A Lot On Your Plate - Event Plans, London Marathon & She Copied My Wedding?!

Episode Date: May 5, 2026

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Good morning, good afternoon, good evening. Welcome to a lot on your plate podcast. With me, Jessica, me Zoic. Hello, guys. Berry ofish, you all. Happy Tuesday. Happy freaking Tuesday. Do you think that annoys people

that don't listen on a Tuesday? Probably I don't think about that. I've just thought about it on the spot right there, but you know what I've got to say to you people? Why no listening on Tuesday as soon as it comes out? Why no? Why no? This is for Tuesdays only.

Maybe they're watching. We should be watching on a Tuesday Hey yeah If you're watching Do you know those reviews are going up and up Zoe Quinn I'm happy about that Same

Thank you if you've reviewed us You've got nothing good to say Don't see anything at all Your mother should have taught you that And If you're following us on social media You will see That we have launched our events calendar

For 2026 Woohoo I love that week concept. There's your dates. Get them in the diary. Save the date. Being organised. Love that for us. So, let's talk about the first one coming up, the most important one. The wellness spread to the point O. It's coming back. Different location. Different location. We are doing it in the court in Glasgow, which is a new paddle court. What would you call that? Arena. Paddle and pickleball.

court. It's so cool. Yeah, courts. It's a really, really cool space. But what they've got around the edges is different rooms, so there's Annes on the corner that's in, is that the south side? West End, I'm sure, know where Alan lives. Annie's Land. That would make sense.

That makes sense. That's in there called Annie's on the court, which I like. So they're there. Then there's a couple of rooms that don't have anything in in them at the moment, and then there's Our Plattie Studio. Which is gorgeous. Really nice.

So what we're going to do to give you a snippet is do Matt Pilates on the courts, you'll be able to play paddle, get a wee shot at that, a wee mini lesson. And then we'll have treats from Annie's on the court. We'll have different guests there, a bit of a panel talk. We're going to have a panel talk with some incredible gorgeous guests. Shall we tell them who it is? So our panel so far is Megan McGroarie, life coach, who you all know and love.

Unlock the Key. She's amazing. such good vibes I just can't wait to chat to her more I can't get enough of chatting to her She's flying up from London to be with us And she's very well on her pregnancy She so is

So I feel honoured Then we've got Emma from Project Skin Who we love Guys You are about to become Completely and utterly obsessed With a human being I agree with that

You're not only going to be obsessed with her beauty and just her, but her knowledge, her skin. The way she speaks. She's seriously incredible. I am blowing smoke up her ass. Oh, blow it. Blowing it right up. Blowing it right up.

She'll be in her clinic in the early. But what? I'm not even told you this, by the way. Relax. That's exactly what she's doing. I just smoke up my mum. I've not even told you this. What?

Yeah, I'm not telling you all the details, but she is also going to be there on the day offering something really cool. And we also have the gorgeous Lucy Truton, who is everyone's, every single person in the city of Glasgow's favourite Pilates teacher. She teaches at Seoul, she teaches at holistic warehouse, she teaches in the south side. She also teaches... Forza.

Fossa, yeah, in Mvartay. mother well. So most of you are we familiar with her. She is the best and if you've been gagging to get to one of her classes. Which is hard. Which is really hard by the way. The wait list. It is honestly like an Olympic event trying to get into one of her classes every single week. But if you haven't had a chance to go to one yet then you will have a chance to go to it. Our event will have

multiple classes on throughout the day. Similar sort of vibe to last year. We're not quite sure of logistics just yet. We will confirm soon but you can book onto different like you say you can book in a with the court. Sorry, the paddle, where you can play in teams of two or four, or you can have some taster sessions, then you can book some Pilates, you can book some Reformer as well at our studio.

So yeah, and then listen to all the girls on the panel talk afterwards. We may have some more people on the panel. We also have yours truly. Us, we'll ask the questions, we'll do the work for you. Yes. And we are also partnering with places that you can buy from some small businesses. We'll keep you posted on socials for that. And in next week's episode, hopefully.

but Absolutely. Tickets will be available to buy on Friday the 8th of May. So soon. If you are on Patreon of course you will get

first access to the tickets for a few hours before they go on general sale. Yep. So be there, I'll be swear. Bitches, I can't wait. It's going to be a lovely, gorgeous fun,

nice relaxing vibes good energy event. Yep. We'll also have it so that you can just do a walk-in only ticket if you're not one for doing the class

or want to just see what they're like before committing. So there'll be a few options, which is nice. But they'll all be up on the ticket link. Sadly this year, no babies allowed. This is just over 18th only. Adults. Adults. Right, so, what's been a lot on your plate?

Honestly, not much is what I'll tell you. I've had that really chill weekend. I did go to Angels for a few beves. Yeah. On Friday in the sunshine, which was lovely. I was out. One of the girls who sent a picture of you? Yeah.

I saw all the gym lads there. Went to Angels was lovely, sat outside for a while in the sunshine. It was packed. I cannot tell you how busy it was. It's the busiest I've ever seen it. Wow. And I've been there a lot. Then we moved inside.

And then Saturday I went to Topgall for my youngest sibling's 17th birthday. 17, wow. Can't believe he's 17, but also how are you only 17? Why can't be getting hooked up with my sister? I know, I think they're keen. Is he single? As far as I'm aware, but it doesn't give much away or Ben. Doesn't say much.

So I thought he was quite hot? He's six foot four. He's fucking mad. And we're all tiny. His dad's massive, though. Is he? He's so tall. See, when at Top Golf, the clubs weren't tall.

He's six foot four, so we? He's six foot four. That's my story me was about three foot. Six foot four. Wow. He's massive. So we went there for his birthday and what I've got to tell you is one, I'm just so shy to Top Golf.

Can't put any words how shy I am. Two, they've got our outside rooftop terrace. Right. That was, obviously it was scorching. Yeah. Scorching. Music was unreal. Like our kind of music on a rooftop.

Seriously? Amazing drinks. People were eating like tacos. Where's it? What's this then? Top golf, top floor. You go up, I would say you go right round to the right and then it's outside. It was honestly... Is it always been there? I have no idea. I have no idea if it's always been there. We only sat for like half an hour. I didn't really have a table, we just had like some bar stools. None of us were drinking because obviously you drive there,

don't you? Yeah. It's difficult. But great if you live in that Canber Slang? Exactly. But also what I was going to say, if you know that it's there. Then you would make the trip. And you can go there after. You've done your game. It's a big. It's a big. more worth it, isn't it? Like, rather than just your two-hour game and then, say, what do we do now? Honestly, it was a sun trap. What a great idea for a date or a day out then?

It was so good. In the sun? There was loads of lads, lads there. Was there? For their days out, aye. Wow. I would say get yourself there, by the way, and then go to Angels afterwards?

There you go. That's a good set up. Keep it local as well, not having to go in the city's enter. It was fun. That is pretty much what I did my weekend. I went a nice walk around the West End

with cocaine or food. friend Carrie on Saturday morning. And I was kind of rough, but not we, you just get yourself up and you go. And before I knew, I was in the West End of walking and I thought, how did I get here? Do you know what I mean? I'm delirious? Yeah, like, how have I got myself here? But well done, congratulations, you're good.

Like, you deserve a medal. And then on Sunday, I think I just had a pretty chill day. I don't think that sounds like you did nothing, Zoe. No, I know, I'd attract that as soon as... Because what I've also got to tell you is, I went for an lymphatic drainage massage at Krasma. Yes. Yesterday afternoon.

Tell me you absolutely loved it. I loved it. Did you? I loved it. And I'm going to book in for the 75 minute next time. She's going to do some scar treatment on me. Wow, brilliant. On my tattas.

Yeah. And if you don't... She's the best. I had Claire. She was amazing. And you know what? We actually chatted the whole time and I found it really educational. Yeah.

I'll say that to you. Yeah. I can chat to her for fucking hours. Yeah. She knows so much. She was like, some people find this overwhelming. I don't. Everything you've just said I'm buying.

Do you know what it is that? with those sort of massages. Fair enough if your face is down in that little hole, you're breathing in your incense. Yeah. Those sort of massages. Your paperment oil. I don't really want.

They're like, I'm breathing. Or you look down in their palms are just facing you. You know what I've got to say? I don't see in those moments. I'm not good at that breathing. I, you know, when we did it, Zoe and Ila. And I had really congested nose. Really?

And she was like, right, breathe through your nose. I couldn't do it. So I was breathing through my mouth. Breathing in this like lavender oil in my mind. And you was like, no, Jess, breathe for your nose. I was like, I can't. It's blocked. I just, I can't take a deep breath very well.

Yeah. And I feel like people will be like, that's why you need to mouth tape, Zaz. Whereas you don't hear me breathing. They probably think you fucking breathe women. Anyway, I agree because your face is up. It's quite awkward to lie. But I just think that you're not,

if my face was down as having one of those relaxing massages I was going to say, then I don't really want to chit-chat away to someone. I agree. But if it's a type of lymphatic, I like to go for a massage when they mean business. I don't want to go somewhere where they're fucking tickling me. I'm going to a Thai massage place where they're doing me like backflips and that in the air. Yeah.

Sign me up, right? Jumping on your back. Yeah, love it. Or somewhere at Charisma where they're getting the tools out, they're really working everything. It's like a massage with a purpose. Yeah. They're fixing you almost.

But my issue is from that one in Ayla to now Charisma, all everyone's telling me is that I'm tight everywhere and it's like are you stressed? I don't feel stressed. I don't feel fucking stressed. No, it's probably not that you're stressed but you also, you say that you're so tight in your hamstrings after you do things like

deadless or whatnot. In any sort of movement, yeah. Yeah, but you don't stretch afterwards. Yeah, whatever. You don't enjoy like saunas. But I tell you that she said, my stomach was tight. Yeah. What the, whose fucking stomach is tight?

And also it looks. ending butt tight, I'll tell you that for none. I actually was saying, what do you mean? Yeah, tell me all my time, do I have abs? And she was like, it's just, I'm so tight. And I thought, your digestive system.

Body's under stress, but it doesn't connect to the mind and I'm okay with that. Yeah, I'm fine, I'm chill. I'm so chill, I'm so stressed. But I couldn't honestly recommend more. I'm definitely going to go back, 75 minutes, get a bit of scar, and I've ordered the oil to use for scar as well.

Brilliant, really. But she said they look good. I've just, my left is a bit tight, which I can feel that. It's almost like where the knot is. It's quite tight. But that's me. And you know what's so funny when I was in there, not that I was Eerie Wiggin. To customers on the phone or then, but I fully was.

And I heard the woman say, what's your son name again, Hannah? And she went back, okay, Hannah Houston. Shut up! And I perked my ears and eyes up. And I was like, that's our social media manager. But obviously I was like, it might no be another Hannah Houston. But I could hear a voice. Not too clear, but I thought, I think that is her.

And I texted that you in the phone to Charisma night now. She was like, yeah, why? I'm here and I can hear you. I thought, what a coincidence. That's so funny. I know. What is she booking for? Face.

Face lymphatic, lymphatic facials. Guys, when I go in there, they say to us that the amount of people that go in from pod listeners. And I guarantee now you all fucking loved it. I actually went there for refectology before I had Jensen to try and speed things along with Joanne. She's not there anymore, but it was brilliant. And then Yvonne helped me with my scar work. She was amazing as well. She did you one time, didn't she?

Yeah, so good. Yeah, but Claire's best. But we've said that before. It's one of those things that I think is definitely like a luxury expense. Like it's not... It's expensive. Let's say like a necessity to life, right? But if you could do it a few times before a holiday or an event

or even if you just feel a bit sluggish and bloated. Yeah. I did ask her about my lipidema. If you're not on Patreon, you won't know what I'm really about I'm talking about. she doesn't think I've got that funnily in her which is positive but she was like I don't think you've got that

and I went just fat legs then and it was silent so that was great but at least that is positive so you shot the fuck off it's positive in the sense that maybe I could change them I also just think if you've got like gut issues and things

charisma's great they help with that yeah anyway I know I said I didn't do much but that is all I did do so what about you it's been a lot on your plate you've been gallivanting

I went to London at the weekend In fact I went for four days It was amazing I honestly had the best weekend I could hope for It looked like a lovely trip It was really nice The weather was just brilliant the whole time

The flight was dead easy Jensen was a saint I just can't explain how well behaved he was And just It was just a really nice I think to be as a three Which we haven't been As a family should we say

on a holiday since he was dead young when things were a little bit more stressful and it just felt so good and he just loves being out and about seeing people so he was thriving his tits off we're saying in a gorgeous hotel and really nice restaurants and I think what was perfect about this trip

is I really tried to make it about me as well so I was like I'm going to London as well so I'll do a little bit of a Jensen and I also want to book places on my list as well and tick things off and every single time we booked a lunch reservation. I timed it perfectly. We walked there. There was a tube strike as well, which I thought, as soon as we got there, we got to Heathrow, I thought, fuck's sake.

Not only is at the marathon this weekend, but there's a tube strike, this is going to be a nightmare. But it wasn't. It was a tube strike for 24 hours. So the first day, we probably walked 30,000 steps both days. I had blisters all over my feet. It was, I was, oh yeah, it was agony. Agony, right. What did you have on your feet? The first day I had like black flip flops and the second day I had to go and get some flip flops because I couldn't physically walk in anything. No.

Anyway, it was fine. I still managed to walk 30,000 fucking steps in Havianas. It was absolutely sound. But anyway, so I booked the Paddington experience for Jensen. So good. Really recommend that. Is that always there? It's been there for a long time, I think.

Don't know. I mean, I don't really look at that sort of shit before I had a kid. So I don't know. but then it makes a lot of sense. Yeah. He was, he was feral in there, Zoe. Richard said that to me.

Feral. Did you have itcher this morning? No, I just, he messaged me about something other day and I was asking how London was he told me was feral. We chat out with you. Yeah, no, I know you do, but I wasn't trying to face, face.

And it was honestly, every single room he had to hold him in. So I would say if you're going to go, the kids, it's probably better if your kids a little bit older, where they can walk around and take it in, probably about 30 kids he was clap clap dancing dancing running like crawling everywhere

running I was like you are crazy all these people were pure laughing at him like he is nuts just all very excited he was just getting so excited of it the whole thing anyway at the very end you see paddington right oh my god you just seen him sorry so now he's obviously I said paddington weirdly as last week I was saying he doesn't love anything you need to see a character and an expedience and now he's got a paddington toy at home which he's had for a while he's sort of kissing it he's so cute. So when he saw Paddington at the end, because I have put it on the TV a couple of of times, so he's aware of what he looks like with the red hat and the blue coat. It was

walking up to him, like, pointing to him and screaming. Then we had a little picture at the end. He was kissing his nose. Obviously it's weird because it's a fucking human in a suit, but it was like leaning over kissing his nose. So that was amazing. That's obviously what it is that they need to, they can see things in the telly, but unless you see them in real life, they obviously don't connect that it's real to them. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. So the Thursday, because I stayed in the West, I actually stayed in the West, White City right near Westfields, which was really handy because we could just go over to the shopping centre, which had so many shops, Sephora, which kind of had, I think we've made a mistake

I actually, well, I never said it you did. I really enjoyed it in there. No, I know. I loved it. I thought there's got so many sick brands. Can't wait for it to come. I think the super drug for me is in Europe. It's European Sephora's that have been there for years. And they've got all the colourful packaging and... Yeah, and they're all like, old kind of worn down outside, but there's the new ones that are popping up look great. Do you know what I will say? What I was quite disappointed about?

They didn't sell fake tan. They didn't sell tan looks, they didn't sell IOP, nothing in that one. No fake tan. I actually asked three of the girls in there. I was like, is there any like self tan, fake tan? They look to each other like, now we've got like bronzing drops.

You know, like tinted. I was like, no, like moose tan. They didn't have any in there. Anyway, I ended up buying some Bondi sands I was scared about getting an allergic reaction again. If you guys are on Patreon, you'll hear about that. And did you? Nope.

And weirdly, somebody wrote in the chat saying they had the same, but they don't react to Isle of Paradise or Bondi Sands. I love that Bondi Sands colour, by the way. It was really good on me. There must be an ingredient that they don't use. Maybe. Anyway, so on the Thursday, I went to Zephyr in Notting Hill, right opposite one of my favourite restaurants called Gold.

So good. On the outside, it looks quite posh and quite dark, of winter in there it's really, really nice, expensive but gorgeous. He slept through the whole thing. Perfect timing. Buzzing.

And then the Friday I got up and did a reformer class at the hotel. Not a patch. Not a patch on anything that I've been to here, by the way. Really? I love to hear that.

No. Glasgow. Shite. Honestly, it was just, I wouldn't say it was shit but it was a weird reformer. It just was not good. It was not worth a 20 quid

that I paid for the class. I was fuming. Interesting. Nope. Not good. But it was nice. Nice enough. to go and move my body.

Yeah. Did the panishing experience. Then we went over to London, um, Borough Market, which was buzzing as it always is, went to a really nice restaurant called Agora. Guys cannot,

cannot tell you to go there enough. Like, I think for me it was more the service and the vibes of the staff. Because as you know, the moment you get to London, everyone is a cunt. Yeah.

Let's just be honest. Let's just put it over. Richie was honestly saying that on the, on the tube he was like, I can't fucking believe you live here. Everyone, you lived here. Everyone in this city is a C-U-N-C.

and I was like, I actually couldn't agree with you more. Now I'm away from it. I know. And I go back into it. Everyone is so rude. Yeah. I agree with that. I think you notice it instantly.

Honestly. And I don't know if that's because I live in one of the friendliest cities in the world. But yeah. Sorry to anyone listen to this. I think you all agree. Was it not you that was telling me, though, you almost like, kind of become one yourself? I 100% did.

But I know we're not, I know people down there are nice people. Yes. with your group and family, but we're talking like on the streets, traveling, service and places. It's very selfish mindset like if you're, everyone is in a rush

everyone gets on something, bear in mind we had a pram everywhere, no one gave a shit. Like no one cares about you like pushing you, barging into you squashing you like a sardine when there's a baby. It's just it's a very strange mindset. Obviously everyone, Jensen's talking to people everywhere

and they're all like, oh weird I'm like get a grip. Yeah. Anyway when we walked into this restaurant and bear in mind it is quite fancy is casual but fancy and the staff was so sound and I thought I love this they couldn't do enough for us

and they're like how they gel with each other as a team as well was like really apparent and I thought you know what did a fucking great job so I really like that and what was really cool is you could stand outside and have a wine quite casually like still sitting at the borough market side

but then couldn't in and eat. So good. What pain of food was it on there? I say small plates, Greek. Nice. Oh, so good. So, so good. You should go when you go. And then, on Saturday, we went to South End-on-Cee, where one of my best friends that lives in L.A. Charlotte had her UK celebrations in her mum's garden, so it was really casual. That was my trip. Honestly, had such a gorgeous time in London. Loved it so much. I feel like I've got the holiday blues. Just, do you know what it is? You say it all the time. When you go away together, you don't have the stresses of home life, cleaning up shit. It's just you three and nothing else really matters or you two if you're going as a couple.

And you actually really enjoy each other. Yeah. You remember you like each other a lot. Exactly. And I was walking and Rich kept saying to me all the time, you seem so quiet. You're okay? I was like, Rich, I feel so content right now. Like, yeah, I'm just walking. I'm happy. I'm taking in the beautiful Notting Hill. He was like, oh, that's nice. I went, what more could I want with my boys? And he was like, My boys. It's cute. London Marathon was on the Sunday, I'll be honest with you, didn't really notice much of that. The route wasn't really where we were.

Yeah. And I thought it would be. I thought it's going to be a problem. That's probably quite a good thing though, isn't it? Unless you're wanting to go and actually physically see it, you'd rather be away from it. Yeah. I'm obsessed with the London Marathon.

I know, tell us. I mean, I know I'm one of many, but I'm obsessed with the videos, you see. I'm also just obsessed with things people do. And just the overall achievement. Yeah. I find it really amazing. See the guy, break the world record for one hour, 59 minutes.

What the fuck? What the fuck? Have you seen all the videos of people doing his speed? On a treadmill. And it's like the last for like 10 seconds. They're sprinting, he's sprinting, so he for the whole two hours. But why does he not look like he's running like that, but they do? Probably because he's learnt to do really good strides.

By strides. And what must be that because they're really, legs are going rapid like hamster and a wheel. But Fairfaxon, you know what? Fair enough to the guy that came second as well because you know what's a shame? You know if he hadn't have come first, he also would have broke the world record as well. Two guys finished under

two hours. But sadly no one's talking about their second guy because someone's beat the world record but well done to them both. Did you see the guy who ran in the fridge in his work? No. I mean, as if it's no hard enough. Basically, you'll have seen these brothers

that their mum died of dementia. Right. Quite young and they both carry the gene. Oh right. Okay. So they basically know that they'll die young as well essentially these brothers, right? That's awful. And the older one's 29, other ones I think is 26. But they do loads of like marathons, fundraising, their Instagram's like something

brothers, like it's all about this full like awareness. But the reason he ran with the fridge was to basically show that like not every disability, illness is visible. Yeah. So like the fridge was like him making Alzheimer's, I can't remember if it was Alzheimer's dementia but it's all under the same charity anyway, making it visible. He ran with that fucking fridge. It was 15 KG. Jesus Christ. Or 22 KG or something on his back. Jesus Christ. And how long did that take him? It was like a normal time. Shut up. Like it wasn't he like 10 hours? It was maybe like three hours or something. That's wild by the way. Crazy. And just the vibes of it

like, it just looks so good. Do you know what I can't go over though that people stop to like give you a hug? Say hi to someone. Yeah, I thought like. Yeah, but I'm fucking track. My time. Yeah, I know. But then a lot of people there are just runners

stopping. That doesn't affect their time. Do you know what I mean? Whereas that would really push me back. Yeah. So I can have a little chit-chat. Yeah. Oh, do you know whose videos I keep crying at is Ruby Hollies.

Oh yeah, I've seen that. Oh my God. He's done so well, bless her. But how could you run with that in your mind? couldn't. But did you hear a video this morning where she got her daughter and everyone just to... Yeah. That's so good.

With the voice notes and stuff through her ear. Oh. I think it's really emotional. It is. I'm not surprised people cry when they finish that. I think I'll cry when I finish my time, eh? I'll cry for you and all. By the way, do I tell you I've signed up to race?

Fuck, fog, Zoe! I'm not doing it on that date anymore that I said on Patreon. Oh, whatever. It's not far from that, though. Not telling you. What race is it? Um, it's a, it's not a park run, it's the other one. It's in Glasgow Run.

Oh yeah? The Great Glasgow Run? No. No, because isn't that a half a marathon? It's something else but I'm doing it with my brother. What date? Not telling you. What month? June.

Okay, fine. It's still June. It's the closest one to my date that I could do. I think a race atmosphere is a bit better for you. But what I'm going to do is get Adam to run at my pace to keep me going. To run alongside you. Yeah.

I'm doing it in under an hour. I'm telling you that right now. Oh, she should, sis. So there you go. Have you been doing your running? Yes, I'll feel like I've done a marathon is what everyone needs to do like to. 10K's hard, Zoe.

I was watching out thinking that we're meeting. 10K is hard. I think you'll do under an hour easy, by the way. So your mum messaged me saying that she did. My mum won't it? She was just over an hour, but Paul was just under an hour so she was like, if I can do it, you can do it.

Oh, totally. And I thought, not necessarily, but I love the encouragement. Yeah. But anyway, yeah, I love the marathon content. Love it so much. Do you know what I find bizarre you can tell me your thoughts on this?

When people start sharing videos, but it was last year they done it? Attention seekers, I couldn't agree more. No, I actually couldn't agree more because I'm watching it, thinking that's so cute, like, oh, well done, whatever. And then I see that it was like, reminiscing on.

this day last year. Give the people of this year the moment. You had your moment last year. Cheeky focus. I know it's no that deep but it annoys me because I do just think we're not talking about you the day. We're talking about the new set of people that are doing it. Did you see Cynthia? Who's Cynthia?

Elphabar from Wicked. Oh yeah. She ran it. She ran it and then did her musical, I don't know if it's a musical, musical or play the next day. She's doing Dracula just now and she plays every character in the play. There's no one else in it. She did that the next day. Holy shit.

After the marathon. And she did it in like a fast time. She's a fast runner. Harry Styles is a runner as well. Yeah. People were saying he was in that pig costume but I don't think he was. Inspiracy.

Yeah. Anyway, love the marathon content. Well done to you if you done it by the way. Well done to you. I signed up for it for next year, Loll. I honestly hope you don't get in for your sake. I hope I don't get in. No, I do hope I get in.

Really? Yeah. I don't think I've ever, ever thought I would want to do a marathon. The only thing I'd want to do is beat my half marathon time. So I'd do a half marathon again to beat my time. I want to get sub two hours. And I think I was two, what was it, 206 or something? I don't remember.

Can't remember now. But anyway, I would love to have done that. But I just feel like, because basically my best mates all did like the Milan marathon recently, right? Yeah. And they all messaged me after like, you, of all people would buzz off that. I said, why? Why would I like it so much?

You know how much I struggle doing the half, because I did the half with them. They're like, it's just different though. They're like, it's not, if you don't put pressure on your time, which I wouldn't for the marathon,

I don't think I would do that. I would just do it to say that I've ran a marathon and the vibes. And then I put the atmosphere, the vibes, and especially if you do it in London, like it's all your people, like everyone's pure egg in you one.

It would be so good. And I thought, you know what? I do love that. I do get buzzed off the vibes. So I think I probably would be like, you fucking love this, especially if it was a day like it was in London. No, I would love that part of it too, but I could not run that. But I just think to myself, if all those people there did that, I can.

No, I know, you are right with that mindset. I absolutely could do it. It's 10K times four. Anyway, I only entered in the free ballot. So let's see, the chances of getting in that are probably quite slim. But we'll see. I'll let you know. Although I did see the videos of people saying, stop saying you can't. You can.

And it showed you loads of videos of, like, amputees, people in wheelchairs, like people who were like... That's what I mean, if you're running alongside them, Zoe, that'll just pick me up every time I'm like, I can do this. Everyone can do it. It would just be hell. And I just, the problem with me is I wouldn't want to go do it and it take me seven hours. Do you know what's meant to be the really hard part?

The hard part I think of marathon trainers, it always tends to be around like April, May, right? Having to train in the winter months. You're having to start your training, what, like 12 weeks before? Starting it in February, let's say. Yeah. That's the most miserable time to run outside. Yeah. Icey, freezing, dark nights.

Also, I saw that quite a lot of people were posting that they got really bad stichies because they were down in water because it was so warm. Right, okay. I thought that'd be difficult. You're not thinking about if it's going to be warm or not. Yeah. And then it's fucking roasting on the day. Yeah.

There's a lot to think about. Do you know where else I went, Zoe? I went to the National History Museum. How was that? I loved it. Compare it to Kelvin Grove. 20 times better. Uncomparable.

Because it's got real dinosaurs in there. Real dinosaurs. Like, I was gasping. I maybe would like that. You would love it, Zoe. There's so much, there's a big, massive dinosaur section. You've got David Attenborough a bit. Did you feel that you were on the night at the museum?

Yes. It's really, really good. So, so, so, so good. Like, can't believe I've never been there before. I've only been there for, like, a really posh dinner when I worked at quiz. I went for like an event. I know, yeah, I went for like an international event there. It was amazing.

But I hadn't been there to the museum. I thought, what the fuck? Wow, interesting. Because the tube strike, it was just walking on foot everywhere. Just so much better way to see London that way, you know? And then you come across things, don't you? Yeah.

You wouldn't have seen otherwise. I'm fucking fuming at something. Fuming. And you know what I'm going to say? Because I'm fuming and all. Why were we not a leviedeadine? That looked, like the, I'm going to say something. That looked.

That's the most I've ever had a formal for my concert. Hope you all had a great time, bitches. I actually don't. I don't. I'm jealous of you, and I'm not afraid to say that. And also, her stylist. Round of applause. The dresses were gorgeous. The big skirt with the vest top, unreal. It just looked amazing.

And you know what annoys me the most, the fact that, like, I don't think it'll ever be that good again. It won't be. Because it's her first big tour. I even looked at where else she's doing. and again all sold out. I know, but you could get tickets, Zoe. Why don't we go somewhere?

Is she not playing somewhere internationally? Why don't we go and fly to fucking Paris? That's exactly where I looked, funnily enough, but it was sold out when I looked. Yeah, well, you just go and get, put it on your story. Hopefully somebody knows somebody in somebody, in fucking Paris. Paris, she'd be amazing.

Somebody. Somebody and Paris. I love Paris as well. But honestly, that concert looked amazing. She's just amazing, I think, and she's not annoying me anymore. Oh, well that's why you didn't get it. You got bad karma, bitch. I think that's exactly why I didn't get a ticket. You're right. I take it back. I just want to see any spiro tickets, then I'll be happy.

I hope we don't get them because I'm not here. Where are you? I'm in London, that weekend. What? I ain't going to go on my own. No, I know. No one else likes her. They must. She's unreal. I feel like you need to see that as well.

You want to get these people in like, earlyish days. Yep. Because I say intimate, she was in, Olivia Deams in the Hydro, that's no intimate, but it's still like her first

big tour special. I want to talk to you about the Michael Jackson film. Tell me, I'm not seeing it. No, neither have I, but what's your thoughts? Are you interested in that or not? Yeah, I love Michael Jackson.

I actually had tickets to go and see it on Saturday because of some was out we'd be rearranged. Right. I kind of regret that now. Do you like Michael Jackson? Yeah, I do.

And I'm not afraid to say that. I think it's quite cold. Why would you be afraid to say it? Because people think he's a paedophile. I don't think he is. Neither is. And I said this some other day and they were flabbergasted,

didn't you say in that? And I don't think he is. Okay, I don't know if he has or not. But he was never proven and he can't be now. So what he had a fairground? Maybe he just wanted to provide for the kids. I don't think he was.

But anyway, people disagree. Beed it. But I just don't think he is. I think he was a troubled soul. I think that's exactly right. I think he was a troubled soul, and I just think he was in that time where it started being that if you were a bit troubled, that's what you get accused of. Yeah.

He was like on the cusp of that was beginning to be... His childhood got ripped away from him. Well, exactly. It is mental. Like, I always think about the Jackson 5 when they come on my Alexa, because I listen to a lot of that sort of music at home. And he was, couldn't be any older than like 9, 10? You can hear it in his voice. He's a baby.

The type. And he becomes, like, the main singer. Yeah. Like, look at Justin Bieber, for example, how much shit he's gone through over the years from being such a childhood star. Any Disney character, like, can you imagine back in that day? Also being a young black boy, it must have been so extremely fucking difficult. I agree. Can't explain it.

I do really like Michael Jackson. Yeah, I like him and I want to see the film. Yeah. I've seen, like, mixed things, but I've also, I would say I've seen more people say that it was amazing. But I think if you're quite into him and, like, wanting to know a bit more about the story and stuff, you would find it good. But as if you're just going for the tunes, maybe not. Talking about controversial characters, we had a DM from somebody saying about the Tyson family.

We did. Saying that they did also agree with us. They didn't like them before, but they came across them on holiday. And they said that they were amazing. The kids were so well behaved. They don't know if they're being portrayed differently on TV, but.

So well behaved. Paris was some laugh. Yeah, really nice. Tyson was nice. The kids were lovely. We also had a message from somebody else saying that they were a nanny because we were saying like, why don't they just get a nanny? They went, no fucking money in the world.

Could pay me to be a nanny to those feral kids. Yeah. Do you know what, though? I have to say, the message about them being nice and things doesn't shock me. No, I don't. I think they do seem well-managed. I'm not shocked by that. I think they just are a bit out of control,

but it would make sense that, one, they're acting up for camera, and two, I guess Paris is standing there having to talk to camera, How could she control her kids? Yeah, of course, yeah. But it definitely doesn't portray them well at all. No. But it's not individuals as kids. It's more parenting skills from Tyson, I would say, and his dad.

I think she comes across. I like her. I like Paris. But that is interesting. Because if she didn't message as that, you maybe just wouldn't ever think about it again. Maybe that's not what I like. I want to do another episode right, Zoe, where, remember when we did, like, when we've met celebrities in, like, season one, It was juicy.

Mm-hmm. I think, guys, anonymously messages, if you've ever come across any celebrity or influencer. Yeah, like that. Yeah, like anyone. We can do A-listers to Z-listers. Let's just do it. Send us your stories,

if you've ever come across them, were they really nice, if you serve them in restaurants or hotels or wherever you work, or met them at a beach club or... Tell us, what were they like? We'll keep you anonymous. I love that.

And lastly, Devil Wears Prada too. I'm obsessed with the press tour. I want to go and see it actually but I bet all the tickets are gone now. I need to see that in the cinema. Yeah and I want to go on Friday, that's what I mean. I want to go. Go get tickets. We could go at like 10 a.m.

Do you want to go on Friday night? Yeah, why not? Let's do it. I love it. I'm here for it. I just hope that it doesn't ruin the first one. It is risky business but I don't. it's so far apart, are there too many good actors and actresses for it to be like that? What's the storyline of this one then?

Don't know. I actually don't know much about it. I've been trying not to engage because I like to just go not known. Everyone that went to the premiere looks gorgeous. I know. Anne Hathaway looks 21 still and also I just love Meryl Streep. Queen. I love her.

Anne Hathaway and Verity trailers come out. That looks quite terrifying. It does look scary. I love it though. And we were saying in our chat, we can't really remember a lot of... Oh, I can. The plot. I think I can.

You can? But the trailer threw me. The ending for me in the book was... It wasn't a huge shock, but it kind of leaves you on a bit of a cliffhanger off, if I remember rightly. Yeah, I think you're right. There's like a... It leaves you in a way to try and decide if there's something is true or not. I think that's the ending.

Yes. Whether you think that someone is a psycho or not. Correct. I think I agree with that. Yes. That's ringing bells. But cast very well. I like how these films are coming out quite close to I was reading these books.

Colleen Hoover is, I'm saying in the chat. She's getting the bagging. She's got three big major films coming out. And a lot of people who don't think she deserves it. I know, but yeah, but she probably doesn't. But it's getting people reading that don't read. The only people sagging Colleen Hoover, are people that are probably quite into reading books.

I agree. I don't think they're all amazing, but I think they're a good read. She's like the adult Jacqueline Wilson. In my opinion. I'm fine with that. Yeah. If people want to switch off and read that sort of book

and it keeps them happy, then what's the beef? They get it. I also just like that sort of romantic, like toxic sort of reads. I find that enjoyable. It really pulls me in because I need to know what happens.

Other ones I get a bit bored at chapters are too long and all that. I'm bored. Yeah. Because I'm trying to get through books quickly because it feels like an achievement to me. I've said that before. So even if I'm loving it,

I almost can't wait until I'm finished. Yeah. To be like, yeah, I finish that. Who wants to know my thoughts? I know, I can't wait for the ending. Wow, I'm excited for that. Why don't we do? Get out of my brain.

You get out of my brain. I was just about to say that. Why do we do something for it? A premiere. Why don't we do a patron exclusive, Brent a cinema out? We've always wanted to do that. Preventive, we should.

Fine. Patreon girlies, do you think we should do it? We'll do it. That would be so cute. Wonder when when it's out? I think next year maybe. Next year? Don't know, I think next year.

The whole trailer game with the old film. They do that though. They really pull you in and then it's like April fucking 2028. And you think, fuck's sake. I'm actually not sure she'll keep an eye on that. Zoe, we've just had a message come in. What? Hey, just listen to this week's episode.

I'm a sheep farmer. I told you've got loads of farmers that listen to us. Wow. And the reason the lambs have a number on them is because we put the same number on their mom. So if they get lost from their mum, we can put them back together as we can easily tell whose lamb is whose. Love the pod. Oh, that's a much nicer reason. We save that little number 23.

That's a much nicer reason. I'm glad you've let us know of that. I thought they were just marked for the herd of what farmer owns them. Right, no, but it's to keep them with their moms. I don't think it was to do with them being slaughtered. Oh, I did. No. I'm a nightmares about that.

Aw. That's cute. I really like that. Right, so we've had an email. We've had a few more emails. We love it. Let me just say the email one more time. It's contact at a lot on your plate.

podcast.com. Gaching. Right. The subject is my best friend stole my wedding. By the way, I'm fucking ready for this. I've not made it.

This is too long to write in replies on your stories, but buckle in sisters. So, I got engaged last year and was the first in my friendship group to get engaged. We were all so excited that we were all going to finally be able

to plan a wedding together. as we've all been friends since primary school. Well, all of us except one person. Hey. Am I a clean hoover? She never even congratulated me or reacted to the picture I sent in, which was so weird. But she also has a history of being insanely jealous of any one of us

who does well and never seems to celebrate any of our victories, whether it'll be promotions at work, babies, new houses, a wee cheeky shag or whatever. She hates to see anyone doing better than her, and we've all been noticing it for a few years now. Anyway, I got engaged and fast forward a few months, and she was also engaged. And obviously we were all delighted for her.

I then posted a few months after this on the group chat, asking if she had any ideas for her wedding yet, to which she replied, no, absolutely none. I then proceeded to excitedly tell our friends that my fiancé and I had decided on a date in July 2027, and we were going to book our venue that weekend. So the weekend comes along, and just before we were due to view our venue, literally on route to the venue.

She posted that her and her fiancé had set and booked the same date I had put in the chat four fucking days before. What the fuck? Everyone was silent. No one reacted and it was like fucking tumbleweed rolling over a group chat. I scrolled up and replied to my own message from earlier. I love this in the week saying, loll, hope that's a joke. and she replied, oh, I never seen you had written that. That's a shame.

No, I'm sorry. I'm fuming at this. The cheek of it. I had steam coming out of my ears by this point. Not because of the wedding date, but because yet again, she couldn't hold her own pish and let someone who she's supposed to be best pals with be happy. She also kept going on about how her fiancé asked permission for her hand in marriage and went to her dad and kept subtly dropping that she thought it was wrong that my fiancé didn't.

My dad had passed away and my fiance went down to his grave to ask for my hand in marriage. But I never told anyone because it's personal and I love him so much for doing that. Oh, no, that breaks my heart. Oh, that is so nice with a bit of goosebumps. You can't? Yeah, that's really emotional. What the fuck? And you shouldn't need to tell anyone that.

We've yet to your jerk of the day. What the hell? That's so emotional. But the sheer disrespect from her even mentioning that was so upsetting. Fast forward a few weeks and she contacted him. me pretending to be innocent again and I just replied saying I couldn't care less about this situation as I'm not getting married for the show of it. I'm getting married because I can't imagine a life without my fiancé. She didn't like that response as it was obviously not the reaction she had wanted

but I'm not turning the excitement of planning my wedding into pure bride wars. Fast forward to Christmas and she declares in front of everyone that she is having this, oh my God, she is having the same wedding colours as me even though I had already told everyone that they were my colours. But I decided this isn't too big a deal as we have different tastes and she will just be a dick about it anyway. I then let slip at a Sunday lunch we were having that I wanted a certain dress and have always loved it. Little did she know this was a lie. Right. To see if I could catch her out and love and fucking behold, she bought the dress. I'm sorry, this is fucking weird. She's a psycho. There was so many other things but this is already so long, but let me know if

if you want any more snide behaviours from my so-called lifelong friend. This is a PSA to everyone that don't be a blabber mouth like me and trust that your best friends, in quote, won't copy your whole wedding, lull. Please keep me anonymous. Love you girl is so much. Bye, sisters. That is so fucking weird, by the way.

I'm having to call her out at this point. Surely everyone in the group chat as well is like, what a great. Also, who's wedding they're going to go to? Yeah, I've been stuck with the same day. here by the way because that's a group that's a group having to split between weddings. At least she ain't got to go to a wedding well that's a bonus and she ain't got

to come to yours. Do you know for me that's just someone who's so unhappy so unhappy so insanely jealous of you yeah but it's because they're not content with what they've got and what they want and what they need and who they're with that they want to make sure that they want up you. Everything's

about beating you at something. Lemon or Eve and that's what it's like when you're not happy. I'm sure you know this already and I'm sure your friends have told you but do not let this ruin your special moment or your time plan is a special day because that's probably her intention she really wants to fuck up this up for you and make it all about her exactly but what's so sad about it actually as nothing she could do would do that for you because you are marrying for the right reason exactly it's all about the love you're not bothered about like the show of it yeah she's a complete opposite of that so on her day that's all she'll be thinking about

And actually she's just ruining her own experience. Actually, on her own day, she's probably, all she's going to be doing is thinking about you on her wedding day. Probably going to hope in that she's marrying you at the fucking end of the altar. She's obsessed with you. She's in love with you. Oh, by the way, I think you're right. She has a big girly crush on you.

What the hell? No, I'm flabbergasted this behaviour. Girls, I have a dilemma at random thought of the week. Go for it. If you bought your dream car, been saving for years, had your eye on a particular stuble. go to the garage, get it all sorted and brand new one is the lever to your dealership

the next week, and the colour and kit you want. You're buzzing, you're bragging. Next week comes, the guy calls says, cars ready, come pick it up. You're so excited and you turn up to the garage and your lovely brand new car you've been dreaming about has a registration plate ending in

Vag. V-A-G. V-A-G. She's asked, with private registration plates giving you both the What is a girl to do? Because I can only be driving about that. Oh shit, yeah, they do. No, I'm not that act out by them.

No, I'm only icked out by them if it says something like Weez-Oy. Babe or something like that on it. You could get a private reg with your initials at the end and a few numbers at the start so it looks like a normal registration plate for like a few, like 50 quid probably. Are you driving about with Vaj on your registration plate? Absolutely not.

I think it's quite funny. It's better than VAT. V-A-J. No, I think it might be that. Wait, she said V-A-J or V-A-G, so I don't know what one it is, but I think they're both bad. Yeah. They're both V-A-G to me.

Yeah, because one could be like Vag, but then Vajaj, but then Vajal is like Vajal. Speaking of Vajal, I watched the only ways Essex are in a night. Of course she bloody did. It's fucking all kicking off on there, by the way, fuck me, some drama. Is it? By the way, over on Patreon, I want to talk about a reality star that's getting a lot of heat at the moment from something.

So I think we should go over there and talk about that. Right, the new. Okay, let's go. Yeah? Let's go, bitch. Right. And actually, I want to talk to you about something that's making me fuming that people are promoting at the moment.

A product? Yes, a drink. Okay. I can't bear it. Right. And I need your thoughts on it. and I then want to talk about a product that I've been influenced to buy that also everyone's talking about which I don't think is very good

because last week on Patreon we spoke about two supplements that I've been consistently taken as of you and we haven't really noticed a difference and the girly seem to love it because we're trying to test in all these products so you don't have to but there's a couple more things that I've tried and I'm not pure hating on this one I just don't think it's as good as everybody on my Instagram is making out. So I'm going to tell you over there, okay?

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