds nice. Hi, Josh and Nicole, big fan of the podcast.

My thing, like casseroles, is actually a recipe. If you take red wine and or balsamic vinegar and a little bit of oil and you soak the cheapest garlic and butter croutons you can find in it, you have poor man's fancy bread at restaurants. That's all I have. Love the podcast. Bye.

Okay. Let's dissect this. Let's dissect this, Josh. What's going on? What's going on? I'm going to tell you what's going on. You ever been to a restaurant, they give you bread with olive oil and balsamic? It feels like a relic of years past in a way that I love.

This person is saying you ain't got to do all that, just give me croutons. Soak the croutons in that and then spoon it out. Do you think they meant red wine or red wine vinegar? I think maybe red wine. Yeah, I think, oh, they said red wine or balsamic vinegar, as in red wine vinegar. I see. I thought it was literally just wine. Me just wine and I thought you were referencing like a medieval wine Sop, yes is what they used to do So the term toast literally refers to the piece of toast that they would put in their wine

So I thought you were creating a medieval wine. Sop Me too for a second. What they're talking about is Croutons instead of bread instead of buying fresh bread. Yes. You let your bread dry. Shelf stable, croutons keep forever. How many times have you found a bag of croutons in the back of your pantry and you're like, this three years old, I'm gonna still eat them. You gotta know something about me.

My household at this point is a crouton-free house. No way. Crouton-free, but... For health? No, we're just not crouton people. Sometimes I buy them for David, I'm like, here you go, there's your little tree. But for the most part, we're just not crouton people sometimes I buy them for David. I'm like here you go. There's your little tree

But for the most part we have very because in my in my salads my salads are mostly on the fresh Like part of palm cherry tomato Romaine butter lettuce situation, which croutons I think take away from from that Yeah, you're not making like the sizzler crouton side salad. No no yeah yeah I love to make big entree salads oh I make big entree salads sometimes you know big big Andre salad giant I'm like oh I thought you meant Andre the champagne like I'm reducing that no so but I love toasting panko with like some garlic like I'll do that that's a fun time yeah that um this sounds interesting because I do love a dressing soaked with like some garlic on the oil. Yeah, like I'll do that. That's a fun time. I'll do that. I'll use that. This sounds interesting,

because I do love a dressing soaked crouton. I feel like you need the lettuce next to it as a certain plausible deniability. We all know where they're from. This is a little odd. This is odd. Bro, I went to Bob's Big Boy the other day. Oh yeah.

And I got there like, you know they kind of invented the Big Mac. What? It's called like the Bob's Big Boy special or something. But yeah, Bob's Big Boy basically invented the Big Mac. I didn't know that. Same exact thing as the Big Mac. Came out before the Big Mac. What? It's called like the Bob's Big Boy special or something. But yeah, Bob's Big Boy basically invented the Big Mac. I didn't know that. Same exact thing as the Big Mac. Came out before the Big Mac.

McDonald's kind of copied them. Wow. Yeah, but it comes with a side salad and they're like, what dressing do you want? It's like ranch, obviously. And it was almost like a ranch soup with floating lettuce bites. Ew. And it was, I threw half my french fries into the salad. Oh, Pittsburgh style.

Pittsburgh salad, yeah. Um, but anyways, yeah, this is great. I don't, I wouldn't call it like a, like a hack, but I guess you called it a recipe, so yeah, if you're happy, I'm happy, dude. Same. Okay, my opinion is, cookies are a dessert. Oh, oh, oh, oh. I know it seems obvious.

What do you mean? But my family recently got in a very heated debate about this, where I was appalled to find out that my father, who I love and respect, thinks that cookies are not dessert. What are they? Cookies are, in his words, a sweet treat. Oh, I was literally going to say that. So I really just need you to settle this for me and basically tell me that I am correct

that cookies are dessert. Okay. Thank you. Why can't they be both? Well, I think her father is saying that they certainly are not both because I think she would argue that if you asked her are cookies a sweet treat, certainly that's just a fact of life. They're sweet and they're a treat.

But are they dessert? Her father says no. She says yes. What kind of cookies are we talking about? Let's just a fact of life. They're sweet and they're a treat. But are they dessert? Father says no, she says yes. What kind of cookies are we talking about? Let's say a chocolate chip. A chocolate chip cookie, is that dessert? Yeah, what do you mean, yes? I agree with you, but I'm guessing for her dad, a dessert is like a piece of pie,

a cake with a fruit compote on it, a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream, a sundae, whatever. And then a cookie is kind of like an everyday snack at any time of day where you're like, I need to eat a little treat. I don't agree with your father. There is actually a fascinating sort of cultural, political history here revolving around,

God, what do they call it? Like Dine de Russe or something, which means Russian style dinner service, which like the French royal courts, this is dead serious where it comes from. So like at some point the French royal courts switched to what they called a Russian style dinner service, which like the French royal courts, this is dead serious where it comes from. So like at some point the French royal courts switched to what they called a Russian style dinner service, where dessert became a formalized course in a dinner service. I know why. Why? Because of the queen who came from Russia. Yeah, yeah. Who was it?

I don't know. I saw the L. Fanning. There was some. Catherine the Great. Was it Catherine the Great? Probably was. Why else would they change? It would have been around that time. Just for the sake of it. And even that changed the eating habits of Americans right it even like Russian style dinner service had more Individualized plates as opposed to like large roasts and family style makes which would have been more popular in Western Europe So this idea of what dessert is and it literally comes from the term de serve or to like de serve the table So basically I'm clearing off the entrees and here's a little sweet treat for you as dessert So this is like a pretty new concept The sweets aren't people been eating sweets forever

But the idea that dessert is strictly something at the end of a meal is like really new in human history And so I get why your dad would say that and I think a lot of our dads grew up with more Formalized ideas of what a meal is like for my dad a meal was a vegetable with starch with meat. That's still my ideal of a meal. But you would eat like a stew for a meal. Yeah well the stew is the vegetable and the meat. My dad had the b7, not not all the time we kind of ate whatever, but like for him the quintessential meal was like a ham steak mashed potatoes and peas Okay, you know and a lot of that comes from like these old timey rules of dining like that particular one was that foods were harder

To digest if they were mixed together Okay, you know and it was like a kind of high-class thing to not have to eat soup Oh, you know great book called revolution at the table by I think Harvey Levin stein is his name But goes into all these sort of antiquated notions of dining. Well, I think a cookie is both, so sorry to your father. I agree. I think dessert can be anything you want it to be. That's kind of sweet.

Cheese boards are considered dessert. No way. Cheese boards are not dessert whatsoever. That is weird as hell. With a nice tawny port with a little cheese course? I get down with cheese in fortified wine, but as dessert, does it satisfy the same thing at all? Have you ever done it before?

Yeah, of course I've done it. You go to a fancy restaurant. Wait, hold on. I don't believe you. Instead of getting a dessert, you get a cheese, there's like on the menu, there's a cheese course that you could do instead with the nice tawny porter What's that one wine you talk about? So turn Oh so turn?

Like a Madeira, yeah Like have you ever done that instead For like I love cheese, but I would rather eat cheese before my meal Oh after my meal. Oh. After my meal, I do really crave something sweet. With grapes though? Like the cheese board comes with grapes. I'm familiar.

Like a fig jam or something. Yeah, what's the problem? I would much rather eat cheese at any other point in the meal. Okay, fair. I don't, and they aren't substitutes at all. Like a cookie or cheese? A cookie or a pie? A cookie or a cake?

That makes sense. Those are both sweet, pastry-driven things. Ice cream... A cookie or cheese? That's weird to me! And it's just a very French thing. Well, maybe you should be a little bit more French. I love a dessert, like a clever play on a cheese that's like, ooh, here's a Roquefort cheesecake.

I hate that. Really? No, I had it. It was a... Makes me sick. What it was was a brioche savorant cheesecake that I had. Makes me sick to my stomach. We're so relatable right now. How many times you had a brioche savorant? We just drank mushroom coffee. We are so unrelatable. It's probably our best quality right now. It's how unrelatable we are.

Oh, god. Give me a cookie for dessert. You're right. Cookies are the best things. Well, that was a very sensual intro I wasn't expecting. We're very sexy, we watched that. Hi, my name is Chris from Rhode Island. Also hi Josh, Nicole, Maggie, and potential guest. Hi. So as I stated, I'm from Rhode Island, so this isn't so much an opinion but maybe just a question for anyone who may be there. We can answer. Have any of you experienced any of the delicacies from Rhode Island? Bro, no.

Never. Clan cakes, New York system hot wieners. No. Del's lemonade, which is somewhere between like an Italian ice and a Flushie. No. Our pizza strips. No. AKA party pizza.

No. Or also coffee milk. No. Coffee, coffee syrup with milk. Let me know. I appreciate it though. No. Have syrup with milk. Let me know. I appreciate it though. Have a good one.

Is that like Bosco? I, what? Is that like Bosco? What's Bosco? You ever seen Seinfeld? No. Ah, get out, you're fired. Not a single episode of Seinfeld, I've missed it all.

Disgusting, how can you claim to be Jewish? I've seen Curb. Okay, fine, fine. And I love Jesse Eisenberg. I consider myself to be... one of the more, like, well-versed people in terms of American regional... I'm not a scholar, but you know, I spend a lot of time...

Scholar adjacent. ...researching, reading a lot of books. Um... Brother, I've heard of, like, one of those things. I've heard of coffee milk. I've never heard of coffee milk. I've heard of coffee milk. It's a literal, it's a literal syrup

that's a coffee-flavored syrup that you mix into your milk. That I've seen.'s a literal. It's a literal syrup That's a coffee flavored syrup that you mix into your milk that I've seen but like that's a Rhode Island thing I don't know I saw Rhode Island coffee milk. You've done that. This is a Rhode Island I've never had it, but I saw it on Twitter like three years ago I know Rhode Island has a lot of like Portuguese influence because they were like Portuguese fishermen. Yeah, see autocrat That's what I know like this that sounds like a Russian brand the coffee milk. It sounds delightful. Um clam cakes I've never had it sounds great I'm claims are my favorite little secret or to eat and I love anything turned into a cake Oh, I have had the red wieners. What are called something weird?

They're called like New York Transit System wieners or something look up Rhode Island red wieners what they're called I've had those we we shipped them from Rhode Island to make like a really specific hot dog once. And they were like, perfectly fine. I would love to. I would love to go Rhode Island Board of Tourism, please send us there. We need to go to Providence and all your other cities of which I can surely name. Oh, PETA! That's Rhode Island, right? Pizza strips? I've never heard of a pizza strip. I can imagine what it is. This is nuts. Is it like the St. Louis sliced bagel

I've oh maybe Maybe I respect I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I love your culture. I respect it. It's beautiful. I just have Just kidding. I have never tried any of these things But I got new things to Wikipedia later and that's always a good time for me I think it's not your job to educate us But I'm very glad that you've taken the time to do love a good wiki hole always just get sucked in to the wiki hole Why did you open your laptop look at pizza strips

Hi, Josh and Nicole. It's me from Rhode Island Love it. Oh, my food hot take is that just eat the leaves on the strawberry. It's really not that bad. You don't have to deal with the fact of coring it. I think it tastes good with chocolate-covered strawberries. It's a nice, you know, green tasting finish. Just eat it. It's fine.

Bye. Z? No, I want to go first. Z, let me tell you, I have actively avoided eating the leaves of a strawberry my whole entire life. But now, at this point, let me tell you right now, I'm going to start eating the leaves. Thank you, Z. I'm going to start.

I'm starting. I have an update. We did have a couple months ago, a caller say something similar, and I vowed that I would never eat a strawberry without the leaves ever again. They were correct and I'll change my ways. I ate one strawberry with the leaves and I went ah, no, I missed the old strawberry. Yeah, you know, I think it's one of the things where it's been ingrained for so long. What I do do, here's what I do to combat food waste.

What do you do do? Here's what I do do. Because what I do I can bat food. What do you do do is what I do do because generally I cook dinner and then you know Julie will do the dishes and after she does the dishes. She'll slice up our nightly fruits So wonderful, we like fun little fruits at night. It's like our little healthy dessert It's a nice little cream on a little crumbled shortbread But less strawberries, they're kind of outside my top five favorite fruit, but I eat them because she loves them um and then I get off the couch and I They're kind of outside my top five favorite fruit, but I eat them because she loves them. Mm-hmm. She'll slice them. And that's called compromise. And then I get off the couch and I scurry over to the kitchen and I nibble around all the leaves

and I make sure that all of the flesh gets eaten like a little rat. That's cute. You know what my husband's favorite fruit is? A pomelo. Could he have a more annoying fruit to love? Pomelos are so annoying. They're delightful. I love them. It's a big-ass grapefruit with a ton of, like, hard pit. Oh, my gosh. It is the most labor... Of course my husband loves the most labor-intensive fruit

to have ever existed on planet Earth. And of course, because I love them, obviously I get down in there and I do it all by hand. Pomelos have a thick, um... When you love somebody... Styrofoam-y rind to them, too. When you love somebody, you are willing to sacrifice time, energy, and your fingernails

to make them happy with the pomelo. Are you not just carving it with a knife? I do, but then I like to put my thumb in and just like get that in. Ah, get the segments out, yeah, yeah. I like to get the segments, I like to pre-segment it as well because I love my husband.

You know what's been a great advancement in our lifetime that I think we need to pay more attention to? The peelability of oranges. I love oranges. Oh, they are more peelable now? So clementines, I feel like that was something that's like a somewhat new cuties, halo, a couple different brands. Growing up with it, if you ever as a kid tried to peel like the lunch line, navel orange,

and you're like, this is all pith, my fingers are bleeding, this sucks. I have to tell you something. The school I went to, they would like start it for us. God dang it. I'm so sorry. They had the labor to start the orange for you. They would like start the orange. I was just digging with my fingernail.

And then cuties, you have to fully peel it. The whole thing is edible, even seedless. I love cuties. And now, sumo oranges? I haven't had a sumo this year. Oh my God. Is this still sumo citrus season? It is still sumo season.

Please let's buy one. Go to your local Ralph's, I've been ripping through sumos. They're a sumo this year. Oh my god. Is it still sumo citrus season? It is still sumo season. Please let's buy one. Go to your local Ralph's. I've been ripping through sumos. They're a giant clementine. They have this like beautiful knobby skin, just loose. You can slough it off and just the biggest, sweetest internal orange segments that are so fun to eat. God, I want one right now.

Sumo citrus, incredible. The peelability of oranges, we are living in the future and I think that's awesome. I think we're done. Do it with pomelos. I think we're done. Peelable pomelos. But how's... You ever buy a pomelo? How else can I show my love? That's a fair point. I do love cutting fruit for my sweetie. Love cutting fruit for my sweetie. We're just, you know what our problem is? We're turning into old men and women, me and you, where you are aging, and I am loving every second of it. Did the mushroom coffee make me feel younger?

No. Maybe I'm feeling a little bit- You got a pep in your step? A little ecstatic right now from the mushrooms. Maybe they're kicking in. I think it's the caffeine. The walls are melting. You just had a Celsius.

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