A Lot On Your Plate - Christmas Special: Here come the boys...

Episode Date: December 19, 2023

We're joined by Jason and Richard to bring you a Christmas special! Asking them everything from their best memory with us to what gives them the ick plus a quick fire Mr & Mrs...the question i...s, what couple came out on top?? Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to the chart topping Best podcast in the world Happy Shoe say Pod Piggy Wiggie Wiggies Hope you missed us and you didn't cry too much last week when we went here I know I've been away through a week and it felt like a lifetime It was flipping wonderful and I'm so excited for a winter break
Starting point is 00:00:29 we have the boys here with us today they are super excited cannot wait yeah how's it going buzzing to be part of the pod pig gang and they obviously made their appearance at the live show if you missed it as we said Jason sang karaoke and Richard went on stage and it was fantastic actually
Starting point is 00:00:48 yeah Jason kind of I mean calling it karaoke is kind of downgraded me no but you showed me up there didn't you so first of all you didn't help me with their raffle tickets and I was sweating you were just supping beer and then got dragged on stage and you start building out Palantini so cheers mate
Starting point is 00:01:03 threw me under a bus and then fucking stole the limelike fan favourite I can't argue with that is what happens when you're storing it what was that you're going to give us a song today
Starting point is 00:01:13 ah retired well you said that last time he's still waiting for his fee that he got and I'm still waiting for the leather outfit but I shouldn't he be doing this actually so literally last night
Starting point is 00:01:24 Richie said to me if I come home from work and you're not in that leather outfit I'm seriously not doing the podcast and guys I was debating it I genuinely was debating it until I had so much work to do and I was like fuck I can't be asked but I don't even think it would fit me babe I swear it wouldn't it doesn't need to try and put it on just so you can it doesn't need to fit you there's no there's no space for the tits it's just the middle bit yeah that's the that's the that way
Starting point is 00:01:48 fit it's just your hips or your arse oh whatever any who so we're gonna we ask you guys lots of questions to ask the boys so we'll get into that but we'll have a little bit of catch up because this is our last episode of the season guys, we're going to miss you but what you've been up to is Oz so on a lot on your plate
Starting point is 00:02:06 well we went for dinner the other week when was that last week was that only last week yeah I don't know we did two bloody shows and then we had a day off and went straight to no it was the next day yeah we didn't have a day off we were in here recording and then we went into Glasgow to do
Starting point is 00:02:22 a million things and then we went through Edinburgh to go to sushi samba yeah it was really nice by the way, guys, I highly recommend. And a few people have messaged to ask what would recommend, and we love the steak thing that you make on your own. Oh, that was gorgeous. And the tempora green beans, they were nice, weren't they?
Starting point is 00:02:38 But then I recommend them, but someone thought, that is one of those things that, like, they were really good, but, like, they're quite plain, if you know what? It was just basic, but the sauce was nice. What was that? Me, sew dressing or something. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:50 Can't remember, but it was really good. We recommend that, and I'm going to post a little TikTok on that. I took some nice picks, in Ty. You did? I talk my, that light that we've all made you by and every time we put it up, we were so embarrassed, weren't we? Well, kind of doing that thing where you don't move your head, but you move your eyes, like to see if anyone's looking at you.
Starting point is 00:03:08 And they were, but fucking... We didn't give a fuck, did we? Also, I think it was dark when we went, but there is, like, a... There's a rooftop. There's a balcony. All around the restaurant to see if it wasn't dark, it'd be well nice for you. Yeah, in the summer it would be so nice. The one that's out on the balcony, though.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Your rooftop drink. And then tomorrow night Our friend Holly and Kaine are coming up from Leicester And we're going The six-sums back from Amsterdam We're reuniting And we're going to Lippity Beef Bar in Edinburgh, aren't we? We are.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Tomorrow night. Very bougie. We're going to do a little bit of, or we're going to drag you around the Christmas markets But I can't be fucked Have you said before, it's shit in it? I know. I feel like we could maybe go to the,
Starting point is 00:03:50 you know the bit at the start Right at the train station. Oh yeah, that's good. That's good because it's always got a singer and stuff on. I mean, I would quite like to go to the markets. You love it though, don't you? Oh, I'm. Big Christmas game, man.
Starting point is 00:04:02 Okay, fine. Well, we'll go for you then. Can't wait. It's fine if you're drinking. Yeah, is it in too bad. If you're going on that, have we? Mine does spend about 60 quid to win you a teddy. I know, and you've never won one of those things.
Starting point is 00:04:14 You did that at the Royal Harwich show as well, didn't win. I never. You were just, you were determined to win a pig or something. It's a fix. It's all a fix. No, it's not. You've won one before. Hi.
Starting point is 00:04:25 Yeah, I remember you. Some of them are a fix, isn't there? Depends what game you play, but. Anyway, so we're doing that this weekend, so maybe we'll let you know that next year, who knows.
Starting point is 00:04:32 But hopefully it's good because we've been looking forward to going there, aren't we? What's it called? Le Petit Beef Bar. It's basically called Beef Bar in Paris, and it specialises in beef. But as we know, Jason's palettes
Starting point is 00:04:45 very limited, so we went somewhere for him. Chicken nuggets and chips for this boy. There we got it started. It was all the amount of time. So we're taking him to, this place and we're very much looking forward to it. I do love a steak. Yeah, you do.
Starting point is 00:04:59 It should be fun, yeah. Although you're making me miss my Christmas party. Oh, boo fucking who? I'm also missing a day again. Oh yeah, you're feeling as well. But you're going out Sunday with your mates. I don't understand why they would want to do anything else other than hanging out with us.
Starting point is 00:05:12 Same. As a collective. Need some party seat in my left, did it? We haven't spent much time together recently so you're staying with me, sunshine. No, I haven't actually, have we? No, I've heard of seen you. I know. She fucks off all the time.
Starting point is 00:05:26 He's worked all the time. Her priorities are upside down. Yeah, they are. That's what I'll say. Yeah. Well, the priorities haven't really been held with the past few weeks. To be free, I'm always quite near the top,
Starting point is 00:05:35 so I don't mind. Yeah. You'll hear what if you want number one. So, guess what? Our sofas just arrived as we sat here in our temp studio. They just arrived and they're beautiful. And Richard and G. were like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:05:49 Why did you buy white sofas when I'm just a scatty mess? So we just sat here and spoke coffee all downer. So yeah, it's going to be quite interesting. I think we just get a nice throw. Yeah. We don't want to hide the whole thing because I hate people doing that. It defeats the purpose.
Starting point is 00:06:02 We'll be extra careful when we've got them. You know, those people that keep the vinyl on them. Or the plastic on them. They're like, keep them for years. A bit squeaky, squeaky. You can I actually get covers at that, can you? It's like plastic, but it doesn't look at noise in anything. I don't know. I don't know. A home's for a living in.
Starting point is 00:06:19 And then even, like, little kids that have, that wet the bed and they have like a plastic, bed sheet how do they sleep on that? I've never heard of this well, maybe it was just me when I pissed the bed I'm all got a new couch right
Starting point is 00:06:32 in fact you should get that but when you're steaming on I'm all getting a new couch and I was up there last night and I was never to drink or eat me either so I had to get up with my drink and go into the kitchen and drink it
Starting point is 00:06:43 and then come back in when I was watching the football I'd take it out aye but she's letting the way and Lisa's wee and run about like on the couch and fucking milk dripping on her chin and I'm not allowed to
Starting point is 00:06:54 She's had that quite a while now so the rules are still in place Aye basically, it'll probably always be in place Probably after Christmas So we've got a little update as well You know how we spoke about in the podcast That I've been having this mystery Christmas card Sent to my house
Starting point is 00:07:08 Well, I was at Winter Wonderland this weekend in London And Richard sends me a text You were really suspicious by the way You weren't taking my banter very well You'll be really stern with me So you are top of the list Of suspects Right?
Starting point is 00:07:23 So, you know, we said we got, was it me? I got a birthday card from Wilson saying from your favourite cat. Yeah, it was. And I said he's not my favourite cat, because I love them both. But I've never said that he's my favourite cat. Anyway, Jason, you seem a little bit fidgety, actually. It must be our neighbours. I don't have time of day stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:07:41 It must be Sue. No, listen. So somebody listens to the podcast, whoever you are, it said, let me just get it up. And it really freaked me out. That was like me at my buff to, one of my pals sent me that. Neil Lennon buffed I don't know who it was because there was no writing inside it and I asked the boy who I thought it was
Starting point is 00:08:00 and he just kept denying it but it turned out it actually was him but it was damn an honouring for hours so Jason if to cut this story short I've had this is like the fourth car we've had but he's also had one which you know initially made me think it wasn't him but on my birthday I was getting ready and he goes oh this is just come through the door and also it's not posted it's hand delivered okay so this is this
Starting point is 00:08:21 why are you nodding your head like that Because it's hand-delivered. It's weird. You're smirking. It's obviously our neighbours. So it says, to mummy and daddy, it's also every time a cat Christmas card. So this person actually goes out and buys this card specifically for us. Two mummy and daddy can't wait for Christmas snuggles with you both. Love from your favourite cat. Owen. It's never been from Owen, right?
Starting point is 00:08:45 Kiss, kiss, kiss, and on the back it said, miss you mum. Which is weird because obviously I wasn't there. so who is it who is it that's listening and I kept saying to Richard I was saying loads of stuff to you and you were just like being really serious for me like it's not me
Starting point is 00:09:00 I wouldn't fucking do that It was because he kept saying it It was me like why would I go out my way to post the card through my door? Because I've never seen the card through the letterbox only you've ever given it to me or sent me pictures of it
Starting point is 00:09:10 No but it came through the letter box because I was like oh what's that and then I as soon as I see in the right and I was like oh it's one of those cards again I can tell where your face is but I was definitely he won't want to himself though. I'm not what time to do that.
Starting point is 00:09:23 And we also compared the writing to the last one in the group chat and it is slightly different but the writing from the first one was definitely similar to the second. Whoever does it has got shite handwriting anyway. No, they've not.
Starting point is 00:09:36 So hopefully that brings them out their shell a little bit. No, it's quite nice I think. No, I just need to know who this is. I think it's you Sue and I know that John's daughter listens but I know it's you.
Starting point is 00:09:49 I don't think it's Sue. Does Sue listen? Maybe, I don't know. I think John's daughter listens. Oh yeah, she does, yeah. She'll tell her. So tell Sue. Great banter, by the way.
Starting point is 00:10:00 We know it's her. Yeah, you're living in Jess's head, rent for me. She really fucking is. Because I was a top suspect for a while and all I just kept saying was, I wish I was that funny, but I'm not. Remember, because it was the morning we were going Amsterdam and she was being wearing me over text.
Starting point is 00:10:14 I was like, she's not replying in the group chat. But obviously, I didn't realize it was because you were too busy, you two getting ready to come and meet me at the airport and surprise me. So you're not. I'm not on the suspect list anymore. Anyway, I just thought I'd update you podpiggies on that because it's really fucking me off,
Starting point is 00:10:27 so hopefully next year we can work that out. So what's been a lot on your plate? What's been a lot on my plate? I met a friend of mine that haven't seen for years. She lives in L.A. Charlotte and another friend of mine, Sammy. In London, it was beautiful weekend. At an amazing restaurant, Samanteca in Shortwich, was one of the top ones.
Starting point is 00:10:46 And LPM in Clarege's Hotel in Mayfair, very posh. actually quite good value for money actually but really fucking amazing one of the best meals I had yeah if not better actually and it was quite smaller in there it wasn't as intimidating as I thought when I walked here you know white tablecloths
Starting point is 00:11:02 and all that I thought I'm going to hate this but I don't do it often so let's just do it French food had snails they were really good fish the duck was amazing the dough from wild potatoes the creme brule the creme brule brulee it did look really good
Starting point is 00:11:18 it was all and I got my talk watch out it was just the best so i really recommend lpm if you're going for a fancy thing if you want to eat in all the west end and if you like more smaller in uh independently owned restaurants then manteca in shoreditch beautiful seasonal small plates that was one with the pasta that i put was like a brown crab right yeah beautiful lovely i've not been in london for ages yeah it's really good i also had a burger from bleaker burger which is meant to be one of the best in london can i just say it was not at all and they've messaged me DMed me twice saying like please
Starting point is 00:11:52 reply like why wasn't it good? I'm like why are you so bothered about my opinion? You've literally got hundreds and hundreds of thousands of followers it wasn't good I'll just reply to them and tell them I know but I feel bad saying it wasn't you've already said it I didn't say it was shit it just wasn't it was not hyped to what it should have been hyped up to me
Starting point is 00:12:10 at all so you don't actually have any specific point as it just wasn't that great it wasn't and the chips were undercooked as well And it also cost £38 for two burgers and chips Sorry, fuck off Yeah, that's more than a five guys Yeah, five guys is good
Starting point is 00:12:25 So that, I recommend that And then I had a bagel on Brick Lane for six pounds From the iconic, took you there years ago I was just going to say it to me there Because it was multi-coloured So we have to get this bagel. No, I didn't have the multi-coloured bagel this time No, but you took me there last time because of that reason
Starting point is 00:12:41 Anyway, what's it called? It's just called the bagel shop on Brick Lane It's like one of them where it's all Is there what loads of them kicking about? There's two, next door to each other and they're like rival off one another. It's like old school though, isn't it? It's not, um, it looks like, it looks pretty shite.
Starting point is 00:12:55 Yeah, they've never had a refurb since they opened in like... It's good. I don't know. I love that. You like bagels, you like that. Salt beef bagel. Anyway. What's been on your plate, Jason?
Starting point is 00:13:05 No much. I'm being honest, I know. I mean, we went for dinner another night, didn't we? And then went to a pant of me. Tell everyone your favourite place to get a burger. You've been going there a couple times. That, what's it called again? The Barras?
Starting point is 00:13:21 I forgot the name it. Oh, Smoky Trotters. I went there the other night again, that was good. That's the second time I've been. You're a big fan, aren't you? Ah, it's good. I want to go. And where did we go the other night?
Starting point is 00:13:31 Babs. Babs. Oh, did you? I love Babs. Yeah, it was actually the next time. You go, what did you get again? Like a Geros on it? I got a checking Gidos.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Giro. Giro. Giro. Giro. Giro. Giro. Hi, it's a gyro. The heart he says it's a gyro.
Starting point is 00:13:46 That was the best ever. It's like a gyrus. I call a ram and a raymond, so I can't fucking speak. I had a yearly trip to the pantal. The pantomime, didn't we? Oh yes. I just don't think you can beat a pantomime.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Look, I know it's not like your five-star West End show, but that's the point. It's just heavy council on it, like. It's full like families of ten. Is it? I know. It's just loads of kids as well.
Starting point is 00:14:10 And I get quite annoyed that like the chaos the kids are causing, but I know that's the whole point. Yeah. I could smell shay at one point it's like, that we guys on it,
Starting point is 00:14:18 it's deffos shat yourself. Because it kind of quiet and done after that, didn't it? And everyone's got like the light up worns and all that. Oh, right.
Starting point is 00:14:27 And then they go, he's behind you. Is it like that? Yeah, and it's like. They don't do that. Every panel they do they, or do they? Or is it just a certain one?
Starting point is 00:14:35 They always do the time that it's like, no, I did not. And everyone's like, yes, I did. Because it's Scottish and it's, as I said, a bit concerned
Starting point is 00:14:43 they make it like that. Funny, yeah. And it's those wrestles that are in it? Aye, Grado and Jack Jester. We're in the high scene, don't be. What's Grado? Grado is... It's on the radio?
Starting point is 00:14:54 Like, he was a wrestler and he's been on that, is it two of doors down he's on BBC? Yeah, he's on the radio and... There's all sorts of stuff. You'll know him. And he's like the height of shite. Aye, so they take the piss out of him. The height is shite?
Starting point is 00:15:07 Yeah. Nice. I love that. It's good, gives you something today. Gives you something today, Christmas. But it's been a lot on your piece. play Babs? Not much to be honest
Starting point is 00:15:17 for you. I feel like I've not really done a great deal. I went to watch Mother Well. Oh yeah, how was that? It was alright, it was good. It was a rubbish game and the team is shite.
Starting point is 00:15:27 I mean, I could probably still play in it. Burn. Being late for work, missed work. Oh yeah? So he has. He's not a bit of a nuke this week. I don't know what's going on there. You had a lot on your plate, aren't you?
Starting point is 00:15:41 Oh, I've had a lot on my plate but I can't tell you what it was. I don't know. Other than that, I just kind of I wouldn't even say I've been getting ready for Christmas I've been trying to avoid the fact that Christmas is coming
Starting point is 00:15:51 Yeah I've not even done anything I've got my niece's presents but that's about that And you got your friend coming up for Christmas Hart is joining us again So he's coming up with me and Jess
Starting point is 00:16:00 We'd have Christmas us three aren't we As three together And then Yeah Yeah it'd be good It's nice We said that last year on the pub But Hartie hasn't got his parents
Starting point is 00:16:09 So he's just We're just his family Aren't we So it's really nice Yeah So he's gonna come up we'll have some food and probably get some board games
Starting point is 00:16:17 and play some board games. And he loves a movie so we'll probably be watching about fucking 50,000 old school movies that you two will make me watch that I can't be asked to watch but you know what I'll do it
Starting point is 00:16:23 for the pants When Jess says she'll watch she'll sit in the room on her phone while it's on yeah, duh so it's a little bit different and what's been on your plate like what are you eating?
Starting point is 00:16:34 What have you eaten recently? Well this week oh this week just the usual stuff because I've not been here yeah so chicken, salmon veg, rice you are actually quite good at mixing stuff though
Starting point is 00:16:46 you may as a bagel the other week by the time you get home or if I just want something to eat it's just fast do I mean I don't want to put stuff together like the biggest thing I'll do is sausage pasta and that's it's only because it's easy yeah I think that's quite
Starting point is 00:17:00 I just want it to be fast We felt like to cooking you know haven't we back yeah just had time of you just fucking fly us up in there fly and it's done in two settings I know I'm the same What about Jess was sat on the sofa
Starting point is 00:17:10 other day and Heather Messaged just saying and Jess, have you got any recipes that I could follow for some food in that? You got any food inspiration? I was like, mate, just look on my page. I know, but I say that to you all the time, Rich, and you when you follow a recipe, but you're the same as well when you follow something, because you make these burgers, don't you, haggis or something? What's that thing you've been making quite a bit?
Starting point is 00:17:32 Yeah, just make a bug and put haggis when it's not too exciting, that you're a wee page. Yeah, I know, but that's still good for someone that doesn't like cooking, and then you'll be a page. I just think, boys just don't put their mind to it enough because when you actually cook, you're really good. Yeah, but it's hard to cook when you're just cooking for one person. So you kind of just like, eat whatever, don't you?
Starting point is 00:17:53 I've been having beans on sauce with cheese quite a lot. Yeah, you don't like that. Yeah, like, if Jason's not in to one cook the dinner and to, like, provoke the dinner being started, I just won't eat. Yeah, because you don't cook, do you? I can't be arced. Yeah, that's the one thing that annoys me. You don't eat breakfast, lunch, all that I was at me telling you.
Starting point is 00:18:10 I didn't eat anything yesterday. really. At all, actually, the whole day. You didn't, did you? I had a glass of wine at night when I was out. A strange wee character, how do you do that, yeah? I just can't be arsed. See, if there's not something in this easy
Starting point is 00:18:22 and I really feel like it, I just, that being so uninspired just makes me not eat at all. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I do feel like, this time of year, everyone gets a bit like that. Like, I just wish there was a box of chocolate sitting about.
Starting point is 00:18:37 It was so funny, because tonight we're actually doing that bring a board thing with our friends, And I text Zoe like, oh, Zoe, so we're all going to bring a board. Someone's going to do, say, we're going to do, she went, I'm my fuck bringing a board. I'm bringing a board game. I can't be fucked making a board.
Starting point is 00:18:54 You've said, made a great suggestion. I'm going to make, well, I'm going to actually do one now because I think it's a good idea. But I'm going to do loads of Jason, you hate this. Koonso crisps. Yes. Like a wee bowl of like Johnny Onion rings, maybe like a monster munch.
Starting point is 00:19:09 Johnny onion. A bit of something like that. I know you would be honest crisps are the best I could eat crisp Me up man See if I had crisps in the house That's what I would eat all day every day
Starting point is 00:19:19 See we're watching folks sook their fingers And that every bit Back and move You might need to pull your mic forward a wee bit I think he's all right Yeah that's fine Yeah so I don't know what I'll do I might do my mac and cheese balls
Starting point is 00:19:31 Oh yeah actually I'm forgetting We've got you involved I know can I just add something to this If you are cooking at the house And you're not going to be in there Then don't leave the kitchen a shet hole yeah someone actually before we get into the questions someone did ask because it's unrelated to like the relationship side of it if you've put the washing away yet um no she hasn't
Starting point is 00:19:52 how is that not away yet no there's just more added to it no i did yeah that's right i did because when i left here and i thought why the fuck is there a big pile of washing but you've done loads of washing while i was away didn't you so that's what it is well we actually got i think we spoke about it and i've added it to our amazon shop by the way if you want to shop Stop it. Anyway, the pod thing. And Jason loves her so much. See, when he's at work, he says,
Starting point is 00:20:18 how's my pod getting on? Can you explain what it is? Sorry. It's a life-saving, it's just a wee... It's a, like a clothes drying tool. It's basically like a stand, wee bits that come out of the tap. You can hang your clothes up, like,
Starting point is 00:20:30 on the hangars, inside it. And then you zip it up in the pod and it heats it up for the bottom. So it's just, you just leave it in there for a couple hours and it just dries all your place. Which we need that. It's like a... It's like a...
Starting point is 00:20:41 You know when it smells a little bit, funky? No, it does not at all. Because it dries so quick, it's like an hour and a half. Smells funky when it's damp. This dries it within two hours. Oh, we need to get one in the now. No. That is actually really good.
Starting point is 00:20:52 I would honestly live in it if I could. I would. I wish you could go in and get a wee wee summer. I mean, I'm just like, we could actually go out and zip up. It is actually really good because we do struggle keep top or washing but when it's this cold because it just takes days to dry. Actually, I like going to the laundrette. Yeah, you do like that, don't you?
Starting point is 00:21:09 It's mad when you get to this stage and just talk about boring, fucking shit like that, isn't it? Anyway, let's get right in and about the question, shall we? Right, then, where should we begin? How do you want to do this? Do you want to ask Richard and then I ask Jason? Yeah. Wow, getting put on the spot straight away.
Starting point is 00:21:25 Right, Richard, I'll start with you. Right, let's go. What was the first thing you thought when you saw Jessica? When I first met her or when I first seen her? When you first seen her in person. Seen her in person. Just how pretty she was.
Starting point is 00:21:41 I like their big eyes and our big nose. He hates her big nose, but I like it. My big nose. It's probably not the first thing I thought like, bloody, I look at her nostrils. But it was definitely like, oh. Big features. Big features, yeah. So I saw me free the glass in the front thing.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Yeah, I had a red jumper on. I'm not a big fan of red, but. You had the red jumper on Jess? Yeah, I did. Someone did ask, well, what were they wearing when you first met them? But I didn't put that in the questions, but you remember. Red jumper and ginger were wearing. Jason
Starting point is 00:22:13 What was the first thing you thought When you saw us, us I mean, I was steaming So First thing I thought I'd love to take her up the road I knew Yeah, a bit
Starting point is 00:22:29 Right I think we've gone it from the first start Yeah, I see well I was a bit of a blub that night But to mind her sitting in my own that was really it and then she patched me for about six months after it so you did
Starting point is 00:22:44 but you were lovely looking that's not the first time you saw me though you saw me at the rest of his mind aye but I didn't know he saw me you recognise somebody after like seeing them maybe once you know what I mean so yeah I thought she is a bit of me
Starting point is 00:23:01 her but what did you actually say on that night that loved you did you to my friends used to tell everybody I loved them when I was doing You said to, what did you say to, what? I know, yeah. I'm not lying.
Starting point is 00:23:13 That won't get brought up. What did you say to my friend, Lindsay? You loved her? Well, that and says, I'll be with her one day, but it's just why he wins when you're doing. Aw! Stop talking it down. Walked out, obviously, I. That's lovely.
Starting point is 00:23:27 But it worked out in my favour because he's like, oh. After that, I'm like, hmm. Richard, what's your favourite thing about Jess, physically and personally? personality. Personality wise, the fact that I think I've probably thrown Jess into loads of situations
Starting point is 00:23:45 where she doesn't know someone and I just expect her to, right, on you go, leave her and she's totally fine. Do you know what I mean? She can get on with absolutely anyone. I think that's a really big... Social butterfly.
Starting point is 00:23:56 Yeah, I mean, that annoys me and all, but probably the fact that she can get on with anyone. She's just a really, really nice person. And best physical feature probably our big juicy tits
Starting point is 00:24:11 which I hate but she hates her nose hates her boobs all sorts I don't hate my nose I don't hate my nose I don't hate my boobs I used to yeah anyway thanks sorry if your nanny's listening in that she won't be listening
Starting point is 00:24:29 Jason what's your favourite thing about Zoe physically and her parents personality? I'm no just call opinion, mate. Physically, so you're not an answer. Tets are massive, they're brilliant. What do you call them?
Starting point is 00:24:44 They're brilliant. They're massive suckers. Not a back day, I love her smiling that because she doesn't smile a lot, so. Perfect. So that's nice to see some things. Yeah, she is cute when she smiles. I don't know. What was the other thing?
Starting point is 00:25:03 Personality. Personality. When you're quite funny. quite funny. I'd have some laugh. And I'd like that you're coming out your comfort zone more now because you were dead shy
Starting point is 00:25:12 when I first met you. I mean, see, when I first, like the first kind of time we started seeing each other, you couldn't even look at me in the eye. Like, she would look at my hair. I know, she does do that way,
Starting point is 00:25:21 nervous, don't she? What the fuck are you looking at? I do you notice that, she does that? She talks, she looks away. She only kind of does it when people she does not know. Yeah, she's nervous,
Starting point is 00:25:32 but I... Remember Holly's called that out about you in, in Avitha. The hair thing is like I don't know that I'm doing it. Like I think I'm looking at your eyes but I'm actually looking at
Starting point is 00:25:44 like the way my eyes go is actually as if I'm looking at your hair because people are like they're shutting my hair and I'm not mean it's like that. I used to do my fucking head on. But it must be that I subconscious awkward or something. Yeah, yeah, usually look at the windows
Starting point is 00:25:56 as well that we'd feel sitting in the car like you would look at the side and like what are you looking at? Do you know what I always compare it to this is so stupid right. See you on Love Island and they're kind of they always sit with each other but they like cuddle but the girl always faces like out from the guy
Starting point is 00:26:10 like cuddles away from them and you just think she doesn't like him I'm like that is what I'm like at the start though because it's as if you feel like awkward yeah you don't want to like look at them Jason's saying they're thinking See honestly you lost me about two seconds in there as I switch that as soon as you said love that's shut up
Starting point is 00:26:27 Jason you watch it every night that's on I would watch it but it's just kind of waffle on I bet you get well into it Right, now we've been nice. Let's get into the nitty gritty and what everyone wants to hear. It's cooking great. Here we go, guys.
Starting point is 00:26:41 Strap in. Richard, no, Jason, we'll start with you. You go first, boy. What's something that Zowie does that gives you the ick? He mentioned on a podcast before, I believe, but the smells that come out this last year
Starting point is 00:26:57 is fucking ridiculous. I will need to leave the room at night when she farts because it's that bad they'll note you sick you see sometimes as well right she will be lying in bed she'll fart under the covers right
Starting point is 00:27:13 and then like wave the covers so it's like hits you all it lands no you don't it's fucking roasting and it stinks and all it's like roasting smell does she do it loud though
Starting point is 00:27:23 or just like silent sometimes mate I silent but violent Rachel aw that's changed the way I don't know I don't know what
Starting point is 00:27:29 see it gives me like I just think it's funny but yeah you do embrace it quite well do you know what it is? See at the start I thought I'm not like I'm going to be ladylike like I'm older now we're moving on but it's just happened so often that I can't
Starting point is 00:27:43 like I'm just sleep in the toilet all night like that's the extent it would need to go to if I was hiding that I'd get unknown issues in there yeah well we know that that's it's not normal it's definitely not and what we've spoke about it before it's like why does it all come out at night I know because I'm a bit like that aren't I
Starting point is 00:28:01 I don't know if it's just relaxed and you're not moving about that much or you're probably sitting down quite a It's after I've had a cup of tea It's after dinner It's one of those weird things That everyone does it But it's so like
Starting point is 00:28:12 Frowned upon an hour Yeah you don't want to do it In front of anyone You just know when it's because something's not right though Like there's having a wee Like oh a wee bit of wins And there's having like
Starting point is 00:28:21 There's all linger It's the same Ten minutes as well Yeah it's not good Yeah man I'm really stinking You're the same But then you'll blame it on something That you've
Starting point is 00:28:29 It's totally nothing to do with because it's weird for me because, and I've said this before, obviously, but I am so, I'm not embarrassed about really anything, or anything in life, really. And I like it with my friends, aren't I? I'll literally fart. But in front of a bloat, like, I just can't, I'm so embarrassed by it.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Like, don't know, I get embarrassed. I'm the complete opposite. Although, for some reason, in the past couple of months, you've just let and retry. I find it so bizarre because you never done it. But it's by accident. And then I thought, And I just kind of go, ooh.
Starting point is 00:29:02 And then I sit in the silence a bit, like, a bit stiff, like, oh my God. I'm hoping that the assent doesn't come. But you don't, obviously, you make me feel relaxed. I'm not embarrassed with you, but I'm just like, fuck, that smell's going to stink. It's fun. So what's the biggest it I give you? There's a good few here, right? But the main one, and it is honestly disgusting.
Starting point is 00:29:23 All right, I'll be lying in bed or I'll be in another room just to be getting ready, brushing her teeth. And she's just like, no one's. someone hawks shit out of their lungs. It's like, I'm gonna do it into the mic, but it's gonna sound horrible, it's like, huh. Yeah, I do, yeah. Right? And then I can hear her spitting it into the sink,
Starting point is 00:29:39 and I'm like, that is right. What's Jesse's best and worst trait? Her best trait. She's got a good few to be fair, but I think probably just, she's such a loving person, and it's annoying at some point, What? That's my best and worse then?
Starting point is 00:30:03 No, like, she is just all in, like, loves you, like, we'll tell you constantly. I'm pretty sure she's the same with you, Zoe. Like, tells you all the time, tells you how beautiful you are. And after a bit, you're just like, right, yeah, I fucking rest. I know, you know? But I'd say that, it's just a very, very loving person. Her worst trait is just not listening. She's just, she is very rude when it comes to either... I don't think rude's the right word.
Starting point is 00:30:28 Yes, it is. when you're messaging someone back You don't want to hear people say it's rude It's rude I mean you do ask me the same question Like six times I can't help it though guys No you can't It's rude right
Starting point is 00:30:39 When someone doesn't message you back Or how about this Has you archived or muted Yeah I archive everyone Everyone is muted or archived Yeah that's rude I mean it's not rude to a certain extent Where obviously in today's world
Starting point is 00:30:54 People can just get a hold of you at any time So it's up to you whether you're implying Yeah but not when you're in the same room and you're asking someone a question and you're speaking to them and they just pat you like literally pat you
Starting point is 00:31:06 and you're like hello and then they'll and then she'll shout at you for repeating the question which I don't hear you speak though that's the problem I don't hear it I don't think that's any better I actually don't hear your noise
Starting point is 00:31:20 going through my ears it's just white noise she's got a mutey than her brain so there's our worst trait But I need to just explain this because a lot of my friends, obviously, everyone knows I'm the same with messages. I am either all or nothing, right?
Starting point is 00:31:33 Once you've got my attention, I'm there. I'm so much better face-to-face, aren't I, Zoe? I am. If my friends are with me and they've got my attention, I don't think I'm rude. I may be a little bit rude to you at home because you're my boyfriend. But outside that situation,
Starting point is 00:31:47 a social situation, if I'm talking to someone, I'm interested. I'm very interested in people. I don't think you're intentionally rude to anyone. Thank you. Zoe. But I think people could take the no reply and all that as
Starting point is 00:32:01 being rude, but if you know, if you know you know it's not. It's probably not the best to say that on messages, but when it is face to face and I'm literally half a foot away from her and I'm telling her and she's just to ignore me. It's more like you need to be like Jess, get the attention and then ask to play. And that's why I do that thing like
Starting point is 00:32:17 eh? Oh, I hate that. Which she hates. What are you been up to today, Jess? Nothing. And then I go, eh? But then for some reason, she hears Yeah, because it's a fucking trigger, that's why. Jason, what is Zoe's best and worst traits? Best.
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Starting point is 00:33:25 You're doing all this. Like coming out your comfort zone. Love the words. Proud of you. Aw. Thanks, Jason, that's kind. So I, I bet you're, um, we'll move on to your worst trait.
Starting point is 00:33:35 We got, we got to that quickly, didn't we? I can say, hundreds of nice things about you, but people, did you really hear that? Yeah, they want to hear that. No, I don't, you want to hear them. I don't do you. I don't do you. You're good at that, did that to me at the fucking live show.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Aye, and me, so. Probably you need to be reminded at least 15 times today something. You don't listen. What like, Jason? I mean, I mentioned it earlier, like, having to, like, eat. Just remind you. Just their stuff, like... No, do you know what it is? It's DIY.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Aye, DIY. Anything DIY or, like, contacting somebody as well. Like, see if she's, like, we need to, like, phone somebody or, like, take somebody for something. Oh, yeah, you're doing that at your house, you'd read back someone. Aye, whereas I would just rather phone somebody, get out of the way, and that's fucking it. I can't really be bothered with the in-between process. At the waiting part. Yeah, like, I just like that to be handled. and I'll be like, yeah, I'll make the decision at the end
Starting point is 00:34:29 if it's good, fine or not. And times as well. Oh, that's a bit one. Because I get wound up with times. Like, I think I've got fucking sitting around with me sometimes. Yeah. I got to have to heed. You're quite punctual.
Starting point is 00:34:41 Yeah, yeah. Like, see, I'd like to get somewhere early rather than... Oh, you're the same, Rich. My pal, see, if we've gone the night out, I'll pay something down. Like, before we go out, my pals are like, what are you doing? Yeah. Like, because I want to be there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:53 See, waiting about, especially if we need to be, like, I don't know, I'd done a lot. a half six or something, or he'll be like 20 past or still getting ready. You know what the thing for me with the time thing is you should be early. Like your time is not more important than the other persons. And I always think that people who are late and late all the time,
Starting point is 00:35:16 geez, gonna rinse me at first because I have to like this. Yeah, I mean, you, you can't read all. To be fair, to be fair, to you, that is that a character for you, so we'll give you that. What I'm saying is, like, someone who's late all the time, I always just think, like, you think your fucking time's way more important than mine. Like, I'm here waiting for her.
Starting point is 00:35:36 I actually do agree with that as well, to be honest. Yeah. Like, it's such a bad trait. I need to get better at that. And you are real bad at that. I am. I'm only really late with things that don't have, like, it doesn't need to specifically be that time. Yeah, but you're meeting.
Starting point is 00:35:49 So what time we've decided that you're meeting? No, but not even if I'm meeting someone. Like, if we were just like, oh, let's, like, nip out. and I'm ready at 11. Here's the question for you, right? Would you be late for a train that you were going to catch? On purpose. Yeah, I would.
Starting point is 00:36:05 Just to miss the train every fucking woman. No, on purpose, would you be late for a train that you needed to get, or a plane? There you go, a plane, you're always travelling. You wouldn't be late for it, would you? No, I know, no. So why would you be late meeting your mate or your boyfriend? Disrespectful, anyway.
Starting point is 00:36:18 Are you writing this done? Because it's a good bit of feedback for those days. And it sounds like to ways I've got similar traits, so... No, yeah, it means that we do actually have quite a lot in common when it comes to stuff like that. Yeah. What are the bad things? Yeah, pretty much.
Starting point is 00:36:32 Okay. Jason. Tits her ass. Tits. Absolutely. Yeah? She's got a cracking ass her as well. I know.
Starting point is 00:36:44 You've got to stick ass cheeks, can you? Well, you can, but. You can't. You can't. I can't wait for your mom to listen to this podcast. You've got the best of the boss. Yeah, you have. I know.
Starting point is 00:36:58 I like both. You've got it all going on, so. I couldn't pick, really. You like both? Yeah. Okay, excellent. Something you wish we weren't so open about on this podcast.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Jason. Me? I was keeping a low profile and I've got people coming up to me and fucking Wonderbatch. My God, it's always my friend. I am. And work.
Starting point is 00:37:24 Do I have a cello for you? I'm not kidding on. He's all great fans, love you as all. Jason, you love it really. I see me fair. Pull my hands are, we don't really listen to it. No, neither does Rich. The reason be it's hard for us because
Starting point is 00:37:38 we listen to your shite every day. So why would I want to listen to another hour out? When I could be listening to something that I might listen to. No, I totally agree with you, to be fair. I thought you were going to say that I've told everyone that you love Jammies and that. I had, nothing to hide there.
Starting point is 00:37:51 Do you know what? Every time I see there's a meme I think it's Tyson Fury. Like laughing and then he says something, swears or whatever. And the captions, when you and your girlfriend get a picture of the Christmas pyjamas together,
Starting point is 00:38:04 I instantly think he used to. I'm going to actually tag you next. Like being cosy, simple. I mean, there's nothing wrong with it. No, I think there's anything too much of... There's other people I date, but they'll just probably won't say. Yeah. So...
Starting point is 00:38:17 At least we're honest. I love that. I'll never be in the same pyjamas as Jess. You sleep naked? I don't know. I don't know how people sleep in clothes. I don't know how you could sleep naked. I don't know how you can sleep naked. I feel so uncomfortable. Do you wish I do, but...
Starting point is 00:38:31 Walking around naked, half the time in the house. Yeah, you do. What's the question again? Something you wish we weren't so open about on here? For me, probably the Golden Mildo in Glen Eagles. That has probably ended me a little bit. I remember going out of football and the lads just... To be fair, I told the lads at football, but...
Starting point is 00:38:48 But their girlfriends listen, don't they? Yeah, and it's like, do you know, when you're speaking to someone? And, like, I'm not thinking at the time, oh, they'll know this comfort... they'll know the story, but they must look and think. So it's me the day, you know, and we spoke about scratching your ass and that smell. And so it hits me like, I'm talking to you,
Starting point is 00:39:05 but knowing full well that it's through my head and I'm like, everyone just knows everything about us. It's really quite bad. I just think you went through one extreme with it. Zoe, you're just wanting to be so low profile and everybody knows everything about you. I know, and we would actually talk about it yesterday. Me and Jess saying, like, at what point
Starting point is 00:39:21 did you forget that, like, doing this sort of thing took you completely out of that life? of like low profile and like yeah at what point did i think that you and like our pals who are out with us and all that would would want to be involved in that you just don't think that way though until it happens i think it's since the live show though especially when like gee we're saying when you see numbers on a screen because it's just us two sat in here every week with gee chatting utter shit and then when you go out and speak to people especially on night out and they've had alcohol that's when you think oh my god it's real
Starting point is 00:39:49 people not just numbers on the screen of listeners and then seeing like the live shows which was amazing you're like bloody hell like it actually is and people that say that you know that you are such a big part of their week it's mental to think that but then you actually sit back and think they know everything about me but everyone relates to it in some way or another yeah i think that's probably the weird thing as well when people come up to your girls now i remember when you first started the podcast and people well before that really yeah people would come up to you and you like we'd walk somewhere and she'd have a chat and then we'd leave like oh it's so weird and what you got understand is that they know everything about you
Starting point is 00:40:28 it's it's weird for you guys because you're they're coming up to you they know everything about you and you know nothing about that person you don't even know their name until you ask it yeah that's true actually it's just a bit it is a bit bizarre but it's like a one-way friendship almost almost yeah in it in it the bad way but i just like then when you're obviously dive telling stories about the you know fucking glen eagles and all sorts of stuff It's like, I don't mind, I think it's funny. Someone asked me, I'd tell. You're all quite open.
Starting point is 00:40:56 It's quite funny. I see, I don't bother a bit in neither. Like, you could say anything about me and see if somebody said, and I thought, I'll give a fuck. Yeah. So, like... Yeah, yours are both quite like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:05 I'd better be in like, see if stuff that annoys you. Like, fuck off. I'm the same joke. I couldn't give a fault. So I have just folks that are easily offended me. Like I see. As long as if you're not hurt anyone, maliciously, you're not...
Starting point is 00:41:15 So what? Everyone can relate to me in some way. You were hurting me and the Glen Eagles that night. Jesus. Fuck on, Rich. See, I have the worst story, so you confirm in later. Oh, God see. You don't want to know.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Right, Jason, what is your favourite memory with Zoe? Favorite memory? Got a lot, to be fair. I'd probably say our first holiday. Yeah, where did you go? So it was kind of during COVID. Mm-hmm. That was, we were like a COVID relationship with me.
Starting point is 00:41:40 Oh, yes, so you were. I've done everything back to front. So I'd probably that because you weren't really supposed to go on holiday at that time. So I felt like it was just, nice win it man just to get away just me and you and it was quite quiet we went to portugal yeah i remember that place called it was at carviero and it was like the hotel was cracking in that and that was just good on it it was at a quiet wee like town so it was just like really chill and you felt like dead lucky to be in holiday yeah and everyone was quite like i can't believe
Starting point is 00:42:09 you've managed to get away like because we were actually meant to go to Croatia and then we've got to go to the brovnik the red list literally the day before we were going so we had to change to Portugal and i was like don't fancy Portugal that was all annoyed by it but it was great so why the place would probably go back to
Starting point is 00:42:24 as well like I'd say that full time like when I first met you like that's all my favourite kind of memories obviously like the other stuff like you days like couples
Starting point is 00:42:32 like all the holidays and that and like like certain stuff but I think like just the way that we were done it was nice yeah
Starting point is 00:42:39 because like obviously we're talking to we literally just started speaking again just before lockdown so we're kind of talking on face time and that
Starting point is 00:42:47 and then when we weren't they're really supposed to be going to see each we're like going out in the motor and that with me so we're getting to know each other like on that kind of like aspect first rather than me just taking her up the road as I said I wanted to do that first night and give her something that I mean so um I just think it was good because see if lockdown wasn't a thing like I don't mean this in offence to Jason at all but like I just don't know if like anything would have happened because we both went out a lot were pals and stuff
Starting point is 00:43:15 like that and I think at that point I wasn't really looking for anything or wanting anything really so like I just think if life didn't stop would it have happened I just don't know yeah well everything happens for a reason yeah yeah what about you Richard
Starting point is 00:43:31 probably going on holiday as well like holidays I can't really put a specific one on it but probably New Yorker the first time oh what a trip yeah it was um I like to call New Yorker oh you love it I know you were saying about that
Starting point is 00:43:45 our day because yeah it's really good any boat any boat days oh you love a boat he's like even though he's scared
Starting point is 00:43:53 of sharks he loves the sea yeah but I think it's probably when we're on holiday or if we're on a boat day or whatever
Starting point is 00:44:00 like I'll let loose a little bit do you know what I'm a little bit more chilled than a normal then so fucking telling me it's probably
Starting point is 00:44:08 being on holiday way and you thrive on holiday you like going abroad and you like being in the sun yeah it's probably the best time
Starting point is 00:44:13 that we have together with that I think with you as well because of his football you always were waiting for that June every single year so for us we just made the most of it
Starting point is 00:44:24 didn't we? And sadly for you that's all you really look forward to in terms of like going abroad because it's the only time you could go away luckily when you moved to Scotland you had that international break a little bit which we've done a couple times
Starting point is 00:44:36 for a weekend but yeah I'd say holidays definitely because you are you do let yourself go a little bit more he's quite professional should we say not so much now and now you've retired
Starting point is 00:44:48 you definitely a lot more looser I was listening to house that damn I was it was only old mushrooms and never even hit no solid
Starting point is 00:44:58 oh it definitely did at one point you can double duntling them and then you were just determined to say it was never hitting you but you could tell it did it wasn't
Starting point is 00:45:05 yeah it was you like glass yeah and your eyes fucking fear in his eyes he was just spanking some strippers it was fantastic went even more quiet than
Starting point is 00:45:13 The only person on planet Earth to have weed and mushrooms and just get more boring. Nah, that last year, you were, you were on course, isn't it? Yeah, you were, you were on one. And you enjoyed yourself in the strip club, didn't you?
Starting point is 00:45:29 Shout out to Spanish Sarah, by the way. Yeah. Jason, that was just iconic from you. Oh, she was some back to-a-talkie. She was good, she was good. What's something you wish we were better at or would change about us, Jason? I wish you would have a better cook.
Starting point is 00:45:45 Oh, not going to happen. I know, because you're absolutely shite. I'm actually good at cooking things that I like, but you just don't like them. Like, I can make a good stir fry. Is that mean, that ain't odd? Like, you've cooked the same dinner, like, for me, like, five times,
Starting point is 00:46:01 but you still ask me, like, how to do it? Like, what the day with this chicken? No, but you know what it is? Because you are particular, I think I feel the pressure. Aye, but... Like, I know if I use the different, like, seasoning or sauce, whatever you would know and you'd like it. It must be hard to cook for you.
Starting point is 00:46:17 You don't like a lot of stuff. I don't know, I'd be caught up at this all the time, right? But I'm actually no that bad. See, when you actually speak to other people, who was it going to talk about that? It wasn't my friend, Krista. Her boyfriend's even worse now. So, there's other people out there that just don't like the kind of exotic shit that you like. To be fair, that's probably one good thing about
Starting point is 00:46:33 me finding Jess is that, like, I actually try more stuff, because I'd have probably been similar to you. It's more like, see, if there's things. you don't like that's fine but you just don't want to try things that there's no way that you can't eat rice with chicken it's just in a compliment just to add to that then i'm getting better i mean made me try that fucking thing in amsterdam didn't you yeah what was that scallop or something on it oh yeah that's brilliant that you did that's a skullup a scallup you like that though didn't you no i was chewing it for about three days what about you
Starting point is 00:47:05 what about you what would you change or wish jess was better at oh god probably looking after herself a bit more in terms of not that she does I don't mean like that I don't think he means physically No I don't mean like that I mean in terms of Mentally Just yeah she spreads herself so thin
Starting point is 00:47:22 And doing stuff and like she hates missing out on shit And half the stuff that she goes to That she thinks so I can't miss out in that It's shite Like Just have a couple of days to chill Or actually stick to something that you're
Starting point is 00:47:39 Like she spreads herself that thin over certain things that she doesn't do everything consistently so if she just did like a couple of things then she'd be way more consistent than that like probably leaning towards
Starting point is 00:47:53 the fitness kind of side of stuff but even going out as well like there's certain things that you don't really want to go to and you go to because you get formal or you think oh I really should go and it's like well people are no got to miss you that much mate if you don't go you can chill I don't think I'm like that anymore
Starting point is 00:48:08 you definitely are I say no to everything I also think... Would you agree with that, Zoe? Would you agree that she does... No, I do definitely think there's times that you maybe don't need to go, but just the difference says you can
Starting point is 00:48:20 and you want to, with some things. I also have a lot of friends as well that are in different places that I like to spend time with and go and see here there and everywhere. Yeah, that's true. I'm not saying it's bad, but... No, I thought you would say about me being messy.
Starting point is 00:48:38 You are messy, but that's something I've accepted. Yeah. You've accepted that now. Wow. Although there will be another note going on that washing right on. The best description that Jess gives of how her head works is a computer where all the tabs open. Yeah. That is literally her life.
Starting point is 00:48:55 There's about a thousand tabs open. I can't start a task, can I? And I can't. I tagged him in a meeting the day, and it was like somebody making the bed. And he comes in and walks into his wife and it's half made. And she's doing then putting the shoes away. And he's like, what happened? and that is how my brain works
Starting point is 00:49:12 I'm doing something and then I'll stop it and then I'll start another thing and then before I know it I've got ten jobs on the go and then I'm overwhelmed and I stop I'll give you a prime example of that she asked me, I always remember she asked me for a do you want a cup of tea as I call yeah amazing please
Starting point is 00:49:26 anyway three hours later I'm like where that fuck's this cup of tea walked into the kitchen it sat there with a tea bag still in it hot water like she'd obviously we started making it got bored waiting because I can't wait
Starting point is 00:49:39 waiting, find something else to do and then walked off. Jesus. Yeah. We're going to work better on that next year, guys. I will see. But we can't be perfect, can't we? No one is perfect. Last question before we do a quickfire Mr and Missies. If you
Starting point is 00:49:55 could both swap a trait from each of us for the other one of us to have, what would it be? So, Jason, what trait of Jesses do you wish I had? Trate. A bit lively. yeah um because jess is don't i mean you know when she's in the room but oh i don't know if that was
Starting point is 00:50:19 at all moment i mean that's cute right i'll take you'll take you out i can be taking bad ways that kind of so um aye because you're sometimes i need to like poke you say something you're click quiet i just don't think there's anything wrong my bit of silence sometimes you know i'm going to go the opposite i'd like that 100% Like I don't mind being quiet Jason is me I know And you are Richard
Starting point is 00:50:44 And that's why it works See I'm quite in table on this today But as well I've probably exposed me before I'm a hundred mile an hour Like I can't sit still or See there's silence in the room I'll need to make a noise or something Yeah I'm the same
Starting point is 00:50:56 Honestly I just kind of sit Or I'll sing to you But not even like real songs I'll just make up fucking shit and sing to her But what I'm actually going to play the victim here What's actually a shame for me as I am, like, lively and chatty and energetic and all those good things, but not compared to you
Starting point is 00:51:12 fucking weirdos. You're like off the scale. I'm just a normal, what I think, quite a fun being to be. I'm like a little pet that I get zoomies. I'll have like 10 minutes and then that's me for three weeks. Yeah, you're a different person. We're like, in the house, in your comfort zone.
Starting point is 00:51:29 You do have this zoomie at night time and it's, you're nuts. You actually back shit crazy. You do have like quite some high promulments. Yeah, but the last like five minutes and then like I said, that is me for the next month. Yeah, but when you do it, it's funny. Yeah, you are funny. I'm like they thought that folk could take
Starting point is 00:51:43 like small doses probably. Yeah, you definitely are. Aye. Well, you shut up and I better speak more. I speak a lot. You definitely speak more now. I like, I like how boring you are. It's good. She's not boring. I will not say. I will sit in the motor and you will not speak for a full car journey. I thought I had enough of me by there because I'm a fucking pain ass. I mean, I think I'm the Richard in our relationship, but no offence, Richard.
Starting point is 00:52:15 I'm not as boring as Richard, come on. No, not socially you're not as boring as Richard, but just trait-wise. Straight-wise, you're very similar. Thanks, me. Well, fun, mate. Yeah. Anyway, we'll do a quick fire Mr and Missies to round up.
Starting point is 00:52:28 So how we're going to do this? What we'll do is, you ask me and Jason, but we need either say Zoe or Jason. you don't say me, you say your name, so that we both either say the same name or a different name, okay? There's no me or you going on. Right, let me ask the question.
Starting point is 00:52:42 Zoe or Jason? Right, so just, right, aye. Right. Right. You answer at the same time, okay? Right, so me and Zoe first? Yeah, just straight away. Obviously.
Starting point is 00:52:53 Who's the boss? Zoe. Jason. Okay, so, no points. Who says sorry first? Jason. Jason. I could have fucking answered you that.
Starting point is 00:53:05 Who's the funniest? Jason. Who's the moodyest? Jason. Oh! I wasn't expecting that. Yeah, I won't expect me that. Because you push me in a timid all the time.
Starting point is 00:53:18 Who's the most romantic? Jason. Who's got the dirtiest mind? Jason. Zoe. I'm the one that was trying to get experimental. Oh yeah! No chance, Zoh!
Starting point is 00:53:31 You weren't up for it. No chance. I'm all listening to this man, but... No. I'm not even saying Plank of wouldn't you? I mean
Starting point is 00:53:38 Not a fucking All right Four points Right Don't let me down Rich Ready Who's the boss
Starting point is 00:53:44 Rich Oh Who says sorry First Rich Who's the funniest Rich Who's the funniest?
Starting point is 00:53:54 Rich Who's the most Romantic Rich Who's the most romantic? Who's got the Darkest mind Rich
Starting point is 00:54:04 yeah I would say rich right but I think I've got the dirtiest mouth but I don't act on it Richard has the dirtiest if I if we acted on my mouth we'd be the filthiest couple ever because Richard's all for anything do you think I'm more romantic than you
Starting point is 00:54:29 yeah I think so yeah really I think so yeah I think you yeah i think i can be a romantic at times but you probably find romance in everything everything yeah i do try and do that but i i've been in terms of like i come home and you've made me like you're bit similar to jason like you'd like bring me flowers and i suppose it's easier for a guy to do that for a girl who isn't it that thing mhm flowers and pajamas and you like candles and remember when you did that thing around the bath do you remember that yeah you put all the candles around the bath not long ago and they had a big bunch of flowers in it you
Starting point is 00:55:04 You came home from somewhere. Yeah. I don't know. I'd probably on a fucking three week, three month holiday way or something. Yeah, so I think you're cute like that and I don't feel like women can do that very well for men sometimes. I know. I do think there's rather really, not as much.
Starting point is 00:55:16 I don't think guys appreciate that sort of shit anyway. No. If you ran me a bath, I'd be like, oh, cheers. Yeah, that's probably the romantic part, but the candle bit. I wouldn't think it was romantic. I just be like, oh, sound. Yeah, but the candles and the, I don't know, all the other stuff is what women appreciate, don't they?
Starting point is 00:55:31 Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Definitely way funnier than you are, though. I disagree. Like, you think you're funny. You always say I'm funny. Jess will say to me all the time,
Starting point is 00:55:41 she's like, come, well, funny, ain't her? If someone says they're usually not. No. Richard is quite unexpectedly funny, though, to be fair to him. Like, that McDonald's director situation was really fucking funny. But he wasn't trying to be funny. No, I know. No, I was just annoyed.
Starting point is 00:55:54 But I think with me, it's when I'm laughing at my phone, you go, what are you laughing at? And all the time, I go, me. Because I'm laughing at something I'm saying in a group chat. I do that, and Jason, like, that's not funny. I know. When you, like, say it out of the context, it's not that funny. No, I know, I know. You need to be in the chat. You need to be in the moment. I definitely think I'm funny. See you're trying to tell something for a group chat.
Starting point is 00:56:13 It's never funny because I try and tell you stuff by a group chat. See the shit that gets said in it? Like, what is even going on? Yeah. I know. But guys do just like the shit you're saying. You'll hear me sending voice notes and that saying all sorts of shit and you're like, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, the voices you guys put on these voice notes and stuff. I'm like, what are you talking about? A load of shit. Oh, the shit you watch on YouTube. The brains, I just think they're so different, aren't we, men and women?
Starting point is 00:56:38 It's a fucking load of nonsense. Yeah. Did we win that then, there's all I had. We had four, you got two. Yeah. We didn't really shit there, Bab. Won the champs? Right, well, that was a bad of laughs.
Starting point is 00:56:47 Wasn't it? Are we still all in relationships, still all friends here? Aye. That's positive. Good morning to cause it, isn't me? Yeah, we're excited, aren't we? Yeah, for a big day out. Is it anything you want to finish the podcast by saying?
Starting point is 00:57:00 No, just well done for your live shows and obviously all the guys who came. I think we said it on the night but it's well appreciated that you made the effort to come out on a Tuesday and Wednesday night to support the girls so thanks to that and super proud of you second that I
Starting point is 00:57:15 I didn't expect how many people turned up so I'm proud of it to be of these you smashed it Oh thanks boys and that's nice It was a lot more lovely than we thought I thought but there's your butt But I don't know if I'll forgive you for doing that to me Oh Jason you made it
Starting point is 00:57:29 Come on let's finish it I know but you were loving it kind of a bit of you're going to it let's finish with a song come on you we're loving it should we sing a little like Christmas on are we a cappella no we're not singing this is the end of the show I've done enough do you want me to sing I'm available for birthdays and I've done enough and I never got what I wanted
Starting point is 00:57:46 big thank you to everyone listening to season three yeah on your plate and side dish we love you so much please remember to like and subscribe how do we do it vote the little stars on the Spotify if you listen on Spotify please give us five lovely stars or park off. Leave us a review. Leave us a review on Apple podcast or on Spotify, which G gate keeps, but he will definitely start sharing with us going forward. And anything
Starting point is 00:58:11 else, I hope you don't miss us too much and have a wonderful Christmas and New Year. We wish you all the best, love and happiness in 2024. So positive. I'll be back to it in January. Yeah. I can't wait. Love you so much. Bye. Bye. Bye-bye. Thank you. I mean, Thank you.

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