A Lot On Your Plate - 'I Bumped Into My Cheating Ex'

Episode Date: August 11, 2026

Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week we're chatting home renovations, our incredible head spa experience and some of the latest celebrity gossip we are seeing online at the moment!We also get into one of your dilemmas about unexpectedly bumping into a cheating ex... and whether meeting them for a coffee is ever a good idea 👀Got a story or dilemma you'd like to share? Pop us a DM on socials or email [e-mail]!And remember you can sign up to Patreon for extra episodes every week plus bonus vlog-style content, competitions, group chat, early access to tickets and looooads more! See you there piggies 💖 patreon.com/ALotOnYourPlate Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Tuesday. Happy Tuesday, guys. Welcome back to a lot on your plate. It's another week of us and your ear holes. Looky, lucky you. How are we? I think that is lucky. Did you all have a lovely week?

Yeah. Do you know what, though? We'll just talk in before we got into the studio. The weather is horrendous. It's mid-August. Summer's over, my friends. But we both said. I'm ready.

I think it's like 20 Sundays until Christmas skies. I do get ready for it quite early as what I'll say. Like I'm not against people who put their trees up in November. There's Halloween stuff in the shops already. It's been in the shops for a while. It has. But what I was saying is we've got south of France at the start. Well, second weekend of September.

Yeah. We can't be getting all autumnal before then. Nah. Because that's still summer vibes. I tend to always buy. Well, I remember when I was, he said, to get birthday presents from family members, those good old days. And I'd always ask my nan to get me a coat.

And my birthday is October the 12th. Yes. And the coats had just come into store. But I think it's a bit earlier now. Also, can I just apologise in advance? I sound like a broken record. But I am so bogged up today. We're back to the olden days?

Yeah. But I've had a really hard week of parenting with a very, very ill, needy child where he sneezed on my face. and coughed all, I'd say for 48 hours, I was his tissue. Right. And there was no doubt about it that I was going to get ill. Initially, I thought it's my allergies and I still think it is because I've just actually,

before I've come here, I've cleaned out my whole bedroom, the cats like to sleep in my wardrobe, which absolutely can't be helping. Do you know what I mean? They go in there, they hide, I close with there. And then I thought, you know, I'm going to wipe it all out. I've got a whole big pile of wash in. I've got that pet reducing washing powder. Have you got that before, by the way?

No, I heard you talk about this other day. It's actually a good thing, isn't it? Pet hair dissolver. You get it from any supermarket, right? Wow. So I'm going to do that. But I think because I've done that, all the dust mites. Like, I'm allergic to everything, like dust, pollen, fucking cat hair.

So I am struggling right now, okay? You're looking at even fucking sat in this year for the week, I'm bloody at. The nasal aren't great. Yeah. But hey, blood tests at two days, guys. If you were here last week, you'll know. But I'll say to say that they probably won't show a call anyway. We'll see.

It'll all come back. I just need to start taking regular antihistamines. And someone said to me today, get that injection in your bum, but multiple people I know have had that in their bum and they've had an indent. I know. Let me know, guys, your thoughts?

Yeah, I don't know if I would risk that. However, you did just to take fix of anazine regularly because remember you gave it to me when you were pregnant. I did, yeah. You could get that back. Yeah. Because I'm not allergic to cook anymore. Really?

I'm actually more allergic to it. Willie and Wilson the past few weeks and ever. Me sneezing there. No, I'm not allergic to her anymore but I think I've obviously built tolerance. But I had to take them religiously or else I was like you. Does she malt though? Because the cats are molting at the moment. No, but it just depends what your allergies are, doesn't it? Because she's hypoallergenic so you shouldn't be allergic but I still was.

And I had a voice note off Louise Ballantyne as she was telling me that this happened to her. She started taking Sim Prove. and her allergies completely went like a lot of things are all related to gut health isn't it? Yeah. So who knows?

And if you're feeling there's maybe an issue at the moment then everything could just be getting heightened and we got a message off for someone else didn't we Zoe and I said it to you in the car

and it was saying to me histamine is so closely linked to not testosterone it's something else in the body and they said to go and get that checked which I think the Dutch test is going to check anyway, morning what's on today's episode?

Quick catch up Very brief catch up Then we're going to just have a wee chat chat about Some ongoings in life Yeah And the world And then we've got a few dilemmas for you Yes

And if you're over our Patriot this week You'll know that we have arranged Our second Patriot-only event Which sold out in 24 hours I love that I was pushed while she were organising that So when I woke up the next Party Girl era

Did that happen And I said you the screenshot And it was sold out but we have teamed up with holistic warehouse. They are putting on three classes for us, two times over, so six classes in total. Three of charge to our lovely patronage piggies, of course. We've got Legree, Reforma, Hot Mat or Hot Scouped. We've got food from Vin 18.

We've got a lovely DJ. We're going to be there. We just encourage fellow piggyies to come build the community, meet other friends. The last one we did, no one, do a single soul, 40 of our favorite, number one, day one, piggies. I think it's a gorgeous event. Yeah. Just on a Saturday, Saturday afternoon, wee class for free. And in my opinion, right, I'm going to do some mathematics for you here, right?

Yeah, do it. That just reminded me a wee brother got his exam results today. Cute. You get an A in higher English. Yeah. A B in higher maths and a C in higher business. And he was also doing a college course along the side that gave him two hires as well. And he just started his big time job Monday.

Oh, my darling! He's going to be a... What does he surveyor? No. Some sort of engineer. Okay. I think it's a heating engineer. Love it.

Basically like a plumber but you can do more. I think so helpful. No one in my family is, like no one in my family doesn't. It's actually worthwhile to anyone else. Anyway, I digress. Mathematics of Patreon is, you spend the five in a month, less than your coffee for Starbucks. We've said that a amount of times.

But what I'll tell you here is, a Pilates class. It's what, minimal 20 quid? Between 15 and 25 is your average. You've just got that for free. Which means your Patreon subscription has been paid for by yours essentially for four slash five months. And you're getting food. But there's your money's worth. And if you're not on Patreon, all I've got to tell you is you're daft.

Well, next month we've got a VIV giveaway on Patreon. And on to this week's Patreon we're going to speak about. We've had three emails. would say that it has to be patron only because they're very specific people have got a lot of their plate. It's very specific. Once about a sister resentment pregnancy, bridezilla and another mother-in-law, and then we need to speak about some celebs over there as well because just because I want to do it in the main, but there's just a certain celebrity that I need to discuss that I just don't think I want to speak about the main. So I think we need to speak

about it inside this. I'm sorry. To be a gatekeeper. Fun sponge. Right. Tell me what you've been up to. Right. I've been in the absolute pits of renovation. Yeah. But I say pits.

It's all fun. It's amazing. I've seen it come together is amazing. And you enjoy it. Oh, I love it. And I don't think I've given you an update on here for a while. I haven't shared anything on socials for ages. But the thing is, I'm taking the content.

It's finding the time to edit it. So I've got endless stuff to share with you. It's just when I'll be able to share it. But I'm going to do it in stages. My worktops around. They are the most beautiful. beautiful work tops you'll ever see, aren't they Zoe? Gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous.

One of them, one piece of stone, and I'll share it on the videos for you to actually appreciate it, but quite a lot of trainees have come into the house and they're like, that is some unbelievable work, by the way, because with stone, especially with the edging that I've got, you would have a seam, a machine would be able to do a massive, massive piece of stone like that.

But one of them is like all one huge piece of stone. and honestly, I cannot recommend Decra Stone more because their machines apparently are, there's not many like that in Scotland in the UK. I know what you mean actually, that there's not actually it doesn't curves round?

Yes, but also... That's all one piece. Yeah, I've not noticed any like stop start. It's not. Because all the grain follows all the way through it. It just looks seamless, honestly.

I'm so, so happy with it. It's actually nicer than I ever could have imagined. Love it when a plan. comes together, my friends. And the colours are looking great with the worktops. I had my banquet seating area fitted yesterday, fitted by Gary at JSJ Joynery, who did all my nursery stuff. Like he's actually become one of our really good friends.

We took him out for dinner on Saturday night. No, what day was that? Thursday night. We went to Merchant Steakhouse with him and his girlfriend, and it was lovely because he just turned 50 recently, but the man looks fucking 25. But yeah, so we took him out for steak. He's a good friend, but he's done a seating for me, painted that all the, got a colour match at Crown to match my work tops,

sorry, my cabinet colours. I was worried about it. I thought it's going to look a bit too dark. It's perfect. Is it? Okay, good. Yeah, my dad's come up with my step-mom for the week, so he's painted that as we speak. I've been picking paint colours.

I've been in between Faram ball, coat and lick. I love all those colours. Get colour matches as well for cheaper. That's a hard job, though, hasn't it? Paint. Oh, because it completely transforms things. Yeah, and at different lights and different angles, night and day. Exactly, having to swatch it on the wall.

Like, no way of desire when you had them on your part said the same thing to you, like, swatch your paint, wait until sunset. And do it in different locations of the room, so you see what it's like at every angle. Exactly. Good tip for you, though. Farrow and Ball, sorry, Crown, I've just bought out Farrow and Ball. Wow, really?

So they have the exact formulations for you. So if you go into a Crown decorating centre, there's actually one round here in Kinney Park, but you can get it bang on. B&Q also do paint matches they stock lick which is really nice coat paints I absolutely love

but you can only buy that directly from them so I've got all the little swatches of it and I love it so much but you can't run out and get it the same no so I'm going to think to do coat through my hallway

I've got again all the tradesmen that have come into my house that I've seen the panel in around the room even my dad was like what the fuck like that is some incredible work. It took them a long time, mind you. Yeah, because that's curved as well, isn't it?

Up the stairway. That was Gary's boys that did that. Yeah. And how long they took on that seat? They were there all weekend, making it absolutely perfect. There's talented people in this life, though. And you know what? There is.

And what they were saying, and I'm sure any girl is this old guys that are like with a tradesman, they really struggle to get decent, reliable tradesmen that can be asked. They were saying the same thing. Yeah, they're actually like a pandemic at the minute in that industry. And to find someone lawyer, whether they're a painter, electrician. So that's why I trust Gary, because you just have a lot of good people on his books. But also, I think I've just got quite lucky with that.

I had one cowboy painter in my last one. Do you remember that nursery? That was fucking awful. Yeah. Making me cry in the middle of the middle of my nursery. Do you remember that? Yeah, because he was quite angry. It was angry and it was an awful job.

Yeah. was so bad the wallpaper was hanging off the wall I was like, do you think that's okay? He actually came into my livery would apologise to me though didn't he? I forgot about that. I was pregnant. Like, I just want this to be amazing.

I forgot about that by the way. But I think it's finding someone that's reliable in the way that they actually show up but then you do want them to show up and actually do a good job as well. Yeah. So showing up's one bonus

in this day and age by the sound set and two is actually them doing a really good job being passionate about it. Yeah. I did go for their headle and heddle. Handels?

Halds. Harnels. Huh? Hornels. Harnels. Is that a Glasgow region thing? Aye. A hornal. Guys, speaking of Glasgow region,

please listen to Jensen, count to ten. In this video, it makes me howl. Also, lo, that he counts a ten. Right, I was putting it to sleep last week, and he always counts like,

three, two, one. Yeah. one to ten. Now every single number that it was going I was like no way no way no one's here to witness this it's just me Richard's got not going to believe me of course he didn't fucking believe me and I was like what the hell? Ready? Ready? One? It's the best. It's Scottish. It's so Scottish. Anyway so he basically last night I was taking him up to the up to her for a bath and he was going up the stairs I was holding his hand and he He was counting one to ten.

And I was like, Emma, my step-man, was like, come and listen to this, and he wouldn't do it. The moment she walked out, he stopped. He started laughing. I thought, you know exactly what you're doing. He's just been really ill, guys. Bloody Nora. So I'm there with you, honours if anyone else is in the same boat because, whoa. That was like first week back at nursery vibe.

Who knows? He's going for two days this week, guys. I'm fucking buzzing my dicks up. Finally got him in a Wednesday and a Thursday. It's good just to give you those two consecutive days. And then choose as I'm in here. Yeah, because then we were saying that I think all I can compare it to

is a weekend for example, right? Yeah. Or like when you maybe have an extra day off but because it's just one Yeah. You're only getting the swing of it before you're like fucking eat organized for tomorrow again. Exactly.

Whereas you're going to have almost kind of like two and a half, let's see. Two and a half days. I suppose this feels like but when I get home on a Tuesday because Rich takes anywhere else on a Tuesday morning when I come home I could have to hear go somewhere if I wanted to.

But you could also just not. do that on a Tuesday night because you know you've got the Wednesday Thursday which is good yeah so it probably just means it'll just feel so much longer than three days I obviously still have to do the mornings the night and the evenings because Richard does works both nights

but that'll feel that'll make the world a difference I think but that's apart from it my guys I haven't got anything else to tell you we went to head bath we did that was amazing so I'll fill you in and what I've been up to then, shall I? So last week, I

had my friend Rosie's wedding on Thursday. Yes. So this was the wedding from the Barcelona head? Barthalona, yes. So we were reuniting, which was with a lot of people I used to work with because she's my friend from my old work, which was nice to see all of them. And it was in the exchange,

which I'd been in, but not for a wedding. I really liked it. I thought it was good that you kind of are changing rooms but not venues. So the ceremony, You don't, once the ceremony, this is what she chose to do, obviously. I'm sure there's different ways. But once you've done the ceremony, you don't go back into that room.

Yeah. And then you're in the sort of like middle bar bit. There's a singer whilst they're getting some pictures and things. And then you go into the sort of like party room, let's say, which I've been in for a 30th. And that's where her friend Rebecca got married. That's right. Yeah. When it was 29.

Yeah, it was 29? 29. So it was lovely and it was a twilight wedding. So it started at 5 the ceremony, which I did actually like, just for, felt a bit more relaxed, not as long a day but in a good food? A buffet. Really? So when we were, it was a ceremony, then we all went out,

saw them like walk out into Royal Exchange Square confetti. They got their pictures. We went into the kind of bar area where there was a singer and there was canopies. It was like wee minnie like kind of sort of like steak pies, spicy halumi, like nice wee bits. And then you went into the bigger room. It was like, cutting the cake, speeches, dance and first dance, and then there was a buffet later on.

I suppose a wedding starting at what time, five? Yeah, but usually it's like any time from one. I was going to say, it's not really that much of a difference. I usually go to weddings at like two. Yeah, but you're cutting out like quite a, you're probably cutting out a couple hours of sort of like waiting about when they're doing pictures and things. Yeah, that's boring that bit. Yeah. And I'm always starving.

I think it kind of takes that bit away. Plus you're cutting a meal out, which I think you do want to. food of some sort but I'm abhorred about a three-course meal no really and did they have speeches they did speeches yeah well how though so that's the thing that felt really different but it was nice was that it was just like high tables and booths around the dance floor okay so the speeches they were just at like the back end of the dance floor on like a microphone yeah they sat on a high table the two of them and then whoever was in the speech like stood up in front of a wee like plinth thing okay right um so you just kind of stood about and listened to them it just felt like

a lot more casual. That's nice though, isn't it? It is, and it depends what you want. Yeah. From a wedding or... I wonder if it went really fast for them. I know, I don't think it did. Yeah, because you're only having an evening.

But they're still getting ready from like... True, like, early days. Like, I met some of the people from work with Jason at three. Yeah. So in that respect, it's not that much earlier, but they're maybe just not having to be up at like 6 a.m. To get their makeup done, whereas that is what it's like when you've got a bridal party.

Yeah. It starts at like 6 in the morning. You'd be fucked by night. Anyway, I did that Thursday, lovely night, and then we went to Headbath on Friday morning, the lovely Friday morning. I thought, she ain't going to come. I didn't get a text back until like half nine, ten,

and I thought we need to be there at 11. I think I just woke up. But it was really good. We had a fool on... I need to understand how we didn't know about that place before now. No, I know. It's in the south side of Glasgow. It's right next to the Marks and Spencer's in the night

sort of new development near battlefield. Yeah. So there's a wee room with two beds in it. So it's really good for like, mum and daughter, best pals. It's a perfect gift this. Really good gift. They said guys go as well. Yeah. And you basically lie on like a treatment bed, but you've got like a heated blanket, a heated eye mask. The heated blanket was amazing. They had a neck protector.

It was really comfortable. They wash your hair a good few times, get a scrub right in amongst the scalp. They said that someone was in recently. We really like. like built up product and... Oh, they've got that machine where you can see it? Scalp analysis. That's it. Yeah. So they'll show you at before and after.

Yeah. And they give you like a bit of a head massage, a bit of a neck massage. It was fucking great. And it was that water thing that's like... Like around your head and it goes and trickles. Yeah, and you just feel it trickling down and then they cold it through.

I had a mask. I had a facial. You didn't have the facial part, did you? No, because I had some makeup on. God, I needed it. And then you get like a... They blow dry your hair dry, obviously after it. We also tried this like floating bed thing.

which is called dry flotation therapy and you basically lie on it put a mask on, put headphones on and it dips you into water but you're not actually in the water like you're dry. Yeah. Isn't it?

It was such a strange experience but it felt unreal. And you hear waves like through the headphones and obviously you've got a mask on and it's meant to be so, no, what is it meant to be like four hours of REM sleep? REM sleep.

It's like the equivalent. of that and a 40 minute treatment I think Yeah It was so relaxed I loved that And then they also have this Cellulite Let me get the The name of it

The name of it I think it's I can That's it And it's a lymphatic Drainage and Body sculpting Machine But it's really good for cellulite

lymphatic And you know If you've got lipidema like me Really helps that And she The woman took one look at Zeri in there And she was like you do not have

life adieva I had baggy trousers on you could not comment anyway we had that and it was an amazing experience it was very relaxing would definitely recommend giving it a bash

they also gave me three products that really helped with hair loss and I can't quite remember the name but I will tell you next week because they're meant to be really good it's like a shampoo

a scalp treatment and another sort of like treatment spray she didn't say my hair was thin to be fair and it's not that thin obviously I'm dramatic about things However, she did say when she was combing through my hair, she felt like a lot came out of it,

which was quite concerning. But I'm knackard all the time. I've always got an iron deficiency. Do you know what I mean? Nackard. I'm fucking knackard. Anyway, we'd recommend 10 out of 10 experience. Really lovely.

I just think it's a perfect experience for you to do with a friend or your mum. Yeah. Or take, like, your friend who just became a new mum. Oh my God. Like that's a lovely time to switch off. I feel asleep. You know what? When you're kind of doze and you kind of twitch every so off

and I feel like that was happening. But I didn't want to fall asleep. My hair felt really clean. Did you? No, it did. But I just didn't want to fall asleep because I wanted to feel it. Yeah.

Like I wanted to feel the stages because it feels good. I mean, don't expect a bouncy blow dry by the way after it. Like it is, they do just like blast it off. Yeah, it's not. You're not getting a blow dry for a night out. Yeah. They're just blow dry and it's smooth

so that it's all really clean and fresh. But yeah, it was a lovely. experience. I really enjoyed it. They've got a lot of quite high-tech machinery in there. Yeah. Well, that machine for the Sewerite is the only one in Scotland. It's massive in Russia, Poland, in America, I think. Yeah, I think it was it. And that's where Heather does her niche browse. Yeah, that's where I go my niche browse here. Well, I didn't know it was there. And we've pride herself and been quite in the know with these things. We do. So there you go, slap in the hand for us. Could they get a lot of custom from TikTok

but I've never really seen them on TikTok either Techie talkie Yeah Right let's talk a little bit about some Sleb Gossa There's lots kicking off at the moment online It's all happening Better drama

I watched a couple of episodes of the Katie Price documentary on Now TV Right okay I'd like to watch that So far so good The girl does not give a single fuck About what anyone says about it Should I absolutely let anyone say Institute anyone

I like that about her Absolutely. She is a bit, she's a bit of a hot mess. I mean, that's putting it lightly, I think. But even in terms of like her house and her garage and just, she had this big massive pink land Rover that's just been sat on her drive, flat as a pancake tire, smash windows, she went, oh, I don't even want to drive it anymore. I can't even ensure it.

They know what I'm going to do with that. It's blocking the garage door with all of her memorabilia inside it. She's just crazy. But you know what? I found really sad. And like I said, I've only watched two episodes. And without a doubt, as I've said before, I think she is a good mom. I do think she has some amazing children.

They're all lovely kids, right? Yeah. But she was looking at magazines of herself where I personally thought she looked so beautiful. Old school Jordan type front of magazine covers and all that. And she was looking at the pickethorpe, she went, oh, ugly. Oh, oh, so ugly. And the director behind the camera, the cameraman's like, Do you really think that, Katie?

She's like, yes, like, I look so ugly. I can't believe that. I thought that's so sad that you think that. It's so incredibly sad. And she went, I only had my face redone again 10 days ago. Do you know what? I think it's a shame as well. I don't understand why surgeons are still saying,

I'll continue to do it. I know. Where is she going for someone decent? No, but I don't know if she does. I think she goes to Turkey for a lot of it. But what the fuck is wrong with people? Which by the way, just to say Turkey does some good fucking jobs

Oh no, absolutely But I don't think they have the same sort of They might not even know of her Half of the people there Because she's big in the UK I know she's big She was at some point But they maybe don't have the same sort of like

Remorse as we would have Yeah About like doing that to someone Or like continuing to do it to someone So I do think she goes abroad for a lot of stuff Because she knows they'll do it But I actually saw because Princess has got another

she's in the Princess Diaries out, I think. She's gorgeous. Because it kept coming up. I think I was catching up the new tower the other day. In fact, no, I was. It was yesterday and her thing was coming up in between.

Just another fucking program we talk about. And it was like her mum had invited it over and she was like, don't look at me, I've had my lips done again. And then she like revealed him in Prince's, it was like, what the fuck, mum? Like, what is wrong with you?

And it is so good that it's not It's not dripping down into her. Not yet, anyway, she's still young. Oh, maybe, yeah. But I think it's probably been a good thing that she's fucked it so much so that she wouldn't do anything like that. When she went with Gareth Gates?

Yeah, because... Dave Bowers... Maybe I saw a teaser for her program, actually. Yeah, you get interviewed it. Yeah, because at the start, it flicked him up and she was like, not Gareth. And I did think to myself, I forgot about that. Not Gareth.

Is she still with the man? Who knows? I mean, maybe this would be later on the programme. But we heard that he went missing for the programme, though, didn't we? Like, it was all like a stunt, a PR stunt. But yeah, I do, I see videos of Harvey Price a lot. Not Gareth. Not Gareth.

I see videos of Harvey Price a lot and I just think you have parented him so well. Junior and Princess are really good for them as well. Yeah, they are. I mean, obviously, I see. say parented him really well because she has. I don't know that being over social media is a great thing. I just love that Harvey says Mommy Queen. Says what?

He calls her Mommy Queen. He does not say the word Mommy without saying Queen. Bobby Queen. But what I need to know is like did she tell him to say that? Probably. Like years ago and now like that's how he thinks you say mum. Like do you know what I mean? I love what he goes, love it, Mummy.

Like he is just like a big soul. He's a soul. But it's a shame that he's a shame that he's. on social media so much that people have access to him. Yeah, and they also do they do obviously find it quite comical. Yeah. Listen, part of it is, some of the

stuff that he says because it's so unapologetically himself. The thing is, though, because she's in the public eye, they've wanted to interview her for as long as she's had Harvey to speak about. Yeah. Like his disabilities and stuff, so naturally he has been in front of camera, so I guess it's not. And also his dead beat, dad didn't want nothing to do with him either.

Well, exactly. But yeah, I do actually have quite a lot respect for Katie Price is what I would say. Definitely. I think people just lack it because she herself is a hot mess. Yeah. But it doesn't necessarily mean everything is. But you know what? We've said it before though if you were a celebrity back in

back in those days where you wear the front page of like Heat magazine and you get slated constantly. You got absolutely fermented on. And listen it still happens now. Yeah. I wouldn't even touch the Daily Mail with a barge pole because the reprobates in their comments of that are just the worst negative key board warriors. I don't even want to engage in any of that negativity. But if I go, I used to do it. When I used to go live in London, I used to, on my commute, I would read the Daily Mail.

It was my go-to thing. Trash TV. And I'd find myself scroll into the comments and I'd filter it to like best rated. And I'd read it a bit like TikTok. Everything's at the top and I'd read it. And I wouldn't necessarily be looking for negativity, but I'd be reading it. And it's almost like nobody has anything nice to say and especially if you're a woman, especially if you're a woman. They are coming on there and they're hammering you for your body. your life choices, who you're with but there would never be like that if it was a bloke. No, never.

Also, Molly May is back on TikTok. I saw that. She's back on the old TikTok and I actually watched her YouTube yesterday and she was saying like she came back on because at the moment, obviously, she's got a newborn. She was just a bit easier to keep you guys updated my life. Just quicker.

A quicker way of just editing short form content by YouTube vlogs. Yeah. And do you know what? Fairfuck stuff. I think good on her. I think she just must have got a lot of hate on that before, which is why she came off it for a bit,

but it is bad for that. It is, yeah. TikTok's the new Twitter. It is. There's no rules and regulations on there. It's just a strange place, I think. Very odd. I use it more as a search engine.

Yeah, it's really good for that. Have a quick scroll every now and then, but I don't, I'm not obsessed with it. I still love Instagram, I think the reels are brilliant these days. I love Instagram. I've never not loved Instagram. I always said he, I honestly had.

No, when you go through a spree, it's fucking hilarious. I send them to you and Julie mostly and Julie's always like, that was the best spray ever. You, you, Julie and Richard, and I just fucking howl. But what I love is when I notice you sending me them at Midsprie because I start replying, but they're still coming. I'm like, yes, there's more. And you know what I think is the same with our group chat and TikTok

because we do have a chat on TikTok that we send in. TikTok final boss is it's called I kind of feel the pressure to like react to them all because I want to let you know that I thought they were all fucking funny like I don't just want to have an overall laugh at least I need to let you know what I thought about each of them but the ones you're saying the most to me which is quite telling us like the body shaming ones

because I just know you'll love it and I just by the way self body shaming not of others Yeah, yeah. No, let's just find one. Because obviously I've got nothing good to say about myself. No, let's just find one. Just to give you an example. Sorry, there's fucking funny.

What was the one I sent you the day? I was screaming. Zoe Quinn. And then, you know, it's one of those things where I say, show it richly is like, that's not funny. I'm like, how are you not finding that? It's the one where it's like someone jumping off. And it's like,

inside because I've seen I had a photo and you saw the side of my arm pressed against my body. We've all been there. We've all been there. The arm pressed against the side of the final one. I've had a literal sip of alcohol at the function and I hear someone mention going for a sick.

Oh, fucking out. Do you know what one I saw the other day and I don't know if I sent it into the chat or maybe someone did and it was like, what times you feel fat? Have you seen that one? And it was things like when you drop something and you don't manage to pick it up for the first time. And what was, no, I need to try and find this.

Please find it. It was so funny. Oh, maybe we should start a flipping group chat on Instagram. Send all you lot them. How quickly I turn off my alarm after rebranded my life a night before convincingly myself, I'm going to wake up at 7 to go on a trip. How many times do you all do that? Diet, start tomorrow

No, this is it Things that feel fat Pating your own toenails Chasing a ping pong ball Walking up a flight of stairs And someone is behind you Trying to pick something off the floor And missing it the first time

Walking down a hill and flip-flops Getting in and out of a booth in a restaurant Eating hot food on a hot day Having a food stain on your top Getting into the window seat on a plane And getting on or off a lilo on the How fucking accurate is that? That is just so humbling.

What humbling is. Oh. I love that. Reposted. It's me with 17 hours and 55 minutes of screen time looking at a kid with an iPad. And judging. That is you.

That is my time for blue it. Fucking in there. This is only the day I'm like, it's so funny how I really don't want to raise an iPad kid, but I'm so. so addicted to my screen myself. What the fuck do we think we are? Oh, that's hilarious.

Oh my God, that was funny. My neck actually hurts. He's going back to head bath. Oh, dear that. Oh, you forgot. Anyway. Oh, that was lulls. That was lulls.

My eyes are actually soaking wet. But this is me at night. But Jensen's in bed and I sit there like a little gremlin. I'm scrolling time. And then I messaged you in the morning and saying you got that logo on here. content. Talking. My God.

A wee dilemma. Finish. Right. Right. I needed a good old laugh. Right. So we asked you guys to send us in some dilemmas. What's being a lot on your plate.

What's being a lot on your plate? Right. So someone, my ex, bumped into my ex of two years at the pub, drunk. And I said, tell me more. Tell me more, missy. tell me more tell me more I said did you speak that's what she said

oh we spoke oh first time I've saw him since he cheated on me and my friends tried to stop me but of course no I came out to play and I went straight over to him

kind of lost my shit and his friend had the cheek to say I wrecked their night when I said well he wrecked my life a bit dramatic but then we went outside the two of us and spoke for ages I did just rant about

absolutely everything and started crying and he said his bit too don't know if anyone else would say the same, but I'm really glad I saw him and said my bit, but also still don't have the answers to why he done it and cheated on me. It's like the closure you need, but still a guy will never admit to why he cheated. He said we could meet up for a coffee to chat, but I'm thinking,

why should I waste another breath on that prick? Well, then there's me currently sitting in the office with the Monday Fear, love my life and love the Pod Girlies. Oh my God, the Monday Fair. That really takes me back to the good old days when you would bump into your eggs at the pub. Oh, same. It's just crazy, isn't it? And you do massively have the fear, don't you on the Monday?

But fuck it, so what? Don't you think that when that happened? See, any time I said, fuck, so-and-so's here. Yeah. If I was being completely honest, I was fucking buzzing there. You loved it, yeah. Love the drama. You love the stay-toxics.

And loved to, like, avoid each other all night to eventually be like, he-he. Because you knew you'd speak at one point. Yeah. I don't think I have the fear. I think he cheated you and he's a preck. Fuck him. him. But I would not meet him for a coffee. Because I just think if you didn't meet him on that night out, you would never have spoke.

So what's the coffee for? Well, they've sort of rekindled it, haven't they after their long drunken chat? No, I don't think we're rekindling. I think we were seeing her peace and moving on. Yeah. I agree. I mean, I would die if that happened to me now in my adult years. I'm talking when I was like early 20s. It was a buzz. Wouldn't be a buzz now. We'd not enjoy. Do you know what it is as well on the Monday

when you are thinking about the fear? It's not even so much about what you've said to the person It's about everybody else witnessing it And what other people are saying about it You sort of have that anxiety Yeah About other people And you shouldn't really care

Because they probably are anxious about What they did But It's also thinking you're maybe like the drama of the night Yeah, yeah exactly No I tell you, has got a lot on their plate Who?

Olivia Atwood Oh Have you seen her stories? I've seen them all right I'm like, give us the screenshots. Her management must be sweating their tricks off at her. Do you reckon or do you think a lot of it is all part of the brand? No.

Do you not? I don't think it is. Because she's in a position now where she's like a... She's an actual like celebrity with like TV shows and shit. Yeah. She's a host, a presenter. Like she's an actual celeb. Yeah.

The kind of influencer side of her is gone. The reality side. feel like, yeah. So they want her to be getting like more TV deals and more big like big jobs coming in. So they're going to be thinking, shut the fuck up Olivia, please.

Yeah. But I think people like her for that though. No, I know and it does gain like traction to her but I just don't know if what she probably wants in life and what our management want from her are probably not the same thing as what the traction she's attracting. Yeah, and I was saying that she said that she doesn't have a close friend story so she kind of uses her Instagram as

as a close friends but from an outsider and I'll be honest with you I don't really care all that much so I'm just watching Willy nilly right I question like what would Pete think about you speaking about that I thought

is she still with him right well no one said otherwise but I can imagine they're an on off on off on a couple right Because if she's that much of a hot head and I think he kind of is a bit of a hot head too. Yeah, it's the impression I get anyway.

I think they'll be at it like rabbits and known the good way. Yeah. I think they're both quite fiery, aren't they? But they still do the radio together, do they not? Do they? I don't know, my initial thoughts, obviously she is just a girl

and she is probably just doing maybe what I would have done on social media about flipping 15 years ago, mind you. But I don't know about ranting about my ex who's supposedly with somebody else when you're with somebody else I don't know why it depends on what the screenshots are

it totally depends but do I need to see that I don't think so people only want to see it for the sheer nosiness and gossip right but why what's she gonna gain from all this no but that's what I'm saying

the only reason let's say we our entertainment as the public want to see it is because she's made us nosy she's made us interested and we want to know but and like is she about to put down

under the woman as well exactly the answer to your question is no we don't need to see it yeah and actually we shouldn't see it because if these are either messages between her and her ex-husband too they've probably not even got a divorce yet or between her and the

let's say new girl in quotation marks then that's personal messages and I actually do think I know a lot of people don't care about these people right and I don't know if it's because we've both worked in the line of work

slash you are an influencer we I guess are seen as them through the podcast as well that you realise how real all these people are so I'm like I don't really think we do need to see personal conversations because actually that's not really fair on regardless of someone's done something wrong the whole world doesn't need to see it

but also like you guys do ask us to speak about this a lot as well like even this week we've been asked to yeah our thoughts And it's just, I suppose, we just not really like that where we're really invested in that world. But we loosely dipping it out. Yeah. Yeah, like, I'm here to see what's went down.

Yeah, as soon as I saw the stories, I was like, Dram, refresh, refresh. But naturally as maybe an empath will we both are. Yeah. I do think, I feel sorry for everyone involved. In the situation, yeah. Because things happen in life and it's unfortunate

and it's not nice. But I don't know that it deserves like public humiliation. And I think what you have to remember is how powerful she is as well in the terms of how many loyal people love her. If you're about to go and bash someone publicly, whoever that may be. And by the way,

an important note here to say is it's not going to ruin Brad's football career. No. Because those guys don't give a fuck, but it could ruin the other girl's career and the brand that she's built. But to an extent, I don't think it would, but it could. No, and then also the,

whatever it is, like we say, We don't even know what it is, to be honest. But the fans that love her will then direct hate. And that's just not what we need to do in this day age. Exactly. And what I also think is, at first I thought Olivia was definitely using her so she's to deflect. Yeah, it felt like that. Because all of a sudden her and Pete were together and let's not forget the legs over Pete.

And I beat her when she was with her. Yeah. And I just think, you were only quite. 100% yourself, hen, in my opinion. But also, what, so you're telling me that they never had, like, any cross conversations about liking each other. Yeah, so apparently they were just friends, but then before you know it,

they were getting a divorce and they're together. Yeah. I just don't believe, and that's why I think there's a huge bit of deflecting going on here. I don't know. I don't know. It's a funny one, because these people do give you such an insight into their life. Then when it comes to this, I'm like,

I feel sorry for everyone involved because it just shouldn't be public. Yeah, and the only reason we're speaking about it is because we've been allowed in and able to speak about it publicly. Also, it's already public. Like, the pad pictures are out there of him with the new girl, so like... Who? Oh, Brad, right.

Brad, so like... Yeah, but you don't need to say any more on it. Yeah, but... Does that mean that they're together, though? Doesn't necessarily mean that. They have been friends forever, they grew up together. So, you never know. Exactly.

They could just be pals. We'll never get the skin shots It's the same as Alex and Alex Well we were saying that weren't we But I don't think that Alex Al ever posted that Because Alex Came out of being pregnant

And I just don't think you would Share that when somebody announced They're pregnant However Reality TV show is about to come out So maybe they saved it for the TV show Maybe build a bit hype Yeah

Well it's got to be on there Isn't it? It's got to be It was huge Mm-hmm In the old TikTok well Let's go over to Patreon Talk about

Remember weeks ago we asked you about celebrities. Have you come across any? Do you love them? Do you not like them? We had an email from someone saying that they worked in a something in the industry. They came across a lot, listed them, and I was shocked by a few. And then we'll talk through the three of the Patreon-only dilemmas that we've been sent.

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