A Lot On Your Plate - S2 Ep5: Dragon Soop, Celebrity Spottings & Odd Nipples

Episode Date: March 7, 2023

This week on A Lot On Your Plate Jess tries Dragon Soop for the first time and we discuss both our and your celebrity stories, good and bad! Enjoyyyyy- - - - - - - - - -Follow us on IG @alotonyourplatepodYour HostsJess (@JustJessFood)Zoe (@ZoeQuinnnn)Produced ByCobalt Creative (@cobaltmediauk)For Business Enquiries - [e-mail] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Back to the podcast. That was good. Hi, Jess. Hi, Zuz. I've not seen you since the last episode. When was that? Last week.

A whole seven working days. Which is quite a long time for us at the moment. because we've been seeing each other every single day. Also, I feel like it worked. You did a bit of a round-up voice, not too many, and I actually really appreciated that. Yeah. I quite enjoy that.

I'm one of those people where I'm quite MIA on WhatsApp as it is, but when I go back to Lester, I really am MIA. You're gone. God, don't meet today one. Thank God. I have you on Find my friends because I just like to know that you're alive and moving.

She stalks me, everyone. You actually do? I was actually thinking another day, I'm surprised you've never been. like why do you still have me on it and why, because you don't have me on it. I don't even know that app exists anymore. I don't know why I've got you on it

but you're not, don't ever remove that because it's actually very helpful. For you just to know that I'm alive and kicking. Yeah, and if you're not replying to me and I go on and check it at home and then actually annoys me more because I'm like, why are you at home and you're still not replying?

But anyway, anyway. I'm using my toys. Right. It's too early an episode for that nonsense. Kidding. One of those episodes. here we go it wasn't really in the plans but

why not him I feel like we should begin with this lovely thing we have in front of us which is our spit or swallow for the week so there was a certain item I wanted to buy for the episode and I couldn't well I'm going to be

honest with you the shop didn't say it but I was also far too embarrassed to ask for it so we'll save that for maybe next week when I've plucked up some courage or we could get someone to get it for us yeah because I just didn't know how to ask for it. I just thought this is just, they're going to think, what the fuck, are you okay, hon? So, I decided to buy us both a dragon soup, which for anyone this on the podcast that isn't from Scotland,

would you like to describe it, though, because I've never had one before. This is my first time. I would describe this as, picture the scene, right? You're 15 years of age. Yeah. You're rebelling against your parents. It's a Friday night. You've been school all day. Yeah. And you're texting everyone in their granny's cousin to get your booze for the night. Ah, okay. Because you're too young and go at the shop. And this is what you'd get? You'd get two cans of dragon soup or, to be fair, I was more of a half bottle of vodka gal and I would just drink it straight. Just a quick hit. But I moved on to this at maybe an elderly age. But this is what my wee sister who is now actually 18 but just turned 18

would drink. She would have two of these. That's what I used to buy her when she was under age. I was a Lamborghini girl. I wasn't much I was just more the vodka How do I open this without putting my nails off I would also say it's like an alcoholic version of

Red Bull? Like Monster Yes because it's caffeinated right Yeah and I'm already 7.5% Oh I've got the Dark Fruit Punch I've got passion fruit and orange

Here we go And for the girl that said Don't eat through the micro We found this is for you. That's forgot about that. Enjoy. It is triggering though when people do eat with a mouth open, isn't it? Yeah, no, but we've got a podcast.

We talk about food and drinks, so do you know what? Yeah, Brett. We can lose a listener. Savage! A bit of Dutch courage. We're only joking. By the way. Wow, that's gorgeous.

I would turn my nose up at these. Jason will on an odd occasion have this as he's like, going to the football or whatever, and it's in his wee blue plastic bag for the shop, and I notice it, and I think it's time to move on. But what I will say is, that's actually delicious. Honestly, I can feel that my blood pumping through my veins. If you put that in, like, a cocktail glass,

and you had a wee raspberry in it and some ice. Gets like a swig of yours. You would say, wow, what a great cocktail. Mine's lovely, try mine. I'm assuming that's like dark fruit, strong-bow dark fruit, yours. Oh, mine's better than yours. What?

Yeah. What do you think? That's fuzzy black currant juice you've got. Fizzy Yovina. Wow, that is actually quite strong. Woo! Right, I had two added an extra that's got caffeine in and I'm shaking like a leaf, so this is just going to... The last time, we did a podcast involving alcohol. We started talking all sorts of more stuff.

Was that the outfit? Yeah. So here we go. What we've got in store today. We've got a juicy episode for you. How was your week, Zoe, first of all. I'd like to know everything you got up to since I wasn't around. Everything I got up to, I went out on Friday night, local vibes, quite quiet, angels, it's not where I said anymore. You went angels on a Friday night? I used, I went there religiously for about, honestly, I'm not joking, I don't think I missed a Friday night, apart from being on holiday for about two years.

It's actually where I met Jason twice. So you did, yeah. First time I decided not for me quite yet, and then the second time I thought, he's talking to a girl, I don't have a fancy him, do you know what I mean? Always the case. Anyway, went to Tinto tapas, tinto. I would say tinto, but I don't know if I'm just trying to make it, you know, fancy. Yeah.

Anyway, went there for dinner, lovely, nipped across the road to angels. Harry's bar was buzzing. A bit of an older crowd, but I'm not bothered by that. Then went into the other bit. It's usually when it all picks up and it just was as dead as a dodo. Was it quite young in there? 13-year-old, I would say. Well, seemed it to me, but they're probably 21.

Do you want me? Since living in Uringston, I always thought that when I'd moved there, I'd been angels every week. Bear of mind I am 32. But when I moved here, I was 26. So I used to go quite often, and I thought, you know what, it's going to be quite good.

Hand-on heart, I think I've stepped in that place twice since I've moved to Oettingston, partly because a year and half of it was through COVID. Yeah. I mean, I think when the sunny weather comes, or it's a different crowd, because you sit outside and you go earlier in the day and lovely.

but it wasn't happening so we thought we'll nip up the road to Caffty Fox Love it there but as we were going the taxi driver we no stops he took us because it's actually a longer walk than you believe right anyway it looked in dead I think it was because it was an old firm one

is the conclusion I've came to anyway he took us to Camp Hill and Bodwell literally full of 75 year olds I think that was average age and then we ended up Jason picked it up and took us to ML3 in Hamilton we just were chasing the night you went from bad to worse

But we had our drink everywhere and kind of like downed it So we made it a laugh You know And then we ended at McDonald's and that's just Okay now you ended up on the high We picked it up We picked the vibes up

And then apart from that I went out for dinner For a Jason's family thing Saturday night Yesterday quite chilled vibes And during the week I think I was just working away Not much

But I know you've been up to no goods Tell me everything Well just speaking just quickly on McDonald Something that's been getting on my tiddies This week right I went, I had my standard McDonald's driving back home from England to Scotland. Mm-hmm. Had my McChryspy.

Why have McDonald's, or any drive-through for that matter, have either the menu after the microphone. So where the microphone, you know, when you speak through the thing, the menu is either before it or after it. It's not actually sat where you can physically see and read it. I know people say you should know your order, but sometimes I want to split new. But now I got to McDonald's and I wanted to, I wanted one of those wraps,

I wanted to be kind of okay. I didn't want to have, I was just gonna have one of this new Saratra apps so we'll see what was on the menu. They've now got rid of it, well the one I went to, it's just the LED screens and it's like order on the app.

And I sat there and I felt like I was being a little bit shitty with the woman but I was like, hi, like where's the menu? Oh, we don't have, put them on the screens anymore. I was like, this is a drive-thru. I was like, why is I no menu? Why do I know what I want? She went, well, you need to just download the app.

I'm like, well, there's a key behind me, so I'm not going to sit and download the app. Download that whilst you drive Exactly, Zoe. So that's got on my tits. Seriously bad. Anyway, so I had a McDonald's driving back, but my time in Leicester was actually very lovely.

Visited my mom's new house, I think I said that on the last pod. It looked lovely, the kitchen was a dream. I am so proud of them, honestly. I am. She was in her element. Polly, it will be buzzing, you've just said that. She will. You've made her day. I have. And I have to tell you a story.

My nan came over to see me and she went, I've seen a clip on the Instagram of vibrators. Sat next to my granddad and I was like, Oh my fuck's sake. She's been told categorically, do not listen to the podcast. And I do have that relationship with my family where they know what I'm like.

What you see is what you get with me. I don't hide nothing. But that was kind of pushing it a bit. I feel like there's being you and then there's just that line with any family member that is one step too far. Don't need to step. Which that was probably.

I would say quite far over the line. Maybe. But I said to her, I was like, Nan, listen, those clips are manipulated to believe what you want to hear. I never said it like that. Knowing full well that it was said exactly like that. So yeah, she was fine. So my nan was great.

My mum was great. We went to Soho Farmhouse, me and Holly. Gorgeous there. Looked amazing. Yeah, really, really nice. Was it everything you dreamed of and more? It was actually a lot bigger than what I thought. Right.

Then we visited Bista Village the next day. Rubbish as always. The actual village itself and all the shops are amazing, but the stuff inside is shite. Well, it's just like outlets, isn't it? Yeah. So it's just the shit that nobody wants. It is rubbish.

So I didn't. And also, the prices are still high. You're not going to buy some sparkly, fluffy pink Prada heeled sandals for 500 quid, reduced from 2 grand. You're not going to do that. So it's that sort of stuff, I think. And then my friend Holly was obsessed with Clarkson's farm on Amazon and I know anyone listening

I have watched a few episodes and they are really funny but she said Didley Squat Farm is around the corner we have to go and visit so I was like okay fine thinking it was just going to be a little farm shop she's like oh no Jess it will be rammed I was like no it won't Zoe it was packed

full of tourists the queue was wrapped around the whole farm I've never heard of that what Clarkson's farm it's quite a big deal actually at the moment I think season two just come out but I would love that so much as it gets Yes. I saw pigs in your picture, actually.

That was at Soho Farmhouse. They were cute. What? Pigs are at the farmhouse? Well, no, it's a, yeah, it's a working farm. It's not going to be called Soho Farmhouse. It's not a farm. I thought it was just like, you know, like farm vibes. Yeah, no.

It is an actual working farm. I do think all the horses were high on ketamine or something because they were all zoned out. But apart from that, the animals were pretty cute. But the horses, I was slightly concerned. Well, ketamine is horse tranquilizer, is it not? I thought they did that just to put them to sleep and up. on them gee you used to be a party animal back in the day it's a bit far what so the

horse she seemed a bit away with it yeah I was concerned yeah that's a bit that's a bit of a shame I'd that make me feel amazing but maybe it's that time of day where they just be a bit sleepy you know I mean a bit zen so yeah so her farmhouse was gorgeous saw a couple of famous faces won't say the names on the party ward I don't think you're allowed to do that to be there. Maybe you're not even told me this. Yes, I did, I said it in the group chat. Now I'm going to think about this all day. No, there's no one that's like good to be fair.

Oh, the people I thought you were saying was the same person. I was getting all mixed up, right, I, nobody would be bothered. It was nothing interesting. Yeah, it was no one interested. Anyway, so yeah, I saw a couple of cute famous faces there. And then, what else did I do? Saw loads of my mates, their kids, and fucked off back up to Scotland. You went to that spa?

Oh, yeah, shit. I went to a spa with my mum, Ragdale Hall. That was lovely. Very nice vibes. I feel like that's what a week in the life of... Unemployed. A rich mum with two kids at private school. In fact, bored in school looks like. Literally.

I was like, I'm living the dream this week. It was honestly a beautiful week. But bear in mind, I've done nothing for the past three weeks. So it's nice. Nice treat. Very unrealistic. Week in the day and the week of mine. Week in the life of me.

You okay? No. I think it's a dragon soup. By the way, this is going down a treat. I'm going to finish. this and be maybe slightly pushed. No. Not me and I put it and get a few more.

I know. It'll be like round two. That is actually really good. I'm gonna be drinking this from now. It's like my new WKD. Hmm. Anyway, so you're going to Budapest tomorrow. How exciting?

I don't actually feel like, I'm feeling like it's a day trip away, but it's not. It's four nights. Is it? Four nights. I've not packed a single item. Have you planned anything? Planned a few things. Oh, I'm telling as well.

Got one ready. restaurant booked called Mateltoff. Cool. Partly meant to be really good. Isn't it like a really big high ceiling? It might be, yeah. Long tables.

I think so. Yeah, my cousin told me about that. Fuck nos of Jason. It meant to be brilliant. We'll eat there but chips will be fine. And then we'll go to the baths one day. Yes. I don't know if something about that keeps me out.

What, like all the... People? People, yeah, and all the semen just floating about. Why? I'm sorry. Why would you say that to someone like me? I don't know, but that you're going to go in, are you? I'm already, like, get shivers down my spine

and thought of sharing a massive bath, basically, with people and you just said semen. That's basically what it is. That's why the water's that colour. I'm not speaking to either, you after this. Anyway, we'll be doing that one day. And do you know what? Another day I'm going to have a spa day.

There's lovely spas there. I'm treating myself. You do you. I'm just going to have a great time away. Love that. Roam the streets of Buddha and then roam the streets of pests because you know, it's split by a river. What?

So one side's actually called Buddha and one side's called pest. You need to stay in the pest side. That's where I'm saying because that's where it all happens. That's where like the ruins, bars and all that are. I've never, ever heard of that in my life, honestly. Did you know that, Jay?

I did not. Some travel blogger. Did you? Well, no. We fact check it. Yeah, let's find. If you look on a map, you will see a river splitting the city, whatever it is.

And one side Buddha, one side pest. And Pess is where you're better staying Because in Buddha, well, it depends what you like But in Buddha's where it's got like The more like history things You'd maybe just go there for a day visit Right And see like the cathedrals and all that

Well how's ours? Anyway, got a few of things planned So I'm off there tomorrow Lovely, lovely short week one would day a lot Not any nice cute outfits planned Absolutely not planned one outfit But you know what I'll slay, slay, sleigh, sleigh the days away

You will sleigh, sleigh, sleigh I treated myself to a hat today You got it with you? Yeah, it's down there, it's just a gany Beanie. Beanie. That one that's far too big for everyone's head. Oh, is it the like tea hat one?

I'll just fold it up. Yeah. That'll be fine. I don't know why they've bought that new hat out where it's too, it's so baggy. I prefer the old ones to be there. I know. I'm not actually seen it on someone's head

so you obviously will look gorgeous and cute. Yeah, but anyway, that's what I'm up to. We'll hear all about it next week then. Absolutely. I'll spell the tea. I feel like you're sitting there saying that I'm always away, but I feel like you're always away on these city breaks. She's away more than me at them.

moment I think gee don't you and we've actually well I say we because my next few things are with you yeah have quite a few things planned yeah we do I'm off to Milan next week you are and then you're off to bloody Barbados yes shouldn't I said it again we just jinxed it we've jinxed it yeah because we said we did say that in season one didn't we everyone knows the story with that yeah it's happening guys but anyway loads to chat about yeah so shall we just dive straight right in let's dive straight into it so the top of The topic of today's pod came to my attention because on old tiki-toki,

I've seen a few things going around about some celebrities being either really nice or being a raging bitch. One of them was apparently Jennifer Lopez. Shocking. Shocking. Well, not so shocking. Actually, it's not, is it?

Nah. But also came to my attention a couple of weeks ago and I've been saving myself to talk about it on the podcast. Is our mate Flo Ryder. I said that funny again, didn't I? Flowrider. I would say

Flo rider. I'm saying the exact same thing to you. Flowrider, who won a lawsuit or something. Let me try and just

Google this quickly. But if you will Google it yourself, as I'm speaking about this on the podcast, you will be able to see exactly what I'm talking about in one memento.

I feel you've come back from your trip back to your motherland and you've got a very strong accent. I have. That happens with English people all the time.

Yeah. But you're almost giving me London. London? You've said a few things, and I'm getting Cockney. Go and say it. What have I said? No, I simply can't, but it's quite triggering. I feel like you need to... You don't like Londoners, do you?

I like, what? I have no idea where you got that from. I love a Cockney accent, but I like when you're starting to say, like, I and we in that, and I pretend you love here. That's triggering from my English friends. I can't find... Hold on, Flowrider, TikTok. I'm trying to find exactly what it was.

Was it not the drink Celsius? It was like an energy drink? That's it. A jury found that Celsius energy drink has tried to hide money from the wrapper and violated condition. That was it. So it was going around on TikTok

that Flowrider has won more than $80 million in compensation after he sued an energy drinks company that tried to hide money from him. Anyway, got me thinking about something that happened a couple years back, which anyone that's listened to this podcast that's followed me for a while may know this.

So back in 2020, for my 30, birthday I went to Antigua. As you do. As you do. One of my really good friends is Antiguan and it was the only place on the green list at the time when we had that green list traffic light system. So we thought, right, we're getting out of here. We're going to Antigua. And she had a family home out there. However, her dad has a really good friend who owned a hotel out there called Hodges Bay, an amazing, amazing hotel resort in Antigua. If you ever go, it's fantastic. Anyway, bear in mind it was completely dead. So we got there and they said, said, right, we've upgraded you to this humongous five, four, five story penthouse.

No, that's not right, is it? A four, five story, God knows, villa. Villa, yeah. Yeah. And I'll share some videos on the Instagram so people can actually visualize what it was, but it was unbelievable. Screaming my head off, I was like, I want the best room. It's my 30th birthday, so I run up to the top floor.

I was like, I want this room. So, so, so good. Got absolutely smashed. Of course. The first night. Bear in mind there's nobody in this whole hotel complex except us, which is the fishy part for me. Dipship me didn't put my passport in the safe. I just left it in a bag downstairs near the table, didn't think anything of it.

I honestly thought we would be safe in there. I actually forgot this whole section of the story. Yeah. And the next day, all my friends went to do like a zip lining sort of excursion. I obviously was far too hung over to go and join. them. The last thing I want to do, I don't like high, it's that much. And I decided to stay in bed. I don't know what happened, but something triggered my brain. I was thinking, my passport, I need to go and get that from five floors down and go and put it in the safe in this room.

Anyway, went to go and get my passport. It was gone. I was looking everywhere around this whole place for the passport. It was nowhere to be seen. Started to get really, really panicking. I started looking in places where I knew it wasn't going to be, but I just thought it's worth a check. Went back up to my room and there was a safe. So I thought, I was going to check. I was going to check on the off chance that's in there. Right at the back of the safe was a massive black and silver heavy as fuck encrusted diamond ring. The most hideous thing you've ever seen in your life. It looked like it was something out of a cracker, but it was the real deal. I was like what is this? Bear in mind though, I was so panicky because I just needed to be back home. I was

actually getting Owen and Wilson the day that I was getting back as well. So I wanted to be back to go and fetch them. I knew I wasn't going to be able to get home without my passport, especially because it was COVID. I just knew shit would be difficult. Yeah. Anyway, passport, nowhere to be found, but I got this humongous ring on my finger. So anyway, I started texting my mate saying, guys, I've lost my passport. We need to go and get this sorted. But anyway, I've got this, found this diamond ring. They came back and they were looking at it and like, what the fuck is that? It's like nothing you've ever seen before. I started looking at on the side and I was like, wait a minute. I was like, this says flow ride

around the side of the ring. And my friend, Holly, ex-boyfriend, was a massive NBA fan. And she sent him a picture of this ring, and he was like, no, no, no, no, no. You don't understand how rare that ring is. That's like a one-of-a-kind, specially made for Flowrider NBA ring,

encrusted in diamonds. That will be worth hundreds of thousands of pounds. And I was like, fuck me. I'm in the money here. Anyway, couldn't explain it why. I was like, it must belong to Flowrider. Turns out that Flowrider was staying in that apartment where I was the night before with a shanty. They were celebrating her 40th birthday in the whole of Hodges Bay.

They'd hide out the whole place, I think, him and the whole crew. So trying to cut long story short here, I was still absolutely beside myself. And I have to be honest with you, at the time, I really wasn't bothered about this ring. I just wanted my passport back. And I was thinking everyone was messaging me like, oh, you know, you can get thousands of pounds to this, sell it on the black market. I was like, I'm not going to do that. I want good karma. I'm going to give this ring back.

I'm going to get good karma. Which, by the way, was a rare thing to do. A very rare thing to do. I think I would be so close to putting that thing. Well, my friend who else, another friend who was with me at the time, I was sitting on my phone in one of the armchairs downstairs and she videoed me and put it on her story. Now, her Instagram wasn't private and she tagged Flowrider.

He messaged her straight away and was like, oh my God, I need this ring back. That's my ring. I've left it. Oh my God, please, this is my number. Please text me. I really need it back. I really appreciate it. Like loads of like praying hands. And I was like, oh, guys, we really should give it back. At the same time, I'd like reshared the story onto my, onto my Instagram. I had a message off somebody from back home offering me, I think they offered me like

five or seven grand for this ring straight up. They're like, I want it. And I was thinking, you can get fucked. I know this is worth thousands of pounds, mate. But now I said to everyone and also, obviously my friend's dad, know the owner of the hotel. We're like, no, no, we have to give it back. But I was thinking, like, good karma's coming my way.

I'm going to either get a private plane back. He's either going to pay for our hotel bill or even send me a bottle of champagne. Or, I mean, a million pounds is suffice. Yeah, now he's got 80 of them. Did he send me a fucking dime? No, he did not. He didn't even give me a text back.

I honestly think that's shocking. Not even tickets to see his shitty show. Or some apple bottom jeans. Or boots with the fur Exactly Or boots with the fur Fuming So yeah that's my story

And turns out anyway I'm getting stranded in Antigua Me For an extra like two weeks or something Because all the internal flights Had been fucked And the embassy was now Then over in Barbados

Couldn't get home for ages But yeah I mean I just feel like That's just not good What's the word Like courtesy of him A bottle of champagne

You know what I mean That's a job in the ocean Can you believe it? You would do that for somebody? I might actually try and make this a TikTok video and make it go viral so he actually sees it and sees that I am the person that gave his ring back

that he's wearing, by the way, the whole point in the story was, he was wearing the ring in the finger where he was thanking the lawsuit for his 80 million and I was like, can you cope? I actually had that on my finger. Like I feel that's the equivalent

of like a girl's engagement ring. Once you have that, you're never taking it off and he nearly lost that. You could have sold that, punted it for millions. One in a million as well. and remember the next date was in the Daily Record my big mug with the ring on my finger

I fuck it out I wish I took a better selfie than that that was a good story though it was a good story that was good at the time but yeah guys this is just proof that good karma doesn't always get you anywhere no that's a shame

if you can punt it and punt it exactly he could have just bought another one do you know what I mean whereas that money could have changed your life Could have. Oh, just got me home to my baby boys. Could have been life-changing.

I wasn't there for the first meeting with my cats. That's why they love Richard more because he was there. So I blame you, Floider, for that. That's all blurting me. I can't remember that being a thing. Well, it was a massive thing. I feel like I can't really top that story, but I suppose to some people, like I'm close.

I would say the biggest thing, celebrity-wise, that I've encountered is seeing Kylie Jenner. You did? Beverly Hills, wasn't it? Beverly Hills Hotel. She walked right past me with her little baby in a pram. Who was the last who she used to Pals with? P. Amie?

No, Jordan. Jordan Woods. Oh yeah, they were on that. That's her name. Not Pals anymore. Her, Kylie, Stormy and the Pram and Big Bodyguard. Walked right past me. And do you know what I will say? I'm not massive fans of the Kardashians or, well, Jenner's.

But she looked exactly how she does on, like, social media. Does she? And I know you think it's all edited and all that. probably as to an extent but she just looked the exact same she was dead casual I'm sure she had like a chalk and sit on

yeah looked wonderful but she literally we were at like the edge of the door frame so we were almost like about to peek around the door to walk in and she came right out of the door so she was literally like face face face

and I'm sure Molly or pal who was there went to get her phone out or had her phone out and the bodyguard was like no no no no no yeah because actually you're not allowed to take pictures and the restaurant-y part of that at all, I don't think. I think I've heard that before.

Anyway, saw her, then went in, sat down and saw Rosie Huntington Whiteley as well. Wow. Well, that's better for me then, Carly Jenner. She's gorgeous. Perfection. Was she with Jason? I actually don't remember who she was with. She was like, kind of behind me,

so I just did a quick turn without acting as if I thought this was a big deal. I was like, let's pretend we're also like... Yeah, somebody. He won't. I'm like that. My banty on. Where are you in L.A. again?

For work? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember exactly what I had on. I actually have a picture on my Instagram. I remember it so clearly. Had a band tee, denim short, a big chunky doc Martin sandals. And I remember seeing the picture.

I just don't know that I'm the vibe for this place. And then I saw them and we were all just like, the whole day we were like, I can't believe you saw them. I would be shook with that to be fair as well. because also I feel like I mean I'd never been in LA before so I didn't really understand that I think you do forget as normal people

that these celebrities are also normal people so they do kick about places like they leave their house obviously so we were just gobsmacked yeah speaking of the old Kardashians I have a friend she used to work on yachts

back in the day so she used to give me all the goss like I'm talking private high charter yachts whatever they're called and she was once on there where they served the Kardashians and Kendall apparently is lovely. Chris Jenna is meant to be amazing. She said that she's some hoot

and would be a right laugh on a night out. And the most polite guest that she's ever served was Harry Stiles. That doesn't surprise me. Same, I'm just glad he's a nice laddie. Yeah, and the worst, which she actually told me this way before it all came out in the papers as well.

was, I don't know how to pronounce a surname, but Ellen DeGeneres. Is that how you say it? Yep, I've also heard that a lot. It was a thing at one point, specifically, wasn't it? I think all of the staff of the show said that she was mistreating them. And you know what shocks me to the court

every time I remember it? And I care about this a lot because it's one of my favourite films, that she's Dory. So she is. From finding Nemo. Yeah. I believe that, because I actually can't.

Yeah. Apparently, she was, I just don't see that for her. Ordering all sorts of people about on the, do you think you'd be an arshal if you were a big celebrity like that? Never, mate. I don't think you would be either, but I'm not so sure about myself if I'm being honest me.

Nah, kidding. I don't think I would ever be an arshel, but I think people obviously just get ahead of themselves, don't they? I did see that video of Adam Sandler the other day on TikTok where somebody was walking up to somebody and they were like, hi Adam, and it was those one that says, what do you do for a living?

Or do you do stocks and shares? And then when he said, what do you do for a living? I think he was just like, you're taking the piss out of me. And then he was just like out my face. And I do think that would probably be, you'd know somebody was taking the piss if they went, hi, Adam Sandler, what do you do for a living? You'd be like, right, okay, ha-ha, very funny.

Yeah. But I don't know, you could either take up the chin or maybe it was a bad day. But sometimes I do think, like, I'm not, by the way, I'm not saying I'm like some celebrity, by the way, but I'm saying if I am walking around Glasgow and I think, oh, if somebody, imagine if somebody did recognize me

and I had like a face, like a slapped heart. I wonder if people have ever walked by, I thought, she looks like, oh, right, bitch. I know. Because I do have a bit of a resting bitch face, I think. Yeah, I do as well, actually. But also, to be fair, and yeah, you're not a big mass of celebrity, but people do recognise you when you're out and about on nights out or out if you're doing or whatever.

And I actually think, obviously, being your sort of plus one for a lot of events and, like, reservations and that you've been invited to. You are very, like, humble. But I mean it, like, a lot of influencers, and I don't mean to offend anyone, do think they're the shit and you just don't think you're anything like you can't believe you get invited to these things and when you go you're like no i'd be happy to pay and do you know what i mean like i think yeah yeah when it's like an unexpected career path essentially you don't really yeah you will always appreciate it whereas you do hear it but even just we glasgow birds being arshould because they've got some followers and instagram do you know what i mean yeah that is true i mean

you're no quite adam sandler around degeninous but yeah one day hon you're just just fucking You know what I mean? That's lovely sauce And that's as a nice as you've ever been Is that a dragon soup? I know, yeah It's a dragon soup I'm getting a bit flush

And also I can sometimes reap up the benefits off you So I keep you sweet Yes, she is Just kissing my ass What I will say about this Dragon Sweep is I can feel the caffeine, not the alcohol

It's making me have the shakes I was already shaking like a leaf I don't think you understand I can't have caffeine But I'm drinking it anyway It's delicious I might start drinking this before a workout G you should start serving it in the reception

you'll be pushed. Free workout. What I was also going to say was relating back to like celebrities being assholes. I actually think it's a bit of a, the industry not that they ask for it, I don't mean that but I think like see all that like

everything gets taken to their dressing room they basically get their arsh wiped for them. Yeah. Is that all really necessary? I know. Like I feel like you've almost said like you can make demands because we're giving you like the opportunity to, there's someone there to say at any point. Do you need anything to you get?

And I do also strongly believe that everybody has a bad day. And if you're caught off guard by somebody that's maybe not the right person, they were like, oh, she was the right bitch. The next minute, it's circle around everybody that you had a bad interaction with someone. And also, as like a really popular celebrity or like artist or whatever,

you're probably running most of the time on little to none's sleep. So you probably are going to be a bit of an arshall at times. Yeah, a bit ratty. and a camera in your face and your whole private life exploited all over the paper must be exhausting I could imagine the novelty

wears off fast books yeah so I'm trying to think of any other people that I've sort of bumped into I guess like you've bumped into so many events and stuff I'm talking like Zedistas reality stars I have met a lot of reality stars

from like Towie, Made in Chelsea even just kind of like what people classes I suppose like big time influencers like maybe like Jess Hunt for example yeah who we actually both know yeah and she is lovely girl she's really lovely how many Molly Mae's lovely isn't she yeah I've actually met her did you which I forget about um years and years ago I was doing a quiz event and it was before she went on Love Island and we were doing like a fright night at um is it Thorpe Park yes and she came and she stouted around that park going on the rides and everything the point of heel boots on

Did she? And I couldn't believe it. I still had a heel. I don't reckon she'd do that now. No, she would have her trainers on and her joggies, 100%. But she was, she was actually really nice and she looked great as well. So I actually do think she's nice. I'm trying to think who else I've met.

Most of the Towie folk and Maiden Chelsea folk are actually really nice as well. But I mean, you're getting them in a way where they're acting professional. Yeah. To an extent. Yeah. I used to go on ethics quite a lot, so I used to see quite a lot of them or used to go more Bayer all the time back in the day. and I've seen a few in Ibiza, two of the popular couple

arguing outside DC-10 in the summer just there, won't say the names. I do also think, and it's something that I actually think people should try and like, if there's one thing you take away from this podcast today, right, take away this. I think when you work with these people and meet them at events, it actually just makes you realise how they're just normal people. Like, yeah, they've got like a bit of a status or bloody followers or whatever, right? But you just realise they're normal so they shouldn't be our shows or they should. shouldn't be bad to you or whatever.

Yeah. Like, and they, a lot of them don't actually think they're in, neither. Yeah. So when you see all that fancy lifestyle, it's just fake half the time. Yeah, absolutely. And do you know who else I've actually spent time with, Palinacena? How? When? Literally years ago.

And do you know what really bothers me? And this just describes me as a person. I got a picture with his friend. Not him, his friend. Uh-huh. Why? I have no proof. Oh, I see. Right.

Why would I do that? Why? Did you do that? Me and my two friends, Louise and Lucy, sat with him and his pal the whole night in that Maxis bar in town. Oh yeah. Like we just, they sat next us just coincidentally. So then we just were like basically, you know, when you just join nights because there's not a lot of you out. And then Lucy was going to have people back at her flat. They were going to come and then I think we ended up going somewhere or we had a change of heart so they didn't.

But we spent a whole night with him. It was great fun. Was he nice? Lovely. I mean, he's definitely a lot on the drinks, you know what I mean? But he was lovely. was he really liked him a lot of people I've wrote in

that they've had interactions with him actually in fact my friend from Rosie actually sent me a message your friend from Rosie oh my friend from work Rosie actually sent me a message saying she loves him though don't she loves him so much yeah loves him so much but she also used to be a journalist

so she's met quite a lot of people but anyway said that she was interviewing him and he was so drunk he kept shouting Phil's black is dead unsure what that means but he also had women's heels on and kept singing

I got my new shoes on that legend I just feel like he's not changed since that day I love that I just, his music's so good that I just wish you would maybe have like one day after drink

a week do you know what I mean like fix yourself up maybe for a night I'm English so I love his music but he's not as big deal back down south as he is yeah true true i think he's kind of stayed a big deal up here because he's kind of hidden away music wise but people still see him kicking about yeah that's very true he still lives in paisley where he's from and he kicks about the west end and he just like has his regular bars that he's always in

but i feel like that's like louis capaldi as well yes we've seen him a few times as well haven't we we have the best night of our lives and our friends get so pissed off about this i weren't there that night, but we, me, Zoe and our friend Molly had the best night out ever. It was Easter, Ashton Lane, and we were in the Irish pub, Ginty McGinty's, yeah, and there was loads of lads, wasn't there in the outside bit, and they all got chatting to us, and then you turned around and we realised it's actually Lewis Capaldian all his mates. He was really quiet, though, wasn't he? Yeah, it was, but the problem with that night out is we started off at a boozy brunch.

Oh yeah, so we did. Which I think we learned our lessons. I'm not sure we've ever done it. I was neck in the Prosecco with no hands. You were. Actually, you were. But the problem was, I think we got, like, we had quite a short time period

that we were going to have our lunch in before we went elsewhere or whatever our plans were. So we had about six prececoes or something each, which that goes straight to your heads. We were absolutely pushing up the road to Ashton Lane because that was in that embargo. Yeah, that's right, yeah.

And is that still a thing? I know. I know. and then we went to did we go straight to the Irish pub because it was not really sunny I can't remember honestly I think it was but

I called in sick for four days you did do you had four days off work after that yeah it was so bad we went back to your flat we were up all night we were absolutely steaming we also went to that

the record factory and you had some friends come over and they ordered dial aboos that's the first that's the first time I ever knew what that was I had not be lit in Scotland long That's the only time I've had dial-a-boos. Don't make it a normal thing.

Yeah, whatever. And also, a couple of your pals came over as well and they brought their own concoctions. Is that the word? No. Remember they brought their own, like, they'd made up their own drinks and all that? They had them in, like, plastic bottles in their backpack.

Oh, Sarah! Sarah! So she did! I forgot she came! That whole night was a blur. I only had a video of you dancing with Sarah to Mama Mia in the living room. Iconic.

But also, we were in that, the record factory. And, well, I say I was in it. I was in the toilet being sick the whole time. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you were. It was like a night on that. Anyway, long story short. We met Louis Capaldi.

He was with us the whole night, apparently. But, I don't know. I couldn't tell you, so. Can't remember one conversation. All I know is I've got a picture with him, so I'll share it. Yeah. If anyone's interested. Yeah, so we did, yeah.

Which also, me asking him for a picture, couldn't be more. No. But I think back then, though, he was just coming, it was just getting really. It was 2018, wasn't it? Yeah, it was. 2018 and he was just getting really big and it was lovely, lovely guy, really nice guy. Do you know what, see, speaking of getting pictures,

that is one thing I don't understand. We might have touched that on this before, but what do people do with these pictures? I think now, because I've had quite a lot of photographs with people on a night out, right? But I don't get tagged in anywhere, maybe 10% of them. I think they're getting put in group chats. I think they're seeing your camera roll

and they're waking up the next day like, as if I ask for a picture or... makes me feel a bit funny. Whank, bank. The highlight rule. What? What is inside your brain? Some filthy fucker.

But wank bank, maybe. They're using it at the Budapest pose. If any single person has taken a photo with or of me and you're wanking over it, I want you to look in the mirror and take a long, hard look at yourself. Sorry. And check yourself for being,

freak. Anyway, shall we read some listeners' celebrity stories? I've actually just got a quick one actually, I forgot about this one, but I'm not going to mention the name. I went to Marbea, oh my god,

it must be about 12 years ago and I came face-to-face with a reality star at the time. I don't even know if he was a reality star, but he was married to a reality star. It's actually a widower. That's a clue for you. And he was an actual arson and I took to drink over him in,

oh my God, I can't remember what the bar's called now, one of the bigger bars in Marbeah on the strip. And I got carried out by the bouncers and banned for life. And then that night, I pissed the bed. Of course. So that was the night of pissy pants. It started from that night and I think it was, that was my karma through a drink. But he was a tit though.

Such a sleaze bag. Well, we'd be better never go to Marbaea because we can't get in anywhere. No, I can't get in now. I think I look a bit better than back then. Barred out the country. Do you know what? One of my friends has slept with, oh, gorgeous, from Emily and Paris. The guy?

The guy. The new boyfriend guy. Yes. Even though I actually fancy the other one more, though. Do you? The new boyfriend guy... I fancy the French one. Yeah, the new boyfriend guy is almost like too perfect.

Yeah. You know that way. You would feel of it. She slept with him at uni. Why? He's really short in real life. You can kind of get that vibe, though, can't you? from the program.

Yeah, true. Yeah, and another friend of mine slept with, and I've been giving permission to say this, she slept with old Paulie Dee from Jersey Shore. Well, I hope she got herself right at that hospital, we checked. Yeah, I know, by the way. And then they met up again in Vegas years later,

and they drove around the fountains in like a soft-top, like Cadillac, whatever it's called, and then took her back to the hotel and gave a loads of merchandise, like of his own branded merchandise for like a little souvenir. I just feel like sometimes you say these things

like as if it kind of happens to everyone. I know. I've got some stories. I've been told by a lot of friends, things I've been banned to say. That's just, that's all you can get for me. People don't want to hear that. Yeah. Funny, hey? And also just quickly, Marbea, you know who was a dick to me?

My friend's tiny temper. Tiny temper. Tiny temper. And his little posse got us kicked off our sun lounger thing at a pool party. so they could have it. I'm not even kidding. He was such a twat. I've actually heard that he's a dick as well.

So yeah, they didn't pay me off now. Well, they should have given you something. I think they back handed the bouncer. It kicked us out. That's just frankly. Running right and Marlbaea back in the day. Rood. I've never been to Marlbaer, do you know that?

You're not missing much. Nah, I don't think it's my kind of place. I can't be arse wearing a wedge out. It was good back in the day, but... I feel you need... If you go to Marbia, you need to wear a wedge. Yeah, around the ocean club and that. that wearing a heel or a wedge next to a pool

will never not baffle me. But I was dive bombing in the pool. But that's what I mean, like that's me. Whereas I'll wear, give me a chunky sandal and I'm there, but I'm not wearing a wedge. Right. But I wish I did, because people look class with a wedge on, but I'm not wearing a wedge, wedge, wedge.

Right, go on, Zoe, hit me up. Right, this is actually from Miss Bloody, her name's never out of her mouths. Oh, fucking hell. Jilly Isabella. She did send in some stories, by the way, but we're not allowed to read them all. out. The one that I've picked

it because it would actually really hurt my feelings as well. So anyway, she says, oh my God, no, the most tragic of them all. Went to New York and we had just gone to see the Carrie Bradshaw house and all got five million picks. So I'm walking, looking at my picks and Andy goes, oh my fucking God, there's Ross.

I look up and I went who? He went Ross from friends. Ars collapsed. He's my favorite friend's character. I went, oh my fucking God, asking for a pick. Now Andy shouts, Ross bless his heart. He just would never would you? He doesn't turn so he goes, David, alright mate?

Obviously his name's actual David. David turns, does a peace sign and Andy goes, can we get a picture mate? And he says no man and walks away. Aw. But at least he peace signed. And then she said, never meet your heroes. Oh. That is heartbreaking.

But come on. I mean, he clearly was walking somewhere and he looked back and pieced. He's not going to walk them back. No, because actually I take back what I was saying about pictures. I think if you met someone like that, like if you're really in a TV show like friends, because I also am, I would want a picture with one of the characters. I feel like that is a... That's quite a big, that's a big celeb. That's the calmamentous moment. Yeah. Like, you're cherishing that for your whole life. Yeah. You're framing that and put it on your

bathroom collage. Well, do you know what I mean? Collage! In a bathroom! I see quite a lot of people do that. Really? I think that's quite a vibe. As you're doing a shit? Well, you need something to look at, do you know what I mean? It's your time to flex on people when they're in your house. It's your type of reflecting all the memories whilst you're plotting one on it. Or the wank bank.

Why do you keep saying stuff like that? There's definitely like older men who are on their own who have a collage in their bathroom of people they've met, they like stop people, they've got like sugar babies and that, they take pictures with them and they sit there and it's their wank bank. Yeah, definitely.

And you've just made me highly uncomfortable, thanks. Definitely. Right. Next, I've got a good one here. This one's so funny. My husband's aunt's friends were in New York years ago, full day of shopping and one of the ladies offers to take all the bags up to the room while the rest grab seats at the bar. She heads for the lift and gets in and there's two guys standing there. One guy says, hit the floor. The woman hits the deck thinking she's been held up, but they are actually meant, meaning, like, what floor are you going down to? It turns out to be Will Smith and his bodyguard. They take her then safely to her room, absolutely howling, and during checkout, she finds out that Will Smith has settled her bill. Can you actually imagine the embarrassment?

No. She's flung herself to the floor and they meant hit the fucking button. You'd actually be thinking like, whoa! No, do you know what I would do? See, when I realised, I would then just be like, oh, and pretend I fainted. I can't get back up.

She literally had no idea that it was Will Smith. But he settled her whole room bill because he knew how embarrassed she was because they obviously shit her up. He must be nice then, a nice celebrity. Take my wife's name out your fucking mouth. I like Will Smith as an actor. I do, I think he's a legend.

I was actually Googling the meanest celebrities in Hollywood and Ellen actually is number one, bitch. Also, say he's like, Lindsay Lohan, Justin Bieber, you said that girl from Glee. Lee Michelle. Liam Michelle. Catherine Haggi

she was actually saw her doing a TikTok interview about it and she was actually asked saying you're known to be quite mean and she's like

I'm actually not I'm just really straight up I don't know who you're strong about who's that you do she was from that one Oh yeah

yeah yeah I can't remember what she's in but you know it's all here saying to it might not be I've got another one here I was part of the audience for Britain's Got Talent

Additions in Glasgow and was sat two rows behind the judges someone who was a big fan of Simon Kill gave him a curly Whirley. During one of the breaks, I asked Simon for a bite of his

curly-whirley, fucking bulging. But he'd finished it, so he gave me the rapper instead, which I kept for years. Oh, definitely would have kept that. I was. Like, that's put in your bedside jaw as a memory, do you know? Sad to say, it's no longer in the place I kept it. Swear my mum must have bended it. That's going in in my memory box, Jay. Imagine the bulging going up

and saying, can I get a bit your curly-whirley off Simon Kill? I would. Speaking of Simon Kill, another story is, Do you remember when Cheryl Cole was out of the count of the, what's that disease you catch? Oh, malaria? Malaria, yeah. Actually, it was apparently because she was having an affair with Simon Cowell and he made up the whole story so that...

I read that, yeah. They were talking about having the disease and not them having an affair together. No, rubbish. Mine, she was the nation's sweetheart. Yeah, rubbish. She was ill. You're going to make that off. She was quite skinny, weren't she?

Some lovely celebs that people have sent him. Apparently Tom Jones, somebody. and he met him at Bangkok airport and he was the loveliest man. Garolinnika is so nice. Actually, Richard told me that. Garolinnika was so lovely. He came to their house

when they played Cambridge versus Manu years ago to do an interview and he said they was lovely playing darts with him. Can see that for him. And I bet you everyone's met fucking Wayne Linneker. Actually, I think I've seen him from the distance but why are people up getting their photo with him? No idea.

I need to know. I think that's more of again like a banter thing, sending in group chats. I don't think that's funny. No. I think it was funny the first time maybe 40 years. Yeah, but apparently he's really nice. Rio Ferdinand's meant to be a lovely guy.

Shocked, because he's not lovely at his ladies. No, he's not. Is he not? No. Are we thinking about who's with Kate now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He, when his wife, who passed away, was really ill, was always cheating on it, apparently.

Yeah. And apparently cheats on Kate all the time, but do make up stuff, do you know what I mean? Well, that brings me on to a friend of mine, or a friend of a friend, to Ibiza this summer and they were in Leo's and got invited onto a table of a very famous footballer. I'm not going to say their name. You've done that far too many times. Yeah but I can't I can't say that. I'm sorry and racked up a bill of 50k and as they left the guy who were talking

about like sidekick had to pay it for them because they were so drunk and then they all got taken back to this person's big fancy penthouse thing in Ibiza and all got their phones taken off them by their... Did I know this story? No. All got their phones taken off them going into the thing and yeah apparently this person who has a girlfriend was not a very faithful.

Scum. Big time footballer. Probably the most famous there is at the moment. I do know this story. You do. But also... Fifty grandie Leo's. You're just winding people up. I am. A big wind up. And everyone's going to message and going to tell us who that is and I'm going to tell them. You can guess.

Who is it? Don't cut that out. Just go, yeah, but you can just beat me out. Now, beep, any more? Apparently Storms is lovely. Somebody waved at him in a taxi and he actually jumped out the taxi and took a picture with them.

Aw. I told you he's the number one. I just think he's a big sweetheart, like a big soft, lovely guy. Somebody's mum asked to move their bags out of the way and salvages once and it was Amy Winehouse.

Aw. Imagine that. Gorgeous, gorgeous. girl um i feel like she's one of the celebrities that you actually do feel quite sad when like you when you think about it you mention her name again do you know what i mean definitely some of our listeners have met chris martin harry styles leon pain at the top of the rock in new york andre three thousand love him also someone else um said they were violently hung over at work when a mysterious hooded man came up to my checkout to buy some paint i think no way am i

serving this absolute bam so i abruptly say this checkout is closed turns out it was palinitinitinie and he's a way to rewrite Jenny, don't be history about me. Oh. A lot of Paolo. It's because he just kicks a bit, said that. Somebody checked in Jamie Dawn. Is it Jamie Dawn? I seen that.

I would collapse the ground. And she couldn't, she didn't know who it was and she couldn't spell his surname correctly and apparently he was getting really peed off by the end of it. And then they were like, do you realize that so-and-so from 50 shades of grey? And she was like, fuck me.

I just see him as Mr. Gray. He's nothing else to me apart from him. He is gorgeous, isn't he? Like, if I saw him in the street, I would be like, I would bat them all out the way to get up to him. Stunning. Somebody also said that they met,

they actually didn't say who it was, but they met a very well-known English actress sober celeb at a festival who was actually the drunkest person in the whole of the festival. Claimed it. I don't know who that is. I couldn't think. The messaging said, you'll know who it is. What do you mean?

Like they're known to be sober. Like they say that they're teetotal. And she said it's an English. actress. I honestly don't know any. T-totals. I mean, I'm not sure to be rude, but there's fucking 100,000 English actress. I don't know who it is. I wouldn't know. I tried to Google it as well. I couldn't find it.

So no. Right, well, they just need to give a name. I know. It's as simple as that. Anyway, what a lovely funny episode. My heart is, I actually can't finish my sentences because my heart's racing that much. I don't think that's good for the young kids. Definitely not. I'm not sleeping tonight. I'm not sleeping tonight. No chance. I've actually got heart palpitations.

Also, can I just say there was a random thought sent in. There was quite a few that we can discussing then over the next few episodes but somebody actually said that they found out this week that did you know that your earlobes are directly down to your nipples and that will explain why my nips are odd because i've got one i've got one wonky ear no my and i should thought to that is whoever's nipples are in line with their earlobes must have fucking double a's and they're lucky because no but i don't mean like i mean like my nips will be there which they are but i've got one ear high than the other, which may be why my nips are slightly

odd. Their sisters, not twins. Yeah. That's common, is it not? Yeah. So when somebody said that Alex, when I put it on the stories and said that my glasses always sit funny in my face and the lady and the opticians told me it's because actually it's not that my nose is big or my eyebrows are odd, it's actually my one is higher than the other. So there's nothing I can do about it. Oh, there's always something in there. Anyway, let us know what you thought of the podcast and if you didn't send in your juicy gossip then it's too late shite bags so enjoy and let us

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