A Lot On Your Plate - S2 Ep6: Jizzy Baths, Buckfast & Makeup HAUL!

Episode Date: March 14, 2023

This week on a lot on your plate Zoe gives us a full run down on her trip to Budapest, we try Buckfast for the first time and give you step-by-step haul of our makeup bags!- - - - - - - - - -Follow us on IG @alotonyourplatepodYour HostsJess (@JustJessFood)Zoe (@ZoeQuinnnn)Produced ByCobalt Media (@cobaltmediauk)For Business Enquiries - [e-mail] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, party people, and welcome back to a lot on your plate podcast with me, Zoe. You're Jessica. I'm Jess. With me, Jessica, and Zoe. Happy Tuesday. How are we all? Zoe just been doing the, what is it, House of Musical? High School Musical.

Oh, high school musical. Yeah, and they go, br-br-br-br-ma, ma. You have to warm ourselves up. And we've also just found out, right, if any of your followers on Instagram, you'll notice that... Do you want me to say it in a quick manner? You will notice that I looked dead

in some of the previous clips. Jess was saying that it was because I had no tan on. I was convinced, I was like, I told you you had to keep tanning, Zay. I was more of a... Do you know what I would describe myself as I looked at? I also had a grey jumper on.

You know, when a prawn needs cooked, and it's that gray see-through way. That is actually the perfect way at the side, but I looked like a eclipse. So we've just come in here and just said to Graham, well, as I really said to Graham, like, Graham, I look dead. And he was like looking a bit guilty and she pissed.

He went, well, it might be my fault. And we're like, well, why's that? Or did you know I'm colourblind? Fucking decides to tell him this nearly a year on. So, yeah, that's why. We have to edit the gradient or something on the videos to make Zoe look less dead. I actually feel like I was a really good sport

allowing the eclips to go up because it actually did look terrible the video quality is much better but anyway no longer dead she's here and alive hopefully we'll see and she's tanned everybody thank fuck she looks better

like this is the thing I'm a tanner I'm a regular tanner as we know I also work for tanning brands so it's not a choice anymore even if I didn't want to be but see when you've got that period of time you're not doing much you need time off tanning sometimes

yeah like you need you need a break that scrubbing and reapplying all the time gets too much so that's all I was having a wee break she's back not to worry you look fantastic and revived and I'm about to kill you with us but I'll swallow this week perfect so last week I said that I wanted to buy something but I was too nervous to go and ask for it at the till because I thought they were like are you actually alright I actually made up a whole story no you didn't so I basically got Zoe to do it today um what was your story I said um have you get any buck fast behind there and he was like yeah and I was like is it a small bottle and he was just

like yeah then I was like can I have one please he was like I die like fuck sake 26 years old you know I mean I did everywhere I go but I'll take it on the chin and then I was like I'm making some recipe with it tonight I'm what book fast chicken I couldn't for the life of me buy that without a reason I just couldn't you don't justify yourself to the shopkeeper it's a Monday night and it's Bokfast. I think he's going to think she's get Eshers. Guys, I'm actually just reading

the bottle right and just to say this on the party ward, I haven't tried this before. I've known what it is, obviously. Everyone talks about it. But it's not Scottish.

So it says made by the Benedictine monks. Benedict monks of Bokfast Abbey. In Devon, England. So why do you lot claim it? It's ours. No one claims it,

but people just... You definitely have claim that. Well, people are unhinged up here and only unhinged people who drank that? That's correct. 15% volume. Red sea, it's red wine based. So I'd imagine this is going to taste a bit like port.

That's exactly what it's like. Oh, I definitely like a high class port. Are you not taking the piss? No, it does taste like port. I like port. I love, can't get some cheese and crackers. I should have actually done that. That would have been great. A buffet. Right, I'm going to shot it.

No, you could drink it right here at the bowl. Oh, not in the cap? No, not the cap. Oh, so you'll spell that all down yourself, you know what you're like. Oh, that smells gorgeous. I've not tried it in years, so. Right, a big shot, G or what? A decent drink, I.

Okay, I'm ready. Wow, that is amazing. Oh my God, why do people slag that? I could drink that all day every day. Right. Just get that in your read inside pocket then. That is like the type of red wine that I like, sugary, thick. Right, well, I'm feeling confident then.

Mmm. No, I love that. Come on, Zoe. Oh my God, I'm so pleasantly surprised by that. Why did we decide to start doing drinks on here? Because it really sets my week up wrong. It's a Monday night. Go on, Zoe.

My heart's beating out my chest. A big goal, because I did. It was tiny. Let's get a twang that I don't like A tinge tinge Wish I had a glass Maybe it's because it's cold, too, that I like it That needs to be age cold

Yeah, Graham says he used to get the shopkeeper To keep it in a freezer for him When he was a rebel back in the day And I dread built it As if it's not enough That's like you're saying Oh my goodness Why does it say in the back of the bottle

No to pregnant women Like a woman that's pregnant with a, no fucking shit, shit, I look. Jesus Christ. Anyway, I've tasted worse, but I'm not sure I would choose. I find it weird that people, like, glug that down on the way at the footy. Do you know what I mean? Why? You get, you piss fast.

I know, but I'm just, that's not where I'm seeing this being drank. Drunk? Drank. It's also extremely potent. Buy one bottle and your whole day is made. You don't need anything else. I don't know this way. Potent as in, like, strong.

So you're pissed after that. Oh my God. God, I'm obsessed with that. Of course, yeah. I'm also eating gigantic orange buttons from M&S food. So good. And my friend Carrie,

had a few of the girls over last night, bought me over. Chaco Lebanese. I don't know how to pronounce this, biscuit brand, but you'll know what it is. It's the perfect biscuit that it's got the biscuit,

the chocolate over the top, and the chocolate overlaps the edges with a little, like, little scallop, wiggly edge. And it's perfect. sort of square, you'll know the ones in a cardboard box, but anyway, they're the new chocolate orange flavour and they are 10 out of 10.

They are the best biscuits, even just the normal ones. What about Foxes? I think they beat it. The thing is though, we've got Fox's biscuits which are like middle class, they're like high class. See, I actually miss the Foxies and I just go straight to there, so I think that says more about me than you. Yeah, it does.

Anywho! Although I'm saying that, I'd definitely get the Aldi version. Do they do any of them? Absolutely. And you need to eat, bite all the chocolate off round the edge first. Do you do that? No. You don't like, you eat too quick to do the thing like that.

I don't even breathe when I eat. Anyway, let's get into it. Zoe's been gallivanting around the pest. We would like to know every inch of detail about it. You looked gorgeous and it looked like a lovely, wholesome week. Yeah, it was a lovely time actually. We were there for four nights. And you know what, I've realised I like doing.

Walking. Well, I knew that before, but yeah. I've realised that flying and arriving somewhere quite late is actually nice because you just go to bed and then you wake up nice and fresh and that's when your holiday starts. Whereas see if you've got one of the early morning flights, you feel fucked that whole day. It almost ruins your first day. Yeah, that's a very good analogy.

I've never thought of that. I'm always up for the really early morning flight to make the most of it. That was at like five in the afternoon. But by the time you got there, we got to the hotel, we went to bed at like half nineish, ten. Yeah. I did think that actually. When I saw you post a picture of you and Jason on your flight

and I thought, wow, she's setting off quite late. We just, but by the time we like, I unpacked the case and all that, you know what I'm like. And by the time we went to bed, it was just perfect because then we just had a great sleep and then you start the holiday the next morning. Like you wake up in the place. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

Anyway, I've realised that's a good thing to do. And then, yeah, we just walked around the whole time. Walked and walked and walked. How far did you walk? 60 kilometres. I can't get over this information. Three days. 20 days?

Three and a half days. That's amazing. It's good, isn't it? Yeah. And also they do these challenges at my work step challenge. And in the month, if you reach, this month's one is, if you reach 150K in March, you get 150 pound voucher for anywhere of your choice. So I'm over a third of the way, and it's only the,

6th of March That's fantastic So I'm off to an absolute Brilliant start So what are you going to treat yourself to? I'm not sure yet I'm not decided But anyway yeah

We just walked around Walked Walked And then we went to What I'd like to discuss is the baths Yeah we need to know this The Jizzy Baths What I will say is The Inns

Right right right I'll start from again So lovely building Obviously very well known And we got the ticket That gets like your unique cabin so I'm expecting this wee like shed type thing but like a nice one you know it was literally like a toilet without a toilet

like a tiny wee thing that was like for two people and I was like I don't understand what people are getting changed in if they don't have the cabin maybe they're just not getting changed anywhere anyway had that but I can accept this I've got flip flops so nothing's to I wasn't touching anything feet weren't touching the floor or anything so I was fine yeah walked out the outside bass

were actually very clean like the water like because I was obviously looking around and inspecting the water and that was actually clean, there was nothing floating about in there, thankfully. Obviously the amount of people surrounding me was quite stressful and that was freaking me out and then obviously Molly messaged me saying think of all the dead skin in that pool.

Oh, stop. So then I couldn't stop thinking about that. Anyway, I managed I get out in my own head and I was enjoying myself. Yeah. They were hot so it was very relaxing. But was it, how hot we talking? Hotter than a jacuzzi or... No, maybe not as hot as that, but there's like two parts and one of them was much hot.

and that was amazing and that said on the thing like would 20 degrees be hot yeah for that kind of thing I'm sure it said that I'm not sure actually anyway so then we saw a sign saying inside thermal pools and we thought well why don't we try that inside everyone has to listen this is a loud and clear message for the general public and tell all your friends don't even open the door of the indoor pools don't even open outside door to them why the minute you open that door you know like swimming pools all the floor all the ground is like drains obviously to capture all the wetness. Quite a deep drain, right as you open the door,

full of water, like a puddle. Okay. Of people's, like, wet feet juice and a puddle on the ground. And I honestly, like, Jason was in front of me, and he took a couple of steps. I was behind him, and the smell hit us. Like, describe the smell. Like knob cheese.

Oh, wow. Or, like, sweat. old man's fucking arshcrack No, sorry Vile, Jason even turned to me and was like, no way

and we were like, how are people breathing in there? Ew! People were kicking about in there. I don't understand that. Do you reckon that's just because there's like no chlorine allowed and... I think because it's just all thermal

and it's warm and it'll be stuffing. No, but honestly... Oh, that makes me feel sick. It was like something I've never experienced and I'd actually already put on my Instagram story like, oh, I'm at the baths and I'm actually pleasantly surprised that like how they are.

And then I thought, I must go back to this and say something. Yeah, yeah. Because anyone who sees that and so happens to be going to Budapest will think, I think that's clean. Yeah. We know how you feel about all sorts of things like that.

So anyway, after that, I was a bit shook up. So I decided not really go back into the bath and I just sat at the side and watched Jason like swimming around because he loves water. Yeah. You know, quite childlike as a person. So he's swimming about and he's watching I'm watching make shapes in the water and all that, do you know?

Why do you say this, why do men or boyfriends do this on holiday where they're like, babe, let me just go under the water and hold my breath and see how long you're going to hold it. Watch me and see if I make it to the other side of the pool and then you have to be like, yeah, you made it. I was looking at every two minutes and being like, stick my thumbs up and he's sticking them back and I'm like, well, because I didn't, like we'd put our phones in the locker and all that, well, in the wee lockdown

we had at this point because Jason's like pure Mr. Security. Like we can't leave it and it, but stolen. Would have been fine, but, you know. So I was, I'll just put mine as well, saves the drama. So I wasn't even, like, sitting on that. So I was literally watching him. And any time he moved, I was, like, giving him, like, thumbs up to be, like, I can see you. I'm like, that's, like, as if you're my child.

Yeah, that's what I mean. It is, like, having a child. And they had, like, you know, when the water shoots out of, like, statues and that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They had that, but it's, like, really heavy. And a lot of people stand under it for age. Because I think it's actually meant to be good for your back. Like a massage, yeah.

And he was, like, standing under that, like, letting him go all over his face. and then he was like making faces and then he was getting raging because a guy came in next to him and all that I'm like, can you just get out of there? It's too far and also someone messaged me and I just thank the Lord above

that I didn't get a massage there because someone messaged me and I didn't see it till after I left saying whatever you do don't get a massage and I was like oh my God why tell me why because I was kind of thinking about it

whilst he was splashing about and she said that her boy it was years ago apparently but her boyfriend came out of the massage and he did a rash all over his face because obviously there was something on the bed that he was lying on. Can you imagine that happened to me?

No, that place sounds serious. I would actually need to scrape that skin off my face of it. Like, I can't call that. Anyway, I do feel like everyone needs to try it if you're there. Like, just go in the outdoor ones. Yeah. Don't expect to stay for hours and hours. Like, it's just quite a nice experience.

You can get out of the way and forget about it. Maybe, I don't know. If you don't know that kind of thing. And then apart from that, we just ate our way through. Budapest, to be honest. Sounds fantastic. The food looked great. Yeah.

Went to the castle area. Yeah. The castle grounds and all that. That was lovely. But we had good weather, so I feel like that just helps, doesn't it? I mean, it was chilly, but the sun was out. Yeah. That's nice weather when it's like that, isn't it?

Yeah. Crisp but dry. Not a wetness in the air. Yeah, love that. But I mean, I would recommend everyone to go there. Yeah, I'd love to go Budapest. It's definitely on top of the My City Break List to go. Shame up the flights from...

Scottish airports are shite. I know. Maybe for me when I particularly need to go though because I suppose you had good flights but I just can't find me. Our like times were good in a way but we did go Tuesday Saturday so a lot of people. That's right. That's actually not really good flights to people. Yeah.

Whereas Jason booked it so he probably just went for whatever flights over available to be honest. That was Edinburgh. Oh yeah of course. Yeah. Because I'm trying to go away with Richard at the end of March for his break and there is not a single flight that's workable for either the less. late Thursday evening, Friday morning, until the Sunday.

Nothing except Amsterdam, but that is, I was telling you this yesterday, it's extortionate. So expensive, yeah. So expensive. Do you know what else? I'm quite passionate about? Well, both of us are actually when we're on holiday. Go to McDonald's. Passionate.

I was not expecting that. I mean, I really love a Mac is, but why? Absolutely. But I actually just think going and seeing what different things they have in their menu. Oh, right. Like, they've always got cool things. That's true. Because in America they have Dr. Pepper.

No, but do you know what they had? Which were unbelievable, curly fries. Wow. Unbelievable. Had them twice. Hmm. I actually just ate shite the whole time, to be honest with you. Pizas, burgers.

You had a Starbucks for your breakfast one morning. No, we'd a Starbucks at half one in the afternoon because we couldn't find a breakfast place that's done things that we both liked. Then they stopped doing breakfast because it was getting so late. Then we were up in the castle grounds and there was nowhere to get food. And you were back to drop dead. I was literally about to drop dead. I'd done 50,000 steps.

And the only thing that was there is Starbucks, so we got a chocolate muffin. Yeah, why not? That wasn't really out of choice. I wouldn't just eating Starbucks, I think it's quite shit. Yeah. But apart from that, we ate well, because after that, we went and get a big dirty burger from this cool place.

Yeah, that looked nice. Unbelievable. And that teaky bar looked good. And I meant to write this down, but it's come back to me, so I'm glad it did. I kept my pickles on my McDonald's burger, and I kept them on my burger in that other place. So you'd normally pick your pickles out?

I used to pick them off until we tried that thing. And now you, did you like it? Loved it. Pickle convert. And I thought I need to tell everyone this. Yes. Gurkins have had a bad rep for many years. They're on a comeback.

I think I agree. And do you know what? I feel like I always knew I would like them, but I didn't. I wasn't to have all this stuff in your burger type person. Yeah, I feel like Girkins are the new olives for people in our, like, this sort of generation.

Olives are in a quiet taste. They come of age. When you're more mature, you start, you like them and you start getting a bit more adventurous with the types. Like Nando's olives are the ones that you try at the start. Everyone tries the night. Nando's olives.

Yeah. Because they are actually good. Then you get a bit more adventurous and then you start trying all sorts. But I think with pickles, you start with your girkin and then now we're getting wrapping it with the fucking fruit roll-up.

See, I did it opposite way around. I did the opposite and I think it did me good. Yeah. You started high. Actually, it was crunching in and thinking, wow. Really? This is amazing.

Mmm. I also had an actual burger place, not McDonald's. I also had coleslaw on my burger and I had some sauce and I was like... You're so adventurous. Matt My palate

is matured It's way above 26 now Or maybe it's now at 26 Do you know what I was thinking it yesterday Zoe came over mine for dinner And you are now

Without a doubt Probably one of my friends Because I have said this before I have to have friends That love food Around me That's just weird for me You are definitely

someone that has the biggest appetite of my friends now I mean this in the nice way Let me finish this sentence I don't know when to stop eating Finish it fucking wisely I don't know when to stop eating I'm always like

Oh anyone want to share this with me Why I want to share that? You're always the one that goes Yeah fuck it why not You are that friend now But I'm not sure it's because I'm like so invested in food I think it's because I'm actually a greedy pig

Yeah but even then though You're up for trying anything I think No I definitely am I just think Do you know what it is It's not that I don't like things But say go back to McDonald's for ease right Say I got I'm at Chink's sandwich

with cheese, which is what I love. I don't get the lettuce on it because I'm like, it's a burger, I'm being bad. I don't, what's this fucking slice of lettuce? Yeah, but it's not about the health side of it. It's the texture of it. I know, but I just, it's things like that I'm like, it's not that I don't like it.

It's just that I prefer without, or I prefer, I'm happy to pick things off things and all that. It's actually not that I don't like it. It's just that I'm like, for this meal, we'd rather without. Right. Whereas that roast that you made us was amazing and I took everything of it, even though I'm not massive unpersonaps.

but I ate them and I liked them but what you might have noticed or what me and jelly were actually discussing was I keep everything separate on my plate. I know that was confusing me right so made a rose yesterday for the girls and it was I've

all made everything you could possibly think of didn't I pretty much. There was not one single thing missing it was unbelievable. It was pretty good and it was quite a quick one as well I didn't really I think I did put a lot of effort into it but it wasn't my best but and I did peel the potatoes. Yeah you did And the parsnips.

And the parsnaps, which I didn't really know was a passionate. Yeah, she was like, well, I never peeled a parsnip before. And I was, my gravy is just elite. And I was pouring it on and I had quite a lot of messages when I posted my gravy on my Sunday roast. Because I'm passionate about a home-cooked roast. This is how I want it to be served in restaurants.

And I know it's never going to be like that because it's like slop on a plate, but that's how I like it. And somebody messaged me like, you did not just pour gravy over cottage cheese, cauliflower cheese. I'm like, yeah, fucking did. Like, why an earth would? I not.

If you're having gravy, you're pouring it over everything, you're not just... Yeah, but that made me think that there's people that are so particularly with their roast dinners where you, like you just said there, you eat everything separately, or you just have gravy in the oaks, you're putting it on the meat, you couldn't have the gravy touch and the roasties or you wouldn't have, like, I have mustard on mine. You didn't have any mustard. I didn't even notice that was an option. Yeah, put three different jars on next to it, mate, with the gold spoons and that you took the piss out of when you're washing up. That, I mean, that is something I wouldn't add, to be honest.

I would add a bit of beetroot maybe. Sorry. That's got to be a Scottish thing. Beach root. I think we've had this discussion in the chat before. But anyway, I'd maybe add a bit of beetroot or maybe I'd... You can't just slide that in. Pickled onions?

No! Maybe that's just something my nanopoos in a wee dish. She's in the middle of the table. My goodness. Beech root. You're saying that weird. I'm saying it how it's spelled. Beat root.

Beot. Bitrit. Beat root. That just sound quite posh. But I mean, right, I don't. Do you know what it is? I used to not like my food touching naturally at all. Don't judge me.

I'm thinking of this week. I really like it. I used to not like my food touching at all and it was that I didn't mix things. But now I think it's just how I plate my food because I do like, I will put a bit of meat, then a bit of potato, a bit of parsing of all in the one fork

all in the one mouthful. But I never used to do that. I don't know if I like food piling on each other. It kind of puts me off. That's what I hate a bit of carving. Oh, that piling on. That's what, to me, that's what an English roast is. But you know, the thing is with Scotland, you've only got Toby Carverie here.

And that is just not it. I can't tell you how much I don't like it there. It's not it. It's not it. I feel so sad for you lot, but you're lacking so much great carvries. I don't feel sad for us because I think a home roast is always going to be. I roast out anyway. Yeah, no, I do agree, but it's an effort, isn't it?

I know. And I mean, I'm not, well, I mean, I'm not making it. Yeah. But I've had a roast dinner at bananas every Sunday my whole life, so I'm lucky. and that's why I love them. That's nice. And also, when I go to Tobacarvary, I think it's... Oh, tastes the same, don't you think?

But it's also shite compared to a home one, which I think if I didn't have my... Have that, I maybe wouldn't think it was as shite is what I do. Yeah. You're looking to compare it to. But also, yours was amazing. Thank you. So is that a whole big thing, or...

I mean, absolutely. But what I will say is I don't have a dining table, so we are sitting around my coffee table and I've just had my living room done. That didn't bother me at all. Did it not? Did it not? It bothered me.

I think that's quite. you're a young group of friends, someone's made your dinner. You know, you're just all jumping in, help them out where you can. But I just honestly feel like, I said this to Richard, so I don't mind saying that on the podcast, but if I was single, I would thrive. I know I've said this a few times before. I'm confused that they're relevant to you.

Okay, but listen, I would have my mates over all the time. And he was out yesterday, all day and all night, got pumped by Celtic 5-1, and then he went out in Wunderbartel 2.30 in the morning, and I was at home being wholesome with my friends, cooking a roast. I would do that every weekend if I had a house to myself. And it's not that he's an issue, it's a problem that he's there, because

I just appreciate that it's his home. And we haven't really got a lot of, like, socialising kitchens and spare rooms and dining rooms to go in. It's just either my living room or my tiny borrower's kitchen. So if you had people over and he was in, or vice versa, it's very like, someone then needs to be, like, out of their space because there's not more than one socialising space. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, I get what you mean. So I feel like, to answer your question is every week. I wish it could be if he was out every week every weekend and I would have all my mates over. Gee, do you know what you need to do? You need to make a Sunday night class at the gym and thatcher needs to take it every week. No, you need to have about four classes in a row

actually and he needs to coach them all. Bitch boy can get to work on a Sunday. So that I can be at dresses for a roast. Yeah. He loves cleaning the gym? I could just set him up in a cleaning row. He really does love cleaning the gym. Well, I actually cleaned up the whole roast, didn't it? The whole plate. So everything pots? Yes, but the

The reason is that is Zoe right, and I did not expect this, but all my friends came over. This is how cute. I felt like we were really cute and adulthood yesterday. But all the girls came over and every single person brought me an item where there was a bunch of flowers, biscuits, chocolates, bottle of wine. Sorry, he came up with fuck-all. I see you nearly every day. And then she came in and then I said, right, then the pots are to you. And she did wash all the pots to be fair, although you did leave three big dishes for me.

They needed to sleep. And I had to get to the shop with my message's in for the week. Look, I see you all the time. if I bought you stuff every time I see me. You'd be skinned. But yeah, that's what's been on our plate. But also, can we discuss my lovely living room that I've been speaking about for six months? It was gorgeous.

I finally have my light living room. Zoe, the difference, please. It really is like a warm, cozy, gorgeous space. I just feel like a brand new person. I can't explain to you. Being in a light space with sad disorder is just perfect for me. But you've also done it right in terms of it's like much lighter because obviously you've got lighter walls, lighter couch, lighter bits and bulbs

but it's not like beige, beige, beige. Dark and like cold because it's like... Yeah, because I've got the warm colours in. Rust colours and olive. It's like autumnal. Yeah. And even Richard will admit, has he admitted to you, Jay? Well, he has to me.

He admitted to us yesterday, yeah. He fucking loves it. He was like, it's really pains me to say it, but it's much better. Thanks. so yeah that's what I haven't left my living room been a right lazy bastard to be fair but I haven't left my living room for about three weeks I've been to the gym and back might even had I think I've done 20 steps in the day it's that bad that's how much I love it so it's kind of done the opposite effect on me but you'll outgrow that it's just that you're

like really proud to sit in it just yeah I am you're enjoying the feeling of being there but that's like when you get a new house productive yeah a new room you want to spend time in it but it kind of in a good way dies down a bit and then you just enjoy it when you're in it. That's very true. But yeah, but saying that, from today, I am going to be the busiest woman for the next three and a half weeks, aren't I?

You are. We're going to Milan in the morning. You fly back to London from Milan? On a work trip, yeah, then I fly into London for another event and then I'm back for three days and then I fly to Barbados for the week. And then I'm back.

I was meant to be back for two days. I've got a work thing on the Friday with you and then I was meant. meant to go away with Richard to Amsterdam. Not that we can't afford it, but we don't want to spend two grand on fucking three nights. Get lost. Not doing that.

So we're just going to go to Edinburgh. I'm actually going to stay in the Balmoral. We're going to try and stay in there. I never stayed dead for. Yeah. So that is the plan. But apart from that, I really haven't been up too much. So I don't really have anything to update,

apart from just being a lazy motherfucker. Oh, well, well. And I've got to go leave this podcast after this and pack a suitcase, hand luggage. Pains me. Can't do it. Can't pack light. I couldn't be less glad that that's not me

because I can't pack light either like we went for, I know it was technically four nights there but a short trip, most would say and we had a heavy sticker on our case. On your hand luggage? No, we booked a case on. Oh, did you? That we shared and we had a heavy sticker on it.

Yeah. Like we were there for four days. I know, but for me that's what I need. It's options. I also feel like, I know, see the thing is I actually didn't have options but it's we both. Jason actually wasn't as much of a trainer person as me but he kind of became one

just actually really recently so we both took four pairs of shoes like there is no need for that but I think there is matching shoes yeah we saw that right and I want to make this clear

I'm not on board with that and I'm not like oh that's cute and like oh we're romantic oh look at us and all that right shut up you loved it no that's enough

I showed him the trainers said I'm going to get these what do you think bearing the mind he usually said you've got enough fucking trainers you know buying another pair

and he was like they're quite nice actually I might get them and then I thought you know what you need some new trainers you can get them and then they came and I thought they're fucking well nice I'm buying them and then we both took them and we were going to both wear them travelling there and I thought no I'll put another pair on

I've got plenty and then we were there there was just a day that that was just what I had to wear and he also had to wear them so there we were matching trainers some would say cute some would say cringe weird I would go for the weird side but you know can't have ever seen that before rich to be fair a few times

there was something in the paper that I would like to discuss with you all because it makes me fume I was having my nails them and somebody said to me did you see what they're saying now in the government of what they were going to do when they first discovered COVID? Did you know that our government were considering to kill every single domestic cat

in the whole of the country? I'm sorry, what's that got to do with it please? My question, exactly. Can you actually, my cats would have been like, I'm frank, I would have been fucking hard me in the cupboard. They would have had to fucking fight me to get my boys off me.

Can you actually imagine? No, I won't imagine Richard in this situation. It would have been war. I mean, he cries looking at his cast because he thinks are so cute. So he would... Did you know that?

I caught him crying. I caught Richard Tate crying on Saturday night. We watched a new movie, Ticket to Paradise with Julia Robertson, George Clooney. So it was quite like happy ending where you know the credits are going up

and you're feeling a bit that wholesome. Owen was fast asleep on the sofa to the left. He had tears streaming down his face. I was like, is everything all right, babe? He was just love them so much. I was like, oh my God. I come at this point. I actually think that's like mentally not okay.

Like I think that's questionable. That's a human being that you're trying. I just can't deal with how much he loves them so much. I get like the, the teeth getting getting thing when you're looking at your pet and you're like, I could just squeeze you like I love you. But I think reducing yourself to tears is just another thing. Oh, actually, just touching base quickly on,

so I'm going to Milan with Doppio Malto Beer Company and they're taking me around all the breweries and all the restaurants. But one of the nights was meant to go and see Lewis Capaldi and an hour ago he's putting a story, it's cancelled on it. You are joking me? No. That's the whole reason, well, half of the reason I was meant to go on this trip was to go and see Lewis. Why is he cancelled?

Because you're not seen on TikTok. He's losing his voice and he can't sing on any of the shows. So he did Stockholm last night or something. And it was quite a poor performance because he's, you know, losing his voice. Oh, that's a shame. I know. And he's cancelled Milan and something else. It's cancelled Milan and something else.

I'm fuming. Yeah, no, that's shit. But I'm not fuming. I hope he gets better. But yeah. So I'm sorry about that. Sending and we'll wish. Yeah, sending you well wishes.

Lou. We just thought we would just kind of go through our makeup bag because we get a lot of questions about it and I thought this would be a good time because I'm packing my suitcase tonight and I'm going to sort of I don't know about you Zoe but everything in my makeup bag

it's a huge thing is everything I agree I don't have this like makeup drawer that people have. Oh I do have that as well but they're just like left over random bits that I don't dare took away but yeah like I have some things in this like box thing that have my hair drying in that

and like random like bits but everything I use is always in that one bag Yeah same even though it's big I take it like to work on that sometimes Yeah. Mine is like a massive thing. But anyway, I'm running out of everything and I need to do a look fantastic order. So I thought it probably a good time

to actually go through it one by one with you and then we can, I can tell you why I need to top up on and what I'd like to, maybe you can inspire me for some stuff. And anyone listen, you can spy me too. But I probably won't go through every single thing, but maybe we start with what we do with our face first. Okay. Yeah?

Sorry, Graham, this might ping. you the next 15 minutes so excited for us I've got a lot of base products here hogging all the chocolate buttons I think I like the whole lot oh I've got another foundation stick there I've got all different sort of things in this makeup bag for different occasions so full of face lighter face gym face not that I wear any makeup to the gym to be fair but I mean sometimes if I do go to the gym to be fair actually I do put a slight bit of pink

okay most importantly we've got SPF in our hands I'm saying most importantly right I'm a sometimes gal with this that's bad Zoe I know but do you know what it is I don't put this on and think wow I feel her look great I know it's not going to change the way I look but SPF is just sun cream to me

it's your maus putting your sun cream on your face on holiday she's got the P20 out and she's putting it in your eyes. That's what that gives me. Yeah. But anyway, I've had it on every day for the last couple weeks. I'm getting much better and I've got the La Roche Posey one. Yep, great one that one. That's a 50.

Yeah. And I have the, I don't know how to say this, courts. SPF 50 Allo Soothing Sun Cream. I love that one. But I'm probably going to go and switch to Heliocare. I used to use it back in the day, but I might try that one.

one next when this one's finished. Obviously before this, by the way, we have a very good skincare regime, which we can talk about another episode, but... Can't give you too much at once, you know. I genuinely do think, though, a good makeup day is when you have a good base or you've had a good hydrated skin beforehand.

Absolutely. I always find that down a pint of water an hour before you do your makeup as well. It's a really good, a little tip. What, yeah, actually see an instant difference? I just feel like my face looks plump and hydrated, yeah? my eyes look brighter as well I think that's in your head but we'll try it

what about this if you use Bobby Brown what is that oh don't rate it Zoe don't love it either everyone rates about this what is it vitamin enriched face base nah everyone's chatting shit when they say that they love that product it smells like ass for a start and it makes your skin greasy

I'm just gonna put it out there unpopular opinion I do not rate Bobby Brown face base no that's that sparring scent that I just dislike Do you know what Prime and I like. I don't actually know if I've got it in here, you know. Fenty. Oh yeah, I've heard that's good. Is that? Yeah, the Fenty primer. Actually, I've used that for years now. I love that. So my primer, what it was, Becca. I've still got some here.

Look at it. Discontinued. Becker, look at that. That is probably worth its weight and gold. That's a sin that. So I've got Becca here. And then I also switch between the Veev Skin Nova and also the Elimis Superfood one. all three of them, rate them all, love them. What about you? So he's doing what they do on YouTube where they put their hand behind it. Today I am using this product. I mean, I feel like I'm not as adventurous.

Yeah, I just use the Fendi Primer. And then, right, so what's happened to me here is, as we've spoke about before, I'm passionate about flawless filter, right? Yeah. But I'm actually quite upset because I ordered new stuff from Charlotte Tilbury the day we got back from skiing because I was running out as you know

ordered quite a few bits, spent a decent bit of money didn't come for ages so I thought I'll email them oh sorry it's been lost in transit I thought oh thanks for the notifications you know what I mean anyway again nothing so I thought well the second bat should be here by now emailed them again oh it's been lost in transit again and I thought you know what I actually just want a refund so I don't have flawless filler at the moment but what I do have

You can't get flawless filter anywhere. On Charlotte, I'll do it. Is it back and stop? Well, the shade. I was going to get 4.5 and it was. But I actually had the beautiful skin foundation before the flawless filter. Yeah. Or I got it at the same time, maybe. And I wasn't a massive fan of it, but I went back to it and fuck me all of it.

Yeah, this is what I mean. Your skin changes do through the seasons and sometimes you try things, you're not shit for me, and then you try it with something else. I also think I got it when I was having a slight... I know I don't have much of a breakout these days because, obviously, I was marketing a few years ago, But at that point I was having like a wee weird mini breakout. I actually have a big massive spot on my face right now, but anyway.

And it's not got that much covered. So I think I wasn't enjoying it because I wasn't feeling my skin was nice. But then when I used this when I was away, gorgeous. But also. You're quite passionate about this. I'm not tried this before. On the cheaper end of the scale, L'Oreal, true match, unbeaten. Really?

I would say these are a different customer, perhaps. Oh, for sure. Price point, big thing. But I mean more like maybe your desired results. Beautiful skin, I would say, is quite, you're touching your face and you're getting foundation on your finger 10 hours later. Oh, not about that.

But that does do that. I feel like it stays quite wet, but I quite like the dewy looks. Like I'm okay with that. Okay. But true match, more matte, and it's just amazing. I think the coverage is just great. I feel of our friends are quite passionate about that one. Not heavy, just nice, gorgeous.

And that's one thing about me. I'm going to say that I have, um, what would you say, expensive taste when it comes to skincare, makeup and fragrance. I have to give you, yeah, I'm very much like that. I'm not, I'm not a snob and anything other than in life. I'm not even a snob about this either, but I, I'm super drug stuff. I go in there for lip glosses like Nix, NYX or mascaraas. Miscaras are unbeaten from like Rimmel, all that shite.

They are the best. There's no point in buying a fancy-pancy mascara from anywhere. Rubbish. But the rest of myself in a makeup bag, I will say, is quite expensive. I wouldn't say I'm as, just getting out. I wouldn't say I'm as high, well, most of my stuff is Charlotte Tilbury, I would say, but fragrance is the one that kills me. Yeah.

Because I'm just not buying that for myself. I have no perfume right now. Oh, really? Someone needs to buy me an expensive perfume, because I'm not buying it for myself. So foundation for me, I have the flawless filter in shade four. and then the luminous silk, which we've spoke about before. It's about 60 grid, a bloody bottle. But that all lasts me about a year, and I rarely use it, to be fair.

But how I get my coverage is from my concealer. So these are the two unmatched concealers of all time. You can go to every single concealer, and you will always come back to this. Nars in the shade creamy concealer and shade custard, fucking best. Or the tart. Tart, you can get it on KVC, Sephora is coming. into the UK now. I don't know if anyone knows that. Yeah, you can get tart on something else now. I can't remember.

I get it in shade 27S, light, medium sand. A lot of people ask me about that because it's, it really is a great concealer. It's so thick though, but it's so fucking good for dark circles. I mean, my concealer, I just have the Maybe one, which is meant to be, like, NAR's. But I've tried it, I don't agree. I think the colours off. I don't agree either, but I

just needed, like, one from the shop, you know, had no time for ordering online, so here we are. And I actually don't think the coverage good at all. Put it under my eyes and they're still black. Yeah. That's why you need the tart. But applying it has to be with a damp beauty blender. This is where I go wrong.

Yeah. I... No one can be asked to damp it, can they? I'm not damping that. I run around in the morning like heedless chicken. I don't have time to even damp my beauty blender. I've got no spare second. Right.

So maybe that's why I don't think that a concealer's that good because I'm not really applying it well. No, that is the key. But also, just when we set our concealer, I don't really set my makeup. I don't really like it that much, but I don't have a powder. I've slightly changed because on TikTok, obviously,

everyone loves that Laura Mercy and translucent powder, which I've never really got on that well with. But the Charlott Tillby pressed powder, applying it with a powder puff as opposed to a beauty blender or a brush. Fucking here we're back in the 1960s. A powder puff, honestly, is life changing.

How do you put your fingers in? Yeah, yeah, dab, dab. And you just put it in and you down. Honestly, the cream. creases of your thing will go. And I don't really like it when powder oxidises under your foundation and then it goes yellowy. So that's what I found Laura Mercia did for me.

But I feel like with the powder puff, if you apply it with that, it's life-changing, I swear. Well, every day is a school day, I'm right. So, right, next one. Let's run through this quickly, quickly. Because G's absolutely switched off. Here's bored out his tetties over there. I have not heard the word you've said for the last 20 minutes.

well do you know what the fans asked you so we're providing yeah right bronzers quickly we've both got the same thing refi tan tan as well yeah it's changed chanelle universal bronzer in the circle part me both used to love that didn't we don't love it anymore i'm afraid i don't love it either still got it it changes no colour on my skin i'm confused why i thought that's good rafi this you need a tiny we need a tiny bit of this tiny bit and i like the rify brush that it comes with but a lot of people don't because It's quite thin bits, so it comes, yeah, so people think that goes like streaky, but you just need to keep rubbing it in. It's like a stiff little brush, yeah, but I've started using this, like a big blush brush with it, and I actually got one like that, and I should actually start using it, because I bet it goes on much softer. Yeah. Because sometimes I do feel like it almost see it looks a tiny bit patchy from the brush, but refinery bronzer, it can't beat it. But also, can I just quickly say that I also bought the Charlotte Tilbury Hollywood contour wand in medium deep,

and that is great for actually going... Heard that. and a really, really great colour when it's blended in. Okay, blusher, I believe. We've got the same. Charlotte Tilbury Glow Gasm in shade pink. Pink Gasm. Pink Gasm.

I tried peach gasm. It was not for me. Have you seen the brought out matte ones of this? Yeah, but that doesn't do that for me. No, I think it will. I need to send you this video of an, kind of skin influencer, Brian and Blake applying it. And actually, I think that doesn't need to be glowing,

because everything else we do use is quite glowing and see when she puts the colors on her skin there's four colors and you could use them all. Really? Like they look unreal and I really want to try it. Powder blush I use. This is fucking amazing. This is my third one.

Excuse me, the Veeve palette. The VEve Pescah blush. The only thing I will say about the VE products is because obviously my makeup bag is an absolute trashy mess because it's like cardboardy packaging. It gets that. It gets really, it rips and just looks like a bit. I don't know.

It just falls apart So that's the only thing I would say about the actual packaging But the products of VIV are amazing So that Pesca blush is I don't use that powder brush I actually just use the Charlotte Tellberry one But you know what? I was one of the blush girls And when I was at school and I was of bright pink cheeks

And actually I'm here for it Yeah people are loving that I have no regrets What is that bright pink blush that's going viral at the moment Everyone's loving? Real Beauty No not rare beauty No it's like a palette

powder brush. Not sure. It's like a dull pink. Okay, quickly then. Browls, I've got so many products in here, but I've got so many brow products. Brows, I have the one and only

Rimmel Wonderful brow and dark brown. I also have Refai brow gel. Sorry, I don't actually rate it. It goes white on your brows. And niche brow gel. Oh yeah, the niche brow. I've got that as well. I love that. I love that.

In medium brown. I have the TikTok sensation, the honey glue, pink honey gel my friend Rebecca raves about this it really just makes it eyebrows stick up but to colour mine in I just use the Nix microbrow pencil in Brunette and that is brilliant it's nearly as thin as the rife brow pencil

which is brilliant yeah I do also love the niche but I want to be fair I also like it as a like an eye liner a wee brown eyeliner because I'm not a massive eye makeup girl we know that but that's that's my new thing gorgeous Speaking of brown I actually had this stiller brown liquid eyeliner and the brown mascara

from that what's that mascara that you made me buy on look fantastic the one that I've got right here best mascara in the world, Mabeline Sky High Maybelline Sky High but I got it in brown I've had a brown mascara before because actually I actually like a no mascara look if I'm being honest but when I don't have my eyelashes tinted they're actually white

so a brown is a good in between Sorry, I've got a really, really... You've got a bit of a... A wee frog. Sorry. A wee baked beans stuck in your throat, have you? Right, eyeshadows. I know you probably don't really use them, but I use...

Not a single one in there. Either, a bronzer, a powder bronzer, but I've been using this, what clout, soft matte eyeshadow from Mac in like a really nice brown. And then if I go out, I've got this gorgeous palette from Pillow Talk Dreams, eyeshadow from Charlotte Tilbury.

It's like four colours. Really nice for like green eyes, To be fair, I actually do put Benefit Hula powder bronzer on my eyelids when I'm going out on the RANDAN. Yes. Right, quickly then. Lip products. Lip products. Okay, so I've got my favourite Mac lip liner is stripped down and I love the Morphy sweet tea.

And I love Huda Beauty in Flirt and Charlotte Tilbury Pillow Talk. So I've got Mac and Spice. Too pink for me but nice. No, it's far too pink for me. me I actually don't like it. But I'm using it at the moment because I've also got Charlotte Tilbury pillow top but I can't find my fricking sharpener anywhere.

But I would say palesops. Wow. Jess, that's 100% my sharpener. No, it's not. It's mine, you bitch. I'll do it after in the bin. I don't believe you. It is mine. Lip glosses, I could sell them to the world.

Wow, you've got so many. They all live in my handbag each day. I don't know why that is. I also do like pillow talk. No, sorry, Belle, Teddy lipstick. I don't mind that every so often, but I'm not in the lipstick type as much.

Yeah, what is that? The lipstick I've got here is the Charlotte Tilbury pillow talk, a Charlotte Tilbury one in Dance Floor Princess, and I also just like covering my lip with lip liner and then putting on like a glass, to be honest. I've got, do you say Knicks?

Nix or NYX? Is that Madeleine? No, I've got butter gloss. actually in sugar high, really nice. I've also got rodeo lip oil, quite nice. Let me try that. Vieve, lip dew. Oh, love that one.

Stunning, don't be put off that it's sparkly. It doesn't look sparkly when it's on. It just looks pure wet, juiciness. I've also got the Dior lip glow oil. I've just tried this. Rodeo lip oil, plumping collagen oil. That is gorgeous. Wow, that's meant to be really popular, is it not?

Yeah, the Dior one. The Dior lip oils. Do you know what I will say? I actually love it when I put on, but I don't. I don't like go for it, you know. I don't go in my makeup bag and grab it. Try that.

It's not my first choice. I got the Huda Beauty lip gloss the day from Harrod's Beauty. Oh my god, that applicator is stunning. It feels like a dream. Oh my god. It's like cushioning your luscious lips. Dior lip oil in cherry.

Mmm. I'm buying that. I actually do love it. I just don't reach for it. It's weird. I also have the Dior lip maximizer, which is the plumping one. Gorgeous.

Which is actually gorgeous. I was some fucking rich bitch. How could we miss this? The Pillow, is this the Hyleronic? I don't have mine with me, but the Charlotte Tilbury, Happy Kiss, hyloronic lipstick in Pillow called Happy Kiss is amazing. They are good, yeah.

I have to agree with you there. Oh, do you know what I actually want to talk about that I'm not loving? Yeah. Refie lips. Yeah, I've got that as well with me, Zoe, here. What color's yours? Top.

Top. Same and it's grey. It's very mattey. It's grey. It's so dull. I'm not a fan but maybe I just chose the wrong colour for me. Yeah.

But their lip gloss comes with a... Lipsetter? No. The lip gloss comes with a metal roller ball thing well not a roller ball, a wee like cooling thing and that does feel nice putting on. It's like dead cool.

Not sold. Bad that I never used that either. I bought this lipstick in Australia about three years ago. shan de kai i think that's how you pronounce it but it looks like shanty kali and you get it from spacing k in shade sari rose it is without a doubt the most beautiful nude glossy lipstick ever look i'm getting my nails in it now but it's so expensive i mean you get a new one of that okay last but not least my favorite highlighter i forgot about that actually for you oh i was last step

we've both got that i can see that the highlighter that i will fucking rave about you will live and die on that hill. I will never ever stop using this. I believe you. Is the iconic luminator in shade original. The one bottle will last you a year, one little dab on your nose, your high points of your cheeks and your

forehead and you are a glow princess. But I also got roped into buying refied Topaz gloss highlighter and I do like it. I've got that as well. But it makes me look wet. I agree which sometimes you feel it's

the vibe and sometimes you don't. Do you know what I will say? I actually don't also put a highlighter on, hardly ever. I forget about it. Yeah. Because I feel like everyone's going for these products just now

that do make you look like Jew anyway. Yeah. So I'm kind of like the highlighter is as necessary. What I will say, I'm so sorry if I offend everyone, anyone here because I will. Please stop putting glitter on your cheeks. Glitter? Who does that?

Like glittery highlighter, like glittery powder highlighter, please stop doing that. Oh, you mean like, remember the old bloody becker champagne pop? Yeah. Like, I know that's people's thing but I just need you to try a liquid highlighter that's not glittery and your life will be changed forever.

Okay. And then we set our makeup. I use the Charlotte Tilbury Airbrush, flawless filter setting spray or the urban decay all nighter. Both of them are so good and it actually work. Agree.

Also, whilst we're speaking about makeup, we should probably mention that. See the flawless filter. The elf. Doop. Duop. Is meant to be amazing. Is it?

So if you either can't get Charlotte Tilbury or you're looking for a cheap alternative of which you'd be better trying first, to be honest. Okay. That's meant to be amazing. And in my makeup bag, I have the rifei, stippling brush, blusher brush.

I have a kabuki sort of foundation bush. I know, what the fuck. A beauty blender. And then my Kit Co. Pro brushes, honestly, I wouldn't even be influenced by my makeup brushes. They're a shocker. Mine are all real techniques. Easy in it.

Also More chocolate What I wanted to ask And I was like your honest answer Do you clean your makeup brushes Yes I do Zoe Absolutely never do I do that I'm going to go home tonight and do it

No I never It's so honestly Zoe I'm not going to say I do it a lot I do it before I go on holiday Because when I'm putting this foundation brush now It's sort of like I can hear it going As it's going on my skin

That is dirty Look I'll be completely honest I will just buy a new packet of brushes No, Zoe, they're making so soft and fresh when you wash them. I can't be arsed with that. You just got a makeup brush of thing and get shampoo. When do people have the time?

Well, you don't, but... Anyway, rambling on too much now. Give you my shop in the back? No, I've not used it yet. I need a bin. I'll do it after. Graham is... Absolutely dealing with us. You've been sneakily filming us quite a lot.

Just updating social media and that, you know, super busy over him. Bank, bank. You've made me feel so uncomfortable. You've just accused. G or producer slash friend of a whank bank with us in it. Sorry, Gwen. Lowering it there. Anyway, that was fantastic episode.

I really enjoyed that. It was like an actual conversation. We can maybe do skincare in a few weeks' time. Yeah, but that won't take half as long. Oh, well, don't know. Skincare queen over there. I know, but I like what I like now. And I've actually got some new bits to talk about.

But what we could actually do is talk about skincare that I've used previously that I really did love that I don't longer use. Absolutely. I love hearing makeup wrecks. Same right. Let's fuck off now. Yeah, bye. Fuck you. Kedin, love you all. Love you all. Anyway, thank you so much for listening. I hope you enjoyed the episode and we will see you next Tuesday. Bye.

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