A Lot On Your Plate - S4 Ep7: I pooed in a plastic bag

Episode Date: March 26, 2024

Happy Tuesday! This week on ALOYP we give you all the juicy goss from our Boozy Brunch! Where did we end up after? Was Zoe really the drunkest there? What did Jess think of a pizza crunch? + so much more! Enjoy🐷 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Tuesday, guys. Welcome back to the best podcast of the whole entire world. With me, Jessica. And me's really quick. We hope you had a wonderful week, and you love last week's episode. We hope you're all rich in your little piggy banks. A lot of people are saying they feel inspired to be better with their money now, and I agree. Same.

We need to have our meeting with her, don't we? We do. Organise our little pension pots and all real. We're not letting that slip because we need to sort that out. Did you speak to your mum? No, but a well. She must have not listened yet because she likes to text me one thing a week

that we've said that the grammar's wrong or that we've got the wrong word or, you know, she likes to connect us... She was a field day with me. Yeah, I get one a week at least. She also said that we don't look at the cameras enough. And what I had to remind her of was it's not a theatre performance.

Like, we're speaking to each other. Yeah. I think you're quite good at looking the camera, but I'm speaking to you. I know, but I think we need to remember that. We've done three seasons where it was just a month. like so it's quite difficult to look and also a lot of people still listen so your mom's clearly watching on youtube right watching and writing down notes as them exactly but she does

need to get a well so I will be telling her that get a will point at the camera and tell her all the cash money mum or the dollar bells oh yeah we've had a studio upgrade guys we are the favourites. Well then what I would say is the more like seedish professional room. We had a clapper board at the start just there. Murray did it and we're in a bigger, darker room which is more soundproof. It's a larger set. We've got a brighter floor. We've changed a few pictures around. We've got some fresh flowers. Can you see them if you're looking on YouTube and it's looking more professional? So we're going to switch up. So if anybody has any gorgeous things you want to add to our set, feel free send us them because we'd love them, you know?

We freebie. A wee, do you me? Love a few bit. I don't know if I can touch you anymore. Point. So. We've got a spitter swallow, which is a beverage this week. You've seen this all over Instagram this week. Right, so I got this from my client, Modern Love Store, right? She said you better try them on the podcast, so you were.

Anyway, what we were chatting about when I was with her was, this is quite a good drink for, you know, a lot of people don't drink anymore. Yeah. But you don't want to just, you know if you're in a Saturday night making a nice dinner? But you still want some of it refreshing and you're not drinking but you don't just want to coaxiero because you drink that all the time. Quite a good option these. So they're called Living Things and it's a gut friendly low sugar, prebiotic soda.

Oh. You'll be into these. Low calorie, high fibre. I don't know what else that says. Anyway, one's raspberry and pomegranate. Pomegranate. Right And one's peach and blood orange

What one would you like to try? Oh, blood orange I love blood orange stuff You try that and I'll try the raspberry one Speaking of blood orange Has anyone read the book Blood Orange Because that was one of the best thrillers I've read

So we all need to send you that book after How's your book going? You started it yet? Ask me next week Cheers All right All right Living Things

This is actually gorgeous Branding Is it a Glaswegian Thing No, I don't think so Do you know what I like when I can's that matte textured way? That was London

Boo. It's all right. I was just holding up to the camera there. I think this one's quite nice. I mean it's very refreshing. That was some ice would be gorgeous with a straw. Do you want to swapsies?

do you know what it's quite like dilutin juice but it might like it's maybe a wee bit diluted you know what I mean two billion live cultures that's what I was going to say out but I didn't know what that meant it's just the things that go into your gut all right to the billion bacteria fucking hell yeah that's high that is very high actually yeah they're all right I prefer that one yeah I definitely prefer this one

this one's a bit to is the word bitter I struggle to piece words with flavours What do you mean? So if you're describing something If I was describing a flavour Yeah like I'm not sure If it's like bitter or not Or like I know when something sweet or sour say

But like bitter or See if there was a flavour in something Like specifically that I didn't like You can't pick out what it actually is Yeah like say it was a lot of herbs right? Erbs. I don't really know what one's what.

Okay. Apart from coriander because I hate that. Is that an herb? That's an herb, yeah. But anyway, I was just thinking to that there because I wasn't sure whether to call that better or not. Parsley repeats on me bad. There's one in like mixed Italian herbs

that I don't like and it's quite strong. Could be tarragon. Oh no, it's Tarragon in Italian herbs? That's really strong. There's one that's just too potent for me. Maybe Can I ruin the vibe Oregano

I think I need to have them individually It's definitely not basil Because I have that on its own What do Americans call Corrianda No is it a pepper Araigola or something

What is Corrianda They don't call it Corrianda Can't remember Corny Corny Golly Anyway Yeah I would definitely

swallow that But it's not I'm swallowing That aspirating and spitting the peach and orange. Yeah. That's what I'm doing. But I've been too busy down in bloody orange Lucas Aids and Coke Zero's

because of the hangover we've had so we can talk about why that happens. Yeah, so we had our busy brunch at the weekend, everyone. Quite a number of people have told me that I wasn't sober. He was not. But none of us were. So it was fine. I know, like, I feel like I'm getting quite pinpointed as a drunk one, and I think that's unfair, an unfair allegation.

No, I don't think you were the drunk one. At the stage of the event, you were definitely the drunken one. Afterwards? Out of us too or out of the whole... Oh, out of us too. Oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, not in the brunch, hell no. Thank you.

But I think by the end of it, I took the ground. I think everybody in Glasgow. The whole nation. Fuck me. I just think, look, we hugged every person to walk through that door, right? Which was a tough, tricky start for you? Yeah, which is really kind of us to do. However, a few of people actually said themselves, are you finding this quite tough?

I'm not going to lie about it, yeah, it was. But only, do you know what it is? It's more because not everyone's a hugger. No, they're not. And also, I think when we started hugging a few people at the start. Kind of set the tone. It was like, we can't not hug everyone else. Obviously we wanted to, but it was a, do you want to hug a,

us, I'm not sure. There was a few that like scurried away. Yeah. I thought good on you. No, nine times out of ten it was a beautiful hug with everyone and everyone was so lovely.

I was just quite like conscious of getting like makeup and stuff on people's clothes. Even I'm in a night out, I'm quite like especially when someone's wearing a light colour because we were. I had foundation on my shoulder yeah.

You brushed it off. From all the hugs. But I feel like that was a nice start but that's when it was like the interactions were high so i needed a few circles we didn't get a drink until about half 12 do you remember because when we were stood there we were like we really both need a drink welcoming we didn't want to take the cocktail on arrival because we didn't think there was enough for us so we just left it we were the last to eat as well true so we'd had i think by that point there was a bit of drinking before any eating yeah and then the shots of tequila

started going around it was honestly guys just brilliant but i think the first couple of hours for me was a bit of a blur because I wanted to make sure that everyone was settled and understood how the day was going to go. The running order. Yeah. And we went around and gave everybody a little card and they had to write a question or a bit of an embarrassing story or, was it an embarrassing or funny story? And I'll be honest with you, there was 140 people there.

I didn't think that everybody would give us a card back, but they pretty much did. And we have a pile like that of embarrassing stories that we cannot wait to do. share with you because we could only share a few couldn't we? On the actual night. Yeah, because we wanted, the main thing was having like the singer and all that going. Yeah. Let's talk about them. They were amazing. So we had Alicia from Lux Grooves DJing. And if you live in Glasgow, you might

have seen Alicia at quite a few events because she's probably one of the only female DJs that are kind of at these things, isn't she? Yeah, she's really good. She's amazing. She brings vibes. And then we had Natalie James doing the singing. Yeah. She's also on, like, Lux Groove's books. I think that's kind of like a me musical agency thing. And she was really good. She was a party starter, weren't she?

She had a sequin jacket on, and she just had such good energy. I, like, the perfect person to be, like, come on, go up and dance. Like a little pocket rocket, weren't she? Yeah, like, strutting out, trainers, not on? Yeah. Loved it. I was jealous. So she did two 30-minute sets.

We, everybody had a brunch, settled in for that, got to know each other. Because what I didn't realize until... maybe like half an hour into it when I was going around speaking to everyone, that there was tables and booths of people that weren't there together because everyone was in a table of either six, eight, some of them were like 12. And they were mingled in parties of like twos, threes. And by the end of it, everyone made friends. So nice.

Because I would almost expect that to happen if I went to an event like that, especially because there's only a couple of us. Yeah. You don't really do a lot of tables or two at these sort of like party style events when you think about it. Yeah. So I like that and everyone seemed to go on. Yeah, really well. And just go and dance with people dancing on the seats and everything.

We had one guy come, apart from Richard, he turned up for an hour, just for some food. And then there was one guy, and he was great vibe. So he obviously had to pick him out of the crowd, like we did at the Christmas live shows. As soon as they came in, his pal said, well, he was the only guy here, and I said probably, and I was able to talk to you later. But I actually think he got light off lightly. You did. I bought him a shot.

Next time. And I just think... People dancing on the tables, chairs. I know. And they were getting trouble And I was just like, fuck it, go back up And then it's going to happen But then he passes the mic

And you were singing Mamma Mia? Do you remember that? Well, what I'll say is You brought it back to my memory You got the mic and you were like, yes! And the whole crowd was... I think it had to be quite well, didn't want to give it back. No, you didn't.

Do you know what I will say, though, like I'm quite passionate about singing but see when I take the mic on that sort of thing or in karaoke, the pressure of singing to a certain volume gets me out of breath and I don't perform as well. It's perhaps when I'm in the shower or the car. Do you know what I mean?

We could get quite breathless whereas I think I just need to calm down and just give it wrong. And just live in the moment of it. Yeah. Well, it was honestly brilliant guys and Murray we saw was there filming everyone.

Murray say hi. Hello everyone. Yeah, we gave him a mind. Why are you calling him a Wiesel? Well, because he was there and let me finish my sentence, we got the video back at 6 o'clock that evening of the event. We were in Kittier Shays because the rugby was on and our phones pinged and the video was already edited of the full day.

He just can't beat that service. You cannot. We love you, Murray. And everyone else loved him. I gave money a hug when he was leaving. Same. I was very surprised I got a hug from Zuli. I actually remembered at the time thinking he's probably fucking else about much.

So, Marie was there, and it was just fantastic. And we've got Alan and Graham. Well, we're in separate rooms now. We were in separate rooms before in the other studio. But now we've been really far. But I think they've got a mic. Alan, say hi. Hello.

Yay. So you're not getting away from now. It's cemented love. Okay, guys. Well, thanks everyone who joined. for the brunch? Marie, what were your thoughts

on the brunch, actually? I've never been in our room where I was able to disappoint 150, 140 women at the same

time, so. Why would you disappoint them? Look at me. You're perfect in every way. So, yeah, it was great fun

and we're definitely going to continue doing it because we've realised that we are really good events planners. Agony. I feel like

when we originally were going to do the brunch, It wasn't going to be as, not as fun as that, but we wanted more. We wanted the goodie banks. We wanted DJ and singers. Yeah, because we felt like, although we did bring the entertainment in the Christmas show, we had the mic the whole night singing.

We wanted to just maybe calm your ear holes for the next event and leave it to the professionals. Yeah, for sure. So we feel like we want to continue doing more. So tell us what you want from us, really. We've got loads of ideas. We obviously want to try and meet as many of you as possible. But we just, we need it to. be fun and we still want it to be intimate interactive yeah and I think so many of you

commented afterwards like oh we really wish we got tickets and but also just a big thanks to the brands that helped out because we gave really cute wee goodie bags which took us 10 hours to build and pack so we had so long guys actually I tried to get Sweden we had we were we were we were we were still tying the ribbons on them at 5 to 12 and it started 12 just to let know um so anyway we were well yeah we were and my mum's getting all stressed wouldn't she? So we had Mini Empire Biscuits, of course,

from Plant Blonde. They were amazing. Raspberry taste-tested one. People were so happy when they opened a goodie bag and they were like, Plant Blonde Empire, I'm like, oh yeah, it's like of the Gucci of Empire, isn't it?

Yeah, I know, it's all like cutely wrapped and stuff. By the way, we got them. We stick at them. Yeah, that was another thing. We wrapped 140 Empire Biscuits. And then we had little mini IOPI, El Paradise Waters, because we love that. Which, by the way,

that was decent. I'm not talking like a mini, we're talking 100 mil water, which will last you ages and perfect when you go travelling because that's the size I take when I go away. It is a perfect wee bottle, actually, because it's cute, be thing. And then we had a lot on your plate stickers. Can you see you on the camera? Which, by the way, I don't have a single one of them, can you believe it? I know.

Well, we had more than this. We had pod pig, but a little piquanty. We had Fairfox. We had... A lot on your... A-L-O-Y-P and our smilies So if you have

A laptop, an iPhone case If you're rich, bitch enough To have a Ramoa suitcase Or just a normal suitcase Stick it on, taggers Please and show us Because you want to see The world

However, there was a few messages The next day saying I feel like my goodie bags Lying all over Wunderbath floor Or I've left it somewhere And I'm like, Jesus Christ No, what will be best? But anyway, really good

wee goodie bags Oh no, there was a voucher in it as well for two for one burgers at August House or two for one pizza and honest ed I think that's class by the way it is class well done us well done us and we and we individually handwritten the labels on your

goodie bag it's all like a one to one personal experience from us you see love Jess and Zoe kiss and we put the wee love heart sticker on it as well we went everywhere to find these stickers this is the thing right I used to work in events so I can't I can't see past those things yeah there's the they see the things that other people notice I don't care if they don't notice it I like to know that we've done it

do know what I mean I do feel like people do notice people do notice the final details maybe not all the time but there will be some people that be like that's a nice we touch yeah for sure but I think it's important yeah and we enjoy that part of it yeah it's quite stressful and like we've got other things to think about but that is part of the fun for me and we name named three cocktails. We had a tequila cocktail called the Piggy Paloma. We had... Paddy's Punch, I believe. Paddy's Punch, which was Jamison Whiskey. And the third one was Disco Sprits.

Disco Spritz. Does anyone have any of them? I didn't... All I saw was Prosecco and Tequila Rose. I saw the one with the grapefruit, which was the... Well, that was a welcome drink, the Paloma. Was that the Piggy Paloma? Yeah, but I did also see a couple of espresso, Martini's kicking about it. Loads of people drinking them. That's when you're absolutely out for a day out, by the way. Because the heart's going. Yeah. You're drunk.

There's some people there for their birthdays. What was the table in the corner in the back room? The circle table. Because then when we were doing it, we were like, oh, we really wish we could sit on that table. They were great fun. Well, do you know what? Everyone was great fun, but they were steaming. Because you're in a good location.

Like this evening in the corner, like you're kind of packed away, but in quite a good way. You can just do what you want but they could look out and see everything The food was nice Honestly Can't recommend it enough It was hosted in Ghost If anyone doesn't know where that is

Which is a great restaurant We've spoke about that a few times before So it was lovely Can't fault it Can't wait for another one When's next? Perfect, perfect Perfect

When is next is the question That's not to tease anyone I don't fucking know either It'll work it out I really want to do another We really want to do like another Big Huge Bongoi Bingoi style Christmas at then, don't we?

Let's make that happen. And then what else we've been up to it? So the next day I don't know why we made plans for the next day. Guys, I didn't get out of my bed until half past three in the afternoon and I haven't done that for four years I think.

And I was in bed at one. I mean it's not the latest, it's not the worst but considering... I think that's tragic. Do you? No, I don't actually. But that is late. To me now. When you're out from 12 in the afternoon, yes, that is late. Bear in mind my dad picked us up at half eight in the morning to take us to ghost for nine.

So we were out from that time. Yeah, not drinking until 12. And I also didn't eat that much because when you're at these things, you just don't eat. It's not your priority, is it? You're not there for the food. So, yeah, me and a few friends stayed out a bit longer and ended up my night in Blue Lagoon Chippy, had a pizza crunch for the first time. I actually didn't like it, guys.

I thought it was minging. That's a shame for me because I was looking forward to that. I think we're going to need to try it again. Yeah, like a fresh one, fresh out the friar. Because it was a bit soggy in the middle. Was that setting in the bed, do you think? Because I thought it was a fritter.

Right, okay. So if anyone doesn't know what a fritter is, because, by the way, they're, again, a Scottish thing. But it's just a potato, would you say, like a round slice? Yeah, I would say like a slice of potato with batter on it. Yeah, yeah, that's what it is. But it's like round, and they're so good. good, aren't they?

That's good on a roll with some kind of sauce on it. Oh. A wee rolling fritter. I also went to the chippy when I left about 10-ish. I had to leave because I was so hungry. I couldn't function anymore

because I was so hungry, I had a headache and I was about to fall asleep. And I got, which is disgusting actually, in reflection. I got a sausage supper so the battered sausage. So a sausage supper for anyone again that doesn't know

what that is, is basically just like a meal. So it's like, and you get two battered sausages here in Scotland, not one. So it's pretty hefty. What was the need for the two sausages? As soon as I opened, I was at Wies or two. It's always two. I don't know why that's a thing, because battered sausages are big and... And you get the chips.

Yeah. And I think that's why you don't say supper. You would just ask for one with chips. Anyway, what do you mean? Like, I think the supper makes it a meal. Two with chips. Oh. I think that's what it is.

If you just said sausage and chips? Yeah, I think so. Because I've said this on my Instagram before. If I say sausage and chips, I would get an unbattered sausage with chips. I would have to ask for a battered sausage. And can you get that there? Yeah. So the battered thing is still a thing, but it's just not automatically that.

But you don't get battered mars bars or battered pizzas or battered potato. Right, okay. Apart from obviously, well, a chip's not battered is it, it's just deep fried. But, yeah. Interesting. Anyway, I got that with, so I'd ordered that, and then I saw on the board that it had chipped cheese and curry sauce and I just thought I could really go that so then I just thought

I'll just get cheese and curry sauce on my sausage suffer which I'll be honest I had the full sausage and then I didn't eat any more of it because I was done in by that point had one sausage and that was it? Dodd chip probably but

didn't eat very much because you know that way as soon as I had the dirtiness in my mouth I realised how mingin it actually was but I was just so desperate for like the worst did you go to the chippy that was near George Square or did you go to the one that's near train station? George Square.

Yeah, same. That's kind of where you always end up after night out these days, isn't it? And also, guys, how random is this? But at one, half one in the morning when I was absolutely, what's the word that you got called in Nottingham? Abliterated. Did I say something like that? That was me.

I'm at the Chippy queue, pointing my big fucking fingers, like, I want that, and then I turn around, and then I'm like, Hi, I know you And there was a 25 man stag do from Leicester In the Chippy I can't go over that

I haven't seen them for years And I was like oh fucking hell Messaged me the next day Like you're right I'm like no Nor are you No So are they actually just up here Because Glasgow's a good place to be

They were here on his stag do And I was like that's brilliant Because I do genuinely think A lot of them would go to Edinburgh I would say Why I do not know I'm not slagging Edinburgh but I genuinely do think

I mean I genuinely don't think Edinburgh is that good on a night out where the fuck do you go I have no idea and I think that's even more studenty than Glasgow potentially nice bars but even then

Tiger Lily is it Le Monde and then you've got the the one that we do actually love that we went to with Rich and that where they do the drag show Brueh

Brahemia. That's great fun. Nothing was coming to me there. Prohemia is great fun. But Glasgow, I genuinely think, has got far more live music venues or pubs. I also think it's because everything's a bit closer as well. Yeah. So it's more like you go into the city centre and you're there. Everything's around you, but Edinburgh's a bit.

You've also got, I suppose, in Edinburgh, you've got the three sisters and the grass market for like lads, lads, type vibe. I'm thinking stagdo here. But a friend of mine actually from Leicester has messaged me the day. and she was like, hi, I'm like planning a trip for my friend Tendu, and where can I go? There's like 20 of us in Edinburgh, and I'm like, fucking hell. But you know? Yeah, that's what I said. I don't know.

Yeah. But anyway. Anyway, we digressed. We digressed. We went to, we went out for a roast on Sunday. Yes. To the... In hindsight, like you say, we planned it because we thought it would be a good idea because

you do brave that. Yeah. And I guess it was, in a way. It's just the thought of getting up and getting there, isn't it? It was meant to be at two, but then we changed it to 4pm so the boys could come as well. Yeah. He was in a little bit hungover from his rave in Manchester, wasn't he? Not three nights before.

Jesus. He wanted to see some house DJed, didn't they, or something? Oh, fuck, no, it was honestly. Richard was in a extremely hyper mood, and I was like, can't deal with you today. He was, like, big day out vibes, and we're all, like, deed to the world. We don't want to be here, Rich. Quite a shame, actually. So we went to Duke's umbrella, which, by the way,

I would really recommend because it also had a singer Yes, from 2 to 5 on a Sunday 2 to 5 and he was like He was quite edgy vibes He was, he looked to be like Noel Gallagher didn't he Yeah like quite kind of old school He had very much like Noel Gallagher Yeah he did, wasn't him

But anyway I would really recommend that for a roast I think it was good And I think the highlight for me was the haggis Yorkshire pudding It definitely, it was a great meal deal as well, wasn't it? It was a starter in the main for 30, 30 quid? Or was it less than 30 quid?

No, I think it's 30 pound, eh? And I had this, well, me and Jason had this amazing ham hoc and lentil soup. I tried that, it was good. Really good with a big bit of sourdough. You and Rich had... Patty. The patty. I've just got a thing for patty when I'm out.

I love it as a starter. Yeah, it's lovely, isn't it? A wee bit of chutney on top. I don't know what their side thing was. It was like, I wouldn't say it was chutney because it was smooth. but it was like that sort of colour and that was really good

that on top of it Rich was drinking but we all had Pepsi Max which she were delighted at because there was a Pepsi Max galley aren't you do you know what it is

I forget about it I would never ever ever buy a can of Pepsi Max or Diet Pepsi or anything for the house but you prefer it but I prefer it I think that's very white

it's a wee treat when you're out when it's like oh we don't have yeah it is it's much sweet it's much sweet sweeter than coke And then from Maine I had the chicken

I had the beef Jason did the beef and Rachel who had the Venison Venison It's a bit of an extra supplement there though But it was He said it was lovely

I had extra gravy It was like a red wine Jou So it was rich It was quite a rich But do you know what Was the highlight for me The roast potatoes were class

Yeah they were good They were so good The only thing it was missing for me Maybe a bit of mash But I could I can go over that the roast potatoes are good enough, but cauliflower cheese. Guys, can we just, can we have like a public service announcement to all the roast places in

and around Scotland, please fucking serve cauliflower cheese? I think that's a given for a roast. If I ever roast at the house, there's always cauliflower cheese. Honestly, the best roast dinner that I had in Manchester at Firehouse, they serve it with cauliflower and I think it's leek, cauliflower and leek with like a nice grating on top. It is beautiful and it honestly makes it the haggis stuff Yorkies is a nice treat that was an extra side

but it's like it's their sort of special isn't it we need that creaminess or something even mac and cheese or something just would have been nice

I think there might have been mac and cheese on the not on the side though not sure but I would really recommend going there for a roast I would say it's

better than a few we've had up here yeah I agree nice atmosphere I think the place is nice yeah to look at it's quite I know we're not

lovers of dark rooms as much but on a Sunday cozy cozy roast vines nice because it was Paddy's day it was packed yeah singer and then when we were leaving we saw um the boys from open goal podcasts

they were in there having their roast and they were saying how well done to us and we need to get them on this podcast and we need to go on there's a different dynamic in it yeah I think we need to get someone on like that and it's like we ask all the questions that you know when you're seeing someone quite early stages and stuff and you're like if a guy was to text you this or whatever what does that actually mean

because we should get Cy Ferry who is like the main guy of the pod he is a massive foodie so every time we see one another we're always talking about food so it'd be quite good to get him on to discuss all the foodie places and then we could ask um it's Andy Slaney what's the other guy go is it Kevin Kev I'm not sure do you know worry I don't know if I'm sorry. And then Kevin Kyle.

Yeah, so those four and is that right? Have I said that right? I think so. We should get the one and like you say, get their man's point of view. Yeah. Because I do think as a woman you have reason, you have like, you justify everything, whether it's bad or good.

And it's like something else that's probably a little to shame. Yeah. And then we can just rip the piss out of, our complete lack of knowledge of football well mine I'm quite an expert went to a game once then we went to Lop and Scoot for some dessert

forgot about that I don't know if I've ever just been in there for a wee ice cream and maybe having like a sunny day of my own about in the West End but I've never done... I tell you where you need to mention Zoe because we were going to go Tortilano

near mine because they do really good Raspberry Ripple but you went somewhere and I don't think you spoke about it and you said it was worth the hype you got hot chocolate or something oh fuck I um la gelette ladegele tassel or something like that it's called let me just double check that because

you'll have seen all the all the foodies and like even Glasgow Implandes and stuff talking about it because it's very where is it is it south side it's um south side strathbungo I believe is the area of that street I'm not sure

it's where that place the bungle was potluck used to be there it's like one street that's got like two yeah pot look what a great place that was by the way

yeah it's leg gelatessa so basically Jason and Zoe really wanted to get like a dessert after Duke's umbrella and we're gonna just go we're gonna go somewhere and have it

we were thinking about minted in the West End and you said you were really craving Raspberry Ripple when Tortoano is an audience is known for their Raspberry Ripple but we thought well let's just stay out in town

thought about that but it was too far so we ended up going loop and scoop which is a good safe option and I had a Bueno bite-sized churros and oh I had the Bonofi one scoop of Bonofe that was well good

I just had raspberry ripple which was really good but Jason had the Milky Way one and I tried about that and that was delicious I would never really choose white chocolate that much

but I like it yeah just a wee touch of it now again you know yeah it is nice so that's what we did with our sunday and then on monday it's been bloody non-stop i went to see neal so you did how was that quite shite was it i'll tell you why because basically we went to see him a couple years ago in the oh two wow that's good as in glasgow yeah it's quite a small venue for him now yeah which was great because you feel you're right there yeah we're standing i thought he's much bigger than the over there

too. I know well then obviously he went to the hydro and was it not for this time no it was absolutely packed a young crowd and I don't know how they know who Neal is what? I know because he blew up on TikTok or something

that's exactly what Jason said he must have a TikTok song but the boys wear gym stuff why do why do young boys go to concerts and stuff with gym stuff on now shorts and like a gym top

like an underarmour gym top probably wanting to get like sweat and then they have like their their half-sip, like, tied, like, around there, like across her body. It's just pathetic, in my opinion. Anyway, so we went too early as usual. Richard's the same, aren't he? It's like, doors open my half-six, we go over half-six.

Why is that? Anyway, we waited in the car, right, until about seven. But Mario was his port, so we were like, when does he come on? To be fair, that is why we went a bit earlier. He sings, you sure let me love you. Yeah, but what else does he sing? Um... Nothing.

Is it not anymore? Fuck all else. Oh. Well, I'm sure he does but no one knows anything else. So anyway, we weren't drinking either, out getting another water top up and he came on so we missed the start of him, saw that song and then this hype man came on. And when I tell you he was on for an hour and a half before Neil

and it was this hype man whilst the DJ was on and the whole time he was saying, we're looking for three girls to get up and dance with Neil, you know how to do all that shit. Oh yeah, and then it's all over on TikTok the next day. Yep. the whole time he was doing that they kept putting the camera

to different girls in the crowd but it was the same ones that were dancing like I'm not joking they were dancing from the minute I stepped in at the minute I left they must have been fucking done in anyway and there was this is a really good one that they kept going and she was pretty but it was quite tic-toky dancing like going for it she did I wait like boobs sitting there

why is my toes curling but also do you know what I know we were actually standing up at the back of the stand there against a wall yeah you're standing standing I know I actually went to the box office when I got in and ask was any seats. That's when you know.

That's when you know you're old or your two-day hangover. They were like, yeah, but you just need to pay for them and I thought, right, it's no worth that. So anyway, see every time they put a camera on a girl. They turned round and shook their bum and I just don't understand why you would do that.

Like just a wee is fine. Two steps. I mean, I say that. They were all pure doing like all that. I was traumatised for them honestly. Anyway, so this guy was doing this for an hour and a half and our backs were getting so hard

and I'm standing for so long and um Jason's got a bit of cold so that was coming on so we just weren't in the we weren't in the spirits for it we weren't patching it because waste the money in that so anyway then Neil came on

sang a few classics then went to a few songs that absolutely no one knew no one was singing along oh really that's annoying when they do that because they're trying to push it on a shit no one cares yeah and then sorry but you didn't

We heard he came on and sang So Sick Is that what that's called? It's so sick. And then we thought after that we'll call it a night So we didn't actually stay until the end We've seen it before We've seen it before

Well I've seen a few videos And I didn't actually recognise it But apparently got the hype man back on Because Neo's actually Written more songs than he sings That's right, yeah Or like Rihanna and all that So he did that the last time

But he sang them So it was still good. Didn't he write umbrella by Rihanna? Yeah, thanks so. He wrote quite a few. He did a few of hers and a few other, like, iconic songs. So it's just, see when you've seen it before in a more intimate space, it's never the same. Yeah.

And I just don't think we were really up for it either. So it's like, we did a bit of both. Yeah. It's like, yeah. So it was fine. But we went to that place before, what's it called, in Oddingstam Street? Chilos, is that how you say it? By the way, I went there last week as well.

Chilos? Chilos, burger place. Chilos? Chilos, yeah. It's around the corner from here as well. But so it opened on Huntington, Main Street, a few months back. Went there, had one of the best burgers and sweep potato fries. I shouted all about the sweepstated fries.

Anyway, I think I had the wrap. The raps were so good. Went back and had it again, great. Third time I went, which was probably. a good thing because we need to stop going. I know. It only opened a few months ago. The sweet potato fries were so bad. And I said to Rich, I was like, no, these are shocking.

And I've gone and told everyone on Instagram, like, these are class, the best trips I've ever had. And then, anyway, he went back on his own one time. I was like, I'm not getting them again. And then he said to him, oh, does Jess not want anything today? And he was like, no, she said that. She didn't like the few potato fries. And he went, I have changed a supplier. So anyway, we went there the other day, and I said, I'll try it one more time. I'll get a burger instead. got one called, I think it's called the Godfather or something that they do, and it is so

fucking good guys. And I said, can I have a side of sweet potato fries? He looked at me, but they're not the ones you like. I went, by the way, why is that? And he went, they were so expensive. If you keep buying them, I'll change back to them supply. I was like, well, you fucked it, mate. Well, I get sweet potato fries and I thought they were good. No, they were good, but when I say they were the best sweet potato fries, I think I'd ever had. I don't remember you saying that. They weren't, they were a bit soggyer. So then I had the normal fries They do this sort of

It's like their own sauce Yes Oh it was good I can't even describe it Anyway really recommend that guys And which one did you go to the one in Odinger Yeah It's nice to sit in as well

We sat at the window and just watch the world go by Do you don't me A lot of people look in and I'm like Yeah I'd eat What did you have a chicken burger No we just both had Like a cheese beef burger

Yeah Really do recommend that It's really nice I would like to try the raps and stuff as well because they look good. Chicken wrap is class. We also got some nuggets to share. Yeah, they were good.

Quite like McDonald's nuggets, I would say. And they do loads of stuff. Anyway, yeah, a little shout out for them because it is actually very, very good place for a burger. Let me just check what I've got to tell you quite a few things. Okay. We need to go back to the brunch a second for a couple of reasons. Oh, yes.

One being we've got a really hilarious story. We must share it. It can't just date of those 140 people. And we can't wait. And we cannot wait to tell you on the next week's episode because next week we are going to be doing our sex episode, embarrassing story. It's going to be so good. But also, I don't know what got into me apart from 10 gallons of Prosecco,

but I was playing Cupid. Yes! My brothers recently became single, my big brother Adam. And I would say... My big brother Adam, not my 14-year-old brother, Ben. just to clarify that he's also single if there's any children available anyway and I thought there's quite a lot of nice women in this room like when have you get access to all these people

like that it's not weird to speak to do you know what I mean I mean I'm not going up to a stranger so I did actually do some cupid actions and I think I might have set him up. Yeah, damn right. With one of the pod pegs, so if you're listening, good luck to you, him. Good luck to you, hen. If it doesn't work out, we'll just let him date all the pod pigs.

I know, maybe we should do like speed dating, but with only him. Yes. Because you know, since we spoke about that episode, quite a few people came up to me as well at the brunch and said, oh, by the way, I heard you talk about setting up that friend of yours, please set us up with any eligible nice men. So, potentially, we just need to get more guys. aware. I know a lot of guys are aware of this podcast because so many do say they listen with their misses. Or they hear it. But they have, they're with someone. Yeah, exactly. So we need

more, anyone got any hot brothers out there? And I'll make yourself known. Yeah. Or does. I need to get my mom a man as well. I know. I'm surrounded by single people, sad life. So many people are single wanting to mingle. This is the problem. I genuinely think we are going through a crisis. people don't want to go on these app I think we're also getting to that age like the sort of sticky age if you're really not 100% in it people are shacking it off

because they're like I don't want to end up even older knowing that I don't want it forever but each needs every imagine people being with someone and they're just sticking with them because they are aware of what's out there it's wild out there and they're like I'm just going to stick with this person

because it's a crazy place it is because I don't want to be single I'm not saying this from experience by the way I'm just saying I know those people that all stay in an unhappy relationship because they think fuck that people just say all that's the thing that's quite sad anyway on a brighter note

read out this story it must be shared it's double-sided can you say this girl she'll be so embarrassed to listen to this but you were iconic honey so you deserve your time to shine I outed her by the way to the whole room it was meant to be anonymous but I wasn't

haven't it. Take it away. One time I was steaming, woke up thinking I'd peed myself. I told my mum, but there was no evidence of a pee in my room. There he goes on. I'm in the shower, ready for the pub round two. I hear screaming. Mum and friend are in my room whilst I'm showering.

I went upstairs. At the end of my bed is a box with uniwork in clothes and a PLT bag opened. with new clothes in it. Mum screams. The dogs were attacking the PLT bag. So I looked. It was a human shit. I had come home and peed and pooed

into a fucking PLT bag. Mum didn't speak to me for days. P.S. There was no smell in my room. I'd wrapped it up like a loaf of bread. This was only last year. No recollection of it. it but my shit

stewed in my room for 18 hours it was finally what a legend by the way fucking hell what actually goes for your brain to think I think it's the confusion for people when they're drunk

because you've had to you need to push a poo out let's be honest here unless it's diarrhoea right but that doesn't sound like it was diabetes she wrapped it up that's a solid and I just think

that doesn't just fall out so you've not been like oh fuck it's about to fall out Marsh it's a process to get that from inside out so I just think it's that confusion I also wonder you know if her friend wasn't there or her mum would she have ever

told anyone that story and also would she have ever noticed and maybe she would have sent the partial back did I ever tell you about a time I had to poo in a bag I think I did no but I also had to put in a bag and we've spoken to that in the podcast.

I remember my toilet was blocked Oh yeah, yeah, yeah we were having to do the toilet and plastic bags for like oh yes until it was unblocked

when did you poo in a bag and how have we not discussed this until now we did because we obviously spoke about it on the podcast but when did you put in a bag? When I first ever I'm admitting this

when I first ever started seeing Richard yeah because you've never admitted it up until this point so what's changed I'm aware that other people are pooing in bags so it's allowed

no I did have I've told you this story Were you sober? Yeah, fully. You've never told us. I shrap in. Guys, it's so bad. So, I really hope that the person

who lived in this house, not listening. So I first started dating rich and he lived in Nottingham. And I think I did tell him this story actually because he was pissing himself. And there was, it was like an old style Nottingham house. If anyone knows what they're like,

they're beautiful, but they're quite old. Victorian houses, that's what they are. And it was one of those toilets where you pull the lever And it was always so dodgy And it had to go down It was three floors of this house I had to go down to the second floor Where his person who was living with

And his wife lived He got up and went to training And I thought I had the whole day to myself I was going to go to the gym And wait for him to come back But I was desperate for a shit I was desperate for a shit Tyrol heads

Yeah But I knew how dodgy this toilet was And I thought I actually Don't know how if I can do it and then Richard said to me by the way don't go down don't use the toilet it's actually broken

the levers stop working right so the only other toilet I could use was the one on the ground floor where the man that owned the house with his wife was having breakfast so it was in the kitchen and I couldn't bring myself to do it

because I knew it was going to be a big poo did you feel like the rumbling and all that and Richard was in a loft conversion at the time so he was on the top top floor and yeah I just got a bag and squatted it in his bedroom floor and pooed in this bag and it was the biggest poo

I've ever done in my life and I remember thinking like oh my God obviously when you first date someone you just don't want to go to the toilet at all so it must have been like a couple days and I tied the bag up I need to understand this is quite a lot of information but I need to understand

did you go and get toilet roll from the toilet and still wipe your bum I think I had face wipes in my bag right okay so I tied this up in this back and left it in this bag for a good half an hour whilst I got ready because I didn't know what else to do and then walk to the gym and as I got this bag I carried it out like see it later a bag of shit in my hand and I popped it in the neighbour's fucking bin outside of the house look do you know what as a comfort and thought we've all been there I had to do it we've all done things toilet stories I would have used the toilet if it wasn't blocked but what would have been worse me pooing in a bag and it get and no one I never knew about it until eight years later when I actually finally didn't scare him off or I blocked the toilet and everyone's in the house and it's left there I know and it was a big one as well

you know how I've spoke about my Malteseer poos before quite often I flush the toilet and like one of them just stays have you ever had that before you Maltese like a little rabbit dropping just doesn't want to go down yeah and it only happens when I'm in my own house because maybe I don't know I think I must check everywhere else but Jason quite often is like Zoe, you've done that again. I'm like, it's just a, just flush it away. It's a real teaser. Yeah.

But it does stay sometimes. Look, everyone poos. I just imagine Graham and Alan in there. Everyone is a human pro. And if you don't, you're no well. It's literally just, yeah, we have to shit. But anyway, that was the poo story. So hopefully, by us reading that out on the podcast

that you feel less bad about yourself, honey. Yeah. And I mean, there's worse things that could happen I think for sure you would rather you would rather put in a bag and pull yourself

yeah you know what I mean and there was a few in that pile of confessions of a few people who shit to themselves oh yeah well we're going to do the famous sex story episode three will that be of that next week so we're saving some of those stories for that

because there's really good ones and then all of your lovely lot need to write in and let us know whilst you're just touching on embarrassing stories has anyone seen that video that's going viral at the moment of the Zoom call

the live stream funeral and that woman is actually in the shower shaving her pubs to hundreds of people live streaming at a funeral while the coffin is literally being what?

I just, you'd need to put me in that coffin with the person I'd be off honestly I just cannot I cannot I just think I'm so confused how anyone can come back from embarrassment like that. No.

Like I couldn't show my face in this world again. I could never. So we're going to move on to the bonus and talk about a few things that we've been buying recently. Yeah, random purchases. A few random purchases we've asked you guys as well so you've gave us a few. but definitely think get your thinking caps on for for next week's yep yeah please send us them in you're gonna have one day to do it all so listen to this podcast on the Tuesday and send it us that night please please please we beg because honestly just by us being in that room of all those girls

that was only 140 there's thousands of you that listen to this podcast every week please send us in DM us it keeps us young if you want to send it anonymous just let us know and we can I don't know we'll set something up like an anonymous thing, but we would never, obviously, disclose who you are, apart from if you come to a brunch without you. I know, sorry about that. So, yeah, please do. And also, I just want to end this podcast on a little slight sad note,

but a friend of mine passed last week really suddenly, and his name was Will Skinner, and I want to dedicate this episode to him because he was a massive pod pig, and I just know that he debriefed the episodes every week, to all of his friends in Tokyo. He's got so many Tokyo listeners out there listening to us right now, should I say. So hello to all you guys and this is for you. Sending you a big hug because he was just an amazing, beautiful person full of energy

and it's so tragic. I was so upset yesterday but yeah, I just know that he would be thriving his little tits off about this shout out honestly. Love you so much Will and yeah just sending my love to everybody that's listening to this in Tokyo or any friends and family back home in Leicester. So yeah, let's go, let's fuck off. Let's get out here. Right, love you guys. See you next week.

Bye.