A Lot On Your Plate - Christmas Special: Here come the boys...
Episode Date: December 19, 2023We're joined by Jason and Richard to bring you a Christmas special! Asking them everything from their best memory with us to what gives them the ick plus a quick fire Mr & Mrs...the question i...s, what couple came out on top?? Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Welcome to the chart topping
Best podcast in the world
Happy Shoe say
Pod Piggy Wiggie Wiggies
Hope you missed us and you didn't cry too much
last week when we went here
I know I've been away through a week and it felt like a lifetime
It was flipping wonderful and I'm so excited for a winter break
we have the boys here with us today
they are super excited
cannot wait yeah how's it going
buzzing to be part of the pod pig gang
and they obviously made their appearance
at the live show if you missed it
as we said Jason sang karaoke and Richard
went on stage and it was fantastic actually
yeah Jason kind of
I mean calling it karaoke is kind of downgraded me
no but you showed me up there didn't you
so first of all you didn't help me with their raffle tickets
and I was sweating you were just supping beer
and then got dragged on stage
and you start building out Palantini
so cheers mate
threw me under a bus
and then fucking stole the limelike
fan favourite
I can't argue with that
is what happens
when you're storing it
what was that
you're going to give us a song today
ah
retired
well you said that last time
he's still waiting for his
fee that he got
and I'm still waiting for the leather outfit
but I shouldn't he be doing this actually
so literally last night
Richie said to me
if I come home from work
and you're not in that leather outfit
I'm seriously not doing
the podcast and guys I was debating it I genuinely was debating it until I had so much work to do
and I was like fuck I can't be asked but I don't even think it would fit me babe I swear it wouldn't
it doesn't need to try and put it on just so you can it doesn't need to fit you there's no
there's no space for the tits it's just the middle bit yeah that's the that's the that way
fit it's just your hips or your arse oh whatever any who so we're gonna we ask you guys
lots of questions to ask the boys
so we'll get into that
but we'll have a little bit of catch up
because this is our last episode of the season
guys, we're going to miss you
but what you've been up to is Oz
so on a lot on your plate
well we went for dinner the other week
when was that last week
was that only last week
yeah I don't know we did two bloody shows
and then we had a day off and went
straight to no it was the next day
yeah we didn't have a day off we were in here recording
and then we went into Glasgow to do
a million things and then we went through
Edinburgh to go to sushi samba
yeah it was really nice
by the way, guys, I highly recommend.
And a few people have messaged to ask what would recommend,
and we love the steak thing that you make on your own.
Oh, that was gorgeous.
And the tempora green beans, they were nice, weren't they?
But then I recommend them,
but someone thought, that is one of those things
that, like, they were really good, but, like,
they're quite plain, if you know what?
It was just basic, but the sauce was nice.
What was that?
Me, sew dressing or something.
Oh, yeah.
Can't remember, but it was really good.
We recommend that, and I'm going to post a little TikTok on that.
I took some nice picks, in Ty.
You did?
I talk my, that light that we've all made you by
and every time we put it up, we were so embarrassed, weren't we?
Well, kind of doing that thing where you don't move your head,
but you move your eyes, like to see if anyone's looking at you.
And they were, but fucking...
We didn't give a fuck, did we?
Also, I think it was dark when we went, but there is, like, a...
There's a rooftop.
There's a balcony.
All around the restaurant to see if it wasn't dark, it'd be well nice for you.
Yeah, in the summer it would be so nice.
The one that's out on the balcony, though.
Your rooftop drink.
And then tomorrow night
Our friend Holly and Kaine are coming up from Leicester
And we're going
The six-sums back from Amsterdam
We're reuniting
And we're going to Lippity Beef Bar in Edinburgh, aren't we?
We are.
Tomorrow night.
Very bougie.
We're going to do a little bit of,
or we're going to drag you around the Christmas markets
But I can't be fucked
Have you said before, it's shit in it?
I know.
I feel like we could maybe go to the,
you know the bit at the start
Right at the train station.
Oh yeah, that's good.
That's good because it's always got a singer and stuff on.
I mean, I would quite like to go to the markets.
You love it though, don't you?
Oh, I'm.
Big Christmas game, man.
Okay, fine.
Well, we'll go for you then.
Can't wait.
It's fine if you're drinking.
Yeah, is it in too bad.
If you're going on that, have we?
Mine does spend about 60 quid to win you a teddy.
I know, and you've never won one of those things.
You did that at the Royal Harwich show as well, didn't win.
I never.
You were just, you were determined to win a pig or something.
It's a fix.
It's all a fix.
No, it's not.
You've won one before.
Hi.
Yeah, I remember you.
Some of them are a fix,
isn't there?
Depends what game you play, but.
Anyway,
so we're doing that this weekend,
so maybe we'll let you know
that next year, who knows.
But hopefully it's good
because we've been looking forward
to going there, aren't we?
What's it called?
Le Petit Beef Bar.
It's basically called Beef Bar in Paris,
and it specialises in beef.
But as we know, Jason's palettes
very limited, so we went somewhere for him.
Chicken nuggets and chips for this boy.
There we got it started.
It was all the amount of time.
So we're taking him to,
this place and we're very much looking forward to it.
I do love a steak.
Yeah, you do.
It should be fun, yeah.
Although you're making me miss my Christmas party.
Oh, boo fucking who?
I'm also missing a day again.
Oh yeah, you're feeling as well.
But you're going out Sunday with your mates.
I don't understand why they would want to do anything else
other than hanging out with us.
Same.
As a collective.
Need some party seat in my left, did it?
We haven't spent much time together recently so you're staying with me, sunshine.
No, I haven't actually, have we?
No, I've heard of seen you.
I know.
She fucks off all the time.
He's worked all the time.
Her priorities are upside down.
Yeah, they are.
That's what I'll say.
Yeah.
Well, the priorities haven't really been held
with the past few weeks.
To be free, I'm always quite near the top,
so I don't mind.
Yeah.
You'll hear what if you want number one.
So, guess what?
Our sofas just arrived as we sat here in our temp studio.
They just arrived and they're beautiful.
And Richard and G. were like,
what the fuck?
Why did you buy white sofas when I'm just a scatty mess?
So we just sat here and spoke coffee all downer.
So yeah, it's going to be quite interesting.
I think we just get a nice throw.
Yeah.
We don't want to hide the whole thing
because I hate people doing that.
It defeats the purpose.
We'll be extra careful when we've got them.
You know, those people that keep the vinyl on them.
Or the plastic on them.
They're like, keep them for years.
A bit squeaky, squeaky.
You can I actually get covers at that, can you?
It's like plastic, but it doesn't look at noise in anything.
I don't know. I don't know. A home's for a living in.
And then even, like, little kids that have,
that wet the bed and they have like a plastic,
bed sheet
how do they sleep on that?
I've never heard of this
well, maybe it was just me
when I pissed the bed
I'm all got a new couch right
in fact you should get that
but when you're steaming on
I'm all getting a new couch
and I was up there last night
and I was never to drink
or eat me either
so I had to get up with my drink
and go into the kitchen and drink it
and then come back in
when I was watching the football
I'd take it out
aye but she's letting the way
and Lisa's wee and run about
like on the couch
and fucking milk dripping on her chin
and I'm not allowed to
She's had that quite a while now
so the rules are still in place
Aye basically, it'll probably always be in place
Probably after Christmas
So we've got a little update as well
You know how we spoke about in the podcast
That I've been having this mystery Christmas card
Sent to my house
Well, I was at Winter Wonderland this weekend in London
And Richard sends me a text
You were really suspicious by the way
You weren't taking my banter very well
You'll be really stern with me
So you are top of the list
Of suspects
Right?
So, you know, we said we got, was it me?
I got a birthday card from Wilson saying from your favourite cat.
Yeah, it was.
And I said he's not my favourite cat, because I love them both.
But I've never said that he's my favourite cat.
Anyway, Jason, you seem a little bit fidgety, actually.
It must be our neighbours.
I don't have time of day stuff like that.
It must be Sue.
No, listen.
So somebody listens to the podcast, whoever you are, it said, let me just get it up.
And it really freaked me out.
That was like me at my buff to, one of my pals sent me that.
Neil Lennon buffed I don't know who it was
because there was no writing inside it
and I asked the boy who I thought it was
and he just kept denying it but it turned out it actually was him
but it was damn an honouring for hours
so Jason if to cut this story short
I've had this is like the fourth car we've had but he's also had one
which you know initially made me think it wasn't him
but on my birthday I was getting ready and he goes
oh this is just come through the door and also it's not posted
it's hand delivered okay so this is this
why are you nodding your head like that
Because it's hand-delivered. It's weird.
You're smirking. It's obviously our neighbours.
So it says, to mummy and daddy, it's also every time a cat Christmas card.
So this person actually goes out and buys this card specifically for us.
Two mummy and daddy can't wait for Christmas snuggles with you both.
Love from your favourite cat. Owen.
It's never been from Owen, right?
Kiss, kiss, kiss, and on the back it said, miss you mum.
Which is weird because obviously I wasn't there.
so who is it
who is it that's listening
and I kept saying to Richard
I was saying loads of stuff to you
and you were just like being really serious
for me like it's not me
I wouldn't fucking do that
It was because he kept saying it
It was me like why would I go out my way
to post the card through my door?
Because I've never seen the card
through the letterbox
only you've ever given it to me
or sent me pictures of it
No but it came through the letter box
because I was like oh what's that
and then I as soon as I see in the right
and I was like oh it's one of those cards again
I can tell where your face is but I was definitely
he won't want to himself
though.
I'm not what time to do that.
And we also compared the writing
to the last one in the group chat
and it is slightly different
but the writing from the first one
was definitely similar to the second.
Whoever does it has got
shite handwriting anyway.
No, they've not.
So hopefully that brings them out their shell
a little bit.
No, it's quite nice I think.
No, I just need to know who this is.
I think it's you Sue
and I know that
John's daughter listens
but I know it's you.
I don't think it's Sue.
Does Sue listen?
Maybe, I don't know.
I think John's daughter listens.
Oh yeah, she does, yeah.
She'll tell her.
So tell Sue.
Great banter, by the way.
We know it's her.
Yeah, you're living in Jess's head, rent for me.
She really fucking is.
Because I was a top suspect for a while
and all I just kept saying was,
I wish I was that funny, but I'm not.
Remember, because it was the morning we were going Amsterdam
and she was being wearing me over text.
I was like, she's not replying in the group chat.
But obviously, I didn't realize it was because you were too busy,
you two getting ready to come and meet me at the airport
and surprise me.
So you're not.
I'm not on the suspect list anymore.
Anyway, I just thought I'd update you podpiggies on that
because it's really fucking me off,
so hopefully next year we can work that out.
So what's been a lot on your plate?
What's been a lot on my plate?
I met a friend of mine that haven't seen for years.
She lives in L.A. Charlotte and another friend of mine, Sammy.
In London, it was beautiful weekend.
At an amazing restaurant, Samanteca in Shortwich,
was one of the top ones.
And LPM in Clarege's Hotel in Mayfair, very posh.
actually quite good value for money actually
but really fucking amazing
one of the best meals I had
yeah if not better actually
and it was quite smaller in there
it wasn't as intimidating as I thought
when I walked here you know white tablecloths
and all that I thought I'm going to hate this
but I don't do it often so
let's just do it
French food had snails they were really good
fish the duck was amazing
the dough from wild potatoes the creme brule
the creme brule
brulee it did look really good
it was all and I got my talk
watch out it was just the best so i really recommend lpm if you're going for a fancy thing if you want
to eat in all the west end and if you like more smaller in uh independently owned restaurants
then manteca in shoreditch beautiful seasonal small plates that was one with the pasta that i put
was like a brown crab right yeah beautiful lovely i've not been in london for ages yeah it's really
good i also had a burger from bleaker burger which is meant to be one of the best in london can i just
say it was not at all and they've messaged me
DMed me twice saying like please
reply like why wasn't it good? I'm like why are you so
bothered about my opinion? You've literally
got hundreds and hundreds of thousands of followers
it wasn't good
I'll just reply to them and tell them I know but I feel bad
saying it wasn't you've already said it
I didn't say it was shit it just wasn't
it was not hyped to what it should have been hyped up to me
at all so you don't actually have any
specific point as it just wasn't that great
it wasn't and the chips were
undercooked as well
And it also cost £38 for two burgers and chips
Sorry, fuck off
Yeah, that's more than a five guys
Yeah, five guys is good
So that, I recommend that
And then I had a bagel on Brick Lane for six pounds
From the iconic, took you there years ago
I was just going to say it to me there
Because it was multi-coloured
So we have to get this bagel.
No, I didn't have the multi-coloured bagel this time
No, but you took me there last time because of that reason
Anyway, what's it called?
It's just called the bagel shop on Brick Lane
It's like one of them where it's all
Is there what loads of them kicking about?
There's two, next door to each other
and they're like rival off one another.
It's like old school though, isn't it?
It's not, um, it looks like, it looks pretty shite.
Yeah, they've never had a refurb since they opened in like...
It's good.
I don't know.
I love that.
You like bagels, you like that.
Salt beef bagel.
Anyway.
What's been on your plate, Jason?
No much.
I'm being honest, I know.
I mean, we went for dinner another night, didn't we?
And then went to a pant of me.
Tell everyone your favourite place to get a burger.
You've been going there a couple times.
That, what's it called again?
The Barras?
I forgot the name it.
Oh, Smoky Trotters.
I went there the other night again, that was good.
That's the second time I've been.
You're a big fan, aren't you?
Ah, it's good.
I want to go.
And where did we go the other night?
Babs.
Babs.
Oh, did you?
I love Babs.
Yeah, it was actually the next time.
You go, what did you get again?
Like a Geros on it?
I got a checking Gidos.
Giro.
Giro.
Giro.
Giro.
Giro.
Giro.
Hi, it's a gyro.
The heart he says it's a gyro.
That was the best ever.
It's like a gyrus.
I call a ram and a raymond,
so I can't fucking speak.
I had a yearly trip to the pantal.
The pantomime, didn't we?
Oh yes.
I just don't think you can beat a pantomime.
Look, I know it's not like
your five-star West End show,
but that's the point.
It's just heavy council on it, like.
It's full like families of ten.
Is it?
I know.
It's just loads of kids as well.
And I get quite annoyed
that like the chaos the kids are causing,
but I know that's the whole point.
Yeah.
I could smell shay at one point
it's like,
that we guys
on it,
it's deffos shat yourself.
Because it kind of quiet
and done after that,
didn't it?
And everyone's got
like the light up worns
and all that.
Oh, right.
And then they go,
he's behind you.
Is it like that?
Yeah, and it's like.
They don't do that.
Every panel they do they,
or do they?
Or is it just a certain one?
They always do the time
that it's like,
no, I did not.
And everyone's like,
yes, I did.
Because it's Scottish
and it's, as I said,
a bit concerned
they make it like that.
Funny, yeah.
And it's those wrestles that are in it?
Aye, Grado and Jack Jester.
We're in the high scene, don't be.
What's Grado?
Grado is...
It's on the radio?
Like, he was a wrestler and he's been on that,
is it two of doors down he's on BBC?
Yeah, he's on the radio and...
There's all sorts of stuff.
You'll know him.
And he's like the height of shite.
Aye, so they take the piss out of him.
The height is shite?
Yeah.
Nice.
I love that.
It's good, gives you something today.
Gives you something today, Christmas.
But it's been a lot on your piece.
play Babs?
Not much to be honest
for you.
I feel like I've not really done
a great deal.
I went to watch Mother Well.
Oh yeah, how was that?
It was alright, it was good.
It was a rubbish game
and the team is shite.
I mean, I could probably still play in it.
Burn.
Being late for work, missed work.
Oh yeah?
So he has.
He's not a bit of a nuke this week.
I don't know what's going on there.
You had a lot on your plate, aren't you?
Oh, I've had a lot on my plate
but I can't tell you what it was.
I don't know.
Other than that, I just kind of
I wouldn't even say
I've been getting ready for Christmas
I've been trying to avoid the fact
that Christmas is coming
Yeah
I've not even done anything
I've got my niece's presents
but that's about that
And you got your friend coming up
for Christmas
Hart is joining us again
So he's coming up with me and Jess
We'd have Christmas us three aren't we
As three together
And then
Yeah
Yeah it'd be good
It's nice
We said that last year on the pub
But Hartie hasn't got his parents
So he's just
We're just his family
Aren't we
So it's really nice
Yeah
So he's gonna come up
we'll have some food
and probably get some board games
and play some board games.
And he loves a movie
so we'll probably be watching
about fucking 50,000
old school movies
that you two will make me watch
that I can't be asked to watch
but you know what I'll do it
for the pants
When Jess says she'll watch
she'll sit in the room
on her phone while it's on
yeah, duh
so it's a little bit different
and what's been on your plate
like what are you eating?
What have you eaten recently?
Well this week
oh this week
just the usual stuff
because I've not been here
yeah so chicken, salmon
veg, rice
you are actually quite good at mixing stuff though
you may as a bagel the other week
by the time you get home or
if I just want something to eat it's just fast
do I mean I don't want to
put stuff together
like the biggest thing I'll do is sausage pasta
and that's it's only because it's easy
yeah I think that's quite
I just want it to be fast
We felt like to cooking
you know haven't we back
yeah just had time of you
just fucking fly us up in there
fly and it's done in two settings
I know I'm the same
What about Jess was sat on the sofa
other day and Heather Messaged just saying
and Jess, have you got any recipes that I could follow for some food in that?
You got any food inspiration?
I was like, mate, just look on my page.
I know, but I say that to you all the time, Rich, and you when you follow a recipe,
but you're the same as well when you follow something,
because you make these burgers, don't you, haggis or something?
What's that thing you've been making quite a bit?
Yeah, just make a bug and put haggis when it's not too exciting,
that you're a wee page.
Yeah, I know, but that's still good for someone that doesn't like cooking,
and then you'll be a page.
I just think, boys just don't put their mind to it enough
because when you actually cook, you're really good.
Yeah, but it's hard to cook when you're just cooking for one person.
So you kind of just like, eat whatever, don't you?
I've been having beans on sauce with cheese quite a lot.
Yeah, you don't like that.
Yeah, like, if Jason's not in to one cook the dinner
and to, like, provoke the dinner being started, I just won't eat.
Yeah, because you don't cook, do you?
I can't be arced.
Yeah, that's the one thing that annoys me.
You don't eat breakfast, lunch, all that I was at me telling you.
I didn't eat anything yesterday.
really.
At all, actually, the whole day.
You didn't, did you?
I had a glass of wine at night when I was out.
A strange wee character, how do you do that, yeah?
I just can't be arsed.
See, if there's not something in this easy
and I really feel like it,
I just,
that being so uninspired
just makes me not eat at all.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, I do feel like,
this time of year, everyone gets a bit like that.
Like, I just wish there was a box of chocolate sitting about.
It was so funny,
because tonight we're actually doing that bring a board thing
with our friends,
And I text Zoe like, oh, Zoe, so we're all going to bring a board.
Someone's going to do, say, we're going to do,
she went, I'm my fuck bringing a board.
I'm bringing a board game.
I can't be fucked making a board.
You've said, made a great suggestion.
I'm going to make, well, I'm going to actually do one now
because I think it's a good idea.
But I'm going to do loads of Jason, you hate this.
Koonso crisps.
Yes.
Like a wee bowl of like Johnny Onion rings,
maybe like a monster munch.
Johnny onion.
A bit of something like that.
I know you would be honest
crisps are the best
I could eat crisp
Me up man
See if I had crisps in the house
That's what I would eat all day every day
See we're watching folks sook their fingers
And that every bit
Back and move
You might need to pull your mic forward a wee bit
I think he's all right
Yeah that's fine
Yeah so I don't know what I'll do
I might do my mac and cheese balls
Oh yeah actually I'm forgetting
We've got you involved
I know can I just add something to this
If you are cooking at the house
And you're not going to be in there
Then don't leave the kitchen a shet hole
yeah someone actually before we get into the questions someone did ask because it's unrelated to like the relationship side of it
if you've put the washing away yet um no she hasn't
how is that not away yet no there's just more added to it no i did yeah that's right i did because
when i left here and i thought why the fuck is there a big pile of washing but you've done loads of washing
while i was away didn't you so that's what it is well we actually got i think we spoke about it
and i've added it to our amazon shop by the way if you want to shop
Stop it.
Anyway, the pod thing.
And Jason loves her so much.
See, when he's at work, he says,
how's my pod getting on?
Can you explain what it is?
Sorry.
It's a life-saving, it's just a wee...
It's a, like a clothes drying tool.
It's basically like a stand,
wee bits that come out of the tap.
You can hang your clothes up, like,
on the hangars, inside it.
And then you zip it up in the pod
and it heats it up for the bottom.
So it's just, you just leave it in there
for a couple hours and it just dries all your place.
Which we need that.
It's like a...
It's like a...
You know when it smells a little bit, funky?
No, it does not at all.
Because it dries so quick, it's like an hour and a half.
Smells funky when it's damp.
This dries it within two hours.
Oh, we need to get one in the now.
No.
That is actually really good.
I would honestly live in it if I could.
I would.
I wish you could go in and get a wee wee summer.
I mean, I'm just like, we could actually go out and zip up.
It is actually really good because we do struggle keep top or washing
but when it's this cold because it just takes days to dry.
Actually, I like going to the laundrette.
Yeah, you do like that, don't you?
It's mad when you get to this stage and just talk about boring,
fucking shit like that, isn't it?
Anyway, let's get right in and about
the question, shall we?
Right, then, where should we begin?
How do you want to do this? Do you want to ask Richard
and then I ask Jason? Yeah.
Wow, getting put on the spot straight away.
Right, Richard, I'll start with you.
Right, let's go.
What was the first thing you thought
when you saw Jessica?
When I first met her or when I first seen her?
When you first seen her in person.
Seen her in person.
Just how pretty she was.
I like their big eyes and our big nose.
He hates her big nose, but I like it.
My big nose.
It's probably not the first thing I thought like, bloody, I look at her nostrils.
But it was definitely like, oh.
Big features.
Big features, yeah.
So I saw me free the glass in the front thing.
Yeah, I had a red jumper on.
I'm not a big fan of red, but.
You had the red jumper on Jess?
Yeah, I did.
Someone did ask, well, what were they wearing when you first met them?
But I didn't put that in the questions, but you remember.
Red jumper and ginger were wearing.
Jason
What was the first thing you thought
When you saw us, us
I mean, I was steaming
So
First thing I thought
I'd love to take her up the road
I knew
Yeah, a bit
Right
I think we've gone it from the first start
Yeah, I see well
I was a bit of a blub that night
But to mind her sitting in my own
that was really it
and then she patched me for about six months after it
so you did
but you were lovely looking
that's not the first time you saw me though
you saw me at the rest of his mind
aye but I didn't know he saw me
you recognise somebody after like seeing them
maybe once you know what I mean so
yeah
I thought she is a bit of me
her but what did you actually say
on that night
that loved you
did you to my friends
used to tell everybody I loved them when I was doing
You said to, what did you say to, what?
I know, yeah.
I'm not lying.
That won't get brought up.
What did you say to my friend, Lindsay?
You loved her?
Well, that and says, I'll be with her one day,
but it's just why he wins when you're doing.
Aw! Stop talking it down.
Walked out, obviously, I.
That's lovely.
But it worked out in my favour because he's like, oh.
After that, I'm like, hmm.
Richard, what's your favourite thing about Jess, physically and personally?
personality.
Personality
wise, the fact that
I think I've probably thrown Jess
into loads of situations
where she doesn't know someone
and I just expect her to,
right, on you go, leave her
and she's totally fine.
Do you know what I mean?
She can get on with absolutely anyone.
I think that's a really big...
Social butterfly.
Yeah, I mean, that annoys me
and all, but probably the fact
that
she can get on with anyone.
She's just a really, really nice person.
And
best physical feature
probably our big juicy tits
which I hate
but she hates her nose hates her boobs all sorts
I don't hate my nose I don't hate my nose
I don't hate my boobs I used to
yeah
anyway thanks
sorry if your nanny's listening in that
she won't be listening
Jason
what's your favourite thing about Zoe
physically and her parents
personality?
I'm no just call opinion, mate.
Physically, so you're not an answer.
Tets are massive, they're brilliant.
What do you call them?
They're brilliant.
They're massive suckers.
Not a back day, I love her smiling that because she doesn't smile a lot, so.
Perfect.
So that's nice to see some things.
Yeah, she is cute when she smiles.
I don't know.
What was the other thing?
Personality.
Personality.
When you're quite funny.
quite funny.
I'd have some laugh.
And I'd like that you're coming out
your comfort zone more now
because you were dead shy
when I first met you.
I mean, see,
when I first,
like the first kind of time
we started seeing each other,
you couldn't even look at me in the eye.
Like, she would look at my hair.
I know, she does do that way,
nervous, don't she?
What the fuck are you looking at?
I do you notice that,
she does that?
She talks, she looks away.
She only kind of does it
when people she does not know.
Yeah, she's nervous,
but I...
Remember Holly's called that out
about you in,
in Avitha.
The hair thing is like
I don't know that I'm doing it.
Like I think I'm looking at your eyes
but I'm actually looking at
like the way my eyes go
is actually as if I'm looking at your hair
because people are like they're shutting my hair
and I'm not mean it's like that.
I used to do my fucking head on.
But it must be that I subconscious
awkward or something.
Yeah, yeah, usually look at the windows
as well that we'd feel sitting in the car
like you would look at the side
and like what are you looking at?
Do you know what I always compare it to
this is so stupid right.
See you on Love Island and they're kind of
they always sit with each other but they like cuddle
but the girl always faces like out from the guy
like cuddles away from them
and you just think she doesn't like him
I'm like that is what I'm like at the start though
because it's as if you feel like awkward
yeah you don't want to like look at them
Jason's saying they're thinking
See honestly you lost me about two seconds in there
as I switch that as soon as you said love that's shut up
Jason you watch it every night that's on
I would watch it but it's just kind of waffle on
I bet you get well into it
Right, now we've been nice.
Let's get into the nitty gritty
and what everyone wants to hear.
It's cooking great.
Here we go, guys.
Strap in.
Richard, no,
Jason, we'll start with you.
You go first, boy.
What's something that Zowie does
that gives you the ick?
He mentioned on a podcast before, I believe,
but the smells that come out this last year
is fucking ridiculous.
I will need to leave the room
at night when she farts
because it's that bad
they'll note you sick
you see sometimes as well right
she will be lying in bed
she'll fart under the covers right
and then like wave the covers
so it's like hits you all
it lands
no you don't
it's fucking roasting and it stinks
and all
it's like roasting smell
does she do it loud though
or just like silent
sometimes mate I
silent but violent
Rachel
aw
that's changed the way
I don't know
I don't know what
see it gives me like
I just think it's funny but
yeah
you do embrace it quite well
do you know what it is? See at the start I thought I'm not
like I'm going to be ladylike
like I'm older now we're moving on
but it's just happened so often that I can't
like I'm just sleep in the toilet all night
like that's the extent it would need to go to if I was hiding
that I'd get unknown issues in there
yeah well we know that that's it's not normal
it's definitely not
and what we've spoke about it before
it's like why does it all come out at night
I know because I'm a bit like that aren't I
I don't know if it's just relaxed
and you're not moving about that much
or you're probably sitting down quite a
It's after I've had a cup of tea
It's after dinner
It's one of those weird things
That everyone does it
But it's so like
Frowned upon an hour
Yeah you don't want to do it
In front of anyone
You just know when it's because
something's not right though
Like there's having a wee
Like oh a wee bit of wins
And there's having like
There's all linger
It's the same
Ten minutes as well
Yeah it's not good
Yeah man I'm really stinking
You're the same
But then you'll blame it on something
That you've
It's totally nothing to do with
because it's weird for me because, and I've said this before, obviously,
but I am so, I'm not embarrassed about really anything,
or anything in life, really.
And I like it with my friends, aren't I?
I'll literally fart.
But in front of a bloat, like, I just can't,
I'm so embarrassed by it.
Like, don't know, I get embarrassed.
I'm the complete opposite.
Although, for some reason, in the past couple of months,
you've just let and retry.
I find it so bizarre because you never done it.
But it's by accident.
And then I thought,
And I just kind of go, ooh.
And then I sit in the silence a bit, like, a bit stiff, like, oh my God.
I'm hoping that the assent doesn't come.
But you don't, obviously, you make me feel relaxed.
I'm not embarrassed with you, but I'm just like, fuck, that smell's going to stink.
It's fun.
So what's the biggest it I give you?
There's a good few here, right?
But the main one, and it is honestly disgusting.
All right, I'll be lying in bed or I'll be in another room just to be getting ready, brushing her teeth.
And she's just like, no one's.
someone hawks shit out of their lungs.
It's like, I'm gonna do it into the mic,
but it's gonna sound horrible, it's like,
huh.
Yeah, I do, yeah.
Right? And then I can hear her spitting it into the sink,
and I'm like, that is right.
What's Jesse's best and worst trait?
Her best trait.
She's got a good few to be fair,
but I think probably just,
she's such a loving person,
and it's annoying at some point,
What? That's my best and worse then?
No, like, she is just all in, like, loves you, like, we'll tell you constantly.
I'm pretty sure she's the same with you, Zoe.
Like, tells you all the time, tells you how beautiful you are.
And after a bit, you're just like, right, yeah, I fucking rest.
I know, you know? But I'd say that, it's just a very, very loving person.
Her worst trait is just not listening.
She's just, she is very rude when it comes to either...
I don't think rude's the right word.
Yes, it is.
when you're messaging someone back
You don't want to hear people say it's rude
It's rude
I mean you do ask me the same question
Like six times I can't help it though guys
No you can't
It's rude right
When someone doesn't message you back
Or how about this
Has you archived or muted
Yeah I archive everyone
Everyone is muted or archived
Yeah that's rude
I mean it's not rude to a certain extent
Where obviously in today's world
People can just get a hold of you at any time
So it's up to you whether you're implying
Yeah
but not when you're in the same room
and you're asking someone a question
and you're speaking to them
and they just pat you
like literally pat you
and you're like hello
and then they'll and then she'll shout at you
for repeating the question
which I don't hear you speak though
that's the problem
I don't hear it
I don't think that's any better
I actually don't hear your noise
going through my ears
it's just white noise
she's got a mutey than her brain
so there's our worst trait
But I need to just explain this
because a lot of my friends, obviously,
everyone knows I'm the same with messages.
I am either all or nothing, right?
Once you've got my attention, I'm there.
I'm so much better face-to-face, aren't I, Zoe?
I am.
If my friends are with me and they've got my attention,
I don't think I'm rude.
I may be a little bit rude to you at home
because you're my boyfriend.
But outside that situation,
a social situation,
if I'm talking to someone,
I'm interested.
I'm very interested in people.
I don't think you're intentionally rude to anyone.
Thank you.
Zoe. But I think people
could take the no reply and all that as
being rude, but if you know, if you know you know it's
not. It's probably not the best to say that on
messages, but when it is face to face and I'm
literally half a foot away from her
and I'm telling her and she's just to ignore
me. It's more like you need to be like
Jess, get the attention and then
ask to play. And that's why I do that thing like
eh? Oh, I hate that.
Which she hates. What are you
been up to today, Jess? Nothing.
And then I go, eh?
But then for some reason, she hears
Yeah, because it's a fucking trigger, that's why.
Jason, what is Zoe's best and worst traits?
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I'd probably say
like, that you're independent.
It's a good trait to have.
Like, obviously like taking that step
to go self-employed, quite hard working.
You're doing all this.
Like coming out your comfort zone.
Love the words.
Proud of you.
Aw.
Thanks, Jason, that's kind.
So I, I bet you're, um,
we'll move on to your worst trait.
We got, we got to that quickly, didn't we?
I can say, hundreds of nice things about you,
but people, did you really hear that?
Yeah, they want to hear that.
No, I don't, you want to hear them.
I don't do you.
I don't do you.
You're good at that, did that to me at the fucking live show.
Aye, and me, so.
Probably you need to be reminded
at least 15 times today something.
You don't listen.
What like, Jason?
I mean, I mentioned it earlier, like, having to, like, eat.
Just remind you. Just their stuff, like...
No, do you know what it is? It's DIY.
Aye, DIY. Anything DIY or, like, contacting somebody as well.
Like, see if she's, like, we need to, like, phone somebody or, like, take somebody for something.
Oh, yeah, you're doing that at your house, you'd read back someone.
Aye, whereas I would just rather phone somebody, get out of the way, and that's fucking it.
I can't really be bothered with the in-between process.
At the waiting part.
Yeah, like, I just like that to be handled.
and I'll be like, yeah, I'll make the decision at the end
if it's good, fine or not.
And times as well.
Oh, that's a bit one.
Because I get wound up with times.
Like, I think I've got fucking sitting around with me sometimes.
Yeah.
I got to have to heed.
You're quite punctual.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, see, I'd like to get somewhere early rather than...
Oh, you're the same, Rich.
My pal, see, if we've gone the night out, I'll pay something down.
Like, before we go out, my pals are like, what are you doing?
Yeah.
Like, because I want to be there.
Yeah.
See, waiting about, especially if we need to be, like, I don't know, I'd done a lot.
a half six or something,
or he'll be like 20 past or still getting ready.
You know what the thing for me with the time thing is
you should be early.
Like your time is not more important than the other persons.
And I always think that people who are late
and late all the time,
geez,
gonna rinse me at first because I have to like this.
Yeah, I mean, you, you can't read all.
To be fair, to be fair, to you,
that is that a character for you, so we'll give you that.
What I'm saying is, like, someone who's late all the time,
I always just think, like, you think your fucking time's way more important than mine.
Like, I'm here waiting for her.
I actually do agree with that as well, to be honest.
Yeah.
Like, it's such a bad trait.
I need to get better at that.
And you are real bad at that.
I am.
I'm only really late with things that don't have, like, it doesn't need to specifically be that time.
Yeah, but you're meeting.
So what time we've decided that you're meeting?
No, but not even if I'm meeting someone.
Like, if we were just like, oh, let's, like, nip out.
and I'm ready at 11.
Here's the question for you, right?
Would you be late for a train that you were going to catch?
On purpose.
Yeah, I would.
Just to miss the train every fucking woman.
No, on purpose, would you be late for a train
that you needed to get, or a plane?
There you go, a plane, you're always travelling.
You wouldn't be late for it, would you?
No, I know, no.
So why would you be late meeting your mate or your boyfriend?
Disrespectful, anyway.
Are you writing this done?
Because it's a good bit of feedback for those days.
And it sounds like to ways I've got similar traits, so...
No, yeah, it means that we do actually have quite a lot in common
when it comes to stuff like that.
Yeah.
What are the bad things?
Yeah, pretty much.
Okay.
Jason.
Tits her ass.
Tits.
Absolutely.
Yeah?
She's got a cracking ass her as well.
I know.
You've got to stick ass cheeks, can you?
Well, you can, but.
You can't.
You can't.
I can't wait for your mom to listen to this podcast.
You've got the best of the boss.
Yeah, you have.
I know.
I like both.
You've got it all going on, so.
I couldn't pick, really.
You like both?
Yeah.
Okay, excellent.
Something you wish we weren't so open about
on this podcast.
Jason.
Me?
I was keeping a low profile
and I've got people coming up to me
and fucking Wonderbatch.
My God, it's always my friend.
I am.
And work.
Do I have a cello for you?
I'm not kidding on.
He's all great fans, love you as all.
Jason, you love it really.
I see me fair.
Pull my hands are, we don't really listen to it.
No, neither does Rich.
The reason be it's hard for us because
we listen to your shite every day.
So why would I want to listen to another hour out?
When I could be listening to something
that I might listen to.
No, I totally agree with you, to be fair.
I thought you were going to say that I've told everyone
that you love Jammies and that.
I had, nothing to hide there.
Do you know what?
Every time I see there's a meme
I think it's Tyson Fury.
Like laughing and then he says something,
swears or whatever.
And the captions,
when you and your girlfriend
get a picture of the Christmas pyjamas together,
I instantly think he used to.
I'm going to actually tag you next.
Like being cosy, simple.
I mean, there's nothing wrong with it.
No, I think there's anything too much of...
There's other people I date, but they'll just probably won't say.
Yeah.
So...
At least we're honest.
I love that. I'll never be in the same pyjamas as Jess.
You sleep naked?
I don't know. I don't know how people sleep in clothes.
I don't know how you could sleep naked.
I don't know how you can sleep naked.
I feel so uncomfortable.
Do you wish I do, but...
Walking around naked, half the time in the house.
Yeah, you do.
What's the question again?
Something you wish we weren't so open about on here?
For me, probably the Golden Mildo in Glen Eagles.
That has probably ended me a little bit.
I remember going out of football and the lads just...
To be fair, I told the lads at football, but...
But their girlfriends listen, don't they?
Yeah, and it's like, do you know, when you're speaking to someone?
And, like, I'm not thinking at the time,
oh, they'll know this comfort...
they'll know the story, but they must look and think.
So it's me the day, you know,
and we spoke about scratching your ass and that smell.
And so it hits me like, I'm talking to you,
but knowing full well that it's through my head
and I'm like, everyone just knows everything about us.
It's really quite bad.
I just think you went through one extreme with it.
Zoe, you're just wanting to be so low profile
and everybody knows everything about you.
I know, and we would actually talk about it yesterday.
Me and Jess saying, like, at what point
did you forget that, like, doing this sort of thing
took you completely out of that life?
of like low profile and like yeah at what point did i think that you and like
our pals who are out with us and all that would would want to be involved in that you just
don't think that way though until it happens i think it's since the live show though especially
when like gee we're saying when you see numbers on a screen because it's just us two sat in here
every week with gee chatting utter shit and then when you go out and speak to people
especially on night out and they've had alcohol that's when you think oh my god it's real
people not just numbers on the screen of listeners and then seeing like the live shows which was
amazing you're like bloody hell like it actually is and people that say that you know that you
are such a big part of their week it's mental to think that but then you actually sit back and
think they know everything about me but everyone relates to it in some way or another yeah i think
that's probably the weird thing as well when people come up to your girls now i remember when
you first started the podcast and people well before that really yeah people would come up to you and
you like we'd walk somewhere and she'd have a chat and then we'd leave
like oh it's so weird and what you got understand is that they know everything about you
it's it's weird for you guys because you're they're coming up to you they know everything
about you and you know nothing about that person you don't even know their name until you ask
it yeah that's true actually it's just a bit it is a bit bizarre but it's like a one-way
friendship almost almost yeah in it in it the bad way but i just like then when you're
obviously dive telling stories about the you know fucking glen eagles and all sorts of stuff
It's like, I don't mind, I think it's funny.
Someone asked me, I'd tell.
You're all quite open.
It's quite funny.
I see, I don't bother a bit in neither.
Like, you could say anything about me and see if somebody said,
and I thought, I'll give a fuck.
Yeah.
So, like...
Yeah, yours are both quite like that.
Yeah.
I'd better be in like, see if stuff that annoys you.
Like, fuck off.
I'm the same joke.
I couldn't give a fault.
So I have just folks that are easily offended me.
Like I see.
As long as if you're not hurt anyone,
maliciously, you're not...
So what?
Everyone can relate to me in some way.
You were hurting me and the Glen Eagles that night.
Jesus.
Fuck on, Rich.
See, I have the worst story, so you confirm in later.
Oh, God see.
You don't want to know.
Right, Jason, what is your favourite memory with Zoe?
Favorite memory?
Got a lot, to be fair.
I'd probably say our first holiday.
Yeah, where did you go?
So it was kind of during COVID.
Mm-hmm.
That was, we were like a COVID relationship with me.
Oh, yes, so you were.
I've done everything back to front.
So I'd probably that because you weren't really supposed to go on holiday at that time.
So I felt like it was just,
nice win it man just to get away just me and you and it was quite quiet we went to
portugal yeah i remember that place called it was at carviero and it was like the hotel was cracking
in that and that was just good on it it was at a quiet wee like town so it was just like really
chill and you felt like dead lucky to be in holiday yeah and everyone was quite like i can't believe
you've managed to get away like because we were actually meant to go to Croatia and then
we've got to go to the brovnik the red list literally the day before we were going so we had to change
to Portugal and i was like
don't fancy Portugal
that was all annoyed by it
but it was great
so why the place
would probably go back to
as well
like I'd say that full time
like when I first met you
like that's all my favourite
kind of memories
obviously like the other stuff
like you days
like couples
like all the holidays
and that
and like
like certain stuff
but I think like
just the way that we were done it
was nice
yeah
because like
obviously we're talking to
we literally just started
speaking again
just before
lockdown so
we're kind of talking on
face time and that
and then when we weren't
they're really supposed
to be going to see each
we're like going out in the motor and that with me so we're getting to know each other like
on that kind of like aspect first rather than me just taking her up the road as I said I wanted to
do that first night and give her something that I mean so um I just think it was good because
see if lockdown wasn't a thing like I don't mean this in offence to Jason at all but like I just
don't know if like anything would have happened because we both went out a lot were pals and stuff
like that and I think
at that point I wasn't really looking
for anything or wanting anything really
so like I just think if life didn't stop
would it have happened I just don't know
yeah
well everything happens for a reason
yeah yeah what about you Richard
probably going on holiday as well
like holidays I can't really put a specific
one on it but probably New Yorker the first time
oh what a trip
yeah it was um
I like to call New Yorker
oh you love it
I know you were saying about that
our day because
yeah
it's really good
any boat
any boat days
oh you love a boat
he's like
even though he's scared
of sharks
he loves the sea
yeah
but I think it's probably
when we're
on holiday
or if we're on a boat
day or whatever
like I'll let loose
a little bit
do you know what I'm a little
bit more chilled
than a normal
then so
fucking telling me
it's probably
being on holiday
way
and you thrive on holiday
you like going abroad
and you like being
in the sun
yeah
it's probably the best time
that we have
together with that
I think with you
as well because of his football
you always
were waiting for that June
every single year
so for us we just made the most of it
didn't we?
And sadly for you
that's all you really look forward to
in terms of like going abroad
because it's the only time you could go away
luckily when you moved to Scotland
you had that international break a little bit
which we've done a couple times
for a weekend
but yeah I'd say holidays definitely
because you are you do let yourself
go a little bit more
he's quite
professional should we say
not so much now
and now you've retired
you definitely
a lot more looser
I was listening to house that damn
I was it
was only old
mushrooms and never even hit
no
solid
oh it definitely did
at one point
you can double duntling them
and then you were just
determined to say
it was never hitting you
but you could tell it did
it wasn't
yeah it was
you like glass
yeah
and your eyes
fucking fear in his eyes
he was just spanking some strippers
it was fantastic
went even more quiet than
The only person on planet Earth
to have weed and mushrooms
and just get more boring.
Nah, that last year,
you were, you were on course, isn't it?
Yeah, you were, you were on one.
And you enjoyed yourself
in the strip club, didn't you?
Shout out to Spanish Sarah, by the way.
Yeah.
Jason, that was just iconic from you.
Oh, she was some back to-a-talkie.
She was good, she was good.
What's something you wish we were better at
or would change about us, Jason?
I wish you would have a better cook.
Oh, not going to happen.
I know, because you're absolutely shite.
I'm actually good at cooking things that I like,
but you just don't like them.
Like, I can make a good stir fry.
Is that mean, that ain't odd?
Like, you've cooked the same dinner,
like, for me, like, five times,
but you still ask me, like, how to do it?
Like, what the day with this chicken?
No, but you know what it is?
Because you are particular, I think I feel the pressure.
Aye, but...
Like, I know if I use the different, like,
seasoning or sauce, whatever you would know
and you'd like it. It must be hard to cook for you.
You don't like a lot of stuff.
I don't know, I'd be caught up at this all the time, right?
But I'm actually no that bad. See, when you actually speak to other people,
who was it going to talk about that?
It wasn't my friend, Krista. Her boyfriend's even worse now.
So, there's other people out there that just don't like
the kind of exotic shit that you like.
To be fair, that's probably one good thing about
me finding Jess is that, like, I actually
try more stuff, because I'd have probably been similar to you.
It's more like, see, if there's things.
you don't like that's fine but you just don't want to try things that there's no way that
you can't eat rice with chicken it's just in a compliment just to add to that then i'm
getting better i mean made me try that fucking thing in amsterdam didn't you yeah what was that
scallop or something on it oh yeah that's brilliant that you did that's a skullup a scallup
you like that though didn't you no i was chewing it for about three days what about you
what about you what would you change or wish jess was better at
oh god probably looking after herself a bit more in terms of not that she does
I don't mean like that
I don't think he means physically
No I don't mean like that
I mean in terms of
Mentally
Just yeah she spreads herself so thin
And doing stuff and like she hates missing out on shit
And half the stuff that she goes to
That she thinks so I can't miss out in that
It's shite
Like
Just have a couple of days to chill
Or
actually stick to something that you're
Like she spreads herself that thin
over certain things
that she doesn't do everything
consistently
so if she just did like
a couple of things
then she'd be way more consistent than that
like probably leaning towards
the fitness kind of side of stuff
but even going out as well
like there's certain things that you don't really want to go to
and you go to because you get formal
or you think oh I really should go
and it's like well people
are no got to miss you that much mate if you don't go
you can chill I don't think I'm like that anymore
you definitely are
I say no to everything
I also think...
Would you agree with that, Zoe?
Would you agree that she does...
No, I do definitely think there's times
that you maybe don't need to go,
but just the difference says you can
and you want to, with some things.
I also have a lot of friends as well
that are in different places
that I like to spend time with
and go and see here there and everywhere.
Yeah, that's true.
I'm not saying it's bad, but...
No, I thought you would say about me being messy.
You are messy, but that's something I've accepted.
Yeah.
You've accepted that now.
Wow.
Although there will be another note going on that washing right on.
The best description that Jess gives of how her head works is a computer where all the tabs open.
Yeah.
That is literally her life.
There's about a thousand tabs open.
I can't start a task, can I?
And I can't.
I tagged him in a meeting the day, and it was like somebody making the bed.
And he comes in and walks into his wife and it's half made.
And she's doing then putting the shoes away.
And he's like, what happened?
and that is how my brain works
I'm doing something and then I'll stop it
and then I'll start another thing
and then before I know it I've got ten jobs on the go
and then I'm overwhelmed and I stop
I'll give you a prime example of that
she asked me, I always remember
she asked me for a do you want a cup of tea
as I call yeah amazing please
anyway
three hours later I'm like
where that fuck's this cup of tea
walked into the kitchen
it sat there with a tea bag still in it
hot water like she'd obviously
we started making it
got bored waiting because I can't wait
waiting, find something else to do
and then walked off.
Jesus.
Yeah. We're going to work better on that next year, guys.
I will see. But we can't be perfect,
can't we? No one is perfect.
Last question before we do a quickfire
Mr and Missies. If you
could both swap a trait
from each of us for the other
one of us to have, what would it be?
So, Jason, what trait of Jesses
do you wish I had?
Trate.
A bit lively.
yeah um because jess is don't i mean you know when she's in the room but oh i don't know if that was
at all moment i mean that's cute right i'll take you'll take you out i can be taking bad ways that kind of
so um aye because you're sometimes i need to like poke you say something you're click quiet i just don't
think there's anything wrong my bit of silence sometimes you know i'm going to go the opposite i'd like that
100%
Like I don't mind being quiet
Jason is me
I know
And you are Richard
And that's why it works
See I'm quite in table on this today
But as well I've probably exposed me before
I'm a hundred mile an hour
Like I can't sit still or
See there's silence in the room
I'll need to make a noise or something
Yeah I'm the same
Honestly I just kind of sit
Or I'll sing to you
But not even like real songs
I'll just make up fucking shit and sing to her
But what I'm actually going to play the victim here
What's actually a shame for me
as I am, like, lively and chatty and energetic
and all those good things, but not compared to you
fucking weirdos.
You're like off the scale.
I'm just a normal, what I think,
quite a fun being to be.
I'm like a little pet that I get zoomies.
I'll have like 10 minutes and then that's me for three weeks.
Yeah, you're a different person.
We're like, in the house, in your comfort zone.
You do have this zoomie at night time and it's, you're nuts.
You actually back shit crazy.
You do have like quite some high promulments.
Yeah, but the last like five minutes
and then like I said, that is me for the next month.
Yeah, but when you do it, it's funny.
Yeah, you are funny.
I'm like they thought that folk could take
like small doses probably.
Yeah, you definitely are.
Aye.
Well, you shut up and I better speak more. I speak a lot. You definitely speak more now. I like, I like how boring you are. It's good.
She's not boring. I will not say. I will sit in the motor and you will not speak for a full car journey.
I thought I had enough of me by there because I'm a fucking pain ass.
I mean, I think I'm the Richard in our relationship,
but no offence, Richard.
I'm not as boring as Richard, come on.
No, not socially you're not as boring as Richard,
but just trait-wise.
Straight-wise, you're very similar.
Thanks, me.
Well, fun, mate.
Yeah.
Anyway, we'll do a quick fire Mr and Missies to round up.
So how we're going to do this?
What we'll do is, you ask me and Jason,
but we need either say Zoe or Jason.
you don't say me, you say your name,
so that we both either say the same name
or a different name, okay?
There's no me or you going on.
Right, let me ask the question.
Zoe or Jason?
Right, so just, right, aye.
Right.
Right.
You answer at the same time, okay?
Right, so me and Zoe first?
Yeah, just straight away.
Obviously.
Who's the boss?
Zoe.
Jason.
Okay, so, no points.
Who says sorry first?
Jason.
Jason.
I could have fucking answered you that.
Who's the funniest?
Jason.
Who's the moodyest?
Jason.
Oh!
I wasn't expecting that.
Yeah, I won't expect me that.
Because you push me in a timid all the time.
Who's the most romantic?
Jason.
Who's got the dirtiest mind?
Jason.
Zoe.
I'm the one that was trying to get experimental.
Oh yeah!
No chance, Zoh!
You weren't up for it.
No chance.
I'm all listening to this man, but...
No.
I'm not even saying
Plank of
wouldn't you?
I mean
Not a fucking
All right
Four points
Right
Don't let me down
Rich
Ready
Who's the boss
Rich
Oh
Who says sorry
First
Rich
Who's the funniest
Rich
Who's the funniest?
Rich
Who's the most
Romantic
Rich
Who's the most romantic?
Who's got the
Darkest mind
Rich
yeah I would say rich right
but I think I've got the dirtiest mouth
but I don't act on it
Richard has the dirtiest
if I if we acted on my mouth
we'd be the filthiest couple ever
because Richard's all for anything
do you think I'm more romantic than you
yeah I think so yeah
really I think so yeah I think you
yeah i think i can be a romantic at times but you probably find romance in everything
everything yeah i do try and do that but i i've been in terms of like i come home and you've made me
like you're bit similar to jason like you'd like bring me flowers and i suppose it's easier for a guy
to do that for a girl who isn't it that thing mhm flowers and pajamas and you like candles and
remember when you did that thing around the bath do you remember that yeah you put all the candles
around the bath not long ago and they had a big bunch of flowers in it you
You came home from somewhere.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'd probably on a fucking three week, three month holiday way or something.
Yeah, so I think you're cute like that
and I don't feel like women can do that very well for men sometimes.
I know.
I do think there's rather really, not as much.
I don't think guys appreciate that sort of shit anyway.
No.
If you ran me a bath, I'd be like, oh, cheers.
Yeah, that's probably the romantic part, but the candle bit.
I wouldn't think it was romantic.
I just be like, oh, sound.
Yeah, but the candles and the, I don't know,
all the other stuff is what women appreciate, don't they?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Interesting.
Definitely way funnier than you are, though.
I disagree.
Like, you think you're funny.
You always say I'm funny.
Jess will say to me all the time,
she's like, come, well, funny, ain't her?
If someone says they're usually not.
No.
Richard is quite unexpectedly funny, though, to be fair to him.
Like, that McDonald's director situation was really fucking funny.
But he wasn't trying to be funny.
No, I know.
No, I was just annoyed.
But I think with me, it's when I'm laughing at my phone,
you go, what are you laughing at?
And all the time, I go, me.
Because I'm laughing at something I'm saying in a group chat.
I do that, and Jason, like, that's not funny.
I know. When you, like, say it out of the context, it's not that funny.
No, I know, I know. You need to be in the chat. You need to be in the moment.
I definitely think I'm funny. See you're trying to tell something for a group chat.
It's never funny because I try and tell you stuff by a group chat.
See the shit that gets said in it? Like, what is even going on?
Yeah. I know. But guys do just like the shit you're saying. You'll hear me sending
voice notes and that saying all sorts of shit and you're like, what the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, the voices you guys put on these voice notes and stuff. I'm like, what are you
talking about? A load of shit.
Oh, the shit you watch on YouTube.
The brains, I just think they're so different, aren't we, men and women?
It's a fucking load of nonsense.
Yeah.
Did we win that then, there's all I had.
We had four, you got two.
Yeah.
We didn't really shit there, Bab.
Won the champs?
Right, well, that was a bad of laughs.
Wasn't it?
Are we still all in relationships, still all friends here?
Aye.
That's positive.
Good morning to cause it, isn't me?
Yeah, we're excited, aren't we?
Yeah, for a big day out.
Is it anything you want to finish the podcast by saying?
No, just well done for your live shows and obviously all the guys who came.
I think we said it on the night
but it's well appreciated
that you made the effort to come out
on a Tuesday and Wednesday night
to support the girls so
thanks to that and super proud of you
second that I
I didn't expect how many people turned up
so I'm proud of it to be of these
you smashed it
Oh thanks boys and that's nice
It was a lot more lovely than we thought
I thought but there's your butt
But I don't know if I'll forgive you for doing that to me
Oh Jason you made it
Come on let's finish it
I know but you were loving it
kind of a bit of you're going to it
let's finish with a song come on you we're loving it
should we sing a little like Christmas on are we a cappella
no we're not singing this is the end of the show
I've done enough do you want me to sing I'm available for
birthdays and I've done enough and I never got what I wanted
big thank you to everyone listening to season
three yeah
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Thank you.
I mean,
Thank you.