A Lot On Your Plate - S4 Ep13: Sent from my iPhone

Episode Date: May 7, 2024

Happy Tuesday!! This week on ALOYP we catch up on our girly weekend, where we ate, where we drank and why our bodies have been sore for 5 days lol. Jess gives her top tips for homemade ice cubes and Zoe shares her thoughts on Netflix favourite, Baby Reindeer. Enjoy🫶🏻 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Tuesday, guys. We hope you all had a fabulous... Welcome to speak. Back, bitches. We've got a new set-up going on. We have the bar cart at the back of us, which has just made so much more sense, to be honest. One, it's not hiding any of our body parts,

which is quite triggering. Damn it. But that's fine. Secondly, you can just, if you're watching, you can just put things down there. A wee table. A ledge for things. we love it we also look like absolute let me just think of a word that's not too much for

this um podcast we also look absolute dick's that's not that bad why oh with our two big stanley fucking kettlebells sitting here adenola jumpers basic bitchies the both of us yeah and who cares we love a basic bitch give me a fee at 500 any day right a wee cow car I love it best guy I've ever had. So, it was. Mud Flowers of the week. Guys,

gorgeous again. We've got penis. I think when we got them a couple weeks ago, we were like, it was favouritism as exclusive to 70. So now you can officially

order your penis from mud. So it's got to be penis this week, girls. Enjoy this very popular bloom love Chloe. Thanks, Chloe. Gorgeous, so we know. They are honestly

my favourite flowers in the world. and this red nice and open blooms there's a little tight one there on the left gorgeous tight one hmm

um by the way see just whilst I remember see that strawberry vase we've got yeah I got one like that out of Primark yes I saw it in Prime Mark actually

Primark Home Primark Home No and it's a bit bigger than that one so if anyone's wanting one we get ours in Amazon but Primark also has them

Because that I think it was 20 quid How much was yours like nine pound or something probably also can I just say this this morning me and Zoe went to box it in shock our standard Wednesday ritual and she went oh my god it's the first of May and I went oh and I got her arm and went

pinch punch I actually didn't say it out loud but I just pinched her and punched her she went oh my god what are you doing what do you mean what I'm doing it was sore pinch punch for the first day of the month and she was like what are you talking about I was like please tell me you've heard of that before and she's like never I'm telling you right now that Alba Bruz there she's being

dramatic and then I went in and said to Mar Mark, have you ever heard of Pinch Punch First of the Month? And he was like, never. Graham, have you ever heard of that? Shut up. It's obviously English thing. A little boring, weird English. Right, well, you know, it's funny.

As time goes on, we're learning more about one another. This morning, we drove by Tinderbox, you know, the coffee shop in Glasgow. And so he was like, I said, when I first moved to Glasgow eight years ago, I remember when that was, like, the place to go for. coffee and so he was like isn't that all over the uk i was like no maybe it is now i don't know but i'm pretty certain that is a glaswegian company well i looked it up and it said it was but i think tinderbox is quite right yeah maybe now because it's just got too huge big for its boots you know but back in the day it was actually it's nice coffee i can't comment on the coffee but what i can comment

on is the lack of options food wise agree but maybe that's not if coffee's their thing maybe the food's just an extra bonus for people do you know what I mean it's not their focus I do fully agree with you there and we spoke about on our patron episode last week about how I say the certain um words you guys put in front of others obviously Zoe ripped the fuck out of me too and I totally agree but we were saying about the jail and how you put the though in front of the jail and in our patron chat people like yeah but how else do you say it and I'm like because one girl says oh I work in the jail how else I'm meant to say that I'm like you say I work in a jail I work in a prison No, excuse me, there was a message that said people up and down the UK say the jail.

No, she said she works down there. She's from up here and she works down there and have heard people say it. That's not true. It's a load of rubbish. No, she said she's travelled up and down the country and hear other people say it. It's not true. Absolutely, as Jessica. But I listened to a TikTok and I looked at the comments about somebody saying you put in the

and the jail had thousands and thousands of likes next to it because people agree of like how hilarious that sounds. I think it just makes it all sounds slightly more aggressive. It's just part of the... Scottish heritage. He's getting the jail. And there's something else that you say as well that I've noticed, which I'm pretty certain, again, is not even a word,

but you say out with. You are correct. Am I? We do, but again, is that Glasgow? Or is that Scotland as a whole? Not sure, but it's not... It's no one else says it. Do they not?

But I understand the context of what you're saying though So let's say you said Let's have a discussion out with this podcast I'd get what that meant But when I think about it I haven't ever used that phrase Or heard it outside of Scotland I actually think I say that quite often

You do, you do say it a lot It makes you sound extremely intelligent I was going to say that's one of my professional words for sure When it's even not a word And I love it It's not even English and it makes me sound professional I was better than kicking the balls in it Oh and there was one more thing as well

What do you say If you have the runs Because Richard said something to me yesterday Like um The Shits Oh no he called it something I went where's that idea Goem with S

Skitters That's it And he went oh I've got this Something he wasn't talking about himself to be fair But it was talking about the skitters Or something The cats had the skitters And I went

What Oh no I would never say that And he said his dad's says that, but his dad's from the borders. Are you saying that because it's a Glasgowian thing? It's Scottish. I don't if it's Laswegian, but it's Scottish. Skitters. So that's another thing I've learnt this week.

I fucking love it, guys. I note them down on my notes all the time. I'm like, you guys just honestly fascinate me! So much! We've got an exciting box behind me. Oh! Yes. Are you ready? Yep.

I just had to do some acrobatics to get there. I can't clothe my shoulder at socket what a word the little box of pies it's a bit battered now bless him from the pie man the famous pie man so Jess went to

Addison Food Market on Sunday don't you and he gave us these so I went over and introduced myself because I always forget if I say this on the side dish or the main but some lovely girl messaged me to say that she'd been to the pie man mentioned that we speak about it a lot on the

podcast and he said he'd heard of us and he was completely mind blown how social media works anyway there wasn't a cue so I thought I'm gonna I would never know me dare do this but I thought I'm gonna go over to him I was like hi-care because I do speak to him a lot but I don't think he would just have a flipping clue who well why would it he wouldn't have a clue it was so I went over I was like hi care I'm just going to introduce myself I'm Jess from the podcast I just said the podcast I'm presuming not many people talked to him about a podcast well you wouldn't think and he was like oh oh my goodness oh my goodness and he started speaking about god knows what and then um yeah he gave us this box of lovely chimini pies bless his heart so i'll tell you what's in here pulled ham and chicken

gorge mince and onion salt and chili chicken curried cauliflower steak chicken cheese and broccoli haggis chicken and peppercorn sauce that's Jason's favourite it chicken and chorizo chicken and leek chicken curry, chicken and mushroom pepper steak with black pudding oh you're fighter I'd like that one Rich had the salt and chili chicken last night as you can see there's a couple of pies

gone yeah I noticed that actually but you just air-fied them a think but you know what I love about this if you're looking on the camera sorry if you're feeling that but it's like a pie chart you get it

I just think that's really intelligent so clever but what I was thinking this was a good to shout out on the podcast because this little box of mini pies you can buy, and it's all box up nice and professional. I think this is a great gift for Father's Day. Isn't that coming up, June?

By the way, you're right, that's quite cute. Yeah. So to be fair, it's a great gift for anyone. It doesn't even need to be Father's Day, just your brother or literally, I'd be buzzing my tits off if I ever think that. Anyone present of that kind of thing? Yeah, I think, and maybe you'll need to find out where the hell you can buy it from because they're pie shops in Dumfries.

Yeah, something like that. But maybe they ship across the UK, is my point. So if anyone listen to this, that's not in Scotland. It's such a perfect gift. And I think people buzz off it. For sure. And we're not going to eat on today's episodes because we were very conscious that...

It went on a lot. We were eating a lot last week. And that's a shame for everyone's ears. But in return, we're going to talk a lot about food because we've eaten well this week, haven't we, girly? I've no been in. I've not. No being at home.

Also, also, also, our vlog went out on Patreon. Bloggers. As we've said many, many times before, we give the side dish over there, but we also do one special episode a month. And this month we went out of the studio and went on tour around the south side. I said to Zoe, I don't think we ever spoke about where we went, but we did Luna, Henry's. Cheebo. Is it Cheebo or Cebo?

It's Cheebo, I've found out. Cheebo. actually unbelievable Italian by the way couldn't make it more so good we went there for food actually we also went to Charlie Browns love do you know what Zoe I tagged them remember when I

shared it on just Jess and I said here's the link to watch the vlog the owner woman replied like oh thanks girls and then she must have clicked on our page and realized that it was a podcast so her partner was the girl that served us and she must have said all two girls from a podcast came in and she went oh god I can't remember

a name for the life of me but she said that we were so sound and that we welcome back any time we are sound yeah we are sound she looked at us so where else we went to big counter for food to end the night guys big counter one of the best best places i've eaten this year memorable i think it was memorable because of what we did though no i know i think it was the whole experience of that day we were going to have a swama king and decided to have a flipping full on steak dinner with and rich joined us it was just funny we were half-cooked weren't we And did you mention Henry's? Yeah, Henry's was good.

Where was the other place we went? Ryan's Bar. Great. Really liked it in there. Loved it in there. I'll definitely go back. Old man pub vibes, but... Edgy cool.

Cool. It's the only way I'd say, but candles and stuff kicking about. A DJ comes at like, what, 8, 9? Yeah. And then it's on all night. Loads of nice drink options as well. Anyway, if you want to watch the full of that, you can go on there. But we really enjoyed that.

so anyway let's talk about what we've eaten this week and we've got a shared a lot on our plate emotional which is so excited are a lot on our plate physical and emotional shared this week I would say we were together all weekend although there was one place I went after the podcast last week which I'd like to shout about

I went to TIPO in Edinburgh with my friend Alice who works in like he has a really cool job actually working in travel and all that but anyway she was up for work and we went, I think it was T, I think that's how you say, T-I-P-O, and it's the same sister brand as Notto, Leila, I think it's Leila, I can't remember, anyway, you'll know what it is when I say it, I can't remember it's off my head, but again, excellent, Notto is actually one of my favourite restaurants in Edinburgh, small plate, seasonal vibe. As good as you expected it to be? Yeah, it was really nice, really cool, lovely service, amazing cocktails. The Tiramisu dessert was easily the best tiramisu dessert, was easily the best tiramistau. probably ever had and I think that's a massive shout. It's Italian by the way. The pasta vodka

pasta vodka pasta wasn't the best but it was good but when you've eaten it at Lulu's you've got high expectations. I know and also do you know what it is about that? It's such a basic dish. I know and they can't get it by it's not saucy enough. But there's just like even though it's so basic there's a severe good and bad agree way it can go do you know what I mean like how can anyone

get it wrong I'm not getting it and if you want to try a really good one just go on this girl called Just Just Just Foods page and honestly

it's the best recipe you'll ever have in your life I thought I was I'm going to say just got on a flight to Valdezair and go to Louis

yeah and all that or that Paris it's all be easier yeah probably is right so let's

talk about where we've eaten then shall we right so our plans weekend plans Friday night we were at yours

our friend Molly came up from London by the way who we hadn't seen a year which we mentioned last week she's thus like the Tasmanian devil is the best way to describe that girl no I don't even think

there's any way to describe her there's no words no words she's just so funny she doesn't stop talking to breathe for three days straight she's me times a thousand yeah

and says that I don't speak that's good it's what he said on Saturday night I've got I saw throat. She went, why you're not fucking spoke one word or not? Oh, she's so witty, and she. Look, because we were in

Locale, and I was like, it was really live music, and I do, I would say I've got quite a general sort of, like, soft voice. Bad throat in a way, like, I get, as soon as I am at, like, a concert or whatever, and I'm singing loud and shouting, whatever, I do feel it the next day on my throat. So I'd say, it was so loud in there, so I'd said, like, oh, my throat's getting

sore from shouting, and that's when she was like, you've not spoke a fucking word. And I was like, no, I have, you just don't listen. And then it almost on Friday night. She went, Zoe, you're really quiet. And then you went, I'm always quiet. She went, no, I'm not telling, I'm not saying that you've been quiet. It's like, I'm just telling you.

Just telling you as a person you're quiet. Thank you. Bare in your mind, I'm sitting here chatting fucking three hours, four hours straight. Like, I'm not quiet. She used to call you that girl from Pitch Perfect. That whispers when she speaks. Oh, Zoe, I love it so much. Anyway, we went to Jetsies on Friday night for a kind of Mexican vibe.

Molly's vegan, so I don't know. I'd just make some Chipotle. Like vegan Chipotle. Olive flour. It was actually really nice. Chipotle. Chipotle's my life. You've seen that video.

You've sent that before. Great of you to say it. Ironic. So anyway, did that Friday night, a few of picantes. Yeah. By the way, I freeze the ice cubes with the red chili. And the key is, guys, if you wanted to make cool ice cubes, you need to use bottled water. Did you know that?

What's the difference? It just makes it super clear. That was so English. Super clear. Was it? How is I was saying? Super clear. So you need to use Evian is the best water.

Oh, God, hide money. And then you just pour it in like... I know our Highland Spring. I actually love Evian. I'm a snob. I would choose either Evian Highland Spring, but the one with the top that comes off with a wee bit that you would like suck out of you and not like...

Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean. It's a very large bottle. What else is there? You've got that water, Fiji water. No. What's the other one with the blue? Volvic Volvick

I think I would avoid Volvick in Buxton Volvick that's a greeny colour now Fiji water There's canned waters now I don't like drinking water from my can Same It's weird

I asked Becky to get me A water at the office on Monday And I was on a call When she came back into the room So I didn't really notice her putting it down And then I thought Oh she forgot to get that water And I realised

And it looked like a can of fucking Stella Guys, I love Scottish tap water It's so fucking good And you know, just talking of water quickly Do you remember when we went to that Mitching star At restaurant on the top The highest point of

Bandsere Yeah, what was that? The Glacier point It was the highest Michelin Star restaurant in the world Or was it in Europe? It might have been the world I think it was the world

Anyway, it's when we went skiing And we had That glass bottled Exclusive Evian It was Belmain or something Yes It was Balmain Evian In a glass bottle

And I kid you not We were in a private dining room That was amazing wasn't it That was like Who did we think we are But I didn't give a fuck And you It snails

I liked them That was such a good trip That was Yeah that Evian Tasted literally like Balmain Evian Yeah it did We were all like Fucking it down at me

What? They were like Bill at the end We were like Whoa, yeah Anyway Sorry, Diagraising. Look at her, we love digressing.

Went to Jessie's on Friday. Saturday we'd get up and went to a boxing class. Amazing. There was five of us. And we've all been sore since. It was so good. It was so good. My face was ready for three hours after it.

Like we were sweating buckets, weren't we? Yeah. Anyway, did that. Then went to kudos. Kudos. Again, amazing. For brunch. We all got an asai bowl.

Yep. And then shared. a big what was that a big croissant thing? It was like a cookie quasson it's a new craze

on TikTok croissant crookie I think it's a crookie fuck no I think it's a crooky and it had like cookie dough

kind of like in it like it was like layered and then it had a big cookie bit on top of it as well my chocolate we wanted the pistache one didn't we

but it's all that and then we all went home got ready for a night out we went to West Side Tavern for a couple of drinky-pooze

I had the tapped paloma I love them there you had apparoles a couple of apparoles with lemonade dough not soda yeah me and jelly have that because I don't think

we like soda and then we went to Sylvan yep for dinner we did what have I got to say about Silvan right let me think about this

so see if If you're, right, I just feel like you could go into your neighbour's garden and pick as much greenery and plants and earthy food out of that garden for free as you could eat in that restaurant. It's cheap though. It was £30 each and we had cocktails in about 20 dishes? I have leaves. She's completely exaggerating, guys, it was fucking gorgeous. No, right, I take it all back.

It actually was really nice food. But I agree, like you do miss that sort of element of meaty or substantial something. They don't do any meat, by the way. No, it's veggie. No, no, no, no, it's fully veggie. Yeah, fully veggie slash vegan. Which the stuff was really nice, but as you said, it's like all that stuff was great, but I wouldn't mind maybe like a bit of salmon or, you know, like the kind of main part of the dish.

I agree with you. But you know, with all the salads that we ordered, they did taste phenomenal. Yeah, they did. The dressings were great. Everything was so amazing in flavour and the cocktails were really well done and it was so busy in there. We actually ended up going half an hour early

because we got the time mixed up so we went over to the drake for a drink in between but usually they can just sit you at the bar and seat you within a 10 minutes. Do you want to mean with the couldn't? They had no space. That drake was nice, I've never been there before either. Yeah, that's a nice wee pub vibe.

Yeah. It's quite good for a roast as well. Definitely takes off a few places and then we ended in the night by walking across to locale, which again, I've never really spent an evening there and super edgy vibes. Wow. Very hip-star. The music was actually really good. Yeah.

Older crowd for sure. I thought it was a mix of like older Gen Z, but also there was older people there as well. It was a good mix. I think people who are really into their music or do a bit of DJ in themselves. I like it. It's quite a good place for that because it is proper DJing without it being too. You don't need to love that type of music to, like I didn't really notice the music apart from when I liked songs.

I wasn't like, ooh, that's a shit. Yeah, because I'm not into that sort of music, do you know what I mean? It's quite a random mix of music. The way they played Beyonce as we were leaving, it was a really good song. Like a mix of it. And then it went straight into sort of like, I don't know,

house. Loved it. Anyway, I definitely recommend, but I'm sure lots of you be listening to this. Oh my God, so as I've been speaking here, my phone, my phone has written down every single thing we've said. So yeah, I'm sure if you have heard of a locale.

We did say it's one of those places that every second person you can imagine is probably get a wee man bag on them. Do you know, yeah, definitely. Doing a bit of dealing in there. Oh yeah, for sure. But when we were speaking about places to go for an older crowd, I would suggest there and Chinaski's next door, which we had every intention of going, but we just never got around to it, did we?

No. I think we'd all just had a really good day. one felt the need to kind of like continue the night, stay out, feel shit the next day. And I think as well when you've eaten, it's hard to really pick it up. Keep going sometimes, yeah. But it was a great night. And then Sunday, myself and Molly and Richard went for breakfast at Lateria, which is in Udingston. And then we all met for a roast at Stravegan.

Yeah. Because they do a vegan roast option. So again, really nice. thoroughly enjoyed it actually wasn't like the best I've had but it was it was all right yeah it was nice the starter was the best part haggie sneeps and tatties look I just don't think you can beat that yeah we love haggis we've said it before but

I could have had that as a bigger dish as my meal yeah or that probably was enough and we had whiskey sauce of it rather than pepper corn it was food and then what's been a shared emotional I mean, people might have seen this Yeah, they will know this But if you listen to Patreon A few episodes ago We discuss all of our yearly summer plans

Yeah, holiday plans Yeah And we said that we haven't been on one together And we said where we wanted to go And we are, we have booked Nashville Yeha We're so excited, aren't we? I love that from us

I know and I just think And you weren't going to come I wasn't going to come Because I've got New York And another couple of holidays before that and I'm not a great flyer either I just the pressure of like a girl's trip long haul

I was like if I have a fucking nervous break down that plane it's no fun for anyone anyway I thought get a grip yourself yeah snap out of it so anyway I booked it and it was quite expensive actually wasn't it yeah it didn't take any more convincing than right come on Zoe and I was like right fine

but I just think you don't often go long distance with your pals no this is like our Vegas trip that we've always dreamed of doing together No, we're still going to Vegas for my 30th. Oh, yeah, we are. We've decided that, yeah.

I'll be raising by them, but all right. You'll need to leave the wains at home. Fucking out. I'll be 38. No. No, 36. 36. Yeah.

Don't age yourself. 37 a month after. No, you're only six years older than me. Am I? Yeah. So don't worry about that. Okay, that's good. But it's a good step.

I'm still going to Vegas, do you know what I mean? Yes. So we booked our flights. We're going for a week in September. Yep. We've not booked our accommodation yet. Not yet. But I'm thinking we were toying between hotel or like an apartment, Airbnb. I think we need an apartment. Yeah, me too. May too. So I think we should definitely do that because more party vibes, isn't it? I feel like we're celebrating one of our pals, Heather's 30th whilst we're there as well. We need to deck that place out.

And your birthday. Yeah, it's my birthday three days before we go. So don't forget. No, we will absolutely that so we need to all be together yeah it's going to be a nice group of us going as well it's going to be fun and i think there's a couple of people that i might add on closer to the time so we'll see if anyone's been to nashville then let us know your tips because i've been inundated with messages from people that have seen that saying oh my god best place ever send us recommendations so we're going to make it a trip of a lifetime and what we've decided is that because basically we usually have a break after 20 episodes don't we now we've got patreon we realize that We could either pause it and people just wouldn't pay for the month or we could continue it.

So we think at this moment we're going to continue doing it. Yeah. And so we'll give you something each week. But when we're over there, again, because I'm going to L.A. basically, the week before to see a really good friend of mine. And then I'm going to fly internally from L.A. to Nashville to meet the girls and fly back with Zoe, etc. But that means we're two weeks out and we'll be back recording then. So we're going to do one out there. aren't we?

Yeah. We're going to just do something, send it to our producers, get them to edit it. They've only just heard that right now. And then... We need to work out the logistics of that, but...

Or we need is a light. Make things on and that would be and I mean, it might not be the best sound quality, but loads of podcasts do that. Not everybody has a studio for a start. People do it in their bedrooms. So I think if we can just do it one or two that week,

it also changes it up and it's so exciting for you guys to kind of be there with us as well. On location, Yeah, and we'll vlog it. We'll do bits. We'll try our best to just make it as exciting as possible and put like behind the scenes bit on Patreon

and then the main episode is normal on Spotify from live and that rep, baby, yeha. Woo! We'll be on top of the cowboy like, yeah. Woo! On top of the cowboy? Oh. Oh, hey, was that meaning right or wrong?

Who knows? The bill. And the bull. I meant the ball. And top of the bill. Where a cowboy bit set. Well. We keep going to speak in that accent.

Cowboy boots on. We were talking about there's a festival going on at the moment called Stagecoach and it looks so sick. That's what we're going to look like. Well, Spie Girls message me saying, go fully casual and buy your boots and hat over there. A boat and hat over there. I think we should do that.

Right, okay. Because you're going to get proper, really good quality leather cowboy boots because I've not really got any decent ones. No, I don't. And a cowboy hat, which again, it's one of them in it, like, would I really wear that again? Also, are we going to stick out like sore thumbs, or is it really like that then? I think it is really like that. Somebody said to me, Nashville is for the girlies.

It's for the girlies. And it's going to be like Magic Mike. You've been tagged in that video yet? No. The Magic Mike Cowboy One show. I've never been a Magic Mike show. Well, it's not Magic Mike, but it's like a... Yeah, like that sort of show, though.

I've never. I suppose we went and watched fucking porn in Amsterdam we've done it better which is one step up so anyway tell us all where you're going on holiday which we'd love to discuss

oh I'm booked and busy for the next week she's off to New York next week off to New York next week when you guys listen to this I'll be on way just about en route but before that this weekend I'm busy

she's back she's going to the theatre. It's so funny because in the chat again somebody texts us out saying a picture of sister act and they're like trying to look for Zoe and I thought do you know what's funny

the fact that she actually is going to that in a few days of course I'm going Zoe we need to talk about what we spoke about in the car on the way here. I've 100% told everyone this before my mum has been in the Amshire Dramatic

since I was born I think I knew that but I didn't know about your grandma right and in said club that my mum was in for a long time yeah my nana was the choreographer there what you've never said that Zoe she choreographed all the dance routines like all the movement like possessions of the actors on stage

your mum's mum my mum my papa was in the shows you've never said this singing and acting so this is why because I said to Zoe how many shows do you reckon you've seen in your lifetime and she was like I cannot I couldn't even I wouldn't know where to start but that I've been brought up in that environment and like my brother's like thank God that's over my mom still does shows here and there but it's not as much as it used to be whereas I'm like

does it do pantomimes pantomimes no mom doesn't do pantomines what did you call that there amateur no how do you say pantomime pantomime oh what's a different then no she doesn't do that it's more like it's like sister act like she's done sister act

but it's just it's not professional it's amateur so there's a lot of people in the clubs that like can't necessarily actually really sing or dance or whatever but they'll just be in like the chorus up the back nobody knows they're there whereas my mum's actually quite talented so I grew up with her being the main part all the time god love her and my nana was in the show before she was the choreographer she was in the shows doing the main parts as well obviously as you got older and stuff it's not as you're not going to get the parts anymore are you um so yeah that was my upbringing that's why I'm so into theatre.

So what you're going to see in New York, then, Broadway? Right, well, this weekend I'm going to Sister Act in Glasgow. Yes. That, my dad actually got me and my sister that for Christmas or birthday or something like that. But my sister can't make it now, so I'm going to my step-mom's that. It'll be nice. Then Sunday, I'm going to see Take That at the Hydro. Amazing.

Best show I've ever seen. Same bit if they still got it. Yes. We only went a few years ago. No, that was a long time ago, by the way. Before COVID. That was four years ago. You went west life we went together. I went rich it was before COVID.

No I know but we went to the same show and you know what I also got like front row tickets as well so that in itself makes it like wow yeah because it's more of like a performance they put on it's not just like they're not just standing singing so I mean they'll ever lose it right we'll remind me to report back in that okay then I go to New York and I'm going to see Billy Joel in Madison Square Gardens which I've said before I believe because he's no deed for anyone that was wondering and then I'm going to see Mulan Rouge I've never seen that neither have that neither have that and by the way can I tell you something right now which I'm actually ashamed to admit I don't think I've seen the film either

with Nicole Kidman yeah I don't think I've seen that probably years ago is the original Mulan Rouge the one in Paris with the big windmill I think so I believe so

I believe so too because it's French yeah so I'm going to see that and do you know what see if we were there for maybe like one more night and it gave us an extra sort of day

I would go and see our show absolutely yeah you could go to the Broadway box office and get like a deal and just go and see something you ever seen the Book of Mormon no I've not and that was another thing I thought about but it's coming here

and I don't know if there's tickets left but I needy look The Book of Mormon I think again is more I think that was a New York original Broadway yeah I think it was I went to see it years ago in London with Richard and I think back then

I just didn't really understand that sort of humour We also had terrible, terrible tickets where we were behind like a bollard at the side so that ruined the experience for me for sure but I do remember like all the all the audience laughing like I mean rich were like that is just not even funny but I think now I'm older and I understand

things a bit more in terms of like politics and the way of the world I may get the humour yeah definitely I think you will because I've heard nothing to good things about that show. Yeah. But what I will say is, like it's probably shouldn't be allowed still.

Yeah, definitely. That's the pressure I've got. They actually sing a song like, everyone has AIDS, aid, aid, aid, AIDS. That's actually the song. This is the thing with me, right? What Jess realized yesterday

is when I'm in the car, right? Oh, this was fucking funny. And I don't have my phone plugged in. I listen to Magic. at the musicals. That's a radio station and if you're into musicals you don't listen to that. I don't know why because honestly it's brilliant. But typically as Jessica in the car, it came on, it was

blaring, and it was... Sound of music. Sing it? What was it? It wasn't... Do do do doro do do do do do. And then for a minute, we just sat in silence and I went, right. But even I was about like, oh fuck. Because that's a poor musical song.

Like, see, sometimes like Mamami and stuff come on so you maybe wouldn't think if you know what I mean, but that one I was like, ooh. But anyway, what I was going to say is I also sometimes put a musical playlist on when I'm listening to my music.

Like, look, that's just what I like, right? And so I know songs that are in all musicals that I've not seen, but I like that. Because then I go and I already know I know the music. And you can sing along? Although, stop singing along in the theatre. Everyone, this is a public service announcement. It's not for singing along. It's not a concert.

Okay, so you wouldn't sing along? You just like tap your foot and like. Yeah, in my head I'm singing and I'm in the moment, right? But every time me and my mom goes together, we'll look at each other like, I wish everyone would shut up. It's not a concert. You shouldn't be singing along. Have you ever been to see the bodyguard though?

You have. Because the bit at the end where Whitney is doing the concert part, like in the film, everyone is then singing because she's encouraging you to. That's fine. Because there's parts and musicals where they are performing in the story. You can get involved in. I'm allowing it. like that, for example.

Yeah. Any other time, it's not concert, don't sing along. When's the Book of Mormon coming then? I think that's October time. Are you going with someone? Well, me and Richard said we could maybe go to that with you and Jason because Richard once... Oh, how did you just hear that?

You... No, that's the way the conversation was. I was like, I love that. Yeah, me and Richard discussed it. Maybe we can go with you and Jason. No, that was the plan because... That's how much so we and Richard. actually talk behind closed doors I love it so much well because he said to me I want to go

to the theater it was actually my mommy said it to oh he did he said and my mom was like you can go anytime and he was like no I mean with you he did she bide him so anyway I thought I'll take you son we'll go together so we could maybe do that we're trying to get him to come to book a Mormon by the way because he didn't he hated it but maybe like he'll be the same as me yeah anyway this weekend um I'm hosting at the seafood festival in Edinburgh at St. James Quarter Saturday, Sunday, Monday. It's going to be a graph, by the way. Yeah, that's a big job. It is. It's all of the restaurants that are within the St. James Quarter, so think kapal, duck and waffle, salt and chili. God,

what else is there? Mackey and Ramen. Yeah. Raymond. If you get the joke, you know, if you know, know and all the chefs head chefs from each place are going to be doing sort of like a tasting session and I'm going to be hosting each hour on the hour from 11 to 5 Saturday Sunday one day um sadly this podcast will come out and it'll already have been and happened but yeah so if you if you went and I saw you then hi it was lovely to meet you I'm staying at the W hotel all weekend and all that some treat I know so I'm looking forward to that because it would be a bit of bore late for me to get back and forth I need to be there every day at 10 Yeah.

And then, so it's just easier for me just to stay with in the centre. And yeah, I think that's it. And then in a couple of weeks, I'm heading down to London, aren't I, for a few days? With Marks and Spencer's. Who do I think I am? I know. Absolutely both aspects, isn't it? But the reason I said that was because somebody wrote in the chat,

had we tried the new summer dips, the green goddess dip from M&S. And I'm actually going down there. They're doing like throughout the whole month of May, they've got, they've hired like an M&S summer house. So there's people like M the nutritionist doing talks and whatnot and people can just go in throughout the day. And they talk about all the new produce that they've made from the development kitchen. And I'm actually going to the dips in deli one, I think, are I? Yeah. And then the pizza one.

So the dips and deli one, I'm sure I'll get sampled all those dips. Try them all. Bring them on the podcast. So I'm looking forward to that. It'll be really fun. That'll be fun. And where else are my way, Holly's coming up? Yep. So my best friend Holly's coming up. She's actually doing the Lisbon Marathon. My friend Rebecca that I speak about a lot, she's doing the Frankfurt Marathon. So I've somehow agreed to do a long run with them both on the Saturday for their training. Lull. And then I've booked big counter again because she watched the vlog and she messaged us and was like, I'm extremely jealous. I would like to do that.

Yeah. I've got something funny to mention about Holly in a moment. Don't let me forget. And yeah, so we're going to do that. And then maybe go up north for a bit on the Sunday. Who knows? Just a nice weekend because she loves. That would be lovely.

She loves Scotland nearly as much as me. It's about time she moved up here. She wants to. I know. She's got fuck all down there. Except a lovely boyfriend Kane and those beautiful cats. But they can all come. And her business.

And her job. And her livelihood. Basically, she needs to just move up. And I know she wants to. She would love to. It's a big move, though, isn't it? Her business would thrive up here as well. Not would, actually.

Happy skin by Holly, by the way, guys. She's starting to offer a neofound down there, which is what I have with Zara up here. I had it this week, by the way, so my skin will be extra glowing. I've had that a couple times as well, and it's unreal. Unreal. Skin booster, it's like hylionic acid.

But she's offering it down in Leicester, so hit her up if you live down there. If you're ruling about that way. Yeah, she's amazing. Anyway, sorry. I'm blabbing on, but just to quickly speak about Holly. I feel like I'm talking about Patreon a lot this week, but it's just because I'm referring to funny things.

But last week's episode, we spoke about a random thought, and it was coming back to life. If you could come back to life as anything or any object, over and over again, what would it be and why? You'll have to listen to the episode to see what I said because it was fucking ridiculous when you think about it. But she wrote in the chat, I would come back as,

one, a killer whale, because you'd be iconic number one predator in the world. Then, when I died in brackets, which would be ages, lull, unless I was captured by SeaWorld, sad face. Two, I'd come back as a famous singer because that high of being on stage and thousands of people singing your songs and shit, wow, must hit different. Absolutely. You get that. And then, when that ended, when she died, this one's a good one. A painting or a piece of furniture in the White House or Area 51 to find out all the mad shit that really goes down in the world.

That is good in it. That is really good. She sat and thought about that. And then she thought, not a potato kiss. Which is what I said I would come back as, but you'd have to see why I said that. That is a really good answer. It gets you thinking.

So did you think about, I gave you that task to think? I think I gave an answer at the time. You said a singer, I think, or actress. I don't think it is. Or Nipo baby? No, I said an insect to see how long I could survive each time. I would set myself a challenge. challenge.

Oh, there again. Squish. Also, before we go, I finally finished me with India. Yes. I'm behind the crowd. I know that and it's not like me on the TV front.

The situation. Front, that's the word. But I won't speak about it much because everyone knows but it's just so fucked up and I actually think he's just as much, if not more of a problem than her. Couldn't agree. more. Like if he just left that at one point

like I'm not saying she wouldn't have kept being persistent whatever but there's so many things he could have done to get rid of her. Much quicker and easier than he did. He loved her. He did. He loved the obsessiveness that she gave him. Do you know what I've got

a question actually that I meant to ask in the chat? See in it when he shags her. I take it that's a dream. I think it was a dream, yeah. A fantasy. It wasn't very clear though. I know. Because me and Jason looked at each other, like, the whole season, we were looking each other every two minutes, like, what the fuck's going on? But when that happened, I was like, I feel like I'd saw someone mention that that happened, but it was a dream, or she was, he was dreaming about her or masturbating about her, whatever.

Wasn't he, when he was having sex with his partner, imagining it was her, and it revamped his sex life? Yeah, but it started as him turning up to Martha's shagging her, and then it clipped to him. With the partner and I was like... I'm not quite sure. Then can I make sense? But I was like, I don't think I'm not 100% on what went on there. And did you realise that she actually typed out? I didn't get this until the end.

Why did she do that though? Oh, they've explained why, but she typed out sent from my iPhone. And was it because she was never sending it from an iPhone. It was maybe to throw him off. There's a reason why she did that. Yeah, it might have been. And I can't remember for the life of me why. It just made me laugh so much every time the tight and bit came up

and the spelling and the stuff she was saying then. and it was like set my iPhone but it was all spilt it just made me fucking piss it was so funny anyway that was fucked up so fucked up what's he up to these days because

why would you put your life out like that I don't get it he'll be at the fringe he'll have a sellout show at the fringe well it's obviously I can't you move into it definitely but then at the end he goes back to that guy's house

I know he wanted answers didn't he what was that about no I think I thought they were maybe going to get together they obviously didn't but together you never know with these things right

just one last thing before we finished right yeah please tell me is there anything worse yeah the when you sit on the toilet seat get up from the toilet seat

and your legs are wet well my legs be wet like you've sat on wetness on revolting especially if it's a public toilet no that's what I was going to say see at home that winds me up and every time I'm like Jason wipe the fucking toilet seat

I've now got your push all of my legs but at least I know that's him yeah only has it's no one else's when I was out it was either the weekend at one point or just in the last wee while and I thought I need to write this down and speak about it that happened to me I thought I could have anyone's pee on the back of my legs right now anyone and then I think

could you catch something from that like I just started to think that things like that throw me into spinal No, it's just disgusting though. Why do men's, sorry Graham, I know you're saying, but why do men's... You can see where it's going. Stink of actual piss. We all have the same pee exit our body, right? Why does your toilet smell so fucking bad?

Because some of them don't care where that pee is going. Like, in my thoughts, you've got a thing that that comes out of, right? You can aim. You can actually hold it in possession of the whole, that big round hole in the toilet pan, or that like a round dish of a urinal, right? Why are you missing that? They're just like, wee! Like, why are you missing it?

All over the place. Whoa, a golden shower everywhere. Like, what I have heard is it's much harder to pee when you've got an excited little man down there, right? Because it's pointing out. What the fuck would you have an excited man down there if you're a urinal next door of them, folks? Well, that's what I'm going to say.

That's not an excuse for in public because you should not have a boner when you're out and about. I know. Anyway, I had to get that off my chest. You had to get that off your plate. Absolutely. Absolutely. I love chatting then.

That's quite an English thing, I see. What? I love chatting then. I'd do it then, what? No, I loved chatting then. That's what I meant. I did love... Is that not a thing?

I love just chatting then. Yeah, we would say I love chatting there. There, you would say there. Yeah. I love chatting there. Anyway, I'm going to bank all these and do another episode on Scottish versus England and see who comes out on top, but we all know who that's good to be. I know it's going to be Scottish because I fucking love you.

Absolutely. Right, well, that's us. But we'll say that for the next episode. He-he. That was erratic. Right, well, thanks very much for tuning in to another week of a lot on your plaity plates. Please remember to subscribe if you're watching on YouTube. I was just going to say thanks to everyone who did split.

subscribed because we had quite a few newbies after our intense chat or telling off last week. Anyway we'll either see you on Friday or we'll see you next week. Bye!