A Lot On Your Plate - My Maid of Honour Ghosted Me?!

Episode Date: June 2, 2026

Hey piggies 🐷💖 This week Zoe joins us with her first hangover of the year… We’re sharing our latest food finds, beauty favourites and some upcoming travel plans.We also get into some hilarious videos we’ve seen on TikTok recently before diving into your dilemmas.From a best friend and maid of honour disappearing without explanation to relationships ending without closure, we’re chatting friendship, heartbreak and moving on.Got a story or dilemma you’d like to share? Pop us a DM on socials or email [e-mail]!And remember you can sign up to Patreon for extra episodes every week plus bonus vlog-style content, competitions, group chat, early access to tickets and looooads more! See you there piggies 💖 patreon.com/ALotOnYourPlate Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello guys, happy Tuesday. Happy Tuesday. Whatever day you listen to us. Alan's just actually stopped the podcast to say I had a fly away. And so we just come over and ripped it out of my scalp and it was a big sparse, spiky grey hair. So that's brilliant. Yeah. It was an oldie.

So what's on today's episodes? I think just a good old chat in today's episode. Quick wee catch up. Yeah. And then we're going to revert back to lots of DMs that we've got. to catch up on. Good old chinwag. Previous topics, some dilemmas. And when you listen to this app, we've only recorded it like a few days prior because we're doing this on Friday today.

It's Friday. So in like three days it'll be out. Zoe's song over. We'll talk about that in a reset. I was good. I've fucking love this for you. But I had a weird thought this morning Zoe before I came and got my coffee, which it sounds like you need. Why is it, right, when you have a coffee, a latte, right, you make it at home hot. that when it goes cold you take a sip and you're like

ugh you like have a shudder it's like oh my God my coffee's cold but yeah we always drink cold coffee and it's absolutely gorgeous right do you know what I mean by that so this morning I was getting

I think it's the ice though it's the difference but it was still freezing cold so I took a sip and I'm like but it's no different to me drinking an ice coffee no different yeah I know actually tricked your brain Yeah, I just think it's that you know it's not meant to be cold.

So it's just like... I was like, ugh. Ill. I mean, I'm like, get a grip. Anyway, so you're hungover. Yes, I'm. First time this year. Is it?

Well done, that's some good going, hen. I know. Not been drunk this year until last night. I wouldn't say I was like overly drunk. What, you went out for some drinks with your friends before? Was that last year? Yeah, I think so. In Angels, no?

Yeah, maybe that was. One time actually I had a few drinks, a good few drinks. But I would say I wasn't overly hung over. Okay. I felt, when I woke up this morning I thought, oh fuck. Oh, did you? Mm-hmm. I felt headachey, spewy and just thought, this ain't good, guys.

It's not looking good. It's not looking good. I went to Margo for dinner and it was lovely. Tell me what you had. We just shared quite a few things. We had like a kind of pesto nocky. It was really good. It had peas in it.

It was full green. And we had Chipsticks Two different kinds with two different dips One was like a red pepper dip It was really good We also had Charged cauliflower

Some sort of spinach steak And What else did we share There was something else But it was good I hadn't been since we went

When it first opened Yeah, I've been a few times since But I know they've changed the menu, so I was Looking forward to hear your thoughts It was nice, we really enjoyed it So I had a few spicy margs in there And then we went to CC rooftop Yeah, love it

And I'm going to say I had 10 spicy margaritas last night Did you, Zoe? It was a lot No wonder if you were rough They look good though So enjoyable We also were inside But wanted to obviously be outside

On the terrace bit So we're on a wait list And eventually we had chased it up like, come on, there surely must be a table. I haven't out, and there was quite a few tables. So I was like, why am we not sitting out there? But I think it's because there was only one guy working out there, so it was like too many people for the one guy.

But I was like, well, just come in order. Like, we don't need table service, it's fine. Went out and came in about 20 minutes late, except cold. Yeah, it was a bit chilly last night, wasn't it? So that was quite annoying, but it was lovely out there. Yeah, it's gorgeous, isn't it? Next time it's sunny, we need to remember about that. Yeah.

Because it kind of came back to me when I was on the train into town, I thought, fuck, we should go there. And it's a nice crowd as well. It was lovely crowd. Busy for a Thursday night as well, I thought. Really? Mm-hmm. It's like a little secret spot, I think.

It was really good vibes. So no one go. Yeah, let's cut that out. Keep it to ourselves. No, it was so good, I enjoyed it. So that's what I was doing. I also got my hair done yesterday. Yeah, it was lovely.

So I went out with like a fresh blow dry. It was, I've never really done that. You were like, hello, baby. I'm ready for some spicy masks. The girls were like, have you had your hair done? Did you do that at your shelf? I was like.

I've obviously had it done. Can't do it blow dry. No, it's a graft on the old biceps. It is. It is. I don't have the tools for it, but what I will tell you is I've ordered new shampoo and a new brush.

Okay, name them. Bondi boost. Oh yeah, you have to let me know how that is. My hairdresser, Collette said, get Bondi boost. She's... You sell that in TK. Max, you know? Do they, fucker, just be about 40 quids for the bundle? And it's big, huge, huge...

humongous bottles. Can a black and white bottle? I don't know. Are you thinking about the colourful one? I'm not sure. That was a thing about it. No, that was hair boost, wasn't it? It was definitely Bondi something.

Interesting. But she said with other clients who, because I was basically saying I think my hair's getting thin. But you know, I just picket things. Anyway, and she was like, it doesn't feel thin, but I know what you're saying. But then once she'd, like, done it, she was like, doesn't feel thin anymore,

but mine just goes thin and limp when it needs washed. Yeah. Like it feels so different. Sometimes you just need a good old blow dry with a bit of volume. I know, exactly that. Anyway, a few of her clients who might be like struggle with hair growth in certain areas or whatever. Nothing's ever worked for them but then they got Bondi Boost and they've seen a huge improvement. And she would never use anything else she'd.

Wow. So I thought I'll try it. Why not? Give it a bit of bash. So I got that and then I also ordered a new, because obviously I got that expensive brush but then I fucked it with the hair again. So that pulls out half my head of hair every time I brush my hair because it's all tangled. So I got a new brush but not that. It's had Denman one.

Oh, they're really nice. But similar shape. It's meant to be like a jupe really of the one we got. Well, the Denman's the original. They're the OGs. Well, yes. But not like the one with the grey bits. Okay.

Yeah, got it. Got you. So that's my hair journey starting. The new. Yep. And I only just got a few wee brightened face frames. I'm going to grow my natural colour out, a good bit more. Nice, yeah.

And that'll keep it a bit healthier as well. Do you what I think it is? see because I'm curving it in with the straighteners I'm like straightening my hair with like every inch of its life every part of my hair is getting straightened see if I tall my hair it gets a quick whip round it and like big thick sections so it's not as

bad on my hair Do you use heat protector? No I don't use fucking in well you need to use the GHD ones really good sometimes actually I use some leave-in conditioners and I've been using Money Mist I like that so nice isn't it which it might have heat protectant in it maybe I'm sure it does

I think it does, you know. Yeah. So it's UV on the front. Yeah. Yeah. So I do use stuff like that, but I don't have like a specific heat protector product, you know? So anyway, that's my update in the old Barnet.

That's good. That is good because hair growth journeys take so long. You have to commit. Mm-hmm. I remember when I first started working with Grow Gorgeous in like 2020, I think. And I was like, I'm committing that. My hair was terrible, you know. Do you remember?

I look back at pictures now. In fact, it's actually on my hair highlight on just Jess, I'm sure. You can see it. And I'm in the video, like, I've been using Gregorges for four weeks, and look at how nice it is. I'm like, hon, what the fuck? Yeah. It's just...

Compared to now. Compared to now, but I think that's just consistent use of sticking with the same sort of thing. Obviously, I add different syrums and things now and again, and hairbrushes, lack of heat. I think that phase of, like, slick back bun definitely helped grow it because it wasn't using any heat, but then it didn't help the hairline, Jesus Christ. Like, I've hardly been doing it. my hair up and I used to all the time.

If I was another person, I would be looking to me and thinking, where the fuck did your hair go? What? I mean, I don't think that's all. My hair was literally down to hair and so thick at one point. It was really long, but then you chopped it all off. I know, but did it?

You were like, I'm a horse girl. We can, everyone will know. You list head on the podcast about 500 times. I know, but I don't think I chopped it like dramatically. You did, you chopped a lot off. It was so long and then you went, whoop. I don't remember that stage.

But the other thing is I've put layers in. Yeah. So naturally it feels thinner at the bottom. That's why you need to try and style it though. I know, it's just difficult. It's difficult. Anyway, we'll get there. Boring. Shut the fuck up, you're boarding me.

I want to talk to you about something that I'm absolutely obsessed with. And you are going to be. Guys, have you all got your hands on the cosmetic consult, miracle cryo eye masks yet or what? Because I'm so obsessed with them. I'm going to put mine on. Okay dokey I'm gonna put mine on too

What's been for Zos Right I need them to do If you're looking on YouTube Look at the size of these bad boys By the be they're massive I spoke about it on my story Every the day

And our friend texts in the group chat Like So wait The Cosmetic Consult eye masks Are not a pyramid scheme And I was like What are you talking about? No

Why would you say that? Because everyone's loving them I says Because they are that good And I'm gonna be honest Right Zos I'm not someone that ever thought they really worked.

Same. I didn't really get the hype. It just makes me feel like I've got my shit together if I put these on. But I like how big they are and how clear they are. And also what direction do you put them on in? So I pop them in.

There, it's on the front there look. So the thin bit closest to your eyeballs. Sorry, that makes no sense. The thin bits closest to your tear ducts. Your tear ducts are all over your eye or not? I don't know if that makes sense either. Your tear duct is that bit there. Really? I thought they were all over now.

I don't know if I'm going to be able to do this without... Maybe they are. When you're able to see? Ooh. So nice. So basically, they're sold out bloody everywhere, you know, but there's a back-in-stock notification when I linked it, and I think you can pre-order them now.

Well, as of when you listen to this, you can definitely pre-order them. You get four in a pack. I love that. And it's basically cryo is, you know what, there's cryo chambers that you get where it's absolutely freezing cold? I was driving, wearing them, and the air-cours. was blasting on them and it was making them extra cold and it was absolutely gorgeous.

I can already feel them getting freezing. That looks really good on you by the way. They're massive. They are, aren't they? And top tip, put them in your freezer before you put them on. By the way, they feel good. And they've got nice enumai

to brighten and improve the look of even texture. Copper tripeptide to help support the skin's healthy appearance. Caffeine, we all know that caffeine's really good caffeine serum's from your eyes. So visibly energize and refresh the look of tide under eyes, sodium hyaluronate, to hydrate and visibly plump the underwrite area

and peptides to support smoother looking skin. Fucking gorgeous. Keep it on for 20 minutes. Right, let's do this Oz. Let's put them on for the rest of the pod. Let's do it. I feel like it's maybe too close to my eye. Oh, it feels so nice.

But this is lovely when you're hung over, by the way. I'm having a wonderful time. They look so good on you. It's like the outfit? I feel like I just need to sit back, relax and enjoy the show now. You can be the show. No one needs cucumber these days, honey. We've moved on.

They actually feel unbelievable. No, I'm sorry, this is such a sleigh. Look at them, guys. They're actually attractive, I think. Yeah, they are, aren't they? Wow. I saw Molly May had them on her vlog as well. I think that's why my friend said that, she went,

because Molly May's got them in this week's vlog. I'm like, well, that would be perfect if you're pregnant because you get pure puffy, and it will... Can you feel that coldness on your skin? I'm having a great time. How nice is that? So, yeah, get that. We'll link it on this week's newsletter,

but we'll also link it on our stories and get signed up to that. I think it's 3499 for a pack of four. Yeah. And then I'm not sure what it is for a price of eight, but I do know they do packs of four and eight. And it's a gorgeous pack of. Wow.

I love that. But we always speak about the pads. The pads. And I'm really, really, really. I've just, I've had a spray tan yesterday. Did she get a spray tan? She did a great job, didn't she? Mm-hmm.

She did a real light sprit some of her hands. Is Nicola? Nicola. Yeah. You love you, Nicola. Nicola's the best at Harroddardinston guys. I know we speak about it all the time, but she's so fucking good. She said she was back to back.

Back to bloody back. Anyway, so I have noticed that I've got the bumps in the backs of my arms. So you used to speak about it all the time because I used to work with Ameliaate. And that stuff is so good, right? And it's basically keratosis Polaris, which, A lot of people get, but I'm noticing a lot more, especially with my arms out in summer. You do get it, you just notice some days you've got it, I think,

because sometimes I feel that my arms are rough. A bit like strawberry skin. Strawberry skin, but the body version of the cosmetic and salt miracle transformation pads, which we're giving away, by the way, to everybody with a ticket at the wellness event, which will have been and gone by the time you listen to this. I hope it was good. Hope you enjoyed it.

It gets rid of it. So I wish I could do it, but I've put on bloody debate tan now, cry. I don't want it to pull it off. Yeah, because that well exfoliate that off actually. Yeah. Annoying. But anyway, the pads are great. What we've been up to then? So we went to, we went to Eila. We went back to Eila. We went to Ela again. Not with Logan Air. I'll share everything on my story, but we basically went back with Bunahavin whiskey distillery for a collaborative, what? A collaboration with Wilder Kitchen. Yep.

very cool event basically when I was there I shared it on my story that it looked really cool and people should go Zowa used to work with them and she got a message from the lovely girl Dawn

who works with them and just said we would love to bring Jess out there and would you like to come along too so it was really cool yeah it was really nice it was like no obligation for me to post anything obviously I did record it because it was so nice

and yeah they they sent us back out there just for 24 hours and it was really really fun just so quite an easy when you think about it. Yeah. The set up was gorge. We're not whiskey lovers, but...

Oh, we're not, we're to be tried. I mean, I'm trying my best to try more and more, and I can definitely tolerate it more so than you. Yeah, you've got a good six years on me right enough, as well, see. That's definitely hearing me into being a whiskey drinker, isn't it? Yeah, you're getting closer. Do you know what it was for me as well?

See, because we started at like 11 in the morning. I think it's just, you know, when something just flings you off the scent for the rest of the day, anything you then put... I'm sorry, me and you just saying here with these eye masks on. I know, I've thought about it a few times. I'm trying not to get the giggles about it. And it just threw me off.

Like anything I put in my throat for the rest of the day, I was just about like, I just didn't have the right taste for anything. What was it called? It was the fash, fash or something? Fashe. Fasher. It was the Gaelic version of. It's a full week of whiskey festivals.

And it's huge. Everyone all over the world comes over to it. All the distilleries have a day. it's for them in their whiskey. And there's like, there's a nine distilleries on the island. So it's like, basically nine days long.

Yeah. So we went to Lafroid. Was it at first? Which they said, if you're not a whiskey drinker, Lafroid whiskey is the smokiest you can probably get on the island. Hardest one to start with, basically.

Yeah, and Zoe was like, oh, but they did this like really nice whiskey ploma and this cherry sour. I love the cherry one. Then we did a bit of archery. I was half cut at this point. By the way, I was honestly impressed by us doing that.

You still get a bruise. Look at that. You see it? No, for a second there, I thought your tattooed, a bruise. Yeah. That long. Yeah. War wins.

And I also had a bloody leather glove on. I still whacked myself. We weren't bad. I mean, we only missed the board once each. Yeah. Which I think is quite impressive for people who have never done archery before. Yeah, it was quite fun, actually. And I got 10 points, you get 9.

Yeah, she was loving that. So I won. I thought you were going to win, and I was getting quite hot and bothered about that. There was no way. I was going to win. I was steaming. I mean, you were... She turned in and she was like, I'm drunk. I was not because I was sipping my cocktail as if it was to last me for about three years.

Yeah, it was tragic. And then we were trying our best to try and spot dolphins because the guy had teases and said there was dolphins here yesterday. We didn't see any. No. Fuming. I just really want to see a dolphin. I'm going to Barra next week, guys. You are?

We, Richard and Jensen. This one's going to be a family trip. This one is with Loganair. So I'm looking forward to that. I can't wait to land on the beach. The only commercial flight in the whole world where you land on the beach. That's lovely. It's here in Scotland, guys.

Yeah. Maybe that freaks me out. Maybe it doesn't. I'll let you know. Do you know what? The landing on the beach isn't what freaks me out. It's the thought of having to drag my wheelie case up on the sand. Oh, yeah.

Can't be harsh with it? Mine does try to drag Jensen's pram across the sand. Yeah, it was tough going to. At least Richard will be there. He can do all that heavy lifting nonsense. What heavy way? For you girly pops? And then we went to Miss Winnie's first birthday party.

That was cute, didn't we? So cute. Jillie's daughter, Winnie is one today, actually, when I'm recording. The Begg One. She is currently in Greece at the moment, so they're having a great time in the sun. But do you know what I was thinking would be really great? Because I get this question a lot. A lot, a lot.

And I will probably do like a guide on like my LTK or something for this. But I get a lot of messages from people that aren't parents for either newborn essentials, which I think we've discussed before, but first birthday presents, like, they're like, Jess, my best friend's kids turning one, I have no idea what to get them, what's Jenston into.

Or Jess, my child's the same age as you, what's he into? So I thought it would be quite good for me. I'll maybe do it next episode. I'll list you like maybe 10 things, smaller budget with the budget for moms listening or friends with, I don't know, maybe like a niece or nephew, whatever.

Just give you some ideas of what he's into. I know every single baby's different, but there are some really good things that I think he's getting good use out of and things he got for his first birth that he doesn't really give a shit about. But there's also things that he got for like when he was born that is only now starting to enjoy. That is the thing. I think it just depends what takes her fancy that day, isn't it?

Yeah. But I got Whitney something basically and I just thought, what can I get her? And I got her something that Jensen's into. So, and what he's getting the most use out of. So I thought I'll share a few things next week, yeah? Yeah. And we can do that.

I thought that would be quite handy for you all, for y'all. And then we can add to the newsletter. Talking of the newsletter, we wanted to talk about Patreon. Patreon for a wee minute. So, came to our attention that some of our new members are being charged an increased fee that we were not aware of, right? Logged in. And it seems like Patreon are adding on an iOS 1 pound 50 flat rate fee on top of the price that we see. set it and you also have that on top of that because it's basically an American company.

There's a lot of things that we've had to fiddle around on the back end because of the conversion rate due to dollar pound. So everyone pays like a little bit different each month with the VAT. Anyway, it is five pounds a month. We want to get that straight. Plus Vat. So we set it at I think, let's say, £4.42 I think it was in the hope that the VAT would make it up to quid. Yeah. Sometimes it's a little bit over depending on the conversion of the dollar to the pound.

However, we've been noticing that people are paying like even £7.50. Some people are paying £9. Guys, we are not charging you that, okay? We're not charging you that. Yeah, but we would never. We would never. Unless you were getting...

Like, basically one of my friends messaging me is to say, Jess, like I've had to cancel my membership because I've changed my cards. I'm rejoining and it's different. And I was like, that's not right. That is not right. I don't want you all thinking that either. And we really want you all to join us over there, but it is five pounds. Yeah.

So we have a little bit of digging. And if you sign up to Patreon on the web browser, not the app, you will get it for five pounds plus fat. Or five pounds, let's say. Yeah. Around about that. So. So don't do it through the app. No.

Just sign up on the web browser and then download the app and then log in with your details and then it's fine. Yes. Okay. But what I find crazy is if it's £1.50, right, for the flat rate fee, why are they charging people that every single month? Yeah, because you've already signed up through the app so why is it a monthly fee?

Unsure, we had no idea this was happening, so if you're already on Patreon and you are paying a higher fee, then we would recommend canceling and rejoining. You better rejoin, guys. But only if you're going to rejoin.

Please. And we will be watching names. We can see names. Also, you get 10% off if you buy a yearly subscription. It's a cheaper option for you there. But, yeah, please do that. I don't want,

basically, that money isn't going to us, essentially. We don't know where that extra money is going, so fucking don't pay

that guys. Yeah, no, we're not benefiting from it because if we were with it, you're telling you. But we don't want you,

we don't want you paying that. It's not what, it's not what we set it as, we get to set that price. So, yeah, so to reiterate, you get a side dish

every single week on a Friday. You get extra blog content, you get early access to events, you get the group chats, you've got booked and busy as well as a normal group chat

and binged and busy we can always create new chats if you want yeah you also get your monthly giveaways yeah this month was a Space and K bundle Space and K bundle we picked our $150 pound gift voucher yesterday

it came through my post this morning actually I might hand deliver that to her you know I won't say her address but she's close by that would be lovely yeah I'm going to do that why don't we put some balloons on you Oh, fucking hell. Like up. Yeah. And we could do like, we could get a wee moment.

We've handled I've had a prize before. You did the Kindle. Yeah, the book package and it was to a lovely listener's dad because she was in holiday or something. It was a very lovely experience. Was it? Yeah, it was lovely. Aw.

I enjoyed myself. So yeah, that's what you get. But if you are being too much, then you can sort that out. I sent in a really cute picture as well into the chat yesterday, so have a wee look if you've not. inside joke though you can't you can't see it

your only patron girl he's know about it so sorry so Zoe I saw a funny TikTok

I'm back on TikTok thank God because I send you some good fucking videos but what I will say is you know that did they call it hate us

I don't know that break that I had oh right yes I hate us yep it's really it's really helped

the addiction to go on to the app if that makes sense. Like I've forgot about it. Yeah, and you still kind of forget about it sometimes. Yeah, I think it's really helped minimise the doom scrolling. Well, it has. I've barely go on it. So, I saw this.

It's quite fucking funny, actually. It's a creator called, she's called S-F, actually. She's Welsh. And she said. Clothing, clothing. I'll start again one sec. Can we go back to calling clothing

clothing and jewelry jewelry and not everything's a piece. So me piece is our designer. Like you're not going to Primat for pieces. Do you don't mean? Like why are you saying I just picked up this piece from Primat? That's not a piece boo. It's a top. Right.

So I basically... It's not a piece booth. So I was fucking pissed and I thought that's so funny. And I was reading the comments. And it's other people coming to things that really bother them that people say. Yeah. Gold hardware. It's literally just a zip. I can't stand bits. I went to Primark and there are so many cute bits.

Oh, I thought main bits. This is a great one. Resetting the house. It's fucking tidying. Now, this is the one I say. And I pick this up in a different colour way. It drives me mad. I do say that a lot. Color me? Yep. And that is because as an ex-fashioned girly, that's all I could ever, I was allowed to call it in the head office. Like I had to always say, like, we need to do this in five different colour ways.

Okay. Like, it's just kind of embedded in me to say that. And I still say it now. As a friend, I'm like, you need to get that in a different colour way. It's like, shut up. Yeah, just see colour. Just get in a different colour. Okay, I've never noticed that.

Have you not? No, I don't think so. I'm really sorry to anyone that's heard me say that on the pod and thought, what the fuck you're talking about? What else is there that people get annoyed by? I love this game. Yeah, I thought you'd love this. Someone's right, I'm too Scottish for this chat.

He's a sandwich. I don't know why, but co-ords irk me so much. I can get that, actually. Yeah, I can get that. Going in with drives me nuts. So now I'm going in with the foundation. I'm just going to go in with a little bit of this eyeshadow here. And not everything is an investment.

It's just a purchase. Someone's wrote going, Tesco Hall. No, it's a food shop. Price punt. It's just the price, hun. Price point. Yeah, okay. Picked it up instead of bought it.

Don't walk, run to get the viral buttery yellow piece. It's so buttery soft. I'm obsessed. I felt like I could have said that myself. Why can I not think of any? I'm pairing this with a short. No, they are shorts. What is a short?

As it's like such social media lingo, isn't it? And why is every? viral. That's true. Staple piece. Mm-hmm. No, what's the other thing? She's so cute talking about a T-shirt.

Oh yes, calling things like she, yeah. I quite like that. Or this little number, it's a dress, love. Oh, because you know what? I'm not as bothered by these. No, I'm not. I'm not. I quite enjoy that sort of content, so I don't mind a wee a wee bit of romanticised

in your t-shirt, you know what I mean? That's so fucking funny. Anyway, that's all I've got on TikTok for you apart from the fact that Katie Price's husband's still missing. But then apparently it's for a documentary. Yeah, we've heard inside gossip that it's all fake. Do you know what I'll tell you right now? She's the only thigh gap I don't want.

What do you mean? Well, anyone else with a thigh gap, I wish I had it and I don't want hers. What was it like? Too big. Too big. She's really slim, though, didn't she? Looks her in this at the moment. It's actually a shame.

She's fucked. Do you know what it is with Katie Price, right? I think I actually really like her, you know. And I think she's an incredible mum. She's been through so much shit with so many men. Yeah. they're really nice, right? Yeah, I don't need that.

But the girl is so, she, the woman, she was so beautiful, right, when she did Playboy back in the day. She looks exactly like princess, actually. And then society's made her feel like she needs to constantly change herself, bigger boobs, bigger boobs,

facelift, and then she's kind of gone that one step too far now, I think, where she's had the facelift, and now she looks absolutely nothing like herself. She can't even close her lips. No, I know. You look at it and you think it's so sad that,

but you've done that to yourself, because she was so beautiful and how much money she'd have been charging why aren't surgeons stepping in and saying Katie like why is nobody helping her? I know. How can she function with those boobs? They're so big.

They're fucking massive and they just sit there and the rest of her's tiny. Yeah. Tiny me thing. It's a shame. It really is a shame but then she's going out for

she's surrounding herself for these fame-hungry men. He's clearly a catfish. Yeah, because he's AIs doesn't he? Well, yeah, he puts his face on other people's pictures and things

And stuff Who is he put his face on? Hebsworth guy One of the Hempstworth brothers And the gym he put his face on the body And you know, I've seen videos of him on our stories And he's still a decent looking guy Like he's not terrible at all

He's just not as perfect as he looks on AI But he's gone missing Or what do you think that is? I don't know because he was meant to turn up going like this morning with her and then he just didn't turn up. I don't know, you know. I feel sorry for, I wonder what a kid's think like. Didn't.

With the marriage thing. Weren't they in her program or one of their own programs and Princess was saying like she loves her mum and they have a great relationship? She couldn't speak highly of my mum because she was friends with the daughter of Kerry Katona. Yeah. And they were both saying like how their mum grew up

in that sort of naughty's era of where it was just body shamer on the front of like okay magazine and yeah and i think she feels sorry for her mom like i think she feels bad for her but then she's also said i just will never do anything of that because i can see like how it's fucked my mom up yeah which is a shame i really hope princess never touches herself no i know like injections and stuff but that's what i was going to say it's a shame that her mom has had to get in such a state for her to think that it equally it's kind of a good thing for her yeah because then she won't be tempted because she's like look how easy it is to go to are. Yeah. So maybe she'll be fine. She's a Gorgeby girl.

She's beautiful, isn't she? She's the best eyelashes ever seen. Hair is phenomenal. Do you know what? Fairfuckster being called princess because she genuinely looks like one. She does. Mysteries. I also learned listen to Paris Fury on Jamie Lang's podcast that all of her sons are called Prince. Same! That's hilarious. They're all called Tidesons. We can't call one Prince and not all of them. Not others, yeah. So it's their middle name names are like Adonis and shit And did you see people absolutely

sagging Molly May for going to that wedding and saying that she didn't make an effort with a hair and she wore black? I think people need to give that girl a break. Me too. Shut the fuck up. Seriously. I've seen a lot of people making videos about it and Taylor her best pals been commenting on them all. Has she saying what?

Like she's just like Molly's the kindest human like inside and out. She's literally about to push a kid out and she like still flew over on her own with her two, three-year-old. And she said um, that Bambi had the best time. Yeah. With all her cousins dressing up like a princess.

Why have you thought to people care by me? Also, what's wrong with wearing black to... I've wore black to a wedding before. I'm sure I have. I think it was a slackback that she clearly had done herself and people were bothered that she hadn't had her hair and makeup done. But she said she had had a hair done and she changed, she didn't like it so she changed it last minute.

Purefax. And also she said, it's not about me. It's about Venezuela for a start and I'm also there for my daughter. No, I know. To be with all her family. And I had the best time. also she like listen the girl can't do right for wrong

she unless she had a head on a big bouncy blow people were like oh she that's too much attention on her exactly or she wore like a big frock she's literally about to pop a child out any freaking second in the height of summer I know shut up I honestly hate people like that you know so I'm with you Molly Hen

we're with you Molly Hen we're with you we're with you dying that hill How do you do you do the Glasgow audience sounds? We're talking about Siena Spiro guys If you went, I'm so jealous The Glasgow audience at her show I'm so proud to be Scottish

When it comes all the time actually But when it comes to concerts and things We are the best audience You know every single singer Says that by the way That Scottish crowds are the absolute best And it's funny because I've got a couple of friends who have went to see people

in other countries so like Harry Styles in Paris I can't remember who and what else and they're like it's the concert's just not as enjoyable because the crowd aren't giving it anything Yeah Which is true But don't you think that about concerts though

When everyone's just done there recording I would be said that about Coachella But I'd be so frustrated I'd be like guys come on I need you to give me some buzz You're part of the experience The audience is part of the experience. You need to give back to keep them hyped up, keep them going.

Because imagine how that is to do your first ever, like a big gig, yeah. Let's say you're doing your first ever hydro show. And you're absolutely famous as hell. Especially in this era, you'd probably be like viral quote and fucking TikTok famous. Your songs are on every single bloody video. You come out and everyone is shouting,

but they're all on the phone. You can't see anybody's facial reactions. Excuse you. I'm talking. I don't know. For me, it's just like, what a kill joy. Like, imagine being back in the day and you were like a rock star.

You're coming out and everyone's buzzing. It would be so good. I know. I think that as well. I can even be that. We got a viral video talking about that about our live music. We've got a lot of people coming on that. A lot of live singers.

But do you know what? I was shocked. Well, I'm not shocked about the average Joe Likers saying that they agree. Yeah. But I was actually shocked at a lot of singers and musicians saying they are. agree.

They agree with it that they don't like that time stuff that they're in or something. Yeah and they're probably in an atmosphere that they can tell they're in the wrong atmosphere in that moment. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like you'll be able to tell when you go on I was going to say a stage but you know what I mean?

Like in a pub and the crowd's not wanting live music you could tell that. Yeah. And by the way just to say I don't not like live music I'm just sick of it being everywhere. No, you're not talking about... I actually love a live singer. You're not talking about a concert or a gig.

No, but I'm not even talking about in every pub either. I think some... Like, see, one of the comments was the Wonderbar effect, and I'm like, exactly. Because Wonderbar started doing it, we loved it. Everyone went to Wonderbar. People obviously wanted to get their business back, so they introduced live music,

so they were another option to people. That's the problem. Now, everyone's, like, trying to steal it back. And they're also quite similar. Mm-hmm. The similar songs, similar sort of style of music. Like, I would love it if someone got up and they just did a completely different,

their version maybe of a song. Yeah. Be a bit more creative with it. Like, Wonderbar is that sort of like... Taylor's Way of Love Story. It is that. That is that sort of venue. Wonderwall Oasis.

The Grofner and Ashen Lane then started doing that. That's not that kind of venue. It's got a fucking disco wall hanging. Yeah. Like, bring the vibes up. Get a singer in, but why not be a bit more like disco? but you also made a good point about the time though you said you're giving me the bangers and then you're putting on him

like how about you put him on it like between like five and seven or in the day when we can all have sit and have a conversation and then we're all a little bit piss and we want to dance and we're not bothered about a conversation because nothing makes sense by that point well exactly then let's go and dance I totally was with you on that honey I've got a little kitchen update

let's hear it I have finally picked a kitchen after so much back and forth. It's a large expense, but I've decided to go with the one that I love the most. And yeah, I'm really happy with my choice. I'll let you all know. I'm going to take some videos of the progress and everything like that. But yeah, I'm going with,

it's like a more of a bespoke company. My work top is from Decrestone, which I've had a seamless, seamless service. Nice. I'm going with quartz with a nice, I think it's called Ball. noses, like the edging. All that fancy talk, I'm not sure, but it's really gorgeous.

No idea what that means. You know how you have a worked-up, right? And it could have like different sort of shaped around the edges. So you have like little like ridges. Yes. Like you can have two that go out like that or you can have like three. It's basically just a bit more of like a nice effect of the edging. It's a bit more expensive to have that, of course.

So I'm going for that. I've had all panel in done in my house by Gary from GSJ. joinery. I speak about him quite a bit on this podcast, but he, him and his team did the most amazing panelling, by the way, how it's all curved and bent around, because it's an old house and like, yeah, it's really gorgeous how he's done that. So I definitely recommend him for any joinery work as well. He's building me some seating and I went to a place called altered images in Southside yesterday to pick up some fabric because they're going to make me a seat. So they were really good. His name was Stevie. Did you get your fabric? Well, he gave me some two

books to go away with. Did I show you them? No. No. So I'm going to go for, I think, like a ticking stripe, undecided on the colour, and then I'm, basically I want like three hanging cushions on like an antique brass bar where I sit back and then like a long cushion on my bum. Mm-hmm. I think I want the cushions to be gingham. Yeah. And then the seat to be ticking stripe. Yeah. Same colour way, sorry, same colour as each. Yes. So let's say. So let's say it was like a, for example, it was like a sage green and a cream. It would be that in both the prints. Yeah. So a little bit of a contrast, make it a bit exciting. Then I'm not sure, and then I'll paint the booth and ice colour to tie in with the V-grove panelling that I'm

going to have around the kitchen rather than kitchen tiles. I'll have kitchen tiles within my Arga bit, the oven. But I don't think I'm going to have tiles around the kitchen. I think I'm going to have the V-grove panelling, which is just basically like the straight panelling. Nice. And paint that a nice colour. So yeah, I'm excited. I'm feeling like I'm getting a bit creative again with it. And, you know, when you have something done, you have to get a bit of a boost to do some more stuff.

Once one project starts, you're ready to go. Yeah. It's just getting something started. Yeah, exactly. Especially when it's a big expense as well. It's like, do I need it, do I not? But I want it, but do I need it? Like it's wiped out now.

I've got no bloody cash left. It's so expensive guys. But hey-ho. A kitchen's a big job, though, and it's worth it. It is worth the expense. Yes. We did some we did some weeding yesterday in the garden, got a little table and chairs,

just like a little one from B&M, just to sit out. We had Al Fresco past her last night at half fucking 9pm. Oh, God, but you must be freezing at that point. It's funny because you said that you're on that rooftop, and I was like, I know that because I was outside. Yeah, and you're just pretending it's still hot. But yeah, that's on me update for you on the house front.

Lovely stuff. Yeah. I just want to get some nice garden furniture, I think. Mm-hmm. Just for the other seating bit. I saw someone share Asda And I think it was Asda

Yep Because Hannah Who does our socials She got one from Asda Beautiful like black and white striped cushions Nice So nice And it was like

I think it was like 300 pounds It was pricey But no Like garden furniture guys Is so expensive But what was that though Two seats and two single seats And a table

Yeah I think that's great For that Well yeah It was really good Right So She's helped send me the link As a few weeks ago

And then I saw Ruby Rose Eadie share it on her story and maybe that's who you're thinking of. No, I think it was Georgia Haboo. Oh. I think she shared one. I feel like she maybe said it was under 500, but again it was like the couch. Yeah.

And then a couple of seats and maybe a table as well. Right, I'm going to do that then. I'll see if it's still on her story. Georgia Asda. Garden furniture guys. We'll have a look at that then. That'd be lovely. I'll be round.

Absolutely freaking looting, darling. My friend's coming over on Monday to help you with the weed in because maybe actually some of your listeners can help me because I don't know anything about gardening, really. I don't. No, I don't. The previous owners were definitely green fingers. They've got so many lovely plants that are quite low maintenance

and they've bloomed and the garden looks amazing. But there's lots of other stuff in between. I'm like, is that a weed? Yeah. Is that a daffodil? Because isn't a daffodil a weed? What flabre is it that's actually a weed? I think it might be daffodils.

Bluebells. Or it might be. daisies. There's something that you think, oh, that's lovely flower and people like that's actually weed. Oh. Anyway, so she's going to help me,

but you know at the back of my house behind that little shed that I've got, there's the closed bit that I want to make into some sort of allotment. And I shared in my story a few months ago and perhaps I made it for you. I bought some rhubarb for like eight, nine quid.

Oh, yeah. And people message me like, that's crazy, like you should grow your own. But grow it around now for next winter. And it's, free basically. You get loads of it. So I want to start

I want to know what's a good time to start planting things like potatoes, tomatoes, strawberries and rhubarb and how do I do it? I want to get like a planter made and someone just to help me

like does anyone do that like a consultation gardener can help me. I mean probably I couldn't tell you one thing about it I'm afraid I know and it's just something

I don't ever see myself getting into but you never know. You absolutely will when you've got your own garden. Do you know what it is for me? I'm just that kind of person who would just rather pay someone to do everything and that's not because I've got the money by the way that's just because I fucking have knee patience to do it myself. I know same though Zoe. Like anything that can just take it off my plate, no pun intended. I would rather you just did. I would rather spend my last penny on you cutting that grass and doing it myself. I'd just kind of be asked for it. But I do think you're right.

Once you're like out of your first flat and you've maybe got a home with a garden and you're enjoying your space. Yeah, and you probably would get. I could definitely plant some things that I know are going to come back every year. Yeah. But I think I would find it difficult always having to plant and then it's like the dye and then we're having to do it again every summer. Like when do I water them? Do I water my plants? You probably don't need you much here because we get rain.

But I think you still do sometimes. It's a hose though. You know I've got one of those like rainfall collectors as well which is quite cool. Wow. It's like a big, what's it called? Like a compost bit almost and it collects the rainfall with a little tap at the bottom so you can connect your hose to it so you're using rainfall rather than your water in your house.

And obviously rainfall must have different things inside it to help plants as opposed to tap water, right? Because it's like natural. The people that had your house before really like, they loved that house. I know. And I don't know how to describe it. It's almost like they were in like a fairy tale land.

Do you know what I mean? Like everything you could stand on. That's why. They were living in a fairytale land. I know, it's fucking perfect. But like everything that you, like, say you walked into a garden, you'd be like, oh fuck, there's no hose, you've got a hose. They've already got like a wee outhouse thing that you can use. It's like painting in the most beautiful colour.

Like it's all, it's very set up already, the garden especially. Yeah. Yeah. Loads of be like bits, like wee nooks and crannies that are like already there. I've got like a hydrangeer flipping arch. Yeah. And I've got a big white rose arch bush. that's like blossoming now.

I'm like, what the fuck? All bluebells at my drive. Did you see them? Yeah. And when they wrote me like a handover note thing as well, it's so cute. They wrote so much about it because they take so much pride in their garden.

And they told me at every stage of when to cut back stuff or what's going to bloom at what month. But even like they've got two things outside that hold wood for the fire. Yeah. And cold bunker? Do you know what I mean?

Like a lot of people would just keep them in a bag in the garage. but they've got like bits for everything there's bits for everything bless them I love that though because it's made like

the garden life a lot easier definitely yeah anyway that's a big expense as well gardening like it's see if you had to like time expense

put grass down or something like that landscaping which was like we should maybe tarmac this drive and I was like absolutely not

do you understand how expensive that would be and also I like the stones it's the look of the house oh yeah I agree He's just probably doing that because he's got a bloody gym in his garage

and he's wanting to do some fucking burpees on it. Does he want an ashotaph as well? Honestly, it wouldn't shock me. How's your eye masks holding up, Zaz? Brilliant. I didn't put much concealer underneath, by the way, guys, if you're thinking to yourself, like, putting it over makeup, like, I think it's definitely going to work in the area that I am intended.

They feel good, and also, like, they're maybe slipping a wee bit, but, like, usually they end up right down my face. Yeah, me too. They're actually holding on I think I'll look weird without these now So your new personality Right let's finish with a wee dilemma Are you ready for this?

What's been a lot on someone's plate? Let's hear it What has been a lot Okay I got married in August 2025 And a month later my best friend Who was also my made of honour Cut me out her life After being friends for 10 years

Planned my hand out was there through everything together Told me we were sisters for life and rides or dies for her then to cut me out of her life with no word. She's not spoken to me since September and has now removed me off every social media platform

and has not given me a reason as to why she's done this. It's been so hard I felt like I've had to mourn a friendship. She was such a big part of my life and now it's like she never existed. I've tried to reach out and I just get ignored every time

what would you do? What the fuck by the way? What would I do? I mean there is if she's sane there's definitely a reason as to why she's done that though I know

there's got to be a reason she's been told something I think I would go to a door me too like if you this is me and you right so you're my best friend that's nice

and that's nice with me on of this Friday you're my best friend and you've been my maid of honour at my wedding you planned everything we did it all together, blah, blah, blah. And then one day you've just stopped talking to me and then before I know it, you've removed me from all social media.

But what I'm saying to you is, Zoe, you would know that I've upset you in some way. She obviously doesn't know. Exactly. So I think there's been a miscommunication there. Somebody's told her something or she's seen something and read it wrong, obviously if you're completely innocent. But I would definitely go around to her house.

I would, because I think that as well, like that instant reaction is because she's heard or she's seen something that's like unforgivable. Yeah. And she doesn't even want to speak to you about it. She doesn't even want to give you the chance to explain anything. Or unless she's going through something really terrible right now and she's just having, I don't know. But what about like other friends or family?

Like if you need to say to them, do you have a little? Surely if you're that close to her, you've got a relationship with maybe a partner on hers or a sibling or a parent or something like that that you could reach out to and ask them, I think there's more to this than you realise, definitely I would 100% go round to her house

and say to her like, what have I done? Can we make this right? There's definitely something that you've heard that is not true. I think so. The only other thing I can think is like was the wedding and everything just like too intense and she just thought like.

Jealous? Maybe that or maybe she just, like, maybe you were a bit uptight on your wedding period and a bit of a bride zilla, let's just say, for example. And she's just thought, wow, like, I don't know if this friendship's for me now, but that's all. But you would just explain it, wouldn't you? I know exactly, but I'm just trying to think of, like, irrational reasons that she would fuck off and never speak you again. You know, Zoe, it's funny you say that we've actually had another dilemma in our inbox, a similar. let me read Alex it's really short

and somebody else had said this I've just listened to your latest heartbreak post currently going through the same situation and looking for advice now this is

heartbreak in terms of a relationship and not a friendship my wife woke up one morning after 18 years and said she felt like we were just friends and walked away packed up her stuff

and gone still no contact four weeks later listen to the usual advice it will get easier but nothing makes sense I'm really struggling here I can't tell you how much

that would drive me, like, mentally insane. And the first thing I would think of is, right, when it comes to a relationship, is somebody is, I guess, quite cowardly. They can't face up to their emotions and how they're feeling towards you. So their easiest thing for them to do and deal with is just walk away.

Yeah. But you've got to sort of face the music, right? You've got to tell somebody, especially because you're sitting there, constantly probably blaming yourself, going over and over things, constantly in your head, driving you absolutely insane,

when actually all somebody could have done is give you a simple explanation as to why, I fell out of love with you, right? And I'm leaving you. I don't know how to explain it to you anymore. I just don't love you anymore. At least that's something to give the person, the poor girl, some closure.

No, I know. And if this is the same scenario, a bit in a friendship, like she's just like, you know what, you're not right for me, you don't make me feel good, I'm just going to walk away and make her maybe just dwell on it

and think about it. I think it's quite evil for people to do this. I think it is as well. Because you are just leaving them with their thoughts and just the shock of it as well. I think it is different. Say for example, the friendship one

and something really bad does happen and they just don't eat. They'll be thinking, you don't deserve an explanation. I kind of get that. But I think when it's a relationship and it is just that they don't feel the same anymore, like that's all you have to say.

It's going to be a difficult conversation. Yeah. Something. Something. I know. Because it's so difficult for that person to then move on. And also, how awkward if you ever bump into each other then? There's just no closure in a situation if you don't talk it out. Because let's say you're so over it, right? And then five years later you bump into the exit of wedding.

Of course you're going to go up to me go, what was that all about, by the way? Like, rather than just being like, it's done, I've moved on, we've moved on. You don't have to bring up the past. Yeah. Like, you're over it, but you still don't have your reason. Yeah. So if you ever get that opportunity. you'd be asking the question.

One million percent? Yeah. So it just leaves it like open for you always which is what's a shame about it. Yeah. Because I think especially with breakups and things once you've got closure on a situation you can. It's like a mindset thing you can say like right

I know everything I need to know. I've asked everything I wanted to ask and now I can move on. I would honestly beat doors. We have said that before then we like just don't agree with ghosting. The unknown and like the out of my control issue with that

I would be knocking down doors even when on first time yeah even first dates let's say just tell them like it's not for me if you've seen that TikTok that's gone viral about the guy that sent the girl a voice note no fucking brutal it's

well after the first date to say he's not interested it is so brutal let me see if I can just play you a few seconds of it and we'll end this episode here you will piss so it says men and their egos so the girl wrote, thank you for dinner, let me know you get home okay.

And he put, you're welcome, you're a sweet girl. And then the next morning at 8am, she got this. Hey, listen, I'm going to be honest with you. Like, you're a nice girl, you're sweet, but, listen, you don't look nothing like your photos. Like, do you Photoshop them? Because honestly, I was so gutting, I was so glad Saturday. That's why I was so awful. I was just, oh, right, and I got, you got out as well, fucking.

I felt like an idiot. I felt like an idiot. Um, but yeah, man. Yeah, and like, you're fucking your voice, nothing like your personality. I thought like, fucking hell. I just like that special idiot, man. Can you actually cope with that?

Sorry about that annoying music in the background. Did he say in that I got your flowers and I was annoyed? Yeah. Now, part of me thinks, the up front, like, he would say that to his friends, right? He'd go away and be like, you'd just look nothing like a picture. Like, I'm mad that I've been catfish. But that is so,

rude but the bullsiness just to casually walk somewhere and be like you know I'm going to send her a voice note this morning and tell her she was a catfish and basically shoot her down to the ground and your voice looks nothing like your personality what's that all about? I'd be fuming I'd be absolutely like there's like there's one different ends of the

of like the scale here like you can be either so honest and rude or you can fully ghost come on we need to start meeting in the middle here I just think you don't need to see if you don't want to see someone again all you need to say is either like you make up a shite I'm not ready reason you actually don't need to be honest as such

because no one actually needs to know that you don't find me attractive or you thought I was boring as shit or you think of my catfish I actually don't need to know that just tell me you're not interested yeah like the honesty when you've only known someone for one day is actually not necessary when you think about it True. So then I know that our random guy who I met once thinks of my catfish, that's going to do nothing but make me fuming.

Yeah. But just say you're not interested, yeah. Like it's just hurt. Oh, so I stopped her and she looks great. Yes, you will. He's just doing talking stories with no filter on, like she would 100% look like that she does. Yeah.

He's just been a dick for that. Like that's not him being, okay, I'll be honest with you because you should be honest in life. He's been a dick. Anyway. Well, I hope you loved that we ate up a nice week. catch up a couple of dilemmas to finish off and if you're on Patreon

we'll see you on Friday and if you're not we shall see you next Tuesday bye guys bye guys