A Lot On Your Plate - Ep 3: Pet Peeves, Why Jess is a Karen & Pyramid Schemes.

Episode Date: August 16, 2022

This week on A Lot on Your Plate, we talk about all of our pet peeves and we realise that every breathing, moving existence annoys us. Love ya!Follow us on IG @alotonyourplatepodYour HostsJess (@JustJessFood)Zoe (@ZoeQuinnnn)Produced ByCobalt Creative (@cobaltcreativeuk) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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how are you Zoe I'm good, thanks Jess how are you? I'm fabulous, I'm feeling fresh and I'm feeling good amazing what have you been up to what have I been up to I've still been keeping on my healthy train

I have been going to the gym consistently this week and eating okay I went down to London this weekend that was really fun maybe not so healthy but it was a good laugh another trip without you I'm sorry helped a friend move house and still been doing my manifestate, manifest, manifestation. And things are going good, but I've got a positive outlook on life at the moment.

And that's because of your journal. Absolutely. I refuse to believe it. Every day I've been saying thankful for the roof over my head. 21 hours later. What have you been up to? Well, I had a hendoo. Who's hindo was that, actually?

My cousins on my dad's side. and then I went straight down to Nottingham the next morning for my uncle's sixth day. Are you hung out of? No, I actually wasn't because I kind of watched what I was drinking because I had a five-hour journey the next day. Yeah, it's long. I was just really tired.

And then had the party that night in Nottingham and then came straight back home the next morning. So a bit of a whirlwind. Who drove there? Adam. He drove. So obviously I share with Jason so I couldn't take the car because he wasn't coming.

So he had to drive, which annoyed me because I prefer being the driver, especially for long drive. Yeah. I find it much more relaxing and the time goes quicker as well. Yeah, I get a really bad passenger sickness. Yeah, I do too. And I also get, like, you feel the car's much closer to things when you're the passenger, I think.

Yeah. And I'm like, whoa. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do. And he was like, don't start that backseat driver. Yeah, no, I'm a bit like that as well. That's it, really. I'm not being up too much. I've got a busy week coming up this week.

I'm off to Shropshire. I've never been Shropshire. Where actually is that? Do you know what? I don't know. It's like, it's actually not far from the. border of Wales, so the left. How are you getting there?

Driving. That must be such long. No, five hours, similar to Leicester. Oh, no. But we're staying in like a really nice, me and my friend Rebecca, we're staying in this really nice cabin stay. It's got like a bathtub. We're going to be wholesome.

We're going to go on hikes. Still staying on the healthy train. You can't let that journal down. No, I cannot. I might take it with me as well. Rebecca would like it. That's a fuck. Yeah, don't take that like you.

That's too far. So yeah, we're going to make nice. breakfast and just have nice to a week. But whenever me and her together, though, we just drink far too much wine. She's very, like, fancy cook with a glass of wine vibe. Ooh, maybe on Instagram. Behind closed doors, absolutely not.

Yeah, but what I mean is, it's like she wouldn't have her really good meal without a glass, so then that encourages you both to have a bottle. That's absolutely correct. You want the next one. Bad influence, don't we tell you. So what's been on your physical plate, please? So, me and Zoe actually have just been, to the Udingston Main Street, which is where I live,

and I've got this bowl called Super Bowl, and it's basically like Edomar Mae, what was it, chicken, slaw, brown rice, just all the good stuff. Oh, yeah, sweet potato with like some Japanese mayonnaise all over the top. It was stunning. Vegan mayonnaise because we can't eat daily enough of the moment, yeah. And we've been burping about 20 times before this podcast started

because we've got indigestion for me so fast. But, yeah, it was delicious. And then on my other physical, plate this week. I went out to London. I went to a really nice restaurant called Sikonis. It was in Shoreditch. Um, beautiful Italian. Think like Arincini truffle balls. I don't think I've ever been there and I have been in Shoreditch a lot. Yeah, I haven't either. Is it new, no? No, I don't think so. Is it spelled like C-E-C-C? Yep. And there's one in Mayfair and there's another one but I thought it was quite a Ponzi place but when I turned up there

I was like, oh my God, it's really cute and quaint and it's actually below the Shoreditch house Oh, right. No, the Red Church Hotel, the one that people can go to if you're not a member. Yeah. That one. So we went there, beautiful lobster pasta. How do you say it? I should know this, shouldn't I?

Cow de Pepe. Never heard of it. I don't know what it is. It's basically cheese. It means cheese and pepper. Cheese and pepper pasta. Gorgeous. Sugo did it as a special.

Oh, right, okay. Yeah. What's been on your physical plate? Well, we went out on Tuesday to Tingtai Caravan in Glasgow. Yeah. That was really nice. We really rate that, everyone. We had, yeah, definitely go and try it.

We had Massaman curry. Yeah. I had beef, you had chicken. Yep. And then we shared a coconut rice. That was delicious. And then the other girls got really nice stuff as well. Pad Thai.

A pad tie. Yeah, that looked really good. Because pad Thai, to me, I always thought was the one that was kind of soupy. You know the one that's like, cold watery? Yeah, yeah, no. But I don't know if it's not or if that was just enough. No, that's a raiment. Raman?

Raman. Raven. I think it's Raman. Raven. What the fuck's Raven? I actually know it's a Raman as well. It's right.

It's definitely. It is definitely. Definitely that. Okay, well, that's just up then, right. Okay. You looked to me like, I thought of I've been saying that wrong this whole time, but not you. No.

Yeah, so pad tie looked delicious. And then Rebecca got some chicken thing. That looked stunning. That looked so good as well. But what I've always said the downside of it was, those bloody prawn crackers were far too fishy for my liking. Yeah, they were. Yeah. Staff were lovely, though.

That was just, obviously you were late, so that was just kind of like I get this whilst we're weight type thing. Yeah, yeah. So, like, don't need to get that. No. You look really skinny today. Not true. You do. Keep looking at your waist.

Okay. Thanks. I'm just looking at you like, wow. Wow. Wow. Sussing. Got that out, gee. No, don't.

Keep the compliments. Keep the compliments coming in. Right, so today we're going to talk about your guy's pet peeves. Yes. Which, some are really funny. We've obviously got our own as well, but we'll keep it to a few because I could go on and on. Yeah. So we're basically.

hates every person on this planet earth and everything that we do loves and breathes annoys me. They can't even believe I've lasted this long in this friendship to be honest. We have a moment. We do. Well you have your moments with me. I'm just completely like do do do do do she's my bestie. So yeah so we've basically put a question on our stories by the way guys when every week we're going to try and ask a few questions on our stories so head over to that and then it gives your chance to be involved in the pod as well. Yep, and also don't hold back with what you write in. I know there's, I think there's like a character count,

so see if you need to keep going. Or DM is so that we have a bit of background behind whatever the situation is because we want to know all the juicy details. And we keep it all anonymous. Do not stress your secret is safe with me. Yeah. Okay, so where do you want to start? And obviously there was quite a lot of the similar ones.

I'm going to try and keep them, you know, together. Pull them together. Right. Let's discuss my pet peeve and your pet peeve, and then we can go from there, okay? Okay. So, the reason we thought this topic, was because I was on, just went down to London. Now, when you go through the airport security

and you put your stuff on that tray and when you get to the other side, take your fucking tray with you. It is so annoying when people do it. But I need to know, are you talking about, right, do you want people to lift their tray with their stuff in it and take it away? Or you just want them to empty the tray,

then get rid of the tray into the paint. Okay, so there's two things, isn't it? Obviously you are supposed to take it away, which I have to admit I don't do because I'm pretty quick So number one If you do that then fair enough Then you probably do need to put it back

But when you take it off Your stuff out of the tray On the belt You can't leave it there Because then it's just piling and piling And it does my head in Really annoys me I'm like a big Karen in the airport

I start pining up everyone's trays Puffin and puffing And I just thought That is really really annoying And then slow walkers Slow drivers Either or highly irritating Yeah which comes in Maine

I hate people who have no urgency, but with anything. It's like, I'm waiting on you and you're just suntering around. Oh, look at me, I'm getting my stuff together. Hurry up. Yeah, speed up. And then there's a couple, there's probably one that is a widespread annoyance. And I have witnesses firsthand a few times, actually, with somebody that I've been with, no one that you know.

But when you are eating in a restaurant, people that are rude to the waiting staff, I want the ground to swallow me up, it's mortifying, don't do it. I can't, they're just trying to do their job. I do think that if there's a problem with your meal or anything like that, you should always say because a restaurant would rather than them, but there's just a way to go about it. Yeah, but even just clicking your fingers over and all that. Or not even saying please thank you or I always ask them how they are or whatnot.

You always get a better experience anyway when you're eating out. But yeah, some people I've eaten with in the past have been mortifyingly rude and I've been so embarrassed. I also think a popular one would be, which is one of mine, when you're in like the supermarket and you're only buying one or two things and there's someone in front of you with a full trolley and they don't let you go in front of them.

Yes. Because you do get a lot of people saying, or you only get a couple things on you go. Yeah. See if they don't do that. I'm like, I'm now having to stand behind you with a full trolley. That's a good one actually.

That is a very good one. And one thing that annoys me in terms of like relationship is when Richard does that thing with his nose. I've actually just done it there and it's made me want to vomit. You know when you don't blow your nose? It's almost like sucking the snot to the back to come down your throat.

No, that's the wrong one. That's like the spit. Oh, like a groggy thing. Actually, think of it doing it up your nose. No. It is disgusting. It sounds like his brain's about to explode. I'm like, just blow your nose.

I don't think females have that. It's awful. They don't have the ability to do, they horrible things. Do you do that, Jay? No. Of course you're going to say that. Of course he doesn't. Yeah, that's my pet peeves.

I would say there's probably a lot more, but, you know, they are main things that I can think after that. Another one we spoke about was when people moan about the same thing over and over again, but they don't ever do anything about it. Yeah, come on, chop, chop, hon.

I mean, we all do that about, like, oh, I need to be healthy, we need to go to the gym more, but see when it's something that's actually really affected and you, like, do something about it then? Yeah, go through yourself out. Yeah, very good shout. Got read some self-help books.

Get your shoulder on. Borrow some off me. I've got a library in my living room. You're selling them. So, what's yours? That all the ones you've done? Yeah. Okay, right then.

So I'll start reading some out then, let's do it, because there's some crackers on here. Making the bed in the morning, do you like it or do you not? I don't like making the bed, but I'm lucky because we've kind of got a rule of whoever's last in the bed makes it. And obviously I get up and go to work, whereas Jason works at home, so doesn't go up as early as me. So then he's always the one. But actually making the bed. Oh, you mean changing the bed sheets? Putting bed sheets on.

Jason simply cannot do it. And he's not up for learning how to do it either. It has to be one of the most bittersweet jobs in this entire world, don't you think? Yeah, because fresh bed sheets, there's no feeling like it. Nothing. Comparing them on is such a task. Well, the thought of it's a task and then it takes you five minutes and you're like, oh, it wasn't so bad. Do you iron your bed sheets?

No. No, thank you. Absolutely waste the time. I'm about to go in and crush them all up anyway. Yeah, I know that's true. When you can see the outline of a boy's hand in their jean pockets. No, because that's such a guy thinking, like, put your hands in your pockets when you're getting a picture. That's an it.

Is it a bit like, it's been like the top. Sox situation. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I get that. The phrase making memories, ugh. Oh, that's kind of like...

I like that. Live, laugh, love. Live, love, yeah. You don't know, you don't know you in a moment until it's a memory. Or it's like, you know, people say, um, best holiday with this one. Yes. It's kind of, it's like borderline in that, yeah, boy did good. It's borderline in that category, but not, that's not that bad to mind.

No. There's definitely worse phrases out there. I agree. Quite a generic one that a lot of people said this, when I have to agree, is loud eaters. Yeah. So smack in your mouth. Sometimes I catch myself doing that with chewing gum sometimes.

I'm like, oh my gosh, stop. Not like chewing out with your mouth open. Sometimes. But loud eaters. My brother Adam was actually quite upset. He didn't get a mention the last episode. Or so far. Just for no reason apart from,

he just wants to obviously get some attention. So I'll give him a shout out now and say he is the loudest eater I've ever witnessed Even if the mouth's not open I can hear every movement That is disgusting You know when I was younger

My mum used to have a jaw A jaw clicked When she's got that It's awful isn't it It's as if it's crunching whilst he eats But it just happens every so often Throughout the meal But it's like a big crack

That's gross It's horrible every time it does I look at him He doesn't even notice him Sorry mum sorry Jason Leaving tea bags in the sink that is just an absolute no for me any sort of mess

that's left is a no for me because you sponge out yeah well I've got like to clean the dishes the one that you put the washing up liquid in the hand oh yeah I've got that I love that but then you just need to give it a wee pressed down

in the sink and it'll kind of yeah but it's all froths up yeah but you just give it a wee soft press and it removes itself someone wrote men to right hon people who hint for something instead of just asking

I mean it depends the circumstance you're not going to be like definitely depends on the circumstance hi mum can I get a house but you would say like it's so hard saving for a house like and it's a wee like hint hint you get any cash saved up for me yeah middle lane hogs I'm one of them I'm sorry I am one of them I think I'm one of them as well I would simply never move to the slow lane never I'm never in that lane no I would actually say I'm probably more of a fast lane

hog. Yeah. And then I only move into the middle of someone's right up my arse because that's a bit stressful. When people, oh my gosh, I've got the ache for myself. When people say veggies.

Yeah, but that's me. I think that's quite an English thing is what I will say. Eat your veggies. Like you would say like Sano's as well. Sano's, yeah. But that is an English thing. I can do hear people say that. Well, I meant to say vegetables.

Vegetables. It's long. Vegies. A driver not thanking me if I let them out or and you know but then this is the issue then you start swearing at them and then you stuck at them

with the red lights side by side I just think why is it so hard to do a wee like thank you I know that is that is really frustrating just put your hazards on

for one second yeah road rage is real this is being left beside the sink when we have a bloody dishwasher men that's definitely a woman speaking about a man

yeah 100% is yeah that's you but also I now don't have a dishwasher in my flap see at home Everyone wants you to rinse the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher

And now I'm just like What's the point? Just wash it Yeah I don't have a dishwasher I'm glad I don't have one now Oh you don't do you No

No I don't either See if I had See if I was more than two of us Living in the house I would probably want one But see because there's just two of us As soon as you finish your dinner Wash your dishes

Dry them and put them away No issue Yeah but it's a ball When you're making something like a roast Or something like that All the pots and pans are out Or use one of Jess's recipes You're here for days

You've got them all husband's saying he'll do the housework if I just tell him what's needed just open your eyes I can't even get into this conversation I can't because Richard's got OCD so I think I'm the opposite to this yeah you're probably like the Jason

in my situation and the Richard okay why does Jason not do anything no he is really good at doing stuff but it's more like there's just things that I do that I know he simply doesn't even know as a task like you don't even know that it's a thing okay like dusting the window Yeah, and we've got that dado rail thing around the hall

and there's no way he's taking a dust out of that but you need to get... Because it's got a net, like a ledge obviously, it catches dust. Yeah. And then there was something else I thought of the other day and now, I can't think. Oh, we've got the ladder shelves in the bathroom.

Oh yeah. He's never dusted there. No, I don't think men really dust. That's one thing I don't think they would do. They don't because... They love a hoover. Love a hoover. Love a hoover.

Don't it? Love a hoover. Love a hoover. They would do anything to hoover but nothing else. No cleaning the bathroom. No dusting, no cleaning the mirrors. Yes. Richard, are you listening to this? Because this is our argument, okay?

This is aimed at Jason Jack and Richard Tate. And probably all the other men out there, losers. Gosh, men, tidal, women, clean. Shut up. Not because cleaning's so much more of a task than tidying. Especially, we're both quite tied anyway, so the tidings not an issue. It is actually doing all of the housework.

And doing your dishes. Doing your own dishes from your breakfast and your lunch when no one else is in the house isn't housework. That's you cleaning up half to yourself. There's just a severe difference. I think you're going to be a very strict mama. Oh, I'm strict. You are. Oh, another ick for me.

When people say 11 out of 10, 10 is the maximum. Honey, I'm a 12 out of 10 by Christmas time. I don't think that's that bad. I think what's worse is like, you know, people say they think it's like 11 or reef instead of tenary. It's not bad as that. You, no, but that's actually a phrase by somebody saying... They're always won up. They're always won up from you, yeah.

Yeah, they've always got something better. Leaving all the lights on. Sorry, who's paying for this energy crisis bill? No wonder mine, Ty. I'm terrible at that. I'm really, really bad at keeping the lights on. I just don't really think I put the light on that often unless it is dark at night.

But you don't live in a dungeon like I do. I know, that is true. Our flat is quite bright. Apart from the hall, that's dark, but you're not spending time in the hall. Like, who spends time in the hall? No, your hall is quite dark, isn't it? Oh, this is a great one.

Burn. Pyramids, I can't even read this out. I'm not going to say the swear word, because this is a bit harsh. Pyramid scheme people making more cash than me. But do they actually? Who knows? I'd love to get someone on here who is top of the pyramid scheme, one of these jobs that they have. And then they come on and then they actually disclose all the correct information.

not really earning sixth figure. Yeah. I'm just... Because also, I would like to know what the actual situation is. Do they find it highly straightened that no one ever replies? Or everyone just shoots it down.

They've started sending voice notes in your DMs now. Too far. Too far. But I wonder if they think, no, really, you can make such good money. Like, please reply. But I think, you know what? I genuinely do believe you can.

You must be able to... But you have to be in it at the right time and at the top. And I understand that there is a lot of people that can get into it at any point, but I don't know it's one of those I don't really know Maybe we could get somebody on the pod then That was in it that came out of it

Because it was toxic and they realised there There'll be loads of them Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes right We're going to make it happen Also if you are one of those people Please DM us and Sorry for any offending We're not offending anybody

It's just our opinion It's true like I know a lot of people that have done gone into Pyramid Scheme and they've done really well for themselves and I'm like, go you, hun, that's so flipping brilliant. There is a lot of people out there that are interested in it

and there is also a lot of people that have found the negative side of joining the business, it's not spoken about enough. So, guys who don't smile in photos and are always just like, straight face, what is the need? Maybe they don't like their teeth.

Maybe they're not confident. It is a guy thing, though. But then also, plenty of girls never smell their teeth as well as good. but it's too, like, posed now. But I think guys like to have that kind of no expression, like, don't mess with me or I'll fuck you up. Yeah, right, like, tense in.

When they stand where their legs apart and they're like, tense like that, mingin. People parking right beside you, people parking right beside you when there's loads of spaces, I agree on this. Yeah, I agree as well. And it's the same as when there's so many seats on a train. Those are right next to me. Those are next to me.

Because then you're like, oh, a wee sardine, like you don't want to move. Yeah. I hate that. People that answer the phone when you're with them, well, you're looking if I ever even answer the phone full stop. I mean, I think it depends. Like, if my mum phoned me and I was with someone, I would answer because you never know why they're phoning. But I don't like people playing videos on their phone

whilst you're like sitting watching the telly or sitting in a conversation because then they put the volume on. Yeah. And I'm like, you couldn't have made it more obvious. You're either not watching this or not listening to what I'm saying. and then it's two different noises at the one time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That bothers me.

That's frustrating. Men who do not put the toilet seat down after using it and they've got all that yellow piss around the fucking seat and then you have to get your little tissue wrap it up and you go like that. You ping it down. You're like, ew, it, ill, it. That is gross.

But why do they put them up? So they don't splash, but they still do it. But regardless, there's always going to be, I know then the woman doesn't sit on the very bottom layer, but they're always going to splash onto something. So why not just peeve the seat down and wipe it after you use it? Just aim well. We're looking at G, like, any thoughts from a male perspective here?

You're going to be a tablicky drink now. But what I will say, though, is on the flip side, there's probably a lot of men that are like, but why don't the women put the seat up for us when we leave? Why does it have to be down? Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I've never thought about it from that way. Luckily, I just don't have the seat up problem.

No. Tapping me when you're talking to. to me just don't now I am categorically the most maybe not in recent years but I'm a very tactile person so if I'm talking to someone my I'm probably fondling your breasts as I'm talking to you or touching your bum like I'm obsessed with touching people and if you're talking to me I'm probably not even looking at what you're saying I'm probably looking at like your perfect teeth or like yeah I'm very much like that I've never if I know you obviously if I don't I'm then fine but if it's a really close friend

then yeah I mean I wouldn't say if you don't know them you don't do it I think it takes you a couple of seconds to warm up and then you're touching them as well or actually sometimes I think you're worse because you're like oh my god look how perfect they are and whoa and it's when you walk up to people and you're like

he's gorgeous and he hears you like we're all just sitting like oh Richard says it's just shout it out loud in the middle of a restaurant or I've got on those people where I can't hold back what I think if it's comes to like what's the word like not so much beauty but just as soon as you see someone and you admire something about them you just want to say it yeah and if i'm walking with richard my boyfriend and i walk

by a very handsome man all hell he knows about it and i go did you just fucking see him he was gorgeous and he's like oh my god but now even when a woman walks by you know when you know that they're looking at them and i'm like i'm going to beat you to it because she is hot yeah and i go did you see her ass and he goes, oh, did I? But I also think it's nice that you can appreciate someone else's good looking or like they had a really good feature about them.

Like it doesn't mean that you're going to leave your current partner and go with them. I don't know where they are. Absolutely. No, I've just been like that. So yeah, I am probably one of those people that tap. I've never... I don't think you are.

No, I'm not really touchy-feely at all but if you, I was having a conversation with you and you were touching me, doesn't bother me. No, it wouldn't. But yeah, I can imagine people that don't like it. People take years to text back. Yeah, you're absolutely shocking at that. That I could have text you saying,

by the way, I've got three hours to live and I'd be dead by 10. I'm gone. Oopsie, that was three hours ago. She's dead. Bye. I just, what, I don't understand. I don't know, right?

Because part of me actually wishes I was worse at texting. At texting because I'm so available on my phone. Like, see when you're texting. me the chances I've literally seen it come through on my phone, either onto my screen or up at the top because I'm already on my phone. And because I see it, I do just reply straight away. Yeah, you're good about that actually. But I do think I'm almost a bit available because... And then when you don't text me back, you're like... Ding-me-me-me-me-ming-me-me! Because then I'm so aware of how long it takes for people

to text me back because I'm so on my phone. Yeah, so then you just think they're just being rude now. Yeah. And even in work, we can be on our phones, like, for going on to our social accounts and all that kind of stuff so it's not as if I then have even a job that I need my phone away I know, yeah so I'm really quite available but I try to put it away as much

as I can just to be a bit more present in the moment I'm serious to all my fans that are texting me you've just covered this people listening to videos on their phone when watching TV people not listening to you

because they are on their phone yeah I'm bad like that not you just I think you are very in the moment but if something distracts you on your phone you can't do the multitasking thing no like I could sit and type or text out whilst having a conversation

I still know everything you said to me, but you... No, I can't do that. Or zoned out. You're either in the one zone or the other. I was actually, when I was having dinner last night with some friends and I was on my phone and they were having a full-blown conversation with me

behind me and then my friend tapped me and she went, they're talking to you and I went, I did not hear even the noise of you talking. That's bad, isn't it? People that know me, they were used to it so they're just like Jess, but I'm bad. But I think there's pros and cons because I really hear everything that's going on around me

so even in like work again when you're trying to concentrate on something even if I had my earphones in I would never blast them because I don't want to cut out any sound in case someone's like shouting on me or whatever but even with that so I'm then listening to the music or podcast

or whatever is playing in my ear I can still hear all the conversations around me and I'm almost reading out what I'm typing at the same time so it's just too much multitasking queen no I think it's more like unfocused brain Gunge.

People who pretend to be shy, but just, they are just really rude. I don't know if I've come across anyone like that. Probably not even, probably not even noticed. Yeah, you're probably not even unaware. But then, I don't know, right, because I wouldn't say I'm as bad now, but I used to be quite shy in social surroundings of, if I didn't really know everyone or quite a few of the people that were there. Like, if you kind of joined up tables with...

Although, no, you people do think this about you, though, don't they? You've said this to me before where... Yeah, some people have said she's quite rude about me before and actually I'm not sitting there thinking anything about you like rude, bad at all. It's more that if I've not met you before I'm just not the one to jump into the conversation No, you're not like that actually.

I used to get it when one of my friends would get a new boyfriend and then you know you kind of meet up with the then their group of friends so that everyone can kind of mingle and I would never, they always thought I was quite rude but it was like I'm not the one who knows you though so I don't really venting to speak about as such. Like, obviously, conversations happen,

but I'll never be the one to say, hi, I'm going to be, blah, blah, and start chatting. Oh. Like, I just kind of sit back. Complete opposite to you, really. Yeah. They'd be interrogated in the first ten minutes. Yeah.

But that's more because I feel quite shy and awkward. It's not because I would. No. Another car part one, people taking up a full section of the aisle in the supermarket with a trolley. You said that, didn't you? Oh, yeah.

No. But I do, I do know what they mean. It's like they have it going the long ways, right across the aisle. rather than just up beside them. This is a good one. Meeting a non-Skottish person on holiday and they attempt the worst Scottish accent. Oh yeah.

Because no one can do it. No. No one can do it. Even in programmes, everything. Why do you not just get Scottish actors because you cannot do the accent? That is true. You are so shite.

That is so true. And also there's so many different versions of our accent as well. Like obviously, of course. There's all like the Highlands and all that. But they always just try to the typical Glaswegian and you just can't like don't attempt it

and also I think if we tried to do it with other people they would be like that's quite rude but we've had a lot of people message about the pod saying that Zoe's got a very ASMR voice and it's very soft and calming maybe I should get a gig on the calming app yeah put people to sleep

yes when they literally used to go and they stroke the camera and I'd be like think about your day think about what you're grateful for by Jesse's journal and go to sleep that was gorgeous

I really would never have said I had a calm voice but I think part of it's because I'm speaking against you had a few people were saying your voice was lovely that's why I think it's because you've got you're next to me

and I'm a big gobshype but you even your accent now it's soft like your actual Scottish accent yeah because it's kind of I kind of one of the accents

it's not really anything that much like I'm Glasgowian but not fully. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I'm just... Well-spoken. Like, Lancashire's just nothing. We just speak. Speak. People being late, I'm the worst for it. I actually moan at you, but I'm actually always late for everything as well. When someone asks me what team I support Celtical Rangers, so if, so basically

meaning if you were on holiday and you tell them you're Scottish and then they instantly think that you would support one or the other. Yeah. I mean, that's the definitely a thing I've always had it in holiday and um like my papa who's into football but neither of their teams he hates it because he's like why do people always think it's one of them yeah but then at the same time celtic the best so hell hell the celts are here oh don't get me started on football next one littering oh like chucking things on the ground yeah like if you actually saw someone just throw a pitt packet i would want to go over there and head but them. Yeah. Fold it and put it in your pocket for two minutes until you're at a bin.

It's disgusting. To be fair, I haven't seen it much like recently. Obviously you see litter but you don't witness people do it as much because it is one of those things that is so... I actually think people can't now because bound to be someone around you that would say why did you just do that? And also why do these people want to walk around the streets to having all this litter around them as well like flowing in between their legs? Why would you want that? I agree And let's do this last one People with no spatial awareness

I definitely find that when I go on holiday abroad Okay well that was fun Lots of pet peeves If you have any more send them in We'd love to know And we are now just going to round off The last bit of the episode I actually don't have a spit or swallow

for Zoe on this episode But I do have one for the next So we'll do the save that one for next time I'm not going to put you through trauma Every couple of episodes Maybe so that... But you're not too traumatic. So we've asked you guys

what has been a lot on your plate this week, physically and I don't like the word mentally. What can we say? Emotionally? Emotionally. Yeah. So someone here has messaged in and said

a lot on my plate this week is I have been texting my ex but her emojis are covering her face so that implies that either he's not good for her or... She knows she shouldn't be texting him. What are your thoughts on that? I mean, we need a bit more background, don't me, in these sort of things?

Yeah, but I also just think, I think, thinking of experience that your ex is just your ex for a reason. Like, get away from the situation because you'll end up back there and then regretting it. And then you look back and think I wasted so much time. And also, I think it's so back to go, so easy to go back because you're comfortable with them and it's what you're used to and you're scared about not finding someone else. Yeah. And all that nonsense. But actually, you'd still be together if it worked.

Correct. I mean I've done that in the past before it depends who it is I guess but I totally agree with you once it's done it's done I think unless it was you know split up for a reason you went off travelling and you came back and then you're texting again but but looking at her emojis it's not a good thing yes she knows she shouldn't be doing it and also I think if there's no harm there and it was just like as you said it was for a reason of going separate ways for whatever yeah and like it ended mutually and amicably or whatever the word is then it's maybe not so bad. Yeah. But if there was some reason that you split up, then just don't go back. It's a waste of time. Okay, that's our two-pence worth there. Someone else has wrote here on their physical plate,

I got a fucking air fry over my birthday, and I am obsessed. Is this what 28 looks like? Yes, it is. I've bashed it again. I keep bashing my phone on this bloody microphone. Yes, it is. Congratulations on your new air friar and happy birthday. You're going to live the dream.

How you get on with yours? I still don't have one. Do you know what? There's some amazing things in here. Baked potatoes and cheese, pregnancy cravings. We love a baked potato. Hash prounds like five times a week. Bread and alioli. My boyfriend's mum drinks iron brew out of an Easter egg.

What? What? Truffle Marmite. I'm not tried that yet, but it's meant to be delicious. No, I hate anything. My fear is mushrooms. I can't. Oh, I didn't like truffle though.

No, I hate truffle as well. The smell, the look of it. Is that not they have and it's all like kind of like spirited on top of pasta? Everything about it and then when I was at that hendon Friday you got a meal with as well

and my cousin got soup and it turned out it was mushroom soup and it's just like a brownie grey glibly soup with black dots in it I would honestly I would eat anything else Mushrooms are category the biggest devil food on this planet

agree fear Heinz baked beans with sausage on toast then salt and vinegar crisps crunched on top no that's like a spitter's bowl to me. Yeah. Anyway, I think that's everything for this week's episode. Quite a quick episode this week. Try and keep it short and sweet. It's been great fun. Love hearing your pet peeves. Send us any more in that we may have missed. Yep, keep sending them in because we'll

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