A Lot On Your Plate - S3 Ep12: Happy Halloween Piggies

Episode Date: October 31, 2023

This week we chat all things Halloween! We asked you lovely listeners for some spooky ghost stories and discuss THAT Amsterdam story!! Enjoy…BOO👻 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here we go. Pekaboo! Happy Halloween! Happy Halloween, guys. We hope you've had a wonderful week so far. And you've got everything ready for spooky season. See when you actually think about it, going to a random house his doors is creepy yeah we were talking about the other day and do you know

what's even weird are the ones that invite you in that's never happened to me so when did that happen well you've never got invited into like tell your joke and that in like the hallway never i have quite a few of times what were you on your own or with your parents no i think my pals isn't it weird no never and like sometimes you i remember going around the doors and my pals estate because I always went to them because I lived like away from school and um we actually went in and like spent a bit of time in some houses like because they were all like set up and all that wow and you like dunt for apples and that but like in the random house that is kind of weird isn't it yes i just don't think that you'd get away with that these days no you absolutely would

not um but luckily where my flat is and yours i bet you don't get many trick or treats well you wouldn't because you would need to come into like the clothes and you can't get in the course. Yeah. So I love it. I don't want kids in my door anyway. And G hates kids with face paints on as well, so he's like, hard know.

So, happy Halloween. Today's episode, we're going to speak about some spooky stories. And just going to be a little bit of the catch-up. And we have a spit or swallow. We're annoyed because we haven't got a small business shout out this week. There is one that we really want to do, but basically they're closed every week we record. So we're going to make that happen next week, I think.

But we're punting M&S again. and we're sick of it like just give us a sponsorship for god's sake it's ridiculous actually so we have weirdly one of our lovely pub pigs sent us this and said we need to try it and when I was doing my shop last week for our episode I saw it and I sent it to Zoe and I was like oh my god need this it is basically just a peanut butter

but it's called fruit and nut butter I think it may be like a Christmassy version because it's got a star on the front what is that like weightness at the top of it it's making me feel ill that's oil it's always like that my penis butters. I've never noticed that in my life. So it's a smooth peanut butter with chopped sultanas, cinnamon and orange flavour and it's meant to be amazing. I'm going to give

it a go. I've actually got some chopped apple here, Pink Lady ofs. And we, I think banana's are good with peanut butter as well but you weren't quite sure what we could try this with. Well I picked it up yesterday and sent to the Jess and then I thought what are we putting this on or doing with this because it's not the type of flavour that you would just like a do you know what I mean your face is not no it's because you're giving spit no do you know what it is it's because the apple's sweet as well so I'm trying to work out the the whole point of nut butter is that is it's this one is sweet but that's sweet oh guys I'm not sure right let me try this the oil's a bit much

for me yeah but don't get in then just pour it off I'm not sure of that, yeah It also doesn't taste like peanut butter It tastes like almond butter I think it's a no for me Yeah, it's a hard know for me as well Sorry Eminess You failed there

I mean it's edible But I just don't really Get it But it'd be nice on a bit of toast I don't like the fruit aspect of it Okay Right we'll try it on a bit of toast Anyway

I think because I like Peanut Butter and almond butter with an apple that's good enough for me the apple's the fruit yeah the apple yeah so maybe it's the we can save it for Christmas

anyway what has been a lot on your plate I'm just finishing my apple okay well tell you what we can speak about Graham was busted at the weekend so Colbott Media

who is our producers for this podcast also covered and filmed and everything commentated the Proving Grounds Fitness event at the SEC Is it one Am I saying that right?

And Graham and Richard were the commentators and the whole Cobot Media team filmed it, live streamed it on YouTube I watched it, it was actually brilliant to be fair. If you're not into CrossFit then you probably wouldn't have enjoyed it but the commentating was very good actually you were natural

but the issue is G was spotted many times that famous voice of his A celebrity spawn Yeah We've had some messages from you guys Quite a lot actually

Somebody said Was competing at the weekend And walk past G I felt like I had to say hi And tell him I was a pod pig As soon as I opened my mouth I was starstruck But he was so lovely

Love you girls And Zeri turned around to G And he went Lovely is something I wouldn't describe you else And then someone else's Oh my God did not expect G to look like this my brain can finally rest, the curiosity is killing me. Then another pick, somebody messaged about a tag picture

of the whole line of the Cobbop Media team, like which one is G? I just think at this point, like the mystery is nearly over, right? So let me just get this off my chest. Yeah. See if you're that bothered, it's easy to find him. He's actually so easy. And one, somebody voice noted us, wish we could find it, but she said, girls, like, I'm so confused about all the pub pigs

because the first thing I did was when G was a mystery was did my detective skills and found him. She said, I couldn't rest and listen to one of the other episode until I knew what he looked like. I feel there's one pretty much all over the internet. You are? Podcasts and live streaming and Instagram. And Win Fitness, YouTube.

You can literally watch him build a whole gym on time lapse. That's true. YouTube, too. So, yeah, he's been busted, but it was very good that he was nice to one of you. One. One person. I'm glad you get the nice G.

Yeah, we don't. God. so what's been a lot on your plate then Zos well yesterday I was actually quite domesticated in the med soup and I saw that it was delicious it is actually one of yours I would say

but I changed a few things up it's like a just jess food ex-zoicine soup sounds perfect and when I say change things up I put a vegetable stock in instead of a ham no so dried tomato one

they're hard to get now yeah because I wasn't doing that I think that we're a limited edition. And then I think I put some paprika in. Because it had it in the stock coup? Because it had in the stock cube and I didn't have that. So, you know, I made it work. So I did that yesterday and it was delicious.

So I'm going to have that from my lunch today when I got home, I think. Love it. And for the next 10 days because I made loads. And then, honestly, all weekend I just ate absolute shit. Three to eight. I had a McDonald's before. we went out on Saturday just a chicken nugget meal because I thought we'll line the stomach.

Did you? Yeah, it was Alex 3 o'clock though. Ah. Which is why I then think I was so hung over and dead to the world on Sunday because that was the last time I had something to eat. I didn't have the afternight outfit. Which was a rookie mistake. Yeah, I did. But I did then have a McDonald's the next day again. So, you know, we made up for it.

Anyway, what's been all on your plate? Physically first. Physically, I had a McDonald's on. Saturday night. It was my birthday night out. Guys, if you remember, we spoke about it last week, which I didn't want to go to, but we did end up going and had a fun time. Um, had a McDonald's. And what did you get? Right. I've got ripped the piss out of this. You know how I'm like a marketer's dream? I fall for anything that's new. Mm-hmm. I got there and I got large chips and I got the new double filly steak burger. I don't know what it was, but it was new

one there. I got that and I think it was three chicken selects or it was six nuggets. It was one of them. I think it was a chicken select. Curry sauce. You've got me into sweet and sour as well so I think we've got one of each. Sweet curry and sweet and sour. I think sweet and sour sauce is elite from McDonald's. Yeah, it is lovely.

Well, a chicken nugget and a chip. Yeah. So I stuffed my face with that, got in at four o'clock in the morning, so did you. So did a few others. And you know what? I do feel like I skipped a hangover. I felt like crap when I woke up but I just got on with it spring clean my house because since the sister method's come

it's been so easy to keep on top of and I don't want to like pay that sort of money and then just let it go to shit so you know it is an investment but it does make me feel like I want to keep things clean and fresh well after one did not skip a hangover I know you were rough I was that kind of way that like I couldn't even look at my phone

yeah you said and you're going to come for a roast of me and you bailed on me Sorry, right, I knew we were going for a roast and that was in my plans, absolutely, but at 12 o'clock. That's the only time I could get it. 12pm. Yeah, it was early. We were the first ones in there as well.

One minute after the morning's finished, like after the night out, that's not happening. I agree. The thing is, if I'd woken up earlier, no, actually, I'm lying. I couldn't have made myself come to that. I couldn't even have forced myself to that. I mean, it was off the table

because I didn't wake up until half a lot. So you would have been on your way Yeah At that point But I couldn't force myself To do anything Like I was dead to the world Well three of my friends came up

From England for my night out And I thought I'm going to book a roast And I thought Where's good for a roast in Glasgow Absolutely nowhere So I couldn't think of anywhere That was good That's lies

Zoe Three English mate Three of my English friends Are going to expect something good So I thought right Glass of Who Grass Shoe

That is literally how you say it as well And it sounds like a joke But that is how you say it That is the best roast I've had But the issue with that is Well it's not really an issue It is more like fine dining roast And I think what we wanted for the Sunday

It was more like cozy pub vibes But the taste of everything from there Was the best roast I've had in Glasgow hands down Anyway I need to just point this out Because every time I say it on my Instagram the amount of messages I get from people saying, have you tried Loveable Rogue?

Yes, of course I've tried Loveable Rogue and I've tried it a couple of times, right? So I thought, I'll go away one more time because I'm going to have to be completely honest with you. I love Loveable Rogue's menu, their East One, and I actually love their normal menu. I love the staff. I actually love the place a lot.

I think it's amazing. But the Sunday roast, for me, just never quite hit. So I thought, you know what, I'm going to get, and I don't think I've ever posted about it. To be fair, that's probably why people don't think I've been. So then, anyway, I thought, you know, I'll go again, I'll go with my friends. Again, the service was amazing. They went out of their way to help me get a reservation.

They were just such amazing people and I love them so much. But the roast for me, I'm just going to be honest with you. It was good, but it is not as good as you lot make out. It is. I'm sorry. I do also just think, like, I've always been a roast on a Sunday type of girl, right? But, like, at home. Like, I've always had it at home with my family. and I just, I think having a homemade one's better.

Yeah, but that's what I mean. Like, it's incomparable to homemade roast. But who can be fucked to do that on a hungover when you got in at 4 am? No one. No, I can't be bothered to do it on a good day. But I think that's why when I go out, I do enjoy a roast, but I always think, like, oh, I wish I had that.

And that's because you do exactly what you want it to be at home. Do you know what I mean? Mm-hmm. So, yeah, I just feel like when I ate it, I was like, it hit the spot and the starters are unbelievable. The haggis bonbons. I love a haggis bonbons. barmez and choros with the honey truffle honey

fuck me the desserts the breads everything from Liverpool Rogue I'm not slagging it it's 10 out of 10 but the roast for me is just not as good as people make out it is that's all I'm saying it's not saying it's not good it's just not as good as people pesting me about I've not actually been for the roast

but I've been with you before for food and it was amazing but from what I see the pictures it's like you get that wee board and that's everything on it that's not enough for me and you get the plate of meat and also you only have beef and vegetable offering beef and a veggie offering yeah not many places do that

I know I like a roast chicken and by the way putting a full roast chicken as in the wee body I know that's disgusting but someone I can describe it as in the drawer of the air fryer's the way to go I'm not sure about that life no I'm telling you that right now I don't deal with it obviously Jason does that

because I'm not touching that but he starts like slap him the arch really for fucking spatula and all that of course he does that guy honestly cracked me up a last bit of food I made a really nice you came out of mine for dinner and we had a whole day of me making sorry breakfast lunch dinner

it was what a day to be like anyway we got some work done and I made you this right guys hear me out before you go it was a carrot and coriander no it was a carrot and ginger ginger soup yep carrot and ginger soup with a hint of orange

now we made the soup and we didn't add the orange until the end because I was like I don't know if that sounds a bit too like a smoothie for me but obviously it had like nice stock and it was cooked with lots of garlic and onions so it made it taste a bit more like meaty even though it was fully vegan I think actually

and then I poured a little bit of the orange on the spoon when I was letting Zoe be my taste tester and we just looked to each of them and we were like it was delicious wow it needs the orange it just gave it that way like you know when some things just need a wee extra kick of something and then we made some homemade crispy onions on top

you did burn it in the first time I did rather the first time I just want to tell everyone that Jess like does also make cooking mistakes as well oh I'm the first person to admit that Zoe Jesus fuck I am really bad with cooking times no I know I just I just like that she humbles me yeah not even that I just think because I'm such

my ear off but such a sitting there on a stall in my kitchen chair my air off. I'm trying to do everything. I just think because I'm such a bad cook, I'm quite naive that everyone else just does everything so well and so easy. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Whereas I'm like, I'm like, oh, things actually do go wrong for people to.

And then I made as a chicken lasagna and it's on my page now. And it was so, so good. So filthy but so good. It was so good. I loved it. Yeah. Perfect for this time of year, I feel. Yeah. and wholesome. So tell me what's been a lot on your plate for it emotionally.

Sinking hangar over. Yes, sinking, sinking hang over. I'm not drinking again this year. Sure. Yeah, right. In fact, do you know what? Do you know when I'll next drink, the live? Oh, yeah, it's going to say,

you can't get out of that one. Not about drinking the live. I'm telling you right now that's the next time I'm drinking. Do you know what we need to do? We need to get everybody to write in our spit or swallow for our life and it can be in a shot form.

They do a spittle swallow for you and they do a spilt or swallow for me. I'll be sick everywhere. Mushroom-flavored tequila. No, I'd actually collapse to the ground. Anyway, that is genuinely what was on my plate of motion. I was so hung over. I actually thought it was the end.

Yeah. You were in a bad ways, Oz. And I was being sick and everything and then I had to go and pick up my car from Jessie's and that was just the worst thing that could ever happen to me. You didn't even come in and say hello? No, I didn't. And you know what's even funny?

my friend brought me to yours to pick up my car because Jason works a Sunday and he was like, you need the car, you need to get Tazda and get our pizzas for the night and all that way. And I'm like, oh my, you know, when you're just like shut up, like stop talking to me.

Anyway, my friend picked me up and took me to yours. We ended up sitting in the car park who's about 20 minutes chatting in the car. At my house. And I'm sitting at my house. Sound. And it was just so funny

because Louise also like loves your cat so much and we really just could have came in but we didn't. So anyway, I get in my car, getting McDonald's on the way back. No, I went to ASDA first, because we were having a... How many McDonald's did you have? This was my second one, gee.

This was one of the ones I previously mentioned. Oh, okay. And we were having a pizza part right night, pizza part of being me and Jason and an ASDA pizza. But we got, asda pizza, some mozzarella sticks and chicken guisons. I had about three slices of pizza and I was done. So I had to go do that,

and that was the hardest day in my life, I would say. Fuck me. You know when you need to do something, that in a hangover and it's just slow and long and just terrible well emotionally for me I think I've just been tearing the ass out of my birthday

I've been taking the piss now I'm sick of celebrating you I'm sick of it too Zoe half of it's not by choice so anyway my birthday night out we had a really fun time didn't we yeah it was really good to be fair

and I just need to say that last minute decision I ended up getting my hair and makeup done which I've not done since prom no No, since my quiz Christmas night out About on it many years ago Which I loved by the way I had it done by Stacey Toner And it was stunning

But I had it done this time by a girl called Caitlin Stewart And Zoe, Angie, how gorgeous did I look? Gee said I did look gorgeous And I just, I gasped at my face I gasped at your face as well Because I've never looked that good And I never will look that good It was the red lip

the red lip and how bad that I wasn't going to do the red lip as well when I arrived at Jessie's her makeup was done she was ready shock and she had a nude lip on and it was gorgeous but I thought you were doing a red lip and she was like I'm just not sure and I was like get the fucking red lip on right now and I had a red bag you see so it all tied imperfect and yeah she was brilliant by the way I'm going to share her page but she did my friend Alicia's makeup as well who looked

more beautiful than me she looked breathtaking no you both did yeah I was I just honestly, but she did Alicia's makeup with more like softer pinky tones and like nude lips and I had the more red lips and darker smoky eyes. What's a shame for me is I was supposed

to get mine done to and I just decided against it. Yeah. And I actually looked like I didn't have scraping makeup on next to you. Well she said she's going to do our makeup for the live. How cute so that would be nice. I'm just not to get your makeup done kind of girl. I know because sometimes you can look a little bit OTT, can't you? I think for me I've got featured

only a mother can love, right? And I just think it's hard. for someone who doesn't know my face that well obviously to like know how to work it you know yeah like the nose just isn't the nose is quite an issue well i think you need to get your makeup done by someone like a couple times so then you can tell them like she did bottom mascara on my bottom lash and i've never i don't do that and when she did it i was like oh i'm not i'll be honest with you before looking this mirror i don't think i'm going to like it so don't be offended and i didn't like it and she took it off and she was like now i know your face more than what you like and stuff

then we can change that next time and work it to it. So I think that's probably what you need to do. I think I need to watch myself get it done. Oh, sorry, my alarm. Do you know what that's alarm for? I don't know if there's new restock of new stuff and I really want some stuff.

You can't do it right now. No, I'm not going to do it right now. It's been in the middle of the floor. I think I need to like have a mirror and watch them do it live. She wouldn't let me do that. No, but that's what I need. Because it's the fool.

I know people don't do this as much now, but the last time I got it done about a year and a half ago I took it all off before I went out and that was the first time I had to done about 10 years and it's the contouring situation like see like the cheeks and the nose and all that and this was me getting a soft look and it was still too much of that

like it changes the shape of my face like it makes me look literally like a different person but just not in a good way yeah do you know what I mean? You do look nice with that soft at makeup that I think that is... But I would like to be able to find someone who does it and by the way I didn't even give this girl a chance so it's not her fault but um so i would like her to try hey who would be probably good

to do your makeup please bannentime i mean i feel loads of people like if we just you know work together hard on it it'd be fine yeah because i want to have someone that i can go to in special occasions and feel you know like i've treated myself and i look breathtaking like me and my outfit was slaying i got this gorgeous skirt from mistress rocks you know i don't know how to see Yeah, but it was Mistress Rocks on House of CB. And then I got this jacket from Kiwi. I don't know if I've spoke about this on the podcast yet, but I've got this leather jacket from Kiwi & Co.

And it is, I was looking for a black cropped leather jacket. And there's a brand called Jane and Tash that kept coming up consistently, and it's about £300 for a leather jacket. And it's just a black cropped leather. Anyway, I googled it, and Kiwi & Co came up. And you know when you want a leather jacket, but you don't want any hardware on it? because I love my doola so much

but I wear gold and that's silver dula's jacket obviously is more of an oversized bomber look you can wear it casual and night out but I wanted something that was a bit more like tailored cropped with no hardware

and I found it's got black hardware on it so you can wear it with a gold bag silver whatever gorgeous it's fucking so nice isn't it Zoe yeah it's actually really good and I've not had it off since I've had it so if anyone wants to know where that leather jacket from

that I've been wearing every time I post on social media, it's pumpkin. She's never had it after back. I've actually not, to be fair. She's just perfect jacket for a night out. And we actually, we spoke about the event we're doing with them in our big bonus episode a couple weeks ago, didn't we? Or was that last week? I can't remember.

Oh yeah, and we've confirmed now what we're doing. And we're confirmed that we will be doing a bit of a Q&A at this event and a bit of a live raffle, which may or may or may, not include something exciting which some of you haven't been able to get get you know what I'm talking about um so if you've managed to not manage to get those things then you should come with that event and see what you know and also if you didn't get it managed to come to the event and you are free is it again in November the 5th of November if you are free on the 5th of November it's a daytime event you should come along and see us and also just come and shop and all the small

businesses because I know it's not going to be like a a live podcast with us but we'll be there and we'll speak to you, obviously, and we're doing to do a Q&A. The Q&A is not with us, though. We're asking somebody at the charity questions. Yeah. That's it, yeah. But we're all that involved away, so... Wang.

You can come and get involved first. And conveniently, we're both wearing Kiwi again today, for sake. I'm wearing a Kiwi's one. I've never had this carriage going to have my back. It's cozy, this, because it's freezing in here. G's left as a little heater, but I've got this super cozy scar. I'm getting nothing from that here. I am.

I also got this scarf in red. Red is the colour of the season, by the way. And by the way, I did order a red bag to come for your night out. It's still not here, and I paid for first class delivery. That's where do you have from? So I'm quite annoyed about that. That Olivia Sales place. Oh, yeah, yeah.

So anyway, we'll just need to use that another time. Paint the town red, you know? Yes. But no, they've got some lovely bits actually on the website. So check them out. We love Kiwi and co very much. Next stop. It's bull kiss.

Storytime. I am one of five girls and my sister died when she was a baby. A few years ago my sister and I both saw the same figure in our different rooms but on the same night and we swear it was her sister. Neither of us were scared as it was quite comforting

but she looked around the age her sister would have been at the time and she looked really similar to her older sister as well. She was just standing next to my bed smiling it sounds so creepy I promise it wasn't but my friends freak out every time I tell the story I think that's creepy. Do you? It's creepy, yeah.

We nearly died and we found out we'd both seen her on the same night. The same sister who I shared the experience with also swears her dead grandpa of about 26 years sits on the end of her bed every night. Ooh! I don't know how I feel about that. No, but I do think it's weird that they both think they saw the sister on the same night.

Yeah. That gives me she was there. Hmm. She was floating about the house. No, I can't. I'm scared. Mom picked me up. I'm scared. So it was like a baby that they've seen. then.

It's a daughter when she was a baby? Yeah. Wow, that's scary. I don't know if it was the age she would have been then, if you know what I mean. Right, no thanks. When my cousin was younger, he used to say that there was a man who would stand at the bottom of his bed

and my auntie, etc., just used to think like, oh, right, really, thinking it was his imagination. One night the family were around and they were looking at old photos and my cousin said, Mom, that's the man who stands at the end of the bed and pointed at a picture of our great granddad

who he never knew and he'd never met. No. Ghosty? No, that would freak you out, wouldn't it? Especially if he'd never met him or never even knew what he looked like and they would have shown you a family album and they were like, oh look, this was your great grandpa

and he's like, yeah, he's the break that stands in my bed. Everything. No, thank you. Am I, isn't your mama be like, sorry? Pardon me? Come again. Okay, someone else was, though. I was at my friends and her bathroom door pushed out out the way, not in the way

like a normal door and it locked from the inside. Anyway, I was in the shower mind of my own business The next thing I hear is the bathroom door Getting slammed open and bouncing off the wall in the hall My friend was in her room and ran out Because they could hear the water running But I was obviously still in the shower No idea how it happened to this day

It was like mid-December So no windows were open, freaky shit used to always happen Our house, no word of a lie, death were haunted So this girl's in the shower The friends in the bedroom In the bathroom door swings open slams That's got to be something That's a force

Like a wee like See if a door's maybe like A jar right in it a wee creak open Right You've just had a wee bit of a breeze Or someone's walked past or whatever A slam is forceful Yeah

You're doing that for a reaction Someone's pissed off Ghost story My uncles were over from New York And had rented a huge old house In Selkirk in the borders For three plus weeks To celebrate their anniversary

I went down the first weekend With my parents and partner And stayed in the main house Got a really weird vibe throughout the house but mostly in the room me and my partner were staying in. I then went down a couple weekends later with my sister and we were in an apartment at the top of the house which was above the room my partner and I had been staying in the couple weekends before.

So my sister is in one room and I'm in the other. Even though we could have shared either one, sisterly love, lo. And as soon as I walk into my room I'm like, nah, this is fucking haunted. The entire time I'm there, I'm getting all these weird feelings, vibes and I'm just constantly shitting myself. The first night, we come up from the main house where we're, been having dinner and drinks and I'm taking my makeup off and I turn around because I thought

I saw something, the room is empty but as I turn round oh god, no, I can't, I can't, I actually got shivers down my spine as I turn around because I thought I saw something, the room was empty but as I turn back to the mirror something grabs my wrists and I'm like

what the fuck, red marks and everything obviously I jump into bed because I'm safe under the covers, question mark but the next day I tell my sister about it and she says she also gets a weird vibe in the room that I'm in and only when she's in there. Late on that day the weird and old as fuck photos

on the wall of the room I'm in finally catch our attention and they are of the most terrifying women you have ever seen. She was defo's raging I was staying in her room. Sorry head, won't happen again. No! I believe her. I believe her. She had red marks on her wrist.

Yep. You feel something holding you. That woman gave her a Chinese boy. She was jealous because she was looking beautiful putting her makeup on in a mirror. I'm gobsmacked That actually gave me shivers on my arms Yeah, your lip trembled when you read that I was quite nervous

Right next Was once babysitting my little cousin When he was a toddler And we were putting him to bed He was staring into the corner of the room I asked him what's wrong And he pointed up to the ceiling And I was like, what the fuck is it

Obviously didn't say that Anyway, he goes, that girl I was like, what girl? And he goes, no, she's coming I literally was shouting at him Like, what girl who is she and he's like black hair on the ceiling and started crying his eyes out? So I grabbed him and actual flew down the stairs.

She was slept on the couch until my aunt came home. We'll never forget. Never. I would have to leave the house. Imagine though a child was like... Possessed. Children are quite weird, right? We know that.

So imagine, and you just don't really know what they're thinking in, maybe brain, right? Imagine they were looking at something like quite fiercely staring and like pointing and like they were convinced. But don't you think animals do that? Animals do that. where the pupils dilate and they're looking at the window and it's like, what are you staring at?

I think, like, dogs and cats could probably see ghosts, of ghosts for real. But I think that's true. Don't they sense some, well, they sense fear. Because they bark. They sense, like, energy from people, don't they? They're, like, bad people or... That's true, is it not? Yeah, well, they bark at, like...

Really high-pitched noises. Yeah, like, some animals are just pests, but some dogs just randomly are, like, staring at a wall and bark, and you're like, why would you be barking at that wall? Yeah. Like you know your dog, you know what I mean? Yeah.

Very questionable. Right, there's also one that involves the hospital. Let's get that. Oh, God. When my mum worked in the Royal many years ago, there was a doctor who got crash called. As they were running to the call, a woman stopped him and asked if they knew the way out.

The doctor pointed and ran on. When they got to the call, the woman lying on the bed was the woman who had asked for the directions out. The woman had already passed away. My face is just comfortable. so by the tight right right this doctor got a call made his way to the room that the call was from

and the woman had already passed today before he got there right but on the way some women asked him how to get out of there it then turns out that that woman is the woman that's dead so that's a ghost maybe she had a twin what that was also deed in the same hospital no no she left she found a way out She man

Freaky fucking stories I think that's what we've got to be fair Got chased by a gay ghost ones Put the well he's right up me I had to get that end So this is not actually a A ghost story But this is a horror story

And I think by the time this podcast comes out So many of you will have Will have heard it Because it was doing the rounds On WhatsApp yesterday And it has been living in my head went free since. I can't get it out of my head. I can't fathom how anybody could live a moment longer knowing this has happened in their life. And I think you all know what I'm about to

say. But it is the Amsterdam story. Thankfully not ours. Thank you. Fong Lord. So I'm going to play out this voice note to you. Now me and Zoe are a little bit unsure if this is real. But we just don't know how and why anyone would make this up and it would like it's all verified and the girl lives Oh my God, okay, right. Here we go. Enjoy. It's a minute and a half long. Tover's story, because I'm literally telling everyone it's so horrific. So my friend Amelia who was with yesterday, she's got a mate called Ellie, who's in a house show in London. And Ellie shares with like a bunch of girls. And one of the girls was telling her she's just been on a hendoo to Amsterdam, where the stag and the hen went at the same time. I think they're all just like a mixed social group who kind of like,

knew each other but then the stag went one day and the hen one way and the hens went the other and one of the girls on the hendoo got super drunk and went into one of these boobs with like a glory hole and so a girl on the other side stuck his dick through so the girl was just drunk and started sucking him off but it was one of these ones apparently where like if like she pushes a button and the guy pushes the button on the other side they can kind of see who's on the like it makes it like transparent like a window so they can see and so being drunk she thought it'd be hilarious to push his button just to see huge you've been sucking off and so she pushes the button and looks up and it's her dad on the side and the stag do all went home early because it was like so traumatic

found out and there's like not speaking to the dad like it's broken at the whole family because this girl sucked off her dad through a glory hole and it's no no and then on this same screenshot

this person replied like what the fuck surely not what the fuck and she put yeah like it's all verified this guy I live with is a friend of Amelia's and it's been the most insane thing I've ever heard and like the whole family's broken up obviously you were saying to Zoe but I was like the mom

Not only as she found out that her husband's cheated while he's been on Amsterdam but it's her daughter and I sucked him off you could never come back from that The guy in his fiancée just didn't randomly sucking dixing

I know I know I'm sorry but I could never ever get over that I'd be instantly on that canal same I think I think I would actually have to kill myself wouldn't you I just don't see how you can like how you could live life like i know that's so dramatic to say but this that that's probably

the worst thing that could ever happen to me it is doing that do you know what i mean but also i just feel like i actually really hope it's not true for her sake i really fucking hope it's not true yeah i just hope that no one's ever had to like no one's ever went through that in their life because it's fucking horrible oh so yeah we thought that would just be the best horror story to tell you and end this podcast because we've been traumatised by it, haven't me? I can't stop thinking about it. And you know what, it's worse?

So many people keep sending it me throughout the day. You're like, I know. But it's like, this needs to be removed from my brain. Anyway, let's leave it there, shall we? Well, I hope you'll have a lovely Halloween. And if any kids come to your door, don't be nice. Can I'm to fuck off. It's scary.

Boom. I'd say, bye, guys. Bye.