A Lot On Your Plate - S3 Ep3: Purple Burglar Alarm

Episode Date: August 29, 2023

This week on ALOYP we give you all the juicy deets of our upcoming Ibiza Trip, chat more about what we’ve been up to and recommend a must-try (!!!) small business😋 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Tuesday, everybody, we hope. We hope you are all girls, sisters and brothers. You were just saying you wanted to sing a song and I've got one of my heads. Sing it. Dance for me, dance, want me, oh, oh. She's traumatised. We're sitting in the reception again. and...

That song must have just been on somewhere because I was thinking... It was on the TV? What was it? He's had the same song... Because actually it's probably like... Yeah, somebody there's a playlist behind us and he said it's been on the loop for the past few weeks

and... Yeah, irritating us. Sick of it. We have our small business shout-out, spit or swallow. A bit of both. But I don't think I'm spitting any of this out of you because it looks delicious. Not one. Everything will go in and stay in.

So we've got a little treat here for G as well. But this week's small business shoutout is Plant Blonde in Glasgow. They are a vegan bakery in the West End. They've been around for quite a while actually. Yep. It's brilliant. But the reason I reached out to Plant Blonde is because I got sent a bottle of liquid oats, which is also a vegan alcoholic drink.

So I thought we could do something liquid and solid. Wait, it's alcoholic. It is alcoholic, yeah. I thought it was more like a, you know, breakfast drink. Oh, well, we can make it a breakfast drink. This is the issue with us now recording in the daytimes. It doesn't seem like seems less acceptable to have alcohol. I don't kind of knocks you off the rest of the day.

So, I'll take my braces out of him. Oh, here and again, that's the point of the episode where the brace comes out and just sits in front of my eyes. Can I just say that, you know, we recorded episode one, season one, that brace that I had that week was only meant to be in my mouth for 15 weeks and then my whole journey was done and now

I was that bad with it I went back so what were we on now 40 weeks later I mean it was under the seat in our old studio for a good few weeks and you didn't know it was there but me and G knew it was there and we just left it so it was because no one wanted to touch it

but what I will say is I went back to the dentist and Johnny said to me, he went, yeah, 15 more weeks. I was like, you're fucking kidding. Well, you've not worn it consistently, so nothing's happened. But I am better, and do you know what else is worse? You had to file in between my teeth again so they can move, so I've got like gaps in my teeth, like shark teeth.

Anyway. I feel sick. I know. So, we have a vegan, Viennese swell, which looks unbelievable. And we have Empire Biscuits for G. But we have here, this is what they're known for, the Empire Biscuits. also I'm all for like getting G a treat but that's also my favourite thing yeah well there's four in there greedy goes

I know but I'm just letting everyone know just so that for future treats for future reference so I'm like an Empire Biscuit connoisseur you are aren't you okay well you need to try it on the podcast and give us an honest opinion we don't mind if you want to be a bit mean maybe not too mean but we've got Sunday Empire cream and jam we've got the OG which is self-explanatory and then we've got two Biscophe all at Empire

Do you want to have a look So you can see Sunday's top left Oh I Which one do you want It's a bottom rate OG? Yeah, I thought you would

What do you want I'll have any Bisk off or Oh look at that one there That's got something Wow That's looking to it Right gee there you go

Oh I'm excited Oh we also have these These two beasts These look these don't even Oh my God they look amazing They're like Oreo, shortbread, brownie, traybakes. Oh, you fighter. The middle bit actually looks like an Oreo.

It's got like the... I've actually got the shakes. Just bite into one of them then go for it. Right. Should I bite it? Okay. My teeth are sensitive. All I can see is everyone's eyes winding.

It's because my lips are, my joys are stuck together. That's so good. So we take a bite of the first. the Biscope one. Sorry, we will speed this up. I love an Empire Biscuit. Me too. Isn't that a Scottish thing now? Empire Biscuits? I think it must be because I was at a

course other weekend and one of the icebreaker questions were, what's your favourite dessert? And it was in Preston and I literally said an Empire Biscuit and the whole room was just staring at me like Really? It's like, no, it's like, they're not to describe an Empire Biscuit to this room

I am pretty certain it is Scottish. I think it is. I'm going to just one bite of this brookie cookie thing do you watch your verdict then very good to overall like an 8.5 out of 10

that's a strong answer that is strong oh my fucking God wait you try that no guys get yourself to plant blonde oh can I just say as well plant blonde actually if you've not seen this on in papers yet but

on the Cannon Street in Glasgow there's going to be a massive flagship Lush store, which I... Just what we need you to know. It's fine not quite random because you either love it or you hate it, don't you Lush? But what I suppose say is that a fantastic business idea is they have

reached out to Plant Blonde, I believe. And they're going to have a bakery inside. So because Lush is vegan, as is Plant Blonde, they're going to do what I'm guessing. Think like Snow Fairy from Lush. They're going to do like Snow Fairy cakes. How good is that?

So yeah, that's cool for them. Plant Blonde is opening up inside the new Lush or on the Canaan Street. Although... Well done, guys. I know nobody listened to this really would be buying my Christmas present or maybe you would be actually.

That's my worst thing you could buy me. A bath bomb? It's... One, a bath bomb and two, just like a set from Lush. I actually disagree. I really like Lush, but it dyes your bathtubs. There you go.

I mean, well, one, I don't actually have a bath in my flat. Cheers. We just try and liquid oats. Holy moly, that's nice. Imagine that over ice at Christmas That is nice It's kind of given like Bailey's like white Russian-y

Yes Kind of vibe That would be nice at Christmas by the way Lovely Oh my God Just talking about Christmas quickly Would it not be nice at any other thing you're I mean yeah

Do you know what I like though I don't really drink baileys Any other time in the year though And that is kind of that But I like the fact This is not dairy so it won't give you a dicky tummy it's kind of like a dessert drink

but you couldn't sit and drink that all night no well that whiskey is a bit strong geez anyway let's move on because that was pretty long sorry about that but it was that was delicious there was things that had to be said there yeah so what's been happening what's been a lot on your plate

um physically tell me physically at the weekend I went to the gin and rum festival with my mum. It's like the biggest festival in general festival actually in the UK but it was in Glasgow so it was touring there it was near St Enoch's car park, king street car park really nice but afterwards I said to my mum I was like I really want a kebab

and she was like she snob, she's like ugh no I might have eaten in kebab no was that the one where you scrape it off the thing that rolls around I was like yes I says but I'm gonna take you ever day actually eat kebab meat yeah I would eat kebab meat yeah but I'm not yeah of course but not often but if I was wasted then yeah but this is what I like to say

it's not normal kebab meat I know but I just couldn't be more shocked at that information serious I'm not a snob no but it's not that I think stop dangling your foot over that table please it's just like teasing me no but like kebab meat's one of the things that

some people could actually look at and be instantly sick do you know what I mean but I wouldn't have lamb I like it where it's chicken where it looks more like pieces of meat rather than like a slab of moose. Yeah, it's the mooseiness. Yeah.

I've got off. Anyway, sorry, I just had to get that off the chase. Carry on. So, took her to Chwama King. Have you been before? No, never. When I say, have you been before, Jay?

No. Where is it? Guys, right next to the car park. Right. I've been before a few times. It is the best kebab you will ever eat and I'm not even joking

they make the actual bread there and then proper what is it nan bread sort of whatever it is called Turkish bread

do you know the pitter yeah but it's proper where it's like all like the bubbles in it and it's just honestly unbelievable so they're all flouring it

it's a proper stretching it making it in front of you they make the chips fresh the chicken even the chicken that's rotating around even looks top notch

it's squeaky clean all this salad is proper fresh and you just ask for this is what I asked for basically a chicken chihuahua with everything in it and you can actually add chips in it but the queue within two seconds

was out the door down the street because my mom was like I'm not come in here and everyone in it was laughing because she was being a bit like and they were like just you wait just you wait and she ate it I sat there so smug in the Glasgow train station watching her stuff her face

she was like this is great I was like I told you never in a million years that I think I'd get that woman to be kebab but if anyone hasn't been to Chwama King get yourself there yeah I'll need to try it because what I would say is I just associate all those sort of things with a hoagie

oh isn't that some Scottish Corey thing no a hogi's like a rap with like kebab meat in it with chips and cheese or like chicken teaka in it with chips and cheese but it's quite like a dirty like Scottish burrito yeah it is yeah I'm not sure I mean so I know but that

That's what I mean. Like, when you then see kebab meat, I'm like, that's what I see. And I'm like, I can't wait, I'm going to take you, Zoe. You're going to... Anyone that's listened to this as well, we agree with me, because it's like...

No, I will thrive of that, especially if we've had a few... And it's one, it's one cabbub of the year, this year, last year, all the years. And little intel, but it's actually going on a very famous Netflix documentary and soon, I'm not saying what it is, but they posted about it, so...

Wow, right, okay, well, we better get trying that. well what about you what I was going to talk about is what we actually ended up having after our recording with our mums because we went to

we ended up going to an Italian in Udingston called Bo Kachina yeah I'm not sure how you would say it I'm not sure just on Udingston Main Street and I got the lobster ravioli

and it was delicious I just love a pasta and I love a ravioli like it can really range from Heinz beef ravioli from the tin to lobster ravioli at a restaurant like everything in between I love anyway so I had that which I really liked to make my recommend so that was what's been a lot on my plate

physically I did also make occasion chicken pasta last week which was quite you know I was chefing it up I just made it for myself and I really put a lot of a lot of time into this I followed a recipe sorry not one of yours I can't say, I think I'm certain I've got a few Cajian pastures on my page. You do and I have made that a long time ago when I still lived at home, but this was actually another client of mine's.

Oh, pasta. I know, adding on the fitness, we shout out to him. He makes sure the good recipes as well. But it's different. No, but it's very different. I've got a fire coming out of my eyes. His is all calorie macro-focused, all that piss that you don't care about, right? Boring.

That, like, keeps you fit and healthy. Joking, I'm joking. But what I will say is it had like, like see if I was making a Cajun chicken pasta, I can't stress enough that I would literally put Cajun on the chicken and then put that in boiled pasta. Like it wouldn't go any further than that.

Oh, right, yeah. Whereas I felt very professional because there was like basata in there. Light as Philadelphia. Peppers, onions. I'm trying to tell you seriously. I appreciate the effort that you've made. And it was delicious.

Yeah. Anyway, that's neat. You really need to start learning to cook a bit more. don't you? Because I think you'd be really good at it. I'm just not interested, but that night I was just like in on my own

and I was quite passionate about getting this made. So I'd done it and it was great and I had it from the lunch the next day. And how good does it feel the next day or when you're eating it like, I made this? No, it did. It did feel good. I think when I've got the time and that gives me, like patient comes with the time

that I've got to do it, whereas when I'm just done and I can't be asked. Yeah. Anyway, we've rambled on about food for ages. Yeah, now Jesus Christ. What's been on your plate emotionally? anything really stand out? Just recovering from... I just honestly, I was saying this to you earlier

but I feel like I need a glow up. I feel a bit minging at the minute. In the space of... I felt fine before I went away to Croatia. I think I said that. But I felt gross since I've come back. You've kind of been like all over the place, like busy bees and she's been back though.

She's not really a lot of routine. Routine. And that... I know I'm always here and everywhere and that's kind of how I like it, but I'm not a good person and health-wise looking after myself when I don't have routine at all

so I need to get back into the gym a bit more I'm being harsh on myself I am going to the gym but you know what I mean I need to come to win for a start I know you're seeing Jim and Jesus thinking I've not seen you in three weeks I know yeah yeah I think him on Saturday thanks

last Saturday not the one just gone and I have my PT twice week with Chloe love her so much I've been going to Chloe for a year now and we actually actually went to a gym class didn't we yesterday space in glasgow a really nice gorgeous new boutique gym in the west end of glasgow um shout out to amy michael it's a really beautiful space and we had a good gym class and i'm trying to currently convince joey to join win because they've got

their foundations on saturday which means you come in and you basically have two hours just learning all about the form and about the business there's two hours of g talking so if anyone wants to loves a sign of his own voice if anyone wants to you know form their own opinion of what that might be like. If you just want to come and meet Jimmy, find out what he really looks like, then come along. Well, so you'll find out if I attend or if I don't attend it. Yeah, I hope you do.

But, yeah, going back, I just feel like my nails just look like 10 fucking Phil Mitchells, as always, just awful. I have the worst finger nails known to man. But you are one of those people that I'm like going to just stop biting them. Zoe! I wish it was that simple. It is because I'm a nail biting if I want to be, but not if I don't want to be. to just stop. Do you really think I want to...

This is like self-harm. Do you really think I want to look like this? Well, your mask, could you keep doing it? I know, I can't help it. See, I'm able to go into I-B3 in a week. I've got a really busy schedule. I've got lots of things that need to be done and I'm just a little bit stressed.

Well, I'm kind of the same boat in terms of the thought of organising outfits for Ibiza could honestly put me into an early grave. I can't bear it. Second longer. It's won the pressure, two. I hate myself and everything

we're still on that like 10 years later and scrolling endlessly is mind numbing especially this time of year when the season's about to go into autumn also Ibiza's all that like techno like party like fishing it edgy way

and that's not us so we just need to try and you know be original to ourselves just you know what I mean I know and when we get there you never care do you you never care but I just think I would, there's so many outfits that I look at I think I wish I could wear that but I know I don't work look good in it

I'd look like a sausage squishing out of like a net No I know I know I think Do you know what This is the last time we're doing this This is this, we've said this This is the last time Next year we're going to be thriving and gorgeous

I can't do this for any longer And it's boring for everyone to listen to It's boring for me to listen to And it's actually boring being me at this point so it will it is going to change it's going to change and it all starts on Saturday

yes the big day potentially so yeah we need to I'm in one of them slumps I think I'm coming on my period I've had bad skin a few days ago but now it's

now it's getting better when we're there you'll be seeing yourself no matter I'm gorgeous so let's not worry about that but what we'll say is with my skin right with the fact of no routine

every night I like to put on like my whole skin routine you know how I am with it and a bit of my Isle of Paradise Tan and even eye-lash serum and things like that. I haven't done any of that. I've been washing my face with mycelor water and going to bed and that is, in turn,

made me feel butters. Three days of using my routine again and I feel like my skin's back to being fresh. But we've got eight days, you know, a lot can happen. A lot can happen. Let's start tomorrow. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah. Anyway, I hate this Negi chat. That is what's been on my lot on my plate. Yeah, and this week we're just almost having like a second round of a catch-up because we've still got so much to talk about and... Oh, so much.

We just love that shit. Yeah, and you guys love that shit as well. We're just giving you what you want, you know? But yeah, we're going to I-B for next week. Should we talk a little bit about what we're doing? Yeah, I-tenen-do. Yeah. Obviously, from the minute we step off that plane

to the minute we step back on the plane... I tend to be drunk. Well, yeah. Maybe not drunk. Maybe not drunk. Happy. Right. Drunk and happy. but there is a plan for every second

of every breathing minute moment of the five days and obviously I'm in charge just like my it was pretty over-nice wasn't it? I love it, I love a plan I've split it up by days day, night, cost of each day I'm really good at some things in life cost as in like

the initial cost it is to actually attend what we're attending and then you've got your drinks that will cost three million on top of that each day so this has been planned with a good friend of mine called Jay who I speak about a lot Ibitha Key Concierge Company I really recommend this is not a plug by the way

because it's just been a friend of mine for years and I really really recommend anybody don't be don't shy away from a concierge company because it's not expensive at all in fact I think he charges like 25 pound per person in the group that might change now I'm not sure what to then do your identity for the whole time you're there yep but I don't even know if they end up taking a cut

of certain companies that they work with. Say, for example, you booked a bed at Ocean Club. He may have ties with somebody there and then they get commission maybe that way. Yeah. Couldn't tell you. But anyway, it's completely worry-free because what he does is he knows Ibiza from the inside out.

So he knows the vibe that you want and he'll know what is on that week. So he could recommend places to you. But most of it the time, because he says he really enjoys work with me on it because I am quite into my food and different places. He's probably used to sort of that stag-doo. and shit.

Yeah, so you actually make recommendations of what you would like to do and maybe just say, can you get us this or whatever? Yeah, but he would just send me the link like, this is the booking thing. I'd still book it myself, but he would probably book some of the things for me or find out how I can book it. It kind of does the

like boring admin part that you can't be asked doing of like searching for how you actually book something or how you pay or phoning up if you can't get them online or whatever. And I actually do think, because I'm his friend obviously just texts me it but I do think if you're a paying customer, you would get it all on a proper PDF plan like a laid out plan

so we just watch us out back and forth of each other anyway he's massively helped me on a lot of things he's always great for the boat days and stuff so Wednesday we're doing Ibitha like so did I say myself I'm a young 30 year old woman you're not there yet sorry but you're doing it with me we're doing Ibiza like young 30 year old women

not like teenagers so we're staying in Oku and it's fucking expensive basically what we're doing is doing that thing again when we're absolutely loving beyond our means once again Yeah. And then we'll just deal with their fakes when we'll get back. Absolutely.

So we're going to Oku. If you've not seen it, Google it. Okay, you. Fucking gorgeous. That day we're going to Blue Marlin. We're meeting two of the friends over there. So we've got a day and night at Blue Marlin. So there's what, six or seven of us in total?

Yep. First day, we're having a chill day at Oku. We're being good adults. At night, we're going to something called Musicon at Destino. Ooi. And then, if we last until midnight, we're going to go and see our favorite, well, one of mine and a few of the,

the girls that are going his favourite DJ. He's actually from Glasgow. He's called Casey Lights. I'm sure some of you'll have heard his music. He's just the best. But he's on at Pasha. So we're going to see him. Sorry, he's been listening to the music to try and get a bit involved. Once I'm there, you know, I really immersed myself in the situation. What, I get... I sing one of the songs then? Well, I couldn't because this is what I'm about to say. I know the songs, but ask me who sings it.

You wouldn't know. If you said, you'll get shot if you can't name who any of these people, I'd get shot. I can't match up the songs worth of the DJs it's just not... Well, you did tell me that you've been listening to the Little Mermaid soundtrack

a week in your car so that makes sense. And then I moved on to take that so we are... I can be quite a few of different people when it comes to music. That's the thing. And then the Friday we're going to...

It's chill again at Occo. We're being so good. Lunch at a place called Calagraceanetta, which I've not been before but looks stunning. In the evening we're going to see a DJ that none of us have heard of

at a place called Player Solete. Solir, which looks really cool. Right, Bohemian vibes. Saturday, boat day. We're going over to Formantera, eating Besso Beach, which I've wanted to go to for so long, but it's always been full. And then at night, we were going to go and see Solomon,

but we've decided to go and be a bit different and go to Pikes. And I've been to Pikes a few times, but some of the girls haven't. And it is fucking amazing. Yeah, I've not been to Pikes. Pikes is basically original. The only place you have,

could possibly go to now where you may have a glimpse of old ibitha people there still is it had been taken over by um uh ibeather rocks group but i do believe they allowed the the old owners because the guy is it tony pikes he died but his side woman is still the main woman she's a really old woman now she walks around floor and around the place it's not quite kind of like happy and like it's where freddie mercury used to party and george michael very much you can be yourself and it's just like a house it's like a pike's house hotel It's really cool and quirky, so we're going to spend the day there. It's fascinating.

And then Sunday, there's a pool party actually at our hotel. And then at night we're going for dinner at a place called Casamaka, which, again, we've all wanted to go to for so long. That's going to be our last night, really chill vibes. So technically, only three of the days in the evenings are quite, probably, pretty, and we've got a lot of chill days. So I think that's quite good for us. A nice balance.

Yeah, because we want to enjoy the hotel as well, do you know what I mean? Because it's like, you're not staying in like a... a room of no windows and that like the way I used to do Ibeather really yeah I've done many of them I mean when you think about like the apartment you'd stay in before like I just I don't know who

like me and Jilly were talking about it there she's mentioned but we went to Ibiza like a good few years ago and the thing we stayed in I don't the fact it's more funny that she stayed there than anything I don't know what made us book that and what made us think

that we would want to stay there like it was like two rooms of two single beds with like the orange wood yeah it's so woody it's basically orange and the living room was like you know like a breakfast bar with like a couch and like a pure wooden table like there was just nothing it was like a little cracked in

not literally the fact she stayed there really makes me laugh like I like a nice hotel but she does love an art hotel is bougie yeah so I'm glad you know with taking up a level or 10. So, yeah, I'm really excited for that.

I think we're going to have a really nice time. And we've got Connect Festival this weekend. This Saturday. Yes, I'm doing some work with Connect Festival. We're going to have dinner at a chef's table there. What I'm guessing, Connect is, because I've seen it around for quite a while, but I think it's like a really nice,

it's giving Glastonri vibes, but maybe a little bit more wellness, if that makes sense. Smaller, obviously, a lot smaller, but a bit more wellness-y. it's got a really cool artists that are going understated but then you've got Fred again

going on Saturday who I've been wanting to see for so long I didn't get to see him when he came to Scotland it sold out within a second and I have actually booked to go and see him in Paris in a few weeks but then when this came up I nearly shat myself for excitement

so I can't wait I actually really like Fred again now right but a few months ago just text me saying yeah I'm going to go see Fred again and I said, who's Fred? Thinking she meant, like, she's going to go see someone called Fred again.

And I had no idea who this person was. He's great. But now I'm on the hype because he is on a bit of a hype to now. Yeah. He's been on a hype for a while, to be fair.

But I feel like people like me are now, like, aware of him, you know? He's really good. I'm on the hype, so I'm going to have a great time. So I'm looking forward to that. And then I'm on the radio on Thursday, go radio, which I think will be out. after this podcast and this is quite interesting

I was going to ask this question. You're just saying that as a I feel like, oh, I'm going on the radio. Yeah, no bother. We'll tune in. Now, but let me just, I'm not finished about it. No, but you said it in our chat, our podcast chat the other day and I actually did type that out and thought, I just speak too much sometimes. Do you know I'm going on the radio though? I told you. No, I know, but it was just the way you said that like to G as well,

like I can't do this day because I'm going on the radio. And then we just, we just continued on with the conversation It's like, all right, because we all just nap on the radio sometimes, do you know what I mean? Okay, so go radio, it's just Glasgow's local radio station. Right, well, don't talk it down. It's a great opportunity. I'm not. I'm not like I'm going on Radio One, okay, but it's still, it's Glasgow's version of Radio One.

Well, Rome wasn't built on the day. Exactly. So anyway, I'm going on Artie, who does the show, love us so much. We've been together quite, we've eaten together quite a bit recently because we're both on the committee for Soho House, which is opening next year by the way that will plug there ohoy cannot wait can you I also think there's quite a lot of things

coming to Glasgow like kind of like that or on that level of like niceness if you know what I mean that will just kind of bring it a bit probably for us over 25s yeah there's quite a few things coming like there's a big Charlotte Tilbury coming on Buchanan Street as well

I know that's great yeah it's all happening in old Glasgow over there so sorry just quickly back to the radio So I'm going on Go Radio, I'm recording it on Thursday, but I think it's out on Sunday, but it's called soundtrack stories. So I need to give my answers by tomorrow, but I need to give five songs that are about my life.

And I'm really finding that difficult. Yeah, that's a tough one. Because I can give you five of my favourite songs, but they wouldn't be able to have a story behind it as to about my life. But maybe think of, like, you know, when a song really reminds you of, like, a holiday, or, like, maybe like an age. Surely Polly's favourite song

needs to get in there Fucking hell Show me heaven Everyone will be depressed listening to my radio interview For example See like reach for the stars Yes

But that really reminds me of my childhood Yeah Like I remember going to like parties As like a wee girl And like that like S club and all that Yeah In steps being the songs Okay

So I just mean like You know when like if a song comes on it reminds you of like not just one time but like almost like an age group. Yeah. And I really want to make it like mix genres and I want it to, I want my favourite song to be on it which we all know what that's going to be.

You should know what that's going to be. And then don't tell me. Come on. More town. You're on the right right track. Never too much, never too much. Yes. So that will be.

Still friends. That will be on there because I think that's nothing particular about my life but it would be something that I could always get up and dance to that I'll always make me happy. But the other four, stay tuned, unsure. I know it's quite hard as well because you're not

really going to want to put like, you know, my heart will go on there. It's quite deep and depressing. Maybe I'll play a song that's relevant right now, one that I'm listening to on repeat. What that is, I don't know, but I'll have a think. I need to give my answers by tomorrow. Do they give you any songs that you couldn't pick?

That's what I was thinking, because surely there's some that won't... I'm just thinking like, license like maybe the rights to some songs or they'll have to pay for the songs and like some older songs now they don't let you play anymore or like there's a different version now that like words are put out and all that

so you wonder because there's some remixes and stuff that I love but I wouldn't be able to find them probably on the radio maybe Spotify but I don't know so I need to have a think about that maybe if I give my answers tomorrow they'll come back and say we can't have that

so let's see but I'm looking forward to that so that should be fun and yeah we're doing Connect and guess what happening tomorrow I've got a Glasgow company coming out oh yes

an organisation company called sister method and they're coming to do my kitchen what an absolute fuel day they're going to have is that why a bag of treats up here to do at the gym

yes I'm like get that shit out of my house and my mum came and did my wardrobes and trust me she'd have love to have done my kitchen but I would love to do that I think I might have said this before but I think another career path for me could be something like that honestly I just love clearing out things yeah like organising they're gonna probably well they're coming tomorrow for

a consultation are you going to have like hubs with like labels yeah yes yes jay how bad's your kitchen that you need a consultation jay bad bad to see if you actually fit the bill or not to the point where the kid if you look at it on the onset it's stunning but inside that's where the party is the thing is I couldn't actually open a cupboard in your house and you couldn't say what do you think's in there because everything's kind of everywhere because it's tiny isn't it yeah jes promised to put me a shelf for about six months and not come to do it to create me more space so that's not happened I think if you looked at a priority list I'm not even sure that would be on the list at this point he's forgot about that until just now

So we can maybe revisit that, you know, next year. But I'm going to, yeah, they're going to come tomorrow and then let me know, like, the cost and then we can go from there. Well, I'd like to see, and I'm sure a lot of other people would like to see it before and after here. Oh, you're going to get that? I'm not embarrassed. I'm sure plenty of people in the same boat. Yeah. Me, on the other hand, never, because I'm a freak. Yeah.

But loads of people, I mean, catching cupboards at a scary place, I would say. And I desperately, desperately, desperately need new sauce pans, new frying pans and a new knife. I want knife block. I really want... My aim in life is to get the global knife block and I need some new... So if you're listening... Yeah, global, send me a fucking knife, please.

And then sauce pans. I need... I cannot believe I'm using these dirty sauce pans. The frying pans have got a few, but like we say, that pan that I bought was fucking shocking. I honestly have four... My place sauce pan, don't buy it.

I know I shouted out it a few months about it, but it's awful. So, so, so, so bad. Waste of money. I would not know what's a good and what's a bad pan or pot. Are you saying sauce pans but then you've also got pot? So these two different things here. Or are we just talking about like things you would put on the hob?

Sauce pan and frying pan is what I mean. As a sauce pan. So it's how it's the lid where you boil vegetables. So that's a pot. Oh right, okay. No, is it? That's what I think I don't know. Oh, anyway, I need new pots and pans.

Right. Pots and pans. and pints and pots so yeah I'll keep you guys updated on that I think that's really it I've got to talk about I think I've wuffled on to you along Zoe

can you tell me more about you honestly a lot of my life I really just live through you Jess if I'm being honest or like I spend my time setting up half the things you do so I don't really do anything

that's very true to be fair no I didn't really do much last week and coming up as just the stuff we spoke about A lot of things we do do together Which is obviously a lovely Lovely relationship we have I just really want to find

Something that I flagged in DMs Because I did Think it was funny And they want us to try and do it Well you're not Scottish So me and Jeannie to do it Oh I know what I've seen this I know what it's going to be

But please do this Let's see if I can play it through this There's some Scottish people Can I say purple burglar alarm? Purple burglar alarm. Can I say what it is in English? Purple burglar alarm is what he's trying to say. The colour purple, the robber and the thing that goes,

weo, weo, weo, weo. Purple burglar alarm. Perfect. Purple burglar alarm. brilliant I think it might be when it's a guy and you've got that kind of like deepness to your voice because that was

that was Limmy who was saying that do you know who Limmy is? No. Do you know who Limmy is? I think you would actually find him quite funny Jess he's just like an absolute dafty that had like the Limmy show

but he's just like so like rude and like rud as in like naughty rude yeah yeah the best one was you've seen there when he's she's turned away and's against me I'd be happy we'll say that before She's turned a wanes against us

At that's him No Anyway that was all I really wanted to drink this episode It's for us to try that That was the best bit of the episode Thank you Zoe

Right let's fuck off Let's go in just quickly Nothing else to see Just checking my little notes I've got lots and lots of stuff to tell you in the bonus episode But I think that's it

That's a wee catch up And next week we'll be back With a hot topic Yes. Tell us what's been a lot on your plate. Send it in. We need it. Send us what's been a lot. You play anything you want to tell us, anything you've seen, anything like purple big alarm, anything that you want us to talk about. Let's discuss. I love it. And I guess we'll see you. Right. This is something that really plays in my mind when I get to the ending of this. I was saying see you next Tuesday only on a Friday now. Hmm. Interesting. Because we're not seeing you next Tuesday. We're seeing you on Friday.

You never saw that last episode. Anyway, we said it after the bonus So we only say that after the bonus Now that's... All right, yeah We'll see you on Friday then, fuckers See him Friday, that's just the new it That's the new it Okay

Right well, bye See ya See ya