A Lot On Your Plate - Autumn Fashion & Our Pre-Holiday Glow Up

Episode Date: September 15, 2026

Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're getting ready for our girls trip to the South of France, so naturally we're talking outfits, beauty appointments and everything we're doing before we go!We're also sharing our thoughts on the biggest autumn/winter trends we're seeing everywhere right now, from chocolate brown and burgundy to suede, animal print, barrel-leg trousers and ballet flats.Plus, we're catching up on our five-hour croissant-making class, sharing some current food and beauty favourites and discussing whether anyone really needs a £400 toothbrush.Got a story or dilemma you'd like to share? Pop us a DM on socials or email [e-mail]!And remember you can sign up to Patreon for extra episodes every week plus bonus vlog-style content, competitions, group chat, early access to tickets and looooads more! See you there piggies 💖 patreon.com/ALotOnYourPlate Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Tuesday, guys. Happy Tuesday. Welcome back to Zy Pod. How is your week? Are you asking me or the Podpikes? The Podpigs. I've got a whole hour to ask you how your week was, Hen. But guess what?

It's holiday week. Woo! Girls trip! We are going to South South of France in two sleeps. We're going to be boogeing. Jason says to me, stop fucking saying soft. Soft. I love it.

Soft. South of bronze. We fly to Nice and we're staying in Can can. Cairn. Can't. Honestly, I'm so excited. I can't wait for this girl's trip.

And I'm, as you can tell, I'm feeling far cheerier than last week because I have an angel of a toddler. He's back. Welcome back, Jenison. I'm actually gagged at the contrast. Yeah. Basically, I had four days of solo parenting again,

Rich went down Where did he go, Zoe? You know more than me Was it Cornwall? Near Cornwall way Flew to Bristol, rented a car then drove to some fitness event And I was thinking, oh my God If he's like this, I just simply can't

No, that would have been horrendous by the way And I picked him up from nursery on Thursday night And in fact I think it was Wednesday He has been I can't even describe to you how incredible he's been Like I've had the most wonderful weekend with him Like proper bonding We were kept ourselves busy

went here and everywhere. In fact, I've logged a lot of it for last week's side dish or if you're on Patreon you'll have seen. But also he probably feels amazing. Yeah, because he just feels brand new. Exactly. Honestly, so for a hot minute, I thought I had a devil toddler. I was like, oh my God, my life's over.

And it's so true what people say. It's like, it's just a phase. Give them back. And I was thinking, oh my God, he's just, this is the terrible twos. I've entered it early. But no, he's talking so much. I can't believe how much his talking's coming on. It's, I felt like, do you know what it was?

I think I felt like I had a little, Zuzo, I think I felt like I had a little pal all weekend. Like we were just having chats. And I was like, do you want to say things to him? Like, right, should we go for a nap now? Okay. Okay. And he keeps saying, sorry, sorry.

When he barges past me, like in the right context. Yeah. He'll say, um, Alexa. Off. And I'm funny. I'm funny. Yes, you are funny. He is funny.

He's funny and he knows it. He's cheeky. Oh, that's another one. Cheeky, cheeky. He just copies everything I say. Yeah. But he's smart. He's coming on so well.

He is smart. I think he's clever. He is. He's sorting colours and stuff now, honestly. I need to link actually a good toy for you girlies to get. But anyway,

I'm in a good mood. I've rambled on for two minutes. How are you, Zoe? Yeah, I'm fine. I'm in a good mood. Because we're going soft. Correct. Can't wait for soft with my girls.

girls. I would quite like a rosy wine. Would you? At that beach club we're going in the first day. We can get a bottle. Basically sea through. It's so pale. You know what I mean? Provence. We're in the province. That's what I'm wanting.

Well, we'll do that. And then you get that sort of like wine drink way. Yeah. Heartburn way. No, but you're getting ready for dinner and you're a wee bit of wine drunk and a bit like wee giddy. But first night jitters. We're going to be up for three

because we guys we're flying for Medinburgh. It's 6 a.m. With sleazy jet. So I think we are going to be a bit... I know. I'm no a napper, though. I'm not, Zoe. I can't see if we go from Beach Club

to getting ready and there's naps happening in between. I'm not doing that. I'm not napping. I'm having a Prosecco on that flight, by the way. Yeah, we can... I think we just need to, once we start drinking, we don't stop. Yeah, we're going to do it.

That's when you flag, I think. Also, first night, it's more chill with the outfits and all that. so let's just fling it on let's get ready quick and get back out I feel like me and you get ready quick anyway though I get ready very quick and I also will just scrape the hair back if I can't be arsed and I feel good look that

I feel like my hair will be up majority because it's going to be hot no I'm getting a blow dry by Jack tomorrow so I'm because it'll be smooth and straight I'm going to bring you myself bonnet yeah keep the bonnet and I'm going to peek in and see if you get it on every softened

no I said to Zoe hilarious that I've started my uh... Invisaline journey again and I've not got it in right now. But I have been really good with it since I've got it, to be fair. But I said to Zoe, those braces and that silk bonnet will be full off. Out. Oversimulated, out. See you.

Especially when you're bit pissed as well. You'll just be like, nah, I'm no putting it on. Nah. It won't be. Neither of those things will be. I might as well pack them. I will bring the bonnet, though, because I'll put it on. I've got to.

I'll bring my two bonnets because I will put it on. Unless I'm like absolutely bit harsh. to which I do intend to be. Brut-ass. I feel like you're practicing your frosh. Interestingly, as you can tell, I've kind of got caught Jensen's illness, but this is not allergy-based right now.

But a tiny quick update on the old ferretin, I ordered some iron tablets. Zoe also happened to have the same thing. I think we spoke about this on Patreon for your hair. But I've been taking them religiously every day with a few of the little vitamins. And I do genuinely feel really good, you know. How's the poo?

I'm not poo very much. Stop your pooing. And when you poo it's black. It's just not a good poo. I think it constipates you about it. But I think eventually you'll get, I might be get used to it, but I'm not sure you ever do.

My cycle was getting a little bit shorter. But what I will say is, I think my hormones are balancing again because I've got my first big spot on my jawline. And that's very hormonal. Exactly in the longest time. Yeah, you've not had a spot in a while. It was before pregnancy, I would say.

Yeah. So I'm like, okay. I mean, I don't see it as like a bad thing. I'm like, okay. Normality. Yeah, yeah. We have to see it as a positive, eh? I've got spots, knock evocies at the moment.

I've got one right in my eyelid. I've got one right in at my nose under here. You've just come off your period, though. We kind of all in sync the girl is on the soft trip. And came off my period, but also had a two days. session. Yeah. So, you know, at Awadden. I was at Awadden. You were. Tough, tough, tough keg, but lovely time. Lovely time. Lovely time, but tough time. But you know what I did have to drink on the Saturday when I was back at the, their house because that was the plan? Smirno off ice.

Bring it back. It's back in my mind. I like blue WKDs as well. I'm fine with it. My friend Lindsay has always been one for a bit of a wicked. A wicked or a smurna off ice. and we all was like, pussy but when I was in Barcelona on the flight and stuff where were you, sorry? Bartholona. That's correct, thank you.

I had smirn off ice quite often on that trip and it kind of brought them back into my life. Just refreshing. So refreshing. Quite gassy though. Yeah. Bloating. Yep.

Not great for that sort of thing. But yeah, that was me at Wadden. What have we been up to? Well, on today's et we're going to talk a little bit about autumn winter trends she says

as she sat in a grey prison jumper basically I'm going to a gym class after here and look our glow up's

happening tomorrow we're having a spray tan I'm glowing I'm glowing down at the moment to glow up exactly we should maybe

also talk about after the autumn winter segment of the things we booked to get ready for a girl's trip

yes and that could follow on nicely to next week where we are going to give you an episode of

list. The list before list. We also went to a really cool baking class that we're going to talk about. We did. Tech. We have a product that we've seen that have come out that we need to discuss. It sounds crazy. We both need it. Another product of the week that I need to speak to you about as well and a couple of podcasts that I've listened to and something on the TV that we should discuss. So we went to Wheatberry's baking studio on Sunday and did a baking class for quassons and panosocolas We're so French We're so a very French month

Fine with that And it was so fun It's from 10 until 3 And you basically do like every stage of bacon pastries Because it's actually a three day process Yes Like in real time you kind of do one part

and then you can't wait for that to be ready so they kind of give you the ready part and then you do that. Yeah, all of that it was so good. It was really good. You roll them up, put the chocolate

and roll that up. What about the roll in the pastry? It's an arm workout. A workout. There was Prosecco you could have there was tea and coffee and then they had the most incredible lunch

that Cassie made some little baked goods a really gorgeous all singing all dancing feta almond salad, quinoa book wheat salad it was gorgeous actually it was so many nice textures I'm going to say that's the best salad I've ever eaten

and you don't like stuff like that you don't like mint in salads but it had minting it and you really enjoyed it it just wasn't too overpowering I can deal with it if it doesn't see if it doesn't come in every mouthful yeah I can deal with that

okay fair and it didn't really it was I would say every fifth every fifth But I loved it. It ticked it off my 30 before 30. It was great. The pastries are in my freezer ready. Ready for winter, I think. They'll come out when I'm back the trips. Yeah. We need to prove them then remember first for eight hours and then we can bake them at one 90.

God, we're experts. You get a PDF after. Zoe's also going to be making a lasagna, which we are, as you've all requested over on Patreon, we will be vlogging and it's going to be a monthly special over there. Everyone's a bit concerned about my lasagna and you know what, quite right, so. Because it's the easiest thing you've not ticked it off you. and you've got 12 days to do it. I know, it's quite stressful. So you're going to film it?

We'll get it done. We'll get it done. We'll film it. We'll film it the day after soft actually, so we'll be a bit fragile. That's going to be a tough day. I said to you that there's nothing more that I would enjoy than a lasagna after that trip. No, I know, same. And do you know what? Our flight home is reasonably early. Yeah, on Sunday. So we're not getting in late. So the kind of dying process will be contained to the Sunday, I think. And on Monday will be fine.

I don't think you understand how feral we're going to be. I'm going to be dancing in Lageret on the table with my tits out, I think. I think I know how feral we're going to be. Okay, that's good. Because I'm currently quite feral. Yeah, you are. We'll all be feral together. I will continue the feralness.

And we're all quite feral together. No, we are. I actually don't need to speak much around you a lot, which I love. Yeah. I just can I take it in. I don't think any of us speak when Molly's around. We don't get a chance to breathe. We're not finished the question she's asked.

Before she's asked something else. Which you know what? Good for the lazy people like me. Yeah. She's just crazy. Anyway, so. That's us. And that, honestly, not much more to tell you about.

Well, I think they do one, they do one baking class every month. Sorry, but they do three a month. So they do one weekend will be the sourdough baking class. We can learn to make the saladough. Yeah. Then you've got pizza. and then you've got

pan of chocolate and quassons which is joint together and then they have a weekend off so definitely check it out on Instagram you can just book it through their website can you? Yeah

and there's 10 people in a class It was a lovely experience I really want to do the Saturday one I cut my finger with a machete You did let me give you my product of the week Okay So last week you had mould spray

and you had vassaday Okay. Which, by the way, someone text me, message me to say, sorry, that you can get three of them for 20 quid from Costco. The Vaseline Gluteer range. Oh, really? That's quite good. Do you know, I've never been to Costco in my life? I think you would like Costco. I don't really know that I've been as an adult.

I mean to macro? No, and I'm not really a bulk shopper. Same. I don't... I don't... I don't... I don't the space, for one, and two. like two people

live in the house what we've bulk shopping for it's just unnecessary although you know when I do think it's good at see at Christmas time one of Jason's pals works in Booker so we bought like a couple of slabs

of like cans and some mixers and things like that and they are quite good just to have I do quite like stalking up at Christmas time I'm sure Costco is the place where you can get really good tray of sandwiches for part-eight partays

partays parties potet trays of potter sandwiches that's exactly where it is okay got it anyway product of the week what is it Aldi's protein bread

I usually get Jason's protein bread and it's the one in the purple pack Have you seen that? You don't get it often Yeah I don't love Jason's Yeah but you're talking about the Jason's blue sourdough long one It is a little bit That's not the best sourdough

I used to really love it but I'm like you know what the protein bread is way more dense and moist. Okay, yeah. But I then just tried Aldi's protein bread. Good. And it's amazing. Even better, so nicely tasted toasted. Is that a sourd or?

No, it's like, it actually is very, it must be the dupe of the Jason's one. Right. So it's in the same sort of like chunky, short, stumpy loaf. Yeah, yeah. Really rate it. Okay. And I got invited to Brayhead.

at the weekend to Veeves Tour de Face pop-up. Cute. And I got some freebies, so I would like to show you. And I got to try all these things first. I got to kind of have a little... Try before you buy. Yeah. So basically I went there to go and try their new concealer,

which Jamie didn't tell us about sneaky chops when she was on the pod. But I've got the new Skin Nova concealer. Wow. So it's not... I said to them, I was like, I'm sure you've already got a concealer. They're like, yeah, we do. But this is like the more lighter coverage, glowy. I've got shade 2-200.

I haven't got it on today, but I just thought I'd show you. Then I said to her, I didn't get a bounce balm. She never gave me that bounce balm. I could put it on vinted. I'm just going to have her lips on it. I'm not exaggerate when I say this, Zoe. This is now my absolute favourite lip balm. Right, I've not tried it.

I have the pink one in shade prick. Perfect name. The applicator is just gorgeous. the product is so thick and you want to try some let me see and the smell is divine and the colour is perfect

I love it love it love it I will be buying that and repurchasing whoa that smell just glide that on your little lips wow how nice is that Zoe

that's lovely I'm just trying it in the car well obviously she put it on me but she puts it on me with a little brush when I was in the chair but I put it on the car just there as it silverburn

and I was like holy she Shit, can't wait to tell the girls. That is gorgeous. Then she tested on a little blush for me. I do sunset blush balm in shade Malbec. Oh, nice. Yeah.

And then I got my new favourite lip-line. I feel like I've got so many lip-liners recently, but I usually like bark. And then the girl said to me, but have you tried, have you tried Aphrodite? No, it's brat. What did I just say? Bark.

No, I like Brat. That's right. I love the brat. And she went, have you tried Aphrodite or Aphrodite? I went, no, she went, you'll love it and I love it, got it on today. Got it on this with small pinky. How do people come up with these names as what I need, you know?

I know. And then, as I was literally leaving, they went, oh, we need to give you our new double-ended, build and blend 302 brush. That looks good, by the way. If you're on YouTube, look at that. That looks like a good brush. So yeah, thank you, Vee. That's, I feel really, wow, got gifted from me. That's a big time, isn't it? That is, you've made it.

You've made it, honey. So sweet. Anyway, they all said they love the pod. The whole team went out from London, they were there. They were like, we loved the pod. It was great. They felt like she was so relaxed. It was their favourite one.

Oh, that's good. Yeah, they loved it. Positive feedback. Exactly. So that was all my product of the week. Have you bought anything this week so you'd like to tell us about? Well, you actually picked me up the tintied brow jail, but I've not tried it yet. Oh, okay.

From Rare Beauty. I kind of forgot. When did you give me that? I don't know. I don't know. It was like quite a... Oh, when we were walking to Wheatbury. I got up a car.

Oh yeah, I don't think I was it quite turned on then. Yeah. When we got back on your car, I kind of felt like... I don't remember being in the car. Do you know what I mean? Like, I didn't feel hung over at the time. Yeah. But you're about like...

Maybe I was. Forgot about that. But no, so I don't think I bought anything, but we would like to discuss the dice and toothbrush. We have to discuss. I have to get that. I show Richard the video of it and he went, a bit much in it.

I was like, no, it's amazing. I don't think it is. I think I need that. So if you've not seen it, guys, it's basically a toothbrush that obviously brushes your teeth at the right, what would you call it? Speed, roughness, whatever that your teeth need.

It flotters your teeth. It shoots mouthwash in between your teeth. And it's got a camera. It's got a camera. But I think that's so helpful. What if you've got a bit of tooth? They can't see what's going on there. Do you know what I was thinking, right, with Dyson?

And it's something that I've thought for a long time. Like, we've all been using iPhones for a really chunk of our lifetime. Right? Previously it was BlackBree for a short period, but it was a good chunk. Right? Did you have a BlackBerry? No. I had the HTC bizarre.

I know. It's not that bizarre. It was kind of like I was a Samsung kid back then. That's what I mean, though. like it obviously wasn't that long if it didn't quite get to your age. No, my friends had black bodies. Oh, okay, fair. Okay, fine.

Then it was the razor flip phones and then it was Nokia. Nokia swooped it all, right? Nokia 3310. When are we going to be, when's the next phone? When's the next thing that we're all going to move over to eventually? I know people do, don't, I know everyone doesn't have an iPhone, sorry. I know there's like Samsung loyal. It's like, people that have a Samsung are like massive iPhone haters, aren't they?

That's my stepdad. That's my stepdad. He's like iPhone, Apple, trash. Yeah. But there's no denying that if you have Apple products with like headphones, Mac, it's so efficient. But I'm telling you right now I know from your Instagram story, you've got a Samsung. Agree, it's the emojis. I know.

And why is that? And people think that the Samsung camera is better. No, it's not. You can tell it to Samsung. It's not. Sorry. You can tell us to Samsung. You're being gaslit from Samsung.

No, I know, I agree. But I really love Samsung televisions. I think they're the best. Yeah. Samsung TVs are so good. I just think brands have their place and departments and unfortunate for everyone else. Apples is iPhones. Yeah.

Apples is the phone. Samsung can be the TV. Dyson can be the Hoover. But what I thought you were going to say there. I'm about to move on to it. I think Dyson need to create a phone. Oh no, that's not what I was going to say. Oh, what do you think I was going to say?

I think Dyson has done really well at becoming a more relevant piece of equipment in everyone's life rather than just a hoover Yeah, because they've got the air wrap They brought out a mask That's shark isn't it?

No, I think they do have a mask now as well LED mask And now they've got the toothbrush They've got They've got something else Hair dryer I was going to say a fan But that's shark

Shark a kind of But you know what I mean I feel like these are really like techy companies that were all quite kind of hoover household focus for a while. They've kind of gone into a more trend-driven market. Yeah, they've been into markets where you don't need to have a home, you don't need to have like kids,

you don't, like, you can just, you can have something Dyson even if you're 21, your mum and dad's. Yeah, I agree. And I think they've done it well. But I, honestly, I reckon, maybe phone is kind of a whole different ballgame though. But I do think if Dyson came in, created a mobile phone or shark,

I think it would be a strong contender for Apple. What about headphones? Is Dyson got headphones? Haven't they got the ones that are the ones with the mouthpiece and it was all like COVID stuff? Remember? Maybe, yeah.

But you would, I would buy Dyson headphones because I would feel like they would be really good and powerful. The Dyson fan. How could you forget that? Well, that spins. It's like that over. Oh yeah, I was thinking of the. Hand tells him to shark.

But yeah, I think Dyson are doing well. But I took a push at 400 pound. I used to do it. I think, I swear I did a study on James Dyson when I was at college. I did some sort of like paper on him. I'm sure I did. Yeah, it sounds about right. You probably did.

Very clever man. What? Is he still alive, James Dyson? I don't know. I didn't know his name was James. It is. I didn't know. Dyson was the surname.

James Dyson is the inventor and former Provost of Royal College of Art. I bet you's not that old, is he? Sir James Dyson, how old do you think he is? 6 to 8. You're close. No, actually, you're not close. He's 79. I don't think that's that old.

I remember watching... He's from Cromer. I honestly remember watching a few documentaries and interviews on him when I was writing this paper on him, I'm sure. God, it was years ago. And he seemed like a really sweet man. I've never really thought about him as a person, if I'm honest.

He still owns 100% of Dyson through his family holding company. Well? Let's say how much is worth. My favourite thing to Google. James Dyson net worth is guess. Two billion. Fuck, no. More?

Way more. 12 billion. More. 20 billion? 15 billion. Wow, he's rich. He is rich. He is also one of the largest private landowners in the United Kingdom,

holding roughly 33,000 acres of agricultural land. Wow. Do you still remember his... Well, he was famous for creating the bagless vacuum, right? Wasn't it like... That was like the first thing Dyson did. And also the... The cordless one.

The cordless one, yeah. But I'll be honest with you, I always feel like I prefer shark hovers over, well, I've got a henry now, and I think Henry is unbeaten. I can't explain to you how good a Henry Hoover is. But I've got a shark and it's the heaviest thing ever. It's actually hard to use.

Yeah. A henry is kind of like that. They drag it around. It's so good at what it brings up, but that's why all cleaners like Henry Hoover's. Yeah. It's the noise of a hemri, though, I don't love. It's kind of like plastic it.

off the ground, you know what I mean, of like that wide... Yes, you are right. Because you don't really use that... But you know, the long tube? Yeah. There's nothing more satisfied than hearing all the bits going up it. It clangs up the metal and it's like, oh my God, I love it because you know it's really getting... Yeah, that's satisfying.

Right, so I thought we would do the Lord's work for you and... Calate a little list of the trends we've been seeing for autumn winds, our favourite season. Cis-on. I love dressing for autumn winter. Same. And I actually quite like the things that I'm seeing kind of... coming back around again because I've still got some things in a wardrobe. But also, you know, we've say it millions of times.

Like we don't always love to follow trends all the time. I do think it's important to have a wardrobe of things that are sustainable and you can wear time and time again. We definitely both prefer buying more quality things than before. I can speak for myself. I can't speak for sorry. But I don't have bought hardly anything recently. You, however, are Aos's biggest fan.

But day-to-day stuff. see if I've got a holiday or an event a lot gets purchased and a lot goes back but over the past I'm going to say even since I live in the flat my day to day purchasing reduced significantly yeah

for just like clothes with no purpose and if you want a little hint on Vinted right Vinted is so fun to scroll when you get your algorithm to a T yeah I'm in trying to try Trying. Just search things that you enjoy that you like. Don't even have to even think that you want it.

Things that you like, eventually your whole feed will be everything that you want. At the minute, mine's like all things that I've been looking for South of France. Yeah, me too. And outfits for Jensen. I get so much stuff for Jensen on there. I've got the most beautiful. You see him as little cool camouflage shorts.

They were three pound, brand new with tags from Gap. That's real good, by the way. And they would have been like two seasons ago and camo is everywhere now. Yeah. So it's like, you look cool as it. I think I've put pictures of a few things into it recently and that helps get you write the right stuff. Take the picture of something you like, pop it in, a bit like you can do on ASOS and Google reverse image. Yeah.

Right, so I thought I'd write down a few things so making half the list with me. So seeing lots of camouflage and khaki sort of trousers everywhere. I was so here for that. So here for it. Love them. Me too. Just relaxed fit. Yeah.

Cobalt blue, I think, is kind of taken on red. Red is still definitely around, like bright red, but primary colours, I've seen cold blue everywhere, I love it so much. I love it too, and remember I had those nails, no one liked them. Bring them back. You set the trends, Zoe?

I think it was me. It was. Ragland T-shirts with the bright coloured sleeves, so you'd still have like the burgundy, the blues, the reds. I've seen lots of them with slogans on. That's my least favourite trend ever. I just hate things with like prints on,

like California, New York, big numbers. It's just not my... It seems a bit too like... Maybe I'm showing my age. No, I think it depends how it's done. I don't love it either. Yeah. But then I've got a top recently

that's kind of a bit like an acne studios dupe and it's that like... get a see-thruy white material. Yeah. And it says something. I couldn't tell you what it is, but it's something, like a place, but it's really mused.

You can hardly see it. Nice. I think that's cool. Yeah. But I don't like... But I wouldn't wear that either. Like, it's not because it's just what I'm saying. I just don't like that trend.

No, but I know what you mean. And I don't like it. But you were also six years younger than me. So you can get away with it. It's just not a trend that I love. I've never really liked, like, band t-shirts and stuff. I have probably wore them. I loved a band t-shirt back in the day.

But it's just not something I would enjoy to wear now. That was like my Friday night pub outfit. It was a band t-shirt and jeans. Yeah. Talked into like a leather skirt or something. Correct. Love it. And it was always a band that I'd never listened to in my entire life.

Oh my name was like AD. ADC. DC DC. ACDC? ACDC. Did you ever listen to them? No. Stripes are definitely still in, but I'm noticing that it's red.

Red stripes or red with a brown or red with a bluey purple. Yeah. They're coming back, but it's in that sort of different variation. I would say the biggest trend that I'm seeing at the moment now is like military style jackets with the frog fastening. The Mandarin style fastened, asymmetric buttons, anything that sort of go like sideways down your body. We got to fight, fight, five, five, by God, there's love.

I don't know about them. I'm not sure, but have you seen, which I love, there's a lot of blazers going around at the moment that are cropped with the... Love that. Asymmetric at the top. Love it. I love it. Padded shoulders. Got a brown one saved Nesos.

Yes, gorgeous. I've seen it. So nice. It's a two piece, I think. Yeah, so nice. But I do, I don't not like a military jacket. I'm not sure if I'm seeing me buying it though. But that could change.

But I went into Mango as well and I even saw a puffer jacket, like a big old winter puffer jacket from last year, but it's been moved on with the frog fastening. And it looks so cool. I was like, you know what? I can get on board with that. It works in ways. Leopard print. Tiger print.

Yeah, I love it. I mean, I've said it before, when you buy into prints, I'm always bidding it because I'm like, I hate looking back at myself with print. But now I'm like, I'm seeing it again. I like the tiger print. Like it's consistently coming back each time. But it's a tiger zebra that I'm liking.

Not so much leopard print. I do love leopard print. But I think I like leopard print more in accessories, like shoes and handbags. Yeah, I agree. Do you know what I mean? I still wear my leopard print pocket. Yeah, that's what I mean. And they go with loads.

Buy like a leopard print jacket or a leopard print trouser. I'm not getting much wear out of that, Zoe. No. I like prints though, but I know what you mean. Loafer's and Bali flats are still in. Yeah. A bit more, I would say a bit more like what you would wait at work is the vibe,

but you don't need to run it to work. Leather, ballet pumps, I'm saying now. And the shape of the front I'm noticing is more like pointy. Yeah, it's kind of going a bit square. Yeah. what's the Alicia had them on in London Tabby's she was making me how with them

she'd bought them you know the hideous horse trotter ones and honestly because we obviously hammered them years ago as well as the flipping netted belly pumps and I actually think now I love them just goes to show you when you see something so much you would adjust to it but she had bought the real

Mesa Marcella ones and she's got gorgeous feet anyway and it looks so good on her feet and she went just try them on And I was like, no, I don't want to put my big trotters in them. They were, I've had 800 quid, I think. Yeah. And I was like, no, put them on.

And I was like, oh my God, my feet look gorgeous. They look good in them. They look so nice. I think they can be cute. They need to be war right, though. Nah, still not. I'm still not sold. Still not for you.

Fine. No, that's fine. For me for now, watch me next summer. I'll be like, ooh, love it. Balloon and barrel leg trousers. Still in. I hope they never leave. Same.

Because I like that shape. Especially with heel. Yeah, it's very flattering. So flattering. Very flattering. Chocolate brown. Everything chocolate brown is replacing black. But I'm struggling to function without chocolate brown is what I'm finding.

Yeah, it's like, I'm all I'm wearing. Oh, you wear it's brown. Everything I go to, I'm like, that'd be nice with a chocolate best, or that'd be nice for chocolate jeans. Like, everything revolves around chocolate. And actually I've said that before, I don't think I sit at it. You do? Not up here, I don't. Okay.

Not at, like, the... Neckline. The neckline. Yeah. Yeah. Burgundy again, I feel like that's come back around every single autumn winter for the past like five years now. I don't think that's going anywhere.

No. But that's crossing, even in like interiors and homeware with blue, that lovely blue, navy or chocolate brown and that sort of sky blue. Yeah. It's working in all different areas of life. Agony. And I've also noticed when you're talking about brown, sorry, when I was just in silver band just there before,

check is everywhere. Everything is checked, check, check. check trousers, check shirts, check, check, but it's all chocolate, all chocolate brown check. I love check. Same. I really like check. Check shirts in Philippine, military style buttons.

But what I worry about, and this is my problem in life, is when I go into Zara, like, I'm kind of too scared to buy any of the jackets because I'm like, are they going to become the jacket? Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe, Zoe. Because I think the wee check rain thing with jacket is the jacket at the moment. What are you saying?

Which one's that? What's the jackets we've been wearing a lot Oh the tech jackets Yeah Yeah Funnel Neck Yeah There's like a Zara checked one

And I think it's kind of the jacket Okay right I was just about to say to you there right So at the bottom of this list Is rain jackets Right Because somebody has wrote on our YouTube If anyone writes in about rain jackets

Please let us know I was just in silver band there in Zara And there is the most beautiful Brown-check hooded Cinched in Waste Rain Jack Right there was loads on the long mid right like up to here like my damson amount of one right and i looked it it and i thought it was 79 pounds i think i thought that is so beautiful i would buy it if i didn't

have just bought that damson one but then i thought i've got the ick for myself already because if i know that is going to be the jacket but if you want it i took a picture of the air but then sometimes it doesn't become it and then you've not bought it do you know what i mean also these clothes are there to be bought but you just i think we're all scarrowed. from Molly May's leather jacket, aren't we? I do feel like that a bit about Zara in general though, Zah had a leather jacket and everything's gonna be a little bit from there

because I'm like, everyone gets it. I know, I agree with you, but then I'm also like, but that's what it's fucking there for? Why are we bothered? No, I'm not bothered, but it's like... I know, you just don't want to walk up a main street and pass five people the same jacket on it, you just don't?

It's about, you kind of feel about awkward walking by them, don't you? You see that brown check in the background there? Oh, yeah. It's like black and... Black brown and beige and beige and... mini check and the item code. Oh I think

I saw someone put that in something on Instagram. Who? It might have been Ruby Rose. The art code is 6318-273-973 and it's £69 It's so beautiful so to whoever messages about rain jackets. I tried to check the label to see if it was waterproof but I couldn't see that but I would imagine for 70 quid

it would probably be quite good. You would like to think so what about dark denim? Yeah, I've seen it everywhere. I don't love dark denim on me. It needs to have a wash. I don't think it's, I think dark denim's not that flattering. Yeah. Well, it's not as flattering as a lighter denim.

What about ripped jeans? I've seen any of them because people are trying to bring them back. I don't know. I love a rip jean. Yeah, I like them too, but I don't know if I would like it coming into winter. No, not winter. but I have seen people like slowly getting a wee rep

gene on every so often it's still the Y2K trend is still massively trickling down especially like Stradivarius Birch could pull a bear there's a certain section of those stores that I just can't shop in I can't really shop in those stores at all

it's online on ASOS I like them Can somebody give a public service announcement to Stradivirus and tell them that that that fragrance that they use in the store has to go it makes me feel like my head is about to implode like Hollister Abercrombie thing was so years ago like stop we don't want it stinks we don't want to be hurt with the same

when you first walk by the store you're like okay it's kind of nice when you watch the back of the store I'm like I'm going to spew too much too much the head is going to explode um I've seen suede swayed bags swayed boots swayed jackets kind of comes back every year but it's a different type of leather seen all the ugs as well I know you're not wearing Are these ugs?

They are ugs yeah From last year Last year Well I get the new ones Absolutely All the new Have you seen the clog burkingstocks Yes

They are gorgeous What was the other ones I've seen the other day as well There was something else It was similar vibes Ugh No I've seen the ux It might have been something

Doc Martin I forget But I would love the ugs The more Like the Hermes sandals Chocolate brown. Why did you get me then for my birthday? No, because I've already got you something.

What? No, you've not. I've had you something for a long time. But you don't know what I want. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. What the hell. Shut up, right.

Tailoring shirts and ties. Ties. That's something I've never worn since it became a thing, and you know what? I'm going to say some. I would really slay with that on, I think. Slay. I love a tie.

like a shirt and a tie. I'd like to wear that to something. Me shirt and tie. I love that look. Me too. Asymmetric says that, stirrup leggings, seeing them everywhere.

I'm not sure I'm feeling that right now, but hooked over your heels on a night out. It's not a look I've ever enjoyed, if I'm honest. Yeah, but I didn't enjoy caprize or that much, then I wore them and I thought, wow, they really suit me. Yeah, and it's because I'm not really like a leg person,

so I struggle with leg things when they're really out. Fine. Boots are coming back, obviously, boots every single year but what that style of boot is who freaking knows tech jackets funnel necks and funnel necks yeah and statement trousers so like if you're wearing your like cargoes or your techie trousers they're going to be either like quite big balloon leg you've got primary colors like blues reds yeah and prints like zebra camo jeans and yeah rain jackets that's what i put on so i thought

I would just... I think bang on. Bang on, sister. We both scroll ASOS and flipping... Honestly, considering I was saying that a silver bear was too far away from me, I'm never out the freaking place now. No, I know I love it with all my heart.

I love it with all my heart. I take it everything back that I said. But how often do I come up... I was too far away? Yeah, but also, when we were discussing this in the chat, I was thinking, do I come away with much very often? Not really.

But it's good for a wonder. Yeah, me too. And it's good for when you need a product because they've got everything there now. Or do what's good for? A gift. When you're looking for a gift because they've got like the white company,

Oliver Bonus. Oliver Bonus. Like Space NK. Oliver Bonus is coming to the fort. That is so weird. The other day I was thinking I've I made it up and is an Oliver bonus there. I sent it you?

Did you? I sent you the fort picture of it, yeah. I don't think you did. Yes, I did. I don't remember. I said it to you and Rich, because I always always joked to Zoe and Richard that if you ever stuck to get me a gift,

walk into Oliver bonus, pick the first thing you're seeing, I'll love it. Yeah, but that's needs at the fort actually. Yeah, like a nice little gift shop, I agree. Great addition. Great addition. Because it's just wee trinkets that are really good.

Even if you've got a gift or you're giving maybe a voucher or something, but you want a wee something. Yeah. Perfect. But yeah, I do love Silver Band guys. Well, we'll have you all stylish after that. But all those things we said,

get on freaking binted we need binted to sponsor this pod by the way that's how to be put that place binted and ASOS Zoe that would be the dream and space NK you know daft that would be the dream

I know can you imagine can you imagine they said to me here's a hundred pound here's a tenant to spend at ASOS for fear I don't think that would be mental though like a clothing brand like ASOS would be like you know what

we should sponsor a podcast every single week we'll give them a voucher and whatever they wear because the amount of times we're people ask us what we wear. But also the problem is you don't need to. Because I'm doing it. I'm already doing it.

Also, I got a 25, did you get that for your birthday? 25% code, but didn't work on anything I was buying. What do you mean? I know I put it in my basket last night whenever I was ordering panic for soft and it was like it's invalid on the products in your basket. Maybe one of them was discounted. I'm already.

I'm too late to get some of my face off today, by the way. Yeah, you are. It was next day. It was last week and it's no this week. Unless I was too late in the day Maybe it needs to be before like 1pm or something Well I've fucked it Yeah yeah you have

What do you need? I don't need anything I don't have anything to So we panic by I know I don't have anything to wear on our glam night Is always said that we've got to go glam on Friday night It's a way a word that I'm just not good at Glam

I just don't know that that was a sole decision for me It was It's a glam place It's like a party restaurant That's glam Yeah glam glam's giving like

hair and rollers lots of makeup glittery black dress like that's glam no that's black tie that's still glam there's a difference here I'm literally wearing

I showed the vlog I actually wear in a miniskirt yeah you're wearing your zebra print secret well I'd regret that the minute I step out of the apartment of course with your new shoes

no I'm keeping my shoe yeah they stand quite like a thong heel I'm afraid I agree I have to even have nice feet and you know what they look fine a thong heel

no one's looking at your feet in a club let's talk about our soft plants or should we save that for next week no because we're not going yeah next week we're back we're back no let's save it for next week let's save it so we can tell you

like yeah what they were like yeah let's talk about our plans once we would recommend or not recommend and Zoe's done a hall for this week's, last week, sorry, as you'll listen to this side dish.

Obviously, I'd be a few wee bits of my outfits. Yeah. What do you girlies do to get ready for a girl's trip? Nothing is, nothing ever makes my cortisol as high as a preparation to go on holiday. Yeah.

It's just unacceptably, like, why is there so much stress involved just to take yourself on a flight to another country? And then when you get there, you think none of that. was worth of stress. You never give a flying for. You get the outfit's dress.

My appointments have been, I got my eyebrows done last week. I got my eyelashes tinted. I'm getting my fingernails done. My toenails done. A lash lift. A spray tan. I'm actually in for a facial tonight as well.

Libbya? No, Emma. Not necessary, but. fresh and shut up, done it. And have I missed anything? No. Not sure, but also what's involved in that is like scrubbing tan off. Do you know what I mean? I would have loved emphatic drainage but I couldn't get in. I've gone tomorrow by the way.

I'm going to bar your fucking ediff. I actually meant to book the other one for, I think that was tomorrow and I forgot all about that. That had even had that thought process and they had appointments. Tomorrow is my six week one though. Like it was just... Yeah, that's good, Constance. You'll feel light and 80. I'm bloody better. So, I've had, well, I'll be honest with you,

I hardly had any of it at the moment, but I'm about to have it all to say. So my nails is tomorrow. I have my toes done this morning. We're laughing because I can't explain to you how short they've filed my toes. Why did they do that? I told you.

No, no, you told me that, Zoe, and I couldn't relate, because I'm like, no, they have never done that to me before. They have cut my toe so short My big toe looks actual hilarious I'm not getting it out of the pod It's, do you know what's making it worse Is because it's a French

And it's short and the nail bed even shorter Yeah Whereas if it was a solid colour Maybe we'd look a bit longer Soie But look at the left one The left one's not so bad Where did you go

They don't look that bad from here The left one's gorgeous Where did you go The one in Blandire? It's them cut mine short though as well. What? When I went to the one in Ardingston instead,

one time they didn't cut them short. But Eason's the best one. Your other nails don't look too short. I know. Why has she done that to that one? Anyway. And they make the money. Like, short on one foot and not short another.

Anyway, so toes, lymphatic drainage, but that is just the coincidence that I have that my six week appointment. Great thing for the holiday though. Yeah, and I think when I was booking it, I said to them, oh, that's good because I'd go the next day.

Yeah, perfectly forgot about it. I have having a blow dry by Jack Again a kind of coincidence Because when I had my hair died from him a few weeks ago We didn't have enough time to put a root tint on my hair And I've never normally had my literal highlights to my scalp And he said look, you're going to love it now But it will grow out quite as it is

And it is doing that But I then said how about He goes, how about I put it on before you go away And I can give you a nice blow dry So I'm doing that Perfect I'm not doing a facial spray tan with Nicola.

It's hard in Kingston. It has to be Nicola, you love her. Oh, crack. I had my eyebrows done by Heather at Nish Broucault. So did you. Me too. I had a Korean lash lift with Nat at Fancy Flutters. Fancy Flutters?

Yeah. Why did I say that differently then? It's because a salon's called Fancy. Right, yeah. From Nat, who we've been to for absolutely years. I also got Botox today from the aesthetics club. Fresh. Fiona topped me up.

I couldn't go into 30. But that wasn't for holiday? No, not necessarily. It's for the birthday month. You're like, shit, I've hit 30, I'm aging. I thought I need to get it topped up. Jason said, well, you need your Botoxone. Did he?

How did he even recognise that? Because I raised my eyebrows and they saw their wrinkles, don't see them usually. Wow. Richard would never even know. It was like your foreheads, but... I remember still to this day... Did you? Still to this day, I remember when Richard used to be quite, as is most men,

like, so anti-Botox because they believe that Botox is essentially a facelift and you look like Catwoman. Yeah, they don't understand that it's not actual filler or... Yeah. Anyway, and it can be done quite subtly and really nice. And he was like, oh, you know, I wouldn't like it if you got Botox. Well, that's funny because I've been having it for two years. He was like, what?

Fuck off. Tell me what I can and can't be with my body. But also why would they notice that? Unless you've got it badly done. Whereas we go to experts, good people. Exactly. Yes, so Fiona topped me up and it was amazing as always.

Do you know what I was going to do? I was going to get my laser hair removal from Ministry of Laser topped up because I have got patches on my legs and stuff still but I've not had time to do that. But I should have done that really pre-holiday because you can't have it after the sun. Oh yeah.

But I have got time to do this. that. What else, Zoe? I'll need to do that full body shave. Oh my God, yeah. Tonight I have to like, rose and caramel myself up. Which is a tan remover if you don't know what that is. Yeah, it's not great for your skin but I've got tan on from the wedding at the weekend and then I'll need to shave my legs with an inch of their life for a spray tan tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I can't shave them once a tans on, it brings it off. Yeah. So... I feel like we're missing an appointment here. sweetheart. Let's think of areas. So hair you've mentioned, eyebrows we've mentioned, niche browcol, lashes we've mentioned. Lymphatic. Lymphatic. Nails. Nails. Hands and feet.

Hands and feet. Spray tan, yeah. We've done it all. There we go. Okay. Tell us what you guys do. It's hard. Pre-holiday. I mean, aware that none of this is necessary. Do you know what though, Zerwe? I wouldn't even do half of this if I was going away with Richard. No, I'm... No, I... I do. Yeah, you're quite good like that though.

But there's a lot of things that I have to do but I have to do to feel like me for example, the brows and lashes. Yeah, because you've got such browned. I need my brows and lashes tinted. You've seen me without brows, you nearly fell at the ground.

Yeah. When I walked down your house that time, you went, what the fuck's wrong me? I said I'll get in the eyebrows. So I do need that done. Yeah. But I've tint my brows a lot myself. Yeah.

With eyelor. Heather nearly clapped and I told her that. Why? Because I have to do it so often because it's just, I think, that's like the shop bought I think it's real thing to what they would use I guess

but I just need it I can't go get my eyebrows professionally tinted like every two weeks no I know I can't do that and then same my lashes are blonde I can like deal without a lash lift I love it but I can go without yeah and a tan of some sort is always necessary

but I'd never go away without my toes done on my nails I'm also going to have to get a marker maca playing thing what's it called Damn a plane. We're going to do that on my face. I'm going to do it on my tash

and I've got my hair nose trimmer that I'm going to do. I could be doing with that. Yeah, I love it. So I'm going to do that. As well as obviously the whole dolphin shave, bend over, get my bum crack, get my hairy toes.

Oh yeah, hairy toes. Oh yeah, hair toes, shave them. Yeah. I will hair removal my moustache. Hair removal. That's going to give you their little spot, Zoe. No, it doesn't. Does it not?

No. Make sure you do that before you tan. Yeah, well, I'll do that. You bleach it off. I'll do all that tonight. Like all the prep for the time. Oh, and I'm going to use a cosmetic console body pad and one on my face to make me really glow. I've got the eyepatches.

I'm taking some eye patches on holiday too, so is Jilly. So we'll keep them in and get it for our glam night when we're hanging out of our ass. I think I might have enough for us all actually. Fuck off what eye patches? Yeah, because they've been in my fridge. Like, I don't think I've used them at home since we got them. So we what? I'm just...

Do you know they're like? gold us right now you can probably put them on vinty for like 50 quince a pack but see any time i think to put them on it's always like too late in the process we're not actually going to be able to sit with them for long enough and i just think they're all let's all put them on i think i've definitely got two or three which is maybe what all we need if you've got one in jellies going i've got one yeah give one to carry molly right okay i'll have a look when i got home i might take my wheeler as well we've made a deep puff gorge i take all this shit and don't use it though maybe give ourselves a nice little lymphatic massage which i knew how to do that at home it's um

When I was getting my clonic, they told me. The way, you circle it around the way that your intestines. See, if you get really bad trapped wind by the way when you do, that actually does help get it out as well. Yeah. Clockwise. You push it like up and round. And then get your knees up and...

I don't find poor still experience comfortable. Shut up, Zoe. I don't. I think I'm just not used to it. Yeah. It's an adjustment. How... Is your legs like that on the toilet?

I can't get my legs up there There's too much thigh Mine is a tiny bit elevated Sometimes I even have to sit there and hover them You know people do put their feet up on the toilet seat I know crazy I don't understand how Like when my thigh

Perch like a little bird like that I know but when my thigh My thighs and calves meet Like there's too much skin there There's too much body there to be able to close them enough to get them on the toilet seat as well as my bum. Well, I think your bum speaks for it all, to be fair.

It's huge. It's not as big anymore. I don't think that's flex. You had a great ass. Nah, to get out of this one, I think. Anyway, I hope that inspired everyone to spend hundreds of money in clothes and hundreds of money achievements. I mean, that was a real girly chat.

That was a real like Bad influence Bad influence That's good word Mm-hmm Listen we're not holding you hostage To do fuck all by the way We're all adults here

I'm not telling me to do anything In fact if anything I'm telling you If you wanted to get anything Get out of Finted No I know Good advice That's only because that's what I'm currently doing

Right let's finish with a bit of feedback On the shuffle app Yes Because we've loads of people Messing saying the user code they've signed up and we've got a few positive experiences. Well, Hannah, who actually helps us with our pod, she listens to our episodes before it actually goes out

and she messages in the chat and she was like, by the way, girls, I used your code, your referral code for the app and I got 50 quid back from Corner Shop. How good is that, by the way? I'm like, shut the fuck up. No, I know. She went on drinks, food, everything, 50 quid straight back. So good.

And then my brother Adam texts me saying that he actually signed up it like a year ago. Oh so not with our code? Not with our code. But he signed up to it then he heard or saw someone talk about it, not us coincidentally. And he went back onto the app

and actually kind of like completed his account. Yeah. But he must have already added his card on it because he then saw that he had money sitting in his wallet from cashback from when we went to Maison. What? Nearly a year ago for my mom's 60th birthday

and he got one. So does it not go into your? your bank it goes into the wallet on there. And then you empty the wallet. Right. And you know he got 130 pounds back. Fuck off. He voiced me this morning saying, by the way, I've just went on

this shuffle up and I was like, like, hello, like we're working with them on podcasts. Where have you been? And he, but obviously as to a voice notes, I wasn't responding live and direct. And he was like, and how did we pay for her mom's 60th dinner that time again, by the way? Did we split?

it or did I put it all in my card and then you sent me money. I was like, it's just that I've got money in my wallet and it's through this shuffles things. It must have just happened automatically and they've given me £130. He was like, do you want me to split that out? I was like, no, keep it. By the way, that's a really good shout. You don't have to tell people that you say, I know, I'll get the bill.

And you just transfer me later. He got £130 back and he didn't even realize he'd done it at that point because he just didn't ever, he forgot. He'd like downloaded it and put his card and everything on it. No, I went back onto it and it's there. It was the kind of ward he hadn't, like, activated yet. Yeah. How good is that?

That's amazing. No, I know. I said to my, I was like, user code to get your next six months free. I wonder if that can work if you already remember. I bet it will. You can sign up with a different email address or something probably. Well, I think you can sign up to be a member, but you're not, you're not on a subscription yet. Oh, got it.

So then you can use our code to get six months free subscription. That's amazing. How good is that? Well, it's a no brain. No, and I said I was like, free money. And I think the thing is, like, the stuff, the restaurants on there are really, really good. No, I know, because you've had things before, like,

5pm and, like, Etta's on and stuff, which don't get me down good places, can go on them. But when you're looking for maybe like your sort of standard Saturday night out meal, you want to go somewhere that you already know and love some of the time. Yeah, but we don't want to have to go, it's like DiMaggio's and all that, that brought those apps. Like, you don't really want to do that when you can go.

somewhere probably a bit more fancier. Which I think Shuffle has. Yeah. And they're all independent. They're not like chains. Yeah. All the cool, trendy and independent, small playbred restaurants we love.

Great idea. I just think, I said to Zeroy was like, this would be just the perfect partnership for this podcast. And lo and behold, they loved what we said. And they've given you all six months free. So it's A-L-O-Y-P-26 for the referral code when you download the app.

Gorgeous. Okay. We love your shuffle. Right. Well, I hope you enjoyed that. ep of just complete waffle but you guys seem to love all this chat I think so

we always get requests of like can you please you're an ep on like what you're wearing your makeup and we've not spoke with that stuff much so I don't think so but yeah when we're in next week we will do

the list the list of trusted people that we go to all over our treatments and stuff and we will also give you the download for our trip of soft or soft chat.

If you want more, you can always sign up to Patreon where you can see last week's vlog. We'll also probably share some little behind-the-scenes things and soft, who knows what we fancy, fancy. And we're going to go over there now

and do some side dish for some extra juice. So, love you. See you there. Remember to sign up on the web browser for it to be five pounds per month. Cheapest chips.

Can't even get a fucking Starbucks for that. We can give you loads. Veeve giveaway. Beef giveaways on there, 100 quid. It's pathetic. Buy those bit involved.

I agree. Okay. Love you, bye. Bye.